Inspector Gadget

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00:00:08 [Mechanical Whirring,
00:00:12 [Ringing, Whizzing]
00:00:16 [Siren Blaring]
00:00:32 [Women]
00:00:35 # Ooh-ooh
00:00:39 [Horn Honks]
00:00:44 # Inspector Gadget #
00:00:46 - [Barking]
00:00:48 # Inspector Gadget #
00:00:52 # Go, Gadget, go #
00:00:56 # Go, Gadget, go #
00:00:59 [Croaking]
00:01:02 # Inspector Gadget #
00:01:04 # Ooh-ooh
00:01:15 # Go, Gadget, go ##
00:01:17 - [Man Yelling] Help!
00:01:20 - [Man] See you at the P. T.A. Meeting.
00:01:22 - [Woman] Good morning, Officer Brown.
00:01:24 - [Man]
00:01:27 ## [Whistling]
00:01:29 [Children Screaming]
00:01:32 [Screaming]
00:01:37 Help, Uncle John!
00:01:40 - Somebody help!
00:01:42 Help!
00:01:46 [Gasps]
00:01:53 - [Children Screaming]
00:01:55 Where's Officer Brown?
00:02:01 - [Squeals]
00:02:08 [Screaming]
00:02:12 - [Grunting]
00:02:15 [Gasps]
00:02:18 [Screaming]
00:02:20 [Children,
00:02:23 [All Gasp, Sigh]
00:02:25 - Hey, the dog!
00:02:28 - [Dog Howls]
00:02:31 [Girl]
00:02:35 Officer Brown,
00:02:38 Oh, please, miss.
00:02:41 All in a day's work, ma'am.
00:02:47 Brain? Yech.
00:02:50 [Laughing]
00:02:52 Having another hero cop dream,
00:02:55 Every time I close my eyes.
00:02:58 Fine.
00:03:00 Don't forget: Tomorrow's the day parents
00:03:03 Oh. Well, I might have to work.
00:03:07 Oh, no. That's okay.
00:03:11 Parents coming to school...
00:03:13 - But if it's important to you, Penny...
00:03:16 Letter? Uh, gee, well...
00:03:19 I don't... Oh, yes.
00:03:21 They said two years as a security guard
00:03:26 - Uncle John, I'm sorry.
00:03:29 Well, I can still secure and protect.
00:03:33 I just think I could do
00:03:35 Hey, wait a minute.
00:03:37 Oh, well...
00:03:40 Look, I know that
00:03:43 and Kim's dad is a dentist,
00:03:45 and I just didn't want
00:03:47 If I only had that badge.
00:03:50 Uncle John, it's not the badge,
00:03:56 I'm very proud of you.
00:04:02 [Woman]
00:04:04 This chip is gonna make
00:04:06 - Dad, concentrate. Try to move the foot.
00:04:09 [Man]
00:04:13 [Sighs]
00:04:15 Okay, all right. I'll go get us
00:04:19 - Yeah.
00:04:21 so they don't search
00:04:24 Hello, Antonio's? Yeah, it's Brenda.
00:04:28 - Dad, keep thinking about
00:04:33 ## [Humming]
00:04:38 ## [Continues Humming]
00:04:42 - [Gasping] Dad.
00:04:45 [Brenda Stammers]
00:04:48 Tap your foot again.
00:04:56 - What?
00:04:59 That's weird.
00:05:01 Wh-What were you thinking about?
00:05:03 I was thinking about how much
00:05:06 [Snickers]
00:05:13 Wait a second.
00:05:16 That's it! It's animated
00:05:20 By your heart, not your head!
00:05:23 - Come on, try it again. Do it again!
00:05:29 [Laughing]
00:05:31 [Together]
00:05:38 - [Woman] Jack, queen...
00:05:42 [John]
00:05:45 - Wowser.
00:05:49 - What?
00:05:52 I was just talkin' to myself.
00:05:59 Thelma, how do I look?
00:06:03 Like a geek from Kansas
00:06:08 - [Cat Meowing]
00:06:14 Well, good evening, young lady.
00:06:18 - Four, three, two, one, zero.
00:06:21 - [Watch Beeps]
00:06:25 - Dr Bradford.
00:06:29 - Hi.
00:06:34 - I borrowed a book from your dad.
00:06:36 - Power Learning Through Speed Study.
00:06:40 It took me forever
00:06:43 But I really think
00:06:46 I just applied
00:06:50 - Yeah?
00:06:54 - Help people, that is.
00:06:58 Dr Bradford is out
00:07:02 [Electronic Beeping]
00:07:14 - Nice stars.
00:07:20 I just meant the whole...
00:07:23 - All of'em.
00:07:28 I always take everything
00:07:30 - So do I.
00:07:33 I forgot my keys.
00:07:35 - Oh.
00:07:37 - I'm... Okay. Night.
00:07:43 [Sighs] Well, I'll just stay here,
00:07:48 [Tyres Screeching]
00:07:51 Concentrate, you twit!
00:07:55 Hey, that guy's speeding.
00:07:57 Ten miles an hour
00:08:01 - No-no-no-no, straight ahead!
00:08:04 Left, Sikes, turn!
00:08:07 - What was that?
00:08:11 - Where?
00:08:15 [Gasps]
00:08:26 - Huh?
00:08:31 Oh, no, wait.
