Going The Distance
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For us to push back from the gate... |
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...make sure seatbelts are fastened... |
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...tray tables in their locked position, |
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We'd like to thank you all for flying with us. |
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Flight 82 to San |
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Flight 63 |
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If you'd like to make a call... |
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- So... |
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- Happy birthday. |
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Thank you... |
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...for the takeout. |
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Sure. |
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It's the least I could do. |
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- Heh. So? |
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But Dan's home |
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Oh. Are we done in here? |
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Yeah, well, we finished eating. |
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What? |
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I just thought |
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...for you to give me my gift. |
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Oh, shit. |
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Amy, I didn't get you anything. |
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You told me that you didn't want me |
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What's happening? Oh, God. |
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- Are you crying? |
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I have missed something here, baby. |
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Garrett, |
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...so you want to get me something |
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...because I'm the girlfriend |
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What? Okay, you know what, let's go. |
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It is not about the goddamn gift. |
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It just was about the gift. |
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It's bigger than this. |
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I've invested so much in this relationship |
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I don't even know if you're into this. |
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- Sure. |
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Ah, Amy, come on. |
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- Don't even think about calling me again. |
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I should not call you |
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Okay, so it means what it means. Good. |
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- Ow! Oh, my God. Mother bitch. |
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Thanks, Brandy. |
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Did he use the red pen with you guys? |
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No. |
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- Well, it's impressive reporting. |
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However, |
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And a spellcheck wouldn't hurt. |
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"MunincibaI" courthouse? |
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Thank you, ladies. |
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- Where are you going? |
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- I'm going to get wasted. |
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Let's go. |
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I'd love a copilot. Look at this shit. |
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Oh, my God, he bled on it. |
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I still can't believe |
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- Of course she did, dumb-ass. |
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It's not the gift. |
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- Don't think it's the gift. |
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How does everyone except me |
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- Oh. Dude, are you kidding me? |
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I get it, all right? |
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You get upset, you go to your room, |
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...you light a candle |
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...go to that deep emotionaI place |
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- Is that really how you cry? |
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Are you going through that? |
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- Uh, I didn't cry. I've never cried like that. |
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I've only really cried over a girI |
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I don't know. |
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Because I didn't cry, it means I'm not- |
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And we were good together. |
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- I don't know what happened. |
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- This happens every time. |
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You get in a relationship |
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You never have, |
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The girI figures that out and she splits. |
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And then we have to sit here |
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- Over and over again. This happens a lot. |
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It's not true. It happens occasionally. |
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There's a definite pattern. |
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- Definite pattern. |
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Fuck you, fuck you. |
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- A lot of self-righteousness going on. |
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I'm not crying, just gonna clear my head. |
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Clear your head, cry, same thing. |
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You know what I'm talking about |
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Like that low, like: |
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I don't know. If you ask me, that looks |
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- That does not- |
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If I wasn't making any noise... |
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...and you saw me like this, |
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Looks like you're trying to suck your dick. |
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When I suck my dick, I lie on my back, |
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- You suck your own dick? |
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You cut your hair |
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You're like a Swiss army knife. |
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Hey, we should circulate. |
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You're being lame. |
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What would you rather I do? |
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Get date-raped by a frat guy |
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No, thank you. |
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You are just jealous. |
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- More for you, baby. |
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Go have fun being in The Accused. |
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Hey. |
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I like your shirt. |
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You smell good. |
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- It's Axe. |
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You might as well remove that quarter. |
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Listen- |
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- Oh, my God. |
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- Who does that? |
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- What the fuck are you doing? |
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Who leans in like that? |
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There's no way you got that close to ERL. |
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You know how long |
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I mean, what a dick move. |
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Wait, what? |
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What the f-? |
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What? Hold on. Hold on. You're ERL? |
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I'm a what? |
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I've been chasing ERL for months now. |
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I thought ERL was an "EarI," you know. |
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Erin Rankin Langford. |
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I'm honored, okay. I am honored. |
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Shit, what a dick. I leaned in. |
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I owe you a beer. |
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Look, I'm sitting right over there, |
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I'd feeI like shit if you don't have a beer |
