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Ile Wazy Kon Trojanski How Much Does the Trojan Horse Weigh
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Present, co-funded by |
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...a Juliusz Machulski film. |
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HOW MUCH |
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Starring. |
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Passenger Zosia Radecka... |
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- Where's Ticket Office 10? |
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Repeat Passenger Radecka, age 40... |
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It's me. |
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- Excuse me? |
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Age 40? |
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- Excuse me? |
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- None of your business. |
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A surprise for you |
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Blow them out, please. |
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You kidding? |
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May she live |
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Costume Designer. |
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Makeup. |
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Sound. |
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Music. |
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Edited by. |
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Production Managers. |
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Kuba! |
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Executive Producer. |
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Florka? Kuba! |
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Coproducers. |
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Director of Photography. |
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Producer. |
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To be quite blunt? |
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I can't take it any more. |
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We must change the bedroom |
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May she live |
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We made a deal: |
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- Mom... |
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Beautiful! |
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- Well then... |
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- Is it different? |
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- Yesterday. |
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But let's not talk |
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Not about my age. |
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When I was your age... |
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...my today's seemed ancient. |
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No. Every day in every way |
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When I turned 20, I promised myself |
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...and jump off the Eiffel Tower. |
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But then I jump after you... |
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...and take you to the restaurant |
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- That's where James Bond landed? |
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And what's its name? |
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- Jules Verne. |
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- You couldn't've managed. |
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You have to book a table |
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I know the maDtre d'. |
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- What's his name? |
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You local idiot, |
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would you like to see |
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The local cretin replied, |
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...since I'm in love with |
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- I can't stand it. Stop or I'll puke. |
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Dad, how much did |
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- Empty or with the crew inside? |
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That's what we need. |
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Gerberas? I never like |
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It's no truck |
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Good. |
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I'm happy to have found you. |
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Zosia, many happy |
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What a murderous memory? |
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I wish you... Since |
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...good health, |
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- Thank you. |
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Hi, Kuba! |
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How pale you are. |
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You should go out |
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- Sure. Hi, Darek. |
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A bit in a hurry... |
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You shouldn't have bothered |
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I've just come to take her. |
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Grandma's dying to see you. |
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Can't Grandma put that off? |
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I can't tomorrow - |
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I put the hunt off especially |
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How lucky I am. |
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You can always call |
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A permission for an audience. |
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I'll drive with Dad, |
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Sure. |
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- And I'll tell him... |
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By the way can I take |
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Great. They're ready. |
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- Well, how's school? |
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Got good grades? The 5th grade |
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- I'm in the 6th. |
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Yeah. |
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- Zosia, how about a comeback? |
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We make such a beautiful family. |
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- Mom's has a husband already. |
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Excuse me? |
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- Kuba and I paid you off long ago. |
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Thanks. They're changing |
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- So... Let's go. |
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And it's gonna drag... |
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So many years after the divorce, |
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- You are. |
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Florka. |
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Dad, I got to tell you |
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First, let me see if they're |
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I'm awfully sorry for |
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...for not having met you earlier, |
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...but must be shared |
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You think that our natural daughter |
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Since I live with Kuba |
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I'd like my name |
