In Her Shoes
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Your 10-year high school reunion |
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Oh, everybody wants to make a good impression, |
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Ted? Tad? Whatever |
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I know, not exactly |
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but it's not like I had |
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or a Rittenhouse Square apartment, |
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- Oh |
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- Man |
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Yes, baby, that's-that's it |
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There are women- thinner women- |
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who have lace bras, silk thongs |
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things designed to excite a man |
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A thong would look ridiculous on me |
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I wear cotton briefs |
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My life is about working long hours |
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planning trips I never take |
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and settling for love found |
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And because things like this |
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the lawyer in me wants proof |
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Hold on |
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Is this Rose Feller? |
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Who is this? |
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My name's Todd |
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Things like this, |
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Those are my shoes |
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You know, it is actually possible |
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and not wind up passed out |
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1994 called |
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Oh |
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How are the fashionable girls |
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when they pick up their drunk sisters |
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Is that even a dress? |
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Just drive |
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Shit |
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- Oh! |
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Shh Don't let Sydelle know |
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Oops |
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I was very clear |
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You can only stay here |
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- Excuse me I'm gonna go to bed |
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Absolutely not |
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Where is she supposed to go? |
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- I don't care Take her home with you |
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- I don't care Take her home with you |
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Gee, you two really know |
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- I want to talk to Dad about this |
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My Marcia and her husband are coming |
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I'm sure if he were given the choice of resting |
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he'd choose me |
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Did you just raise your eyebrow? |
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I can't tell It doesn't- |
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It doesn't move anymore |
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"My Marcia's coming for brunch" |
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To stuff her anorexic face |
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What is this? |
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Rose Feller! |
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- Is there a man in this house? |
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- A human man? |
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Oh |
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No, give me that! |
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- No! Ooh! |
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- Yummy Yummy |
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He's cute Who is he? |
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None of your business |
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Well, I, for one |
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Am shocked |
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and appalled |
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Shh! Don't, Maggie Shut up |
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Life doesn't have |
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If you just prepared a little, you know, |
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Oh, right |
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I mean the literacy place |
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Retard "U" |
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- If you just went back, finished up there- |
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maybe it'll help you |
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I know what I'm good at |
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- Besides that |
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You have so much potential |
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- You do realize I'm drunk, don't you? |
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Remember Honey Bun? |
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How long did we have him for? |
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- A day |
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That was a good day |
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Yeah |
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- Oh Good morning, um- |
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- Hi |
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- Is that English? |
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This is my sister, Maggie |
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She just dropped by last night to visit |
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Right |
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- Good morning |
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- I'm sorry about that |
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Hey |
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I could've sworn I had some 20s here |
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Mm-hmm! Okay |
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Hmm |
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Sherbet |
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Where does she get the time |
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Okay |
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I love you |
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All right, Rose What do you got? |
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Oh, shit! |
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There's a man in this picture? |
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Oh, shut up! |
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- Who's next? |
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- Thank you |
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- Can you make that a full pound |
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Office romances can go very bad |
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Well, they can also go very good |
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You know, 30% of married women |
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- Where did you get that statistic? |
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Mm-hmm |
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All extracurricular activity happens |
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No, his Mine's a little crowded |
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- No! |
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You say that like that's something |
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Why do you let her do this to you? |
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Because she's my sister |
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All right What's your name? |
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Maggie May Feller What's yours? |
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Some of you who had plans for the weekend |
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The settlement discussions for the Donaldson |
