In Search of a Midnight Kiss
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The midnight kiss. |
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It's all the hope of romance of the year |
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And that overhyped kiss, |
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IMing, planning, hurrying, drinking |
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is all set at a moment |
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when you can feel the weight |
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mixed with the loneliness and missed |
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For years, |
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and on New Year's, I would always deal |
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those broken-hearted souls that hated |
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the ones who wanted to quietly |
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getting drunk on the fictional romance |
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That was me - |
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waiting for the night to blow over. |
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But some times are so low, you can |
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- Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, |
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- It's all right, Don't worry about it, |
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Yeah, we got home early, |
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- Don't worry about it, It's OK, man, |
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Don't be, Everybody jerks off, |
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I had no idea you guys were even here, |
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We just got home at four, Don't even worry |
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Hey, what the fuck is this? |
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No, i-i-it's... |
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- It's that Min? |
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I'll explain that in a second, |
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- It looks just like her, |
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- Well, what is this? |
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Hey, Min, get in here, |
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- No, no! Come on! Jacob... |
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God! No, Jacob! |
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- Is that you? |
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What do you mean? That's definitely you! |
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- No, that... |
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No, it's not, |
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- Positive? |
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Just give it to me straight, |
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I'm a worthless piece of shit |
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I can't even get a job in this town, |
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- You just need to get laid, |
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Hitting on the girl at the grocery store when |
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You don't see it, You're not around, |
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All you've done is sit around, eat ice cream |
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You haven't even looked for work, man, |
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If you just wanna sit there and stare |
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jack off to pictures of my girlfriend |
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Jacob, leave him alone, |
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Oh, God, |
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You thought it was sweet |
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- I thought it was really flattering, |
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Oh, my God! |
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Ohh, God, What is this? |
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- We can give him some more material, |
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I'm gonna go check my email, |
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- Dude, quit! |
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Well, it's just the whole world |
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Just the wars and the lies |
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Columbine was ten years ago! |
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I'm just saying, |
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If you really wanna meet |
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All you gotta do, my friend, |
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I don't know, The whole online dating thing |
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It's not pathetic, |
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I have a MySpace page, Facebook, |
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- That's different than Craigslist, |
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Craigslist is the only way, |
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You haven't written anything since |
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Look at all these Ionely people, |
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Honestly, if you try to go to a bar right now, |
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You have to say, "Hey, yeah, I'll send you |
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If you don't do that, |
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Hey, Min, don't you think he should do it? |
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Yeah, absolutely, |
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Just type it, |
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This is humiliating, |
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"Misanthrope seeks misanthrope. |
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"If you respond to this, you're not |
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"I guess I'm lonely, it's New Year's and I'm |
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"My girlfriends over the years |
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"In the end, they've all broken my heart. |
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"My friend says I have to have a photo, |
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Oh, yeah, that's good, |
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Sounds really good, OK, |
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All we have to do now is put up a photo |
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Put our home phone number, I don't want |
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I can't believe we're inviting |
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You're not gonna find it |
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We're gonna get robbed, |
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All right, look, |
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Now it's time to see |
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Your phone will ring off the hook, You'll |
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Better be excited about this one, |
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No way |
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And when I see that, you know, |
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- Totally, |
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Yes, |
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While you're talking to your mother |
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Mom, you're just kind of talking |
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- I just figured... |
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Oh, hey, Mom, |