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You're stabbing me |
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I also bring you up... |
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- What happened? |
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I swear I've never... |
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And into the pit |
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I wish he'd broken his neck. |
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He might've broken his leg |
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So the name change |
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Florka asked Darek to agree |
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Not to change, |
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She's going to high school. |
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So she wouldn't like to explain |
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Her name would be. |
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Albrecht after Darek |
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When she told him that, |
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You're proof that God or at least |
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Me? Why? |
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You freed yourself from a tyrant |
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whom your daughter |
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- What happened to your eye? |
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- I bumped against the cabinet. |
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- You should have him... |
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Away with this number! |
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Outta here. |
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- Bye. |
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Hold your own on this birthday. |
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Happy New Year. Bye. |
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That SOB batters her. |
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Unbelievable. |
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And they could never |
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I remember the day |
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Isn't your name day |
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Must be, because it's today. |
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I must've... Gotten lost. |
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I'm looking for |
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- It's two blocks away from here. |
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You are having a class |
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No big deal |
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And she fell into the trap. |
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How come you remember |
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- I have a good episodic memory. |
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Concerned with my own |
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Hi, Grandma. |
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B. November 11, 1918, |
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...a. K. A. Wasp, |
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So... I've turned 40. |
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I sometimes miss you badly. |
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Thank you for everything... |
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...as I know you're watching |
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I wish Florka had |
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...and you had met Kuba. |
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How much does |
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There was an English |
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Forty? |
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- How do you know? |
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- My age's none of your business. |
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Oh, I'm awfully sorry. |
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What an encounter! |
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- What're you doing tonight? |
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- What's this tube? |
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I have one for you too, |
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- Will you come along? |
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- What flowers? |
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He's left for two weeks. |
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Posh, isn't it. |
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- You like it? |
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He lives the life of Reilly. |
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No idea. A big bundle. |
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You really would like |
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With you? |
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Under the bridge? |
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I like open spaces |
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Water flowers? |
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Zosia, I've cheated |
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Kuba! |
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What? |
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Your birthday present |
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Good heavens... |
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You had the money? |
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I'd been saving for a long time, |
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And the Russians |
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...have bought the copyright |
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You secretive asshole. |
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I can withdraw the advance. |
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Not on your life! |
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How did you know |
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I know you a little. |
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Folks! It's today! |
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- Aren't you scared? |
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- The millennium! |
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It's coming along! Tonight |
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Mostly computers. |
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Zosia and Kuba! |
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In fact, the new millennium |
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And 2000 is the last year |
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But everything's going |
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That's media hysterics, only to have |
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- Nothing's going to happen? |
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The last time was |
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Ever had presents like: |
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- Worse. |
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Wanna hear why I didn't |
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- Cause you learned to read and write? |
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I've never told |
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You can tell us. |
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- Since I was a frail boy... |
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Ten... I wanted very much |
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...and asked mom and dad |
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- What? |
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And they bought me... One. |
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How come? |
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Mom must've thought... |
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"Two at a time |
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We'll buy him one |
