Intolerable Cruelty

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00:00:52 # I am just a poor boy #
00:00:55 # Though my story's seldom told #
00:00:57 # I have squandered my resistance #
00:00:59 # For a pocketful of mumbles #
00:01:02 # Such are promises #
00:01:05 # All lies and jest #
00:01:08 # Still, a man hears
00:01:13 # Just a come-on from those gals #
00:01:15 # On Seventh Avenue #
00:01:18 # I do declare #
00:01:20 # There were times
00:01:23 # That I took
00:01:26 # La-la-la, la-la-la-la ##
00:02:13 Bonnie?
00:02:15 Who is it?
00:02:19 Donovan?
00:02:23 Bonnie?
00:02:27 Donovan?
00:02:38 In here.!
00:02:47 Yes? Donovan.
00:02:51 Yeah. The production meeting
00:02:53 Here?
00:02:55 Who owns that piece-of-shit van
00:02:58 Oh...
00:03:00 It's just a guy, you know, going door-to-door
00:03:04 So why did he lock himself in the den?
00:03:07 Well, he...
00:03:09 Oh, God.
00:03:10 - Remember my friend Ollie?
00:03:13 Short, cretinous wanker?
00:03:16 Ohh. Ollie's in there?
00:03:18 - Yes.
00:03:23 Well, I'm glad he finally
00:03:26 I'd always picked him as some sort of
00:03:29 So, he's selling
00:03:32 Well, this is the neighborhood for that. Just
00:03:36 It's quite a coincidence,
00:03:39 and you two
00:03:41 Donovan, please, let's just all talk...
00:03:44 Donovan? How you doin', man?
00:03:47 Good day, Ollie.
00:03:50 I... can't complain, man.
00:03:53 Excellent.
00:03:55 Well, let's get right down
00:03:57 We'll take a couple vacuum hoses.
00:04:02 Wait a minute, darling.
00:04:05 Okay, okay, man. Now, let's be
00:04:09 So, you caught me porkin'...
00:04:11 havin'relations
00:04:13 Oh, God.
00:04:15 and now we're all feelin' just a little bit
00:04:18 What the hey, man.
00:04:20 I mean, I know it's a drag and all,
00:04:23 Hey! Hey, hey.
00:04:25 Uh, w-we... we...
00:04:29 I was depressed 'cause
00:04:33 Unable to achieve an erection.
00:04:36 I have been for over
00:04:38 and I needed someone to talk to.
00:04:40 I mean, think about it, man.
00:04:43 Leave him alone!
00:04:47 - You should've seen this coming, you Australian piece of shit!
00:04:52 That's my Daytime Television
00:04:56 Cheesy bastard!
00:05:00 You whore.!
00:05:03 Oh, Christ!
00:05:08 Okay.
00:05:11 All right, you want fun and games?
00:05:14 I'll give you fun and games.
00:05:17 Explain this away.
00:05:24 # Li-la-li #
00:05:27 Aaah! Ollie!
00:05:29 That's my Jag.! That's my Jag.!
00:05:31 # Li-la-li-li, li-la-li #
00:05:34 # Li-la-li-li-li #
00:05:37 Bitch! Bitch!
00:05:39 Bye-bye, baby!
00:05:43 Oh, what are you looking at?
00:05:50 Explain this away, darling.
00:06:06 # We're caught in a trap #
00:06:10 # I can't walk out #
00:06:14 # Because I love you
00:06:23 # Why can't you see #
00:06:26 # What you're doin'to me #
00:06:30 # When you don't believe #
00:06:32 # A word I say #
00:06:39 # We can't go on together #
00:06:43 # With suspicious minds #
00:06:45 #Suspicious minds #
00:06:47 #And we can't build our dreams #
00:06:51 # On suspicious minds #
00:06:55 #So if an old friend I know #
00:06:59 #Drops by to say hello #
00:07:03 # Would I still see suspicion #
00:07:06 #In your eyes #
00:07:11 #But here we go again #
00:07:15 #Askin' where I been #
00:07:19 # You can't see the tears are real #
00:07:22 #I'm cryin'#
00:07:23 # Yes, I'm cryin'#
00:07:27 # We can't go on together #
00:07:31 # With suspicious minds #
00:07:33 # Suspicious minds #
00:07:35 # And we can't build our dreams #
00:07:39 # On suspicious minds #
00:07:45 # Oh, let our love survive #
00:07:49 # I'll dry the tears from your eyes #
00:07:54 # Let's don't let a good thing die #
00:07:59 # When, honey, you know #
00:08:01 # I have never #
00:08:03 # Lied to you #
00:08:05 # Mm-mmm #
00:08:08 # Yeah, yeah #
00:08:11 # We're caught in a trap #
00:08:16 # I can't walk out #
00:08:19 # Oooh #
00:08:22 # Too much, baby # #
00:08:26 Miles Massey's office.
00:08:29 Yeah, quite a few. Where are you?
00:08:31 Jim says he wants a meeting today, if possible.
00:08:34 Chapman says his wife
00:08:37 Tell Amstedler
00:08:38 get Wrigley to look up Oliphant v. Oliphant,
00:08:42 for its relevance
00:08:44 Oliphant v. Oliphant, relevance to Chapman...
00:08:47 That's right.
00:08:49 She's on some kind of cruise.
00:08:51 Yeah, well, if the cruise goes all the way around
00:08:54 Tell Wrigley to prepare a filing to attach.
00:08:57 What do you want in it?
00:08:59 Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin,
00:09:02 Everything.
00:09:04 Uh-huh.
00:09:06 And tell Fred Armatrading that we finally
00:09:09 Oh, and get a fruit and pastry basket in the conference
00:09:14 Where are you?
00:09:17 Your 9:00 is here.
00:09:19 Bonnie Donaly.
00:09:28 Mrs. Donaly.
00:09:32 Hmm.
00:09:37 Mm-hmm.
00:09:39 Hmm.
00:09:42 Yes, your husband did show remarkable
00:09:46 and, yes,
00:09:49 the presence of a pool man
00:09:52 But, madam,
00:09:55 Let me suggest to you
00:09:57 Your husband, on a prior occasion,
00:10:00 I think that word is not inappropriate.
00:10:02 Let me finish, please.
00:10:04 I'm not concerned
00:10:07 Your husband, who had beaten you repeatedly...
00:10:09 Please... repeatedly, was at the time
00:10:12 - It was his gun.
00:10:15 Trying, in his rage,
00:10:18 a friend of long standing.
00:10:20 They never really cared
00:10:22 And if not for your
00:10:24 his tantrum might have ended this
00:10:27 As for the sexual indiscretion
00:10:31 wasn't it in fact he...
00:10:37 No?
00:10:40 Were his sexual... No.
