In Bruges

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00:00:54 RAY: After I killed them,
00:00:58 washed the residue off me hands
00:01:01 and walked home
00:01:05 Shortly thereafter,
00:01:09 'Get the fuck out of London,
00:01:12 'Get to Bruges:'
00:01:15 I didn't even know
00:01:22 It's in Belgium.
00:01:28 RAY: Bruges is a shithole.
00:01:29 KEN: Bruges is
00:01:30 Bruges is a shithole.
00:01:31 Ray, we've only just
00:01:33 Could we reserve judgment on Bruges
00:01:36 I know it's gonna be
00:02:02 (EXHALES)
00:02:06 (SOFTLY) Shithole.
00:02:09 (BELL DINGS)
00:02:13 I think you have a couple of rooms
00:02:17 Yes. No, we have one room booked.
00:02:21 One twin room.
00:02:25 Two weeks!
00:02:27 Do you have another room?
00:02:28 No, I'm afraid we're fully booked.
00:02:29 With Christmas,
00:02:33 Okay.
00:02:35 (SIGHS)
00:02:40 It's very pretty.
00:02:42 I'm not being funny,
00:02:43 We've got to stay here
00:02:45 Well, what if he doesn't
00:02:47 Then we stay here for two weeks.
00:02:48 For two weeks? In fucking Bruges?
00:02:52 With you? No way!
00:02:54 Ray, I really don't like to say this.
00:02:57 You really don't like to say what?
00:02:59 Well. You know?
00:03:03 Fucking bring that up.
00:03:42 Do you think this is good?
00:03:44 Do I think what's good?
00:03:46 You know, going round in a boat,
00:03:50 Yes, I do.
00:03:53 It's called 'sightseeing.'
00:04:05 Oh, look at that.
00:04:10 It's a former hospital.
00:04:17 Bruges is the most
00:04:19 in the whole of
00:04:44 Coming up?
00:04:47 The view.
00:04:49 The view of what?
00:04:53 Ray, you're about
00:04:57 Ken, I grew up in Dublin.
00:05:00 If I'd grown up on a farm and was
00:05:04 But I didn't, so it doesn't.
00:05:17 (HUMMING)
00:05:19 Trying to get rid of me coins.
00:05:21 3, 3.50, 4,
00:05:24 4.10, 4.20, 4.30,
00:05:30 4.70,
00:05:32 4.80,
00:05:35 4.90.
00:05:39 Will you take 4.90?
00:05:41 Entry is 5 euro.
00:05:45 Come on, man,
00:05:47 Entry is 5 euro.
00:05:56 (CASH REGISTER DINGS)
00:06:00 Happy in your work?
00:06:01 Very happy.
00:06:33 (SIGHS)
00:06:39 I like it here.
00:06:52 (IMITATES GUN FIRING)
00:07:08 MAN: Been to the top of the tower?
00:07:11 Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.
00:07:14 It is? The guidebook says
00:07:18 Well, you lot ain't going up there.
00:07:21 Pardon me? Why?
00:07:22 I mean, it's all windy stairs.
00:07:26 What exactly are you
00:07:30 What exactly
00:07:32 Youse are a bunch
00:07:34 Right, you.
00:07:43 Come on, leave it, fatty.
00:07:47 (PANTING)
00:07:55 You know, you're just
00:08:00 What's all that about?
00:08:03 They're not going up there.
00:08:04 Hey, guys, I wouldn't go up there.
00:08:08 Screw you, motherfucker!
00:08:13 Americans, isn't it?
00:08:19 Now, this is more like it.
00:08:23 One gay beer
00:08:24 and one normal beer for me,
00:08:27 (SIGHS)
00:08:28 This is the life.
00:08:30 We're not staying here getting pissed.
00:08:33 We are quietly sightseeing,
00:08:35 and awaiting his call
00:08:37 This is my vote
00:08:39 We give it another day,
00:08:42 Then we check the papers again,
00:08:45 we phone him and say, 'Harry,
00:08:48 'it's been very nice, all the
00:08:51 'but we're coming back to London now,
00:08:54 'where it isn't all just
00:08:56 My vote would be
00:09:00 and await his call
00:09:06 You don't even know
00:09:10 What are you talking about?
00:09:12 You don't even know
00:09:14 - What, on a job?
00:09:16 - Here in Bruges?
00:09:18 - Here in Bruges, on a job?
00:09:21 Why? What did he actually say?
00:09:23 He didn't actually say anything.
00:09:24 - Then why do you think it might be?
00:09:27 But it's a bit fucking
00:09:30 - 'Go take him to hide out.'
00:09:33 'Go take him to hide out
00:09:37 You can hide out in Croydon.
00:09:41 Hmm.
00:09:43 Or Coventry.
00:09:47 Hmm.
00:09:50 It is a bit over-elaborate.
00:09:54 Hmm.
00:09:56 But we haven't got any guns.
00:09:58 Harry can get guns anywhere.
00:10:01 (BELL TOLLING)
00:10:22 He's not gonna ring tonight.
00:10:30 (SIGHS)
00:10:31 He's not gonna ring tonight.
00:10:35 Let's go out.
00:10:37 - Go out where?
00:10:39 No!
00:10:58 Let's go out and have a look
00:11:00 All the old medieval
00:11:03 Because I bet they look even
00:11:11 Yes!
00:11:21 That there is called
00:11:24 They all have funny names,
00:11:27 Yes, Flemish.
00:11:29 In here it says, 'The Belgians
00:11:32 'from being murdered, 1471 and 1651.'
00:11:35 I used to hate history,
00:11:38 It's all just a load of stuff
00:11:40 What are they doing over there?
00:11:42 They're filming something.
00:11:46 Ray!
00:11:50 MAN: So, on this scene, you're supposed
00:11:58 Okay? Great.
00:12:03 Ray, come on, let's go.
00:12:04 My arse, 'Let's go.'
00:12:09 Oh, my God!
00:12:12 She's gorgeous!
00:12:14 Ray, we're going right now.
