I Sell The Dead

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00:02:33 Willie Grimes reprimanded
00:02:37 Go on, get out of it.
00:02:39 I thought I'd remain sober for the day.
00:02:44 Oh, that's sharp.
00:02:47 That's a very close shave, indeed.
00:02:50 I've changed my mind.
00:02:52 I'll be off, then.
00:02:53 I've an appointment
00:02:55 I've changed my mind.
00:02:57 Little buggers.
00:02:59 You bastards.
00:03:04 Serve that blade up, mate.
00:03:06 I don't think it's quite my size.
00:03:08 It's a little tight around the neck.
00:03:10 Lop his bleedin' head off.
00:03:11 I'll see you in hell, you bollocks.
00:03:14 Fuck you, Grimes.
00:03:16 As for you.
00:03:26 In the basket.
00:03:28 In the basket.
00:03:59 Father.
00:04:00 Thank God.
00:04:01 Ow!
00:04:06 I didn't do anything.
00:04:07 Get me out of this thing.
00:05:14 Mr. Blake.
00:05:16 Mr. Arthur Blake.
00:05:18 Yes.
00:05:20 Body snatching.
00:05:22 Hmm.
00:05:27 It is my duty to write, for
00:05:31 and later for printing,
00:05:34 Eh, so that others drawn
00:05:40 take heed in your cries of
00:05:44 It is also my duty to inform you
00:05:46 that you are to be
00:05:50 beheading.
00:05:53 For a lifetime spent in
00:05:55 of grave robbing and murder...
00:05:58 Well, all this really means
00:06:00 and I'm here to make you say sorry.
00:06:04 You'd be after my
00:06:06 By hook or by crook.
00:06:09 Did you get a speech
00:06:11 before they chopped off his head?
00:06:13 It would have been nice to
00:06:15 maybe extrapolate a
00:06:17 but, well, sadly, that was not to be.
00:06:24 Do you have anything to say
00:06:29 Well, I suppose you
00:06:32 if I told you I was innocent.
00:06:33 Innocent?
00:06:34 Of murder, that is.
00:06:36 The despicable grave robbing
00:06:40 Well, that's a new one.
00:06:41 Why don't I have a chat
00:06:43 and may... maybe get you a pardon, like?
00:06:45 All I know is this.
00:06:47 I woke up in the morning,
00:06:49 And get this.
00:06:50 They followed a fresh
00:06:52 that led all the way from
00:06:56 As if I'd be that stupid.
00:06:57 The same thing happened to Willie.
00:07:00 Fresh trail of body
00:07:02 from the station to his doorstep.
00:07:04 And then they called us murderers.
00:07:06 Bollocks.
00:07:07 We were set up.
00:07:08 Not a murderer, then.
00:07:10 Nope.
00:07:11 - Grave robber?
00:07:12 Bloody good one too.
00:07:14 Would you mind shining a light
00:07:16 on what it was that
00:07:18 I'm not sure I want to
00:07:21 You know, when I look
00:07:24 Well, I'm not sure you
00:07:28 Besides, I have a terrible memory.
00:07:31 Eh, you'd be surprised what a
00:07:40 You think this might
00:07:46 It... it might.
00:07:51 Here's to the late, great Willie Grimes.
00:07:54 Oh, you'll be seeing him
00:07:58 Aye, that I will.
00:08:00 I suppose we have some
00:08:03 Eh, Francis Duffy.
00:08:05 Father Francis Duffy.
00:08:06 And you have exactly five hours to kill.
00:08:09 I'll tell you what, Father.
00:08:10 You keep this whiskey here flowing,
00:08:12 we'll have ourselves a little chat.
00:08:13 Well, that's a fair trade then.
00:08:15 So tell me,
00:08:16 how did you start out
00:08:20 Well, I suppose I'd
00:08:23 back to when I first met Willie.
00:08:25 Willie got me into the trade.
00:08:27 I was his apprentice.
00:08:28 You see, it was body
00:08:33 and my ma, my little brother.
00:08:50 Are you frightened?
00:08:52 Of course you is.
00:08:53 I remember the first job I pulled.
00:08:56 Nearly shit myself, didn't I?
00:08:59 With me old man it was.
00:09:02 Miserable bastard.
00:09:08 So what brought you down
00:09:12 My mom told me to go
00:09:15 When I got there, he gave me an ale
00:09:17 and said I was gonna
00:09:20 You might keep me on.
00:09:21 Who's your Ma, then?
00:09:22 Mary Blake.
00:09:24 She works down at the food lane.
00:09:27 Selling things.
00:09:29 Ah, things.
00:09:32 If I can get a job,
00:09:33 she says she could stay
00:09:35 He's only a baby.
00:09:43 Fucking single grave, isn't it?
00:09:48 Now, you watch old Willie
00:09:57 You want that hole narrow.
00:10:00 Don't make it too wide neither.
00:10:35 Now, what I want for
00:10:39 and smack a hole in the lid of that box.
00:10:43 The coffin?
00:10:44 Yeah, the coffin.
00:10:45 Come on now, boy, get on with it.
00:11:17 You done yet?
00:11:19 Me hands are bleeding.
00:11:20 Oh, give it some.
00:11:21 Don't stop till you hack through it.
00:11:31 I'm going to be sick.
00:11:33 Now stomp on the lid a
00:11:40 What you want to do
00:11:42 tie it round to whatever
00:11:51 Good lad.
00:11:52 All right, now get out of
00:12:02 Wow, that's some tight hold on that.
00:12:19 Give us a hand with this shroud.
00:12:23 See, that's the one thing we don't take.
00:12:25 You could be done for nicking that.
00:12:34 You don't know her, do ya?
00:12:36 Well, do ya?
00:12:38 It was Mrs. Tulley.
00:12:39 She lives around from me Ma.
00:12:41 Well, not anymore she doesn't.
00:12:44 You'll be wanting a stronger stomach
00:12:46 if you're gonna get into this
00:12:56 Which way now?
00:12:59 Here, boy.
00:13:02 You deserve a drink.
00:13:07 What is it?
00:13:08 It's good stuff...
00:13:11 and you've earned it.
00:13:14 Now take some.
00:13:16 Oop.
00:13:18 Get that for me, will you?
00:13:31 I found it.
00:13:35 Why did he not strike you down?
00:13:39 He didn't have the heart, Father.
00:13:42 Like I said, Willie wasn't a murderer.
00:13:44 You know, underneath
00:13:46 you'll find more dirt and grime,
00:13:49 and then underneath all that,
00:13:51 you'll find that Willie
00:13:53 Had, Mr. Blake.
00:13:55 Had a heart of gold.
00:13:57 Your friend is no longer with us.
00:14:01 Oh, yeah, had a heart of gold.
00:14:05 Mm-hmm.
