Imagine Me You

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00:00:45 [Clock ticking]
00:00:52 [Alarm clock ringing]
00:01:06 [Banging on door]
00:01:13 [All screaming]
00:01:16 WOMAN: I want something that says,
00:01:20 "but not that sorry.
00:01:22 "He was just a dog and you shouldn't
00:01:27 Can you do me a bunch that says that?
00:01:32 Rachel, darling,
00:01:35 RACHEL: He looks nice.
00:01:38 - You look nice.
00:01:40 Seen better-dressed crab.
00:01:42 H: I have a question.
00:01:43 TESSA: Oh, God, will somebody please put
00:01:45 Why is the alphabet in that order?
00:01:47 Nobody knows, nobody cares. So, for once
00:01:54 What do you think?
00:01:55 - Holy wow.
00:01:59 You look like a meringue.
00:02:02 Good.
00:02:05 - You're late.
00:02:07 - What's the job?
00:02:08 - You always pull.
00:02:10 - Nice couple?
00:02:12 - All about the mother.
00:02:15 - Come out with me afterwards.
00:02:17 - You will?
00:02:19 - Oh, cool. Well, we'll go together.
00:02:23 - You're not coming.
00:02:26 - You need a love life.
00:02:29 No, I feel good, actually, bizarrely good.
00:02:32 Yeah, yeah, no nerves at all.
00:02:35 - Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:02:37 - Hi.
00:02:39 Yeah, yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:41 - Well, I did your flowers.
00:02:44 Oh, well, they're fabulous.
00:02:46 Fabulous, yeah. Although, I wouldn't know
00:02:50 But they're fabulous, aren't they, Coop?
00:02:52 [Luce chuckles]
00:02:54 So, Ned, how long
00:02:58 Thirty years.
00:03:00 If I'd killed her when I first thought
00:03:04 A free man.
00:03:07 I remember all the way to the church
00:03:11 "Stop the car! This is a horrible mistake."
00:03:16 But you can't, can you?
00:03:20 So, you just sit there, say nothing...
00:03:23 as the wheels keep turning,
00:03:28 Stop the car! I forgot to pee.
00:03:41 All right, panic over.
00:03:42 They're here now.
00:03:44 - Good luck, chum.
00:03:47 - Hi, Heck.
00:03:48 LUCE: You want some help with this thing?
00:03:50 Yes.
00:03:52 I do work out, yes.
00:03:54 - Don't have a six-pack.
00:03:56 - No, 12-pack on this puppy.
00:04:00 The bonus is, though, I'm very...
00:04:04 Heck, I've got a question.
00:04:05 TESSA: Not now.
00:04:06 What's the question, H?
00:04:07 What happens when an unstoppable force
00:04:14 I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
00:04:16 There you are, you see.
00:04:18 It never happens.
00:04:21 it's not possible for there to be something
00:04:26 They can't both exist.
00:04:30 is the answer.
00:04:31 Can she sit with me?
00:04:34 - So what am I doing here?
00:04:38 [Organ playing]
00:04:42 - She's coming round, is she?
00:04:45 Of course she is.
00:04:47 Yep.
00:04:49 When? When's she coming?
00:04:51 - What's your name, anyway?
00:04:54 They tell me it's short for Henrietta,
00:04:56 It's short for Jesus "H" Christ.
00:04:59 That's what my mummy said when she
00:05:02 Isn't Heck handsome?
00:05:05 - I fancy that flower girl.
00:05:08 She likes me, right?
00:05:12 Coop, it's my wedding day.
00:05:14 Sure, yes.
00:05:20 [Whispering] Did you get the vibe
00:05:30 Right, last one to the altar's a sissy.
00:05:37 - Well, this is it.
00:05:42 Wish you luck?
00:05:43 It's a wedding.
00:05:46 - Wish me luck.
00:05:50 [Organ playing]
00:05:53 She's here.
00:05:55 Okay, you're sorted.
00:05:58 Excuse me.
00:06:12 [Camera clicking]
00:06:38 - All good?
00:06:42 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
00:06:47 and in the face of this congregation...
00:06:50 - You look beautiful.
00:06:53 and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:06:58 WOMAN: Congratulations!
00:07:00 [AII chattering excitedly]
00:07:06 [You Spin Me Around
00:07:23 Please keep your arms by your side.
00:07:27 Nothing.
00:07:31 Nothing.
00:07:36 WOMAN: Over here!
00:07:44 - Hi.
00:07:47 - We haven't met. I'm Luce.
00:07:52 - I did your flowers.
00:07:57 Anyway, I was just gonna get...
00:08:00 a drink.
00:08:02 I wouldn't.
00:08:04 What, is there something wrong?
00:08:09 My ring. I was getting some
00:08:12 - Your wedding ring?
00:08:15 Off and in there.
00:08:19 - And you tried the ladle?
00:08:21 - And you can't empty...
00:08:23 No, it's too big.
00:08:25 - Right. Only one thing to do. Cover me.
00:08:29 Use the dress. I'm going in.
00:08:31 You can't just... Oh, yes, really, you can.
00:08:37 [Clearing throat] Hi.
00:08:38 They say white's the color of virgins.
00:08:40 If I know Hector, the only thing virgin
00:08:44 The old jokes really are the best,
00:08:46 I'm Rob. Hector works underneath me,
00:08:49 You're just like he described.
00:08:52 ROB: Now, I need booze.
00:08:55 thought I'd grease the passage,
00:08:58 - Hi.
00:09:00 - This is Luce. She's a florist.
00:09:03 - But you can call me anything you'd like.
00:09:15 [D.I.S.C.O. By Ottawan playing]
00:09:17 [Tessa whooping]
00:09:18 Mac, can you do me a favor and give me
00:09:39 [H whooping]
00:09:43 Hey, H, H. Why don't you go visit with
00:09:46 Okay.
00:09:47 [The Look of Love
00:09:50 Our turn for this dance, I think.
00:09:57 - We fit nice, don't we, together?
00:10:00 Let me just come... Oh, that's...
00:10:04 - You okay?
00:10:07 COOP: I lost my virginity to this song.
00:10:17 I love dancing with you.
00:10:18 [Tapping on microphone]
00:10:20 NED: Hello, everybody.
00:10:23 Is this... Is this thing... Is this thing on?
00:10:26 [Feedback ringing]
00:10:27 Cooper, there you are.
00:10:28 Get this berk off the microphone
00:10:31 Unaccustomed...
00:10:33 - What are you doing?
00:10:37 WOMAN: Problem now.
00:10:39 Anyway, these guys are in love...
00:10:42 and I think that that's boring.
00:10:48 They've been in love for years, years!
00:10:51 Years that have seen endless amounts
00:10:55 and meaningless sex
00:10:59 They just stayed at home, as they do.
00:11:02 They've been like a married couple
00:11:04 it's a relief that they're finally married.
00:11:06 So, before I do my duty as best man
00:11:10 you know who you are...
00:11:12 I would like to raise a glass
00:11:17 May they grow old together
00:11:21 Rachel and Hector.
00:11:22 ALL: Rachel and Hector.
00:11:25 Oh, and, now, this is a very big deal.
00:11:29 Some say the reason it's taken him
00:11:33 of making just this speech,
00:11:35 He's not sure he can do it,
00:11:38 Please put it together repeatedly,
00:11:42 [AII cheering]
00:11:57 [Clearing throat]
00:12:05 I know something that helps, Hector.