00:10:42 Sorry. I'm not omniscient.
00:10:44 The point is that he acted upon an
00:10:47 and I take it you deny.
00:10:49 - Well...
00:10:52 It's imperative that I meet with Oliver Olerud
00:10:55 so that I can massage the kinks
00:10:59 Do you really think
00:11:01 The truth is so self-evident
00:11:04 that I'm sure I'll be able to make it
00:11:09 should your husband
00:11:10 We'll need to caucus again to draw up
00:11:14 A map of enemy territory,
00:11:16 You said he's a television producer?
00:11:19 It's a silly show.
00:11:21 Well, it'll be yours soon.
00:11:23 Thank you very much.
00:11:25 Thank you, Mr. Massey.
00:11:30 Still, you have to admire him
00:11:34 Now, Mrs. Gutman,
00:11:35 you testified that you were
00:11:39 for 36 years during
00:11:42 Except for two years when he was
00:11:46 And before your marriage,
00:11:49 I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines.
00:11:52 And what is your husband's profession?
00:11:54 He manufactures staples
00:11:58 He's very successful.
00:11:59 How would you describe
00:12:04 Well, at first he was
00:12:08 But then he became
00:12:11 on toys and machinery
00:12:14 I can't help it.
00:12:17 It just happens.
00:12:19 It's a midlife crisis.
00:12:21 Look, get yourself a new car.
00:12:24 I have a new car.
00:12:26 I have two new cars and a tab
00:12:29 Torn the house down
00:12:31 rebuilt
00:12:33 got three of those, uh...
00:12:36 Gardeners? Gardeners. I've
00:12:39 These encounters
00:12:41 Sometimes
00:12:43 A gizmo?
00:12:45 He had a device he
00:12:48 It was something he had
00:12:51 And then he had a prototype built
00:12:55 I see.
00:12:57 So the vacuum cleaner wasn't available
00:12:59 Several months without the appliance.
00:13:02 The problem is, everyone is
00:13:05 That's the problem with the institution of marriage.
00:13:08 Even through its dissolution.
00:13:10 Mrs. Gutman here,
00:13:13 concerning her husband's
00:13:15 Naturally,
00:13:17 And then the entire process
00:13:20 based on the skill
00:13:22 Then both parties will go home with
00:13:26 That's life.
00:13:28 That's not life.
00:13:32 Struggle and challenge and ultimate destruction
00:13:36 Let me ask you something.
00:13:38 Attila the Hun.
00:13:40 Thank you, Mrs. Gutman. Ivan the Terrible.
00:13:43 Mr. Massey, any questions?
00:13:47 Middle name. No. They didn't
00:13:50 Mr. Massey?
00:13:52 Mr. Massey, again I ask,
00:13:54 have you any questions
00:13:58 I'm sorry, Your Honor. I was
00:14:03 Now, Mrs. Gutman,
00:14:05 do you know a man
00:14:09 Well, he's the tennis pro at the club.
00:14:12 The tennis pro?
00:14:17 Then why are your letters addressed to him,
00:14:24 Whoo! Whoo!
00:14:41 Go, Rexie!
00:14:44 Go, Rexie baby!
00:14:55 Whoo-hoo.!
00:14:57 Whoo!
00:15:01 Rexie!
00:15:05 Cabin seven.
00:15:09 Choo-choo!
00:15:17 Whoo-whoo-whoo!
00:15:19 Choo-choo!
00:15:35 Choo-choo.
00:15:37 Choo-choo!
00:15:39 Choo-choo.
00:15:41 - Choo-choo.
00:15:44 Choo-choo.
00:15:46 - Choo-choo!
00:15:51 Choo-choo!
00:15:54 Ahh! Oh! Choo!
00:15:59 Yeah!
00:16:00 I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:16:07 Oh, I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:16:10 I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:16:13 I'm gon'nail ya.!
00:16:16 I'm gon'nail yo'ass.!
00:16:19 Hold it.!
00:16:21 Yeah.! Yeah.!
00:16:23 A silly misunderstanding... Mm-hmm.
00:16:25 Mm-hmm, yeah, I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:16:29 I'm gon'nail yo' ass!
00:16:32 Yep, I nailed his ass.
00:16:35 I thought he'd outgrown trains.
00:16:37 They never grow up, lady.
00:16:39 How charming. An aphorist.
00:16:42 Oh, yeah, I've always
00:16:44 But believe you me, it's all muscle.
00:16:47 I'm not one of these cream puff,
00:16:50 I'm an ass-nailer.
00:16:52 Gym four times a week...
00:16:55 LifeCycle, LifeStep, LifeCircuit.
00:16:57 Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
00:16:59 I must say, for someone in your line of work,
00:17:04 You want tact, call a tactician. You
00:17:07 Christ, you seem to be
00:17:10 I seen 'em come in here, weep and
00:17:14 Like they hired me to prove
00:17:17 Don't get me wrong, Mr., um...
00:17:20 Gus Petch.
00:17:22 Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing,
00:17:27 This is going to be
00:17:30 independence and freedom.
00:17:35 Sounds like to me
00:17:44 Honey? Honey!
00:17:47 Rex, get away from the door.
00:17:51 Honey?
00:17:52 My key doesn't work.
00:17:54 Can we talk about this?
00:17:56 Rex, get away
00:17:58 Oh, look, I know
00:18:01 Rex, for your own safety,
00:18:04 I don't like having
00:18:06 Oh, for crying out loud,
00:18:23 Yes, dogs.
00:18:25 I wanted some security
00:18:29 Look, Marylin, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?
00:18:33 Aaah!
00:18:35 You have a discovery hearing at 5.30
00:18:37 Discovery? Gopnick?
00:18:39 He read your article about palimony settlements...
00:18:41 in same-sex partnerships...
00:18:43 and would like to schedule an appointment.
00:18:45 Arthur Yardumian and his tax attorney want to
00:18:48 Yardumian? Arthur had to fly to
00:18:51 Atlanta? And your 10:30 is here.
00:18:55 - Rex Rexroth?
00:19:01 Mr. Rexroth.
00:19:03 Uh, call me Rex.
00:19:04 Miles Massey.
00:19:07 Consider this office your office, your haven,
00:19:12 Thank you.
00:19:14 Now, sir...
00:19:16 tell me your troubles.
00:19:18 Well...
00:19:20 my wife has me between a
00:19:23 That's her job.
00:19:25 When I first met Marylin,
00:19:29 Not emotionally, of course.
00:19:32 But then...
00:19:36 Time marches on.
00:19:38 - Ardor cools.
00:19:40 So, um, we had an understanding.
00:19:44 Whereby?
00:19:47 Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities
00:19:51 Uh, I can... I can only assume...
