Interstate 60

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00:00:38 There is this theory.
00:00:39 Given an infinite univers
00:00:42 all things will happen.
00:00:43 That means that every event is inevitable
00:00:45 including those that are impossible.
00:00:47 that's as good explenation
00:00:52 Now, a lot of stories start in bars,
00:00:55 Not because that I was there.
00:00:57 But because it is a dam good
00:01:01 fella.
00:01:03 Legends of every major culture,
00:01:06 whose purpose is to grand wishes.
00:01:08 except Americas.
00:01:09 The Arabs have Jinni's...
00:01:12 The Chinese have dragons and monkeys...
00:01:15 What do we have?
00:01:19 Santa Clause?
00:01:21 Santa Clause just brings presents,
00:01:23 See he grants wishes.
00:01:26 Zak, saints predate American culture,
00:01:29 All right, I give up.
00:01:30 - What do we have here?
00:01:33 That's my theses.
00:01:34 Our culture is unique in having no such mythology.
00:01:37 Oh you're wrong my friend.
00:01:39 Excuse me?
00:01:41 There is a fella in America,
00:01:45 Ad only one to a customer.
00:01:47 And who is this fella?
00:01:50 O.W. Grant.
00:01:52 That's his usual name,
00:01:54 And he's a loose sun of a bitch.
00:01:56 You'd get easier time
00:01:58 So how come, we've never heard
00:02:01 You haven't heard O.W. Grant,
00:02:04 Ireland or Arabia...
00:02:08 Let me gess
00:02:10 I met him out at interstate 60.
00:02:13 Accidental. That's his way.
00:02:17 He just kinda happens in to them,
00:02:21 until he does it.
00:02:23 And mostly messes with them, plays tricks,
00:02:25 'cause that's his way too,
00:02:28 if he takes a shine to you...
00:02:31 Now, one story says,
00:02:34 came over here with Irish.
00:02:36 Now, midgets are notorious ???..
00:02:38 This leprechaun goes and knocks up a Shien Indian...
00:02:42 Shien get the land taken away
00:02:46 half-breed with magical powers.
00:02:50 - Interstate 60, you said?
00:02:55 So, what does this O.W. Grant look like?
00:02:58 Red bow tie.
00:02:59 He smokes a pipe,
00:03:03 Maybe you'd be better of writing your theses
00:03:07 He'd probable rather not have
00:03:09 You got it.
00:03:10 Good night.
00:03:16 Hey Quincy, check this out
00:03:17 There is no Interstate 60.
00:03:21 I 65, 64, 66, and 69.
00:03:24 No I 60.
00:03:27 I guess tonight's everybody's fool-of-shit night.
00:03:30 Guy with a red bow tie and a monkey pipe,
00:03:34 Right.
00:03:47 No, damm it, look,
00:03:48 I need, that bidding before twelve...
00:03:50 yeah it's critical, just,
00:03:57 Holy shit!
00:04:01 Broken jaw.
00:04:02 I'm sorry myster,
00:04:07 Are, are you OK
00:04:10 Are you all right?
00:04:11 Jesus.
00:04:13 Don't!
00:04:15 Oh man!
00:04:16 My bike!
00:04:18 Look, I'm sorry
00:04:21 Oh God damm it!
00:04:23 Oh God damm it!
00:04:25 Oh shit...
00:04:27 Oh fuck.
00:04:28 I've got a sails meeting at 11 o'clock,
00:04:32 My phone
00:04:35 God damm it!
00:04:36 Oh I say everything happens
00:04:38 May I gues,
00:04:41 I, for one, did not need this shit
00:04:43 Not today.
00:04:46 Oh God damm it!
00:04:49 I wish, it hadn't happened... I wish, it hadn't happened!
00:04:52 Was that your wish?
00:04:53 If you had a wish,
00:04:55 Fucken-A right!
00:04:58 Granted!
00:04:59 Mr. Baker.
00:05:01 How did you know my name?
00:05:27 yeah, I need the bidding before 12...
00:05:29 yeah it is critical...
00:05:32 look, just call West
00:05:36 Get it...
00:05:40 I said...
00:05:45 Some people just don't know what to wish for.
00:06:15 As for my part in this storie,
00:06:18 September 18th.
00:06:19 My birthday.
00:06:23 Oh, I'm Neal Oliver.
00:06:25 And this mess, is my apartment
00:06:28 Where at this particular moment
00:06:33 Should I wear a tie to lunch?
00:06:49 Damm.
00:06:54 Happy birthday Neal.
00:06:57 Truth.
00:06:58 You are not mad,
00:07:00 No, no no no.
00:07:01 I mean how cool it you be for you,
00:07:05 No aa. You have got to wait until lunch.
00:07:08 But you can open this.
00:07:15 It's the reality check.
00:07:18 We should at least open it.
00:07:20 I can tell a rejection by weight.
00:07:26 You are the wrong sex, the wrong colour
00:07:31 Just don't, don't mention anything
00:07:35 You are so wired.
00:07:36 What?
00:07:37 Well, you actually suppose to cut your grapefruit in half
00:07:40 not peel it, and eat it like an orange.
00:07:43 Oh look... it's her.
00:07:45 Again.
00:07:46 Should I be like jealous?
00:07:48 Oh, maybe if she was real.
00:07:51 So, I had another dream about her,
00:07:53 She was in jail...
00:07:56 I'll tell you what it means.
00:08:00 and made a subconscious impression,
00:08:02 the impression came back to you in a deam,
00:08:04 which made the impression stronger.
00:08:08 Now it's a vicious cicle.
00:08:13 Well, thank you Karl Young.
00:08:15 Fact is, I enjoy drawing her.
00:08:17 But, am I...
00:08:20 'cause today is the deadline of the Conrada Competition.
00:08:22 Should I even inner these?
00:08:24 Don't ask me Neal.
00:08:25 I don't want to be judgmental.
00:08:27 But I do know, that just because you enjoy doing something,
00:08:35 Should I enter a painting in a Conrada Competition?
00:08:53 Here,
00:08:55 As I said it all started on my 22 birthday.
00:08:58 Specifically here.
00:08:59 At my traditional birthday lunch.
00:09:01 As always, my father has picked the restaurant.
00:09:04 Attending with the usual suspects.
00:09:06 Sally, who my parents actually liked
00:09:10 My dad. Daniel.
00:09:12 My mom. Marleen.
00:09:14 And my sister
00:09:16 Put on earth by the grace of God,
00:09:31 So what did you wish for?
00:09:35 I'm guessing...
00:09:38 God forbid.
00:09:41 Oh no, Neal you didn't.
00:09:43 Why, if I tell her, it wont come true.
00:09:45 Actually that's no wife's tail.
00:09:47 The truth is, you should always tell your wish.
00:09:49 Kinda Carma thing.
00:09:52 Then it just might come true.
00:09:54 Never heard that before.
00:09:55 Oh, it's true.
00:09:57 I know.
00:09:58 I'll cut this for you.
00:10:01 OK, so now you have to tell us.
00:10:04 Yeah, come on,
00:10:09 I wished for...
00:10:12 an answer.
00:10:15 An answer,OK
00:10:18 An answer to my life.
00:10:21 Here it is.
00:10:22 Happy birthday son.
00:10:24 Your admition
00:10:27 Just do the interviev
00:10:30 and you're in.
00:10:31 It's all aranged.
00:10:32 And you can take that to the bank.
00:10:34 Dad, I told you,
00:10:37 Well, I can be sure for the both of us.
00:10:42 Last candle gone.
00:10:44 Take it with you.
00:10:46 That is,
00:10:50 Thanks.
00:10:52 Oh, cool.
00:10:55 That's my color too. Thank you.
00:11:09 Sable brushes.
00:11:10 Nanc.
00:11:14 You are welcome.
00:11:15 As for last.
00:11:17 Happy birthday son.
00:11:23 Isn't it perfect?
00:11:25 Fire engin red.
00:11:26 You have no idea,
00:11:30 Fule injected. 160 KM.
00:11:34 Yeah, I even got you special plates.
00:11:37 Oh boy, I would have killed for a car like this,
00:11:40 A, you know I thought it was high time for an image changen,
00:11:44 Now, you see, the engine is a 2,5 liter...
00:11:49 As usuall,
00:11:51 His idea of cool.
00:11:52 Red was his colour.
00:11:54 It was his pet fraze on the licence plates.
00:11:56 Clearely he was excepting me,
00:11:59 Well? Isn't it the best present,
00:12:02 It's awsome.
00:12:06 Well, son...
00:12:08 Neal!
00:12:09 Oh my God!
00:12:10 Son!.
00:12:12 Somebody call 911.
00:12:14 Neal, Neal,
00:12:17 Talk to me son.
00:12:19 Neal.
00:12:50 Get better soon honey,
00:12:55 St. Louises finest increst.
00:13:00 You're all right Neal?
00:13:02 Yeah, yeah, just...
00:13:04 it only hurts when I think.
