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I Could Never Be Your Woman
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Pretty impressive..... huh! |
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People tend to think of me |
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But whenever I get |
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"Mother nature you are such a |
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Well, what you see is disaster |
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I see as laying the groundwork for |
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You have to grow the new food, |
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The big ones eat the small ones, and on |
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Who used to be very grateful. |
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And it was good working just fine. |
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Until one self centered |
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The baby-boomers. |
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And these pampered postwar pinheads |
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Thought that they could |
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do what every the hell they wanted. |
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For instance... |
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When the men would normally go to war. |
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You know all the male |
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It keeps the herd strong. |
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But these guys said |
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"I think I'll stay home." |
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And when it was time for the |
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start having babies they said |
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"We want to get our careers going |
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They grew up to be obsessed with money |
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and accumulated useless possessions. |
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Did they care that they were |
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and polluting the water, |
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But I've got them now. |
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Oh yes, yes, yes. |
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They going to get old. |
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There not going they to like it. |
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There going to be |
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Their taking bits of their ass |
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This is not natural. |
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And their going to say, "Oh no, no, see, |
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We want to stay young forever. |
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You know what I'm going to say to them? |
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Tough SHIT! |
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Here's a pal of mine in her 40's, |
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trying to moisturize her way |
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But unfortunately her ex-husband |
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- Hi Mom! |
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We went all the way to Malibu |
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And then went to Beverly Hills |
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But they said they'd |
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Yeah, I forgot which kid |
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How 'bout oldest kid with oldest |
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What happened to your head? |
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Oh, I had to have some plugs removed |
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because the hairs were growing |
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Where you go with that? |
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What? |
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Oh I... |
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And you didn't have your wallet, |
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Because I was wearing sweatpants. |
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For someone who never exercises |
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Like wearing workout cloths |
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Well do you think wearing "Doc Martins" |
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I don't know. Do you think |
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will make you look more mature? |
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Well do you think |
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t-shirt makes you look |
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Izzie says you've just been |
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No dates? |
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No prospects on the horizon? |
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No |
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Oh Rosie you've got to get over me. |
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I'm only human. |
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You know what Rosie, |
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you shouldn't be alone. |
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- You've kept your looks. |
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Ma, he got the |
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- Lindsay I love you. |
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Hey, you said you loved me! |
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He never said that! |
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And wearing a wedding dress |
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But you do! |
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Orlando let's go to the beach. |
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Hey! Get away, He's mine |
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He said you have an ugly body. |
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It's exactly the same as yours. |
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What's that mean? |
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Oh well in school if something's |
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But honey, that's like making |
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Like you know, naming ugly |
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I didn't make it up. |
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Leaves my man alone! |
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I think you're really nice. |
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Why's she suddenly so happy? |
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She is manic-depressive. |
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Hey Ma, how do you know |
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Usually you make the music louder, |
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Or some times they |
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No on TV, in real life. |
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Real life? |
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Izz, why is there a Ken doll |
| 00:06:55 |
Remember when you had |
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You know I'm starting to |
| 00:07:02 |
But she's just getting |
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She's got a jeep, she's got a horse, |
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Yeah, but you know, |
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Doggin' me all week dog. |