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so we'll need to start |
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Simon, you should put together |
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And, Ellen, you should start drafting |
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I'll need to see that before we file it, |
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Let's get to it |
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Listen, uh, |
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to do some recruiting interviews |
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- Can you go for me? |
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- Yeah |
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- Aw, come on I promised I'd be the clown |
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If I could drag an associate along to help |
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Uh, Feller? |
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- Any interest? Chicago? |
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I mean, like you said, |
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Buy some mittens |
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Rose Your sister |
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Guess who's in New York waiting for |
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Well, uh- |
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Out of curiosity, um, how much |
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Who cares? I'll make it back |
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Oh, right, when MTV hires you |
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Would it kill you to be supportive? |
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I mean, would that just send you |
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Anaphylactic, Maggie, not "anaphallic" |
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- Maggie May Feller! |
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I have to go That's me |
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- You're next |
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- Welcome back, Maggie May |
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Now, you see the screen |
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Just read what it says |
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and just look into the camera |
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and give it that- that personality |
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Just let it shine through |
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Okay, whenever you're ready |
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"It's Friday afternoon on"- Oh |
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- Okay Let's try again |
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- Okay |
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"It's Friday afternoon on TRL and"- |
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Take it back |
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"It's Friday afternoon |
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You okay, Maggie May? |
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Yeah |
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Well? Are you famous yet? |
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A position in retail |
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Employment history? |
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What was your last job? |
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- Lucky Jeans for three weeks |
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Some crazy bitch with a coupon |
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The coupon says 15%! |
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15% of 42! Do the math! |
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Okay, well, if anyone asks, just |
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say it wasn't challenging enough |
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And before that was the restaurant, right? |
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And before that? |
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Before that? The Gap |
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Before that? The Limited |
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Wanamaker's Fragrance, |
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Oh, come on You really don't |
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No, but I also don't want you |
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I'll let you do my résumé |
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- Forget it |
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I don't know- at some point today, |
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and I'd rather not do it |
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Oh, come on I promise you'll |
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Let's go pick out an outfit |
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- I don't have- |
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You know |
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you don't even wear most of these |
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Shoes like these should not |
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They should be living |
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getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire |
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thinking that he just went back into the bar |
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- These are cute too |
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Look, if you're not gonna wear them, |
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Leave them for somebody who's |
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I get something out of them |
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When I feel bad, |
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Clothes never look any good |
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Food just makes me fatter |
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Shoes always fit |
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- Don't slouch |
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I think we're gonna |
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- I thought I was getting a drink out of this |
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Eww! Maggie, no |
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How would you ladies like |
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- What is that? |
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You know what? Sydelle's right |
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Why, because I say "vagina"? |
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"Michael, |
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My Marcia never uses the word 'vagina'!" |
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Oh, no, my Marcia |
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Oh, my Marcia has a vagina, |
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but my Marcia's vagina is made |
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My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, |
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What can I get you girls? |
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We'll have two stacks |
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and a side of bacon, please |
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- Thank you |
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Oh, and, uh, are you hiring? |
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I'll bring an application |
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My Marcia never eats pancakes |
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That's why my Marcia |
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What? |
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I can't believe you just did that |
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Did what? |
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"Are you hiring?" |
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God, Rose, |
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- It's an opportunity |
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To work the graveyard shift serving pancakes |
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I think you should work, so you don't |
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What are you talking about? |
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No Cuervo Carl got the drinks, and only |
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Well, I didn't |
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You need a job, Maggie |
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There's a whole world |
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that has nothing to do with sex |
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Where people actually make money |
