I Hate Valentine s Day

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00:00:10 What's with this guy?
00:00:14 You see me here?
00:00:35 Hey, I like your short skirt.
00:00:37 I like your buns.
00:00:44 Genevieve, I'm on Date Four
00:00:47 - Water-taxi tour of the bridges.
00:00:53 - How you doing, Genevieve?
00:01:42 Valentine's Day.
00:01:46 I'm telling you,
00:01:49 You know what? Valentine's Day
00:01:52 I love Valentine's Day.
00:01:54 Yeah? Well, I don't know
00:01:58 It sucks!
00:02:00 - Hi, crazy.
00:02:14 - Oops.
00:02:16 - Good morning.
00:02:18 Let's see.
00:02:20 - They've gone G.I. Joe.
00:02:29 Very Madonna.
00:02:31 - Swears?
00:02:33 The second time,
00:02:43 Yes, well, Madonna post-tour
00:02:45 Yeah, long tour.
00:02:48 Hey, my eyebrows grow back fast.
00:02:50 Pluck the hair
00:02:51 - Oops.
00:02:55 Good morning.
00:02:57 - Tim! Tim, delivered.
00:03:02 Well, Tim, that shirt...
00:03:05 Iooks a lot less wrinkled
00:03:08 Is it, I dare say, ironed?
00:03:10 - Are you trying to impress someone?
00:03:13 Let's see if you can turn me.
00:03:19 I can't!
00:03:22 Give me that.
00:03:23 I take that.
00:03:25 - What would you do without them?
00:03:27 - Oops.
00:03:29 Lose my mind.
00:03:32 Lexy and Dominique
00:03:34 Now I think Annie is getting it.
00:03:37 - 'Cause she's sick?
00:03:40 You know, I've gotta do something for
00:03:44 I'll wrap up a dozen roses
00:03:47 Is that enough?
00:03:48 Yeah. All women want to know is that
00:03:51 How many men are gonna
00:03:53 They wait till the last moment
00:03:55 then they're on their way home
00:03:57 and they're panicking
00:03:59 saying, "Do you have any chocolates
00:04:01 Yeah, my wife's gonna love my gut
00:04:04 Yes.
00:04:06 Less vitamins, okay?
00:04:08 Are my eyebrows holding up?
00:04:09 Hey, will you do mine? I have date
00:04:13 - New guy!
00:04:20 What happened to the other guy?
00:04:22 - Five dates.
00:04:24 - Ends it before the guy can.
00:04:27 - That's a country song.
00:04:30 Hi. Guess what?
00:04:32 It is not wrong that I want every day
00:04:36 - No!
00:04:39 - For Annie.
00:04:41 All right, you guys.
00:04:43 Dress up again for us tomorrow.
00:04:45 - Yeah, maybe I'll wear deodorant.
00:04:48 Have a nice day.
00:04:50 Okay, we've got to reorganize this
00:04:54 move this over here.
00:05:13 Uh-uh, I call shotgun.
00:05:17 I'm Genevieve.
00:05:22 Hi.
00:05:23 I saw you at the old pizza place.
00:05:24 What? You're not thinking
00:05:27 It's been a ribs place
00:05:29 and everybody goes bankrupt.
00:05:30 That place is cursed.
00:05:32 I just bought it.
00:05:34 - Congratulations!
00:05:36 - That's amazing!
00:05:37 Yeah, I'm reopening it
00:05:39 What's it called?
00:05:41 Get on Tapas.
00:05:47 Get on Tapas. Get it?
00:05:53 Are you Spanish?
00:05:55 No.
00:05:56 Why are you opening
00:05:58 Well, I saw this graph of recent
00:06:02 and statistically, I was right
00:06:05 Felt a little cookie-cuttered, had
00:06:10 - That's nuts.
00:06:13 I'm here to get some flowers
00:06:17 Your girlfriend.
00:06:18 Excellent.
00:06:21 - Very romantic.
00:06:24 Good, good.
00:06:26 I'll be honest, I'm kind of
00:06:30 I grew up in Atlanta
00:06:33 if a date turned into the morning after
00:06:37 But I don't know
00:06:40 or if it's just somebody
00:06:42 - Well, how long has it been?
00:06:45 Sounds like a girlfriend to me.
00:06:48 Okay.
00:06:53 These are for friendship.
00:06:55 Now for Valentine's Day...
00:07:00 these are for girlfriends.
00:07:02 I did not know that.
00:07:04 So, do you know
00:07:08 No. She's a flight attendant and
00:07:12 You know what would be romantic?
00:07:16 and then you leave these
00:07:27 That's a great idea.
00:07:31 - Thank you.
00:07:38 Happy Valentine's Day.
00:07:41 Happy Valentine's Day.
00:07:50 - Why'd you say that, Genevieve?
00:07:51 - That poor guy.
00:07:54 She's got three boyfriends.
00:07:56 Guys like that
00:07:58 - How'd you get in?
00:08:00 He's the type of guy who doesn't know
00:08:03 and goes and gives a woman his heart
00:08:06 Over and over and over again.
00:08:17 No Dijon! You'll take
00:08:20 - Okay.
00:08:23 - Lf mud fell on it.
00:08:26 Wouldn't the mud be
00:08:28 Right, it's soap!
00:08:32 What, like, in Latin?
00:08:34 Thanks, Mom,
00:08:36 Can you make beef stroganoff
00:08:38 Yes. You can definitely
00:08:42 - With Egg Beaters?
00:08:44 - It'll be too sticky.
00:08:47 Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.
00:08:48 - Yeah, bye.
00:08:50 Hey, get your meat paws
00:08:53 All right, everyone.
00:08:55 What are the plans for
00:08:58 It's too much pressure.
00:08:59 My skull is gonna cave in.
00:09:02 All right, it's the celebration
00:09:04 Not if you've been single
00:09:08 Kathy, what about the guy
00:09:11 I'm taking your advice,
00:09:13 - Good.
