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Igor
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(PENNIES FROM HEAVEN PLAYING) |
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And every time it rains |
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Don't you know each cloud |
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You'll find your fortune falling |
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All over town |
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Be sure that your umbrella |
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And trade them for a package |
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Nice weather we're having, huh? |
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Here in the kingdom of Malaria, |
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every day's forecast is rainy |
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It wasn't always like this, though. |
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Years ago, Malaria was |
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Until the mysterious storm clouds |
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They killed our crops, |
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And thas when King Malbert... |
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thought up a new way |
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Evil Inventions. |
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The kind that crush you, kill you, |
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then kill you again, |
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We invent them, and the world |
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Oh, Is a great gig, especially |
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Fame, fortune, |
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They get it all. |
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Igor! Pull the switch! |
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Yes, Master! |
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And the bottom of the heap? |
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born with a hunch on our back, Igors. |
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Actually, that Igor's not me. |
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Igor! Pull the switch! |
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Yes, Master! |
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No, no, no, |
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Thas me. See? |
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much better-looking. |
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Anyway, all Igors are forced |
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Our life is a permanent graveyard shift. |
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But I never wanted to be an Igor. |
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I always wanted to be |
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Unfortunately, the hunch on my |
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to Igor School. |
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I majored in Talking With a Slur |
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Then, it was off to find a job. |
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Hi, I'm here about the "Igor Wanted" ad. |
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Well, of course it is. |
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Whas my name gonna be? Kevin? |
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They didn't |
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But eventually, I landed a job |
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Pull the switch! |
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Not the smartest scientist. |
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His last invention was an Evil Lasagna. |
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It didn't kill anyone. |
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Igor! |
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Igors aren't allowed to invent, |
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but I still manage to work |
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And this new one is gonna be |
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that I'm the biggest Evil Genius |
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Igor! |
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Once they see what I can do, |
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and I'll never have to answer |
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Sorry Master. |
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Oh! I mean... |
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Sorry, Master. |
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Had a bat stuck in the belfry, |
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I don't want to hear your |
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I give you five minutes a week |
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I'm not running a resort here! |
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Now get over there and... |
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Pull the switch! |
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Yes, Master! |
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Yes! Yes! |
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Yes! |
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Who's the failure now, Mother? |
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Mummy, Mummy, you were right! |
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I was never meant to be a scientist. |
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I should have been a plumber like you! |
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That was the first time |
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You! Go find me a 16-gigawatt |
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Excuse me, Master, are you sure |
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You're correcting me? |
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Strike! |
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I should do more improv. |
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My hunch. |
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Oh, there she goes. Much better. |
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Good evening, friends! |
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Thas Scamper, |
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I made him immortal. |
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Which is kind of a hassle for him, |
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Will nothing end this vicious cycle? |
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I also made him talk. |
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Which is a hassle for me, |
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No fair! |
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You wasted your immortality formula |
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Thas Brain, one |
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Legend has it when the smartest |
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they put his brain in a jar. |
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This is not that brain. |
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I wanna live forever! |
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I got a squeaky wheel! |
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Really, Brain? |
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You want to be trapped in an |
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forced to keep living, |
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even though life is meaningless |
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and nothing matters? |
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Possibly. |
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What exactly did you say? |
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Too bad he wasted his intelligence |
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Or should I say "Brian"? |