00:19:54 Not in court, you can't.
00:19:56 - Has she retained counsel?
00:19:59 - She has rottweilers.
00:20:02 And have you yourself exploited
00:20:07 There's a lady.
00:20:09 A- Ayoung lady.
00:20:11 She lets me be myself.
00:20:13 And your wife is aware
00:20:17 - Video.
00:20:20 To cut to the chase,
00:20:23 is there a prenup?
00:20:30 "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not
00:20:34 Let me ask you this...
00:20:38 What are, for you,
00:20:41 Well, that's the problem.
00:20:43 I can't afford to give her anything.
00:20:48 Nothing?
00:20:50 Yeah, I know that sounds
00:20:53 I'm about to close a deal
00:20:56 I'm mortgaged up to my heinie.
00:20:58 If this deal goes south, I am ruined.
00:21:00 So you propose...
00:21:03 that, in spite of demonstrable
00:21:06 your unoffending wife should be
00:21:10 Well, is that possible?
00:21:18 It's a challenge.
00:21:20 Why don't you come out to Malibu
00:21:23 I didn't know Dmitri
00:21:26 Neither did I until my lawyer found it.
00:21:29 He had it in the dog's name.
00:21:31 Well, tomorrow won't work.
00:21:33 How's Wednesday?
00:21:35 Afternoon? Shrink.
00:21:37 I'm having facial injections.
00:21:40 - Botox?
00:21:43 Does that really work?
00:21:45 Hello, darlings.
00:21:48 Mwah!
00:21:50 So, you and Rex are...
00:21:52 Well, as my private investigator put it,
00:21:57 I've been trying to nail George's
00:22:01 Oh.! Oh.!
00:22:04 Are you all right, Claire?
00:22:06 Down the wrong pipe.
00:22:08 - So, who's your lawyer?
00:22:11 I have an appointment this afternoon
00:22:15 So, who's Rex's guy?
00:22:17 Miles Massey?
00:22:20 Do you know him?
00:22:22 And, Marylin, he's no schnauzer.
00:22:24 He got Phyllis Rumsey that cute
00:22:27 George was so impressed, he hired him
00:22:30 - Muriel Rumsey.
00:22:33 Now?
00:22:36 But, Marylin,
00:22:40 Thorstenson Gieselensen.
00:22:42 He just separated from his third.
00:22:44 He is fish.
00:22:46 Ladies, I'm not seeing anyone
00:22:49 But, Marylin,
00:22:52 Sarah, one husband at a time.
00:22:57 I'll do the talking.
00:22:58 I know you'll be tempted to chime in, but remember
00:23:03 I'm the professional.
00:23:06 Okay.
00:23:07 Freddy.
00:23:11 Freddy Bender,
00:23:14 And you are
00:23:16 Please, Ms. Rexroth.
00:23:18 And you must be Mr. Massey.
00:23:20 Please, Miles. Sit.
00:23:22 Sit down.
00:23:24 Freddy, I was sorry to hear
00:23:28 Pastry?
00:23:30 We did very well.
00:23:34 Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth.
00:23:37 I'm sure Freddy's just too modest to tell you
00:23:40 Pastry?
00:23:42 Don't try to bait me, Miles.
00:23:45 If you have a proposal to make,
00:23:47 Well, at this point my client is still
00:23:52 My client's ruled that out.
00:23:54 My client is prepared to entertain an amicable
00:23:58 That's a fart in a stiff wind.
00:24:00 My client proposes
00:24:02 My client feels
00:24:05 My client asks that you not initiate proceedings
00:24:11 What's so goddamn funny?
00:24:13 Please, let me handle this.
00:24:15 All right, so much for the
00:24:19 My client is prepared to settle
00:24:23 Why only 50, Freddy?
00:24:27 While we're dreaming,
00:24:30 - Are you familiar with Kershner?
00:24:31 Bring this to trial,
00:24:33 What's Kershner?
00:24:35 - Kershner was in Kentucky.
00:24:38 - Kershner was in Kentucky.
00:24:41 Primary residence,
00:24:43 What, are you nuts?
00:24:47 Freddy, it's a negotiation.
00:24:50 See you at the preliminary.
00:24:52 Freddy, we're all friends here.
00:24:54 It's a negotiation. Hey, uh...
00:24:57 Freddy!
00:24:59 Fine. We'll eat the pastry.
00:25:10 I thought that went well.
00:25:12 # Don't cry out loud #
00:25:15 Oh, yeah.
00:25:17 Gus, you outdid yourself.
00:25:19 Mm-hmm.
00:25:21 Mm-hmm, that's cool.
00:25:23 Let's go back
00:25:25 Oh, kiss my ass, now. It's halftime, man.
00:25:28 I'm'bout to nail his ass
00:25:30 Gussy, go back to the Rabinowitz tape again.
00:25:33 Hold on, now. Here come the good part.
00:25:36 Oh, yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
00:25:39 Gus?
00:25:41 It's Miles Massey.
00:25:43 It's about a job tonight.!
00:25:45 Goddamn it.
00:25:47 Aah! Aah! Did you see that?
00:26:04 Here we are.
00:26:07 Ms. Rexroth, I am so delighted
00:26:11 Well, I must admit
00:26:13 Something to start?
00:26:18 Red?
00:26:19 Bordeaux?
00:26:21 '57?
00:26:23 '54.
00:26:24 Mmm, Mr. Massey.
00:26:27 Your husband had told me you were the most
00:26:32 I didn't expect the most beautiful woman
00:26:36 "Dismiss your vows,
00:26:40 for where a heart is hard
00:26:45 "Whoever loved that loved
00:26:49 Now, you didn't ask me here
00:26:52 You could be disbarred for that.
00:26:54 Maybe I'm reckless.
00:26:56 What was your performance about this afternoon?
00:26:59 Oh, Freddy thinks you're a buffoon.
00:27:01 He says
00:27:03 you're bored, complacent,
00:27:07 But you don't think so.
00:27:09 Why would you be here?
00:27:11 Can't I be curious?
00:27:12 Do you ever answer questions?
00:27:14 I'll have the tournedoes of beef.
00:27:17 Thank you, sir.
00:27:19 I assume you're a carnivore.
00:27:21 Oh, Mr. Massey, you have no idea.
00:27:25 Miles, please.
00:27:27 Tell me more about yourself.
00:27:29 All right, Miles.
00:27:32 Let me tell you
00:27:35 You may think you're tough,
00:27:38 I've invested five good years
00:27:41 and I've nailed his ass
00:27:44 Now I'm going to have it
00:27:47 and have my lady friends come over
00:27:49 Man-hater, huh?
00:27:52 People don't go on safaris
00:27:55 So it's just for the hunt,
00:27:58 No. Nothing so frivolous.