00:09:16 kick his seat.
00:09:18 Very nice.
00:09:21 I bought a girl at work
00:09:26 That's really sweet.
00:09:28 - Yeah?
00:09:31 Very good.
00:09:34 I think I'm gonna bake the girl
00:09:37 It's not funny.
00:09:38 - That's nice.
00:09:40 - Yeah.
00:09:42 - Hi.
00:09:43 Sorry, y'all, I was late.
00:09:48 Java Joint guy asked me out.
00:09:51 - You already went there?
00:09:53 Have you Googled him?
00:09:55 He was a total chubster
00:09:57 but then he played football
00:09:59 And his mom's a teacher
00:10:03 I went back and I told him
00:10:06 and that it would be a perfect name
00:10:12 - Weird?
00:10:15 Hey, you have to wait
00:10:18 Anyway, we have a date tonight.
00:10:22 I really don't wanna
00:10:24 Then don't text him eighty-two times
00:10:27 Yes. Wait to be wooed.
00:10:29 And then you have five dates.
00:10:33 Okay.
00:10:34 Just tell me what to do
00:10:36 All right. Date One:
00:10:40 Date Two:
00:10:43 Date Three:
00:10:46 Date Four:
00:10:48 - I'm always fun and fabulous.
00:10:51 make it the best date ever.
00:10:55 When the romance is gone,
00:10:59 He'll only remember you
00:11:02 And you?
00:11:07 Okay.
00:11:12 - And keep those knees together.
00:11:25 - Happy Valentine's Day!
00:11:27 Happy Valentine's Day!
00:11:30 Hi, happy Valentine's Day.
00:11:33 Hi, guys,
00:11:37 - Hi, happy Valentine's Day!
00:11:39 Happy Valentine's Day!
00:11:43 - Happy Valentine's Day!
00:11:48 Welcome back.
00:11:50 This sucks.
00:11:52 Let's go in.
00:11:54 I can't see you.
00:11:57 Hiya, Greg.
00:11:58 Happy V-Day, buddy.
00:12:02 Wow, look at this place.
00:12:06 Big mistake.
00:12:10 Where are you taking her tonight?
00:12:14 What's with that?
00:12:15 For setting me up
00:12:18 Yeah, let's go meet
00:12:20 - I just got dumped by one.
00:12:23 A flight attendant.
00:12:27 How'd that go?
00:12:29 - Do you ever listen?
00:12:33 She said my actions let her know
00:12:36 I thought we were exclusive.
00:12:38 So?
00:12:39 So it's my fault once again,
00:12:43 No, there's no game tonight.
00:12:48 Well, I don't think long-term
00:12:51 - I haven't had a relationship in a year.
00:12:54 - Yeah.
00:12:56 And you seem like a fun guy.
00:12:58 I'm sorry. Pardon,
00:13:02 She keeps calling
00:13:04 I'll be right with you.
00:13:06 Hi, Tammy. Are you okay?
00:13:09 - Hello?
00:13:12 I downloaded Coffee Guy's
00:13:17 and I made him a scrapbook.
00:13:20 And he blanched...
00:13:22 and ran out.
00:13:25 I'm so sorry.
00:13:31 You're watching
00:13:35 - No.
00:13:36 Nobody completes anybody!
00:13:38 Tammy, you're the best.
00:13:40 - Turn off the TV!
00:13:44 Hi.
00:13:45 So, wait, wait. Let's... let's go back
00:13:49 You don't want a relationship?
00:13:52 Yes, I do not want a relationship.
00:13:56 They're just an emotional cage...
00:13:59 that sad couples peek
00:14:02 Iooking at all us
00:14:05 wondering what fear of being alone
00:14:10 So, you're some kind of swinger?
00:14:15 What just happened?
00:14:26 - Oops.
00:14:29 Okay.
00:14:40 I can just imagine
00:14:44 - Hi.
00:14:47 It looks great in here.
00:14:49 Well, thanks.
00:14:51 So...
00:14:53 - you're opening soon.
00:14:56 Yes, I guess.
00:14:58 I was thinking, I would like to provide
00:15:01 Well...
00:15:03 I didn't put flowers in my budget.
00:15:07 I'm sorry. I thought you just said
00:15:11 - I did.
00:15:14 What?
00:15:15 Greg, with all due respect...
00:15:18 you're making a huge mistake.
00:15:20 A new restaurant is not
00:15:25 It's about ambiance
00:15:28 Now, flowers provide a salve
00:15:31 because aesthetic beauty calms us
00:15:34 Which means, customers
00:15:39 They will linger,
00:15:42 which means they'll have dessert
00:15:45 And they will go home
00:15:47 They will wake up in a great mood
00:15:50 about the fabulous new tapas restaurant
00:15:57 Flowers do all that?
00:15:59 Yes.
00:16:07 How much?
00:16:09 Not much.
00:16:13 You're good.
00:16:15 Who told you?
00:16:22 - Mom call-waiting. I should go.
00:16:25 On "Martha Stewart,"
00:16:27 She even fired her own tiles
00:16:30 I'll bet she can glaze a ham
00:16:33 Okay, why did I call?
00:16:37 Yes, yes, yes.
00:16:38 What was the name of the man
00:16:42 Okay...
00:16:43 He died.
00:16:46 I'm sorry.
00:16:49 - Okay.
00:16:51 - Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.
00:16:57 One new message.
00:16:58 Hi, Genevieve.
00:17:02 Just calling to say hi
00:17:05 Give me a call some time.
00:17:13 Then why is it called a lawn mower
00:17:15 since you don't mow anything
00:17:18 You could get mowed down
00:17:20 - Yeah, but not with a lawn mower. See?
00:17:22 If it was running on your lawn and you
00:17:27 - Why would you do that?
00:17:29 You got a really fat head.
00:17:32 - Maybe it's your face.
00:17:35 My mom has a fat face
00:17:38 You should see his mom's head.
