I Think I Love My Wife

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00:01:05 Honey, you got the baby?
00:01:11 Yeah, yeah, I got the...
00:01:12 I'll get the baby.
00:01:24 Coming. Coming.
00:01:26 Oh!
00:01:46 Daddy's got you.
00:01:49 Where's my kiss?
00:01:50 Come on. Come on.
00:01:54 Come on. Come on.
00:01:59 You're doing it wrong.
00:02:00 What are you talking about?
00:02:01 You don't even know what I'm doing.
00:02:02 I can tell by the cry.
00:02:04 Come on, take Kelly.
00:02:12 Come on, take Kelly.
00:02:14 Go ahead.
00:02:15 Hey, my big boy... Hi.
00:02:29 Aw...
00:02:30 That's my big boy.
00:02:33 Oh, yes...
00:02:34 Hi, I'm Richard Cooper.
00:02:36 And that's my wife Brenda.
00:02:38 We have two incredible
00:02:41 We've been married
00:02:44 My wife is beautiful,
00:02:47 and a great mother.
00:02:48 It's the perfect life.
00:02:50 There's just one problem:
00:02:52 I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
00:02:56 Now, I'm sure I'd have
00:02:59 if my wife and I
00:03:01 but there always
00:03:04 No, my face hurts.
00:03:05 It's not your birthday.
00:03:14 We both work, we're both tired,
00:03:19 To be honest, I don't know
00:03:21 how much more of this I can take.
00:03:23 Richard, do you think
00:03:26 Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:27 I- I work, too. I do.
00:03:28 But I come home from work, and
00:03:30 and I have to take care of you.
00:03:32 And frankly, I'm tired.
00:03:33 I'm tired.
00:03:34 Too tired to wear
00:03:36 What's wrong with my panties?
00:03:37 They're huge!
00:03:38 You know, the biggest thing
00:03:40 should be the tag.
00:03:42 That's all I want to see:
00:03:43 Tag and ass!
00:03:44 You see? You see?
00:03:46 - This is what I'm talking about.
00:03:48 You see how insensitive he is?
00:03:49 You know, Brenda,
00:03:51 if you'd have sex with me.
00:03:52 It seems like the only time
00:03:54 she wants to have sex with me
00:03:55 The only time you want
00:03:57 is to have sex.
00:03:59 That doesn't make any sense!
00:04:00 Well, that's because I'm tired!
00:04:02 Now we're making progress.
00:04:05 I hated that therapist.
00:04:07 She wasn't married
00:04:10 You know,
00:04:11 when you're on a plane,
00:04:14 with more experience than you.
00:04:16 But maybe that's just me.
00:04:18 Now, what I can't figure out
00:04:22 not have sex with me,
00:04:25 into a world with so many
00:04:28 That's like dropping me
00:04:30 and expecting me to not get wet.
00:04:32 I mean, every single woman
00:04:35 I have an imaginary
00:04:37 Like this one.
00:04:39 Ah, she's got beautiful lips.
00:04:41 But if we got married,
00:04:44 before I got tired of those lips?
00:04:46 How long would it be
00:04:47 before those lips
00:04:50 And look at her.
00:04:53 What a smile.
00:04:55 She looks happy now,
00:04:56 but if I was married to her
00:04:58 I'djust be thinking about
00:05:00 I don't know.
00:05:01 And look at her.
00:05:04 Look at those eyes,
00:05:06 She's like a painting...
00:05:21 No matter where my head is,
00:05:23 when I get to Manhattan, I'm fine.
00:05:26 I love the city, rats and all.
00:05:29 I love myjob.
00:05:30 I'm an investment banker
00:05:33 I'm one of the only blacks
00:05:35 As a matter of fact,
00:05:38 I think I know every black
00:05:42 Morning, Pam.
00:05:43 Howdy, Mr. Cooper.
00:05:47 Morning, Ron.
00:05:49 Good morning, Richard.
00:06:00 #Yo, fuck the cracker #
00:06:02 #That's what I say #
00:06:03 #And fuck these bitches
00:06:06 # I'm the type of nigga
00:06:09 # If you fuck with me, I'll
00:06:12 # If you fuck with me, I'll
00:06:15 # If you fuck with me,
00:06:46 Okay.
00:06:49 Tracy...
00:06:52 this is what we're
00:06:55 Seen George?
00:06:56 I'm right here.
00:06:58 See you later, Mary.
00:06:59 George, your wife is on
00:07:02 Wife? I don't want to talk to her.
00:07:03 Find out what she wants.
00:07:05 Call back Veronica.
00:07:06 Rich, you want to
00:07:08 before Landis gets in?
00:07:09 Sure,just,
00:07:10 Good morning, everyone.
00:07:12 Cooper, how's the Coleman account?
00:07:14 Incredible. The Narco funds are up.
00:07:16 All right.
00:07:17 Let's get to work, people.
00:07:24 Pupkin & Langford. Please hold.
00:07:25 Pupkin & Langford.
00:07:26 Lunch?
00:07:30 Well, I got to ask.
00:07:32 Come on, you know I hate the crowds.
00:07:34 By the time you get your
00:07:35 Well, have fun all by yourself.
00:07:38 I'm gonna get a quick bite and
00:07:40 See ya.
00:07:43 Hey, I got nothing against George,
00:07:45 but I just hate going to lunch
00:07:46 at the same time
00:07:49 It's just way too crowded.
00:07:51 Look at this mess.
00:07:53 It's just not the New York
00:07:57 Now, at 2:00,
00:08:00 Things slow down.
00:08:02 That's when I like to go out.
00:08:05 I can eat,
00:08:08 or I can just clear my head.
00:08:09 And I can also watch women
00:08:13 'Cause I know I will never
00:08:16 Now,you can't look
00:08:18 You stare at a soccer mom
00:08:20 and they'll post your name
00:08:35 Can I help you find something?
00:08:37 Just looking.
00:08:43 Have you seen the new Prada suits?
00:08:44 No, that's okay, that's okay.
00:08:49 Excuse me, sir, would you like to try
00:08:51 Nah, that's okay.
00:08:52 Oh.
00:08:53 Hey! Don't spray that shit on me.
00:08:55 It's really good.
00:09:01 Hi, I'm Candy.
00:09:04 Can I help you with something?
00:09:06 Do you have this in blue?
00:09:08 You know, I think you
00:09:12 Uh, I-I don't really wear green.
00:09:13 Okay, but this green is hot.
00:09:17 Come on. Trust me.
00:09:18 Let's go try it on.
00:09:19 I'm telling you, I don't like green.
00:09:27 That looks great on you.
00:09:28 You think so?
00:09:29 Absolutely.
00:09:31 I love it.
00:09:32 I just don't like wearing green.
00:09:34 Yeah, but you should
00:09:36 I mean, you look
00:09:38 Hey, Lisa.
00:09:40 Will you tell him
00:09:42 Oh, I love it on you!
00:09:44 I'm-I'm not just saying that.
00:09:45 I think it looks great on you.
00:09:50 Daddy's home.
00:09:51 Daddy's home.
00:09:53 Daddy!
00:09:54 Yeah!
00:09:56 Daddy's home.
00:09:57 Hey, Daddy.
00:09:59 How's it going?
00:10:00 Pretty good.
00:10:01 Where's Brian?
00:10:02 Oh, he's upstairs napping.
00:10:04 Oh, hey, I've got
00:10:06 so can you do the dishes tonight?
00:10:07 - Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:10:08 Hey, Kelly.
00:10:09 Hi, Daddy.
00:10:11 How big is Kelly?
00:10:12 This big.
00:10:14 Yeah. Where's Kelly's ear?
00:10:15 Here.
00:10:17 - Where's Kelly's nose?
00:10:19 Where's Kelly's esophagus?
00:10:24 Give the kid a break;
00:10:26 Hey, there's white
00:10:28 taking the bar right now.
00:10:29 W- H-I-T-E, please.
00:10:31 Okay, okay.
00:10:33 Hey, Kelly, I got you.
00:10:35 Daddy got you.
00:10:36 - Right upside the head.
00:10:38 Daddy got you.
00:10:40 I thought you didn't like green.
00:10:42 Figured I'd get something new.
00:10:44 It's different.
00:10:48 Pretty.
00:10:49 There were days
00:10:53 But we still weren't having sex.
00:10:54 When a married couple
00:10:57 at first, they complain about it.
00:10:58 But after a while,
00:11:02 She walks out of the shower,
00:11:04 'Cause you know there's
00:11:08 The most dangerous time
00:11:09 in a marriage
00:11:13 that they're not having sex.
00:11:14 Speak up; I'm in an elevator.
00:11:16 Richard, there's someone here to see you.
00:11:18 Uh, a client?
00:11:20 She didn't say.
00:11:26 Nikki?
00:11:29 Wow, Nikki Tru.
00:11:32 I haven't seen her in eight years.
00:11:34 She was my best friend's girl.
00:11:36 I was crazy about her.
00:11:38 What's wrong?
00:11:39 You didn't think you'd see me again?
00:11:41 No, it's not that;
00:11:43 Wow, you look good, Nikki.