00:12:15 Hi, everyone. I'm Heck...
00:12:19 and welcome to my wedding.
00:12:21 [AII laughing]
00:12:23 So, I'm glad you're all here
00:12:26 'cause I want to tell you
00:12:31 What an amazing, wonderful,
00:12:38 - Do you want to keep going?
00:12:43 Okay, so this is me now.
00:12:46 I've been looking forward
00:12:50 And I'm glad to share it
00:12:55 and a few people I've never met before.
00:12:57 [AII laughing]
00:12:58 But I'm sure you're all great, too.
00:13:01 [Rachel chuckling]
00:13:03 I feel like I've known Heck all my life.
00:13:10 He's my best friend.
00:13:13 They say fairytales have happy endings,
00:13:19 But Heck and I were mates
00:13:23 And it's been smooth all the way.
00:13:28 Maybe that's a better kind of fairytale.
00:13:31 - Hear, hear.
00:13:32 Sort of, toast-schmoast won't do all that.
00:13:34 But if you could all just wish us luck,
00:13:38 All ready?
00:13:40 One, two, three.
00:13:43 ALL: Good luck!
00:14:10 - Hello.
00:14:12 You gotta help me. I need a flower.
00:14:16 - Okay.
00:14:18 - My last-chance flower.
00:14:20 I really twatted up.
00:14:22 Only the right flower can save me.
00:14:25 - A red rose, what would that say?
00:14:27 - Love's nice, that works.
00:14:29 - Not a red rose, then.
00:14:32 Not a rose at all. It's too obvious.
00:14:33 If this really is your last chance, we need
00:14:39 - Be right with you.
00:14:43 - Hi.
00:14:45 - How you doing?
00:14:47 Great. I just...
00:14:48 MAN: See what's out here.
00:14:52 - Came by to say thanks.
00:14:56 - Listen, sorry, I'm just dealing with...
00:15:00 MAN: What's your favorite flower?
00:15:03 I don't know. I think I like lilies.
00:15:05 They're wrong.
00:15:09 - How about this? Bird of paradise.
00:15:13 Real name's Strelitzia,
00:15:16 She married King George III, had 15 kids.
00:15:20 - Okay, stop talking.
00:15:23 - Do you want to come to dinner?
00:15:25 Dinner with us, Heck and me.
00:15:29 - I mean, you don't...
00:15:31 - Really? This Friday?
00:15:37 Great, I'll just write down the...
00:15:38 MAN: Perfect.
00:15:40 This is the one. My last-chance flower.
00:15:45 - Wish me luck.
00:15:49 AUCTIONEER: Next item, lot 48,
00:15:54 Here at £48. At £48.
00:15:58 £50. Thank you. Lady bid £50.
00:16:00 Okay, baby, now you got to glare,
00:16:03 I'd do it, it's just that you're
00:16:05 No, I'm not.
00:16:06 - Who am I glaring at?
00:16:09 - They can't have it, it's mine.
00:16:11 - Ours?
00:16:14 - I don't see how we need a limit.
00:16:18 Damn right I will. That thing is mine.
00:16:19 [Cash register ringing]
00:16:20 HECK: Ours.
00:16:23 [Whispering] Do you think
00:16:25 £75. £75...
00:16:27 I invited someone to dinner, Friday.
00:16:30 - Lucy, whatever.
00:16:32 Please don't.
00:16:33 - Moving right along. Lot 49.
00:16:36 The very attractive leather sofa, there.
00:16:39 Brown leather chesterfield,
00:16:42 in slightly distressed condition at £90.
00:16:45 I asked because... And this is my plan.
00:16:47 - Oh, no.
00:16:49 Great idea. Excellent. But what would be
00:16:52 £90. Do I hear £90?
00:16:54 Not from us. Come in late.
00:16:56 I think they'd be perfect for each other.
00:17:00 £100, £100. £110, thank you.
00:17:03 Red eye, baby. Still the red eye. Who?
00:17:05 Luce and Coop. I think they'd be perfect.
00:17:07 £120. £130, thank you.
00:17:10 He did say that he was onto a
00:17:13 There you go. It's totally on.
00:17:15 - £150 at the back.
00:17:17 It's funny.
00:17:19 I went round to say thank you
00:17:22 Not yet.
00:17:24 You know when you've just met someone
00:17:26 you feel as if they're going
00:17:29 - £170, £180.
00:17:31 Who knows why? Past life, physiognomy.
00:17:35 £190.
00:17:36 But for some reason, you just kind of click.
00:17:39 Here we go.
00:17:40 £210? £210.
00:17:43 - £210.
00:17:45 I don't know what I'm saying.
00:17:47 Are we there at £210, all done at £210?
00:17:48 Baby, we lost it. The sofa.
00:17:50 - What?
00:17:53 £400!
00:17:56 £400?
00:18:00 [Church bell chiming]
00:18:12 - What are you doing?
00:18:16 Came to tidy.
00:18:18 You should be dressed, Mum.
00:18:20 Well, I was.
00:18:23 It's 5:00.
00:18:26 No, you said I was going out later.
00:18:31 - Have you finished work already?
00:18:35 What, a date?
00:18:40 No. But you could have.
00:18:43 [Groaning]
00:18:48 "Tea dances, reading groups,
00:18:55 Tragic attempts
00:18:57 to meet someone before they give up
00:19:01 Everybody looking for love.
00:19:03 Well, they won't find it,
00:19:06 All those men are so old,
00:19:11 [Chuckling]
00:19:13 You know, those people are sad.
00:19:14 - You're sad.
00:19:16 I'm depressed. There's a difference.
00:19:20 I wish you'd get a life.
00:19:24 I wish you would.
00:19:27 Yes, I know you do.
00:19:30 Toby, I'm telling you, that's the number.
00:19:33 Oh, come on, Toby, don't be like that.
00:19:37 Well, I like you. Look,
00:19:41 You would? Thank you very much.
00:19:44 Hey, Toby.
00:19:46 Yeah, I know.
00:19:50 Okay. Speak to you soon.
00:19:53 All good.
00:19:55 - You see, the truth never fails.
00:20:03 Hmm.
00:20:07 Sorry I'm late, beautiful person.
00:20:10 - You look spectacular.
00:20:13 Shite. Quitting.
00:20:15 You always say that.
00:20:17 [Sighing] Just watch me. One day, I'll do it.
00:20:20 Tell them I don't like them or their cash.
00:20:24 Whatever. I'll think of something
00:20:29 [Toilet flushing]
00:20:30 I'll be waiting with champagne.
00:20:32 How much do I wish it was just us tonight.
00:20:34 He'll definitely be into her, right?
00:20:36 - Coop? He'll fancy Luce?
00:20:40 No, but, I mean... You do. You would?
00:20:44 Well, she's not really my bag of chips,
00:20:49 - Oh, what do you think?
00:20:53 Oh, no, no. The shirt?
00:20:56 Oh, uh...
00:20:57 - It's gorgeous. You're gorgeous.
00:21:01 Want to fool around?
00:21:03 [Doorbell ringing]
00:21:05 Saved by the bell.
00:21:11 HECK: Hey.
00:21:12 [Kissing]
00:21:13 - Come in. You look fab.
00:21:16 - Guess what I brought?
