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I Love You Beth Cooper
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[GUITAR PLAYING] |
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GIRL [SINGING]: |
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We don't have to stay in touch |
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We may remember someday |
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Till then it doesn't matter that much |
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Someday I'll have to wonder |
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And dreams may cloud the truth |
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But if you promise me |
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I promise I'll never forget you |
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Forget the tears we cried |
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Forget the good times too |
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Forget the pain inside |
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RICH: |
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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH] |
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Dude, after graduation, she'll be |
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...if you both even live |
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And she'll be so very pregnant by |
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And she'll have this, like, big, |
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She won't even remember |
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Well, I sat behind her |
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Behind her. |
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Behind her. |
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You don't give this big speech |
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No, Denis, if you... If you don't |
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[AS HUMPHREY BOGART] |
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Maybe not today, |
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...and for the rest of your life." |
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What are you talking about? |
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] |
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...Michael Curtiz, director. |
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Bogart, dude! |
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Seriously? |
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[WHISPERING] |
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[GUITAR PLAYING] |
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Thank you, Angelica. |
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It's Angelica. Whatever. |
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Angelica. |
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Thank you for that rousing |
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Next, and finally, |
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...Denis Cooverman. |
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[CLEARS THROAT] |
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Today we look forward. |
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Look forward to getting out of here. |
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[CHUCKLING] |
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Heh, heh, heh. |
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But today, I would also like |
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...look back on our four years here |
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...looking back not with anger... |
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...but with no regrets. |
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No regrets for what we wanted to do... |
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...but did not... |
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...what we wanted to say... |
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...but could not. |
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And so I say here today... |
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...the one thing I wish I had said... |
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...the one thing I know I will |
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I love you, Beth Cooper. |
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[STUDENTS MURMURING |
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[WHISPERING] |
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I have loved you, Beth Cooper... |
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...since I first sat behind you in Ms. |
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Heh. |
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I loved you when I sat behind you |
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...and Ms. Calumet-Hobey's |
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I loved you from behind... |
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[PEOPLE GROAN] |
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...in Biology, History, and, |
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I loved you, but I never told you |
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Unbelievable. |
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But now I say it, with no regrets. |
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I love you, Beth Cooper. |
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And so let us all say the things |
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...but our tongues would not. |
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Let us be unafraid to admit: |
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"I have an eating disorder, |
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Let us confess: |
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"I'm a stuck-up bitch... |
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...because deep down, |
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Let us declare: |
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"I'm a big, dumb moron. |
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I'm a big old asshole who |
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...because I was unloved as a baby... |
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...or was sexually abused |
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I am sorry for the cruel swirlies... |
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...the pink bellies... |
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...the purple nurples." |
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And let us, no, let all of us vow: |
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"When I graduate, I'm not gonna keep |
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...like some kind of creepy loser... |
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...who can't get an adult girlfriend." |
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You know who you are. You. |
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[PEOPLE MURMURING |
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And, yes, let us not regret... |
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...that we never told |
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"I'm gay, dude. |
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I'm totally gay." |
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[MOUTHING] |
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DENIS: |
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Indeed. Let us all... |
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Thank you, Denis. |
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Food for thought. |
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Thank you. |
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Wow. |
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[CHATTERING] |
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MAN: |
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Whoa. |