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Hey! I was in a hurry! |
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Stupid permanent marker. |
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Enough. |
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The Evil Science Fair is in a week, |
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and Glickenstein is gonna lose again. |
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Okay, I get it. |
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Now I'll just need a screwdriver, |
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Don't touch his invention, Brain. |
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Fine! You don't want the |
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Then, farewell, Igor. |
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Like a gentle fawn, |
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On second thought |
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so I can watch Mr. Smarty-hunch |
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fix Glickenstein's invention. |
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I could! But you know |
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The same thing he'd do if he |
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He'd recycle me. |
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Can you imagine being chopped up |
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and God knows what else? |
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Horrible. |
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Dang it! |
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If I had my shot, |
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I could be one of the greatest |
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They'd all cheer my name |
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just like they do for the |
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And now your |
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a man who needs no introduction, |
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but who will brutally |
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Dr. Schadenfreude! |
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Thank you thank you. |
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And I'm not. |
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But I want to welcome you all to my |
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My girlfriend Jaclyn. |
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You know, she may seem like |
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a shallow, conniving wretch... |
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Thas all I got. |
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A toast to the undefeated winner |
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and the greatest Evil |
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Bow for the King! |
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"The greatest Evil |
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I remember when people |
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Back when the clouds destroyed |
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and my plan to blackmail |
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Yes, as you've told us all |
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Yeah, well, here's more. |
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Did you know that years ago, |
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His family were pickle-makers. |
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So, whas your Evil Invention |
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I want to shove a pickle |
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You mean Malaria, Master? |
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No matter how many |
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I always have to bow |
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I will never get the respect he gets! |
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Respect? Respect isn't gonna |
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You just need to keep on winning |
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Well, that is spoken |
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who, by the way still has not helped |
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You know, maybe if you |
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you wouldn't need |
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Your whole lab is fake, |
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just like you. |
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And maybe I should throw you |
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You're one to talk, |
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You don't have the guts. |
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Is Daddy still mad at me? |
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No. |
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But you and your friend Heidi |
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still have a little job to do. |
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Oh, we're trying. |
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Well, try a little bit harder! |
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Because this year, |
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I won't stop at just winning |
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I'm gonna unleash my winning invention |
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on the King's smug little face, |
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and then he'll be the one |
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Hi there. |
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Look, is your |
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You take a cocoa break, |
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and I'll guard your plans |
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No, wait! You'll spill on my plans. |
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Heidi, you're not careful enough! |
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You're so sloppy sometimes. |
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Oh, poopshkin. |
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I went to the evil bookstore |
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Is a little kitten! |
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To remind you to always take time |
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My transducer! |
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Time to go. |
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I have to work on my plans |
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In other words, bon voyage. |
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Who doesn't like tortured kittens? |
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I... |
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I don't like dirty little hunchpeople. |
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Great, Schadenfreude's gonna kil me. |
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And why are there two transducers? |
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Master, the 21-gigawatt |
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Think? Igors don't think. |
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I'm using the 16-gigawatt, you fool! |
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Now get over there and pull the switch! |
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What are you waiting for? |
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Yes, Master! |
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Yes! Yes! |
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Yes! |
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I told you the 16 would work, you Igor. |
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Behold my rocket ship! |
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Born to stream through the world, |
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unleashing pain and misery on everyone. |