00:21:20 - Sweetheart.
00:21:23 - Hey.
00:21:26 - So, come check out our new sofa.
00:21:29 - You can't put a price on comfort.
00:21:33 Listen, do you believe in reincarnation?
00:21:34 It's just that Rach thought
00:21:38 - That's not quite what I...
00:21:42 Well, let's hang these flowers
00:21:45 - I'll do it.
00:21:49 - Thanks.
00:21:50 HECK: Well, so, basically,
00:21:53 a guide to wherever is the coolest place
00:21:57 If it's February, it's the Rio Carnival.
00:21:59 And if it's, I don't know, May,
00:22:03 So, if you...
00:22:05 want a holiday /party, then,
00:22:09 and there's me telling you where to go.
00:22:11 'Cause you've been there.
00:22:13 Yeah, that was the plan, but, you know...
00:22:16 Rach, life, work.
00:22:20 - Rach.
00:22:22 Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
00:22:26 Anyway, how about you? Married?
00:22:28 Ever been married,
00:22:30 No. No.
00:22:34 - How do you mean?
00:22:35 [Chuckling]
00:22:38 Mmm.
00:22:40 Lovely. Well done.
00:22:44 [Doorbell ringing]
00:22:49 - That'll be Cooper.
00:22:53 Yeah.
00:22:57 [Rachel clearing throat]
00:23:00 Mmm.
00:23:02 Heck?
00:23:03 - This is absolutely revolting.
00:23:06 It is, sweetheart. It's atrocious.
00:23:08 Anyway, more importantly, listen.
00:23:12 Let's have it.
00:23:15 - Please.
00:23:17 with people after they were married,
00:23:21 - Rach?
00:23:24 Come on, Cooper couldn't make
00:23:25 We're talking about two or three years
00:23:27 Well, not a one-person person.
00:23:28 You really don't think
00:23:30 - Or, you know, in here?
00:23:33 What, there's some
00:23:34 Yes, there are, and I'm trying to
00:23:38 And you never fail, do you?
00:23:39 You know, they teach the birds
00:23:43 [Laughing]
00:23:44 It'll all change when you meet Miss Right.
00:23:46 And how am I supposed to know
00:23:48 You don't know, not straight away.
00:23:53 warm and comfortable...
00:23:55 and you hang in there and give it a chance,
00:23:59 "Yeah, this is it. Must be love."
00:24:02 - Yeah, I'm with her.
00:24:06 LUCE: I don't agree.
00:24:08 I think you know immediately.
00:24:12 Then everything that happens
00:24:15 that you had been right
00:24:17 When you suddenly realized you had
00:24:23 - Actually, I'm with her, I'd say.
00:24:26 Sorted. So, who's for pudding?
00:24:28 - Yes.
00:24:30 - No?
00:24:31 If you think that, you think that
00:24:36 business is settling for less.
00:24:38 - That's not what I'm saying.
00:24:41 I think she said it a bit nicer.
00:24:44 Trifle?
00:24:46 You look tired, chief.
00:24:49 - Shite. I'm quitting.
00:24:52 Made that speech for me.
00:24:53 Later on tonight,
00:24:56 - Oh, it's going well for you guys?
00:25:02 She's a lesbian.
00:25:05 Is that right? Cool.
00:25:08 You don't think that slightly impedes
00:25:12 Anyone can change teams.
00:25:16 Not anyone. I wouldn't...
00:25:32 What are you doing?
00:25:36 - It's gorgeous.
00:25:41 Heck won't come up here.
00:25:43 They say it's subconscious fear
00:25:46 but he freaks when I go near the edge, too.
00:25:52 Sorry about dinner.
00:25:55 I've eaten worse.
00:25:58 - Kind of went off.
00:26:03 You went a little way off.
00:26:08 - You're wet.
00:26:10 - And you're cold.
00:26:12 - You can have it. Really, you can have it.
00:26:14 - It's fine. Well...
00:26:16 Hey, what are you guys up to?
00:26:19 Nothing.
00:26:20 Well, Coop wants to play
00:26:23 and I really want him to go home.
00:26:25 - Good night.
00:26:28 - Two.
00:26:30 Bye.
00:26:33 Cheers, Coop.
00:26:41 LUCE: Next left.
00:26:43 COOP: How about instead, we just go
00:26:46 LUCE: Coop, take the next left.
00:26:49 - You all right, Luce?
00:26:53 You're welcome not to shag me,
00:27:01 I'm sorry.
00:27:03 Really.
00:27:06 You've got something on your mind,
00:27:10 You know what you should do?
00:27:15 Because beneath this rugged exterior...
00:27:19 there beats a sensitive soul.
00:27:20 - No, there doesn't.
00:27:25 Bet it's a girl thing, no, right?
00:27:29 It's a hot and horny scene.
00:27:33 Come on. Tell Uncle Cooper all about it.
00:27:38 Have you ever met someone and just...
00:27:46 - But there was someone else already?
00:27:49 Hot ones are always taken.
00:27:50 - So, what do you do?
00:27:55 I shag them.
00:27:58 Partner is their problem, it's not mine.
00:28:02 Yeah, I think you don't mess
00:28:05 Don't cause that pain, ever.
00:28:08 You just face facts that it can't happen...
00:28:12 walk away.
00:28:15 Well, your place or mine? Come on, let's...
00:28:22 So, you promise me the whole
00:28:25 Last night was a big success.
00:28:28 That distant sound you hear
00:28:31 What, you didn't twig?
00:28:34 - Oh, damn, you are so uncool.
00:28:37 Well, the thing you didn't know about
00:28:41 - Hey, hey.
00:28:43 - Hello.
00:28:45 Weirdest thing,
00:28:46 Oh, all nice, I hope.
00:28:49 - Oh, sorry. Heck, this is Edie.
00:28:52 - Heck.
00:28:54 - Rachel.
00:28:57 - Luce?
00:29:00 - So, Saturday shopping?
00:29:03 Great.
00:29:04 Enjoy it. And listen, thanks for dinner.
00:29:08 - Definitely.
00:29:09 - Okay. Well, have a nice rest of shop.
00:29:16 So, are you going out tonight,
00:29:17 Whoa, pussycat.
00:29:21 That's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:29:26 - She's gay.
00:29:29 Hey, you reckon that's the girlfriend?
00:29:31 She's not just heterosexual.
00:29:36 Oh, hey. How you doing?
00:29:38 We were just talking about you this time.
00:29:40 - Baby, we'll be late for kickoff.
00:29:42 Sport thing, football team.
00:29:44 - Oh, how darling. Isn't that darling?
00:29:48 - Edie, are you gay?
00:29:50 Am I gay? I'm ecstatic.
00:29:54 - And are you two...
00:29:56 I tried and I tried, but she loves another.
00:30:01 So, I... I'll call you.
00:30:02 - Do, 'cause we should definitely...
00:30:03 - We will.
00:30:04 - We will.
00:30:04 - Yep. Bye again.
00:30:10 So, I found out they are not an item.
00:30:13 Yeah, very tactful. Let's pay.
00:30:15 Yeah, very tactful. Let's pay.
00:30:17 Hi.
00:30:19 - Are you stalking us?
00:30:23 - We'll be at this till.
00:30:25 - We'll wave back.
00:30:26 - Yes.
00:30:27 Definitely.
00:30:33 [Suspended from Class
00:31:03 You know if there's a travel section, babe?
