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...courageous men who risk |
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...and secure peace and freedom |
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We are a nation |
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Does anybody know where the head is? |
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...with us here tonight... |
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...fill that need. |
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Through their strength of character, |
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...they have proven themselves |
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...hero. |
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Tonight we are paying tribute... |
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...to a breed of men... |
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Where can a guy take a leak around here? |
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Well, damn if we're not balls to the wall... |
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...with all-American hero types |
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I see space walkers... |
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...and moon walkers |
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And over here, |
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America's best and brightest. |
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That's a good one, boys. |
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The most excitement I ever had |
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...with a stubborn nose gear on the deck |
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But you boys... |
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...you get to test out these babies. |
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I envy you. |
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Gentlemen, I salute you. |
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Shit, I spilled my drink. |
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Easy. |
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Battle conditions, boys? |
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Get yourself a new act. You're a disgrace. |
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Give that crippled tomcat story a rest |
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Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty. |
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When my moment of truth came, I didn't |
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You son of a... |
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Come on. It's what you always wanted, |
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Shouldn't the project be declassified? |
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You know I can't tell you that. |
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Would you just excuse me? I'm sorry. |
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All right, that's enough! That's enough! |
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Hello, Pete. Where's your uniform? |
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Where yours should've been |
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Don't worry, Pete. The wait is almost over. |
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Take him home, Lydia. |
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Can you try to hit the couch? |
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No wait, wait. |
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All you had to do was ask, honey. |
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Charming. You want a drink? |
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-What is all this? |
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-Rabbits? |
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You resigned your commission |
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-Now take it easy. |
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You better get some ice on that. |
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-Where are you going? |
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You're in no shape to drive. |
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I am in no shape to drive. |
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You leave me no choice. |
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-That's not fair. |
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"Straight to my lover's heart" |
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Come on. |
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Hey, I told the man on the phone, |
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All I got was an address, |
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-What's going on here? |
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You know what's going on here. |
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-I read the note. |
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-I don't live here. |
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Shut up and get in your cab! |
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I read the note. |
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It's your standard farewell address. |
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-Excuse me. |
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Don't leave. You know you love me. |
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I know you're crazy about me. |
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In a week or two, I'll call you or |
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No, we won't! |
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I don't get it. I get a little drunk. |
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I make an ass out of myself. |
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-What's the big deal? |
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It just hurts me too much to be with you. |
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Lydia! |
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Lydia, I stubbed my toe on the cab |
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I think it's broken. |
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Better your toe than your heart. |
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Lydia! |
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I hope you didn't leave your purse |
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Okay, Jack. Let's review. |
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We've got nausea, shortness of breath... |
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...dizziness and headaches. |
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Big, pounding headaches. |
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What's going on up here? |
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-Hairspray. |
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It also makes me sneeze like crazy. |
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-What do you think? |
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Isn't this great, Jack? |
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The nightmares still keeping you awake |
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Now I have a new one. |
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Put your head back. Tell me about it. |
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I'm at the market, |
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I suddenly notice that the next customer |
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...obnoxious woman |
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I'm passing her stuff over... |
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...the bar code scanner. I don't notice it... |
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...but the computer is ringing up |