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But you can't exercise |
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I never got the other one. |
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You were |
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Had he really wanted to have |
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- You know how obstinate he is? |
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Florka, I got |
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Attention! Close your eyes. |
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- Attention... |
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Not only you |
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Come, |
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Kuba has bought it |
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You can spoil |
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We'll hang the Polish |
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Hi, Mom. |
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I've been calling you... |
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- Why didn't you try my cell? |
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May you live to be a hundred. |
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No, thank you. |
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How can you? |
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We have a New Year Eve's |
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Something's bound to happen. |
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They said on TV about special |
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It's food for morons... |
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...only to have everyone |
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- Where did you get it? |
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I'm a moron, then. |
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Cause you got excited |
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- What if you lose your money? |
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Didn't I offer my wishes! |
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But I'm not, Mom. |
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- We'll see, then. |
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Love. Bye. |
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How many times did I tell you |
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You used to wear this once? |
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Once. Take it off |
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- Don't keep it. Donate to the poor. |
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- Take it off. |
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Don't get my goat! |
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- with the party the same day! |
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- It's holidays. |
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- Which? |
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Show me. Certainly not! |
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- What have you done, Mom? |
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Don't you ever tear mementos. |
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When will you take off |
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We really ignore the party? |
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Yes. Go to bed, come on. |
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Tomorrow's another day |
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Mom's right. Bye, bye. |
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I told Grandma I wish |
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We could've been 15 |
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We're lucky |
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It might've been |
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You could not |
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- Or you me? |
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You creep! How could you |
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Not at all! You are |
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I'll lift my eyelids |
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You want to go under |
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Wouldn't you like |
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Repeat: You're |
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Folks! We really ignore it? |
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On the double! |
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Two minutes! |
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I can't without makeup |
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The new one is next year. |
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- Mom, please! |
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One minute left! |
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Quick, quick. |
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...5, 4, 3, 2, 1, zero! |
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Two thousand! |
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All the best. May this year |
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...and not necessarily |
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She's asleep. |
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Thank you we are finally |
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No problemo, Chief. |
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Get ready. I'll be back |
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Come back and do it. |
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Well, not so bad! |
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The new millennium. |
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The commie times are over... |
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...but Lenin's perennially alive |
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You've been smoking? |
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How did you get here? |
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Why waking me up? |
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What's your business here. |
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- What piss off? |
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- What Kuba? |
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What're you doing |
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In your bed? |
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What Kuba? Aren't you hiding |
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It's a dream. |
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Sleep! Sleep! |
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It's a dream all right. |
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What about making |
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We'll talk about it |
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What a nightmare I've had. |
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All right. |
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Fuck such dreams. |
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Kuba! Make me coffee! |
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Oh, darn it, I've lost |
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Kuba! Florka! Wish |
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We're happy to move out |
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It's just running up and down, |
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I see better without them. |
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How did you behave |
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You bashed my nose! |
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- Oh, fuck! |
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Jaruzelski's plans are |
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Why interested in Jaruzelski |
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That's what I needed! |
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So did I? I wanted a wife |
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...so I got one! |
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Why are you yelling at me? |