00:13:06 They want to keep me overnight,
00:13:08 make sure,
00:13:14 You're goddess, Nanc.
00:13:15 I know.
00:13:16 So, what's your perception
00:13:19 who buys you the gift,
00:13:23 About the same as toxic wastes.
00:13:25 Your perception is fine.
00:13:27 That is one hell of a way
00:13:32 Mom and dad are going to be here soon,
00:13:35 Lies.
00:13:38 The truth just gonna piss him of.
00:13:40 Well maybe that's a good thing.
00:13:42 No, no.
00:13:43 Because then I' gonna get the hole riff,
00:13:46 It's just easy if I role with it.
00:13:48 And maybe someone will steal it.
00:13:58 First a little visual warm up?
00:14:01 I'll hold up a card, you name the suit.
00:14:05 Let's see if you can keep up.
00:14:08 OK.
00:14:10 Diamond.
00:14:12 Club.
00:14:13 Spade.
00:14:14 Hart.
00:14:15 Diamond.
00:14:16 Spade.
00:14:17 Diamond.
00:14:18 Hart.
00:14:19 Club.
00:14:21 Hart.
00:14:22 Diamond.
00:14:23 Club.
00:14:24 Spade.
00:14:25 Club.
00:14:26 Hart.
00:14:27 Club.
00:14:28 Spade.
00:14:29 Hart.
00:14:32 Did I pass?
00:14:33 No.
00:14:37 But a few people do.
00:14:39 Black harts, red spades?.
00:14:42 Come on,
00:14:44 Aa, experience has conditioned you,
00:14:47 and all spades are black.
00:14:49 Because their shapes are similar.
00:14:50 It's easier for your mind
00:14:53 based on that passed experience.
00:14:54 Then open to an idea that they can be different.
00:14:57 We see what we expect to see.
00:14:59 Not necessarily, what's really there.
00:15:02 Children,
00:15:07 Makes you wonder how many other things
00:15:13 that you can't expirience,
00:15:16 If we'll do the test again
00:15:19 Once you are aware,
00:15:23 you'll be able to parse them.
00:15:25 Your brain is wired,
00:15:28 It's easy
00:15:31 But the places in between, off the highway.
00:15:36 Even thou they're there, most people just zip right pass them.
00:15:41 Well, that's cool trick
00:15:43 But there aren't any card games with red spades and black harts.
00:15:46 Well, how do you know?
00:15:55 Mr. Oliver.
00:15:57 You ready to take some tests?
00:16:00 Yeah.
00:16:03 Well, that was,
00:16:06 Who?
00:16:07 Ray...
00:16:10 You know, the tricked cards.
00:16:11 No, there is no one on staff, named Ray.
00:16:14 No, he was just here.
00:16:16 Wacky guy, with the cards...
00:16:19 The staff wears blue here,
00:16:20 But we can test your color perception.
00:16:25 Dropped seven of harts.
00:16:31 Come on in son.
00:16:34 So, how's that new car?.
00:16:36 - Awesome?
00:16:41 What is on your mind, son?
00:16:46 I'm not so sure
00:16:50 Seams little too easy, you know.
00:16:53 I spent years working very hard,
00:16:56 What? You want to work nights
00:16:59 Come on dad,
00:17:01 Son, let me give you
00:17:03 And you can take it to the bank.
00:17:05 When ever someon ofers you an advantage,
00:17:07 And this program is an adventage.
00:17:09 It will get you
00:17:12 America needs another lawyer.
00:17:13 Another good lawyer.
00:17:17 - That was costs 30 000?
00:17:19 I out bid two major collectors,
00:17:22 It's a lot of money for a drop cloth.
00:17:25 That shows you how much you know
00:17:27 He's a name artist.
00:17:30 the operative wolud been if,
00:17:35 Look dad,
00:17:37 I thought about,
00:17:40 Time off for what?
00:17:42 Sort of take stock, you know,
00:17:45 Wast your time with your art?
00:17:46 It's a hobby son.
00:17:50 Look, I got you into Bradford,
00:17:52 and he wont be next year.
00:17:54 So if you don't take adventage of it now,
00:17:57 Why not just go thru the program?
00:17:59 If you ultimately decide, law school is not for you,
00:18:04 But at least you'll be Bradford ???
00:18:09 Then you can... figure things out.
00:18:12 So you're going Bradford, ha.
00:18:14 - I thought you weren't sure.
00:18:17 I think it would be stupid,
00:18:19 Can't let down the old man.
00:18:22 Bouth you of a fancy car?
00:18:24 He's maximaizing his options Hrank,
00:18:26 We should be saportive,
00:18:37 Look for the good in your felloman.
00:18:41 The warm wind of romance
00:18:45 With good helth,
00:18:54 October 15th.
00:18:56 Let me see that.
00:19:00 OK, you got me.
00:19:06 What the hell?
00:19:17 I would never get on that shit, never.
00:19:20 Just, leve everything behind,
00:19:23 I can't believe that you would Neal.
00:19:25 Just, leve your friends, and your family,
00:19:30 Hey, earth to Neal.
00:19:34 Sally my fortune.
00:19:35 Didn't it say:
00:19:38 Obviousely it didn't.
00:19:39 At the restaurant, when I showed it to you,
00:19:42 Why do you make such a big deal about this?
00:19:43 Because it is bugging me.
00:19:46 You're just projecting your anxiety, about your decision,
00:19:50 It's OK.
00:19:53 Because that's who you are.
00:19:57 Here.. Just take a nice deep breath, relax.
00:20:00 Sally, listen to me.
00:20:01 What are the chances?
00:20:03 That of all cookies in that kitchen,
00:20:05 that exact one ended up on a plate,
00:20:08 and I picked it?
00:20:09 It was blank, Neal.
00:20:10 The fortune was blank.
00:20:17 I projected?
00:20:19 Right.
00:20:20 That was the politicaly correct way to say I was seeing things.
00:20:26 I worked graveyard shifts at the grocert wearhouse,
00:20:31 I liked it for three reasons.
00:20:33 I got the job on my own.
00:20:34 It paid enough,
00:20:37 And it annoyed Daniel
00:20:42 I hear you are quit'n
00:20:47 Well, lucky dud.
00:20:50 Hey, Curby.
00:20:52 You just remember that
00:20:55 Its always gonna be more the same.
00:20:57 Another Highschool.
00:20:59 - Highschool?
00:21:00 Everything in life is like Highschool.
00:21:03 You take this place.
00:21:05 Insted of pronciple,
00:21:07 Insted of teachers,
00:21:09 Insted of asignments,
00:21:12 and, if you fuck up them work orders you,
00:21:15 Insted expelled.
00:21:18 Oh yeah, names are different,
00:21:22 Highschool.
00:21:27 Damaged goods.
00:21:29 Well, store can't sell them.
00:21:38 Is he right Otis?
00:21:42 Yeah, if you look at it like that.
00:21:44 I mean, look at me,
00:21:47 take shipement to the stores,
00:21:49 see those same people,
00:21:52 see those same people...
00:21:56 See.
00:21:57 I like seeing those people.
00:22:01 If I want something different,
00:22:04 Eat at a different place,
00:22:08 See I never went to highschool...
00:22:12 Look at them.
00:22:13 In the morning thay will get up,
00:22:16 And the paste will be on the shelves where it always is,
00:22:18 and not one of them will give
00:22:22 Holy shit.
00:22:23 That's her.
00:22:26 I must have seen her on the bilbord,
00:22:30 You dream about her?
00:22:31 Yeah,yeah,
00:22:33 Pretty silly, huh.
00:22:34 Maybe it means something.
00:22:36 Like what?
00:22:38 Like the thunderbolt, you know,
00:22:40 Come on Otis, that's just ferrietales stuff.
00:22:43 That's how I met my wife.
00:22:45 Spotted her in a crowd at the river fornt,
00:22:49 Couldn't take my eyes of her.
00:22:52 but I was stearing at her.
00:22:54 And I just knew.
00:22:57 Well. See, all my girlfriends,
00:23:01 Jennet was so opinionated about my art,
00:23:05 So I found Sally,
00:23:08 Meanwhile she's
00:23:11 So she is not the one either.
00:23:14 Maybe you should go after her?
00:23:16 Girl like that. She's a model,
00:23:20 Guys with big portfolios.
00:23:23 Yeah, I think it's kinda childish idea.
00:23:25 Chasing a dream.
00:23:35 Hi, your bilboard on Delmar&Wicker's,
00:23:39 Yeah, whose adagency is that?
00:23:42 No, no no... Next to the Casino Queen bilbord.
00:23:44 The girls with the phone,
00:23:49 Blank?! No, no It can't be blank.
00:23:51 I was just there.
00:23:54 No, I just saw it!
00:24:04 Hey, what is the sign on the right said?
00:24:08 What, are you nuts?
00:24:39 Neal Oliver.
00:24:43 September 25th. 10 AM .
00:24:46 Suite 1300.
00:24:47 No rescheduling.
00:24:49 - Neal Oliver, your appointment...