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I got the package, |
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- Are you sure this is what you want? |
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God, you two are so lucky |
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I just miss that sort of comfort |
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Karen and I worked |
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and we'd leave early |
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and we'd just sit there, eating and just |
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You know, just being there |
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Yeah, |
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"Karen, I don't know |
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"It seems like yesterday |
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"So much has happened over these three |
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"LA has been a disaster. |
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" A day after we broke up, |
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"The tread on the tire separated, |
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"It was surreal. |
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"with everything I own flung across |
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"You were on the opposite side of the |
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"and I was to move to a place |
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" And I arrived there without a car. |
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"has been delayed after my laptop |
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"Someone biked by |
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"I stupidly left it in my nephew 's stroller |
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That's funny, right? |
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"Since then, I've been in a total daze |
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"I probably would have done it |
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"I don't know what I'm doing here in LA. |
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"I miss you more than |
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"Just hearing your voice |
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"as I would know that there's someone out |
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"Karen, hope you're feeling well. |
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"Happy New Year. |
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"Finally I can pay off all my debts! |
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"I'd love to hear your voice sometime. |
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What happened |
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- She died, |
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She absolutely died, You know why? |
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I didn't see her on Willard, |
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But apart from that, |
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Between the running of the water |
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I'm sorry, but it was just insane with her, |
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- That's kind of harsh, |
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- Out with the old, in with the new, |
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Happy New Year, |
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Anything interesting? |
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Oh, shit, It's on now, man, |
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Hello? |
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# Happy, happy birthday today |
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Who is it? |
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# Any day, baby boy |
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# Baby boy, baby boom-boom-boom |
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Hey, Mom, How's it going? |
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- I am! Oh, hi! |
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How are you? |
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I have so many friends, |
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Glad you're having a good time, |
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Wilson, I have something very serious |
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What? |
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Promise you can't joke or laugh about it, |
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Mom, I'm not gonna judge you, |
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- You promise? |
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I'm getting a breast enhancement, |
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- At a discount! |
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Wilson, you said |
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I'm not judging you, You're a nice woman, |
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- You don't need a boob job. |
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# I'm not listening |
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# I'm doing it anyway, la-la, la-la # |
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Hang on, I got another call, |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Are you the misanthrope? |
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Um... |
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Uh... |
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Y-yes, Are you the misanthropee? |
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Um, I don't know, I had to look it up, |
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I guess I'll give you a shot, I'm not wasting |
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Within five minutes, I'll know if I like you |
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Whoa, That seems like a lot of pressure, |
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Yeah? Well, life's full of pressure, |
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- So, is La Poubelle OK with you? |
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- Then I'll see you there at about 4 o'clock, |
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I don't even know what you look like, |
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Well... |
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I'm 300 pounds, I'm into bondage |
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God, I'm kidding! What can you not |
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No offense, but I'm meeting |
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I'm gonna figure out |
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I mean, listen, I'm not gonna waste |
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Are you gonna meet me there at 4 o'clock? |
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- OK, |
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Wait, wait, What will you be wearing? |
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What? Is this some kind of |
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No, no, no! |
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all nervous and looking at every girl |
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Too bad, That's your fucking life right now, |
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Will I see you at four? |
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- OK, |
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- Hey, Mom, Sorry about that, |
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It was, uh... just a friend, |
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- A girl? |
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What's her name? |
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It's not at that point, |
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Honey, you're hedging on 30, |
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Mom, Mom! Jeez, come on, |