00:08:33 - Now, just a moment... [Gasps]
00:08:49 Uh-oh! Someone's gonna
00:08:53 Sniffy, let's go.
00:08:58 [Sobbing]
00:09:04 Dr Bradford, I won't rest until
00:09:09 Justice will be served.
00:09:17 Brown, where are you going?
00:09:19 - To catch the bad guys!
00:09:24 - You're not on duty, Brown!
00:09:29 [Sighs]
00:09:34 [Laughing]
00:09:37 [Chattering, Yelling]
00:09:43 [Horn Honking]
00:09:58 Oh, no. We're being chased
00:10:01 [Laughs]
00:10:08 Ooh. Oh!
00:10:12 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
00:10:18 Now you've crossed the line.
00:10:22 - Stop the car, Sikes.
00:10:25 Oh, gosh! Oh!
00:10:28 - [Laughing]
00:10:33 [Laughing]
00:10:35 # Yahoo #
00:10:45 Attention!
00:10:48 attached
00:10:51 this is
00:10:54 Please step out of the vehicle
00:10:57 or... else.
00:11:03 Fine work,
00:11:07 - Here. Have a victory cigar.
00:11:16 Remember:
00:11:18 - I don't smoke.
00:11:22 [Laughing]
00:11:24 [John]
00:11:35 [Screams]
00:11:37 [Shrieking]
00:11:43 Pardon me! Excuse me!
00:11:46 - Hey, have you seen
00:11:58 Uncle John?
00:12:01 Please wake up.
00:12:04 Look who I brought to visit.
00:12:10 Look, it's Brain.
00:12:14 Okay. No.
00:12:17 Okay, stop.
00:12:20 We're lookin'at extensive
00:12:23 all coupled with
00:12:27 This man tried
00:12:29 His risked his life
00:12:31 - We've done all we can.
00:12:34 - Mayor's coming through!
00:12:36 Clear for the mayor!
00:12:39 Dr Bradford, both I and
00:12:43 - Hi.
00:12:46 - He was a good man.
00:12:49 No, I didn't.
00:12:52 So, how soon can you finish
00:12:55 I'm sure that he would have wanted me
00:12:59 - Mmm. Oh.
00:13:01 - That's enough, Quimby.
00:13:06 [Laughing] So, how can you be so
00:13:11 Dad told me that I would know
00:13:17 John Brown's the right man.
00:13:19 - Well.
00:13:21 That's good enough for me.
00:13:23 Let's go.
00:13:25 [All]
00:13:27 - Chain saw!
00:13:31 [Surgeons Continue Noisily]
00:13:41 [Man]
00:13:45 It's a thing of beauty,
00:13:47 The future of law enforcement
00:13:51 Yeah... Columbo and Nintendo
00:13:54 He'll make you obsolete:
00:13:56 No overtime, no hazard pay,
00:14:00 And he won't call me
00:14:06 Oh, by the way, what do we have
00:14:08 Well, we got a limo
00:14:11 and some scrap metal from whatever
00:14:14 - Do we at least know what was stolen?
00:14:17 - a robotic foot.
00:14:20 - A robotic foot?
00:14:22 What kind of cyberfreak
00:14:28 [Man]
00:14:30 - Not bad at all.
00:14:33 It's got a sort of postmodern
00:14:38 Very diabolical.
00:14:41 I deserve
00:14:44 "Dashing Appalachian"? What is that?
00:14:47 - No, you idiot!
00:14:49 [Chuckles]
00:14:53 one that will send my enemies
00:15:00 Ah.
00:15:02 Ah, too bad
00:15:04 - How 'bout..."Captain Claw"?
00:15:07 - No, no, no, no, no...
00:15:11 Just "Claw."
00:15:14 like "Madonna."
00:15:16 Well, anyhoo, Captain...
00:15:20 I know how much you like
00:15:23 so I have managed to design...
00:15:26 a few interchangeable options.
00:15:28 - Hi, hi. [Laughs]
00:15:31 [Mocking]
00:15:33 - Very clever, indeed. [Chuckles]
00:15:37 Well, first we have
00:15:40 for those special nights out.
00:15:44 And I know how much
00:15:47 so I made you a sushi hand...
00:15:50 [Mimics Eating]
00:15:51 - Hmm.
00:15:54 I don't remember if you enjoy
00:15:57 Kramer, that's enough.
00:16:02 - [Shrieks, Sighs]
00:16:12 Hmm?
00:16:19 [Mechanical Whirring]
00:16:24 [Metallic Clang]
00:16:45 [Popping, Whizzing]
00:16:52 - [Chirping]
00:16:56 What have they got me on?
00:16:58 Oh, my... Oh! Ooh!
00:17:08 [Screams]
00:17:10 [Shrieking]
00:17:12 - I, um...
00:17:15 - I seem to be having a reaction.
00:17:21 - Mr Brown.
00:17:25 It's all right.
00:17:28 - [Panting] Um, I, uh...
00:17:31 I don't know what's wrong.
00:17:36 You may not remember very much
00:17:40 - What happened?
00:17:44 You are now a sophisticated network
00:17:48 No! I gotta get outta here.
00:17:52 Mr Brown...
00:17:55 We're gonna go in...
00:17:58 [Gasps]
00:18:00 [Panting]
00:18:02 Look, Mr Brown, I know
00:18:06 and it must feel strange.