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I named her after you, Mother. |
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Now to take the old |
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No, Master! |
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Uh... Yeah that. |
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Finally. |
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Now I can throw out that rug |
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We were all thinking it. |
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Oh, no, who's that? |
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Relax, this is Glickenstein's castle. |
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And he doesn't have |
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Open for the King! |
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Except for the King. |
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He's here to see Glickenstein! |
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Tell him the truth. |
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I'll come back |
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Right, right. The truth, |
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Glicky! |
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Where's Glicky? |
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Your Highness, he's gone. |
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Curse it, I need to see his invention. |
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Schadenfreude is getting too popular. |
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The people might make him king. |
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Someone has to beat him this year, |
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with an invention more evil than his. |
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Someone who can snatch |
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and rub his face in number two! |
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Ew... |
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Your Highness, |
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creating life! |
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Did you say "life"? |
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Yes. |
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Thinking, breathing life that can |
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No Evil Scientist has ever |
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Oh, sure they've mutated life. |
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They've ended life. |
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They've blasted life into |
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But created life? |
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A weapon like that would be |
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And its inventor the |
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Of course! |
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And is your job to make sure |
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or I'll throw |
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and use your hunch as a speed bump! |
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Oh, this is big. |
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Come on boys! |
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Ow! What is wrong with you? |
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Thas for having a death wish. |
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I am not gonna die, Scamper. |
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For the first time ever, |
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I'm gonna live! |
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I sometimes come down here to think. |
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Wow, how interesting. |
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Whas next? |
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and play us a song you wrote |
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I know, right? |
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Baby, baby, it looks |
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Baby, baby, it looks |
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You better come inside |
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Let me teach you how to jive and wail |
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Come on, bigger. |
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Bigger! |
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Okay to the left. Very good. |
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No, no, no! |
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To the left, now back to the right. |
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Is that even her hand? |
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And now to make her |
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You gotta jump, jive, |
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You gotta jump, jive, |
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You gotta jump, jive, |
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Did you see that? |
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And now, the crucial last piece, |
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the source of all, the Monster's power, |
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the Evil Bone. |
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I have to hurry. |
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Thas it. |
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Only one thing left to do. |
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He said "do." |
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Pull the switch! |
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Do not yell at me. |
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Oh, I'm sorry. |
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Pull the switch. |
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Please pull the switch. |
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Thas better. |
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! |
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Because I'm not an idiot, Brian. |
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My name is not Brian! |
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Then you must have his jar. |
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Stop! You can both pull the switch. |
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On the count of three. One. |
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Hey! No fair! |
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Rise! |
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Rise! |
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I... |
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I don't believe it. |
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I'm a failure. |
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I'm an Igor. |
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Get rid of that thing. |
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I never want to see it again. |
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Funny you should say that. |
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Uh... Igor? Yeah. |
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I don't know, Brain. |
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May I suggest looking behind you? |
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It was just a suggestion. |
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Maybe it just spontaneously combusted? |
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Oh, yeah sure. |
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Who am I kidding? |
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And just like that she |
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I did it. I... |
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I created life. |
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Has that hole always been there? |
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Come on! |