00:31:09 I like this jam.
00:31:12 It's really good jam.
00:31:15 I should make jam.
00:31:17 - I could make it, you know.
00:31:20 - You don't think I could.
00:31:24 Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.
00:31:26 - That man's an arse.
00:31:29 But he's got this really sweet girlfriend.
00:31:32 God knows what she found
00:31:34 He cheats on her like a nutter.
00:31:37 - Oh, come back to bed.
00:31:40 Does she know?
00:31:42 Well, I'm like,
00:31:46 - You're really up?
00:31:50 Maybe he doesn't want to leave.
00:31:53 Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.
00:31:54 Anyway, he should figure it out
00:31:59 Why are you looking at me?
00:32:02 'Cause you're a good person.
00:32:05 You wait till I make jam,
00:32:10 LUCE: What about a bit more color
00:32:13 Oh, why not?
00:32:15 They're for my boyfriend.
00:32:18 - I'm gonna tell him we're having a baby.
00:32:22 [Stuttering] I think so.
00:32:26 He's a bit of a control freak.
00:32:29 I'm surprised he doesn't wear
00:32:33 He's...
00:32:35 He's gonna hate me.
00:32:40 He's gonna hate me.
00:32:44 I love him so much.
00:32:47 Yeah, I'm not surprised.
00:32:49 I didn't...
00:32:50 [Sobbing hysterically]
00:32:52 [Phone ringing]
00:32:53 - I don't know what to do.
00:32:56 If you'll just let me...
00:32:58 [Continues sobbing]
00:32:59 Flowered Up.
00:33:01 Yes, I can do delivery.
00:33:03 Right now? No, it's no problem.
00:33:07 Hi.
00:33:08 I was told to deliver these to Table 7.
00:33:09 Oh, certainly. It's through there.
00:33:14 [People chattering]
00:33:18 [Luce chuckling]
00:33:25 - Cute, huh?
00:33:28 Fuck me if I'm wrong,
00:33:31 Coop, you and me...
00:33:34 it's not gonna happen.
00:33:36 It's not?
00:33:38 I'll be your friend.
00:33:41 Well, that'll do...
00:33:45 for now.
00:33:52 [Children yelling]
00:33:53 TESSA: Really.
00:33:56 You should've let me get T-shirts made.
00:33:58 RACHEL: It's not really that kind of deal.
00:34:00 Probably a blessing. Your father
00:34:03 'Course I'm just speaking from memory.
00:34:05 - Hi.
00:34:08 I helped H with her...
00:34:09 - Well, she invited me, so...
00:34:13 H: This is space.
00:34:17 Light years are not measured in days
00:34:21 There's a good reason for this,
00:34:26 This bit is the Milky Way.
00:34:27 It's made up of lots of stars
00:34:31 Phenona... Phenonema.
00:34:36 One of the best constellations
00:34:39 which is Latin American for Big Bear.
00:34:42 It's called that
00:34:45 that never really happened...
00:34:47 a naughty god called Zeus wanted to go to
00:34:51 His wife was about to catch him
00:34:54 so Zeus turned his girlfriend into a bear.
00:34:56 But Mrs. Zeus...
00:35:12 And that's everything
00:35:20 [Bell ringing]
00:35:22 - So good.
00:35:25 You have to go, right?
00:35:28 But I don't. I'm okay.
00:35:31 Luce, I...
00:35:33 [Children chattering]
00:35:37 I think that we should talk
00:35:42 - It's just, I don't know. When I'm with...
00:35:46 Actually, I've just realized
00:35:49 Oh, yeah, right.
00:35:51 You go.
00:35:53 Yeah.
00:35:58 Listen to this.
00:36:00 "In her acceptance speech,
00:36:02 "paid tribute to her husband,
00:36:05 "Tomorrow the pair celebrate
00:36:07 "after eloping together
00:36:10 "When asked how they could possibly
00:36:12 "Professor Harrison... Professor...
00:36:15 "replied in true scientific fashion...
00:36:17 "'You don't know. You can never be sure.
00:36:22 "'Sure is for people
00:36:25 BOTH: Aw.
00:36:27 - Do you guys believe in love at first sight?
00:36:33 No. Really, that you could meet
00:36:38 across a room...
00:36:41 and with that one glance you could
00:36:44 Do you believe that could happen?
00:36:49 - No.
00:36:53 No. Me, neither.
00:37:00 TERRI: These are due back Thursday.
00:37:03 If we're closed,
00:37:05 MAN: Thanks a lot.
00:37:09 Hi. These, please.
00:37:25 [Clearing throat]
00:37:28 And this as well.
00:37:36 It's just... It's for research.
00:37:38 Call it what you want, darling.
00:37:42 - It's actually out.
00:37:44 - It doesn't matter...
00:37:45 - I'll give them a call.
00:37:47 Babe, trust me. This one you wanna see.
00:37:51 Hello, Cas?
00:37:56 Thought it was you.
00:37:58 - Mum.
00:37:59 with the wedding snaps.
00:38:01 Though, I tell you,
00:38:03 He made me look like a thug.
00:38:07 - Anything good?
00:38:10 There's a lady here needs your copy
00:38:14 - Georgie's Bush?
00:38:18 It's for Heck.
00:38:20 He's very interested in American politics.
00:38:22 TERRI: She's bringing it round.
00:38:23 TESSA: Well, I call that very sexy.
00:38:25 Hmm?
00:38:27 Wouldn't kick him out of bed
00:38:31 Whoa.
00:38:34 WOMAN: Oh, Georgie! Oh!
00:38:37 [Women moaning]
00:38:38 HECK: Babe, are you home?
00:38:39 "You have won a share of £1 million."
00:38:42 Excellent.
00:38:45 - Oh, you are home.
00:38:47 Oh, God. Am I glad to see you.
00:38:51 The morning I've had.
00:38:57 - Shall I burn some lunch?
00:39:00 Hey, you got some vids.
00:39:02 - Yeah, don't bother looking. I just got...
00:39:04 This one's pants, but whatever.
00:39:09 And here's one I haven't seen before.
00:39:12 Which, are you...
00:39:15 [Exclaiming]
00:39:17 They gave me the wrong one. That...
00:39:20 The woman at the video store.
00:39:23 - I'll take it back.
00:39:26 I mean, what, it's porn, right?
00:39:30 - It's offensive.
00:39:31 Yeah. Let's watch it anyway.
00:39:33 Come on, Rach, I mean,
00:39:35 a bit slack in that department recently.
00:39:38 - I know it's my fault and it's... Yeah.
00:39:42 But I don't wanna watch this.
00:39:45 - Why?
00:39:53 Makes one of us.
00:39:55 [Crowd chattering]
00:40:05 I love the smell of hot dog in the evening.
00:40:08 Smells like...
00:40:11 - hot dog.
00:40:14 The thing is, Ned,
00:40:16 - Two, please.
00:40:19 odd for you guys,
00:40:22 If the interplay between you two...
00:40:26 got a bit...
00:40:28 - clutchy?
00:40:30 No, thanks.
00:40:31 - Because what I'm finding...
00:40:34 - I can recommend both.
00:40:38 - Oh? What about, dear boy?
00:40:42 I'm finding it a bit tricky at the moment
00:40:45 Oh, God, you mustn't discuss her with me.
00:40:47 - Sorry?
