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00:00:24 Oh, yeah. I've been round the block.
00:00:26 - Really?
00:00:29 Sowed me oats.
00:00:33 Ran wild, ran free.
00:00:35 Of course, this all back
00:00:37 Right. You wouldn't think it to look at you.
00:00:40 Yeah, well, time comes, you have to
00:00:45 Take some responsibility for your life.
00:00:46 - Prepare the groundwork.
00:00:48 Well, to begin with,
00:00:51 You have to find an abode
00:00:54 Then you have to furnish that abode...
00:00:55 procure the necessaries: Furniture, etc.
00:00:58 Kitchen utensils, your wok...
00:01:01 ...your juicers.
00:01:06 Well, love's not something
00:01:08 Look all you like as long as you like...
00:01:10 but it's only when you let
00:01:12 - When you least expect...
00:01:14 Take myself for example.
00:01:17 No.
00:01:18 I've just ambled in, right? But who's to say
00:01:22 and I'm not coming on to you or anything...
00:01:24 but who's to say
00:01:27 Dancing in the Green?
00:01:28 - Nobody.
00:01:38 - When there's something there...
00:01:40 Right. Who knows
00:01:43 A fella like myself, a stranger...
00:01:44 could just be a bit of fun in the sack,
00:01:47 Or, and it's not that crazy...
00:01:51 your soul mate.
00:01:54 Yeah, you've got a point.
00:01:56 On the other hand,
00:01:59 What do you mean?
00:02:00 Some villain,
00:02:05 smack your jaw and rob the register
00:02:17 But this is the thing of it, see?
00:02:20 You just never know...
00:02:26 what's gonna happen.
00:02:32 Come here. Look at your top!
00:02:35 How many fucking times
00:02:39 What are you doing?
00:02:40 Get back over here
00:02:44 Get out of the way!
00:02:46 He's heading for the stairs.
00:02:49 Come on, youse humpy cunts.
00:02:55 Get out of my fucking way.
00:02:57 He's running out to the car park.
00:03:01 Come back here with that!
00:03:09 Get out of the car!
00:03:10 Get out of the fucking car!
00:03:42 Shouldn't you have been here
00:03:44 I should have, but fuck it.
00:03:45 An hour late.
00:03:46 An hour less there, man. Fucking dump.
00:03:49 Don't start. You the same?
00:03:51 Fucking bus, fucking city.
00:03:55 - Is it too early to use my pass?
00:03:59 How much is it to the barn?
00:04:01 You know how much.
00:04:09 Another 10 cents. Come on.
00:04:11 - Will youse come on?
00:04:12 Hurry up.
00:04:14 Now.
00:04:17 You robbing bastard, you.
00:04:22 - How's Cathy?
00:04:25 - You're joking. New floor not enough?
00:04:29 You wanna see this floor, though.
00:04:33 Trouble is, this shit costs,
00:04:37 - Fucking shit.
00:04:40 Fucking life.
00:04:45 Mega brand kidney beans,
00:04:49 Any two for the price of one.
00:04:52 - What did you say?
00:04:56 She says, "Because you're not my type".
00:05:00 You know what she said?
00:05:03 Jesus.
00:05:04 Didn't score in a single department.
00:05:08 - Next time?
00:05:10 That's easy enough for you to say,
00:05:14 - What?
00:05:16 Oscar, me and Deirdre broke up.
00:05:21 - What? When?
00:05:23 Weeks? Why didn't you tell me then?
00:05:30 How the hell did it happen?
00:05:33 It was felt we should take a bit of a break.
00:05:36 Felt by who? By her, yeah?
00:05:39 John.
00:05:41 Oscar.
00:05:50 Are youse not clocking back on?
00:05:52 Oh, yeah.
00:06:01 Hang on.
00:06:09 Youse clocked on 15 minutes ago.
00:06:12 Get back on that floor, youse little pups.
00:06:16 That's a strike now against each of you.
00:06:19 John.
00:06:24 That's your second,
00:06:29 One more, and a certain ass will be kicked.
00:06:32 I shit you not, as they say in the States.
00:06:41 So, yeah, that was the only place left.
00:06:46 But Henry wouldn't take it
00:06:49 - Who does?
00:06:52 Henry said some fella he knows
00:06:55 him and his girlfriend.
00:06:57 One held a gun on him, the other one
00:07:01 - They raped him, too?
00:07:03 - Oh, the coppers switched.
00:07:06 So you know, that's that. No sun this year.
00:07:10 Might go down to Wexford or something.
00:07:17 Did you ever smell these?
00:07:20 Me and Deirdre?
00:07:22 - Youse broke up, didn't you?
00:07:25 That's all right then. I saw her
00:07:29 Who?
00:07:29 Some middle-aged fella. Kissing.
00:07:34 - Kissing a baldy fella?
00:07:37 Wexford isn't that bad, is it?
00:07:39 Get a caravan down there,
00:07:42 If the sun comes out, sure we can paddle.
00:07:46 John. Come on, man.
00:08:05 Where is the baldy cunt? Where is he?
00:08:09 Sorry, Deirdre.
00:08:30 This isn't acceptable, Deirdre.
00:08:33 After what, five, six weeks?
00:08:37 You don't fucking...
00:08:40 You don't just hook up
00:08:46 The only reason you would do that
00:08:49 And that's cold, man.
00:08:52 That is the behavior of...
00:08:54 and I have no qualms about saying it,
00:08:57 And not with a heart of gold.
00:09:00 A cold, dark fucking black heart, Deirdre.
00:09:04 That's what you have. And I'm glad
00:09:08 - Does 'blackguard' come from blackheart?
00:09:12 You blackguard, Deirdre.
00:09:15 Just a dirty fucking blackguard.
00:09:18 The body compensates, son.
00:09:21 Instead of mobility,
00:09:23 Sight and sound, smell, of course.
00:09:26 It's a fair trade, and I wouldn't go back.
00:09:30 Come on. Come on, a sup.
00:09:37 Taste, that's another one.
00:09:41 - Have you ever tasted Guinness?
00:09:44 No you haven't.
00:09:45 You think you have.
00:09:48 Listen, I've gotta go, man.
00:09:51 Sorry and all, but my arm is fucked.
00:10:01 - All right, boys.
00:10:04 Why not?
00:10:05 - Because then we've to listen to you.
00:10:09 I thought it was her
00:10:12 How're you, Seamus?
00:10:14 Slap it on thick, no butter,
00:10:16 - Right.
00:10:18 No, it was me.
00:10:21 I just thought I'd give her a little test,
00:10:23 I say to her, "Let's take a break".
00:10:27 Then I know, see?
00:10:28 - John.
00:10:30 What kind of fuckhead are you?
00:10:32 - That pisses me all the way off.
00:10:35 Could you not appreciate
00:10:38 I'm at a stage, man, I can't even wank.
00:10:40 Two brown sauce sambos.
00:10:42 - You know?
00:10:44 Pulling away like a madman, man.