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So when I'm all done, |
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...and it's way up over $100,000. |
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So the woman with the orange hair |
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...she says to me: |
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"I don't carry that kind of cash |
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Open wide. |
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I say, "Oh, is that right?" |
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She reaches into her purse... |
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...and pulls out a little pearl-handled pistol. |
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She pulls back on the trigger |
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Take it easy, Jack. It's all right. |
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Just sit down. |
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I'm sorry, Jack. |
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Jack, please, sit down and relax. |
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You know that I am more than your doctor. |
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You're one of my favorite patients. |
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Your regular office visits |
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The problem is, |
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What you need is rest and relaxation. |
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Maybe a nice vacation. |
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It sounds good. |
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Then take one. |
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The most important thing for you now |
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Got it? |
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-I know it's hard to believe... |
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That's why I want you to see for yourself. |
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Then, if you're interested, |
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First amaze me, then we'll talk funding. |
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Damn this traffic. We're gonna be late. |
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Just out of curiosity, who's your guy? |
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You might know him. Tuck Pendelton. |
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-Why did you choose him? |
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-Such as? |
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Let me tell you about Tuck Pendelton. |
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He could have been one of the best. |
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...he can't take orders, |
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Don't look so depressed. |
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The experiment is bound to fail |
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How does that feel? It feels good. |
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The Tuck Pendelton machine, zero defects. |
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-You're not getting nervous, are you? |
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Let's review the neuromuscular |
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Let's not, all right? |
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-What do you mean, "Let's not"? |
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I know what our objectives are. |
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I can do this little job blindfolded |
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Alpha-level technicians, |
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Optical sensor check commencing. |
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Initiate hyper-conic speaker check. |
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Initiating. |
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-Good luck, Lieutenant. |
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Zero minus five. |
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Just one more thing, Lieutenant. |
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I want to make sure |
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It's not going to be simple, |
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Good luck, Lieutenant. |
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Be careful of this unit. |
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It's not quite as reliable as it was. |
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Still rolling? Great! |
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We are using an experimental... |
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...submersible pod, |
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...helium-neon laser scalpel |
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This was a 50-milliwatt unit... |
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...which we increased to 600 milliwatts... |
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Just pay attention to your business there. |
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600 milliwatts... |
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...which, in terms of spacial equivalency, |
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This is done because we have |
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...because of our enhanced spectral coding. |
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This is done in a chamber, |
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...coupled with |
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Would you bring up the Biomed |
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Oxygen percentage, check. |
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Doppler phase translocator activated. |
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State of the art. |
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All personnel, |
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Secure all stations. |
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Environmental control systems, check. |
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Gyro stabilization XYZ coordinates, check. |
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Laser subsystem analysis, check. |
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Pod lockdown and rotation complete. |
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Prepare for shield closure. |
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-Lieutenant, do you read me? |
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Stand by. |
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Biomed complete. |
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-And from optoelectrical station three. |
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-Station two. |
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-And the MRD? |
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CC, do you confirm we're clear to proceed? |
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Dr. Niles isn't here yet. |
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That's his trouble, not mine. |
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Prepare PEM number one. |
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Activate Photon Echo Memory system. |
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Insert PEM number one. |
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Commencing PEM number one's insertion. |
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Open pre-feed to the hydroperc chamber. |
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Pull up a display |
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Stand by, Lieutenant. |