00:18:09 - [Mechanical Whirring]
00:18:12 - My head is very heavy.
00:18:17 [Grunts]
00:18:20 I don't understand
00:18:25 John, we saved your life.
00:18:28 I'm not me any more.
00:18:31 This is a huge opportunity.
00:18:34 as the first prototype
00:18:39 You said yourself you wanted
00:18:43 - I do want to help people.
00:18:47 - Aiyee!
00:18:50 - [Coughs]
00:18:53 Okay. I'd shake your hand
00:18:58 [Man] An android of this quality
00:19:01 Shock troops,
00:19:05 International rescue workers,
00:19:07 Oh, yes. I was getting to them.
00:19:11 Okay.
00:19:19 Oh, I'll strap myself in.
00:19:22 Okay.
00:19:27 [Grunting, Straining]
00:19:33 Move, darn you!
00:19:36 - [Straining]
00:19:41 Thank you for that, Sikes.
00:19:45 - You put it on. Come on.
00:19:47 He's capable of intelligent thought.
00:19:51 [Chuckles]
00:19:54 Perhaps if we give him
00:19:56 - [Moans]
00:20:01 [Yelling, Moaning]
00:20:05 I want my...
00:20:07 mama!
00:20:10 [Continues Yelling,
00:20:15 Something got left behind.
00:20:20 [Brenda] This is the single
00:20:25 It's a high-powered
00:20:28 that increases the charge
00:20:30 enough to move the machinery
00:20:34 Without this chip... the most
00:20:39 your body couldn't
00:20:41 - Any more questions?
00:20:45 Guess it just takes
00:20:48 Good. Then I will just give you
00:20:54 [Springing,
00:21:01 Volume one.
00:21:08 Mm-hmm.
00:21:11 Extendo-legs,
00:21:15 - Guess I'm all set then.
00:21:18 There's one more thing.
00:21:25 Your new wardrobe.
00:21:39 The Gadget suit.
00:21:42 Okay, so if you want to operate
00:21:45 you simply say "Go, go, Gadget,"
00:21:49 Well, couldn't I say
00:21:51 like, "In the name of justice."
00:21:54 [Giggles]
00:21:56 But "Go, go, Gadget,"
00:21:58 My father designed
00:22:01 Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:22:05 - I really like it.
00:22:09 So, okay, let's say there are two guys
00:22:14 and you wanted to trip 'em up...
00:22:18 - Okay, uh, let me think.
00:22:23 Go, go, Gadget...
00:22:28 That's not oil,
00:22:32 - Ooh! Ooh!
00:22:36 [Laughing]
00:22:48 - Whoa!
00:22:50 - Go, go, stop!
00:22:53 ## [Humming]
00:22:56 Try to visualize your goal.
00:23:02 Concentrate.
00:23:04 Put all other things
00:23:07 except obtaining the balls.
00:23:11 Okay.
00:23:15 He's just like
00:23:24 [Sighs]
00:23:29 - [Screams]
00:23:33 [Falsetto]
00:23:37 [Chuckling] Well, I guess
00:23:40 - [Swami Continues Screaming]
00:23:42 [Falsetto] He is not a man,
00:23:48 I've got something special
00:23:52 The Gadgetmobile.
00:23:54 - Wow.
00:23:58 I made it myself.
00:24:00 - Come on.
00:24:03 The only thing anybody's
00:24:05 All right.
00:24:08 but this thing has just about
00:24:12 Come on!
00:24:14 - Oh...
00:24:18 [Mechanical
00:24:21 [John]
00:24:23 - Oh, it's a he.
00:24:26 You'll see. Okay, now, it has
00:24:31 a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage
00:24:35 - Then there's a periscope, a candy...
00:24:38 there's something
00:24:40 - Oh, just say, "Go, go, Gadgetmobile."
00:24:44 - "Go, go, Gadgetmobile"?
00:24:47 Hey! Who's in the car?
00:24:52 Hey, before we hit the road,
00:24:56 - [Gasps]
00:24:58 Who you callin' "car"?
00:25:03 - Haven't you fallen out yet?
00:25:06 - Who are you, rookie?
00:25:10 and you're exceeding
00:25:15 Speed limits are for cars,
00:25:18 - Are you talking to me?
00:25:23 - Gotta wear the belt, baby!
00:25:26 It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna
00:25:30 [Gadgetmobile]
00:25:32 Could you slow down, please?
00:25:35 You know what makes me
00:25:39 Not that it's your business,
00:25:44 Hey, I've got heat sensors.
00:25:49 Now, look here. Come clean with me, or
00:25:52 I can assure you my only interest
00:25:56 [Gadgetmobile Laughing]
00:26:00 Well, good. Keep it that way,
00:26:04 - You got it?
00:26:08 I'll tell you what you are.
00:26:10 Don't make me go
00:26:13 Isn't there an "off" button
00:26:17 - Oh!
00:26:19 Don't push my buttons without readin'
00:26:23 - Whoa!
00:26:27 - Hmm?
00:26:31 [John] Shouldn't we be working
00:26:34 - Why didn't you say so?
00:26:36 - [Gasps]
00:26:40 - Left, you idiot!
00:26:42 - Shut up and let me do it.
00:26:47 - Time to do some good.