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It's okay. |
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Sorry. |
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Mr. Cooverman, hi. |
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I've never known you to |
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...really at all reckless. |
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Well, thank you. |
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Uh, no. That is not |
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...from somebody |
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You know one call from me... |
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...and you could be going |
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That would be unimaginable. |
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Look, I don't know why I did th... |
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That wasn't me. |
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Are you drunk? |
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I just meant my thinking |
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Look, Rich told me if... |
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Yeah. |
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I wouldn't take heterosexual |
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But he was right. |
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I mean, I had to do something. |
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I'm not there in her brain. |
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So? |
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So? Come on, Dr. Gleason, |
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[BOTH MOANING] |
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MAN: |
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Denis, there's another |
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One just for you. |
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You embarrassed me. |
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Uh... |
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But it was so sweet, |
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[SIGHS] |
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Well, that's good. |
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Is it like 800 degrees |
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Actually, the boiling point of water |
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...100 degrees Celsius. |
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I am so hot. |
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I can imagine... |
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...that you're hot. |
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Hey. So I'm not gay, dude. |
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Rich, hi. |
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Hello, hi, hey. Hi. |
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I didn't realize |
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No, no, that's okay. |
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Halt! I mean, wait. |
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There's a little soirée |
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Course that's redundant... |
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...I don't know what |
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No, a party. More of a party than |
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Party. |
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Sounds fun. |
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And goddamn it, |
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Wow. |
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Thanks. |
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6337 Hackberry Drive... |
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...ZIP's 98401, |
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Well, maybe we could stop by. |
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Cool, or not, |
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I mean, you come, you come. |
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You humiliated me |
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Are you prepared to die? |
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[MOUTHING] |
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[GROANING] |
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You must be |
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I have to go |
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Um... |
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[GRUNTING] |
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I'm gonna give you ten seconds to |
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I think you mean "persuade," not |
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Is there a problem here? |
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No, ma'am. |
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My hand, |
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You know I can't allow you |
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Yes, ma'am. |
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[GASPING] |
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BETH: |
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You okay? |
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Okay. You know, on the bright side, |
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GIRL 1: Whoo! |
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GIRL 3: School's out! We did it! |
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Ooh. That can't be good. |
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[GIRL SHRIEKING] |
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MAN: |
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All right, |
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So, look, I'm not gay, |
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Okay, yeah. |
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No, I mean, it's cool |
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Really, I'm not. |
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All right. |
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What makes you |
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[CHUCKLES] |
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I don't know... Everybody |
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Well, they don't know me. |
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What makes you |
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC |
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Okay, I got an idea. |
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I'm Robin Hood. |
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We get your dad's camcorder and |
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...of their climactic |
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...using our boners. Ha. |
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Nothing in particular, |
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Well, I mean, is it |
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Because, you know, a lot of |
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More than half. |
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Rich, itâs just that all through |
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...you never really |
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Neither did you. |
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Oh, ha, ha, ha. Patty Keck? |
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Her, yes. |
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My point is... I had one. |
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Just so you know, making out |
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I'm not sure that's not gay. |
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[LAUGHS] |
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What is this? Give me it. |
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No. |
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Whatever. |
