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00:00:47	Looks good, right?
00:00:54	So, my plan is to create
00:00:59	all along the perimeter here.
00:01:02	I also am planning this neighborhood-y
00:01:06	in the central square.
00:01:07	You know, I even had this thought
00:01:09	could open up a second location
00:01:12	Really? Because Denise keeps talking
00:01:14	about wanting to open up
00:01:16	Well, it'd be great. Yeah.
00:01:17	Look, the land is a little pricey,
00:01:20	but once I sell the Ferrigno estate,
00:01:22	I figured out I could at least
00:01:24	and still have enough money left over
00:01:29	What are you talking about?
00:01:33	Zooey, I know it's only been
00:01:36	but I am so madly, insanely,
00:01:46	Will you marry me?
00:01:48	Yes! It just happened
00:01:51	-Can you believe it?
00:01:54	oh, my god_
00:01:56	and you end up marrying
00:01:58	who randomly walks into our store?
00:02:00	It's so cute. She doesn't know
00:02:02	you do not know how lucky you are_
00:02:04	It is impossible
00:02:07	-I know_
00:02:09	-Oh, my God. Really?
00:02:12	I'm sorry, but not really.
00:02:14	-Hey, will you conference in Denise?
00:02:18	-Oh, God.
00:02:21	Hi.
00:02:24	Hi.
00:02:32	-I love that piece of land. It's perfect.
00:02:35	I mean, I know the neighborhood's
00:02:37	oh, my god, Zo! I cannot
00:02:40	You are such a freak.
00:02:44	No, no, no, I'm totally kidding_
00:02:46	I fieel like I'm gonna puke right now_
00:02:47	Oh, my God, hold on.
00:02:48	Barry hates when I'm in the house
00:02:50	Would you give me a second,
00:02:52	Get out. Get out of the fucking house...
00:02:53	-Zooey just got engaged!
00:02:55	-"To who, " are you joking? To peter_
00:02:57	-I don't know peter_
00:02:58	-You've met him like 20 times.
00:03:00	-You don't know Peter?
00:03:02	Okay, we've been on like 20 dates
00:03:03	-You don't know him?
00:03:05	You are such an asshole.
00:03:07	Sorry, Zo. Have you set a date?
00:03:08	Yes. June 30th in Santa Barbara.
00:03:10	Peter already booked the place
00:03:12	So romantic.
00:03:13	Oh, my God. He is so romantic.
00:03:15	That's the place where you guys
00:03:22	No.
00:03:23	No, no, no,
00:03:25	That's right.
00:03:27	-yeah_
00:03:28	That's right_ The hot tub, yeah_
00:03:30	It was Mexico. You had your period in
00:03:33	god, you're so old-fiashioned, Zooey_
00:03:35	-You told them about the hot tub?
00:03:39	-Wow_ So, June 30th?
00:03:43	Who cares? Peter's a doll,
00:03:44	and he goes down on you
00:03:46	-What are you waiting fior?
00:03:48	Marry him_ Don't wait_
00:03:49	Lock that tongue down, girl.
00:03:50	Yeah. It's gonna be great.
00:03:52	All right, you guys, I'll call you later.
00:04:04	It is beautiful. It's totally understated,
00:04:10	I know! No, he's the best. I feel so lucky.
00:04:14	All right. All right, Debbie.
00:04:18	Honey!
00:04:20	-Who do you wanna call?
00:04:22	My parents are probably asleep,
00:04:24	You don't wanna tell
00:04:26	I'll make some calls this weekend.
00:04:28	Really?
00:04:29	You talk to him
00:04:32	Well, yeah.
00:04:34	I'll see him Monday morning.
00:04:35	Or what's his name?
00:04:37	-Gil?
00:04:38	Gil. Gilliam.
00:04:41	No, he's not really a "call right away"
00:04:47	Toasting.
00:04:58	-Hi! Hi.
00:05:02	-Congratulations.
00:05:04	-Excellent meat.
00:05:06	-This is delicious. Thank you so much.
00:05:09	Thank you.
00:05:11	But did Peter have any good friends
00:05:14	I honestly don't remember any.
00:05:16	All right, look, Zooey,
00:05:17	my dad worked for lBM,
00:05:21	Robbie always managed to have friends.
00:05:22	Of course, he probably wanted
00:05:24	Oswald!
00:05:26	No, Mom, it's cool. I totally did.
00:05:28	But he doesn't have to use
00:05:30	-lndeed.
00:05:31	My son is a gay man,
00:05:34	It's true. Dad loves the gays.
00:05:36	I actually made him
00:05:40	The point is, Zooey, Peter always
00:05:44	You know, I can see that
00:05:47	Thank you, fiancèe.
00:05:49	Also, you gotta understand, Zooey.
00:05:50	Peter matured sexually
00:05:53	I remember taking him swimming
00:05:55	Kid had a bush
00:05:57	Come on. Okay.
00:06:01	-Good to know.
00:06:03	Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo.
00:06:06	God.
00:06:07	Who invited the stand-up comedian
00:06:11	Zooey, here's the deal.
00:06:14	He put all his focus and energy
00:06:17	and all his dude friends
00:06:19	Zooey, don't listen to him, all right?
00:06:22	Barely grew up together
00:06:24	This is ridiculous.
00:06:27	Nothing. We're just saying
00:06:30	-Well, who's your best friend?
00:06:32	Hank Mardukas has been
00:06:34	since our first year at lBM.
00:06:35	-Best man at our wedding. Yeah.
00:06:37	Talk to him two, three times a week
00:06:41	And then there's Robbie.
00:06:43	What's up?
00:06:46	-Robbie is your other best friend?
00:07:34	What the shit is he looking at?
00:07:43	Davis Dunn Realty,
00:07:47	Hold, please. Put him through to Tevin.
00:07:51	It's very close to downtown.
00:07:55	Thank you, sweetheart.
00:07:57	I can't get you that close.
00:08:03	The skyscrapers were all lit up.
00:08:05	She was totally surprised.
00:08:07	Well, I'm jealous, Peter,
00:08:12	But you're gonna
00:08:13	Stop it. Stop.
00:08:21	Morning, Trayce.
00:08:25	-Hey, Tevin.
00:08:27	What's so funny?
00:08:28	One of the guys
00:08:29	just sent me a QuickTime.
00:08:30	It's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.
00:08:33	What's that?
00:08:34	It's one of those vibrating saddles
00:08:36	that women sit on to give them,
00:08:40	Check it out.
00:08:43	-Damn!
00:08:45	It's very. That's very sick.
00:08:47	So awesome.
00:08:50	Hey. So, what up, dog?
00:08:53	It's coming good. Yeah. I'm getting
00:08:56	Great.
00:08:58	because it's a big piece of house.
00:09:00	If you want a copilot on this,
00:09:03	No, I know. I feel like I wanna
00:09:07	-and just see how it goes...
00:09:08	-I appreciate the offer.
00:09:10	Hey, anyway, you know,
00:09:13	Well, we had this very special evening
00:09:17	She's a squirter! She's squirting!
00:09:23	Old Faithful!
00:09:26	Hello, fiancèe.
00:09:27	Hey, baby_ I totally fiorgot_
00:09:30	No prob.
00:09:33	I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys
00:09:37	-great! I gotta go_ Love you_
00:09:41	Peter! Peter!
00:09:44	I'm sending it to you.
00:09:45	-No. I don't want it.
00:09:48	God!
00:09:49	Wait a minute, I didn't even click...
00:09:54	She's got a bush like a porcupine.
00:09:55	I don't wanna know anything
00:10:06	-Suck it!
00:10:10	Good job.
00:10:12	Wow. Way to go, buddy.
00:10:16	-Great bout.
00:10:21	Bro, really sorry I lost my shit out there.
00:10:23	I just did not see that
00:10:25	Hey, man, don't worry.
00:10:27	You know, you came in
00:10:28	Anybody seen my manchette?
00:10:31	Did you look under your plastron,
00:10:33	-Fuck you, Larry!
00:10:36	-Classic.
00:10:41	Hey, so you guys want to,
00:10:44	or grab a beer or something?
00:10:45	We're actually heading up
00:10:48	Oh, yeah? What's going on up there?
00:10:49	We're just doing this thing
00:10:51	Kind of a bachelor party/camping trip
00:10:56	I didn't even know
00:10:58	Yeah. Taking the leap next Sunday.
00:11:01	-Great.
00:11:03	He's gonna lose his virginity finally.
00:11:06	I've fucked my girlfriend. He's kidding.
00:11:08	Right on! Very cool.
00:11:13	I would've invited you, man.
00:11:16	You never really come out with us
00:11:18	Oh, no, dude... Don't even.
00:11:21	It's so fine. Really.
00:11:24	You know, it's funny, actually.
00:11:28	-Wow. That's awesome.
00:11:31	-Mazel tov_
00:11:32	Good luck with that.
00:11:34	-Thank you. And you, too.
00:11:38	Yeah.
00:11:40	All right, well,
00:11:42	-Traffic.
00:11:43	-Have a blast.
00:11:44	-We'll be back on Wednesday, right?
00:11:46	Play a U2 record while you're there.
00:11:48	-Good. 'Cause of Joshua Tree_
00:11:56	It's hilarious, know what I mean?
00:12:03	No, I'm serious.
00:12:05	Hanging out with you girls,
00:12:08	because Barry loves hanging out
00:12:10	I mean, every weekend,
00:12:12	a ski trip, a weekend in Vegas.
00:12:14	Wait, Vegas? You're not worried
00:12:16	He's 40 pounds overweight
00:12:20	Look, I love the guy to death,
00:12:22	the best-looking woman
00:12:24	and I'm only a 7, so, come on.
00:12:25	Oh, my God. You're not a 7.