00:26:52 - Lost your keys, fellas?
00:26:56 - Allow me to help.
00:26:59 Here.
00:27:05 - Oh. Thanks.
00:27:09 Huh. I'm a bowler myself.
00:27:12 - Uh, yeah. Work at the prison.
00:27:14 I'll be getting into the law
00:27:17 - There you are. Drive carefully.
00:27:20 That's it. I can't take it any more.
00:27:24 - Hey, what's the big idea?
00:27:28 Well, then, we should inform
00:27:31 Let's split up. I'll go after 'em,
00:27:34 - Ten-four!
00:27:38 Go, go, Gadget... coils!
00:27:42 Skates!
00:27:44 - [Gadgetmobile]
00:27:48 Oh, for cryin' out loud.
00:27:51 Oh, for Pete's sake!
00:27:55 - [Grunts]
00:28:00 You'll be lookin' at 'em
00:28:02 - [Panting]
00:28:06 Uh-oh. Oh, gosh!
00:28:09 Go, go, Gadget...
00:28:15 Whoa!
00:28:17 [Crowd Cheering]
00:28:22 Wowser!
00:28:32 [Man On TV] The Riverton Police
00:28:35 - Here's Tira with the story.
00:28:38 Riverton's first cyber-crime-fighter
00:28:43 two escaped convicts
00:28:45 The soon-to-be inspector will be
00:28:49 at a gala event tomorrow night...
00:28:51 Why, it's that annoying little
00:28:54 ... Riverton's much admired
00:28:57 So he's the lucky duck they plucked for
00:29:02 [Sikes]
00:29:05 - [Crashing, Cat Meowing]
00:29:09 - Sikes!
00:29:11 Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow
00:29:19 So, anyone special
00:29:21 Well, the mayor,
00:29:24 Any doctors?
00:29:27 - Doctors?
00:29:30 very attractive
00:29:34 Wowser.
00:29:42 - [Crowd Screams]
00:29:48 - Is it that obvious?
00:29:51 You just need to...
00:29:55 - You been talking to my car?
00:29:57 - Huh. You'll see.
00:30:04 - [Penny] Fire!
00:30:08 - Careful.
00:30:12 [Crowd Laughing, Chattering]
00:30:19 Excuse me. Inspector,
00:30:23 Oh. Why, sure.
00:30:27 Uh, here.
00:30:30 Let's see if I still
00:30:37 [Laughing]
00:30:39 [Crowd Gasps]
00:30:44 Not bad, John Brown.
00:30:46 May I cut in?
00:30:49 Hello. Sanford Scolex.
00:30:53 - We were?
00:30:58 I was obese.
00:31:01 [Chuckles]
00:31:04 - [Brenda Gasps] Yes!
00:31:08 Wow!
00:31:11 Well, it's nice
00:31:13 - Here you go.
00:31:15 different.
00:31:19 - [Chuckles]
00:31:22 Well, I'll go get us
00:31:25 Oh, great idea! Three flutes
00:31:28 [Chuckles]
00:31:34 You know, Brenda,
00:31:39 You were always the most
00:31:42 - [Brenda Chuckles]
00:31:47 I used to watch the way
00:31:52 - You did?
00:31:54 - I... did.
00:31:59 - You remind me of a thing
00:32:06 Tell me, what will you do now that
00:32:10 - Ooh. Oh.
00:32:12 [Crowd Gasps]
00:32:14 You're done with the Gadget thing.
00:32:19 - [Crowd Marvelling]
00:32:24 Ahem.
00:32:27 I could only carry
00:32:30 Oh.
00:32:32 A bientot, ma cherie.
00:32:39 Ahh!
00:32:44 John, h-he just
00:32:47 He said that I would have
00:32:51 my own lab...
00:32:53 and complete control
00:32:56 But what about
00:32:59 The Gadget programme... are you sure
00:33:05 Well, um...
00:33:07 Oh, how touching.
00:33:10 [Laughs]
00:33:13 but the press would like to take some
00:33:15 Let's go. [Singsong]
00:33:19 - [Quimby] Get ready, boys.
00:33:23 - Watch the birdie!
00:33:26 Chief, if you don't mind
00:33:29 when do I get started
00:33:31 [Chuckling]
00:33:33 I have a few assignments for
00:33:38 - Big grin. That's it.
00:33:55 [John] I've got to talk to the chief.
00:33:58 Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, rookie.
00:34:01 Nobody likes a whiner. Now,
00:34:03 I'm ready to get tough...
00:34:09 - [Cop] Here comes Gadget.
00:34:12 - What you got, a cat burglar?
00:34:15 - The city's safe now.
00:34:22 Inspector Gadget reporting,
00:34:25 that's a baker's dozen... kitten
00:34:27 - [Meowing]
00:34:29 - Permission to speak freely, sir.
00:34:34 - [Kitten Meows]
00:34:37 Thank you, sir.
00:34:40 What I want to say is that,
00:34:42 while I appreciate cute and fluffy
00:34:45 I fear that the kitten-rescue patrol
00:34:49 Huh. You know, I don't get it,
00:34:53 I won't be happy
00:34:57 Ah. And I won't be happy
00:35:01 and being sold, piece by piece,
00:35:07 - [Kitten Slurping]
00:35:11 Well, I'll tell you,
00:35:14 - and the fact is, you're not
00:35:17 You are not a real policeman.