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Doggin' me all week dude. |
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Brother... |
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- Izzie? |
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Do people still say Gee? |
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Sure today I said, |
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Dog don't go fronting like you |
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smokes so you can roll |
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You know he just playin' you. |
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I think you really |
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Just remember me and |
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We don't have to smoke mad |
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Wait! |
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You're right. |
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You know there's no one |
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Cut! |
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Was there too much slang, |
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I liked that bit about |
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You were good. |
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You were good. |
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It's really coming out. |
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- So good. |
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- Marty, need Rosie. |
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You got it. |
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This is so cute. |
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Sorry Rosie, |
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- Oh, OK. |
| 00:08:32 |
Hey, let's go find Mommy. |
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Bowling is so 8-1-8. |
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And these balls are so heavy. |
| 00:08:42 |
- There. |
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The balls are so heavy? |
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Yeah well their bowling balls. |
| 00:08:48 |
- It's an innuendo. |
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It implies she holds men's testicles. |
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And rolls them down a wooden lane. |
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- Ah just loose her. |
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- She'll be heartbroken. |
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They make much dirtier jokes on |
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You never stand up to him. |
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It's all a game. |
| 00:09:07 |
Are you developing another |
| 00:09:10 |
Where? |
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New faces of 2006. |
| 00:09:12 |
Oh, that's my plastic surgery show. |
| 00:09:15 |
You know it's amazing |
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He get's his eyes done, |
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he thinks he's suddenly |
| 00:09:24 |
Well, and you think maintaining your high |
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Your both wrong. |
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You can jump and peel and nip and tuck |
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Hey, there's something new to makeover. |
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Internal organs. |
| 00:09:40 |
Yeah, you can have a liver lift. |
| 00:09:42 |
Hey, a pancreatic resurfacing |
| 00:09:46 |
Yeah, botox you're ovaries baby. |
| 00:09:54 |
He's at Lakers games with |
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He's trout fishing with Norm MacDonald. |
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I am the one behind closed doors |
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Yeah I thought that meant secrets |
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I'll talk to you later Ma. |
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Anyone call? |
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Look what I made of Brianna. |
| 00:10:14 |
I already did Sean. |
| 00:10:18 |
Uh, we had to make some |
| 00:10:21 |
Your line in the bowling alley was cut. |
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Oh... You have to do |
| 00:10:27 |
It was the censor. |
| 00:10:30 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:10:32 |
Ok. All right, well I'm going to go get |
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Sure. |
| 00:10:39 |
- You go girl. |
| 00:10:40 |
No you just missed her. |
| 00:10:42 |
She had and emergency botox appointment. |
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You are bad. |
| 00:10:57 |
No Izzie, don't hover over Dylan. |
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- Hi Britney. |
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Bitches! |
| 00:11:12 |
No. No no no no. |
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Izz! |
| 00:11:16 |
- Bye Dylan. |
| 00:11:19 |
Hey! |
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- Ma, you know what happened today? |
| 00:11:24 |
I went to the bathroom and there was |
| 00:11:27 |
but it wasn't from you know where. |
| 00:11:30 |
Honey, that is your period. |
| 00:11:35 |
Oh congratulations, your... |
| 00:11:39 |
Let the game begin! |
| 00:11:43 |
Ma what's is better? |
| 00:11:47 |
or absorbent dry and bulge your pants? |
| 00:11:50 |
How many light days are there? |
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Honey, you do not need all this. |
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- Can I have a Twix bar? |
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Ops, I got a career... |
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by shaking my rear, |
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Oh baby baby. |
| 00:12:11 |
and dance like a whore. |
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I'm just not talented. |
| 00:12:18 |
Izz, look what I found. |
| 00:12:20 |
They gave us these in the sixth grade. |
| 00:12:23 |
See... |
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It's Mindy Menstruation. |
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Here she is staying clean. |
| 00:12:30 |
Oh, I like her hair better here. |
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With her Modes pads, nobody knows |
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When can I have sex? |
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Uh uh.... |
| 00:12:42 |
No, come on, really. |
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When you go to college. |
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Ma fifteen. |
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No way! |
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Maybe... seventeen. |
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Ma fifteen is the new seventeen. |
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Tonight, Yomena faces a personal crisis |
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on a very special "You Go Girl" that |
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Quick, call your mom. |
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Izzie! |
| 00:13:14 |
It's not the music. |
| 00:13:17 |
- It's "Apes Escapes." |
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I have to get good at it so |
| 00:13:22 |
Oh, sounds like a |
| 00:13:25 |
- Now I'll walk you home. |
| 00:13:27 |
My father's shooting the |
| 00:13:30 |
Just do something quiet so |
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How the hell do you drop |
| 00:13:45 |
From now on no more issues. |
| 00:13:46 |
No drugs, no teen pregnancies, |
| 00:13:51 |
What about the same sex prom date? |
| 00:13:53 |
Oh yeck! |
| 00:13:56 |
Except maybe an occasional lesbian kiss. |
| 00:13:58 |
But no eating disorders, |
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Come on, let's get on it. |
| 00:14:08 |
Never heard that word did ya'? |
| 00:14:10 |
We hired this consulting team |
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all the hot new trends. |