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Insert PEM number two. |
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These should have been on my desk |
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Do you have any other papers |
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Pod activated. |
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Microchip interlock complete. |
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Hold on to your breakfast, Lieutenant. |
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Activate centrifuge. |
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Minus 40. |
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Commencing molecular isolation |
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Minus 30. |
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Minus 20. |
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Minus 10. |
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9, 8, 7, 6... |
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...5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
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Ignition. |
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Sequence completed. |
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-Can I help you fellows? |
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Phone repair. |
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Do you know anything |
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Sorry, I don't... |
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All technicians, |
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Prepare to interface with host organism. |
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Synchronize life-support systems. |
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We'll have you inside Bugs |
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Guys, I need help with the rodent. |
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Look at this thing. |
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Primitive. Definitely primitive. |
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-Margaret? |
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You've backed yourself |
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Mr. Igoe... |
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...stop him. We need that syringe. |
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Ozzie? |
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Ozzie, what the hell's going on out there? |
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Ozzie, am I being punished? |
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Mr. Putter. |
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I certainly envy you. |
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No excitement. Doctor's orders. |
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How about a little shipboard romance? |
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As long as it isn't too exciting. |
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Get some help. |
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Somebody call security. |
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Did you see that? |
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Automatic pilot now functioning. |
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Please give command code |
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Jack, you're late. |
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-You won't believe what happened to me. |
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Just punch in and get to work |
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Smell this. Go on, smell it. |
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What the hell are these things? Fat cells? |
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What the hell is going on out there? |
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Mission Control, come in. |
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I blacked out. Am I inside Bugs or what? |
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Thanks, Craig. |
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-You're late. |
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-How do I look? |
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I'm still shaking. |
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-What happened? |
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Talk about frightening experiences. |
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-Never mind. |
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-We had a date last night. |
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-Forgot? How could you forget? |
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If you want to be part of my life, |
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Wendy, I'm not a part of your life. |
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Well? |
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-I'm in a hurry. |
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Just add it up, will you? |
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Ozzie, if you can hear me, |
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...by activating |
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Stand by. |
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That's kind of pricey for shampoo, ain't it? |
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Ozzie! |
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$128,000? |
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Is that with or without the coupons? |
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What have you done, Jack? |
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-lt's a dream. |
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It's a dream. |
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Jack, way to screw up! |
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Listen, sweetie, |
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Get ahold of yourself, Jack. |
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I need some aspirin. |
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Here! |
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Hey, I'm not buying that aspirin now! |
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At $800 a bottle, who'd want to? |
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Jack, you're becoming unglued. |
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Oh, my God, he's completely spaced out. |
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Let me handle this. |
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Jack. |
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What the hell is that? Ozzie! |
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Ozzie, I can't hear you. |
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I'll proceed with the mission as planned. |
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Phase one: |
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Optic nerve interface. |
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Come on, baby, show me the way. |
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"Please wait"? |
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"Environmental adjust required"? |
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Pathway to optic nerve is as follows; |
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...to inferior vena cava |
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...to superior vena cava |
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Let's drive. |
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Entering bloodstream. |
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You've always been like a son to me. |
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Well, a nephew, anyway. |
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You've got a great future ahead of you |