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That's awesome. IPod. |
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No, that's really nice. |
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Yeah, my mom and dad |
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Dude, you know what |
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No. |
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Yeah, my dad says I owe |
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A quarter of a million dollars? |
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And then they expect you |
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Yeah. Well, no, that includes 50 grand |
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She is pretty worn and torn, |
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Yeah. |
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Well, in any case, I'm sorry |
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And it was completely itemized, |
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Who knew he was |
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Day-oh. |
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Check out the new kicks. |
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Two paychecks. Very Gene Kelly, |
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Yeah. They're nice. |
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Don't be so nervous. |
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I'm not nervous, I'm particular. |
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You know what, |
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No, they can't. |
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Ooh. |
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Fear. |
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You know, puberty has done |
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Dude, what are you doing? |
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I'm airing out my shirt. |
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What? |
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I don't want a stinky shirt. |
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Dude. Ha, ha, ha. |
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DENIS: Why are you laughing? |
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Hey. Mom, Dad. |
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Well, it looks like this |
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Hola, Mrs. C. |
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Rich, don't call me Mrs. C, |
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Now get off the counter. |
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Denis Petey Cooverman, |
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You look so cute. |
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Super cute. |
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She doesn't mean that. |
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You look good. |
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Yeah. |
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You just might want to lower the |
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Oh, you're not wearing |
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DENIS: |
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COOVERMAN: |
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...on the lucky underpants, buddy. |
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Once she gets to the underpants, |
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RICH: |
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He is not wearing those ratty things, |
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Not on my watch. |
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So, how many people are you |
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Oh, not too many. |
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Well, it wouldnât be a celebration |
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Oh. |
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My dad used to give me |
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...but that was just to |
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Well, one glass per guest. |
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And I know exactly how many |
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Here's all of our numbers. |
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If anybody's dead or on fire, |
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[CHUCKLING] |
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What's the matter? |
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I have to get my purse. |
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Honey, have fun. |
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Not too much fun. |
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Not much danger |
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Bye, Mom! |
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Denis, let me talk to you. |
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Okay, look. This is your |
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That accelerated |
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...isn't gonna leave time |
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...so I want you to enjoy |
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Okay, yeah, sure, no, |
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Get out there! |
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Do all those teen things you |
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That's gonna be hard. |
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You know, this whole teenager |
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...it's a relatively new construct. |
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They came up with it in the Fifties, |
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It's okay just |
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Sometimes you just have to say, |
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Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, |
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Except he didn't say "F," |
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[CHUCKLES] |
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You know what I mean. |
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DENIS: I didn't know you were |
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Robin Williams in |
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Yes, thank you. Thank you, |
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Come here, please. |
| 00:18:51 |
There are condoms |
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Do you, like, know exactly |
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They are not toys. |
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Yeah. |
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I think my dad wants us |
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With each other? |
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Right. |
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She should really be here by now. |
| 00:19:27 |
So your parents use condoms? |
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Not a topic for discussion. |
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Okay. No, it's okay. |
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I just, yeah, I mean, what, |
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Incoming! |
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Go, go, go! |
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It's the trinity. |
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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH] |
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So where's our boy |
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He's on our shit list. |
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One of his army buddies was |
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Oh. |
| 00:20:29 |
So, where's the party? |
| 00:20:32 |
This is it. |
| 00:20:35 |