| 00:14:15 |
Ok, we drop the prom, we move up. |
| 00:14:20 |
No. No, that was just a backup script. |
| 00:14:22 |
- Make overs are big. |
| 00:14:26 |
Plastic surgery makeovers, uh... |
| 00:14:28 |
queer makeovers, straight |
| 00:14:30 |
car makeovers there's |
| 00:14:33 |
You can do it. |
| 00:14:34 |
Let us make this show cronk. |
| 00:14:36 |
Groove. |
| 00:14:38 |
Oh, and while we're in full comunicado |
| 00:14:41 |
I want you to incorporate |
| 00:14:44 |
We just covered there phones |
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These are the cool new ones. |
| 00:14:48 |
I read in Newsweek where kids |
| 00:14:51 |
- Is that a fact. |
| 00:14:53 |
Oh and put in that stuff |
| 00:14:56 |
That's how they say later. |
| 00:15:02 |
I never seen so many nerds in one place. |
| 00:15:05 |
Not since the last writers guild awards. |
| 00:15:07 |
This is Mulersfeild. We're going |
| 00:15:11 |
Maybe you did give me a wedgie, |
| 00:15:14 |
and sure my head is no stranger to the |
| 00:15:20 |
But one day... |
| 00:15:21 |
She be like ten, |
| 00:15:27 |
Maybe you did give me a wedgie and... |
| 00:15:32 |
and sure my head is no stranger |
| 00:15:35 |
of the third floor bathroom. |
| 00:15:37 |
(Both) |
| 00:15:40 |
I have to rewrite this scene. |
| 00:15:43 |
What about that guy Chad? |
| 00:15:46 |
Maybe if we called him |
| 00:15:48 |
Let me just try one thing. |
| 00:15:51 |
- This is Adam. |
| 00:15:55 |
How it did that? |
| 00:15:58 |
We'll start with the wedgie scene. |
| 00:16:04 |
I hope you're proud of your self. |
| 00:16:07 |
I hope you have a real |
| 00:16:09 |
Because one day, and you know what |
| 00:16:12 |
It might not even be the near future. |
| 00:16:13 |
But one day you're going |
| 00:16:16 |
or you're going to |
| 00:16:18 |
and you're going to see that I or... |
| 00:16:21 |
some other dungeon master |
| 00:16:23 |
has done something truly spectacular. |
| 00:16:27 |
And as you're putting on you're... |
| 00:16:28 |
name badge from Pretzel Time you'll say, |
| 00:16:30 |
"Wow, I really wish that |
| 00:16:33 |
Because you're laugh now. |
| 00:16:35 |
You say digital wedgies |
| 00:16:37 |
Well OK, I have one of those |
| 00:16:42 |
But you, have a much |
| 00:16:47 |
on you're soul. |
| 00:16:49 |
That's what I meant. |
| 00:16:51 |
- Very nice, we will be looking at you. |
| 00:16:53 |
Thank you so much, that was great! |
| 00:16:55 |
- Adam that was great. |
| 00:16:57 |
Very good. |
| 00:17:05 |
There is some more to see tomorrow. |
| 00:17:07 |
Yeah, and his agent |
| 00:17:09 |
Yeah. |
| 00:17:23 |
Don't even think about it. |
| 00:17:29 |
- Ready for the test? |
| 00:17:31 |
You know what Dylan did yesterday? |
| 00:17:33 |
He took a tampon out of Gabby's backpack |
| 00:17:35 |
and stuck it in his mouth and |
| 00:17:40 |
I've been seriously underestimating him. |
| 00:17:42 |
- Ya had to be there. |
| 00:17:44 |
Back to math. |
| 00:17:48 |
- Three... |
| 00:17:50 |
-Three point... |
| 00:17:54 |
Three point one four. |
| 00:17:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:18:00 |
3.14 pi not forget! |
| 00:18:03 |
I was hilarious. |
| 00:18:04 |
But Brianna kept |
| 00:18:06 |
and she'd screw up her line if I didn't |
| 00:18:10 |
Yeah I get paid. |
| 00:18:12 |
It's not just the money Ma. |
| 00:18:15 |
I'll call you back. |
| 00:18:17 |
Hi. Is Rosie here? |
| 00:18:18 |
She's getting her hair colored. |
| 00:18:20 |
She told me to pick up a schedule. |
| 00:18:22 |
Hold on. |
| 00:18:34 |
Booya! Nothing but net! |
| 00:18:39 |
Big boys know other ways to score. |
| 00:18:48 |
- Taylor, where's Bree? |
| 00:18:51 |
We're missing our lunch for her fitting, |
| 00:18:55 |
I'm sorry but I am not kissing |
| 00:18:58 |
Speaking which, a little lipo would |
| 00:19:02 |
What are you nuts? |
| 00:19:05 |
Oh... Cottage cheese with your bagel? |
| 00:19:08 |
And when was the last time |
| 00:19:10 |
Lindsey, Paris, the girls of the |
| 00:19:14 |
Well you're nuts. |
| 00:19:16 |
Oh! |
| 00:19:17 |
Eh, well... Well you gotta remember |
| 00:19:22 |
No, no no no no. Let's not put |
| 00:19:25 |
It should be what he looks good in. |
| 00:19:28 |
Find a shirt that brings out |
| 00:19:33 |
Give the jacket and pants the |
| 00:19:43 |
I don't like the way that sign light is. |
| 00:19:51 |
What about the bags under his eyes. |
| 00:19:59 |
No no, we can't use this lens. |
| 00:20:03 |
Yeah, look at the nose. |
| 00:20:19 |
Oh my god. |
| 00:20:21 |
Oh my god I'm beautiful. |
| 00:20:24 |
I am beautiful. |
| 00:20:28 |
Actually well I'm um... |
| 00:20:31 |
It wasn't that tough. |
| 00:20:32 |
Oh come on. I've never thought |
| 00:20:36 |
Why not? |
| 00:20:37 |
Girls never made me feel cute. |
| 00:20:39 |
I used to have to make them |
| 00:20:41 |
Wait a second. |
| 00:20:43 |
You used comedy as a cover |
| 00:20:47 |
You might be on to something there. |
| 00:20:53 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:20:54 |
What? |
| 00:20:56 |
You're really beautiful. |
| 00:21:06 |
All right now let's do you. |
| 00:21:09 |
Why is it that I have to get |
| 00:21:10 |
and you don't even have to |
| 00:21:13 |
How does one achieve this look? |
| 00:21:14 |
Egg-beater. |
| 00:21:15 |
Oh well... I'll see what I can do |
| 00:21:19 |
Rosie? |
| 00:21:23 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:21:24 |
Adam, Brianna. |
| 00:21:25 |
- Adam is in next weeks episode. |
| 00:21:28 |
Hi. |
| 00:21:28 |
I see you later. |
| 00:21:30 |
OK. |
| 00:21:36 |
You know Taylor said things about me. |
| 00:21:39 |
You know I can't arrive |
| 00:21:42 |
do a full day of work, |
| 00:21:45 |
learn my lines, and still look 16. |
| 00:21:49 |
I just can't do it. |
| 00:21:50 |
It's OK. |
| 00:21:51 |
You know everyone want's a piece of me. |
| 00:21:53 |
There's just so much I can give. |
| 00:21:55 |
Bree, if you promise |
| 00:21:58 |
we can make a mannequin and |
| 00:22:01 |
Thanks. |
| 00:22:03 |
I just know when I'm this tired |
| 00:22:06 |
Well nobody wants that. |
| 00:22:08 |
- Honey you're just tired. |
| 00:22:25 |
- Guess what? |
| 00:22:26 |
The life is good. |
| 00:22:28 |
I know what you mean. |
| 00:22:29 |
Can I have "Lucky Charms"? |
| 00:22:32 |
Technically it's not really magic, |
| 00:22:36 |
You know what happened today? |
| 00:22:37 |
Me, Melanie and Zack are planning to |
| 00:22:41 |
and Zack ask Dylan to come |
| 00:22:44 |
And then Zack said I'll be with Melanie |
| 00:22:47 |
- And you know what Dylan said? |
| 00:22:49 |
- He said, "I guess". |
| 00:22:53 |
Izz, you still have shampoo. |
| 00:22:56 |
But this is "Suave" |
| 00:22:57 |
for the same luxurious hair as |
| 00:23:00 |
When you put it like that. |
| 00:23:03 |
I can't believe you're going on a |
| 00:23:07 |
Oh don't worry Ma, |
| 00:23:15 |
Hey, check it out. |
| 00:23:17 |
Shit's real. |
| 00:23:20 |
- One of the SAT's dropping I think. |
| 00:23:23 |
Yeah it will be better. |
| 00:23:24 |
Scene twelve. |
| 00:23:26 |
Ahhh! |
| 00:23:28 |
Who put this ketchup there? |
| 00:23:32 |
- I got action Johnny. |
| 00:23:41 |
- Ready. |
| 00:23:45 |
I need to know what your |
| 00:23:50 |
- You like him. |
| 00:23:56 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:23:57 |
Some kind of second city stuff? |
| 00:24:00 |
I'll keep your cues exactly the same. |
| 00:24:03 |
I don't who's lines in any way. |
| 00:24:05 |
- Just great. |
| 00:24:08 |
Hey hey, drop off your phones. |
| 00:24:11 |
I know you don't like thinking about |
| 00:24:14 |
Now this guy could turn out |
| 00:24:19 |
You never know. |
| 00:24:21 |
it wouldn't hurt for you to |
| 00:24:32 |
OK we're back. |
| 00:24:34 |
Thanks. |
| 00:24:35 |
So Monty said we're |
| 00:24:37 |
Probably. |
| 00:24:40 |
Does your husband mind you uh... |
| 00:24:42 |
I'm not married. |
| 00:24:43 |
Ty your boyfriend? |
| 00:24:45 |
No. No boyfriend. |
| 00:24:48 |
So you have to pick out |
| 00:24:50 |
Uh, me and the music supervisor. |
| 00:24:52 |
Cus this guy, who used to be my roommate, |
| 00:24:56 |
and I figured since you have |
| 00:24:59 |
- that maybe you'd uh... |
| 00:25:02 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:04 |
Well most of the students in the show |
| 00:25:09 |
Well you know, they're |
| 00:25:12 |
And you have the job so it |
| 00:25:16 |
Really. |
| 00:25:18 |
Really? |
| 00:25:19 |
I'm like uh... 32. |
| 00:25:21 |
Why? How old are you? |