00:12:38	Peter's not a freakazoid.
00:12:40	I don't know, Zo.
00:12:42	A guy without friends
00:12:45	Like, my brother-in-law
00:12:47	He's always like,
00:12:49	"Where're you going?
00:12:51	"But nothing's on TV.
00:12:53	-That's... No, come on. What the...
00:12:55	Peter's not like that. Please.
00:12:58	Well, just wait.
00:12:59	But anyway, you've got six bridesmaids
00:13:02	It's gonna be a little weird
00:13:04	-Yeah, I know.
00:13:06	-So who's gonna be his best man?
00:13:08	I honestly think that his best friend
00:13:11	-Terrible.
00:13:14	Peter?
00:13:17	Peter?
00:13:21	Honey?
00:13:27	Hey!
00:13:28	-Hey!
00:13:31	I made you guys some root beer floats.
00:13:35	Peter, are those chocolate straws?
00:13:37	Yeah. Pirouettes. Pepperidge Farm.
00:13:40	Thank you so much for the floats, baby.
00:13:43	My pleasure. Enjoy.
00:13:44	-Hey, congratulations on the wedding.
00:13:48	I know. It's so exciting.
00:13:51	-All right, sir.
00:13:55	Okay.
00:13:57	Shit! Do you think he heard us?
00:13:59	-No.
00:14:01	I gotta get some fucking friends.
00:14:06	This is cool.
00:14:08	Well, the good news is
00:14:11	but straight guys are my specialty.
00:14:13	What does that mean?
00:14:14	I get bored pursuing gays.
00:14:18	-Yeah!
00:14:20	There you go, brother.
00:14:22	Push that shit out. Look at me,
00:14:25	You're clear. Locked it in, dude.
00:14:30	-Thanks, man.
00:14:31	All right, I'll see you around.
00:14:34	I hope so.
00:14:42	-That guy was totally flirting with you.
00:14:44	And did you see his wedding ring?
00:14:47	I'm telling you, hooking up is easy.
00:14:49	Meeting platonic male friends,
00:14:51	So, what do I do?
00:14:53	It's such a weird concept.
00:14:55	Well, I can do some recon
00:14:58	but you're gonna have to be
00:15:00	-Yeah, yeah.
00:15:02	Get Mom to fix you up.
00:15:04	I mean, if you see a cool-looking guy,
00:15:06	-and ask him on a man-date.
00:15:08	-A man-date.
00:15:10	-You know what I mean?
00:15:11	By that, I mean a casual lunch
00:15:14	No dinner and no movies.
00:15:16	You're not taking these boys
00:15:19	God, I love that movie.
00:15:20	No, I won't. I got you.
00:15:22	This is really exciting.
00:15:26	-So I'm gonna... What do I do?
00:15:29	-I used to play a lot of Hearts in college.
00:15:33	I don't even know why he called.
00:15:36	I don't know.
00:15:38	so just shut the fuck up and be nice.
00:15:40	Well, if I do this, we have sex
00:15:42	-Really?
00:15:46	-Fine.
00:15:48	-Fine. Love you.
00:15:51	My brother's a great guy, you know?
00:15:56	Well, actually,
00:15:57	but I'll give you five free sessions
00:16:01	Go Beckham!
00:16:04	So glad Robbie hooked this up.
00:16:07	-Me, too. This is really...
00:16:10	Here we go, Galaxy! Here we go!
00:16:14	Here we go, Galaxy! Here we go!
00:16:17	Come on, Peter, stand up. Here we go...
00:16:19	Shut the fuck up!
00:16:20	All right, now people are really upset.
00:16:22	-You shut up!
00:16:23	-You shut up!
00:16:25	Honey, he just moved to LA.
00:16:29	He's an architect.
00:16:30	His mother says
00:16:33	Robbie told me not to have dinner
00:16:36	Your brother's a crazy person.
00:16:40	-Doug?
00:16:42	-Hey.
00:16:46	-So you just moved here, huh?
00:16:49	A couple of weeks.
00:16:54	Chi-Town.
00:16:55	-Windy City.
00:16:58	Da Bears.
00:17:01	Those sports guys.
00:17:03	You know what else, the other old
00:17:07	What's the one Dana Carvey does
00:17:10	-Church Lady?
00:17:12	"lsn't that special?"
00:17:15	"lsn't that special?"
00:17:17	That sounded
00:17:19	-lt did?
00:17:25	Nice to meet you, too, Mel Stein.
00:17:28	The picture's firom
00:17:33	Have a seat. I'm so happy
00:17:38	Me, too. How long have you been
00:17:43	Three or four years.
00:17:45	I didn't know anything about it
00:17:47	-You're good at it now.
00:17:49	-And the big dog!
00:17:52	Let me ask you guys.
00:17:54	Beatles, Stones. On a count of three.
00:17:56	-One, two, three. Beatles.
00:17:58	-Fuck you.
00:18:00	-All in.
00:18:02	That's you, pal.
00:18:03	I will call in.
00:18:05	-Too much for me.
00:18:06	-Anybody else? Just me and you?
00:18:08	That's it? Pot right? Trip queens.
00:18:10	-Nice.
00:18:13	-Nice hand.
00:18:15	-Wait, let's see what he's got.
00:18:18	I have nothing. I have five spades.
00:18:21	-That's a flush.
00:18:23	Flush!
00:18:24	He's a fucking asshole.
00:18:26	-Relax.
00:18:27	-What?
00:18:30	Don't take it too seriously.
00:18:32	What are you staying in
00:18:35	With a fucking rainbow rag flop!
00:18:39	-I'm sorry...
00:18:40	I didn't know it was a rainbow.
00:18:42	-ls the wine treating you well?
00:18:45	-Excellent.
00:18:48	-Hot. Hot.
00:18:51	-She's so hot.
00:18:55	All right, Pete,
00:18:56	-No.
00:18:58	-and you'll get the hang of it.
00:19:00	Doesn't matter who's winning.
00:19:01	It comes down to you and me.
00:19:02	-It's gonna be anchors.
00:19:04	-Let's boat... Let's boat race! Race it up!
00:19:07	One! Two! Three! Go!
00:19:09	Come on, Pete! It's all you, Peter!
00:19:12	Go, go, go!
00:19:17	Take him down!
00:19:18	-One more time!
00:19:25	Come on! Go, Barry!
00:19:27	-Barry! Damn it, Barry!
00:19:29	Yes! In your face! In your...
00:19:35	Holy shit!
00:19:39	-I'm sorry.
00:19:41	-I'm so sorry.
00:19:45	-I'm sorry.
00:19:50	I gotta tell you, Doug,
00:19:52	You know, I've been out
00:19:54	It's nice to meet somebody
00:19:57	-Let's do it again.
00:19:58	Okay. Tomorrow night. Matsuhisa, 8:.00.
00:20:02	-I will see you there, sir.
00:20:24	You've been so busy.
00:20:25	I've hardly seen you
00:20:28	I know. I've been crazy at work.
00:20:31	I'm happy to see you now.
00:20:40	-Have you been kissing someone?
00:20:45	Peter, your mouth tastes like an ashtray.
00:20:50	Yes. I went to dinner with this guy,
00:20:55	What the fuck are you talking about?
00:20:57	My mom set me up with this guy,
00:20:59	and he thought I was gay,
00:21:01	It was a whole misunderstanding.
00:21:03	-Your mom set you up with a guy?
00:21:05	You told me you were going to dinner
00:21:07	-No.
00:21:09	Look, I overheard you
00:21:12	on your girls' night and...
00:21:14	I knew it.
00:21:15	Look, I know that you're stressed out
00:21:18	so I've been trying to meet someone.
00:21:22	Right, you've been...
00:21:24	I thought it was so weird
00:21:27	-Yeah, exactly. That guy's a dick.
00:21:30	-I threw up in his face.
00:21:33	-I threw up in his... A lot.
00:21:35	-Projectiled.
00:21:37	-That's a real thing.
00:21:40	Well, I don't think I'm gonna
00:21:42	so our wedding party's
00:21:45	Peter, I don't care.
00:21:49	and to stop kissing strange men.
00:21:56	Wow, it's really smoky in there.
00:21:59	Yeah, he got up in there.
00:22:01	-Tongue?
00:22:02	You wouldn't mind brushing your teeth,
00:22:04	No. I've already done it
00:22:08	I'll do the mouthwash again.
00:22:09	-There's some Tom's in the top cabinet.
00:22:14	-I love you.
00:22:40	It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:22:42	I live down there.
00:22:44	I like it. I'm liking it.
00:22:46	-Yeah?
00:22:47	It's a good space, you know?
00:22:49	-Yeah? Terrific.
00:22:51	Well, when the Santa Anas
00:22:53	-Thanks.
00:22:54	-We'll let you know.
00:22:56	Thank you.
00:23:00	-Hello.
00:23:01	-lf you need any help, just let me know.
00:23:03	Sure.
00:23:12	Thank you for eating.
00:23:14	-I'm the first one, huh?
00:23:16	I never understood why people
00:23:19	I know.
00:23:21	Why's Ferrigno selling?
00:23:22	He bought a place in Jackson Hole.
00:23:24	Yeah, I think he's tired
00:23:26	Right.
00:23:27	You know, I've always wanted a pad
00:23:30	so I think I've found it.
00:23:33	He's got one.
00:23:35	You're wasting your time
00:23:38	Why do you say that?
00:23:40	I saw the guy pull in.
00:23:43	which, I'm not a snob, it's a great car,
00:23:46	This house must be,
00:23:50	Doesn't quite compute, right?
00:23:51	Well, I hope that's not the case.
00:23:55	I think he's trying to impress that girl
00:23:58	-The feng shui.
00:24:01	How do you know that?