00:10:47 Two pints.
00:10:49 Half an hour, 45 minutes,
00:10:54 Can't get my fantasies clear in my head.
00:10:58 Couple of occasions,
00:11:00 I wept like a woman,
00:11:04 So you setting tests for Deirdre, man...
00:11:06 taking for granted
00:11:08 that disappoints me big style.
00:11:17 - I'm gonna go home, you mind?
00:11:20 What you said there is right, man.
00:11:24 - You've just sent me into a state of turmoil.
00:11:27 Among other emotions.
00:11:30 - Need to go home and reflect on my choices.
00:11:40 See you.
00:11:48 Fair play, man.
00:11:49 Right. Throw us on the floor.
00:11:55 Gently.
00:12:00 Lovely.
00:12:09 Come here and I'll tell you. You there!
00:12:13 - So how goes the fight against crime?
00:12:16 It's never-fucking-ending, though.
00:12:26 See what I mean?
00:12:28 Have you not got a sign that says,
00:12:32 I do.
00:12:34 I'll have to enforce that rule.
00:12:40 Give us another 7-UP there, will you?
00:12:48 All right, Lehiff?
00:12:51 Staying out of trouble?
00:12:54 Jesus. Doesn't look like it.
00:13:01 Your old one, man.
00:13:06 You cheeky little fuck, you.
00:13:10 I'm watching you, do you hear me?
00:13:13 And if I find out
00:13:16 I'm gonna nab you.
00:13:19 Now don't move.
00:13:23 Stay where you are and take your scolding.
00:13:39 Now, what do I want you to do?
00:13:43 Stay out of trouble.
00:13:47 Stay out of trouble.
00:13:51 That's right.
00:13:53 Fucking disrespect my old one.
00:14:04 All right.
00:14:07 Go on.
00:14:24 So what's wrong with me? What did I do?
00:14:28 - Or didn't I do?
00:14:30 - It's just something that...
00:14:33 You said that already,
00:14:36 Is it my age?
00:14:38 Is it something I wouldn't do?
00:14:43 Wait a second. Look, don't you...
00:14:46 Wait! Don't you fancy me anymore?
00:14:49 Look. Listen to me.
00:14:51 It's nothing to do with you.
00:14:53 I fancy her, I fell for her.
00:14:58 You don't come into the equation, so relax.
00:15:02 Of course I come into the equation.
00:15:07 I'm your wife, Sam! 14 years!
00:15:12 What the hell did I do?
00:15:18 - So this fella's moving in with you?
00:15:21 Well, what do you want me to do?
00:15:24 Give up on them altogether,
00:15:26 - Sally doesn't...
00:15:29 Whatever she did before,
00:15:33 Anyway, I'm better off.
00:15:36 Did you know John and Oscar
00:15:40 stole a crate load of Chef Sauce?
00:15:45 - Chef Sauce?
00:15:47 I'd be over at his place,
00:15:51 Putting it in his cornflakes.
00:15:53 Trying to use it all up. In his tea.
00:15:57 I mean, he dumps me, Ma, breaks my heart...
00:16:01 and then has the gall to come over
00:16:04 for not taking the fucking vows?
00:16:07 Him and his brown sauce. Sorry, Ma.
00:16:11 But I've got a guy who's well-off,
00:16:14 - Who's married.
00:16:17 Who's not a thief, but a bank manager.
00:16:20 And if he wants to move in with me...
00:16:23 then I think
00:16:28 Now, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.
00:16:33 All right, my friends, do Daddy proud.
00:16:37 Show them what you've got.
00:16:41 All right. You lads ready?
00:16:44 And action!
00:16:52 Come on, guys,
00:16:55 They'll get it, lads,
00:16:57 Don't fuck up on me here. Go!
00:17:02 For fuck's sake, how many times
00:17:11 Get down. Martin, get back in the box.
00:17:17 Don't fight. Benny, get off him.
00:17:23 - It is Little Big City, isn't it?
00:17:25 That's what it's called.
00:17:27 Which says to me,
00:17:30 - There's a broad spectrum there.
00:17:32 And that's what we're doing and that's fine.
00:17:34 But where that diversity is lacking is tone.
00:17:38 - What are you saying?
00:17:41 What I'm saying is,
00:17:44 Find a subject
00:17:46 and explore that edge
00:17:49 What do you think?
00:17:51 - A bit darker?
00:17:53 Just to spice the thing up.
00:17:58 I know what you mean.
00:18:04 All right.
00:18:05 Go find a subject, bring it to me.
00:18:08 If it's not too much,
00:18:13 - Good enough?
00:18:27 What about this, Sally?
00:18:30 When's the last time you saw me in a dress?
00:18:33 Give me a voucher.
00:18:36 A gift voucher, please.
00:18:38 - How much?
00:18:40 - How much for?
00:18:43 - No hundreds left. Do you want two fifties?
00:18:51 - No fifties. Five twenties do you?
00:19:08 Grab it.
00:19:18 It's a sty, my life.
00:19:21 The people I deal with are piss. Waste.
00:19:25 I'm a fuck, man. I mean...
00:19:28 my only really human quality to speak of
00:19:33 What's that?
00:19:36 The music, man.
00:19:38 Artistes like...
00:19:40 Fainne Lasta, Raithneach,
00:19:45 You like them artistes?
00:19:51 But what I'm saying is,
00:19:56 requires a certain attitude
00:19:59 you know, extreme or unpleasant.
00:20:02 It might not be suitable.
00:20:04 Grab it.
00:20:12 - You ever compete?
00:20:16 I could have turned pro...
00:20:18 except for I joined the Guards,
00:20:23 My da used to say, "Hate your opponent".
00:20:29 He was my trainer.
00:20:31 'Hate him,
00:20:36 That's a philosophy I still follow.
00:20:40 That's why I'm such an animal, man.
00:20:44 - Is that what you want for your show?
00:20:47 - Cool.
00:20:50 I just have to run it by my boss.
00:20:53 Run it by him.
00:20:58 Fucking underbelly, you're saying?
00:21:04 No better fucking guide, man.
00:22:04 - You nearly finished?
00:22:06 - About 10 minutes.
00:22:08 Gonna pick up
00:22:11 Will you come on? We've homes to go to.
00:22:13 - Do you hear this?
00:22:15 You'd think we were dogs or something.
00:22:17 - Are we moving or what?
00:22:21 Fuck's sake.
00:22:22 Listen, take it easy, yeah?
00:22:28 Where are we?
00:22:31 I can't see.
00:22:33 We near Springfield yet?
00:22:36 I'll give you a shout.
00:22:39 I was thinking we'd throw you
00:22:43 I don't want one, Ma.
00:22:57 Deirdre feels
00:23:00 Deirdre wants to hook me up
00:23:03 At least I'm not in their thrall like she is.
00:23:10 What's the story with that, anyway?
00:23:12 What?
00:23:14 Any chance of them two
00:23:17 None of your business.