00:24:51 Hello?
00:24:53 Hello?
00:24:53 10 AM. 555 Olive Street.
00:25:58 Morning, Mr. Oliver.
00:25:59 Why don't show, you actyally show up.
00:26:02 Not everyone does.
00:26:05 Ray?
00:26:06 I've got a job for you.
00:26:08 Drive cross country.
00:26:12 Right, what the gell is going on here Ray?
00:26:15 In firtune cookies...
00:26:16 I mean wird messages...
00:26:18 Black Harts, or red Spades.
00:26:22 What's it all about?
00:26:24 It's all about you, Neal.
00:26:25 It's all about you.
00:26:28 Here's the job.
00:26:33 Misspelled Denver.
00:26:34 Yeah, I know.
00:26:37 OK, so why my?
00:26:39 Why not FedEx?
00:26:40 What's in here, any way?
00:26:41 Can't really say.
00:26:42 Yoy can't really say, because you don't know,
00:26:46 Either way, the result is the same.
00:26:49 So what is this job pay?
00:26:51 Can't really say.
00:26:53 What's the catch?
00:26:54 Or you can't say that either?
00:26:56 Alwayes wanted the answers,
00:26:58 Consider it, an interesting way to break in the new century.
00:27:03 Or simply,
00:27:06 Before the Bradford interviev.
00:27:09 How do you know about that?
00:27:12 Open it.
00:27:24 Sit down.
00:27:29 Here'e the deal.
00:27:30 If you walk out of here with that package,
00:27:34 You don't loose it, you don't open it,
00:27:39 You'll be compensated on the other end.
00:27:42 Go by way of Interstate 60.
00:27:46 Delivery date is October 2th.
00:27:48 So you'll have time to visite some towns,
00:27:53 See what's out there.
00:27:54 Pick up some traveler's tales.
00:27:57 High way expiriences.
00:28:00 Episodes of the Rode.
00:28:03 This is too surreal.
00:28:05 I mean, you, this office,
00:28:11 My alarm clock gonna go off any second.
00:28:15 Rise and shine.
00:28:19 You'll awake Neal.
00:28:31 It's our standard fold.
00:28:41 And I leed you to seal it with the drop of your blood.
00:28:44 Blood?
00:28:45 Of course.
00:28:49 Just kidding.
00:28:51 Tradicionally, a man means what he says,
00:28:59 All right.
00:29:03 Oh, one more thing.
00:29:05 There's a killer out there.
00:29:11 Now you tell me?
00:29:12 After I sign?
00:29:13 The journey of life
00:29:16 This killer,
00:29:18 -Who said it's a man?
00:29:22 It's not this Robin Fields, is it?
00:29:25 I know... you can't really say.
00:29:31 I didn't misspell the name of that town.
00:29:34 You'll find it.
00:29:36 Just go west, on Interstate 60.
00:29:39 Look, we've been over this.
00:29:43 There's US 60.
00:29:45 Look... there's got to be.
00:29:47 Well look at here. Here is 70.
00:29:49 The next major route south is 40.
00:29:52 So if there was an I 60,
00:29:57 But, ass you can see, it's not there.
00:29:59 It simply doesn't exist.
00:30:01 Where do you find a highway, that doesn't exist?
00:30:04 Well, I decided to look where it be if it did exist.
00:30:07 Ray said, you don't find hidden places,
00:30:11 So, I skipped well travelled Interstere 55,
00:30:26 And there she was again.
00:30:28 Telling me, I was right.
00:30:30 I was fast becoming a believer in signs.
00:30:39 It's you I'm delivering this package, isn't it?
00:30:42 You're Robin Fields.
00:30:46 Now it makes all sense.
00:30:49 Cool. Very cool.
00:30:51 Very, very cool.
00:31:24 You are the waiter, from my birthday party
00:31:26 O.W. Grant.
00:31:28 Neal Oliver.
00:31:29 It's a strange coincidence,
00:31:32 Onely if you believe in coincidence.
00:31:34 I prefer inevitability.
00:31:36 Every event is inevitable.
00:31:37 If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen.
00:31:40 Right.
00:31:42 Oh, I forgor to give you, your birthday present.
00:31:57 Remember your wish?
00:31:59 An answer.
00:32:00 - Yeah
00:32:01 Yeah, gets grater.
00:32:03 Go on, go ahead. Try it.
00:32:05 Yes or No questions.
00:32:08 OK, yhm...
00:32:22 I told you, it get grater.
00:32:26 Who are you mister?
00:32:27 The O.W stadns for One Wish.
00:32:31 That's what I do.
00:32:32 I grant wishes.
00:32:33 One to a customer.
00:32:35 Your was more interesting,
00:32:37 Opening.
00:32:38 Sicnefies(?) story(?) insted of greed.
00:32:40 That's what I get most of the time.
00:32:42 gimmi, gimmi, gimmi,
00:32:43 gimmi this, gimmi that...
00:32:45 Usually money, or sex,
00:32:48 How I deliver.
00:32:53 Eith Ball, is this guy bullshititng me?
00:33:05 Come on.
00:33:08 Let's find that rode.
00:33:16 Now, one young couple wished to be married.
00:33:20 So I blue up their car.
00:33:25 Another guy. He wanted grate, perfect sex every day,
00:33:28 with his choice gorgeous wommen. No pregnancys.
00:33:30 So...
00:33:31 Everyday ther is a FedEx delivery...
00:33:35 box of tissues.
00:33:36 There's the Stop sign.
00:33:56 There is a sign post,
00:34:02 Son of a bitch.
00:34:08 It was inevitable.
00:34:34 So, I thought all Interstaes were divided highways,
00:34:38 No, when highway doesn't officially exist.
00:34:47 OK, so how is it, we're on a highway,
00:34:50 going to a towns, that presumably don't exist?
00:34:52 Well, there are unlisted phone numbers, right?
00:34:58 I don't buy it.
00:35:00 Better explenation.
00:35:03 OK. How about it's a...
00:35:07 Or you're in a dream.
00:35:08 Or it has something to do
00:35:10 Or... you're in a coma
00:35:12 Or maybe...
00:35:16 You're dead.
00:35:19 Well?
00:35:21 Well, what do you want kid?
00:35:23 I just gave you not one explenation,
00:35:25 All reasonable.
00:35:27 You want an answer,
00:35:29 It want change anything.
00:35:30 You, you took a job,
00:35:33 Yeah, but it could change something.
00:35:35 So, what if I'm dead?
00:35:38 What if I'm dead, right now.
00:35:39 There is no reason,
00:35:41 OK, go ahead.
00:35:47 But that's way you accelerated in way of the big semity,
00:35:50 which should be in about 25 seconds, I figure.
00:35:52 Come to this.
00:35:55 Then, this is the after life,
00:35:57 and you made a deal with a guy,
00:36:00 who knew everything about you,
00:36:02 Now who do you think,
00:36:05 And...
00:36:16 Maybe you good a point.
00:36:18 Maby I do.
00:36:22 Oh, I love this highway.
00:36:30 Me?
00:36:33 I see life, ass..
00:36:36 You know,
00:36:39 Me, I'm one of my own biggest fans.
00:36:42 And one of my favourites,
00:36:47 Now.
00:37:04 Yeah, can I take your order?
00:37:06 15 double-cheeseburgers, please.
00:37:08 15 double-cheese to go.
00:37:10 Oh, not to go.
00:37:12 Hold the order.
00:37:13 You're going to eat 15 double-cheeseburgers,
00:37:16 Yeah.
00:37:17 Why, they are real big?
00:37:19 Way to many.
00:37:23 All right. Twelve then.
00:37:26 Look,
00:37:28 Well I don't know.
00:37:32 Hay fella.
00:37:35 as much as twelve.
00:37:37 So, what you're saying is,
00:37:40 My hundret says you can't eat six double-cheese.
00:37:43 Well, I'm kinda hungry.
00:37:47 Twelve is to many burgers.
00:37:49 Make it two double-cheese, three orders of fried chicken, one be-all tee,
00:37:57 Turkey club and, two bolls chilli extra onions.
00:38:01 And one piece of each of those pies.
00:38:04 One piece of each of thiese pies?
00:38:06 Anything else?
00:38:08 Three order onion rings.
00:38:10 That's much more sensible lunch,
00:38:14 Oh, and old pickles.
00:38:18 Free bucks.
00:38:20 If you can finishe all that food,
00:38:25 Whit out getting up from that counter,
00:38:30 I'm not much of a bet, man.
00:38:32 Two to One odds then...
00:38:36 That's 300 to mine...
00:38:40 Well, what the Hell.
00:38:43 It's onely money.
00:38:50 Hal...
00:38:51 You better hold one to this money.
00:38:53 Sure.
00:38:57 Yeah, I'll take some of that.
00:38:59 Eight Ball, is this guy gonna really eat all that food?
00:39:09 Can I yhm...
00:39:11 Ask him.
00:39:12 No I like long shots.
00:39:14 You're crazy your knees.