00:17:43 Can I help you?
00:17:44 Hi. I'm Greg Gatlin. I own
00:17:48 Good.
00:17:50 Well, now it's a tapas bar
00:17:55 I don't get it.
00:17:58 Tapas bar.
00:18:01 I don't get it.
00:18:03 Tapas bar.
00:18:11 Anyway, I'm having a party
00:18:16 - I don't go to parties.
00:18:19 - Free food and drinks.
00:18:22 - Welcome to the neighborhood.
00:18:24 - Yeah, good luck with the restaurant.
00:18:28 I'm gonna beat that curse...
00:18:30 but I'll need you to
00:18:48 It's a florist's secret that the
00:18:51 For the party, I'm gonna put one
00:18:56 No girlfriend.
00:18:57 I'm sorry.
00:19:00 - She wasn't who I thought she was.
00:19:03 owner of this new hot
00:19:06 you are gonna meet
00:19:09 No, no, no.
00:19:13 Fantastic.
00:19:16 Okay, you're not gonna say
00:19:21 which is I haven't found
00:19:23 No. I don't believe
00:19:27 What?
00:19:28 I don't believe people are meant
00:19:31 - What?
00:19:33 And when the romance is gone,
00:19:37 - Well, how long does that last?
00:19:41 That is exact.
00:19:42 Five dates happens to be the perfect
00:19:45 to achieve maximum fun
00:19:48 No expectation equals
00:19:50 It's just fun,
00:19:54 - No rules?
00:19:56 And you know what? In relationships,
00:20:00 You know, one person wants more,
00:20:03 And then they act out cheat,
00:20:05 oops, now someone's pregnant,
00:20:07 you're married
00:20:10 Dating is just
00:20:15 So, you love romance
00:20:17 What's to love about something
00:20:21 It's just...
00:20:25 Do you know any happy couples?
00:20:27 All the time?
00:20:29 I am happy all the time.
00:20:32 That's hot.
00:20:35 Doesn't matter.
00:20:38 She could have three eyes,
00:20:42 Hey, does this tie say
00:20:44 She's just...
00:20:45 Hey, when was the last time
00:20:48 New cafeteria girl has a sexy
00:20:53 All right, I'm gonna ask her out.
00:20:55 You lucky moron, she just wants
00:20:59 What?
00:21:01 Dude, trust me.
00:21:06 Come on, try it for once.
00:21:18 I wanna have sex with you.
00:21:26 Greg...
00:21:27 just because I don't believe
00:21:30 does not mean that I'm easy.
00:21:32 If you are interested in spending
00:21:36 Got it?
00:21:37 Okay.
00:21:40 Sorry.
00:21:42 It's okay.
00:21:44 Now... it just so happens,
00:21:49 Okay. What do I do?
00:21:53 Well, anything.
00:21:55 Women appreciate any gesture
00:21:58 I'm not a romantic.
00:22:00 You broke into your ex's apartment
00:22:02 I caught her in bed.
00:22:05 You did?
00:22:10 That was my fault.
00:22:11 - Back to this.
00:22:14 Just put some effort into it.
00:22:17 Women like to be pursued.
00:22:20 I've been flown to Hawaii,
00:22:25 It all counts.
00:22:29 Okay.
00:22:31 How about rent a billboard
00:22:36 Or "You got nice hair".
00:22:38 Look, I am intrigued by
00:22:40 My instincts are messed up and...
00:22:43 stat-wise my dump ratio
00:22:47 Lately?
00:22:49 Remember in law school that chick
00:22:53 Or the one who ditched you
00:22:55 - That's why I hate clowns.
00:22:59 Especially giraffes.
00:23:03 Hey, but with this chick,
00:23:10 You're so right.
00:23:12 We're both agreeing to end it
00:23:16 I think I'm gonna try this...
00:23:17 see if I can come out without
00:23:19 What, am I boring you?
00:23:22 Man, Oprah is hot.
00:23:34 - Oops.
00:23:37 Here you go.
00:23:49 Hello.
00:23:55 - Hi.
00:23:58 Don't you guys have something
00:24:03 No.
00:24:05 Could you take these to that place
00:24:09 when they called on the phone
00:24:17 Thank you.
00:24:31 I have not asked you out.
00:24:34 But I'm working on it.
00:24:37 I'm just stumped by
00:24:40 the gesture to woo you with.
00:24:44 Jewelry, a stuffed animal.
00:24:47 I mean, I just, you know, a bird?
00:24:50 I don't know what
00:24:53 Well, you're not
00:24:57 anything.
00:25:02 You know what, forget it.
00:25:04 Obviously this is just causing you
00:25:25 Hey, what's that?
00:25:27 - No, no, hey...
00:25:29 It's got my name on it!
00:25:32 "Roses are red, violets are blue.
00:25:34 Will you be my date for my restaurant
00:25:38 There you go!
00:25:45 - To Get on Tapas!
00:25:48 - Congratulations.
00:25:50 I can't believe I did it.
00:25:54 I'm really glad you're here.
00:25:56 To our first date.
00:26:03 - Is this an okay first date?
00:26:06 Okay.
00:26:07 Because Date Number One
00:26:10 Well, this place is going to take up
00:26:13 I'll have to take it slow with us.
00:26:17 No.
00:26:19 Okay.
00:26:21 What a dump! I'm just joking.
00:26:26 Best burrito bar I've ever seen.
00:26:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:31 - the girl I told you about.
00:26:34 Five dates.
00:26:36 Hello.
00:26:41 On behalf of men everywhere,
00:26:44 You should teach a course to all
00:26:48 hey, this is ping.
00:26:55 Is this your adopted daughter?
00:26:58 She's my date.
00:27:01 Good, someone's choking.
00:27:05 Behave.
00:27:05 Dude, is there a club of them?
00:27:09 Get ping a drink.
00:27:13 There you go.