00:40:50 Two of us,
00:40:53 talk of sport or weather
00:40:56 - Yeah, yeah.
00:40:59 As soon as you do,
00:41:01 running through my mind is...
00:41:03 that hound is putting it up my daughter.
00:41:11 Rach.
00:41:13 [Crowd cheering]
00:41:23 TESSA: Darling, I don't know
00:41:26 He's never been
00:41:28 but, recently, it's got to the point
00:41:32 HECK: Hey, you guys.
00:41:33 - Thank God you're here.
00:41:36 Good. Got you both.
00:41:37 Now, how are my grandchildren
00:41:39 Could you get me away from her, please?
00:41:40 Just hinting, darling.
00:41:43 One wants to have them while
00:41:48 [Exclaiming]
00:41:56 You know, what I do with your parents
00:41:59 that if it wasn't for them,
00:42:10 What's up, baby?
00:42:13 Let's go home.
00:42:16 Now, remember,
00:42:19 Because it puts men off.
00:42:21 But keep your eyes peeled,
00:42:24 - you know, "Well, he looks nice..."
00:42:26 - Luce!
00:42:28 - How you doing?
00:42:32 Now you've found a friend, can I go home?
00:42:34 No.
00:42:35 - Trying to find her a man.
00:42:37 Trust me, I've looked. Oh, careful.
00:42:40 - Sorry, Mrs...
00:42:46 Hello.
00:42:47 All right?
00:42:56 Brilliant.
00:42:59 LUCE: [Singing] You've got a boyfriend
00:43:03 No, I haven't. Not yet.
00:43:07 I can't wait till you get a boyfriend.
00:43:09 - You probably can, actually.
00:43:13 You're old enough. Find one like Heck.
00:43:16 H, I should explain something to you.
00:43:19 I do believe I will be with one person
00:43:23 but that person will be a woman.
00:43:26 I understand.
00:43:28 You do?
00:43:29 My best friend is Natalie Curtis.
00:43:31 I'd rather spend the rest of my life
00:43:35 There you go.
00:43:38 It doesn't mean
00:43:41 H: Come on, let's go.
00:43:45 [Humming]
00:43:48 - I'll put the kettle on, babe.
00:43:51 Really?
00:43:54 - I was gonna offer, but...
00:43:59 Rach, are you pregnant?
00:44:04 No. No, I'm not, no.
00:44:07 I just thought
00:44:11 Whatever. Nothing.
00:44:19 Unless...
00:44:22 Unless what?
00:44:26 Mmm.
00:44:29 Do you want to get pregnant?
00:44:31 You and my mum.
00:44:34 Listen, I know we said
00:44:37 but until what,
00:44:40 Come on, what do you think?
00:44:44 [Cell phone ringing]
00:44:50 I got to take it.
00:44:52 Rob, hey, what's up?
00:44:56 No, I've a minute.
00:44:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:11 [Children laughing]
00:45:13 [Cell phone ringing]
00:45:18 Hello.
00:45:21 Hello.
00:45:29 Hey, gorgeous.
00:45:31 That was Rob.
00:45:38 No, of course you should still go.
00:45:40 You know, I wouldn't put you through
00:45:44 You know, it'll be the usual bollocks,
00:45:47 I'll get pissed...
00:45:48 [Phone ringing]
00:45:49 And start singing country and western
00:45:51 Hello?
00:45:53 - Heck, it's Luce.
00:45:58 It's Luce. What's up?
00:46:00 Nothing. My phone just rang and...
00:46:02 Sorry, you busy Tuesday night?
00:46:05 Do you fancy
00:46:07 It's just, like, I've got this
00:46:11 You know, it'll be really great
00:46:13 Go on, say yes. Go on.
00:46:14 - Then, yes.
00:46:17 Well, Rach will ring you with the details...
00:46:20 and be safe.
00:46:23 You, too.
00:46:27 You shouldn't have done that.
00:46:30 Yeah, but she's your...
00:46:31 soul-mate-for-life type thing.
00:46:35 Beer.
00:46:39 Does she know where we're going?
00:46:41 [Crowd yelling]
00:46:42 Go on, hound him!
00:46:46 - Over there!
00:46:51 - You know, you're kind of shrill.
00:46:54 When you shout.
00:46:56 You want them to hear your abuse better,
00:47:01 - Teach me.
00:47:03 First off, tighten your stomach muscles.
00:47:05 - I don't think I've got any.
00:47:08 - You really do. They're right here.
00:47:10 Mmm-hmm.
00:47:11 - Tighten.
00:47:14 - Tense them.
00:47:15 Okay, next, broaden your diaphragm.
00:47:19 - My what?
00:47:22 Oh.
00:47:24 Okay, push it out against my hand.
00:47:28 You feel my hand?
00:47:31 Maybe if you put them both there.
00:47:39 Okay.
00:47:42 And now, for the big one.
00:47:45 Imagine the roof of your mouth
00:47:49 - No, you've lost me.
00:47:52 No, the muscles,
00:47:54 It's a space thing.
00:47:55 All right, your mouth is that big
00:47:59 Deep from inside, filling the space,
00:48:01 Deep from inside, filling the space,
00:48:04 Like how?
00:48:06 [Crowd yelling]
00:48:07 Like this.
00:48:09 [Echoing loudly] You're a wanker,
00:48:16 RACHEL: That's not bad, is it?
00:48:21 RACHEL: All right, so your turn.
00:48:24 I don't care where we go.
00:48:26 Good. I'll decide again.
00:48:28 Okay.
00:48:29 I feel like dancing.
00:48:31 Boom. Hold that thought.
00:48:34 What? What, you know somewhere
00:48:37 Got an idea.
00:48:38 MALE VOICE: [On arcade machine]
00:48:43 [Feels Like I'm in Love
00:48:47 MALE VOICE: Disco, disco, disco.
00:48:53 Okay, do the dog kick.
00:48:56 [Both laughing]
00:48:59 Now we are talking boogie.
00:49:05 [Both sighing]
00:49:09 Yeah, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:49:18 I know what I like,
00:49:27 You guys rule!
00:49:30 - All right, more.
00:49:33 - You don't want to know about the lily.
00:49:39 Ask me about the azalea.
00:49:43 All right. What about the azalea?
00:49:46 The azalea means,
00:49:50 - Bah.
00:49:52 [Giggling]
00:49:53 Lovely. Now, tell me about the lily.
00:49:58 The lily means...
00:50:02 The lily means, "I dare you to love me."
00:50:12 Well, thanks for this evening.
00:50:15 - Thank you.
00:50:18 No, today? You should've said.
00:50:22 - It's mine coming up.
00:50:27 This is me.
00:50:34 I...
00:50:37 Okay, good night.
00:50:39 Yeah.
00:50:41 Night.
00:50:47 [Sighing]
00:51:00 [Breathes deeply]
00:51:03 Your feet.
00:51:06 - Are they cold?
00:51:10 [Chuckling]
00:51:11 Yes, of course, they're cold.
00:51:14 Come here.
00:51:28 COOP: You fancy coming round mine
00:51:31 HECK: Actually, Rach wants to
00:51:33 Just phoned me up
00:51:36 - which is sweet.
00:51:38 Yeah.
00:51:39 Blow her off. Come round mine for pizza.
00:51:42 Really, no, I want you to meet
00:51:45 What about that flower girl, Luce?