00:39:16 My money just ass good, right.
00:39:18 Hell about me.
00:39:20 Sir,
00:39:32 There's your order.
00:39:34 All right. It's 13:10.
00:39:38 Wait.
00:39:41 Ketchup, please.
00:40:20 Thanks.
00:40:22 All right... What's the trick?
00:40:24 Trick?
00:40:25 Where is the food?
00:40:26 Can't all be in your stomach.
00:40:28 Actually, I don't know.
00:40:30 The fact is, I always loved eating.
00:40:33 Go into a restaurant,
00:40:36 But, I was always frustrated,
00:40:41 Well, 17 years ago,
00:40:45 And amazingly enough it came true.
00:40:48 Now I have, what you might call,
00:40:51 Onely I have to keep eating like this,
00:40:54 Gets expensive.
00:40:56 So, I travel a lot,
00:41:02 That's a good one.
00:41:05 Excuse me, mister.
00:41:08 I've got to know one thing.
00:41:10 Do you still love eating?
00:41:12 No...
00:41:18 Listen kid...
00:41:20 Nobody minds money taken by that guy,
00:41:24 But I drow a line over what you did.
00:41:26 What did I do?
00:41:27 I just bet the right horse, that's all.
00:41:29 You run on it. I know a hustle when I see one.
00:41:31 I played a hunch, I swear to God.
00:41:34 But your friend, there has.
00:41:35 Haven't you fella?
00:41:37 Oh, I wont deny it.
00:41:39 Now,
00:41:42 Look sir, I won a cupple bets.
00:41:45 I am the police.
00:41:49 Sorry about that.
00:41:55 That's all my money.
00:41:56 Hit the rode, fellas.
00:42:01 OK, so what's your game mr. Grant.
00:42:05 just before it happens,
00:42:06 and it's just like
00:42:07 Oh, don't take it personal kid.
00:42:09 I fuck with everybody.
00:42:11 That's what I do.
00:42:12 If I tie highly recommended as an unending sorce of amusement.
00:42:16 And as far as knowing what's gonna happen.
00:42:20 the past, the present, the future,
00:42:22 the "What if some maybe's, rodes not taken",
00:42:26 could all converge, get jumble up.
00:42:29 I just happen to be tuned into it.
00:42:33 So what are you?
00:42:36 Just, picking up certalin people to give him a wish?
00:42:39 No... no,
00:42:42 I'm a Joker...
00:42:47 But, why do it?
00:42:49 I enjoy it.
00:42:50 You should always find something to do,
00:42:53 Although I will admit I have been concidering a career change.
00:42:57 Job in a convenience store...
00:42:59 Or maybe becoming...
00:43:01 a male prostitute.
00:43:03 You're gey?
00:43:07 - You're fucking with me, aren't you?
00:43:10 Fact is I'm a virgin.
00:43:13 I always will be.
00:43:15 My penis...
00:43:18 when I was nine.
00:43:19 Yeah, right.
00:43:22 You want to see it?
00:43:26 Yeah... show me.
00:43:36 Holy shit.
00:43:40 Oh, God...
00:43:42 Oh, let me tell you, the world is very different pace,
00:43:47 or responding sexually to everything...
00:43:49 Yeah.
00:43:52 That is a ruby.
00:43:54 Wait, how would you know?
00:43:56 How would you know,
00:43:59 Now you're thinking.
00:44:01 You'd be suprised,
00:44:04 Sounds right,
00:44:07 As I say.
00:44:08 Messing with peoples heads,
00:44:12 You should try it.
00:44:14 Some nice scenery coming up ahead.
00:44:31 Hello Lyn...
00:44:34 If you're going west.
00:44:36 Then, that's my way.
00:44:37 Hey, why don't you hop in the back,
00:44:41 and if I'm in the front,
00:44:44 And if you're in the back...
00:44:53 I'm Laura.
00:44:54 Neal.
00:44:55 Oh, and that's Mr. Grant.
00:44:58 So, where you going Lauro?
00:45:00 Me?
00:45:01 Oh, I'm going to a...
00:45:04 find a perfect fuck.
00:45:08 Wow, that's an interesting destination.
00:45:10 Yeah, ever been ther?
00:45:11 - Can't say that I have.
00:45:13 But so far chips have been pretty exciting.
00:45:17 Onely, how will you know,
00:45:20 That is the problem.
00:45:23 but you don't need to here about it.
00:45:27 Sure, sure I do.
00:45:28 The first time, wasn't that grate.
00:45:31 I'm thinking:
00:45:32 This is what all these songs are written about?
00:45:36 Second time was a little bit better.
00:45:38 Third time, now that was a hot time.
00:45:42 Forth time, not as good as the third time.
00:45:45 But once I've done it enough to have all this expiriences to compare,
00:45:50 I mean,
00:45:53 You know, how much better,
00:45:57 So this became my quest.
00:45:59 No, there is times,
00:46:02 But my obsession,
00:46:06 You little stun muffin.
00:46:12 Any guy turned you down before?
00:46:14 No, unless he was gey.
00:46:19 OK...
00:46:27 2461.
00:46:32 But I have got a very,
00:46:36 and there's something very, very special.
00:46:41 - I think I'm gonna pass, Laura.
00:46:44 Guyes don't pass.
00:46:47 Oh, I'm clean, there is no disease,
00:46:51 I've got condoms...
00:46:56 Come on Neal...
00:47:07 I'm not doing it. Period.
00:47:09 So, you just.
00:47:11 You meet a real woman
00:47:15 Think you want measure up, hm?
00:47:17 Well, you'll never know,
00:47:19 Because if I don't do it...
00:47:21 I want be number 2000 and whatever.
00:47:24 I'll be number One.
00:47:25 That one guy.
00:47:28 You stay up at night,
00:47:31 Was he the One?
00:47:33 The answer is yes.
00:47:36 The one you never had...
00:47:37 Perfect on every way...
00:47:38 Look, stop it, stop it...
00:47:41 This is Zen thing, it's amazing...
00:47:44 Well, you can fuck me.
00:47:47 My mind fuck, and it was terrible.
00:47:50 It was good for me.
00:47:52 What about you Mr.?
00:47:53 I'll bet,
00:47:55 You're man enough to be in my book?
00:47:57 Oh, Hell yes.
00:47:59 But I sometimes got little troubles...
00:48:06 Let me take care of that baby.
00:48:31 Now, that's a museum you'd really appreciate.
00:48:38 What is it? A bunch of bogass paintings
00:48:40 Stop in Renburg.
00:48:42 You'll find it very...
00:48:50 450 mile to Danver.
00:48:51 Quarter tank of gas, and no money.
00:48:54 Well, by Columbus had sailed,
00:49:02 Stop!
00:49:03 Help. Stop!
00:49:07 Jesus lady...
00:49:08 Help my, please, my son...
00:49:12 Will you take me there?
00:49:14 Look I' sorry,
00:49:16 I'll pay you... 53 dolars...
00:49:19 Help my find my son, please.
00:49:21 You need money.
00:49:23 Coincidence?
00:49:27 - All right, hop in. I'll take you.
00:49:30 Well, I'll hop out.
00:49:32 You're geting in tune with the highway.
00:49:35 Say,
00:49:37 that's important.
00:49:45 Good luck Neal.
00:49:47 Hey, wait a minute. Am I gonna see you again?
00:49:49 Always wanting an answer.
00:49:51 Well, maybe you'll find it in Banton.
00:50:01 I'll pay you the rest,
00:50:05 Oh, I'm Susan Ross.
00:50:07 Neal Oliver.
00:50:10 - So, how old is Filip, Susan?
00:50:14 He's my baby.
00:50:16 He's all I have.
00:50:18 He's run away before,
00:50:22 God I am so scared...
00:50:23 What if I never find him?
00:50:25 - Well, did you call the Police?
00:50:29 It's not like I've been a bad mother.
00:50:32 it's just...
00:50:36 We're gonna find him Susan.
00:50:38 We'll find him.
00:50:49 It is illegal to sell,
00:50:53 {Y:I}beyond the city limits, under penalty of law.
00:50:56 {Y:I}Be warn, it is highly addictive.
00:50:58 {Y:I}Even in small doses.
00:51:01 {Y:I}Withdraw from Euphoria, has known to cause injury and death.
00:51:05 {Y:I}All responsible citizens, are urged to avoid this drug at all costs,
00:51:13 {Y:I}Euphoria is legal in Banton,
00:51:19 - However it is illegal...
00:51:26 Maybe we should talk to the Police?
00:51:28 {Y:I}Come on.
00:51:29 16-year-old,
00:51:34 Sorry,
00:52:00 {Y:I}The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes.
00:52:42 First timers?
00:52:45 Are you aware,
00:52:48 that it is dangerous, and addictive substance,
00:52:53 Well, how can we not be?
00:52:55 Go on.
00:53:36 You'll need this.
00:53:37 No, thanks.
00:53:39 Don't be stupid.
00:53:42 This is the answer.
00:53:43 This is to everything.
