Inspector Gadget
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[Mechanical Whirring, |
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[Ringing, Whizzing] |
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[Siren Blaring] |
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[Women] |
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# Ooh-ooh |
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[Horn Honks] |
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# Inspector Gadget # |
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- [Barking] |
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# Inspector Gadget # |
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# Go, Gadget, go # |
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# Go, Gadget, go # |
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[Croaking] |
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# Inspector Gadget # |
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# Ooh-ooh |
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# Go, Gadget, go ## |
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- [Man Yelling] Help! |
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- [Man] See you at the P. T.A. Meeting. |
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- [Woman] Good morning, Officer Brown. |
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- [Man] |
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## [Whistling] |
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[Children Screaming] |
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[Screaming] |
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Help, Uncle John! |
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- Somebody help! |
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Help! |
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[Gasps] |
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- [Children Screaming] |
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Where's Officer Brown? |
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- [Squeals] |
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[Screaming] |
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- [Grunting] |
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[Gasps] |
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[Screaming] |
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[Children, |
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[All Gasp, Sigh] |
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- Hey, the dog! |
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- [Dog Howls] |
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[Girl] |
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Officer Brown, |
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Oh, please, miss. |
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All in a day's work, ma'am. |
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Brain? Yech. |
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[Laughing] |
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Having another hero cop dream, |
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Every time I close my eyes. |
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Fine. |
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Don't forget: Tomorrow's the day parents |
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Oh. Well, I might have to work. |
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Oh, no. That's okay. |
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Parents coming to school... |
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- But if it's important to you, Penny... |
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Letter? Uh, gee, well... |
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I don't... Oh, yes. |
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They said two years as a security guard |
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- Uncle John, I'm sorry. |
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Well, I can still secure and protect. |
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I just think I could do |
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Hey, wait a minute. |
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Oh, well... |
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Look, I know that |
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and Kim's dad is a dentist, |
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and I just didn't want |
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If I only had that badge. |
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Uncle John, it's not the badge, |
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I'm very proud of you. |
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[Woman] |
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This chip is gonna make |
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- Dad, concentrate. Try to move the foot. |
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[Man] |
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[Sighs] |
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Okay, all right. I'll go get us |
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- Yeah. |
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so they don't search |
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Hello, Antonio's? Yeah, it's Brenda. |
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- Dad, keep thinking about |
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## [Humming] |
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## [Continues Humming] |
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- [Gasping] Dad. |
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[Brenda Stammers] |
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Tap your foot again. |
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- What? |
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That's weird. |
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Wh-What were you thinking about? |
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I was thinking about how much |
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[Snickers] |
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Wait a second. |
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That's it! It's animated |
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By your heart, not your head! |
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- Come on, try it again. Do it again! |
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[Laughing] |
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[Together] |
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- [Woman] Jack, queen... |
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[John] |
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- Wowser. |
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- What? |