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Oh, OK, |
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You sound good, honey, |
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I mean, I thought maybe when Karen |
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- But you sound good. |
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That's my go-get-'em kid, |
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You go get 'em, honey, |
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Happy New Year, baby. |
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- I think you look great, |
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You're gonna need a belt, though, |
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Got the belts, La-la-la, Which one? |
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- This one, |
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- I got it, Let me do this, |
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You look great, I like the whole Freddy |
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- I feel like a rodeo clown, |
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Bui, get in here, Help me with this guy, |
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Oh, man, Yeah, you look New York, |
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I don't like wearing clothes that I look |
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That's not this outfit, |
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That's like a classic, |
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- Clothes make the man, |
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- I mean, the belt's not working, |
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I used to wear this belt, You just loop |
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- Right there, Yeah! |
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- So this is the outfit, then? |
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- All right, good, You're dressed, |
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I would fuck you, too, |
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She'd fuck you, I'd fuck you, |
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OK, yeah, Yeah, I mean... |
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See? You're looking good, |
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- You'll break hearts in this, |
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Now we're talking, There you go, |
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- High-five, |
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I'm feeling confident, Looking good, |
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Sorry about that, man, I just don't feel |
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It's all right, You gotta wear what you like, |
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Thanks for letting me borrow your car, |
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It's not a problem, |
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Wanna borrow some money? |
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I don't need to borrow your money, |
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We bathed together when we were ten, |
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Whoa, We weren't ten, |
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Hey, don't eat her out, |
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- What? What are you talking about? |
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This is LA, Girls are dirty here, |
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- I'm not even thinking about that right now, |
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I don't wanna get some disease because |
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- Just don't do it, |
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- I got you covered, I brought some for you, |
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Actually, I don't need any, I don't like |
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It's reality, |
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Look, look, If it gets to that point, |
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Jesus Christ! |
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We fuck, we suck, We're animals, |
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We stick fucking pieces of plastic in us |
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We fucking stick each other's dicks |
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Fucking, you don't get upset when they |
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because they assume |
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Well, do you or not, man? |
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Shit, no, you don't, man, |
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Girls aren't gonna carry those things, |
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Girls don't do that, |
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They feel like sluts if they carry |
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I'll take two, |
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Take three, Sometimes you get tired, |
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That's an extra large, I don't know |
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- I haven't seen a condom in six years, |
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These ladies out there, they are insane, |
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We are getting older, |
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I'm serious, |
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They will fucking poke holes in condoms |
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'cause then they get citizenship, |
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And yellow fever, wear the life jacket, |
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Your nut sack is filled with green cards, |
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So just be safe |
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I don't know if she's good-Iooking, She said |
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All right, man, here, Just take all five, |
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You gotta promise me you're gonna |
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I'll try, |
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I may be tied to the dominatrix's bedpost, |
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Fuck, There's something |
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and it would mean a lot to me |
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What? What are you talking about? |
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Don't say anything, but... |
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I'm gonna propose to Min, |
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- You're serious? |
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I love her, and I just figure, |
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- Do you have a ring? |
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My mom just sent it yesterday, |
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Look at that, |
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My father gave that |
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and every one of them ended in divorce, |
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My mom's the only one that kept it, |
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That ring has so much fucking hatred |
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and aggression and fucking frustration |
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But you know what? I don't care, |
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My love for Min is so strong |
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That right there is gonna become |
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Man, I'm so happy for you, |
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I was gonna do it this morning, but your |