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All right. |
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- I feeI like you're not listening to me. |
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I'm trying to figure this out. |
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I think they're on their first date. Tall. |
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Yes, I see them. They're tall. |
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- I bet the blond played college sports. |
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There are no baby pigeons in the city. |
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You guys, uh, I want you to meet Erin. |
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Uh, Erin, these are my friends. |
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Hi. How are you? |
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- Hey. |
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I screwed up Erin's Centipede game |
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Fucker put his face |
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- What? Who does that? |
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- Exactly. |
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Check, one. |
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Okay, everyone, people. |
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It is time for tonight's round |
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So you know the rules. |
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No fighting, no g- |
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Oh! Shit! |
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Well, then don't put your face on it. |
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I do not have health care, Terry. |
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Hey, listen, these two get really moody |
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- ... so do you wanna team up? |
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Just don't drag me down, okay? |
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What country has the driest inhabited area |
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Is it A, Syria-? |
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Egypt. |
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Okay, let me read all the choices |
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Egypt, the answer's Egypt. |
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Nice. Oh, my God. |
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What album holds the record |
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Dark Side of the Moon. |
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- Terry, they keep interrupting me. |
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Seven hundred and 41 weeks, |
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You suck at everything else. |
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Yeah, well, I better not suck at that. |
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I work at DieseI Records. It's a labeI. |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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The word "records" |
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What do you do for work? |
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I work at The New York Sentinel |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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How many different ways |
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Ah! A dollar, if ripped, has no value. |
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Disqualified. |
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Great, nine weeks in a row. |
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- You got a little wing sauce, like- Um- |
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Kind of in this generaI area. |
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The Rolling Stones took their name |
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Muddy Waters! |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Oh, wow. |
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Jesus, Snoop. |
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So you a big fan of Tom Cruise? |
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Uh, in my defense, I'm a big Top Gun fan. |
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- Oh, really? |
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In fact, I like all homoerotic, |
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- Too much? Did I lose you? |
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Is Top Gun like your favorite movie? |
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- It's up there. What's wrong with that? |
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- It's the greatest. |
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Wait, what's your favorite movie? |
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Actually, I'm gonna be really serious |
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- Okay, hold on. |
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I really wanna tell you |
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Oh, God. Please don't say, like, |
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Don't be like a closet Nazi |
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...because this is going great. |
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It's Shawshank. |
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I hope I make it across the border. |
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I hope to see my friend |
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I hope the Pacific is as blue |
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- Ha-ha-ha. |
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- Zihuatanejo. |
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The best. |
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Watching every motion |
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- Where's that coming from? |
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- How in the fuck is Top Gun music playing? |
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Hey, Garrett. |
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I forgot to tell you |
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You guys live together? |
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- Uh, yeah. |
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Hello in there. |
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- Heh. |
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Dan, what are you doing? |
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Watching every motion |
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What was our rule? |
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Because I can hear through the wall |
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Right, |
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Participating. |
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Look, man, I just thought maybe, |
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So is this, like, what you guys do |
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- He DJs your hookup? |
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Is that what this fucking frat house |
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No, no. Listen, I'm really sorry. |
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- I'm gonna go. |
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Yeah? Explain. |
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You know what? I can't. I really have |
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That's okay, because, you know what? |
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I didn't want you to think I was slutty. |
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- I don't care. |
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- Think it's kind of awesome. |
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- In fact, Dan, take me to Berlin. |
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Take my breath away |
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Take my breath away |
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Hey. Morning. |
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Good morning. |
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Um, if you're taking off, could you at least |
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Oh. I wasn't, um, trying to sneak out. |
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No. You're just putting your clothes on |
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...and tiptoeing across the floor. |
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- Yeah. |
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I can stay. |
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- I didn't mean you had to- |
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That didn't feeI good. |
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Hey, hey. |
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Food would be good. |
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Okay. |
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Now I've had the time of my life |
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No, I've never felt |
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- Dan. |
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I had a great time last night. |
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I gotta say, that was- It's a lot of fun. |
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Me too. |
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So I should get your number. |
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You know, we'd maybe hang out again? |
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- Okay. |
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- Here, I got it. |
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- Um, there's a caveat that... |