| 00:25:23 |
- 37. |
| 00:25:28 |
So what do you say? |
| 00:25:31 |
Ok |
| 00:25:32 |
- Friday? |
| 00:25:33 |
It's at Sullivans which is you know, |
| 00:25:37 |
um, Lindsay stabbed um, Hillary there. |
| 00:25:40 |
Or no Mary-Kate may uh... |
| 00:25:44 |
- I don't know. It's kind of cool. |
| 00:25:46 |
Sullivans. |
| 00:25:49 |
Oh yeah.... |
| 00:25:50 |
Oh yeah, you know where that is. |
| 00:25:53 |
But I can pick you up. |
| 00:25:55 |
- Great! |
| 00:25:57 |
At around 9:00? |
| 00:25:57 |
- All right. |
| 00:25:59 |
Look where you're go! |
| 00:26:00 |
- Sorry. |
| 00:26:03 |
Oh my God, how much do we love this? |
| 00:26:05 |
-Take it to my trailer. |
| 00:26:06 |
I'll see ya! |
| 00:26:08 |
All right, so he's a little younger. |
| 00:26:12 |
Why can't you copy the smart things |
| 00:26:17 |
Izz!? |
| 00:26:22 |
What did I tell you |
| 00:26:26 |
- Only in hotels and Daddy's house. |
| 00:26:30 |
Tell be about school. |
| 00:26:31 |
Well me and Melanie had this idea today, |
| 00:26:33 |
that we'd ask Page to talk to Colin |
| 00:26:36 |
And Colin would tell Dylan that I |
| 00:26:39 |
No no no! |
| 00:26:41 |
Act like you don't know he's alive. |
| 00:26:43 |
Look busy all the time. You have to |
| 00:26:51 |
Hello? |
| 00:26:52 |
Are you happy with |
| 00:26:57 |
I'm learning allot about playing it cool. |
| 00:27:19 |
- What do you think? |
| 00:27:21 |
But look what happens when I do this. |
| 00:27:24 |
Then do not do that. |
| 00:27:29 |
- Oh, wow. A kid. |
| 00:27:32 |
You guys pretty cool right? |
| 00:27:34 |
Can I get you a beverage? |
| 00:27:36 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:38 |
- Hey! |
| 00:27:42 |
Oh, that's very thoughtful. |
| 00:27:47 |
Ugh! yecka. |
| 00:27:53 |
Hey Zoloft. |
| 00:27:56 |
Sounds like a firm |
| 00:27:59 |
I was in the middle of playing |
| 00:28:02 |
Hey do you know the secret |
| 00:28:05 |
There's a secret? |
| 00:28:07 |
Can you show me? |
| 00:28:13 |
Oh all right. |
| 00:28:23 |
Izzie please! Shut those apes off. |
| 00:28:29 |
Ma, I've reached new heights! |
| 00:28:31 |
Wow! |
| 00:28:34 |
Shit. |
| 00:28:36 |
Thanks. |
| 00:28:51 |
You look cold. |
| 00:28:51 |
- Oh no, well be in side in just a.... |
| 00:28:55 |
OK. |
| 00:28:58 |
Can I see some ID? |
| 00:29:14 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:29:19 |
- Oh, you'll be the oldest one in there. |
| 00:29:22 |
Wouldn't you rather be |
| 00:29:24 |
reading an informative |
| 00:29:30 |
Fine. You look ridiculous. |
| 00:29:36 |
They let her in? |
| 00:29:38 |
Yes my dear all your cloths are vintage. |
| 00:29:45 |
What is that cute guy dating his Mom? |
| 00:29:50 |
- You want a drink? |
| 00:29:51 |
I'm going to get a beer. |
| 00:29:53 |
Nothing. |
| 00:30:01 |
You look like you need a drink. |
| 00:30:03 |
Oh, I do? |
| 00:30:06 |
Let me guess uh... |
| 00:30:08 |
I'm sorry I can't hear you. |
| 00:30:13 |
What's up? |
| 00:30:22 |
Want to dance? |
| 00:30:25 |
But no one else is. |
| 00:30:26 |
- Then we'll be the best one. |
| 00:30:32 |
My turn to rock it. |
| 00:31:46 |
You're nuts. |
| 00:31:47 |
Hey it's Friday night. |
| 00:31:55 |
Quite a variety of steps you got there. |
| 00:31:58 |
Well, two of everything I think. |
| 00:32:02 |
I'm that good. |
| 00:32:05 |
- Oh I got to play you something. |
| 00:32:07 |
Wrong mood. |
| 00:32:09 |
Ricky Martin? |
| 00:32:11 |
What? |
| 00:32:17 |
I'm not really 37. |
| 00:32:20 |
- How old are you? |
| 00:32:23 |
- I'm actually 31. |
| 00:32:28 |
Uh... I need my keys. |
| 00:32:39 |
I'm all right. I'm good. I got them. |
| 00:32:55 |
Oh, I need my wallet. |
| 00:32:59 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:33:02 |
Consider this foreplay. |
| 00:33:05 |
- What a turn on. |
| 00:33:16 |
I'm 40. |
| 00:33:18 |
- 29. |
| 00:33:22 |
- What happened to 39? |
| 00:33:25 |
Well neither are you. |
| 00:33:27 |
Hey besides, you know that saying |
| 00:33:33 |
So you can trust me. |
| 00:33:46 |
- Hey, you look great! |
| 00:33:49 |
You had what done? |
| 00:33:52 |
Nothing. |
| 00:33:53 |
Yeah, right. |
| 00:33:59 |
Watch this. He gets the money back. |
| 00:34:03 |
And look. |
| 00:34:04 |
Look at the testing. |
| 00:34:06 |
Boys ten to twelve 84%. |
| 00:34:11 |
We had the same numbers when |
| 00:34:14 |
But those were "Oh oh look, it's |
| 00:34:17 |
-There's my ace. |
| 00:34:18 |
who's the new guy? |
| 00:34:21 |
The rest of the scripts |
| 00:34:23 |
Why do you want to start |
| 00:34:25 |
Because this guys funny. |
| 00:34:28 |
Girls will love him. |
| 00:34:30 |
Oh at least one does. |
| 00:34:33 |
I don't need the extra work. |
| 00:34:35 |
I believe this kid can spin off for you. |
| 00:34:39 |
Ok, we drop one point it's your ass. |
| 00:34:41 |
We won't. |
| 00:34:43 |
(Group) |
| 00:34:47 |
(Group) Fight! Fight! Fight! |
| 00:34:49 |
Hey! Cut it out! |
| 00:34:52 |
- She started it. |
| 00:34:55 |
What was that about? |
| 00:34:57 |
He said your Mother's show only got a |
| 00:35:02 |
Hey Noah, I heard Brad Pit's |
| 00:35:10 |
These guys are special |
| 00:35:14 |
And these go to "Good Will". |
| 00:35:15 |
- Oh, no. |
| 00:35:17 |
They're all naked and |
| 00:35:19 |
It looks like a concentration |
| 00:35:22 |
- Ma... |
| 00:35:27 |
What happened at the movies? |
| 00:35:30 |
Did Dilan put his arm around you? |
| 00:35:32 |
No |
| 00:35:33 |
Did you both put your arms |
| 00:35:37 |
Well, first his arm went on it. |
| 00:35:42 |
But then he took his off |
| 00:35:45 |
He's not ready for girls yet. |
| 00:35:47 |
He had a girlfriend last year. |
| 00:35:49 |
Then he has no taste. |
| 00:35:51 |
Ma I love him. |
| 00:35:52 |
Ok, I'm sorry. |
| 00:35:54 |
Izz are you sure you're |
| 00:35:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:58 |
It's just so sad. |
| 00:35:59 |
It's like when you finish a |
| 00:36:03 |
Want to play one last game? |
| 00:36:05 |
Ma I'm too old for Barbies. |
| 00:36:07 |
Yeah, but I'm not. |
| 00:36:11 |
Ok, who should be in love with who? |
| 00:36:14 |
Let's see. |
| 00:36:16 |
- You're enabling. |
| 00:36:18 |
Wardrobe for the new scenes with Adam. |
| 00:36:20 |
I am not enabling. |
| 00:36:23 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:24 |
Putz, noun, a yokel a jerk. |
| 00:36:27 |
Our Rabbi consultant |
| 00:36:29 |
We're allowed to say penis. |
| 00:36:30 |
Yes you can say penis |
| 00:36:35 |
And what exactly is the good penis? |
| 00:36:38 |
Check it out. |
| 00:36:45 |
Why don't I just say "He's so gay"? |
| 00:36:47 |
That's kind of derogatory. |
| 00:36:49 |
But everyone says it. |
| 00:36:51 |
- Ok everybody, that's lunch. |
| 00:36:55 |
No walking away with the props. |
| 00:37:00 |
I see you. |
| 00:37:06 |
He is an actor. |
| 00:37:12 |
Hey, back off Miss Bulimia. |
| 00:37:18 |
Hey Screech. |
| 00:37:20 |
You know the buzz is |
| 00:37:22 |
Why? |
| 00:37:23 |
She says you're too bry. |
| 00:37:26 |
Me? |
| 00:37:28 |
See I get you. |
| 00:37:29 |
But Brianna, she doesn't like anyone |
| 00:37:31 |
unless they make a big old |
| 00:37:35 |
Rosie really wishes you'd, you know, |
| 00:37:39 |
She hasn't said anything. |
| 00:37:40 |
Well she can't exactly say |
| 00:37:42 |
Not after that stupid sexual |
| 00:37:55 |
Hey man, don't bogart all that doobage. |
| 00:37:57 |
It's not pot. |
| 00:37:59 |
- De je ton. |
| 00:38:01 |
Oh je do de ton on. |
| 00:38:06 |
(Babbling in fake French) |
| 00:38:13 |
...A white Zinfandel... |
| 00:38:16 |
What is... |
| 00:38:19 |
What's this? |
| 00:38:21 |
The way those two keep running off |
| 00:38:22 |
the AD's thought it'd be |
| 00:38:29 |
- Sounds like Adam likes Bree. |
| 00:38:33 |
I am so sick of reading about Meisha, |
| 00:38:37 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:38:39 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:40 |
Soon the whole yum girl faze is |
| 00:38:43 |
I mean I was a teenage girl |
| 00:38:46 |
- Bree, |
| 00:38:47 |
we're jumping ahead |
| 00:38:48 |
Oh oh, I get to wear my pretty bikini. |
| 00:38:55 |
Did I ever tell you you have |
| 00:38:58 |
Oh. |
| 00:39:00 |
I hope you plan to take advantage of it. |
| 00:39:02 |
I gotta go. |
| 00:39:04 |
I can't let you go. |
| 00:39:06 |
No, but I must. |
| 00:39:08 |
But I can't do it! |
| 00:39:09 |
But you have to go. |
| 00:39:10 |
You have to... |
| 00:39:14 |
Your work is bigger than the both of us. |
| 00:39:15 |
After all the prom episode |