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You just made the whole thing |
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Great, Now you'll tell that story every time |
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Yeah, but, man, that's why I love you, |
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All right, man, |
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- Good luck, I'm really happy for you, |
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- Good luck, |
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- I'll see you tonight, |
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Hey, I'm just meeting someone here, |
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- Sure, Two? |
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- Anywhere you'd like, |
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No problem, |
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Wilson, |
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Hey, |
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You're not bad, |
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Said he was an acupuncturist, Wanted to |
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I fucking hate men! |
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I think they're gonna end up being |
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Yeah, |
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So, uh, how old are you? |
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- What? |
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Don't you think |
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No! I mean, obviously, |
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- Come here, |
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Come on, Come here, come here, |
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Actually, to tell you the truth, I'm 17, |
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But don't freak out, |
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You probably wanna have sex, |
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My mom's room is way down the hall, |
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But to tell you the truth, Wilson, |
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My pussy is so wet right now, |
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- Oh, my God, |
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You're thinking about statutory rape now, |
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That's fucking great, I'm 27, |
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Oh, |
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You really thought I was 17? |
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No, I mean, I'm glad that you're not, |
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- Why? So now you can fuck me? |
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Just get a life, OK? |
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Dammit, I think we should pray, |
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- Are you serious? |
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- Well, actually, I... |
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Dear God, wherever you are, |
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please help us find whatever it is |
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And let Wilson know |
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I don't want him to be too heartbroken, |
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- Amen, |
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That felt really good, |
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- So, are you, like, really religious? |
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I said that so you wouldn't wanna have |
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Well, maybe God |
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So we can find what we're looking for? |
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What are you looking for? |
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The love of my life, |
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On Craigslist? |
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No, Forget it, |
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I have one more interview after you, |
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So, if you don't mind, |
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- Are you serious? |
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- Don't you think... |
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- Hi, You must be Stevie, |
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Wow, You're really good-Iooking, |
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- Thank you, That's very flattering, |
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So, tell me, what do you do? |
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I own a termite company, |
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I used to have a restaurant, |
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- It's the main thing I do, |
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Why are you posting ads on Craigslist? |
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- It's not something I normally do, |
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I mean, uh... |
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You know, I... |
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You know, all my friends are married, |
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- Does that freak you out at all? |
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- I'm just trying to meet somebody, |
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Yeah, |
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- Boy, girl? Boy, boy? Girl, girl? |
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Jack, he's five, and Melissa, she's three, |
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Well, um... |
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but to tell you the truth, |
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I just drove down here from Irvine, |
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I mean, for 60 seconds? |
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We could go out, We could have |
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You know, it'll be fun, |
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It's just not gonna work out tonight, |
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It was really, really nice meeting you, |
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Oh, my God, |
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- Oh, and have a happy New Year, |
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Let's go, |
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Don't you think you were a little harsh? |
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No, When you have 11 siblings, you know |
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- That's what will give me my edge here, |
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Well, I'm an actress, |
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and I just don't think people out here have |
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You're a real All About Eve, huh? |
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I don't know who Eve is, |
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Well, where, uh... |
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- I don't know, I was following you, |
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I'm not getting in a car with you, |
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OK, We could take the subway, |
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Yeah, yeah, That sounds good, |
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You can't rape me, That's great, |
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You're a real trusting soul, |
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I'm giving you until sunset, |
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If not, I'm gonna go out |