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Obviously, or you'd starve |
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You're not gonna look |
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Eventually you'll be older |
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and then all the men who foot your bill now |
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And what are you gonna do then? |
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Well, you better think of something |
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'cause middle-aged tramps aren't cute |
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They're pathetic |
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- Fine |
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Sit down, Mag Mag |
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Your car's here, Miss Feller |
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Mm-hmm |
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Thank you |
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Hey |
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Danvers got busy |
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Almond croissant? Still warm |
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Hi I was, uh, wondering |
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Hi |
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Great |
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Shit |
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- You know about anal glands? |
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- Squeeze |
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- Oh, you get used to it Grab yourself an apron |
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Sorry |
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Hello, Sydelle |
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No, I can't come right now |
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Look, I'll get there when I get there, okay? |
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Stepmother |
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You can put it all in the basement |
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I need this space I'm converting it |
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- She's pregnant? |
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- Maggie! |
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- Yeah, hi, baby |
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I thought I heard your voice |
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- I'm being evicted |
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Because if you're not, you should go change |
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- Mustn't be late |
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- Stick around, Maggie, have dinner with us |
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Yeah |
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Well- Oh, try not |
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Don't look at me like that, my Marcia |
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Shit |
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Mike, how do you stop |
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They've stopped loving you? |
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We are within walking distance to three |
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- I've already eaten |
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Grease is not a food group, Feller |
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- Bon appetit |
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Okay, I'm not gonna start |
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I'm gonna wait for us to get |
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All right Here you go |
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Okay |
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Oh! Shit |
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Here we go, sweetie |
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Oh, God |
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No! Truce |
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Damn it! |
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- They got you too, huh? |
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They tow on Saturdays |
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Great Do you know |
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Uh, yeah, it's this impound lot |
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I'm parked around the corner |
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- Yeah |
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Yeah, that would be great |
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Uh, you know, are we- |
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'Cause I could stand going for a drink |
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- Sure |
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- There it is What's your name? |
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- Hey Grant Nice to meet you |
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- Hi Nice to meet you |
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Yeah My sister would kill me |
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Where is this place? |
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We're almost there |
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We're in like Flynn |
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All right, go ahead |
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- There it is |
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- All right |
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- All right |
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Thanks for the drinks and the fun, |
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Well- I mean, wait, wait |
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Maybe we can go do something |
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- You know, it's early still |
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Yeah, but you can't just take the car |
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- Let me go! |
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- Grant! Leave it alone! |
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Ow! God! |
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Aah! |
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What the hell is that? |
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It's Honey Bun Two |
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You bought a dog |
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No, I borrowed him |
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I didn't want to be alone last night |
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I had- I had a bad night |
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So did I, Maggie, several of them |
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but you don't see me stealing dogs |
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I was scared |
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- Of course there were |
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My plane was late |
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I missed two days of work for nothing, |
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And now I'm getting a cold |
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so I don't have room in my head |
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Just have my sheets cleaned |
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by the time I get home |
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My car has a boot on it! |
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How the hell did my car |
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Oh, I was trying to tell you |
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Five years I've had that car, |
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You use it-without permission- |
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- Melanie Dillon |
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- Hi, Rose |
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- Can you send someone to cover for me? |
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Thank you |
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You ruin everything |
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I can't take this anymore, Maggie |
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I want you out |
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Now Today, |
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- Where am I supposed to go? |
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You are your problem! |
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- How was Chicago? |
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Sorry I couldn't swing it |
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- Things were kind of crazy around here |
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I work here too |