00:35:22 So, why don't you just
00:35:26 and get out of my office.
00:35:28 [Kitten Whimpers]
00:35:40 Okie-dokles, sir.
00:35:43 I've pretty much completed Prometheus
00:35:47 and, I must say, the likeness
00:35:50 Good. Imitation is the sincerest form
00:35:54 Isn't that Dr Brenda Bradford's
00:35:57 Oh, yes.
00:36:00 I tapped into her files
00:36:02 Why would you do that?
00:36:04 [Imitating Kramer] "Why would you
00:36:07 [Cackling, Sighing]
00:36:10 - [Grunting]
00:36:13 Kramer, don't look
00:36:17 Now that Dr Bradford is part of
00:36:22 or at least we will.
00:36:25 Oh, well, I think sharing files is a
00:36:30 You know, make sure we're all singing
00:36:33 Imagine my relief
00:36:36 Anyway, sir, like I said,
00:36:39 Oh, so you made the chip.
00:36:42 - Hey, that looks just like
00:36:45 Chips ahoy.
00:36:49 - [Gasping]
00:36:51 - [Sikes] Wow!
00:36:54 - Good morning, Robogadget.
00:36:57 You havejust been animated...
00:37:00 by the most complex computer
00:37:03 - What are you going to do now?
00:37:07 - [Gasping]
00:37:11 It looks so real. Yow!
00:37:13 - Oh!
00:37:16 Oh, Robo, nothing
00:37:28 Gotta make my own case.
00:37:31 B, B, B, B, B, B, B...
00:37:58 [Whirring]
00:38:02 Go, go, Gadget...
00:38:07 Increase magnification.
00:38:11 Increase magnification.
00:38:15 "Si."
00:38:19 - [Computerized Voice]
00:38:22 [Whirring]
00:38:25 Inspector Gadget,
00:38:28 - Got any money?
00:38:30 - [Shouting]
00:38:41 Ah!
00:38:43 [Laughing]
00:38:46 - [Radio]
00:38:48 # Get the show on, get paid
00:38:54 - # Only shootin'stars
00:38:57 But what else could "Sl"stand for?
00:39:00 - Nah!
00:39:02 - No!
00:39:05 - No, that's not it.
00:39:08 - I love you, but I think
00:39:16 Oh, what about that?
00:39:20 "Scolex Industries."
00:39:23 Hello. Finally, there's
00:39:27 Wait a minute. If Scolex stole
00:39:32 Oh, no! Brenda!
00:39:37 [Gadgetmobile]
00:39:40 - [Tyres Squealing]
00:39:43 - Or should I call the police?
00:39:45 - Hey, wait. What about me?
00:39:48 Stay in the car.
00:39:51 but please tell the beagle
00:39:54 [Man On TV] Inspector Gadget
00:39:59 Eyewitnesses told me
00:40:02 - while he maliciously stacked
00:40:05 Other reports indicate that he's
00:40:08 destroyed private property and set fire
00:40:16 Go, go, Gadget... grappling hook.
00:40:29 Whoo!
00:40:35 - [Television Reporter Continues]
00:40:38 What happened?
00:40:42 Brenda, it's not safe here.
00:40:45 Let's just say
00:40:47 Go home!
00:40:50 Stay alive!
00:40:58 Oh, too far!
00:41:01 [Screaming, Thudding]
00:41:05 [Groaning, Coughing]
00:41:18 Wowser. I knew it.
00:41:24 You'll pay for this, Scolex.
00:41:27 Go, go... suction shoes.
00:41:29 Hello?
00:41:32 Hello?
00:41:34 Sandy, is that you?
00:41:37 - [Gasping]
00:41:40 - I finally get to meet you.
00:41:42 - Sandy built me to your specifications.
00:41:46 We are like totally twins.
00:41:49 You must be Brenda. Sandy was right.
00:41:54 We probably share brain waves. Are you
00:41:57 'Cause I am.
00:42:01 I gotta go find John.
00:42:03 Don't you wanna hang out?
00:42:14 [Snoring]
00:42:35 John!
00:42:37 [Laughing]
00:42:43 Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay?
00:43:01 [Continues Snoring]
00:43:07 Gotcha!
00:43:09 - [Beeping]
00:43:12 [Screaming]
00:43:15 - Huh?
00:43:18 - Huh?
00:43:22 We have a blader.
00:43:24 [Continues Indistinct]
00:43:26 - [Grunts]
00:43:29 Go, go, Gadget... brake!
00:43:32 - [Grunting]
00:43:35 [Whirring]
00:43:38 Smile!
00:43:40 - John!
00:43:42 - # I got a wild wild life #
00:43:44 Oh, this is so much more cool
00:43:49 All Sandy ever wants to
00:43:53 [Electronic Giggling]
00:43:56 - What foot?
00:44:00 Brenda, I'm programmed
00:44:03 - [Crowd Cheering]
00:44:05 Ready? Okay!
00:44:09 # Brenda
00:44:11 [Voice Trails Off]
00:44:16 Greetings, Inspector.
00:44:21 - I owe you one, Scolex.
00:44:23 You blew up me and my Chevette,
00:44:27 Well, you crushed my hand,
00:44:32 so, go, go...