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I'd hate to see you throw it all away |
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-Coffee. Thank you. |
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Smoking. |
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Deploying optic remote. |
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Optic sensor armed and ready. |
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Firing optic sensor. |
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What's wrong, Jack? Let me see. |
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Let me see. |
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Come on, where the hell is the picture? |
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All right, Oz! |
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That's not Oz. Who the hell is that? |
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Where's the lab? |
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It was just so strange. It was like... |
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...someone suddenly shoved |
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Oh, God! |
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You stand up now, Jack. |
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What is this? |
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Did Bugs just stand up? |
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I'm in a man! |
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I'm in a strange man! |
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I'm in a strange man... |
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...surrounded by strangers |
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Go home and start your vacation today. |
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This afternoon, Jack. |
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Do you mind if I call my doctor? |
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Go right ahead, Jack. What a good idea. |
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Ozzie, what have you done? |
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I gotta talk to this guy. |
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Pathway to middle ear is as follows... |
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Miniaturization is achieved... |
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...by pairing two 500 series |
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...or PEMS as we call them, |
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Only the controller |
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...but a combination of the two chips |
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"J. Putter, Assistant Manager." |
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Find him. |
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Approaching middle ear. |
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Hello, can you hear me? |
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Repeat. Repeat. |
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-Who, me? |
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Would you talk to me, please? |
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Who are you? What's your name? |
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What? |
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-Are you talking to me? |
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I'm not out there. I'm in here. |
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-Did you hear that? |
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You didn't hear that then? |
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No, I'm sorry. I didn't hear anything. |
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Would I be in a doctor's office |
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Pal, we have to talk. |
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-No, we don't. |
00:36:43 |
-Don't have to talk. |
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-We do? |
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-Have to talk. |
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I'm in here, inside you! Inside your body! |
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Oh, God! |
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Somebody, help me. I'm possessed! |
00:37:07 |
Good news, Jack. |
00:37:09 |
We can rule out demonic possession |
00:37:13 |
But this little voice is talking to me. |
00:37:15 |
That proves it. |
00:37:22 |
Jack, what are you doing? |
00:37:24 |
I started to hyperventilate. |
00:37:32 |
You're okay? You're not shaky? |
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Thank God! A doctor! |
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Tell your doctor I'm in the tympanic... |
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It's happening right now. Quick! |
00:37:42 |
Take it easy. |
00:37:46 |
What are you waiting for? Tell him! |
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Are you deaf? Tell him! |
00:37:51 |
Relax, Jack. |
00:37:55 |
I'm blind! Oh, God! |
00:37:57 |
Now it's talking about God. |
00:38:01 |
You're experiencing |
00:38:06 |
How do you treat that? |
00:38:08 |
Well, the medieval remedy... |
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...was to flay the skin off your body |
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I have no idea what the current thinking is. |
00:38:24 |
It's just a little theistic hysteria, |
00:38:54 |
I can see! |
00:38:55 |
Thank God! I can see! |
00:38:57 |
-Jack. |
00:39:01 |
-Jack. We have to talk. |
00:39:04 |
We have a little problem here. |
00:39:06 |
I wonder what's on the television? |
00:39:10 |
Jack! Pay attention! |
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This is a good one. |
00:39:14 |
You can't watch TV. We have to talk. |
00:39:17 |
Oh, no. I'm inside a guy |
00:39:19 |
Try a vowel. |
00:39:20 |
I have no choice. I'm going to hit you |
00:39:27 |
Okay, buddy boy, here we go. |
00:39:35 |
Fire! Fire! |
00:39:39 |
Hey, Jack, you want to watch TV? |
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Primary coil overload. |
00:39:57 |
You see that I am real. |
00:40:03 |
I don't know what to believe. |
00:40:06 |
Believe it, Jack. |
00:40:10 |
Now I want you to listen to me |
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-All right? |
00:40:14 |
We're in this together |
00:40:18 |
You don't work at the lab, do you? |
00:40:21 |
Lab? No, I work at Safeway. |
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And you don't know anything |
00:40:27 |
What experiment? |
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Oh, God! |
00:40:30 |
-The miniaturization experiment. |
00:40:36 |
My name is Lieutenant Tuck Pendelton. |
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I've been miniaturized. |
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I was supposed to be injected |
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...and somehow I got inside you instead. |
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What do you mean "somehow"? How? |
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All I know is I was inside a syringe |
00:41:05 |
-Are you Jack Potter? |
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-This yours? |
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I'm from Cook Travel Agency. |
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I think these are cruise tickets, |
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-Thank you very much. |
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Can I use your phone? |
00:41:23 |
Sure, go ahead. |
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Thanks, appreciate it. |
00:41:32 |
Shot your TV out, man? |
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Just like Elvis. |
00:41:36 |
You're a lucky guy, going on a cruise. |
00:41:40 |
-Taking your roommate? |
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I thought I heard you talking to someone. |
00:41:45 |
Don't trust him. He's not a messenger. |
00:41:48 |