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...I'd really... Um... |
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I'm leaving in six weeks. |
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And when I said that I work |
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...I meant that I'm a summer intern. |
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And I'm actually going back to Stanford |
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And although I'd be psyched |
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...um, please know that |
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Oh, wait. Uh, no, me-? |
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- Oh. Really, when? |
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Um... |
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I'm not gonna tell you |
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...but I'm not gonna say |
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- Okay, good. |
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Well, then we know |
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Um, the added bonus is that I now know |
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Yeah. I guess I- It seems like I am. |
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Here's my phone number. |
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That's awesome. |
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Best posture in the office, Allison. |
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There he is. |
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- How you doing? |
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Hey, I got a question for you, man. |
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How does someone like you end up getting |
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How is that possible? I mean, from all of us |
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...I encourage you |
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- Really? How about this? |
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How about, "Good morning, Garrett"? |
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- Morning, Garrett. |
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Um, my flight from Miami got in at 5 a. m. |
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You would never know. |
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Oh, thank you. Heh. |
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How's, uh...? |
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- Mark- |
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- is great. |
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Uh, seeing him once every six weeks |
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- Yeah. |
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- Yeah. |
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- All right. Well, wake up. |
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- She's still with that guy? |
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- You kidding me? But he lives in Miami. |
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Wait- No- Yeah, hold on. |
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I don't think you understand |
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I wanna put things of mine |
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I know you do. I know. |
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I heart you crazy mad |
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Until it feels so good |
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I'm about to do something drastic |
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- What is this? |
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I heart you crazy mad |
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I'm genuinely getting nauseous. |
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I'm going out of my head |
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Are they singing |
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Yeah, they are. Sadly, they are. |
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Jesus. 3Z? Heh. |
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Now comes the fun part... |
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...because I get to look at your face |
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- Ah, there it is. |
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I know. I know it sucks. |
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The higher-ups wanna sign these guys. |
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Come on. Don't do this to me. |
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What about all the bands |
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Demos you never listen to? |
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- That's not our focus right now. |
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Hey. You know who I had to scout |
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Nelson and Jesus Jones. All right? |
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You know one song. I know like 100. |
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You know what that does |
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- You covered Jesus Jones? |
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How old are you? |
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I don't wanna talk about that. |
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Do this. Show the idiots in charge |
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...then you can make the call |
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I can't look at them without la- |
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You'll figure it out. Unh. |
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Close them. |
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So have they offered you a job yet? |
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It's nice to talk to you too, Corinne. |
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Have you even asked them? |
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Look, the whole newspaper business |
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People here are struggling |
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...so I can't exactly ask for one. |
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Maya, statue. |
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Look, all I'm saying, |
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...is that you are behind in your life, |
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Yeah, I'm currently up to speed on the fact |
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Maya, statue. |
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Ooh, Olive Garden. |
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- Jesus Chri- Phil! |
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Erin? |
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I need you to watch Maya for me, please. |
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Erin. All the other interns are doing |
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Okay. |
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Hugh, wait. |
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Look, I would really love |
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And it's fine that my last piece |
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...and the ones that do |
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But it is my dream to work here... |
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...and I would like |
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Good. Then do that. |
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Okay. |
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Um, well, is there a piece |
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A piece. |
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Uh, the only thing I have is a human |
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- It's a charitable organization- |
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It grants wishes to terminally ill children. |
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Don't get too excited. |
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- I'm on it. |
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Uh, write it up, put it on my desk. |
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Corinne- Ugh. |
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Thanks a lot, Erin. |
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Spit it out. Spit. More. More. More. |
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All of it. All of it. Maya. |
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All of it. All of it. |
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There's that. Thank you so much. |
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- Hello? |
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I see you haven't entered me |
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Oh, you know what happened? |
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- What's that? |
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Ah. |
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That's too bad for me. Um- |
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Well, I, Garrett, was wondering |
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Um, yeah. I could eat. |
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Yeah? Great. |
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- All right, text me the address. |
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What's your favorite food? |
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Every Friday night, my family, we'd go out |
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I'd get tortellini. |
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I think I love it just because of that. |
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How would you like to die? |
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- Eating too much tortellini. |