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Let me get this straight |
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We are chasing after the |
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"Home For Blind Orphans." |
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Oh God, she's killing blind orphans! |
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Thas so evil! |
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Blind orphans! |
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I wanna go next. |
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Me, me, pick me! |
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I wonder what diabolical deed |
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Piggyback rides? |
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Is my turn! |
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I wanna go next! |
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Me! Me! Pick me! |
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Blind orphans get everything! |
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Ah |
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Your very large friend is a sweetheart. |
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No, she's not. |
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I am your master, |
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to stop this gesture |
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and put them down. |
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Down! |
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Okay, now you're gonna |
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the castle, got it? |
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Oh, he's dead! |
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Those are paper flowers |
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Sounds like someone likes them. |
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You touch it, |
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Master! |
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I looked inside Dr Glickenstein's castle |
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and didn't see anyone. |
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But thas not all... |
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Yes, it is, |
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Now, to break into |
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and steal the plans |
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What did this? |
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I'm guessing something big. |
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Life? Glickenstein invented ife? |
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I don't think he had a hand in it. |
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Well, if he's toast, |
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who invented that? |
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I don't believe it. |
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Wow, |
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so not only is every other |
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and Igor is, too? |
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Ouch! |
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Smart is not mouthing off |
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to the man who has just found |
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Oh, baby, won't you please come home? |
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'Cause your little daddy's |
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She must be making a club |
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This must be very |
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I never thought that we could part |
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For every hour in the day |
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Baby, won't you please come home? |
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Okay clearly her |
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when she came to life. Thas it. |
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Ooh! I have an idea! |
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Is it about this situation? |
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No. |
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Is it even an idea? |
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Is French fries an idea? |
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So, how do you activate it? |
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We need to kick-start it. |
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We need to get her to |
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She wouldn't hurt a fly. |
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Okay. Monster, |
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I command you to kill that fly. |
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Kill it! Kill it! |
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Kill it, girl! |
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Maim it! Wound it! Insult it! |
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Something! |
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Kill, kill, kill! |
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You were saying? |
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No, no, no! |
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Evil! |
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Evil! |
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E... |
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Eva. |
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What? No, you're not Eva. |
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Eva. Eva. |
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What now, genius? |
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Well, thank you for asking. |
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Go soak your brain, Brian. |
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Thas actually not a bad idea. |
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Monster want a brain wash? |
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Next! |
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Hi, I'd like to... |
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Hey, who you talking to? |
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Oh, excuse me. Sorry. |
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What the heck is that? |
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Is my Aunt Eva. |
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She's getting a little |
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so I'd like to, |
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"Sunday Night Massacre." No. |
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Gee, they all look so good. |
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How about the "Axe Murderer" brain wash? |
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Oh! She must be very special to you. |
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Hey! Don't touch that! |
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One wrong button and you'll just |
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You wanna waste your |
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Gosh I feel like I'm sending my kid |
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off to school for the first time. |
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You know, to learn how to murder. |
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Hi. How are you? |
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Listen, could you squeeze me in |
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A nice thorough scrubbing. |
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What are you? |
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Oh, parlez Italian? |
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Yeah. Take Brian to Room Number 4. |
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"Wish you weren't there. |
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"This card teleports your enemy to you |