00:14:06 So he took me on as his apprentice,
00:14:08 and for better or worse,
00:14:09 that was the start of my life of crime.
00:14:11 And how long did you
00:14:14 On and off over the years.
00:14:16 Sometimes I employed him.
00:14:18 Mainly though we were under the
00:14:23 Quint.
00:14:25 Yeah, he was a fiend.
00:14:28 Had Willie and I slaving for years,
00:14:30 blackmailing us with the law
00:14:33 And he had you ransacking
00:14:37 Were you free to snatch as you pleased?
00:14:39 Not really.
00:14:40 I mean, the coppers could be
00:14:42 but the relatives,
00:14:45 We had to think on our feet,
00:14:57 Go on, give her a little poke.
00:15:02 She had a wooden leg,
00:15:05 She used to tie it with a
00:15:08 She'd fiddle in the hall;
00:15:11 She didn't give a damn, for
00:15:16 Here you go lads, get them into you.
00:15:17 Oh, yeah, very good.
00:15:18 Thanks, Maisey, here's to Kathleen.
00:15:20 Lord have mercy on her soul.
00:15:22 A hard life.
00:15:23 Some would say she's
00:15:25 Hard life?
00:15:27 Hard living more like.
00:15:29 Ah, but look at the beautiful
00:15:33 It was the pleurisy got her in the end.
00:15:36 Expecting many guests, Maisey?
00:15:38 No, she didn't leave many
00:15:41 and we couldn't afford
00:15:44 Terribly expensive.
00:15:46 Oh.
00:15:48 Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:15:49 Maybe I spoke too soon.
00:15:53 Friends indeed.
00:15:55 You're only here for the drink.
00:15:56 Feck off, you.
00:15:57 She was an awful woman.
00:15:58 An old whore, if you ask me.
00:16:02 Now, lads, this is Arthur.
00:16:04 Kathleen's sister's son.
00:16:06 Oh.
00:16:07 She was a lovely woman, son.
00:16:08 A terrible day, son.
00:16:11 Me ma sends her love.
00:16:14 Would you like a cup of tea, dear?
00:16:16 Can I see me auntie?
00:16:18 Go ahead, son.
00:16:19 Sure she's only just asleep.
00:16:24 Asleep with the Lord.
00:16:27 Dead.
00:16:29 She's dead, son.
00:16:33 Dead.
00:16:45 Ah, there now, son, save your tears.
00:16:49 Sure she's at rest now.
00:16:51 Oh, there, there.
00:16:54 I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
00:16:57 Sure I'll have one if
00:16:59 There's that cake too, Maisey.
00:17:01 Go on, go on, son.
00:17:02 Let it out of you.
00:17:04 Can I have a minute alone with her...
00:17:07 to say good-bye?
00:17:09 I want to whisper her a prayer.
00:17:11 So she'll get to the Lord sooner.
00:17:15 Come on.
00:17:16 Let... let's leave the
00:17:18 You two can help me in the pantry.
00:17:19 We'll fix you a nice cup of tea, son.
00:17:22 I'll only be a minute.
00:17:44 Open the door, son.
00:17:46 I think he's locked us in.
00:17:47 The little bastard's snuffin' her.
00:17:49 Willie.
00:17:51 They're on to me!
00:17:54 Come on, toss it down.
00:17:59 You feckin' little bastard.
00:18:01 I wring your bloody neck
00:18:04 I'll box your ears in when I get you,
00:18:06 do you hear me?
00:18:07 You little toe rag.
00:18:08 Get back here.
00:18:10 Ha ha.
00:18:11 I'm very proud of you, lad.
00:18:13 Willie, I think it's time
00:18:15 Oh, what about it?
00:18:17 Well, I think it's time I had one.
00:18:19 Ha!
00:18:20 We'll take that
00:18:22 Arthur Blake.
00:18:23 When will you be making an
00:18:25 Ah, go on, you old brasser.
00:18:28 You come back with your earnings,
00:18:29 and I'll show you a brasser.
00:18:31 Willie.
00:18:32 I think it's time we
00:18:47 Oh, shut up.
00:18:49 It's not even a full moon.
00:18:57 You'll have the mick
00:19:00 After who?
00:19:01 Nobody saw me, Ronnie.
00:19:02 It was all the young blackguard's doing.
00:19:04 Yeah well, there'd be no Burke
00:19:05 without the little Hare over here.
00:19:08 You two are getting a reputation.
00:19:10 You need to lie low for a while.
00:19:11 Oh, we had to do it.
00:19:13 That ornament Dr. Quint had us
00:19:16 And now we can't get near
00:19:18 He's threatening the law if
00:19:21 He's got you by the bollocks, then.
00:19:23 Bastard.
00:19:24 I'll drink to the end of him.
00:19:26 You know, I hear he plays
00:19:33 before he gets stuck in.
00:19:40 Enough of Quint.
00:19:42 Sever all ties, that's what I say.
00:19:45 Speak of the devil.
00:20:03 Evening, doctor.
00:20:08 Gentlemen.
00:20:12 A port, Ronnie, and
00:20:18 It's very kind of you, boss.
00:20:20 That's what friends are for, Willie.
00:20:22 Wonderful catch last night, boys.
00:20:25 But I must admit I am curious
00:20:27 as to why it was such a
00:20:31 Ah, well, nothing too untoward boss,
00:20:33 snatched it from a wake, so we did.
00:20:37 One must be creative in these times.
00:20:40 Advancing medicine is
00:20:42 History will be very kind, gentlemen.
00:20:44 As will I.
00:20:46 But I am afraid this
00:20:50 My practice is in dire need, gentlemen.
00:20:52 Ah.
00:20:53 Well, the thing is,
00:20:55 things have been a
00:20:57 What kind of weak fool are you?
00:20:59 There's a perfect specimen
00:21:04 He helps me out.
00:21:05 He's earned his keep in this world.
00:21:08 I need more corpses,
00:21:11 I don't care where they come from,
00:21:12 and if you two can't get them for me,
00:21:14 I'll hire Murphy and his men,
00:21:16 and I'll have two fresh
00:21:19 by the end of the week.
00:21:24 Swine.
00:21:25 He'll be the death of us.
00:21:29 Stiffed us with the bill too.
00:21:37 I have filth on you two,
00:21:40 enough to see you hanged,
00:21:42 I need them fresher.
00:21:43 Get rid of this stale thing
00:21:45 and bring me something worthwhile.
00:21:47 I need more corpses, more corpses.
00:21:50 I need more corpses.
00:21:52 The stink of that
00:21:55 as the two of you.
00:21:56 Get me fresh specimens immediately,
00:21:59 or there will be trouble.
00:22:03 That's how it was for years.
00:22:06 Slaving away for Quint,
00:22:10 Meanwhile, we weren't making a penny.