00:28:02 This divorce means money.
00:28:04 Money means independence.
00:28:06 That's what I'm after.
00:28:09 What are you after, Miles?
00:28:11 Well, I'm a lot like you.
00:28:13 Just looking for
00:28:18 Well, don't look at mine.
00:28:30 Yeah.
00:28:36 Oy vey.
00:28:58 I got ya. See this?
00:29:16 Yeah?
00:29:17 Uh, I'll just have
00:29:21 Um, baby field greens.
00:29:23 What did you call me?
00:29:26 Uh, no, I-I...
00:29:30 You want a salad?
00:29:33 What the fuck color
00:29:36 Why are we eating here?
00:29:38 What's his problem?
00:29:39 Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy
00:29:45 - And for you?
00:29:49 - Slaw cup?
00:29:51 Hello, Marge.
00:29:53 I'm all right.
00:29:56 Okay, now, I Minoxed
00:29:59 Don't call me anymore
00:30:02 I shoot action.
00:30:04 Thank you, Gus.
00:30:06 And those rottweilers
00:30:09 I told you she had dogs.
00:30:11 Yeah. You ain't tell me
00:30:13 Gus, did you see any evidence,
00:30:16 any telltale signs...
00:30:18 of indiscretion on the
00:30:21 What are you talkin"bout,
00:30:24 Look, I see an ass, I nail it.
00:30:27 I don't sneak around
00:30:29 Goddamn it,
00:30:31 Couldn't you
00:30:33 No, I don't think so.
00:30:36 You had a guy break into her house
00:30:39 No, Wrigley, I happened
00:30:42 that I was interested in her address book...
00:30:45 I also happened to let him know that I was
00:30:48 That's not a crime either.
00:30:50 No, I don't see myself
00:30:53 You, on the other hand,
00:30:55 for developing and examining these photos
00:30:58 but that doesn't
00:31:01 Right.
00:31:03 Who are you looking for?
00:31:06 Tenzing Norgay.
00:31:07 That's someone she slept with.
00:31:09 I doubt it. Tenzing Norgay was the Sherpa that
00:31:14 And Marylin knows him.
00:31:16 No, you idiot. Not the Tenzing Norgay.
00:31:21 I'm not sure
00:31:23 Few great accomplishments are achieved
00:31:26 Most have their Norgays.
00:31:28 Marylin Rexroth is even now
00:31:31 I wanna find her Norgay.
00:31:33 But how do you determine
00:31:36 How do you spot a Norgay?
00:31:38 You start with the people
00:31:41 Oyez, oyez. Family Court of the Fifth District
00:31:44 The Honorable Marva Munson presiding.
00:31:54 Have you sat before her before?
00:31:56 No. No, the judge sits first.
00:31:59 Well, have you sat
00:32:01 Sat after her before?
00:32:04 The judge sits in judgment.
00:32:08 So, have you argued
00:32:10 Before her before, or before she sat before?
00:32:13 I said, before her before.
00:32:16 I did at first, but...
00:32:18 I'm not. I'm... No, you don't argue.
00:32:19 Counsel argues.
00:32:21 Thejudge sits.
00:32:23 - Or you stand in contempt.
00:32:25 The counsel argues.
00:32:27 Which we've done before.
00:32:29 But not before her.
00:32:34 Rex. Sit.
00:32:36 There it is! I got it!
00:32:39 I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:32:41 I'm gon' nail yo' ass! Yeah!
00:32:44 Yeah, I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:32:47 Get that thing off me!
00:32:49 Yeah, I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:32:51 I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
00:33:05 Devastated.
00:33:07 Simply devastated.
00:33:10 Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
00:33:15 Mr. Massey, any questions?
00:33:46 "Dismiss your vows,
00:33:47 "your feigned tears, your flattery,
00:33:49 for where a heart is hard
00:33:52 Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines?
00:33:55 - Grounds?
00:33:59 Let me rephrase.
00:34:02 how high is that wall
00:34:05 Your Honor, this is harassment,
00:34:07 and, frankly, it's still
00:34:11 - Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
00:34:13 Of course.
00:34:16 With Rex.
00:34:18 And you've always loved him?
00:34:21 "Whoever loved
00:34:24 So...
00:34:29 So it's your sworn testimony
00:34:33 since first you met?
00:34:38 Yes.
00:34:41 Thank you.
00:34:43 No further questions,
00:34:45 Who's next, Mr. Bender?
00:34:47 - We rest, Your Honor.
00:34:50 Your Honor, I call Heinz,
00:34:54 Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.
00:34:57 Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy!
00:35:00 Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.
00:35:02 Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.!
00:35:04 Problem?
00:35:06 Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.!
00:35:30 Mr. Krauss, do you solemnly swear that...
00:35:33 Mr. Krauss von Espy,
00:35:35 Baron Krauss von Espy.
00:35:37 solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give shall
00:35:40 so help you God?
00:35:41 - Mais bien sûr.
00:35:43 Mais bien sûr.
00:35:46 The baron does not lie.
00:35:49 Did you sleep with him?
00:35:51 Don't be a fool.
00:35:53 Shush, Elsbieta.
00:35:58 Baron von Espy,
00:36:00 Silly man. I am a baron.
00:36:03 Yes, but do you not
00:36:06 Paying job.
00:36:08 Well, one has to live.
00:36:10 I am the concierge
00:36:13 at Bad-Gadesbourg
00:36:16 And what does that job entail?
00:36:18 I satisfy such requests
00:36:22 Towels, ice, etcetera?
00:36:25 We have bellmen for that.
00:36:26 Such requests that, were you at home,
00:36:30 but to your majordomo.
00:36:32 Shush, poochy-chow.
00:36:34 I see. Baron, do you
00:36:36 Ah, cher Marylin.
00:36:39 Look who is here. Hi!
00:36:44 And she was a guest
00:36:47 Oh, many times,
00:36:50 for relaxing and making
00:36:55 Mm-hmm. I am curious about
00:36:58 January 1998.
00:37:00 Can you remember any specific request
00:37:03 - Yes, I can.
00:37:08 She said that she required...
00:37:11 a husband!
00:37:15 Do you want some bones? Huh?
00:37:18 Has anyone any bones?
00:37:20 Does anyone have any bones?
00:37:24 No, they are not candies. Milk-Bones.
00:37:28 Uh, hard, uh...
00:37:30 We'll attend to the dog later.
00:37:33 Now, Baron...
00:37:35 Where were we?
00:37:39 "She said that
00:37:42 "Oh, do you want some bones?
00:37:44 "Does Elsbieta want some bones?
00:37:46 Has anyone any bones?
00:37:48 Right.
00:37:50 Now, a husband.
00:37:53 Did she specify what kind
00:37:55 Stop him.