00:53:45 And you really need it.
00:53:48 Susan!
00:53:50 He's over here.
00:53:54 Filip.
00:53:55 Oh, thank God,
00:53:57 Please, let's go home.
00:53:58 Chill ma, I am home.
00:54:00 See this? This is the place.
00:54:03 You can't stay here.
00:54:05 Fuck off.
00:54:06 Who's this?
00:54:07 New stud boyfriend?
00:54:09 Sure can digg him.
00:54:11 - You've got school.
00:54:12 I've got Euphoria.
00:54:14 Here, try some mom, the best.
00:54:16 Filip.
00:54:18 Yo, I'm in legal age here.
00:54:20 I can do anything I want.
00:54:23 You stole my car.
00:54:25 It's in the yard. Take it.
00:54:26 I don't want it.
00:54:28 No, you take me there.
00:54:30 Go away. Leave me alone
00:54:32 Hey, what's a matter with you?
00:54:34 What's going on her?
00:54:36 Filip come home.
00:54:37 - That's it.
00:54:40 The fact is ma'am, here your son's legal age.
00:54:44 He wants to stay...
00:54:48 And...
00:54:50 He wants to stay.
00:54:53 No, thay all do.
00:54:55 But he's just a boy.
00:54:58 Oh, no no.
00:54:59 He knew.
00:55:00 They all knew,
00:55:04 Yeah, but if this drug is so addictive,
00:55:06 Son...
00:55:08 This town had siriuse drug problem.
00:55:10 And all the problems that go along with it.
00:55:12 We tried everything.
00:55:13 Punishment for dealing, punishment for using.
00:55:17 tougher inforcement, jail,
00:55:21 But, it all came down to one thind.
00:55:24 Some folks...
00:55:27 So...
00:55:28 We came up with a radical solution...
00:55:31 Euphoria.
00:55:33 Syntatic drug, potent legal,
00:55:37 and we warn everyone, not to use it.
00:55:39 But like I said,
00:55:43 One hit of this, and you are hooked.
00:55:45 And we own them.
00:55:47 Camp controls the suplies
00:55:52 Live in our camps, eat our food, and still couple off jobs,
00:55:55 pick up spome trash, mow tha lawn,
00:55:59 And at night, man... party till you drop.
00:56:03 Patrol so intense,
00:56:08 It's an incredible achievemet, really.
00:56:10 Drug so powerfull, that it supresses the sex drive.
00:56:13 You know, how many rapes we had here last year?
00:56:15 None.
00:56:17 Are you saying Filip
00:56:22 With no sex deive?
00:56:24 He'll never marry.
00:56:26 I'll never have grandhildren?
00:56:28 It's ironick, isn't it?
00:56:30 Americans fought a war for freedom...
00:56:32 another one to end slavery.
00:56:34 What a Salomon choose to do with thair freedom?
00:56:36 Become slaves.
00:56:39 But they're humen beings.
00:56:42 They didn't know what thay be given up.
00:56:44 Thay made a choice.
00:56:47 But look at them.
00:56:49 They seam miserable to you.
00:56:51 They live a simple, happy life.
00:56:53 No decisions... no responsibilities...
00:56:56 No problems...
00:56:58 They found their answer.
00:57:01 You so shure,
00:57:04 It's like thay're animals.
00:57:06 Oh yeah, we're all animals.
00:57:08 Just that, some of us have different priorites.
00:57:22 Whatever your priorities are,
00:57:30 No, it's a nightmare.
00:57:33 I'll do anything.
00:57:34 All right than.
00:57:36 One.
00:57:38 and that way,
00:57:40 Hell, some parents
00:57:43 Kind of reverse pay back.
00:57:45 Two. You go home.
00:57:47 Try to find something else
00:57:51 Or three...
00:57:54 Join the party.
00:58:01 What should I do?
00:58:03 You're smart... tell me what to do.
00:58:08 I don't know.
00:58:09 I guess, if it was me...
00:58:12 I'd want to see my boy.
00:58:14 But he doesn't want to see me.
00:58:32 Oh, my God...
00:58:34 It's wonredful...
00:58:40 I... feel so... beautiful...
00:58:47 I never knew, I can be so...
00:58:52 happy.
00:58:59 Well, how about you son?
00:00:10 I never knew, I can be so...
00:00:14 happy.
00:00:22 Well, how about you son?
00:00:27 You want some?
00:00:40 No thanks.
00:00:41 I'll pass.
00:00:44 It's Ives here.
00:00:47 and short shifted the cleaning gallery again.
00:00:49 - Sand the Zoo keeper.
00:00:51 Well, guess you'll need a holer room for the night.
00:00:53 Plus, you get...
00:00:57 Finders fee?
00:00:58 Yeah, for her.
00:01:01 You've just increesed our labor-pool.
00:01:03 We pay for that, around here.
00:01:06 What's the matter son?
00:01:08 Somebody offeres you an adventage... take it.
00:01:16 I took the room,
00:01:18 I couldn't.
00:01:19 And even then I didn't sleep very well.
00:01:21 I never got the rest of the 53 bocks, but,
00:01:23 given the dynamics of Interstate 60,
00:01:25 I wasn't concerned.
00:01:26 I knew,
00:01:28 It was inevitable.
00:01:29 What did concerne me,
00:01:35 Eight Ball,
00:01:43 Can you be more specific?
00:01:48 Figures.
00:01:52 The inevitable something down the road,
00:01:55 and he was quite the character.
00:01:58 What's the deal there, mister?
00:02:01 Hey, Bob Cody.
00:02:04 I don't drive.
00:02:05 And I don't like to hitch-hike.
00:02:07 When hitch-hike, I'm at the marcy of the driver.
00:02:11 That's how I like it.
00:02:13 So.. you wonna work for me?
00:02:15 Well, I'm going to Danver.
00:02:18 Good. I'm going to Renburg.
00:02:20 Here's mine proposition.
00:02:22 You pay for gas, pay for your meals.
00:02:26 I pick radio stations, I initiate all conversations.
00:02:30 I'll pay you ten dolars casch every hour.
00:02:32 And the mileage money,
00:02:34 In all other matters...
00:02:40 So, we have a contract?
00:02:41 We have a contract.
00:02:49 So, who is my new employee?
00:02:51 Neal Oliver.
00:02:52 Mr. Oliver,
00:02:55 Or sir.
00:02:58 You got it sir.
00:03:02 He was going to Renburg.
00:03:05 Coincidence?
00:03:06 I knew then,
00:03:09 It was inevigtable.
00:03:10 Mr. Cody had rather
00:03:16 {Y:I}The choice is clear. The Orient 620.
00:03:21 See, that's a lie.
00:03:30 {Y:I}Guilt Signal.
00:03:36 That's another lie.
00:03:40 {Y:I}We're the United State's Post Office.
00:03:44 Oh, that's the biggest wopper of all.
00:03:48 You know,
00:03:52 {Y:I}I get no kick from champain...
00:03:58 There's an advert I can't figure?
00:04:00 What's warmer, the weather, the watter... girl?
00:04:03 She's pretty, though.
00:04:04 She's Robin Fields.
00:04:06 She's gorgeous.
00:04:07 Sir.
00:04:08 Well, you know her?
00:04:10 Not yet.
00:04:12 You're a lucky man.
00:04:15 Yeah, to be honest, I'm a little nervous about it...
00:04:18 Cuz, you know,
00:04:19 How do you start a conversation with the girl of your dreams,
00:04:23 Don's say anything.
00:04:26 Let her start.
00:04:30 That's, a good idea.
00:04:32 Sit back.
00:04:36 Son, you got a bag.
00:04:37 Yes sir, I do.
00:04:42 {Y:I} I get a kick out of youuuuuuuuuu....
00:04:51 Now there's a sing that's telling the truth,
00:04:55 Yeah, looks like a motel to me.
00:04:57 No, Frontiere...
00:05:00 No sir.
00:05:01 Well, he was an historian.
00:05:04 About a hundert years ago,
00:05:07 Said, the Frontiere was a...
00:05:11 Place for people to go,
00:05:14 So...
00:05:15 whanever were folks,
00:05:18 Nuts, malcontents, extremists...
00:05:22 Thay'd packed up and head for the Frontiere.
00:05:25 All the crackpods and trouble makers in Europa,
00:05:28 packed up, and went to a Frontiere,
00:05:30 which became, The Thirteen Colonies...
00:05:33 When some people couldn't fit in with that,
00:05:36 Which is why
00:05:42 Turned died in 1942, so,
00:05:45 He wond around long enought
00:05:48 when we ran out of Frontiere.
00:05:51 Some people say,
00:05:54 And they go off and
00:06:00 that's no Frontiere.
00:06:01 It's just another way for us
00:06:05 And we've created this phonyfrontiere with computers.
00:06:08 Which allows people to think thay've escaped...
00:06:12 Frontiere with acces fees...
00:06:15 What about Space?
00:06:18 Ah, Star Trek isn't Space.
00:06:21 Find fucken Frontiere, that is.