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- You're kidding, |
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So far, you seem like a really nice guy, |
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but I'm not gonna be standing there |
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next to a bunch of people kissing all over |
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- So, you ever been down to the MOCA? |
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- It's the Museum of Contemporary Art, |
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- Guess you've never heard of it, |
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Fuck you, As if I'm gonna pick up, |
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I mean, seriously, what is wrong with men? |
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Um... I don't know, |
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Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message, |
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Viv... it's been five days, |
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and I'm just driving around, looking |
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If you got all these messages |
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and you're ignoring me and you wanna |
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I understand. But... |
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I cannot let that happen. |
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Call me, honey. I love you. |
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- You shouldn't smoke here, |
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For starters, it's not allowed, |
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- Aren't you a goody-two-shoes! |
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- You're a real wild man, |
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It's the quiet guys we have to look out for, |
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And you're not freaky? I almost walked out |
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Oh, my God, That is pathetic, |
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He probably went home |
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Fine by me, |
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If you can't take the heat, |
00:28:10 |
Jeez! |
00:28:12 |
It's that random act of unkindness from |
00:28:17 |
and then all of a sudden, boom - you're |
00:28:21 |
That's an excuse, If you're at that point, |
00:28:24 |
you're gonna rot in hell anyway, |
00:28:27 |
We're gonna miss the train, |
00:28:30 |
Your Catholic upbringing has given you |
00:28:33 |
That's right, Catholic schoolgirl, |
00:28:35 |
I got my uniform in my purse, |
00:28:37 |
I know you're into |
00:28:46 |
Have your read that book, City of Quartz? |
00:28:49 |
No, Books suck, |
00:28:52 |
Yeah, |
00:28:53 |
- What's that? |
00:28:55 |
They have this cool bar on the roof, I read |
00:28:59 |
Oh, So she's eating again, |
00:29:01 |
- Yeah, but I don't know where it's at, so... |
00:29:06 |
- Really? |
00:29:08 |
Yeah, That'd be cool, |
00:29:11 |
because my boyfriend's such an asshole, |
00:29:15 |
Yeah, well, I love doing stuff like that, |
00:30:14 |
Wow, The Los Angeles |
00:30:17 |
"Founded on integrity," |
00:30:19 |
Well, that's destined for failure, |
00:30:22 |
Can you imagine if this happened |
00:30:26 |
Like, all the banks picked up and left |
00:30:27 |
and someone closed down the Stock |
00:30:31 |
These things happen, You look at our |
00:30:35 |
but you look at something like that |
00:30:39 |
It's like everything good in life |
00:30:43 |
- No, You're just cynical, |
00:30:45 |
You are, What goes around, |
00:30:48 |
- It's not about hope, |
00:30:50 |
If King Tut was a CEO today, he would |
00:30:53 |
- King Tut? We're talking about King Tut? |
00:31:02 |
Go ahead, I'm sorry, |
00:31:03 |
They'd have called him negligent |
00:31:06 |
Those were built by hand back then, |
00:31:08 |
There are still things |
00:31:10 |
I mean, actually, |
00:31:15 |
That's not bad, |
00:31:40 |
It would be really, really cool to go inside |
00:31:45 |
- Inside one of the theaters? |
00:31:47 |
You want to? |
00:31:50 |
- Really? |
00:31:52 |
Uh... |
00:31:55 |
- Stay here, |
00:31:57 |
You promised me, Six o'clock, |
00:32:07 |
Hey, there, How are you? |
00:32:08 |
Hey, I was wondering if we could come in |
00:32:24 |
- What did you say to the security guard? |
00:32:28 |
- What? |
00:32:31 |
- No, not really, |
00:32:33 |
Oh, God, Well, at least we got in, |
00:32:36 |
- At least we got in, |
00:32:38 |
- This is so amazing, |
00:32:42 |
Oh, my God, |
00:32:47 |
Oh, my God! |
00:32:49 |
And it's huge... huge... |
00:32:53 |
Can you imagine |
00:32:56 |
I know, |
00:32:58 |
Look at the ceiling, |
00:33:03 |
God, I can't believe this theater |
00:33:08 |
Theater is dead in LA, |
00:33:28 |
Do you know I've been onstage |
00:33:32 |
- Really? |
00:33:35 |
My friends threw me |
00:33:38 |
I got so fucking wasted, |
00:33:42 |
And so I get here, and I waste all my |
00:33:49 |
Yeah, well, welcome to LA, |
00:33:52 |
Wilson, look at this place, |
00:33:54 |
Look at this theater, |
00:33:58 |
So many all over town, |
00:34:00 |
And think about this: |
00:34:03 |
and all these amazing theaters, |
00:34:07 |
- Write something, We can do it right here, |
00:34:11 |
Write me a character, |
00:34:14 |
You know, something sexy and edgy and... |
00:34:19 |
I've only really written comedy, |
00:34:22 |
You write comedy? |
00:34:25 |
- Well, I've had a rough year, |
00:34:28 |
You know, time is a-ticking away, |
00:34:31 |
Think of anything, |
00:34:33 |
- I don't know, l-l-I'm a prostitute... |
00:34:37 |
...who has AIDS and I'm dying of cancer, |
00:34:41 |
- Nothing funnier than AIDS and cancer, |
00:34:45 |
I'm... a real-estate agent, |
00:34:48 |
OK, |
00:34:49 |
Who is showing the theater |
00:34:54 |
He's a little bit annoying, |
00:34:58 |
- Thank you, |
00:35:00 |
and fix it up |
00:35:03 |
And during all this, all this connection, |
00:35:08 |
That sounds hilarious, |
00:35:11 |
You're bitter now, |
00:35:14 |
OK, Um... |
00:35:16 |
Interior, Theater, Day, |
00:35:22 |
Um, she's showing him the theater |
00:35:31 |
And then what happens? |
00:35:45 |
She's hungry |
00:35:48 |
- And he should be starved, |
00:36:00 |
My boyfriend - well, hold on, |
00:36:04 |
God, he has the worst accent, |
00:36:06 |
I mean, he's a total redneck, |
00:36:08 |
Ahh, I can't believe |
00:36:12 |
Well, I think LA is where love comes to die, |
00:36:14 |
I haven't met one couple that's moved |
00:36:19 |
No, it's... |
00:36:20 |
It's New Year's, so let's drop the subject, |
00:36:24 |
Fun, A study was done that found |
00:36:28 |
when asked if they were |
00:36:31 |
It's like, the second someone asks, |
00:36:34 |
- you're having a bad time, |
00:36:37 |
It's like being asked to smile for the |
00:36:41 |
- Yeah! |
00:36:43 |
Yes! |
00:36:44 |
You ever seen a picture of yourself where |
00:36:48 |
Oh, yeah, Yeah, |
00:36:50 |
I mean, yeah, |
00:36:54 |
Whoa! |
00:36:57 |
- Kind of, |
00:37:02 |
- No? |
00:37:05 |
- Am I happy? |
00:37:06 |
There you go, |
00:37:10 |
You're right, You got me, |
00:37:15 |
Oh, my God, |
00:37:28 |
- It's a boot, |
00:37:30 |
I've been taking pictures of lost shoes |
00:37:35 |
- Really? |
00:37:38 |
TheLostShoeProject, com, |
00:37:40 |
TheLostShoeProject, com, |
00:37:43 |
Yeah, I've been noticing women's shoes, |
00:37:48 |
or baby shoes and work boots and... |
00:37:51 |
and there's always just one shoe, |
00:37:54 |
I mean, that just fascinates me, |
00:38:07 |
That's really cool, |
00:38:13 |
Thanks, |
00:38:14 |
I mean, it's... you know, |
00:38:18 |
So, let's find food, |
00:38:58 |
I've never even been here before, |
00:39:04 |
- Do you miss Texas? |
00:39:06 |
I fucking love LA, |
00:39:08 |
Have you been auditioning much? |
00:39:10 |
No, but this year, |
00:39:14 |
I need new headshots and to stop wasting |
00:39:20 |
- What about you? |
00:39:23 |
I think a lot of people move back home |
00:39:26 |
but they're just trying |
00:39:28 |
I totally agree, I'd be so depressed |
00:39:32 |
Tell me about it, |
00:39:38 |
- Who was that? |
00:39:42 |
Jack's the...? |
00:39:44 |
The ex, |
00:39:46 |
- The hick, |
00:39:51 |
Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message, |