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Why should I make you |
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Sometimes you could've |
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What happened, darling? |
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I hope you'll have gotten |
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Tad, wife, and the Swedes |
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This dinner may set us well |
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- Try your best, please. |
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Thank you for taking |
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I've been cutting this deal. |
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...for half a year and you |
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Oh, Jesus! |
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Aren't you going |
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No, I'll take a day off. |
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Very good. You want |
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I fuck receptions! |
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Go ahead and I'll go to |
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...could take a day off |
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- Call me in case... |
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Cell? My office may not |
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...but it's certainly |
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No! It can't be true! |
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A very realistic nightmare! |
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Lmpossible, impossible... |
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No... Possible. |
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The fucking Groundhog Day! |
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I wish I'd wanted to be |
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Florka. |
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Not a minute longer... |
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- Hello. |
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- Any vacancies? |
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- Then a single if possible. |
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- One night? |
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Or maybe the next two... |
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- Your ID, please. |
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- But you're registered in Warsaw! |
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- I can't check you in. |
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- You kidding? |
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- These are the rules. |
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Of course, but |
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- I even know how long! |
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Two years and... |
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...twenty days. |
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Then welcome in two years |
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Sexy glasses. |
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Marks, dollars, bonds... |
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What? |
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Get lost, man! |
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Kuba, where are you? |
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- Hi. |
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We're at variance, |
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- At variance? Over what? |
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What have you done |
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Grown, cut? |
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Oh, many happy returns |
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Name day, shname day. |
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You don't say? |
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- Only 10 years too late. |
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Ten years? |
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- You've known him for five! |
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I wanted at the hotel, but forgot |
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I'll find something tomorrow. |
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What're you talking about? |
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- In my room or with Grandma? |
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Good Mom is here. |
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Grandma? |
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Zosia! Come to me, |
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Many happy returns |
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- My dear Grandma! |
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What's wrong? |
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I'm so happy to see you. |
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It's no good you just |
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If he wasn't honest with you, |
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...if you're sure |
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In my times women often |
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After all, they're men. |
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Grandma, times have changed. |
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- Most important, I don't love him. |
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Yes. |
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You want to be with him |
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Yes. |
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- Is he married? |
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What is, then? |
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I'll meet him in 8 years. |
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In 8 years... |
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...and you love him already? |
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Yes, he's the love |
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I see. |
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You're the only one |
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Promise you won't |
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Promise. |
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I know my future life, the next |
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You do? How come? |
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I've lived through them. |
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Interesting... |
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I was in bed with Kuba |
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...and left for the bathroom |
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On my return it was '87, |
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whom I don't love, and Kuba, |
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I'd dissuaded you from |
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...but today I advice, |
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...and know all about him, |
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Something |
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Nothing can! |
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I can't be with Darek |
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What remedy? |
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To enter the room before |
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But I can't change his mindset. |
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Darek's a guy who |
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Aren't you jumping |
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What would you do |
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If there was a time warp? |
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I'd certainly try to |
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I wouldn't move out |
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It's your home. |
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It's so good you're here. |