00:23:19 No.
00:23:26 And listen, I wasn't going to say it to you,
00:23:30 would you not...
00:23:35 Would you not get yourself
00:23:38 Get rid of that old ronnie
00:23:41 I haven't got a ronnie.
00:23:42 Well, no, you're hardly
00:23:45 but there's such a thing as grooming,
00:23:48 Whether you're courting or not, love.
00:23:51 Springfield coming up, now.
00:24:00 Mum?
00:24:04 Mustn't be back yet.
00:24:15 Are you nervous?
00:24:18 Not really.
00:24:20 They'll be well impressed.
00:24:23 Take your coat off. I'll make some tea.
00:24:39 - Deirdre.
00:24:44 Come here for a sec, will you?
00:24:48 I wanna show you something.
00:24:59 - Jesus.
00:25:03 Christ.
00:25:06 There were nine, ten people at the most.
00:25:10 So it was just a matter of
00:25:13 Well, of Sally climbing up on to the top,
00:25:17 and me helping them down.
00:25:18 - And there was nobody killed?
00:25:20 - Despite the blood.
00:25:22 - So the ambulance came and...
00:25:26 Made a statement to the police,
00:25:29 You don't know how it happened?
00:25:37 - Have I got a ronnie?
00:25:39 - A ronnie, mustache, like.
00:25:46 Well, you're no Tom Selleck, but...
00:25:50 Go fuck yourself.
00:25:52 Sorry, Ma. Fucking idiot.
00:25:55 Why are you so angry, Sally?
00:25:57 Because she's no business, that's why.
00:25:59 I don't go round
00:26:13 Jesus.
00:26:24 You don't know how it happened?
00:26:27 Be a few settlements there, I'd say.
00:26:29 - You should've stayed on till the next stop.
00:26:33 Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Sam.
00:26:35 Sorry it had to be in, what would you call it,
00:26:40 So, how are you finding living with Deirdre?
00:26:44 - He thinks it's a sty.
00:26:47 It just needs a bit of a dusting,
00:26:49 - And a hoovering, and a mopping.
00:26:52 Ouch. I'm messing.
00:26:54 No, it's great. It's early days,
00:26:59 - And how's your wife coping with this?
00:27:02 No, I'd like to know.
00:27:07 - Let's go, Sam.
00:27:09 If he can't handle this kind of talk...
00:27:11 then he shouldn't put himself
00:27:13 - How long you married?
00:27:16 And you can, just like that,
00:27:22 That kind of shit sickens me,
00:27:29 Sorry, Ma.
00:27:30 And you stay where you are. I'll go.
00:27:34 The stench of fucking adultery in here.
00:27:41 When Vincent and I broke up,
00:27:44 It's me.
00:27:46 I'm dysfunctional in some way
00:27:50 So you know what I did?
00:27:53 by attempting,
00:27:57 By becoming better alone
00:28:02 - Tell me how.
00:28:05 Will you?
00:28:07 I can't tell the difference.
00:28:08 - What do you want?
00:28:10 Do you have a preference
00:28:12 Like women and women,
00:28:16 What the fuck are you insinuating?
00:28:18 I don't know your preferences.
00:28:21 - You just want straight, yeah?
00:28:25 Make sure the chicks are good-looking.
00:28:27 I saw one of them before,
00:28:29 - There you go.
00:28:32 There's no one taking dumps in this,
00:28:34 - You want that?
00:28:37 Look, Oscar, it's just fucking, all right?
00:28:40 - Bit of oral, bit of anal.
00:28:45 Anal men or anal women?
00:29:07 Can't keep your paws off her, can you?
00:29:19 So what happened to your sister?
00:29:21 She was in love with this guy
00:29:25 Guy from London, name was Duane.
00:29:28 She was gonna move there with him.
00:29:30 Took out her savings for a new start.
00:29:35 Well, you can see where this is going,
00:29:38 He convinced her to take it out in cash.
00:29:40 Then he stole it from her
00:29:46 Jesus, Deirdre, get away.
00:29:51 Thing is, though, after he took the money...
00:29:55 he tied her to her bed,
00:29:58 ...and then did a poo on her chest.
00:30:02 Ma found her.
00:30:03 It was like two or three days later,
00:30:08 Flies crawling over her, and her hysterical.
00:30:11 So she moved back home then.
00:30:16 Jesus!
00:30:18 Why would you?
00:30:21 Are you warm yet?
00:30:24 Yes, you are.
00:30:30 Get off!
00:31:31 Bastard.
00:31:34 Fucking bastard.
00:32:21 I'm telling you,
00:32:25 He threw a stone through the windscreen,
00:32:31 - I panicked, I swerved...
00:32:35 Anyone would have. The bang, the shock,
00:32:39 And yet no one saw this boy?
00:32:43 - None of your passengers?
00:32:46 With the muck on those windows,
00:32:49 They can't even see the bus stops.
00:32:53 I have not been negligent, man.
00:32:56 Kid ran up in front of me
00:33:02 Fucking pegged it, he did.
00:33:09 The weather seems to be
00:33:12 as it's been for the past couple of days...
00:33:14 with the wind coming up
00:33:16 We've got squalls, sunshine patches.
00:33:18 We've got fairly heavy rain.
00:33:21 Dublin's gonna get
00:33:28 - Hey, man.
00:33:31 - What you up to? You not working?
00:33:35 What?
00:33:37 Did you get let go?
00:33:39 - Fired.
00:33:43 That's mean. You okay?
00:33:46 You want another one?
00:33:49 I don't intend stopping any time soon.
00:33:53 - What happened to you?
00:33:58 Some little fucker.
00:34:01 Stroked jammer? Of course.
00:34:03 Comes out of nowhere...
00:34:04 ...fucks a rock through the windscreen.
00:34:07 Into the ditch I went, banjaxed my face.
00:34:13 Two pints, please.
00:34:19 - So tell me about it.
00:34:21 Fuck nothing.
00:34:25 A shoulder, an ear.
00:34:27 Get it off your chest, man.
00:34:31 Speaking in front of a group.
00:34:33 Excellent, in fact, we'll do a list.
00:34:37 Do you know what I find fascinating,
00:34:40 - Dreams.
00:34:43 - Fabulous. Will we?
00:34:48 How does that make us feel? Anyone?
00:34:51 - Vulnerable?
00:34:54 - Shy.
00:34:57 Scared.
00:35:01 - Powerful.
00:35:05 Naked.
00:35:07 Do you ever dream you're naked,
00:35:11 It's fascinating. Do you ever do that?
00:35:14 - Okay, what else?
00:35:18 Negative things. Come on, now.
00:35:21 - Weak.
00:35:23 Or you're relieving yourself
00:35:26 What does that mean, an muinteoir?
00:35:28 Number twos, like,
00:35:32 and you're afraid to wipe your bum
00:35:36 It's fascinating and laugh, like.
00:35:38 - Okay, so. What's that, Maurice?