| 00:39:18 |
I gotta go. |
| 00:39:19 |
- All right. |
| 00:39:21 |
- OK. |
| 00:39:22 |
Really? |
| 00:39:24 |
Take mine. |
| 00:39:28 |
I'll bring it back before you leave. |
| 00:39:31 |
OK. |
| 00:39:33 |
You go girl. |
| 00:39:37 |
You're suspicious, you're giggle, |
| 00:39:41 |
What an emotional |
| 00:39:44 |
Roller coasters are fun. |
| 00:39:45 |
For teenagers. |
| 00:39:46 |
- Exhilarating. |
| 00:39:51 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:39:53 |
- Just looking at the stage. |
| 00:39:58 |
Hum, OK. |
| 00:40:04 |
Go find out who they are. |
| 00:40:06 |
If A equals B. And B equals C plus ten. |
| 00:40:10 |
Then C is to A... |
| 00:40:12 |
Ok if I had my first writing job on |
| 00:40:14 |
"Family Matters" in 1986 |
| 00:40:19 |
Oh by God! |
| 00:40:20 |
1977!? Then Urkel is to him |
| 00:40:26 |
And the dark myth Madonna is to me, |
| 00:40:29 |
And if I mention something from |
| 00:40:32 |
I feel about it as before I was born. |
| 00:40:38 |
- Ma? |
| 00:40:40 |
How do you make a |
| 00:40:43 |
Take away it's Prozac and put it |
| 00:40:53 |
- Ow! Ow! |
| 00:40:55 |
Stop. stop. |
| 00:41:00 |
- This isn't going to work. |
| 00:41:02 |
- Let's get in the back seat. |
| 00:41:08 |
You and me. |
| 00:41:10 |
Wow, what'd I do? |
| 00:41:11 |
Oh no, nothing... |
| 00:41:15 |
You're wonderful. |
| 00:41:18 |
- We had fun, Friday? |
| 00:41:22 |
Then why? |
| 00:41:25 |
I... Remember when we had |
| 00:41:28 |
I keep thinking about how... |
| 00:41:32 |
young... |
| 00:41:35 |
I'm planning on getting older. |
| 00:41:36 |
Yeah well, |
| 00:41:39 |
That just means dumber. |
| 00:41:42 |
Come on. |
| 00:41:49 |
You just think I'm a dumb kid. |
| 00:41:52 |
No. |
| 00:41:56 |
You're the one who's young. |
| 00:42:00 |
In what? |
| 00:42:01 |
In everything. |
| 00:42:03 |
Oh yeah? |
| 00:42:04 |
Who's funnier, Tom |
| 00:42:08 |
Well that's a freak example. |
| 00:42:11 |
You know in our society |
| 00:42:15 |
Tall outranks short. |
| 00:42:20 |
I just... |
| 00:42:22 |
If we got involved... |
| 00:42:25 |
someone's going to get hurt. |
| 00:42:29 |
Because I'm older... |
| 00:42:32 |
I have to be the responsible one. |
| 00:42:42 |
But we could still be friends. |
| 00:42:49 |
- We can still be friends can't we? |
| 00:42:56 |
Matthew Perry has no sense of humor. |
| 00:42:59 |
Ok, this one. |
| 00:43:07 |
Hello |
| 00:43:08 |
(Together) |
| 00:43:10 |
No it's much slower. |
| 00:43:12 |
Ehhhhh. |
| 00:43:13 |
(Together) |
| 00:43:20 |
You are so grounded. |
| 00:43:22 |
Hello! |
| 00:43:27 |
What are you guys up to? |
| 00:43:28 |
Nothing. |
| 00:43:30 |
How come you're home so early? |
| 00:43:32 |
I decided we shouldn't go out anymore. |
| 00:43:34 |
Why? I like him. |
| 00:43:37 |
I'm trying to be mature. |
| 00:43:38 |
That's not really your style. |
| 00:43:40 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:43:42 |
At what age do you |
| 00:43:44 |
Don't be an idiot. |
| 00:43:46 |
What? Old people don't go out on dates. |
| 00:43:48 |
Good night. |
| 00:43:50 |
(Together) |
| 00:43:53 |
- Quit it. |
| 00:44:01 |
Where's Rosie? |
| 00:44:02 |
She's at the gynecologist. |
| 00:44:04 |
- When's she going to be back? |
| 00:44:06 |
They have to hack |
| 00:44:10 |
She told me to pick something |
| 00:44:13 |
Sure. |
| 00:44:13 |
That 45 year old would love to lock me |
| 00:44:17 |
And yet you manage to show up every day. |
| 00:44:20 |
For you. |
| 00:44:24 |
What's an "R"? |
| 00:44:25 |
Its what you get when |
| 00:44:29 |
- She wrote these? |
| 00:44:31 |
You got three more episodes. |
| 00:44:35 |
Since you're going to be around awhile, |
| 00:44:36 |
why don't you and I, you know, |
| 00:44:41 |
So what are you saying |
| 00:44:43 |
No |
| 00:44:45 |
They can be prom phones. |
| 00:44:47 |
- Hey! |
| 00:44:50 |
Oh, I see you got the new episodes. |
| 00:44:53 |
Yep, and ah... |
| 00:44:55 |
- I got some good news for you. |
| 00:44:57 |
I've been doing allot of soul |
| 00:45:02 |
I'm gonna to give you |
| 00:45:05 |
Pretty sly Stallone. |
| 00:45:08 |
I think you're good for the show. |
| 00:45:10 |
You think that's what |
| 00:45:12 |
your subconscious is finding |
| 00:45:14 |
I'm surprised some ivy league psyche |
| 00:45:18 |
Art with out love is nothing. |
| 00:45:21 |
Oh. |
| 00:45:22 |
I don't think Niche watch "You Go Girl". |
| 00:45:26 |
He could have TiVoed it. |
| 00:45:29 |
Could of. |
| 00:45:33 |
(Indistinct) |
| 00:46:42 |
(Oinking) |
| 00:46:54 |
Adam likes you allot. |
| 00:46:56 |
Yeah, why do you think that? |
| 00:46:58 |
He make you a music mix. |
| 00:47:02 |
That's how boys tell |
| 00:47:04 |
That is so adolescent. |
| 00:47:06 |
Just listen to it. |
| 00:47:27 |
Hey |
| 00:47:29 |
- Uh? |
| 00:47:31 |
Ah it's at another party I'm going to. |
| 00:47:35 |
You know that, uh, Rosie wanted to cut |
| 00:47:40 |
Thanks. |
| 00:47:42 |
Hey we're here! |
| 00:47:47 |
See. |
| 00:47:51 |
- I don't see it. |
| 00:47:53 |
Yeah, you can totally be his nephew. |
| 00:47:55 |
Nephew? |
| 00:47:56 |
- How old are you? |
| 00:47:59 |
Well how old do you think I am? |
| 00:48:00 |
49? |
| 00:48:02 |
Yes. But how old do I look. |
| 00:48:05 |
- Well I'd say... |
| 00:48:10 |
- 32? |
| 00:48:14 |
- Moisturizer. |
| 00:48:23 |
No! |
| 00:48:26 |
Izzie what did I say |
| 00:48:30 |
Please don't Ma. |
| 00:48:32 |
It took us all this time to talk Dylan |
| 00:48:35 |
and then he started showing off. |
| 00:48:38 |
He was doing this to make you laugh? |
| 00:48:39 |
- I think. |
| 00:48:41 |
- Is Brianna Minx here? |
| 00:48:44 |
But she's coming? |
| 00:48:45 |
- Uh, probably. |
| 00:48:50 |
Men. |
| 00:48:53 |
Hey, don't go away. |
| 00:49:03 |
Quite everybody, |
| 00:49:05 |
Mr. Heart, can I have a bathroom pass? |
| 00:49:12 |
Wow, who found that skateboard? |
| 00:49:14 |
Yeah yeah yeah, |
| 00:49:17 |
Good job. |
| 00:49:19 |
Here's to you. |
| 00:49:37 |
- Nathan. |
| 00:49:39 |
Put it down. |
| 00:49:41 |
Fine. |
| 00:49:44 |
You didn't buy it. |
| 00:50:47 |
See you later Adam. |
| 00:50:48 |
Hey take it easy Terry. |
| 00:50:51 |
Ready to leaving? |
| 00:50:53 |
- Uh, are you? |
| 00:50:55 |
See you later. |
| 00:50:57 |
Well I was giving you a ride home. |
| 00:50:59 |
Oh that's alright I already have on. |
| 00:51:05 |
Leg rubber. |
| 00:51:07 |
The cloths on the show look great. |
| 00:51:09 |
What are you working on at the moment? |
| 00:51:11 |
Well, I'm writing that |
| 00:51:14 |
Takes place in an old age home. |
| 00:51:16 |
How can it be real if you're write it? |
| 00:51:19 |
Isn't she cute. |
| 00:51:21 |
- Cracking show. |
| 00:51:24 |
Thanks Rosie. |
| 00:51:25 |
- Thanks to come. |
| 00:51:27 |
Bree, excellent episode. |
| 00:51:30 |
- I'm concerned? |
| 00:51:31 |
I think Adam's broad humor |
| 00:51:36 |
Thinks about it. |
| 00:51:38 |
Good night. |
| 00:51:41 |
- bat boy. |
| 00:51:44 |
- Now take this off. |
| 00:51:48 |
Show some skin. |
| 00:51:50 |
- My bra straps are showing. |
| 00:51:53 |
Good luck. |
| 00:51:58 |
Here Ma. |
| 00:52:01 |
I have receipts. |
| 00:52:08 |
- Is Jeannie gone? |
| 00:52:12 |
You know what's so cool. |
| 00:52:13 |
she invited over all of her neighbors, |
| 00:52:19 |
You want something to drink? |
| 00:52:21 |
Beer. |
| 00:52:27 |
It's weird you know, |
| 00:52:29 |
Jarred lose weight eating subways |
| 00:52:32 |
and then it's you. |
| 00:52:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:43 |
- I don't want to wake up Izzie. |
| 00:52:47 |
When's she coming back? |
| 00:52:50 |
Sunday. |
| 00:52:51 |
So we're all alone then? |
| 00:52:53 |
Yep. |
| 00:52:56 |
Just you and me. |
| 00:53:01 |
Mrs. Robinson you're |
| 00:53:03 |
You would like me to seduce you? |
| 00:53:05 |
Yes! |
| 00:53:24 |
I've missed you. |
| 00:53:26 |
I've missed you too. |
| 00:53:37 |
You are so dead. |
| 00:54:09 |
Nice. Lovely. Frame. |
| 00:54:13 |
Oh yes, yes. |
| 00:54:22 |
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| 00:54:24 |
(Phone rings) |
| 00:54:26 |
That's my Mom. |
| 00:54:28 |
I'm sorry |
| 00:54:29 |
- Guess what your father did? |
| 00:55:03 |
Oh shit, I left my condoms in the car. |
| 00:55:06 |
Wait here. |
| 00:55:11 |
You know, one day frat boy here is going |
| 00:55:16 |
So? |
| 00:55:17 |
So by the time he's ready |
| 00:55:19 |
you're going to be as brittle |
| 00:55:22 |
There's more to love than having babies. |
| 00:55:24 |