00:12:15 Fuck off, are we!
00:12:16 This is the best bit of Bruges
00:12:45 Hello.
00:12:49 Do you speak English?
00:12:53 Yes, you do.
00:12:55 What are you filming midgets for?
00:12:58 It's a Dutch movie.
00:13:02 It's a pastiche of Nicholas Roeg's
00:13:05 Not a pastiche, but a...
00:13:08 A 'homage' is too strong.
00:13:14 Wow, your English is very good.
00:13:21 A lot of midgets
00:13:26 A disproportionate amount.
00:13:29 Hervé Villechaize,
00:13:33 I think somebody
00:13:36 I suppose they must
00:13:41 being really little and that.
00:13:43 People looking at them
00:13:45 Calling them names.
00:13:50 There's another famous
00:13:55 It's not the R2-D2 man.
00:14:00 I hope your midget doesn't kill himself.
00:14:05 He doesn't like being called a midget.
00:14:07 Well, this is exactly my point!
00:14:10 People go around calling you a midget
00:14:13 Of course you're
00:14:18 - My name's Ray. What's yours?
00:14:23 How did you get past
00:14:25 Getting past security men,
00:14:28 You're a shoplifter?
00:14:29 (CHUCKLES) No, not a shoplifter.
00:14:31 It's a good joke, though.
00:14:34 No.
00:14:36 I'll tell you what I am
00:14:39 (CHUCKLING)
00:14:55 Fuck.
00:15:09 How fucking cool.
00:15:22 Mr. Blakely?
00:15:24 - Yes. No, Mr. Cranham.
00:15:31 You have a message.
00:15:38 Shit!
00:15:40 HARRY: Number one, why aren't you
00:15:43 Number two, why doesn't this hotel
00:15:46 and not I have to leave messages
00:15:49 Number three, you better fucking be in
00:15:52 or there'll be fucking Hell to pay,
00:16:20 (DOOR LOCK TURNING)
00:16:33 Would you turn
00:16:36 Sorry, Ken.
00:16:38 Keep the fucking noise down!
00:16:43 Someone's in a mood.
00:16:59 (SOFTLY) You'll never guess what.
00:17:00 Will you shut your fucking mouth,
00:17:02 Oh, sorry.
00:17:09 Except I've gotta take me
00:17:19 Altogether,
00:17:20 I had
00:17:23 five pints of beer
00:17:28 No. Six pints of beer
00:17:32 And you know what?
00:17:40 You'll never guess what, Ken.
00:17:44 - Ken, you'll never guess what.
00:17:46 Got a date for tomorrow night.
00:17:48 I'm very happy for you.
00:17:49 With a girl.
00:17:50 Can you turn
00:17:51 Only been in Bruges one day, got a date
00:17:54 the Belgian film business.
00:17:58 They're doing a film about a midget.
00:18:19 Miss?
00:18:21 Marie?
00:18:25 Sorry about the message last night.
00:18:31 Well, he's a bit of a...
00:18:33 Cock?
00:18:36 Yes. He's a bit of a cock.
00:18:41 Morning.
00:18:52 Harry called last night.
00:18:54 We missed him.
00:18:59 Jeez, he swears a lot, doesn't he?
00:19:02 We're staying in tonight.
00:19:06 Hmm.
00:19:08 Except...
00:19:12 Hmm.
00:19:14 Except 'hmm' what?
00:19:15 Except only one of us
00:19:20 Uh-huh.
00:19:23 And which one of us
00:19:26 I thought you didn't like Bruges.
00:19:27 I don't like Bruges,
00:19:29 But I did already say I had a date
00:19:33 in the Belgian film business,
00:19:42 Just don't get into
00:19:44 We're keeping a low profile.
00:19:47 And this morning,
00:19:51 we are doing what I want to do.
00:19:53 - Got it?
00:19:56 Which, I presume,
00:19:58 Oh, we shall strike a balance
00:20:02 Somehow I believe, Ken, that the
00:20:07 Like a big, fat, fucking retarded,
00:20:11 on a seesaw, opposite
00:20:18 a dwarf.
00:20:49 (DRAGGING FEET)
00:20:55 (SOFTLY) Ray, did we
00:20:58 that if I let you
00:20:59 we'd do the things
00:21:01 We are doing the things
00:21:03 And that we'd do them without you
00:21:06 like some 5-year-old who's dropped
00:21:08 I didn't agree to that.
00:21:11 I'll cheer up.
00:21:14 Up there, the top altar, is a phial
00:21:17 brought back by a Flemish knight
00:21:21 And that phial, do you know what
00:21:24 No, what's it
00:21:25 It's said to contain some drops of
00:21:29 Yeah, that's how this church got
00:21:33 Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:35 And this blood, right,
00:21:38 at different times over many years,
00:21:42 Turned back into liquid
00:21:44 At various times of great
00:21:48 stress.
00:21:49 - Yeah?
00:21:51 So, yeah, I'm gonna go up in the queue
00:21:56 - Yeah?
00:21:59 Do I have to?
00:22:02 - Do you have to?
00:22:05 It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it?
00:22:09 Of course you don't
00:22:56 You little fucking cunt.
00:23:00 (SIGHS)
00:23:30 RAY: Murder, Father.
00:23:34 PRIEST: Why did you
00:23:38 For money, Father.
00:23:40 For money?
00:23:43 You murdered someone for money?
00:23:45 Yes, Father.
00:23:46 Not out of anger, not out of nothing.
00:23:50 (CLEARS THROAT)
00:23:52 Who did you murder
00:23:55 You, Father.
00:23:59 I'm sorry?
00:24:00 I said you, Father.
00:24:03 Harry Waters says hello.
00:24:22 The little boy.
00:26:10 RAY: I quite like this one.
00:26:13 All the rest were rubbish by spastics,
00:26:17 What's that all about, then?
00:26:20 - It's Judgment Day, you know?
00:26:27 What's that then?