00:24:03	Well, it's body language, you know?
00:24:06	Look, that guy needs to fart.
00:24:07	It's pretty clear,
00:24:09	to do it in front of her,
00:24:12	-I like it. You okay?
00:24:16	-He does seem to be clenching.
00:24:18	Watch. When he gets enough space,
00:24:23	That's a good move.
00:24:25	"Hey, go check out the kitchen, honey.
00:24:27	-Okay. Yeah.
00:24:30	He's making his move slowly.
00:24:34	Wait for it. Wait for it. Fart.
00:24:37	-Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker.
00:24:39	-That's a fucking fart.
00:24:41	Look at him crop-dusting across
00:24:45	-He farted in my open house.
00:24:49	You know what, guy?
00:24:50	I like it, but I'm thinking
00:24:53	Totally, and it smells like fart.
00:24:56	-What?
00:24:57	Let's take off, baby. Come on.
00:24:59	Roll down the windows
00:25:02	You called that.
00:25:04	That's amazing. You called that!
00:25:05	-Yeah. Well, I know my farts.
00:25:07	Well, listen, just full disclosure.
00:25:11	I have no interest in buying this house.
00:25:13	Well, then why are you here?
00:25:15	To eat your free food
00:25:18	-Are you serious?
00:25:19	Yeah. I've found
00:25:22	the spread is usually pretty decent,
00:25:24	and there's a beautiful bevy of attractive
00:25:29	I don't know what to say.
00:25:34	Thank you for the sun-dried tomato aioli,
00:25:37	-Wow. Hey, thanks for noticing.
00:25:40	All right,
00:25:42	There's an open house in Bel Air that
00:25:45	-You don't wanna miss that.
00:25:47	-lt was nice to meet you. Yeah.
00:25:49	Hey, you know what, here,
00:25:51	-All right.
00:25:53	you know, a new home or anything.
00:25:54	I actually specialize in smaller houses,
00:25:57	-Lovely. Let me give you mine, as well.
00:26:01	-"Sydney Fife."
00:26:03	There you go.
00:26:04	Well, thank you
00:26:06	-My plezh. Okay.
00:26:08	-Nice to meet you.
00:26:16	Hello.
00:26:20	I can't just call him.
00:26:21	Why are you being such a chickenshit?
00:26:23	He gave you his card.
00:26:25	Engage your core.
00:26:26	It's beach season. It's beach season.
00:26:29	I hate this.
00:26:31	What are you freaking out about?
00:26:33	-I'm really nervous about this one.
00:26:37	All right, buddy, great set.
00:26:41	Look, if he does call,
00:26:43	-It's sending the wrong message.
00:26:46	Hey, Peter! I got an extra ticket
00:26:50	You know what? Thanks, man,
00:26:55	I got season ticks.
00:26:59	Hey, thanks a lot
00:27:01	-That was a blast.
00:27:04	Here we go. Here we go.
00:27:06	Everything you got! Everything you got!
00:27:20	Yeah.
00:27:22	Just to...
00:27:26	Hey... Pathetic.
00:27:29	Sydney, how you doing?
00:27:31	Hey, Sydney, it's Peter Klaven.
00:27:34	Get some guts, would you?
00:27:39	No. Oh, my God.
00:27:44	-Hey, Peter.
00:27:51	Sorry.
00:27:52	Fifie_ you know what to do_
00:27:54	Hey, Peter. It's Sydney Klaven.
00:28:01	Sydney, it's Peter Klaven.
00:28:03	I met you last week at an open house,
00:28:07	and I had a showing and...
00:28:12	Anyway, I was wondering
00:28:18	and talk about real estate and whatnot.
00:28:23	-Hey, sugar.
00:28:31	I'm sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say.
00:28:36	Yes, the open house and we met...
00:28:40	You call me back
00:28:44	And we will talk when I talk to you.
00:28:49	All right.
00:28:52	Okay. Bye, now.
00:29:03	Fuck.
00:29:06	I'm fine with a little mercury poisoning
00:29:10	'cause I love it so much.
00:29:11	My doctor said it's really bad
00:29:14	I heard that.
00:29:15	Which Barry and I are doing.
00:29:19	Oh, my God, that's so exciting!
00:29:22	-I'm sorry.
00:29:23	I'm sorry.
00:29:25	And he's so big and you're so tiny,
00:29:28	-Hailey...
00:29:30	Okay, hold on, wait.
00:29:31	Why are you even imagining us
00:29:33	-I'm seeing it again.
00:29:35	No, I love Barry.
00:29:37	-Hey!
00:29:38	-Hey! Hey!
00:29:40	-Hi!
00:29:41	I just had a meeting downtown
00:29:45	so thought I'd stop in
00:29:47	So, Peter,
00:29:50	Really, you told them? Shocking.
00:29:52	Well, I mean, Barry and his friends
00:29:54	said they had a great time with you
00:29:56	-Seriously?
00:29:57	Well, I just...
00:30:00	They were pounding drinks.
00:30:01	Yeah, you're not used to drinking
00:30:02	Excuse me just a second.
00:30:06	Peter Klaven.
00:30:10	Excuse me just one...
00:30:14	Is that a man or a woman?
00:30:15	I don't know. I've never heard of Sydney.
00:30:18	I could be in Venice by 5::00, yeah.
00:30:22	It's a man-date. It's a man-date.
00:30:24	James' Beach Bar and Grill.
00:30:27	I look forward to it. Sounds great.
00:30:31	All right. I'll see you in a jiff.
00:30:35	-"See you in a jiff'?
00:30:37	I've never said that expression before
00:30:41	Honey, you're all flustered.
00:30:43	It was just this guy
00:30:45	-Sydney something or other.
00:30:48	-Oh, my God. Peter's got a boyfriend.
00:30:52	Oh, God, why does everything
00:30:54	Because I'm single.
00:31:11	I'm meeting him right now.
00:31:13	Dude, no dinner_
00:31:15	you don't wanna get another
00:31:17	Yes, Robbie, I promise. No dinner.
00:31:19	Dude, I'm pumped about this_
00:31:22	Yeah!
00:31:24	Thank you, bro.
00:31:29	All right, so you break it off
00:31:31	Yeah, and I met Zooey
00:31:33	Man, no laj between the vag?
00:31:36	-What does that mean?
00:31:40	Yeah, no. I don't...
00:31:41	I mean, I didn't plan for it
00:31:44	with no laj, but it just happened.
00:31:47	All right. How's the sex?
00:31:49	That's a little private, wouldn't you say?
00:31:52	Look, it's something we think about
00:31:55	and yet we're not supposed
00:31:59	Well...
00:32:00	I guess no one's ever really asked me
00:32:05	-Oh, boy.
00:32:07	Well, your voice went up
00:32:09	So?
00:32:10	It means you weren't
00:32:13	Look, I don't know this girl,
00:32:19	I don't know, I guess maybe sometimes
00:32:24	-Getting it in the tush?
00:32:27	-That's my bad.
00:32:30	She doesn't like to put it in the mouth?
00:32:34	I can't believe I'm telling you this.
00:32:39	Zooey's awesome,
00:32:42	We really do. I can't...
00:32:44	Because you're speaking honestly,
00:32:50	And what about you?
00:32:51	-You ever been married?
00:32:54	For what I'm looking for,
00:32:56	They don't want anything serious,
00:32:59	Well, hey, man.
00:33:02	Believe me, Pistol, it is the best.
00:33:04	-"Pistol"?
00:33:06	-Because you're Pete. So Pistol Pete.
00:33:11	Excuse me,
00:33:14	No, sorry, chief,
00:33:16	No, actually, I already have
00:33:19	No, dude, this place
00:33:22	Literally. Ranked.
00:33:27	It's the pico de gallo, man.
00:33:30	We're barbarians after all, men.
00:33:32	Every once in a while,
00:33:36	and I just throw my own feces
00:33:46	You all right?
00:33:48	How can you disagree with me on this?
00:33:51	It's bad for the whole world.
00:33:52	My lease is gonna be up and I think...
00:33:55	-Are you talking about hybrid cars?
00:33:57	I thought you were talking
00:34:00	-Hybrid animals?
00:34:01	What the fuck is a hybrid animal?
00:34:03	It took Andre the Giant a barrel of beer
00:34:06	-"Hello, pretty lady."
00:34:11	Should we get a third order
00:34:14	Hands down,
00:34:17	God, those tortillas were incredible.
00:34:18	Yeah, they make them in-house.
00:34:22	You know what?
00:34:23	I never even asked you
00:34:26	No. No, why would I be?
00:34:29	Well, it's just when you called me back,
00:34:31	I didn't know if you wanted
00:34:33	You just seemed like a good dude.
00:34:35	I thought I'd see if you wanted
00:34:38	I'm glad you called.
00:34:39	-You get home safe, Pistol.
00:34:44	I'm sorry, what?
00:34:47	Nothing.
00:34:48	-No, what'd you say?
00:34:52	You... You nicknamed me Pistol,
00:34:56	It means nothing. I don't...
00:35:01	All right, man.
00:35:04	I got you stored in my iPhin.
00:35:07	-All right. If you need me, call, okay?
00:35:10	-Yeah. All right, man.
00:35:15	Have a good night.
00:35:23	I don't know the number for a taxi.
00:35:32	-Hi, baby.
00:35:34	-Did you have a good time?
00:35:36	Sydney's a cool guy. Got kind of drunk.
00:35:40	-Really?
00:35:43	-Really? Did you...
00:35:45	-Yeah.
00:35:47	-Good.
00:35:48	That's good. So is he your best man?
00:35:51	It's way too early to tell,
00:35:55	Go back to sleep.
00:35:57	I just wanna see
00:35:59	Okay.
00:36:07	-Whoomp! There he is! There he is!