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Call me old-fashioned, |
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but what happened to cards |
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Just think Scamper. |
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I'm gonna have the most |
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Is my whole life savings, |
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Oh, my hunch. |
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"Happy Mother's Day. ' |
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See, thas what I'm talking about. |
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You've seen a lot of brains I'm sure. |
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Mine's bigger than average, right? No? |
| 00:27:13 |
Hello? Can you even talk? |
| 00:27:18 |
Canadians. |
| 00:27:22 |
Whoops! |
| 00:27:23 |
Butterfingers. |
| 00:27:27 |
Oh. Great. Hold on. |
| 00:27:30 |
And is cold, is cold, |
| 00:27:33 |
Hey, Monster, |
| 00:27:36 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:41 |
Oh, come on! |
| 00:27:47 |
Les do the twist |
| 00:27:50 |
Stupid remote! |
| 00:27:51 |
To plumb the depths of |
| 00:27:54 |
is the ultimate challenge |
| 00:28:03 |
Well, our evil bun should be |
| 00:28:15 |
Estephan, you're a magician! |
| 00:28:18 |
Whas that smell? |
| 00:28:19 |
My new air freshener, |
| 00:28:26 |
I don't hear anything. |
| 00:28:32 |
I think it worked. |
| 00:28:35 |
Maybe they did too much? |
| 00:28:37 |
Oh. Was it? |
| 00:28:38 |
Was I too much? |
| 00:28:42 |
It was only a vocal exercise, |
| 00:28:45 |
I have to own that. |
| 00:28:48 |
If only I knew whether |
| 00:28:51 |
But how can you know? |
| 00:28:53 |
you just have to be born with it. |
| 00:28:55 |
Oh listen to me going on |
| 00:28:59 |
Les talk about you, Igor. |
| 00:29:02 |
Les thank our guest who |
| 00:29:06 |
a lifetime worth of lessons in acting. |
| 00:29:11 |
Acting? |
| 00:29:14 |
Who changed the channel? |
| 00:29:16 |
Wait, where's the remote? |
| 00:29:17 |
Move it! |
| 00:29:19 |
No, no, no. Wait! |
| 00:29:21 |
No can do, pal. |
| 00:29:23 |
Every wash comes with a sealant |
| 00:29:27 |
In other words, buzz off! |
| 00:29:35 |
Okay, things to do, |
| 00:29:38 |
get new headshots, adopt children |
| 00:29:42 |
Oh! Time for my elocution exercises. |
| 00:29:45 |
I need a box of biscuits. |
| 00:29:48 |
Is just failure after failure. |
| 00:29:49 |
After failure, |
| 00:29:53 |
Oh, sorry, I thought we were |
| 00:29:55 |
Biscuit mixer, a box of mix... |
| 00:29:58 |
A box of mixed biscuits |
| 00:30:01 |
I need a box... |
| 00:30:03 |
Stop the carriage! |
| 00:30:04 |
Ow! |
| 00:30:06 |
What? Whas the matter? |
| 00:30:07 |
I don't mean to be a prima donna, |
| 00:30:10 |
After failure, after |
| 00:30:13 |
After failure, after failure... |
| 00:30:19 |
That monster is about to be mine. |
| 00:30:22 |
Oh, really? How? |
| 00:30:24 |
Well, with a little something I |
| 00:30:31 |
Practice poses for the red carpet, |
| 00:30:34 |
become an environmentalist, |
| 00:30:41 |
A Shrink, Ray? Oh, thas a genius' |
| 00:30:46 |
Hey! I don't come down |
| 00:30:48 |
Oh, thas right, you don't work! |
| 00:30:51 |
Now to shrink Igor |
| 00:31:01 |
Oh, God. Did I hit it? |
| 00:31:04 |
You, sir, put the |
| 00:31:07 |
Here we go. |
| 00:31:10 |
What the? |
| 00:31:17 |
Hold on! Pull over. |
| 00:31:19 |
Someone's trying to shoot us! |
| 00:31:21 |
Paparazzi! Why can't those |
| 00:31:29 |
This has totally |
| 00:31:40 |
To the right! |
| 00:31:41 |
To the right! |
| 00:31:43 |
This is the worst |
| 00:31:55 |
Now I get to watch you die. |
| 00:31:57 |
Hold on! |
| 00:32:07 |
Brake. Brake! |
| 00:32:08 |
Uh-oh! |
| 00:32:09 |
Put the brake on, you... |
| 00:32:15 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:17 |
Fire the rocket booster! |
| 00:32:20 |
I can't see who it is! |
| 00:32:21 |
Here I come! |
| 00:32:23 |
Oh! My beautiful face. |
| 00:32:25 |
No more Doctor. Don't Kill Anybody! |
| 00:32:30 |
We're not gonna make it! |
| 00:32:37 |
If only you'd made |
| 00:32:40 |
Indestructible. |
| 00:32:42 |
Who wants to be a big movie star? |
| 00:32:43 |
Me! Me! I do. |
| 00:33:01 |
This would be the right time |
| 00:33:04 |
BRAIN |
| 00:33:12 |
Go away! Look, |
| 00:33:15 |
Ew! Whas that smell? |
| 00:33:17 |
Oh, yes, wait, it is the big, |
| 00:33:21 |
Ironically, at an inch tall, you still |
| 00:33:42 |
Thank you. |
| 00:33:43 |
You're very welcome. |
| 00:33:45 |
You saved my life. |
| 00:33:47 |
As an actor, I feel things very deeply, |
| 00:33:56 |
FIY, it is actually me |
| 00:34:00 |
I was the one who changed the |
| 00:34:02 |
- What? |
| 00:34:03 |
and if she had been evil, |
| 00:34:06 |
So technically, |
| 00:34:09 |
But no need to thank me. |
| 00:34:11 |
Actually, a "thank you" would be nice. |
| 00:34:13 |
It could be in the form of |
| 00:34:17 |
I a so like ponies. |
| 00:34:21 |
An axe? |
| 00:34:23 |
I don't want an axe. Thas crazy. |
| 00:34:24 |
Why would you offer me an axe? |
| 00:34:25 |
You made my monster an actress! |
| 00:34:29 |
This is why people |
| 00:34:32 |
This. Right here! |
| 00:34:33 |
Oh! What play are they rehearsing? |
| 00:34:35 |
Brain-Dead. |
| 00:34:36 |
Don't let him kill me! |
| 00:34:38 |
Don't let him kill me! |
| 00:34:42 |
The only thing killed here is my dream. |
| 00:34:45 |
Bravo! Bravo! |
| 00:34:47 |
Huh? |
| 00:34:48 |
Oh, you guys are so lucky to have work. |
| 00:34:51 |
If only I had a role I could |
| 00:34:55 |
Eva, you're in luck. |
| 00:34:57 |
In four days, there is |
| 00:34:59 |
in the biggest play |
| 00:35:02 |
The Desperate Hunchback |
| 00:35:05 |
Seriously, Eva, |
| 00:35:07 |
Oh, my gosh! I don't believe it! |
| 00:35:11 |
Play? What play is it? |
| 00:35:12 |
Is it Annie? |
| 00:35:14 |
Annie? |
| 00:35:15 |
So many terrific girls |
| 00:35:19 |
Yes, thas it! |
| 00:35:21 |
So is actually a musical? |
| 00:35:30 |
I think I just wet myself. |
| 00:35:32 |
Someone can sing! |
| 00:35:34 |
Gosh! Me trying out for Annie, |
| 00:35:37 |
the plucky orphan whose song of hope |
| 00:35:42 |
Yeah. Except in this version, |
| 00:35:44 |
and battles a bunch of Evil Inventions |
| 00:35:46 |
in deadly hand-to-hand combat. |
| 00:35:48 |
Wow. How avant-garde. |
| 00:35:51 |
Yeah. Trust me. |
| 00:35:55 |
The sun'll come out tomorrow |
| 00:36:01 |
Bet your... |
| 00:36:02 |
No, you missed it, again. |
| 00:36:04 |
Excuse me, Igor, but I think |
| 00:36:08 |
Thas for film. |
| 00:36:09 |
Film? |
| 00:36:10 |
Can you imagine a face |
| 00:36:15 |
All right, all right. |
| 00:36:17 |
Excuse me, Igor, |
| 00:36:19 |
What? |
| 00:36:20 |
I think the makeup girl |
| 00:36:25 |
No, thas Brain. And he's not |
| 00:36:28 |
Now try to remember |
| 00:36:31 |
you re supposed to crush the |
| 00:36:35 |
You mean "stage left." |
| 00:36:37 |
Yeah, whatever. You're supposed |
| 00:36:40 |
I know, is just... |
| 00:36:42 |
It looks kind of real, and |
| 00:36:44 |
never hurt anything real |
| 00:36:45 |
The props at the audition |
| 00:36:46 |
are gonna look even more real, Eva. |
| 00:36:48 |
Some may even scream |
| 00:36:50 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:36:51 |
Yes. And they're also |
| 00:36:54 |
But is all for reality's sake. |
| 00:36:56 |
But if you don't want |
| 00:36:57 |
Oh, no, no. |
| 00:36:59 |
This is a block for me |
| 00:37:02 |
Once more, from the top, |
| 00:37:05 |
I just have a teeny, |
| 00:37:08 |
Now, I know I m not the director |
| 00:37:11 |
I would love to try |
| 00:37:14 |
You're only a day |
| 00:37:19 |
Away |
| 00:37:41 |
Works for me. |
| 00:37:48 |
Dr. Igor. |
| 00:37:52 |
No, no, no. The Evil Revered |
| 00:37:56 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:37:58 |
I might actually be |
| 00:38:03 |
Good work today, Eva. |
| 00:38:07 |
big steps. |
| 00:38:10 |
Thank you, Igor. |
| 00:38:12 |
I'm whispering to protect my voice. |
| 00:38:14 |
I really couldn't |
| 00:38:18 |
Isn't it beautiful? |
| 00:38:20 |
King Malbert has turned |
| 00:38:23 |
His tower shines out for all the world |
| 00:38:27 |
And thas a good thing? |
| 00:38:29 |
We were a nothing country |
| 00:38:31 |
that the way to succeed |
| 00:38:34 |
Phew! |
| 00:38:35 |
This is a tough town. |
| 00:38:36 |
Well, in this world, |
| 00:38:40 |
So, I have to step on |
| 00:38:43 |
Uh... |
| 00:38:44 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:45 |
Well, I'd rather be a |
| 00:38:49 |
And so would you. |