00:37:57 - Grounds?
00:38:01 It's not secondhand, Your Honor.
00:38:04 - I'm going to allow it.
00:38:07 She said she wanted
00:38:10 She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths-s...
00:38:15 Can I say this?
00:38:20 And did she have
00:38:23 - Objection, Your Honor. Inflammatory.
00:38:26 - Is this a legal argument..."What's good for the gander?"
00:38:29 Mr. Massey has a point there.
00:38:32 Were there any other
00:38:35 She "specificated" a silly man.
00:38:38 Objection, Your Honor.!
00:38:41 She 'specificated' a man who,
00:38:44 would be easily duped
00:38:46 Objection, Your Honor.
00:38:49 She 'specificated'a man
00:38:52 How you say? Aphilanderer whose affairs
00:38:57 Objection, Your Honor!
00:38:58 Finally, a man whom
00:39:02 until such time
00:39:05 We would say, "faire un coup
00:39:08 You would say,
00:39:10 - Your Honor, Objection! I-Irrelevant!
00:39:13 Tell us, Baron...
00:39:17 Sir, I am the concierge!
00:39:19 And to whom did you introduce
00:39:21 I introduced her...
00:39:24 to that silly man.
00:39:26 Your Honor, objection.!
00:39:28 Let the record show that the baron
00:39:31 I did it! It was I!
00:39:33 I introduced her to that silly man!
00:39:36 - You son of a bitch!
00:39:40 Absolument!
00:39:43 I just love trains!
00:39:45 I love trains!
00:39:47 I'm not sick.!
00:39:50 No...
00:39:53 Not the larynx!
00:39:56 Objection, Your Honor!
00:39:57 I'm going to allow it.
00:40:02 Well, I think it stinks.
00:40:03 They left you with nothing.
00:40:05 Makes you wonder about
00:40:08 like Rodney what's-his-name.
00:40:10 They bought
00:40:13 If I lied or cheated and
00:40:15 then he shouldn't have to
00:40:17 Well, that makes no sense.
00:40:20 Oooh!
00:40:22 Are you all right, Sarah?
00:40:25 Yeah. Wh-What is it?
00:40:27 Peptic ulcer.
00:40:29 I have medication, but I can't take it
00:40:34 You shouldn't be
00:40:37 My goddamn husbands
00:40:39 But a bottle of Bromo
00:40:41 Yeah.
00:40:43 It's a catch-22.
00:40:45 I have to admit,
00:40:49 I mean, do I need 46 rooms?
00:40:51 You could see people.
00:40:53 It's risky. Palimony.
00:40:55 Son of a bitch Marvin Mitchelson.
00:40:57 I'm telling you, honey, getting laid
00:41:03 Maybe I shouldjust tear it all down,
00:41:07 More landscaping.
00:41:11 Well, with my money,
00:41:15 Besides, I have you.
00:41:17 It'll be fun...
00:41:19 Well, thanks, Sarah, but I can't
00:41:24 I'm going to marry again,
00:41:26 nail the guy's ass good.
00:41:29 And this time
00:41:44 Knock knock.
00:41:46 Excuse me. Mr. Donaly?
00:41:48 Mr. Donaly?
00:41:50 Mr. Donaly, excuse me.
00:41:55 You are Donovan Donaly?
00:41:57 I'm in a meeting.
00:41:59 I need a name.
00:42:06 And, of course, we will have to litigate.
00:42:11 Naturally, the first concern
00:42:13 is the welfare
00:42:16 Nevertheless, we do question whether the
00:42:20 are truly justified,
00:42:22 Mr. Massey,
00:42:27 Herb wants to see me?
00:43:02 Fourteen summary judgments sought.
00:43:07 Thirteen granted.
00:43:11 Eighteen movements to void
00:43:15 Eighteen granted.
00:43:17 Twelve court days on
00:43:22 320 billable hours paralegal services.
00:43:29 680 billable...
00:43:32 at full attorney rate.
00:43:36 Eighty-five lunches charged.
00:43:57 Counselor...
00:44:00 you are the engine...
00:44:02 that drives this firm.
00:44:12 Mr. Massey?
00:44:14 Please, no calls.
00:44:16 I'm feeling... a little fragile.
00:44:18 I'm sorry, Mr. Massey, but I felt certain you'd
00:44:22 Marylin... Uh, uh, uh, w...
00:44:25 She's here now.
00:44:27 Is she armed?
00:44:40 Marylin.
00:44:42 How nice of you to...
00:44:44 Marylin?
00:44:46 Shame on you.
00:44:49 Marylin.
00:44:51 What a lovely surprise.
00:44:54 Marylin, what a pl...
00:44:56 - Who the hell are you?
00:44:59 So nice of you to see us.
00:45:03 May I introduce Howard D. Doyle
00:45:07 I'm goddamn pleased
00:45:08 Marylin here, she says you're the best.
00:45:11 Well, thank you, Mr., uh...
00:45:14 Uh, any... any relation to
00:45:18 Oh, you must be talkin' about Grandpa John.
00:45:21 The Deuce, we called him.
00:45:24 But they knocked off that whole John D. routine
00:45:27 Grandpa nearly had a stroke.
00:45:29 He did have a stroke, but that was later,
00:45:32 The government stepped in.
00:45:34 They called it mediation.
00:45:36 He called it
00:45:38 Of course, that's when
00:45:40 Golly, the whole left side of his body
00:45:43 He lingered in a vegetative state for years...
00:45:46 What say we have a seat?
00:45:48 Marylin's had me runnin'
00:45:51 Kinda hit-and-run shoppin', you know.
00:45:54 Forced march kind of thing.
00:45:57 We started out at this li'I oI' place right off
00:46:00 Had pewter things.
00:46:02 But anyway, Miles, I know you're busy and you charge
00:46:07 Howard D. and I
00:46:14 Well...
00:46:16 Well, I suppose that congratulations are in order.
00:46:19 You know, the urge to wedlock and form a lastin' monogamous
00:46:24 As a matter of fact, it might be of some
00:46:28 Even your indigenous Americans...
00:46:31 Howard and I are here because I've learned,
00:46:35 that when it comes to matrimony and law,
00:46:39 And as you are well aware,
00:46:43 ended in an unjustified stain...
00:46:46 upon my reputation.
00:46:48 My motives were impugned.
00:46:50 I was slandered in court.
00:46:52 I was painted a harlot.
00:46:55 Oh, honey, you ain't no harlot.
00:46:57 Oh, yes, honey.
00:46:59 So it's my desire to remove
00:47:03 from the mind of my
00:47:07 Oh, honey, come on, now.
00:47:08 I wish to execute a
00:47:11 And I'm dead-set against it.