I made the drop. |
00:41:49 |
How do you know? |
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Gut reaction. Get out. Get out right now! |
00:41:53 |
Piece of cake. |
00:41:55 |
Where you going, man? |
00:41:57 |
Grab it! |
00:42:03 |
Jack, your pulse rate. I'm going too fast! |
00:42:15 |
Put your knee up. |
00:42:18 |
Now hit him! Run! |
00:42:34 |
Tuck, what's going on? |
00:42:41 |
Jack, you did real good. |
00:42:45 |
I've got a little problem here. |
00:42:49 |
Shit! |
00:43:00 |
Approaching tricuspid valve of heart. |
00:43:03 |
-Do not enter heart. |
00:43:09 |
Turbo thrusters at maximum. |
00:43:17 |
Warning; |
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Cardiac arrest imminent. |
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Just a little further! |
00:43:49 |
This won't hurt a bit. |
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Up! Up! Up! That's it! Let's go! |
00:44:07 |
You've got one hell of a pump, Jack. |
00:44:10 |
-Where have you been? |
00:44:15 |
You mean to tell me |
00:44:17 |
Yes. And I can talk to him. |
00:44:22 |
He's patched into the optic nerve and |
00:44:26 |
...to see if we could make audio |
00:44:30 |
-Come on, Doc, this is a guy, not a bunny! |
00:44:34 |
It simply reads the environment |
00:44:38 |
-Can you see me, Lieutenant Pendelton? |
00:44:41 |
Yes, he can. |
00:44:43 |
Good work! Job well done! |
00:44:46 |
Good work! I can't believe this! |
00:44:51 |
The lieutenant is wondering |
00:44:54 |
I'll tell you. |
00:44:57 |
...who know squat about security. |
00:44:59 |
-Thanks for the hot tip. |
00:45:03 |
We'll do all we can |
00:45:06 |
You better, you two-faced son of a bitch! |
00:45:09 |
-Tuck says, "Thank you." |
00:45:12 |
Excuse us a minute. |
00:45:14 |
Let me talk to you outside. |
00:45:17 |
Stay here. Both of you. |
00:45:20 |
That's good. |
00:45:23 |
You're home free now. |
00:45:24 |
I never trusted Pete Blanchard. |
00:45:30 |
Yes, hold on, yes. |
00:45:33 |
Look directly at them. I think |
00:45:40 |
I'm trying to explain to you |
00:45:43 |
We're not the only ones |
00:45:46 |
Don't you think I know that, Niles? |
00:45:48 |
-I can hear them. |
00:45:51 |
Sorry. |
00:45:52 |
We are the first to perfect |
00:45:55 |
...by using two chips. |
00:45:58 |
The other one has been stolen. |
00:46:01 |
-Find the stolen chip. |
00:46:04 |
No! They're prototypes! |
00:46:05 |
That's thinking ahead, Niles. |
00:46:07 |
We can make duplicates. |
00:46:09 |
-But not by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow. |
00:46:12 |
By 9:00 his air supply runs out. |
00:46:16 |
That is no problem. |
00:46:18 |
He can go to the guy's lungs, open |
00:46:22 |
He can't open the hatch! |
00:46:23 |
The sudden change in the cabin pressure |
00:46:28 |
That's right, Einstein. |
00:46:29 |
-Then we don't have to do anything. |
00:46:32 |
The stolen chip is useless |
00:46:37 |
Build your duplicates. |
00:46:38 |
It doesn't matter how long it takes, |
00:46:42 |
-What about Pendelton? |
00:46:46 |
Thanks, Pete. |
00:46:47 |
Maybe we can use him |
00:46:53 |
-Find it? |
00:46:54 |
Put it on. Keys are in the pocket. |
00:46:58 |
Use it. |
00:47:01 |
What are you waiting on? |
00:47:03 |
Don't rush me! |
00:47:07 |
I want you to factor this into your thinking. |
00:47:11 |
My air supply is running out. |
00:47:12 |
If you don't help me, |
00:47:17 |
...floating around your insides with this |
00:47:23 |
Not a pretty thought. |
00:47:26 |
All right. |
00:47:27 |
-But you have to do something for me. |
00:47:32 |
The red Mustang convertible. |
00:47:38 |
Careful! This isn't a Honda. |
00:47:44 |
Use the clutch! It's a five-speed stick! |
00:47:57 |
Oh, that's great, Doc! |
00:48:01 |
-No pain. |
00:48:03 |
That's what I want from you. No pain. |
00:48:08 |
Don't do anything weird in there, okay? |
00:48:11 |
Don't cause an embolism |
00:48:15 |
...sever my spinal cord and just go, |
00:48:19 |
Do you know what I mean? |
00:48:21 |
-Okay, no pain. |
00:48:30 |
Home sweet home. |
00:48:32 |
-ls this where you live? |
00:48:38 |
What's this thing? |
00:48:39 |
Something else from Vector-Scope |
00:48:44 |
I need a drink. How about you? |
00:48:47 |
No, I don't drink. |
00:48:50 |
You do now, because I can't have a drink |
00:48:53 |
Get the picture? |
00:48:55 |
See the table |
00:48:58 |
-Yeah. |
00:49:06 |
Empty. |
00:49:08 |
Yeah, right. |
00:49:11 |
-A bottle of Southern Comfort? |
00:49:15 |
I want you to take a big old tug |
00:49:19 |
I'll do the rest, all right? |
00:49:23 |
We're gonna drink this one to Ozzie. |
00:49:26 |
A good man who tried to save my ass |
00:49:32 |
To Ozzie. |
00:49:40 |
Come on, lucky flask. |
00:49:58 |
Great, Jack. |
00:50:01 |
When things are at their darkest, pal... |
00:50:03 |
...it's a brave man |
00:50:07 |
Jack, let the good times roll. |
00:51:17 |
-I didn't know dancing was so much fun. |
00:51:23 |
Someone like this? |
00:51:27 |
Yeah. |
00:51:30 |
Somebody like that. |
00:51:31 |
You know what's weird? |
00:51:33 |
You are seeing parts of my body... |
00:51:37 |
...that I will never get to see. |
00:51:39 |
Believe me, |
00:51:43 |
The gastric mucosa. |
00:51:46 |
Intestinal villi. Pulmonary alveoli. |
00:51:52 |
Faraway places with... |
00:51:55 |
...strange-sounding names. |
00:51:58 |
Hey, Jack. Jack! |
00:52:00 |
-Go to the mirror in the bedroom, will you? |
00:52:05 |
I don't know what you look like |
00:52:09 |
Sure. |
00:52:15 |
Are you drunk? |
00:52:16 |
I got up a little too fast, |
00:52:19 |
Yeah, right. |
00:52:22 |
-ls that you? |
00:52:24 |
-Look at you. |
00:52:26 |
Go to the mirror. Come on. |
00:52:30 |
-How's this? |
00:52:32 |
Too close? How is this? Is this good? |
00:52:35 |
You know what, |
00:52:40 |
-Can you drive? Is your head clear? |
00:52:44 |
Slap yourself in the face. |
00:52:47 |
-What? |
00:52:52 |
Harder! |
00:52:54 |
Again! |
00:52:57 |
-Sober yet? |
00:53:01 |
-How does it feel? |
00:53:05 |
The Jack Putter machine, zero defects. |
00:53:12 |
God help us. |
00:53:14 |
"Espionage in Silicon Valley. |
00:53:17 |
"The buying and selling |
00:53:20 |
It sounded like Sunday supplement stuff |
00:53:23 |
...and that's how it sounds to me now. |
00:53:25 |
Will you look at me |
00:53:28 |
When people get murdered, |
00:53:32 |
Harry, people are getting murdered. |
00:53:35 |
A scientist named Ozzie Wexler |
00:53:39 |
-Nobody saw who did it. |
00:53:42 |
More than the police. He worked for a lab |
00:53:45 |
Something gets stolen maybe? |
00:53:47 |
I don't know. The lab's locked up tight. |
00:53:51 |
-The Cowboy. |
00:53:53 |
-ls he here now? |
00:53:55 |
TWA flight 607, |
00:53:59 |
Will you talk to me? |
00:54:01 |
Who's the Cowboy? |
00:54:24 |
I'm sorry, sir, |
00:54:39 |
There is nothing like a good cigar. |
00:55:01 |
-Hey, there she is! |
00:55:04 |
I saw her out of the corner of your eye. |
00:55:06 |
Honk the horn! Honk the horn! |
00:55:13 |
Pull over! |
00:55:16 |
-You see her? |
00:55:19 |
What do you think you're doing? |
00:55:21 |
Does Tuck Pendelton know |
00:55:25 |
He'd sooner trust you |
00:55:27 |
Here we go. |
00:55:30 |
You're wearing Tuck's jacket. Why? |
00:55:33 |
-Lydia, shut up and listen. |
00:55:37 |
You said that good. |
00:55:42 |
Tuck's in trouble. He needs your help. |
00:55:46 |
Tuck is being held for ransom. |
00:55:50 |
In a manner of speaking, yes. |
00:55:54 |
We need a certain microchip |
00:55:57 |
Unfortunately it was taken |
00:56:00 |
So there was a break-in! How did Tuck... |
00:56:04 |
-How did you get involved in this? |
00:56:08 |
-lt's a long story. |
00:56:14 |
Don't let her take control |
00:56:17 |
Be aggressive. Dominate her. |
00:56:25 |
Look, Lydia, |
00:56:29 |
There's no time to explain. |
00:56:32 |
That's good. |
00:56:33 |
9:00 tomorrow morning? |
00:56:37 |
No, we... |
00:56:38 |
Where is he? Where are they keeping him? |
00:56:40 |
Where? |
00:56:43 |
Close by. |
00:56:44 |
In the area. |
00:56:49 |
-lt's difficult to know... |
00:56:53 |
Would you excuse me for a second? |
00:57:01 |
I blew it. I can't handle her. |
00:57:02 |
No. You didn't do so bad. |
00:57:05 |
She's a beautiful tough cookie. |
00:57:09 |
-What's that supposed to mean? |
00:57:12 |
Why can't we tell her the truth? |