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Or waterboarding. |
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Give me, like, three albums that you really |
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Licensed To lll, the Beastie Boys. |
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Oh, the best. |
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That was one because it was dangerous. |
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I thought like- |
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...getting chocolate milk |
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Okay, what's the meanest lie |
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- ... to get them out in the morning? |
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Ready? |
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There it is. |
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- That way. Love that. Love that. |
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Okay, run. Wrong way. |
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Fuck! |
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No, no, no! No! |
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Ugh. |
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I mean, is that gonna go on all day? |
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We're staring directly at you. |
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We're rowing |
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Come on, we're having fun here. |
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Do you wanna have kids? |
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Why, you wanna take those kids? |
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No, I mean, just like, you know, |
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Yeah, of course. |
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Do you? |
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I don't know. |
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That's why I like coming |
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Some of them seem genuinely, not only |
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I think sometimes that's more important |
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Like the guy we saw in the plaid shirt |
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The only way you're content in life |
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- They make each other laugh- |
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- Ha-ha-ha. |
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I'm having fun. |
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Me too. |
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I'm only here for a couple more weeks. |
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But maybe you'll come back one day. |
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Pushing that deadline another day. |
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See you. |
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- Um, excuse me, Hugh? Hi. |
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Um, I just wanted to say goodbye |
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Well, goodbye. |
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I was curious, um, what did you think |
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Uh... Oh, it was good. |
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- You are? |
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- Really? |
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- Well, that's great. |
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- Nice piece of writing. |
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Yeah. Good work. |
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I want you to know |
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Good. |
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Okay. |
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Do you think that there's |
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...that it could lead to a job? |
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Well, look, you know, |
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...and anything's possible... |
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...so why don't you call me |
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- And we'll see where things are at. |
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- Okay, good. Perfect. |
00:25:28 |
- All right. Great. |
00:25:30 |
Great, that's good, Erin. Thank you. |
00:25:34 |
- Okay. Bye, Hugh. Thank you. |
00:25:40 |
Hey, you. |
00:25:41 |
Good afternoon, is Erin there, please? |
00:25:44 |
This is Erin. |
00:25:46 |
Is it? Well, this is Garrett Austin Scully |
00:25:49 |
I met you at that bar |
00:25:52 |
Yeah, I remember. Nice hair, decent face. |
00:25:56 |
Ah. That's the one. |
00:25:57 |
Listen, I know this is your |
00:26:00 |
...so I was wondering if you would |
00:26:03 |
...for a nice farewell dinner. |
00:26:06 |
I would love to. |
00:26:13 |
All right, I don't wanna impress you all |
00:26:18 |
- That's genuine cloth, that's polyester. |
00:26:20 |
Yeah, not to put on airs or anything, |
00:26:24 |
Ha-ha-ha. Wow. You have really |
00:26:30 |
I will take that not sarcastically. |
00:26:32 |
Good evening. |
00:26:34 |
Um, can I get your drink order |
00:26:37 |
- Should we get some wine? |
00:26:38 |
- Do you have a list? |
00:26:41 |
We just have the one, |
00:26:44 |
It's a Sunshine Harbor? |
00:26:46 |
It's the house wine. |
00:26:49 |
And how is it? |
00:26:51 |
- Um, it's okay. You know. |
00:26:55 |
- All right. |
00:26:57 |
I think the lady and I will partake |
00:27:01 |
...per your glowing recommendation. |
00:27:03 |
- Um, now, what year is this? |
00:27:05 |
This. |
00:27:07 |
Nothing worse than an old wine. |
00:27:09 |
That's how I feeI. |
00:27:11 |
- I'll be right back to get your order. |
00:27:16 |
Um, ahem. |
00:27:18 |
I just wanna thank you |
00:27:22 |
Well, because you are a beautifuI, funny, |
00:27:29 |
...who I've had |
00:27:32 |
Yeah, I'm bummed it's our last night. |
00:27:34 |
Me too. |
00:27:36 |
And I've- |
00:27:38 |
I don't think I've ever enjoyed |
00:27:41 |
It's been such a good six weeks. |
00:27:44 |
Went by so fast. |
00:27:47 |
I can't really articulate. |
00:27:49 |
Six weeks too fast. |
00:27:51 |
Me like you. |
00:27:52 |
Wine. |
00:28:00 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:28:03 |
You're lucky you didn't keep it in, |
00:28:58 |
Well, I guess this is it. |
00:28:59 |
Yeah. Guess this is it. |
00:29:13 |
Take care of yourself. |
00:29:16 |
Okay. |
00:29:18 |
- Okay, bye. |
00:29:22 |
- Uh- Oh, let me- |
00:29:41 |
Whoa, whoa. |
00:29:43 |
- No, I- |
00:29:45 |
- I need to talk to this girI quickly. |
00:29:49 |
- Yeah. |
00:29:51 |
- Yeah. |
00:29:53 |
Like the wind. |
00:29:55 |
- What the hell does that mean? |
00:29:58 |
Please. Two seconds. |
00:30:00 |
- Go on, now. |
00:30:02 |
Thank you so much. |
00:30:12 |
Langford. Hey! |
00:30:15 |
- What are you doing? |
00:30:17 |
- I know. |
00:30:18 |
- That was terrible. |
00:30:19 |
- I can't end it like this. |
00:30:21 |
And that car ride was a disaster. |
00:30:23 |
Oh, that was awfuI. It was so awkward. |
00:30:25 |
So awkward. |
00:30:26 |
- It's the worst. |
00:30:28 |
Yeah, sorry, go ahead. |
00:30:29 |
Thank you. |
00:30:30 |
I didn't know if you wanted to keep |
00:30:34 |
I just- I freaked out, okay? |
00:30:37 |
I've had such a good time with you... |
00:30:39 |
...and a part of me |
00:30:41 |
...but I have been down this road before |
00:30:44 |
I dropped out of college and I followed him |
00:30:48 |
...and I dropped everything for him. |
00:30:51 |
And that's why my timeline is all off, |
00:30:54 |
And now I finally got everything |
00:30:57 |
...you know, with my life and schooI... |
00:30:59 |
...and then you had to come along... |
00:31:01 |
- ... and fuck that all up. |
00:31:04 |
I'm sorry. |
00:31:06 |
I'm not asking you to drop out of schooI |
00:31:09 |
I'm just asking to see you |
00:31:15 |
Fuck the miles. Fuck them. |
00:31:18 |
I'll be here and you'll be there |
00:31:21 |
...because quite frankly, |
00:31:26 |
I'm crazy about you too. |
00:31:39 |
I'm so glad you picked me up. |
00:31:41 |
Of course. |
00:31:43 |
Maya made you something. |
00:31:47 |
- She's here. |
00:31:51 |
- Hi. Hi, my beautifuI niece. |
00:31:54 |
Hi. |
00:31:56 |
"The suspect, Mr. Jones... |
00:31:57 |
...was heavily intoxicated |
00:32:01 |
We need to know where this information |
00:32:07 |
Aw, come on, man. |
00:32:09 |
Are you serious? |
00:32:10 |
- All right. |
00:32:12 |
- Hold on. |
00:32:13 |
"Nothing. What are you doing?" |
00:32:15 |
"Nothing. |
00:32:18 |
"This funny thing happened at schooI." |
00:32:26 |
He sneezed and scared mommy panda. |
00:32:29 |
Oh, my God. Baby panda has a cold. |
00:32:36 |
I had a thing when I was a kid. |
00:32:39 |
I thought it was cooI to not have lips. |
00:32:45 |
Those guys, like, I idolized them. |
00:32:47 |
They didn't have, like, lips, |
00:33:04 |
- Oh. |
00:33:18 |
Look at that. You're up. |
00:33:22 |
You kidding me? |
00:33:25 |
What are you doing? Come on. Come- |
00:33:27 |
- What the fuck? |
00:33:29 |
Fore! |
00:33:30 |
- Are you fucking kidding? |
00:33:37 |
You're such an asshole. |
00:33:38 |
I gotta program all my numbers |
00:33:41 |
Ha, ha. Come on, man, |
00:33:43 |
It was a pretty good hit. |
00:33:45 |
It was funny, I'll give |
00:33:47 |
- Destroying my phone? Come on. |
00:33:50 |
No, probably not. Not at all. |
00:33:52 |
No, but it's like her vagina |
00:33:55 |
I like him. A lot. |
00:33:57 |
Okay, I know, I know, |
00:33:59 |
- Are you in an exclusive relationship? |
00:34:02 |
What do you mean? |
00:34:05 |
I mean, he could be out there dry humping |
00:34:09 |
"Dry humping"? Oh, that's scandalous. |
00:34:12 |
PhiI and I dry hump. Okay? |
00:34:14 |
And it is intense. And it's very erotic. |
00:34:16 |
And it's the only way |
00:34:19 |
Dry humping is no fucking joke. |
00:34:21 |
So I think that you need to be clear |
00:34:25 |
Now what is the story |
00:34:27 |
Are you doing it monogamous |
00:34:29 |
Yeah. |
00:34:31 |
I don't know. Uh... |
00:34:33 |
- Maybe, yeah. |
00:34:34 |
Wow, okay. |
00:34:37 |