00:22:12 On the bread line, we were.
00:22:13 A hard slog.
00:22:16 One job though, one
00:22:21 One job turned us from
00:22:26 Ghouls?
00:22:27 Ghouls.
00:22:28 A body snatcher will steal the dead,
00:22:30 but a ghoul will steal just
00:22:33 Time was when a corpse didn't do much,
00:22:35 just laid there.
00:22:37 Not so anymore.
00:22:40 Well, I mean, surely to God,
00:22:43 a corpse is a corpse is a corpse.
00:22:45 What harm is one to anyone?
00:22:48 Plenty, if it has a good mind to.
00:22:51 I see.
00:22:52 No, you don't.
00:22:55 I think I do.
00:22:56 Father, if I've learned
00:23:00 it's that you never,
00:23:08 I had hoped to be
00:23:13 When I first heard that the
00:23:16 had been reprimanded, I
00:23:19 You've heard of us, then?
00:23:20 Oh, your reputation precedes you
00:23:22 in certain circles.
00:23:23 Occult circles.
00:23:26 You have some knowledge
00:23:29 Things that go...
00:23:31 In the night, yes.
00:23:32 Yes.
00:23:34 When I first heard the stories,
00:23:36 I thought they were
00:23:38 But lately I've come to accept them,
00:23:41 and I actively pursue the tellers.
00:23:44 Unfortunately, my time
00:23:46 In fact, you'd be dead right
00:23:49 Is that so?
00:23:50 Oh, yeah.
00:23:52 I paid the executioner
00:23:54 Is this the first
00:23:57 to be alone with a man, Father?
00:24:05 You're not looking too
00:24:16 Willie Grimes.
00:24:19 Willie Grimes introduced you
00:24:20 to the underbelly of
00:24:25 Well, not so much as introduced me,
00:24:28 more as stumbled upon it with me.
00:24:43 Ronnie put us onto this job.
00:24:46 Out on the moors, it was,
00:24:48 right in the middle of nowhere.
00:24:52 Took us ages to find it.
00:24:55 But it was worth the effort.
00:25:03 Right, it's ready.
00:25:09 You can unearth the thing.
00:25:11 I'm wrecked.
00:25:13 You're getting old.
00:25:16 I'm getting hungry.
00:25:18 Me too.
00:25:19 I hate this.
00:25:20 Backbreaking work, and all
00:25:22 And broke.
00:25:24 If that rotten bastard Quint
00:25:26 things might be different.
00:25:27 We should do him in.
00:25:29 Ah, he's too well connected.
00:25:31 Besides, that's a mug's game.
00:25:34 Still, I'm hungry enough,
00:25:36 I could eat that corpse over there.
00:25:42 What you got there?
00:25:44 Sandwich.
00:25:46 A what which?
00:25:47 Sandwich.
00:25:48 It's food.
00:25:49 Food.
00:25:51 Two lumps of bread with
00:25:53 It's genius.
00:25:54 Ah, it's queer.
00:25:56 No, it's all right.
00:25:57 You can put anything inside.
00:25:58 What's in it?
00:26:00 Uh, looks like...
00:26:03 Like?
00:26:06 Looks like it tastes
00:26:10 How did you afford one?
00:26:11 - I nicked it.
00:26:13 What?
00:26:14 I'll pay them back when I'm flush.
00:26:16 I fancy a bite.
00:26:17 Give it here.
00:26:18 I'll tell you what.
00:26:19 I'll share it with you for
00:26:22 Done.
00:26:43 Bloody hell.
00:26:45 You were hungry.
00:26:46 You're not having any of mine.
00:26:55 What I don't get is
00:26:58 outside of a graveyard.
00:27:00 Suicide most likely.
00:27:02 Idiot clergy probably
00:27:04 so there was nowhere else to bury them.
00:27:06 Why at a crossroads?
00:27:10 Gob shite superstition.
00:27:12 So's if the spirit rises,
00:27:14 it'll not know which way is which
00:27:15 and wander about the place lost.
00:27:17 Which way is which.
00:27:18 Which sandwich is which.
00:27:19 Boy, get at it, come on.
00:27:21 All right, you moody so and so.
00:27:35 Willie?
00:27:37 What?
00:27:39 Look at this.
00:27:42 What, we don't know her, do we?
00:27:48 Oh, that's odd.
00:27:51 Look at its eyes.
00:27:52 Maybe we should just leave it.
00:27:54 No.
00:27:55 Have that bastard Quint on our tails?
00:27:57 It's a perfectly good piece.
00:28:00 What's that around her neck?
00:28:03 That's... that's garlic.
00:28:06 Ronnie's got that stuff
00:28:09 Keep things away from the place.
00:28:10 Garlic?
00:28:17 It's stinky.
00:28:19 Don't do that.
00:28:20 That's there for a reason.
00:28:21 Gob shite superstition, Willie.
00:28:25 Who would do a thing like that?
00:28:27 I don't know, but I'm glad they did.
00:28:29 This piece will put us in
00:28:34 Pull it out.
00:28:36 No way, mate.
00:28:37 I dare you.
00:28:39 No way, I say.
00:28:46 You're out of your head.
00:28:47 Help me.
00:28:49 Come on, help me.
00:29:02 Come on.
00:29:04 Let's get the corpse in the cart.
00:29:13 Oh, look at this mess.
00:29:16 What we need is a new cart, Arthur.
00:29:19 Something roomy.
00:29:25 How are we even gonna
00:29:32 Willie.
00:29:39 Let's get the hell out of here.
00:29:43 Maybe she wasn't dead.
00:29:44 Not exactly alive neither.
00:29:45 Un...
00:29:46 Dead.
00:29:51 Bollocks, shite.
00:29:52 What do you like, Grimes?
00:29:53 What do you like?
00:29:55 Hey, do you hear that?
00:29:59 No, I do not.
00:30:10 Willie.
00:30:12 Arthur.
00:30:14 Willie.
00:30:27 Missus?
00:30:32 You all right?
00:31:20 I think it's gone.
00:31:21 Why did you have to hit me?
00:31:22 It was all on you.
00:31:23 What else was I suppose to do?
00:31:24 Ow.
00:31:25 Look.
00:31:26 Ah, you're bleeding.
00:31:28 You keep away from me.
00:31:29 You might be inflicted.
00:31:30 Oh, shut up.
00:31:33 What time is it, huh?
00:31:34 How should I know?
00:31:36 I think it's getting lighter.
00:31:37 Yeah.
00:31:38 I think it might be gone.
00:31:39 Can we go then?
00:31:41 Yeah, I think so.
00:31:55 Willie!
00:32:08 That was mad.
00:32:11 Get back, get back.
00:32:12 What?
00:32:15 Get back, Arthur.
00:32:18 What are you doing?