- He's just using you. |
| 00:55:28 |
He already has the job. |
| 00:55:30 |
Let me in, I forgot my keys. |
| 00:55:32 |
You'd loose your head |
| 00:55:51 |
Give this to Adam would you? |
| 00:55:53 |
That's this? |
| 00:55:54 |
We collected his real phone by accident. |
| 00:55:57 |
- Tell him I'm sorry. |
| 00:56:21 |
Well we got a 7.2 rating. |
| 00:56:23 |
Yeah but "David Spade" |
| 00:56:26 |
Yes. |
| 00:56:28 |
See, even though |
| 00:56:31 |
we went up from "Candy Strippers". |
| 00:56:34 |
You understand how TV works now? |
| 00:56:36 |
Yeah yeah yeah. |
| 00:56:39 |
Would you forget about "David Spade"? |
| 00:56:43 |
They have to be happy about that. |
| 00:56:45 |
What do you love most about me? |
| 00:56:49 |
Who said I love you? |
| 00:56:51 |
Oh come on. |
| 00:56:53 |
I'm not saying that. |
| 00:56:55 |
First. |
| 00:56:56 |
- What if we tell... |
| 00:56:58 |
Weren't you on "You Go Girl" this week? |
| 00:57:00 |
You were so funny. |
| 00:57:02 |
Oh that scene where they |
| 00:57:06 |
Thank you. |
| 00:57:07 |
I mean, |
| 00:57:08 |
- It's gone so down hill. |
| 00:57:11 |
But that episode, |
| 00:57:14 |
Is that the check? |
| 00:57:16 |
I can give this you? |
| 00:57:17 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 00:57:20 |
She was great. |
| 00:57:22 |
Did you know Marty Green? |
| 00:57:25 |
Yeah I know him. |
| 00:57:26 |
He wants me to go with him |
| 00:57:28 |
A new show or... |
| 00:57:30 |
I don't now. |
| 00:57:32 |
It was so great meeting you. |
| 00:57:34 |
I hope you don't think this is too pushy |
| 00:57:39 |
Uh, also I have a reel. |
| 00:57:41 |
And I'm studying the Misner method |
| 00:57:46 |
Maybe if you can give it |
| 00:57:51 |
Well I put my number there. |
| 00:57:54 |
Thanks. |
| 00:57:57 |
He's had a little taste of fame and now |
| 00:58:02 |
He's not interested. |
| 00:58:04 |
Let me show you something. |
| 00:58:09 |
Notice the large hip to waist ratio. |
| 00:58:12 |
That's not his type. |
| 00:58:13 |
Fertility is everyone's type |
| 00:58:16 |
This butt is screaming estrogen. |
| 00:58:20 |
Not to mention her odor |
| 00:58:23 |
Now she can starve it, she can wax it, |
| 00:58:26 |
but he will pick up the signals. |
| 00:58:28 |
Signals your body isn't sending. |
| 00:58:32 |
That's how it is for animals, not us. |
| 00:58:35 |
Your hopeless! |
| 00:58:37 |
Are these any good? |
| 00:58:39 |
Well the coffee came really fast. |
| 00:58:45 |
If you send $140.00 |
| 00:58:47 |
how much is the flower per pound. |
| 00:58:50 |
You didn't even try. |
| 00:58:52 |
I mean, even if I get it right |
| 00:58:54 |
that I didn't figure it out |
| 00:58:57 |
If you eat 3 cookies |
| 00:58:59 |
and 50 calorie plum |
| 00:59:04 |
- how many in one cookie? |
| 00:59:06 |
Right. |
| 00:59:07 |
So why do they make it so hard? |
| 00:59:10 |
Did Adam call? |
| 00:59:12 |
(Phone ringing) |
| 00:59:13 |
Ma your purse is ringing. |
| 00:59:17 |
Oh that's Adam's phone. |
| 00:59:19 |
Hotshemama! |
| 00:59:21 |
Is that the new "You Go Girl" poster? |
| 00:59:25 |
No, that's Brianna |
| 00:59:29 |
Well I'm not going to help you pack, |
| 00:59:32 |
Someone just sent it to him. |
| 00:59:34 |
If this was sent to the phone |
| 00:59:37 |
message place? I mean, how did it get |
| 00:59:41 |
How did TiVo know |
| 00:59:44 |
How did they get "Baby's Got Back" |
| 00:59:47 |
I won't jump to any conclusions. |
| 00:59:50 |
Honey!? |
| 00:59:52 |
I'm home. |
| 00:59:54 |
Alone. |
| 00:59:57 |
Starring Macaulay Culkin |
| 00:59:59 |
as a boy who was inadvertently left |
| 01:00:01 |
by him self |
| 01:00:03 |
at his house |
| 01:00:05 |
when his parents go on vacat... |
| 01:00:11 |
My phone. |
| 01:00:15 |
When'd you did this? |
| 01:00:19 |
You are right he isn't cheating! |
| 01:00:21 |
How'd you tell? |
| 01:00:22 |
He's not that good an actor. |
| 01:00:28 |
Guys! |
| 01:00:32 |
Guys, can we finish this? |
| 01:00:34 |
What for? |
| 01:00:35 |
So we can make the show better. |
| 01:00:37 |
The writing's on the wall. |
| 01:00:39 |
Come on, for the shorties. |
| 01:00:41 |
OK, Trays band is blowing up and Yomena |
| 01:00:46 |
- Where's Rosencrantz and O'Reilly? |
| 01:00:49 |
They had a meeting with Marty. |
| 01:00:51 |
And they were wearing jackets. |
| 01:00:54 |
A network meeting? |
| 01:00:59 |
Oh look! |
| 01:01:00 |
I never got one of those |
| 01:01:08 |
- It's so great your doing that. |
| 01:01:11 |
Hey have you and Adam |
| 01:01:13 |
No |
| 01:01:14 |
Is this what you're wearing? |
| 01:01:16 |
- Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:01:17 |
Not even just friendly, |
| 01:01:21 |
Rosie. |
| 01:01:21 |
Hey, she's here. |
| 01:01:23 |
You sure? |
| 01:01:24 |
I may be a lot of things |
| 01:01:27 |
- Hey thank you so much for doing this. |
| 01:01:32 |
- TSA taking one. |
| 01:01:34 |
I would never ever date a smoker. |
| 01:01:38 |
- Cut. |
| 01:01:44 |
Be with you in a minute. |
| 01:01:45 |
- Cortney Love? |
| 01:01:47 |
Fay Dunaway? |
| 01:01:48 |
- Don't call us we'll call you. |
| 01:01:49 |
Hag. |
| 01:01:50 |
- Gena Davis? |
| 01:01:51 |
- Sigourney Weaver? |
| 01:01:52 |
- Kim Basinger? |
| 01:01:54 |
- Emma Thompson? |
| 01:01:55 |
- Susan Sarandon? |
| 01:01:58 |
Meg Ryan? |
| 01:01:59 |
Too much plastic surgery. |
| 01:02:00 |
Melanie Griffith? |
| 01:02:01 |
Way too much plastic surgery. |
| 01:02:03 |
- Patricia Heaton? |
| 01:02:06 |
Cher. |
| 01:02:07 |
Insurmountable amount |
| 01:02:10 |
Listen you little bird of a man where |
| 01:02:14 |
How many good songs did you sing? |
| 01:02:17 |
Could you look cute |
| 01:02:19 |
or live with Don Johnson, |
| 01:02:21 |
You're not worthy of |
| 01:02:24 |
He'll see ya now. |
| 01:02:28 |
Hey you look great. |
| 01:02:31 |
How's Lizzie? |
| 01:02:33 |
You're asking me about my kid |
| 01:02:36 |
OK, I won't BS ya. |
| 01:02:38 |
There's fewer and fewer |
| 01:02:41 |
They're expensive dinosaurs. |
| 01:02:43 |
"Two And A Half Men"? |
| 01:02:45 |
Older woman, the least desirable demo. |
| 01:02:47 |
If we want the kids we gotta |
| 01:02:50 |
That means music and cloths. |
| 01:02:53 |
You keep lowering our budget. |
| 01:02:54 |
Face it "You Go Girl" is... |
| 01:02:57 |
straight played. |
| 01:02:58 |
I'd rather tell you now |
| 01:03:02 |
So you're replacing me |
| 01:03:05 |
Actually we got a sitcom for that slot. |
| 01:03:07 |
Two hip young writers, |
| 01:03:10 |
have created a show for |
| 01:03:13 |
Oh wait you know him, |
| 01:03:17 |
It's called "The Shizzle". |
| 01:03:19 |
"The Shizzle"? |
| 01:03:21 |
"The Shizzle". |
| 01:03:25 |
No, it doesn't, |
| 01:03:27 |
I can't say anything and you |
| 01:03:31 |
How do you like that? |
| 01:03:33 |
Good luck. |
| 01:03:35 |
Thanks for your support. |
| 01:03:42 |
Rosie! |
| 01:03:43 |
Hey Henry! |
| 01:03:46 |
See? You should have been Pinkey. |
| 01:03:48 |
Congratulations on your show. |
| 01:03:50 |
- Thank you. We're having a great time. |
| 01:03:52 |
Oh yeah, talking about your kid... |
| 01:03:54 |
I think she got hold of your phone book. |
| 01:03:58 |
- You know. |
| 01:03:59 |
Yeah and, now listen, I don't mind. |
| 01:04:01 |
But if she calls an executive |
| 01:04:03 |
Oh my god. I am so sorry. |
| 01:04:06 |
Believe me I understand. My kids still |
| 01:04:09 |
- I'm glad to see ya. |
| 01:04:12 |
- You look great. |
| 01:04:16 |
(Both) - I'm sorry. |
| 01:04:19 |
What were you thinking? |
| 01:04:20 |
Nothing. |
| 01:04:21 |
Was it just Henry Winkler? |
| 01:04:24 |
- Jerry Stiller. |
| 01:04:26 |
Who else? |
| 01:04:27 |
Andy Dick, Justine Bateman, |
| 01:04:32 |
- David Hyde Pierce |
| 01:04:35 |
- Johnny Knoxville |
| 01:04:37 |
Mel, I think you should go home now. |
| 01:04:39 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:04:44 |
This makes me look like such an idiot. |
| 01:04:48 |
If you have someones home number |
| 01:04:49 |
it's because they trust you |
| 01:04:53 |
Now I look totally unprofessional. |
| 01:04:55 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:04:56 |
What am I going to do with you? |
| 01:04:58 |
You could punish to me. |
| 01:04:59 |
Like I could write an |
| 01:05:02 |
and not use the phone for a week. |
| 01:05:06 |
A month. |
| 01:05:08 |
That's excessive. |
| 01:05:10 |
OK. |
| 01:05:12 |
What's going on all of a sudden? |
| 01:05:17 |
Mom, you're globalizing. |
| 01:05:52 |
(Both) Weird subjects in this night, |