00:06:24 Besides, how many folks can just pack up,
00:06:30 Naa, the Frontiere is just here.
00:06:33 Interstate 60.
00:06:36 That's why I was put here.
00:06:38 Give people, who wanted a little different,
00:06:41 place to go.
00:06:43 Is that really true mister Cody?
00:06:45 If it isn't... it should be.
00:07:00 Excuse me... Excuse me...
00:07:03 Excuse my...
00:07:05 Can you help me out mister?
00:07:08 Will work for food, ehy?
00:07:10 OK...
00:07:16 Now,
00:07:19 Work.
00:07:20 Hey man.
00:07:23 Oh, excuse me.
00:07:27 it doesn't say "restricted menues", says "will work for food".
00:07:30 That's work.
00:07:31 What's the problem?
00:07:33 I ain't do'n it,
00:07:35 Now, let's be honest.
00:07:39 You just want a hand out,
00:07:42 And nothing wrong with that. Drinking...
00:07:45 And if you'd been straight about it,
00:07:48 But by holding up that sign.
00:07:52 Which I intend to hold you to.
00:07:54 Now...
00:07:59 Fuck you man.
00:08:02 so I don't gotta wash that fucken car.
00:08:04 Here's what I think of your fucken apple.
00:08:12 Well, now since you've took my food.
00:08:18 Wash it.
00:08:19 - Mr. Cody, this is really unimportant.
00:08:22 This jerk out here lying in writing?!
00:08:26 Especially not in writing.
00:08:28 You!
00:08:30 You, shot the fuck up!
00:08:32 Or I'm gonna cut you.
00:08:34 You all get out of here, now!
00:08:35 I'm gonna call the sheriff.
00:08:36 Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
00:08:38 You see, I've got lung cancer.
00:08:42 Onley...
00:08:46 It's dynamite.
00:08:47 Enought to take out everything in raydious of 150 yards.
00:08:51 I don't take two farts in a martini,
00:08:54 But if you do,
00:08:59 OK, OK mister... I'll clean it for you.
00:09:01 No!
00:09:03 He's got to do it.
00:09:04 What are you nuts?
00:09:06 Clean it!
00:09:07 Wash the car.
00:09:09 OK, OK! I'll wash it, all right!
00:09:12 Turn it of.
00:09:19 You'd rather call the sheriff,
00:09:23 I've got much simpler solution.
00:09:29 {Y:I}Grabe your cote, and snatch your hat.
00:09:36 {Y:I}Just direct your feet, to the sunny side fo the street.
00:09:43 Say what you mean, mean what you say.
00:09:47 You know, if everybody followed that rule,
00:09:53 Now, we still have a contract mr. Oliver.
00:09:56 Sure hope,
00:10:00 Thinking about it?
00:10:03 Doing it?
00:10:08 That's a very honest response.
00:10:10 That's a breath of fresh air.
00:10:14 Cigarette?
00:10:15 No, Thank you sir. I don't smoke.
00:10:18 I like ciggaretts.
00:10:21 Package says they cause cancer,
00:10:24 Say what you mean, mean what you say.
00:10:28 Nore, for one, for cigarettes,
00:10:31 I used to be an andvertiser.
00:10:33 I got payed for lying.
00:10:36 And one day, a little boy died
00:10:40 Well, that fried me.
00:10:43 So, when I got my nicotine death sentence,
00:10:49 Put and end on some of those lies.
00:10:52 Now, for the first time on my life,
00:10:59 Long cancer.
00:11:01 Is now without its benefits.
00:11:05 I couldn't decide if he was for real,
00:11:08 Totally sain or compleately nuts.
00:11:10 Maybe the dynamite was fake,
00:11:12 Or... maybe not.
00:11:14 As Grant would say,
00:11:17 I did know that I liked it.
00:11:20 {Y:I}Sunny side of the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeet......
00:11:31 Mister Oliver.
00:11:33 You're one of the best employees I've ever had.
00:11:36 I'm giving you a tip.
00:11:38 And my card.
00:11:41 You ever want to wark for me again.
00:11:43 You call that number.
00:11:45 It's mine direct line.
00:11:48 - Good luck with that girl.
00:11:55 The Museum of Art Fraude
00:11:58 That Interstene 60 dynamic,
00:12:01 And my own curiosity was definitely picked.
00:12:04 Of, you must be Douglas.
00:12:06 Oh, thatk Booogness,
00:12:09 I didn't think you were comming.
00:12:13 I'm mrs James. The owner.
00:12:14 Hi mrs James...
00:12:16 And today we're veving the originals,and wright now...
00:12:19 But if you do as I say,
00:12:23 Late mr. James
00:12:27 We're onely seeing,
00:12:31 Monet...Cezanne...
00:12:36 Degas...
00:12:37 Each is valude in the milions.
00:12:39 No less then Bill Gates
00:12:42 Of course they're not for sale.
00:12:46 Now if we can proceed this way...
00:12:56 Now, take the paintings down very carefully,
00:13:00 And then, after that...
00:13:05 Today you're going to be my nephew Edward.
00:13:07 Now, just follow my lead, and go with the flow.
00:13:14 This way please.
00:13:16 Welcome ladies and gentelmen...
00:13:19 Welcome to our gallery of affordable reproductions...
00:13:23 It was my late husband's request,
00:13:29 ever be photographed
00:13:34 So, we offer these copies...
00:13:37 Rendered by my nephew Edward.
00:13:41 At the modest cost of 350 a piece.
00:13:45 And if you have any questions,
00:13:48 to ask either one of us.
00:13:52 How long did it take you to do them?
00:13:54 How long?
00:13:57 I cnocked them out all in a week.
00:13:59 I can tell.
00:14:01 Some of your brush work is rather uneven...
00:14:03 Well, you get what you pay for.
00:14:06 It's decent craftsmanshift, perhaps a little slick.
00:14:12 Yeah, but I'm just an amature.
00:14:18 It's shamefull.
00:14:19 Cezanne would roll over in his grave,
00:14:23 Well, let's be glad for both our sakes,
00:14:27 Well, you've heard it from the experts.
00:14:30 Well, I've never been more flattered.
00:14:34 My late's husband desire.
00:14:36 Was that his masterpieces be owned by people,
00:14:42 Not trophry collectors.
00:14:45 Thus our sharade.
00:14:47 But do you know, an eight years I've jet to sell a painting.
00:14:52 Why don't you donate them to an art museum?
00:14:55 Oh, upon my death,
00:14:58 Colones?
00:14:59 Oscar was an art collector, dealer.
00:15:02 Technical genius... and a practical joker,
00:15:10 He developed a proces where by, he could duplicate a painting,
00:15:16 He would borrow a grate master from a musemum,
00:15:23 And he was never found out.
00:15:25 A Stary Night... the original.
00:15:27 The one in New York is a clone.
00:15:30 This Mone...
00:15:36 Unbelievable.
00:15:38 So there're all originals?
00:15:40 So what one do, with a collectin like this?
00:15:43 You tell everyone they're fakes.
00:15:46 And so, just befor he died, Oscar created this.
00:15:49 The museum of Art Froad.
00:15:51 The worlds grates art museum.
00:15:54 Masquerading as a cheap turist attraction.
00:15:57 Oh, my God... that's...
00:15:59 My husband... Oscar Warren James.
00:16:03 Of course.
00:16:09 I must say, I was feeling pretty dam good.
00:16:11 Hell I was felling inspired.
00:16:13 I wanted to deliver the package,
00:16:16 And I wished I could go back in time,
00:16:20 But... I'd had my one wish.
00:16:23 And I couldn't look back.
00:16:32 Hot and Cool.
00:16:35 Of course.
00:16:38 Eigh Ball,
00:16:40 that girl is not in Danver
00:16:47 Is she in Morlaw?
00:16:55 So, if I go there, will I find her?
00:17:03 So there it was...
00:17:07 My job. The word I'd given.
00:17:11 Versus the lovely Lynn.
00:17:14 Her musical voice in my head, leading my.
00:17:16 Where?
00:17:18 So what did I do?
00:17:19 I did what any self respecting hopeless romantic would do.
00:17:23 I rationalized.
00:17:28 I got time to chase a dream, right Eight Ball?
00:17:35 Good answer.
00:18:10 Drivers Licence.
00:18:16 What did I do, officer?
00:18:19 Nothing.
00:18:20 You're surved.
00:18:21 You're being sued by mr. J.J. Madisona,
00:18:24 in a hit and run kill of his pat cat Snickers,
00:18:28 But I've never been here before.
00:18:31 Tell it to the judge.
00:18:32 I'm just proces servent.
00:18:34 Meanwhile I suggest you head to the town
00:18:36 You're gonna need one.
00:18:38 But first...
00:18:40 you can get sued for poluting the air.
00:19:05 Hey Mr., I'm really good, checke it out
00:19:09 So we become laddy, but more important I know the angles.
00:19:16 You don't need a lawyer.
00:19:19 Parkinson, and that's the onely name you need to remember.