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I was just talkin' to myself. |
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Thelma, how do I look? |
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Like a geek from Kansas |
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- [Cat Meowing] |
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Well, good evening, young lady. |
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- Four, three, two, one, zero. |
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- [Watch Beeps] |
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- Dr Bradford. |
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- Hi. |
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- I borrowed a book from your dad. |
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- Power Learning Through Speed Study. |
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It took me forever |
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But I really think |
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I just applied |
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- Yeah? |
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- Help people, that is. |
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Dr Bradford is out |
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[Electronic Beeping] |
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- Nice stars. |
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I just meant the whole... |
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- All of'em. |
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I always take everything |
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- So do I. |
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I forgot my keys. |
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- Oh. |
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- I'm... Okay. Night. |
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[Sighs] Well, I'll just stay here, |
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[Tyres Screeching] |
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Concentrate, you twit! |
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Hey, that guy's speeding. |
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Ten miles an hour |
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- No-no-no-no, straight ahead! |
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Left, Sikes, turn! |
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- What was that? |
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- Where? |
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[Gasps] |
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- Huh? |
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Oh, no, wait. |
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- Now, just a moment... [Gasps] |
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Uh-oh! Someone's gonna |
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Sniffy, let's go. |
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[Sobbing] |
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Dr Bradford, I won't rest until |
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Justice will be served. |
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Brown, where are you going? |
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- To catch the bad guys! |
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- You're not on duty, Brown! |
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[Sighs] |
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[Laughing] |
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[Chattering, Yelling] |
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[Horn Honking] |
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Oh, no. We're being chased |
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[Laughs] |
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Ooh. Oh! |
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! |
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Now you've crossed the line. |
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- Stop the car, Sikes. |
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Oh, gosh! Oh! |
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- [Laughing] |
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[Laughing] |
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# Yahoo # |
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Attention! |
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attached |
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this is |
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Please step out of the vehicle |
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or... else. |
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Fine work, |
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- Here. Have a victory cigar. |
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Remember: |
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- I don't smoke. |
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[Laughing] |
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[John] |
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[Screams] |
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[Shrieking] |
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Pardon me! Excuse me! |
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- Hey, have you seen |
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Uncle John? |
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Please wake up. |
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Look who I brought to visit. |
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Look, it's Brain. |
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Okay. No. |
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Okay, stop. |
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We're lookin'at extensive |
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all coupled with |
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This man tried |
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His risked his life |
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- We've done all we can. |
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- Mayor's coming through! |
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Clear for the mayor! |
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Dr Bradford, both I and |
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- Hi. |
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- He was a good man. |
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No, I didn't. |
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So, how soon can you finish |
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I'm sure that he would have wanted me |
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- Mmm. Oh. |