00:57:16 |
-Besides, it's humiliating being this small. |
00:57:20 |
You won't be small forever. |
00:57:23 |
Play with it, pal, but don't talk to it. |
00:57:25 |
Who was that? |
00:57:28 |
Never mind. |
00:57:31 |
-Tuck! |
00:57:34 |
Just checking. |
00:57:45 |
Hold it. |
00:57:48 |
This is a Taser gun, |
00:57:53 |
It will immobilize you for 15 minutes |
00:57:57 |
...will render you unconscious as well. |
00:58:02 |
No! |
00:58:05 |
Electrical system overload! |
00:58:13 |
Somebody call the police! |
00:58:15 |
Jack. |
00:58:17 |
Are you all right? |
00:58:53 |
Jack, what is going on? |
00:58:57 |
I'm... |
00:59:00 |
Jack? |
00:59:01 |
You had me worried. |
00:59:04 |
Where are we, a meat locker? |
00:59:08 |
-I'm freezing. |
00:59:13 |
Jack, what is that loud clicking sound? |
00:59:38 |
Mr. Scrimshaw? |
00:59:56 |
Who are these people? Where are we? |
00:59:58 |
Jack? |
01:00:06 |
Dr. Canker, get in here! |
01:00:14 |
This is a doctor? |
01:00:21 |
Well? |
01:00:23 |
Mild hypothermia. |
01:00:25 |
We need him alive. |
01:00:28 |
Oh, yes. He should be alive. |
01:00:31 |
Bring a blanket. |
01:00:32 |
Let me take care of him. |
01:00:35 |
I know how to warm him up. |
01:00:39 |
Knock it off, Margaret. |
01:00:43 |
Very well. |
01:00:48 |
-Aren't you riding in the limo? |
01:00:53 |
I'm staying back here with my friend Jack. |
01:01:14 |
Nuclear weapons, Jack. |
01:01:17 |
They mean nothing. Everybody's got them. |
01:01:21 |
Nobody has the balls to use them. |
01:01:26 |
"Space," you say. Space is a flop. |
01:01:29 |
Didn't you know that? |
01:01:31 |
An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. |
01:01:35 |
But... |
01:01:37 |
...miniaturization, Jack! |
01:01:39 |
That's the ticket. That's the edge |
01:01:44 |
Who will have that edge, Jack? |
01:01:46 |
What country will control miniaturization? |
01:01:53 |
Frankly, I don't give a shit. |
01:01:57 |
And that's why |
01:02:01 |
...out from inside of you! |
01:02:06 |
This guy is definitely not operating |
00:00:04 |
...l'm reminded of the year I spent |
00:00:09 |
Glance around slowly |
00:00:12 |
-I was a young man then... |
00:00:14 |
...much younger than yourself, |
00:00:17 |
Hold up. Wait. Go back to the doors. |
00:00:20 |
Those were memorable times. |
00:00:22 |
Okay, Jack. |
00:00:26 |
This is your moment. |
00:00:30 |
You're not the same man |
00:00:33 |
You're better, stronger. |
00:00:37 |
Psych yourself up. |
00:00:38 |
See yourself opening the doors, Jack... |
00:00:40 |
...and jumping from the truck. |
00:00:45 |
See yourself being a hero! |
00:00:52 |
Can you do it, Jack? Can you see it, Jack? |
00:00:56 |
Yes! I can see it! |
00:00:58 |
Not yet! Wait until it stops. |
00:01:02 |
Come back here, you fool! |
00:01:07 |
Jack! |
00:01:12 |
Do you see that truck? |
00:01:18 |
Come in here, you Safeway clerk! |
00:01:27 |
You're scaring me, Jack. |
00:01:43 |
Don't be a putz, get in here! |
00:01:50 |
It's Lydia! |
00:01:52 |
We're going to jump in the car, Jack. |
00:01:55 |
Come on, buddy! Come on! |
00:01:58 |
Wait! |
00:02:00 |
Igoe! Stop the truck! |
00:02:06 |
Get closer! |
00:02:08 |
Jack! |
00:02:11 |
What are you doing? |
00:02:13 |
-What do you think I'm doing? |
00:02:16 |
I'm trying to get in the car! |
00:02:34 |
Jump in the car, Jack! |
00:02:36 |
You can do it! |
00:02:48 |
Jack, I love you! |
00:02:49 |
Way to go, Jack! |
00:02:54 |
What exactly are we doing here? |
00:02:56 |
Waiting for someone. |
00:03:00 |
Who are we waiting for? |
00:03:02 |
The Cowboy. |
00:03:05 |
I've tracked his movements for months. |
00:03:07 |
He got to the airport about an hour ago, |
00:03:10 |
I think he'll lead us to that chip. |
00:03:13 |
Hey, knock it off! |
00:03:16 |
Why do you think that? |
00:03:17 |
He's a fence. |
00:03:19 |
He deals in stolen Western technology |
00:03:22 |
...which he then sells overseas |
00:03:26 |
Who do you think introduced Velcro |
00:03:29 |
Really? |
00:03:34 |
There he is, perfect timing. |
00:03:37 |
I'll get the suitcase out of the trunk. |
00:03:44 |
How did you know this was here? |
00:03:46 |
Tuck keeps a packed suitcase |
00:03:48 |
...in case he wakes up in a strange place. |
00:03:52 |
Oh, no. She knows about the suitcase. |
00:03:56 |
Margaret... |
00:03:57 |
...the Cowboy is in town |
00:04:01 |
I'm awfully busy right now, Victor. |
00:04:07 |
Just get me that chip! |
00:04:31 |
"I'm an old cowhand |
00:04:34 |
"from the Rio Grande |
00:04:36 |
"But my leg's not bowed |
00:04:39 |
"And my face not tan |
00:04:42 |
"I'm a cowboy who's never seen that cow |
00:04:46 |
"Can't rope a steer |
00:04:49 |
"And I'm not going to start learning how" |
00:04:56 |
I tipped the desk clerk $100 for this room |
00:05:00 |
When he leaves, we go too. |
00:05:03 |
What if he stays in? |
00:05:04 |
He won't. He loves a club called Inferno. |
00:05:08 |
The guy in the truck |
00:05:11 |
What are you looking at? |
00:05:15 |
Come on, Tuck, what do you expect? |
00:05:19 |
She has the cutest little overbite, |
00:05:24 |
It gives her mouth this adorable, |
00:05:28 |
I know what she looks like. |
00:05:30 |
What is the deal |
00:05:32 |
It's none of your business. |
00:05:35 |
Tuck, I need a change of clothes. |
00:05:40 |
Dip all you like, nothing's going to fit you. |
00:05:44 |
Legal counsel |
00:05:47 |
Administrator of four |
00:05:51 |
...suspected of black market arms dealing... |
00:05:53 |
...yet somehow |
00:05:58 |
Anything else? |
00:06:00 |
They say he has Jimmy Hoffa's wristwatch |
00:06:11 |
Oxygen reserve at 60 percent. |
00:06:18 |
We be cool. |
00:06:19 |
Jack, Scrimshaw is... |
00:06:23 |
How do I look? |
00:06:28 |
What's the matter? |
00:06:31 |
Nothing. |
00:06:34 |
You just remind me of a time... |
00:06:36 |
...when Tuck wore this jacket. |
00:06:41 |
It was the night we first met. |
00:06:44 |
You were doing that article about me... |
00:06:47 |
...we had dinner and talked until 3;00 a.m. |
00:06:51 |
I got drunk and threw up, and fell |
00:06:56 |
It looks like you're pretty hung up |
00:07:02 |
How well do you know Tuck? |
00:07:05 |
Well, we're very close, actually. |
00:07:09 |
Does he... |
00:07:12 |
...talk about me? |
00:07:16 |
I find that Tuck tends to be |
00:07:21 |
Will you knock it off! |
00:07:24 |
If I were Tuck, |
00:07:29 |
Yeah. Right. |
00:07:31 |
The Cowboy is leaving. |
00:08:00 |
I think I need a ticket. |
00:08:07 |
Jack? |
00:08:10 |
Jack! |
00:08:11 |
It's Wendy! My God, Jack! |
00:08:14 |
-Look at you. |
00:08:16 |
I'm going in before we lose him. |
00:08:19 |
-I'm with him! |
00:08:58 |
Hey, Cowboy. |
00:09:39 |
I can't believe it, Jack! |
00:09:42 |
This is so exciting! |
00:09:44 |
How long have you led this double life? |
00:09:48 |
Oh, for a while now. |
00:09:55 |
Women love me. |
00:09:58 |
But you know that. |
00:10:01 |
But for serious, |
00:10:04 |
One, I make love with my boots on. |
00:10:08 |
And two... |
00:10:15 |
I know I've been mean to you, Jack. |
00:10:21 |
It doesn't really matter. |
00:10:22 |
It's probably on account of my life sucking |
00:10:26 |
I'm a complete mess, you know. |
00:10:29 |
-You know? |
00:10:33 |
You're probably the only person |
00:10:37 |
And you're the only person |
00:10:42 |
Thank you. |
00:10:45 |
That lady is signaling you. |
00:10:53 |
I came with her, |
00:11:03 |
I found out something. |
00:11:04 |
The Cowboy is meeting with Scrimshaw, |
00:11:09 |
They're going to give him the microchip. |
00:11:14 |
Cowboy. |
00:11:16 |
This is Jack. |
00:11:18 |
-Hi, Cowboy. |
00:11:22 |
Let's go, Buffalo Gal. |
00:11:27 |
He's taking me to the hotel. Follow us. |
00:11:34 |
Wendy? |
00:11:36 |
-I'm sorry, I gotta go. |
00:11:47 |
Hurry up! |
00:11:48 |
I am hurrying up, okay? |
00:11:50 |
I don't want her alone |
00:11:53 |
Yeah, why not? |
00:11:54 |
Because I just don't, that's why. |
00:11:57 |
God, I can't believe how hostile I feel |
00:12:00 |
Because I'm stimulating |
00:12:03 |
Maybe that's the reason and maybe not. |
00:12:05 |
You got something to say, just say it. |
00:12:08 |
She deserves better. That's all. |
00:12:10 |
-Better than what? |
00:12:12 |
I knew it! |
00:12:13 |
You think she goes for you, don't you? |
00:12:16 |
You know what she sees in you? |
00:12:18 |
All right, Pendelton, that's it. |