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You know, Jim |
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if you say you're gonna be in Chicago, |
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And if you can't make it, if you know you're |
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then pick up the goddamn phone |
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Bitch |
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It's okay, Honey Bun Shh |
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Is Rose here? |
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Nope |
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Oh! |
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Rose Rose |
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I liked you I really liked you |
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She won't even remember your name |
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In fact, she can't even spell it |
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Can you, Mag? Want to give it a try? |
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Ji immm |
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Jim |
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Pretty, but real stupid |
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Shut up, you fat pig! |
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Did you honestly just say "fat pig"? |
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You are my sister |
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and the best you can do is "fat pig"? |
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Get out of my life! |
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Oh! |
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Is there anything I can do? |
00:35:10 |
I want 200 bucks |
00:35:14 |
That's the going rate, isn't it? |
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When's your next train to New York? |
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12:18 |
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Mrs. Lefkowitz? |
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All right already! |
00:36:42 |
Oh, sorry |
00:36:45 |
- I'll get my list |
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I didn't know your son was here |
00:36:52 |
Yeah, well, |
00:36:55 |
And where is he now? |
00:36:59 |
Hey, Lewis, what's the matter? |
00:37:01 |
You look like you just had a stroke |
00:37:03 |
- Hi, Mrs. Lefkowitz Hi, Ella I didn't see you |
00:37:07 |
- She's invisible |
00:37:10 |
Well, who needs all these choices? |
00:37:13 |
I say, when in doubt, |
00:37:18 |
Ah You know, Sharla taught me |
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Cooking, dishes, |
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Never got around to the laundry |
00:37:26 |
You must miss her |
00:37:28 |
Mmm, every day You? |
00:37:31 |
Well, I didn't know your wife, |
00:37:39 |
Oh, finally, |
00:37:43 |
What do you mean? |
00:37:45 |
He's had his eye on you |
00:37:47 |
That's ridiculous He has not |
00:37:50 |
Anyway, it's not a date |
00:37:54 |
Why? What do you think dates look |
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Believe me, it's a date |
00:38:02 |
At least she's gone |
00:38:04 |
Where'd she go to anyway? |
00:38:08 |
I don't know My dad's, I guess |
00:38:12 |
Well, that's good Gives Sydelle |
00:38:19 |
Which one are you crying about- |
00:38:22 |
the predatory prick |
00:38:26 |
'Cause neither one deserves your tears |
00:38:32 |
You know, Amy |
00:38:35 |
I'm sure you're right |
00:38:42 |
But sometimes I wish you'd just say |
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"Boy, that sucks |
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and I'm really sorry |
00:38:56 |
- Do you have them for every high holiday? |
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The Passover one says, |
00:39:03 |
My son, the joker |
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Thinks it makes up for the fact |
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- They go to her parents |
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- My son- 55, still single |
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I wish Immature |
00:39:18 |
Ella, tell me about your family |
00:39:21 |
Well, my husband Ira |
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Died three years ago Cancer |
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That's funny? |
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No, it's the way we do that- |
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Name, rank, when did he die, how |
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But not the specifics |
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Cancer's okay, |
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Or, God forbid, "prostate cancer" |
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How 'bout you? Have any kids? |
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No |
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No, I don't have any children |
00:40:00 |
- Rufus? Is that Rufus? |
00:40:05 |
Uh, is Shirley back |
00:40:08 |
Ooh, I thought she- I thought she |
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She is Yeah |
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I just walk Rufus |
00:40:18 |
- Oh, you're with the Elegant Paw |
00:40:20 |
- Hi, Carol |
00:40:22 |
- Hi |
00:40:24 |
- I'm freelance A freelance dog-walker |
00:40:28 |
Yeah, I work for kennels, |
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with- for individuals too |
00:40:34 |
- She's just what we need |
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How much do you charge? |
00:40:40 |
Jesus! You saved my ass |
00:40:43 |
- Where did you find him? |
00:40:47 |
You know, I give this girl a job |
00:40:51 |
Next thing I know, |
00:40:54 |
You can imagine, something like this gets out, |
00:40:59 |
So, how does 200 sound for a reward? |
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- I don't want a reward |
00:41:07 |
No |
00:41:09 |
Uh, I was thinking |
00:41:12 |
you could offer your clients |
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Exclusively |
00:41:17 |
We could split the proceeds |
00:41:51 |
Not so much as the Winnebago he left her |
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Oh, it's horrible! |
00:41:56 |
You won't be laughing when |
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Hello |
00:42:04 |
- Hello? |
00:42:06 |
Yes, it is |
00:42:08 |
Did you have a daughter named Caroline? |
00:42:13 |
Yes |
00:42:30 |
So, are you on vacation, or- |
00:42:38 |
Yeah |
00:42:40 |
Mmm Well, we've been |
00:42:49 |
I'm so glad you called |
00:42:55 |
I'm so glad you're here |
00:43:24 |
Mrs. Lefkowitz, this is |
00:43:29 |
- Hello |
00:43:32 |
Well, you must be starving |
00:43:36 |
No, that's- I'm fine |
00:43:38 |
I just, uh- |
00:43:41 |
- I'm really tired |
00:43:46 |
Um, it's right through here |
00:43:50 |
And I'll put out clean towels |
00:43:53 |
The bed's made up |
00:43:56 |
and there are, um, |
00:44:00 |
- Is my grandfather around? |
00:44:05 |
No, Ira passed away |
00:44:10 |
So, you'll call me |
00:44:12 |
Yeah |
00:44:31 |
Hey, you said you didn't have children |
00:44:34 |
I said I don't have children |
00:44:37 |
I had a daughter |
00:44:40 |
Her name was Caroline |
00:44:42 |
What was she like? |
00:44:47 |
Well, she was- |
00:44:51 |
Same eyes, same skin |
00:44:54 |
same face- identical |
00:44:58 |
But she had, um, health problems |
00:45:02 |
- She had mental health problems |
00:45:05 |
Well, how'd she die? |
00:45:12 |
Car accident |
00:45:16 |
A leave of absence? Why? |
00:45:19 |
I'm just- |
00:45:21 |
So instead you'll be walking dogs |
00:45:24 |
And running errands, and- |
00:45:29 |
Are you okay? |
00:45:31 |
You're not having- |
00:45:34 |
What? |
00:45:37 |
If you ever want to talk to someone, |
00:45:42 |
No questions asked |
00:45:46 |
Crazy? |
00:45:49 |
I'm not the one |
00:45:52 |
How is Maggie? |
00:45:55 |
- You haven't seen her? |
00:45:58 |
Oh, yeah, she is She's fine |
00:46:03 |
- Thanks for the coffee |
00:46:06 |
Yeah |
00:46:20 |
The number |
00:46:23 |
If you feel you have reached |
00:46:31 |
Hmm |
00:46:40 |
Well, good morning |
00:46:42 |
Did you sleep well? |
00:46:44 |
Fine, thanks |
00:46:46 |
I have English muffins here |
00:46:50 |
- I don't eat breakfast |
00:46:53 |
I drink coffee |
00:46:57 |
So, my goodness This is a surprise |
00:47:01 |
Such a lovely surprise |
00:47:04 |
After all this time |
00:47:08 |
- Yeah, what's up with that? |
00:47:11 |
Well, were you always out of the picture, |
00:47:16 |
Oh, your grandfather and I were never out |
00:47:21 |
We- |
00:47:23 |
And even after your mom died, I wrote |
00:47:27 |
Birthday cards, every year |
00:47:30 |
Yeah, I know You wrote |
00:47:33 |
What do you mean, "just"? |
00:47:36 |
I guess they got waylaid |
00:47:40 |
You're telling me that your father |
00:47:43 |
Mm-mmm |
00:47:46 |
What must you have thought? |
00:47:50 |
I thought you both were dead |
00:47:57 |
Does this place have a pool? |
00:47:59 |
- Oh! Sorry |
00:48:02 |
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! |
00:48:05 |
Come on |
00:48:08 |
Hey, check this out |
00:48:17 |
Hey |
00:48:22 |
Where'd she come from? |
00:48:42 |
Hi, sweetheart |