Welcome. |
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Come on in. |
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Warning, roof may be blown off |
| 00:20:44 |
Well, go ahead, |
| 00:20:47 |
Come on up. Yeah. |
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Watch your step. |
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Now entering |
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Um... |
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Are we the first ones here? |
| 00:21:02 |
Yeah, |
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I've never been |
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La fiesta esthis way, |
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Por favor, sweet and salty |
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Everything's organic. |
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Are you calling me fat? |
| 00:21:23 |
What? |
| 00:21:24 |
No. Not... No. |
| 00:21:28 |
Hey, come on, you, fat? Why would |
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My brother's retarded. |
| 00:21:38 |
[CHUCKLING] |
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[SIGHING] |
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DENIS: |
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You probably don't even |
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No, he, uh... He died. |
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[LAUGHING] |
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Yeah, that was really... |
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I'm so sorry. |
| 00:22:09 |
It was a long time ago, but thanks. |
| 00:22:13 |
Yeah. |
| 00:22:15 |
[CELL PHONE RINGING] |
| 00:22:21 |
What do you want, |
| 00:22:23 |
I need beer. |
| 00:22:24 |
Heh, heh. Yeah, you do. |
| 00:22:28 |
Donde esta la beer, |
| 00:22:30 |
My dad doesn't drink beer. |
| 00:22:34 |
We have champagne. |
| 00:22:36 |
Ooh. Okay. |
| 00:22:40 |
Champagne. |
| 00:22:44 |
This is Cristal. |
| 00:22:49 |
"The pimps?" |
| 00:22:51 |
What do you know |
| 00:22:55 |
Nothing, really. |
| 00:22:58 |
Mm. Cristal seems to have |
| 00:23:02 |
Champagne makes me |
| 00:23:07 |
Girl, water makes you |
| 00:23:09 |
Not regular water. |
| 00:23:12 |
Ha, ha. |
| 00:23:29 |
Classic. |
| 00:23:31 |
BETH: |
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No, I don't. |
| 00:23:35 |
No! |
| 00:23:41 |
Yeah, well... |
| 00:23:44 |
Maybe. |
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I'm busy right now, Kevin. |
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I want some of that. |
| 00:23:49 |
No, I will not tell you |
| 00:23:53 |
...but I will tell you this, Kevin, |
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Yep. And it is coming right... |
| 00:24:00 |
Aah! Oh. God. Oh. |
| 00:24:04 |
It's okay. Oh. |
| 00:24:08 |
BETH: Oh, nothing. |
| 00:24:10 |
Pfft. Heh. |
| 00:24:15 |
I'll get this off here. |
| 00:24:19 |
Would you hurry up? |
| 00:24:21 |
Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just... |
| 00:24:23 |
The internal pressure is 90 pounds |
| 00:24:26 |
...so I don't really know |
| 00:24:28 |
Don't you dare GPS me. |
| 00:24:33 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:24:36 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 00:24:38 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:24:41 |
I need ice! |
| 00:24:42 |
Okay, let's see. |
| 00:24:46 |
Frozen peas. |
| 00:24:48 |
Really? Okay. |
| 00:24:51 |
And frozen peas. |
| 00:24:55 |
Frozen peas. Frozen peas. |
| 00:24:57 |
Anything cold. |
| 00:24:59 |
Okay, here. Something cold. |
| 00:25:03 |
Here, come here. |
| 00:25:05 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 00:25:07 |
I'm sorry I'm so pathetic. |
| 00:25:11 |
Let me tell you something: |
| 00:25:13 |
All boys are pathetic. |
| 00:25:15 |
Well, then I apologize |
| 00:25:18 |
And sorry |
| 00:25:22 |
You're funny. |
| 00:25:26 |
How does that feel? |
| 00:25:28 |
[MOANS] |
| 00:25:36 |
Pretty good, I guess. |
| 00:25:42 |
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY |
| 00:25:44 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:25:55 |
Did you hurt |
| 00:25:59 |
Oh. Hee, hee. |
| 00:26:01 |
Yeah, I hurt my back. |
| 00:26:04 |
Ah. Ooh! |
| 00:26:05 |
[STAMMERING] |
| 00:26:08 |
Party balloons. |
| 00:26:09 |
Those aren't party balloons. |
| 00:26:12 |
So, is this what you |
| 00:26:14 |
No, those are my dad's. |
| 00:26:15 |
Your dad's not hiding in |
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Oh, I hate that. |
| 00:26:24 |
This was fun. |
| 00:26:25 |
DENIS: No, come on. Stick around. |
| 00:26:29 |
No, wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:26:30 |
I mean, we've still got |
| 00:26:33 |
Oh, wine reminds me |
| 00:26:36 |
You know what, Denis, |
| 00:26:38 |
This was a great party, though. |
| 00:26:45 |
[RICHARD WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE |
| 00:26:52 |
Oh, shit, Kevin. |
| 00:26:54 |
He triangulated |
| 00:26:56 |
[GIGGLING] |
| 00:26:58 |
[GASPS] |
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We're gonna need |
| 00:27:14 |
Sean, you naughty boy. |
| 00:27:19 |
No, no, no, no. |
| 00:27:23 |
Nobody move. |
| 00:27:26 |
Because he is going to kill me. |
| 00:27:29 |
The most he's gonna do |
| 00:27:31 |
Lisbee! Lisbee, |
| 00:27:35 |
The windows! Secure the windows! |
| 00:27:40 |
[DENIS SCREAMING] |
| 00:27:42 |
Get out here! |
| 00:27:45 |
Is he always like this? |
| 00:27:46 |
This is new behavior, |
| 00:27:54 |
He's kind of cute. |
| 00:27:57 |
Kind of. |
| 00:28:02 |
[DOOR CREAKS] |
| 00:28:05 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:28:10 |
Don't be afraid, I can handle this. |
| 00:28:12 |
I wasn't afraid. |
| 00:28:13 |
Why would you think I was afraid? |
| 00:28:15 |
Congratulations, you found me. |
| 00:28:17 |
Interesting situation |
| 00:28:20 |
Have you been doing coke? |
| 00:28:22 |
KEVIN: |
| 00:28:24 |
He's coked up? |
| 00:28:25 |
That is not one |
| 00:28:32 |
Hey! |
| 00:28:36 |
Prepare to die. |
| 00:28:39 |
Okay, that's Mandy Patinkin in |
| 00:28:43 |
Also the same line |
| 00:28:47 |
BETH: |
| 00:28:49 |
[SCREAMING] |
| 00:28:52 |
BETH: |
| 00:28:54 |
Now, this is willful damage |
| 00:28:57 |
That's a legal term! |
| 00:29:03 |
Go! |
| 00:29:07 |
Kevin, stop! |
| 00:29:09 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:29:11 |
No, Denis! Have you ever seen |
| 00:29:14 |
You run upstairs, you die! |
| 00:29:26 |
A weapon, |
| 00:29:33 |
RICH: Oh, my God. |
| 00:29:41 |
[THUDDING ON DOOR] |
| 00:29:44 |
RICH: |
| 00:30:12 |
I know what you're thinking. |
| 00:30:15 |
And, yes, this is |
| 00:30:19 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:30:23 |
I took some workshops |
| 00:30:29 |
Dr. McCoy. |
| 00:30:32 |
That used to be a person, |
| 00:30:45 |
Rich, I need your help. |
| 00:30:50 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:31:01 |
Uh, uh, okay. |
| 00:31:08 |
[SCREAMS] |
| 00:31:18 |
Go, get out of here! |
| 00:31:21 |
Go! |
| 00:31:28 |
Weird. |
| 00:31:30 |
RICH: |
| 00:31:34 |
Over here, over here. |
| 00:31:37 |
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm fine. |
| 00:31:40 |
Rich, what are you doing? |
| 00:31:41 |
I think I've made |
| 00:31:44 |
At which point did you think |
| 00:31:47 |
Yeah, no, no, no, I d... |
| 00:31:49 |
[SCREAMING] |
| 00:31:53 |
Rich! |
| 00:31:55 |
KEVIN: |
| 00:32:07 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:32:17 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:32:18 |
I'm paralyzed. |
| 00:32:22 |
You'll be okay. |
| 00:32:23 |
Quadriplegics can have sex. |
| 00:32:26 |
I saw a documentary about it |
| 00:32:29 |
Let's go. Come on. |
| 00:32:30 |
Yeah. |
| 00:32:36 |
KEVIN: |
| 00:32:42 |
Go, go, go! |
| 00:32:43 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:32:52 |
They're like cyborgs. |
| 00:32:55 |
Denis? |
| 00:33:01 |
Rich! Rich! Rich! |
| 00:33:07 |
[CAR APPROACHING] |
| 00:33:14 |
Why did you do that? |
| 00:33:18 |
I was smart. |
| 00:33:22 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:33:27 |
Come on. |
| 00:33:30 |
TREECE: |
| 00:33:32 |
Wait, Rich. |
| 00:33:40 |
[YELLING] |
| 00:33:41 |
[TREECE SCREAMING] |
| 00:33:43 |
Lisbee! Stop the car. |
| 00:33:48 |
Hey! Come back here! |
| 00:33:49 |
Call me when you're sober! |
| 00:34:06 |
[GROANS] |
| 00:34:07 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:34:12 |