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- Teresa, you're here... |
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- Outta here. Bye. |
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- May I date you some day? |
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You're married, but no wedding |
| 00:35:00 |
Warm, warm. |
| 00:35:03 |
"Personal Attraction |
| 00:35:05 |
...till Emotional Attachments... " |
| 00:35:08 |
Who wrote it? |
| 00:35:10 |
"Social Psychology" by Aronson, |
| 00:35:12 |
I'll sure read it. |
| 00:35:16 |
Sure. But I have |
| 00:35:18 |
I'm making a genuine |
| 00:35:20 |
Dad's brought from a business trip. |
| 00:35:24 |
It is because it's today! |
| 00:35:28 |
The pralines! Teresa! |
| 00:35:39 |
Excuse me, |
| 00:35:42 |
I'm looking for |
| 00:35:46 |
Sociology is on Karowa St. |
| 00:35:48 |
Open up! |
| 00:35:49 |
I'm not disturbing, I hope. |
| 00:35:52 |
A little. Goodbye. Go now. |
| 00:36:11 |
You aren't too polite. |
| 00:36:13 |
I know what I'm doing. |
| 00:36:15 |
You crazy? |
| 00:36:17 |
I'm so happy we'll be |
| 00:36:20 |
In 10 years, we'll set up |
| 00:36:23 |
- And me? |
| 00:36:25 |
OK, OK... |
| 00:37:23 |
How do I find Kuba? |
| 00:37:33 |
And why me? |
| 00:38:09 |
Please be seated. |
| 00:38:20 |
You know what's the best |
| 00:38:24 |
Communism. |
| 00:38:27 |
The fact that it's over here. |
| 00:38:36 |
- You've flipped out? |
| 00:38:42 |
Are you writing poems? |
| 00:38:45 |
- You do. |
| 00:38:48 |
If you like to eat, |
| 00:38:51 |
- If you'd warned me. |
| 00:39:01 |
Zosia! I'm sorry. I clean forgot. |
| 00:39:05 |
It's your name day today. |
| 00:39:09 |
All because |
| 00:39:10 |
You know how important |
| 00:39:13 |
The Svensons are looking |
| 00:39:16 |
...to set up Ikea there. |
| 00:39:22 |
It may be a gold mine |
| 00:39:25 |
I'll celebrate your name |
| 00:39:29 |
- What is it, anyway? |
| 00:39:34 |
I will if you prepare the dinner. |
| 00:39:38 |
Why? This is my home. |
| 00:39:43 |
Tomorrow? Give me |
| 00:39:47 |
I must get the folks |
| 00:39:50 |
Will you leave |
| 00:39:52 |
Just make the dinner. |
| 00:39:55 |
- There's nothing in the house. |
| 00:39:59 |
Kabanosy, smoked sirloin, |
| 00:40:02 |
You know what it took? |
| 00:40:04 |
Tickets to that film festival, |
| 00:40:07 |
...for bikes for the twins |
| 00:40:10 |
Now I have access |
| 00:40:13 |
...all year round from the back! |
| 00:40:17 |
I'll make the dinner. |
| 00:40:20 |
My sweet... |
| 00:40:25 |
And some good advice: |
| 00:40:27 |
...about your holidays |
| 00:40:29 |
Come on, Zosia. I know |
| 00:40:35 |
It's a first class dinner. |
| 00:40:37 |
I haven't eaten kabanosy |
| 00:40:40 |
The last dinner I'm |
| 00:40:42 |
I understand you. I'd like to suddenly |
| 00:40:46 |
...and flee for ever. |
| 00:40:49 |
- What's that, a modern kind of joke? |
| 00:40:53 |
But it's irresponsible. |
| 00:40:55 |
And how! I'll do it too. |
| 00:40:58 |
What's this meeting in the house? |
| 00:41:09 |
Lars's congratulations on having |
| 00:41:12 |
He's happy we'll be |
| 00:41:15 |
So am I! All the best! |
| 00:41:18 |
We Poles and the Swedes |
| 00:41:20 |
We had a common king, |
| 00:41:28 |
I'll tell you about |
| 00:41:35 |
Ten years ago. |
| 00:41:37 |
...in Oaxen Skargardskrog |
| 00:41:40 |
Go ahead! |
| 00:41:42 |
With Tadeusz here. |
| 00:41:45 |
we'd been going on holidays |
| 00:41:49 |
Vodka, cigarettes, barter. |
| 00:41:53 |
- He had a Fiat 125p. |
| 00:41:56 |
And I, a Polish trailer. |
| 00:42:02 |
It was more difficult |
| 00:42:05 |
- In 1977... |
| 00:42:09 |
The holidays - in jeopardy. |
| 00:42:11 |
And the possible pay |
| 00:42:15 |
My entrepreneurial gene |
| 00:42:24 |
Tadeusz tows me in |
| 00:42:27 |
where he parks it on the ferry. |
| 00:42:29 |
Having made friends |
| 00:42:32 |
I had him tow me to |
| 00:42:37 |
And the next two months |
| 00:42:41 |
But in a cultured way, of course. |
| 00:42:44 |
But in a cultured way. |
| 00:42:46 |
Before I knew it, all |
| 00:42:48 |
...and I was left in |
| 00:42:52 |
- The fall semester had already begun... |
| 00:42:58 |
I reported to the police |
| 00:43:01 |
"Lmpossible," they say. |
| 00:43:04 |
That convinced them |
| 00:43:08 |
They didn't even ask |
| 00:43:10 |
...and started looking for |
| 00:43:14 |
I stayed at the hotel, |
| 00:43:18 |
Finally, they found |
| 00:43:21 |
Soon the cops came, |
| 00:43:24 |
...and suggested that they |
| 00:43:27 |
So I sat at ease, |
| 00:43:29 |
while a police Volvo |
| 00:43:33 |
A senior officer apologized: |
| 00:43:35 |
...in my 30 years |
| 00:43:39 |
I was waiting in Swinoujscie |
| 00:43:42 |
My only holidays abroad |
| 00:43:54 |
Lars wants to get it right. |
| 00:43:57 |
Did the police look |
| 00:43:59 |
Not at all! |
| 00:44:02 |
Why did they look, then? |
| 00:44:04 |
It boggled the suckers' minds |
| 00:44:14 |
Did you deceive the police |
| 00:44:18 |
- That never was? |
| 00:44:23 |
Lars says it's not funny. |
| 00:44:26 |
No? |
| 00:44:33 |
Shall we meet alone |
| 00:44:36 |
- With pleasure. |
| 00:44:39 |
Why? You'll do |
| 00:44:41 |
- How about tomorrow? |
| 00:44:44 |
Bye. Take care. |
| 00:44:49 |
Thank you, Darek. |
| 00:44:51 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:44:54 |
Good bye. |
| 00:44:55 |
Everything was delicious. |
| 00:44:59 |
It was nice. Bye. Take care. |
| 00:45:09 |
Thanks, Zosia. Svenson has |
| 00:45:13 |
We got the deal closed, huh? |
| 00:45:15 |
We don't. Your wasteland |
| 00:45:17 |
How come? Lomianki - |
| 00:45:20 |
IKEA will be in Janki. |
| 00:45:24 |
In Lom-janki. |
| 00:45:33 |
I've invited you for coffee, |
| 00:45:36 |
we'll be the best |
| 00:45:38 |
I don't make friends easily. |
| 00:45:40 |
But I know it'll pan out. |
| 00:45:45 |
I always liked you of all the wives |
| 00:45:49 |
I didn't, |
| 00:45:51 |
You are worthier |
| 00:45:56 |
No matter how resistant |
| 00:45:58 |
...it's nice to hear, anyway. |
| 00:46:00 |
Since we're friends, tell me |
| 00:46:08 |
What a question? |
| 00:46:13 |
Even if I did, |
| 00:46:16 |
A friend to a friend? |
| 00:46:18 |
- Then we're friends already? |
| 00:46:21 |
Would you if you knew |
| 00:46:23 |
Of, course! |
| 00:46:25 |
You don't tell such things. |
| 00:46:27 |
Deep down you're very unhappy. |
| 00:46:31 |
...and you still can't get over his fling |
| 00:46:35 |
How do you know? |
| 00:46:37 |
Even if I mumbled |
| 00:46:40 |
...it was long ago and untrue! |
| 00:46:44 |
Who does Darek |
| 00:46:47 |
I don't know! |
| 00:46:49 |
Find out from Tad. |
| 00:46:54 |
How can they serve |
| 00:46:57 |
In what, then? |
| 00:47:00 |
Waitress! |
| 00:47:04 |
In 10 years, it'll be |
| 00:47:09 |
In this cafØ? |
| 00:47:10 |
A Japanese style sushi restaurant. |
| 00:47:14 |
- Yuck! An abomination! |
| 00:47:17 |
- May I help you? |
| 00:47:23 |
So suddenly on May, 16, 1987 |
| 00:47:31 |
- Menu? |
| 00:47:34 |
I'll pay with cash. |
| 00:47:43 |
Oh, darn it, May 16... |
| 00:47:48 |
Bye. |
| 00:47:58 |
- Grandma? |
| 00:48:01 |
- Pack up! |
| 00:48:03 |
I'm taking |
| 00:48:05 |
Not to the seaside. |
| 00:48:10 |
I won't let you! |
| 00:48:12 |
We've put the seaside |
| 00:48:14 |
But a referral... So hard to get! |
| 00:48:18 |
- Where at the seaside? |
| 00:48:25 |
You'll go to the sanatorium. |
| 00:48:30 |
I'm not thinking |
| 00:48:32 |
What? |
| 00:48:35 |
- I think... |
| 00:48:39 |
What if I had a beer? |
| 00:48:50 |
This is OK, yes? |
| 00:48:52 |
A history major, I can't |
| 00:48:56 |
I... Paint chimneys... |
| 00:48:59 |
We have plenty of work. |
| 00:49:04 |
- You must've been active... |
| 00:49:06 |
Why did you set up |
| 00:49:09 |
We deluded ourselves |
| 00:49:12 |
- One can. |
| 00:49:14 |
Fuck everything, then! |
| 00:49:17 |
- we take Matt and leave. I won't... |
| 00:49:20 |
No! I can't tell you |
| 00:49:23 |
...but things will be better. |
| 00:49:26 |
- How long? |
| 00:49:47 |
Communist Party is |
| 00:50:24 |
I'm glad you're happy. |
| 00:50:29 |
The only bright |
| 00:50:32 |
- Jake, you like it? |
| 00:50:37 |
- Maybe this, then? |
| 00:50:40 |
Which one then? |
| 00:50:44 |
You can't decide. |
| 00:51:07 |
Sometimes I think |
| 00:51:09 |
...this future life, Kuba, Florka. |
| 00:51:14 |
- What Florka? |
| 00:51:18 |
Will I have Florka, |
| 00:51:23 |
- Are you pregnant? |
| 00:51:31 |
I'm not, dammit! |
| 00:51:35 |
If I want to have Florka... |
| 00:51:39 |
You'd rather wait for |
| 00:51:43 |
Yes! To have Florka with him. |
| 00:51:45 |
If what you say is true, |
| 00:51:51 |
What do I do, then? |
| 00:51:54 |
Polish president. |
| 00:51:59 |
Walesa. |
| 00:52:00 |
What Walesa? |
| 00:52:08 |
The 3rd necklace this week. |