| 00:38:52 |
Eva, don't say that. |
| 00:38:53 |
Is true. |
| 00:38:55 |
Seriously, stop saying that! |
| 00:38:56 |
But you are! |
| 00:38:58 |
You've made me this delicious tea. |
| 00:39:01 |
You're a very good friend. |
| 00:39:02 |
Evil Scientists don't have friends. |
| 00:39:04 |
Well, what are Brain and Scamper? |
| 00:39:06 |
Headaches. |
| 00:39:07 |
Oh! |
| 00:39:08 |
Is that all I am? |
| 00:39:10 |
No. |
| 00:39:11 |
Okay. Then you can be |
| 00:39:14 |
Number two friend. |
| 00:39:18 |
See? You're jealous. |
| 00:39:20 |
You do wanna be my friend. |
| 00:39:23 |
I guess I'm just a pushover. |
| 00:39:27 |
Hi, welcome to Cristall Clear. |
| 00:39:32 |
Tonight, we have a very special guest, |
| 00:39:36 |
Is Honkers the Gassy Monkey. |
| 00:39:39 |
You're not wearing |
| 00:39:42 |
Hmm? |
| 00:39:43 |
Oh, no, I'm not. |
| 00:39:44 |
I figure, why does an |
| 00:39:47 |
Is very liberating, |
| 00:39:50 |
Sire, the clouds, |
| 00:39:52 |
were they a blessing or a curse? |
| 00:39:56 |
Well, of course, I would never |
| 00:39:59 |
But we rallied together |
| 00:40:02 |
by embracing evil, |
| 00:40:06 |
Respected, successful. |
| 00:40:11 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:40:12 |
Scratching my invisible... |
| 00:40:14 |
But getting back to my |
| 00:40:16 |
The Evil Science Fair is two days away. |
| 00:40:19 |
Any predictions? |
| 00:40:22 |
Well, I hate to predict. |
| 00:40:26 |
I mean, all the Evil Scientists |
| 00:40:29 |
That said, there may |
| 00:40:31 |
with an Evil Invention so revolutionary |
| 00:40:34 |
that Schadenfreude might finally |
| 00:40:37 |
The only one getting |
| 00:40:41 |
Damn it, I need that monster! |
| 00:40:43 |
I will not be beaten |
| 00:40:44 |
by a hunchbacked |
| 00:40:48 |
I think he's kind of cute. |
| 00:40:52 |
I can just picture Igor |
| 00:40:55 |
plotting their deadly combat maneuvers. |
| 00:40:59 |
|
| 00:41:01 |
I got a woman as big |
| 00:41:06 |
She's as big as a two-family |
| 00:41:09 |
You won't believe what you see |
| 00:41:14 |
She's enormous, colossal, |
| 00:41:18 |
Why try to deny it? |
| 00:41:22 |
If she goes on a diet |
| 00:41:25 |
I'll go on strike. |
| 00:41:27 |
The bigger the figure |
| 00:41:29 |
The better I like her |
| 00:41:31 |
The better I feed her |
| 00:41:33 |
The bigger the figure |
| 00:41:54 |
She's exactly like a watermelon |
| 00:41:59 |
Big and round and sweet |
| 00:42:02 |
And in a party dress |
| 00:42:05 |
But I love her a lot |
| 00:42:08 |
so neat? |
| 00:42:09 |
The bigger the figure |
| 00:42:11 |
The better I like her |
| 00:42:13 |
The better I like her |
| 00:42:15 |
The better I feed her |
| 00:42:17 |
The better I feed her |
| 00:42:19 |
The bigger the figure |
| 00:42:24 |
If she ever |
| 00:42:25 |
Eats me out of money |
| 00:42:28 |
And we needed the rent |
| 00:42:31 |
Oh, thall be a cinch |
| 00:42:34 |
I can put her to work |
| 00:42:38 |
The bigger the figure |
| 00:42:40 |
The better I like her |
| 00:42:42 |
The better I feed her |
| 00:42:44 |
The bigger the figure |
| 00:42:48 |
Guys, can you come in here? |
| 00:42:51 |
I need to talk to you. |
| 00:42:54 |
If she's having a woman problem |
| 00:43:14 |
Ta-da! |
| 00:43:15 |
What are these? |
| 00:43:17 |
Opening night presents. |
| 00:43:19 |
I know is technically |
| 00:43:22 |
but I figured "What the hey?" |
| 00:43:23 |
They're not much, since I had |
| 00:43:26 |
but, well... |
| 00:43:28 |
An envelope! |
| 00:43:32 |
I think we better open it. |
| 00:43:35 |
Is a new label for your jar. |
| 00:43:38 |
And Brain is spelled right! |
| 00:43:41 |
It is, right? |
| 00:43:43 |
You shouldn't really worry |
| 00:43:45 |
because you may be a brain, |
| 00:43:48 |
And in some ways, |
| 00:43:51 |
Heart? I'd kill for a pair of feet. |
| 00:43:55 |
Open yours, Scamper. |
| 00:43:59 |
They live forever. |
| 00:44:01 |
that if anything |
| 00:44:04 |
you always have company. |
| 00:44:05 |
Great. I must be allergic to it. |
| 00:44:08 |
With any luck, ill kill me |
| 00:44:13 |
Can we move on to Igor now? |
| 00:44:16 |
No one's ever given me a gift before. |
| 00:44:19 |
Is something no |
| 00:44:23 |
A beret! |
| 00:44:27 |
Voilø! |
| 00:44:28 |
Thas French for, |
| 00:44:29 |
"Please stop pelting me and |
| 00:44:32 |
Hey, Igor where's our gift for Eva? |
| 00:44:35 |
Our gift? |
| 00:44:36 |
Oh! You guys didn't. |
| 00:44:38 |
We did. |
| 00:44:40 |
Where'd you put it, Igor? |
| 00:44:43 |
It s in the other room. |
| 00:44:49 |
Gift, gift, gift, gift. |
| 00:44:58 |
Eva. Well, we got you this. |
| 00:45:02 |
Is a necklace. |
| 00:45:12 |
Is the most beautiful |
| 00:45:16 |
Igor, can you... |
| 00:45:18 |
I would do it myself, |
| 00:45:20 |
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. |
| 00:45:24 |
I'm never gonna take this off. |
| 00:45:26 |
That way all of you will be |
| 00:45:31 |
I need to go write this down |
| 00:45:35 |
Oh, where did I put my glitter pen? |
| 00:45:39 |
See, this is the kind of |
| 00:45:42 |
for someone who wasn't meant |
| 00:45:45 |
Somebody who'd go all soft |
| 00:45:50 |
But lucky for us, I'm evil, right? |
| 00:45:52 |
Yeah. Lucky us. |
| 00:45:55 |
I don't feel lucky. |
| 00:46:07 |
So we stay on track, |
| 00:46:10 |
and I just don't let |
| 00:46:19 |
It s so hard being a little hunchback. |
| 00:46:21 |
Heidi! |
| 00:46:22 |
Dr. Glickenstein is under the rug. |
| 00:46:25 |
I didn't come to see him. |
| 00:46:28 |
I came to see you. |
| 00:46:31 |
Me? |
| 00:46:38 |
By the way, an Igor came by today |
| 00:46:42 |
and asked me to |
| 00:46:46 |
And these are my hands. |
| 00:46:49 |
What? What is it? |
| 00:46:50 |
Ja, I haven't any idea. |
| 00:46:52 |
"Wish You Weren't There." |
| 00:46:59 |
Oh, excellent, wonderful. |
| 00:47:02 |
You got my card. |
| 00:47:07 |
Is everything okay? |
| 00:47:10 |
I heard a strange noise. |
| 00:47:11 |
Ooh! |
| 00:47:12 |
Oh, I wasn't at the door |
| 00:47:14 |
I just... |
| 00:47:16 |
Hi! We haven't met. I'm Eva. |
| 00:47:22 |
Oh you're upset, aren't you? |
| 00:47:24 |
"Who is this strange woman |
| 00:47:27 |
Well, believe me, |
| 00:47:30 |
As his girlfriend you have |
| 00:47:33 |
I'm not his girlfriend. |
| 00:47:35 |
You're not? |
| 00:47:36 |
But the way he looks at you... |
| 00:47:39 |
He never looks at me that way. |
| 00:47:40 |
Maybe some men like girls |
| 00:47:42 |
who don't look like they've |
| 00:47:48 |
Right. |
| 00:47:49 |
You have a very ugly face. |
| 00:47:54 |
Well, I have to go |
| 00:47:57 |
It was nice meeting you. |
| 00:47:58 |
Oh. |
| 00:48:00 |
Whoops! |
| 00:48:03 |
Audit on? |
| 00:48:10 |
So, how's your cocktail, Igor? |
| 00:48:13 |
Is it nice? You like t? |
| 00:48:15 |
Is it coconut-ty? |
| 00:48:18 |
Wait! You should be sipping in style! |
| 00:48:22 |
Igor Krazy Straw! |
| 00:48:27 |
Small trumpet. Isn't that better? |
| 00:48:30 |
Excuse me, sir, but why... |
| 00:48:33 |
I mean, why am I here? |
| 00:48:35 |
You can drop that slur around me. |
| 00:48:37 |
I don't even make my Igors talk |
| 00:48:40 |
Oh, thas right, Master. |
| 00:48:44 |
How many times do I have to tell you? |
| 00:48:45 |
Call me Frederick. |
| 00:48:48 |
Okay. Frederick! |
| 00:48:51 |
I have to get back. |
| 00:48:53 |
Somehow, I think he's missing |
| 00:48:59 |
Look, Iggy baby I know all about |
| 00:49:05 |
I also know about your monster. |
| 00:49:08 |
I m gonna guess your plan. |
| 00:49:10 |
You win the Evil Science Fair, |
| 00:49:12 |
and then everyone looks |
| 00:49:14 |
and they accept you for the real you. |
| 00:49:16 |
You grab the girl of your dreams |
| 00:49:19 |
to a happy ending. |
| 00:49:20 |
Am I close on this? |
| 00:49:21 |
No, not entirely. |
| 00:49:24 |
I don't know how to cha-cha. |
| 00:49:26 |
We're a lot alike, Igor. |
| 00:49:29 |
I want to be more as well, |
| 00:49:31 |
but society, it won't let me. |
| 00:49:34 |
So, this is my plan: |
| 00:49:35 |
I enter Evil Science Fair |
| 00:49:38 |
I turn the monster on the King. |
| 00:49:41 |
Ding dong, the King is dead, |
| 00:49:46 |
And then you come in as Malaria's |
| 00:49:53 |
So what do you say to |
| 00:49:54 |
Is that really nice? |
| 00:49:55 |
You want to overthrow the King? |
| 00:49:57 |
I thought you wanted |
| 00:50:00 |
I do. But... |
| 00:50:01 |
Stop thinking like an Igor! |
| 00:50:02 |
Evil Scientists do not let |
| 00:50:06 |
Yes. I know. They step |
| 00:50:09 |
Exactly! |
| 00:50:11 |
She'll never do it. |
| 00:50:12 |
She? |
| 00:50:13 |
The monster. |
| 00:50:14 |
Something went wrong and her |
| 00:50:17 |