00:51:48 There's another one
00:51:50 She's gay.
00:51:51 - I'm a cure for lesbianism.
00:51:54 Yes, I am.
00:51:55 When's it gonna stop?
00:51:57 - Never, I hope.
00:52:02 Really, though, you know, I'm 29 years old.
00:52:05 - You're 31.
00:52:10 And I see you...
00:52:12 I see what you've got with...
00:52:15 I can see that stability.
00:52:18 And the trust, and permanence.
00:52:22 And I think...
00:52:24 "God, I'm glad I'm not you."
00:52:26 [People chattering]
00:52:28 Actually things don't feel
00:52:31 You got trouble in paradise?
00:52:34 No, no, no.
00:52:37 How could there be?
00:52:39 That's all it... All it is, isn't it?
00:52:40 WOMAN: Millie! Millie, darling.
00:52:42 MILLIE: I'm sorry I'm late.
00:52:44 - Coop.
00:52:46 - What?
00:52:48 a girl back there that I never called back.
00:52:53 We'll get through this.
00:52:58 [Water running]
00:53:02 Did you ever, you know...
00:53:05 cross the street?
00:53:07 WOMAN: That depends.
00:53:08 - On what?
00:53:12 - Drink after work tonight?
00:53:16 I mean, did you ever...
00:53:19 fancy, or think you might've briefly
00:53:22 - another woman?
00:53:28 I'm trying to find someone for Beth,
00:53:30 [Gargling]
00:53:32 Already tried it. It didn't happen for me.
00:53:35 I like men.
00:53:37 I mean, I hate men, but, you know.
00:53:39 I always hoped to do a woman
00:53:42 But it's kind of like...
00:53:43 I want to go to Norway sometime.
00:53:46 Probably never gonna happen.
00:53:50 - So Heck's taking you to dinner?
00:53:55 How perfect.
00:53:59 [Car horn honking]
00:54:06 That was fun.
00:54:09 Wasn't it fun?
00:54:11 Had a good time.
00:54:15 - You know, Rach, I think...
00:54:18 You remember that night
00:54:20 - I never took you in the bushes.
00:54:22 I took you up against a tree.
00:54:24 I can't be dealing with bushes, nettles,
00:54:28 - Let's do it.
00:54:30 - Let's go. Let's do it now.
00:54:33 Rach, no.
00:54:37 HECK: Rach.
00:54:40 Rach, where are you?
00:54:42 Come on, darling.
00:54:43 [Laughing nervously]
00:54:44 Rachel!
00:54:46 I just, I just don't understand
00:54:49 You know, we've got a flat.
00:54:53 And I've confiscated your mother's key,
00:54:57 And I swear that woman's got a sex radar.
00:54:59 We've got a bed, you know.
00:55:01 it smells nice, it's a damn sight better
00:55:03 [Rachel growling]
00:55:04 Jesus Christ.
00:55:07 - Did I scare you?
00:55:10 - What are you doing?
00:55:12 Actually, it's one of the great things
00:55:14 You can do these things
00:55:15 Just a zip. Simple zip is all you need.
00:55:19 Give it a yank,
00:55:21 - You gonna talk all through this?
00:55:27 [Wings flapping]
00:55:28 - What was that?
00:55:31 Nothing. Nothing.
00:55:35 [Leaves rustling]
00:55:39 All right, whoever is behind there...
00:55:40 come out before we beat
00:55:42 Yeah, damn it.
00:55:47 Terribly sorry.
00:55:48 - Sorry.
00:55:49 Oh, God.
00:55:51 - We were trying not to disturb you.
00:55:54 Disturb us? No. No, you didn't disturb us.
00:55:56 - We, we... We were just, you know.
00:55:59 [Rachel giggling]
00:56:01 So, you think we were...
00:56:04 And we have a bed.
00:56:06 - I'm Heck, by the way.
00:56:08 - How do you do?
00:56:09 - Michael, too.
00:56:11 I'm Rachel.
00:56:13 It was lovely to meet you two chaps.
00:56:16 [Heck sighing]
00:56:18 - Must be very nice to be married.
00:56:23 Yeah, sometimes I feel like we did, too.
00:56:50 - Hi.
00:56:53 You can't.
00:56:55 - Okay.
00:56:56 So, I'm here because
00:56:59 I don't.
00:57:00 You make me feel something.
00:57:04 I'm married.
00:57:05 I'm married, for Christ's sake.
00:57:09 man that I... This lovely guy.
00:57:13 I was wondering if you could help me?
00:57:14 I'm hoping to start a herb garden.
00:57:17 MAN: It's a pretty little corner space...
00:57:19 - north, right?
00:57:26 Okay, so do you see? You have to see.
00:57:29 I can't do this. I can't actually do this.
00:57:32 So whatever it is or was,
00:57:35 Do you understand?
00:57:36 It's over.
00:58:17 Ow!
00:58:18 - What, what?
00:58:21 [Rachel grunting]
00:58:23 [Both giggling]
00:58:27 I'm sorry.
00:58:29 [Door opening]
00:58:33 It's another customer.
00:58:35 [Both giggling]
00:58:37 HECK: Hello?
00:58:43 Luce?
00:58:47 Luce, you in the back?
00:58:49 Don't come in, Heck, I...
00:58:56 I was stock taking.
00:58:58 You know, counting the...
00:59:01 - Hey.
00:59:05 What do you want, Heck?
00:59:07 Buy some flowers. What else?
00:59:11 - Flowers, of course.
00:59:16 HECK: Recently, she's just been a bit...
00:59:18 I don't know.
00:59:19 But you know what they say...
00:59:20 there's nothing quite so cheering
00:59:22 So, I thought
00:59:25 Absolutely.
00:59:26 - What does she like?
00:59:32 Lilies. She likes lilies.
00:59:35 - Lilies? Right, well, that's simple.
00:59:40 So, did you enjoy the football
00:59:42 It was an experience.
00:59:44 [Heck chuckling]
00:59:45 How did you find Rachel?
00:59:50 Fine. I mean, I wouldn't...
00:59:53 Fine.
00:59:55 I don't suppose she...
00:59:57 No. Well...
00:59:59 I was just wondering
01:00:03 me or...
01:00:04 me or...
01:00:10 I just think I'm doing something wrong,
01:00:13 I mean, that's what I think.
01:00:15 HECK: And if she said what it is...
01:00:18 that I'm doing, or not doing,
01:00:22 Or start, or whatever, you see.
01:00:25 And then we can...
01:00:28 Like before.
01:00:30 We can get back to being like before.
01:00:34 - She didn't say anything.
01:00:38 And I've embarrassed you.
01:00:40 And myself, which is normal, very normal.
01:00:44 - These are beautiful. How much do I...
01:00:49 Thanks.
01:00:52 You should ask her, you know. Not me.
01:00:57 Bless you, but...
01:00:59 I can't ask Rachel
01:01:01 I mean, that's way too scary.
01:01:04 Why?
01:01:08 What if there is?
01:01:12 Thanks.
01:01:32 Rachel!
01:01:33 - Rachel, wait!
01:01:35 - Just talk to me.
01:01:37 I heard him.
01:01:41 and he's blaming himself.
01:01:43 You can put an end to this.
01:01:44 - How?
01:01:49 Tell me that's what you want,
01:01:52 and you will never see me again.