No blood. |
| 00:34:17 |
Beth, we got away, so you can |
| 00:34:23 |
She always drives |
| 00:34:27 |
I was in Driver's Ed with her. |
| 00:34:29 |
You could slow down. |
| 00:34:31 |
We're gonna try |
| 00:34:32 |
We're gonna watch |
| 00:34:34 |
Oh! L... Oh. |
| 00:34:37 |
Not good, not good. Oh! |
| 00:34:41 |
I'm gonna need you |
| 00:34:43 |
BETH: |
| 00:34:45 |
[CAR HORN HONKING] |
| 00:34:49 |
Great, you just killed |
| 00:34:55 |
I'm, like, the least notable |
| 00:34:58 |
When we all die, I'll be |
| 00:35:03 |
So, Beth, uh... |
| 00:35:05 |
...I just wanna say thanks |
| 00:35:08 |
...back there after |
| 00:35:11 |
That was pretty cool. |
| 00:35:12 |
No, you ran into my car. |
| 00:35:16 |
And I'm not rescuing you. |
| 00:35:20 |
Cocaine, speed, roid rage, |
| 00:35:24 |
He'll get court-martialed |
| 00:35:26 |
Sure, yeah. |
| 00:35:29 |
Do you remember the specifics |
| 00:35:33 |
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! |
| 00:35:37 |
[SCREAMS] |
| 00:35:39 |
BETH: |
| 00:35:41 |
Could I borrow your cell phone? |
| 00:35:48 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:35:54 |
[FOREIGNER'S "FEELS LIKE THE |
| 00:35:58 |
[CELL PHONE BUZZING] |
| 00:36:00 |
Honey. Honey, you're vibrating. |
| 00:36:03 |
No, honey, honey, |
| 00:36:09 |
I don't recognize the number. |
| 00:36:12 |
Sorry. |
| 00:36:15 |
Must be a telemarketer. |
| 00:36:19 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 00:36:23 |
[SQUEALING] |
| 00:36:25 |
Oh, Mr. Cooverman. |
| 00:36:32 |
Hey, Mom, Dad, it... |
| 00:36:34 |
Hi, Mrs. C. |
| 00:36:38 |
Yeah, that was just Rich... |
| 00:36:40 |
...and we're okay. |
| 00:36:42 |
And I can explain the kitchen later. |
| 00:36:46 |
If you need to reach me, |
| 00:36:51 |
Beth, I'm sorry, can I get |
| 00:36:55 |
Shit, my phone! |
| 00:36:57 |
Kevin's probably tracking it. |
| 00:36:59 |
Aah. |
| 00:37:02 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 00:37:04 |
Asshole. |
| 00:37:07 |
Cool. |
| 00:37:09 |
MAN [ON RADIO]: |
| 00:37:13 |
Ugh. Radio sucks. |
| 00:37:16 |
Actually, why don't you |
| 00:37:21 |
Cooked up a little commencement |
| 00:37:26 |
DJ C's slamming graduation. |
| 00:37:32 |
[ALICE COOPER'S "SCHOOL'S OUT" |
| 00:37:46 |
[SINGING] |
| 00:37:50 |
All the girls and boys |
| 00:37:53 |
Makin' all that noise |
| 00:37:57 |
BOTH [SINGING]: |
| 00:38:00 |
ALL [SINGING]: |
| 00:38:03 |
Can't find a flag |
| 00:38:05 |
If that don't suit you |
| 00:38:09 |
School's out for summer |
| 00:38:15 |
School's out forever |
| 00:38:20 |
Ever. |
| 00:38:23 |
School's been blown to pieces |
| 00:38:27 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:29 |
I love this song. Who wouldn't |
| 00:38:42 |
[DENIS GRUNTS] |
| 00:38:45 |
Crack him like a walnut. |
| 00:38:49 |
Hello. |
| 00:38:53 |
Sorry. |
| 00:38:56 |
Let's get some beer. |
| 00:39:04 |
So, uh, I think I was knocked |
| 00:39:08 |
...because I definitely wasn't, uh, |
| 00:39:15 |
Yuck. |
| 00:39:18 |
Maybe we should get you some |
| 00:39:21 |
Oh, no. No, no, no, |
| 00:39:25 |
Wow, your eyes aren't blue. |
| 00:39:31 |
My eyes? |
| 00:39:32 |
Yeah, there's like some |
| 00:39:35 |
...on the pupil, there's like a hazel |
| 00:39:41 |
Uh, my grandma used to call |
| 00:39:46 |
Lucky dog. |
| 00:39:51 |
So, what kind of beer |
| 00:39:53 |
What kind? All kinds. |
| 00:39:55 |
I'm a maniac |
| 00:40:04 |
Chips, chips, chips. |
| 00:40:08 |
Got it? |
| 00:40:10 |
Suzy Q's, yum. |
| 00:40:12 |
My mom says yum. |
| 00:40:15 |
Yum. |
| 00:40:17 |
Not like that, |
| 00:40:18 |
Got it? |
| 00:40:21 |
BETH: Hi. |
| 00:40:23 |
BETH: How are you? |
| 00:40:29 |
There you go. |
| 00:40:33 |
What's with |
| 00:40:35 |
Oh, he's my |
| 00:40:39 |
What happened |
| 00:40:42 |
Dad beats him. |
| 00:40:45 |
Sorry I asked. |
| 00:40:47 |
Oh, uh... Heh, heh. |
| 00:40:50 |
I'm gonna need |
| 00:40:53 |
Of course. |
| 00:40:57 |
Here you go. |
| 00:41:01 |
Wow. You've lost weight, |
| 00:41:04 |
You certainly |
| 00:41:06 |
Well, thank you. |
| 00:41:11 |
So that's $15.42, |
| 00:41:16 |
Come on. It's graduation night. |
| 00:41:20 |
Oh, well, |
| 00:41:26 |
Sam. |
| 00:41:28 |
You seem like a cool guy, Sam. |
| 00:41:31 |
Come on. Be cool. |
| 00:41:35 |
Look, |
| 00:41:42 |
How about I kiss you so hard, |
| 00:41:46 |
...you'll have to change |
| 00:41:57 |
We got beer. |
| 00:41:59 |
So that was weird what |
| 00:42:03 |
What happened? |
| 00:42:04 |
I sucked his face for |
| 00:42:07 |
RICH: |
| 00:42:09 |
Purell me. |
| 00:42:11 |
Wow. |
| 00:42:12 |
That was a big sacrifice. |
| 00:42:15 |
I couldn't have done it. |
| 00:42:20 |
I'd do two seconds. |
| 00:42:26 |
What? It isn't gay. |
| 00:42:28 |
It isn't gay. |
| 00:42:31 |
It's within the |
| 00:42:33 |
That's for food |
| 00:42:36 |
Yeah, uh, whatever. |
| 00:42:43 |
She's not Beth Cooper. |
| 00:42:59 |
[SPEAKING |
| 00:43:05 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 00:43:11 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:43:13 |
Indians. |
| 00:43:16 |
It's Jack Nicholson, Easy Rider, |
| 00:43:21 |
Something is really wrong with you. |
| 00:43:24 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:27 |
To old D.H. Lawrence. |
| 00:43:33 |
BETH: |
| 00:43:41 |
[CHUCKLING] |
| 00:43:55 |
[TOOTH CRACKS] |
| 00:43:57 |
[DENIS COUGHING] |
| 00:44:06 |
Sorry. |
| 00:44:07 |
[BOTH GRUNTING] |
| 00:44:11 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:44:16 |
Is that your tooth? |
| 00:44:19 |
It was deciduous. |
| 00:44:21 |
You still have baby teeth? |
| 00:44:23 |
Only three. |
| 00:44:24 |
Now... two. |
| 00:44:27 |
I have two. |
| 00:44:29 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:30 |
[KISS' "BETH" PLAYING |
| 00:44:33 |
How did that get on there? |
| 00:44:37 |
Rich, did you put this on? |
| 00:44:40 |
Leave it. |
| 00:44:51 |
I have to pee. |
| 00:44:52 |
Me too. |
| 00:44:57 |
Ah. Me trice. |
| 00:45:07 |
You know, I was |
| 00:45:11 |
You were named after a Kiss song? |
| 00:45:14 |
Yes. |
| 00:45:16 |
My parents were headbangers. |
| 00:45:20 |
Whoa. |
| 00:45:24 |
Beth Cooper's parents. |
| 00:45:28 |
Oh, man. That is so... cool. |
| 00:45:34 |
It's cool. |
| 00:45:36 |
You got headbangers parents. |
| 00:45:43 |
Hm. |
| 00:45:46 |
Why are we walking? |
| 00:45:48 |
When I get my own car, I am |
| 00:45:52 |
My dad was gonna |
| 00:45:54 |
...but then my stepmom bitch |
| 00:45:58 |
Well, that's what you get |
| 00:46:01 |
Mean, mean! |
| 00:46:03 |
Never admit your |
| 00:46:06 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:46:08 |
What? |
| 00:46:11 |
Let's tip one. |
| 00:46:13 |
What, isn't that like |
| 00:46:16 |
Why don't you go |
| 00:46:19 |
Me? |
| 00:46:21 |
You're the guy. |
| 00:46:23 |
More or less. |
| 00:46:25 |
TREECE: |
| 00:46:26 |
RICH: Okay, that's really nice. Okay. |
| 00:46:30 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:31 |
Shh. Could you just: Shh. |
| 00:46:34 |
This is the one. |
| 00:46:37 |
Hey, okay. |
| 00:46:40 |
[COW GROANS] |
| 00:46:41 |
Whoa. What's that kind of...? |
| 00:46:43 |
It's a moo, okay? |
| 00:46:45 |
Where? |
| 00:46:47 |
Okay, push. |
| 00:46:48 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:46:50 |
[TREECE & CAMMY LAUGHING] |
| 00:46:52 |
Do not laugh. |
| 00:47:00 |
So, what are |
| 00:47:03 |
Nothing. |
| 00:47:05 |
So, what are you |
| 00:47:09 |
I was gonna... |
| 00:47:10 |
They got this, like, pre-med |
| 00:47:15 |
Good luck with that. |
| 00:47:21 |
So, what are your plans? |
| 00:47:24 |
I don't know. Maybe go to old |
| 00:47:28 |
Harpers. |
| 00:47:30 |
Yeah, no, cool. |
| 00:47:32 |
They got a lot of |
| 00:47:37 |
Maybe. If I can afford it. |
| 00:47:46 |
So I'm not Beth Cooper, huh? |
| 00:47:49 |
You heard that? |
| 00:47:54 |
Look, what I only meant was, |
| 00:48:00 |
The Beth Cooper |
| 00:48:03 |
Right. Her. |
| 00:48:06 |
She would never hook up |
| 00:48:08 |
No, she wouldn't. |
| 00:48:12 |
And you don't have to. |
| 00:48:18 |
You're better than that. |
| 00:48:37 |
[GRUNTS] |
| 00:48:39 |
That's it. |
| 00:48:41 |
I'm going back. Thank you. |
| 00:48:45 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:48:46 |
Bye, cow! |
| 00:48:48 |
[MOOING] |
| 00:48:51 |
What's that sound? |
| 00:48:53 |
[COWS MOOING] |
| 00:48:56 |
Cows. |
| 00:48:58 |
Stampede! |
| 00:49:03 |
[COW BELLOWS] |
| 00:49:06 |
What the hell was that? |
| 00:49:09 |
Uh, sounded like a cow. |
| 00:49:12 |