00:48:57 |
Come on, come on |
00:49:20 |
Come on Keep playing |
00:49:25 |
Rose! Rose Feller! |
00:49:27 |
Oh, Stein |
00:49:30 |
How are you? |
00:49:32 |
Man, you look great |
00:49:35 |
Why would I look sick? |
00:49:37 |
Oh |
00:49:40 |
- That's one of the rumors |
00:49:47 |
How 'bout that? Lunchtime |
00:49:50 |
- Hey, how does, uh- How does Japanese sound? |
00:49:53 |
Oh, there's no such thing |
00:49:57 |
We'll bill it to one of your old clients |
00:49:59 |
Uh, thank you |
00:50:01 |
- What do you think? |
00:50:03 |
- Um, two orders of uni, one masago |
00:50:08 |
- Uh, two tako |
00:50:10 |
- Two hamachi |
00:50:11 |
Then also that cod thing It was a special |
00:50:16 |
- You know what I'm talking about |
00:50:18 |
- Yes! |
00:50:20 |
- Okay, thank you |
00:50:23 |
- You just ordered for me |
00:50:25 |
- What am I, 12? |
00:50:28 |
- It's a gift |
00:50:30 |
Absolutely |
00:50:32 |
What was the last |
00:50:35 |
- I took my sister to Le Bec Fin |
00:50:39 |
And you both got the snapper, |
00:50:45 |
Close I got the snapper |
00:50:47 |
- She got three rum and Cokes |
00:50:51 |
Well, I'll take you there, |
00:50:55 |
the foie gras |
00:50:59 |
Scottish wood pigeon with cabbage |
00:51:02 |
and porcini cassoulet |
00:51:06 |
And the chocolate mousse |
00:51:08 |
with raspberries |
00:51:11 |
You'll want to eat with me |
00:51:18 |
- Ah |
00:51:20 |
- Mmm |
00:51:22 |
- The special, tara |
00:51:24 |
Enjoy |
00:51:28 |
So- |
00:51:31 |
Ah Um- |
00:51:33 |
Rumor one: Mysterious illness |
00:51:36 |
Rumor two: Head-hunted |
00:51:42 |
Here Try some of this |
00:51:44 |
- Rumor three? |
00:51:48 |
Oh, come on |
00:51:55 |
Affair with a partner gone bad |
00:52:04 |
Don't worry |
00:52:06 |
Most people are betting on lupus |
00:52:16 |
Here |
00:52:23 |
- So, uh, what time Friday? |
00:52:27 |
Dinner |
00:52:29 |
Oh, look, Simon, this was- this was |
00:52:33 |
7:00 it is |
00:52:38 |
Thank you |
00:52:46 |
Mmm That smells good |
00:52:48 |
That's braised veal |
00:52:54 |
Shit |
00:52:56 |
There's a paper towel on the counter |
00:53:05 |
Out of curiosity |
00:53:07 |
how long is this vacation of yours |
00:53:10 |
How come you don't have |
00:53:14 |
Don't you like thinking about her? |
00:53:17 |
I don't need to have a picture |
00:53:28 |
You put out pictures, |
00:53:32 |
They expect you to tell 'em everything, |
00:53:35 |
'Cause Mom was sick? |
00:53:38 |
Because she's gone |
00:53:42 |
Is that why you pulled away from us? |
00:53:44 |
So that you didn't have to talk |
00:53:47 |
I didn't pull away I was pushed |
00:53:52 |
No, listen |
00:53:54 |
I'm not the one who didn't pass along |
00:53:58 |
I'm not the one |
00:54:00 |
He said that? "I don't want you to have |
00:54:03 |
- Oh, yes |
00:54:05 |
- At the funeral |
00:54:10 |
Because he's irrational Yeah |
00:54:15 |
Every bad day, every bad episode |
00:54:18 |
He did not want me near her |
00:54:21 |
And after she was gone |
00:54:23 |
he didn't want me near you |
00:54:31 |
I just wonder- |
00:54:35 |
If you had tried harder, |
00:54:40 |
after he'd gotten over the whole |
00:54:44 |
shock and grief of it, you know? |
00:54:50 |
'Cause it would have been nice |
00:54:54 |
Nice and |
00:54:57 |
maybe a little less lonely |
00:55:05 |
She sounds like a manipulative |
00:55:09 |
- The girl lost her mother |
00:55:13 |
- It's not the same |
00:55:15 |
A parent burying a child |
00:55:18 |
Well, so does a grandparent |
00:55:22 |
You said yourself |
00:55:25 |
What were you supposed to do, |
00:55:28 |
Yes |
00:55:31 |
Shoelace |
00:55:34 |
For Caroline, yes |
00:55:38 |
For Caroline |
00:55:41 |
And you pushing your way into that house |
00:55:45 |
- She wanted me there |
00:55:47 |
- Yes, I do I know |
00:55:52 |
I just do |
00:55:54 |
How? |
00:55:59 |
I've never told anybody this, |
00:56:02 |
I'll take it to my grave, |
00:56:11 |
It wasn't a car accident |
00:56:13 |
I mean, eh- it- it was a car |
00:56:16 |
and there was a crash, but- |
00:56:22 |
How do you know it was on purpose? |
00:56:28 |
She wrote a note |
00:56:33 |
It came the day after the funeral |
00:56:36 |
What'd it say? |
00:56:39 |
One line |
00:56:42 |
"Please take care of my girls" |
00:56:45 |
- And you didn't |
00:56:48 |
You didn't because you couldn't |
00:56:50 |
Now you can, so you will |
00:56:53 |
Ella, bubbeleh, you did the best |
00:56:57 |
You got nothing to feel guilty about |
00:57:01 |
And you tell that |
00:57:15 |
So this is where all my boyfriends |
00:57:21 |
They took a vote I don't know who |
00:57:25 |
Or won Either way, it's official |
00:57:28 |
I am the captain of the softball team |
00:57:34 |
Yeah |
00:57:37 |
Look, I know this isn't my business, |
00:57:41 |
You have rights, legal options |
00:57:46 |
I don't want it back |
00:57:48 |
You don't? |
00:57:51 |
I thought you loved it |
00:57:53 |
You were always the first one there in the morning |
00:57:57 |
I know Not because I loved it |
00:58:00 |
Then why? |
00:58:03 |
I don't know |
00:58:05 |
Maybe I was scared of what |
00:58:09 |
Oh, what? Like the place |
00:58:13 |
With law freaks like you there? Never |
00:58:16 |
No, I wasn't worried about the office |
00:58:20 |
I guess it was more me |
00:58:23 |
and what would happen to me |
00:58:26 |
and those tasks to get done |
00:58:29 |
Like maybe those were |
00:58:35 |
And without them, I'd |
00:58:38 |
fall apart |
00:58:42 |
But you didn't |
00:58:44 |
I guess not |
00:58:49 |
So what does hold you together? |
00:59:00 |
For me, it's the law, politics |
00:59:03 |
the Sixers and good food |
00:59:05 |
If you ever want to join me |
00:59:12 |
I hope you'll give me a call |
00:59:30 |
Ella? |
01:00:07 |
Oh I was just looking for- |
01:00:10 |
For what? |
01:00:16 |
Sorry, I- |
01:00:19 |
Wrong dresser |
01:00:22 |
What is? |
01:00:24 |
My cash That's what you were looking for, |
01:00:28 |
No God |
01:00:31 |
Oh, well |
01:00:35 |
I guess after being absent |
01:00:38 |
I can't expect you to want |
01:00:41 |
- How much? |
01:00:44 |
Money, Maggie How much money |
01:00:51 |
- I don't know |
01:00:56 |
I want to go to New York |
01:00:59 |
Maybe act |
01:01:03 |
Mmm, clearly |
01:01:07 |
- How much do you need? |
01:01:09 |
That you would not have found |
01:01:12 |
How much do you have? |
01:01:17 |
Well |
01:01:19 |
I won't give you $3,000, |
01:01:23 |
They need help over |
01:01:26 |
You get that job, stop loafing around |
01:01:31 |
and I will match what you earn, |
01:01:39 |
You would do that? |
01:01:44 |
Why? |
01:01:47 |
Because I'm your grandmother |
01:01:57 |
Oh, I don't think so |
01:01:59 |
Last time I ran anywhere was to my wedding |
01:02:11 |
- Is that Corinne? |
01:02:15 |
- Who is it? |
01:02:17 |
Have we met before? |
01:02:19 |
There's a pick-up line |
01:02:22 |
Fine What's your sign? |
01:02:25 |
I've been out of the game for a while |
01:02:27 |
What, like 70, 80 years? |
01:02:30 |
Give or take |
01:02:33 |
Where's Corinne? |
01:02:35 |
Well, excuse me, but what does |
01:02:38 |
- She reads to me |
01:02:42 |
You could do it, maybe nose her |
01:02:49 |
Here |
01:02:53 |
I'm a little busy right now |
01:02:56 |
Maybe you should wait for Corinne |
01:03:10 |
- Hello? |
01:03:18 |
Come on, Eric! |
01:03:20 |
Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby! |
01:03:22 |
That's what I'm talkin' about |
01:03:25 |
That's Reggie Miller! |
00:00:02 |
Boo! That's right |
00:00:04 |
- Boo! |
00:00:09 |
I can't believe we lost the game |
00:00:11 |
- Why can't you believe it? |
00:00:14 |
We need a three-point man, a man who |
00:00:16 |
I don't care if you have the best |
00:00:19 |
- You got to get back on defense |
00:00:22 |
Look at the best teams in history- |
00:00:25 |
all great defensive teams |
00:00:27 |
I mean, offense sells tickets, |
00:00:29 |
- He's right |
00:00:40 |
Hmm |
00:00:45 |
I see you're a fan of the classics |
00:00:49 |
Um, what? |
00:00:55 |
- Oh, that That-That's my sister's |
00:00:59 |
I hope you like cheap, almost-stale red |
00:01:01 |
It's my favorite |
00:01:04 |
What's she like- the sister? |
00:01:07 |
She's, you know, a sister |
00:01:12 |
- You don't want to talk about your sister |
00:01:18 |
I don't want to talk about my sister |
00:01:22 |
Cheers |
00:01:32 |
So what's he like, |
00:01:37 |
"His fingers tangled in her curls |
00:01:40 |
"while his tongue plundered |
00:01:44 |
"She made no protest |
00:01:46 |
"Her furnace was alight |
00:01:49 |
"Jack drew his lips from hers |
00:01:52 |
"so he could take |
00:01:55 |
"into his mouth |
00:01:57 |
"Kit's gasp urged him on |
00:02:00 |
"He licked the material |
00:02:02 |
"to the ripe peak |
00:02:04 |
"then drew the turgid flesh |
00:02:08 |
"Kit moaned, her body |
00:02:13 |
Her eyes were closed, |
00:02:18 |
Okay, um, embarrassing |
00:02:21 |
I'm officially turned on |
00:03:47 |
Does this mean that I'm your bitch? |
00:03:51 |
Do you want to be my bitch? |
00:03:59 |
I have wanted to be your bitch |
00:04:05 |
That Chicago trip- I was convinced it was |
00:04:10 |
- Was I unfriendly? |
00:04:18 |
I'm sorry |
00:04:21 |
- Hmm I was hideous |
00:04:25 |
You have plenty of time |
00:04:42 |
Go, go, go! |
00:04:47 |
Come on, come on! |
00:04:50 |
Yes! Go! |
00:04:56 |
Yes! Yes! |
00:05:03 |
So, how's it going with Hotsy Tots? |
00:05:05 |
- Oh, fine |
00:05:08 |
What? |
00:05:11 |
There's no "fine" with grandkids |
00:05:13 |
It's either the best day of your life |
00:05:17 |
- What do you do together? |
00:05:20 |