00:36:10	-Ass, ass and titties.
00:36:11	-Fuck, I'm ticklish, Tevin.
00:36:15	Hey. How was the open hizzy?
00:36:17	-The what?
00:36:19	The open house. It was great.
00:36:21	-Yeah? Did you flip that bitch yet?
00:36:23	No. I mean, I've had a few nibbles.
00:36:26	Nibbles? Me no likey nibbles.
00:36:29	-Peter, can I talk to you as a friend?
00:36:32	You're dealing with the house
00:36:35	Mr. Louis Ferrigno,
00:36:39	Of course. I know that.
00:36:40	How badly
00:36:42	-I need to. You know, for...
00:36:45	You gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:36:46	You gotta network.
00:36:49	You gotta get them some leave-behinds.
00:36:51	-I have brochures.
00:36:54	-How?
00:36:56	-Yeah.
00:36:58	-No.
00:37:00	the director of The Village_
00:37:02	-Okay.
00:37:05	-I don't have any.
00:37:08	-How about urinal cakes?
00:37:10	-When I pee.
00:37:13	Go into any Olive Garden,
00:37:17	T.G.I. Friday's, Fuddruckers.
00:37:19	What do they have in the bathroom?
00:37:24	Does it... I don't see how that would...
00:37:25	I've had people come up to me
00:37:27	"l know you from somewhere."
00:37:29	"Yeah, you do.
00:37:31	I don't see how
00:37:33	is gonna be able to sell
00:37:36	Peter, you got the steak,
00:37:41	Why don't we split the listing. Okay?
00:37:43	Let me wet my beak on this action.
00:37:46	I appreciate it, but I'd really like to try
00:37:49	Yeah. Absolutely.
00:37:52	-I appreciate it. All right.
00:37:57	-Oh, jeez.
00:38:12	-Fife.
00:38:17	Who?
00:38:18	Peter Klaven from
00:38:22	Hey, yeah, what's going on, man?
00:38:24	Yeah. Not much. I'm working like a dog.
00:38:29	But, you know, usual... The yoozh stuff.
00:38:32	I was just calling to say, hey,
00:38:35	Yeah, I had a nice time, man.
00:38:38	Yeah, you know, if you ever wanna
00:38:42	Yeah. Actually, you know what?
00:38:44	for a little jaunt
00:38:46	-you should come meet me_
00:38:49	Cool. Why don't you meet me
00:38:52	-I don't know, in a half an hour?
00:38:54	I will see you there,
00:38:58	That was very confiusing_
00:39:01	-No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
00:39:04	All right. Laters on the menjay.
00:39:12	What did I just say?
00:39:14	He's a cross
00:39:16	-The most beautiful dog in the world.
00:39:19	Anwar Sadat,
00:39:21	after Anwar Sadat,
00:39:24	Right.
00:39:27	No, because they look exactly alike.
00:39:33	Hey, so how's Ferrigno coming?
00:39:36	Not yet, no.
00:39:38	This guy that I work with, Tevin Downey,
00:39:43	What? And split the commission?
00:39:44	What about the land
00:39:46	It would put a delay on that,
00:39:50	Tevin's a total cheeseball,
00:39:53	He's on bus-bench ads all over town.
00:39:56	You know,
00:39:58	Hey, that is bullshit. All right?
00:40:00	That open house was understated.
00:40:04	I've been to a million of those things
00:40:06	nobody puts out
00:40:08	Now hold on, my dog needs to shit.
00:40:11	Well, I'm trying to sell the place,
00:40:13	Hey, no, Pete.
00:40:17	You gotta scrap that word
00:40:19	Say you're gonna do it and you will.
00:40:22	Come on, buddy. Good boy.
00:40:26	-You need a plastic bag or...
00:40:29	Dog poop is like a compost.
00:40:31	It's got a ton of nutrients
00:40:33	But we're on pavement.
00:40:34	God damn it!
00:40:38	You mind your own fuckhole!
00:40:43	What the fuck? Psycho.
00:40:50	What was that?
00:40:51	I'm a man, Peter.
00:40:53	I've got an ocean of testosterone
00:40:55	Society tells us to act civilized,
00:40:58	and sometimes you gotta let it out.
00:41:02	I'm not gonna start screaming
00:41:06	Come with me.
00:41:11	-This is silly.
00:41:16	That was really good.
00:41:17	Now gently remove your tampon
00:41:25	Respect the process.
00:41:26	Why do you wanna mock the process?
00:41:28	-Because it doesn't do anything.
00:41:29	If you don't yell,
00:41:37	That was really good, man.
00:41:41	You just scared my dog.
00:41:53	-Yeah? You feel better?
00:41:54	-Want to get a corn dog?
00:41:55	Let's go.
00:42:02	...the span of this, like, I don't know,
00:42:07	I know. I read it in college, and I loved it.
00:42:11	What a great house.
00:42:12	Thanks, man.
00:42:14	Yeah.
00:42:17	-This is a bumper car I got on eBay.
00:42:20	I was in a bidding war
00:42:22	so I had to go on the "Buy It Now" price,
00:42:25	-Coolness.
00:42:27	Hey, Lenish.
00:42:28	Now let's check out
00:42:29	I wanna do it. Separate garage.
00:42:32	-Mr. Klaven.
00:42:35	Welcome to the Temple of Doom.
00:42:38	Holy shit, Sydney. This place is insane.
00:42:40	Holy fuck. Oh, my God.
00:42:43	-Thanks, man. I try.
00:42:46	-Thank you, sir.
00:42:48	I do. I do.
00:42:50	Photographs.
00:42:53	-Beer?
00:42:55	-Put on some tunes.
00:42:58	Yeah.
00:43:01	-Are you that little kid?
00:43:04	"Wrecking Crew."
00:43:05	-Come and take a load off, bud.
00:43:08	Pop a squizz nut.
00:43:14	What's going on over there?
00:43:17	This is where I jerk off.
00:43:20	And the condoms?
00:43:24	-I wear them when I masturbate.
00:43:28	I always get this reaction,
00:43:29	but the fact is they decrease sensitivity
00:43:33	And there's no sticky mess to clean up.
00:43:38	And when your divorcèes come over,
00:43:43	Pete, this is the man cave.
00:43:46	I got a jerk-off station, for God's sakes.
00:43:49	Sit down, man.
00:43:51	What about when your guy friends
00:43:54	Masturbation is a part of life, Pete.
00:43:59	You never talked about masturbating
00:44:02	-No, I haven't.
00:44:04	When was the last time you did it, Pete?
00:44:06	I'm not gonna tell you that.
00:44:07	Hey. Listen, you think of this place
00:44:10	I'm not gonna tell anybody
00:44:13	You have my word.
00:44:18	Zooey went to the Pasadena flea market
00:44:23	and I did it then.
00:44:25	Well, that sounds lovely.
00:44:27	What'd you use? Internet or DVD?
00:44:29	How do you get me
00:44:32	Come on.
00:44:34	I used a picture of Zooey in a bikini
00:44:37	that I took when we were on vacation
00:44:39	Wait, you jacked off
00:44:42	You... That... Wow. That is sick.
00:44:45	Oh, my God! What is wrong with you?
00:44:47	What's wrong with that?
00:44:49	Pedro, there is so much wrong with that,
00:44:55	-That is sick, man.
00:44:58	Heard you say you jacked off
00:45:01	Hey, babe.
00:45:04	Good. Yeah, I'm over here at Sydney's.
00:45:07	We're in the chill station.
00:45:09	Yeah, I'm kind of playing hooky
00:45:13	No, I'll see you at home later on.
00:45:15	Love you, too. Bye-bye.
00:45:20	Hey, why'd you tell her
00:45:22	I didn't wanna lie to her.
00:45:24	You're one of the most honest people
00:45:27	Yeah, I never lie to women,
00:45:28	but, I mean, there are some things
00:45:32	-I don't really see the distinction.
00:45:35	So you've told Zooey that you jacked off
00:45:38	Well, no, but...
00:45:39	All right. Well, you shared
00:45:42	So there are dividing lines.
00:45:45	Like, I love to take a girl out to dinner,
00:45:47	but I'm not gonna go golf 18 holes
00:45:49	You know what? Zooey and I played golf
00:45:52	-lt was really fun.
00:45:58	What do you play?
00:46:00	I play a little bit of everything,
00:46:04	I guess I'd say I'm an axman.
00:46:06	-Sweet. Guitar.
00:46:09	I used to slap the bass
00:46:15	-All right.
00:46:17	Dude, Rush is the greatest band
00:46:20	Yeah, no, how about of all time?
00:46:25	You know what? We should
00:46:29	Yeah. Totally.
00:46:31	Totes McGotes. Cool.
00:46:41	Well, you know what?
00:46:44	All right, yeah.
00:46:46	I'm doing a big day hike
00:46:49	Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot. It was a really...
00:46:51	-Yeah.
00:46:56	-Well, adis, Pistol.
00:47:01	-I'm sorry.
00:47:04	I called you Siddy Slicker.
00:47:07	-That sucks.
00:47:08	It's a lame nickname.
00:47:11	I thought it was good.
00:47:13	Yeah, right. I'm gonna get it.
00:47:16	-Dude, it was fine.
00:47:18	-Get out of here. Get out of here.
00:47:21	Later on, my...
00:47:28	peter, I have a Lou Ferrigno fior you
00:47:37	Put him through.
00:47:41	Mr. Ferrigno. Hey, it's Peter Klaven.
00:47:44	peter, what the hell's going on?
00:47:46	Yeah. If you just go past the first area
00:47:48	-Sure. What's your name?
00:47:52	Leanne. That was my mother's name.
00:47:54	-Really?
00:47:58	peter, it's been on the market
00:48:00	-Yes.