00:26:30 Well, it's, you know,
00:26:33 When mankind will be judged for all
00:26:40 And see who gets into Heaven and
00:26:44 Yeah.
00:26:45 And what's the other place?
00:26:47 Purgatory.
00:26:48 Purgatory?
00:26:50 Purgatory's kind of like
00:26:53 You weren't really shit, but you
00:26:58 Like Tottenham.
00:27:00 Do you believe
00:27:03 About Tottenham?
00:27:05 The Last Judgment
00:27:10 Guilt and sins and
00:27:14 Hell and all that?
00:27:20 Um...
00:27:24 Well...
00:27:32 KEN: I don't know, Ray.
00:27:35 The things you're taught as a child,
00:27:39 So, like, I believe in trying
00:27:41 Like, if there's an old lady,
00:27:45 I don't try and help her carry her
00:27:49 but I'll certainly hold
00:27:53 Yeah. And anyway, if you tried to
00:27:55 she'd probably think you were
00:27:57 Exactly. This is the world
00:28:00 At the same time as trying to lead
00:28:05 I have to reconcile myself with the
00:28:10 Not many people. Most of them were
00:28:14 Apart from one person.
00:28:16 Who's that?
00:28:18 This fellow,
00:28:20 He was just trying to protect
00:28:24 He was just a lollipop man.
00:28:26 He came at me with a bottle.
00:28:30 I shot him down.
00:28:31 Hmm.
00:28:33 In my book, though, sorry,
00:28:37 that is a deadly weapon,
00:28:39 I know that in my heart.
00:28:41 I also know that he was just trying
00:28:43 I know. But a bottle,
00:28:46 It's a case of
00:28:47 If he'd come at you with his
00:28:49 That wouldn't
00:28:50 Well, technically, your bare hands
00:28:53 They can be deadly weapons, too.
00:28:55 You said he was
00:28:57 He was a lollipop man.
00:28:59 What's a lollipop man doing
00:29:01 I'm just saying.
00:29:02 - How old was he?
00:29:05 What's a 50-year-old lollipop man
00:29:07 What was he,
00:29:10 Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to
00:29:21 I know what you're
00:29:23 I killed a little boy.
00:29:26 You didn't mean
00:29:28 I know I didn't mean to.
00:29:32 But because of the choices I made and
00:29:36 a little boy
00:29:38 And he'll never be here again.
00:29:45 I mean here in the world,
00:29:50 Well, he'll never be here in Belgium,
00:29:51 I mean, he might have wanted
00:29:55 I don't know why.
00:29:57 (SIGHS)
00:29:58 And that's all because of me.
00:30:02 He's dead because of me.
00:30:04 And I'm trying to...
00:30:07 I'm trying to get me head
00:30:11 I will always have
00:30:16 That ain't ever
00:30:20 Unless...
00:30:22 Maybe I go away.
00:30:29 Don't even think like that.
00:30:44 (EXHALES)
00:31:26 You look good.
00:31:32 What's it matter anyway?
00:31:48 (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
00:32:00 So, what do you do, Raymond?
00:32:01 I shoot people for money.
00:32:04 (SCOFFS)
00:32:07 What kinds of people?
00:32:09 Priests. Children.
00:32:12 Is there a lot of money to be made
00:32:14 There is in priests.
00:32:16 So what is it you do, Chloe?
00:32:18 I sell cocaine and heroin
00:32:21 Do you?
00:32:25 Do I look like I do?
00:32:28 You do, actually.
00:32:30 (CHUCKLING)
00:32:33 Do I look like
00:32:37 No.
00:32:40 Just children.
00:32:42 Mmm-hmm.
00:32:49 I saw your midget today.
00:32:53 Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
00:32:55 What's that?
00:32:58 Horse tranquilizer.
00:32:59 A horse tranquilizer?
00:33:01 - Where'd he get that?
00:33:03 You can't sell horse tranquilizers
00:33:10 This movie, I think it's gonna be
00:33:12 There's never been a classic movie
00:33:15 Of course there hasn't,
00:33:16 Bruges is my hometown, Ray.
00:33:18 Well, it's still a shithole.
00:33:19 It's not a shithole.
00:33:20 What? Even midgets have to
00:33:23 Okay.
00:33:25 So, you've insulted my hometown.
00:33:30 You're doing very well, Raymond.
00:33:32 Why don't you tell me some
00:33:35 I don't know any Belgian jokes.
00:33:36 And if I did, I think I'd have
00:33:40 Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there
00:33:44 Then I do know a Belgian joke.
00:33:49 What's Belgium famous for?
00:33:51 Chocolates and child abuse.
00:33:53 And they only invented the chocolates
00:33:57 What?
00:33:59 One of the girls they murdered was
00:34:07 (SIGHS)
00:34:12 I'm sorry, Chloe.
00:34:23 One of the girls they murdered
00:34:27 I just wanted to
00:34:29 And it worked.
00:34:51 Fucking unbelievable.
00:35:06 What's fucking unbelievable?
00:35:08 Are you talking to me?
00:35:12 (SOFTLY) He pauses, even though he
00:35:15 And he repeats.
00:35:16 Yes, I am talking to you.
00:35:21 Well, I'll tell you what's
00:35:23 Blowing cigarette smoke straight into
00:35:26 That's fucking unbelievable!
00:35:27 - This is the smoking section.
00:35:31 All right?
00:35:33 I don't wanna
00:35:36 Isn't that what the
00:35:39 Vietnamese? What are you
00:35:42 That statement makes
00:35:44 - Yes it does.
00:35:46 Well, saying it over and over ain't
00:35:49 How does the Vietnamese
00:35:52 to myself and my girlfriend
00:35:54 your friend's cigarette smoke?
00:35:56 Tell me how saying...
00:35:59 That's for John Lennon,
00:36:02 A bottle? No, don't bother.
00:36:11 (GROANS)
00:36:19 We're leaving.
00:36:20 I don't hit women!
00:36:25 I'd hit a woman who was trying to
00:36:27 That's different.
00:36:29 Or a woman who could do karate.