00:27:17 Sorry about Cal.
00:27:21 - He's harmless.
00:27:26 Hey, I...
00:27:28 I saw this and thought of you.
00:27:34 I love it!
00:27:37 Yeah, Spanish flowers.
00:27:39 It's really thoughtful.
00:27:41 God! For a while there,
00:27:45 That would have been nice, too.
00:27:47 What about... notepaper?
00:27:50 - Lovely.
00:27:52 - Yes.
00:27:55 - Creepy.
00:27:57 Yeah.
00:28:00 I'm not really a fan
00:28:03 You know, they...
00:28:04 I can kind of only see the person
00:28:08 like their, their dead hand
00:28:11 You know?
00:28:13 Good to know.
00:28:15 Other stuff: Jazz makes me nervous
00:28:18 and one sleeve dresses,
00:28:21 I'm hot,
00:28:24 Got it.
00:28:25 Okay.
00:28:27 And what are your fears?
00:28:30 Opening a restaurant.
00:28:35 How are reservations?
00:28:39 A few people have called.
00:28:47 You smell nice.
00:28:50 This is the good part.
00:28:53 What?
00:28:55 The anticipation.
00:29:11 So thanks for taking
00:29:13 An art gallery opening,
00:29:15 Yeah? Good, good, because you said
00:29:18 theatrical or cultural,
00:29:22 maybe a concert.
00:29:24 Okay, I don't know what you're thinking
00:29:27 for your restaurant, but I saw this band
00:29:32 and they can play anything.
00:29:36 That's, that's so thoughtful of you.
00:29:41 "Exhalations".
00:30:01 It's called "Manifest Destiny.
00:30:24 It's called "Train Tracks".
00:30:28 Isn't it beautiful?
00:30:34 Two thousand dollars.
00:30:36 What?
00:30:49 This one's called
00:30:53 For real?
00:30:55 No.
00:30:57 What's it called?
00:31:01 "Yellow dot".
00:31:06 I don't see it.
00:31:29 I'm so glad you didn't like it.
00:31:31 I'm so glad you didn't like it,
00:31:35 Now, on Date Number Two...
00:31:37 we do the requisite trading
00:31:42 A sister, two parents, all close.
00:31:44 Okay, no siblings, parents divorced,
00:31:48 Why not?
00:31:50 - My dad cheated.
00:31:53 Well, I plan to get over it one day.
00:31:56 Yeah, yeah, it's good to let that
00:32:02 Well, changing the subject,
00:32:08 Jeez.
00:32:12 - No, no.
00:32:14 Couldn't look them in the eye
00:32:16 "Hey, Mom, Dad."
00:32:21 Weird.
00:32:26 - This is a fun date.
00:32:29 Yeah, so far so good.
00:32:32 or wondering if the other person
00:32:41 - No worrying about the first kiss.
00:32:52 I'm...
00:32:55 I'm not really good with the public
00:32:58 Okay. Okay.
00:33:28 Go, go, go back to the part
00:33:29 Yeah, the part about the kissing.
00:33:30 - Wait, when's the next date?
00:33:33 In eight days.
00:33:34 I told him Date Number Three
00:33:36 - I can't wait.
00:33:44 Cal recommended this place.
00:33:47 Okay, this sake is called Nigori
00:33:51 Later we're gonna try Junmai,
00:33:54 Okay.
00:33:55 But here's the adventure...
00:33:59 Okay.
00:34:01 All right!
00:34:03 It's time for Kamikaze Karaoke!
00:34:11 Where I put the songs,
00:34:16 All right, our first...
00:34:18 player is...
00:34:20 seat number six.
00:34:23 Look under your chair
00:34:27 Seat six.
00:34:29 - That's me!
00:34:32 Come on, hurry up!
00:34:36 That's my number!
00:34:38 You are singing
00:34:42 - I don't know the words.
00:34:45 Kamikaze Karaoke!
00:34:52 Did you know about this?
00:34:55 No.
00:34:57 I went down south
00:34:58 For to see my Sal Sing
00:35:05 That was great, that was great!
00:35:07 Despite what everyone thinks,
00:35:10 Nobody knows
00:35:13 The trouble I have seen
00:35:17 Glory
00:35:18 Hallelujah
00:35:24 All right, that was wonderful.
00:35:26 I don't know what song that was,
00:35:29 Go head, have a seat.
00:35:32 Thank you very much, sir.
00:35:34 Okay.
00:35:37 thirty-three.
00:35:42 Thirty-three?
00:35:45 Thirty-three!
00:35:47 - Thirty-three!
00:35:52 Genevieve.
00:35:53 - Thirty-three!
00:35:58 Then go!
00:36:00 No way.
00:36:02 Go!
00:36:03 - Thirty-three!
00:36:08 That's me!
00:36:09 All right!
00:36:15 All right, there you go.
00:36:16 Hi. Okay, you have...
00:36:19 "There's No Livin'
00:36:23 - Okay.
00:36:24 Thank you.
00:36:27 If I can't love you
00:36:31 Till the day I die
00:36:35 Then baby, oh baby
00:36:38 What good am I?
00:36:41 If I can't reach out
00:36:45 Then this old world
00:36:50 And there's no livin'
00:36:56 And the fellow!
00:36:59 You can do it!
00:37:01 Something!
00:37:08 Come on!
00:37:09 You suck!
00:37:14 You suck!
00:37:19 Enough abuse for you.
00:37:20 Come on down there, missy.
00:37:23 All right.
00:37:26 - Are you okay?
00:37:30 - Should we go?
00:37:31 No, I could never get up there.
00:37:36 But that's what's fun
00:37:38 I couldn't get up there.
00:37:41 - So you do have a fear.
00:37:44 A choice not to act like an idiot
00:37:48 Buffalo gals, can you come out tonight
00:37:53 I don't know, I think sometimes
00:37:56 That's 'cause you're fun.