00:48:02	And that's why we're having another
00:48:05	Hello, mystery woman.
00:48:08	I think it was very beneficial,
00:48:10	Benefiicial? It was benefiicial?
00:48:12	So you're telling me
00:48:14	Absolutely,
00:48:17	-Nibbles?
00:48:18	It's all about fiood with you, peter_
00:48:20	No one cares about
00:48:22	No, sir. No, I absolutely agree with you.
00:48:25	You want to sell a house
00:48:28	-paninis? paninis?
00:48:30	Don't make him angry.
00:48:31	Enough with the cold cuts,
00:48:33	-You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
00:48:36	No, I understand.
00:48:39	-peter? Hello? you need to fiocus_
00:48:43	-I think...
00:48:45	Forget about the sandwiches
00:48:48	-Let's do this, okay?
00:48:50	-okay?
00:48:51	-goodbye_
00:48:56	You all right?
00:48:57	-Hulk busting your balls?
00:48:59	-What are you doing here?
00:49:02	I'm AB negative. It's extremely rare,
00:49:07	That's really nice, Sydney.
00:49:08	There's also this nurse there
00:49:11	Oh, boy, here we go.
00:49:16	Hey, weren't you supposed to go hiking
00:49:18	Yeah, a couple of them had to bail,
00:49:21	Anyway, listen, I got a house full
00:49:23	so I was thinking maybe you
00:49:25	and squeeze in a little jam session?
00:49:28	Leftover Koo Koo Roo?
00:49:29	Well, that sounds
00:49:32	a big pile of...
00:49:37	I'm... I was... I'm kidding.
00:49:38	Yeah. I still want to hang out
00:49:42	-That was a bad joke.
00:49:58	That's it.
00:50:00	-How's that feel?
00:50:03	-Yeah? You sound pretty good, buddy.
00:50:06	Here we go.
00:50:24	Wow, that's a good one, bud.
00:50:27	Hey, check out these two.
00:50:29	I call them bowsers. It's my nickname
00:50:33	Good boy.
00:50:35	Bowsers?
00:50:37	It sounded right.
00:50:38	Shit. Hey, geek!
00:50:43	Now I'm gonna make you eat it.
00:50:46	Peter, run!
00:50:47	-Yeah!
00:50:56	It's a bit of a throwback, but it comes
00:50:59	This is fun.
00:51:01	This house is exquisite.
00:51:04	I'd like to make an offer.
00:51:09	What do you think, hon?
00:51:21	Yeah, I don't like that,
00:51:25	-Take it.
00:51:26	Yeah, take it.
00:51:29	Sydney, what's up, man?
00:51:32	What happened? What?
00:51:35	Shut up! No.
00:51:37	Did it smell weird? Is it discolored?
00:51:51	Shut the fuck up!
00:51:52	So how long have you guys
00:51:55	-lt feels like forever.
00:51:56	Remember that time
00:51:59	-and he made us watch the news?
00:52:02	-Dude. Dude. Don't. Dude.
00:52:04	-Stop it. Stop it. Drive! Drive!
00:52:10	Yeah, Pistol.
00:52:12	Dude, Peter is on fire.
00:52:18	-Boo-yah! Yeah!
00:52:21	That's what I'm talking about.
00:52:23	-Sweet lunge, Peter.
00:52:25	Suck it, Gil!
00:52:31	I love it!
00:52:33	Marvin Berry.
00:52:35	"You remember
00:52:48	Pete!
00:52:51	-Are you all right?
00:52:53	-Hey, you did great today though, man.
00:52:55	-I made it to the top. First time.
00:52:58	-Hey, nice meeting you.
00:53:00	-All righty, Syd.
00:53:02	It's Sunday night.
00:53:05	We're gonna watch
00:53:07	No, it's just, I thought
00:53:09	so I ordered us a 6-foot sub.
00:53:11	But I gotta bolt, too. I promised the kids
00:53:13	A little pizza action.
00:53:15	Yeah, well, I'm just gonna be stuck
00:53:17	but thanks anyway. All right?
00:53:19	Fun day, guys.
00:53:22	-Pete?
00:53:25	Zooey and I usually watch HBO.
00:53:27	Right. Yeah, yeah, of course. Cool.
00:53:29	But I can't let you eat
00:53:33	-Do you want some?
00:53:34	I had like a foot and a half
00:53:36	So, what do you guys do for, like,
00:53:40	Whatever. I mean, like, we'll just
00:53:43	Sometimes we jam a little bit.
00:53:45	-You play an instrument?
00:53:47	I can't believe I've never told you.
00:53:49	-Really?
00:53:52	What do you... What is that?
00:53:56	-No, that's a reggae guy.
00:53:57	-I just did reggae.
00:53:59	-lt doesn't sound reggae?
00:54:01	-Slap the bass.
00:54:04	-How does it...
00:54:07	-Big time.
00:54:10	Slap the bass.
00:54:12	-That sounded like Borat.
00:54:14	-Slap the bass. Big time.
00:54:17	Syd and I have gotten pretty good
00:54:19	What do you mean, like,
00:54:21	No, like, Rush. Like the band Rush.
00:54:24	-I don't know them. The...
00:54:27	-Wait, you don't know Rush?
00:54:29	-You don't know Rush, the band?
00:54:31	-"Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer"?
00:54:35	All right, I'm gonna hit you up
00:54:39	I cannot believe
00:54:41	So when am I gonna meet this guy
00:54:44	Pretty soon, actually.
00:54:45	I invited him
00:54:47	my parents are throwing for us.
00:54:48	Wow, Peter! This is serious.
00:54:51	It's mellow. Besides,
00:54:54	-That's interesting. Yeah, I like that.
00:54:56	Hey, let me ask you something.
00:54:59	Ready! Yes.
00:55:02	-Are you ready to get your mind blown?
00:55:05	Do you want to get some Neil Peart
00:55:07	I don't know.
00:55:09	Well, prepare to be Rushified!
00:55:20	-Sounds better on big speakers.
00:55:28	-Good, right?
00:55:32	-Do you do it that high when you do it?
00:55:36	-But air bass works best up here.
00:55:41	This is exactly what I look like
00:55:44	When I jam with my bass.
00:55:48	Slap the bass, man.
00:55:50	-There you go. There you go.
00:55:52	Slap the bass, man. I slap the bass.
00:55:56	Please don't do that.
00:55:57	-Slap the bass.
00:56:00	Slap the bass.
00:56:01	-For the sake of our relationship.
00:56:03	Please stop. Please. Please stop!
00:56:07	I'm slapping the bass.
00:56:15	I'm so glad
00:56:18	Of course, Mr. Chu.
00:56:20	Hey, this is my brother, Robbie.
00:56:23	-Hey, Bro Namath.
00:56:25	-Peter, you remember Alan.
00:56:30	-Yeah, hey, man.
00:56:33	-Alan, I'm Sydney.
00:56:35	It's a pleasure, man.
00:56:36	All right.
00:56:38	-Cool, sweet.
00:56:41	-Hi.
00:56:44	Zooey, this is Sydney.
00:56:48	Sydney, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:56:51	Same here. And let me tell you,
00:56:53	this guy, he's gaga over you.
00:56:56	-Honestly.
00:56:57	-It's true.
00:56:59	Hailey. Hailey.
00:57:02	Sydney, this is my oldest friend
00:57:05	-All right.
00:57:09	You didn't ask, but I'm good.
00:57:11	-Nice to meet you, Sydney.
00:57:13	Great. I told you we were early.
00:57:16	-Would you shut up?
00:57:17	The minute we get in
00:57:19	-You told me it was a drop-by.
00:57:20	-This isn't a drop-by.
00:57:22	It's a damn engagement party.
00:57:24	Can I have a Belvedere on the rocks,
00:57:25	-please?
00:57:26	Could you just shut up
00:57:27	And something
00:57:28	I'm sorry they didn't cater this to you
00:57:30	-Hey, guys.
00:57:31	-Hi, you look beautiful!
00:57:33	-Hello, sweetie. How you doing, baby?
00:57:35	-Thanks for coming.
00:57:37	-You guys know each other.
00:57:38	-Yeah.
00:57:41	-What do you got there?
00:57:45	You never know! Gotta be prepared.
00:57:48	-The possibility.
00:57:49	I'm just saying, you know.
00:57:52	-What is going on over there?
00:57:54	-ls that her date?
00:57:56	Should we...
00:58:01	What's up?
00:58:02	Hey, I don't remember.
00:58:05	-No.
00:58:08	-we've been jamming a lot...
00:58:12	I slap some bass,
00:58:16	'Cause I was gonna say
00:58:19	you know, that'd be cool.
00:58:21	You have a piano in your house, though,
00:58:24	-Yeah, I don't play.
00:58:27	The decorator put it there.
00:58:30	Your... Does he... I thought...
00:58:33	-I'm gonna go check on the table.
00:58:36	-Hi. I'm Denise.
00:58:37	-Denise.
00:58:39	I've heard so much about you.
00:58:40	-lt smells like a fucking pet shop in here.
00:58:42	-Mrs. Klaven, the banquet room is ready.
00:58:45	Hi. This is my husband, Barry.
00:58:48	Come on back, everybody.
00:58:50	Well, I'm filling myself up.
00:58:55	There's a lot of protein, but I love it.
00:59:00	If I may, I think it's only fitting
00:59:05	because this is, after all,
00:59:06	Peter's favorite restaurant
00:59:10	So of course he would bring Zooey here
00:59:13	-Just like the rest of them.
00:59:18	I remember that night when Peter
00:59:20	"Mom, this is the girl I'm gonna marry."
00:59:26	And it's not just because she wanted
00:59:30	On the first date?
00:59:31	-Hey, now.