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- That's enough, Quimby. |
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[Laughing] So, how can you be so |
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Dad told me that I would know |
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John Brown's the right man. |
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- Well. |
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That's good enough for me. |
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Let's go. |
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[All] |
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- Chain saw! |
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[Surgeons Continue Noisily] |
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[Man] |
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It's a thing of beauty, |
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The future of law enforcement |
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Yeah... Columbo and Nintendo |
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He'll make you obsolete: |
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No overtime, no hazard pay, |
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And he won't call me |
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Oh, by the way, what do we have |
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Well, we got a limo |
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and some scrap metal from whatever |
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- Do we at least know what was stolen? |
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- a robotic foot. |
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- A robotic foot? |
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What kind of cyberfreak |
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[Man] |
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- Not bad at all. |
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It's got a sort of postmodern |
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Very diabolical. |
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I deserve |
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"Dashing Appalachian"? What is that? |
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- No, you idiot! |
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[Chuckles] |
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one that will send my enemies |
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Ah. |
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Ah, too bad |
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- How 'bout..."Captain Claw"? |
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- No, no, no, no, no... |
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Just "Claw." |
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like "Madonna." |
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Well, anyhoo, Captain... |
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I know how much you like |
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so I have managed to design... |
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a few interchangeable options. |
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- Hi, hi. [Laughs] |
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[Mocking] |
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- Very clever, indeed. [Chuckles] |
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Well, first we have |
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for those special nights out. |
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And I know how much |
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so I made you a sushi hand... |
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[Mimics Eating] |
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- Hmm. |
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I don't remember if you enjoy |
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Kramer, that's enough. |
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- [Shrieks, Sighs] |
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Hmm? |
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[Mechanical Whirring] |
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[Metallic Clang] |
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[Popping, Whizzing] |
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- [Chirping] |
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What have they got me on? |
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Oh, my... Oh! Ooh! |
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[Screams] |
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[Shrieking] |
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- I, um... |
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- I seem to be having a reaction. |
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- Mr Brown. |
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It's all right. |
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- [Panting] Um, I, uh... |
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I don't know what's wrong. |
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You may not remember very much |
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- What happened? |
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You are now a sophisticated network |
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No! I gotta get outta here. |
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Mr Brown... |
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We're gonna go in... |
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[Gasps] |
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[Panting] |
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Look, Mr Brown, I know |
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and it must feel strange. |
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- [Mechanical Whirring] |
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- My head is very heavy. |
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[Grunts] |
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I don't understand |
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John, we saved your life. |
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I'm not me any more. |
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This is a huge opportunity. |
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as the first prototype |
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You said yourself you wanted |
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- I do want to help people. |
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- Aiyee! |
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- [Coughs] |
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Okay. I'd shake your hand |