00:36:32 I'd never hit a woman generally, Chloe.
00:36:36 God, you're pretty.
00:36:39 I have to make a call.
00:36:41 Oh, no.
00:36:43 You've gone off me, now, haven't you?
00:36:48 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
00:37:01 (PHONE RINGING)
00:37:12 Hello?
00:37:15 We just popped out for some dinner,
00:37:18 Yeah? What'd you have?
00:37:20 - For dinner?
00:37:22 Pizza, at Pizza Hut.
00:37:23 Was it nice?
00:37:24 Yeah, it was all right.
00:37:26 The same as in England.
00:37:28 Well, that's globalization,
00:37:32 He's in the toilet.
00:37:34 - Can he hear?
00:37:36 What's he doing?
00:37:38 - What do you mean?
00:37:41 I don't know, Harry,
00:37:43 Send him out on an errand for half
00:37:49 (SIGHS)
00:37:52 Ray? Why don't you go out down
00:37:59 Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't,
00:38:02 but might as well enjoy ourselves, eh?
00:38:04 No, I don't know if they've got
00:38:10 Yeah, see you.
00:38:22 Yeah. He's gone.
00:38:24 What'd you say to him?
00:38:26 I said, 'Why don't you go have a drink,
00:38:28 - What did he say?
00:38:31 And he might go have a look to see
00:38:33 Was he just having a wee?
00:38:35 Yeah, I think so.
00:38:37 Sure he didn't mind?
00:38:38 No, he was glad to get out.
00:38:40 He's definitely gone?
00:38:41 Yeah, yeah, he slammed the door.
00:38:42 That don't mean he's gone.
00:39:02 Harry, he's definitely gone.
00:39:04 You realize there are no
00:39:07 I realize that, Harry.
00:39:09 What are they gonna have,
00:39:12 As I say, I think he was just glad
00:39:14 So, is he having a nice time,
00:39:17 I had a lovely time
00:39:19 All the canals and the
00:39:22 When were you here?
00:39:23 When I was seven.
00:39:27 - Have you been on a canal trip, yet?
00:39:30 Have you been down, like,
00:39:32 Yeah.
00:39:33 It's like a fairytale,
00:39:36 With the churches and that.
00:39:38 - Is it Gothic?
00:39:39 So he's having
00:39:42 Well, I'm having
00:39:45 I'm not sure if it's
00:39:50 What?
00:39:52 You know, I'm not sure
00:39:54 What do you mean,
00:39:56 What's that supposed to mean,
00:39:58 What the fuck is that
00:39:59 Nothing, Harry.
00:40:01 It's a fairytale
00:40:03 How can a fairytale town not be
00:40:06 How can all those canals and bridges
00:40:09 all that beautiful
00:40:11 how can that not be
00:40:13 What I think I meant to say was:
00:40:14 - Is the swan still there?
00:40:16 How can fucking swans not fucking
00:40:20 How can that be?
00:40:21 What I think I meant to say was,
00:40:22 when he first arrived,
00:40:25 You know, there's that big, dual
00:40:29 It mightn't have been here when you
00:40:32 Well, as soon as he got into,
00:40:35 and he saw the canals and the bridges and,
00:40:39 well, he just
00:40:41 Couldn't get enough of it,
00:40:44 It was just that initial, dual carriageway
00:40:49 Don't know if I remember
00:40:51 Must be recent.
00:40:52 Hasn't spoilt it, has it?
00:40:53 No, no, no, it's just that
00:40:59 And you know what?
00:41:02 As we were walking
00:41:04 there was this sort of freezing fog
00:41:10 and it made it look almost like
00:41:14 And he turned to me,
00:41:15 What'd he say?
00:41:17 He said, 'Ken, I know I'm awake,
00:41:22 Yeah? He said that?
00:41:25 Yeah.
00:41:26 Meaning, like,
00:41:28 Yeah. Of course,
00:41:31 Oh, good: I'm glad
00:41:35 I'm glad we were able
00:41:37 Something good and happy. Because he
00:41:42 Huh?
00:41:43 He wasn't a bad kid,
00:41:47 Listen, take down this address.
00:41:50 That's 'Raam,' like 'Ram,'
00:41:54 Raamstraat 17.
00:41:55 You got that?
00:41:57 Yes, Raamstraat 17.
00:41:59 Good: There'll be a man there tomorrow
00:42:03 - Yuri.
00:42:05 Ring me on the public phone
00:42:07 about 3:00 or 4:00 tomorrow,
00:42:10 After what's done?
00:42:13 Are you being thick?
00:42:16 - No.
00:42:18 He was a good bloke, but when it
00:42:21 he blew the head off a little
00:42:24 So if the buck don't stop with him,
00:42:33 Ken?
00:42:35 If the buck don't stop with him,
00:42:37 It stops with me, Harry.
00:42:39 Look, don't get shirty, Ken.
00:42:42 Listen, I'm just glad that I was able
00:42:47 Do what for the boy?
00:42:49 You know, have him
00:42:52 I'd like to go to see
00:42:56 What was it he said again about:
00:43:02 'I know I'm awake, but I feel like
00:43:07 Yeah.
00:43:10 Give me a call
00:43:34 (GASPS)
00:43:37 That's my fucking girlfriend,
00:43:40 Eirik, what are you doing?
00:43:42 Where are you from, fucker?
00:43:43 Ireland, originally.
00:43:46 And you think it's okay
00:43:48 and fuck another man's girl?
00:43:50 Look, I didn't know she had
00:43:52 And I haven't fucked her, anyway.
00:43:55 Eirik, put the gun down!
00:43:58 Get down on your knees
00:44:00 Don't start being silly.
00:44:02 Get down on your:
00:44:05 Exactly at what point was it that
00:44:08 Used to be,
00:44:10 you just went around beating up
00:44:12 Now it seems a prerequisite
00:44:17 That's not gonna help you, man.
00:44:18 Ray, there's only
00:44:27 Eirik, don't!