00:19:24 - I'm uninterester.
00:19:26 I've got special weights for visitors.
00:19:30 You don't even know my case.
00:19:31 The Madison case?
00:19:34 Happens to visitors all the time.
00:19:36 Fact is, J.J Madison doesn't even have a cat.
00:19:38 He's allergic.
00:19:39 I can have a ??? in no time.
00:19:41 Wait. He never had a cat?
00:19:43 So why he's gonna sue somebody for it?
00:19:45 Because he can.
00:19:47 What?
00:19:48 Every adolt cicizen of Morlaw,
00:19:51 So everybody sues everybody else.
00:19:54 It's how we make sure,
00:19:56 Yeah, but that's insane.
00:19:57 I can sue you for that.
00:19:58 You just made a
00:20:02 Hey, don't look at my legs.
00:20:04 Sexual harassment.
00:20:06 Is there anything you can't sue me for?
00:20:08 Hire me.That way everything between us is
00:20:12 I'm 75 dollars an hour.
00:20:15 Well, at least you know my case.
00:20:17 All right. You're hired.
00:20:20 Im sueing you Valerie...
00:20:22 For the sexual ??? or the ??? of the potential client on the public ???.
00:20:26 He onely hired you,
00:20:29 Hurry. My office.
00:20:30 We can get ??? a dozen more law suits,
00:20:35 This will be esential.
00:20:38 Weeks?
00:20:39 No, no, no.
00:20:42 It can't take that long.
00:20:43 That's not long.
00:20:44 Long is our Citylimit sign.
00:20:46 We'vw been trying to get knew one
00:20:49 But we forgot a fund an environmantal impact report,
00:20:53 Is a potentialy hazardous substance.
00:20:56 And another lawyer is chalanging senses figure on the sign.
00:20:59 And another lawyer said we had to do another land survey,
00:21:03 we know precisely where to put the sign.
00:21:06 But he got sued for smoking,
00:21:08 and wasn't enjoing for finishing the survey.
00:21:10 I say we're at least two yers,
00:21:12 And you chose to live here?
00:21:14 I wouldn't live anywhere else.
00:21:16 Every day is a new chalange.
00:21:18 A new president.
00:21:19 A new interpreting of the law.
00:21:22 It's an intellectual fest.
00:21:36 So if everyone who lives here is a lawyer,
00:21:39 How do you live?
00:21:40 I mean, who runs the grocery stoor...
00:21:44 Who fixes the shitter, when it breaks?
00:21:46 Well, we all moonlight on a law related jobs.
00:21:50 But those other trivial things,
00:21:53 They're done by people like you.
00:21:56 It's the onely way thay can afford their legal fees.
00:21:58 Now, I can get you a hearing on Monday October 1st.
00:22:01 Meanwhile...
00:22:02 We'll have to call witnesses, to testify as your character.
00:22:05 You know, Family.
00:22:06 So, that you can qualify for your employmeny program.
00:22:09 So, tomorrow morning, when you get me their names and numbers,
00:22:14 Well, even if thay could get here...
00:22:17 Of course.
00:22:19 But you'll identifie them, and their problems will fall on your sholders,
00:22:26 I have thise phone numbers.
00:22:28 I'm gonna go get them.
00:22:35 No you wont.
00:22:37 Fred... Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive.
00:22:40 - Luck him up.
00:22:42 Of course.
00:22:43 We lawyers have to protect out livelihood.
00:22:46 Hey, you can't do this to me.
00:22:48 I know you do, sweety.
00:22:59 I couldn't even blame the Eight Ball.
00:23:01 It said, a meeting was possible.
00:23:03 Yeah, right...
00:23:04 A meteor wiping out Morlaw was possible too.
00:23:07 Probably more possible, that ever meeting Lynn.
00:23:22 Lynn!
00:23:23 Over here!
00:23:31 I'm gonna get you out!
00:23:39 I'm gonna get you out!
00:23:48 In order to get her out,
00:23:50 But jailbreak, was clearly not happening.
00:23:54 I needed an answer,
00:23:56 Dammit.
00:23:57 There had to be a way,
00:23:59 And then I knew.
00:24:01 My lawyer needed a character witness.
00:24:03 I needed a witness.
00:24:05 Who was a character.
00:24:11 Please, state your name and aplication.
00:24:13 Robert Wilson Cody.
00:24:17 I'm...
00:24:19 Mr. Cody...
00:24:23 He was my employee.
00:24:25 And how would you characterize him?
00:24:27 Honest. Trustworthy. Intelligent.
00:24:31 Ask him
00:24:33 and that everyone here knows it.
00:24:35 It's immaterial.
00:24:38 Just ask him.
00:24:39 The judge will pull it immaterial.
00:24:41 You ask him... or I'll fire you.
00:24:45 Mr. Cody...
00:24:47 Are you aware that the charge against Mr. Oliverowi,
00:24:50 is not onely a complete lie,
00:24:55 Objection! Immaterial.
00:24:59 Sustained.
00:25:00 Whait a minute miss...
00:25:03 And you're all in on it?
00:25:04 Immaterial.
00:25:05 The witness is ordered to ignor the question.
00:25:07 Well, I'm not going to ignore it, your honor.
00:25:09 If, what she says is true,
00:25:13 Well, seriouse or not,
00:25:16 Next question.
00:25:17 Oh, judge, I asked her a question...
00:25:21 You don't ask here questions Mr. Cody.
00:25:24 And if you wont do what I told you to do,
00:25:29 Hey, I'm not anserting any more questions,
00:25:34 Why don't you tell me judge...
00:25:38 I fine you 500 dollars for contempt.
00:25:41 Answer my God dam question, judge.
00:25:43 1000 dollars and 90 days in jail.
00:25:46 Biliff, surgent.
00:25:47 Put Mr. Cody in a cell.
00:25:51 Hold the go, boys.
00:25:54 This is dynamite.
00:25:55 We'll all go with a bang,
00:25:59 Gentelmen, just drop your guns.
00:26:01 Everyone else, stay seeted.
00:26:02 Judge...
00:26:05 I'm not kidding.
00:26:07 I'm terminately ill
00:26:13 Judge! I said, stick your finger up your nose.
00:26:16 You'd better doit judge.
00:26:18 He says what he means, he means that he says.
00:26:26 I'm glad we understand,
00:26:29 So judge..
00:26:31 This whole deal was a lie.
00:26:33 Is that right?
00:26:34 Keep that finger in your nose.
00:26:38 Yes.
00:26:40 Yes, sir.
00:26:42 Yes... sir.
00:26:47 All right.
00:26:49 Show our hands...
00:26:50 How many here knew that it was a
00:27:02 Liers... Lawyest.
00:27:05 Mr. Oliver...
00:27:06 How do we teach these... liers a lesson?
00:27:14 Now, read it judge.
00:27:16 By these order,
00:27:18 all legal acctions, charges, fines and fees,
00:27:21 against any noncitizen of Morlaw,
00:27:23 in any matter pending befor any Morlaw cort,
00:27:25 I here by dismissed,
00:27:30 Thank you.
00:27:31 Make a few hundert copies of that,
00:27:34 You know this is an interesting town...
00:27:40 Any problem with that judge?
00:27:44 No... no problem.
00:28:40 Lynn?
00:28:42 Hi... I'm Neal.
00:28:46 I'm the guy who got you out.
00:28:48 Yo, please to fucken meet you, Neal.
00:28:51 Man, I've been so fucked up in here,
00:28:54 I thought,
00:28:57 Yo bitch!
00:29:02 I shouldn the fucken wear'n this,
00:29:08 Handsome...
00:29:09 What you looking at me like that for?
00:29:12 I just didn't expect you to talk that way.
00:29:15 What, something wrong with the way I fucken talk?
00:29:17 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:23 I mean, YES.
00:29:25 Yes.
00:29:26 You make Mike Tyson sound
00:29:29 What do you like fucken dissect me?
00:29:31 You like saying,
00:29:34 Yes... that's exactely what I'm saying...
00:29:37 Don't worry.
00:29:38 It's just an act.
00:29:45 Well, it sort of a test, see.
00:29:48 Guys are always so eger to score points on me
00:29:51 Lynn, no, the way you talk is charming.
00:29:54 Unique, refreshing, a breath of fresh air, yeah.
00:29:57 Air from the sewer, is more like it.
00:30:00 Me, I would...
00:30:04 I'm glad you wouldn't either.
00:30:07 I hope you have a car.
00:30:11 I have a car.
00:30:17 So, how many guys did told you
00:30:20 You're the first.
00:30:21 You know, you're better looking than I've expected.
00:30:23 Did o.
00:30:26 Wait a minute... you've been expecting me?
00:30:28 Of course...
00:30:29 That's how the stories always go...
00:30:34 That was the point of the messages.
00:30:37 The messages?
00:30:38 Billboards.
00:30:39 My last name is Linden, by the way.
00:30:42 See, I knew somebody would figure out eventually.
00:30:45 At least that's what he told me.