It gets her sucking every dude's dick |
00:34:41 |
Then you go and visit her. |
00:34:42 |
You have to kiss that blow-job factory |
00:34:45 |
Thank you for that visuaI. Thanks, paI. |
00:34:48 |
That was, like, way graphic. |
00:34:51 |
He's thousands of miles away from here. |
00:34:55 |
He could be at some bar, |
00:35:00 |
...dry humping her. |
00:35:01 |
We haven't set the boundaries yet. |
00:35:03 |
- Okay? |
00:35:05 |
We're not trying to choke each other |
00:35:07 |
But now you're freaking me out... |
00:35:09 |
...and I can't do anything but picture him |
00:35:13 |
I'm your sister. |
00:35:16 |
- I see PhiI dry humping you. |
00:35:18 |
I don't wanna think about |
00:35:22 |
Like, between the snorting |
00:35:24 |
...he's like a fucking shar-pei. |
00:35:26 |
Or what are those dogs with the: |
00:35:29 |
- Bulldogs? |
00:35:32 |
Does he look up at you |
00:35:35 |
- Wanting approvaI? |
00:35:37 |
"Am I doing it okay? Am I doing it?" |
00:35:39 |
- I hate that. Shut up and lick. |
00:35:41 |
I don't know, actually. |
00:35:43 |
Okay, look, look. |
00:35:45 |
Can you hook up with other people? |
00:35:47 |
- Can you masturbate? |
00:35:50 |
Can you masturbate yourself off at all? |
00:35:52 |
- Why wouldn't I? |
00:35:54 |
- Some girls don't like you to masturbate. |
00:35:58 |
Well, I'm just saying, like, some women |
00:36:02 |
Because I can hear you |
00:36:04 |
And you crack off a lot. |
00:36:06 |
"Crack it off"? |
00:36:07 |
Who says "crack off"? |
00:36:08 |
Why? What do you say? |
00:36:10 |
You may be thinking |
00:36:12 |
- "Snap it off"? |
00:36:15 |
I don't want anything to snap and pop |
00:36:18 |
- If it cracks a little bit, fine. |
00:36:20 |
The point is, you're gonna chafe yourself |
00:36:23 |
All right, so, we- |
00:36:26 |
Okay. Don't pull, though. |
00:36:28 |
He goes crazy. |
00:36:31 |
Angry. |
00:36:32 |
Angry masturbation, |
00:36:34 |
- You can really injure yourself. |
00:36:36 |
So he doesn't really know that. |
00:36:38 |
Yeah. I have to tell my grandson that. |
00:36:41 |
Tell your grandson. |
00:36:44 |
Well, just him. Not others. |
00:36:45 |
You're right. Just him. |
00:36:51 |
I guess you have to define it |
00:36:53 |
So I guess we're saying... |
00:36:58 |
...we're exclusive? |
00:37:00 |
- Yeah. |
00:37:03 |
- I'm happy. |
00:37:05 |
Secretly, this is what I was aiming for. |
00:37:08 |
Well, not-so-secretly, me too. |
00:37:11 |
Keep it light. |
00:37:12 |
Light. Disease-free and light. |
00:37:14 |
- Ha-ha-ha. |
00:37:17 |
Goodbye. |
00:37:21 |
Can I please get the garbage omelet, |
00:37:26 |
...and how about everything bageI... |
00:37:28 |
...with butter, cream cheese, |
00:37:31 |
And then, you know what? |
00:37:34 |
And I will make it very easy for you. |
00:37:36 |
- You know, I'll have that same exact thing. |
00:37:38 |
- I'll just have the turkey burger. |
00:37:40 |
Is there a way to just wrap it in lettuce, |
00:37:45 |
Can do no bun. Does that work? |
00:37:48 |
Fries or salad? |
00:37:49 |
Uh, I'll get the salad |
00:37:53 |
Yep, coming up. |
00:37:56 |
- Wow. |
00:37:57 |
- You're eating like a bird there, huh? |
00:38:00 |
He's visiting Erin for Thanksgiving |
00:38:04 |
- All right. |
00:38:05 |
I told you not to say anything. |
00:38:07 |
We haven't seen each other |
00:38:10 |
Okay, I understand. |
00:38:12 |
- Wanna tighten up. |
00:38:14 |
If you're so worried about your appearance, |
00:38:18 |
- ... about your veiny, white skin? |
00:38:19 |
Right now you look like an actor |
00:38:22 |
- You're one to talk about appearances. |
00:38:24 |
No offense, but with the moustache... |
00:38:27 |
- What? You don't like it? |
00:38:29 |
I don't care what you think. |
00:38:32 |
Who's it for, the '83 Yankees bullpen? |
00:38:35 |
- Now, there we are. |
00:38:36 |
No, I'm actually trying to scratch a very |
00:38:40 |
- What's a fuck-it list? |
00:38:43 |
...but it's women he's trying to bang |
00:38:46 |
So, what kind of women |
00:38:49 |
- Older women, between 45 and 60. |
00:38:52 |
- This is where it's weird. |
00:38:54 |
Okay, see, cougars, to me, |
00:38:57 |
...that want to be young now. |
00:38:59 |
Okay? But what I'm looking for are older |
00:39:02 |
...that want to be young again. |
00:39:05 |
See, when women see me |
00:39:08 |
...they're transported back |
00:39:11 |
- The '70s, the early '80s. |
00:39:13 |
All right? |
00:39:15 |
So then, when I'm on top of them, |
00:39:18 |
...they see this person, |
00:39:21 |
All right? See, this isn't a moustache, |
00:39:24 |
It's a time machine |
00:39:27 |
Right. You know what, it's- |
00:39:29 |
Bottom line is don't get a moustache, |
00:39:31 |
I don't think she's that kind of girI. |
00:39:35 |
Okay, so she won't bang fat dudes... |
00:39:37 |
...but she will sleep with a guy |
00:39:41 |
If she's gonna |
00:39:43 |
- ... she'll dump you for not having a tan. |
00:39:47 |
All right, I get the point. |
00:39:51 |
Once you're in the machine, |
00:39:53 |
You're gonna wanna put this on |
00:39:57 |
...unless you want your hands stained. |
00:39:58 |
- Right this way. |
00:40:01 |
- Enjoy the Faux de SoleiI. |
00:40:34 |
- Ooh. |
00:40:39 |
- Uh- |
00:40:41 |
- Should I be wearing underwear? |
00:40:44 |
Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, goddamn it. |
00:40:47 |
Oh, and it stings. |
00:40:48 |
Fuck. Fuck, my eyes sting. |
00:40:50 |
What is this? Excuse me. |
00:40:51 |
Should I be wearing goggles? |
00:40:53 |
It stings. Is this bad? |
00:40:56 |
Ah. Tastes gross. Pff, pff. |
00:40:59 |
Tastes like poison. Pff, pff. |
00:41:01 |
Should I-? Is it bad if I eat it? |
00:41:11 |
Erin, you just got sat another table. |
00:41:13 |
No way. I closed out my section. |
00:41:16 |
Well, you were requested. So... |
00:41:20 |
Sorry, Mama. |
00:41:24 |
Goddamn it. |
00:41:29 |
I'm not gonna order anything, |
00:41:32 |
But I got a tip for you. |
00:41:34 |
Is it the tip of your penis? |
00:41:37 |
- No, gross. Yes, it is. |
00:41:41 |
Oh, my God. |
00:41:44 |
- Twenty percent of my dick. |
00:41:59 |
Oh, God, yes. Come on. |
00:42:01 |
Where's the bedroom? |
00:42:03 |
Come over here. |
00:42:07 |
Oh, God. Oh, I missed you. |
00:42:09 |
Come here. God! |
00:42:11 |
Oh, God. Oh, God! |
00:42:17 |
Oh! |
00:42:24 |
PhiI! |
00:42:26 |
They came in so fast, |
00:42:29 |
Hi. I'm PhiI. |
00:42:31 |
Hey. I'm Garrett. |
00:42:32 |
- Nice to meet you. |
00:42:34 |
- Why are you introducing yourself? |
00:42:37 |
Get up. Fucking get up. |
00:42:39 |
Is she still here? |
00:42:40 |
- You got a handprint on your ass. |
00:42:43 |
- Don't engage. |
00:42:46 |
- They're the ones fucking. |
00:42:50 |
You guys are all set up, so I'll just- |
00:42:52 |
- Um... |
00:43:10 |
Aw... |
00:43:12 |
Mm. Corinne, |
00:43:16 |
Thank you. |
00:43:19 |
Sorry? |
00:43:20 |
I spent- |
00:43:23 |
Ahem. Well, very good. |
00:43:27 |
- Um, Garrett. |
00:43:30 |
Now, are you a singer or a musician? |
00:43:33 |
No. Neither one. Excuse me. |
00:43:35 |
Yeah, I'm just behind-the-scenes guy. |
00:43:38 |
He actually goes out and scouts |
00:43:44 |
...and he takes us |
00:43:47 |
These seedy hole-in-the-walls |
00:43:50 |
- That sounds cooI. |
00:43:52 |
- She's building it up. |
00:43:54 |
She's being sweet. |
00:43:56 |
Believe me, it's a lot more interesting |
00:43:59 |
Oh. |
00:44:01 |
Cardboard containers, Karen. Please. |
00:44:05 |
- Pretty much boxes. Pretty much boxes. |
00:44:08 |
Oh. I often use boxes. |
00:44:13 |
The thing about my job |
00:44:16 |
In fact, both of our fields |
00:44:19 |
- We're in very similar positions. |
00:44:21 |
But we do it because we love it. |
00:44:23 |
We do it because we love it. |
00:44:25 |
So, Erin, did you know |
00:44:28 |
No. He completely surprised me. |
00:44:30 |
Surprised me too. |
00:44:33 |
- No one knew. |
00:44:35 |
But he surprised me at work |
00:44:40 |
- Oh. |
00:44:43 |
It wasn't a big deaI. |
00:44:45 |
I didn't, like, rappeI in from |
00:44:49 |
How come you never do that? |
00:44:51 |
Because we live together, Karen. |
00:44:52 |
I know, but it's nice |
00:44:55 |
How long have you guys been together? |
00:44:58 |
- It's been a long time now. Yeah. |
00:45:00 |
It's kind of like when you get really drunk |
00:45:04 |
...you don't know how much time's |
00:45:09 |
Oh. |
00:45:10 |
Erin, Karen, would you come help me |
00:45:14 |
Absolutely. Corinne's gonna go assassinate |
00:45:18 |
- Oh. Hurry. Hurry up. |
00:45:22 |
Um... |
00:45:24 |
So, Ron, do you make all different sizes |
00:45:29 |
Do you have any idea of the trouble |
00:45:35 |
Ron, please, |
00:45:37 |
I'll tell you what's bothering me there, |
00:45:40 |
You just caused a prime-time problem |
00:45:43 |
Now I gotta go home and listen to her |
00:45:46 |
Ha, ha. You think some effing sappy shit |
00:45:51 |
I stopped listening after "bucko. " |
00:45:52 |
Listen up. We're in the effing trenches here, |
00:45:56 |
All right? And we're here every day. |
00:45:59 |
It's not about flowers and presents |
00:46:02 |
Do you think you can just come in here |
00:46:07 |
What? |
00:46:08 |
You think that's what it's like |
00:46:10 |
When you're in a serious, |
00:46:15 |
You think you're gonna be able to work out |
00:46:19 |
No. You're not gonna be able to keep it. |
00:46:25 |
And I don't wanna say |
00:46:30 |
If it goes away |
00:46:33 |
Hey. |
00:46:34 |
- Hey, how are you? |
00:46:36 |
Hey, do you remember my friend Harper |
00:46:38 |
Yeah, we've met. How are you? |
00:46:54 |
What the rest did |
00:46:58 |
But I don't mind |
00:47:01 |
Drawn on two sides |
00:47:05 |
But I don't mind |
00:47:08 |
And I, I spit fire |
00:47:11 |
- Hey. |
00:47:14 |
- I love them. Yeah. |
00:47:16 |
You don't believe me |
00:47:19 |
They spent three years and all their money |
00:47:22 |
Really? |
00:47:23 |
These are the bands |
00:47:25 |
I hate that. I hate that a band like this |
00:47:30 |
It's just take a chance on someone |
00:47:33 |
...because they're genuinely talented. |
00:47:36 |
Sorry. I'm sorry. |
00:47:37 |
It's just frustrating because I know |
00:47:41 |
It would be like a waste of time |
00:47:43 |
Well, if you act all melodramatic |
00:47:46 |
But if you showed your balls and you |
00:47:50 |
...and said "listen to this," |
00:47:53 |
Or get mad at you |
00:47:56 |
There you are. |
00:47:59 |
Hi. How are you? |
00:48:01 |
- I'm all right. How are you? |
00:48:03 |
What's going on? |
00:48:04 |
- Hey. Garrett. |
00:48:05 |
- Nice to meet you. |
00:48:07 |
- We all work together. He is the bartender. |