00:37:57 You're easygoing and nothing fazes you
00:38:04 You're blushing.
00:38:05 I am?
00:38:08 Yeah.
00:38:13 Should we order?
00:38:15 Yeah. See if they have
00:38:19 They do.
00:38:29 I think it's interesting.
00:38:30 These southern gentlemen,
00:38:34 You know, he's a gentleman.
00:38:37 He's different.
00:38:40 I don't know,
00:38:43 fearless.
00:38:45 - And the best part? No rules.
00:38:48 - She is different.
00:38:51 Dinner.
00:38:54 Why are we friends?
00:38:56 Hello, canoe tip?
00:38:59 No, no, no.
00:39:01 And I've been loyal to you
00:39:04 - Here comes Genevieve.
00:39:07 I gotta get to court.
00:39:11 Hello.
00:39:13 - Hi.
00:39:15 why not get a stellar review and
00:39:21 - It's that easy?
00:39:24 Well, I'm not ready.
00:39:26 The menu is still in transition.
00:39:29 - It's just a little neighborhood joint.
00:39:32 So I told him what a nice,
00:39:35 and that opening a restaurant
00:39:38 and he said when you're ready for
00:39:44 - You called the critic?
00:39:50 Thank you.
00:39:51 You're welcome.
00:39:58 Well, I should go.
00:40:01 Okay.
00:40:21 Happy.
00:40:23 You think so?
00:40:25 What looks unhappy about him?
00:40:27 Stooped shoulders, big sigher.
00:40:31 Wait for it.
00:40:38 - You're good.
00:40:40 - Yeah, all right.
00:40:42 Pretty upbeat guy.
00:40:45 - Worried about office politics.
00:40:50 Pretty upbeat gal.
00:40:53 Worried about...
00:40:56 - nothing?
00:41:00 Or just doesn't think about things
00:41:08 Look at that old lady.
00:41:13 - Happy.
00:41:29 - Hey, Tim, can I ask you a question?
00:41:33 Genevieve's really not
00:41:36 No.
00:41:40 What do you think about
00:41:43 I got a wife, two kids,
00:41:47 a dog that humps my La-Z-Boy,
00:41:51 I think she's a genius.
00:41:53 She makes me feel like...
00:41:57 it's hard to explain,
00:41:59 I'm planning dates,
00:42:01 That's not me, but I like it.
00:42:03 So I wanna do something
00:42:07 What do you have in mind?
00:42:25 From Greg.
00:42:42 "In my fantasy, you're wearing
00:42:46 My!
00:42:47 - Let me see.
00:42:49 No!
00:42:51 I don't think so!
00:42:53 It's mine.
00:42:57 I'll be honest. I don't know
00:43:02 You will.
00:43:10 This is pretty.
00:43:13 Antique.
00:43:23 Thanks for making dinner.
00:43:26 You said it would make
00:43:28 Thanks for listening.
00:43:35 To our fourth date
00:43:38 Yeah.
00:43:43 You know, for me...
00:43:45 romances are usually
00:43:48 and I...
00:43:54 I've just really enjoyed taking
00:43:58 Yeah, me too.
00:44:05 - So what's this now?
00:44:09 That's hot.
00:44:14 How hot?
00:45:04 This is the most fun
00:45:11 Me too.
00:45:23 Great. Now I gotta get one of these
00:45:27 Good morning, beautiful boys!
00:45:31 Your skin is very clear.
00:45:33 Your eyes are so white.
00:45:37 They did it!
00:45:39 They did it!
00:45:45 Hey, this is none
00:45:48 - But we're so proud of you!
00:45:52 I would never. I'm a lady.
00:45:56 Okay.
00:45:58 Then we won't ask you about it.
00:46:01 - Good.
00:46:04 Super fine.
00:46:09 I have mail to open.
00:46:11 Tim, orchids
00:46:14 Friday.
00:46:17 How are my eyebrows?
00:46:19 Very Gwen Stefani
00:46:26 - He cooked for me.
00:46:28 - I slept over for two nights.
00:46:32 - So this is date number four?
00:46:34 - And there's one more date after this?
00:46:36 And after date number five,
00:46:41 Yes.
00:46:43 You seem different.
00:46:48 - How?
00:47:06 Hi.
00:47:08 What are we doing?
00:47:11 Can you see Greg?
00:47:17 - Yeah.
00:47:18 Does he look sick
00:47:26 No.
00:47:29 It's been four days?
00:47:31 Yeah.
00:47:34 Four days.
00:47:36 - Why hasn't he called me?
00:47:40 So look.
00:47:43 Looks like a reborn...
00:47:45 - Hey.
00:47:48 What'll it be today, Genevieve?
00:47:52 Pate and celery sticks?
00:47:54 I'll have a meatball sandwich.
00:47:58 He hasn't called yet, huh?
00:48:09 How are you?
00:48:12 Good.
00:48:13 Good.
00:48:18 How are you?
00:48:20 Good.
00:48:21 Good.
00:48:25 How are you?
00:48:27 - Good.
00:48:29 - Good.
00:48:32 How are you?
00:48:34 Good.
00:48:37 Good, good.
00:48:48 That's on the house.
00:48:51 Genevieve. To go.
00:49:07 - What's going on?
00:49:09 - You didn't call.
00:49:12 What do you think,
00:49:14 - But you said...
00:49:17 Five dates. Then move on.
00:49:20 - no commitments.
00:49:23 Four?
00:49:26 What are you talking about?
00:49:28 Restaurant opening, Date One.
00:49:31 Karaoke, Date Three.
00:49:34 Then, you stayed over that night
00:49:36 so I thought that whole next day
00:49:44 Yeah, I'm just kidding.
00:49:49 You are?
00:49:50 I'm joking.
00:49:53 Yeah, that makes five dates.
00:49:55 - It was a lovely love affair.
00:49:59 But the romance is gone,
00:50:02 - I know, but do we have to move on...