00:35:42 We're not talking about dreams, you fool.
00:35:47 A couple of weeks' time, he said.
00:35:51 You stupid old fool, what are you?
00:35:54 What are you? A fool!
00:35:58 - What do you want?
00:36:00 Don't do tens anymore.
00:36:16 Fuck.
00:36:29 Out of the way.
00:36:30 Flatfoot, fat fucking faggot.
00:36:33 Go on, you prick. Prolong the inevitable.
00:36:37 See that? Even in your, what are they?
00:36:40 Even in your Nikes, I'm more nimble.
00:36:44 Me in my heavy brogans. What have we got?
00:36:51 We've got money. Quit your wriggling!
00:36:56 We've got gear.
00:37:01 There you are.
00:37:15 Where the fuck is the motor?
00:37:23 For fuck's sake. Some fuck's after...
00:37:26 Shut the fuck up! You giggling whore, you.
00:37:30 When will he be back?
00:37:32 No, I can't wait that long!
00:37:37 This is bollocks, man, I'm telling you.
00:37:40 My rank, I should not have to deal with
00:37:47 Fuck it.
00:37:52 Give me the number of a taxi firm, will you?
00:37:56 That's not what we want, Ben.
00:38:01 - But it's real, it's true.
00:38:03 It's out there.
00:38:05 I'm talking about a world
00:38:07 - The humanity within...
00:38:12 Now, you wanna use a copper?
00:38:14 Find some fella
00:38:17 - Or one who can juggle.
00:38:21 Yeah? Raithneach, Clannad,
00:38:26 - Fainne Lasta?
00:38:31 But how's that a quirk, Ben?
00:38:35 But him knowing his music
00:38:38 He's too hard and he's too nasty. Nasty.
00:38:42 - Too nasty.
00:38:43 Softer.
00:38:53 Jerry. What's this I hear
00:38:56 The truth and nothing but, man.
00:39:00 - The subject, I'm gonna be.
00:39:04 Leading man.
00:39:13 - Has nobody any balls these days?
00:39:17 - Yeah?
00:39:19 - I agree with you 100%, Jerry.
00:39:23 Is he a faggot? Bet you he is.
00:39:26 One of those fucks that tries
00:39:30 I read you.
00:39:32 Well, fair play to you.
00:39:35 Talking to your boss like that, I respect that.
00:39:40 Develop your own show.
00:39:44 Then we'll collaborate.
00:39:47 Yellow-bellied fucks.
00:39:50 Listen, buddy, crime calls.
00:39:53 - I'll catch you again, all right?
00:40:01 Motherfuckers.
00:40:14 You think people enjoy
00:40:17 Go on, do it again
00:40:19 Bloody state of you. What I should do now...
00:40:21 is speak to your manager
00:40:22 if I could only be bothered.
00:40:25 Go on, do it. You know you want to.
00:40:30 I've changed my fucking mind!
00:40:36 There's a couple of jars
00:40:38 Clear them up, will you?
00:40:39 It's not my job, it's Thomas'.
00:40:41 Your job is to do what I tell you.
00:40:44 It's not Dolce Salsa, is it?
00:40:46 - It is, yeah.
00:40:49 - All I have to do is smell the stuff.
00:40:52 Thomas, wait there.
00:40:55 There you are. Do it.
00:41:00 Okay, man.
00:41:04 You're okay, Thomas.
00:41:08 For God's sake!
00:41:16 Told you.
00:41:18 You finished?
00:41:30 - You finished?
00:41:33 Come with me.
00:41:37 Thomas, clear up that sick
00:41:45 I want you to get one thing straight.
00:41:50 Go home, repeat it, maybe it'll lodge.
00:41:54 One more incident like this,
00:41:57 and I will TCB, as they say in the States.
00:42:03 I will "take care of business".
00:42:07 You are here to do as you are told.
00:42:11 So get back out there and do some.
00:42:17 Come on, Thomas, move it.
00:42:25 - I know that you've been patient, Karen.
00:42:27 No, you have. Taking me shopping
00:42:36 Maybe it's a different kind of boost
00:42:39 Something to remind yourself
00:42:43 Maybe you need to be chatted up
00:42:46 - Flirted with, pursued...
00:42:51 - That's what it is.
00:42:55 Let's do something about that.
00:42:59 - Here's one, Ben.
00:43:01 It's good.
00:43:02 Like all the other good stuff
00:43:06 I'm getting a bit tired
00:43:09 You can't choose one, that's fine.
00:43:13 Read it...
00:43:14 get the lads, and get on it.
00:43:17 But it's not up for discussion, Ben.
00:43:37 Hello?
00:43:45 They want us to go on...
00:43:48 They want us to go on telly.
00:43:52 Some man just rang.
00:43:55 Said to ring him back if we're interested,
00:44:02 I'm telling you,
00:44:05 - Maybe not the best, but the easiest.
00:44:09 But I am, John. You know I am.
00:44:28 Jesus Christ.
00:44:35 See, if this is all the competition there is...
00:44:38 And some old ones are cute.
00:44:42 - Not too old.
00:44:46 This is what Jonesy said.
00:44:56 I'll meet you in a while.
00:45:04 Pint of Guinness, please.
00:45:22 You dirty bastard.
00:45:24 Fancy a bit of mature, yeah?
00:45:34 I've got my own business, you know?
00:45:38 - You like fish?
00:45:42 - Not fish-and-chip fish.
00:45:46 - You like chips, though?
00:45:51 Right.
00:45:54 Not the biggest fan of them myself.
00:45:57 It's about the only part of my produce
00:46:01 Look, I'm not gonna
00:46:05 But if we can't be
00:46:17 - Now, him I like.
00:46:20 - That young guy?
00:46:23 If he asks me to dance,
00:46:26 Come on. I'd feel silly on my own.
00:46:29 I mean, feck it, a woman my age...
00:46:33 place like this, what's the point in lying?
00:46:37 That's my philosophy. The truth.
00:46:40 Life's too short. What was I saying?
00:46:46 The hormones, right.
00:46:50 because since I've been on them,
00:46:54 I've been feeling very erotic.
00:46:59 You know what
00:47:02 A bit of mature loving.
00:47:05 You lack it because you don't look for it.
00:47:10 But let me tell you something.
00:47:12 I'm sporty.
00:47:19 I'm actually...
00:47:24 I'm actually just waiting on a mate. Sorry.
00:47:28 Okay.
00:47:31 I won't waste any more of your time.
00:47:42 - I found one.
00:47:44 - Will you dance with her mate? She's nice.
00:47:54 - Which? The right or the left?
00:47:58 - All right.
00:48:05 All right, fuck it.
00:48:11 - I hope you know, I've no interest.
00:48:14 So nothing's gonna happen.
00:48:15 We're just gonna dance, enjoy it,
00:48:23 - What's that perfume?
00:48:25 - I was just...
00:48:34 You come here often?
00:48:38 Yes?
00:48:41 No?