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[Man] An android of this quality |
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Shock troops, |
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International rescue workers, |
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Oh, yes. I was getting to them. |
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Okay. |
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Oh, I'll strap myself in. |
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Okay. |
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[Grunting, Straining] |
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Move, darn you! |
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- [Straining] |
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Thank you for that, Sikes. |
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- You put it on. Come on. |
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He's capable of intelligent thought. |
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[Chuckles] |
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Perhaps if we give him |
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- [Moans] |
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[Yelling, Moaning] |
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I want my... |
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mama! |
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[Continues Yelling, |
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Something got left behind. |
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[Brenda] This is the single |
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It's a high-powered |
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that increases the charge |
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enough to move the machinery |
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Without this chip... the most |
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your body couldn't |
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- Any more questions? |
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Guess it just takes |
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Good. Then I will just give you |
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[Springing, |
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Volume one. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Extendo-legs, |
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- Guess I'm all set then. |
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There's one more thing. |
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Your new wardrobe. |
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The Gadget suit. |
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Okay, so if you want to operate |
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you simply say "Go, go, Gadget," |
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Well, couldn't I say |
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like, "In the name of justice." |
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[Giggles] |
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But "Go, go, Gadget," |
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My father designed |
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Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! |
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- I really like it. |
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So, okay, let's say there are two guys |
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and you wanted to trip 'em up... |
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- Okay, uh, let me think. |
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Go, go, Gadget... |
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That's not oil, |
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- Ooh! Ooh! |
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[Laughing] |
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- Whoa! |
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- Go, go, stop! |
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## [Humming] |
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Try to visualize your goal. |
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Concentrate. |
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Put all other things |
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except obtaining the balls. |
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Okay. |
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He's just like |
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[Sighs] |
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- [Screams] |
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[Falsetto] |
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[Chuckling] Well, I guess |
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- [Swami Continues Screaming] |
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[Falsetto] He is not a man, |
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I've got something special |
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The Gadgetmobile. |
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- Wow. |
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I made it myself. |
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- Come on. |
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The only thing anybody's |
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All right. |
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but this thing has just about |
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Come on! |
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- Oh... |
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[Mechanical |
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[John] |
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- Oh, it's a he. |
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You'll see. Okay, now, it has |
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a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage |
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- Then there's a periscope, a candy... |
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there's something |
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- Oh, just say, "Go, go, Gadgetmobile." |
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- "Go, go, Gadgetmobile"? |
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Hey! Who's in the car? |
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Hey, before we hit the road, |
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- [Gasps] |
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Who you callin' "car"? |
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- Haven't you fallen out yet? |
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- Who are you, rookie? |