So how do we get this Evil Bone |
| 00:50:20 |
We kick it, we slap it, |
| 00:50:25 |
She needs to commit an evil act, |
| 00:50:26 |
but since she's not evil, she won't. |
| 00:50:30 |
Well, your troubles are over then, |
| 00:50:32 |
because I can get a woman |
| 00:50:36 |
I don't know. |
| 00:50:37 |
Don't tell me that you have |
| 00:50:40 |
- No. |
| 00:50:43 |
because that would be pathetic. |
| 00:50:46 |
I can give you everything |
| 00:50:51 |
I think I need to go. |
| 00:50:52 |
Look, the Evil Science Fair |
| 00:50:55 |
You're either with me or against me. |
| 00:50:58 |
Yes or no? |
| 00:51:04 |
I take that as a no. |
| 00:51:05 |
What are you going to do now, smart guy? |
| 00:51:24 |
Oh! |
| 00:51:28 |
No! |
| 00:51:31 |
Frederick! |
| 00:51:35 |
Frederick! Why are you swimming? |
| 00:51:37 |
You just ate 10 minutes ago. |
| 00:51:38 |
Get off of me, you buffoon! |
| 00:52:10 |
Okay, |
| 00:52:12 |
I just hope is cinched |
| 00:52:15 |
Obviously, if I had more time, |
| 00:52:17 |
a little bit more over the knees. |
| 00:52:18 |
Stop touching it, Brain, |
| 00:52:23 |
You guys are my friends. |
| 00:52:26 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 00:52:29 |
Do you think I'm pretty? |
| 00:52:34 |
Brain, get me a tub of eye-liner, |
| 00:52:38 |
and if all else fails, |
| 00:52:41 |
Okay, the Jacuzzi is not a bathroom. |
| 00:52:44 |
I know that now. |
| 00:52:46 |
Please, please take your own |
| 00:52:49 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:52:51 |
Well, then maybe you |
| 00:52:53 |
with your Igor, poopshkin! |
| 00:52:55 |
You know something? |
| 00:52:58 |
he's got soft hands, and unlike you, |
| 00:53:11 |
Wait. |
| 00:53:17 |
Or do you like me better as Heidi? |
| 00:53:20 |
Hmm. Jaclyn, Heidi, Jaclyn, Heidi. |
| 00:53:24 |
It would be really swell |
| 00:53:26 |
if you didn't go |
| 00:53:28 |
I'm not psycho! |
| 00:53:30 |
Obviously not. |
| 00:53:31 |
How would you feel if every day |
| 00:53:37 |
I'm Jaclyn, your girlfriend. |
| 00:53:42 |
Then I'm Dr. Nachtmahrs girlfriend. |
| 00:53:46 |
Then I'm Dr. Groaner's girlfriend. |
| 00:53:49 |
All for you! |
| 00:53:50 |
To help you steal |
| 00:53:54 |
And I still say those stolen pills |
| 00:53:58 |
Well, this time they really paid off. |
| 00:54:01 |
Guess what Mommy found out |
| 00:54:04 |
Or should I say actress? |
| 00:54:06 |
Oh. |
| 00:54:10 |
Eva. |
| 00:54:15 |
Eva, Eva! |
| 00:54:22 |
Just breathe. Okay. |
| 00:54:33 |
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Director. |
| 00:54:43 |
Oh, no, this isn't happening. |
| 00:54:47 |
Keep smiling. |
| 00:54:54 |
Too close? |
| 00:54:56 |
No. Eva, you look... |
| 00:55:00 |
Oh this is such a cliché, |
| 00:55:02 |
the leading lady falling |
| 00:55:05 |
Well, you're not used to high heels |
| 00:55:10 |
Oh, you mean... |
| 00:55:12 |
Our work here is done. |
| 00:55:14 |
Our work? |
| 00:55:15 |
You spent the entire time |
| 00:55:23 |
Eva, about the audition, I think |
| 00:55:27 |
But I feel so prepared. |
| 00:55:30 |
No, I've been trying to make you |
| 00:55:34 |
What? |
| 00:55:35 |
I have to tell you the truth. |
| 00:55:39 |
He did. |
| 00:55:44 |
Oh, Igor. Ow! |
| 00:55:49 |
It twisted like the pretzel, Igor! |
| 00:55:53 |
Enchanting. |
| 00:55:55 |
Thank you. And who are you? |
| 00:55:58 |
Someone who does not want |
| 00:56:04 |
Are you a talent agent? |
| 00:56:06 |
I was so deep down worried |
| 00:56:10 |
that when you opened the card |
| 00:56:14 |
Heidi, I need to tell you something. |
| 00:56:16 |
I don't know what it is, |
| 00:56:17 |
but I fee like for the |
| 00:56:21 |
I'm seeing a real Igor. |
| 00:56:25 |
And I think I'm in love with him. |
| 00:56:32 |
Wow, when it rains, it pours. |
| 00:56:35 |
No, no. |
| 00:56:36 |
Igor is a liar. |
| 00:56:39 |
Igor would never lie to me. |
| 00:56:42 |
Cares? |
| 00:56:44 |
Because he built you to be a weapon. |
| 00:56:47 |
No, no, no, you re wrong. |
| 00:56:50 |
He'll never look at you |
| 00:56:53 |
All he will ever see is a monster. |
| 00:56:56 |
I don't believe you. |
| 00:56:58 |
Open your eyes. |
| 00:57:00 |
Igor has someone else |
| 00:57:03 |
Heidi, no! |
| 00:57:08 |
There's nothing more for you here. |
| 00:57:10 |
Come with me. |
| 00:57:33 |
No. |
| 00:57:36 |
Oh! |
| 00:57:37 |
Whas wrong? |
| 00:57:39 |
I can't believe I'm saying this, |
| 00:57:42 |
Huh? |
| 00:57:43 |
I mean, I've met someone else, |
| 00:57:46 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:57:48 |
You're rejecting me? |
| 00:57:50 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:57:51 |
For that big bumpy thing? |
| 00:57:55 |
How do you know about... |
| 00:57:56 |
I mean, this isn't even the sexiest me, |
| 00:58:02 |
You're hideous. |
| 00:58:05 |
And I kissed you! |
| 00:58:07 |
Ugh! Yuck! |
| 00:58:09 |
Um... |
| 00:58:13 |
You're a monster. |
| 00:58:14 |
And as we know, monsters |
| 00:58:21 |
Schadenfreude! |
| 00:58:23 |
Eva. |
| 00:58:31 |
Seize him! |
| 00:58:33 |
Where's Glickenstein? |
| 00:58:35 |
And before you answer, |
| 00:58:38 |
that someone sent me this! |
| 00:58:42 |
Your Highness, he's dead. |
| 00:58:45 |
And he didn't invent life, did he? |
| 00:58:47 |
No. |
| 00:58:50 |
I did. |
| 00:58:53 |
An Igor inventing... |
| 00:58:54 |
Silence! |
| 00:58:56 |
Hunchy invented life, eh? |
| 00:58:58 |
Well, where is it? |
| 00:59:00 |
Is a she, and I think |
| 00:59:03 |
Well, if she comes back, |
| 00:59:08 |
In the Igor recycling plant! |
| 00:59:11 |
No! Please! |
| 00:59:16 |
Eva, where are you? |
| 00:59:20 |
Eva. |
| 00:59:31 |
Eva. |
| 00:59:56 |
Lock your doors |
| 00:59:59 |
Is the annual Evil Science Fair! |
| 01:00:03 |
I m Carl Cristall |
| 01:00:06 |
and totally au nature! |
| 01:00:11 |
Fans are taking their seats, |
| 01:00:14 |
Don't touch me! |
| 01:00:16 |
Meanwhile, the |
| 01:00:19 |
prepping their Evil Inventions! |
| 01:00:37 |
Here we are. |
| 01:00:42 |
Wow, listen to that. |
| 01:00:44 |
How many girls are |
| 01:01:00 |
I'm gonna go save him. |
| 01:01:01 |
Wait. |
| 01:01:02 |
Look, maybe I'm not a genius, okay. |
| 01:01:04 |
But I know one thing, I have to try |
| 01:01:08 |
No, I was gonna say, |
| 01:01:13 |
On three. |
| 01:01:15 |
One. |
| 01:01:16 |
Hey! No fair! |
| 01:01:26 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:01:28 |
We're here to rescue you! |
| 01:01:33 |
I don't want to be rescued. |
| 01:01:35 |
And this is what happens to us. |
| 01:01:40 |
Figures, just when I decided |
| 01:01:48 |
Don't peek. |
| 01:01:49 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:01:52 |
I hope I can still do a |
| 01:01:56 |
Trust me, I'm the one who's gonna |
| 01:02:02 |
This isn't you, Igor. |
| 01:02:04 |
Where's all that stupid |
| 01:02:07 |
I tried to be someone different, |
| 01:02:09 |
Don't you want to go after Eva |
| 01:02:15 |
Are you actually trying to |
| 01:02:17 |
Yes! |
| 01:02:20 |
But if thas not working, |
| 01:02:23 |
Ow! |
| 01:02:24 |
Eva needs you and you're |
| 01:02:27 |
that can stand tall and fight for her. |
| 01:02:31 |
Brain, that may be the smartest |
| 01:02:36 |
Reach, Brain! Reach! |
| 01:02:38 |
You should have built me |
| 01:02:44 |
Huh? |
| 01:02:46 |
What? Like this is the first time |
| 01:02:54 |
Who says rabbits' feet are lucky? |
| 01:02:58 |
Wheels, don't fail me now! |
| 01:03:04 |
Wheels failed me! |
| 01:03:13 |
We went that way! |
| 01:03:19 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:03:20 |
Looking for the secret passage! |
| 01:03:22 |
There's always a secret passage! |
| 01:03:23 |
Darn it Brain, |
| 01:03:26 |
Is over. |
| 01:03:34 |
I'm sorry, you were saying? |
| 01:03:36 |
Technically, |
| 01:03:43 |
Welcome! To you and the millions |
| 01:03:48 |
They come from all corners. |
| 01:03:51 |
And just look at them. |
| 01:03:52 |
They're all worried sick |
| 01:03:56 |
Well, tonight, is within their grasp. |
| 01:03:59 |
And it has but a small price, |
| 01:04:10 |
And I, for one, |
| 01:04:12 |
And if they don't we I, |
| 01:04:14 |
the Evil Invention last standing |
| 01:04:17 |
Ah! Id just be too |
| 01:04:31 |
Where are we? |
| 01:04:33 |
And why am I panting? |
| 01:04:35 |
I don't have lungs. |
| 01:04:36 |
The tower of the King's castle. |
| 01:04:43 |
Wow, I don't know what it is, |
| 01:04:47 |
Is the beacon of evil |
| 01:04:51 |
Wait. Is it a beacon? |
| 01:04:56 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 01:04:58 |
And bring me back a toy! |
| 01:05:57 |
The King's beacon is |
| 01:06:00 |