00:48:44 It's my first time.
00:48:47 I didn't know it'd be, you know...
00:48:50 Older people?
00:48:53 - That's okay.
00:49:05 Are you a little shy, Oscar?
00:49:10 I think you are.
00:49:14 I think you're very nice, too.
00:49:22 Would you like to come home with me?
00:49:27 I know, I can't believe I said it, either.
00:49:34 But would you?
00:49:48 Blue Enigma.
00:49:51 My perfume.
00:49:56 You said...
00:49:59 You said you were waiting on a friend.
00:50:03 - If you don't want me, you tell me the truth.
00:50:08 I'm coming here...
00:50:09 - Who the hell are you?
00:50:12 How dare you? I'm coming here
00:50:16 I'm finished. I'm going to the toilet.
00:50:19 Did you hear what I said earlier on?
00:50:21 I'm coming here long enough
00:50:24 Do you hear what I'm saying? You big liar!
00:50:28 Oscar, I'm splitting. Do you hear me?
00:50:30 - Will you be all right?
00:50:33 Fuck you.
00:50:35 Fucking liar.
00:50:42 So what do you wanna do?
00:50:45 Wouldn't mind staying in.
00:50:47 - Again?
00:50:50 I'm gonna take a bath.
00:50:52 - Can I help?
00:51:13 Hello?
00:51:14 - Can I speak to Deirdre, please?
00:51:17 It's John.
00:51:20 - John she used to go out with?
00:51:24 - I'm sorry, I can't put you on to her.
00:51:27 You're the competition, aren't you?
00:51:30 - Sam, who is it?
00:51:35 What is it you want, anyway?
00:51:37 You wanna win her back?
00:51:40 - So what's the problem?
00:51:44 I'm sure you're not the worst, okay?
00:51:45 But as far as Deirdre's concerned,
00:51:48 - Pal, you don't want me as your enemy.
00:51:50 I can make life hard, man. That's right.
00:51:53 Talk to me like you're talking,
00:51:57 And I know you're baldy.
00:52:09 You ever fucking had! Do you hear me?
00:52:25 All right, John boy?
00:52:28 What? A pint of Guinness, please, Seamus.
00:52:30 Heard about your break-up.
00:52:33 Come here,
00:52:35 - We got some business...
00:52:38 We got a proposition we wanna run by you.
00:52:41 - Potential of a few quid, man.
00:52:46 Follow us over.
00:53:09 I need a bit of a lift at the moment, Oscar.
00:53:13 Bit of a pepping up.
00:53:16 Can you pep me up?
00:53:29 Good Jesus.
00:53:31 Look. Rough, man.
00:53:33 Bit of pain-slash-pleasure, you know?
00:53:36 Jesus, my cock's killing me,
00:53:41 but I'm energized.
00:53:43 - Good, because I've a proposition for you.
00:53:46 Some business.
00:53:50 - It's my cock, John.
00:00:10 Yeah, don't even ask about my balls.
00:00:17 So we hold the girlfriend hostage,
00:00:22 Drive him to the bank, two of us,
00:00:25 he gets us the money, we let her go.
00:00:27 Wear masks, whatever, disguise our identity.
00:00:30 Thing is, though, and this is the sweet,
00:00:34 The girlfriend is Deirdre.
00:00:38 You're joking? And the fella is...
00:00:40 Her fella. That's right, the baldy fuck.
00:00:43 - I don't think so.
00:00:45 Why don't you just ring her?
00:00:49 Fuck that. That's over now.
00:00:51 It's all a bit risky.
00:00:52 But vengeance, man,
00:00:55 - Well, it is, but the satisfaction...
00:00:58 That's your reward. I'm sorry.
00:01:00 - Come on.
00:01:02 And I wouldn't recommend
00:01:04 I'm getting involved, all right,
00:01:07 - And if you were any kind of fucking mate...
00:01:10 - Fuck you!
00:01:12 - If you were any use...
00:01:14 - Except for fucking fogeys.
00:01:17 She may be older, but she's sporty.
00:01:26 Granny, she is.
00:01:28 May have to break your face for you,
00:01:38 - You big cock, you.
00:01:40 No, you are. Big hairy prick, you.
00:01:45 Come here, feck me.
00:01:49 You got me on the wrassling.
00:01:52 - Wrassling or karate...
00:02:01 I'm sick of this now.
00:02:04 Come up to Mrs. Rooney's office.
00:02:06 Put a stop to this claptrap,
00:02:16 Henderson!
00:02:24 Good shot, man.
00:02:30 Nice one, John.
00:02:52 Fucking eejit.
00:02:56 I'm not going to the hospital, I told you.
00:02:58 Now Mr. Henderson has decided
00:03:01 But you understand we're going to
00:03:05 Have you anything you'd like to say or...
00:03:07 Go fuck yourselves?
00:03:10 No, Tony, no, it's about what I expected.
00:03:12 I'm just so sorry it had to come
00:03:14 - And you go fuck yourself, too.
00:03:17 No, Tony, if he hasn't even got the grace...
00:03:19 ...or the originality to...
00:04:36 - Hello.
00:04:37 How are you?
00:04:41 Look at your woman's makeup.
00:04:45 Fuck. Take a chisel to get that off.
00:04:50 Hey. Youse off the telly?
00:04:53 - Yeah.
00:04:55 - No.
00:04:57 I'll do a dance for youse.
00:05:09 - What do you think? Riverdance.
00:05:12 - Okay. You all set?
00:05:16 Let's get the heroic angle.
00:05:20 There's something wrong
00:05:22 I don't see why
00:05:25 There's some sort of a shadow there
00:05:30 That's not, I don't think, shadow.
00:05:36 That's ruining it, isn't it, Charlie?
00:05:41 Sorry, Sally.
00:05:43 You hear this 'mythic shot' shit?
00:05:45 Could you step out of the shot for a minute?
00:05:48 Just for a minute.
00:05:54 Right, Maura.
00:06:02 Who the hell...
00:06:06 - Christ! What the fuck?
00:06:15 Actually, Maura,
00:06:23 Do what you can with the moustache.
00:06:26 I told you, if we shot simply,
00:06:29 Fucking mythic shot.
00:06:34 Sally, it'll be great.
00:06:40 Okay, let's go.
00:06:48 That's wanton, now.
00:06:52 Condolences, man.
00:06:56 Seriously.
00:07:01 - My stereo there?
00:07:05 - My sounds?
00:07:11 At least they had taste, the cunts.
00:07:13 You gonna put this in your film, Jerry?
00:07:48 - Hello?
00:07:52 Yeah.
00:07:53 Then be one, Ben. Do me anyway.
00:07:57 What?
00:07:58 Do your own film.
00:08:01 Cameras and all that? Sound shit?
00:08:04 Wanna do the underbelly, don't you?
00:08:06 - I know.
00:08:09 Well, this is how mavericks create.
00:08:13 Oh, yeah.
00:08:15 But if you're prepared for that,
00:08:18 - If not, well, okay, fine.