| 01:05:56 |
Why is it so dark in here? |
| 01:05:59 |
What are you guys doing? |
| 01:06:01 |
- Putting a spell on Dylan. |
| 01:06:03 |
That's so sad. |
| 01:06:05 |
Don't worry Ma, we're not Satan |
| 01:06:09 |
- We're black mini-skirt witches. |
| 01:06:12 |
It's just lousy that |
| 01:06:14 |
can feel in control is |
| 01:06:19 |
How do you do this anyway? |
| 01:06:21 |
If you want to sell in your true love |
| 01:06:23 |
you grind coriander seeds |
| 01:06:24 |
while you chant to light |
| 01:06:28 |
Love oil? |
| 01:06:29 |
You used canola instead. |
| 01:06:31 |
I am hungry. |
| 01:06:32 |
Let's get some Coco Crispies |
| 01:06:35 |
You the letters right? |
| 01:06:42 |
Come together. |
| 01:06:51 |
Were have you been? I've been calling, |
| 01:06:54 |
I'm dying to tell you something. |
| 01:06:57 |
- Marty? |
| 01:07:00 |
What, cause he didn't want me |
| 01:07:04 |
I don't know. |
| 01:07:05 |
Unbelievable. |
| 01:07:06 |
Hey listen... |
| 01:07:09 |
Listen, they want me to |
| 01:07:12 |
Ok, well what's that got to do |
| 01:07:15 |
That's it. |
| 01:07:17 |
What about Brianna? |
| 01:07:18 |
What about her? |
| 01:07:20 |
Don't make me look like an idiot. |
| 01:07:23 |
If you guys are |
| 01:07:26 |
Don't hang around and pretend |
| 01:07:28 |
What? |
| 01:07:34 |
This came in mail. |
| 01:07:38 |
Well this is craz... |
| 01:07:40 |
It is what I thought. |
| 01:07:41 |
Someone must be screwing with |
| 01:07:44 |
But is the department of motor |
| 01:07:46 |
And is the sound department |
| 01:07:49 |
when I heard you hitting on Brianna? |
| 01:07:51 |
Hitting on Brianna! |
| 01:07:53 |
- You were flirting with her. |
| 01:07:56 |
Why would I do that? |
| 01:07:58 |
Because you said that she needs |
| 01:08:01 |
I never said that. |
| 01:08:02 |
That's not what I heard. |
| 01:08:03 |
I knew this would happen. |
| 01:08:04 |
You're a big shot. |
| 01:08:05 |
So you want to to get |
| 01:08:08 |
that didn't appreciate |
| 01:08:09 |
- so |
| 01:08:10 |
you have to get all the |
| 01:08:13 |
I don't want cute young girls! |
| 01:08:17 |
- You know what I mean. |
| 01:08:18 |
I am too old for these |
| 01:08:21 |
You're the one that's acting adolescent. |
| 01:08:22 |
- I'm upset not acting adolescent. |
| 01:08:25 |
Oh God, please tell me |
| 01:08:28 |
Yes. But there just cut really high. |
| 01:08:30 |
Dude besides I've got good legs |
| 01:08:34 |
Yeah well, |
| 01:08:36 |
- "There's Nathan, what an ass." |
| 01:08:39 |
- He was just leaving. |
| 01:08:41 |
Get out! |
| 01:08:44 |
You can tell when she's really angry, |
| 01:08:48 |
Yeah. |
| 01:08:48 |
Look I'll admit that |
| 01:08:50 |
And I've never even been |
| 01:08:52 |
But if you don't believe me |
| 01:08:54 |
Exactly! |
| 01:08:56 |
- What has this got to do with you? |
| 01:09:00 |
This is the first guy you've dated in 10 |
| 01:09:03 |
And I do not want you making the same |
| 01:09:07 |
I am trying to be Bruce Willisy. |
| 01:09:11 |
Which is great because |
| 01:09:14 |
Which in turn would make her Deme. |
| 01:09:17 |
Yeah or Demi or Dem... no I think Dem... |
| 01:09:21 |
- Yeah the thing is Demi. Well um... |
| 01:09:23 |
Yeah she's very nice. |
| 01:09:25 |
- I don't think she cares if she's a Deme |
| 01:09:29 |
I am not Demi! You are not Aston! |
| 01:09:33 |
are defiantly not Bruce Willis! |
| 01:09:35 |
- See how high it gets? |
| 01:09:36 |
After my bachelor party |
| 01:09:39 |
I believe it. |
| 01:09:40 |
Look, this is crazy all right, I'll.... |
| 01:09:43 |
Get out! |
| 01:09:44 |
Go! |
| 01:09:46 |
I'm g... |
| 01:09:47 |
we're not done here. |
| 01:09:50 |
- Hey... |
| 01:09:52 |
You were going to throw it anyway. |
| 01:09:54 |
- Fine. |
| 01:09:57 |
Izzie! |
| 01:09:59 |
No boyfriend, |
| 01:10:02 |
Just a lonely spinster with a kid. |
| 01:10:06 |
I'm watching, just a minute. |
| 01:10:08 |
You know this makes allot of sense, |
| 01:10:10 |
Mrs. Robinson is |
| 01:10:13 |
She gives this kid |
| 01:10:16 |
asks for nothing in return, |
| 01:10:18 |
he, pulls a Soon-Ye, dumps her, |
| 01:10:21 |
and she's supposed to be the monster. |
| 01:10:25 |
Could you not get crumbs all over? |
| 01:10:29 |
Why? It's not as if anybody |
| 01:10:49 |
What's wrong? |
| 01:10:50 |
Why does something have to be wrong? |
| 01:10:53 |
OK. |
| 01:10:58 |
Katy is such a bitch! |
| 01:11:01 |
She's standing by the snack |
| 01:11:03 |
"I think I'll go out with Dylan". |
| 01:11:05 |
And she knows I love him |
| 01:11:09 |
So Melanie says "You |
| 01:11:11 |
And she goes: |
| 01:11:12 |
"Yeah, well just because Izzie likes |
| 01:11:15 |
Can you believe her? |
| 01:11:17 |
She doesn't even like him. |
| 01:11:20 |
What's jocking? |
| 01:11:22 |
Copying, and don't put it in your show. |
| 01:11:25 |
Did you tell Katy how you feel? |
| 01:11:27 |
No. |
| 01:11:29 |
Can I change my name to Drew? |
| 01:11:32 |
What's wrong with Izzie? |
| 01:11:33 |
Nothing. |
| 01:11:42 |
I hate this place. |
| 01:11:45 |
You can't keep wearing |
| 01:11:48 |
Why don't we just buy them? |
| 01:11:49 |
I don't feel like driving back and forth |
| 01:11:55 |
I look like a cow. |
| 01:11:57 |
Does the waist fit? |
| 01:11:59 |
- Their humongous. |
| 01:12:03 |
They don't fit. |
| 01:12:09 |
- Their too small for me. |
| 01:12:11 |
- They won't close. |
| 01:12:13 |
- Well what's the length? |
| 01:12:16 |
I'm to fat! |
| 01:12:17 |
My belly is gigantic! |
| 01:12:20 |
You've got a flat stomach |
| 01:12:23 |
No honey, no, my face this falling down. |
| 01:12:28 |
I'm hurdling toward Cloris Leachman. |
| 01:12:31 |
You're young. |
| 01:12:35 |
Izzie you're beautiful. |
| 01:12:38 |
I'm not beautiful! |
| 01:12:41 |
I'm an ugly pig! |
| 01:12:48 |
Oooh, waggle string. |
| 01:12:50 |
Can I have these? |
| 01:12:53 |
Yeah. |
| 01:12:55 |
Bet Adam sent them. |
| 01:13:00 |
All right, what's the dealeo? |
| 01:13:04 |
This is shit. |
| 01:13:05 |
Look, you told me you'd get |
| 01:13:08 |
But you didn't get me Rosie. |
| 01:13:09 |
That's a whole extra producer. |
| 01:13:11 |
When I took this job you promised |
| 01:13:15 |
You've got those two writers. |
| 01:13:16 |
Yeah, but that's not the group. |
| 01:13:18 |
That's like giving me the News |
| 01:13:21 |
Look kid you are blowing |
| 01:13:24 |
You going to give up you're big shot |
| 01:13:27 |
Is that how you want to roll? |
| 01:13:29 |
As a matter of fact Sinatra, |
| 01:13:33 |
I'll be back when you get her. |
| 01:13:35 |
Hey Dawson, |
| 01:13:37 |
let me give you some advice. |
| 01:13:38 |
You're going to want to |
| 01:13:41 |
Otherwise you're never |
| 01:13:43 |
I don't need to be a real man. |
| 01:13:48 |
Ma?! |
| 01:13:51 |
Hey, |
| 01:13:52 |
don't you want to make |
| 01:13:55 |
Like you would ever eat such a thing. |
| 01:13:57 |
Just have you're Lucky Charms. |
| 01:14:16 |
Hello. |
| 01:14:17 |
Hey, that's quite a |
| 01:14:21 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:14:23 |
That Adam kid. |
| 01:14:26 |
doesn't take direction. They tell me |
| 01:14:30 |
So I'm thinking, maybe |
| 01:14:33 |
and be supervising |
| 01:14:36 |
I'm thinking... |
| 01:14:39 |
You're thinking maybe not? |
| 01:14:42 |
Maybe not?! |
| 01:14:43 |
Well I'm thinking shit! |
| 01:14:55 |
Strutting bucks walk shoulder |
| 01:15:00 |
While the females wait to attach |
| 01:15:03 |
Bucks lock antlers in mortal combat. |
| 01:15:07 |
Whoever is victorious will intrigante |
| 01:15:11 |
The challenger leaves in humiliation |
| 01:15:14 |
So that's how it is. |
| 01:15:16 |
Most powerful male gets |
| 01:15:19 |
That's right. |
| 01:15:21 |
Well what if there's a |
| 01:15:24 |
or a female that shows |
| 01:15:27 |
- Useless |
| 01:15:28 |
Look, there's an order |
| 01:15:32 |
Why can't we change things? |
| 01:15:33 |
Haven't you self centered pet cloning |
| 01:15:38 |
It's not natural. |
| 01:15:39 |
What's so great about natural? |
| 01:15:41 |
- What? |
| 01:15:42 |
Tobacco's natural. |
| 01:15:43 |
Prozac's unnatural. |
| 01:15:46 |
Television's unnatural. |
| 01:15:48 |
Natural sucks. |
| 01:15:50 |
She can't seem to stay on task. |
| 01:15:52 |
Her homework is tardy. |
| 01:15:56 |
Also, there's far too much |
| 01:16:00 |
Now, I know you're a working woman. |
| 01:16:02 |
But I was hoping for |
| 01:16:06 |
Well the thing is... |
| 01:16:08 |
Izzie just got her period. |
| 01:16:10 |
And she's had really |
| 01:16:13 |
Believe me I'm well aware of puberty. |