00:11:46 Thanks.
00:11:48 You know, people don't really
00:11:50 I'm not really a smoker.
00:11:51 I'm just trying to lose some weight.
00:11:53 So what's that, a diet cigarette?
00:11:56 I'll put it out.
00:11:58 You look good, Richie.
00:12:00 That's a nice shirt.
00:12:02 Thanks.
00:12:04 So, wh-what brings
00:12:07 I was in the neighborhood,
00:12:08 thought I'd stop by and say hi.
00:12:10 That's allowed, right?
00:12:12 Yeah. Hi.
00:12:14 Hi.
00:12:16 You want to show me
00:12:19 Come on.
00:12:20 Okay.
00:12:21 It's good to see you.
00:12:22 Yeah, you, too.
00:12:23 - Which way?
00:12:25 NI KKI
00:12:27 Yeah, that's
00:12:29 and that's my daughter Kelly.
00:12:31 Same mother?
00:12:33 Same mother, my wife, seven years.
00:12:35 No side kids?
00:12:36 No side kids.
00:12:37 I know, it's very white of me.
00:12:40 Richard Marcus Cooper is married.
00:12:43 Tied the knot, till
00:12:46 Mm-hmm.
00:12:48 Something strange about that?
00:12:49 No. Just...
00:12:51 not the Richie I knew.
00:12:54 - People change.
00:12:57 You happily married?
00:12:59 Yeah, I'm-I'm happily married.
00:13:01 No, you're not.
00:13:03 You didn't say it right.
00:13:04 Okay, how was I supposed to say it?
00:13:06 Oh, I don't know.
00:13:08 But you're not supposed
00:13:09 I hear ice cracking.
00:13:11 What?
00:13:13 You ever walk across
00:13:14 and hear ice cracking?
00:13:16 It's the scariest sound
00:13:18 Hey, hey.
00:13:19 My ice is fine.
00:13:21 My-my marriage is frozen solid.
00:13:23 You could do a triple axel
00:13:26 One second.
00:13:27 Hello.
00:13:29 They're ready to start the meeting.
00:13:30 Yeah, yeah, I'll come right now.
00:13:32 So, to be
00:13:34 I do need a favor.
00:13:36 Ah. I knew Nikki didn't
00:13:40 Well, I just got back in town,
00:13:43 but I need a reference.
00:13:44 Okay, well,
00:13:46 bring it by, and I'll sign it.
00:13:47 No problem. Whoa!
00:13:50 Magic.
00:13:51 So you just knew
00:13:55 I figured a friend in
00:13:58 Okay.
00:14:03 Good luck.
00:14:05 Thank you...
00:14:07 Mr. Married Man.
00:14:09 Even though I hadn't seen Nikki
00:14:11 - in eight years, I got to say,
00:14:13 she looked even better
00:14:16 Gonna put these right
00:14:17 Do I have to eat this, Mommy?
00:14:19 Kelly...
00:14:20 - Hey, Daddy.
00:14:24 Mm.
00:14:25 I'm almost
00:14:26 and dinner will be ready
00:14:28 Is baked chicken okay?
00:14:29 Ah, you know chicken's great.
00:14:30 All right.
00:14:31 Where's my kiss?
00:14:33 Ooh, that's a good kiss.
00:14:35 What's up, Bri?
00:14:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:38 So how was school?
00:14:39 You know that test I was giving?
00:14:41 I had to give it again.
00:14:42 They all got A's.
00:14:44 Oh, um, Allison wants
00:14:45 this weekend at her house.
00:14:46 Any B-L-A-C-K kids gonna be there?
00:14:49 A few. Not enough.
00:14:51 You know, I'm thinking of
00:14:53 in New Rochelle.
00:14:54 That'll be good.
00:14:55 I got to do something.
00:14:59 Hey, how was, um, work today?
00:15:00 Anything happen?
00:15:01 Ah, nothing much,just work.
00:15:04 I'm not crazy.
00:15:05 Would you tell your wife
00:15:07 But I got to admit, seeing
00:15:11 What would it be like
00:15:14 I mean, if I were single,
00:15:16 I wouldn't do all that
00:15:18 If I were single again,
00:15:22 Excuse me, would you
00:15:24 - Of course I would.
00:15:26 When you're single,you're
00:15:29 Excuse me, can I bite your ass?
00:15:31 For $1,000.
00:15:32 Come on, let's get biting, bitch!
00:15:35 When you're single,
00:15:37 Come with me to a hotel right now.
00:15:39 But I have an appointment.
00:15:40 Yeah, a pussy appointment.
00:15:42 When you're single,
00:15:45 Excuse me...
00:15:46 Get the fuck out of here!
00:15:48 When you're single,you're alone.
00:15:50 I'll fuck you.
00:15:51 And that's why I got married.
00:15:59 When I went to work
00:16:01 being single was
00:16:04 I had a lot to do,
00:16:05 there was a big client
00:16:08 and I needed to be focused.
00:16:13 You know what I always say,
00:16:14 valuation's an art not a science.
00:16:17 Hey, want to go to lunch?
00:16:18 I got a plan how we can
00:16:20 I'm gonna pass on the lunch,
00:16:22 but let's talk about it
00:16:23 Have fun with yourself.
00:16:25 Walter, listen,
00:16:27 I know you're in bed
00:16:28 but I'm telling you right now,
00:16:29 you're gonna see
00:16:31 There's a Nikki Tru on line one.
00:16:33 Tell her to hold.
00:16:34 Well, I just
00:16:36 that our doors are always open.
00:16:39 All right, take care, Walter.
00:16:42 Nikki.
00:16:43 Hey.
00:16:46 I got the job.
00:16:48 Good.
00:16:49 So as a thank you,
00:16:50 I was thinking you should
00:16:54 You know, I don't normally
00:16:56 Well, that's okay,
00:16:58 but I could get in the shower
00:17:01 You know, I got
00:17:02 a lot of work to do, Nikki.
00:17:04 But you are gonna eat lunch, right?
00:17:07 So I'll be there at 2:00.
00:17:09 Okay?
00:17:11 Okay.
00:17:13 Good.
00:17:14 Bye.
00:17:17 Excuse me, miss, there's no smoking.
00:17:20 Okay, I'm putting it out.
00:17:23 I live on the West Side with Teddy.
00:17:25 He has a place here
00:17:27 although most of my stuff is in D.C.
00:17:29 So how'd you meet Teddy from D.C.?
00:17:32 He's a club promoter.
00:17:33 I met him out.
00:17:35 You know how it goes.
00:17:36 Yeah.
00:17:39 So do I know your wife?
00:17:40 I don't think so.
00:17:42 Is she white?
00:17:44 No.
00:17:46 Why-why would you ask that?
00:17:49 Don't get offended.
00:17:50 Remember that girl you brought
00:17:52 It was one girl at one party.
00:17:55 I- I go out with
00:17:57 all of a sudden, I'm Prince?
00:17:58 No, it was just a question.
00:18:00 I didn't mean anything by it.
00:18:04 So do you and your black wife
00:18:08 And what's it to you?
00:18:10 Mmm,just curious.
00:18:11 Most of the people I know
00:18:13 say that after a while,
00:18:16 So do you love Teddy?
00:18:17 You didn't answer my question.
00:18:20 'Cause it's none
00:18:22 I'll take that as a no.
00:18:27 So, Mr. Married Man,
00:18:29 how did you meet
00:18:32 You don't want to know.
00:18:33 No, I do.
00:18:34 Sort of.
00:18:37 I was...
00:18:38 coming from a meeting,
00:18:41 and she was there
00:18:44 this beautiful woman
00:18:47 I don't know-
00:18:48 really calm about her.
00:18:50 And I was like, "I got to meet her. "
00:18:52 Wow.
00:18:54 I guess I was wrong.
00:18:56 You do love your wife.
00:18:58 I've thought about it.
00:19:01 Doing the whole wife thing,
00:19:05 I'm getting a little old
00:19:07 I don't even know how you do it.
00:19:09 Hanging out late,
00:19:10 - eating cheeseburgers at 4:00 in the morning.
00:19:12 Come on.
00:19:14 You used to love this shit.
00:19:16 You just let yourself get old.
00:19:18 I just let myself get bored.
00:19:24 This was fun.
00:19:26 We should do this again.
00:19:29 Yeah. Maybe.
00:19:31 Okay.
00:19:43 Saturday is the one day
00:19:45 I like to sit in my house and relax.
00:19:47 Unfortunately,
00:19:49 that Brenda likes to go
00:19:53 Brenda didn't like
00:19:55 but she sure liked
00:20:01 Honey, why don't you get these?
00:20:03 I like them.
00:20:04 Oh, yeah.
00:20:05 Okay, well, let's
00:20:06 so that you can wear them.
00:20:08 Ah, come on, we drove
00:20:10 You could've got those
00:20:12 Oh, come on.
00:20:14 - And they're comfortable, and they're cute.
00:20:15 Richard.
00:20:19 I thought you lived in Westchester.
00:20:20 - What are you doing here?
00:20:22 Nikki, Brenda.
00:20:23 Brenda, Nikki.