00:44:34 I don't know what you're up to, Scolex,
00:44:39 [Cackling]
00:44:43 I think somebody's been watching
00:44:46 - Hmm?
00:44:48 Huh?
00:44:51 Unfortunately, Gadget,
00:44:54 evil quite often prevails.
00:44:57 I'm afraid so.
00:45:05 Now, look how your replacement
00:45:09 - [Cackling] to cross the street.
00:45:11 He looks just like me.
00:45:15 - Why would you do this?
00:45:17 - Shut up!
00:45:21 I'll tell you why.
00:45:26 To make technowarriors that
00:45:31 and never say "no."
00:45:34 Every army in the world
00:45:40 Imagine the confusion,
00:45:43 Imagine the perks.
00:45:47 Comprende?
00:45:49 Yeah, I comprende.
00:45:54 No, no, no, no,
00:45:56 I comprendo.
00:45:58 Conjugate the verb,
00:46:00 Pull the N.S.A. Chip
00:46:03 You're kidding, right?
00:46:06 - I never know.
00:46:08 I want to make sure nobody else
00:46:11 Do it, or you'll
00:46:14 - Oh.
00:46:17 "New head."
00:46:20 Okay, I am not here
00:46:24 I am on the beach with dolphins,
00:46:28 I don't feel so good.
00:46:31 I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help
00:46:34 Would you mind
00:46:37 Well, here goes.
00:46:46 Goodbye, Mr Chip.
00:46:48 Dump this idiot in thejunkyard.
00:46:50 Yes, boss.
00:46:52 [Cackling]
00:46:55 [Grunts]
00:46:58 There's an awful lot
00:47:00 - [Computer Keys Clicking]
00:47:04 Destroy the city
00:47:07 Okay, boss.
00:47:08 - Hello? John? Anybody home?
00:47:12 You sit back and enjoy
00:47:16 Remember, kids. I'm a professional car,
00:47:18 - Penny, where's your uncle?
00:47:21 [Sighs]
00:47:24 Come on, Penny. We gotta find him.
00:47:30 Where you going, Gadget?
00:47:32 I'm gonna have to arrest you.
00:47:34 - [Screaming] Officer down!
00:47:38 Next time you pay for a Gadget,
00:47:42 - [Knocking]
00:47:51 Let's talk, Chief.
00:47:53 Sure. What do you... What do you want
00:47:57 The Florida Marlins?
00:48:00 L-I know you're upset
00:48:02 That was the job talking.
00:48:04 I want you... I want you
00:48:07 In fact, l-I want you
00:48:12 [Together]
00:48:16 - Shoot him!
00:48:19 Adios, boys!
00:48:22 Whee!
00:48:25 # Wild thing #
00:48:28 # You make my heart sing #
00:48:31 # You make everything #
00:48:36 # Come on, wild thing ##
00:48:46 - [Growling]
00:48:53 [Growling, Laughing]
00:49:01 Ladies, I don't like
00:49:05 What would UncleJohn
00:49:07 I mean... Are you sure we picked up
00:49:12 Of course I have
00:49:14 You know I have Lo-Jack
00:49:16 - [Growling Continues]
00:49:24 [Screaming In Japanese]
00:49:38 [Gadgetmobile]
00:49:41 - See, I know what dogs do
00:49:45 - Uncle John!
00:49:48 Uncle John!
00:49:50 - Penny!
00:49:52 [Grunting]
00:49:57 No! Uncle John!
00:50:06 Please, don't tell me.
00:50:11 The N.S.A. Chip is gone.
00:50:18 He doesn't need the chip.
00:50:20 He's got the heart.
00:50:52 [Whimpering]
00:50:55 Hmm?
00:50:56 ## ["Inspector Gadget"
00:51:02 Can't be.
00:51:05 - John?
00:51:07 - Can you hear us?
00:51:10 Brenda.
00:51:13 - Penny?
00:51:15 L- It's a miracle.
00:51:20 It's my uncle John,
00:51:22 - [Grunts]
00:51:25 - [Barks]
00:51:27 Way to go, rookie.
00:51:32 Buckle up, kids, and stick
00:51:35 This engine's only got two speeds:
00:51:40 - Where's Scolex?
00:51:43 Let's see what you can do,
00:51:47 [Penny Giggling,
00:51:53 Now, if I'm home late, it just means
00:51:57 to overthrow Scolex's
00:52:01 - [Penny] Okay!
00:52:03 [Brenda]
00:52:06 Right turn!
00:52:08 [Screams]
00:52:11 Heads up, baby!
00:52:14 - Left turn!
00:52:17 - Right!
00:52:20 Okay! [Panting]
00:52:27 - Now!
00:52:28 [Groaning]
00:52:33 - Nice aim, Doc!
00:52:35 You're under arrest for the murder
00:52:38 - God, you're irritating.
00:52:42 you're under arrest
00:52:45 - [Chuckling]
00:52:47 Get rid of him.
00:52:51 [Cackling]
00:52:57 You just ran a stop sign.
00:53:04 Hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:53:06 Oh, whoo!
00:53:11 Go, go, Gadget... snow.
00:53:16 Go, go, Gadget...
00:53:17 Mommy!
00:53:24 - Hmm?
00:53:26 [Gasping]
00:53:29 [Laughing]
00:53:44 [Gadgetmobile]
00:53:51 [Cackling]
00:53:53 [Gasps]
00:53:57 Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile.