00:50:03 Anymore dates would be a relationship
00:50:07 - I wanna...
00:50:09 My God, my sandwich.
00:50:16 When? When?
00:50:18 Don't you work?
00:50:20 Yes.
00:50:24 Hi. Thanks for coming in.
00:50:26 I heard.
00:50:28 What happened?
00:50:30 He thought we had five dates.
00:50:32 Why on earth would he think
00:50:36 Maybe because it sort of does.
00:50:39 Can you be quiet?
00:50:41 But maybe it does
00:50:47 - Do you want another date?
00:50:50 - But maybe you do.
00:50:53 Yes. Maybe this could be
00:50:55 No!
00:50:59 Fine.
00:51:04 And let's just be clear, okay?
00:51:06 It was four dates.
00:51:10 Five.
00:51:11 Bye.
00:51:13 Gotta go.
00:52:20 - What's this place called?
00:52:24 That's dirty!
00:52:32 Stupid, stupid, stupid.
00:52:34 What'd I do?
00:52:38 I'm so sorry!
00:52:39 I'm so sorry!
00:52:41 I'm so sorry!
00:52:50 Yeah, no, no, no.
00:52:52 I gotta...
00:52:55 - Really? Come on. Really?
00:52:57 You better watch it
00:52:59 Right. Hey, what happened to that one
00:53:02 - Five dates. It's over.
00:53:05 - Yeah. Have fun, man.
00:53:14 Make that booty call.
00:53:17 - It's complicated.
00:53:20 Life is simple.
00:53:25 If you knew a certain gesture,
00:53:29 would be considered "needy",
00:53:33 but you wanted to call,
00:53:37 this call could be welcomed
00:53:40 if you were the one person who took
00:53:45 maybe even some
00:53:49 like calling for another date...
00:53:52 a date that...
00:53:54 if someone were counting,
00:53:58 say six...
00:54:00 do you think that
00:54:04 No, it wouldn't.
00:54:11 Thank you.
00:54:14 One new message.
00:54:16 Hi, it's me, your dad.
00:54:20 Well, I guess I missed you again.
00:54:23 Maybe I have an old number
00:54:29 Gimme a call sometime.
00:54:43 Happy birthday!
00:54:50 Hi, Mom.
00:54:52 This is delicious.
00:54:54 I made it from a "Top Chef' recipe.
00:54:57 It's called "Gateau". Now wouldn't you
00:55:00 But it's G, "gateau".
00:55:03 It means cake in French.
00:55:07 Genevieve?
00:55:09 Your father said
00:55:15 You talk to Dad?
00:55:18 Of course! He was my life
00:55:23 Not the photo.
00:55:27 He had affairs.
00:55:45 So, are you seeing anybody now,
00:55:50 - Please say you are.
00:55:52 Okay.
00:55:54 I wouldn't know a thing
00:55:56 Ask Genevieve.
00:55:58 Yeah.
00:56:01 Okay.
00:56:02 Hey, hey, wow,
00:56:05 So, okay.
00:56:07 Well, hey, you guys owe me forty bucks
00:56:10 - You gave it to me.
00:56:12 - Yeah, you did.
00:56:14 Thanks for coming by.
00:56:17 - Come on!
00:56:32 Oops.
00:56:33 Uh-oh.
00:56:41 So now the restaurant
00:56:45 I told him about that reviewer,
00:56:48 Do you want to go inside?
00:56:50 No!
00:56:51 You could flirt with the band
00:56:53 Okay.
00:56:55 Do I have anything in my teeth?
00:57:00 - No, you are okay.
00:57:01 Yeah.
00:57:02 What about here?
00:57:04 They're tight.
00:57:06 Yeah, should I pull them up?
00:57:08 - I think so.
00:57:12 Genevieve!
00:57:15 - Genevieve!
00:57:19 No.
00:57:20 I know. I'm so sorry.
00:57:23 - Really?
00:57:25 Maybe a lot of people.
00:57:29 - I know what will cheer you up.
00:57:31 There's a really, really cute guy
00:57:35 They always smell like dust.
00:57:37 - Yeah, I love that.
00:57:40 - Don't scrapbook him.
00:57:50 - Hi, Mom.
00:57:52 - Nothing.
00:57:54 I think he's gonna call you.
00:57:59 Pride, it ruins relationships.
00:58:02 - Look, we have to do something.
00:58:04 Why can't she just admit
00:58:06 - Why can't he say it first?
00:58:09 But that's the problem. We not only
00:58:11 we have to tell you what's going on
00:58:14 No, no, we have to do everything!
00:58:16 have to make sure it's something
00:58:19 have to think of romantic gifts
00:58:20 - There you go.
00:58:23 "Please, tell me more about
00:58:26 who used to work only exclusively
00:58:28 but now you work with cork."
00:58:33 Look, Genevieve has been nothing
00:58:35 And she's always there to listen to us
00:58:37 whenever, and wherever,
00:58:39 - I would be lost without her.
00:58:42 You guys, before you met
00:58:44 had you ever kissed
00:58:48 - Four dates?
00:58:59 Shut it!
00:59:02 How's about you finish
00:59:08 - Yeah.
00:59:17 Hey, we got an invitation.
00:59:20 "To all who made Get On Tapas
00:59:23 please join us for a Spanish Feast
00:59:27 See you there!
00:59:31 Well, someone is making assumptions
00:59:36 And making assumptions we care whether
00:59:41 He's not even Spanish.
00:59:45 We're going.
00:59:48 Have a good time.
00:59:49 We're all going.
00:59:52 Plus lipstick. And I'm gonna wax
00:59:55 Bill, get more glue sticks.
00:59:57 Her legs are so hairy
01:00:01 Come here, Steve Carell's chest.
01:00:03 No.
01:00:30 Bartender, a drink for the lady.
01:00:33 What's your plan?
01:00:34 Okay, around ten o'clock, I...
01:00:38 The stroke of midnight.