00:20:25 - Hi.
00:20:28 Nikki's an old friend.
00:20:29 Uh, what's it been,
00:20:31 At least.
00:20:33 Uh, Nikki used to date
00:20:36 Yes. Yes!
00:20:38 Right.
00:20:39 And who is this handsome guy?
00:20:41 Oh, well, that's my Brian.
00:20:42 And that's Kelly.
00:20:44 Hi.
00:20:45 She's gorgeous.
00:20:47 Of course, like her mom.
00:20:48 Thank you.
00:20:49 Say, "thank you," Kelly.
00:20:50 Thank you.
00:20:51 These are great.
00:20:53 Where did you get these?
00:20:54 Is this the Heavenly Collection?
00:20:56 No, they're from
00:20:58 Okay.
00:20:59 Stop.
00:21:00 Um, actually,
00:21:02 But I got them downstairs.
00:21:03 Well, I should go pay for these.
00:21:06 Um, it was really nice to meet you.
00:21:09 Yes.
00:21:10 And it was great
00:21:12 Oh, great to see you.
00:21:15 Guys.
00:21:16 Bye-bye.
00:21:21 So she's the
00:21:23 Nelson tried to kill himself over?
00:21:25 Yeah, he-he was going
00:21:27 Huh.
00:21:29 Yeah, guess he was.
00:21:37 I'm gonna take these back.
00:21:39 Okay, that was a lie.
00:21:41 But big deal.
00:21:43 I mean, nothing happened.
00:21:44 Nikki's a friend.
00:21:46 An old friend.
00:21:48 I mean, I've known Nikki
00:21:51 She used to date Nelson.
00:21:53 We had a lot of fun together.
00:21:56 I mean, sh-she makes me laugh.
00:21:58 Th-There's nothing
00:22:01 Nikki's an old friend,
00:22:04 A friend I can't tell my wife about.
00:22:07 Morning, Richard.
00:22:08 - Nikki called.
00:22:10 She said she'll be by at 6:00.
00:22:12 Is there something wrong?
00:22:14 No.
00:22:15 - Nothing.
00:22:21 Wall sconces?
00:22:22 Well, they're not expensive
00:22:23 and we can get an electrician
00:22:25 What do you think of art deco?
00:22:27 Art deco's fine.
00:22:29 Hey.
00:22:30 Okay, if we go with art deco,
00:22:32 we might have to reupholster
00:22:33 I thought we were
00:22:35 Well, they have to match, honey.
00:22:36 If they don't match,
00:22:38 - If I have to change the rug...
00:22:40 Uh, honey, could we talk
00:22:44 Yes. Look, I have to go-
00:22:46 I fixed you a plate, so just
00:22:48 Okay. So I'll-I'll
00:22:54 Wall sconces.
00:22:56 Sounds fun.
00:22:58 When exactly do you start
00:22:59 getting calls at work
00:23:01 Right after you get married.
00:23:02 I mean, before you get married,
00:23:04 I can't wait to suck your dick.
00:23:07 Then, after you get married,
00:23:11 I can't wait for you
00:23:13 and see these drapes.
00:23:15 Poor Mr. Married Man.
00:23:18 I hope you don't mind me
00:23:20 but I bought something
00:23:22 I haven't been able to stop
00:23:24 Hey, you didn't have
00:23:25 I know.
00:23:26 Thanks.
00:23:28 This stuff's expensive.
00:23:30 Oh, don't worry about it.
00:23:33 I put it on Teddy's credit card.
00:23:35 So now I owe Teddy some money.
00:23:39 So you're the expert-
00:23:42 Would I make a good wife?
00:23:44 Nikki, you don't want to be a wife.
00:23:46 Why?
00:23:47 You want a wedding.
00:23:48 You want the show.
00:23:50 Mm-hmm.
00:23:52 What are you looking at?
00:23:53 You have any singles?
00:23:55 Yeah, I should have
00:23:57 What do you need?
00:23:58 Just give me all of it.
00:23:59 All right, I'm gonna have
00:24:08 What are you doing?
00:24:09 Feeding the fish.
00:24:11 Come here.
00:24:13 Look.
00:24:17 Okay, who is gonna get it?
00:24:19 Oh, look at this guy.
00:24:22 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:23 Whoo...!
00:24:24 Shh!
00:24:25 It's just a dollar.
00:24:28 It's just a buck.
00:24:29 - This is decadent.
00:24:31 All right.
00:24:32 Whoo!
00:24:34 Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:24:36 Yeah!
00:24:37 You're going to cause a riot.
00:24:38 Well done!
00:24:42 Yes!
00:24:44 Oh, wow!
00:24:47 Ooh, look at the homeless guy.
00:24:49 Oh, get the mon...
00:24:50 Never gonna get it.
00:24:52 Nope. Going too slow.
00:24:53 Come on, homeless guy.
00:24:56 Get it.
00:24:57 - Nope.
00:24:59 White man wins again.
00:25:16 That was fun.
00:25:18 That was too much fun.
00:25:21 You know what?
00:25:22 I better take my wife
00:25:24 and get the stench of fun
00:25:28 I don't even want to go that way,:
00:25:31 Oh, God, no.
00:25:32 Okay, this is safe.
00:25:34 Dinner with Allan and Jennifer.
00:25:36 Once you get married,
00:25:38 you only hang out
00:25:39 Why?
00:25:41 'Cause no single person
00:25:44 It wasn't always like this.
00:25:46 We all used to talk
00:25:50 But now, all we ever
00:25:52 Of course, I had
00:25:54 because I had a little
00:25:56 And when it's not our kids,
00:25:58 it's always the same conversation.
00:26:00 First, there's the rap conversation.
00:26:01 ...hos, hos, hos
00:26:04 I'm kind of wondering,
00:26:06 Was it a situation
00:26:08 smacked them
00:26:09 and they said, "Bitch!"
00:26:10 Then there's the conversation
00:26:12 They had it just as bad as us.
00:26:13 Black folks need
00:26:15 just as well as theJews
00:26:16 Except we can't stick together-
00:26:18 We're too busy buying
00:26:21 You think Steven Spielberg
00:26:23 And no group of people
00:26:26 a conversation
00:26:27 I blameJoe.
00:26:28 Please, what grown-ass man
00:26:30 sleeps in a bed with kids?
00:26:32 MichaelJackson
00:26:34 Hey, man, childhood's only
00:26:37 Michael's, like, 50.
00:26:38 How many sliding boards
00:26:41 You know good and well you would not
00:26:43 I wouldn't let MichaelJackson
00:26:46 Amen.
00:26:48 Maybe he thought
00:26:50 You can't confuse the little boy.
00:26:51 Give me a break.
00:26:53 Just yesterday, little Sharon
00:26:54 came into the room
00:26:55 I said, "Magic Stick"? Little
00:26:57 What do you know
00:26:59 Can I take your drink orders?
00:27:01 Honey?
00:27:02 Uh, you know what?
00:27:04 Honey, can you just
00:27:05 Think I'll take a ginger ale.
00:27:06 I'll have a Chardonnay.
00:27:07 Okay.
00:27:09 Excuse me, can I talk
00:27:11 Is there a problem, sir?
00:27:13 Yes, there's a problem.
00:27:14 See, I came here
00:27:17 with my wife
00:27:18 and next thing I know
00:27:20 asking me if I want a drink.
00:27:22 Do you mean your waitperson?
00:27:24 Listen, man, I'm with my wife.
00:27:26 I don't need this shit.
00:27:28 I don't need some girl, with
00:27:31 asking me if I need some help.
00:27:33 Is this Hooters?
00:27:34 No, sir.
00:27:35 - Is it Hooters?
00:27:37 I know this ain't Hooters,
00:27:38 you owe me some
00:27:41 Sir, what can I do to make this better?
00:27:46 See that guy right there?
00:27:49 Yes, I do.
00:27:50 That's my waiter.
00:27:54 Thank you, sir.
00:27:55 Thank you.
00:28:18 What are you doing here?
00:28:20 You okay?
00:28:21 So he just got up
00:28:24 No, you don't understand.
00:28:25 If we're fucking and I
00:28:28 If we're fucking
00:28:30 that's okay, too,
00:28:32 and you fall asleep,
00:28:34 He didn't say it's over,
00:28:37 You-you got to excuse her;
00:28:40 The fuck are you looking at?!
00:28:45 Our stop's coming up.
00:28:50 When Nikki came by to see me in the afternoon,
00:28:52 it wasn't really a big deal.
00:28:55 But when we walked through
00:28:59 Good morning.
00:29:00 ...people looked at me
00:29:04 I mean crazy.
00:29:09 It's like we've been
00:29:11 and I'm just finding out
00:29:13 Well, that's how relationships are.
00:29:14 You add how long
00:29:17 and then you divide it by two,
00:29:18 and that's how long
00:29:20 So if you get a divorce
00:29:23 you been breaking up for ten.
00:29:24 That's right.
00:29:30 So can I stay with you
00:29:34 Nikki, my wife...
00:29:40 Oh...
00:29:42 I'm just playing with you.
00:29:46 You should see the look
00:29:50 Okay, I'm not trying to get rid
00:29:54 iPod.