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and you're exceeding |
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Speed limits are for cars, |
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- Are you talking to me? |
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- Gotta wear the belt, baby! |
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It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna |
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[Gadgetmobile] |
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Could you slow down, please? |
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You know what makes me |
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Not that it's your business, |
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Hey, I've got heat sensors. |
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Now, look here. Come clean with me, or |
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I can assure you my only interest |
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[Gadgetmobile Laughing] |
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Well, good. Keep it that way, |
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- You got it? |
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I'll tell you what you are. |
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Don't make me go |
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Isn't there an "off" button |
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- Oh! |
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Don't push my buttons without readin' |
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- Whoa! |
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- Hmm? |
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[John] Shouldn't we be working |
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- Why didn't you say so? |
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- [Gasps] |
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- Left, you idiot! |
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- Shut up and let me do it. |
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- Time to do some good. |
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- Lost your keys, fellas? |
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- Allow me to help. |
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Here. |
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- Oh. Thanks. |
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Huh. I'm a bowler myself. |
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- Uh, yeah. Work at the prison. |
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I'll be getting into the law |
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- There you are. Drive carefully. |
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That's it. I can't take it any more. |
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- Hey, what's the big idea? |
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Well, then, we should inform |
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Let's split up. I'll go after 'em, |
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- Ten-four! |
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Go, go, Gadget... coils! |
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Skates! |
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- [Gadgetmobile] |
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Oh, for cryin' out loud. |
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Oh, for Pete's sake! |
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- [Grunts] |
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You'll be lookin' at 'em |
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- [Panting] |
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Uh-oh. Oh, gosh! |
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Go, go, Gadget... |
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Whoa! |
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[Crowd Cheering] |
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Wowser! |
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[Man On TV] The Riverton Police |
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- Here's Tira with the story. |
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Riverton's first cyber-crime-fighter |
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two escaped convicts |
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The soon-to-be inspector will be |
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at a gala event tomorrow night... |
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Why, it's that annoying little |
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... Riverton's much admired |
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So he's the lucky duck they plucked for |
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[Sikes] |
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- [Crashing, Cat Meowing] |
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- Sikes! |
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Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow |
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So, anyone special |
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Well, the mayor, |
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Any doctors? |
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- Doctors? |
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very attractive |
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Wowser. |
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- [Crowd Screams] |
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- Is it that obvious? |
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You just need to... |
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- You been talking to my car? |
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- Huh. You'll see. |
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- [Penny] Fire! |
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- Careful. |
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[Crowd Laughing, Chattering] |
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Excuse me. Inspector, |
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Oh. Why, sure. |
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Uh, here. |
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Let's see if I still |
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[Laughing] |
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[Crowd Gasps] |
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Not bad, John Brown. |
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May I cut in? |
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Hello. Sanford Scolex. |
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- We were? |
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I was obese. |