01:00:42 Okay, at the stroke of midnight...
01:00:44 I'm gonna present her
01:00:47 Dude, did you make that yourself?
01:00:49 Lose the comb.
01:00:54 Okay.
01:00:55 At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to
01:01:00 and ask for the other date...
01:01:02 which, depending on your interpretation
01:01:04 'cause I do think
01:01:06 No, no, no!
01:01:09 - Okay.
01:01:14 Okay. Scatter.
01:01:23 - Sorry.
01:01:25 Ginger.
01:01:26 - You changed your hair.
01:01:29 But you had your five dates.
01:01:34 Go get some air, all right?
01:01:36 You had your five dates.
01:01:38 You had your five dates
01:01:42 I see, so you just hand me off
01:01:45 You... you know
01:01:47 - Still you are not a gentleman.
01:01:50 - You suddenly decide four dates is five?
01:01:53 No, a sleepover
01:01:56 Sorry. I didn't read
01:01:58 What does that mean?
01:02:00 It means that you act like
01:02:03 "have fun, everyone, there are
01:02:07 You control everything.
01:02:09 Who will woo you, for exactly how long,
01:02:13 You entered this willingly and then
01:02:17 I get it now.
01:02:21 You are so scared of being hurt that
01:02:25 about relationships
01:02:28 Your fear of intimacy is only matched
01:02:31 You act like you live in the opening
01:02:35 You control everything
01:02:40 I like French films.
01:02:43 Well, they're not real.
01:02:50 - Here he comes.
01:02:57 You can catch them
01:03:01 Wanna go?
01:03:03 - Yup. Yeah.
01:03:06 No!
01:03:14 Maybe you should go back
01:03:17 No...
01:03:18 he hates me.
01:03:26 I feel naked.
01:03:28 I feel like Greg can see
01:03:31 So? Does being vulnerable
01:03:36 It's so my mom.
01:03:42 I never understood why my mom
01:03:47 her pain.
01:03:50 I wanted her to act like...
01:03:52 "Well, you cheated, get out".
01:03:57 But she...
01:03:59 cried to him.
01:04:06 I remember when she found out.
01:04:09 She sat down
01:04:15 and her eyes
01:04:18 as if she was trying to add
01:04:25 And then he left.
01:04:30 And you decided no one would ever
01:04:39 Well...
01:04:42 it's over.
01:04:51 It's over.
01:04:54 That's no fair.
01:04:57 Get up.
01:04:59 No. I'm good.
01:05:16 - You dodged a bullet, buddy.
01:05:21 No, you didn't.
01:05:40 I'd love to go on a date with you.
01:05:56 Yo, everybody,
01:06:00 Hey, guys,
01:06:04 Cal says you like wine?
01:06:07 Do you have any Zinfandel?
01:06:19 Same thing.
01:06:21 A spritzer.
01:06:25 Yummy.
01:06:27 You're so inventive.
01:06:29 So anyway, my sister,
01:06:40 - Hi.
01:06:45 Boy, that's great.
01:06:48 Yeah, but it's new.
01:06:50 Do you have any love advice
01:06:53 Mom, I don't think
01:06:57 Shut up, it's time!
01:06:59 Five, four, three, two, one!
01:07:03 Happy New Year!
01:07:13 My eyes are bleeding!
01:07:17 Mom!
01:07:18 You're dating John?
01:07:20 Yeah, he's ten years
01:07:24 I'm a cougar!
01:07:28 And I'm a young buck!
01:07:30 - I forgot.
01:07:32 I made you...
01:07:34 a scrapbook of your life.
01:07:36 I askjeeved, googled...
01:07:39 and classmates. Commed you and...
01:07:42 there is a whole page of collage
01:07:49 I love it!
01:07:51 You're adorable.
01:07:53 And I got you this paperweight
01:08:27 - Oops.
01:08:29 Oops.
01:08:32 Uh-oh.
01:08:33 - Table for one.
01:08:35 - Serving only the lonely.
01:08:37 - It's chilly, isn't it?
01:08:40 - No. I used to.
01:08:43 She looks like someone
01:08:45 She was the most romantic,
01:08:50 Then she turned
01:08:52 Stop.
01:08:54 I think...
01:08:55 you need to tell Greg
01:09:00 You know, you think this is fear.
01:09:04 This is instinct.
01:09:05 Avoiding pain is how humans
01:09:09 You think we'd still be here
01:09:12 "look, there's a saber-toothed tiger.
01:09:16 Honey, did you just see
01:09:18 I did.
01:09:20 Let go.
01:09:24 Forgive the past.
01:09:28 - Hey. What is that? What are you doing?
01:09:33 Can we give you some advice?
01:09:36 No.
01:09:41 All right, bring it.
01:09:43 Woo him.
01:10:04 You baked him muffins?
01:10:06 Isn't that a tiny bit
01:10:09 Really? It took me all night
01:10:13 This is hard. What do guys like
01:10:18 Okay, I have to focus.
01:10:21 I have to think, what does he want?
01:10:24 Because he will call me,
01:10:27 He will call me.
01:10:32 So...
01:10:34 he sent a thank you note?
01:10:37 Still no call?
01:10:41 What does this even mean?
01:10:44 "Genevieve,
01:10:47 Grrrrrrreg."
01:10:50 I don't...
01:10:51 I've sent Rangers tickets
01:10:55 I mean, I don't get it!
01:10:57 A cellulite seaweed wrap, a diamond
01:11:01 Karaoke's a no.
01:11:11 - Can I cancel it?
01:11:18 It's gonna suck.
01:11:20 Yes, but it always does.
01:11:29 Roses For Whatever.
01:11:33 A thank you note?
01:11:35 She sent you all those gifts
01:11:39 I wanna call.
01:11:42 Am I an idiot?
01:11:44 In general?
01:11:46 Love makes you crazy.
01:11:50 I said horrible things to her.