Huh! That's it? |
00:05:22 |
Oh, do things she likes to do |
00:05:24 |
Read the fashion magazines, surf the Net, |
00:05:29 |
- I don't have cable |
00:05:32 |
And she wonders why she and the girl |
00:05:36 |
I don't need television to build |
00:05:41 |
You're new to this Trust me |
00:05:43 |
It's all about surround sound |
00:05:50 |
I just needed |
00:05:53 |
but now it wasn't working |
00:05:57 |
- Maggie! |
00:05:59 |
We're having Cosmopolitans |
00:06:02 |
I wasn't getting |
00:06:05 |
No, thanks |
00:06:07 |
Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered |
00:06:11 |
She yearned for the time when dinner |
00:06:15 |
Ooh, whoops! |
00:06:21 |
Oh, my |
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I don't want to Or maybe I do |
00:06:26 |
- I've seen this one |
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- I want children and nice bedding and- |
00:06:32 |
That night, they made love |
00:06:37 |
Oh, it was wonderful |
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- I thought so |
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- Now, walk up straight now |
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- Good |
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- Yes, and have a good sleep, and no sugar |
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- Good night |
00:06:50 |
Well-Yeah, okay |
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Okay Thank you Good night |
00:07:15 |
What's up with Lewis? |
00:07:17 |
I don't know |
00:07:21 |
I say go for it Just jump him |
00:07:24 |
Maggie! |
00:07:26 |
Don't talk like that Here |
00:07:31 |
Half the fun of sex |
00:07:34 |
Well, I guess I missed that half |
00:07:37 |
You never talked about sex? |
00:07:40 |
Occasionally with Ira |
00:07:44 |
Kind of |
00:07:46 |
Yeah, but what about girlfriends? |
00:07:49 |
The first time you got laid |
00:07:51 |
You had to tell someone that |
00:07:54 |
It was my wedding night |
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You missed out on one of the all-time |
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Who'd you tell? |
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Rose |
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Well, maybe if I'd had a sister |
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Even when you were so small |
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you had a bond |
00:08:16 |
You still close like that? |
00:08:20 |
Sure |
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- You don't talk about her |
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We're totally fine We're-We're tight |
00:08:30 |
Let's ask her down |
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You know, I doubt she would come |
00:08:37 |
She's, like, really busy |
00:08:40 |
- No kidding What kind? |
00:08:42 |
- No kidding What kind? |
00:08:45 |
What do you do |
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Hmm Give 'em a brush |
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Make sure they have water to drink |
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- After that |
00:09:01 |
- So what do you do? |
00:09:05 |
- Shop for food, cook for my boyfriend |
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I know, but I've never really had a real, |
00:09:14 |
and I'm gonna use the word |
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All right, first of all, |
00:09:20 |
None of them are |
00:09:22 |
You know, there's a consistency |
00:09:26 |
Hmm Just don't be surprised |
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if he turns out to be |
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And don't be surprised if he doesn't |
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- I gotta go |
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- Have fun |
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All right |
00:09:43 |
You sound too pretty, |
00:09:47 |
You're right I am |
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I have a grandson, a doctor over in Tampa |
00:09:53 |
- You don't want to do that |
00:09:56 |
Well, you know, |
00:10:00 |
Well, since you're not gonna |
00:10:04 |
you might as well read to me |
00:10:12 |
- I'm kind of a slow reader |
00:10:14 |
I'm a slow listener |
00:10:26 |
"The art of |
00:10:32 |
losing"- |
00:10:36 |
- You know, I should just get back to work |
00:10:39 |
- What are you, a teacher? |
00:10:42 |
Retired |
00:10:46 |
Listen to the words |
00:10:49 |
Nine times out of 10, |
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and you'll correct it |
00:10:54 |
Then again, you might make |
00:11:14 |
Oh, come on |
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Poetry's supposed to be slow |
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"The art |
00:11:35 |
"of. losing |
00:11:38 |
"isn't hard to |
00:11:42 |
"master |
00:11:47 |
"So many things |
00:11:50 |
"may seem file- |
00:11:52 |
"seem filled |
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"with the intent |
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"to be lost |
00:12:02 |
"that their loss |
00:12:05 |
"is no |
00:12:12 |
"disaster |
00:12:18 |
"Lose some- |
00:12:23 |
"something every day |
00:12:27 |
"Ac-Accept the fluster |
00:12:31 |
"of lost door keys |
00:12:35 |
"I lost two cities |
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"two rivers |
00:12:42 |
"a contin- |
00:12:46 |
"continen- continent |
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"I miss them |
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"but it wasn't a disaster |
00:12:57 |
"Even losing you |
00:13:00 |
"the joking voice |
00:13:03 |
"a gesture |
00:13:06 |
"I love |
00:13:09 |
"I shan't have lied |
00:13:14 |
"It's evi-evident |
00:13:18 |
"the art of losings |
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"not too hard to master |
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"though it look- |
00:13:29 |
"like- - |
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"like |
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disaster" |
00:13:44 |
Well, what do you think? |
00:13:47 |
Good |
00:13:50 |
Unacceptable answer |
00:13:55 |
- I don't know |
00:14:01 |
- Losing? |
00:14:07 |
- Love? |
00:14:09 |
And how about that? |
00:14:12 |
Is the love lost already? |
00:14:15 |
Is Bishop writing about it |
00:14:18 |
What? |
00:14:22 |
Well |
00:14:25 |
in the beginning, |
00:14:28 |
losing real things, like keys |
00:14:34 |
And then she- she gets, like- |
00:14:38 |
she lost a continent |
00:14:40 |
- She's getting grandiose |
00:14:43 |
And the way she says it is like- |
00:14:47 |
Ah |
00:14:49 |
Her tone- |
00:14:54 |
I think she wants |
00:14:57 |
You know, |
00:15:01 |
like it doesn't matter |
00:15:03 |
'cause she knows, deep down |
00:15:06 |
how bad it's gonna feel to lose |
00:15:09 |
Lose what? |
00:15:12 |
Or whom? |
00:15:16 |
Is it a lover? |
00:15:22 |
No |
00:15:29 |
It's a friend |
00:15:34 |
A- plus |
00:15:37 |
Smart girl |
00:16:01 |
Oh, what a-a comfortable home |
00:16:04 |
It's very, uh, lived in |
00:16:06 |
Well, what can I get you? |
00:16:08 |
- I'll have a white wine, and he'll have the same |
00:16:12 |
Why don't you just make yourself at home, |
00:16:17 |
- Hey, Dad! |
00:16:19 |
- Oh! |
00:16:21 |
- Oh, not here |
00:16:24 |
- Why isn't she here? Is something wrong? |
00:16:28 |
- About what? |
00:16:32 |
Yes Bad enough she monopolizes |
00:16:35 |
Oh, let me see that ring |
00:16:40 |
Oh, wow Look at that |
00:16:46 |
Rose tells me you have a daughter |
00:16:50 |
My Marcia? You'll meet her |
00:16:52 |
You'll love her Everyone does |
00:16:56 |
Really? |
00:16:57 |
She's an absolute genius in her work |
00:17:01 |
I'd like to say a few words |
00:17:03 |
Please To Rose and Simon |
00:17:07 |
We're all blessed to be a part |
00:17:09 |
Your love bonds |
00:17:12 |
but the hearts of two families |
00:17:15 |
- Mazel tov! |
00:17:17 |
- Mazel tov! |
00:17:20 |
- That went okay |
00:17:22 |
Where's Maggie? |
00:17:25 |
Uh, it's hard to say |
00:17:27 |
Well, I want to meet her eventually, |
00:17:30 |
- I want to know her |
00:17:33 |
What was the fight about? |
00:17:36 |
Mmm Girl stuff |
00:17:45 |
Oh, shit |
00:17:48 |
Oh! |
00:17:50 |
I should have used fresh vegetables |
00:17:54 |
I don't think so They were great |
00:17:56 |
- Really delicious They were good |
00:17:59 |
Yes |
00:18:01 |
- So, have you heard from Rose? |
00:18:05 |
- So she hasn't gotten back to you |
00:18:08 |
You were going |
00:18:10 |
I don't know |
00:18:12 |
Maggie, |
00:18:16 |
So? Just because you specifically asked |
00:18:20 |
You shouldn't smoke |
00:18:23 |
I have a family history |
00:18:25 |
Does that mean I shouldn't drive? |
00:18:28 |
- That is not funny |
00:18:30 |
All right, what is the problem |
00:18:32 |
- Why don't you want her to visit? |
00:18:36 |
I mean, |
00:18:39 |
This has nothing to do with you |
00:18:41 |
She's my daughter's daughter, |
00:19:01 |
What was Caroline like with you girls? |
00:19:03 |
I mean, as a mom, |
00:19:06 |
Why don't you ask Rose? |
00:19:09 |
Maggie, please grow up |
00:19:18 |
She was special |
00:19:20 |
Different than the other moms |
00:19:22 |
She used to surprise us |
00:19:27 |
One time I opened up |
00:19:31 |
and there was a tiara inside |
00:19:35 |
A tiara With your sandwich? |
00:19:37 |
Instead of a sandwich |
00:19:41 |