00:29:57 You got some nigga ears.
00:29:59 Nigga what?
00:30:01 Some old-ass nigga ears.
00:30:03 Look at this, Levert, Patti
00:30:05 You know, white people
00:30:07 I got George Michael.
00:30:08 Doesn't count.
00:30:09 Okay, I'm gonna
00:30:12 and you are gonna give me yours.
00:30:14 Okay.
00:30:15 When you get a chance,
00:30:18 I want you to listen to that song.
00:30:22 Can I get back to work now?
00:31:25 # Fuck the cracker,
00:31:27 #And fuck these bitches
00:31:30 # I'm the type of nigga
00:31:32 # If you fuck with me, I'll
00:31:54 I think he might be off the phone.
00:32:08 Richard.
00:32:10 That girl is here to see you.
00:32:11 Well,just send her in.
00:32:12 Richard...
00:32:14 ...can I ask you something?
00:32:17 Hi.
00:32:19 It can wait.
00:32:23 I don't think your
00:32:26 Hey, they don't like me, either.
00:32:27 You know, if you keep
00:32:29 we're gonna have
00:32:31 People are gonna start talking.
00:32:32 Oh, let them talk.
00:32:34 I need you to do me a favor.
00:32:36 Can you come uptown with
00:32:38 You know, I-I got
00:32:40 I got to get
00:32:42 and... he's supposed
00:32:45 I'd like to be out by
00:32:49 Are you okay?
00:32:50 Can you come with me?
00:32:54 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:55 - Let me just check.
00:32:57 Tracy, what's my rest
00:33:01 You and George have a
00:33:03 Damn. George!
00:33:04 Yeah?
00:33:05 You need me for that call at 3:00?
00:33:07 I do. Why?
00:33:09 I got to do something.
00:33:10 I mean, I-I should be back,
00:33:12 you can handle it, right?
00:33:14 Yeah, I got it, don't worry.
00:33:16 Hi, I'm George.
00:33:17 - Nikki.
00:33:19 Likewise.
00:33:22 So, I'll see you later?
00:33:23 You tell me.
00:33:31 You sure this is what you want?
00:33:34 It's what I can afford.
00:33:36 So, where do you work?
00:33:38 I'm a hostess at a place downtown
00:33:41 Oh, that's nice.
00:33:44 Well, here you go.
00:33:47 Washer and dryer
00:33:50 pay phone on the second floor.
00:33:51 Don't knock on my door for change.
00:33:53 Get your own damn quarters.
00:33:55 Um, there was something
00:33:57 I got jumper cables,
00:33:59 Okay.
00:34:01 And don't blame me
00:34:02 not big enough for both of you.
00:34:04 This place is really for students.
00:34:05 Oh, we are not a couple.
00:34:07 Yeah, yeah, I-I'm just a friend.
00:34:08 Oh.
00:34:09 I guess that's a Super Bowl
00:34:12 You a Jet or a Packer?
00:34:13 Uh-huh.
00:34:15 Which one of you friends
00:34:17 I am.
00:34:18 Sure you are, baby.
00:34:21 I never thought I'd be
00:34:23 This is where everybody ends up.
00:34:30 WOMAN... a wooden Barton hutch
00:34:34 This is a project an experienced
00:34:37 since this shed is pre-cut
00:34:42 - Hey, fellas.
00:34:44 - How are you guys?
00:34:45 That doesn't look so hard;
00:34:49 I'm getting splinters
00:34:56 I got to hand it to you-
00:34:59 It looks like EuroTech
00:35:01 Hey, it's not a done deal,
00:35:04 I couldn't have done it without you.
00:35:06 What do you say we go grab
00:35:08 I- I'd love to... but
00:35:11 Hey, guys. You ready?
00:35:13 Can I talk to you for a second?
00:35:15 Yeah, sure.
00:35:16 Inside.
00:35:18 - Be right back.
00:35:19 I'm sorry. I won't keep him long.
00:35:21 No problem.
00:35:27 Okay, what is it?
00:35:29 Are you aware of what
00:35:32 What are you talking about?
00:35:33 Nikki- she's here every day.
00:35:35 George, she's just a friend.
00:35:37 A friend? Come on.
00:35:39 I've had friends before- they
00:35:42 Look, you got a good situation
00:35:45 I'm not fucking her.
00:35:46 No, she's fucking you;
00:35:48 I can't believe I'm hearing this shit from you,
00:35:52 of all people.
00:35:54 You cheat on your wife all the time.
00:35:56 Last year, you were
00:35:58 I didn't say shit to you.
00:35:59 That's different.
00:36:01 I don't give a fuck.
00:36:02 I can fuck a girl, go home,
00:36:04 kiss my wife good night
00:36:07 You, on the other hand,
00:36:09 You're like Captain
00:36:12 You like to be needed,
00:36:17 Are we done?
00:36:18 I'm not getting
00:36:20 I just...
00:36:23 Be careful, okay?
00:36:30 Hey.
00:36:32 What's wrong?
00:36:33 You look upset.
00:36:35 We can't do this anymore.
00:36:37 Do what?
00:36:38 This whole... lunch in
00:36:41 It doesn't look good;
00:36:44 We're not doing anything.
00:36:45 It's not like we're fucking.
00:36:46 It is like
00:36:47 only thing, we're
00:36:49 and I feel all the guilt
00:36:51 without any of the pleasure
00:36:54 I don't want things to
00:36:56 I'm not trying
00:36:58 I like you, Richard.
00:37:01 I don't like a lot of people.
00:37:04 I like you 'cause you're safe.
00:37:08 You don't want anything from me.
00:37:10 Okay?
00:37:14 Okay.
00:37:16 So, you want to get
00:37:18 No.
00:37:19 I have something else planned.
00:37:47 Wow.
00:37:49 I've been thinking
00:37:51 I knew you'd like it.
00:37:55 You should have one of these.
00:37:57 Wanted one of these
00:37:59 That I don't know.
00:38:01 What I know is that
00:38:03 a little Porsche one day.
00:38:05 You're going down!
00:38:08 I'm going down, all right.
00:38:15 - Oh!
00:38:16 You dirty, dirty...!
00:38:38 What is that?!
00:38:40 Richard!
00:38:41 Richard, Brian's asleep ups...!
00:38:47 What is that?
00:38:49 You-You don't like it?
00:38:50 No, no, I don't.
00:38:51 And you're making the kids deaf.
00:38:52 Ah, come on, it's not that loud.
00:38:54 Yes, it is.
00:38:55 And you know what?
00:38:56 I was in my car
00:38:58 Where did my CDs go?
00:39:00 Wh-Where's my,
00:39:02 Where's my Usher?
00:39:04 You know, you really got some nigga ears, honey.
00:39:10 Nigga ears?
00:39:11 How many times do I
00:39:13 not to talk in front
00:39:15 You know what?
00:39:16 You just keep doing
00:39:17 'Cause one of these days,
00:39:18 they won't be asking
00:39:20 they'll be asking,
00:39:24 Then what are you gonna do?
00:39:29 You know, I tried
00:39:30 and no one could find you.
00:39:32 Was probably at lunch.
00:39:35 No, it was almost 4:00.
00:39:37 Aren't you usually back by then?
00:39:38 I mean, I tried
00:39:40 I tried texting you,
00:39:42 What did you want?
00:39:43 What difference
00:39:44 what I wanted?
00:39:45 That was yesterday.
00:39:46 You have to tell people
00:39:48 What if something
00:39:50 What if I got hit by a car?
00:39:51 Ah, come on, why do you always
00:39:53 "What if I got hit by a car?"
00:39:55 I- I went to the deli,
00:39:57 I wanted a chicken salad sandwich.
00:39:58 I- I stood on line.
00:39:59 Uh, when I got to
00:40:01 I realized I didn't
00:40:02 so I had to get back on the line.
00:40:04 That's it.
00:40:05 You make it sound like an alibi.
00:40:07 All you have to do
00:40:09 I didn't hear it.
00:40:12 All right.
00:40:17 Tomorrow.
00:40:18 Have you thought
00:40:20 Do you want to see a movie?
00:40:22 Do you want to have brunch
00:40:24 Nah, nah, nah, we do
00:40:27 Let's try something different.
00:40:28 Different?
00:40:31 Okay.
00:40:52 Honey, let's go look
00:40:54 Wh... Why?
00:40:56 No. No, no, no, no.
00:40:57 In here, it says that
00:40:59 that you're really gonna like.
00:41:01 Oh, yeah. Come on.
00:41:03 Let's go.
00:41:04 Bye-bye.
00:41:06 Come on, baby.
00:41:31 Going to the car show
00:41:34 was like going to a strip club
00:41:40 Mr. Cooper,
00:41:41 what sectors have the most
00:41:43 growth potential for our company?
00:41:45 Well, Mr. Yuni, what
00:41:47 is that most advertising dollars
00:41:53 Is that you?
00:41:57 It's me.
00:41:59 - I probably should, uh...
00:42:00 Richard, I have an emergency.
00:42:03 I need to ask you something,
00:42:04 but I'm afraid
00:42:06 I have to take this.