00:47:14 Howard's lawyers prefer it.
00:47:16 I insist upon it.
00:47:18 Oh, damn lawyers. Uh, no offense to the
00:47:22 Now, is it my understanding that the Massey
00:47:26 That is correct.
00:47:28 Not to blow my own horn, but they devote
00:47:31 They got a hell of a school up there,
00:47:34 We donated that Doyle building up there here a while back.
00:47:37 Now, I myself went to Texas A&M.
00:47:40 - Business?
00:47:42 And I had a fair amount of success
00:47:44 See, when they line up
00:47:47 it allows me to buttonhook and, you know, do a
00:47:51 post pattern every now and then.
00:47:53 Your tight ends don't
00:47:55 But if the QB calls it,
00:47:57 Interrupt for a second?
00:47:58 I wanna make sure that you both understand...
00:48:03 The Massey prenup provides that in the
00:48:07 for any reason,
00:48:08 both parties will leave it with what
00:48:12 No one can profit
00:48:15 The prenup protects
00:48:18 Without it, that party is exposed,
00:48:23 Not a hell of a lot
00:48:26 No, sir, there is not.
00:48:29 More to the point,
00:48:31 So, are we sure...
00:48:35 that this is what we want?
00:48:37 Absolutely.
00:48:41 It's my gift to Howard,
00:48:43 for his peace of mind,
00:48:46 whether or not he's worried
00:48:49 Oh, honey pie,
00:48:56 Excuse me, Mr. Doyle.
00:48:58 Could I just borrow your charming
00:49:01 Well, okay.
00:49:09 What are you up to?
00:49:11 Something
00:49:14 Howard and I are very much in love.
00:49:17 I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,
00:49:21 You sign the prenup,
00:49:24 Thanks for the professional help.
00:49:26 Marylin, think of me for a moment...
00:49:29 not as an attorney but as a friend.
00:49:32 Does that mean you won't be
00:49:35 Dump him.
00:49:40 Is that all?
00:49:44 No, that's not all.
00:50:02 I could have you disbarred for that.
00:50:05 It was worth it.
00:50:09 A romantic divorce attorney.
00:50:16 You fascinate me.
00:50:25 I'll get right on it.
00:50:30 All right. Thank you.
00:50:33 How's Lionel?
00:50:36 He asked me to deliver the keynote address
00:50:41 That's quite an honor.
00:50:42 I suppose.
00:50:44 What was that?
00:50:46 'What was that'?
00:50:47 Um, Rex Rexroth?
00:50:49 He kept everything? You win? No compromise?
00:50:55 Oh, good God, Miles.
00:51:00 I don't know.
00:51:03 Okay, I won.
00:51:07 What then?
00:51:09 How many cases
00:51:12 The old man?
00:51:15 He's 87 years old, he's the first one
00:51:19 - No home life.
00:51:22 She can't really love this dope,
00:51:24 Who? Uh, who loves who?
00:51:27 Marylin Rexroth.
00:51:29 She signed a prenup
00:51:32 A... Massey... prenup?
00:51:38 Yeah.
00:51:40 Well, then she is not
00:51:44 Only love is in mind
00:51:59 # April #
00:52:02 # Come she will #
00:52:05 # When streams are ripe
00:52:10 # Nay, she will stay #
00:52:16 # A-resting in my arms again #
00:52:30 What the hell's wrong with you?
00:52:32 # April #
00:52:35 # Come she will # #
00:52:41 Thank you for coming
00:52:44 of the love between our two friends,
00:52:48 In today's cynical world,
00:52:50 it's so hard to take
00:52:53 aboard the ship of love and caring.
00:52:56 But today Marylin and Howard
00:53:00 and telling us, their friends,
00:53:02 that they do believe,
00:53:05 that they do love.
00:53:07 Do you, Howard Drexler Doyle,
00:53:10 take Marylin to be your shipmate
00:53:14 through gale and doldrum,
00:53:17 Yes, I do, Father Scott.
00:53:21 And do you, Marylin Rexroth, take Howard
00:53:24 to ports of every clime,
00:53:26 be it in first class or steerage?
00:53:29 I do.
00:53:31 Then, by the power vested in me
00:53:34 and as captain of the
00:53:37 I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:53:58 What do you think?
00:54:01 - What are they, ladles?
00:54:04 Spoons?
00:54:06 Everybody has spoons.
00:54:09 Everybody eats berries.
00:54:11 Hey, everybody! Folks! Hey, y'all!
00:54:14 A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings?
00:54:17 I need your attention for a minute.
00:54:19 Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie personal
00:54:21 Why so angry?
00:54:23 Now, I know it's not common practice for the groom
00:54:28 but ever since
00:54:31 I can't seem to quit
00:54:35 And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so durn good!
00:54:39 Chow Sing, bring that barbecue sauce
00:54:41 There you go.
00:54:43 Put that thing on my neck now.
00:54:46 Now, honey,
00:54:48 I want love and trust between us.
00:54:50 Love and trust and
00:54:52 And this here deed
00:54:58 Well, honey, let me just, uh...
00:55:04 You see this?
00:55:13 This is for you, darlin.
00:55:16 This here is for you.
00:55:18 This here is for you, baby.
00:55:20 Ever'last little speck of it.
00:55:23 I love you.
00:55:25 I mean, I love you
00:55:29 I trust you.!
00:55:32 This here is for you, baby.
00:55:35 Baby, this is for you.
00:55:37 What is it?
00:55:38 It's the prenup.
00:55:41 I love her!
00:55:43 I trust her.!
00:55:45 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:55:47 I trust her.!
00:55:53 You look beautiful.
00:55:55 Ladies,
00:55:58 We have to talk.
00:56:00 I would like to offer
00:56:02 It was a beautiful gesture
00:56:05 Well, Howard
00:56:08 A diamond in the rough.
00:56:09 And I have a feeling that
00:56:12 you'll be taking that diamond
00:56:15 In a month or so, once I've established that
00:56:19 May I offer my services?
00:56:22 But no.
00:56:24 No, I'm retaining Freddy Bender.
00:56:26 Poor Freddy. He was awfully blue
00:56:29 Well, I admire your loyalty.
00:56:31 To lawyers, anyway.
00:56:32 I guess without the prenup
00:56:36 But how did you
00:56:38 It felt like it was his idea.
00:56:40 Surely, Mr. Massey,
00:56:43 to appreciate
00:56:46 Mmm.
00:56:48 # Wish I was a Kellogg's Corn Flake #
00:56:51 Look, now that the marriage is winding down,
00:56:54 have dinner with me.
00:56:57 No.
00:56:59 No, nothing doing until
00:57:03 Oh, this'll be no settlement.
00:57:05 If I know Marylin Rexroth, this'll be
00:57:11 annihilation.