00:08:21 - Be a conformist.
00:08:24 Yea or nay, Ben?
00:08:28 Yea or nay?
00:08:33 Tonight on Little Big City...
00:08:35 an accident
00:08:37 if it weren't for the intervention
00:08:41 One of whom we have here with us.
00:08:44 We felt that a...
00:08:45 well, actually, I felt that
00:08:49 whose lives were in danger.
00:08:52 So I jumped on top of the bus.
00:08:55 The bus was on its side, actually...
00:08:57 so it wasn't that high
00:09:02 - Oh, my God.
00:09:05 It's horrible, Ma.
00:09:06 Not on the bus, but in the bus.
00:09:11 And I was frightened
00:09:13 There weren't,
00:09:32 - Damn.
00:09:37 - Was she good?
00:09:40 She was a bit inarticulate,
00:09:43 - I was shit.
00:09:46 My hair was shit. Yes, I was.
00:09:49 My moustache. I am like Burt Reynolds.
00:09:56 Fucking hell.
00:09:58 - Listen, do you mind if we stay in tonight?
00:10:01 - I'm knackered, do you mind?
00:10:04 Come on, Deirdre.
00:10:07 Every night?
00:10:12 I pay rent here.
00:10:15 I give you money. I treat you well.
00:10:18 - It's not what I want, Sam.
00:10:26 - Come on, tickles.
00:10:38 Fuck. What the fuck?
00:10:41 Listen. Fuck this.
00:10:46 - Oscar, I'm sorry, I...
00:10:49 What's wrong with you? Jesus.
00:10:52 It was kinky at first, but my fucking jaw.
00:10:56 - Don't go, Oscar, please stay.
00:11:00 Look, you're better off
00:11:05 - I won't, I'll stop.
00:11:08 - Oscar, please. I'll stop.
00:11:13 Oscar, I won't, I'll stop.
00:11:18 My fucking jaw.
00:11:23 It's like, I knew I had it,
00:11:26 Now I see it.
00:11:29 Now I do. I don't understand why I didn't.
00:11:32 It's like I kept it as a badge of,
00:11:36 maybe of mourning or something.
00:11:39 Or courage.
00:11:40 I mean, you've been through the wars, love.
00:11:42 That's true. I've distinguished myself.
00:11:52 What about you, Ma?
00:11:55 Getting married again?
00:11:58 I don't think I could, even if I wanted to.
00:12:02 Your father was...
00:12:04 - I don't know, I'd feel...
00:12:10 No, I think he'd have wanted me to.
00:12:14 It's just, I still feel
00:12:20 To have had someone like him
00:12:26 And who could ever give me
00:12:30 - What do you mean?
00:12:33 His love, for one thing.
00:12:35 My home.
00:12:38 The times we had.
00:12:41 We did have times, Sally.
00:12:45 A whole load of memories.
00:12:48 The children he gave me.
00:12:50 My beautiful children.
00:12:53 With or without moustaches.
00:12:56 I feel blessed by all of that.
00:13:01 So why would I want for anything more?
00:13:04 I'm serious, love.
00:13:08 I know.
00:13:13 I've been so lonely, Ma.
00:13:15 I know you have, baby. I know you have.
00:13:23 It's all right.
00:13:32 Delicious, this.
00:13:34 I can feel it doing me good already.
00:13:36 Vitamins and shit. Carbs or whatever.
00:13:40 Think they're in the beans.
00:13:41 - You have any brown sauce?
00:13:44 Or is it the pudding?
00:13:48 Anyway, what time is it?
00:13:51 It's 7:30, we don't go till around 8:00.
00:13:53 That way a knock on the door
00:13:56 Don't forget, I won't be talking.
00:13:58 That's right.
00:14:02 Write shit down.
00:14:08 There we go.
00:14:15 - You scummy fucker.
00:14:23 Go on, give us a shot.
00:14:43 It's delicious.
00:14:49 Give us some of that.
00:14:51 It's gorgeous.
00:14:56 You got the gun and all, Lehiff?
00:14:59 - Give us a look.
00:15:10 - That's not fucking bad.
00:15:14 I'll show youse after, all right?
00:15:22 That's fucking delish, man.
00:15:29 Be careful, you fuck.
00:15:33 Stick on some sounds, will you,
00:15:36 What have you got?
00:15:38 Clannad.
00:15:40 Fuck that, we'll do without.
00:15:43 Here, look at these.
00:15:44 I got them in the joke shop,
00:15:48 Anyone looks, they see real people,
00:15:52 - Clever.
00:15:54 This shite, you've gotta be
00:15:59 Hawkings, which is it?
00:16:02 Hawking.
00:16:37 Where's your sis, Cathal?
00:16:39 - Why? She gonna be on this?
00:16:42 What would she do to get on?
00:16:45 - She'd do anything you want, Jerry.
00:16:48 To the camera, Cathal.
00:16:50 - Would she give me a riding?
00:16:52 - The whore.
00:16:59 This is Wayne, Ben.
00:17:01 Dealer.
00:17:03 He isn't doing much at the moment
00:17:06 That's right. Can't even
00:17:10 Reckon he's done
00:17:16 That'd be telling, Jerry.
00:17:18 What's this? A film?
00:17:22 Fucking scumbag.
00:17:25 It's a documentary.
00:17:28 About what?
00:17:30 About scumbags.
00:17:37 So tell the camera
00:17:42 Go on. Feeding filth to these poor addicts.
00:17:46 Fuckhole.
00:17:52 Are you looking for a shot, man?
00:17:56 Dislodge the champion off his podium?
00:17:59 Reckon I can do it, Jerry.
00:18:05 - You getting this, Ben?
00:18:39 See what I mean? Scum.
00:18:49 It's the only thing they understand, Ben.
00:18:55 Jesus.
00:19:06 How are you?
00:19:08 Who is it, Deirdre?
00:19:11 Okay, so these lads will go with Sam here.
00:19:13 And me, the really dangerous fuck
00:19:18 - Good.
00:19:25 Good. All right?
00:19:38 I won't.
00:19:48 - I will.
00:20:02 What the fuck do you see
00:20:09 Can't say he'd be too energetic sackwise.
00:20:13 You can answer me.
00:20:16 That chick's a bit young for you, isn't she?
00:20:20 What would she be, 25, 26?
00:20:23 And gorgeous.
00:20:26 Suppose it's the old wage, though, isn't it?
00:20:29 That would attract them all right.
00:20:34 I'll tell you what, though,
00:20:37 I'm talking about my own wife here now,
00:20:41 Me and her is based on more than that.
00:20:45 Snuggle her at night.
00:20:47 Get the old belly-fluts.
00:20:52 Does your woman give you that? No?
00:20:56 Or more to the point, do you give her it?
00:21:02 - You own this place?
00:21:04 Rent?
00:21:07 I wouldn't mind
00:21:09 It's not the best by any means...