King Ma bert is making the storm clouds. |
| 01:06:06 |
So, citizens |
| 01:06:09 |
- He lied to us. |
| 01:06:12 |
on the bottom of your screens. |
| 01:06:13 |
Yes, right there. |
| 01:06:14 |
You need to give, just |
| 01:06:17 |
You need to be evil. |
| 01:06:20 |
I know my choreography, |
| 01:06:22 |
I think you need to go deeper. |
| 01:06:27 |
No. |
| 01:06:28 |
Well, then how can you |
| 01:06:30 |
You know you can't get |
| 01:06:32 |
Hit me. |
| 01:06:34 |
- What? |
| 01:06:35 |
I could never hit anyone. |
| 01:06:37 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:06:39 |
Igor was right. |
| 01:06:42 |
Yes, I am. |
| 01:06:43 |
Oh, no, you're not. |
| 01:06:46 |
I mean, you know, |
| 01:06:49 |
She has got talent and you do not. |
| 01:06:50 |
Don't you say that! |
| 01:06:52 |
Look at you. |
| 01:06:54 |
No, I'm not! |
| 01:06:56 |
Yes, you are! |
| 01:06:58 |
And here it is baby. |
| 01:07:00 |
You are an ugly monster! |
| 01:07:03 |
Ah! |
| 01:07:22 |
We've got Annie! |
| 01:07:27 |
Malarians, les get evil. |
| 01:07:55 |
What? You're gonna lower yourself down? |
| 01:07:57 |
You've got your job, I ve got mine. |
| 01:07:59 |
I'm coming, Eva! |
| 01:08:01 |
And bring me back a toy! |
| 01:08:21 |
Phew! |
| 01:08:22 |
That was close. |
| 01:08:25 |
He s okay! He's... |
| 01:08:29 |
Oh! |
| 01:08:34 |
I'm coming, Eva. |
| 01:08:39 |
Pull the switch! |
| 01:08:43 |
And here comes |
| 01:09:17 |
What a menagerie |
| 01:09:27 |
Take a good look, world, |
| 01:09:32 |
Only one Evil Invention left. |
| 01:09:36 |
Time for my crowning achievement. |
| 01:09:39 |
Pull the switch! |
| 01:10:00 |
Thas Dr. Schadenfreude's invention? |
| 01:10:09 |
Eva? |
| 01:10:11 |
Let the battle begin. |
| 01:10:14 |
No. |
| 01:10:17 |
The sun'll come out |
| 01:10:24 |
Tomorrow |
| 01:10:27 |
Hold on! |
| 01:10:29 |
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... |
| 01:10:35 |
And winning! |
| 01:10:37 |
There'll be sun! |
| 01:10:41 |
Let me through! |
| 01:10:44 |
You made her? |
| 01:10:45 |
Hey, here's the genius |
| 01:10:48 |
Just thinking about |
| 01:10:52 |
Tomorrow |
| 01:10:55 |
Clears away the cobwebs |
| 01:10:59 |
And the sorrow |
| 01:11:02 |
Till there's none |
| 01:11:11 |
Eva, Eva! |
| 01:11:16 |
And wait! |
| 01:11:19 |
I just stick out my chin and grin |
| 01:11:22 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:11:26 |
Oh! |
| 01:11:33 |
She's almost at her big finish! |
| 01:11:35 |
And if we don't destroy |
| 01:11:50 |
The sun'll come out tomorrow |
| 01:11:53 |
So you gotta hang on |
| 01:11:55 |
Leave |
| 01:11:57 |
destroying his enemies |
| 01:12:03 |
I can't believe |
| 01:12:07 |
What are you doing in |
| 01:12:09 |
I was about to ask you |
| 01:12:13 |
Malby? Whas the meaning of this? |
| 01:12:15 |
This means you're through. |
| 01:12:23 |
Hey you unhand him. |
| 01:12:26 |
He's your new king. |
| 01:12:29 |
And if you have a problem with that |
| 01:12:30 |
please take it up with the head |
| 01:12:32 |
who's the big monster over there. |
| 01:12:36 |
Majesty. |
| 01:12:39 |
There's gotta be a faster way |
| 01:12:42 |
We're all going to die! Except you! |
| 01:12:45 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:12:58 |
Tomorrow |
| 01:13:05 |
Tomorrow |
| 01:13:08 |
I love ya |
| 01:13:11 |
Tomorrow |
| 01:13:12 |
She's going to take |
| 01:13:17 |
You're always a day... |
| 01:13:24 |
Wait! This isn't you. |
| 01:13:28 |
I did create you to be evil. |
| 01:13:30 |
I'm sorry I lied to you. |
| 01:13:36 |
Is just a role. |
| 01:13:39 |
Yes, she does! You're an Igor. |
| 01:13:44 |
No. Everyone has |
| 01:13:47 |
but we choose whether or not to use it. |
| 01:13:51 |
And as someone I love once said, |
| 01:13:54 |
"Is better to be a good nobody |
| 01:14:30 |
I'm not evil. |
| 01:14:34 |
I'm Eva. |
| 01:14:37 |
That is the correct answer. |
| 01:14:39 |
Igor, I felt like |
| 01:14:44 |
We all were. |
| 01:14:45 |
Wait! Whas happening? |
| 01:14:48 |
The end of Malaria's |
| 01:14:51 |
Camera 2! |
| 01:14:53 |
Oh! Excellent. |
| 01:14:57 |
For generations, Klng Malbert |
| 01:14:59 |
by creating the clouds |
| 01:15:03 |
He lied to us! |
| 01:15:05 |
We trusted him and he lied to us. |
| 01:15:07 |
He tricked us into thinking |
| 01:15:11 |
But we don't! |
| 01:15:15 |
None of us do. |
| 01:15:21 |
This is outrageous! |
| 01:15:23 |
Where's his proof? |
| 01:15:28 |
I demand to see... |
| 01:15:35 |
Oops! |
| 01:15:38 |
I'm sure he's fine. |
| 01:15:40 |
Long live King Schadenfreude! |
| 01:15:43 |
King Malbert the liar is dead! |
| 01:15:45 |
Long live King Schadenfreude! |
| 01:15:47 |
Everybody say, "Long live..." |
| 01:15:52 |
Well, that was a short reign. |
| 01:15:56 |
Hey, fellas, I'm single again! |
| 01:16:00 |
No more pills. |
| 01:16:04 |
They can't see what I really look like. |
| 01:16:09 |
My evil days are over! |
| 01:16:11 |
From here on out, |
| 01:16:14 |
by my manager/boyfriend. |
| 01:16:23 |
Eva! Eva! Eva! |
| 01:16:27 |
Eva Eva! Eva! |
| 01:16:42 |
President Igor, |
| 01:16:44 |
will pants continue to be |
| 01:16:48 |
as they were under the |
| 01:16:50 |
What? What? No. |
| 01:16:53 |
Why is everything about pants with you? |
| 01:16:56 |
There you have it. |
| 01:16:59 |
The tough, pants-related |
| 01:17:04 |
Pickles. |
| 01:17:09 |
Cocoas Strudel! |
| 01:17:14 |
Mmm-hmm! |
| 01:17:16 |
Yuck! |
| 01:17:20 |
Pick me up at 7:00. |
| 01:17:27 |
Hey Scamper, |
| 01:17:29 |
No. Go away. |
| 01:17:30 |
Hans, you're wearing this backwards. |
| 01:17:35 |
Les switch this around. |
| 01:17:38 |
So, what do you do? |
| 01:17:40 |
I'm a genius. What do you do, mister? |
| 01:17:46 |
I'm sorry I'm late. |
| 01:17:47 |
I left your opening night gift |
| 01:17:50 |
Oh, my necklace! |
| 01:17:52 |
Look inside. |
| 01:17:58 |
Oh, my gosh. |
| 01:18:00 |
You're really gonna make this? |
| 01:18:02 |
Yeah. And if it doesn't work out, |
| 01:18:09 |
Is a big step, |
| 01:18:11 |
Come on, after living |
| 01:18:14 |
everything will seem like a breeze. |
| 01:18:25 |
I can see clearly |
| 01:18:33 |
I can see all obstacles in my way |
| 01:18:41 |
Gone are the dark clouds |
| 01:18:47 |
Is going to be a bright, |
| 01:18:55 |
Is going to be a bright, |
| 01:19:03 |
Is going to be a bright, |
| 01:19:09 |
|
| 01:19:10 |
I got a pocket |
| 01:19:11 |
I got a love and I know |
| 01:19:13 |
Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:19:18 |
Do what you want |
| 01:19:20 |
Sticks and stones are |
| 01:19:22 |
Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:19:26 |
Take me away |
| 01:19:28 |
A secret place |
| 01:19:30 |
A sweet escape |
| 01:19:32 |
Take me away |
| 01:19:34 |
Take me away |
| 01:19:37 |
To better days |
| 01:19:39 |
Take me away |
| 01:19:41 |
A hiding place |
| 01:19:44 |
I got a pocket |
| 01:19:46 |
I got a love and I know |
| 01:19:48 |
Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:19:49 |
Got a pocket full of sunshine |
| 01:19:51 |
Got a love and I know |
| 01:19:53 |
Do what you want |
| 01:19:55 |
Sticks and stones are |
| 01:19:57 |
Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:19:59 |
Never gonna shake me |
| 01:20:01 |
I got a pocket |
| 01:20:03 |
I got a love and I know |
| 01:20:06 |
Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:20:10 |
Wish that you could |
| 01:20:12 |
Or do anything you can to control me |
| 01:20:14 |
Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:20:17 |
You can't control me |
| 01:20:18 |
Take me away |
| 01:20:20 |
A secret place |
| 01:20:22 |
A sweet escape |
| 01:20:25 |
Take me away |
| 01:20:27 |
Take me away |
| 01:20:29 |
To better days |
| 01:20:31 |
Take me away |
| 01:20:33 |
A hiding place |
| 01:20:35 |
There's a place that I go |
| 01:20:40 |
Where the rivers flow |
| 01:20:44 |
And there's no more lies |
| 01:20:49 |
And nobody cries |
| 01:20:55 |
Take me away |
| 01:20:57 |
A secret place |
| 01:20:59 |
A sweet escape |
| 01:21:02 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:04 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:06 |
To better days |
| 01:21:08 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:10 |
A hiding place |
| 01:21:13 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:15 |
A secret place |
| 01:21:17 |
To better days |
| 01:21:19 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:21 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:24 |
To better days |
| 01:21:26 |
Take me away |
| 01:21:28 |
A hiding place |
| 01:21:36 |
The sun is on my side |
| 01:21:40 |
I smile up to the sky |