No, that was no standard cow. |
| 00:49:17 |
Denis Cooverman. |
| 00:49:21 |
Vaccaphobic? Course not. |
| 00:49:23 |
[RICH SCREAMING] |
| 00:49:26 |
DENIS: |
| 00:49:27 |
What the hell? |
| 00:49:29 |
TREECE: |
| 00:49:30 |
A cow bit me! |
| 00:49:32 |
No, cows can't bite. |
| 00:49:33 |
Well, this one sure as shit could. |
| 00:49:35 |
No, no, no, |
| 00:49:38 |
We all know that they |
| 00:49:42 |
You're useful. |
| 00:49:44 |
What is that smell? |
| 00:49:47 |
He pooped his shoes. |
| 00:49:50 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:49:52 |
Lose the shoes. |
| 00:49:56 |
Uh, you're not getting in |
| 00:50:00 |
They go, with you |
| 00:50:06 |
You pooped your shoes. |
| 00:50:25 |
Lights out. |
| 00:50:28 |
[CAMMY & TREECE SCREAMING] |
| 00:50:32 |
[DENIS & RICH SCREAMING] |
| 00:50:40 |
[WHOOPING] |
| 00:50:47 |
To the future! Whoo! |
| 00:50:52 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 00:50:58 |
Turn the headlights on now! |
| 00:51:01 |
Okay! |
| 00:51:03 |
There, you happy? |
| 00:51:06 |
Car! |
| 00:51:07 |
[ALL SCREAMING] |
| 00:51:13 |
[SCREECHING] |
| 00:51:20 |
Sorry, I was unaware |
| 00:51:39 |
RICH: Mr. And Mrs. C? |
| 00:51:43 |
My mom and dad. |
| 00:51:46 |
Could be worse. |
| 00:51:52 |
Well, thank you all |
| 00:51:58 |
...but now I must die. |
| 00:52:00 |
You do not wanna talk to your dad |
| 00:52:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:15 |
Goddamn kids! |
| 00:52:21 |
VALET: |
| 00:52:22 |
Sorry! |
| 00:52:27 |
Thank you. |
| 00:52:29 |
Shit my panties. |
| 00:52:30 |
This is Valli Wooley's house. |
| 00:52:34 |
Because you called her |
| 00:52:35 |
...in front of the |
| 00:52:37 |
Don't worry... |
| 00:52:38 |
...she's usually upstairs |
| 00:52:40 |
If she gives you shit, |
| 00:52:42 |
She'll be protecting |
| 00:52:44 |
Her nose was a |
| 00:52:47 |
CAMMY: |
| 00:52:50 |
Hi! |
| 00:52:51 |
Ew. Don't say hi to her. |
| 00:52:53 |
Drinks by the pool! |
| 00:52:56 |
[CHATTERING] |
| 00:52:58 |
[GYM CLASS HEROES "CATCH ME |
| 00:53:02 |
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] |
| 00:53:07 |
Hey, what is that? |
| 00:53:15 |
Sorry. |
| 00:53:28 |
Your party was better. |
| 00:53:48 |
What? |
| 00:53:54 |
I'm gonna go find a bathroom. |
| 00:54:18 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:21 |
Don't move. |
| 00:54:22 |
All right, yes, fine, all right. |
| 00:54:28 |
Oh, Greg. |
| 00:54:31 |
Well, if anybody's |
| 00:54:34 |
...it should be you, |
| 00:54:36 |
You've earned it. |
| 00:54:40 |
How did you know? |
| 00:54:44 |
How did you? |
| 00:54:46 |
[SOBBING] |
| 00:55:07 |
Did I do that? |
| 00:55:09 |
This? No, it's not one of yours. |
| 00:55:13 |
It was an accident. |
| 00:55:15 |
You know, sometimes, |
| 00:55:21 |
I just black out. |
| 00:55:24 |
I'd have that looked at, Greg. |
| 00:55:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:55:32 |
Maybe I could call you sometime? |
| 00:55:36 |
Sure. |
| 00:55:39 |
Maybe a trained professional |
| 00:55:42 |
I'm just thinking aloud here. |
| 00:55:47 |
But can I get a hug? |
| 00:55:51 |
You do what you need to do, Greg. |
| 00:55:57 |
All right. |
| 00:56:01 |
[SINGING] |
| 00:56:07 |
Forget the good times too |
| 00:56:13 |
BOTH: |
| 00:56:19 |
I will be there waiting for you |
| 00:56:25 |
GREG: Thanks, Denis. |
| 00:56:27 |
[THE TING TINGS' "SHUT UP AND |
| 00:56:32 |
Rich! |
| 00:56:34 |
RICH: Le Coove! Here. |
| 00:56:37 |
RICH: Check it out. |
| 00:56:40 |
Pedophilia. |
| 00:56:42 |
It's always |
| 00:56:47 |
You know they call us |
| 00:56:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:51 |
I mean, like, together, like we're |
| 00:56:55 |
Where's Beth? |
| 00:56:59 |
I told you that speech |
| 00:57:00 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:57:02 |
What about what's happened tonight |
| 00:57:05 |
Closure. If you didn't |
| 00:57:07 |
...you'd never know what a |
| 00:57:10 |
No other girl would ever live up |
| 00:57:13 |
She's not a scary wack job. |
| 00:57:17 |
Dude, don't backpedal, |
| 00:57:20 |
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH] |
| 00:57:21 |
Your new hopeless obsession |
| 00:57:25 |
Denny! |
| 00:57:26 |
Oh, secret shame. |
| 00:57:28 |
This is so great. |
| 00:57:29 |
I didn't expect |
| 00:57:33 |
Patty. |
| 00:57:35 |
I loved your speech. You said |
| 00:57:40 |
Richard, do you know Victoria? |
| 00:57:44 |
Yes, certainamente. |
| 00:57:49 |
You're not wearing shoes. |
| 00:57:52 |
Nobody wears shoes anymore. |
| 00:57:54 |
PATTY: Denny, |
| 00:57:57 |
Greg Saloga beat you up, |
| 00:57:58 |
Or Valli Wooley, she paid |
| 00:58:01 |
No, the Coove had a little dust-up |
| 00:58:06 |
Beth Cooper? |
| 00:58:09 |
Army, dark ops, couldn't stand the |
| 00:58:13 |
...so it went to blows. |
| 00:58:15 |
I mean, you think this is bad, |
| 00:58:19 |
DENIS: |
| 00:58:22 |
He's in the hospital, |
| 00:58:25 |
To tell you the truth, |
| 00:58:28 |
Me too. |
| 00:58:29 |
Actually, he's upstairs. |
| 00:58:33 |
Um, whoa, uh... |
| 00:58:35 |
Right, look at the time here. |
| 00:58:37 |
My female fiancée's getting off |
| 00:58:42 |
Wow, you know, but this has been |
| 00:58:45 |
Good luck! |
| 00:58:49 |
Bye! |
| 00:58:51 |
Sorry. |
| 00:58:53 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:58:55 |
VALLl: |
| 00:58:57 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:59:01 |
Don't. |
| 00:59:11 |
[WHISTLES] |
| 00:59:13 |
So we meet again. |
| 00:59:15 |
Really? Ernst Blofeld in just |
| 00:59:21 |
Kevin, just stop. |
| 00:59:24 |
Get out of here. |
| 00:59:26 |
And get yourself tested |
| 00:59:29 |
Why don't you get that tight, pretty |
| 00:59:36 |
Move out! |
| 00:59:45 |
CAMMY: |
| 00:59:51 |
Stay here. |
| 00:59:54 |
KEVIN: |
| 00:59:56 |
[ROCK MUSIC |
| 00:59:58 |
[DENIS GRUNTING] |
| 01:00:02 |
I am not your plaything! |
| 01:00:07 |
No, no, come on! Come on, people! |
| 01:00:12 |
VALLl: |
| 01:00:13 |
[MUSIC STOPS] |
| 01:00:17 |
I am not worthless, okay? |
| 01:00:20 |
Look at this party. |
| 01:00:25 |
Cause brain damage. |
| 01:00:29 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 01:00:31 |
Thank God, Coach Raupp. |
| 01:00:33 |
Ladies. |
| 01:00:35 |
Some ground rules. |
| 01:00:36 |
You're not gonna stop it? |
| 01:00:40 |
Fair fight? Look at his arms, |
| 01:00:43 |
RAUPP: |
| 01:00:45 |
Okay. Pretty simple. |
| 01:00:46 |
No biting, scratching, hair-pulling. |
| 01:00:51 |
Headbutt? |
| 01:00:53 |
And remember, once your |
| 01:00:56 |
...the beating is over. |
| 01:00:58 |
Okay? |
| 01:01:00 |
And... |
| 01:01:01 |
...fight. |
| 01:01:06 |
Cooverman, Bison pride. |
| 01:01:09 |
No, I'm not gonna fight him. |
| 01:01:11 |
Don't be such a pussy, pussy. |
| 01:01:14 |
Look, Kevin, |
| 01:01:18 |
You got the girl... |
| 01:01:19 |
...you've humiliated me |
| 01:01:22 |
I apologize and surrender |
| 01:01:27 |
[GRUNTS] |
| 01:01:29 |
Denis. |
| 01:01:31 |
PATTY: |
| 01:01:32 |
Wow. Ha, ha. Oh, man! |
| 01:01:36 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:01:39 |
Get up! |
| 01:01:41 |
You can take him. |
| 01:01:43 |
You can do this. |
| 01:01:45 |
Get up! Come on. |
| 01:01:48 |
Hey! |
| 01:01:50 |
Leave my friend alone! |
| 01:01:52 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 01:01:56 |
Let's get him. |
| 01:02:01 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 01:02:10 |
That all you got, son, huh? |
| 01:02:26 |
Now, Denis, where were we? |
| 01:02:30 |
[TIRES SQUEALING] |
| 01:02:52 |
[OVER PA] |
| 01:02:57 |
Come on. |
| 01:03:01 |
KEVIN: Where do you |
| 01:03:07 |
BETH: Okay, time to get |
| 01:03:10 |
Denis! Come on. |
| 01:03:19 |
VALET: |
| 01:03:28 |
[BETH WHOOPS] |
| 01:03:29 |
Do you know how many laws |
| 01:03:32 |
Grand theft auto, |
| 01:03:35 |
...assault with a deadly weapon, |
| 01:03:38 |
...leaving the scene of an accident, |
| 01:03:42 |
That's seven, at least! |
| 01:03:46 |
I don't think that's |
| 01:03:48 |
DENIS: |
| 01:03:50 |
Pull over, Beth. |
| 01:03:51 |
Hey, how about this? |
| 01:03:54 |
"Thank you. Thank you, Beth, |
| 01:03:58 |
Saving my life? Saving my...? |
| 01:04:02 |
You're the one who almost ran |
| 01:04:05 |
...owned by some homicidal |
| 01:04:08 |
...who's been trying |
| 01:04:10 |
You're spitting your blood |
| 01:04:12 |
You're supposed to keep |
| 01:04:15 |
You know what? |
| 01:04:21 |
Who said it's supposed |
| 01:04:43 |
Everybody out. |
| 01:04:49 |
Uh-uh. No, no, no. |
| 01:04:53 |
I have a key to the school. |