00:44:29 Now who's the fucking bum-boy?
00:44:31 You, you fucking bum-boy!
00:44:33 (GROANING)
00:44:35 Chloe, what exactly
00:44:37 I can't see!
00:44:39 Of course you can't
00:44:44 - Is this fella your boyfriend?
00:44:49 Well, what's he doing here?
00:44:50 We... We rob tourists, sometimes.
00:44:53 I fucking knew it was too good
00:44:57 I knew you'd have never
00:44:59 No! That's not true, I...
00:45:01 I called it off tonight.
00:45:04 Why did you come tonight?
00:45:06 EIRIK: Chloe, I can't see,
00:45:07 Stop whingeing
00:45:10 I haven't had a shag in months!
00:45:11 I can't see out of this eye, Chloe!
00:45:17 I'll drive you.
00:45:18 Great! Now the whole
00:45:20 No!
00:45:22 You can stay if you want. I just
00:45:26 I just knew someone like you
00:45:29 - I just knew.
00:45:31 You know, someone nice.
00:45:41 Call me. Please.
00:45:48 EIRIK: Chloe!
00:46:30 Cha-ching!
00:46:57 (MUMBLES)
00:47:00 Have you got some
00:47:02 No, no problem.
00:47:04 Four beers in 20 minutes.
00:47:09 Fuck off.
00:47:18 JIMMY: Beer and a red wine.
00:47:20 I'll be back.
00:47:24 How's the movie going?
00:47:26 It's a jumped-up Eurotrash piece of
00:47:30 Like, in a bad way?
00:47:36 Your girlfriend's
00:47:38 She ain't my girlfriend.
00:47:44 Didn't know there were
00:47:46 You just have to look
00:47:49 Brothels are good.
00:47:52 Well, you've picked up
00:47:55 Thank you.
00:48:01 You from the States?
00:48:03 Yeah.
00:48:05 But don't hold it against me.
00:48:06 I'll try not to.
00:48:09 Just try not to say
00:48:30 Hey-ho. Drowning
00:48:32 What sorrows?
00:48:36 One gay beer, please.
00:48:37 How'd your date go?
00:48:39 My date involved two instances of
00:48:41 One instance of her hand on my cock
00:48:43 which lasted all too briefly.
00:48:46 One instance of me stealing five grams of
00:48:50 and one instance of me
00:48:52 So, all in all, my evening
00:48:55 You got five grams of coke?
00:48:58 I've got four grams on me
00:49:00 which is why me heart
00:49:01 as if I'm about to
00:49:02 So if I collapse any minute now,
00:49:05 that it might have something
00:49:06 Give us a gram, then.
00:49:08 I thought you were laying off,
00:49:10 You know what? Right now,
00:49:41 Why didn't you wave hello to me
00:49:45 I was on a very strong
00:49:47 I wasn't waving hello to anybody,
00:49:53 Huh? What are you
00:49:55 Just horseshit.
00:49:58 You from America?
00:50:00 Yeah. But don't
00:50:03 Well, that's for me
00:50:06 Are you from America, too?
00:50:07 No, I'm from Amsterdam.
00:50:09 (SCOFFS) Amsterdam.
00:50:10 Amsterdam is just a load of bloody
00:50:13 Yes. That's why I came to Bruges.
00:50:15 I thought I'd get
00:50:20 Huh?
00:50:23 You two are weird.
00:50:27 Would you like some cocaine?
00:50:31 I've also got some
00:50:36 (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
00:50:45 Hervé Villechaize, I know, did.
00:50:48 The dwarf off, I think,
00:50:52 Lots of midgets:
00:50:54 Dwarves, top themselves.
00:50:57 Hmm. Shitloads.
00:51:01 Would you ever think about it?
00:51:03 Huh?
00:51:04 Would you ever think about killing
00:51:08 Fuck, man!
00:51:11 We're just chatting,
00:51:19 See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel
00:51:22 A five-star,
00:51:26 You know, sometimes, I think Harry
00:51:32 Has he still not called?
00:51:35 No. Still hasn't called.
00:51:37 No news is good news, eh?
00:51:40 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
00:51:48 RAY: Hmm.
00:51:50 Who's she?
00:51:54 JIMMY: There's gonna be a war, man.
00:51:57 I can see it.
00:51:58 There's gonna be a war between the
00:52:02 You ain't even gonna need
00:52:05 This ain't gonna be a war
00:52:07 Your side's already
00:52:09 And I know whose side I'm fighting on.
00:52:12 The whites are gonna get
00:52:14 JIMMY: You don't decide
00:52:16 Well, who are the half-castes
00:52:18 The blacks, man.
00:52:21 But what about the Pakistanis?
00:52:24 The blacks.
00:52:28 Think of a hard one.
00:52:30 What about the Vietnamese?
00:52:32 The blacks!
00:52:34 Well, I'm definitely fighting with
00:52:43 So, hang on.
00:52:45 Would all of the white midgets in
00:52:47 against all the black
00:52:48 Yeah.
00:52:51 That would make a good film!
00:52:54 You don't know how much shit I've had
00:52:59 That's...
00:53:02 Undeniably true.
00:53:04 See, Jimmy,
00:53:07 my wife was black.
00:53:10 And I loved her very much.
00:53:13 And in 1976, she was murdered
00:53:20 So, where the fuck am I supposed
00:53:26 Did they get the guy who did it?
00:53:28 A friend of mine got him.
00:53:29 Harry Waters got him.
00:53:33 So tell me, Jim, whose side do I fight
00:53:41 I think you need to
00:53:45 and let your conscience decide, Ken.
00:53:57 Two manky hookers
00:54:02 I think I'm heading home.
00:54:03 Yeah. I think I'll come with you.
00:54:07 What's...
00:54:10 You don't know karate.
00:54:12 Don't say you didn't
00:54:13 Don't say you didn't
00:54:15 Shortarse!
00:55:44 Meeting Yuri.
00:55:45 Yes, I'm Yuri.