00:48:11 |
- Cheers. |
00:48:12 |
Where have you been, Damon? |
00:48:16 |
Aw... |
00:48:17 |
No, she's just getting old... |
00:48:19 |
...and I want her to live closer to me, |
00:48:22 |
Aw... |
00:48:23 |
Gush. |
00:48:24 |
It's funny, because I actually want my |
00:48:30 |
- Damon is close with his mom. |
00:48:32 |
- Well, you know, it's my mom, you know? |
00:48:35 |
- "And then my mom. " |
00:48:37 |
Mothers are important. |
00:48:40 |
You wouldn't be here |
00:48:42 |
Found it easy |
00:48:44 |
Easy |
00:48:57 |
Ooh. Shh. |
00:49:00 |
What? |
00:49:01 |
Maya. Oh. |
00:49:05 |
Hells yeah. |
00:49:07 |
- Icing and vodka. |
00:49:09 |
- That's a great chaser. Mm. |
00:49:15 |
So Damon seems like a good guy. |
00:49:18 |
Oh, my God. He's amazing. |
00:49:20 |
- Like my rock. |
00:49:23 |
Yeah, I wouldn't get through work |
00:49:25 |
Wow. And he's handsome, |
00:49:30 |
- Are you jealous? |
00:49:34 |
No. Mm-mm. |
00:49:36 |
Yes, you are. |
00:49:37 |
I'm just a little curious if you guys |
00:49:41 |
You know. Sorry. |
00:49:45 |
No. No. Not at all. |
00:49:49 |
Oh, my God. |
00:49:51 |
You always gotta close your eyes. |
00:50:04 |
- Hey, Corinne. |
00:50:06 |
I'm taking off. |
00:50:09 |
Um, can I help you? I don't know |
00:50:13 |
- No! No! No. |
00:50:15 |
- Sorry. No. No thank you. I'm good. |
00:50:17 |
- I'm good. |
00:50:20 |
Our introduction was not how I imagined |
00:50:27 |
...but that was my hand. |
00:50:30 |
The handprint on my, uh, buttocks... |
00:50:36 |
...and my genitalia. |
00:50:39 |
You have a handprint on your crotch too? |
00:50:44 |
- You ready? |
00:50:47 |
- Okay. Well, see you later, Corinne. |
00:50:50 |
Okay, bye. |
00:50:52 |
Have a safe- |
00:50:54 |
Have a safe flight, Garrett. |
00:50:57 |
Or not- You're not flying. Okay. |
00:51:04 |
Oh, yes. Middle seat. Awesome. |
00:51:08 |
And a layover. Be fun. |
00:51:11 |
Thank you for making this trip. |
00:51:13 |
Thank you. That was the best. |
00:51:15 |
I had fun. |
00:51:16 |
I had fun too. Despite everything. |
00:51:20 |
Please, please apologize |
00:51:23 |
- I will. |
00:51:24 |
- God, she hates me. She does. |
00:51:31 |
I love you. |
00:51:34 |
I love you too. |
00:51:47 |
I miss you already. |
00:52:07 |
Cruella de ViI |
00:52:09 |
I'm pretty sure she was. |
00:52:12 |
I think you're wrong about that. |
00:52:14 |
Welcome home, buddy boy. |
00:52:16 |
Dude, what the fuck is this? |
00:52:18 |
- We got an open-door policy. It's cooI. |
00:52:22 |
Well, we don't. He does. |
00:52:24 |
- How was the trip, bro? |
00:52:27 |
- Do we have beers? |
00:52:29 |
- Will you grab me one? |
00:52:30 |
Don't drink a beer on the toilet. |
00:52:32 |
I was worried you'd get dumped... |
00:52:34 |
...and we'd have to go to the bar. |
00:52:36 |
No. It was really good. |
00:52:38 |
All the way. |
00:52:40 |
- Not far enough. |
00:52:42 |
- I can't reach. |
00:52:44 |
I am not gonna hand you a beer |
00:52:47 |
- I don't wanna get up. |
00:52:49 |
I'm pooping as we speak. |
00:52:52 |
Take it. There. Take it. |
00:52:54 |
Thank you! |
00:52:56 |
- I'm gonna go. |
00:52:59 |
Did you tell her you loved her? |
00:53:03 |
- I might have. |
00:53:05 |
Yeah. I did. |
00:53:07 |
Are you serious? |
00:53:09 |
Wow. |
00:53:10 |
- You gotta be carefuI. |
00:53:12 |
- You gotta be carefuI. |
00:53:15 |
How long have you been together? |
00:53:18 |
That's a very long time. |
00:53:19 |
Stop. |
00:53:20 |
Okay. Four months, all right? So now, |
00:53:24 |
...do you think you've spent together, |
00:53:28 |
- Uh, I don't know. |
00:53:30 |
- Yeah. Forty days. |
00:53:32 |
Sure, that sounds about right. |
00:53:34 |
Now look, I have done the long-distance |
00:53:37 |
And it doesn't matter how good |
00:53:40 |
It literally can just rip it apart. |
00:53:43 |
Look, it is just very hard to be away from |
00:53:47 |
I know. I know it's not gonna be easy. |
00:53:50 |
That's all I'm saying. |
00:53:54 |
But maybe you never found |
00:53:57 |
That's not a bad point. |
00:54:00 |
- Jesus Christ. |
00:54:03 |
You know what? |
00:54:06 |
It's Erin, leave a message. |
00:54:10 |
Well, now I miss you even more. |
00:54:13 |
Thanks a lot. |
00:54:18 |
I'm going to bed, |
00:54:23 |
Okay, good night. |
00:55:10 |
It's barely gonna fit. |
00:55:13 |
But you saw the top off |
00:55:15 |
What's the point? |
00:55:18 |
This one looks little. |
00:55:21 |
Okay, let's open our presents |
00:55:23 |
It's exciting and sad, |
00:55:27 |
Okay. |
00:55:28 |
You did a good wrapping job too. |
00:55:32 |
Oh... Centipede. |
00:55:35 |
I love it! |
00:55:39 |
That's so awesome. |
00:55:41 |
I love my present. |
00:55:43 |
I love you. |
00:55:52 |
Hyah! |
00:55:56 |
Hyah! |
00:56:01 |
Hey, Corinne. |
00:56:03 |
Can you ask Maya to keep it down |
00:56:06 |
Maya, statue. |
00:56:22 |
Hello. |
00:56:24 |
Hi, um, Hugh Edwards, please. |
00:56:26 |
- This is he. |
00:56:31 |
- No. |
00:56:34 |
No. |
00:56:36 |
I wrote that piece that you liked |
00:56:41 |
- Oh, yeah. How are you? |
00:56:44 |
Um... |
00:56:45 |
You told me |
00:56:49 |
...about a possible permanent position, |
00:56:53 |
...here I am, calling you. |
00:56:55 |
Oh, right. |
00:56:57 |
Well, look, honestly, we just got done |
00:57:02 |
...so we're not gonna be hiring |
00:57:06 |
Sorry. |
00:57:08 |
Why don't you try blogging? You know? |
00:57:12 |
Look, uh, best of luck to you. |
00:57:15 |
- Okay. |
00:57:17 |
Thank you. |
00:57:24 |
Fuck! Fuck. |
00:57:26 |
I wanted that job, okay? |
00:57:28 |
I wanted to be in New York. |
00:57:30 |
Look at it this way, it's not like |
00:57:34 |
They're just not taking anyone. |
00:57:36 |
Yeah, I get it. |
00:57:39 |
It's not just about the fucking job. |
00:57:43 |
I know. Believe me, I know. |
00:57:46 |
But there are other papers in New York, |
00:57:50 |
I seriously doubt... |
00:57:52 |
...that if a paper like The Sentinel just cut |
00:57:57 |
Yeah, but listen, |
00:58:00 |
You're angry and you're frustrated |
00:58:04 |
I know, I know. |
00:58:06 |
That's the whole fucking problem |
00:58:09 |
...and I'm in this fucking kitchen right now, |
00:58:13 |
Relax now, and try to get some sleep and |
00:58:18 |
Um, I gotta go, okay? |
00:58:19 |
- Bye. |
00:58:26 |
- Wanna do some more of that later? |
00:58:35 |
Long-distance fucking sucks. |
00:58:39 |
Yep. Look, I told you it was rough. |
00:58:42 |
I know. It's so rough. |
00:58:44 |
And even worse, I'm so horny. |
00:58:49 |
There's definitely someone here |
00:58:52 |
- Don't tempt me. |
00:58:55 |
What am I gonna do for a fucking job? |
00:58:58 |
Okay? What am I gonna do with my life? |
00:59:01 |
I don't want to be a waitress forever. |
00:59:04 |
No, seriously, listen to me. |
00:59:06 |
I want to be a reporter. |
00:59:09 |
What, like on the newspaper? |
00:59:11 |
See, you understand. Fuck. |
00:59:15 |
- Thank you. |
00:59:17 |
There we go. |
00:59:21 |
Jesus Christ. |
00:59:22 |
Ha-ha-ha. Sorry. |
00:59:25 |
Let me tell you, steroid-face. I'd think |
00:59:29 |
Watch yourself, sweetheart. |
00:59:31 |
Speaking of sweethearts, |
00:59:33 |
- She doesn't have a dick. |
00:59:35 |
No, she doesn't. |
00:59:37 |
And you should put your mouth |
00:59:39 |
Get her out of here |
00:59:41 |
My friend is gonna kick your ass. |
00:59:43 |
- Oh, is that right? |
00:59:44 |
By the way, steroids have side effects. |
00:59:48 |
They may include a small dick, |
00:59:52 |
- You out of your mind? |
00:59:54 |
We could all sit around and watch |
00:59:58 |
- Bye. |
01:00:01 |
Seriously. |
01:00:03 |
Suck it! |
01:00:05 |
Stupid fuck. |
01:00:06 |
Let's get in there! We can take him! |
01:00:09 |
Son of a bitch. |
01:00:18 |
I need to get home. |
01:00:23 |
Are you gonna be okay? |
01:00:26 |
I'm fine. |
01:00:52 |
Hi. |
01:00:54 |
Honey, I'm just gonna tell you right now, |
01:01:10 |
Shit. |
01:01:21 |
- Hello? |
01:01:23 |
Oh, my God. |
01:01:26 |
Please, please, God, tell me you're okay. |
01:01:28 |
Yeah, I'm fine. I just- Unh. |
01:01:31 |
I was out late last night with Damon. |
01:01:36 |
Damon? Yeah? |
01:01:37 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
01:01:41 |
- Wow. Okay. |
01:01:45 |
- Nothing. |
01:01:48 |
Nothing happened, okay? |
01:01:50 |
- Huh. |
01:01:53 |
Please just tell me that you trust me. |
01:01:55 |
3Z's in the conference room already. |
01:01:58 |
Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay. |
01:02:00 |
I gotta go. Can't talk. |
01:02:03 |
Oh, shit. |
01:02:11 |
Langford... |
01:02:13 |
- Yes? |
01:02:14 |
Uh, no. Thank you for asking. Um- |
01:02:18 |
I've checked every newspaper |
01:02:22 |
...and all dead ends. |
01:02:23 |
Well, the Chronicle has an opening, |
01:02:26 |
...so I recommended you |
01:02:30 |
Thank you. Um- |
01:02:33 |
I just- I sort of had my heart |
01:02:36 |
Well, it's kind of brutaI out there. |
01:02:41 |
Okay. |
01:02:43 |
Thank you. |
01:02:45 |
San Francisco Chronicle, may I help you? |
01:02:54 |
San Francisco Chronicle, please hold. |
01:02:58 |
- You can go in now. |
01:03:04 |
I'm looking for any job opportunities in |
01:03:10 |
Totally, I get it. |
01:03:12 |
Yeah. You know, I tried them, but- |
01:03:15 |
Thank you, though. Okay, thank you. |
01:03:17 |
Why don't you try blowing me next time? |
01:03:20 |
Um... |
01:03:21 |
- Okay. |
01:03:23 |
Sorry, I'm dealing with some shit. |
01:03:26 |
I'm sorry. Bad timing. |
01:03:27 |
- It's okay. It's good to know. |
01:03:31 |
It's for a month from now. |
01:03:34 |
It's mine. It's for my birthday. |
01:03:41 |
Shit. |
01:03:42 |
Mark's coming in from Florida |
01:03:46 |
...so I kind of gotta plan ahead. |
01:03:48 |
- I'm so sorry. |
01:03:51 |
It's fine. |
01:03:52 |
This is not an excuse, |
01:03:55 |
I haven't seen my girlfriend in a while. |
01:03:58 |
I'm in a long-distance relationship too, |
01:04:00 |
- It fucking sucks. |
01:04:03 |
Tell me you have some suggestions. |
01:04:07 |
Phone sex. |
01:04:08 |
And, um, lots of it. |
01:04:16 |
What are you wearing? |
01:04:20 |
Uh... |
01:04:21 |
Red lace panties and a bra and a garter. |
01:04:26 |
Holy shit, you really went all out. |
01:04:29 |
No, you fucking idiot, it's a fantasy. |
01:04:32 |
- Oh, right. |
01:04:35 |
Um... |
01:04:36 |
What do you think is sexy? |
01:04:38 |
White boxer briefs. |
01:04:41 |
Really? Like Marky Mark? |
01:04:43 |
Oh, God, especially like Marky Mark. |
01:04:46 |
If you even say "Marky Mark"... |
01:04:48 |
- ... I'm gonna fucking come right now. |
01:04:52 |
Please. I'm so horny I can't even think. |