00:54:07 I'll go get him, boss.
00:54:10 [Grunting]
00:54:13 [Brenda And Gadgetmobile]
00:54:17 [Robogadget]
00:54:26 [Gadgetmobile]
00:54:27 Whoo!
00:54:30 - Don't lose that limo!
00:54:35 ## [Western]
00:54:40 [Robogadget]
00:54:43 Actually, I was taking lessons
00:54:46 - Shut up and dance!
00:54:49 - Uh-oh.
00:54:52 [Bullets Clanging]
00:54:56 [Chattering]
00:54:59 Go, go, Gadget... air bag.
00:55:12 - Oh, Sikes, you lost her.
00:55:16 It's not good, sir.
00:55:18 [Gadgetmobile]
00:55:22 Oh, surprise.
00:55:24 Brenda, what
00:55:29 - Brenda, Brenda.
00:55:34 Stop, Claw!
00:55:36 Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You know,
00:55:40 - So what's new?
00:55:43 [Grunting]
00:55:52 [Whirring]
00:55:54 - Time.
00:55:59 - Gadget here.
00:56:02 - Yeah?
00:56:04 I'd save her, but I can't
00:56:07 I'm on my way. You know what they
00:56:11 - Huh?
00:56:14 Go, go, Gadget...
00:56:18 Toothpaste?
00:56:24 What happened to you?
00:56:27 Let me put it this way.
00:56:30 I'll be right back.
00:56:32 - Oh. Penny, why are you here?
00:56:38 [Growling]
00:56:45 Hey, Gadget.
00:56:52 [Robogadget Laughing]
00:56:58 Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain,
00:57:03 [Groaning]
00:57:05 I gotta destroy the evidence.
00:57:08 I could be working
00:57:10 selling nails, hammers
00:57:12 Yes!
00:57:16 Get in there!
00:57:18 - [Metal Clanging]
00:57:25 - Well, who are you?
00:57:31 - Um, hi, there.
00:57:34 Why's that foot
00:57:39 I was, uh, cleaning it.
00:57:41 So what's your name?
00:57:44 Uh, I'm Sikes.
00:57:47 You know, Sikes, you look more like
00:57:51 uh...
00:57:55 helping someone pick out
00:58:02 My old man had
00:58:06 - [Phone Ringing]
00:58:09 It's mine.
00:58:17 - Hello?
00:58:19 - Nicole and Kim, how'd you get
00:58:22 Penny isn't here right now,
00:58:25 - She's not home,
00:58:28 - Bye.
00:58:30 [Screaming]
00:58:40 Whee, whee!
00:58:43 Oh! Oh, no!
00:58:46 [Cackling]
00:58:54 I don't get it, Claw.
00:58:56 Since my dreams for
00:58:58 - [Brain Growling]
00:59:01 Mongrel! My pants!
00:59:07 Mongrel.
00:59:10 Next thing you know...
00:59:12 Next thing you know,
00:59:16 [Sobbing]
00:59:19 I'm a minion.
00:59:26 Ooh! Oh!
00:59:27 Ow, ow!
00:59:32 Uncle.
00:59:35 - Hey, hey, don't touch that.
00:59:40 Hey. Hey,
00:59:44 We shouldn't be fighting.
00:59:51 I'd hoped that we could've
00:59:55 Together, you and I could've...
00:59:58 You should've quit
01:00:01 Cannonball!
01:00:06 - Ooh!
01:00:08 [Women Whooping]
01:00:11 Go, go, Gadget... chopper.
01:00:17 Contact.
01:00:30 [Wheezing]
01:00:33 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
01:00:36 How do ya... whoa...
01:00:42 Oh! Oh, no!
01:00:44 Up, up, up, up. Good, good,
01:00:48 [Screaming]
01:00:51 My hair!
01:00:54 Sit back and relax, darling.
01:00:59 [Screaming]
01:01:07 Whoa! Hey! I can see
01:01:12 Two things, Scolex!
01:01:16 And two:
01:01:18 - [Gasps]
01:01:24 Bring on the brownies!
01:01:27 Wheel in the waffles!
01:01:37 Darn! That fellow
01:01:40 For the third time... Sanford Scolex,
01:01:47 No!
01:01:49 Go, go, go, go, go, go,
01:01:54 [Scolex Cackling]
01:02:01 - John!
01:02:06 Let me give you a lift. [Cackling]
01:02:10 I'd answer, but I doubt
01:02:13 John! I'm up here!
01:02:16 Hi, John. How are you
01:02:22 - John!
01:02:25 [Brenda] John, I know you can
01:02:29 I'm working on it.
01:02:39 Hurry!
01:02:45 [Swami's Voice Echoing]
01:02:53 [Gasping]
01:02:57 [Yells, Screams]
01:03:02 Back to the drawing board!
01:03:06 Brenda, jump!
01:03:08 Oh, Brenda, don't jump. For God's sake,
01:03:11 - Sweetie pie, really!
01:03:14 My God.
01:03:22 [Brenda Screaming]
01:03:25 Go, go, Gadget... air brakes.
01:03:27 I don't know what
01:03:29 Didn't you read the manual?
01:03:31 Go, go, Gadget... glider.
01:03:35 Go, go, Gadget...
01:03:37 Go, go, Gadget... circus net.