| 01:04:54 |
You have a key to the school. |
| 01:04:56 |
Head cheerleader is a position |
| 01:05:00 |
Heh, heh. Fools. |
| 01:05:08 |
Come on, Denis. This is the least |
| 01:05:12 |
Sit. You'll enjoy it. |
| 01:05:19 |
Ready, girls? |
| 01:05:21 |
[CHANTING] |
| 01:05:24 |
Are you ready? |
| 01:05:27 |
B-G, number one |
| 01:05:30 |
Five, six, seven, eight! |
| 01:05:33 |
We're going to the top |
| 01:05:37 |
Come on, girls |
| 01:05:39 |
Yellow. |
| 01:05:41 |
GROUP: |
| 01:05:42 |
Blue! |
| 01:05:44 |
GROUP: Mighty Bisons |
| 01:05:47 |
Ready and slow it down. |
| 01:05:50 |
Can you feel it? What? |
| 01:05:54 |
Yellow and blue |
| 01:05:58 |
Ready and last time |
| 01:06:01 |
With spirit and spark |
| 01:06:04 |
Mighty Bisons, kiss, kiss |
| 01:06:08 |
Yeah! |
| 01:06:11 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 01:06:32 |
Let's hit the showers. |
| 01:06:34 |
Showers! Showers! |
| 01:06:38 |
BETH: Let's go! Come on, hurry! |
| 01:06:40 |
[TREECE & BETH WHOOPING |
| 01:06:51 |
They're hitting the showers. |
| 01:06:53 |
Come on! |
| 01:06:55 |
L... l... I'd love to. I just, um... |
| 01:06:58 |
I don't think we were invited. |
| 01:07:04 |
You know, Rich... |
| 01:07:07 |
...you don't have to prove anything. |
| 01:07:17 |
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] |
| 01:07:27 |
[BETH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] |
| 01:07:33 |
BETH: |
| 01:07:36 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:07:38 |
I said yes, immediately. |
| 01:07:43 |
Sorry. |
| 01:07:50 |
Don't be shy. |
| 01:08:00 |
[MOANS] |
| 01:08:01 |
God. |
| 01:08:03 |
Oh. |
| 01:08:08 |
TREECE: Hey, space boy. |
| 01:08:12 |
[GIRLS GIGGLING AND SHRIEKING] |
| 01:08:17 |
That invitation |
| 01:08:21 |
I just don't think we should be... |
| 01:08:24 |
Stop! Stop thinking |
| 01:08:27 |
I don't wanna ruin anything. |
| 01:08:31 |
You know, except maybe this. |
| 01:08:33 |
And this, my friend, |
| 01:08:36 |
Chances like this don't |
| 01:08:39 |
In fact, |
| 01:08:40 |
This does not happen! |
| 01:08:42 |
TREECE: |
| 01:08:45 |
"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. |
| 01:08:51 |
Robin Williams, and your dad. |
| 01:08:55 |
I'm just trying to make it |
| 01:09:00 |
You're not alive unless you're living. |
| 01:09:05 |
Who said that? |
| 01:09:08 |
I think I did. |
| 01:09:13 |
"Here's Johnny!" |
| 01:09:16 |
[ROARING] |
| 01:09:18 |
[GIRLS SHRIEKING] |
| 01:09:30 |
Carpe diem. |
| 01:09:39 |
[HUMMING] |
| 01:09:50 |
Beth. |
| 01:09:52 |
Gotta tell you, you're in for a treat. |
| 01:09:56 |
Been reading a few |
| 01:10:00 |
...and they've got a couple secrets |
| 01:10:04 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 01:10:16 |
How did you find us?! |
| 01:10:19 |
RICH: |
| 01:10:22 |
Taste my wet blade. |
| 01:10:26 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 01:10:33 |
BETH: Come on! Get your stuff! |
| 01:10:36 |
DENIS: Are you sure? |
| 01:10:40 |
I've been preparing for this |
| 01:10:43 |
Help! Help! |
| 01:10:48 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 01:10:55 |
BOY: |
| 01:11:05 |
Never again. |
| 01:11:14 |
Yes! |
| 01:11:40 |
Come on, hurry up! |
| 01:11:43 |
BETH: |
| 01:11:46 |
Your boyfriend has them. |
| 01:11:48 |
Okay, we gotta go, come on. |
| 01:11:50 |
Come on, come on, come on! |
| 01:11:57 |
Aw, how sweet. |
| 01:12:01 |
Come on! |
| 01:12:03 |
DENIS: |
| 01:12:04 |
[RICH & KEVIN GRUNTING] |
| 01:12:31 |
Yah! Is that all you've got? |
| 01:12:35 |
Oh. Oh, one more? |
| 01:12:39 |
Ha, ha, ha. Classic. |
| 01:12:47 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 01:12:51 |
Guys! |
| 01:12:53 |
Rich, I got your clothes. |
| 01:12:58 |
Yah! |
| 01:13:01 |
Okay, go, go. |
| 01:13:06 |
[TRUCK HORN HONKING] |
| 01:13:10 |
Goddamn truck drivers. |
| 01:13:12 |
Where are we going? |
| 01:13:14 |
We can go to |
| 01:13:16 |
I can go there anytime I want as |
| 01:13:20 |
You know what, I just, um... |
| 01:13:24 |
You know, you're the one |
| 01:13:27 |
Me? |
| 01:13:29 |
Yeah, you. |
| 01:13:31 |
You're the geek who, in front of the |
| 01:13:34 |
...declared your love for someone |
| 01:13:37 |
He knows a lot about you. |
| 01:13:41 |
He knows your locker combo. |
| 01:13:46 |
He knows your blood type. |
| 01:13:48 |
Okay, I hate to remind you this, |
| 01:13:53 |
You did. Oh, my God, |
| 01:13:58 |
If you didn't think it was sweet, |
| 01:14:01 |
What do you think, |
| 01:14:03 |
We thought |
| 01:14:09 |
Oh. Okay. |
| 01:14:15 |
Are you just gonna keep bleeding? |
| 01:14:19 |
Just put your head back. |
| 01:14:22 |
Now it's dripping down my throat. |
| 01:14:25 |
Stick these up there. |
| 01:14:51 |
Listen, |
| 01:14:56 |
She thought it would be funny. |
| 01:15:00 |
I mean, we all thought |
| 01:15:07 |
Guess I did think |
| 01:15:12 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:15:15 |
Guys tell me they love me |
| 01:15:18 |
And it's usually because |
| 01:15:24 |
Well, it was kind of funny, |
| 01:15:29 |
Ha, ha, ha. |
| 01:15:31 |
[BOTH LAUGHING] |
| 01:15:32 |
Please, take those out now. |
| 01:15:36 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 01:15:38 |
[BOTH GROAN] |
| 01:15:44 |
BETH: |
| 01:15:46 |
Sure. |
| 01:15:48 |
You smell like |
| 01:15:51 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 01:15:52 |
Yeah, it's probably my shirt. |
| 01:15:56 |
Take it off. |
| 01:15:58 |
Oh, no, I can leave it on, |
| 01:16:00 |
I'm not gonna molest you. |
| 01:16:06 |
Take it off, |
| 01:16:17 |
Let me just air it out a little. |
| 01:16:20 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:16:24 |
[TREECE GASPS] |
| 01:16:28 |
BETH: |
| 01:16:40 |
Okay, it was somewhere |
| 01:16:49 |
[CAMMY AND RICH LAUGHING] |
| 01:16:53 |
Oh, my God. What? |
| 01:16:58 |
Really? Dude. |
| 01:17:01 |
I think those are |
| 01:17:07 |
Give me my poncho. |
| 01:17:10 |
Give me my poncho. |
| 01:17:13 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:17:16 |
RICH: |
| 01:17:17 |
DENIS: |
| 01:17:19 |
...so it's appropriate |
| 01:17:22 |
No, it's good, I'm happy that you're... |
| 01:17:26 |
Get in here. |
| 01:17:28 |
It's fuchsia and it's |
| 01:17:32 |
That's fine. |
| 01:17:34 |
There we go. |
| 01:17:35 |
How do I look? Good? |
| 01:17:42 |
Ha, ha, ha. |
| 01:17:46 |
What? |
| 01:17:49 |
Goddamn Kevin. |
| 01:17:50 |
Because of you I am in the middle |
| 01:17:54 |
Oh, yeah, no, |
| 01:17:59 |
Why do you even go out |
| 01:18:02 |
In the beginning, he was sweet. |
| 01:18:07 |
And when he smiled... |
| 01:18:13 |
I don't know. |
| 01:18:14 |
Guess it was the way other girls |
| 01:18:20 |
I felt proud. |
| 01:18:22 |
Thought I was the lucky girl |
| 01:18:28 |
It didn't bother you |
| 01:18:30 |
An asshole? |
| 01:18:31 |
Yeah. |
| 01:18:33 |
I just made excuses |
| 01:18:39 |
...it was nice to feel wanted. |
| 01:18:41 |
See, I don't get that... |
| 01:18:43 |
...because there are so many guys |
| 01:18:47 |
Yeah. For a night, maybe. |
| 01:18:54 |
So why did you do it? |
| 01:18:59 |
I don't know. |
| 01:19:01 |
It's just... |
| 01:19:04 |
You're the |
| 01:19:06 |
...and I'm the captain |
| 01:19:08 |
And I know it's ridiculous to think |
| 01:19:16 |
I guess I just wanted |
| 01:19:20 |
And I never did, |
| 01:19:24 |
...that was my last chance, |
| 01:19:29 |
Well, I'm glad you did. |
| 01:19:35 |
Look! Your shirt. |
| 01:19:39 |
Oh, uh, um... |
| 01:19:47 |
Oh. |
| 01:19:49 |
Aw. |
| 01:19:51 |
Hi! Oh, you're so cute! |
| 01:19:54 |
Hey, no. No, that's not food. |
| 01:19:58 |
That's my shirt. |
| 01:20:01 |
[SNARLING] |
| 01:20:03 |
[BOTH SCREAMING] |
| 01:20:09 |
DENIS: |
| 01:20:10 |
He looked right at me! |
| 01:20:23 |
BETH: |
| 01:20:27 |
[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] |
| 01:20:39 |
Smells like death |
| 01:20:41 |
My dad just bought all this stuff. |
| 01:20:45 |
They are kind of cute, huh? |
| 01:20:48 |
Dude, |
| 01:20:51 |
Well, what am I supposed |
| 01:20:53 |
Treece, darling... |
| 01:20:54 |
would you get this lovely |
| 01:20:57 |
Yeah, try the bedroom. |
| 01:20:58 |
Okay, who wants a drink? |
| 01:21:00 |
I do, please. |
| 01:21:03 |
[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] |
| 01:21:14 |
[IN NORMAL VOICE] |
| 01:21:16 |
You know what's weird? |
| 01:21:20 |
Anyway, to the world's |
| 01:21:25 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:33 |
[TREECE & BETH GASPING] |
| 01:21:36 |
Wow. |
| 01:21:40 |
Does anyone wanna come |