00:42:08 Um, if you'll
00:42:09 I'll be, I'll be right back.
00:42:19 H- Hey, what's up?
00:42:20 I can't really talk right now;
00:42:22 Okay, really quick.
00:42:23 Just promise you won't
00:42:25 I won't get mad.
00:42:27 You didn't promise.
00:42:28 Okay, I promise.
00:42:31 Will you come with me to get my
00:42:34 Didn't you hear me tell you
00:42:36 Not today,
00:42:37 tomorrow.
00:42:39 Fine.
00:42:40 Okay? I got to go now.
00:42:41 Have a good meeting.
00:42:44 Oh, and what were your plans?
00:42:46 Three kids?
00:42:48 Yeah, could be better.
00:42:51 Small family emergency.
00:42:53 It's under control.
00:43:00 All right, so where's this guy live?
00:43:02 'Cause I got things to do.
00:43:04 Shuttle's in, like, 45 minutes.
00:43:06 Shuttle?
00:43:08 Wh-What are you
00:43:10 To D.C.
00:43:11 Remember I told you,
00:43:13 and he's out of town, so
00:43:16 I'm not going with you to D.C.
00:43:19 You promised.
00:43:21 I didn't promise to go
00:43:23 It's not a state, it's a district.
00:43:26 It's, like, a 30-minute flight.
00:43:28 You must be
00:43:30 if you think I'm getting
00:43:34 to go to some guy's house
00:43:46 Richard?
00:43:47 Richard, yeah.
00:43:48 Uh, I have one question for you:
00:43:51 Where the fuck are you?
00:43:52 No, no, no, don't worry.
00:43:53 I'll be there.
00:43:54 Yeah, something just came up.
00:43:56 Look,just get here, okay?
00:43:57 I told you I need you on this one.
00:43:59 Tell Mary that
00:44:01 I'll call her tomorrow.
00:44:02 Tell her yourself when you get here.
00:44:05 You're a good liar.
00:44:08 Listen, we're getting
00:44:10 not a moment later, okay?
00:44:11 'Cause I got a meeting at 3:00.
00:44:13 Okay.
00:44:30 Right here.
00:44:31 - Here?
00:44:32 What are all these cops doing here?
00:44:33 Oh, it's kind of
00:44:35 Something's always going down.
00:44:37 - We'll be right back.
00:44:44 So how many cities
00:44:46 - with this Teddy guy?
00:44:48 - Uh, here, and New York.
00:44:50 In Miami, I lived with his brother.
00:44:52 That's where I met him.
00:44:53 Wait a minute,
00:44:54 then you left him for his brother?
00:44:57 How'd you pull that off?
00:44:58 I got a hard enough time
00:44:59 telling my wife I want pancakes.
00:45:01 We're in.
00:45:10 All right,
00:45:13 I want you to
00:45:14 and let's get out of here.
00:45:16 I'm just gonna grab
00:45:18 and then we'll go.
00:45:19 Okay.
00:45:21 Thank you.
00:45:22 Forget "Thank you,"just hurry up.
00:45:29 Teddy's doing pretty good.
00:45:30 Mm-hmm.
00:45:41 You were on the math team
00:45:44 For two years. Why?
00:45:46 I don't know.
00:45:47 Just can't imagine you
00:45:50 My Ferretti sweater.
00:45:52 I had no idea where this was.
00:46:02 Richard Cooper's office.
00:46:04 Hi, Brenda.
00:46:07 Hey, somebody
00:46:08 got some nigga ears.
00:46:10 Excuse me?
00:46:13 Biz Markie's Greatest Hits.
00:46:15 That man is a genius.
00:46:17 The genius that wrote
00:46:20 "Pickin' Boogers," "The Vapors"
00:46:22 and of course, my favorite...
00:46:24 #You #
00:46:25 #You got what I need #
00:46:28 # But you say he's just a friend #
00:46:31 # But you say
00:46:34 # Oh, baby, you #
00:46:36 #You got what I need. #
00:46:43 Okay, Teddy, calm down.
00:46:44 You know you got two strikes.
00:46:46 There's cops all over the place.
00:46:48 How the fuck y'all get in here, man?
00:46:50 Huh?
00:46:51 Who the fuck are you?
00:46:53 Huh?
00:46:55 What, this the new nigga?
00:46:57 You fucking him now? Huh?
00:46:59 You the new nigga, man?
00:47:01 No, no, I'm-I'm not the new nigga.
00:47:03 I've n-never been the nigga,
00:47:07 How's it going?
00:47:09 Oh!
00:47:10 - Teddy!
00:47:11 Teddy, what the fuck's
00:47:13 - You bring this stupid-ass nigga
00:47:15 - in my fucking crib?!
00:47:16 Help!
00:47:17 - Fuck you!
00:47:18 - Take the boot! Take the boot!
00:47:20 Take the motherfucking boot!
00:47:22 Hi, Mr. Landis, it's Tracy.
00:47:23 You like the taste, huh?!
00:47:25 - Everybody freeze!
00:00:01 - Hey! Get him now!
00:00:02 He's in a conference meeting.
00:00:03 - Everyone all right?
00:00:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:00:05 This motherfucker
00:00:08 with this bitch here!
00:00:13 Thug life! Thug life!
00:00:15 Thug life!
00:00:17 Thug life, nigga!
00:00:19 Wait, wait, wait, we can't do this.
00:00:20 Fuck that!
00:00:21 Oh, yes, we can!
00:00:22 Thug fucking life!
00:00:23 I'm sorry.
00:00:25 What the hell is wrong with you?!
00:00:27 He could've killed us!
00:00:28 You told me he was out of town!
00:00:29 - Sorry!
00:00:31 What the hell is wrong with you?!
00:00:32 I should be in a meeting right now!
00:00:39 No, no.
00:00:41 No, no, no!
00:00:45 Could you hurry up?
00:01:08 I don't care about "Thriller. "
00:01:11 What kind of grown man
00:01:15 He'll never babysit my kids.
00:01:18 Look, we don't have all day.
00:01:20 I'm-I'm sorry, Mr. Yuni.
00:01:22 I'm-I'm sure
00:01:23 in a moment with the prospectus.
00:01:27 Where the fuck is he?
00:01:28 I'm sure he's got
00:01:32 Excuse me.
00:01:34 George, there's a call
00:01:36 Ah. Excuse me.
00:01:38 Actually, I like "Thriller. "
00:01:40 Michael's last big one.
00:01:42 Yeah.
00:01:43 I knew he was gonna
00:01:45 when I saw him on Ed Sullivan.
00:01:46 All flights in and out
00:01:47 of New York LaGuardia
00:01:49 possibly three to four hours.
00:01:50 Thank you for your patience.
00:01:52 George...
00:01:53 I've been trying to cover for you.
00:01:55 They want to start-
00:01:57 Landis is pissed.
00:01:58 I'm not going to make it.
00:02:01 Oh, fuck!
00:02:03 Fuck!
00:02:05 Hey, Anita.
00:02:07 George, calm down.
00:02:08 You can do this.
00:02:10 - Just calm down.
00:02:12 Goddamn it,
00:02:13 Richard!
00:02:14 You're killing me!
00:02:18 I hope she's worth it.
00:02:25 Fuck!
00:02:34 I'm afraid we either
00:02:36 or we have to go.
00:02:37 We have another appointment.
00:02:38 Can we get started?
00:02:40 Of course.
00:02:42 Okay, um...
00:02:45 Mr. Yuni, my apologies, uh, but
00:02:47 with Mr. Cooper on this
00:02:49 and I'm prepared
00:02:51 Um, if you take a look
00:02:53 I'm sorry, page... three.
00:02:55 Performance chart from 19...
00:03:09 Hey, baby, you're late.
00:03:12 What happened?
00:03:14 I got in a fight.
00:03:15 A fight?
00:03:16 What hap... Why?
00:03:18 I was pulling the car
00:03:20 and this guy cut me off,
00:03:21 and he gets out of his car,
00:03:24 and, next thing I know,
00:03:26 - and we're...
00:03:28 That is, that's-that's the
00:03:30 I can't believe your...
00:03:31 You're a grown man!
00:03:34 All right, De La Hoya,
00:03:36 You put the dishes away,
00:03:38 I'm gonna pretend
00:03:41 WOMAN
00:03:44 Today, in national news, a Washington D.C. man
00:03:47 named Teddy Smith shot
00:03:49 He was later apprehended
00:03:52 More news after the break.
00:04:09 Shit.
00:04:22 Cooper, you're a good banker.
00:04:24 You've brought a lot
00:04:27 Do you think you've brought a
00:04:30 Yeah, I've-I've, I've
00:04:33 Well, in all the years
00:04:34 you've brought in
00:04:36 That's a lot of money, right?
00:04:38 Right?
00:04:40 I- I guess so.
00:04:43 See this quarter?
00:04:46 See it?
00:04:46 Yes, I see it.
00:04:48 This quarter is you.
00:04:51 This is $20 million.
00:04:53 Do you see this table?
00:04:56 This is Pupkin & Langford.
00:04:58 This is $800 million.