00:12:21 |
Where are you, you little weasel? |
00:12:23 |
Save it for the Cowboy. |
00:12:32 |
Wrong door! |
00:12:35 |
That's an exit, Jack. Come on, control it. |
00:12:38 |
You're a dangerous individual. |
00:12:43 |
Big Jack! |
00:12:45 |
Don't knock, just come! |
00:12:47 |
Duke the son of a bitch! |
00:12:51 |
Jack? |
00:12:53 |
-Where were you? |
00:12:56 |
Beauty punch anyway, Big Jack. |
00:12:59 |
Now tie that sucker tight, |
00:13:03 |
There, now look at the Cowboy. |
00:13:09 |
Hold it right there. |
00:13:12 |
Emulation systems activated. |
00:13:15 |
Contour analysis, stage one. |
00:13:17 |
Move over, Picasso. Look at this. |
00:13:19 |
Grid mapping ectodermal contours. |
00:13:22 |
Go to the mirror. |
00:13:25 |
What'll we do? |
00:13:26 |
I'll attempt an electronic stimulation |
00:13:29 |
What's that? |
00:13:30 |
-I'm going to alter your face. |
00:13:33 |
How do you do that? |
00:13:36 |
It's complicated. |
00:13:40 |
Will it hurt? |
00:13:43 |
Yeah. |
00:13:44 |
Let's not do it then. |
00:13:49 |
What are you doing in there? |
00:13:54 |
Are you okay? |
00:13:55 |
We're getting there. |
00:13:56 |
Hang on. This might pinch just a little bit. |
00:14:07 |
Jack? |
00:14:08 |
Is that a "5" or a "6"? |
00:14:11 |
I'm right, it's "5." |
00:14:22 |
What? |
00:14:23 |
What did you do to him? |
00:14:25 |
-Who? |
00:14:26 |
Jack? |
00:14:27 |
Get away from me! |
00:14:30 |
I'm Jack. Listen to my voice. It's me. |
00:14:33 |
Then who's in the bathroom? |
00:14:35 |
-He is. |
00:14:37 |
-Him. |
00:14:38 |
The Cowboy. |
00:14:40 |
I know it's hard to understand. |
00:14:42 |
It's hard for me to understand. |
00:14:47 |
I can explain later... |
00:14:49 |
-How did you get Jack's hair? |
00:14:54 |
Go see for yourself. |
00:14:56 |
I will go in and see for myself. |
00:15:11 |
-Jack? |
00:15:16 |
How? |
00:15:24 |
Don't ask, okay? |
00:15:26 |
Just trust me. |
00:15:28 |
I'll explain everything, I promise, |
00:15:33 |
I'll go with you. |
00:15:35 |
Don't let her. It's not safe. |
00:15:37 |
Better not, Lydia. |
00:15:39 |
Tuck used to say he did the things |
00:15:43 |
I want to do the things I only write about. |
00:15:45 |
Open your mouth. |
00:15:56 |
Men. |
00:15:57 |
Mr. Scrimshaw is waiting. |
00:16:02 |
What do you say? |
00:16:05 |
Never beg. Never beg! |
00:16:27 |
Hello, Cowboy. |
00:16:28 |
Welcome. Sit down. Join us. |
00:16:32 |
My friend, we have been waiting for you. |
00:16:34 |
-Are we close friends? |
00:16:36 |
How long has it been, Cowboy? |
00:16:39 |
-You tell me. |
00:16:42 |
Don't you remember? |
00:16:43 |
Idi Amin's barbecue. |
00:16:47 |
How could I forgot? The sauce. |
00:16:49 |
You haven't forgotten the last time |
00:16:53 |
Speaking of which, |
00:16:56 |
...attractive added starter this morning. |
00:16:58 |
Yes, my sister. |
00:17:01 |
In-law. |
00:17:03 |
Good morning, sister-in-law. |
00:17:06 |
Murnau... |
00:17:08 |
...another place setting, please. |
00:17:10 |
I don't know what it is, |
00:17:15 |
You've changed, you're different. |
00:17:20 |
-I've been sick. |
00:17:22 |
Champagne? |
00:17:24 |
Please, join me. |
00:17:26 |
I believe these are the kind you like. |
00:17:30 |
Cuban? |
00:17:31 |
Jack, you're in luck, Cuban are the best. |
00:17:36 |
I save this for later. |
00:17:42 |
Jack! |
00:17:43 |
Cowboy... |
00:17:45 |
...what has happened to your hair? |
00:17:51 |
I had it done. |
00:17:53 |
Clint Eastwood style. |
00:17:57 |
What a flick. |
00:17:58 |
Enough pleasantries. |
00:18:01 |
Dr. Canker. |
00:18:04 |
Miniaturization works |
00:18:07 |
Don't play with your food. |
00:18:09 |
We have one in our possession now, |
00:18:13 |
...very soon. |
00:18:15 |
Take what they got. |
00:18:16 |
Fine. I'll take what you got. |
00:18:19 |
You do understand... |
00:18:21 |
...the first chip only miniaturizes. |
00:18:25 |
...for re-enlargement. |
00:18:28 |
We whet their appetites with what we got. |
00:18:31 |
-Good point, Cowboy. |
00:18:32 |
-Good point, Jack. |
00:18:36 |
Doctor. The chip, please. |
00:18:42 |
Easy. |
00:18:44 |
There it is. |
00:18:47 |
Hang on, Jack. |
00:18:52 |
...and put it in your pocket. |
00:18:55 |
It's so tiny. Who would think? |
00:19:01 |
Jack, what are you doing? |
00:19:03 |
Take the chip. Don't freeze up on me. |
00:19:09 |
Miss, has the Cowboy ever told you |
00:19:14 |
His what? |
00:19:17 |
His ability to withstand pain. |
00:19:20 |
His stoicism is legendary. |
00:19:23 |
Hiding your light under a bushel? |
00:19:25 |
How unlike you. |
00:19:27 |
If that is who you are. |
00:19:30 |
You mind satisfying my curiosity |
00:19:33 |
In lieu of champagne, |
00:19:37 |
Propane? |
00:19:48 |
Warning; Adrenalin level overload. |
00:19:50 |
You all right, Jack? |
00:19:56 |
No! |
00:19:57 |
Don't worry, Cowboy... |
00:19:58 |
...Dr. Canker has pioneered the field |
00:20:01 |
You're generating |
00:20:03 |
I can't hold the balance. |
00:20:05 |
Stay calm, Jack! |
00:20:11 |
Cowboy, stop it. Don't do that. |
00:20:18 |
Please, no more. |
00:20:20 |
It was a joke. |
00:20:27 |
I'm begging you. Stop it. |
00:20:29 |
How you doing, Jack? |
00:20:32 |
God in heaven, deliver us from Satan. |
00:20:44 |
It's him. It's Putter. |
00:20:48 |
Get him! |
00:21:05 |
Did you swallow it? |
00:21:08 |
Give it to me. Give it to me. |
00:21:16 |
You've found it. |
00:21:21 |
Don't kill him. Lock him up. The girl, too. |
00:21:32 |
Great. I'm going to get tetanus now. |
00:21:36 |
We got to get out of here. |
00:21:45 |
-Are you going to help? |
00:21:47 |
What? |
00:21:49 |
Not until you tell me what is going on! |
00:21:52 |
I want to know everything. |
00:21:55 |
You might as well tell her. |
00:21:58 |
-Really? |
00:22:04 |
They're preparing the lab now. |
00:22:07 |
Good. |
00:22:10 |
I don't think she believes me. |
00:22:12 |
The way you tell it, I wouldn't either. |
00:22:18 |
You talking to him right now? |
00:22:21 |
Yeah. |
00:22:25 |
No. |
00:22:27 |
No. |
00:22:29 |
No, I don't buy that. |
00:22:32 |
This is getting to be a little bit too much. |
00:22:35 |
Okay, I'll just have to prove it to her. |
00:22:38 |
Jack, repeat to Lydia exactly what I say: |
00:22:43 |
Lydia. |
00:22:44 |
Lydia. |
00:22:44 |
I don't blame you for walking out on me |
00:22:47 |
I don't blame you for walking out on me |
00:22:50 |
But it was my heart that was broken, |
00:22:53 |
But it was my heart that was broken, |
00:22:56 |
What? |
00:22:59 |
Tuck? |
00:23:03 |
It's you. |
00:23:14 |
Let's just wait a second. |
00:23:16 |
Tuck? |
00:23:19 |
I want a moment alone. |
00:23:21 |
I want you to shut off your sensors, |
00:23:25 |
Bad idea, Jack. |
00:23:29 |
Look, I want one moment alone. |
00:23:34 |
Alone with Lydia, you mean? |
00:23:36 |
You owe this to me. |
00:23:40 |
Okay, Jack. |
00:23:41 |
Signing off. |
00:23:53 |
I'm not sure what I want to say. |
00:23:56 |
We haven't known each other... |
00:24:00 |
...very long. Less than a day. |
00:24:03 |
They're coming. |
00:24:05 |
So much for words. |
00:24:14 |
Let's go. |
00:24:28 |
Jack, come in. |
00:24:32 |
Jack, do you read me? |
00:24:35 |
I knew I shouldn't have |
00:24:39 |
Jack! Where the hell am I? |
00:24:47 |
Mr. Putter, if you please. |
00:24:52 |
Put the girl in my office. |
00:25:00 |
Not to worry, Putter. |
00:25:18 |
We'll use the chip we have |
00:25:21 |
Then inject him into Putter. |
00:25:23 |
He'll locate the pod, eliminate its pilot, |
00:25:34 |
Oxygen reserves at 40 percent. |
00:25:37 |
Jack? |
00:25:49 |
I was getting some gum. |
00:25:51 |
Sure, after I check for nail files. |
00:26:59 |
Lydia. |
00:27:04 |
I'm in Lydia. |
00:27:17 |
I'm a dad. |
00:27:20 |
Duane, it's Lydia. |
00:27:24 |
Call the police and tell them |
00:27:29 |
What's up? |
00:27:30 |
I can't talk now, but call Vector-Scope... |
00:27:33 |
...and tell them I've got Tuck Pendelton |
00:27:36 |
-And call Pete Blanchard. Got it? |
00:28:41 |
Ready to inject subject. |
00:28:43 |
Wait a minute. |
00:28:45 |
Once lgoe takes over the pod in Putter, |
00:28:49 |
Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out, |
00:28:52 |
Why chance that? |
00:28:54 |
Once he takes over the pod |
00:28:57 |
...let's re-enlarge. |
00:28:58 |
-While it's still in Mr. Putter? |
00:29:01 |