00:57:30 You're gonna win.
00:57:33 I can always tell, going to Vegas,
00:57:36 Well, thanks,
00:57:40 I always win.
00:57:43 # Yeah #
00:57:53 # Yeah #
00:57:57 You know why I hate this town,
00:57:59 You see, people get to Las Vegas, and all of a sudden,
00:58:03 When God is dead,
00:58:06 I saw an ad in the paper:
00:58:08 "No-fault divorce...
00:58:12 Made me sick to my stomach.
00:58:16 Good God.
00:58:19 What's the world comin' to?
00:58:22 One man... What
00:58:25 - Freddy.
00:58:28 He tells me that Marylin Rexroth-Doyle
00:58:31 Ah, yes, but is she richer
00:58:34 She could buy and sell you 10 times over.
00:58:39 - My God, is that her?
00:58:42 Freddy said she was flying in with him.
00:58:45 I'm fascinated by that creature.
00:58:49 Well, she deserves every penny.
00:58:52 And now she's single again.
00:58:56 No. You should stay away
00:58:58 Recite your keynote address.
00:59:08 You're looking well, Marylin.
00:59:12 Obscene wealth becomes you.
00:59:15 I should've known you'd be here.
00:59:18 I'm the keynote speaker.
00:59:21 "Nailing Your Spouse's Assets."
00:59:24 My speech.
00:59:28 Oh, I'm sure you'll
00:59:31 It's an easy crowd.
00:59:33 At this point, I would think you're probably the
00:59:38 Really?
00:59:40 Now, correct me,
00:59:44 I believe
00:59:46 On? You promised to have dinner
00:59:50 I said I wouldn't whilst I wasn't,
00:59:54 Noted.
00:59:57 I would be delighted... honored, really...
01:00:03 Howard!
01:00:05 Howard!
01:00:07 You named him after your ex.
01:00:11 Well, I'm free this evening, so I suppose
01:00:17 Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin,
01:00:20 Yes. Thank you.
01:00:26 Marylin, this is
01:00:29 Yes, we were adversaries,
01:00:32 but we were also professionals.
01:00:35 So let us raise a glass
01:00:43 To victory.
01:00:48 So, how does it feel?
01:00:53 Sorry?
01:00:56 Oh, um...
01:01:00 - Well, frankly, Miles...
01:01:09 I know the feeling.
01:01:11 Independence.
01:01:16 My friend... My best friend...
01:01:21 Sarah Battista-O'Flanagan-Sorkin?
01:01:24 The O'Flanagan settlement?
01:01:28 - Ahh.
01:01:31 - Huh.
01:01:35 More money
01:01:37 Yes.
01:01:39 Don't tell me. She sits around the house, afraid to
01:01:44 And only a peptic ulcer
01:01:49 Yes.
01:01:52 There's a certain point
01:01:55 You realize that you're
01:01:59 Yes.
01:02:07 We should order.
01:02:11 You know,
01:02:16 Neither am I.
01:02:39 Shh.
01:02:59 1,800 billable hours.
01:03:02 1,221 motions to void.
01:03:08 564 summary judgments.
01:03:13 129,999 lunches charged.
01:03:35 Hello?
01:03:37 Miles?
01:03:42 Sarah Sorkin just died!
01:03:47 Marylin!
01:03:48 Her ulcer...
01:03:52 perforated.
01:03:54 Infection.
01:03:58 Miles?
01:04:02 She was alone.
01:04:04 She'd been dead for two days
01:04:12 Marylin, listen to me.
01:04:14 No arguments. No discussions.
01:04:23 - Wrigley!
01:04:27 The music is Simon and Garfunkel.
01:04:31 - You the two gettin' married?
01:04:35 Sorry. Short notice.
01:04:38 Marylin, you're welcome
01:04:41 This is the Massey prenup.
01:04:45 As you know, it's ironclad.
01:04:48 We tried to reach Freddy, to have him here for your protection,
01:04:51 Are you two here to get married
01:04:54 - So you can't hope to benefit from the marriage?
01:04:58 And my wealth is completely...
01:05:01 As if a lead veil
01:05:13 Do you still want to marry me?
01:05:19 Are ya rentin' kilts?
01:05:38 Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey,
01:05:41 of Massey, Myerson, Sloan
01:05:45 take Marylin Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle
01:05:50 I do. Yes. I do. I do.
01:05:53 Let me finish.
01:05:57 To have and to hold, to love and to cherish,
01:06:04 I do.
01:06:07 And do you,
01:06:10 take Miles Longfellow Massey
01:06:15 To have and to hold, to love and to cherish,
01:06:19 - I do.
01:06:54 I'll take care of you later.
01:07:07 No, no, no, no, no. No.
01:07:12 Is it the kilt?
01:07:15 Do you love me?
01:07:19 Can I trust you?
01:07:32 Darling, you're exposed.
01:07:34 A sitting duck.
01:07:54 I hereby declare the 12th Congress
01:07:57 of Matrimonial Attorneys Nation wide... open.
01:08:01 As our first order of business, it is a privilege
01:08:07 From the Los Angeles firm of Massey,
01:08:11 a man whose name is synonymous
01:08:16 Miles Massey.
01:08:35 Thank you, Branco.
01:08:42 In the world of...
01:08:47 In the world of matrimonial law,
01:08:57 In the world of matrimonial law,
01:09:17 Friends,
01:09:22 this morning I stand before you
01:09:25 than the one that
01:09:27 on the disposition of marital assets
01:09:31 I wish to talk to you today
01:09:37 I wish to talk to you
01:09:43 I wish to talk to you
01:09:51 because today...
01:09:56 I stand before you... naked...
01:10:04 vulnerable...
01:10:08 and in love.
01:10:18 Love.
01:10:21 It's a word
01:10:26 Funny, isn't it? We're frightened of this
01:10:29 the seed of our livelihood.
01:10:32 Well, today Miles Massey
01:10:35 that love need
01:10:41 Love need cause us no shame.
01:10:44 Love is...
01:10:46 good.
01:10:54 Love is good.
01:11:00 I am, of course, aware that these remarks
01:11:05 Cynicism, that cloak that
01:11:10 and hides all human feeling.
01:11:12 Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism
01:11:15 in fact destroys.
01:11:18 Destroys love,
01:11:21 and, ultimately,
01:11:24 Colleagues, when our clients come to us
01:11:29 because their flame of love
01:11:33 do we seek to extinguish that flame
01:11:36 through the smoldering wreckage
01:11:39 or do we fan
01:11:41 this most precious flame,
01:11:46 Do we counsel fear or trust?
01:11:50 Do we seek to destroy or build?
01:11:52 Do we meet our clients'problems
01:11:58 or with love?