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[Chuckles] |
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- [Brenda Gasps] Yes! |
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Wow! |
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Well, it's nice |
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- Here you go. |
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different. |
00:31:19 |
- [Chuckles] |
00:31:22 |
Well, I'll go get us |
00:31:25 |
Oh, great idea! Three flutes |
00:31:28 |
[Chuckles] |
00:31:34 |
You know, Brenda, |
00:31:39 |
You were always the most |
00:31:42 |
- [Brenda Chuckles] |
00:31:47 |
I used to watch the way |
00:31:52 |
- You did? |
00:31:54 |
- I... did. |
00:31:59 |
- You remind me of a thing |
00:32:06 |
Tell me, what will you do now that |
00:32:10 |
- Ooh. Oh. |
00:32:12 |
[Crowd Gasps] |
00:32:14 |
You're done with the Gadget thing. |
00:32:19 |
- [Crowd Marvelling] |
00:32:24 |
Ahem. |
00:32:27 |
I could only carry |
00:32:30 |
Oh. |
00:32:32 |
A bientot, ma cherie. |
00:32:39 |
Ahh! |
00:32:44 |
John, h-he just |
00:32:47 |
He said that I would have |
00:32:51 |
my own lab... |
00:32:53 |
and complete control |
00:32:56 |
But what about |
00:32:59 |
The Gadget programme... are you sure |
00:33:05 |
Well, um... |
00:33:07 |
Oh, how touching. |
00:33:10 |
[Laughs] |
00:33:13 |
but the press would like to take some |
00:33:15 |
Let's go. [Singsong] |
00:33:19 |
- [Quimby] Get ready, boys. |
00:33:23 |
- Watch the birdie! |
00:33:26 |
Chief, if you don't mind |
00:33:29 |
when do I get started |
00:33:31 |
[Chuckling] |
00:33:33 |
I have a few assignments for |
00:33:38 |
- Big grin. That's it. |
00:33:55 |
[John] I've got to talk to the chief. |
00:33:58 |
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, rookie. |
00:34:01 |
Nobody likes a whiner. Now, |
00:34:03 |
I'm ready to get tough... |
00:34:09 |
- [Cop] Here comes Gadget. |
00:34:12 |
- What you got, a cat burglar? |
00:34:15 |
- The city's safe now. |
00:34:22 |
Inspector Gadget reporting, |
00:34:25 |
that's a baker's dozen... kitten |
00:34:27 |
- [Meowing] |
00:34:29 |
- Permission to speak freely, sir. |
00:34:34 |
- [Kitten Meows] |
00:34:37 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:34:40 |
What I want to say is that, |
00:34:42 |
while I appreciate cute and fluffy |
00:34:45 |
I fear that the kitten-rescue patrol |
00:34:49 |
Huh. You know, I don't get it, |
00:34:53 |
I won't be happy |
00:34:57 |
Ah. And I won't be happy |
00:35:01 |
and being sold, piece by piece, |
00:35:07 |
- [Kitten Slurping] |
00:35:11 |
Well, I'll tell you, |
00:35:14 |
- and the fact is, you're not |
00:35:17 |
You are not a real policeman. |
00:35:22 |
So, why don't you just |
00:35:26 |
and get out of my office. |
00:35:28 |
[Kitten Whimpers] |
00:35:40 |
Okie-dokles, sir. |
00:35:43 |
I've pretty much completed Prometheus |
00:35:47 |
and, I must say, the likeness |
00:35:50 |
Good. Imitation is the sincerest form |
00:35:54 |
Isn't that Dr Brenda Bradford's |
00:35:57 |
Oh, yes. |
00:36:00 |
I tapped into her files |
00:36:02 |
Why would you do that? |
00:36:04 |
[Imitating Kramer] "Why would you |
00:36:07 |
[Cackling, Sighing] |
00:36:10 |
- [Grunting] |
00:36:13 |
Kramer, don't look |
00:36:17 |
Now that Dr Bradford is part of |
00:36:22 |
or at least we will. |
00:36:25 |
Oh, well, I think sharing files is a |
00:36:30 |
You know, make sure we're all singing |
00:36:33 |
Imagine my relief |
00:36:36 |
Anyway, sir, like I said, |
00:36:39 |
Oh, so you made the chip. |
00:36:42 |
- Hey, that looks just like |
00:36:45 |
Chips ahoy. |
00:36:49 |
- [Gasping] |
00:36:51 |
- [Sikes] Wow! |
00:36:54 |
- Good morning, Robogadget. |
00:36:57 |
You havejust been animated... |
00:37:00 |
by the most complex computer |
00:37:03 |
- What are you going to do now? |
00:37:07 |
- [Gasping] |
00:37:11 |
It looks so real. Yow! |
00:37:13 |
- Oh! |
00:37:16 |
Oh, Robo, nothing |
00:37:28 |
Gotta make my own case. |
00:37:31 |
B, B, B, B, B, B, B... |
00:37:58 |
[Whirring] |
00:38:02 |
Go, go, Gadget... |
00:38:07 |
Increase magnification. |
00:38:11 |
Increase magnification. |
00:38:15 |
"Si." |
00:38:19 |
- [Computerized Voice] |
00:38:22 |
[Whirring] |
00:38:25 |
Inspector Gadget, |
00:38:28 |
- Got any money? |
00:38:30 |
- [Shouting] |
00:38:41 |
Ah! |
00:38:43 |
[Laughing] |
00:38:46 |
- [Radio] |
00:38:48 |
# Get the show on, get paid |
00:38:54 |
- # Only shootin'stars |
00:38:57 |
But what else could "Sl"stand for? |
00:39:00 |
- Nah! |
00:39:02 |
- No! |
00:39:05 |
- No, that's not it. |
00:39:08 |
- I love you, but I think |
00:39:16 |
Oh, what about that? |
00:39:20 |
"Scolex Industries." |
00:39:23 |
Hello. Finally, there's |
00:39:27 |
Wait a minute. If Scolex stole |
00:39:32 |
Oh, no! Brenda! |
00:39:37 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
00:39:40 |
- [Tyres Squealing] |
00:39:43 |
- Or should I call the police? |
00:39:45 |
- Hey, wait. What about me? |
00:39:48 |
Stay in the car. |
00:39:51 |
but please tell the beagle |
00:39:54 |
[Man On TV] Inspector Gadget |
00:39:59 |
Eyewitnesses told me |
00:40:02 |
- while he maliciously stacked |
00:40:05 |
Other reports indicate that he's |
00:40:08 |
destroyed private property and set fire |
00:40:16 |
Go, go, Gadget... grappling hook. |
00:40:29 |
Whoo! |
00:40:35 |
- [Television Reporter Continues] |
00:40:38 |
What happened? |
00:40:42 |
Brenda, it's not safe here. |
00:40:45 |
Let's just say |
00:40:47 |
Go home! |
00:40:50 |
Stay alive! |
00:40:58 |
Oh, too far! |
00:41:01 |
[Screaming, Thudding] |
00:41:05 |
[Groaning, Coughing] |
00:41:18 |
Wowser. I knew it. |
00:41:24 |
You'll pay for this, Scolex. |
00:41:27 |
Go, go... suction shoes. |
00:41:29 |
Hello? |
00:41:32 |
Hello? |
00:41:34 |
Sandy, is that you? |
00:41:37 |
- [Gasping] |
00:41:40 |
- I finally get to meet you. |
00:41:42 |
- Sandy built me to your specifications. |
00:41:46 |
We are like totally twins. |
00:41:49 |
You must be Brenda. Sandy was right. |
00:41:54 |
We probably share brain waves. Are you |
00:41:57 |
'Cause I am. |
00:42:01 |
I gotta go find John. |
00:42:03 |
Don't you wanna hang out? |
00:42:14 |
[Snoring] |
00:42:35 |
John! |
00:42:37 |
[Laughing] |
00:42:43 |
Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay? |
00:43:01 |
[Continues Snoring] |
00:43:07 |
Gotcha! |
00:43:09 |
- [Beeping] |
00:43:12 |
[Screaming] |
00:43:15 |
- Huh? |
00:43:18 |
- Huh? |
00:43:22 |
We have a blader. |
00:43:24 |
[Continues Indistinct] |
00:43:26 |
- [Grunts] |
00:43:29 |
Go, go, Gadget... brake! |
00:43:32 |
- [Grunting] |
00:43:35 |
[Whirring] |
00:43:38 |
Smile! |
00:43:40 |
- John! |
00:43:42 |
- # I got a wild wild life # |
00:43:44 |
Oh, this is so much more cool |
00:43:49 |
All Sandy ever wants to |
00:43:53 |
[Electronic Giggling] |
00:43:56 |
- What foot? |
00:44:00 |
Brenda, I'm programmed |
00:44:03 |
- [Crowd Cheering] |
00:44:05 |
Ready? Okay! |
00:44:09 |
# Brenda |
00:44:11 |
[Voice Trails Off] |
00:44:16 |
Greetings, Inspector. |
00:44:21 |