00:32:20 - Watch this.
00:32:25 Oy, you mad bastard,
00:32:27 Leave it.
00:32:32 Don't do that.
00:32:34 Don't, you mad bastard,
00:32:36 Come on, let's go, Willie.
00:32:37 Let's go; I wanna go.
00:32:40 I've got an idea.
00:33:58 Thank you for your
00:34:25 After that job, we were
00:34:28 and we struck gold with the undead.
00:34:30 We realized that people
00:34:33 for your more unusual corpse.
00:34:35 And the jobs kept finding us.
00:34:37 It was as if we opened
00:34:39 and got a sniff of it,
00:34:40 or it got a sniff of us.
00:34:43 Came across a whole many
00:34:48 So trafficking the undead
00:34:54 Absolutely.
00:34:55 That's where the real money was.
00:34:57 That's how it was for a while
00:35:00 making good money snatching all
00:35:05 And, uh, who paid you?
00:35:08 A select few.
00:35:10 Those who realize the potential.
00:35:12 Of course, it didn't
00:35:14 There were times when we'd go to
00:35:17 only to have them stolen from us.
00:35:19 Snatched by a rival gang.
00:35:21 Sometimes at knifepoint.
00:35:23 Rival gangs.
00:35:25 Right bunch of
00:35:28 You see, Willie and I,
00:35:29 we were more your kind
00:35:32 But, you know, some people took things
00:35:34 a little bit more seriously.
00:35:35 Some of them were real creeps.
00:35:37 Such as?
00:35:40 We had run-ins with a crowd of lunatics
00:35:42 called the House of Murphy.
00:35:46 Ah, the famed House of Murphy.
00:35:52 I've heard many stories about
00:35:57 Hated us they did.
00:35:59 You see, we'd like to get in
00:36:01 But they would make this
00:36:04 He made us look like a
00:36:09 You have any recent encounters
00:36:13 Yeah, unfortunately, yes.
00:36:17 But let me tell you about this one time.
00:36:19 Strangest job I ever pulled.
00:36:22 It was most bloody peculiar.
00:36:25 You know, if you were to
00:36:30 I would sling you in that
00:36:33 You wouldn't get a penny
00:36:37 Hey, if I croak before you
00:36:40 I won't hear of it.
00:36:41 It's not proper.
00:36:43 Would you really try to sell me off?
00:36:46 I might.
00:36:48 The bloody cheek.
00:36:51 Do you like my new cart?
00:36:52 It's quality.
00:36:55 Very modern.
00:36:56 Thought I might do a bit
00:36:58 You know, running after the horses,
00:37:00 collecting their shite
00:37:03 Well, it's good money, and it's legal.
00:37:04 Hugo Fortune got me onto it.
00:37:07 Mind you, I haven't bothered yet.
00:37:09 Are you interested?
00:37:10 I could loan you out the cart.
00:37:11 No chance.
00:37:13 So what did Ronnie say
00:37:15 He said there's a corpse out here
00:37:18 that not only won't jump
00:37:21 it'll fetch us a small fortune as well.
00:37:23 That's a bit curious, isn't it?
00:37:29 Bollocks.
00:37:30 Oh, fuck you, Grimes.
00:37:32 "Quality," what a piece of shite.
00:37:37 Get the shovels.
00:37:47 It's frozen.
00:37:48 What?
00:37:50 The ground.
00:37:52 It's frozen.
00:37:57 That's gonna take
00:38:01 Why is it frozen?
00:38:02 Nowhere else is.
00:38:07 Well, if whatever it is
00:38:10 then I'm a happy man.
00:38:12 'Cause if it's frozen,
00:38:13 it won't be jumping about the place
00:38:14 trying to murder us.
00:38:15 I suppose.
00:38:18 It's a bit unusual.
00:38:19 Ah, yes, Arthur, it's curious.
00:38:23 All right, I'll start it.
00:38:25 You can finish it.
00:38:37 Bugger.
00:38:52 Ah.
00:39:30 Looks like a child's coffin.
00:39:35 Do they want the box and all?
00:39:37 Yeah, they said not
00:39:41 I'm not carrying that thing back.
00:39:43 It's freezing.
00:39:44 Well, we should smash it open.
00:39:47 Oh, fetch more if we don't.
00:39:50 Ow.
00:39:52 Oh, that hurt.
00:39:54 Hey, give us your knife.
00:40:00 If I can wedge this in.
00:40:03 I'm telling you, be careful.
00:40:05 Ow, ow, my fingers, freezing over.
00:40:13 Let's just kick it back.
00:40:15 No, no, no, let's
00:40:20 Wrap it with what?
00:40:22 Ah, it's heavy.
00:40:23 That's no child in there.
00:40:24 It's heavy.
00:40:40 Look at that.
00:40:44 What do you reckon that is?
00:40:48 Don't know.
00:40:49 Never seen anything like it.
00:40:54 It's not moving, is it?
00:40:57 No.
00:41:00 Could be from Dotsie's,
00:41:03 you know, the circus?
00:41:05 Could be a little freak from Dotsie's.
00:41:07 I don't think so.
00:41:09 I don't think that thing is
00:41:12 Look at the size of its head.
00:41:19 Well, be easier to move now.
00:41:28 It's not as cold as it was in the box.
00:41:32 All right. All right.
00:41:34 Let's get out of here.
00:41:35 Come on.
00:41:39 Good evening to you, gentlemen.
00:41:41 Now, if you don't mind terribly,
00:41:43 you'll be dropping that
00:41:45 Willie, do you know this asshole?
00:41:51 Cornelius, don't mind the young fellow.
00:41:53 He's a little fresh around the ears.
00:41:55 Hand that there over now, boy.
00:41:57 Arthur meet Cornelius Murphy.
00:42:01 Now, be a pet and hand
00:42:04 Having a laugh, aren't you?
00:42:06 I'd listen to your boss if
00:42:12 That's a good lad.
00:42:13 Now pass it along.
00:42:16 Don't be stupid, Arthur.
00:42:19 Do as the gentleman says.
00:42:21 I'll explain later.
00:42:29 On the ground there.
00:42:32 Do it.
00:42:35 Afraid I can't do that.
00:42:37 You see, this took us
00:42:39 Now that we've got it, I
00:42:44 Drop it and live.
00:42:46 Drop the corpse.
00:43:15 What?
00:43:16 Oh, my head.
00:43:20 I admire your pluck, lad.
00:43:21 When you're through fumblin'
00:43:25 come and call on the House of Murphy.
00:43:30 Somebody snatched our snatchins.
00:43:32 I think I'm in the
00:43:36 I'm all light-headed.
00:43:39 How did they manage it?
00:43:40 Hey, who did you say that was again?
00:43:43 That was Cornelius Murphy,
00:43:48 I think he just offered me a job.