00:05:02 This is your value to the company.
00:05:05 You're on probation.
00:05:07 Any more problems, you're fired.
00:05:09 Are we clear?
00:05:10 Yes, sir.
00:05:14 You know, Cooper,
00:05:17 you can lose a lot of money
00:05:19 but you'll never lose women
00:05:39 I got lucky.
00:05:41 I still had myjob,
00:05:44 All I had to do was one thing.
00:05:46 Nikki is on line one.
00:05:47 Tell her I'm not here.
00:05:49 Sure.
00:05:53 Sorry, he's not in right now.
00:06:08 Nikki called twice.
00:06:09 What should I tell her
00:06:11 Just tell her I'm not here.
00:06:16 Way overboard.
00:06:17 I'm not offended, I just don't...
00:06:19 Well, you know what?
00:06:21 Richard Cooper's office.
00:06:23 I'm not here.
00:06:24 He's not in the office right now.
00:06:25 Can I take a message?
00:06:26 Well, can you let him know
00:06:29 Tell her I'm dead.
00:06:31 - Okay.
00:06:34 Will do, Nikki.
00:06:35 Really dead.
00:06:36 Yes.
00:07:18 The Killers?
00:07:20 I always thought you were
00:07:22 Nelson?
00:07:24 Get outta here!
00:07:25 Long time, no see.
00:07:26 Yeah.
00:07:27 Same to you, Mr. Wall Street.
00:07:30 Are you still working
00:07:32 Yeah, I-I think I'm still there.
00:07:33 We'll see how long that lasts.
00:07:34 - Hmm.
00:07:36 Oh. Shit, nothing much.
00:07:38 Doing a little work
00:07:40 It's going okay.
00:07:41 Figured I'd come in here
00:07:43 Pretty soon, the only place
00:07:45 to buy 'em is at Starbucks.
00:07:46 I know, and they don't
00:07:48 I guess you want some rap, you
00:07:51 Yeah, let me get a pint
00:07:54 Hey, guess who I saw
00:07:57 She said she bumped
00:08:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she
00:08:03 So, how was that for you?
00:08:04 I mean, you guys had
00:08:06 No, no, it was actually kind
00:08:09 I mean, if I'd ran into her
00:08:10 without my medication, who knows?
00:08:12 But, uh... we talked for a minute.
00:08:14 You know, caught up.
00:08:16 Got to tell you, Rich, man,
00:08:19 I mean, she's... that
00:08:22 She's... man,just
00:08:24 I mean, you see her skin?!
00:08:26 I mean it ju-ju-just... smooth.
00:08:28 I looked at her, I kept
00:08:31 I'd been looking at her
00:08:32 And I realized I was following
00:08:34 I mean, it wasn't creepy
00:08:35 I didn't...
00:08:37 And I'm just gonna,
00:08:40 I'm getting my life together.
00:08:41 Anyway, if you see Nikki,
00:08:43 Don't... no, don't...
00:08:46 It's good to see you, Rich.
00:08:55 Hey, Richard, I have
00:09:03 Did Nikki call?
00:09:04 No, she didn't.
00:09:06 I guess she finally got the hint.
00:09:45 Hey.
00:09:47 What are you doing here?
00:09:50 Can I ask you a question?
00:09:52 It's personal.
00:09:53 Go right ahead.
00:09:55 Why are you still married?
00:09:56 I mean, you never really seemed
00:09:59 even though you say you're
00:10:01 I'm happy. I mean, wh-when
00:10:04 I decided to settle down.
00:10:05 I mean, she's a great
00:10:08 See? You don't say it right!
00:10:09 We're gonna go through
00:10:10 How was I supposed to say it, Nikki?
00:10:12 You're supposed to say
00:10:13 and you can't live without her.
00:10:15 You just sound indebted.
00:10:16 You're not in love; you're in loyal.
00:10:18 Well, at least I'm in something.
00:10:20 At-at least I have a family.
00:10:21 Wh-What do you have?
00:10:22 Oh, don't throw that
00:10:24 You and your wife, you don't
00:10:27 If that's what family is, I'll wait.
00:10:30 For what, Nikki?
00:10:31 For the real thing.
00:10:34 Love.
00:10:35 Or at least a sponsor,
00:10:40 You ever think about
00:10:43 Oh, I got skills.
00:10:47 What are you doing here?
00:10:53 I don't know, we're...
00:10:57 Yeah... We're friends.
00:11:00 Come on, I got to get back to work.
00:11:03 You should come out with me tonight.
00:11:05 I'm not going out with you.
00:11:07 I need you to.
00:11:08 What for?
00:11:09 Well, there's this guy,
00:11:11 I'm not sure what I
00:11:12 so I want you to come and
00:11:14 After D.C.,
00:11:15 to meet any more of your boyfriends.
00:11:17 What, are you jealous?
00:11:18 No. Okay, who's this guy?
00:11:21 Compassion.
00:11:22 Compassion?!
00:11:23 Wh-What?
00:11:25 Compassion... Luther King.
00:11:27 Compassionate?
00:11:29 Compassion.
00:11:30 Just come, it'll be a blast.
00:11:31 You know, we'll eat onion rings
00:11:34 It'll be like old times.
00:11:36 So, what am I gonna tell my wife?
00:11:39 Um... I don't know.
00:11:41 Just... start a fight.
00:11:45 Chicken?!
00:11:47 Yes. What is wrong?
00:11:50 Chicken again?
00:11:51 We have chicken every day-
00:11:53 I thought you liked chicken.
00:11:55 I like it, but I don't
00:11:57 I mean, I feel like I got
00:11:59 All right, this
00:12:00 because I know you like chicken.
00:12:01 No, no, no, you know what?
00:12:03 You know what this is about?
00:12:04 This is about all the other
00:12:06 that are dying to be
00:12:08 Now, have you ever
00:12:09 Have you ever heard of pork chops?
00:12:11 Can a nigga get a taco?!
00:12:13 Are you crazy?
00:12:14 I'm losing my finger-lickin'
00:12:16 eating all this chicken.
00:12:18 I can't take it anymore.
00:12:20 Chicken hawks don't eat
00:12:22 You know what? I'm gone.
00:12:24 I can't take it!
00:12:25 Wh-Where you going?
00:12:26 To get some duck!
00:12:38 What the hell is wrong with me?
00:12:41 How could I talk to Brenda
00:12:43 I- I'm losing my mind.
00:12:45 I got to go home.
00:12:47 I'm getting off this train
00:12:49 and I'm gonna go home to Brenda.
00:12:51 That's what I'm gonna do.
00:12:54 So, I just got off the phone
00:12:57 she's running
00:12:58 but she said she is gonna be here.
00:13:00 Late? How late?
00:13:01 I'm not really sure,
00:13:03 to take good care of you,
00:13:05 So don't worry about it;
00:13:07 Excuse me.
00:13:08 So, sh-she's gonna be here, right?
00:13:10 She's gonna be here.
00:13:25 Hi. Um...
00:13:26 I'll have two vodka martinis.
00:13:28 Olive?
00:13:30 Yeah...
00:13:36 Chicken?
00:13:38 Chicken, my ass.
00:13:52 Excuse me...
00:13:54 Have you seen Nikki?!
00:13:55 No, she hasn't called, but she will.
00:13:57 Dance! There's a lot of girls here.
00:13:59 Can I talk to you...?
00:14:00 Fuck this!
00:14:04 Where is it?
00:14:07 Boring-ass suit.
00:14:09 "I just wanted something different... "
00:14:11 with your green shirt!
00:14:26 Motherfucker!
00:14:29 Asian women.
00:14:30 I thought he was done
00:14:36 Did you wear it yet?
00:14:38 Excuse me?
00:14:39 The shirt!
00:14:41 I sold you a shirt
00:14:43 Saks?
00:14:44 We work at the men's
00:14:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:14:47 You-You sold me the green shirt.
00:14:49 Uh, what are you doing here?
00:14:51 We're just hanging out.
00:14:53 Wednesday's the best night.
00:14:55 Uh, I'm-I'm waiting for someone.
00:14:57 Okay, well, we're
00:14:59 You wanna come?
00:15:00 Uh, I really shouldn't.
00:15:02 Come on!
00:15:04 It's totally natural. I got it
00:15:06 All right, but just a little bit.
00:15:09 - Come on.
00:15:11 Well, what kind of chicken
00:15:13 He was just supposed to go out
00:15:15 and that was almost four hours ago.
00:15:17 Did you go through his pockets?
00:15:18 Y- Yes, I checked his pockets.
00:15:21 Did you find anything
00:15:24 Just a little Asian porn,
00:15:26 I'm sure he's somewhere right
00:15:37 I called him.
00:15:39 A- And he hasn't answered.
00:15:40 Richard is a responsible guy.
00:15:45 I'm sure you don't have anything
00:15:53 Okay, yeah.
00:15:56 You're probably right.
00:16:09 Have you heard from Nikki?!
00:16:10 I just got off the phone with her.
00:16:11 She told me to tell you
00:16:13 but she's not gonna
00:16:15 She's going to Miami with
00:16:18 Something about
00:17:02 Where have you been?