- I owe you one, Scolex. |
00:44:23 |
You blew up me and my Chevette, |
00:44:27 |
Well, you crushed my hand, |
00:44:32 |
so, go, go... |
00:44:34 |
I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, |
00:44:39 |
[Cackling] |
00:44:43 |
I think somebody's been watching |
00:44:46 |
- Hmm? |
00:44:48 |
Huh? |
00:44:51 |
Unfortunately, Gadget, |
00:44:54 |
evil quite often prevails. |
00:44:57 |
I'm afraid so. |
00:45:05 |
Now, look how your replacement |
00:45:09 |
- [Cackling] to cross the street. |
00:45:11 |
He looks just like me. |
00:45:15 |
- Why would you do this? |
00:45:17 |
- Shut up! |
00:45:21 |
I'll tell you why. |
00:45:26 |
To make technowarriors that |
00:45:31 |
and never say "no." |
00:45:34 |
Every army in the world |
00:45:40 |
Imagine the confusion, |
00:45:43 |
Imagine the perks. |
00:45:47 |
Comprende? |
00:45:49 |
Yeah, I comprende. |
00:45:54 |
No, no, no, no, |
00:45:56 |
I comprendo. |
00:45:58 |
Conjugate the verb, |
00:46:00 |
Pull the N.S.A. Chip |
00:46:03 |
You're kidding, right? |
00:46:06 |
- I never know. |
00:46:08 |
I want to make sure nobody else |
00:46:11 |
Do it, or you'll |
00:46:14 |
- Oh. |
00:46:17 |
"New head." |
00:46:20 |
Okay, I am not here |
00:46:24 |
I am on the beach with dolphins, |
00:46:28 |
I don't feel so good. |
00:46:31 |
I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help |
00:46:34 |
Would you mind |
00:46:37 |
Well, here goes. |
00:46:46 |
Goodbye, Mr Chip. |
00:46:48 |
Dump this idiot in thejunkyard. |
00:46:50 |
Yes, boss. |
00:46:52 |
[Cackling] |
00:46:55 |
[Grunts] |
00:46:58 |
There's an awful lot |
00:47:00 |
- [Computer Keys Clicking] |
00:47:04 |
Destroy the city |
00:47:07 |
Okay, boss. |
00:47:08 |
- Hello? John? Anybody home? |
00:47:12 |
You sit back and enjoy |
00:47:16 |
Remember, kids. I'm a professional car, |
00:47:18 |
- Penny, where's your uncle? |
00:47:21 |
[Sighs] |
00:47:24 |
Come on, Penny. We gotta find him. |
00:47:30 |
Where you going, Gadget? |
00:47:32 |
I'm gonna have to arrest you. |
00:47:34 |
- [Screaming] Officer down! |
00:47:38 |
Next time you pay for a Gadget, |
00:47:42 |
- [Knocking] |
00:47:51 |
Let's talk, Chief. |
00:47:53 |
Sure. What do you... What do you want |
00:47:57 |
The Florida Marlins? |
00:48:00 |
L-I know you're upset |
00:48:02 |
That was the job talking. |
00:48:04 |
I want you... I want you |
00:48:07 |
In fact, l-I want you |
00:48:12 |
[Together] |
00:48:16 |
- Shoot him! |
00:48:19 |
Adios, boys! |
00:48:22 |
Whee! |
00:48:25 |
# Wild thing # |
00:48:28 |
# You make my heart sing # |
00:48:31 |
# You make everything # |
00:48:36 |
# Come on, wild thing ## |
00:48:46 |
- [Growling] |
00:48:53 |
[Growling, Laughing] |
00:49:01 |
Ladies, I don't like |
00:49:05 |
What would UncleJohn |
00:49:07 |
I mean... Are you sure we picked up |
00:49:12 |
Of course I have |
00:49:14 |
You know I have Lo-Jack |
00:49:16 |
- [Growling Continues] |
00:49:24 |
[Screaming In Japanese] |
00:49:38 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
00:49:41 |
- See, I know what dogs do |
00:49:45 |
- Uncle John! |
00:49:48 |
Uncle John! |
00:49:50 |
- Penny! |
00:49:52 |
[Grunting] |
00:49:57 |
No! Uncle John! |
00:50:06 |
Please, don't tell me. |
00:50:11 |
The N.S.A. Chip is gone. |
00:50:18 |
He doesn't need the chip. |
00:50:20 |
He's got the heart. |
00:50:52 |
[Whimpering] |
00:50:55 |
Hmm? |
00:50:56 |
## ["Inspector Gadget" |
00:51:02 |
Can't be. |
00:51:05 |
- John? |
00:51:07 |
- Can you hear us? |
00:51:10 |
Brenda. |
00:51:13 |
- Penny? |
00:51:15 |
L- It's a miracle. |
00:51:20 |
It's my uncle John, |
00:51:22 |
- [Grunts] |
00:51:25 |
- [Barks] |
00:51:27 |
Way to go, rookie. |
00:51:32 |
Buckle up, kids, and stick |
00:51:35 |
This engine's only got two speeds: |
00:51:40 |
- Where's Scolex? |
00:51:43 |
Let's see what you can do, |
00:51:47 |
[Penny Giggling, |
00:51:53 |
Now, if I'm home late, it just means |
00:51:57 |
to overthrow Scolex's |
00:52:01 |
- [Penny] Okay! |
00:52:03 |
[Brenda] |
00:52:06 |
Right turn! |
00:52:08 |
[Screams] |
00:52:11 |
Heads up, baby! |
00:52:14 |
- Left turn! |
00:52:17 |
- Right! |
00:52:20 |
Okay! [Panting] |
00:52:27 |
- Now! |
00:52:28 |
[Groaning] |
00:52:33 |
- Nice aim, Doc! |
00:52:35 |
You're under arrest for the murder |
00:52:38 |
- God, you're irritating. |
00:52:42 |
you're under arrest |
00:52:45 |
- [Chuckling] |
00:52:47 |
Get rid of him. |
00:52:51 |
[Cackling] |
00:52:57 |
You just ran a stop sign. |
00:53:04 |
Hot, hot, hot, hot. |
00:53:06 |
Oh, whoo! |
00:53:11 |
Go, go, Gadget... snow. |
00:53:16 |
Go, go, Gadget... |
00:53:17 |
Mommy! |
00:53:24 |
- Hmm? |
00:53:26 |
[Gasping] |
00:53:29 |
[Laughing] |
00:53:44 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
00:53:51 |
[Cackling] |
00:53:53 |
[Gasps] |
00:53:57 |
Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile. |
00:54:07 |
I'll go get him, boss. |
00:54:10 |
[Grunting] |
00:54:13 |
[Brenda And Gadgetmobile] |
00:54:17 |
[Robogadget] |
00:54:26 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
00:54:27 |
Whoo! |
00:54:30 |
- Don't lose that limo! |
00:54:35 |
## [Western] |
00:54:40 |
[Robogadget] |
00:54:43 |
Actually, I was taking lessons |
00:54:46 |
- Shut up and dance! |
00:54:49 |
- Uh-oh. |
00:54:52 |
[Bullets Clanging] |
00:54:56 |
[Chattering] |
00:54:59 |
Go, go, Gadget... air bag. |
00:55:12 |
- Oh, Sikes, you lost her. |
00:55:16 |
It's not good, sir. |
00:55:18 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
00:55:22 |
Oh, surprise. |
00:55:24 |
Brenda, what |
00:55:29 |
- Brenda, Brenda. |
00:55:34 |
Stop, Claw! |
00:55:36 |
Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You know, |
00:55:40 |
- So what's new? |
00:55:43 |
[Grunting] |
00:55:52 |
[Whirring] |
00:55:54 |
- Time. |
00:55:59 |
- Gadget here. |
00:56:02 |
- Yeah? |
00:56:04 |
I'd save her, but I can't |
00:56:07 |
I'm on my way. You know what they |
00:56:11 |
- Huh? |
00:56:14 |
Go, go, Gadget... |
00:56:18 |
Toothpaste? |
00:56:24 |
What happened to you? |
00:56:27 |
Let me put it this way. |
00:56:30 |
I'll be right back. |
00:56:32 |
- Oh. Penny, why are you here? |
00:56:38 |
[Growling] |
00:56:45 |
Hey, Gadget. |
00:56:52 |
[Robogadget Laughing] |
00:56:58 |
Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain, |
00:57:03 |
[Groaning] |
00:57:05 |
I gotta destroy the evidence. |
00:57:08 |
I could be working |
00:57:10 |
selling nails, hammers |
00:57:12 |
Yes! |
00:57:16 |
Get in there! |
00:57:18 |
- [Metal Clanging] |
00:57:25 |
- Well, who are you? |
00:57:31 |
- Um, hi, there. |
00:57:34 |
Why's that foot |
00:57:39 |
I was, uh, cleaning it. |
00:57:41 |
So what's your name? |
00:57:44 |
Uh, I'm Sikes. |
00:57:47 |
You know, Sikes, you look more like |
00:57:51 |
uh... |
00:57:55 |
helping someone pick out |
00:58:02 |
My old man had |
00:58:06 |
- [Phone Ringing] |
00:58:09 |
It's mine. |
00:58:17 |
- Hello? |
00:58:19 |
- Nicole and Kim, how'd you get |
00:58:22 |
Penny isn't here right now, |
00:58:25 |
- She's not home, |
00:58:28 |
- Bye. |
00:58:30 |
[Screaming] |
00:58:40 |
Whee, whee! |