What was she like as a daughter? |
00:19:45 |
No tiaras |
00:19:49 |
But I loved her so much |
00:19:56 |
But loving her in the right way |
00:20:00 |
I didn't know there was |
00:20:02 |
Neither did I |
00:20:06 |
I had ideas- |
00:20:08 |
I had unwelcomed ideas |
00:20:12 |
Like? |
00:20:15 |
Like, I thought she should have been |
00:20:18 |
I thought that her relationship |
00:20:20 |
was far too passionate |
00:20:23 |
And as far as children |
00:20:25 |
she was in no condition, |
00:20:28 |
So you wish she never had me |
00:20:34 |
You know what I wish, Maggie? |
00:20:38 |
I wish I'd kept my big mouth |
00:20:41 |
to hear what she wanted |
00:20:52 |
There she is! There's the bride! |
00:20:57 |
Be strong |
00:21:00 |
Stay right here |
00:21:05 |
Corsage? What is this, a prom? |
00:21:08 |
- Ladies? |
00:21:12 |
- Who are these people? |
00:21:16 |
- Except for my Marcia |
00:21:19 |
Hey, you're not sticking around |
00:21:22 |
to watch me ooh and ahh |
00:21:26 |
It's good of you |
00:21:29 |
- Oh, like gale force winds could stop her |
00:21:33 |
- Marcia's giving her a very hard time these days |
00:21:36 |
Decorating in last year's colors? |
00:21:39 |
She joined Jews for Jesus |
00:21:46 |
Yoo-hoo! Ladies, it's time |
00:21:48 |
for the entertainment portion |
00:21:52 |
Uh, everyone get where you can see |
00:21:56 |
Scoot |
00:21:59 |
Aw! |
00:22:01 |
We, who know Rose, |
00:22:03 |
that this day has finally arrived |
00:22:07 |
- Aw |
00:22:13 |
Oh, my goodness |
00:22:15 |
All that time spent with her nose |
00:22:19 |
Oh, bookworm |
00:22:21 |
Of course, there were romances, |
00:22:27 |
- Oh! |
00:22:30 |
Oh One thing Rose always |
00:22:36 |
For life! |
00:22:47 |
Oh, God! |
00:22:49 |
Why would anyone want to marry me? |
00:22:52 |
The only disgusting person here |
00:22:55 |
So why is she giving me this party? |
00:22:59 |
Someone else should do it- |
00:23:01 |
someone who can look at me |
00:23:04 |
"All of this is nothing more |
00:23:07 |
Young lady |
00:23:09 |
Rose Feller, |
00:23:12 |
I am talking to my friend! |
00:23:15 |
She's crazy She's crazy! |
00:23:28 |
Hands down, |
00:23:39 |
Engagement should be |
00:23:42 |
So should childhood and graduation |
00:23:45 |
And happy hour |
00:23:47 |
Did you know more suicides happen during |
00:23:51 |
- Is that true? |
00:23:57 |
I love you, you know |
00:24:14 |
- Who's Rose? |
00:24:22 |
This from a girl who puts a postage stamp |
00:25:43 |
The number |
00:25:46 |
If you feel you have reached |
00:25:57 |
Hmm |
00:26:06 |
Hey |
00:26:11 |
Are you dead? |
00:26:14 |
What were you thinking, |
00:26:16 |
The mall is for young people, |
00:26:19 |
Well, my son's finally getting married, |
00:26:22 |
"Shut up, Ma," he says |
00:26:26 |
- You know what I saw today? |
00:26:28 |
Pants with "Juicy" written across the heinie |
00:26:33 |
Just wear something |
00:26:36 |
I haven't been comfortable |
00:26:41 |
What's your favorite thing |
00:26:43 |
- Ever? |
00:26:46 |
My going-away suit |
00:26:50 |
Black and white checks, |
00:26:53 |
I felt like Jackie Kennedy in that suit |
00:27:02 |
Give me your credit card |
00:27:10 |
Can I get you a size? |
00:27:16 |
No, I'm going to |
00:27:31 |
So? |
00:27:34 |
- Jackie Kennedy? |
00:27:42 |
That looks so good on you |
00:27:44 |
Oh, Maggie, you're so sweet |
00:27:55 |
You ready? |
00:27:57 |
I don't know what to wear |
00:27:59 |
It doesn't matter |
00:28:01 |
- Believe me, when the bride's |
00:28:04 |
- Come on |
00:28:06 |
- Yeah Come on We gotta go |
00:28:10 |
I can't believe you have |
00:28:12 |
- Come on, come on, come on |
00:28:20 |
Are you okay? 'Cause if there's gonna be |
00:28:23 |
I'm fine |
00:28:30 |
Oh, my God |
00:28:33 |
Oh, shit My Jimmy Choos! |
00:28:38 |
Chewing gum? |
00:28:41 |
Oh, that bitch That bitch! |
00:28:43 |
- No one will notice |
00:28:46 |
"Hi Hi Hi! Hi I can talk, 'cause I |
00:28:51 |
No one will notice |
00:28:53 |
Oh, my God! |
00:29:02 |
Uh, best wishes, Lopey, Jordan |
00:29:06 |
Thanks, Simon |
00:29:09 |
"Let the wind die down |
00:29:13 |
"Let the shed go black inside |
00:29:17 |
"Let evening come |
00:29:21 |
"To the bottle in the ditch |
00:29:25 |
"to the scoop in the oats |
00:29:30 |
"to air in the lung |
00:29:37 |
Let evening come " |
00:29:48 |
- Can I take that for you? |
00:29:51 |
I hear you're getting married |
00:29:57 |
Congratulations are for the groom |
00:30:00 |
You say "best wishes" to the bride |
00:30:02 |
I guess my manners aren't |
00:30:05 |
Gee, really? |
00:30:08 |
Rose, I am really sorry |
00:30:11 |
I've felt horrible about myself |
00:30:14 |
I've felt horrible |
00:30:16 |
so you'll get no sympathy from me |
00:30:24 |
You know what they called me |
00:30:29 |
Fudgie the Whale |
00:30:32 |
I'm still shocked |
00:30:34 |
and sometimes I do really stupid things |
00:30:39 |
- That thing with your sister- |
00:30:43 |
No matter what you weighed |
00:30:46 |
You ruined everything |
00:30:50 |
I know |
00:30:53 |
What we had was really special |
00:30:59 |
Oh, please! What we- |
00:31:05 |
Because of you, |
00:31:11 |
I can't reach her |
00:31:12 |
She doesn't even know I'm engaged |
00:31:16 |
My best friend |
00:31:19 |
And the worst part is, |
00:31:23 |
If I tell my father, he'll get |
00:31:26 |
for not taking better care of her |
00:31:28 |
And if I tell Simon- |
00:31:33 |
Why not? |
00:31:35 |
Because |
00:31:39 |
he'll hate her |
00:31:42 |
And that, I couldn't bear |
00:31:57 |
Hi, Jim |
00:32:01 |
Here I am, trying to be patient, |
00:32:05 |
while you lose your freaking mind |
00:32:07 |
- I'm not losing my mind |
00:32:10 |
God, every day I wake up thinking, |
00:32:15 |
- I'm right here |
00:32:18 |
She'll- She'll look at me in the eye, |
00:32:22 |
- Simon? |
00:32:24 |
Today's the day |
00:32:27 |
tell him what you're thinking |
00:32:29 |
The guy who treated you |
00:32:58 |
This has nothing to do with him |
00:33:02 |
This is about you and me- |
00:33:04 |
you not talking to me, you not |
00:33:11 |
Tell me |
00:33:20 |
I won't marry you like this |
00:33:25 |
I won't do it |
00:33:43 |
So this lady today, she, um- she heard |
00:33:47 |
and she asked |
00:33:50 |
- No kidding? |
00:33:53 |
- Said she'd pay |
00:34:03 |
- Do you think there's other women |
00:34:09 |
I was thinking of doing it |
00:34:17 |
Well, that's an excellent idea |
00:34:23 |
Um, I'm really terrible at numbers |
00:34:27 |
I mean, adding and stuff |
00:34:32 |
Well, I'm good with them |
00:34:38 |
I mean, if you like |
00:34:43 |
Yeah Sure |
00:34:50 |
That'd be good |
00:34:54 |
Gin |
00:35:25 |
- Oh, no |
00:35:29 |
- Dad? |
00:35:31 |
- Rose? You all right? |
00:35:34 |
I'm fantastic Turns out I have |
00:35:37 |
It was in your own best interest |
00:35:40 |
Why are you speaking? You do not |
00:35:43 |
- Excuse me, miss This is my house |
00:35:55 |
How did she find you? |
00:35:58 |
How did she lose me? |
00:36:03 |
She said she sent birthday cards |
00:36:06 |
Please tell me you never got 'em |
00:36:10 |
Our mother was dead, |
00:36:14 |
- A grandmother might have come in handy |
00:36:18 |
Bossy, self-righteous, nosy about things |
00:36:23 |
- Like what? |
00:36:26 |
Because she was bossy? |
00:36:28 |
I didn't want to be around that, |
00:36:31 |
- What? |
00:36:33 |
- For what? What-What'd she blame you for? |
00:36:36 |
- What everything? |
00:36:38 |
- Dad! |
00:36:41 |
For her death |
00:36:47 |
- She said that? |
00:36:52 |
She wanted her protected |
00:36:57 |
But Caroline- |
00:37:00 |
It made her foggy |
00:37:03 |
She couldn't take it |
00:37:05 |
So we hoped it would be enough- |
00:37:09 |
loving each other, |
00:37:15 |
There were so many good days |
00:37:19 |
We thought it would be okay |
00:37:22 |
Oh, God |
00:37:25 |
I'm sorry, Rosie |
00:37:28 |
I'm so sorry |
00:37:30 |
Now, um |
00:37:34 |
the only opening on Thursday |
00:37:38 |
- PM? |
00:37:40 |
- That's right in the middle of dinner |
00:37:43 |
- I'll take it if she won't |
00:37:46 |
- "Mrs. Stempel" |
00:37:47 |
Lewis! Are you looking |
00:37:51 |
No A date, to the Tea Dance |
00:37:54 |
And I'd be honored |
00:38:00 |
- I'd love to |
00:38:07 |
- Lewis Feldman |
00:38:20 |
This place just keeps |
00:38:47 |
What are you doing here? |
00:38:52 |
I live here |
00:38:54 |
You live here? |
00:38:59 |
It's a retirement community |
00:39:02 |
Wait, so you- |
00:39:08 |
How'd you find out about her? |
00:39:11 |
I can't believe she wrote you |
00:39:17 |
It's so sneaky |
00:39:20 |
Does it offend |
00:39:26 |
So, how's it going for you down here? |
00:39:29 |
Who's buying your cocktails? |
00:39:32 |
No one |
00:39:34 |
Oh, no |
00:39:37 |
My mojo's fine |
00:39:39 |
I just haven't felt like drinking |
00:39:42 |
Right Probably haven't |
00:39:45 |
or lying or having sex |
00:39:51 |
Did you come down here just to abuse me? |
00:39:55 |
Maggie! I hope you are prepared |
00:39:58 |
because I booked you within an- |
00:40:02 |
Rose Oh |
00:40:07 |
Oh, Rose |
00:40:09 |
Look at you |
00:40:11 |
Oh, look how lovely you are Oh |
00:40:17 |
Oh Do you remember me? |
00:40:22 |
Yeah |
00:40:24 |
I remember you too |
00:40:26 |
You-You're exactly the same |
00:40:28 |
Smiley and huggable and- |
00:40:32 |
- Ooh, and engaged? |
00:40:34 |
Oh, yeah |
00:40:36 |
- Holy shit To who? |
00:40:40 |
Champagne Now, come with me |
00:40:42 |
Tell me all about it |
00:40:48 |
I can't believe you're marrying |
00:40:57 |
What's he like anyhow? |
00:41:02 |
Why? You want to screw him too? |