| 01:21:44 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:47 |
[GIGGLING] |
| 01:21:59 |
Hey. |
| 01:22:01 |
Hey, can I ask |
| 01:22:04 |
What? |
| 01:22:06 |
It's about |
| 01:22:10 |
What about him? |
| 01:22:12 |
What was |
| 01:22:15 |
David. |
| 01:22:18 |
What was he like? |
| 01:22:21 |
He was already sick |
| 01:22:24 |
Died when I was 2. |
| 01:22:28 |
I don't remember him |
| 01:22:31 |
There's this picture of me |
| 01:22:35 |
...and it's like he's |
| 01:22:39 |
It's the big, dramatic tragedy |
| 01:22:44 |
DENIS: |
| 01:22:48 |
I mean, maybe |
| 01:22:51 |
...but I'll bet it |
| 01:22:54 |
BETH: Thank you. |
| 01:23:07 |
"Say hello to my little friend!" |
| 01:23:09 |
Ha, ha, ha. |
| 01:23:11 |
What? |
| 01:23:13 |
Scarface. Pacino, |
| 01:23:18 |
Look. |
| 01:23:24 |
"Fill your hands, |
| 01:23:29 |
[GRUNTING] |
| 01:23:30 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 01:23:32 |
What? |
| 01:23:35 |
It's John Wayne. |
| 01:23:40 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:23:42 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 01:23:45 |
No, it's not... |
| 01:23:47 |
No, it is, because you... |
| 01:23:53 |
Why, because you think I'm gay? |
| 01:23:58 |
You think incorrectly. |
| 01:23:59 |
The lady doth protest |
| 01:24:02 |
What? |
| 01:24:04 |
Like you know Shakespeare. |
| 01:24:06 |
Queen Gertrude to |
| 01:24:10 |
...1602, William Shakespeare, |
| 01:24:15 |
Wow. |
| 01:24:16 |
That's... Wow. |
| 01:24:18 |
Yeah. |
| 01:24:22 |
BETH: |
| 01:24:24 |
It's so big |
| 01:24:26 |
Well, that's an optical illusion. |
| 01:24:29 |
There are certain things |
| 01:24:32 |
...in context to the objects |
| 01:24:36 |
You know everything, |
| 01:24:39 |
No, no, not everything. |
| 01:24:44 |
Multiple things. |
| 01:24:46 |
Well, I'll tell you one thing |
| 01:24:50 |
When a girl says the |
| 01:24:53 |
...you know what you say? |
| 01:24:55 |
Not what I said, |
| 01:24:58 |
You don't say anything. |
| 01:24:59 |
You just put your arm |
| 01:25:05 |
You know, just something |
| 01:25:10 |
For future reference, |
| 01:25:19 |
If you're not gay, why so |
| 01:25:23 |
Heh, heh, l... |
| 01:25:27 |
It was uncool |
| 01:25:30 |
No 18-year-old boy |
| 01:25:33 |
I am that cool. |
| 01:25:37 |
Nobody cares |
| 01:25:41 |
I'm not. |
| 01:25:43 |
Nobody cares, so |
| 01:25:50 |
You, Richard Munsch, |
| 01:25:54 |
Never been |
| 01:25:56 |
Wha? |
| 01:26:00 |
Um... |
| 01:26:01 |
[BOTH GIGGLING] |
| 01:26:12 |
Watch... |
| 01:26:13 |
TREECE: |
| 01:26:19 |
That's nice, it's nice. Yeah. |
| 01:26:23 |
You cool? |
| 01:26:25 |
Long as everyone else |
| 01:26:30 |
Hey, there is |
| 01:26:35 |
Yeah, I'm liking that. |
| 01:26:37 |
[MOANING] |
| 01:26:39 |
Yeah, definitely reacted |
| 01:26:43 |
Uh... |
| 01:26:45 |
Hey, this is, wow, great, |
| 01:26:49 |
...but I left my latex sheaths |
| 01:26:53 |
That's okay. |
| 01:26:54 |
Treece's got some, |
| 01:26:56 |
I've got gobs. |
| 01:26:57 |
Gobs? |
| 01:27:11 |
Well, that |
| 01:27:15 |
But at least we know |
| 01:27:18 |
Yeah, tell that to my dad. |
| 01:27:28 |
So do you |
| 01:27:30 |
Yeah. |
| 01:27:32 |
Am I everything you've |
| 01:27:35 |
No, it's not like that |
| 01:27:37 |
I mean, you're different |
| 01:27:42 |
You're real. |
| 01:27:46 |
And scary. |
| 01:27:48 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 01:27:49 |
And exciting and fun. |
| 01:27:52 |
But I thought you said |
| 01:27:58 |
All my memories from |
| 01:28:06 |
You gotta get out more often. |
| 01:28:08 |
Yeah. |
| 01:28:12 |
Where are you |
| 01:28:14 |
NYU. |
| 01:28:16 |
What are you majoring in? |
| 01:28:19 |
Shut up. Shut up! |
| 01:28:22 |
Me too. |
| 01:28:23 |
Yeah, and directing. |
| 01:28:25 |
If you wanna be an actress, |
| 01:28:29 |
Social survival. |
| 01:28:32 |
Mm-hm. |
| 01:28:34 |
So who is your |
| 01:28:37 |
Hello, |
| 01:28:41 |
Wow. |
| 01:28:44 |
I know high school |
| 01:28:48 |
No, it was... |
| 01:28:51 |
...completely awful. |
| 01:28:55 |
You see, the thing is, |
| 01:29:00 |
I had a great, great ride. |
| 01:29:06 |
And now it's over. |
| 01:29:10 |
You, you're gonna go off |
| 01:29:14 |
...and cure cancer or whatever |
| 01:29:19 |
But this? |
| 01:29:22 |
This is about it for me. |
| 01:29:27 |
Everything in my life from here |
| 01:29:35 |
...ordinary. |
| 01:29:39 |
Wow. |
| 01:29:40 |
That's such... |
| 01:29:44 |
...bullshit. |
| 01:29:46 |
Heh. |
| 01:29:48 |
Because the Beth Cooper |
| 01:29:50 |
The one that I now know... |
| 01:29:53 |
...is the most alive person |
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The Beth Cooper |
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...she's not gonna have |
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She's gonna have an amazing life. |
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Slightly insane... |
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...but never uninteresting... |
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...always ass-kicking... |
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...life. |
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How do you know that? |
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Because I'm a very smart guy. |
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All right, |
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Any luck? |
| 01:30:45 |
No, they can't send anyone |
| 01:30:47 |
Explain this to me: |
| 01:30:49 |
How do you put a |
| 01:30:51 |
God only knows. |
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Oh, hi. I need to get |
| 01:30:59 |
COOVERMAN: |
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MRS. COOVERMAN: |
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Denis! |
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I'm okay. I'm okay. |
| 01:31:14 |
I can't talk about this. |
| 01:31:20 |
Or did she already |
| 01:31:23 |
[WHIMPERS] |
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Wow. |
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I talked to your dad, Rich. |
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You might wanna hang out |
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Okay. |
| 01:31:38 |
Okay. |
| 01:31:42 |
Got it. Thanks. |
| 01:31:48 |
I hope you had fun. |
| 01:31:52 |
You know we have to |
| 01:31:56 |
Yeah. Figured that. |
| 01:31:59 |
What do they do these days? |
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I don't even know. |
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But... |
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...whatever it is, |
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Let's not tell |
| 01:32:15 |
Yeah. |
| 01:32:18 |
We can discuss it inside. |
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So... |
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Good luck with Stanford |
| 01:32:38 |
Yeah. You know, |
| 01:32:46 |
We should do this again |
| 01:32:50 |
Sure. |
| 01:32:53 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 01:33:10 |
You're getting better |
| 01:33:13 |
I was bad before? |
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[LAUGHING] |
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Thank you... |
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...for loving me. |
| 01:33:33 |
What's not to love? |
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You remember that. |
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Hey, Beth. |
| 01:33:56 |
See you at the reunion. |
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If we're both still single, |
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That's a promise. |
| 01:34:22 |
RICH: |
| 01:34:28 |
DENIS: |
| 01:34:37 |
So guess what? |
| 01:34:40 |
I think I'm gay. |
| 01:34:42 |
Yeah? |
| 01:34:44 |
Oh, that's great, |
| 01:34:47 |
Dude. |
| 01:34:50 |
Yeah, no, I know. |
| 01:34:53 |
You know, I could be bi. |
| 01:34:56 |
RICH: I was with two |
| 01:34:59 |
That's a lot more |
| 01:35:01 |
DENIS: Well, hey, I |
| 01:35:03 |
RICH: Now you gotta |
| 01:35:05 |
DENIS: I will. I'm not really |
| 01:35:08 |
I'll leave a message on |
| 01:35:11 |
RICH: No, it has to be |
| 01:35:13 |
DENIS: Like what? |
| 01:35:15 |
Go to her house, |
| 01:35:18 |
DENIS: |
| 01:35:19 |
RICH: No, it's not stalking |
| 01:35:22 |
Grab her and take her someplace |
| 01:35:26 |
DENIS: |
| 01:35:28 |
RICH: |
| 01:35:31 |
Okay, first we're gonna need |