00:58:43 |
Oh! Oh, no! |
00:58:46 |
[Cackling] |
00:58:54 |
I don't get it, Claw. |
00:58:56 |
Since my dreams for |
00:58:58 |
- [Brain Growling] |
00:59:01 |
Mongrel! My pants! |
00:59:07 |
Mongrel. |
00:59:10 |
Next thing you know... |
00:59:12 |
Next thing you know, |
00:59:16 |
[Sobbing] |
00:59:19 |
I'm a minion. |
00:59:26 |
Ooh! Oh! |
00:59:27 |
Ow, ow! |
00:59:32 |
Uncle. |
00:59:35 |
- Hey, hey, don't touch that. |
00:59:40 |
Hey. Hey, |
00:59:44 |
We shouldn't be fighting. |
00:59:51 |
I'd hoped that we could've |
00:59:55 |
Together, you and I could've... |
00:59:58 |
You should've quit |
01:00:01 |
Cannonball! |
01:00:06 |
- Ooh! |
01:00:08 |
[Women Whooping] |
01:00:11 |
Go, go, Gadget... chopper. |
01:00:17 |
Contact. |
01:00:30 |
[Wheezing] |
01:00:33 |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
01:00:36 |
How do ya... whoa... |
01:00:42 |
Oh! Oh, no! |
01:00:44 |
Up, up, up, up. Good, good, |
01:00:48 |
[Screaming] |
01:00:51 |
My hair! |
01:00:54 |
Sit back and relax, darling. |
01:00:59 |
[Screaming] |
01:01:07 |
Whoa! Hey! I can see |
01:01:12 |
Two things, Scolex! |
01:01:16 |
And two: |
01:01:18 |
- [Gasps] |
01:01:24 |
Bring on the brownies! |
01:01:27 |
Wheel in the waffles! |
01:01:37 |
Darn! That fellow |
01:01:40 |
For the third time... Sanford Scolex, |
01:01:47 |
No! |
01:01:49 |
Go, go, go, go, go, go, |
01:01:54 |
[Scolex Cackling] |
01:02:01 |
- John! |
01:02:06 |
Let me give you a lift. [Cackling] |
01:02:10 |
I'd answer, but I doubt |
01:02:13 |
John! I'm up here! |
01:02:16 |
Hi, John. How are you |
01:02:22 |
- John! |
01:02:25 |
[Brenda] John, I know you can |
01:02:29 |
I'm working on it. |
01:02:39 |
Hurry! |
01:02:45 |
[Swami's Voice Echoing] |
01:02:53 |
[Gasping] |
01:02:57 |
[Yells, Screams] |
01:03:02 |
Back to the drawing board! |
01:03:06 |
Brenda, jump! |
01:03:08 |
Oh, Brenda, don't jump. For God's sake, |
01:03:11 |
- Sweetie pie, really! |
01:03:14 |
My God. |
01:03:22 |
[Brenda Screaming] |
01:03:25 |
Go, go, Gadget... air brakes. |
01:03:27 |
I don't know what |
01:03:29 |
Didn't you read the manual? |
01:03:31 |
Go, go, Gadget... glider. |
01:03:35 |
Go, go, Gadget... |
01:03:37 |
Go, go, Gadget... circus net. |
01:03:40 |
Go, go, Gadget... bubble wrap. |
01:03:42 |
Paraglider. Parasol. |
01:03:47 |
- Umbrella? |
01:03:49 |
- You saved our lives. |
01:03:53 |
Wowser! |
01:03:55 |
- Just watch out for the big head. |
01:03:57 |
- You know, arrogance |
01:04:08 |
John! |
01:04:17 |
Gadget. |
01:04:19 |
Oh, hello, Brenda. |
01:04:21 |
Are you breathing? |
01:04:25 |
I think so. |
01:04:29 |
How's your central vallecular |
01:04:31 |
It feels pretty good. |
01:04:33 |
And how's your auto-axle |
01:04:36 |
It's functioning fully. |
01:04:49 |
- Oh, Gadget. |
01:04:52 |
- Is my occipital piston slipping? |
01:04:56 |
I just never realized... |
01:04:58 |
what beautiful brown eyes |
01:05:09 |
[Scolex Screaming] |
01:05:12 |
It's a high-fly Scolex. |
01:05:14 |
The Gadgetmobile pulls under it. |
01:05:18 |
- He makes the catch! |
01:05:20 |
- We made it! |
01:05:26 |
Final score: Gadgetmobile... one, |
01:05:30 |
And the fans rush the field. |
01:05:33 |
No autographs, please. |
01:05:35 |
- Freeze! Get back! |
01:05:39 |
[Penny] |
01:05:41 |
Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have |
01:05:45 |
- Freeze! |
01:05:46 |
Well, I just thought |
01:05:48 |
that Sanford Scolex |
01:05:52 |
- Is that true? |
01:05:57 |
She held up a mirror to my misguided |
01:06:01 |
I'm sorry, Chief. |
01:06:04 |
Here's the foot. |
01:06:07 |
Et tu, Sikes? |
01:06:09 |
- Cover him, men! |
01:06:11 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
01:06:16 |
Wowser. |
01:06:25 |
Excuse me! Press! Excuse me! |
01:06:28 |
The shepherd needs her sheep. |
01:06:32 |
that we had the courage to believe in |
01:06:36 |
- [Chattering] |
01:06:40 |
This is not goodbye. |
01:06:42 |
I'll get you next time, Gadget. |
01:06:49 |
Wowser. |
01:07:02 |
[Gadgetmobile] A happy ending. |
01:07:07 |
- Ooh, cute little bug. |
01:07:10 |
Did you know I speak German? |
01:07:28 |
# Inspector Gadget # |
01:07:30 |
Hello, and welcome |
01:07:33 |
where I'll be your host, Robobrenda. |
01:07:35 |
Follow me. It's gonna be fast. |
01:07:39 |
And kick, and kick, and kick, |
01:07:40 |
# Inspector Gadget # |
01:07:45 |
# Inspector Gadget |
01:07:49 |
# Inspector Gadget # |
01:07:52 |
# Gadget |
01:07:56 |
Hi. My name is Sikes. |
01:07:59 |
- [Together] Hi, Sikes. |
01:08:01 |
But it's been 30 days since |
01:08:05 |
[Cheering] |
01:08:08 |
# Go, Gadget, go # |
01:08:13 |
This is the coolest watch. |
01:08:18 |
Testing, testing. |
01:08:20 |
Brain, say something. |
01:08:23 |
[Don Adams' Voice] |
01:08:26 |
Please leave a message |
01:08:32 |
[Beeping] |
01:08:33 |
Hey, thanks for watching |
01:08:36 |
Yeah, my movie. Even though we |
01:08:39 |
I know you all are wondering... |
01:08:43 |
We got married in Las Vegas |
01:08:46 |
We're expecting |
01:08:49 |
Thinking of calling him |
01:08:51 |
which is in no way a plug for my |
01:08:55 |
Although when our little one is old |
01:08:58 |
"I'm going to Disneyland!" |
01:09:00 |
But don't any of you leave |
01:09:02 |
All these fine people in |
01:09:16 |
# You can call me |
01:09:19 |
- # If you need a friend you got me # |
01:09:23 |
# Fulfil your every dream # |
01:09:25 |
# We can do it automatic |
01:09:29 |
# I'll be your everything # |
01:09:31 |
# You'll see I'm everything |
01:09:35 |
# I knew |
01:09:38 |
# I had to be a part of you |
01:09:43 |
# So don't say |
01:09:47 |
# No matter what's going down |
01:09:52 |
# Girl, I'll be your Superman |
01:09:57 |
# You'll find that I'm |
01:10:01 |
# Deep down inside of you # |
01:10:04 |
# No matter what you do # |
01:10:06 |
# You'll see I'm everything |
01:10:09 |
# You can call me |
01:10:11 |
- # If you need a friend you got me # |
01:10:14 |
# Fulfil your every dream # |
01:10:17 |
# We can do it automatic |
01:10:21 |
# I'll be your everything # |
01:10:24 |
# You'll see I'm everything |
01:10:31 |
# No sweat |
01:10:35 |
# Don't worry about him |
01:10:37 |
# Don't even be afraid # |
01:10:40 |
# Somehow, some way |
01:10:44 |
# And I'll be there to rescue you |
01:10:48 |
# Girl, I'll be your Superman # |
01:10:52 |
# I'll do what no one can # |
01:10:54 |
# You'll find that I'm |
01:10:58 |
# Deep down inside of you # |
01:11:00 |
# No matter what you do # |
01:11:03 |
# You'll see I'm everything |
01:11:05 |
# You can call me |
01:11:07 |
# If you need a friend |
01:11:09 |
- # I'll be your everything # |
01:11:11 |
- # Fulfil your every dream # |
01:11:14 |
# We can do it automatic |
01:11:18 |
# I'll be your everything # |
01:11:20 |
# You'll see I'm everything |
01:11:27 |
- # And more # |
01:11:30 |
# Don't you know # |
01:11:33 |
# Call me when you want me # |
01:11:35 |
# I'm gonna be there, baby ## |
01:14:15 |
[Gadgetmobile] |
01:14:18 |
and we didn't offer you |
01:14:20 |
Movie audiences are |
01:14:24 |
Now, get out, go home. |
01:14:26 |
I am tired. Please, go home. |
01:14:29 |
Good night, Riverton! |