00:56:16 Mr. Waters said
00:56:22 There are a lot of alcoves
00:56:26 You use this word,
00:56:29 'Alcoves'? Yes. Sometimes.
00:56:31 There are not many people around
00:56:36 If I were to murder a man,
00:56:42 Are you sure this is
00:56:45 'Alcoves,' yes.
00:56:49 'Nooks and crannies,' yes.
00:56:53 'Nooks and crannies,'
00:57:03 You are going to do it, aren't you?
00:57:07 Of course I'm going to fucking do it.
00:57:11 It's what I do.
00:57:19 Your friend was behaving
00:57:30 Oddly? How?
00:57:32 Well, he asked me about the baby,
00:57:37 I said I didn't mind as long as
00:57:40 But then he gave me 200 euros
00:57:46 I refused, obviously,
00:57:53 Would you give it back to him
00:57:56 I don't want to appear ungrateful, but it
00:58:01 - Do you know where he is now?
00:59:04 Sorry, Ray.
00:59:07 I'm sorry.
00:59:39 Ray, don't!
00:59:41 Fucking hell!
00:59:43 - I was behind the thing.
00:59:46 What the fuck are you doing?
00:59:48 Nothing.
00:59:49 (BREATHING HEAVILY)
00:59:51 Oh, my God!
00:59:55 - You were gonna kill me.
00:59:58 You were gonna kill yourself!
01:00:03 I'm allowed to.
01:00:04 No, you're not!
01:00:05 What?
01:00:07 I'm not allowed to and you are?
01:00:17 Can we go somewhere
01:00:23 I wasn't gonna go
01:00:26 You fucking looked like you were
01:00:32 Where'd you get that gun?
01:00:34 A friend of Harry's.
01:00:35 Fuck, man.
01:00:39 Let me see it.
01:00:45 Silencer, too.
01:00:49 Nice.
01:00:55 Mine's a bloody girl's gun.
01:01:07 I'm keeping it.
01:01:12 Give me me gun back.
01:01:14 You're a suicide case.
01:01:15 And you were trying to shoot me
01:01:18 You're not getting
01:01:20 A great day this has
01:01:22 I'm suicidal,
01:01:26 me gun gets nicked
01:01:30 Listen, I'm gonna give you some money
01:01:35 Back to England?
01:01:36 You can't go back to England, Ray.
01:01:39 (CRYING) I want to be a dead man.
01:01:42 Have you been missing something?
01:01:45 You don't want to be
01:01:50 I killed a little boy!
01:02:06 Then save the next little boy.
01:02:10 Just go away somewhere,
01:02:12 get out of this business
01:02:17 You're not gonna
01:02:20 You're not gonna
01:02:25 But you might save the next one.
01:02:29 What am I gonna be, a doctor?
01:02:32 You need exams.
01:02:34 Do anything, Ray.
01:02:53 RAY: What a wanker!
01:02:57 He said this whole trip,
01:03:01 this whole being in Bruges thing,
01:03:04 was just to give you one last,
01:03:09 In Bruges?
01:03:13 (LAUGHING)
01:03:16 The Bahamas, maybe.
01:03:20 Why fucking Bruges?
01:03:22 I suppose it's cheaper.
01:03:28 (WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON PA)
01:03:31 The rest of the acid
01:03:35 Can I have me gun back, please?
01:03:42 What am I gonna do, Ken?
01:03:45 - What am I gonna do?
01:03:49 Keep on moving.
01:03:51 Try not to think about it.
01:03:54 Learn a new language, maybe?
01:03:56 Sure, I can hardly do English.
01:03:58 That's one thing
01:03:59 You don't have to learn
01:04:01 Just forget about home for a while.
01:04:04 See how the land lies
01:04:07 Seven years is not that long.
01:04:10 It's longer than that boy got.
01:04:12 Me first fucking job.
01:04:16 Great hitman I turned out to be.
01:04:22 Some people just aren't
01:04:26 Are you?
01:04:34 When are you
01:04:37 I'll head back in a couple
01:04:39 Harry's not gonna be mad at you,
01:04:43 I'll sort out Harry.
01:04:44 Just tell him I'll have probably
01:04:48 You won't, will you, Ray?
01:05:09 Harry? It's Ken.
01:05:12 Listen to this noise.
01:05:16 Do you know what that is?
01:05:18 Yeah, I know you know it's a train.
01:05:22 Well, it's a train that Ray just
01:05:25 and he doesn't know where he's going
01:05:28 So if you need to do your worst,
01:05:31 You've got the address of the hotel.
01:05:34 Because I've got to quite
01:05:37 It's like a fucking
01:06:03 (PHONE BANGING)
01:06:09 Harry.
01:06:11 Harry!
01:06:12 What?
01:06:14 It's an inanimate fucking object.
01:06:16 You're an inanimate fucking object!
01:06:26 (CLEARS THROAT)
01:06:28 Now, you lot be good for your mummy
01:06:31 'Cause Daddy's got to
01:06:33 Where are you going?
01:06:34 I've got to go to Bruges.
01:06:36 Bruges? Where's that?
01:06:38 It's in Belgium.
01:06:40 Why would anybody
01:06:43 'Cause I've got to
01:06:45 Is it something
01:06:48 It's something to do with Ken.
01:06:51 It's a matter of honor.
01:06:54 Well, it ain't gonna
01:07:00 Well, of course it's gonna be dangerous
01:07:03 You are bringing the fellas with you?
01:07:05 Tell me you're bringing
01:07:08 Harry.
01:07:10 I'm sorry for calling you
01:07:13 I was upset.
01:08:20 (TRAIN BRAKES SCREECHING)
01:08:54 You're Irish?
01:08:58 What is your name?
01:09:02 Derek Perlurrl.
01:09:08 You hit the Canadian.
01:09:11 You hit the Canadian.
01:09:13 I 'heet' the Canadian?
01:09:19 That's him!
01:09:28 You hit the Canadian, yeah?
01:09:31 Canadian? Shit.