00:39:56 |
Vivian, this is Mom. |
00:39:58 |
I was just calling to wish you |
00:40:02 |
Jack called and said that he had not seen |
00:40:07 |
He said you were missing, |
00:40:09 |
I know that Jack can be a little... out there. |
00:40:13 |
So I'm a little concerned. |
00:40:15 |
So give me a call as soon as |
00:40:22 |
So, uh, how long have |
00:40:26 |
Last week, |
00:40:30 |
Ohh, |
00:40:32 |
"Ohh"? |
00:40:34 |
"Ohh" what? |
00:40:37 |
- I'm not thinking anything, |
00:40:39 |
You said "ohh" |
00:40:42 |
OK, I was just thinking this is, um... |
00:40:49 |
- I don't know, What? |
00:40:51 |
- I don't, What? |
00:40:54 |
Say it, What? |
00:40:56 |
OK, this is, um... |
00:40:59 |
revenge sex, |
00:41:02 |
- Revenge sex? |
00:41:05 |
Oh, my God! |
00:41:06 |
You were jealous, you wanna |
00:41:09 |
No, no, This is not revenge sex, |
00:41:13 |
And I don't give a shit what he does, |
00:41:17 |
Ha! Yeah, right, |
00:41:19 |
- What makes you so fucking smug? |
00:41:22 |
- I am not! |
00:41:25 |
I'm leaving, |
00:41:26 |
OK, before you go, then, |
00:41:33 |
Did you or did you not trim your pubic hair |
00:41:37 |
- I am not answering that, |
00:41:38 |
- That's none of your business, |
00:41:42 |
- No! Because it's none of your business, |
00:41:46 |
I happen to trim regularly |
00:41:49 |
You didn't have to trim this morning, |
00:41:52 |
because you thought me or someone |
00:41:55 |
Actions speak louder than words, |
00:41:58 |
- I hate to break the news to you... |
00:42:01 |
...but you'll never know the answer, |
00:42:05 |
- Whoa! |
00:42:06 |
- Easy, The night is still young, |
00:42:11 |
How's that cigarette nicotine |
00:42:14 |
Get the fuck outta here! |
00:42:30 |
This is so beautiful out here, |
00:42:39 |
Don't you think it's kind of special that |
00:42:44 |
- We were? |
00:42:46 |
Yeah, Remember we went to the party |
00:42:51 |
put on a diaper and started chasing |
00:42:55 |
And I lost my shoe somehow? |
00:42:57 |
So you took me to the store |
00:43:02 |
You saved my life. |
00:43:05 |
And rather than going home, we went to |
00:43:19 |
That was this spot, 364 days ago, |
00:43:25 |
I'm really cold, |
00:43:44 |
- Hey, I have a surprise for you, |
00:43:47 |
- Yeah, |
00:43:49 |
- Follow me, |
00:43:56 |
You know... |
00:44:01 |
And I know I'm stupid and I'm stubborn, |
00:44:04 |
and I just fight and all that shit, but... |
00:44:09 |
I'm never happier than when I'm with you, |
00:44:14 |
I think you're great, too, |
00:44:27 |
You know, I think I may be |
00:44:32 |
Neptune's got me some gigs there, |
00:44:36 |
He says he's gonna pay for my trip, |
00:44:40 |
Yeah, I've always wanted to go to London, |
00:44:44 |
Don't you think that's great? |
00:44:52 |
Hey, |
00:44:53 |
- Let's go skinny-dipping, |
00:44:56 |
- Pervert, |
00:44:59 |
- I like public nudity, It's kinda sexy, |
00:45:03 |
Yeah, |
00:45:04 |
- Come on, let's play truth or dare, |
00:45:07 |
No! Truth or dare, |
00:45:09 |
Listen, when you get to be a certain age, |
00:45:15 |
- Wait, wait, stop, stop, |
00:45:18 |
Look, You got a ladybug in your hair, |
00:45:23 |
So, make a wish |
00:45:35 |
Wait, wait, wait, Wait, |
00:45:37 |
Well, if I tell you, |
00:45:40 |
No, You have to say it out loud |
00:45:45 |
OK, |
00:45:46 |
I wish that you wouldn't leave |
00:45:57 |
Hope I didn't kill it with that thrust, |
00:46:02 |
Well, I guess we'll know at six o'clock, |
00:46:10 |
Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message, |
00:46:16 |
It's only about an hour |
00:46:19 |
and I can't make it to the next year |
00:46:24 |
I can't. |
00:46:26 |
Pop champagne while you're |
00:46:32 |
I don't wanna get a call from the police. |
00:46:36 |
I love you. Bye. |
00:46:58 |
There's this guy |
00:47:01 |
He took postcards and he dropped 'em off |
00:47:05 |
like on subways, |
00:47:08 |
And he basically invited people to write |
00:47:12 |
something they had never told anybody, |
00:47:14 |
- and then drop it off in the mail, |
00:47:16 |
He asked them to kind of be creative |
00:47:20 |
use it almost like a canvas or something, |
00:47:23 |
Mm-hm, |
00:47:24 |
Well, within a year, the guy had |
00:47:29 |
and all were just completely amazing, |
00:47:31 |
- What kind of confessions? |
00:47:35 |
Some really sad, |
00:47:39 |
"I wish my mom loved me for who I was |
00:47:42 |
- God, that's horrible, |
00:47:44 |
And there was this really fucked-up one, |
00:47:48 |
that she had come across |
00:47:50 |
and poked holes in them to ensure |
00:47:55 |
Isn't that crazy? |
00:47:58 |
God, that's horrible, |
00:48:02 |
If I ever see you again, can I borrow it? |
00:48:07 |
Yeah, sure, |
00:48:08 |
So these people |
00:48:14 |
I mean, no catch or nothing? |
00:48:16 |
Yeah, |
00:48:17 |
I mean, I think just saying whatever |
00:48:21 |
and not have them totally freak out |
00:48:23 |
or completely write you off |
00:48:27 |
it's comforting, |
00:48:30 |
- You wanna go up there? |
00:48:32 |
Look at those people kissing, |
00:48:36 |
God, I love it down here, |
00:48:41 |
- "Established in 1917," |
00:48:44 |
Wells Fargo, |
00:48:51 |
So, why don't you tell me a confession |
00:48:56 |
Um, I don't know, |
00:49:00 |
Come on, You said how much you liked |
00:49:04 |
and, you know, how it made everybody |
00:49:08 |
Why don't you just, you know... |
00:49:11 |
I don't know, I don't want you to judge me, |
00:49:15 |
I won't judge you, |
00:49:18 |
OK, I'll do it on one condition, |
00:49:21 |
OK, |
00:49:23 |
You have to kiss me, |
00:49:26 |
- What do I get out of it? |
00:49:28 |
- I think I'll pass, |
00:49:34 |
OK, fine, |
00:49:37 |
And it has to be a real kiss, |
00:49:40 |
Deal, |
00:49:42 |
- Deal, |
00:49:48 |
OK, This is really embarrassing, |
00:49:52 |
I don't know if this is a good idea, |
00:49:54 |
Come on, tell me, |
00:49:57 |
All right, |
00:50:00 |
and I was really Ionely |
00:50:05 |
I don't know, |
00:50:08 |
- What is it? Just tell me, |
00:50:12 |
I Photoshopped a picture of my friend's |
00:50:19 |
What? |
00:50:21 |
I know, |
00:50:24 |
I mean, it was totally humiliating, too, |
00:50:28 |
- I cannot believe you did that, |
00:50:31 |
- That is so sick, |
00:50:33 |
It's something I would never confess, |
00:50:35 |
- You know what? You shouldn't have, |
00:50:38 |
I'm not kissing you! |
00:50:45 |
Hey, Hey! |
00:50:48 |
- Where are you going? |
00:50:50 |
- Why? 'Cause I was masturbating? |
00:50:54 |
Well, grow up, |
00:50:57 |
Not to their friend's girlfriend's photo! |
00:51:00 |
Yeah, well, it has to be real, |
00:51:02 |
Oh, my God, You are sick, |
00:51:04 |
Yeah, well, you know, who isn't! |
00:51:08 |
- You're wrong, |
00:51:10 |
- That is none of your business! |
00:51:14 |
You know what? This date is over, |
00:51:18 |
Don't you think you're overreacting? I don't |
00:51:24 |
Listen, I was just being brutally honest |
00:51:28 |
I thought that's what you wanted, |
00:51:30 |
Let me ask you something, |
00:51:34 |
- N-No! |
00:51:37 |
- You're a liar! |
00:51:39 |
No way! You didn't hold up |
00:51:42 |
OK, |
00:51:43 |
You're right, I'm sorry, |
00:51:47 |
- Oh, my God, You are such a liar, |
00:51:52 |
You brought five condoms? What did you |
00:51:56 |
No, listen, These aren't mine, |
00:51:59 |
My buddy Jacob told me to take 'em, |
00:52:03 |
You thought we were gonna have sex |
00:52:06 |
No! I didn't, Can I just explain? Will you |
00:52:11 |
Stop! |
00:52:15 |
I've never had a one-night stand in my life, |
00:52:20 |
I brought these |
00:52:23 |
- What?! |
00:52:26 |
Just listen, I brought 'em so that, |
00:52:29 |
I wouldn't have to run out and get some, |
00:52:32 |
You don't get offended that there's toilet |
00:52:36 |
What the fuck are you talking about?! |
00:52:39 |
You're just overreacting! |
00:52:41 |
Listen, |
00:52:43 |
Would you please stop? |
00:52:45 |
Come on, You'd think it'd be |
00:52:49 |
as if I don't care that you get a disease |
00:52:57 |
Fuck you and all men like you, |
00:53:13 |
I can't fucking believe you, bitch, |
00:55:21 |
Vivian, |
00:55:24 |
Please, will you... |
00:55:28 |
All right? Just don't go home, |
00:55:30 |
Will you please just stop? |
00:55:34 |
Listen, I spent the last three months |
00:55:38 |
and it's New Year's Eve, |
00:55:44 |
So just stick around with me till midnight, |
00:55:47 |
You can go home at midnight, |
00:55:51 |
Every year, on New Year's Eve, I'm gonna |
00:55:57 |
I'm gonna wonder what happened to you, |
00:56:00 |