01:04:54 |
- All right, sorry. |
01:04:58 |
Okay, so tell me about something |
01:05:03 |
I'm touching myself. |
01:05:05 |
Yeah, okay, good. Where? |
01:05:08 |
Everywhere. Absolutely everywhere, |
01:05:12 |
- Up and down? |
01:05:15 |
Oh, God, yeah, that's good. |
01:05:16 |
- I want to make good on that. Hold on. |
01:05:21 |
Hello? I lost you. |
01:05:23 |
- Did I lose you? |
01:05:26 |
- Hello? |
01:05:27 |
- Okay, all right. |
01:05:30 |
I wanna fuck you so hard. |
01:05:33 |
I wanna come all over you. |
01:05:35 |
No, I want you to come on the toweI |
01:05:38 |
- Yeah, okay. |
01:05:41 |
You know what I fucking love doing? |
01:05:44 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:05:45 |
- Wait, wait, wait. |
01:05:47 |
- But I'm on top. Baby, I'm on top. |
01:05:51 |
- I'm on top. How can you be on top? |
01:05:54 |
No, we're on a plane. |
01:05:55 |
Didn't I tell you that we're in your car? |
01:05:57 |
You said the toweI next to my pillow. |
01:06:01 |
Why would there be a toweI |
01:06:03 |
They give out those hand towels |
01:06:06 |
Well, we wouldn't be in first class, |
01:06:09 |
- Fine, we're in coach. |
01:06:12 |
Are they watching us fucking? |
01:06:13 |
We're in a bathroom. |
01:06:15 |
I don't wanna get that blue toilet shit |
01:06:18 |
I'm not gonna put you in the toilet. |
01:06:20 |
- Put the lid down- |
01:06:23 |
We're not gonna get arrested. We'll lock |
01:06:27 |
Oh, Christ, you know what? |
01:06:31 |
Oh, fuck the car. |
01:06:34 |
You know what? |
01:06:37 |
This isn't really working. |
01:06:39 |
- I'm sorry. |
01:06:41 |
You know, I thought "blue balls" |
01:06:44 |
...but I'm getting a lot |
01:06:47 |
I'm actually kind of concerned. |
01:06:49 |
Oh, God. |
01:06:52 |
That's okay. |
01:06:53 |
I'll just tighten the vise grip |
01:06:57 |
- All right. You do that. |
01:07:00 |
- All right. |
01:07:02 |
Bye. |
01:07:06 |
Fuck! |
01:07:08 |
You know, Garrett, I like the airplane. |
01:07:11 |
Dan, are you kidding? |
01:07:37 |
Hello? |
01:07:38 |
Hello, Erin? |
01:07:41 |
Hello. |
01:07:43 |
Listen, we're all very impressed over here |
01:07:46 |
...and I would like to offer you the position |
01:07:51 |
- Really? |
01:07:54 |
So we'll need you to come in |
01:07:58 |
...and you can meet with our editors. |
01:08:00 |
Okay. Thank you very much. |
01:08:03 |
You're welcome. Bye-bye. |
01:08:43 |
I'm sorry about not picking you up, |
01:08:47 |
With the romance and the candles |
01:08:53 |
Hey, Erin. |
01:08:56 |
Hi, Dan. |
01:08:58 |
I missed you. |
01:08:59 |
I missed you too, Dan. |
01:09:01 |
I missed you so much. |
01:09:16 |
Wait. |
01:09:19 |
Just wait, wait, baby. |
01:09:25 |
Okay. Can I be done waiting now? |
01:09:28 |
- Listen, okay? |
01:09:30 |
I just- I need a second. |
01:09:33 |
And I've missed you. |
01:09:36 |
Oh, my God, I've missed you too. |
01:09:40 |
What is it? Something's wrong. |
01:09:42 |
I am really, really getting tired of us |
01:09:48 |
I know. I know, but look, |
01:09:51 |
Yeah. |
01:09:53 |
And, um... |
01:09:55 |
But there's a job. |
01:09:58 |
What do you mean? What job? |
01:10:00 |
Well, I interviewed |
01:10:05 |
...and they offered me a job. |
01:10:07 |
Wow. |
01:10:09 |
That's great. |
01:10:11 |
- Yeah. |
01:10:15 |
I don't know. |
01:10:18 |
Oh. Man. |
01:10:23 |
Wow. |
01:10:25 |
What? |
01:10:27 |
- Nothing. |
01:10:29 |
It's a little strange to me... |
01:10:32 |
...because in one breath |
01:10:35 |
...that it's hard to be apart |
01:10:38 |
And then in the next you're saying we |
01:10:43 |
No, I mean, I don't know yet, okay? |
01:10:45 |
And my goaI is to be here with you. |
01:10:48 |
But this is such a big opportunity for me |
01:10:53 |
Yeah, let's talk about this huge bomb |
01:10:58 |
Fuck, Erin, you didn't even tell me |
01:11:01 |
I didn't mean to keep it from you. |
01:11:03 |
Well, you did. |
01:11:06 |
It's something you either do or you don't. |
01:11:10 |
You know, amazingly, |
01:11:14 |
Fuck. |
01:11:15 |
Erin, you know what? |
01:11:21 |
I don't know, I'm feeling sexy tonight, |
01:11:24 |
I got a good feeling like I might be getting |
01:11:29 |
- Not it. |
01:11:31 |
Come on, Dan, just shoot pooI. |
01:11:32 |
All right, okay. I'm just trying |
01:11:36 |
I'm gonna go get another drink. |
01:11:46 |
Well, if you need me |
01:11:50 |
No matter what |
01:11:56 |
Garrett. |
01:11:57 |
- Hi. |
01:11:59 |
What are you doing here? |
01:12:00 |
Uh, Box invited me. |
01:12:02 |
Of course. |
01:12:04 |
- Do you wanna do a shot of Jäger? |
01:12:06 |
Hey, Christopher. Two. |
01:12:09 |
This is so weird |
01:12:12 |
- You look great. |
01:12:14 |
Ahh. Thank you. |
01:12:15 |
Hey. Um, I was just looking for you |
01:12:20 |
- Hi. |
01:12:22 |
Sorry, this is Erin, my, um... |
01:12:27 |
GirI- Girlfriend. |
01:12:30 |
This is Brianna, who I work with. |
01:12:32 |
It's so nice to finally meet you. |
01:12:34 |
Garrett is always talking about you |
01:12:37 |
It's really nice to put a face to it. |
01:12:39 |
- It's nice to meet you too. |
01:12:42 |
So are you planning on moving out here |
01:12:46 |
Ooh. |
01:12:48 |
- Hell of a question. |
01:12:50 |
- I- |
01:12:52 |
She got big news today that pertains |
01:12:56 |
Tell her your big news. |
01:12:59 |
Big news that I just found out about. |
01:13:03 |
- No? |
01:13:05 |
- Yeah. |
01:13:08 |
I'm gonna go sleep at Brandy's |
01:13:13 |
I'm- Yeah, bye. |
01:13:19 |
All right. |
01:13:24 |
Here you go. |
01:13:29 |
Well... |
01:13:31 |
...cheers. |
01:13:36 |
- Are you okay? |
01:13:38 |
Ha, ha. |
01:13:40 |
- You have a lot of jingle jangles. |
01:13:43 |
- Hi. |
01:13:44 |
- Garrett, introductions. |
01:13:47 |
- Hi. |
01:13:49 |
- Oh. |
01:13:51 |
...Jägermeister. |
01:13:52 |
Hello, DanieI. |
01:13:54 |
I'm a very wealthy man. |
01:13:57 |
Ha-ha-ha. |
01:14:11 |
What the fuck? |
01:14:13 |
Fuck! Fuck! I don't know, |
01:14:16 |
I got so drunk last night. |
01:14:19 |
I'm sorry. I drank so much. |
01:14:22 |
Ha-ha-ha. Hey. |
01:14:26 |
Knock, knock, in there. |
01:14:28 |
Hey, last night, awesome. |
01:14:32 |
Seriously, the best sex of my life, ever. |
01:14:34 |
You wanna go for round two? |
01:14:36 |
Dan, you threw up on me! |
01:14:38 |
I threw up on you a little bit |
01:14:41 |
...and I thought we were past that. |
01:14:44 |
You cried all night. |
01:14:45 |
Crying is a part of feeling, all right? |
01:14:48 |
Come on. You want some breakfast? |
01:14:51 |
I have a boyfriend. |
01:14:54 |
Hey. |
01:14:55 |
Hey. |
01:14:57 |
Hey. |
01:15:07 |
I should've just told you |
01:15:12 |
You know, no matter what. |
01:15:13 |
No. |
01:15:15 |
You know, we'll figure it out. |
01:15:18 |
We'll just figure it out. |
01:15:24 |
I know that you keep saying |
01:15:27 |
...but we haven't. |
01:15:30 |
But we will. |
01:15:32 |
But we haven't and we need |
01:15:37 |
Okay, well, uh... |
01:15:39 |
Yeah, I know. Make a decision, then. |
01:15:41 |
Why is this all on me? |
01:15:43 |
What are you talking about, "why you"? |
01:15:46 |
So it's all about whether |
01:15:48 |
What about you moving |
01:15:50 |
You kidding? I've been calling music labels |
01:15:54 |
...every day, diligently. |
01:15:56 |
I called a labeI that turned out |
01:15:58 |
...who's collecting demos from his friends. |
01:16:01 |
There's nothing. There are no jobs. |
01:16:05 |
I love that you're fine with me |
01:16:08 |
...but you wouldn't even think about |
01:16:12 |
- It's all about what's convenient for you. |
01:16:15 |
And you hate your job. |
01:16:19 |
Fine, I'll just make the decision |
01:16:22 |
You can just totally leave it all on me. |
01:16:25 |
I got it. |
01:16:38 |
Look at me, oh, look at me |
01:16:39 |
Is this the way I'll always be? |
01:16:45 |
Jesus, Harper. |
01:16:47 |
I'm checking out their packages. |
01:16:50 |
Oh, that's gross. |
01:16:53 |
- Um, hello? |
01:16:57 |
- Hello? |
01:16:59 |
- Where are you? |
01:17:01 |
- Where are you? |
01:17:04 |
I'm at, like, this sketchy club. |
01:17:08 |
Oh, fun. |
01:17:10 |
I can't hear you. |
01:17:12 |
- Go outside. |
01:17:15 |
You guys save mine. |
01:17:18 |
He's an asshole. |
01:17:20 |
Hey, Garrett. |
01:17:22 |
- It's Harper. How you doing? |
01:17:25 |
Look, Erin can't come to the phone... |
01:17:27 |
...because she's gonna meet a guy |
01:17:30 |
...and she's gonna make out with him |
01:17:33 |
What? |
01:17:35 |
I'm sorry. |
01:17:38 |
Yeah, I know. It's okay. |
01:17:40 |
No, it's just- You know Harper, |
01:17:43 |
- Why was she saying all that stuff? |
01:17:47 |
I told her about the fight, you know? |
01:17:49 |
I had to, I'm sorry. I'm a fucking girI, |
01:17:53 |
- Right. |
01:17:55 |
Sure, I've seen Moesha. |
01:17:57 |
CooI. Okay, what's going on with you? |
01:17:59 |
Hey, listen. I know you're on a deadline |
01:18:04 |
I know that, and you were right, by |
01:18:08 |
I wanna help you |
01:18:12 |
But that being said, |
01:18:17 |
I want you in New York. |
01:18:18 |
But not just you in New York, I want you |
01:18:22 |
I wanna get a place with you, |
01:18:25 |
A place that we can make our own... |
01:18:26 |
...where we can put Tom Cruise |
01:18:29 |
...and get Tom Cruise bed sheets |
01:18:34 |
Or we could buy our own Centipede |
01:18:36 |
...and drink jugs of Sunshine Harbor |
01:18:38 |
I just want a real relationship with you... |
01:18:41 |
...because I love you |
01:18:44 |
And frankly, I am so tired of missing you. |
01:18:49 |
And I know this is a lot to put on you. |
01:18:52 |
And I'm open to whatever... |
01:18:56 |
...but I really wanna come out and see you |
01:19:01 |
I'd like that. |
01:19:03 |
Okay. Good. |
01:19:06 |
- Okay. |
01:19:09 |
Bye. |
01:19:51 |
Maya Papaya. |
01:19:55 |
She's upstairs in the shower. |
01:19:58 |
- Baby? Hey. |
01:20:00 |
- Hi. Hi. |
01:20:03 |
- Hi. |
01:20:06 |
- God, I missed you. |
01:20:08 |
- Listen... |
01:20:11 |
I wanna move to New York. |
01:20:13 |
Are you serious? |
01:20:16 |
Yes. |
01:20:17 |
- Oh, my God. |
01:20:23 |
So have you told the Chronicle yet? |
01:20:26 |
No. I'm sort of waiting till Monday. |
01:20:30 |
Okay. |
01:20:31 |
PhiI wants to know if you guys |
01:20:34 |
- Where you going? |
01:20:37 |
Hey, Garrett. |
01:20:40 |
- You can grab that for me. |
01:20:42 |
- Start putting them on. |
01:20:44 |
So... |
01:20:46 |
Must be excited, huh? |
01:20:47 |
Yeah. Excited. |
01:20:49 |
It's wonderfuI. |
01:20:52 |
You know, Garrett, |
01:20:54 |
Of course. |
01:20:56 |
I mean, she means everything to me. |
01:20:59 |