01:11:54 And the probability ratio of a failed
01:11:57 zero to none.
01:12:00 But this never was a relationship.
01:12:58 Come on!
01:13:03 Stupid fake holyday.
01:13:05 I know! It's just a day
01:13:08 I mean, even if you're
01:13:10 it's just a day that
01:13:13 Am I doing enough for this person?
01:13:16 Do I even know this person?
01:13:17 And what about those candy hearts?
01:13:20 Like you gotta be somebody's
01:13:22 I mean, I'm not anybody's now,
01:13:33 Chocolates for Genevieve!
01:13:35 Happy Valentine's Day!
01:13:37 John, it's a good day for you
01:13:41 A visual, that if I let it burn
01:13:44 will seara hole through my skull
01:13:48 This is why you are happy
01:13:51 I have seen this day for what it is,
01:13:54 I will sell many roses
01:13:57 who have not seen the light
01:13:59 Valentine's Day blows!
01:14:11 Don't get your hopes up today.
01:14:19 Mine!
01:14:21 Roses For Fooling Yourself
01:14:24 - You want to work in the back today.
01:14:26 - Okay, who was first?
01:14:39 Tim.
01:14:41 Hey, what's up?
01:14:43 Tim...
01:14:45 I don't know anything about
01:14:49 How do I know? I'm from the world of
01:14:53 Yeah, but sometimes...
01:14:56 it's nice, right?
01:15:03 This morning, the kids were
01:15:06 Annie's standing in the kitchen
01:15:10 Hair's all messed up...
01:15:12 her breath could've knocked
01:15:19 when she wasn't looking, I reached out
01:15:22 I spelled "Happy V-Day" out
01:15:30 She cried, you know?
01:15:38 Do I have it all wrong?
01:15:41 Is that what love is?
01:15:46 Well, you know, it's not...
01:15:48 butterflies in my tummy love,
01:15:52 but, you know, even on the bad days,
01:15:57 you see her and the kids...
01:16:00 and yeah, think...
01:16:02 yeah...
01:16:05 it's good to be home.
01:16:11 Anyway, that's what love is to me.
01:16:18 Yeah.
01:16:20 Yeah.
01:16:23 Tell the boys I need to go.
01:16:41 Hi, Dad.
01:16:45 Genevieve.
01:16:47 Jeez, it's so good to see you.
01:16:52 How are you?
01:16:57 Dad...
01:16:59 you never should have
01:17:06 Well...
01:17:08 I don't see how my relationship
01:17:14 Well, guess what?
01:17:17 It messed us all up.
01:17:20 It really hurt Mom, and...
01:17:23 how was I ever supposed
01:17:26 It changed me.
01:17:28 It's taken me years
01:17:31 I thought all I ever did
01:17:35 but really,
01:17:42 So, yeah it does concern me.
01:17:45 And you were wrong to do it.
01:17:53 But I love you.
01:17:55 Good-bye.
01:18:15 Boy, I can't wait to get home
01:18:19 Did you get her a Valentine's card that
01:18:24 I meant my dog.
01:18:26 She's old and her name is Lady.
01:18:30 Sorry.
01:18:35 I like old things.
01:18:37 Lady was eleven
01:18:42 That antique stool?
01:18:44 I found that when I was in Kentucky
01:18:48 It's almost two hundred years old.
01:18:51 Don't you find that kinda creepy?
01:18:54 Like you can still see
01:19:02 Well, I do now.
01:19:06 Good talk.
01:19:12 Hey, you're out of T.p.
01:19:14 Any girls show up looking for me?
01:19:16 I hooked us up
01:19:19 You get Melissa, I get Doreen.
01:19:21 Why do I stand here, with my hands
01:19:25 chained to my comfortable
01:19:31 Are you rehearsing for a play?
01:19:34 No, man,
01:19:36 Come on.
01:19:39 I miss her.
01:19:43 By summer,
01:19:47 I blew it, man.
01:19:49 - I'm a complete moron.
01:19:52 It's an accepted fact of our sex
01:20:00 What'd you say?
01:20:02 I need to shed the lbs,
01:20:04 No, no, no, about guys
01:20:07 I don't know.
01:20:11 Men do stupid things.
01:20:13 Yes, yeah. Think about it, I mean,
01:20:16 Take the Wright Brothers.
01:20:18 What is smart about jumping off a cliff
01:20:22 Wood is heavy.
01:20:24 That's it!
01:20:29 - Thank you.
01:20:31 - What's open?
01:20:48 - May I borrow that?
01:20:51 - Deal.
01:20:53 - Make it a month.
01:20:54 - Cal, get me some scissors.
01:21:37 I'm alive, okay?
01:21:39 Yeah, but are you watching
01:21:42 No, I am not.
01:21:44 Wait, is that jazz
01:21:49 It is.
01:21:50 Yuck, jazz!
01:22:01 - What are you doing?
01:22:05 Here's stuff that scares you.
01:22:08 Here's something that scares me.
01:22:12 If I can't love you
01:22:16 Till the day I die
01:22:19 Then maybe
01:22:21 Baby
01:22:23 What good am I?
01:22:25 If I can't reach out
01:22:30 Then this whole world
01:22:34 'Cause there's no livin'
01:22:39 Without the thrill
01:22:43 There's no livin'
01:22:48 You're an idiot!
01:22:50 No, you are, but I love you!
01:22:53 Well, that makes you
01:22:57 And I love you, too!
01:23:00 Now go away.
01:23:02 Okay, everybody, on three.
01:23:05 One, two...
01:23:08 three!
01:23:15 Genevieve...
01:23:17 will you be my Valentine?
01:23:53 - You're still an idiot.
01:23:57 Enough of your dumb system.
01:24:01 Yeah.
01:24:03 I'm your girlfriend.
01:24:08 Some relationships work,
01:24:10 Look, I'm willing to try,
01:24:12 because I don't know
01:24:13 Stop talking.
01:24:16 Make me.