| 01:16:16 |
Well, |
| 01:16:20 |
can very up to 20 points at |
| 01:16:23 |
And not to mention the fact |
| 01:16:26 |
start giving lower grades |
| 01:16:29 |
That's preposterous! |
| 01:16:32 |
You tell me. |
| 01:16:33 |
Why did she get this and this and this |
| 01:16:36 |
and these three questions |
| 01:16:41 |
Because she didn't |
| 01:16:44 |
But she got it right. |
| 01:16:45 |
The standardized tests require |
| 01:16:49 |
But her mind works a different way. |
| 01:16:51 |
Well my job is to get the students |
| 01:16:57 |
Wouldn't it be better to encourage girls |
| 01:17:01 |
instead of tricking them into |
| 01:17:04 |
I've got an idea, |
| 01:17:05 |
why don't you teach her |
| 01:17:08 |
and let me teach her to |
| 01:17:10 |
I've got a better idea. |
| 01:17:12 |
Why don't you take the standardized |
| 01:17:17 |
Well at least I see where |
| 01:17:21 |
Honey. |
| 01:17:23 |
You're the best Mom ever. |
| 01:17:26 |
Let's get out of here. |
| 01:17:29 |
Young girl, wants to be a big name. |
| 01:17:33 |
In movies they must all be the same. |
| 01:17:38 |
She won't need to sing or to act. |
| 01:17:43 |
Just loose all of her body fat. |
| 01:17:48 |
And isn't it moronic. |
| 01:17:50 |
Don't you think? |
| 01:17:52 |
It's insane! |
| 01:17:54 |
Izz, when ever you sing that part |
| 01:17:58 |
Oh yeah, that's the screaming part |
| 01:18:01 |
How come? |
| 01:18:03 |
Because everyone will be at the show, |
| 01:18:07 |
So? |
| 01:18:07 |
Sometimes I hit the not |
| 01:18:10 |
But sometimes I don't and I just... |
| 01:18:12 |
I don't want to take chances. |
| 01:18:14 |
It doesn't matter if you |
| 01:18:17 |
As long as you just go for it. |
| 01:18:19 |
Dive in! |
| 01:18:21 |
As long as you give it all you've got. |
| 01:18:23 |
No ones going to care if it's on the... |
| 01:18:26 |
Da the uh... |
| 01:18:29 |
- Key? |
| 01:18:31 |
And don't try to be safe. |
| 01:18:33 |
It's insane. |
| 01:18:36 |
That they lose so much weight. |
| 01:18:38 |
It's young and cold, |
| 01:18:43 |
It's a common thing |
| 01:18:46 |
barfing up a cake. |
| 01:18:49 |
They think they're all two |
| 01:18:51 |
stick figures. |
| 01:18:54 |
Sounds great! |
| 01:18:56 |
Action. |
| 01:18:58 |
Quiet! |
| 01:19:00 |
"Dear Rosie, I'm sorry I didn't have |
| 01:19:04 |
"but I got a job on "The Shizzle", |
| 01:19:09 |
Hello. |
| 01:19:10 |
They've offered you a really nice bump. |
| 01:19:12 |
I uh... |
| 01:19:13 |
I just don't want to do it Stove. |
| 01:19:15 |
You want me to tell them that |
| 01:19:16 |
and then we'll see what |
| 01:19:21 |
They've called about 4 or 500 times. |
| 01:19:25 |
What're you going to do Hickum? |
| 01:19:27 |
I'll never be God. |
| 01:19:30 |
Whenever some chess club |
| 01:19:33 |
I'll be there. |
| 01:19:35 |
Whenever somebody's flossin' about |
| 01:19:38 |
I'll be there. |
| 01:19:40 |
And when ever Melvins band together |
| 01:19:44 |
I'll be there. |
| 01:19:51 |
Ok, we can't use whoopass so lets |
| 01:19:56 |
Can I see the dailies |
| 01:20:02 |
Don't bite my stuff. |
| 01:20:03 |
Oh wait, sorry, sorry. |
| 01:20:07 |
Action! |
| 01:20:10 |
When we called Pink. |
| 01:20:12 |
You know what if this were 1990 |
| 01:20:15 |
But since it's not, my |
| 01:20:33 |
You said that Brianna needs |
| 01:20:36 |
I never said that. |
| 01:20:38 |
And Jan is in love with him. |
| 01:20:42 |
Past what? |
| 01:20:44 |
You know, past aggressive. |
| 01:20:46 |
People who act all friendly |
| 01:20:51 |
Look what I made Brianna. |
| 01:20:53 |
It's hilarious. |
| 01:21:13 |
Hey come in. |
| 01:21:15 |
So, what is the hold |
| 01:21:19 |
I believed in him and he knows it. |
| 01:21:22 |
Oh yeah. |
| 01:21:25 |
You're such a putz. |
| 01:21:27 |
But if you want me to consider your |
| 01:21:30 |
Anything. |
| 01:21:31 |
Get rid of Jeannie, my old secretary. |
| 01:21:33 |
That's gonna be kind of tough. |
| 01:21:35 |
- Why? |
| 01:21:38 |
When did you start |
| 01:21:40 |
You fired everyone you ever slept with. |
| 01:21:43 |
It's me or her. |
| 01:21:45 |
OK. |
| 01:21:46 |
What? |
| 01:21:47 |
Listen zippo, you even think |
| 01:21:50 |
Ow sweetie... |
| 01:21:51 |
Go ahead |
| 01:21:52 |
and I'll show her your |
| 01:21:55 |
and tell her what a little liar you are. |
| 01:21:56 |
You dried out old bitch! |
| 01:21:59 |
Why don't you hasbeens |
| 01:22:03 |
Since when did screwing producers and |
| 01:22:07 |
- Wow, look ladies... |
| 01:22:09 |
Where am I gonna work? |
| 01:22:11 |
I'm sure you could get your old |
| 01:22:18 |
There there there. |
| 01:22:26 |
Oh! |
| 01:22:30 |
She hit me. |
| 01:22:34 |
We'll talk. |
| 01:22:42 |
Wow that was fun. |
| 01:22:44 |
Listen parents, the talent show's |
| 01:22:50 |
I always knew Jeannie was a psycho. |
| 01:22:54 |
She must of really liked me. |
| 01:22:56 |
Ah, how can you blame her, |
| 01:22:58 |
Poor thing. |
| 01:23:04 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:23:05 |
I was an immature baby. |
| 01:23:09 |
Well... |
| 01:23:11 |
It's to be expected at your age. |
| 01:23:13 |
No, I should have trusted you. |
| 01:23:15 |
I just got so paranoid you'd leave me. |
| 01:23:19 |
I'm not that superficial, |
| 01:23:21 |
- You don't? |
| 01:23:27 |
Oh nice! |
| 01:23:30 |
What's that? |
| 01:23:37 |
Ladies and gentlemen our PTA chairman |
| 01:23:41 |
Welcome to another school spring fling. |
| 01:23:43 |
You know spring is a time of renewal |
| 01:23:46 |
and that's why we're so delighted |
| 01:23:49 |
with you're second and third wives. |
| 01:23:52 |
Everybody's a comedian. |
| 01:23:54 |
Uh, So with out further adieu |
| 01:24:02 |
Everyone, I'm Dylan and I'm an alcoholic. |
| 01:24:06 |
And then school I'd |
| 01:24:08 |
You know 'em, you love 'em, |
| 01:24:10 |
Melanie, Jane and Izzie! |
| 01:24:16 |
Go Izzie! |
| 01:24:18 |
So hot, must be 98. |
| 01:24:22 |
September, that's not so great. |
| 01:24:26 |
Where the north pole is turning slush. |
| 01:24:30 |
On my TV there's President Bush. |
| 01:24:34 |
And isn't he moronic? |
| 01:24:38 |
Incredibly moronic. |
| 01:24:41 |
And yet you really do think. |
| 01:24:43 |
He's a pain, |
| 01:24:48 |
He saps them all, |
| 01:24:52 |
How can it be, |
| 01:24:58 |
I just don't see how it figures. |
| 01:25:02 |
The pop star, |
| 01:25:07 |
To this whole world, |
| 01:25:12 |
Mother says to son, |
| 01:25:17 |
Neverland ranch will be lots of fun. |
| 01:25:21 |
Isn't it moronic, |
| 01:25:23 |
That's my daughter. |
| 01:25:24 |
don't you think? |
| 01:25:25 |
That's my daughter. |
| 01:25:26 |
Technically moronic. |
| 01:25:30 |
It's all lame, |
| 01:25:35 |
Too big is small, |
| 01:25:40 |
He won't like them when they're bigger. |
| 01:26:04 |
Wasn't that the best?! |
| 01:26:05 |
Oh, what a voice! |
| 01:26:07 |
What a voice! |
| 01:26:08 |
- You hurt your face. |
| 01:26:11 |
I got a chin implant. |
| 01:26:13 |
Yeah, they say if you extend your chin |
| 01:26:16 |
- Oh cool. |
| 01:26:23 |
- I'm going to go congratulate her. |
| 01:26:26 |
See whats going on? |
| 01:26:28 |
Hey, Izzie. |
| 01:26:32 |
Ok |
| 01:26:33 |
See ya. |
| 01:26:36 |
How did you knew that |
| 01:26:38 |
I'm a Mom. |
| 01:26:50 |
Don't get too excited about him. |
| 01:26:52 |
Now what's your problem? |
| 01:26:54 |
Remember the "This will never |
| 01:26:57 |
Well eventually you'll hit |
| 01:27:01 |
So it might not last. |
| 01:27:03 |
Besides, |
| 01:27:09 |
I liked your song. |
| 01:27:11 |
You did? |
| 01:27:12 |
Uh huh. |
| 01:27:14 |
I liked when you said |
| 01:27:18 |
Do you like video games? |
| 01:27:21 |
Sure. |
| 01:27:22 |
Do you ever play apes escape? |
| 01:27:28 |
No but, maybe you could teach me. |
| 01:27:52 |
Oh my God! |
| 01:27:55 |
Nothing that could ever happen to me, |
| 01:27:58 |
comes close to how happy I am to |
| 01:28:03 |
Hello? |
| 01:28:04 |
Who do you think set it up this way? |
| 01:28:07 |
So your body rots. |
| 01:28:12 |
Look who you're making room for. |
| 01:28:15 |
Well, when you put it like that... |
| 01:28:18 |
This is good. |
| 01:28:19 |
Now you can settle down |
| 01:28:22 |
What's that supposed to mean? |
| 01:28:26 |
That sounds about right. |
| 01:28:27 |
Nope, I don't want to do that. |
| 01:28:30 |
I want to scream at rock concerts, |
| 01:28:33 |
And I want to wear miniskirts. |
| 01:28:35 |
You're going to look ridiculous. |
| 01:28:37 |
Yeah. |
| 01:28:40 |
it starts to look normal. |