01:01:56 Is that what you want?
01:02:00 I want you.
01:02:08 Luce.
01:02:10 I know.
01:02:13 I can't...
01:02:15 I know.
01:02:24 We'll be okay.
01:02:30 Don't forget me.
01:02:34 I won't remember anything else.
01:03:18 Come on, Jeff, you scratch my back
01:03:23 Okay, can you repeat that, please?
01:03:25 Okay, 41 flat.
01:03:27 Okay, well, let me just factor that into
01:03:30 He can't go any higher.
01:03:34 Yeah, the screen's flashing red
01:03:36 It's not gonna cut it.
01:03:40 Yeah, but the figure I'm reading
01:03:42 That's 41.5. Any lower just can't be a go.
01:03:45 That's way too much. It's too much.
01:03:47 [People chattering]
01:03:49 So let's do it, Jeff. Let's work our way up.
01:03:52 We're feeling no pain there,
01:03:54 If we're at 0.1, let's have some fun.
01:03:58 Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
01:04:04 All right, keep on coming.
01:04:05 Keep on coming. Give me three, three is
01:04:09 You will?
01:04:11 I really, really, really don't wanna do it.
01:04:17 [Sighing]
01:04:18 Yeah, yeah. Jeff, you know,
01:04:20 You know, I'm giving you a chance here.
01:04:23 or do you wanna play on the porch
01:04:24 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I feel that.
01:04:27 Over the cliff. I'm holding your hand,
01:04:30 I'm there with you, and I'm there for you.
01:04:34 do you trust me? Do you trust me?
01:04:39 Congratulations. We can deal.
01:04:44 My boy, for that,
01:04:47 Well, screw your bonus.
01:04:48 I wish I could.
01:04:50 Screw you, too, Rob.
01:04:53 Hecky, what is it?
01:04:55 It just... It makes me sick, you know.
01:05:02 Well, so do you.
01:05:04 Not anymore.
01:05:10 Heck. Hecky. Hecky, come back!
01:05:19 - Hi.
01:05:23 I'm looking for a breakup plant.
01:05:25 - A what?
01:05:27 Explain.
01:05:28 Well, I don't like my girlfriend.
01:05:31 via the means of plant.
01:05:33 Well, it should be a breakup bouquet,
01:05:37 They mean,
01:05:39 Perfect. I'll take one.
01:05:41 - One bouquet?
01:05:44 But that's not a lot.
01:05:46 Well, I don't care if she thinks well of me.
01:05:49 D'you know what? Piss off!
01:05:51 - Pardon?
01:05:53 She's well rid of your fat arse, anyway.
01:06:14 Mum?
01:06:16 ELLA: I'll be right out.
01:06:19 Take your time.
01:06:34 Oh, sweet shit in a bucket,
01:06:39 Blow your nose, then explain.
01:06:43 [Sniffling]
01:06:45 I met this girl.
01:06:50 She's with someone else.
01:06:52 And does she love you?
01:06:55 I don't know.
01:06:58 No.
01:07:02 Yes.
01:07:07 But it doesn't matter.
01:07:09 Oh, it's all that matters.
01:07:12 She's with someone else. She can't...
01:07:18 [Sighing]
01:07:20 When Dad left you, he broke your heart.
01:07:24 It mends again.
01:07:31 Look at you, you look fantastic.
01:07:32 [Chuckling]
01:07:34 I may be older than God,
01:07:37 A date? Does my mother have a date?
01:07:41 I'm going to eat food with a man, yes.
01:07:44 And how do you feel?
01:07:46 Oh.
01:07:48 Well, you know,
01:07:52 and you realize you're going to sneeze?
01:07:55 That's how I feel.
01:07:57 Come here.
01:07:59 ELLA: Well, yippee.
01:08:08 [Heck singing drunkenly]
01:08:13 Oh, shit. Heck, where have you...
01:08:18 [Singing]
01:08:23 Never fails.
01:08:24 Eight pints of water before bed,
01:08:30 Are you well, my gorgeous darling?
01:08:33 - I want to talk to you.
01:08:36 Just three more of these
01:08:41 I'll be waiting.
01:08:42 Mmm-hmm.
01:08:46 Very listening.
01:08:52 Shoot.
01:08:54 I wanted to talk to you because...
01:08:57 I have to talk to you
01:09:05 I wasn't looking for it, it just...
01:09:07 It just happened, and although...
01:09:12 it's over...
01:09:18 you've a right to know.
01:09:27 [Sighing]
01:09:33 I went crazy, Heck.
01:09:41 I went crazy for someone,
01:09:50 I'm sorry.
01:09:56 I'm so very sorry, so...
01:10:03 please believe me.
01:10:05 Heck?
01:10:09 No, no, no. Don't sleep. Wake up, Heck.
01:10:13 I can't say this more than once.
01:10:19 I'm staying.
01:10:24 I couldn't, wouldn't leave you.
01:10:29 You are my best friend.
01:10:34 And that was enough before.
01:11:04 [Birds chirping]
01:11:18 Coop.
01:11:21 It is you, then, is it?
01:11:25 - Is what? I don't...
01:11:28 He said that she didn't tell who...
01:11:31 but I figured it out.
01:11:35 What did he say?
01:11:38 Just tell me I'm wrong, girl.
01:11:40 Tell me.
01:11:45 - You dumb slut.
01:11:46 - You dumb slut.
01:11:48 "Don't start"?
01:11:50 Her husband, her flipping husband
01:11:54 And you wanna know how he was?
01:11:57 You know, just get out.
01:11:58 What was that thing that you said?
01:12:00 "Never wreck another couple."
01:12:03 You really stuck to that one good,
01:12:15 [Door slamming]
01:12:16 [Door slamming]
01:12:17 Okay, then. Okay. Yeah.
01:12:20 See you. Bye.
01:12:30 RACHEL: It's wonderful. Thank you.
01:12:32 There's a lovely section
01:12:36 - Who was on the phone, honey?
01:12:39 She was supposed to take
01:12:41 but now we're not.
01:12:43 Oh.
01:12:44 Maybe some other time.
01:12:45 Not for a while.
01:12:50 She is?
01:12:51 When was the last time
01:12:53 The summer of '94. Great Barrier Reef.
01:12:57 You scared all the sharks away.
01:13:00 She didn't mention that the other night.
01:13:03 No, yes, she did say something,
01:13:05 Will you take us to the museum?
01:13:08 Of course he can.
01:13:10 Do penguins have knees?
01:13:12 Well, this is fun, isn't it?
01:13:17 [AII singing Happy Birthday]
01:13:27 - I can't handle this.
01:13:32 I can't do it, Rachel, I can't do it.
01:13:34 Blow out the candles, darling.
01:13:36 - What's happening?
01:13:38 But it's, it's good cake.
01:13:39 Your mother got the recipe from the book
01:13:42 I'm not gonna leave you.
01:13:43 If you respect me at all,
01:13:46 Will you kindly tell me
01:13:48 Why is Heck being sad?
01:13:49 It's not you leaving that's gonna kill me.
01:13:52 It's you loving someone more.
01:13:54 Sorry to interrupt you.
01:13:56 Those candles are dripping wax
01:13:59 Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?
01:14:04 Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:09 No, you're not walking away.
01:14:11 Yeah, keep saying that.
01:14:14 What do you mean?