00:43:50 What and leave a
00:43:52 No.
00:43:55 He seemed a little
00:43:59 So Fortune of War?
00:44:02 Oh, aye.
00:44:04 I'm flat broke though.
00:44:06 Yeah, me too.
00:44:08 I got this new bird, though.
00:44:09 She might have a couple of quid.
00:44:10 Ah, good for you, son.
00:44:16 Some jobs were harder than others.
00:44:18 We went hungry at times,
00:44:21 but mainly we made off
00:44:24 But you, uh...
00:44:25 you took him up on his offer, Murphy.
00:44:27 No.
00:44:29 But I considered it.
00:44:30 There were no flies on him,
00:44:31 and if there were,
00:44:35 But you crossed paths again?
00:44:37 Oh, aye.
00:44:38 Well, Willie and I had
00:44:40 They thought they were better than us.
00:44:42 When was... when was the
00:44:45 Not too long ago, but here.
00:44:47 Let me tell you about the time
00:44:49 Hoo.
00:44:50 Uh, Mr. Blake.
00:44:51 He was a slippery bollocks.
00:44:53 What about The Wrinkler?
00:44:55 I have a million stories.
00:44:56 I knew all the snatchers.
00:45:01 If we had the time,
00:45:02 I'd love to hear all
00:45:04 but time is of the essence.
00:45:08 Now I would like to hear
00:45:11 Why?
00:45:12 They're a gang of assholes.
00:45:13 I'm bored talking about them.
00:45:14 Got what they deserved.
00:45:16 What did they get?
00:45:18 Eh?
00:45:20 Look.
00:45:23 I would love to finish my
00:45:29 Now, tell me about Cornelius.
00:45:35 Fair enough.
00:45:36 Let me see.
00:45:38 Mad bastard from a long
00:45:43 not much of a sense of humor,
00:45:46 believed to be in league with Lucifer.
00:45:49 Was he now?
00:45:51 And what about his gang?
00:45:53 Well, old Cornelius and his gang
00:45:55 had a knack for snatching the undead.
00:45:58 They took it very personally.
00:45:59 It's a family business with them.
00:46:01 His father was the real mastermind,
00:46:04 had Cornelius and his gang
00:46:07 supposed to be a right evil bastard.
00:46:10 Anyway, Willie and I were
00:46:12 and we did mainly.
00:46:14 That's how it was for years.
00:46:15 We kept our head above water.
00:46:16 Ronnie helped us out by
00:46:19 We even took on an
00:46:25 One point, she was a wrecker.
00:46:29 A wrecker?
00:46:31 Oh, she would lure
00:46:34 and scavenge the wreckage.
00:46:41 But she got bored of that
00:46:42 and had aspirations of being a snatcher.
00:46:45 Fanny Bryers, hmm.
00:46:48 Lovely, lovely Fanny Bryers.
00:46:52 Lovely.
00:46:53 Did you here that, Willie?
00:46:54 Arthur says I'm lovely.
00:46:55 Well, he must be drunk,
00:47:00 Oh, shove off, you.
00:47:02 I am lovely.
00:47:03 You are lovely.
00:47:04 You are.
00:47:05 Don't you even listen to him.
00:47:07 Oh!
00:47:09 You should be ashamed of your selves.
00:47:12 Here it is.
00:47:13 Here it is.
00:47:14 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:47:15 That's mine.
00:47:17 Ready? Ready?
00:47:19 Are you ready, Mr. Grimes?
00:47:20 Right, wait a minute.
00:47:21 When I finish this pint,
00:47:23 I'm gonna put the
00:47:25 and that's when you two go for it.
00:47:27 Right, then?
00:47:29 Okay, here we go.
00:47:30 [Indistinct muttering[
00:47:37 It's very sexy.
00:47:41 # Says my aul wan to your aul wan #
00:47:43 # will you come to the Waxies dargle? #
00:47:45 # Says your aul wan to my aul wan #
00:47:47 # Sure, I haven't got a farthing #
00:47:48 # Just been down to Monto town #
00:47:50 # to see uncle McArdle #
00:47:52 # But he wouldn't give me half a crown #
00:47:54 # for to go to the Waxies dargle #
00:47:56 # What'll you have? #
00:47:57 # I'll have a pint #
00:47:58 # I'll have a pint with you, sir #
00:47:59 # And if one of us doesn't order soon #
00:48:02 # We'll get chucked out of the boozer #
00:48:09 # I'll have a pint with you, sir #
00:48:11 # And if one of us doesn't order soon #
00:48:14 # We'll get chucked out of the boozer #
00:48:19 It's a bleedin' draw.
00:48:23 Robbed I was.
00:48:24 I was robbed.
00:48:25 Ha!
00:48:26 I'm catching up with you, old man.
00:48:28 I was robbed of that.
00:48:29 Come here.
00:48:32 You'll have him
00:48:33 Yeah, I will.
00:48:34 I'll have you next time.
00:48:38 Can you two talk business?
00:48:40 Sober as a judge, mate.
00:48:44 You remember Maisey O'Connell?
00:48:46 I'll box your ears in when I get you.
00:48:48 Do you hear me?
00:48:49 A friend of the family.
00:48:50 Is she still not talking to you?
00:48:53 No.
00:48:54 Neither is me family.
00:48:56 She's in here the other night.
00:48:58 She's got a new job
00:49:01 you know, the place that handles
00:49:02 a lot of the old walking stiff trade.
00:49:04 It's her first night on the job,
00:49:07 and no one had told her about
00:49:12 What did she come across?
00:49:14 Well, she wouldn't say,
00:49:16 so I filled the aul wan so
00:49:20 I called her a carriage.
00:49:22 I closed the place down.
00:49:25 There's no love nor money
00:49:27 could drag me back to
00:49:31 Yes, dear.
00:49:32 Get in.
00:49:34 And me with me nerves.
00:49:38 So terrified she
00:49:41 she insists I ride with her.
00:49:43 You had a bad day, Maisey?
00:49:45 What was that?
00:49:46 A... a bad day, Maisey.
00:49:50 Ah.
00:49:51 Lantern Jesus, for a moment there
00:49:55 I thought I dreamt up the whole thing.
00:49:59 Oh, I never want to go
00:50:03 You sure you might not
00:50:06 It's off to the house
00:50:11 'Twas pure and simple
00:50:16 Was it something hideous and awful?
00:50:19 You can talk to me, Maisey.
00:50:20 I'm a good listener.
00:50:23 What did you see today?
00:50:27 The living dead.
00:50:30 Bingo.
00:50:32 Lovely.
00:50:33 Yeah, the woman was mortified,
00:50:35 said she was expecting
00:50:37 Shipment was to arrive by
00:50:40 somewhere off of Langols Island.