01:03:40 Go, go, Gadget... bubble wrap.
01:03:42 Paraglider. Parasol.
01:03:47 - Umbrella?
01:03:49 - You saved our lives.
01:03:53 Wowser!
01:03:55 - Just watch out for the big head.
01:03:57 - You know, arrogance
01:04:08 John!
01:04:17 Gadget.
01:04:19 Oh, hello, Brenda.
01:04:21 Are you breathing?
01:04:25 I think so.
01:04:29 How's your central vallecular
01:04:31 It feels pretty good.
01:04:33 And how's your auto-axle
01:04:36 It's functioning fully.
01:04:49 - Oh, Gadget.
01:04:52 - Is my occipital piston slipping?
01:04:56 I just never realized...
01:04:58 what beautiful brown eyes
01:05:09 [Scolex Screaming]
01:05:12 It's a high-fly Scolex.
01:05:14 The Gadgetmobile pulls under it.
01:05:18 - He makes the catch!
01:05:20 - We made it!
01:05:26 Final score: Gadgetmobile... one,
01:05:30 And the fans rush the field.
01:05:33 No autographs, please.
01:05:35 - Freeze! Get back!
01:05:39 [Penny]
01:05:41 Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have
01:05:45 - Freeze!
01:05:46 Well, I just thought
01:05:48 that Sanford Scolex
01:05:52 - Is that true?
01:05:57 She held up a mirror to my misguided
01:06:01 I'm sorry, Chief.
01:06:04 Here's the foot.
01:06:07 Et tu, Sikes?
01:06:09 - Cover him, men!
01:06:11 [Gadgetmobile]
01:06:16 Wowser.
01:06:25 Excuse me! Press! Excuse me!
01:06:28 The shepherd needs her sheep.
01:06:32 that we had the courage to believe in
01:06:36 - [Chattering]
01:06:40 This is not goodbye.
01:06:42 I'll get you next time, Gadget.
01:06:49 Wowser.
01:07:02 [Gadgetmobile] A happy ending.
01:07:07 - Ooh, cute little bug.
01:07:10 Did you know I speak German?
01:07:28 # Inspector Gadget #
01:07:30 Hello, and welcome
01:07:33 where I'll be your host, Robobrenda.
01:07:35 Follow me. It's gonna be fast.
01:07:39 And kick, and kick, and kick,
01:07:40 # Inspector Gadget #
01:07:45 # Inspector Gadget
01:07:49 # Inspector Gadget #
01:07:52 # Gadget
01:07:56 Hi. My name is Sikes.
01:07:59 - [Together] Hi, Sikes.
01:08:01 But it's been 30 days since
01:08:05 [Cheering]
01:08:08 # Go, Gadget, go #
01:08:13 This is the coolest watch.
01:08:18 Testing, testing.
01:08:20 Brain, say something.
01:08:23 [Don Adams' Voice]
01:08:26 Please leave a message
01:08:32 [Beeping]
01:08:33 Hey, thanks for watching
01:08:36 Yeah, my movie. Even though we
01:08:39 I know you all are wondering...
01:08:43 We got married in Las Vegas
01:08:46 We're expecting
01:08:49 Thinking of calling him
01:08:51 which is in no way a plug for my
01:08:55 Although when our little one is old
01:08:58 "I'm going to Disneyland!"
01:09:00 But don't any of you leave
01:09:02 All these fine people in
01:09:16 # You can call me
01:09:19 - # If you need a friend you got me #
01:09:23 # Fulfil your every dream #
01:09:25 # We can do it automatic
01:09:29 # I'll be your everything #
01:09:31 # You'll see I'm everything
01:09:35 # I knew
01:09:38 # I had to be a part of you
01:09:43 # So don't say
01:09:47 # No matter what's going down
01:09:52 # Girl, I'll be your Superman
01:09:57 # You'll find that I'm
01:10:01 # Deep down inside of you #
01:10:04 # No matter what you do #
01:10:06 # You'll see I'm everything
01:10:09 # You can call me
01:10:11 - # If you need a friend you got me #
01:10:14 # Fulfil your every dream #
01:10:17 # We can do it automatic
01:10:21 # I'll be your everything #
01:10:24 # You'll see I'm everything
01:10:31 # No sweat
01:10:35 # Don't worry about him
01:10:37 # Don't even be afraid #
01:10:40 # Somehow, some way
01:10:44 # And I'll be there to rescue you
01:10:48 # Girl, I'll be your Superman #
01:10:52 # I'll do what no one can #
01:10:54 # You'll find that I'm
01:10:58 # Deep down inside of you #
01:11:00 # No matter what you do #
01:11:03 # You'll see I'm everything
01:11:05 # You can call me
01:11:07 # If you need a friend
01:11:09 - # I'll be your everything #
01:11:11 - # Fulfil your every dream #
01:11:14 # We can do it automatic
01:11:18 # I'll be your everything #
01:11:20 # You'll see I'm everything
01:11:27 - # And more #
01:11:30 # Don't you know #
01:11:33 # Call me when you want me #
01:11:35 # I'm gonna be there, baby ##
01:14:15 [Gadgetmobile]
01:14:18 and we didn't offer you
01:14:20 Movie audiences are
01:14:24 Now, get out, go home.
01:14:26 I am tired. Please, go home.
01:14:29 Good night, Riverton!