| 00:52:11 |
But it's a bargain. |
| 00:52:14 |
This is |
| 00:52:16 |
We don't have money! |
| 00:52:17 |
- Then borrow. |
| 00:52:19 |
I want to have Florka, |
| 00:52:22 |
No way! |
| 00:52:25 |
Should I return to let |
| 00:52:29 |
You can't get pregnant |
| 00:52:33 |
God, what a lowlife... |
| 00:52:35 |
This will go with the dress |
| 00:52:39 |
Here. This is all I got. |
| 00:52:43 |
So we can leave home |
| 00:52:45 |
Stop always bickering |
| 00:52:48 |
Where do I take it from? |
| 00:52:50 |
Your account. |
| 00:52:55 |
You give up the necklace? |
| 00:52:58 |
Moment! |
| 00:53:43 |
The bus carrying patients |
| 00:53:47 |
...fell into a ditch. |
| 00:53:49 |
There are 15 injured. |
| 00:54:05 |
- Tea. |
| 00:54:17 |
Even if I met Kuba by accident, |
| 00:54:21 |
"Excuse me, sir, I'd like |
| 00:54:24 |
...as, in 9 years, we'll be |
| 00:54:27 |
It should be put |
| 00:54:30 |
Delicately? |
| 00:54:36 |
This trip was to be for you, |
| 00:54:41 |
Let's have fish. |
| 00:54:43 |
It may be in short supply here. |
| 00:54:45 |
At the seaside? |
| 00:54:48 |
If the Soviet Union had the Sahara, |
| 00:54:55 |
What's so funny about it? |
| 00:55:11 |
Careful, boy. You drive too fast. |
| 00:55:15 |
Name's Robert Kubica |
| 00:55:18 |
What're you doing, Rob? |
| 00:55:20 |
That's all right. |
| 00:55:23 |
I'd like to show you. |
| 00:55:25 |
...the 18th century bridge |
| 00:55:29 |
- Would you like? |
| 00:55:32 |
I like Sopot. |
| 00:55:42 |
Catch him! The SOB! |
| 00:55:49 |
But it's my bike. Help! |
| 00:55:53 |
What's going on there? |
| 00:55:55 |
- But it's my bike. |
| 00:55:59 |
- Hey, leave him alone? |
| 00:56:04 |
Get lost, it's our bike now. |
| 00:56:10 |
- Give the bike back to him. |
| 00:00:07 |
You bandit. |
| 00:00:14 |
Kuba! |
| 00:00:16 |
What happened? |
| 00:00:18 |
- Oh, Jesus! It was him! |
| 00:00:21 |
Kuba! |
| 00:00:22 |
Your Kuba? |
| 00:00:24 |
I didn't know |
| 00:00:26 |
How come in Sopot? |
| 00:00:29 |
- Grandma, forgive me, I have to run! |
| 00:01:06 |
Stop! |
| 00:01:08 |
Oh, darn it, crazy! |
| 00:01:10 |
Where's the other one? |
| 00:01:12 |
I took him to the station. |
| 00:01:14 |
- Was it Mr. Kuba Radecki? |
| 00:01:17 |
Where did you find him? |
| 00:01:19 |
- He stayed in the Writers' Retreat. |
| 00:01:25 |
A regular crazy. |
| 00:01:41 |
Excuse me. Did Mr. Kuba |
| 00:01:47 |
- Are you a member? |
| 00:01:49 |
Sorry, no information for strangers. |
| 00:01:55 |
- I need it very badly. |
| 00:01:58 |
...but I can't help, anyway. |
| 00:02:00 |
- You can! But you don't want to! |
| 00:02:05 |
Miss Róza, |
| 00:02:20 |
What a country. |
| 00:02:24 |
Secretive about anything. |
| 00:02:28 |
In 12 years, that is. |
| 00:02:30 |
- They didn't tell you? |
| 00:02:33 |
You must've botched it. |
| 00:02:46 |
- Will we be in the NATO? |
| 00:03:06 |
Hello... Excuse me. |
| 00:03:13 |
when a motorbike was |
| 00:03:16 |
The man in the back |
| 00:03:20 |
It may be important. |
| 00:03:22 |
My husband took one |
| 00:03:26 |
Thank you. His wife is |
| 00:03:29 |
...so we'll give her |
| 00:03:31 |
He may have trouble |
| 00:03:37 |
Yeah... But we can't help it. |
| 00:03:41 |
If it's somebody from Warsaw... |
| 00:03:46 |
He can take them to him. |
| 00:03:48 |
Yes? |
| 00:03:52 |
- I'll give you the address. |
| 00:04:00 |
No? |
| 00:04:05 |
22 Egejska St. |
| 00:04:07 |
Close to my place... |
| 00:04:09 |
Grandma, you're a genius. |
| 00:04:13 |
You may want to return |
| 00:04:25 |
I must walk the dog! |
| 00:04:27 |
Where's hello to you husband? |
| 00:04:30 |
You've never walked him. |
| 00:04:32 |
I must start it one day... |
| 00:04:34 |
The car to walk the dog? |
| 00:04:49 |
Come, come. |
| 00:04:59 |
Kuba used to have |
| 00:05:02 |
Embarrassed to walk it, |
| 00:05:05 |
Maybe we'll luck out. |
| 00:05:09 |
It's here. |
| 00:05:53 |
Aren't you exaggerating? |
| 00:05:55 |
You've been away for 3 days. |
| 00:05:58 |
You were to go away. |
| 00:05:59 |
- Should I vanish? |
| 00:06:01 |
We have to talk |
| 00:06:04 |
You don't like |
| 00:06:07 |
Let's think. Hmm. |
| 00:06:09 |
You smoke in bed, |
| 00:06:11 |
...ignore my opinion... |
| 00:06:12 |
Rather than a friend, |
| 00:06:15 |
I'm decent, respected, |
| 00:06:19 |
Your humors are becoming |
| 00:06:22 |
With a less tolerant guy... |
| 00:06:24 |
With a more tolerant - No humors. |
| 00:06:27 |
I wonder if there are any |
| 00:06:30 |
You do what you please! |
| 00:06:32 |
- For which I demand a bit of respect! |
| 00:06:35 |
- Why? |
| 00:06:42 |
You know your problem? |
| 00:06:48 |
Go to a shrink |
| 00:06:59 |
It will be cooler for you. |
| 00:07:01 |
You think your mistress |
| 00:07:05 |
I fuck it. |
| 00:07:20 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:07:35 |
Oh, Jesus! |
| 00:07:38 |
Goddammit! |
| 00:07:42 |
Jeanette, a hostess, 21. |
| 00:07:45 |
In Darek's bedsitter. |
| 00:07:47 |
She carries a thermos bottle after him |
| 00:07:50 |
DAREK had a bedsitter? |
| 00:07:53 |
Tad is not sure. Maybe |
| 00:07:59 |
I can't believe it hasn't |
| 00:08:02 |
- You aren't even emotional about it... |
| 00:08:06 |
When I make sure, |
| 00:08:09 |
Not home. Better my cell... |
| 00:08:15 |
How beautiful it'd be if every one |
| 00:08:20 |
- You call when you wish... |
| 00:08:24 |
I have the feeling it will |
| 00:08:27 |
- In Poland? In 110! |
| 00:08:33 |
"I can't give you much |
| 00:08:39 |
Cause I don't have enough! |
| 00:08:47 |
I can't give you much |
| 00:08:54 |
I'm so sorry... " |
| 00:08:56 |
"Charm that time's blunted |
| 00:09:01 |
Dream's not come true... |
| 00:09:09 |
A divided world, |
| 00:09:23 |
I like to watch fire... |
| 00:09:28 |
- I love you, Zosia. |
| 00:09:39 |
I like to watch fire... |
| 00:09:43 |
- I love you. |
| 00:09:48 |
How can you do it? |
| 00:09:51 |
You have an awful character. |
| 00:09:55 |
'Egoist is one who doesn't |
| 00:09:58 |
- And you cheat me to boot. |
| 00:10:01 |
Cheat on me! |
| 00:10:06 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:10:10 |
With whom? |
| 00:10:15 |
And why should I? |
| 00:10:17 |
Why? Because |
| 00:10:21 |
Who with? A list beginning |
| 00:10:24 |
- The asses you meet in the street? |
| 00:10:29 |
- Sure. It'll be in a year's time... |
| 00:10:33 |
By the way who's Kuba? |
| 00:10:36 |
Kuba is not. Not yet. |
| 00:10:40 |
You're not quite |
| 00:10:42 |
Your mom couldn't settle |
| 00:10:45 |
I was the fool not to have met |
| 00:10:49 |
- Girls warned me: A ladies' man... |
| 00:10:52 |
But I wanted to change you! |
| 00:10:57 |
Doesn't my love |
| 00:11:00 |
I don't betray you, haver no flings, |
| 00:11:05 |
But for the truth, |
| 00:11:06 |
- How do I prove it? |
| 00:11:09 |
But don't worry. |
| 00:11:13 |
You'll stay with that slut |
| 00:11:16 |
I'll meet Kuba... |
| 00:11:21 |
By saying so |
| 00:11:25 |
What Florka? |
| 00:11:28 |
Our daughter Florka. |
| 00:11:32 |
Are you pregnant? |
| 00:11:38 |
She was to be Karen! |
| 00:11:39 |
Actually, I'm not pregnant. |
| 00:11:43 |
You aren't pregnant. |
| 00:11:48 |
Do you want... |
| 00:11:52 |
I want Florka. |
| 00:11:54 |
All right, let her be Florka. |
| 00:12:03 |
So you love me, yes? |
| 00:12:07 |
So you won't go! |
| 00:12:17 |
Zbysiu! Hi, pal! |
| 00:12:22 |
I get awfully lost. |
| 00:12:24 |
I've cleared everything |
| 00:12:27 |
She is wise and understands |
| 00:12:31 |
Till tomorrow. Bye. |
| 00:12:38 |
Kuba, Florka, |
| 00:12:40 |
- In the kitchen. |
| 00:12:44 |
No. Oxygen in this water |
| 00:12:48 |
...and the bacteria |
| 00:12:51 |
- Careful, Kuba. |
| 00:12:54 |
Except the whereabouts |
| 00:12:58 |
- What happened to it? |
| 00:13:02 |
- Does it hurt? |
| 00:13:05 |
In Spain when the civil war |
| 00:13:08 |
...sent a part of their |
| 00:13:14 |
- To the Russkies? |
| 00:13:16 |
Crazy? |
| 00:13:17 |
They thought it'd be |
| 00:13:19 |
- They were to get tanks. |
| 00:13:22 |
Not many tanks, |
| 00:13:25 |
The fourth biggest |
| 00:13:28 |
- What happened to it? |
| 00:13:31 |
- Who? |
| 00:13:35 |
- Watch out over there. |
| 00:13:42 |
Hey, Kuba! |
| 00:13:54 |
- Hello! |
| 00:14:10 |
Come! |
| 00:15:13 |
The story of the origin |
| 00:15:17 |
...if not banal, so to speak. |
| 00:15:20 |
While on holiday in Moscow... |
| 00:15:22 |
I was offered to make |
| 00:15:27 |
When an opportunity |
| 00:15:32 |
Odessa to filmmakers |
| 00:15:35 |
Why magic? |
| 00:15:38 |
Lzaak Babel, |
| 00:15:42 |
Eisenstein and The Battleship |
| 00:15:46 |
Was the film to be |
| 00:15:51 |
Yes, it's true. |
| 00:15:53 |
Why is it called differently? |
| 00:15:57 |
Answer it yourself. |
| 00:16:00 |
Any other questions? |
| 00:16:04 |
When it comes to Odessa, |
| 00:16:07 |