Just... let me take you out to dinner, |
00:56:04 |
- You don't have to do that, |
00:56:07 |
I have 100 dollars in my bank account, |
00:56:11 |
I'm gonna take you wherever you |
00:56:16 |
I mean, as long as it's not more than |
00:56:23 |
Come on, |
00:56:25 |
It would make me feel like a man, |
00:56:35 |
Well, there is this Italian restaurant |
00:56:38 |
- I love Italian, |
00:56:41 |
- I love it, |
00:56:45 |
You want to go there? |
00:56:49 |
Come on, |
00:56:51 |
My roommate dropped off his car for me |
00:57:03 |
Look, I'm gonna show you, |
00:57:06 |
Here, |
00:57:12 |
Please, please, please, |
00:57:21 |
See, I'll show you, Look, |
00:57:24 |
- You don't have to do this, |
00:57:28 |
- You don't have to do this, |
00:57:32 |
I just... wanted to show you, |
00:57:37 |
You sure it's no more than $100, right? |
00:57:41 |
Thank you, |
00:57:57 |
Buonasera. Happy New Year, |
00:57:59 |
- Benvenuti. Welcome to Oliva, |
00:58:01 |
- Hi, ciao, bella. |
00:58:05 |
Table for two? |
00:58:12 |
You know, my best friend's |
00:58:15 |
I don't know if you're into it, |
00:58:17 |
- Where is it? |
00:58:20 |
He's a DJ, so it's like a house-music thing, |
00:58:23 |
Is he proposing to the girl |
00:58:28 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, he is, |
00:58:31 |
But it's OK, because she wasn't offended, |
00:58:35 |
- That it was flattering? |
00:58:38 |
- That you were jacking off to her? |
00:58:40 |
- She liked it? |
00:58:43 |
- OK, I have to meet this girl, then, |
00:58:46 |
Yeah, that sounds good, |
00:58:48 |
Well, here, |
00:58:50 |
To a better year, |
00:58:56 |
Isn't this better than going home |
00:58:59 |
- Yes, it is, |
00:59:03 |
- What a terrible evening, |
00:59:08 |
I'm with a beautiful girl, we just had |
00:59:13 |
- Your phone keeps ringing off the hook, |
00:59:15 |
- I love this song, |
00:59:19 |
No, You should really think |
00:59:22 |
It's on my "to do" list, |
00:59:25 |
All right, either turn that thing off |
00:59:27 |
- No, I can't, I can't, I can't, |
00:59:31 |
I can't answer it |
00:59:34 |
Then pick it up and tell him to stop calling, |
00:59:38 |
- No, you don't even... |
00:59:40 |
Listen, I left my house five days ago, |
00:59:44 |
Everybody's worried, and if I answer it, I'll |
00:59:50 |
I don't want to listen to your phone ring |
00:59:53 |
I'm having an amazing time |
00:59:56 |
If I pick this up, |
00:59:59 |
- He's not gonna fuck up anything, |
01:00:01 |
You pour some wine down you, |
01:00:04 |
- Let's get more wine, |
01:00:07 |
It's New Year's Eve, |
01:00:10 |
- I know, |
01:00:12 |
I mean, do you want this hanging |
01:00:18 |
OK, |
01:00:22 |
- Hello? |
01:00:24 |
- Honey, you're all right. Are you OK? |
01:00:26 |
Your mom's called the FBI, your daddy |
01:00:31 |
- I've called a private investigator. |
01:00:34 |
- I thought you were dead or kidnapped. |
01:00:39 |
We're over, it's through, |
01:00:42 |
We'll work this out right now. We made |
01:00:47 |
Oh, well, you should have thought of that |
01:00:52 |
- We were just hanging out. |
01:00:55 |
Strange, that's not what David told me, |
01:00:57 |
He's a compulsive liar! And he's been |
01:01:02 |
Oh, god, shut up, Jack, |
01:01:03 |
It doesn't even matter about David because |
01:01:09 |
Honey, calm down. |
01:01:11 |
It doesn't even matter anymore, |
01:01:14 |
Because I am on a date tonight, |
01:01:17 |
- I am on a date with this... |
01:01:19 |
...wonderful, amazing, smart, |
01:01:23 |
- He thinks I'm beautiful, |
01:01:26 |
- You're with a guy... |
01:01:28 |
I like this guy so much that I think I'm |
01:01:33 |
Oh, shit, |
01:01:34 |
- And I'm gonna fuck him over and over, |
01:01:39 |
- OK, well, put him on. Put homo fag on. |
01:01:42 |
- Put him on the line. |
01:01:45 |
I want to talk to this son of a bitch - |
01:01:49 |
- No, no, no, |
01:01:51 |
- He doesn't believe me, |
01:01:55 |
- Please, just say anything, |
01:01:58 |
- Just take the phone, |
01:02:01 |
Put him on the fucking phone. Hello? |
01:02:07 |
Hello? |
01:02:10 |
Who the fuck are you, homo fag? |
01:02:12 |
Listen, man, I'm just a guy, |
01:02:15 |
If you so much as touched her... |
01:02:18 |
anywhere... |
01:02:20 |
I'm gonna come over there |
01:02:23 |
and I'm gonna tie the two of youse up |
01:02:26 |
pour some gasoline on you, |
01:02:29 |
then I'm gonna cook it while I burn |
01:02:33 |
and eat a nice late-night dinner, |
01:02:35 |
Then I'm gonna take your fucking carcass |
01:02:39 |
until you have a mouth full of teeth! |
01:02:41 |
- Hey, listen, man... |
01:02:44 |
I will do to you things. |
01:02:46 |
Not even Freddy Krueger would do this shit |
01:02:50 |
She is mine! She is mine! |
01:02:54 |
She is mine! She will always be mine! |
01:02:57 |
- And if she does, I will fucking kill you! |
01:03:01 |
- You're already dead, |
01:03:03 |
No, I'm not fucking done, you son of |
01:03:07 |
You're fucking dead! You're a dead man! |
01:03:12 |
- Good God! |
01:03:14 |
Your funeral has already occurred, |
01:03:18 |
with my name on it in cursive writing, |
01:03:22 |
- You can say what you want, |
01:03:25 |
It's what I will do to you |
01:03:28 |
Just listen, |
01:03:32 |
Do you understand me? |
01:03:34 |
But it's New Year's Eve... |
01:03:37 |
and your girlfriend, |
01:03:42 |
is out with me, |
01:03:45 |
So that's just something |
01:03:56 |
Hello? |
01:03:57 |
Put Vivian on right now. |
01:04:02 |
He wants to talk to you, |
01:04:06 |
Hello, |
01:04:08 |
Honey, I'm driving over to our place right |
01:04:15 |
- Shit, |
01:04:16 |
He's going to my house to burn all my shit, |
01:04:19 |
- Oh, shit! |
01:04:22 |
we'll save a lot of time |
01:04:24 |
I'm not going to your house, |
01:04:27 |
- Help me save my shit, |
01:04:29 |
- We'll get there before he even shows up, |
01:04:33 |
I do not have time to argue with you, |
01:04:35 |
He is gonna burn pictures |
01:04:38 |
There's so much stuff I have to save, |
01:04:43 |
I will drive, |
01:04:46 |
I will drive, I'm the driver, |
01:04:51 |
OK, |
01:04:54 |
Go in the living room |
01:04:57 |
- What color truck does he drive? |
01:05:00 |
I'm gonna get some stuff out of |
01:05:03 |
- What am I supposed to grab? |
01:05:06 |
- Where's your weed? |
01:05:09 |
- Where's the heater? |
01:05:11 |
I got it at the garage sale, |
01:05:14 |
Do you really need this? |
01:05:16 |
And there's a little picture of me |
01:05:20 |
- Oh, my God, you're so cute, |
01:05:22 |
What else? |
01:05:25 |
Yes, yes! |
01:05:28 |
I don't know where it is! I'm looking all |
01:05:32 |
Oh, oh, oh! |
01:05:34 |
- What? |
01:05:37 |
I have lessons on Tuesdays! |
01:05:41 |
- Oh, shit! |
01:05:42 |
All right, he's here, he's here! |
01:05:56 |
- Get my bunny! |
01:06:01 |
Oh, God, |
01:06:05 |
Go! Go! |
01:06:12 |
Wait! |
01:06:16 |
You're going too fast! |
01:06:20 |
Come on, |
01:07:56 |
So... this is I think |
01:08:36 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! |
01:08:40 |
Oh, you made it, you made it, |
01:08:43 |
- I wouldn't miss it for the world, |
01:08:46 |
Jacob, Vivian, |
01:08:49 |
- Hey, how are you? |
01:08:52 |
Thanks, I forgot it was New Year's Eve, |
01:08:55 |
- Oh, really? Yeah? |
01:08:57 |
- She fucking hit me, |
01:09:00 |
- Yeah, I'll tell you about it... |
01:09:02 |
I'll tell you about it later, |
01:09:05 |
- Oh, man, you needed to be hit, |
01:09:09 |
- Hey, did you guys get drinks yet? |
01:09:11 |
- Do you want a beer? |
01:09:14 |
- Oh, thanks, |
01:09:18 |
Cheers to the best year of our life, |
01:09:20 |
- Cheers, |
01:09:22 |
Oh, yeah, Hear! Hear! |
01:09:25 |
Hear! Hear! |
01:09:27 |
So, have you done it yet? |
01:09:32 |
- No, I haven't, |
01:09:36 |
I have butterflies, but, you know, |
01:09:39 |
I want to do this now, |
01:09:42 |
Don't do it yet, |
01:09:45 |
It's, like, 30 minutes till midnight, |
01:09:54 |
- Hi, How are you? |
01:09:57 |
- You too, |
01:09:58 |
- I've been good, |
01:10:00 |
- You look cute, |
01:10:10 |
I'm having so much fun |
01:10:12 |
- Really? |
01:10:13 |
Hey, so Jacob's about to go on, |
01:10:17 |
Hey, um... |
01:10:18 |
Real quick, l-l-I... |
01:10:22 |
- What is it? |
01:10:25 |
What? |
01:10:35 |
I'm sorry, l-I... |
01:10:43 |
Can you turn the music down? |
01:10:46 |
Hello, everybody, |
01:10:51 |
Can you turn the light on, please, for me? |
01:10:54 |
Thank you, Um... |
01:10:58 |
I want to be the first one to say |
01:11:06 |
Yeah, um... |
01:11:08 |
- Tell me what happened, |
01:11:12 |