00:21:11 but for a man of my humble wants,
00:21:15 Is that a wok I see?
00:21:23 Very nice.
00:21:27 Are they worth getting?
00:21:30 I suppose.
00:21:33 Have my eye on a few kitchen appliances.
00:21:38 Feel it's time I domesticated
00:21:40 Wokked my own grub
00:21:44 And what kind of oil would you use?
00:21:47 Well, that's what I use.
00:21:50 Right.
00:21:51 And what are the advantages
00:21:55 chip-pan oil or...
00:22:05 You fucking idiot.
00:22:07 Right, now get back in there
00:22:12 Go on.
00:22:15 All right. Go on, go.
00:22:41 You mean that, Mick?
00:22:45 What you said about the missus?
00:22:48 - About getting the fluts and all.
00:22:52 You think I didn't?
00:22:55 True love, man.
00:22:57 You feel it, you feel it.
00:23:00 What do you think?
00:23:03 Yeah.
00:23:06 You feel it?
00:23:12 With Deirdre, man.
00:23:15 I do.
00:23:21 It gets me in here.
00:23:25 Yeah.
00:23:27 That's where it gets you, all right.
00:23:31 Try and fuck with me?
00:23:35 Have to watch you like a vulture.
00:23:44 Don't want sugar. Get me brown sauce.
00:23:48 Brown sauce?
00:23:50 There's something wrong with that,
00:23:54 It's the new fucking business, sure.
00:23:58 Everyone's doing it.
00:24:04 Not a bad old morning?
00:24:17 Hey, Sally.
00:24:20 - Should you not be in work?
00:24:23 Thinking of leaving altogether, actually.
00:24:25 - Yeah?
00:24:28 What about yourself?
00:24:30 - It's my birthday next week.
00:24:34 Thanks.
00:24:35 And my mother got me
00:24:39 You know, you can use it in any shop.
00:24:42 So I'm gonna get a makeover.
00:24:45 - Nice massage.
00:24:47 Bit of a facial. Exactly, yeah.
00:24:50 - Get my moustache waxed.
00:24:54 Oscar, come on.
00:24:55 You've a bit of hair there,
00:24:59 Needs a bit of bleaching's all that needs.
00:25:02 Do you want a coffee?
00:25:05 Hey, I was just on my way up to you.
00:25:08 What's up with your phone? Is it broke?
00:25:11 Or more to the point...
00:25:15 More to the point,
00:25:17 - Leave me alone, Karen.
00:25:20 I get you.
00:25:24 Now that everything's peaches and cream,
00:25:28 leave them hanging, is that it?
00:25:30 Stop a second, will you, for fuck's sake!
00:25:33 Is that the explanation?
00:25:36 After all the effort I put into you,
00:25:40 - Stop, I said!
00:25:48 Lookit, look at this.
00:25:53 Oh, man, it's bulging.
00:25:58 Prepare to be rich.
00:26:01 Prepare to fucking...
00:26:21 Where the fuck is he going?
00:26:29 Sam!
00:26:32 What the fuck?
00:26:35 Who's that?
00:26:36 I'm sorry!
00:26:37 Where's the bag?
00:26:40 What the fuck? Some chick.
00:26:43 She's vicious, man.
00:26:46 She's an animal.
00:26:49 - I'm sorry, Noeleen.
00:26:51 Yeah. Yes, it's okay.
00:26:55 Retaliate, you dope.
00:26:57 Grab the bag, stand the fuck up and...
00:27:03 Coppers.
00:27:05 Sketch, man, skedaddle, will you? Jesus.
00:27:28 - Get off him. Come on.
00:27:36 - I don't believe it. Who was that?
00:27:41 That's it now.
00:27:43 All that risk, that work, for nothing.
00:27:46 I promised Cathy a shed out the back.
00:27:49 You know those sheds?
00:27:53 Your lawnmower.
00:27:56 The fuck?
00:28:00 - That's the little fucker who stoned my bus.
00:28:04 - Fuck that.
00:28:07 - What about Deirdre?
00:28:10 I've my own mission here.
00:28:13 Mick!
00:28:16 Right, he's moving.
00:28:22 - Looking for love, it's tough.
00:28:27 - How did we get on to this?
00:28:31 And it's frightening.
00:28:34 - A lot of bad decisions you can make.
00:28:38 Potential for heartbreak, for hurt.
00:28:43 But you persevere.
00:28:45 - You reckon?
00:28:48 - You've got to, do you not think?
00:28:52 I mean, what else is there?
00:28:54 Exactly.
00:28:55 What the fuck else is there?
00:29:39 Who is it?
00:29:52 What's going on?
00:29:57 What the fuck does this mean?
00:29:59 Where's you-know-who?
00:30:02 Take this fucking thing.
00:30:11 She got out of order.
00:30:19 Fuck that, fuck her. Where is everyone?
00:30:21 Don't write it, tell me. Are you listening?
00:30:25 I'm a prick? You're a prick!
00:30:27 If this is fucked up, I wanna know how.
00:30:30 I said talk now, man.
00:30:32 - Who's got the money?
00:30:34 - Because she's a cunt!
00:30:37 Now tell me.
00:30:40 Shut the fuck up, or I'll smack you again.
00:30:41 And don't give me
00:30:54 Fuck. Look what you're after
00:30:59 Fuck this.
00:31:07 Are you all right?
00:31:08 Fuck, Deirdre, fuck.
00:31:10 Jesus, I'm late.
00:31:12 They said they'd a cancellation for 10:00,
00:31:16 - You better hurry.
00:31:19 And, come here, if you wanna
00:31:23 Leave your fucking job.
00:31:25 Go somewhere you're treated right.
00:31:32 Thanks for the coffee.
00:31:41 Do you wanna go out some night?
00:31:47 We have a hit, huh?
00:31:49 Yeah.
00:31:50 Respect. From one maverick to another?
00:31:58 Get in!
00:32:00 - What?
00:32:07 - You ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
00:32:11 Well, buckle up and get filming.
00:32:22 Of all the cunts.
00:32:30 This is where we separate
00:32:34 Film me when I talk, man.
00:32:36 Come on, you fuck, you.
00:32:40 Is that all you got?
00:32:44 That your best?
00:32:47 Bollocks.
00:32:56 After costing me my job.
00:33:10 - Fuck, where's he going?
00:33:16 He's going to the country.
00:33:19 - You're out of your element now, pal.
00:33:21 Shut the fuck up.
00:33:30 I am gonna nab you directly.
00:33:40 I'm right behind you, you little fuck.
00:34:15 I won't hurt you, come here.
00:34:31 Step on the bumper, will you?
00:34:33 Put your weight on it, so I can climb back.
00:34:40 Please.
00:34:51 Sorry, sheep.
00:34:53 Got to put you down, man.
00:34:59 Out of your misery.
00:35:04 It was you, you fuck! You stole my motor.
00:35:07 You shouldn't have pissed on my legs, man.
00:35:11 - Fuck's sake, and my sounds, man!