In 1936, during the civil war, |
| 00:16:12 |
...deposited its gold reserves, |
| 00:16:17 |
The gold never returned to Spain. |
| 00:16:24 |
The question is certainly |
| 00:16:27 |
Excuse me, what paper |
| 00:16:31 |
Gazeta Wyborcza. |
| 00:16:33 |
Never heard of... |
| 00:16:38 |
Due to a time warp, |
| 00:16:41 |
Thank you, Ms... |
| 00:16:44 |
Mr. Skucha, please! |
| 00:16:45 |
I'd like to say hello |
| 00:16:49 |
I admire your scripts! |
| 00:16:52 |
Errr... it's nice. |
| 00:16:56 |
I've only penned one, |
| 00:16:59 |
Since I have the floor... |
| 00:17:03 |
why aren't you in Canada |
| 00:17:07 |
I'm leaving next week... |
| 00:17:11 |
I know a lot about you! |
| 00:17:17 |
...and I'd like you |
| 00:17:24 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:17:27 |
...that a cooperation |
| 00:17:30 |
...is very important |
| 00:17:32 |
...a chance for |
| 00:17:36 |
Is this supposed |
| 00:17:38 |
Don't you see what |
| 00:17:40 |
...have done to this country, |
| 00:17:44 |
Shortage of butter? No butter |
| 00:17:49 |
In 10 years we'll have butter so |
| 00:17:53 |
Yes? And the situation |
| 00:17:58 |
Even worse. A lot of meat, |
| 00:18:02 |
...because of the mad cow |
| 00:18:06 |
I've been to Moscow and the DDR. |
| 00:18:12 |
It won't fall apart |
| 00:18:15 |
Just like this lock! |
| 00:18:17 |
Thank you. You've |
| 00:18:20 |
The pay is 1,200 zloty. |
| 00:18:24 |
There'll be butter and meat, |
| 00:18:28 |
What else will there be? |
| 00:18:30 |
Freedom, but nobody |
| 00:18:34 |
- Good bye, ma'am. |
| 00:18:41 |
- Sweetie... |
| 00:18:44 |
Will you buy your |
| 00:18:49 |
May be second hand? |
| 00:19:05 |
- What is it? |
| 00:19:08 |
Your drain must've burst, |
| 00:19:11 |
What drain? Moment. |
| 00:19:18 |
It's dry in here. |
| 00:19:20 |
Maybe under the bathtub? |
| 00:19:24 |
Let him take a look |
| 00:19:29 |
All right. Moment. |
| 00:19:32 |
Cover yourself. |
| 00:19:36 |
Coming! |
| 00:19:43 |
What drain? |
| 00:19:48 |
This. |
| 00:19:52 |
Now you know why |
| 00:19:54 |
- It's not what you think! |
| 00:19:57 |
I love you for sure. |
| 00:19:59 |
You have your clothes |
| 00:20:01 |
Don't try to come back. |
| 00:20:04 |
Bravo! Bravo! |
| 00:20:09 |
How could you do that |
| 00:20:12 |
Some kind of curio city! |
| 00:20:15 |
Curiosity rather. |
| 00:20:20 |
Have you given it |
| 00:20:22 |
Yes, I have a week before |
| 00:20:26 |
- What if you don't make it? |
| 00:20:30 |
Marta has a friend in |
| 00:20:33 |
- And the money? |
| 00:20:37 |
You're in such despair? |
| 00:20:41 |
- So he's finally noticed you. |
| 00:20:45 |
But I can't go the whole hog. |
| 00:20:50 |
Why don't you have |
| 00:20:54 |
He may believe it? |
| 00:20:56 |
Do you believe me? |
| 00:21:00 |
I think you don't, |
| 00:21:04 |
Oh, here it is! |
| 00:21:33 |
May I help you? |
| 00:21:35 |
I've shut myself out. The keys, |
| 00:21:40 |
- You have no spare keys? |
| 00:21:47 |
There's a window |
| 00:21:49 |
Exactly. Upstairs... |
| 00:21:58 |
- Where are those keys? |
| 00:22:01 |
You're climbing into my house? |
| 00:22:05 |
You have my moped |
| 00:22:16 |
The salt for my mouth - |
| 00:22:23 |
A few shortcuts too |
| 00:22:28 |
No, no. Anything but that. |
| 00:22:29 |
I can't give you much |
| 00:22:35 |
Cause I don't have enough... |
| 00:22:40 |
- What're you doing? |
| 00:22:42 |
- No way. |
| 00:22:44 |
- You have the bedsitter. |
| 00:22:48 |
It's clear. |
| 00:22:51 |
I'm awfully sorry |
| 00:22:55 |
I want to apologize. |
| 00:22:56 |
Why flirting with Miss Jeanette? |
| 00:22:59 |
- Zosia! You don't know anything. |
| 00:23:06 |
How about going |
| 00:23:10 |
A romantic outing. |
| 00:23:14 |
I've rented a beauty of |
| 00:23:18 |
No, Darek. |
| 00:23:21 |
- I have nowhere to go. |
| 00:23:24 |
- They've given me notice to vacate! |
| 00:23:29 |
Give me the dog at least! |
| 00:23:32 |
From this place of such |
| 00:23:37 |
...in our history, we connect |
| 00:23:41 |
...in the Polish land |
| 00:23:47 |
Be it in schools, colleges, |
| 00:23:52 |
What we've been weighing |
| 00:24:02 |
- What're you looking for? |
| 00:24:05 |
Have you seen it |
| 00:24:08 |
In a drawer, I think. |
| 00:24:10 |
- Which? |
| 00:24:15 |
And this on top of all. |
| 00:24:18 |
...on a smaller outer scale, |
| 00:24:22 |
...maybe on a larger |
| 00:24:25 |
...and cannot return |
| 00:24:28 |
...that it cannot return its |
| 00:24:36 |
Why, this is live? |
| 00:24:38 |
Exactly, but I've heard it |
| 00:24:41 |
Now he'll say: |
| 00:24:46 |
Enough for today. |
| 00:24:50 |
You believe me now? |
| 00:26:08 |
- I got you! |
| 00:26:12 |
- You distracted me. |
| 00:26:15 |
- You talk all the time. |
| 00:26:19 |
I do. |
| 00:26:20 |
May I ask you for a while? |
| 00:26:27 |
- Let the kid sometimes win. |
| 00:26:32 |
- Lose once. Do it for me, OK? |
| 00:26:37 |
It is. Kids should be |
| 00:26:39 |
Ma'am psychologist, |
| 00:26:42 |
...psychologists make |
| 00:26:44 |
Don't argue. Lose. |
| 00:26:47 |
Once more? |
| 00:26:51 |
I don't promise. |
| 00:26:59 |
- A ticket to Zary. |
| 00:27:03 |
Transfer in Zielona Góra. |
| 00:27:20 |
Oh, it's you. |
| 00:27:23 |
We should stop meeting |
| 00:27:26 |
Yes? How should |
| 00:27:29 |
I had the feeling in |
| 00:27:34 |
Will you go along on |
| 00:27:38 |
- A younger lover is a tautology. |
| 00:27:41 |
In your case |
| 00:27:44 |
Yes? Maybe. Moron in |
| 00:27:48 |
- Where to, Pussy? |
| 00:27:54 |
I wanted to Kazimierz. So what? |
| 00:28:07 |
It's the wrong bus! |
| 00:28:10 |
I can't go along with. |
| 00:28:11 |
...someone who doesn't |
| 00:29:05 |
- Are YOU his wife? |
| 00:29:08 |
So... Please come on in. |
| 00:29:18 |
I will if that woman leaves. |
| 00:29:20 |
Errr... The lady is leaving. |
| 00:29:28 |
...the wife of a friend of |
| 00:29:31 |
Spare us the details. |
| 00:29:34 |
- I'll wait in the kitchen. |
| 00:29:43 |
Vodka? |
| 00:29:46 |
Yes, please! |
| 00:29:52 |
I've gone through |
| 00:30:03 |
Wonderful of you |
| 00:30:06 |
I couldn't think |
| 00:30:10 |
You should've decided |
| 00:30:13 |
It'd've been a romantic trip without |
| 00:30:27 |
Hush... You'll frighten |
| 00:30:30 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:30:35 |
Only the two of us. |
| 00:30:37 |
But two hunters came along. |
| 00:30:43 |
How do you know that |
| 00:30:48 |
How did you find me here? |
| 00:30:52 |
I know everything. Party |
| 00:30:57 |
You had to rent |
| 00:31:00 |
So you knew everything? |
| 00:31:04 |
Do you know the number |
| 00:31:08 |
Lt'd give me some advantage! |
| 00:31:16 |
Are you drinking vodka? |
| 00:31:20 |
You astound me! |
| 00:31:23 |
It's just the beginning. |
| 00:31:32 |
You came as you hadn't |
| 00:31:36 |
So you love me |
| 00:31:49 |
I love only you, Kuba. |
| 00:33:40 |
Pregnancy test, please. |
| 00:33:42 |
What do you want? |
| 00:33:44 |
A test to check if |
| 00:33:47 |
You see it if |
| 00:33:50 |
Oh, darn it. I forget |
| 00:33:52 |
- Benighted? |
| 00:33:56 |
Backward? |
| 00:34:11 |
Lawyer's Office. |
| 00:34:24 |
All right... Now one of those |
| 00:34:30 |
Shoot. |
| 00:34:32 |
When did you stop |
| 00:34:40 |
What's the best answer? |
| 00:34:42 |
The truth. |
| 00:34:45 |
Since your emotional |
| 00:34:55 |
It should've been |
| 00:35:00 |
Put it down: 12 years ago. |
| 00:35:03 |
Yes, but you've been |
| 00:35:06 |
Yes. I always have |
| 00:35:10 |
Write we haven't been |
| 00:35:17 |
...for two and a half. |
| 00:35:22 |
You file for divorce |
| 00:35:28 |
No, it's all his fault. |
| 00:35:37 |
In the States, we'd take |
| 00:35:40 |
...but here I'll have to |
| 00:35:57 |
Zosia, |
| 00:36:05 |
Please let me in. |
| 00:36:09 |
I see you through the window |
| 00:36:15 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:36:19 |
Why have you taken the car? |
| 00:36:23 |
Open up or I'll shoot |
| 00:36:26 |
Hey! Calm down, |
| 00:36:30 |
I'm awfully sorry. |
| 00:36:32 |
My wife must've fallen asleep |
| 00:36:34 |
I know you're divorcing. |
| 00:36:37 |
Do it in a civilized way. |
| 00:36:42 |
Sorry. |
| 00:36:45 |
Since you know everything, |
| 00:36:52 |
In another life. |
| 00:37:08 |
- Zosia! |
| 00:37:09 |
Zosia, why here? |
| 00:37:12 |
Miss Babs, a pregnancy test |
| 00:37:16 |
Please wait. |
| 00:37:22 |
My boss doesn't get it that |
| 00:37:26 |
He tells me to terminate |
| 00:37:28 |
...because it's nothing doing. |
| 00:37:31 |
Let's not talk about it. |
| 00:37:33 |
- How are things? |
| 00:37:38 |
I don't envy you. |
| 00:37:43 |
Those partings, returns, |
| 00:37:46 |
In such a plight, you have to go out, |
| 00:37:51 |
Let's go to an Enamored Ball. |
| 00:37:55 |
To an Enamored Ball? |
| 00:37:58 |
Lt'd be an idea! |
| 00:38:02 |