I wouldn't normally turn off the music |
01:11:16 |
but there's something important |
01:11:21 |
Min, Where are you, Min? |
01:11:24 |
Min, Min, Min, Min! |
01:11:28 |
Hi, |
01:11:30 |
This has... this has been the love |
01:11:35 |
Congratulations, |
01:11:37 |
Um, I've been, uh... |
01:11:39 |
I've been trying to find the right time |
01:11:42 |
but the moment just never seemed |
01:11:46 |
Don't be nervous, |
01:11:59 |
I've loved you more than I've loved |
01:12:05 |
Honestly, the connection |
01:12:10 |
I've never felt... anything like this before, |
01:12:19 |
OK, before I ask you this question... |
01:12:23 |
I don't want you to answer |
01:12:25 |
'cause I want to give you, like, |
01:12:35 |
I want you to be my wife till the day I die, |
01:12:41 |
Will you marry me? |
01:12:47 |
Don't answer, |
01:12:49 |
Don't say yet, |
01:12:52 |
No, no, we should wait, |
01:13:25 |
Why did she have to |
01:13:28 |
- Because she lives at our house, |
01:13:32 |
Who cares! |
01:13:33 |
I mean, love is strange, |
01:13:36 |
This is the one couple |
01:13:39 |
- Nobody has their shit together, |
01:13:42 |
We are all just hanging on |
01:13:45 |
You might as well enjoy what you have |
01:13:50 |
One minute and 45 seconds to go, |
01:13:52 |
How are you gonna spend |
01:13:55 |
Listening to a radio show? |
01:13:57 |
but we won't get to the end of it |
01:14:01 |
If you're not where you want to be, |
01:14:04 |
It's t-minus 1-39, 1-38... |
01:14:07 |
Oh, this is great, That's it, |
01:14:11 |
- I guess we're parked, |
01:14:15 |
This is so typical, New Year's Eve |
01:14:22 |
I guess it's not too bad, |
01:14:27 |
Sometimes you just got to |
01:14:31 |
There is no way of avoiding it, |
01:14:33 |
You just gotta get that umbrella |
01:14:41 |
- That's very well said, |
01:14:44 |
So come on, it's New Year's Eve, |
01:14:46 |
You got time for some resolutions, |
01:14:51 |
- To be honest, I haven't thought about it, |
01:14:57 |
Come on, close your eyes, |
01:15:00 |
The final grains of sand are slipping |
01:15:05 |
We are fast approaching |
01:15:09 |
60 seconds. |
01:15:30 |
Whatever you've wanted to do this |
01:15:35 |
or come to terms with the fact |
01:15:40 |
We're down to the final 15 seconds. Get |
01:15:45 |
Ten, nine, eight, |
01:15:48 |
seven, six, |
01:15:50 |
five, four, three, |
01:15:53 |
two, one! |
01:16:00 |
Happy New Year, Los Angeles! |
01:16:03 |
I love you for struggling and for fighting |
01:16:07 |
all the obstacles we have before us |
01:16:12 |
Good luck finding love. Those that come |
01:16:16 |
I hope you find |
01:16:18 |
because this waking moment, |
01:16:21 |
is our one chance to make it happen. |
01:16:36 |
I would love... |
01:16:39 |
to marry... |
01:16:41 |
you! |
01:17:02 |
So, take a seat on the couch, |
01:17:08 |
get some wine and turn on some music, |
01:17:11 |
That sounds great, |
01:17:14 |
Thanks, |
01:17:16 |
If you ever need a place to crash |
01:17:20 |
Actually I think I'm gonna stay |
01:17:23 |
- So your sister lives out here? |
01:17:27 |
You have five new messages. |
01:17:30 |
Wow, Mr, Popular, |
01:17:31 |
Hi, don't get upset if you're straight. |
01:17:35 |
You posted under the holiday dates, |
01:17:39 |
Oh, shit, Wait one... |
01:17:40 |
- Wait, wait, wait, I want to hear this, |
01:17:43 |
- Let me hear this, |
01:17:45 |
I think you're hot from your photo. Bye. |
01:17:52 |
I'm calling for the misanthrope. |
01:17:55 |
- My number's 310-555-8934. |
01:18:01 |
I divorced recently |
01:18:04 |
I think I'm pretty attractive. |
01:18:08 |
So with that, I don't know what to say. |
01:18:18 |
Hi. I'm 36-24-36, blonde. |
01:18:21 |
- I want to show you a good time. |
01:18:24 |
- And my pager is 323... |
01:18:28 |
- Hookers, She was a hooker, |
01:18:31 |
Oh, |
01:18:33 |
- Oh, happy New Year, sweetie. |
01:18:35 |
You didn't pick up your cell. I can't wait |
01:18:40 |
- Oh, shit, |
01:18:43 |
I want to hear all about her. |
01:18:45 |
- What girl? |
01:18:47 |
I was on the other line with her when you |
01:18:53 |
Um, it's me. |
01:18:57 |
Happy New Year. |
01:18:59 |
I hope when you get this you're having |
01:19:03 |
Sounds like everything's |
01:19:06 |
I knew it would. You're so smart and |
01:19:12 |
I don't know. I miss hearing you |
01:19:16 |
Someday everybody will see what you've |
01:19:21 |
I just have complete faith |
01:19:25 |
Um... I don't know. |
01:19:30 |
I'm just spending a lot of time |
01:19:34 |
I don't know. I miss you. |
01:19:37 |
And I was really, really glad |
01:19:41 |
And, uh, give me a call, |
01:19:44 |
and, I don't know, we can talk. |
01:19:46 |
All right. |
01:19:49 |
Bye. |
01:19:50 |
End of messages. |
01:20:43 |
What's wrong? |
01:20:47 |
Nothing, |
01:20:51 |
Yeah, |
01:21:05 |
You want me to tell you that confession |
01:21:12 |
If you want to, |
01:21:18 |
It's something I haven't told |
01:21:26 |
What is it? |
01:21:37 |
I'm pregnant, |
01:21:47 |
He doesn't know, does he? |
01:21:53 |
I was gonna tell him, and then I found out |
01:22:00 |
I just left and went |
01:22:07 |
And I've been there ever since, |
01:22:14 |
Are you gonna keep it? |
01:22:19 |
I don't know, |
01:22:24 |
I mean, if I do... |
01:22:29 |
...it's, like, no more nights like this, |
01:22:31 |
No more... no more acting, |
01:22:35 |
I guess I'll just move back to Texas |
01:23:31 |
Oh, my God! |
01:23:39 |
Are they serious? |
01:23:41 |
Oh... my... |
01:23:43 |
Mm-hm, |
01:23:46 |
Oh! |
01:23:47 |
- Do you hear that? |
01:23:52 |
- That's loud, |
01:23:54 |
That's really loud, |
01:23:57 |
Yeah, he's a stallion, |
01:24:04 |
They do that all the time? |
01:24:08 |
Yeah, they just go at it and go at it |
01:24:13 |
- Oh, my God, |
01:24:17 |
- You just can't see anything, |
01:24:21 |
Yeah, I love it, |
01:24:23 |
Ohh... |
01:24:25 |
Oh, my God, oh, my God, |
01:24:32 |
Oh, yeah! |
01:24:33 |
What does she look like? |
01:24:37 |
She's really thin, |
01:24:40 |
- You want some gum? |
01:24:43 |
Yes, I'd love some gum, |
01:24:47 |
You mean, she's not... |
01:24:50 |
fat? |
01:24:52 |
She's really thin? |
01:24:54 |
- Is she hot? |
01:24:57 |
What does he look like? |
01:26:09 |
- Are you OK? |
01:26:14 |
Are you sure? |
01:26:17 |
Don't stop, Please don't stop, |
01:26:25 |
Don't stop, |
01:28:03 |
Good morning, |
01:28:04 |
So, um... I think we got all your stuff, |
01:28:09 |
Thanks, |
01:28:11 |
I guess I'll just pull around the car, |
01:28:13 |
Oh, actually I called a cab, |
01:28:26 |
Hey, uh, listen, |
01:28:31 |
I'd really like to see you again, |
01:28:43 |
Will you think of me next year at midnight? |
01:28:47 |
Yeah, |
01:28:48 |
I'll think of you every year |
01:28:55 |
That'd be nice, |
01:29:01 |
I wish you luck, |
01:29:03 |
You too, |
01:29:06 |
Bye, |
01:29:44 |
Hey, |
01:29:46 |
I didn't know you were up, |
01:29:50 |
Yeah, I am, |
01:29:52 |
Did you have fun last night? |
01:29:56 |
Yeah, I did, |
01:29:59 |
- You? |
01:30:02 |
I... |
01:30:04 |
She was very pretty, |
01:30:07 |
Yeah, she is, |
01:30:16 |
So... you're getting married, |
01:30:19 |
Yeah, we're engaged, |
01:30:21 |
Do you want to see the ring? |
01:30:27 |
Mm-hm, |
01:30:30 |
Mr, List, |
01:30:33 |
- Mr, Craigslist, |
01:30:35 |
- How are you, buddy? |
01:30:40 |
- Thank you, |
01:30:41 |
Put something on before jack boy has |
01:30:47 |
So, did you guys have a good time |
01:30:51 |
We did, But did you have a good time? |
01:30:54 |
Did you do it? Did you guys do it? |
01:30:58 |
Did you use the condoms? |
01:31:00 |
You know, I'd rather not say right now, |
01:31:03 |
No! Tell us now! Give us a little details, |
01:31:08 |
You know, I was, uh... |
01:31:12 |
I like this, He's all, like, suave now, |
01:31:16 |
He's got his mojo back, Look at him, |
01:31:21 |
# Follow the Moskva |
01:31:23 |
# Down to Dorky Park |
01:31:26 |
# Listening to the winds |
01:31:28 |
# Of change |
01:31:33 |
# Future's in the air |
01:31:35 |
# Blowing everywhere |
01:31:38 |
# Blowing in the winds |
01:31:41 |
# Of change |
01:31:45 |
# Take me |
01:31:48 |
# To the legends of tomorrow |
01:31:51 |
# On a Ionely night |
01:31:54 |
# The mulatto lovers... |
01:31:59 |
# In the winds of change # |
01:32:01 |
- Who wants breakfast? |
01:32:05 |
- I want French toast, |
01:32:08 |
- OK, so, Vegas, huh? |
01:32:12 |
- I want to stay at the best hotel, |
01:32:17 |
You got it, |
01:32:19 |
Come on, just tell me something, |
01:32:29 |
This year's gonna be awesome! |
01:32:32 |
Can't believe you said yes. |