01:14:16 Oh, come on, Rach, we both know
01:14:18 - That's not true.
01:14:25 Yes, it is.
01:14:29 You know, I want you to be happy.
01:14:31 More than anything else, I wanted
01:14:37 But if I'm not, then...
01:14:40 I can't stand in the way.
01:14:43 Do you see?
01:14:46 Because what you're feeling now, Rachel...
01:14:51 is the unstoppable force.
01:14:57 Which means that I've got to move.
01:15:16 Darling...
01:15:17 what did Heck mean when he said
01:15:23 I am in love with someone else.
01:15:25 Cooper. That trollop.
01:15:30 Not him.
01:15:33 Who, then?
01:15:34 Well, out with it. What's his name?
01:15:37 Who is the lucky chap?
01:15:42 Her name is Luce.
01:15:47 - Luce?
01:15:51 Who's a woman.
01:15:54 As are you a woman.
01:15:57 That's right.
01:15:59 So the two of you are lesbi-friends.
01:16:04 It doesn't matter what you call it,
01:16:07 - Not after all this.
01:16:10 Could I say something here?
01:16:19 When I first met your mother...
01:16:23 back in the Trojan War...
01:16:28 I fell for her right off the bat.
01:16:34 And although she loved me back,
01:16:39 somehow I always knew I was...
01:16:45 never quite up to snuff.
01:16:49 We muddled along,
01:16:54 but I've never doubted that
01:17:00 who made her realize what true love is...
01:17:05 she'd leave me like a shot...
01:17:09 and how could I argue?
01:17:14 Whatever you choose to do from here...
01:17:17 we'll support you, we always will.
01:17:20 But please, my darling...
01:17:24 follow your heart.
01:17:27 - Could I borrow your car?
01:17:32 Nothing happens without me there.
01:17:39 You coming?
01:17:43 When we come back,
01:17:47 Yeah.
01:17:50 Do you know what I wish?
01:17:52 That you won't grow up so fast.
01:18:00 [Car engine whirring]
01:18:06 You take care, then.
01:18:07 You take care. I'm going to enjoy myself.
01:18:12 Hey. You did nothing wrong.
01:18:17 I did. Truth is, I'd do it again.
01:19:00 H: Why don't you have pudding
01:19:04 You have it after lunch and dinner,
01:19:07 I think it weird.
01:19:12 You're still sad, aren't you?
01:19:15 Yeah. Yeah, I am.
01:19:18 I knew you would be. I bought you sweets.
01:19:23 Thank you. Great.
01:19:27 I didn't know which is your favorite,
01:19:33 [Sobbing]
01:19:37 Oh, sorry, H, sorry.
01:19:41 It's just...
01:19:44 I'm trying to do the right thing...
01:19:48 and now I think I should have not...
01:19:52 'cause...
01:19:53 if she'd stayed with me out of guilt,
01:19:58 I mean, wouldn't it?
01:20:00 My math teacher, Mrs. O'Casey...
01:20:03 has something she always says
01:20:06 She says, "No problem is insoluble,
01:20:10 [Laughing]
01:20:15 - What does that mean?
01:20:20 I should have married you.
01:20:22 Maybe in 10 years.
01:20:23 If you're still lonely,
01:20:28 You know, it's funny.
01:20:31 Ever since we first met,
01:20:35 You shouldn't be afraid, Heck.
01:20:46 [Sighing]
01:20:48 RACHEL: Hurry. Hurry, please.
01:20:51 TESSA: I just think, if not Heck,
01:20:54 Male fish.
01:20:55 - Is it straight on?
01:20:58 Rather exciting.
01:20:59 And what about my grandchildren?
01:21:01 I believe
01:21:04 - somewhat akin to the turkey baster.
01:21:10 - And where did you two meet?
01:21:12 But it's such a short time.
01:21:15 I knew after three seconds.
01:21:17 I've heard of love happening that fast.
01:21:21 They would, bloody perverts.
01:21:26 Where's Luce? Is she here?
01:21:28 Would you like to try that entrance again?
01:21:32 Hello. Please, I'm looking for Luce.
01:21:36 You're her, aren't you?
01:21:39 You're the girl.
01:21:42 Yes, I am.
01:21:44 You have a husband.
01:21:47 I left him.
01:21:50 He left me.
01:21:52 It doesn't matter. It's over.
01:21:55 So you're free?
01:22:00 And you love my daughter?
01:22:04 Golly.
01:22:06 [Chuckling]
01:22:10 Have you ever sold flowers before?
01:22:19 MAN: Watch it!
01:22:22 DRIVER: And what would you be wearing?
01:22:24 Oh, yeah, I like that.
01:22:27 Oh, yeah, I like that very much.
01:22:29 LUCE: Excuse me.
01:22:31 - Excuse me.
01:22:34 Are you sure this is the best way?
01:22:36 I'll meet you at home, angel.
01:22:40 or upstairs?
01:22:48 You're quite wrong, you know.
01:22:52 Not recently.
01:22:57 There are pills one can take.
01:23:01 I could buy some...
01:23:05 if you could perhaps...
01:23:09 be a little kinder.
01:23:12 Yes, I could.
01:23:17 Darling, try a left up here.
01:23:21 Well done.
01:23:31 [Car horns honking]
01:23:33 [People yelling]
01:23:34 Hang on.
01:23:36 [Honking]
01:23:37 [Sighing]
01:23:38 Three cheers for my husband.
01:23:42 Well, that was
01:23:46 [Car horns honking]
01:23:54 [Cyclist singing]
01:23:58 [Cell phone ringing]
01:24:00 - Hello?
01:24:02 - We have to talk. Everything's changed.
01:24:06 You can't do it. Bye.
01:24:11 How did that go, then?
01:24:13 She'll be back.
01:24:15 - It's over.
01:24:19 Well, you know what I mean.
01:24:21 [Continues singing]
01:24:28 That singing.
01:24:35 I heard that singing before.
01:24:38 TESSA: What're you talking about?
01:24:39 TESSA: What're you talking about?
01:24:40 Where?
01:24:42 [Giggling excitedly]
01:24:43 Mind the car.
01:24:45 Yes, but... Oh, forget the car.
01:24:58 Luce!
01:25:00 Luce!
01:25:01 Oh, my God.
01:25:03 Luce!
01:25:05 Luce, where are you?
01:25:07 This couldn't possibly get
01:25:10 Luce!
01:25:12 Luce, please!
01:25:15 Luce!
01:25:29 [Echoing loudly] You're a wanker,
01:25:49 Luce, I can do this!
01:25:52 I can do this!
01:26:07 Let's go and talk to her. Let's go.
01:26:12 [Happy Together by The Turtles]
01:26:25 [Honking]
01:27:30 - Hey.
01:27:36 [Humming]
01:27:43 [Singing]
01:27:49 Hey. Come here. Hi.
01:27:52 Hi. What're you doing?
01:27:54 - Can I just...
01:27:56 Thanks.
01:28:02 [Both humming]
01:28:11 Just making some notes
01:28:14 - Oh, you're writing a book?
01:28:17 Great.
01:28:19 Because I can read.
01:28:28 Hi.
01:28:34 It's cold.
01:28:36 It's good.
01:28:37 It's nice.
01:28:40 It's cold.
01:28:45 How long's the flight anyway,
01:28:47 About 24 hours.
01:28:49 Plenty of time.