00:30:47 Who?
00:30:48 O.W. Grant.
00:30:50 See, I made a wish to meet the right guy.
00:30:52 Although if I didn't known,
00:30:58 The prince has to undergo tests and chalanges,
00:31:04 And you passed mine.
00:31:07 What? My test?
00:31:09 Come on. Everybody has the sympathetica test.
00:31:11 Do you cut your grapefruit in half or peal it?
00:31:14 My? I peal it.
00:31:15 Favorite cartoon character?
00:31:19 Thin or thick cross pizza?
00:31:21 We're three to three.
00:31:23 I can't bel...
00:31:26 I would get on ship, no question.
00:31:30 What's wrong?
00:31:33 This is just... it's all to perfect.
00:31:35 I mean, you know...
00:31:37 You know, when something seems
00:31:40 Hold that thought.
00:31:46 You see?
00:31:48 Right. Right.
00:31:51 Did o.
00:32:13 So, you actually wished for miester-right?
00:32:15 What can I say? I'm human.
00:32:18 Like companionship.
00:32:20 And you.
00:32:23 Well, actually I wished for this.
00:32:26 Gives my answers.
00:32:27 But are they the right answers?
00:32:29 So far.
00:32:53 This were your billboards.
00:32:56 Obviously, I don't need them any more.
00:33:02 Maybe it's time fot the... you know...
00:33:05 Happily ever after part.
00:33:07 Not quite.
00:33:09 I still have a job to finishe.
00:33:12 Danver.
00:33:13 What's wrong?
00:33:15 Grant gave me an envelope.
00:33:29 I don't know
00:33:33 Neal... don't go.
00:33:36 I gave my word, to this guy
00:33:43 Eight Ball, should I go to Danver?
00:34:23 Are you serious?
00:34:25 I'm serious.
00:34:27 You mean, you didn't sleep at all?
00:34:29 No, I couldn't.
00:34:31 I was possessed,
00:34:34 I love it.
00:34:36 - You're not just saying that?
00:34:38 It's got soul... passion...
00:34:45 Take me with you.
00:34:49 - What about the letter?
00:34:58 Eight Ball,
00:35:03 Bad idea.
00:35:07 Is that, because it's dangerous?
00:35:12 The killer, does it have to do with the killer?
00:35:17 I don't care if it's dangerius, or what this thing says.
00:35:20 No, Lynn.
00:35:22 It would get me crazy...
00:35:24 I'm not gonna risk losing you,
00:35:27 What if I lose you?
00:35:30 Lynn you can't go.
00:35:31 The Ball is never wrong.
00:35:36 Eight Ball, I will come back for her, wont I?
00:35:39 Yes.
00:35:40 You will come back for me.
00:36:03 Am I nuts?
00:36:05 The girl of my dreams,
00:36:30 - What's up, officer?
00:36:33 Orders are to close the road.
00:36:36 What's this killer look like?
00:36:38 It's comming over the radio now.
00:36:39 {Y:I}The order suspect is white mail,
00:36:44 {Y:I}allong Interstate 60.
00:36:46 {Y:I}This vehicle has a white pains, splatteres on the trunk lid.
00:36:59 You best turn around son.
00:37:14 It was ten miles before my
00:37:16 and I can think straight.
00:37:19 Eigth Ball,
00:37:40 {Y:I}Cellular service,
00:37:54 BMW suck. Jeepy rules.
00:38:05 Oh, shit...
00:38:14 Dam punks, and thair paint again!
00:38:16 Calling the sheriff.
00:38:19 - No, no, no. Please don't call the sheriff
00:38:35 Get me my binolulars!
00:38:42 Eight Ball, am I the killer?
00:38:50 {Y:I}Latest reports, indicate the suspect is carying a murder weapon,
00:38:56 {Y:I}Once again, suspect is carying a murder weapon in a ...
00:38:59 Oh no.
00:39:00 Shit!
00:39:03 Eight Ball, is the murder weapon in this box?
00:39:10 Should I open it?
00:39:20 Shit.
00:39:21 If it is a murder weapon,
00:39:25 Eight Ball, I really need an answer right now.
00:39:29 Damm you!
00:39:31 Yes or No questions.
00:39:32 Think Neal. Be logical...
00:39:35 He called the cops...
00:39:37 So, which ever way they're going,
00:39:51 Well, it's got to be one way or the other.
00:39:54 Right Eight Ball? I mean, I got two choices here,
00:40:00 Take it to the Bank.
00:40:04 Sorry dad.
00:40:06 No, there is another choice.
00:40:15 {Y:I}Sheriffs have police two ???
00:40:20 {Y:I}The attend of foxtail the suspect,
00:40:26 {Y:I}with white paint splattered on the trunks lid.
00:40:37 I knew this wasn't my kind of car.
00:41:59 What were the chances?
00:42:00 What were the chances,
00:42:04 and I get white paint on mine,
00:42:07 Now Grant would say, it was inevitable.
00:42:09 That at lesat once in a infinited univers,
00:42:13 and this was that time.
00:42:15 But Grant also said, on this highway,
00:42:18 and what ifs and maybes
00:42:21 So, I had to see for my selfe.
00:42:35 Get away from there.
00:42:37 Who was he?
00:42:39 They say he was some law student from St. Louis.
00:42:42 Went nuts, and killed his old man.
00:42:51 I love this highway.
00:43:02 Eight Ball, I've got a lot of questions.
00:43:04 Was that guy in the car...
00:43:07 What the hell I'm asking you for?
00:43:56 Robin Fields?
00:44:00 Is anybody here?
00:44:03 I'm here.
00:44:08 Ray?
00:44:13 - Delivery is for you.
00:44:15 I wouldn't hire you,
00:44:18 It's for my cousin.
00:44:21 Here his now.
00:44:29 Robin Fields.
00:44:30 One of my manny synonyms.
00:44:33 Cousins?
00:44:36 You set in my car, with your own package.
00:44:39 - Why didn't you take it?
00:44:42 What kind of guy would I be if I couse you to...
00:44:46 And, besides,
00:44:49 and you went to jail...
00:44:51 ditched your car...
00:44:52 All, to bring this to me?
00:44:53 Makes it far more valoable.
00:44:55 Now it has... stories to go with it.
00:45:02 Don't you want to know what's inside?
00:45:06 I did before, but...
00:45:08 doesn't really matter now... 'cause,
00:45:11 whatever it is... wont be as good as the stories.
00:45:15 Will see, 'cause you understand that.
00:45:18 I'll open it.
00:45:41 You're not gonna light it?
00:45:43 I don't need to.
00:46:37 So, how's that new car?
00:46:39 Awesome?
00:46:40 Dad...
00:46:42 What's my favourite color?
00:46:45 Blue.
00:46:46 Why would you buy me a red BMW?
00:46:51 Red's a grate color.
00:46:53 You know,
00:46:57 Happy birthday dad.
00:46:58 In the future,
00:47:00 Buy me something I want.
00:47:04 Sun... it's a gift...
00:47:07 And if you don't accept it...
00:47:12 Well, in that case we're even.
00:47:14 Because I consider the gift it self,
00:47:18 How would you like it,
00:47:25 I never thought of it that way.
00:47:28 Perhaps I could've given it a little more thought.
00:47:31 Thank you dad.
00:47:32 Apology accepted.
00:47:34 Now the Bradford thing.
00:47:36 - 'Cause I'm not going to law school...
00:47:38 No but's there.
00:47:39 This is your life, you made it, it works for you.
00:47:41 I've got to find something that works for me.
00:47:44 but you can tell that to the bank.
00:47:46 Well, I don't approve.
00:47:47 And it's time you face the truth
00:47:49 It's medium-ok, look...
00:47:51 Neal... grate news.
00:47:53 That piece,
00:47:55 There's a very interested buyer,
00:47:58 Come on. I'll take you.
00:48:02 No dad... that thing...
00:48:04 It's crap.
00:48:05 You got riped of.
00:48:09 And it's upside down.
00:48:15 I must be having Alcheimerc.
00:48:38 You've left it in motel.
00:48:40 I took the liberty of entering it for you.
00:48:45 Thank you, mister...
00:48:46 Conrad...
00:48:50 You're Neal Oliver...
00:48:52 I just love your painting.
00:49:00 Excuse my, I'm sorry...
00:49:04 Major deja vu about you.
00:49:07 No, no, no.
00:49:09 Gib time.
00:49:13 I just love this...
00:49:14 It's got soul... passion...
00:49:19 - I'm...
00:49:22 Yeah, I know.
00:49:28 I'm with Denver publishing, we do..
00:49:34 Well, it's maybe a little ??? of me, but
00:49:39 gas stations... on his style?
00:49:43 It's exactly what I was thinking.
00:49:48 - My brother is really talented.
00:49:51 Just fine.
00:49:52 He's got a grate future ahead of him.
00:49:54 They both do.
00:49:56 Say...
00:49:59 Well, how do you know that?
00:50:01 Don't forget to make the wish.
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