00:41:09 |
I don't expect you to forgive me, Rose |
00:41:16 |
but I am sorry |
00:41:28 |
- Careful, Mrs. Haskell |
00:41:30 |
She hit somebody last week |
00:41:34 |
And there's a store where you can buy |
00:41:38 |
All right |
00:41:40 |
Widows They run the place |
00:41:44 |
- Hello, ladies! This is my sister |
00:41:46 |
- Hi |
00:41:48 |
Yep Have a good day |
00:41:52 |
This is the exercise pavilion |
00:41:55 |
- Hi, Maggie |
00:41:57 |
Hello, Rose! |
00:41:59 |
Good, Lydia A good stretch |
00:42:03 |
Looking good, Mrs. Klein |
00:42:05 |
- Hi, Maggie |
00:42:07 |
Hi! |
00:42:09 |
I call these guys The Bench |
00:42:12 |
- Gentlemen! Hey |
00:42:16 |
This is my sister, Rose |
00:42:19 |
- Which firm? |
00:42:22 |
I'm just taking some time off |
00:42:26 |
Me too |
00:42:36 |
- What are you doing, Ella? |
00:42:39 |
I've got some things here |
00:42:43 |
- Whoa |
00:42:46 |
Look at you |
00:42:48 |
- These are great |
00:42:51 |
Mm-hmm |
00:42:53 |
Oh, God |
00:42:55 |
Could Mom have been any prettier? |
00:42:59 |
Oh, you look exactly like her |
00:43:01 |
- I wonder if there's a picture of Honey Bun |
00:43:05 |
- Who's Honey Bun? |
00:43:07 |
- You had a dog? |
00:43:08 |
The greatest day |
00:43:11 |
Mom woke us up really early |
00:43:14 |
It was winter |
00:43:16 |
And she put us in our best party dresses and |
00:43:20 |
- A mess |
00:43:23 |
She'd been up all night making it |
00:43:25 |
We loaded it into the car, |
00:43:28 |
straight up to New York, |
00:43:31 |
Which was closed, because we got there |
00:43:33 |
- That's right, and we hung out in the car |
00:43:36 |
Mom had heard about Mrs. Fields |
00:43:39 |
And she figured that her fudge |
00:43:43 |
So she was gonna make a fortune |
00:43:45 |
When it finally opened, we went in |
00:43:50 |
- She was wearing this long, velvety gown |
00:43:53 |
Well, by this time it was 10:00 |
00:43:56 |
I guess she talked to some of the store people |
00:43:59 |
Mmm, she spilled it, |
00:44:02 |
- There was a guy who just kind of looked at her |
00:44:07 |
There was a guy, |
00:44:11 |
Anyway, Mom said that we could |
00:44:15 |
- And you got- |
00:44:18 |
I asked for a puppy And she got it! |
00:44:21 |
He was so cute |
00:44:25 |
Why'd you only have it for one day? |
00:44:28 |
- I guess Dad thought it was a bad idea |
00:44:31 |
I don't know I think he thought |
00:44:34 |
No He was just mad |
00:44:37 |
- About a dog? |
00:44:41 |
He didn't have any idea where we were, |
00:44:46 |
- Oh |
00:44:49 |
Yeah He was really panicked |
00:44:53 |
They had a huge fight |
00:44:55 |
I don't remember a fight |
00:44:58 |
You were in your room |
00:45:01 |
- I was? |
00:45:03 |
I put you in there and turned the music on |
00:45:07 |
Why? What were they saying? |
00:45:15 |
He was saying |
00:45:18 |
she was unfit |
00:45:21 |
That's the word he used |
00:45:24 |
He said he was gonna send her away |
00:45:28 |
- He kept saying "away" |
00:45:32 |
"Oh, there's nothing wrong with me |
00:45:34 |
He'd say, "away," |
00:45:38 |
So he was-he was gonna |
00:45:43 |
Yeah |
00:45:53 |
Oh, God The poor guy |
00:45:58 |
When exactly was this? |
00:46:00 |
November 3 |
00:46:05 |
No No, it wasn't |
00:46:08 |
It was two days |
00:46:10 |
It was Tuesday, |
00:46:24 |
It was on purpose, wasn't it? |
00:46:29 |
The car, the tree |
00:46:37 |
Was it even raining that night? |
00:46:43 |
You were so little |
00:46:47 |
How do you tell a six-year-old |
00:46:57 |
Who told you? |
00:47:03 |
No one |
00:47:14 |
Oh, God Why can't I just stay mad at you? |
00:47:19 |
'Cause we're a pair, |
00:47:22 |
They split up |
00:47:24 |
But they remained quite close |
00:47:39 |
I'm not engaged anymore |
00:47:45 |
Simon dumped me |
00:47:53 |
Why are you still wearing the ring? |
00:47:57 |
I like how it feels |
00:48:04 |
- Do you know his name? |
00:48:08 |
- Doctor? |
00:48:10 |
- Oh Nice |
00:48:13 |
"Simon Stein in Philly"- |
00:48:17 |
And say what? |
00:48:19 |
"Hey, jerk, you broke my sister's heart |
00:48:22 |
Maybe not that, word-for-word |
00:48:24 |
- He broke up with her |
00:48:28 |
Men can be very confused |
00:48:30 |
Yeah, too many options- |
00:48:34 |
Often a man needs help |
00:48:37 |
Yeah, how am I supposed to help him? |
00:48:40 |
He knows your sister |
00:48:42 |
And loves her, or he wouldn't have |
00:48:45 |
- So? |
00:48:50 |
Or sick |
00:48:53 |
Or pregnant |
00:48:56 |
Dora! |
00:48:58 |
Don't look so shocked, |
00:49:01 |
To-Milk-Your-Grandmother- |
00:49:03 |
We know all about you |
00:49:14 |
- So, dog walking |
00:49:17 |
It's not forever It's just to keep me busy |
00:49:22 |
Well, when you figure it out, |
00:49:25 |
You know, down here, if you don't have |
00:49:29 |
you're screwed |
00:49:31 |
What are we reading today? |
00:49:32 |
What are we reading today? |
00:49:56 |
Did they move him? |
00:50:01 |
He died |
00:50:03 |
This morning |
00:50:13 |
Bummer |
00:50:17 |
- Were you on duty? |
00:50:21 |
This is his chart |
00:50:23 |
You're his grandson, the doctor |
00:50:28 |
Who are you? |
00:50:32 |
Um, nobody |
00:50:39 |
You're Maggie |
00:50:43 |
He talked about me? |
00:50:48 |
Just a little |
00:51:26 |
- Hey |
00:51:28 |
Who's Fred Astaire? |
00:51:33 |
That's Lewis |
00:51:38 |
You're a very good dancer, Lewis |
00:51:42 |
Know what else I'm good at? |
00:51:58 |
Simon |
00:52:00 |
What are you doing here? |
00:52:02 |
I came as soon as your sister called |
00:52:11 |
Should you be drinking? |
00:52:29 |
- So you're not pregnant |
00:52:31 |
- Never were |
00:52:34 |
I don't know |
00:52:37 |
there were a lot of things |
00:52:43 |
I promise, anything I kept from you |
00:52:48 |
It was about Maggie |
00:52:51 |
I was protecting her |
00:52:55 |
You need to know this, because |
00:53:00 |
you do decide to marry me |
00:53:02 |
she will make your life a living hell |
00:53:06 |
You'll be begging me |
00:53:08 |
commit her, kill her, anything |
00:53:10 |
And I'll want to |
00:53:12 |
but I never will |
00:53:16 |
Because without her |
00:53:19 |
I don't make sense |
00:53:26 |
You look good |
00:53:41 |
I can't believe I'm in Florida |
00:53:47 |
- You'll come back? |
00:53:49 |
- Now, you hold her to it |
00:53:51 |
Okay, don't buy a wedding dress |
00:53:54 |
No way |
00:53:57 |
You'll have me in some |
00:54:00 |
Look, I'm good at this Trust me |
00:54:10 |
Are you sure this is the right place? |
00:54:13 |
Only one Jerk Hut |
00:54:32 |
Michael |
00:54:34 |
Ella |
00:54:38 |
This is my friend, Lewis Feldman |
00:54:40 |
- Lewis, this is Michael Feller, father of the bride |
00:54:44 |
Welcome Rose will be |
00:54:47 |
Ella! |
00:54:52 |
Oh |
00:54:53 |
I'm so glad you're here |
00:54:55 |
- Are you excited? |
00:54:57 |
Yes? Perfect |
00:54:59 |
She gets really mad |
00:55:02 |
I know |
00:55:04 |
- Don't even think about using her toothbrush |
00:55:07 |
- And she hates the look of raw chicken |
00:55:10 |
And if she starts humming |
00:55:12 |
she's, like, really, really mad- |
00:55:15 |
Mag- Maggie, I know I know her |
00:55:21 |
- Okay |
00:55:24 |
Mm-hmm |
00:55:26 |
I wore them in 1952 |
00:55:31 |
- Old |
00:55:33 |
- Right |
00:55:37 |
- Borrowed |
00:55:40 |
- Blue |
00:55:43 |
So, uh, Simon- |
00:55:49 |
I'll be back in a few minutes |
00:56:02 |
They are so lovely |
00:56:05 |
You should be very proud |
00:56:10 |
I'm afraid I can't take much credit |
00:56:15 |
Well, it's not always easy |
00:56:17 |
and someone else |
00:56:25 |
I owe you an apology, Ella |
00:56:32 |
Many, in fact |
00:56:37 |
I owe quite a few myself |
00:56:42 |
You'll be entering from- |
00:56:44 |
Oh, yeah, just along here |
00:56:48 |
- And will someone be escorting you? |
00:56:51 |
- That's nice |
00:57:35 |
- Thanks, Dad |
00:57:51 |
And now, a very special moment |
00:57:54 |
Young lady? |
00:57:57 |
Uh, this isn't in the program, |
00:58:02 |
I surprise Rose a lot |
00:58:06 |
Uh, usually, she hates it |
00:58:08 |
I think, or I hope |
00:58:11 |
that she likes this |
00:58:16 |
It's a poem by ee cummings |
00:58:20 |
For you |
00:58:31 |
"I carry your heart with me |
00:58:34 |
"I carry it in my heart |
00:58:36 |
"I am never without it |
00:58:38 |
"Anywhere I go, you go, my dear |
00:58:42 |
"And whatever is done by only me |
00:58:44 |
"is your doing, my darling |
00:58:49 |
"I fear no fate |
00:58:50 |
"for you are my fate, my sweet |
00:58:54 |
"I want no world, for, beautiful |
00:58:57 |
"you are my world, my true |
00:59:01 |
"Here is the deepest secret |
00:59:06 |
"Here is the root of the root |
00:59:08 |
"and the bud of the bud |
00:59:10 |
"and the sky of the sky |
00:59:13 |
"which grows higher |
00:59:17 |
"or mind can hide |
00:59:20 |
"It is the wonder |
00:59:27 |
"I carry your heart |
00:59:31 |
I carry it in my heart" |
00:59:39 |
Mazel tov! |
01:00:13 |
Ah, look at them |
01:00:15 |
Now, you behave yourself now |
01:00:42 |
- You'll make sure Ella gets those? |
01:00:47 |
Seriously, you can't keep them |
01:00:50 |
I wouldn't do that |
01:00:59 |
He's kinda hot |
01:01:03 |
Simon |
01:01:09 |
Not funny yet? |
01:01:29 |
Bye |
01:01:45 |
"Here's the deepest secret no one knows |
01:01:48 |
"Here is the root of the root |
01:01:50 |
"and the bud of the bud |
01:01:53 |
and the sky of the sky |
01:01:57 |
"Which grows |
01:02:00 |
"or mind can hide |
01:02:02 |
"It is the wonder |
01:02:06 |
"I carry your heart |
01:02:09 |
I carry it in my heart " |
01:04:11 |
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