00:59:35	But the point is,
00:59:38	Peter, Zooey,
00:59:42	we love you,
00:59:44	and we wish only the best for you both.
00:59:50	-Cheers.
00:59:51	-To Peter and Zooey.
00:59:53	-Cheers.
00:59:55	-Cheers, bro.
00:59:57	Well, I promised Denise
00:59:59	You know what?
01:00:02	-if it's cool with the table.
01:00:07	What an honor it is to be sitting here
01:00:12	Hailey, Robbie's lover,
01:00:17	Thank you
01:00:21	You got this guy
01:00:24	And finally, we got Zooey.
01:00:28	Zooey, you are about to marry
01:00:32	kind and fun-loving people
01:00:37	The Pistol is a pleasure-giver,
01:00:39	Yeah. A fucking puke pistol.
01:00:42	And the thing about a man like that,
01:00:45	is that he never asks
01:00:48	and that's why I'm here.
01:00:51	I'm here as Peter's friend,
01:00:56	just to say to you, beautiful Zooey,
01:01:01	give it back. Yeah?
01:01:09	Return the favor.
01:01:14	And if you do,
01:01:15	I guarantee that you will have a beautiful
01:01:20	-I don't think she sucks his dick.
01:01:23	With that, I'd like to raise a glass
01:01:28	Cheers.
01:01:31	-Peter and Zooey.
01:01:38	What the hell did you tell Sydney
01:01:40	Nothing.
01:01:42	I mean, aside from how much I love you.
01:01:44	So, what was with all that
01:01:49	I don't...
01:01:52	I might have mentioned in passing
01:01:54	that you don't like doing oral sex.
01:02:00	-Peter, that stuff is private.
01:02:03	And telling Hailey and Denise
01:02:06	-That is so different. They're...
01:02:08	-I've known them forever.
01:02:10	Peter, see, Sydney's like a stranger.
01:02:12	Hardly. He's become
01:02:14	and now you know how I feel
01:02:16	-between you and your girlfriends.
01:02:19	I do, I love them, but, you know,
01:02:21	some things I want to remain
01:02:26	Okay. Okay.
01:02:34	By the way,
01:02:38	It's just that
01:02:43	Wait, what guy hates getting blowjobs?
01:02:45	He had some weird
01:02:48	By the end of our relationship, he would
01:02:52	But before that, I always liked it.
01:02:57	I liked it.
01:03:01	Great. That's great.
01:03:05	Perfect. I mean, no pressure.
01:03:07	"Hey, let's go home tonight
01:03:11	Look, if Sydney hadn't asked me
01:03:13	we wouldn't even be talking about this.
01:03:16	-That's true.
01:03:17	You're right.
01:03:20	-And Hailey was really into him.
01:03:22	Yeah, she liked how honest
01:03:25	And, yeah, I know, that's the way he is.
01:03:29	-The four of us should go out.
01:03:32	Yeah.
01:03:37	Sweet.
01:03:39	-Well, have a good Pilates class.
01:03:41	-Be sure to drink lots of water.
01:03:45	-Hey.
01:03:48	-Hey, Pete, let's go out back, yeah?
01:03:55	-She was very nice-looking.
01:03:59	I wonder if my pineapple
01:04:02	Hey, you want to check?
01:04:05	Nope. Yours is short and fat
01:04:09	Yeah.
01:04:12	Pete, can I talk to you about something?
01:04:14	-Yeah, what's up?
01:04:15	for a minute?
01:04:20	I feel really horrible about that toast
01:04:24	It was ridonculous.
01:04:26	I was really excited to meet Zooey
01:04:28	and then I showed up there
01:04:31	It wasn't so great.
01:04:34	I want you to know I'm really sorry.
01:04:37	No, no, no.
01:04:40	-I did.
01:04:42	Was it Benji's wife?
01:04:46	-No, Hailey.
01:04:49	I think she likes you.
01:04:51	She seems great, Pete, but honestly,
01:04:54	she was telling me how she can't wait
01:04:58	Look, she was kidding around.
01:04:59	I made reservations to play golf
01:05:02	No, Pete, I told you,
01:05:05	Look, man, you told my fiancèe
01:05:08	in front of my whole family, all right?
01:05:12	-You make a valid point.
01:05:19	I never have a beer until the ninth hole.
01:05:21	Maybe we can change that rule.
01:05:23	-Okay. All right.
01:05:27	-Okay. Okay.
01:05:35	-Oh, my God!
01:05:38	-Zooey, that was a great shot.
01:05:40	Really, really good. I'm really impressed.
01:05:43	I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:05:46	-Fuck!
01:05:50	Motherfucker!
01:05:57	-Mary.
01:05:58	-I'm sorry.
01:06:03	-Whack it up.
01:06:06	-Beautiful day.
01:06:09	It's kind of frustrating.
01:06:12	Yeah. My shin hurts.
01:06:14	I didn't realize
01:06:16	-You're good.
01:06:18	-Let's get the ladies moving.
01:06:20	Rate of play, rate of play, rate of play,
01:06:24	Hailey, you know what, why don't we just
01:06:28	-No, this is fine.
01:06:29	-to practice, right, Peter?
01:06:31	He's kind of got a point. I mean,
01:06:34	You're being an asshole.
01:06:36	He's really not being an asshole.
01:06:38	The marshals come by,
01:06:40	-You know, I'm done. This sucks.
01:06:42	-I'm out of here.
01:06:44	-Where are you going?
01:06:45	-I apologize. I'm sorry.
01:06:47	-Please come back.
01:06:52	-Did you say something?
01:06:58	Thank you.
01:07:07	-Hey, man.
01:07:09	-what are you doing tonight?
01:07:12	I'm watching HBO with Zooey.
01:07:13	I know, but I just got an e-mail alert
01:07:16	The Holy Trinity is playing
01:07:21	Dude, it's Sunday night.
01:07:23	Dude, you have your whole life
01:07:24	to sit around
01:07:27	Whatever, it's our ritual_ It's HBo_
01:07:29	It's not TV, it's HBO.
01:07:30	Have you ever watched Sunday night
01:07:33	It's fucking Rush.
01:07:37	I haven't seen them
01:07:41	Can I invite Zooey?
01:08:16	-Slapping the bass!
01:09:00	What the fuck?
01:09:02	Yeah!
01:09:20	My God. We could practice every day
01:09:24	and we'll still suck. Yeah.
01:09:28	All right. Take it easy, Magooch.
01:09:34	-Were you spying on me?
01:09:37	Because I'm totally weirded out
01:09:42	What are you talking about?
01:09:45	-I mean, what's the big deal?
01:09:47	that we were supposed to have
01:09:49	and you took me to this concert,
01:09:52	but then we get there
01:09:54	You don't even look at me.
01:09:59	There were tons of guys
01:10:02	I just...
01:10:06	What? We were just doing
01:10:09	-What? Zooey.
01:10:11	I was going over the set list.
01:10:15	So the big day's coming up.
01:10:17	Well, you know,
01:10:19	but Zooey and I have been
01:10:22	All right, let me ask you a question.
01:10:25	What kind of question is that?
01:10:27	Well, it seems to me like you've gone
01:10:30	so is Zooey the one
01:10:34	No, she's the one.
01:10:36	All right, well, how come?
01:10:37	Because.
01:10:40	I don't know. We're in love.
01:10:43	And...
01:10:46	That's a hard question to answer.
01:10:49	Listen, I'm not trying to push you at all.
01:10:53	sometimes talking this stuff out helps
01:10:56	Let's go try on some penguin suits.
01:11:01	Thank you, lovely. What's your name?
01:11:03	-Raquel.
01:11:06	So I'm thinking about asking Tevin
01:11:10	Dude, I pissed on that guy's face
01:11:13	You do not need
01:11:15	with that frosty-haired chode.
01:11:20	I have to face facts, Syd.
01:11:23	Tevin's got the flash needed
01:11:26	What do you think?
01:11:28	You look fucking stiff.
01:11:29	We're shopping for tuxedos
01:11:32	Let's have a good time.
01:11:34	I wanna take a photo.
01:11:37	Like what? What do you mean?
01:11:39	Well, you're wearing a tuxedo.
01:11:44	When have you ever seen
01:11:48	Besides Runaway Bride_
01:11:49	The ESPYs.
01:11:50	You're wearing a tuxedo.
01:11:53	Give me some James Bond.
01:11:58	No.
01:12:05	-You look ridiculous, man.
01:12:08	-Think Timothy Dalton.
01:12:12	Hey, that's pretty good.
01:12:14	Tell you what.
01:12:16	Why don't you get off your board
01:12:18	and get on...
01:12:22	You looking for your pot of gold?
01:12:24	Why does everything I do
01:12:26	You tell me. He speaks
01:12:29	-The name is Bond. Oh, yeah.
01:12:32	The name is James Bond.
01:12:36	James Bond.
01:12:38	I'll have a margarita.
01:12:41	Well, hey there, Miss Moneypussy.
01:12:46	All right, enough of that.
01:12:49	Arch an eyebrow for me. Other eyebrow.
01:12:54	No, you just look confused.
01:12:56	Arch your eyebrow up.
01:13:00	I don't know how...
01:13:02	All right, maybe I was wrong.
01:13:08	You know what?
01:13:09	What's wrong with the drape?
01:13:12	You should wear something
01:13:14	-A little more flash.
01:13:15	-Peacock it out a bit.
01:13:17	-Let's try...
01:13:19	-Here. Give this one a try.
01:13:21	-No way, man.
01:13:22	I can't fricking pull that off. It's blue.
01:13:24	Look at me.
01:13:25	You have this image of yourself
01:13:30	but I've seen you cut loose
01:13:33	Well, yeah. Slap a little bass.