00:50:42 Only one of three boxes was recovered.
00:50:44 What was in the box?
00:50:49 Took me ages to prize open the box.
00:50:52 And I'm only an old woman,
00:50:54 and there was nobody else about.
00:50:56 Ah, but you got it open.
00:50:58 Oh, I opened it, all right.
00:51:22 Brilliant.
00:51:28 That's very funny, Ronnie.
00:51:30 Yous two are terrible.
00:51:33 The poor woman.
00:51:35 So how'd she get away, Ron?
00:51:37 Oh, it had the grip on me.
00:51:40 'Twas the unholy grasp of Satan.
00:51:45 I looked into its dead, black eyes,
00:51:49 and I could see meself
00:51:55 Oh, I thought I was dead for sure.
00:51:59 Jesus, Maisey, you're
00:52:04 It was horrible,
00:52:07 the pale, spidery thing.
00:52:16 If it hadn't been
00:52:19 he would have had me guts for garters.
00:52:23 A cross, eh?
00:52:26 A good thing in all
00:52:30 Expecting two more we were,
00:52:33 but word has it they got lost at sea.
00:52:37 And now they tell me they got
00:52:42 and have to be retrieved.
00:52:46 Well, I want nothing more to do with it.
00:52:50 It seems a few "surgeons"
00:52:53 may be the key to immortality.
00:52:55 That's why they're so desperate
00:52:56 to get their hands on these corpses.
00:52:59 Immortality?
00:53:00 Well, who's off to
00:53:02 Who's with old Willie?
00:53:03 Easy pickings.
00:53:05 Nice little earner, boys.
00:53:07 We'll need a what you may call it,
00:53:08 a crustafix.
00:53:10 A crucifix, love.
00:53:11 Yeah, well, there's just
00:53:14 Ah, no worries, Ronnie.
00:53:16 Name your percentage.
00:53:18 Yeah, well, it is
00:53:19 but that's not the problem.
00:53:22 They've, uh, hired somebody to
00:53:25 Who?
00:53:27 It seems the mortuary has
00:53:29 to help them out.
00:53:37 That's that, then.
00:53:39 Bollocks.
00:53:41 What's the House of Murphy?
00:53:42 Not what, who.
00:53:43 It's a vicious gang of body snatchers
00:53:46 that I don't want to cross.
00:53:48 We'd be fools to try, Willie.
00:53:49 Now, they can't be all that bad.
00:53:53 Let me tell you something
00:53:56 First of all, there's
00:53:58 Samuel Murphy, Sam the Spider.
00:54:02 Keeps himself well out of sight.
00:54:04 They call him the Spider
00:54:05 because he likes to play
00:54:07 before killing them.
00:54:08 They say once he's ready to kill,
00:54:09 he uses a three-clawed
00:54:13 and the tongues of his victims.
00:54:15 Then there's his son, Cornelius Murphy.
00:54:18 One of the meanest bastards
00:54:23 Rumor has it he's a corpse grinder,
00:54:25 grinds the bones from
00:54:28 and sniffs them.
00:54:30 He can smell out the dead
00:54:34 Valentine Kelly,
00:54:38 so to speak.
00:54:42 They say she got her name
00:54:43 after she was almost burned to death
00:54:45 by a lover on Valentine's Day.
00:54:48 Her face is so twisted and deformed
00:54:50 that she keeps it hidden except
00:54:57 Then there's the Bulger.
00:54:58 You couldn't find a more loyal servant.
00:55:01 Murphy saved him from
00:55:04 Left with no teeth,
00:55:06 Murphy had a dentist of sorts
00:55:10 Bulger owes him everything.
00:55:14 You're all cowards.
00:55:16 There's money to be
00:55:18 That's enough to keep
00:55:21 for a really long time.
00:55:22 You lot are telling me you're afraid.
00:55:25 In a word, yes.
00:55:26 Yes.
00:55:27 Yeah, looks like it.
00:55:28 This lot can't be any worse
00:55:31 Fanny, forget it.
00:55:35 I'm sticking to the cemeteries.
00:55:38 Lads.
00:55:39 Remember, you are our apprentice,
00:55:44 not our partner.
00:55:46 You got to reign it in a little, love.
00:55:49 Thanks, Ronnie, but no thanks.
00:55:51 Yeah, well, maybe it's for the best.
00:55:54 Just thought I'd give
00:55:56 Murphy and his lot,
00:55:59 they won't be on the island
00:56:40 There'll be other jobs, Fanny.
00:56:42 When?
00:56:44 There won't be other jobs like this one.
00:56:45 If we're afraid of
00:56:47 like this Murphy's lot.
00:56:48 This one could've set us up for a while,
00:56:51 gave us enough money to enjoy life,
00:56:54 take me down to the Sinister
00:56:58 live it up,
00:56:59 instead of going to that old
00:57:02 What about our dream of
00:57:06 You be careful of dreams, Fanny.
00:57:07 They'll lead you down a garden path
00:57:08 and into a ditch before you know it.
00:57:10 The Fortune of War,
00:57:12 filled with people who
00:57:13 Look what they got to.
00:57:15 Willie's right,
00:57:17 keep chipping away at the smaller jobs,
00:57:19 everything else will fall into place.
00:57:21 Willie Grimes.
00:57:23 What about him?
00:57:24 If you had any backbone,
00:57:26 instead of letting that
00:57:28 He's a drunken old coward,
00:57:30 That's not fair.
00:57:31 Willie and I go back a long way.
00:57:33 You'd be on that island if you
00:57:36 We could be on and
00:57:39 There'd be no trouble.
00:57:41 It'll end badly,
00:57:42 and it'll end with a lot of blood.
00:57:43 You don't know what
00:57:45 This is your first job.
00:57:47 Took me years to get it down.
00:57:48 Willie's right.
00:57:50 You have to earn your keep
00:57:52 before you tackle a big job like this.
00:57:55 If we're gonna make it
00:57:57 we got to stand up for ourselves.
00:57:59 This Cornelius and his
00:58:01 No one's that mean.
00:58:07 When Cornelius was five,
00:58:09 his mother gave him one
00:58:24 He loved it.
00:58:25 He was always playing with
00:58:30 His father stomped on it.
00:58:32 He just crushed it.
00:58:37 Then there was the time
00:58:39 found a baby chick.
00:58:41 Called it Pappy, fed it,
00:58:43 you know, took a shine to it.
00:58:54 His dad crushed the life out of it.
00:58:58 Poor little Pappy,
00:59:00 all spread out on the floor like that.
00:59:05 Then his mother buys him a rabbit.
00:59:08 This time Cornelius is determined
00:59:10 not to let his old man harm the animal.
00:59:12 At age five, he strangles
00:59:16 just so his old man can't get to it.