And that, as you can see, |
01:21:02 |
So it's been very hard for me watching her |
01:21:06 |
...to come with you |
01:21:10 |
But, you know... |
01:21:11 |
...she loves you. |
01:21:13 |
And, uh, I know how much you love her. |
01:21:17 |
But you need to know how much |
01:21:21 |
So don't break her heart. |
01:21:23 |
Okay? |
01:21:26 |
Or I'll cut your balls off. |
01:21:29 |
- I'm not fucking kidding. |
01:21:32 |
- I'm kidding. |
01:21:34 |
- I'm kidding. |
01:21:36 |
Thanks. |
01:21:44 |
Um... |
01:21:45 |
- So should I-? |
01:21:47 |
- Yep. Okay. |
01:21:52 |
Fucker. |
01:21:56 |
Yeah, I wish I had lived in New York |
01:21:59 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:22:01 |
I feeI like I could have really |
01:22:07 |
So, what are your plans for work? |
01:22:11 |
Oh, I'm gonna wait tables |
01:22:14 |
You still gonna do the writing? |
01:22:16 |
- There are no jobs in New York, PhiI. |
01:22:19 |
Well, I mean, you know, not right now... |
01:22:22 |
...but I think the newspaper business |
01:22:27 |
Oh, yeah. No, that is a sensible gamble. |
01:22:30 |
I can see Corinne's convinced. |
01:22:33 |
She's onboard. |
01:22:34 |
Well, you can always write just to write. |
01:22:37 |
No one can stop you from doing that. |
01:22:40 |
I'm not gonna not do what I do. |
01:22:44 |
I just might take a while, you know. |
01:22:46 |
I'm not gonna give it up. |
01:22:48 |
Well, even if you did, you'd still be there |
01:22:54 |
Exactly. |
01:23:08 |
Hey. |
01:23:10 |
I was looking for you. |
01:23:12 |
How you doing? |
01:23:14 |
I'm okay, how are you? |
01:23:16 |
Good. You wanna take a little walk? |
01:23:19 |
Sure. |
01:23:21 |
Come on. |
01:23:26 |
What are you doing out here? |
01:23:28 |
Nothing. |
01:23:40 |
What's going on? |
01:23:42 |
You have to take the job. |
01:23:43 |
No. No, I'm not gonna give up |
01:23:47 |
No, no, no. Lookit, lookit. |
01:23:50 |
You need to take the job. |
01:23:52 |
You need to take the job. |
01:23:55 |
This is about asking you to give up |
01:24:00 |
I'm not gonna do it. |
01:24:02 |
And if you moved to New York, |
01:24:06 |
But you'd eventually resent me, |
01:24:09 |
I can't. I won't. |
01:24:12 |
What's gonna happen to us? |
01:24:16 |
We can't see each other |
01:24:18 |
That's not a relationship. |
01:24:24 |
But I love you. |
01:24:45 |
This is... |
01:24:48 |
- Why don't we just sit down for a minute? |
01:25:03 |
I really thought that we were something. |
01:25:08 |
We were. |
01:25:11 |
We were something. |
01:25:50 |
He's here. No, I'm picking him up now. |
01:25:54 |
- How you doing? |
01:25:55 |
- What do you think, home or bar? |
01:25:57 |
Bar. All right. |
01:25:58 |
Yeah, I'm really disturbed... |
01:26:00 |
...because you would think that you would |
01:26:03 |
But I don't see baby pigeons ever. |
01:26:05 |
So, what do you want to do? |
01:26:08 |
I mean, we can get you some harder liquor, |
01:26:12 |
- No, this is good, buddy. Thanks, paI. |
01:26:15 |
Drink a little Frangelico? |
01:26:18 |
If you wanna dive off the deep end |
01:26:22 |
...listen to, like, the Garden State |
01:26:26 |
- That probably wouldn't be the best thing. |
01:26:30 |
I'm okay, buddy. Thanks. This is good. |
01:26:32 |
- I want to hug you. |
01:26:34 |
You need a hug, man. Come on, man. |
01:26:38 |
Okay. Thanks. |
01:26:41 |
Why are your eyes closed? |
01:26:44 |
- Mine? |
01:26:46 |
- Are yours not closed? |
01:26:48 |
Oh. |
01:26:50 |
Are your eyes-? |
01:26:51 |
I just close my eyes when I hug. |
01:26:54 |
No big deaI. |
01:27:09 |
You playing? |
01:27:11 |
- Yeah. |
01:27:14 |
- I'm okay. |
01:27:17 |
That's one hell of a high score. |
01:27:20 |
Yeah. Gonna be reaI tough to beat. |
01:27:43 |
Hey, Erin, congratulations |
01:27:46 |
Thank you. |
01:27:52 |
So keep an open mind. Okay, we are |
01:27:57 |
I got a tip from Chuck at the Crime desk. |
01:28:00 |
And it's a sublet... |
01:28:02 |
...and it's right in my price range, |
01:28:06 |
Are you kidd-? Is this blood? |
01:28:09 |
Did someone get bludgeoned in here? |
01:28:11 |
I'm not really sure of the details. |
01:28:14 |
Something about a narcotics bust |
01:28:19 |
But let's be positive. |
01:28:21 |
Yes. No, you're right. You're right. |
01:28:24 |
I think it's an up-and-comer. |
01:28:27 |
They got a Boston Market on the corner. |
01:28:32 |
It smells like a skin infection in there. |
01:28:34 |
Smells like freedom to me. |
01:28:37 |
The happiest people I know |
01:28:40 |
Grab it, Erin. |
01:28:43 |
You'll be trapped and dead. |
01:28:47 |
Are you kidding? It's a shit hole. |
01:28:49 |
The reason your conversation |
01:28:52 |
...is because the walls are paper-thin, |
01:28:54 |
Erin, you're not gonna |
01:28:57 |
I actually like music that comes through |
01:29:01 |
I'm gonna take this place. |
01:29:03 |
And I so appreciate what you and PhiI |
01:29:06 |
...but it is time for me to move out. |
01:29:08 |
I think you got a view |
01:29:12 |
Erin, I know you love this place, but there's |
01:29:17 |
Really? |
01:29:20 |
Yeah. |
01:29:22 |
- Let's go. |
01:29:25 |
All right. You were right. |
01:29:26 |
- PhiI. PhiI! |
01:29:31 |
- Can we go to Boston Market? |
01:29:35 |
Any way you want it |
01:29:36 |
That's the way you need it |
01:29:38 |
Ah. I look like such an idiot. |
01:29:40 |
Trust me. It works. |
01:29:41 |
But I'm not into |
01:29:44 |
But you asked me for my help, all right? |
01:29:46 |
You have a problem, I have a solution. |
01:29:51 |
Yeah, good to go to an early bird speciaI |
01:29:54 |
You haven't been out with a lady |
01:29:56 |
So this is about getting back |
01:29:59 |
Yeah. No, I know. |
01:30:00 |
Now, sure, you're not gonna find yourself |
01:30:04 |
...but you might find a nice horse |
01:30:08 |
You get to the bottom |
01:30:10 |
...drop her off and |
01:30:12 |
That makes it worse. |
01:30:13 |
Wooh! Sorry I'm running late, boys. |
01:30:16 |
Three beers, yes? |
01:30:18 |
Oh, no. |
01:30:20 |
- What the fuck? |
01:30:22 |
What? You're not Charlie Chaplin fans? |
01:30:25 |
I love Charlie Chaplin. |
01:30:27 |
I'm not a fan of the guy |
01:30:29 |
Where are you going with this? |
01:30:31 |
At no point during shaving |
01:30:33 |
- "CooI it. I'm gonna look like Hitler"? |
01:30:37 |
It's the plastered hair. |
01:30:38 |
I knew you guys |
01:30:40 |
I'm shaving it, and then... I get that |
01:30:43 |
- Too far. |
01:30:45 |
I started going back and forth, |
01:30:48 |
If I stop now, and you can |
01:30:52 |
If you don't like it, |
01:30:54 |
- You are doing Hitler. |
01:30:57 |
Pick a character and go- |
01:30:58 |
- Hey, game faces. Hello. |
01:31:01 |
- How you doing? |
01:31:02 |
You guys didn't go to schooI with us. |
01:31:05 |
We did not. No. |
01:31:06 |
You have a very foxy eye for detaiI. |
01:31:09 |
- Wanna dance? |
01:31:13 |
- Time machine. |
01:31:15 |
Maybe my friend Garrett here |
01:31:17 |
I'm good. No. I'm good. |
01:31:20 |
- Bye, gentlemen. Shall we? |
01:31:22 |
Hold on, hold on |
01:31:26 |
Oh, man, this is ridiculous. |
01:31:28 |
I know it's ridiculous. |
01:31:30 |
- You know you don't have to be here. |
01:31:33 |
No. Well, yeah. No, not this though. |
01:31:38 |
Look, Box and I, this is what we do. |
01:31:42 |
So if you're worried about us, |
01:31:45 |
But you, you don't need to be here. |
01:31:47 |
Yeah. I know. |
01:31:50 |
Okay, then. |
01:31:52 |
- Okay. |
01:31:54 |
These dudes don't look |
01:31:56 |
Oh, boy. |
01:32:01 |
Sorry. |
01:32:24 |
Hello. |
01:32:26 |
How was work? |
01:32:28 |
- You know? Uh, it was awesome. |
01:32:32 |
Oh, hey. You got a package today. |
01:32:34 |
- Oh, yeah? |
01:32:48 |
It's from Garrett. |
01:32:55 |
Oh. What does it say? |
01:32:59 |
"They're gonna be in San Francisco. |
01:33:03 |
Who is? |
01:33:07 |
The Boxer Rebellion. |
01:33:09 |
That was one of the first bands |
01:33:14 |
Are you gonna go? |
01:33:17 |
That depends. |
01:33:20 |
On whether or not you'll be my date. |
01:33:22 |
I can get drunk there, right? |
01:33:24 |
There's sort of |
01:33:28 |
...that I can't quite just put my finger on. |
01:33:32 |
I don't know, but just push your way in. |
01:33:34 |
It's urine. It's urine. I smell urine. |
01:33:37 |
Oh, good. That means it's a good club. |
01:33:39 |
And puke. Oh, yeah. |
01:33:43 |
Well, that's even better. |
01:34:00 |
- Sorry. |
01:34:04 |
Hi. |
01:34:07 |
Hi, Corinne. |
01:34:08 |
- Hey, Garrett. I like your haircut. |
01:34:11 |
And your dick's in your pants, |
01:34:15 |
I'm gonna go check out the... |
01:34:19 |
Oh, fuck it. I'm just not gonna be here. |
01:34:22 |
You're gonna just-? |
01:34:29 |
- Hi. |
01:34:33 |
What are you doing here? |
01:34:34 |
I manage the band. |
01:34:36 |
- You do? |
01:34:39 |
- Really? |
01:34:41 |
That's- That's great. |
01:34:45 |
- Really? |
01:34:47 |
- Wow. |
01:34:51 |
You were right, as it turns out. |
01:34:55 |
Well, I hate to say "I told you so. " |
01:34:58 |
No, you don't. |
01:35:01 |
- You love it. |
01:35:02 |
Who are you kidding? |
01:35:07 |
So are you living in New York? |
01:35:10 |
I actually just moved to Los Angeles. |
01:35:13 |
- Really? |
01:35:14 |
The band actually lives in L.A. |
01:35:17 |
And, I don't know if you know this, |
01:35:21 |
...but L.A. is not only in the same |
01:35:24 |
...it's in the same state. So... |
01:35:27 |
Yeah. It's very close. |
01:35:30 |
Yeah. It's a one-hour flight. |
01:35:33 |
A six-hour drive. |
01:35:36 |
- Eighteen-hour hot-air balloon ride. |
01:35:39 |
If you were to go that way. |
01:35:44 |
Can I ask you a question? |
01:35:47 |
Yeah. |
01:35:50 |
I don't know what your situation is... |
01:35:55 |
I miss you. |
01:36:00 |
That's not a question. |
01:36:04 |
Yeah, it is. |
01:36:11 |
I'm always here |
01:36:17 |
Waiting for you |
01:36:25 |
Eyes of the night |
01:36:31 |
Just to see |
01:36:39 |
There's two of us |
01:36:46 |
They follow |
01:36:54 |
I can't believe she left |
01:36:57 |
It's a schooI night |
01:37:00 |
She didn't like- |
01:37:03 |
How am I gonna win that crazy one over? |
01:37:05 |
Now that we're spending more time |
01:37:07 |
...which I couldn't be happier about, |
01:37:11 |
Just so we don't have to sneak around |
01:37:14 |
Shh. But for tonight, |
01:37:18 |
That's very mature. |
01:37:22 |
Shh, shh, shh... |
01:37:24 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
01:37:32 |
C- Uh- |
01:37:33 |
Are you guys-? Are you dry humping? |
01:37:36 |
- No. |
01:37:39 |
- But I didn't- |
01:37:42 |
Mommy? Are you okay? |
01:37:44 |
Maya, statue!!! |