01:13:35	Yeah, it's the same
01:13:38	You have all of the skills in the world,
01:13:41	Now, sack up, man.
01:13:44	Put on the fucking suit.
01:13:49	I can't believe you just touched my balls.
01:13:55	Hey, so listen, I also wanted
01:13:57	This investment opportunity
01:14:02	The only problem is
01:14:04	so I'm cash poor right now.
01:14:08	So I was wondering if you would
01:14:15	How much are we talking about?
01:14:18	You know, 8.
01:14:23	§8,000. That's... That's a lot of...
01:14:28	That's a lot of quiche, you know?
01:14:33	It just... It might be a little tricky,
01:14:35	just 'cause Zooey's dad
01:14:37	and, you know,
01:14:40	You know what? Enough said.
01:14:42	An opportunity came up.
01:14:46	Can you tell me about the investment?
01:14:48	I can't, actually.
01:14:52	Okay. Let me think about it.
01:14:54	Yeah, of course, buddy.
01:14:56	Hello, Peter.
01:14:58	Doug!
01:15:02	-This is my...
01:15:04	Sydney. This is Sydney.
01:15:09	You know, it takes a lot of nerve
01:15:10	to spend a beautiful evening
01:15:12	and then never call them again.
01:15:15	Doug, I can explain.
01:15:17	I just wish I could take back that kiss,
01:15:19	because I felt something
01:15:22	and now I know
01:15:25	It wasn't the taste of betrayal.
01:15:27	-lt was the taste of betrayal.
01:15:28	It was the taste of betrayal,
01:15:33	-Doug.
01:15:35	Doug, wait.
01:15:37	-I can actually explain what just...
01:15:41	Wow. I mean, I knew when I got
01:15:45	you didn't have a ton of friends,
01:15:48	Truth is, I never even thought about it
01:15:52	It's like,
01:15:54	because you needed
01:15:56	Dude, no. Not it at all.
01:15:59	I'd actually given up
01:16:02	and then you wandered
01:16:07	and three-quarters of the Rush
01:16:10	-I just wish you'd have told me.
01:16:13	I mean, you've had a close group
01:16:16	I started feeling
01:16:20	I get it. But I just want you to know
01:16:25	and you can tell me anything.
01:16:27	Thanks, Sydney. I appreciate that.
01:16:32	Hey, man, look, about that investment...
01:16:34	Pete, please,
01:16:36	I've been saving my whole life,
01:16:37	and you were right.
01:16:39	Fuck, yeah, you are.
01:16:42	I'd be happy to lend you the money.
01:16:45	Pistol, that is great. Thank you.
01:16:49	It's the least I could do
01:16:55	What are you talking about?
01:16:57	I want you to stand up there with me.
01:17:00	Am I cool with that?
01:17:02	Of course I'll be your best man!
01:17:10	You're a whore, Peter.
01:17:15	-I think we're almost there.
01:17:18	I think it's just about putting
01:17:20	-Yeah.
01:17:22	because if Hailey doesn't find a date
01:17:26	which, let's be honest,
01:17:29	I know.
01:17:31	...we have an extra seat at our table.
01:17:33	Well, I was thinking that maybe
01:17:36	I asked him to be my best man.
01:17:39	Great! That's awesome.
01:17:43	I'm not an idiot.
01:17:45	No, it's just...
01:17:49	What? No. You guys just haven't
01:17:52	-We've spent some time together.
01:17:54	Peter, do not talk to him.
01:17:56	He's gonna think
01:17:58	-You are saying stuff behind his back.
01:18:02	And I want you to.
01:18:03	But, Peter,
01:18:05	Okay, I won't.
01:18:08	So, we still have
01:18:11	-Can you meet up tomorrow afternoon?
01:18:14	So, what'd she say
01:18:17	She was pumped.
01:18:20	Come on, dude.
01:18:21	I'm the worst liar.
01:18:25	Well, what is it?
01:18:28	She thinks you don't like her.
01:18:30	What? That is... No, of course I like her.
01:18:34	We've only hung out a few times,
01:18:35	but she's gonna be your wife.
01:18:38	This dumb toast
01:18:43	Oh, man!
01:18:45	Dude, why is Ferrigno eating
01:18:49	We gotta confront him. Hold this.
01:18:52	No, wait. Sydney, wait, wait.
01:18:54	Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:19:00	-Do I know you?
01:19:02	but I believe you know
01:19:04	who has an exclusive listing
01:19:06	Lou, you promised Peter
01:19:09	I know, but he's not doing shit with it.
01:19:10	That is total crap, Hulk, all right?
01:19:12	Listen, this kind of stuff
01:19:14	Peter, who the hell is this guy?
01:19:16	Hulk, let me tell you something
01:19:18	Look, please get your hand out of
01:19:21	I'm a person, okay?
01:19:22	I'm a person, okay.
01:19:23	-I warned you.
01:19:25	-Hello?
01:19:26	I'm on my way to the marriage bureau.
01:19:27	Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno!
01:19:29	Is that Sydney?
01:19:30	-Hey!
01:19:33	Oh, shit.
01:19:35	What the... What are you doing?
01:19:36	-What's going on?
01:19:39	peter! He's so strong!
01:19:41	-Easy. Don't fight it.
01:19:43	-and I don't think I can take him...
01:19:47	peter!
01:19:48	-Wow.
01:19:50	Why the fuck would anyone
01:19:53	Sydney's a hothead.
01:19:55	To The lncredible Hulk?
01:19:57	No, that's just a character he played.
01:20:02	So, what does that mean
01:20:06	It means it's over.
01:20:08	Without the Ferrigno commission,
01:20:11	You have some money saved up.
01:20:12	Can't you just write them a check,
01:20:16	Between the wedding, and then,
01:20:20	I mean, it's just I'm gonna be short.
01:20:23	Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:20:27	For an investment.
01:20:29	-He's gonna pay me back.
01:20:32	We're getting married. You can't
01:20:36	Can I ask you a question?
01:20:39	Why do you think we're getting married?
01:20:43	What are you talking about?
01:20:45	No, it's just... Sydney asked me
01:20:47	"Well, why Zooey?"
01:20:50	-Are you kidding? You're kidding, right?
01:20:54	Two weeks before our wedding
01:20:56	and you don't know
01:20:59	Just forget it. It was a stupid question.
01:21:02	Just forget... Take it back 10 seconds
01:21:05	and let's live in that time.
01:21:07	The thing is, Peter,
01:21:11	But I wish you would have answered
01:21:15	That's the thing.
01:21:18	That came out bad, too.
01:21:20	I'm confused.
01:21:21	Let me just make this
01:21:23	I'm gonna go stay
01:21:25	and you and your bud Sydney
01:21:29	and go to Rush concerts
01:21:31	and ride a tandem bicycle down
01:21:34	-We never rode bicycles.
01:21:37	Zooey, come on! This is ridiculous!
01:22:13	Oh, my God.
01:22:24	My God.
01:22:26	All right, he put up some billboards.
01:22:31	Oh, my God.
01:22:37	Oh, God! No!
01:22:40	Fuck me over. Fucking fucking fuck!
01:22:46	Are you kidding me?
01:22:50	Come on!
01:22:59	Yeah, it's open.
01:23:01	Hey.
01:23:02	That's what you borrowed §8,000 for?
01:23:04	You saw the billboards.
01:23:06	Pretty awesome?
01:23:07	My buddy Dave sells ad space,
01:23:10	Pretty awesome? They're idiotic.
01:23:11	You put my face on a 1 0-foot dick
01:23:15	Yeah. It's hilarious.
01:23:17	Well, in one day you managed to screw
01:23:21	What are you talking about?
01:23:23	Zooey walked out on me
01:23:24	because I asked her
01:23:28	Why would you ask her that?
01:23:30	Pete, that conversation
01:23:33	You can't have that talk with her. I just...
01:23:37	God, I am so sick
01:23:40	I like it that I can share things
01:23:42	I like it that if I can't sleep at night,
01:23:46	Do you know the best night
01:23:49	is the night
01:23:52	we made a summer salad,
01:23:55	-You mean Chocolate?
01:23:56	-Chocolate with Johnny Depp.
01:23:58	You're not fucking French, Pete.
01:24:01	Chocolate has got an "E" on it.
01:24:02	-That was your favorite night?
01:24:03	Your best night in five years is
01:24:06	You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:24:07	The combination of wine
01:24:10	You should be embarrassed.
01:24:12	You know, I think you're threatened
01:24:14	because you're afraid
01:24:16	Hey, you know what?
01:24:18	Yeah, who are all moving on
01:24:20	They're in relationships. They have kids.
01:24:24	Hey, let's not forget.
01:24:27	-I think we were using each other.
01:24:30	I really don't understand
01:24:35	I think we should spend
01:24:42	Okay.
01:24:46	So if I actually do
01:24:48	it's probably best that you not be there.
01:24:53	Yeah. Sounds good to me, Pete.
01:24:55	And if you could have
01:24:56	Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it'll take
01:25:00	And I'll also make sure you get
01:25:04	Also, I think you have
01:25:10	-lf you haven't watched them yet...
01:25:17	-Thanks.
01:25:19	It's just Zooey hasn't seen them all yet,
01:25:21	and she's really curious as to what
01:25:24	Yep.
01:25:28	-I wish you the best of luck, Peter.
01:25:34	Bye, Anwar.
01:25:48	-Hey, Denise. Sorry to bother you.
01:25:52	-Thank you.
01:25:58	-Hey, Barry.
01:26:02	-Full table.
01:26:03	I'm here to talk to my fiancèe.
01:26:06	Nice face.
01:26:08	Thank you.
01:26:10	-On the billboards.
01:26:13	-Yeah, my friend Sydney, he...
01:26:20	-Hey.
01:26:23	-Could I talk to you outside?