00:59:22 He's a born and bred merciless killer
00:59:24 trained not to care about life or death.
00:59:26 It's a different league.
00:59:29 Feck this.
00:59:30 I'm off to Langols Island.
00:59:32 I can take care of meself.
00:59:33 And if you and that poxy
00:59:38 then I'll see you down at the pub later.
00:59:39 You can't go on your own.
00:59:45 Well, then get up out
00:59:49 We need this job, Arthur.
00:59:51 I'm sick of being broke.
00:59:52 There's good money
00:59:54 There'll be no trouble.
00:59:56 Please, Arthur.
00:59:58 We can do this.
00:59:59 What are you doing?
01:00:01 I'll make it worth your while.
01:00:04 It'll end badly.
01:00:06 Fanny?
01:00:07 Arthur.
01:00:10 Fanny.
01:00:12 Forget it.
01:00:13 There's no way I'm going to the island,
01:00:15 and that's the last word of it.
01:00:37 Must be out of our bleeding minds,
01:00:39 out here at this hour of the night.
01:00:42 Letting a woman tell you what to do.
01:00:49 Yeah, well, you'll
01:00:50 when we've made a
01:00:52 A killing.
01:00:53 That's what I'm afraid of.
01:00:55 Oh, shut up, Willie.
01:00:57 We're out here now.
01:00:58 We may as well make the most of it.
01:01:01 I can't see a thing in this fog.
01:01:02 How far is the island?
01:01:04 Ought to be there by morning
01:01:09 Worse?
01:01:11 There are things
01:01:13 that you don't want to come across.
01:01:15 Have you been out here before?
01:01:17 No.
01:01:19 Only ever heard the stories.
01:01:22 Me da used to go fishing out here.
01:01:25 Yeah, my little brother and I
01:01:26 used to watch him from the summit.
01:01:28 That's a really nice memory, Arthur.
01:01:33 There was this one time
01:01:36 he was coming back in to land.
01:01:39 The water all around
01:01:42 and then we saw it.
01:01:44 A black mist it was,
01:01:51 Something hidden inside sucked
01:02:01 Yes, that's a... that's
01:02:06 Ah, he was all right, he was.
01:02:08 Never laid a hand on us neither.
01:02:10 A hard worker too.
01:02:13 Bloody fool to be
01:02:17 True.
01:02:18 So we have a few hours on
01:02:21 Ronnie said they wouldn't
01:02:24 Get the crates, get
01:02:27 No trouble, right, Willie?
01:02:28 That's fine by me.
01:02:32 Did you bring your crucifix?
01:02:39 Of course.
01:02:44 Whoopsie daisey.
01:02:56 Did you hear that?
01:02:58 Aye.
01:03:00 What was it?
01:03:03 Arthur's old fella coming
01:03:09 There's worse things out here
01:03:13 I hate these waters.
01:03:17 It's eerie.
01:03:20 I suggest we keep our
01:03:24 Wake me up when we get there.
01:03:27 Must be out of our bleeding minds.
01:04:46 Excuse me.
01:04:47 Could you keep the noise down, please?
01:04:50 Or I'll cut your bleeding head off.
01:05:09 What are we gonna do now?
01:05:11 No killing, you said, no trouble.
01:05:12 We was gonna knock him out with this.
01:05:14 And have him get up and kill us?
01:05:16 You must be daft.
01:05:18 You have no idea
01:05:19 They've cornered the
01:05:21 This is our time.
01:05:22 We're going to be rich.
01:05:23 You stupid cow.
01:05:25 Willie, just get the
01:05:30 Just do it now.
01:05:32 Listen, you,
01:05:33 I've done foolish things in my life,
01:05:34 but I have never put anyone
01:05:37 And what you've done here...
01:05:39 You.
01:05:41 We go now, with her or without her.
01:05:44 We may as well get
01:05:46 Arthur, have you lost your balls?
01:05:48 No, but look, it's right here.
01:05:50 Listen, if we go now,
01:05:52 Yeah, and empty-handed.
01:05:54 You don't get it at all, do you?
01:05:56 If we stay here, we're as good as dead.
01:05:58 He wasn't so hard, was he?
01:06:02 Come on.
01:06:03 We don't have all day.
01:06:07 Not everyone is the boss of me.
01:06:09 Hey, come on.
01:06:10 Let's just get it over with.
01:06:12 Willie.
01:06:14 Willie!
01:06:25 What now?
01:06:27 Get the yokes out of the
01:06:33 I suppose they're just gonna line up
01:06:35 and waltz in there of their own accord.
01:06:37 Hey, look at this.
01:06:40 What are we supposed to do with that?
01:06:41 Put it in their mouths.
01:06:43 Stop 'em from biting us.
01:06:47 Look, we'll open up the crates.
01:06:48 When they jump out, we'll
01:06:50 Put 'em in the cage.
01:06:51 We'll fill up the cage,
01:06:53 drag 'em back to the mainland.
01:06:55 Won't they drown?
01:07:00 Come on, boys.
01:07:01 There's nothing to worry about.
01:07:08 You got it?
01:07:09 Ready? Careful.
01:07:12 All right.
01:07:19 What's happening?
01:07:21 It's horrible.
01:07:23 Arthur?
01:07:24 There's a foot in here.
01:07:27 Very bloody odd.
01:07:29 A foot.
01:07:32 That's not gonna
01:07:35 is it Willie?
01:07:36 A foot?
01:07:38 Bloody hell.
01:07:40 Hmm.
01:08:00 Hmph.
01:08:17 Get it off me!
01:08:20 Darling.
01:08:22 I got it!
01:08:25 Get him off me!
01:08:32 Get him still!
01:08:55 You okay?
01:08:56 What's it bloody well look like?
01:08:59 What the bleeding
01:09:01 That thing nearly killed me.
01:09:02 It called you darling,
01:09:04 I think you've got a
01:09:06 What if I got infected?
01:09:08 What if I'm... what if I'm infected?
01:09:09 What if I turn into one of those things?
01:09:11 Come on, calm down.
01:09:12 It's just... let's have a look.
01:09:13 Looky there.
01:09:16 Oh, go on, laugh it up.
01:09:17 Well, you know, it's pretty...
01:09:30 One, two, three, four, and five.
01:09:35 I reckon that's five
01:09:42 Go on, get out of it.
01:09:44 I blame all of this on you, Arthur.
01:09:46 Me?
01:09:47 No one dragged you here.
01:09:48 You and that Fanny have ruined me.
01:09:50 That bite has me all peculiar.
01:09:52 Don't bring poor old Fanny into it.
01:09:55 What are we gonna do now?
01:09:58 I have a backup plan.
01:10:02 No.
01:10:03 No.
01:10:05 Ha.
01:10:07 Bugger this.
01:10:09 Excuse me, Mr. Murphy.