I prefer guys, but my |
| 00:38:06 |
...and pays me no attention. |
| 00:38:08 |
Leave those stamps. |
| 00:38:10 |
A fine guy, occupied, |
| 00:38:15 |
What a pity... |
| 00:38:20 |
We seem to be the only |
| 00:38:23 |
That's the point. |
| 00:38:26 |
An Enamored Ball! |
| 00:38:29 |
Fantastic goods: Two married gals, |
| 00:38:33 |
Let's have a good time. |
| 00:38:38 |
Kebab, please. |
| 00:38:40 |
- We're short of... |
| 00:38:44 |
No more. How about |
| 00:38:46 |
And this? |
| 00:38:47 |
It's rare. I've put it |
| 00:38:50 |
Please give it to me! |
| 00:38:52 |
Don't argue. I'm a guest here |
| 00:38:57 |
Here. |
| 00:39:04 |
Zosia! |
| 00:39:05 |
Hi. |
| 00:39:08 |
You know one another. |
| 00:39:12 |
Hi. |
| 00:39:13 |
- You alone? |
| 00:39:15 |
I've come alone, |
| 00:39:17 |
Cut the cocksure bit! |
| 00:39:21 |
Let's have a drink. |
| 00:39:29 |
Thanks a lot. |
| 00:39:36 |
I'll find my husband tonight, |
| 00:39:38 |
That's where she is! |
| 00:39:43 |
What? I can tell |
| 00:39:48 |
She also said I'd be |
| 00:39:51 |
with a workmate in the future! |
| 00:39:53 |
We'll have psychotherapeutic |
| 00:39:57 |
Forget it. It's not the US. |
| 00:39:59 |
What will happen |
| 00:40:02 |
Your first child in vitro |
| 00:40:06 |
Don't go to Bulgaria on holidays, |
| 00:40:10 |
I told you about in vitro, |
| 00:40:13 |
The one in glasses will be |
| 00:40:18 |
...for a film he'll make in France. |
| 00:40:21 |
And the one with his back to me |
| 00:40:28 |
Then go tell him! |
| 00:40:36 |
Excuse me, if you're game for it, |
| 00:40:43 |
1,000 zloties a pop |
| 00:40:45 |
No, it's gratis. I barged in, |
| 00:40:50 |
Yes... what, for instance? |
| 00:40:53 |
- Something with Oscar for you... |
| 00:40:57 |
...about a film in France. |
| 00:41:00 |
Impossible... I've just got |
| 00:41:05 |
Zosia, come, come on! |
| 00:41:11 |
I must've seen you |
| 00:41:15 |
Yes, the lady asked |
| 00:41:19 |
Does chiromancy |
| 00:41:21 |
You'll have a private |
| 00:41:26 |
Don't let your son |
| 00:41:29 |
Iwo is crazy indeed about climbing. |
| 00:41:34 |
Three withes |
| 00:41:40 |
Excuse me, a call. |
| 00:41:46 |
- Aren't you interested in the future? |
| 00:41:51 |
I have three prophesies |
| 00:41:54 |
I feel honored. |
| 00:41:57 |
You'll be asked to dance |
| 00:42:50 |
- The first has come true. |
| 00:42:54 |
- We'll soon be married. |
| 00:42:59 |
It wasn't as funny |
| 00:43:03 |
A pity... |
| 00:43:08 |
Write the "Waiters" series |
| 00:43:13 |
Lt'll be a hit! |
| 00:43:16 |
What series? |
| 00:43:21 |
You have such a good time, |
| 00:43:24 |
I wasn't hiding. |
| 00:43:26 |
I saw it. |
| 00:43:28 |
I have a headache |
| 00:43:31 |
Because of |
| 00:43:33 |
- Drink some vodka. |
| 00:43:41 |
Good night. |
| 00:43:43 |
Bye. |
| 00:43:47 |
Who was that woman? |
| 00:43:48 |
Lidka? Just his wife. |
| 00:43:54 |
- Could I offer you a drink? |
| 00:43:58 |
And what? |
| 00:44:00 |
He was to be divorced |
| 00:44:05 |
Wait... |
| 00:44:08 |
Sorry. I'm leaving... |
| 00:44:11 |
Howdy, Darek. |
| 00:44:14 |
You? Really? |
| 00:44:17 |
I know what oxymoron is! |
| 00:44:20 |
The same numbers? |
| 00:44:23 |
- Shall we dance? |
| 00:44:25 |
Cha-cha-cha. |
| 00:44:47 |
Hello. Mr. Kuba, I presume. |
| 00:44:53 |
Zosia, Zosia... |
| 00:45:18 |
- You sure want it out? |
| 00:45:21 |
- It emits bad energy. |
| 00:45:24 |
So you think me crazy. |
| 00:45:26 |
All right. Say it. |
| 00:45:29 |
- I think it's a very pretty dresser. |
| 00:45:33 |
Don't you understand |
| 00:45:42 |
Let's take it to a second hand store |
| 00:45:46 |
Go ahead as you wish. |
| 00:46:03 |
- Hello... |
| 00:46:07 |
You're really stalking me. |
| 00:46:09 |
Not today. I'm taking |
| 00:46:12 |
What're you doing with |
| 00:46:15 |
It was a present for my wife, |
| 00:46:18 |
To leave it here? |
| 00:46:23 |
If it isn't liked, |
| 00:46:25 |
- Really throwing it away? |
| 00:46:28 |
- May I take it, then? |
| 00:46:33 |
Into my car if you could. |
| 00:46:39 |
- Your wife won't be angry? |
| 00:46:43 |
I hope you didn't have |
| 00:46:48 |
What's this thing |
| 00:46:52 |
- A joke? |
| 00:46:55 |
I don't prophesy the future. |
| 00:47:04 |
Meaning? |
| 00:47:05 |
I'm a bit tired telling |
| 00:47:12 |
I had this time warp |
| 00:47:15 |
In 2000, we're a very |
| 00:47:17 |
...bringing up my daughter |
| 00:47:20 |
who adores you. |
| 00:47:22 |
I regret not to be younger |
| 00:47:27 |
One day I'm 12 years |
| 00:47:33 |
with my ex |
| 00:47:37 |
...or even touch |
| 00:47:39 |
But you're married. |
| 00:47:43 |
And you think me |
| 00:47:46 |
Maybe not crazy but |
| 00:47:53 |
Still I don't know how to convince |
| 00:47:57 |
So you wanted to be |
| 00:48:01 |
I know it sounds awful. |
| 00:48:03 |
If I wanted to be rich |
| 00:48:05 |
...it wouldn't come true. |
| 00:48:09 |
I just thought |
| 00:48:18 |
...you'll drop everything for me... |
| 00:48:21 |
- You would like a guy like that? |
| 00:48:24 |
- But I have a wife. |
| 00:48:35 |
When are you |
| 00:48:37 |
Tomorrow. |
| 00:48:39 |
We would fail, anyway... |
| 00:48:46 |
I won't follow you |
| 00:48:50 |
I'll wait. Worst case scenario - |
| 00:48:54 |
we'll meet in '95 and get |
| 00:48:58 |
So we have some time, yes? |
| 00:49:02 |
If you believed, |
| 00:49:05 |
If I kissed a frog, |
| 00:49:08 |
And when I kiss the queen, |
| 00:49:12 |
Thanks for |
| 00:49:16 |
May you be a full success |
| 00:49:19 |
You too... in returning |
| 00:49:57 |
They got soiled a bit. |
| 00:49:59 |
Luckily, I take them to the laundry, |
| 00:50:17 |
Laundry. |
| 00:50:28 |
Everything sucks now... |
| 00:50:54 |
- When can we talk? |
| 00:50:58 |
You won't forgive me? |
| 00:51:02 |
- I've changed. |
| 00:51:06 |
Why so headstrong? |
| 00:51:09 |
And you took my kindness |
| 00:51:12 |
- Let me return. |
| 00:51:17 |
Your divorce petition |
| 00:51:20 |
Why? |
| 00:51:21 |
You said the breakup |
| 00:51:24 |
Didn't we make love in Zary? |
| 00:51:26 |
Just a sexual intercourse |
| 00:51:31 |
Speak for yourself. |
| 00:51:35 |
Not because of my fault. |
| 00:51:37 |
We'll see. |
| 00:51:38 |
You haven't given |
| 00:51:41 |
What? |
| 00:51:42 |
Hunting trophies |
| 00:51:45 |
I'll soon sent those. |
| 00:51:47 |
- Send me the dumbbells at least! |
| 00:52:05 |
That idiot won't leave me alone. |
| 00:52:47 |
Has Mr. Kuba Radecki |
| 00:52:51 |
How should I know? |
| 00:52:56 |
Dumbbell! You had one |
| 00:52:59 |
It's a real time warp! |
| 00:53:03 |
I know it's impossible. |
| 00:53:06 |
It fell out of the dress pocket... |
| 00:53:08 |
You didn't leave |
| 00:53:15 |
- Jake, goddammit, who's this woman? |
| 00:53:19 |
- I'm Kuba's next wife. |
| 00:53:33 |
Thank God |
| 00:53:39 |
What happened? |
| 00:53:41 |
You lost consciousness for a while. |
| 00:53:45 |
My husband? |
| 00:53:49 |
I don't want it. |
| 00:54:05 |
You haven't taken off? |
| 00:54:07 |
- Meaning? |
| 00:54:12 |
- I ran there to see you off. |
| 00:54:20 |
What am I doing here? |
| 00:54:23 |
You came to see off Marta... |
| 00:54:26 |
It often happens during pregnancy... |
| 00:54:31 |
Are you pregnant? |
| 00:54:35 |
- We're going to have a girl. |
| 00:54:40 |
Florka? |
| 00:54:45 |
I... I guess? |
| 00:54:48 |
- Which is it? |
| 00:54:49 |
- Year. |
| 00:54:58 |
I'm so happy |
| 00:55:02 |
We have moved in already. |
| 00:55:04 |
- Excuse me? |
| 00:55:06 |
Let's not tell Florka |
| 00:55:10 |
- You've left her alone? |
| 00:55:14 |
Florka! |
| 00:55:16 |
Mom! |
| 00:55:18 |
Florka! |
| 00:55:23 |
Take the car next time. |
| 00:55:25 |
Kuba and I were playing |
| 00:55:28 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:55:31 |
Zosia, darling! At last. |
| 00:55:35 |
My beloved Grandma! |
| 00:55:37 |
I know everything. |
| 00:55:41 |
I have the answer |
| 00:55:44 |
How much does |
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The answer is: |
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...plus Odysseus. Each in |
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...times 51- 5,100. |
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Since the horse weighed |
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Seventeen thousand |
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A bus with sanatorium |
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Fifteen injured. |
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I've won! |
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Dad! It's not pedagogical. |
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- Kids are brought up to be winners. |
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To my father. |
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