00:17:06 I'm sorry.
00:17:07 Fuck "sorry. "
00:17:08 What kind of"food"
00:17:11 that takes five goddamn hours?
00:17:12 Brenda...
00:17:14 Brenda shit!
00:17:17 Are you fucking somebody?
00:17:19 'Cause I swear to God, if I find
00:17:22 It's not that; it's work. I...
00:17:24 I lost a client, and
00:17:27 Now I wanted to tell you, but I
00:17:29 Where have you been?
00:17:31 I was at the sports bar,
00:17:33 The game has been over.
00:17:34 I know.
00:17:37 Don't you ever do any shit
00:17:41 Do you hear me?
00:17:44 I don't know what's going on
00:17:53 I'm sorry.
00:17:55 You should be.
00:18:05 Hi, this is Nikki.
00:18:07 I'm not here to take your call,
00:18:09 Love is God, God is love. Peace.
00:18:15 Nikki? Richard.
00:18:18 I don't know what happened
00:18:20 and I don't really care.
00:18:23 I'm married. You're single.
00:18:27 Don't call me.
00:18:30 Don't e-mail me. Don't fax me.
00:18:33 Just leave me the fuck alone.
00:18:37 You got it?
00:18:38 Just leave me the fuck alone.
00:18:43 Thank you.
00:18:49 Good night.
00:18:50 Good night, Richard.
00:18:53 Go home, Tracy.
00:18:54 Good night, Richard.
00:18:57 Uh, Cliff, tell Russell I can do the late lunch,
00:18:59 and then we'll talk
00:19:01 Okay.
00:19:02 Want a ride?
00:19:04 Yeah, sure.
00:19:06 Come on.
00:19:11 So, what are you gonna do?
00:19:13 I don't know.
00:19:14 Brenda's so fucking mad, I'm scared.
00:19:16 All right, buddy,
00:19:19 I'll tell you what to do.
00:19:20 This weekend, you
00:19:22 take your wife out to a nice dinner.
00:19:23 - Okay.
00:19:25 See a bullshit chick flick,
00:19:28 one of these and you fuck your
00:19:32 You keep Viagra in
00:19:35 Yeah, right next to the Altoids.
00:19:38 I may not look like Brad Pitt,
00:19:41 Seriously, take this.
00:19:44 Show Brenda a good time.
00:19:47 And stay away from Nikki.
00:19:49 You got a good wife.
00:19:53 What are you doing?
00:19:56 I got a date with the
00:19:59 Goddamn!
00:20:00 She's 23.
00:20:01 Might need to take two.
00:20:05 And you're happily married?
00:20:08 17 years.
00:20:10 Good night.
00:20:11 All right.
00:20:19 I'm gonna take George's advice.
00:20:22 Because even though he cheats
00:20:27 unlike our therapist, he's married.
00:20:38 That was incredible.
00:20:39 I know. Fantastic.
00:20:41 Next time, we got to take the kids.
00:20:43 Absolutely; they'd love it.
00:20:45 How long you think she's been out?
00:20:46 Hours.
00:20:48 You know, sometimes I
00:20:50 Probably. Yeah.
00:20:52 Look, I'm gonna go
00:20:53 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:20:55 I'll get rid of Rebecca,
00:20:58 Okay.
00:21:11 Gotta go.
00:21:14 Wow, when'd you get back?
00:21:16 Just got back.
00:21:17 Oh, the kids were
00:21:19 I'm sure they are.
00:21:21 They all went to bed about 8:30.
00:21:22 8:30! Gotta go!
00:21:23 It was really cute.
00:21:24 They came up with this little song.
00:21:26 All right.
00:21:28 Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
00:21:41 Daddy loves you.
00:21:58 Ooh!
00:22:37 George, we got a problem.
00:22:38 It better be a problem.
00:22:41 Hey, I took that Viagra pill
00:22:43 took it around 11:00,
00:22:45 Yeah, so what's the problem?
00:22:46 I'm still hard, George.
00:22:48 I've been hard for four hours.
00:22:50 This thing won't go down!
00:22:51 Well, did you relieve yourself?
00:22:52 Did I relieve myself?!
00:22:54 Yes, I've come,
00:22:55 and I'm still hard, and
00:22:58 Who the hell are you talking to?
00:23:02 Are you talking
00:23:05 Are you... are-are you talking
00:23:07 No, no, no, it's
00:23:10 George?!
00:23:11 What kind of down-low shit is that?
00:23:14 Look, George, I gotta go.
00:23:16 Oh...
00:23:17 I did this all for you.
00:23:18 Oh, for me?
00:23:20 I wanted to have great sex
00:23:22 so I got a Viagra pill
00:23:23 and I came upstairs,
00:23:25 and you were sound asleep.
00:23:26 And I've just been hard
00:23:28 You've been hard for four hours?
00:23:30 Honey, you gotta help...
00:23:31 Don't... Keep that
00:23:36 What are you doing?
00:23:37 You know what that commercial says.
00:23:38 Well, i-if you've taken a Viagra
00:23:40 for longer than four hours,
00:23:42 I'm calling Dr. Caruthers.
00:23:43 It's 3:00 in the morning.
00:23:45 I know, and he's...
00:23:47 Okay, so-so what are we gonna do?
00:23:53 Okay, about how much longer
00:23:55 About 15 minutes, sir.
00:23:57 Are you sure you only took one?
00:23:58 Honey, honey, if you took more
00:24:02 I- I just took one, okay?
00:24:04 No, this ice isn't working.
00:24:06 Wh-What do you mean,
00:24:08 How's your eyesight?
00:24:11 Uh... it's a little blurry.
00:24:13 It's a little blurry.
00:24:15 Could mean nothing, or it
00:24:18 You're suffering from severe priapism.
00:24:21 I'm gonna have to do
00:24:24 What's going on?!
00:24:25 I'm going to have to perform
00:24:27 Oh, my God.
00:24:29 A- A-A th-thera what?!
00:24:31 Therapeutic aspiration.
00:24:32 I'm gonna stick this needle
00:24:35 and draw blood directly
00:24:37 Get the fuck out of here!
00:24:39 - Shh!
00:24:41 - You'll just feel a pinch.
00:24:42 Hold him down.
00:24:43 Oh... no, no!
00:24:44 No, no!
00:24:46 - Yes! Yes!
00:24:47 It's not gonna hurt.
00:24:48 Pull over, pull over.
00:24:49 No, no!
00:24:51 No!
00:25:02 After all my drama,
00:25:04 looking at other women
00:25:08 Look at her.
00:25:10 She should do that shit at home.
00:25:12 Fuckin'skank.
00:25:15 And look at this one-
00:25:17 send an e-mail, slut.
00:25:18 Nobody wants to talk to you.
00:25:22 And look at this one.
00:25:24 Okay, I'm not mad at her.
00:25:26 I mean, who could be mad at her?
00:25:28 But I'm not gonna look.
00:25:29 I'm gonna just keep on going
00:25:32 'cause I am done
00:25:34 From now on, it's family first.
00:26:16 All right, we're gonna start with these accounts
00:26:18 and then work our way
00:26:20 You better order in, 'cause
00:26:25 Miss me?
00:26:27 If she had called,
00:26:29 I could have hung up on her,
00:26:32 But seeing her in person
00:26:37 I have a fiancé now.
00:26:41 Sean.
00:26:43 Get out of here.
00:26:45 You're getting married?
00:26:46 Yeah.
00:26:47 Nikki Tru is walking down the aisle?
00:26:49 I'm closing the deal.
00:26:51 Sean is in real estate.
00:26:53 What happened?
00:26:54 Uh...
00:26:56 I was at this party.
00:26:58 I was talking to this guy-
00:26:59 I don't even remember
00:27:01 and... this little
00:27:04 22-year-old girl walks by.
00:27:06 And he was like,
00:27:11 Then it hit me.
00:27:14 You know, I'm 32 years old.
00:27:16 I'm the old bitch at the club now.
00:27:18 Think it was
00:27:20 the first time in my life
00:27:22 who wasn't even thinking
00:27:27 So, then I met Sean.
00:27:29 And I said to myself,
00:27:33 So we're getting married in June.
00:27:35 And I want you to meet him.
00:27:36 Wow.
00:27:38 Let me get this.
00:27:39 You always get it.
00:27:41 You sure?
00:27:42 Yeah, I'm sure.
00:27:51 Ah! Almost got you!
00:27:53 Daddy's gonna get you.
00:27:55 - Hey.
00:27:57 How was work?
00:27:58 Pretty good.
00:28:00 She-she came by today.
00:28:01 Uh-huh. Yeah.
00:28:02 Yeah, she's getting
00:28:04 Great.
00:28:06 Yeah, I hope he has insurance.
00:28:08 Uh, Rebecca
00:28:10 - are waiting for you.
00:28:11 I'm gonna get Kelly.
00:28:29 Yeah, I am so glad
00:28:31 you two are making such progress.
00:28:33 I wasn't sure we'd make it this far.
00:28:35 Yeah, I just decided
00:28:37 about all the things
00:28:38 and start appreciating
00:28:41 That is what I want
00:28:43 getting along
00:28:47 So, how are things physically?