00:35:16 You were playing them, fuckhole!
00:35:20 You hear this fucking hypocrite?
00:35:23 Anyway, the power of certain artistes...
00:35:27 is beyond the ken of cunts like you.
00:35:31 You just don't have
00:35:34 Yes, I do.
00:35:38 That's a brave fucking statement, huh?
00:35:41 Would you like the chance to back that up?
00:35:53 You and me.
00:35:55 Hand to hand.
00:35:58 You win...
00:36:01 I let you go.
00:36:05 Okay.
00:36:07 Are you getting this, Ben? Come on!
00:36:10 This episode will be entitled
00:36:15 Come on, you fucking scumbag, you,
00:36:40 Good lad.
00:36:51 Jerry!
00:37:04 ...over 80 miles an hour.
00:37:06 The chase, which ended here
00:37:09 the vicious shoot-out
00:37:12 Detective Jerry Lynch...
00:37:14 a 15-year veteran of the Garda Siochána,
00:37:17 - Was it the money?
00:37:20 - To hurt me?
00:37:22 - Him?
00:37:24 - You were an idiot. You know that? Always.
00:37:28 Always the same shit,
00:37:31 Taking the long way to get what you want,
00:37:36 - Anything but ask, huh?
00:37:39 Anything but say what you need.
00:37:41 You have to take that chance, John.
00:37:43 And you're right, you might be refused,
00:37:48 You know?
00:37:50 - Might's not definite, is it?
00:37:53 It's a vague enough term at best.
00:37:59 Tell me what you need, John.
00:38:05 Hey, fuckhole, look at you. Give us a look.
00:38:10 See you, John.
00:38:11 Sure, it's only a flesh wound.
00:38:15 So action-fucking-central, huh?
00:38:18 So tell us about it.
00:38:27 Come on, man, tell.
00:38:28 Shit happens you can't change.
00:38:30 You've no choice but to deal with it,
00:38:33 Other shit, though, you have the choice,
00:38:37 and change things.
00:38:40 - You do.
00:38:43 This is philosophy, George.
00:38:45 This is life. Come on.
00:38:52 More.
00:38:59 Succor, you know? Satisfaction.
00:39:02 I mean, take me for example, my handicap.
00:39:06 Or what you might call my handicap.
00:39:10 Snap! Hey, snap!
00:39:17 What's up, man?
00:39:20 I'm bricking.
00:39:21 Relax, they haven't got you yet.
00:39:24 What did you say at the hospital?
00:39:26 Said I was mugged and dumped
00:39:29 So fuck it. Keep the cool, we'll be hunky.
00:39:32 What about Deirdre?
00:39:34 She won't say anything, you know?
00:39:37 No, what about her and you, man?
00:39:41 Have youse finished
00:39:46 What?
00:39:48 I'll race you. Come in here,
00:39:51 - I'm the king round here.
00:39:52 Me.
00:39:54 Are you chicken, pal?
00:39:57 You afraid to face the king?
00:40:00 - Because you're not, you know.
00:40:02 The king. You may be the prince.
00:40:11 Jerry!
00:40:55 Come in.
00:41:12 - Did you see me on the news?
00:41:17 - "Detective hero".
00:41:21 The way it was told is the way it has to be.
00:41:25 I know.
00:41:27 - You saved my life. You're the hero, Ben.
00:41:30 No, I mean it.
00:41:33 As a token of my respect,
00:41:39 I want you to have these.
00:41:45 - Wow, Fainne Lasta.
00:41:50 A warrior soul, Ben.
00:41:53 A kindred soul.
00:42:07 I better go empty my colostomy bag.
00:42:15 - We'll meet again, no doubt.
00:42:20 On the streets.
00:42:33 Can I talk to you for a sec?
00:42:35 - Hey, Maura.
00:42:37 Can I talk to you?
00:42:39 Sure.
00:42:46 - If you don't shut up, I will race you.
00:42:51 I'll show you, you fucker. Come on.
00:42:54 I just wanna say a couple of things to you,
00:42:57 Now, I'm not asking for anything,
00:43:01 - Okay.
00:43:05 This is a list of things that I want...
00:43:09 and have wanted...
00:43:11 for a long time.
00:43:13 Straight from the heart, no fucking around.
00:43:18 To be with you...
00:43:20 to live with you, and to...
00:43:23 eventually, you know, marry you.
00:43:27 To have your child...
00:43:32 - For me to have yours?
00:43:35 - However many, three, four...
00:43:39 To grow old with you.
00:43:42 To know...
00:43:44 and that's the main thing...
00:43:47 to know, all right...
00:43:50 that you feel the same.
00:43:56 That's it.
00:44:03 How hard was that?
00:44:07 Hard enough.
00:44:11 Well, I do feel the same.
00:44:24 - What's wrong?
00:44:28 You fucking prude!
00:44:31 They don't mind.
00:44:41 - Will you ever cheat on me?
00:44:44 - Will you take care of me?
00:44:46 - Will you ever neglect me?
00:44:48 - Raise a hand to me?
00:44:51 Take a shit on me?
00:44:54 Do you want me to?
00:44:56 I have had enough of you.
00:45:02 On your marks. Get set. Go!
00:45:08 Where are you,
00:45:15 Come on, you old fucker.
00:45:19 Oh, my leg.
00:45:23 Default, man.
00:45:25 Where is he?
00:45:27 Default. There was an obstacle.
00:45:31 Do you see this?
00:45:35 I am the king of the world.
00:45:38 The king of the Republic of Ireland.
00:45:43 Saw you on the box, love.
00:45:44 - Yes?
00:45:46 Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:45:50 And thank you because you are out of here.
00:45:55 So, you and Sally, man.
00:45:59 Fucking love her, man.
00:46:01 Here, wait till I tell you
00:46:03 Don't, man, fuck's sake.
00:46:05 You're right. Keep it to myself, I will.
00:46:09 - Cherish it.
00:46:11 Relish it, I will.
00:46:15 So, you relish being out of a job?
00:46:17 Fucking right.
00:46:21 - No Henderson.
00:46:23 - Being free of that fuck.
00:46:27 - Are you off, Mr. Henderson?
00:46:30 A little R&R, as they say in the States.
00:46:34 Isn't it lucky for some?
00:46:39 I am the boss.
00:46:42 I have authority.
00:46:46 You are the minion.
00:46:49 You're beneath.
00:46:52 I have the power.
00:46:55 What do I have?
00:46:57 I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Speak up.
00:47:02 That's right.
00:47:05 That's absolutely...
00:47:09 What the fuck?
00:47:47 - Where the hell is it?
00:47:50 Are you sitting on it?
00:47:52 Just do it manually.
00:48:01 This is good.
00:48:02 You can see the nocturnal activities...
00:48:06 No, I saw this one. Something else.
00:48:10 Is it under you?
00:48:21 Keep going. Come on.
00:48:25 No, back one.
00:48:27 Back one.