01:26:28	-License to sell.
01:26:31	Look, that's what Sydney borrowed
01:26:34	He thought it would help my career.
01:26:35	Well, it got your name out there.
01:26:38	Besides, you look pretty cute
01:26:43	Zooey, look,
01:26:46	why you thought we should get married.
01:26:47	It's just that I've been talking
01:26:49	and, you know, it made me nervous.
01:26:52	Peter, I'm nervous, too, okay?
01:26:55	I couldn't believe actually how sure
01:26:58	which is why I freaked out when you
01:27:02	Well, I'm sure about us
01:27:05	Truth is, I've been a girlfriend guy,
01:27:08	you're the only one
01:27:10	You know? You want me
01:27:15	It's, like, one of the most romantic
01:27:18	What's up?
01:27:21	Dude, come on.
01:27:23	Zooey, I love you, and I wanna spend
01:27:28	Can we get this engagement
01:27:31	Okay.
01:27:32	-Please?
01:27:36	-Come on, it's poker night.
01:27:38	So just take her out for a cup of coffee
01:27:39	I'm not taking her out for a cup of coffee.
01:27:41	Why don't you take the boys
01:27:43	Because it's poker night here.
01:27:45	Yeah, that's my best friend.
01:27:46	I'm not leaving her, ever.
01:27:48	She can stay here for five years
01:27:51	You're gonna dress up like
01:27:53	Fine. Get the fuck out of here.
01:27:55	Hey, Zooey, you can stay here as long
01:27:58	-Thank you.
01:28:01	Peter, they've got plenty of room open
01:28:04	They were lying.
01:28:06	-I'm not going to.
01:28:09	Oh, my God.
01:28:11	and then they have really loud,
01:28:13	Please get me out of here, please.
01:28:14	-Let's get your stuff. Come on.
01:28:16	By the way, I ended things with Sydney.
01:28:18	Peter, really?
01:28:20	No, no. He can be a great guy. It's just...
01:28:29	Then you process your purchase.
01:28:31	That sounds riveting.
01:28:38	I just stepped
01:28:41	Aren't you gonna pick up
01:28:45	Pick up your shit like a man!
01:28:47	Nice scarf, dicKwad!
01:28:49	-Okay, so what should be our last song?
01:28:54	That's perfect. That is perfect.
01:28:56	Okay. Okay, so we have to go
01:28:59	'cause I'm a little bit...
01:29:02	Why don't you just call him?
01:29:05	Because guys don't do that.
01:29:11	E, Ethan. What's up, my man?
01:29:16	I'm just hanging out, man.
01:29:17	I wanted to see if you wanted to come
01:29:20	Again you're gonna watch
01:29:24	Dude, what the fuck is there
01:29:27	that you take these kids there
01:29:31	I understand that
01:29:34	but just give them all B pluses.
01:29:36	Can l... Could I come with you?
01:29:40	What do you mean,
01:29:44	-Good to see you, Peter.
01:29:47	You know, I haven't had a real friend
01:29:52	I'm really glad you called.
01:29:56	Hey, do you have any plans
01:30:00	I'm 89 years old. What the fuck
01:30:08	Just needed an adjustment_
01:30:11	My mother knew Roux's return
01:30:19	So did I_
01:30:21	Stupid.
01:30:22	My fiavorite, hot chocolate_
01:30:24	Davis Dunn, how may I direct your call?
01:30:26	-Hey, Leanne.
01:30:28	Well, it's my wedding this weekend,
01:30:30	so I've been helping my fiancèe
01:30:34	They broke the mold
01:30:36	Yeah.
01:30:37	Go check your voice mail.
01:30:44	yeah, is this pistol pete?
01:30:46	I have a home in Los Feliz,
01:30:48	and I saw your billboards_
01:30:51	License to sell? That's hysterical!
01:30:54	Hi, I'm interested
01:30:57	-Ifi you could give me a call_
01:30:58	I love the one with you in the bed_
01:31:02	-My husband and I saw your ad___
01:31:04	Hello, peter_ It's Doug_
01:31:07	Saw the billboards_ They are wonderfuul_
01:31:10	Wouldn't expect anything less firom you_
01:31:15	And hello to Sydney
01:31:17	otherwise, you can Facebook me_
01:31:20	peter, hi_ It's Lou Ferrigno_
01:31:23	Listen, I'm sorry
01:31:26	I told that douchebag T evin
01:31:27	that I want you to have
01:31:30	-Excuse me, Mr. Ferrigno?
01:31:31	-T en-minute warning.
01:31:33	So just call me or just text me.
01:31:36	goodbye, my firiend_
01:31:43	There's my dog!
01:31:45	Hey, me rikey the billboards.
01:31:48	I completely underestimated you,
01:31:50	What say we go down to Houston's,
01:31:53	and talk about how we can tag-team
01:32:03	Why are you slapping me?
01:32:04	Because I wanted
01:32:07	but I have never actually hit anybody
01:32:10	And I didn't really know what to do.
01:32:13	Tevin, stay the fuck away
01:32:24	-Hey, Carolyn.
01:32:27	Good luck, Peter.
01:32:40	I'm so excited to see who Peter chose
01:32:43	Yeah. Yeah.
01:33:04	Honestly, that has to be
01:33:06	collection of groomsmen
01:33:09	-I'm great. You know, I just got to...
01:33:11	I'll see you at the wedding.
01:33:12	I'm gonna get another mimosa.
01:33:14	Do you want to finish the one...
01:33:38	Hello?
01:33:40	Hey. Wow,
01:33:45	No, I wouldn't want to impose.
01:33:49	Yeah, yeah.
01:33:51	Okay, I gotta go.
01:34:05	Which one of these men has the ring?
01:34:08	I actually don't have a best man, so...
01:34:14	Robbie, I want you
01:34:19	-Are you serious?
01:34:23	-Okay.
01:34:29	Thanks, Peter.
01:34:30	So sweet.
01:34:32	Hey, I want you boys to know,
01:34:40	and Hank Mardukas.
01:34:43	Hey, Hank.
01:35:22	Awesome tux.
01:35:24	-Thanks. It's blue.
01:35:27	-You look amazing.
01:35:30	Good afternoon.
01:35:34	to join Peter Klaven and Zooey Rice
01:35:38	If anyone can show just cause
01:35:43	You son of a bitch!
01:35:44	No, no, Mr. Ferrigno,
01:35:47	I just wanted to make it in time
01:35:50	I'm sorry. Sorry.
01:35:52	Sydney, come up.
01:35:54	No, I'm fine back here.
01:35:55	-Please, yes. Yes.
01:35:59	I hope you don't mind.
01:36:01	You invited him?
01:36:10	Well, I saw you walking
01:36:12	and I realized I couldn't let you
01:36:20	-I love you so much.
01:36:23	Zooey, thanks so much for inviting me.
01:36:25	Of course. You got here really fast.
01:36:28	Yeah. You know what,
01:36:30	so I just did the old weaveroo.
01:36:34	Dude, you're lying.
01:36:37	His voice got high.
01:36:40	Look, I was on my way
01:36:42	Invite or not, there was no way
01:36:46	and I wanted to give you this.
01:36:51	Man, you don't have to do this.
01:36:53	You know what?
01:36:54	but I'm actually
01:36:57	Look, the billboards
01:36:59	Man, they worked.
01:37:00	Yeah, I figured when I saw the Ferrigs
01:37:03	-That's great.
01:37:05	I can only imagine.
01:37:09	I put him in a sleeper hold. Out.
01:37:13	Sydney, I'm really sorry
01:37:15	Pete, you called me
01:37:19	And for the record, I saw Chocolat_
01:37:24	Just delightful.
01:37:26	It is, right?
01:37:27	-I love Chocolat_
01:37:29	-Chocolat? What the fuck is that?
01:37:32	It's a beautiful movie.
01:37:34	I'm really glad you're here, Sydney.
01:37:38	Me, too.
01:37:39	I can't even imagine getting married
01:37:46	I love you, man.
01:37:48	I love you, too, bud.
01:37:54	-I love you, dude.
01:37:57	-I love you, holmes.
01:37:59	-Love you, muchacha_
01:38:02	Okay. Okay. Right. Let's continue here.
01:38:06	-I so wanna marry you.
01:38:09	I'm going to.
01:38:10	Zooey, repeat after me.
01:38:11	-l, Zooey Rice.
01:38:14	-Take you, Peter Klaven.
01:38:17	-To be my lawfully wedded husband.
01:40:07	I'm really sorry
01:40:10	It was out of line. I got really nervous
01:40:12	I don't know what happened to me.
01:40:14	Sydney, it's fine. Thank you.
01:40:18	For the record, I like giving blowjobs.
01:40:21	Well, that's good to hear. You know,
01:40:24	I hear you.
01:40:26	I had to make sure that
01:40:28	Yeah, I'm not really comfortable
01:40:30	-Honey.
01:40:32	-Friends do this.
01:40:40	-Wow, you have a nice singing voice.
01:40:42	-Are you in a band?
01:40:45	-Hailey.
01:40:46	-Hi.
01:40:52	That's awesome! That's awesome!
01:40:54	Excuse me, peter_
01:41:00	get my wifie on up here!
01:41:05	you've been Rushifiied!
01:41:12	-You should be...
01:41:13	No, I've said you act like an asshole.
01:41:15	So, you get away with it
01:41:17	-That's your behavior.
01:41:18	I'm not saying you're an asshole.
01:41:20	Oh, my God.
01:41:21	Shit. What?
01:41:23	-No, it's not my fault.
01:41:26	Because I'm pregnant.
01:41:29	I love you so much. I love you so much.
01:41:33	-Are you still mad?
01:41:56	Thank you_
01:41:58	No!

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