00:28:49 Oh, well, um,
00:28:51 well, well, we're not
00:28:55 Um, but-but, hey, we
00:28:57 and-and it's not all
00:29:00 Yeah, I-I, I'm not complaining.
00:29:03 Uh, I'm just trying
00:29:05 the non-sex that we're having.
00:29:08 You know, you don't
00:29:10 to show somebody you love them.
00:29:12 I see.
00:29:15 What you writing?
00:29:17 Oh, nothing.
00:29:34 Guys, I am so sorry I'm late.
00:29:37 Something came up at the office.
00:29:39 Not a problem.
00:29:40 Richard, this is Sean.
00:29:41 Sean, Richard.
00:29:43 Nikki tells me you work
00:29:44 Do you know Matt Landis?
00:29:46 Yeah, that's my boss.
00:29:47 Ah! I feel sorry for you.
00:29:50 Well, next time
00:29:51 - tell him Sean Waters said hello.
00:29:53 I wish you would've
00:29:54 You know, I have to go and
00:29:58 Will you call me when you're done?
00:30:00 - Yes.
00:30:01 Don't forget: Nobu at 9:00.
00:30:03 - Mm-hmm.
00:30:05 I won't be.
00:30:09 Richard, next time
00:30:11 Bring your wife;
00:30:13 Oh, that's a great idea, babe.
00:30:17 This is what you want?
00:30:20 You're getting married.
00:30:23 Do you love him?
00:30:25 Do I love him?
00:30:28 In a few years, maybe.
00:30:30 I'm gonna be like you.
00:30:32 You know, I'm gonna have
00:30:33 a nice husband,
00:30:36 a nice, easy, dull, boring life.
00:30:40 And I will never again
00:30:41 in a tiny-ass studio apartment.
00:30:43 Come on.
00:30:45 What do you care?
00:30:48 You hurt?
00:30:50 Don't go there.
00:30:52 You started it.
00:30:54 Do I love him?
00:30:57 You know, we could be
00:30:59 you and me.
00:31:02 Don't you want to be happy?
00:31:04 My life's not about
00:31:07 what... I want.
00:31:09 I hear ice cracking.
00:31:13 Careful not to drown, Richie.
00:31:20 So, Sean leaves for
00:31:23 I don't leave till Wednesday.
00:31:26 So why don't you
00:31:28 and we can have a proper good-bye?
00:31:32 Y- You know, Nikki, I'm-I'm not sure.
00:31:35 I will call you
00:31:37 and I will see you at 2:00.
00:31:54 Richard?
00:31:56 Baby, you up?
00:31:58 Hmm?
00:32:00 When I woke up this morning,
00:32:02 I had no idea
00:32:05 You know, some people say
00:32:07 and that you could get hit
00:32:10 and that you have to live
00:32:13 Bullshit.
00:32:15 Life is long.
00:32:16 You're probably not
00:32:19 and you're gonna have to live
00:32:20 with the choices you make
00:32:25 You know, their numbers
00:32:27 I always thought
00:32:29 But that's just me.
00:32:30 Sure, we could buy every day.
00:32:33 Uh, Lowenstein at Poco.
00:32:35 He speaks Japanese, and he's gay.
00:32:37 I only say that 'cause I took
00:32:40 disaster, all right?
00:32:41 See what you can do.
00:32:43 Uh, all right, big guy wants us
00:32:46 And nobody talks to them
00:32:49 You got it.
00:32:50 All right.
00:32:54 When two people admit
00:32:56 that they're attracted
00:32:58 they're no longer in control.
00:33:01 The relationship
00:33:04 for better or for worse.
00:33:08 Where's he going?
00:33:10 Lunch, Tracy.
00:33:28 Thank you.
00:33:32 Uh, excuse me...
00:33:36 Uh-huh?
00:33:39 Do you have any condoms?
00:33:41 Sorry, I didn't hear what you said.
00:33:44 Condoms.
00:33:46 Oh, condoms! Sure.
00:33:47 What kind you want?
00:33:49 Quiet ones.
00:33:50 Let me just get the blue.
00:33:53 Three-pack or 12-pack?
00:33:55 Three.
00:33:56 12-pack is cheaper.
00:33:58 Look...
00:33:59 can you just get me
00:34:04 I don't have change of a $20.
00:34:06 Hey, Bob!
00:34:07 You have change of a $20?
00:34:09 You got to have change of a $20.
00:34:10 Bob, the man needs his condoms!
00:34:12 You know what?
00:34:13 - Well...
00:34:14 Well...
00:34:44 Nikki?
00:34:46 I'm in here.
00:34:54 You're here.
00:34:57 I thought you might get scared
00:35:00 Scared?
00:35:04 Scared of what?
00:35:05 I don't know.
00:35:07 Just scared.
00:35:10 You want to help me with this?
00:35:12 Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:35:13 Sure, I'll help you.
00:35:19 Ooh, ooh. Sorry.
00:35:20 It's all right,just...
00:35:24 It's okay.
00:35:27 Okay.
00:35:32 Just got here and you're
00:35:43 I think... I got it.
00:35:48 No.
00:35:49 Not yet.
00:35:50 But you will.
00:35:54 You like my shoes?
00:35:56 You're wearing shoes?
00:35:59 Yeah, I like them.
00:36:01 You mind if I keep them on?
00:36:05 Go right ahead.
00:36:15 What are you doing
00:36:18 Thought you weren't scared.
00:36:20 I'm just taking it all in.
00:36:24 You look real good, Nikki.
00:36:26 Why don't you take it all in
00:36:29 I'm not gonna bite.
00:36:39 I'm gonna miss you.
00:36:44 Gonna miss you, too.
00:36:48 So what are you waiting for?
00:37:21 Wait, wait, wait.
00:37:23 Take your clothes off.
00:37:43 What?
00:37:47 What?
00:37:53 Richard?
00:38:00 What?
00:38:01 No, it's okay.
00:38:02 Sweetheart, it's okay.
00:38:03 S... What are you...?
00:38:04 Richard, stop it!
00:38:05 No, st... What are you doing?!
00:38:09 Richard! Richard!
00:38:12 Life is about choice.
00:38:15 We're all the sum of our choices.
00:38:17 And most of them are made for us.
00:38:20 You can't choose when you're born.
00:38:22 You can't choose where you're born.
00:38:25 You can't choose your family.
00:38:27 You can't even choose who you love.
00:38:30 But you can choose how you love.
00:38:58 Richard.
00:38:59 Are you okay?
00:39:00 Yeah, yeah, I-I'm fine.
00:39:02 Oh, honey, what are you
00:39:04 Where are the kids?
00:39:05 I just dropped them off
00:39:07 Hey, you're scaring me.
00:39:09 What... What's going on?
00:39:11 I missed you.
00:39:14 I miss you, too.
00:39:17 What's happening to us?
00:39:18 I don't know.
00:39:21 I feel like it's my fault
00:39:22 that we're not as close
00:39:24 Ah, it's-it's not your fault.
00:39:27 I'm not doing everything
00:39:30 Is it too late?
00:39:31 I don't know.
00:39:34 You know, baby,
00:39:36 I just want to tell you
00:39:37 how sorry I am for being so cold.
00:39:40 It's not like I don't like
00:39:42 It's just that sometimes
00:39:44 the walls are closing in on me.
00:39:47 Now, hold on one minute.
00:39:48 Whatever you did,
00:39:50 'Cause I been
00:39:51 trying to make
00:39:53 taking care of the kids,
00:39:55 But lately...
00:39:56 #You've been cold as ice #
00:39:59 # So cold. #
00:40:01 So have you.
00:40:02 Oh, grow up.
00:40:03 You know it's true.
00:40:04 Look...
00:40:05 I know none of this is easy,
00:40:09 I miss what we had.
00:40:11 I miss it to the core,
00:40:13 # How come we don't
00:40:17 You the one on strike!
00:40:19 # It's been a
00:40:21 You out of your fucking mind!
00:40:24 Careful, nigga.
00:40:25 Baby, I still want you.
00:40:26 And I've wanted you for so long.
00:40:28 But every time I touch you...
00:40:30 #You act like I did
00:40:35 - # No, I don't #
00:40:37 I don't want to leave.
00:40:39 # Neither do I #
00:40:40 I still want you!
00:40:42 # I'm gonna cry #
00:40:43 Where are the kids?!
00:40:44 I told you, they're gone.
00:40:46 # In that case,
00:40:49 #All night long,
00:40:52 # Hee... #
00:40:55 #All #
00:40:56 # Night long... #
00:41:04 When I told Nikki that my life
00:41:06 wasn't about what I wanted, I lied.
00:41:08 I'm not that unselfish.
00:41:10 I know exactly what I want.
00:41:12 I want a woman that'll not only
00:41:14 fight with me,
00:41:16 A woman I can go to war with,
00:41:18 who'll drag me
00:41:20 A woman that can see
00:41:23 when I can't even see it in myself.
00:41:24 You know, Nikki was
00:41:28 but in reality...
00:41:30 I think I love my wife.