01:10:10 Perhaps we can come to
01:10:15 I like the arrangement
01:10:19 You tied to that cage,
01:10:22 as I strap it to me boat
01:10:25 for the journey home.
01:10:28 I just thought you
01:10:30 now that you're down Mr. Bulger and all.
01:10:32 I'd rather sell your wet corpse.
01:10:35 Arthur, you weasel.
01:10:37 Just go along with me.
01:10:43 A rat leaving a sinking ship, is it?
01:10:45 That's the one.
01:10:46 Very honorable.
01:10:48 Now, where was the honor in
01:10:52 and going and killing
01:10:54 Oh, well, it wasn't really the
01:11:01 We was just trying to
01:11:04 Tell me, Mr. Blake,
01:11:15 I suppose so.
01:11:17 It's a bit messy, isn't it?
01:11:19 Well, let me tell you.
01:11:20 I love this trade, Mr. Blake.
01:11:27 And I come from a very
01:11:31 So you see, I take a great
01:11:39 So when a sleveen like
01:11:44 and thinks he can cross me,
01:11:47 well, then,
01:11:50 that's when I get angry, Mr. Blake.
01:11:57 And Grimes...
01:12:00 you should have known better.
01:12:04 Whoa, now, Cornelius,
01:12:06 I was just along for the salt air.
01:12:11 Valentine.
01:12:14 Why don't you show 'em your face.
01:12:45 Oh, Willie!
01:12:55 Willie! Willie!
01:13:29 Let's go, let's go.
01:14:04 Are you two gonna kiss and make up?
01:14:06 'Cause I don't want a ruckus in here,
01:14:08 not before midnight.
01:14:16 What're you looking at?
01:14:19 You was gonna turn
01:14:24 No, I was just saying that.
01:14:26 I had a plan.
01:14:27 A plan.
01:14:29 You was all set to
01:14:31 and forget about me.
01:14:33 Me, who taught you everything.
01:14:35 Well, I had to say something.
01:14:36 What do you want from me?
01:14:38 Very, very disappointed
01:14:41 Oh, you're disappointed?
01:14:42 - Yeah.
01:14:43 And what about poor old Fanny?
01:14:44 Hmph, Fanny.
01:14:47 That daft cow.
01:14:48 She got what she deserved.
01:14:49 Is that all you can say?
01:14:50 Well, it was all her idea.
01:14:52 Or was it?
01:14:53 You know, she always
01:14:56 She said I should go it alone.
01:14:58 Well, you are going it alone, mate.
01:14:59 Enough is enough.
01:15:01 Fine.
01:15:04 Great, good riddance.
01:15:05 Fine, then.
01:15:06 You know, I'll probably do a
01:15:08 - Fine.
01:15:09 - Fine.
01:15:10 Fine.
01:15:11 Good night, sir.
01:15:13 Get the fuck out of my bar.
01:15:21 And that's how me and Willie left it,
01:15:23 arguing like a pair of old women.
01:15:26 What a way to end one
01:15:30 A week went by, here I am.
01:15:36 But you killed Cornelius Murphy?
01:15:39 Not my style, Father.
01:15:43 Well, then it was Grimes
01:15:46 It was Fanny that did the killing.
01:15:48 We just left Cornelius
01:15:54 So you just left him to die?
01:15:57 Oh, aye.
01:15:58 Now here I am, an innocent
01:16:04 Oh, none of us is
01:16:10 And I've listened to
01:16:13 you're far from innocent.
01:16:16 In fact, I think the
01:16:19 Grimes was lucky to have avoided me.
01:16:29 Well...
01:16:33 it's very nice to make your
01:16:44 You must be a little
01:16:46 All that training,
01:16:48 and he gets struck down by two commoners
01:16:50 like Grimes and myself.
01:16:54 You're not common, Mr. Blake.
01:16:58 In fact, you're quite rare.
01:17:04 It's not every day you meet someone
01:17:05 who's about to spend the
01:17:08 You best hurry up so.
01:17:09 I'll be under the
01:17:13 No.
01:17:14 You won't be seeing the guillotine.
01:17:17 You're not as lucky as your friend.
01:17:20 I've made other arrangements for you.
01:17:27 You little bastard.
01:17:28 You do not disrespect
01:17:30 Do you hear me?
01:17:31 You little bastard!
01:17:36 This is how it ends, Arthur Blake.
01:17:38 You pup.
01:17:39 You little pup.
01:17:40 This is how it ends for you.
01:17:42 I'll open you!
01:17:46 Do it, then.
01:17:47 Do it!
01:17:48 Your son was an awful prick.
01:17:49 A prick.
01:17:50 You little bastard.
01:17:52 You little bastard!
01:17:54 Oy!
01:18:09 - Willie.
01:18:11 You're undead.
01:18:13 That bite on the island
01:18:17 It took me ages to find me head.
01:18:19 It's a... it's a bit disconcerting.
01:18:22 Well, I thought he had me there.
01:18:29 Oh, he cut you up something horrible.
01:18:33 Well, it's great to see you.
01:18:38 I thought you were
01:18:39 Ah, no bother.
01:18:44 You look like shite, Willie.
01:18:46 Oh.
01:18:50 Well, it's a good thing I went first,
01:18:52 or else you'd be a dead man.
01:18:56 There you go.
01:18:57 Ah, here we are.
01:18:59 Oh, that's one I owe you.
01:19:02 Fancy him, coming after us.
01:19:05 Yeah, I know.
01:19:06 Said he was a priest.
01:19:07 Had me going there for a while.
01:19:09 Mad bastard.
01:19:10 Well, he'd fetch us
01:19:14 Let's get out of here.
01:19:16 Ooh.
01:19:18 Hey, that's mad, you being undead.
01:19:21 Oh, uh, are you any good at sewing?
01:19:23 Ha.
01:19:24 So you're like a cat, then?
01:19:25 Nine lives.
01:19:26 Oh, I figure it
01:19:29 But here's what we should do.
01:19:30 We should go down to Langols Island
01:19:33 and find one of them yokes
01:19:34 and have it take a
01:19:36 No, thanks.
01:19:37 Oh, it's the best thing
01:19:39 Whoa.
01:19:41 You okay?
01:19:42 I tell you what, I'll think about it.
01:19:44 Hey, you're not gonna get all
01:19:47 Ah, no.
01:19:49 It's the best thing
01:19:51 Mind you...
01:19:54 I am feeling a bit peckish.
01:19:56 I'll take you down to The Fortune,
01:19:57 get you some supper.
01:19:58 Oh, it's a different
01:20:01 Oh, aye?
01:20:04 I'm ravenous, Arthur.
01:20:06 Me?
01:20:07 Give us a nibble.
01:20:08 No, no, get away from me.
01:20:10 Don't come near me.