01:09:39 (HANDCUFFS CLICKING)
01:09:40 - We're taking you back to Bruges.
01:10:10 Aye aye.
01:10:13 YURI: Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
01:10:18 (CHUCKLES) An Uzi?
01:10:20 I'm not from South Central
01:10:23 I didn't come here to shoot 20 black
01:10:27 I want a normal gun
01:10:41 I knew he wouldn't kill the guy.
01:10:44 I could see it in his eyes when I was
01:10:49 - About the what?
01:10:51 The alcoves in the
01:10:56 Oh, I also have some dumdums.
01:10:58 You use this word,'dumdums'?
01:11:02 Dumdums, yeah.
01:11:03 Would you like some
01:11:06 I know I shouldn't,
01:11:10 but I will.
01:11:16 Motherfucker.
01:11:19 Is he talking to me?
01:11:20 No, Eirik's on your side,
01:11:22 Your young friend
01:11:24 Ray did?
01:11:26 I was trying to rob him
01:11:30 And the gun
01:11:33 and he shot the blank
01:11:35 And now, I cannot see from this eye
01:11:41 Well, to be honest, it sounds like
01:11:44 What?
01:11:45 I mean, basically, if you're robbing
01:11:48 and you allow your gun
01:11:50 and you allow yourself to be shot
01:11:52 for which I assume the person has to get
01:11:56 yeah, really, it's all your fault
01:11:59 So why don't you stop whingeing
01:12:02 YURI: Eirik, I really wouldn't respond.
01:12:12 I thought you wanted the guy dead?
01:12:13 I do want the guy dead.
01:12:15 But it don't change the fact
01:12:19 Does it?
01:12:22 Thanks for the gun, Yuri.
01:13:31 Well?
01:13:34 The boy is suicidal, Harry.
01:13:36 He's a walking dead man.
01:13:39 Keeps going on
01:13:41 When I phoned you
01:13:43 'Ken, will you do me a favor and
01:13:47 No. What I think I asked you was,
01:13:52 'He's suicidal'?
01:13:54 I'm suicidal. You're suicidal.
01:13:57 We don't all keep
01:13:59 Has he killed himself yet?
01:14:04 He put a loaded gun to his head this morning.
01:14:06 He... What?
01:14:10 We were down in the park...
01:14:11 Let me get this right.
01:14:15 What's that got to do
01:14:17 Let me get this right. Not only
01:14:20 you've even stopped the boy
01:14:22 which would have
01:14:24 which would have
01:14:25 which sounds like
01:14:27 It wouldn't have
01:14:29 Ken, if I had killed a little kid,
01:14:33 I wouldn't have thought twice.
01:14:34 I'd have killed myself on the
01:14:37 I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth
01:14:39 That's you, Harry.
01:14:43 The boy has the capacity to do
01:14:46 Excuse me, Ken.
01:14:50 Yeah, you do. You've the capacity
01:14:54 Yeah, now I'm
01:14:57 Harry, let's face it.
01:14:59 And I'm not being funny,
01:15:01 but you're a cunt.
01:15:03 You're a cunt now,
01:15:06 And the only thing that's
01:15:10 Maybe have some
01:15:11 Leave my kids fucking out of it.
01:15:13 You fucking retract that bit
01:15:16 I retract that bit about
01:15:18 Insulting my fucking kids!
01:15:22 I retracted it, didn't I?
01:15:27 Still leaves you being a cunt.
01:15:28 Yeah, I fucking got that.
01:15:49 Where's Ray now?
01:15:52 Oh, right about now,
01:15:55 of the one million towns in
01:16:01 (DOOR SHUTS)
01:16:15 I'll get all the money
01:16:17 It's not a problem,
01:16:19 And I'll get all your acid and
01:16:21 English humor!
01:16:23 I'm assuming you've
01:16:28 That Yuri bloke's
01:16:31 He does yoga.
01:16:34 'The alcoves.'
01:16:35 Was he going on
01:16:37 (CHUCKLES)
01:16:39 'The alcoves
01:16:46 (SNIFFLES)
01:16:50 Harry, I know you gotta do
01:16:53 It's a bit crowded
01:16:55 Well, I'm not gonna
01:16:57 in the middle of a thousand
01:17:01 Not to mention the other
01:17:05 Hmm.
01:17:07 To see the swans and the Gothic
01:17:10 - Are you trying to fucking wind me up?
01:17:13 On top of calling me a cunt
01:17:15 I might just have to
01:17:18 Christ!
01:17:23 Let's go up the bell tower.
01:17:26 Be quiet up there
01:17:28 Let's go up there.
01:17:49 Yeah. Canadians.
01:17:52 I feel a bit bad. They didn't kill
01:17:56 Anyway, supposed to turn up
01:17:58 Are you going to turn up?
01:17:59 Don't know.
01:18:00 What have I got to
01:18:05 The most beautiful woman
01:18:09 you've ever seen
01:18:12 in all of your stupid life.
01:18:25 The tower is closed this evening.
01:18:27 No way. It's supposed
01:18:29 The tower is usually
01:18:31 Yesterday an American
01:18:34 Today the tower is closed.
01:18:36 Here, cranky, here's 100 for you.
01:18:45 The tower is closed this evening.
01:18:51 Understand, Englishman?
01:18:59 (GROANING)
01:19:32 (CHUCKLES)
01:19:33 Jimmy, I've been wanting to say
01:19:35 I'm really sorry for
01:19:38 That was way out of order.
01:19:41 You know, Ray, I'd find it easier
01:19:45 if the two of you weren't
01:19:50 (BOTH CHUCKLING)
01:19:53 It's for the goddamn movie, man.
01:19:59 It is a nice town, Harry.
01:20:03 I'm glad I got to see it.
01:20:09 I didn't mean to be taking the
01:20:13 It is a fairytale place.
01:20:16 - It really is.
01:20:18 It's just a shame
01:20:19 But then you figure if it wasn't
01:20:23 there'd be too many people coming to
01:20:29 Well, I'm glad I got to see it
01:20:34 before I died.