Have you any idea |
00:29:05 |
Tuck, help me, make me strong. |
00:29:09 |
Restrain him! |
00:29:15 |
He's in! lgoe's in. |
00:29:19 |
Let him go. |
00:29:21 |
Young lady, you are in over your head. |
00:29:27 |
Let him... |
00:29:30 |
...go. |
00:29:36 |
-Now what? |
00:29:39 |
-Everybody into the miniaturizer. |
00:29:44 |
The chip. |
00:29:56 |
Come on, you too. |
00:29:58 |
You haven't heard the last of this. |
00:30:00 |
-Let's go. You got the chip? |
00:30:02 |
-You can't reach it? |
00:30:05 |
-Maybe it's one of these. |
00:30:08 |
Point the gun over there. |
00:30:10 |
-Nothing's happening. |
00:30:12 |
Don't worry, |
00:30:14 |
Certainly not. |
00:30:18 |
I'll get you for this, Margaret. |
00:30:20 |
I hope they're not claustrophobic. |
00:30:23 |
-What are these switches? |
00:30:25 |
-You didn't pay attention? |
00:30:27 |
Keep pressing. Try. |
00:30:29 |
Nothing works. |
00:30:30 |
This one. |
00:30:35 |
Oh, my God, cover your eyes. |
00:30:41 |
Come on, give me the damn chip. |
00:30:51 |
Drop it! |
00:30:59 |
Approaching middle ear. |
00:31:02 |
Please hear this. Please. |
00:31:05 |
External amplifier activated. |
00:31:17 |
Listen! |
00:31:18 |
-Do you hear that? |
00:31:20 |
Music, do you hear that? |
00:31:21 |
No. Come on. |
00:31:26 |
-We're in here. |
00:31:28 |
The green button. |
00:31:30 |
Dr. Canker? |
00:31:31 |
Press the green button, you fool. Hurry! |
00:31:33 |
-He'll never find it. |
00:31:36 |
The green button, you fool! |
00:31:41 |
-The police. |
00:31:43 |
Let's get out of here. |
00:31:44 |
Margaret, look what you've done to us. |
00:31:46 |
Officer, give me a hand. I know the mayor. |
00:31:52 |
Hold it! |
00:31:53 |
You hold it. |
00:31:55 |
I bet it ain't even loaded. |
00:31:57 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:32:00 |
Don't worry. |
00:32:16 |
Car keys. Come on. |
00:32:18 |
It's our song I'm hearing. |
00:32:20 |
What? |
00:32:22 |
Tuck's in me. |
00:32:26 |
He's playing our song. |
00:32:30 |
What are you talking about? |
00:32:32 |
Tuck is inside you? |
00:32:35 |
That means I just... |
00:32:36 |
Oh, shit! |
00:32:43 |
Hi, Mr. Killer. |
00:32:46 |
I'm really sorry... |
00:32:53 |
-Where's my Subzero? |
00:32:56 |
-Will you give me a leg-up? |
00:33:08 |
How did he get inside me? |
00:33:10 |
He hasn't spoken to me since... |
00:33:12 |
Since Scrimshaw's cellar. |
00:33:14 |
Since you kissed me. |
00:33:16 |
Kiss me again. |
00:33:26 |
Can you hear me? I'm back. |
00:33:27 |
-He's back! |
00:33:35 |
Lydia! |
00:33:37 |
-How we doing? |
00:33:39 |
We're on our way back to Vector-Scope. |
00:33:41 |
-All right! |
00:33:44 |
-What? |
00:33:46 |
Inside you? Watch your driving! |
00:33:49 |
At the lab, they put this guy in. |
00:33:55 |
-Will we make it to Vector-Scope in time? |
00:33:58 |
Do you want to drive? |
00:34:08 |
Stop this car! |
00:34:13 |
I said, "Stop this car!" |
00:34:24 |
Watch your driving, Jack. |
00:34:36 |
Get me out of here, Canker. |
00:34:39 |
Stupid little feet! |
00:34:47 |
Foreign object approaching |
00:35:04 |
External malignancy detected. |
00:35:17 |
Oxygen reserves at 20 percent. |
00:35:27 |
Warning; Pressurization imbalance. |
00:35:31 |
Turbo thruster one, disabled. |
00:35:35 |
Oxygen depletion factor... |
00:35:37 |
-Get your little hand away. |
00:35:45 |
You insignificant little pip-squeak, |
00:35:48 |
Knock him off your lap! |
00:35:56 |
I'll kill you. |
00:35:58 |
You want to play? |
00:36:09 |
Oxygen reserves at 15 percent. |
00:36:38 |
Lydia! |
00:36:40 |
Come on, get in the car! |
00:36:48 |
Take a pull on this, pal! |
00:37:15 |
Are you all right? |
00:37:28 |
Life-support system warning. |
00:37:30 |
The air tanks. |
00:37:36 |
No booster left. |
00:37:47 |
Thrusters inoperative. |
00:38:16 |
Gastrointestinal acid detected. |
00:38:24 |
Oxygen reserves at 10 percent. |
00:38:33 |
Jack, are you feeling nervous? |
00:38:36 |
Actually, I'm feeling pretty relaxed now. |
00:38:39 |
I need some stomach action, |
00:38:43 |
No, please. Give me a break. |
00:38:45 |
Not to alarm you... |
00:38:47 |
...but I think I saw something down here. |
00:38:50 |
-lt's probably benign, but... |
00:38:52 |
You saw a tumor? How big? |
00:38:54 |
You're asking the wrong guy. |
00:38:58 |
Great, there goes my ulcer. |
00:39:06 |
-Acidity level increased. |
00:39:08 |
Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! |
00:39:12 |
Okay, pal, here's how I spell relief. |
00:39:35 |
Jack... |
00:39:37 |
...it worked. |
00:39:40 |
You just digested the bad guy. |
00:39:45 |
There's a phone, thank God. |
00:39:48 |
So? All my change is shrunk. |
00:39:49 |
Use your credit card, Victor. |
00:39:55 |
How do we get up there? |
00:39:57 |
I've got it. |
00:39:58 |
Cowboy, this is Victor Scrimshaw. |
00:40:02 |
What you've been through |
00:40:07 |
Or what I'm going through. |
00:40:09 |
Cowboy, listen to me. |
00:40:11 |
And we need them now, more than ever. |
00:40:14 |
Warning; Oxygen level critical. |
00:40:18 |
Switch to manual. |
00:40:34 |
Jack? |
00:40:38 |
I'm running out of air. |
00:40:43 |
I'm setting a course for the mouth. |
00:40:54 |
Fire up the boilers. |
00:40:57 |
Jack, you have to sneeze for me. |
00:41:00 |
Sneeze, why? |
00:41:01 |
I don't have enough oxygen to make it out. |
00:41:05 |
I'm in your lung now and |
00:41:10 |
Okay, how? |
00:41:12 |
-Where is he? |
00:41:14 |
-He's in the lung! |
00:41:17 |
Think pollen, think ragweed, think... |
00:41:20 |
...animal dander, fur balls, anything! |
00:41:24 |
Hairspray! |
00:41:25 |
Get me some hairspray, right away. |
00:41:30 |
Not mousse! Hairspray! |
00:41:49 |
Bless you, Jack. |
00:41:51 |
-Mr. Putter. |
00:41:54 |
Somebody hand me the optivisor. Quick! |
00:42:01 |
I see it, I see the pod. |
00:42:03 |
Tweezers, has somebody got some? |
00:42:06 |
Quickly. |
00:42:09 |
Quickly. |
00:42:22 |
Go. |
00:42:30 |
-Activate the re-enlargement process. |
00:42:33 |
Who has the chip? |
00:42:35 |
-I've got the chip. |
00:42:38 |
Where is it? |
00:42:42 |
The chip! There's the chip. |
00:42:44 |
Go! Go! Go! |
00:42:46 |
There's the chip. There it is. |
00:42:59 |
We don't have time for this. |
00:43:01 |
Thanks for telling me. |
00:43:03 |
PEMS one and two functional. |
00:43:07 |
What is this? |
00:43:08 |
"Eat me, drink me"? |
00:43:10 |
It's from The Exorcist. |
00:43:11 |
No, Alice in Wonderland. |
00:43:16 |
-Or was it the other way around? |
00:43:19 |
-Pick one. |
00:43:26 |
Great. Somebody get us some flashlights. |
00:43:31 |
-Are we okay? |
00:43:34 |
Activate centrifuge. |
00:43:36 |
We need some goggles here. |
00:43:39 |
Activate laser pre-light. |
00:43:42 |
Laser pre-light activated. |
00:43:43 |
Initiate MRD sequence. |
00:43:45 |
MRD sequence initiated. |
00:43:47 |
Five... |
00:43:49 |
...four, three, two... |
00:43:52 |
...one, zero. |
00:43:55 |
Well? |
00:43:57 |
Maybe it was "drink me." |
00:44:05 |
Disengage cooker shield. |
00:44:07 |
Let's get him out of there! |
00:44:09 |
Initiating shield disengagement. |
00:44:42 |
I love you, Lydia. |
00:44:47 |
Why didn't you tell me? |
00:45:17 |
Welcome home, Lieutenant. |
00:45:23 |
Like a cigar? |
00:45:26 |
Cuban? |
00:46:01 |
-Congratulations. |
00:46:07 |
Thanks for the cruise tickets. |
00:46:09 |
-lt's only two years' savings. |
00:46:19 |
Well... |
00:46:21 |
...we sure made one hell of a team. |
00:46:32 |
Take care, Big Jack. |
00:47:01 |
Nobody even noticed my cufflinks. |
00:47:11 |
He has the chips on him. |
00:47:13 |
Good. Close the lid. |
00:47:15 |
-I can't breathe in here. |
00:47:18 |
It's true, Jack. |
00:47:22 |
Listen, don't run any red lights, okay? |
00:47:42 |
Nice wedding. |
00:47:43 |
Why don't you stop by the office |
00:47:46 |
I got some new tests I'd like to run. |
00:47:49 |
Jack! |
00:47:51 |
I've been thinking about something. |
00:47:55 |
Not exclusively at first, at least for me. |
00:47:58 |
Jack, since you're not going on the cruise, |
00:48:04 |
That was the Cowboy. |
00:48:06 |
Who's the Cowboy? |
00:48:07 |
It's classified. |
00:48:11 |
Doc, I'm cured. |
00:48:14 |
Wendy, not a chance. |
00:48:18 |
Mr. Wormwood, thank you. |
00:48:20 |
And I quit. |
00:48:26 |
Jack Putter to the rescue! |
00:52:21 |
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