01:20:42 What are you doing?
01:20:44 What are you fucking doing?
01:20:46 I'm not fighting anymore, Harry.
01:20:49 All right, then I'm blowing
01:20:54 Don't come over all Gandhi.
01:21:00 Ken, stop messing about, please.
01:21:01 Pick up your gun. I know I'm going
01:21:04 'cause you're a spaz, but...
01:21:08 I'm totally in your debt.
01:21:13 The things that have
01:21:17 I love you unreservedly
01:21:18 What?
01:21:21 For your integrity.
01:21:23 For your honor.
01:21:26 I love you.
01:21:30 The boy had to be let go.
01:21:34 The boy had to be given a chance.
01:21:37 And if to do that, I had to say,
01:21:43 'and fuck everything that's gone on
01:21:48 But I'm not fighting you.
01:21:52 And I accept, totally,
01:21:54 I accept it. Totally.
01:21:59 Oh, yeah?
01:22:03 Yeah.
01:22:09 Well, you say all that fucking stuff,
01:22:15 It's entirely up to you, Harry.
01:22:18 It's entirely your call.
01:22:21 All I'm saying is
01:22:31 Oh, you fucking cunt!
01:22:33 Look, I'm not gonna
01:22:34 just 'cause you're standing about
01:22:39 - Like who?
01:22:41 out of Jesus of
01:22:43 My fucking leg!
01:22:44 The psycho dwarf turns out to just be
01:22:49 and it's all some kind of
01:22:51 Kiss my ass!
01:22:53 I guess at least there weren't any
01:22:58 I wasn't...
01:23:00 I wasn't talking about...
01:23:04 There's gonna be a war between
01:23:07 And all the black midgets
01:23:09 which would actually
01:23:11 That's just cocaine.
01:23:13 He didn't even want
01:23:15 That's just cocaine.
01:23:18 Listen, we're filming down
01:23:22 It might actually be good for once.
01:23:26 You guys should come along.
01:23:28 We...I think we're just gonna have
01:23:35 That's how it is!
01:23:38 In another life.
01:23:47 They're great,
01:24:04 You didn't. You didn't!
01:24:48 (GRUNTING)
01:24:52 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
01:24:55 Mr. Waters? Mr. Waters?
01:25:00 - Who's that?
01:25:04 - The blind boy?
01:25:08 Yes.
01:25:10 What do you fucking want?
01:25:12 The guy you're looking for,
01:25:14 the guy Ray, he's downstairs
01:25:23 (GRUNTING)
01:25:53 I'm sorry, Ken.
01:25:56 But you can't kill a kid
01:26:01 You just can't.
01:26:18 - Where?
01:26:21 The bar to the left.
01:26:35 (GROANING)
01:26:50 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
01:28:51 (COINS CLINKING)
01:29:18 (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
01:29:40 Ken!
01:29:41 (GASPING)
01:29:44 Ken! Ken!
01:29:48 Harry's here.
01:29:51 What?
01:29:54 Take
01:29:57 my gun.
01:30:12 Ken?
01:30:14 Where's my gun?
01:30:17 Where's my gun?
01:30:22 I'm gonna die now, I think.
01:30:27 Oh, Ken!
01:30:30 Jesus!
01:31:08 (SCREAMING)
01:32:39 Mr. Blakely said you had left.
01:32:41 I need the key
01:32:42 Quickly, now!
01:32:45 And you gotta go home right now.
01:32:47 - All right? Go home! Right now!
01:33:33 MARIE: No, I won't let you
01:33:37 HARRY: Lady, get out of
01:33:39 No, I won't. I won't
01:33:43 You'll have to go through me.
01:33:45 Well, obviously,
01:33:48 I'm a nice person.
01:33:49 But could you just get out
01:33:57 Marie!
01:33:59 Just let him come up, it's okay.
01:34:01 Harry, swear not to start
01:34:05 I swear not to start shooting till she's
01:34:08 Well, I'm not going anywhere.
01:34:11 This is my hotel.
01:34:13 So you can fuck off!
01:34:27 - I suppose you've got a gun up there?
01:34:31 Then what are we gonna do?
01:34:34 Why don't you both put your
01:34:37 Don't be stupid.
01:34:42 - Harry, I've got an idea.
01:34:45 My room faces onto the canal, right?
01:34:48 I'm gonna go back to me room,
01:34:50 see if I can swim to the other side
01:34:52 Right. If you go outside
01:34:55 you can shoot at me from there
01:34:57 That way, we leave this lady and her
01:35:00 Do you completely promise
01:35:02 I don't want to run out there,
01:35:04 and find you fucking
01:35:06 I completely promise, Harry.
01:35:07 I'm not gonna risk having another
01:35:09 So, hang on, I go outside,
01:35:14 You go right, don't you?
01:35:15 You can see it from the doorway!
01:35:18 All right. Jesus!
01:35:21 Okay. On a count of
01:35:24 Okay.
01:35:31 What? Who says it?
01:35:33 Oh, you say it.
01:35:34 You guys are crazy.
01:35:36 - Are you ready?
01:35:38 - Set?
01:35:39 One, two, three, go!
01:35:55 Keep driving!
01:36:04 No way. You're way
01:36:12 (GROANING)
01:38:09 The little boy.
01:38:11 That's right, Ray.
01:38:13 The little boy.
01:39:20 Oh.
01:39:23 I see.
01:39:31 No, Harry.
01:39:34 He's not...
01:39:38 You've got to stick
01:40:07 RAY: There's a Christmas tree
01:40:09 with a bunch of presents underneath
01:40:13 And I thought, 'If I survive all this,
01:40:17 'apologize to
01:40:19 'and accept whatever
01:40:23 Prison, death,
01:40:27 Because at least in prison
01:40:31 I wouldn't be
01:40:36 But then, like a flash,
01:40:42 'Fuck, man, maybe
01:40:46 'The entire rest of eternity
01:40:54 And I really, really
01:41:00 I really, really