01:12:06 The choice is, of course,
01:12:10 For my part, I've made the leap of love,
01:12:15 Ladies and gentlemen, this is
01:12:18 as the president of N.O.M.A. N...
01:12:24 I intend to devote myself to pro bono
01:12:28 or... one of those other...
01:12:35 God bless you all.
01:13:24 I love you, man.
01:13:40 So, Wrigley, I'm gonna be relinquishing
01:13:43 If you'd care to join me in my
01:13:47 Of course, I can't offer you the same kind of financial
01:13:51 but the work'll have
01:13:52 Barkeep, we'll have two of your finest scotches.
01:13:56 - I propose a toast. Barkeep!
01:14:01 Now, you'll be serving in a junior capacity, of course.
01:14:04 - Miles, that's, uh... that's, uh... uh...
01:14:08 Let me tell you what they called me
01:14:11 The... I don't see why
01:14:14 Howard?
01:14:16 It's Howard.
01:14:18 He's not an oil tycoon.
01:14:22 Doctor, this is highly unusual.
01:14:25 So Marylin married a soap actor.
01:14:29 So she's... she's... poor.
01:14:33 Get yourself some clean scrubs
01:14:37 - Well, thank God you have the prenup.
01:14:39 - You have no prenup.
01:14:42 You have no prenup.
01:14:54 Thanks.
01:14:56 Okay.
01:15:02 - Marylin?
01:15:10 - Going back to L.A.?
01:15:14 Look, Miles, I think it's only fair
01:15:18 I intend to have Freddy
01:15:20 that would forbid you to approach
01:15:23 You mean, my house. Oh, I believe the
01:15:31 Marylin, didn't last night
01:15:35 Oh. Well, about as much as it'll mean to you...
01:15:41 Oh, Miles, you'll always be
01:15:45 But no more sentiment,
01:15:48 I really have to be going.
01:15:51 The dog's rented.
01:16:02 You didn't win.
01:16:04 Excuse me?
01:16:06 I can always tell, comin' back
01:16:12 You're right.
01:16:18 But...
01:16:21 you're going through with it?
01:16:23 Yes.
01:16:26 I just felt so sorry for him
01:16:29 At the preliminary hearing,
01:16:32 Well, he was beaten, fair and square.
01:16:35 Oh, their pathetic look.
01:16:37 It's what they all fall back on
01:16:44 Just stay strong
01:16:47 Relax...
01:16:55 Do you think he's eating enough?
01:17:00 This woman has humbled,
01:17:03 shamed and disgraced
01:17:08 - Yes, Herb.
01:17:11 this firm deals in power.
01:17:15 This firm deals in perception.
01:17:19 This firm cannot prosper...
01:17:22 nor long endure
01:17:27 dancing to the music of a hurdy-gurdy!
01:17:31 It's just...
01:17:34 Herb, for the first time
01:17:37 I don't know what to do.
01:17:40 I'm a patsy.
01:17:45 Lost?
01:17:47 I'll tell you what you can do.
01:17:51 And let me
01:17:54 You thought you had it
01:17:57 Trust. Marriage.
01:17:59 All your goddamn love, love, love!
01:18:04 Now, you listen to me. I'm gonna
01:18:08 We serve the law!
01:18:10 We honor the law!
01:18:13 And sometimes, Counselor,
01:18:17 But, Counselor,
01:18:21 this is not one of those times.
01:18:34 Are you... WheezyJoe?
01:18:38 Which of youse is Smith?
01:18:40 Well, uh, we're here
01:18:44 on a matter of some delicacy.
01:18:46 - Who's the pigeon?
01:18:49 - Who you want me to kill?
01:18:52 Mr. Smith would like you
01:18:56 terminate...
01:19:00 so that
01:19:03 - Breathing.
01:19:06 by the name of Marylin Rexroth-Doyle-Massey...
01:19:11 Is that one person?
01:19:13 I have some photos here...
01:19:17 of Miss Rexroth, and, um, that's the address
01:19:21 That is Mr. Smith's address...
01:19:24 It's Mr. Smith's address, although
01:19:27 Because of an impending legal matter, we need
01:19:31 - On an expedited basis.
01:19:35 We're not in a rush.
01:19:45 Sh... Sh... Sh... She won't...
01:19:51 Not unless you pay extra.
01:19:54 # Oh, I've been workin'
01:19:57 #All the livelong day #
01:20:00 # I've been workin' on the railroad #
01:20:02 # Just to pass the time away #
01:20:05 # Can't you hear the whistle blowing #
01:20:08 # Rise up so early in the morn # #
01:20:14 Whistle's goin' "toot-toot."
01:20:22 What's the matter, Rexie?
01:20:32 Hello?
01:20:35 Yes, he's here.
01:20:50 Miles.
01:20:53 It's for you.
01:21:01 Hello? Yes?
01:21:13 What?
01:21:17 I see.
01:21:19 My God.
01:21:22 - What?
01:21:25 He was Rex Rexroth's
01:21:28 Yes?
01:21:30 What do you mean, he was?
01:21:32 Rex had a massive coronary
01:21:37 He's dead.
01:21:39 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that,
01:21:41 but you two weren't... close,
01:21:44 Marvin said that Rex's will was four years old.
01:21:49 He was stinkin'rich.
01:21:54 Everything goes to Marylin.
01:22:03 She's not poor.
01:22:05 She is exposed. No prenup.
01:22:08 She's a sitting duck.
01:22:10 No. It would be pointless.
01:22:13 Exposed. Why kill the only woman you've
01:22:15 She's rich. And I love her.
01:22:18 Ah. What? Ah!
01:22:20 You've reached
01:22:23 Hi, it's Miles Smith...
01:22:26 on behalf of myself, that it is...
01:22:28 uh, no-go concerning Marylin.
01:22:30 I'm speaking with no knowledge.
01:22:33 This is what I want.
01:22:36 I am Mr. Smith.
01:22:40 That was good.
01:22:42 - You think I'm protected?
01:22:45 Am I protected?
01:22:47 - Marylin.
01:22:50 - What do we do? What if he's on his way there?
01:22:53 - If he's on his way there...
01:22:56 Get her out and buy some time.
01:23:05 Hello?
01:23:07 Marylin, you must leave
01:23:09 It's imperative that you leave the house.
01:23:11 - Hello, dear.
01:23:15 you know that I'm entitled to use the house.
01:23:17 It's an emergency!
01:23:19 What is it?
01:23:24 - Good gosh. That sounds dangerous.
01:23:28 "liquid-less" gas that... that attacks
01:23:31 and causes diarrhea
01:23:34 Okay. All right.
01:23:38 I think she bought it.
01:23:46 So, tell me...
01:23:51 who sent you?
01:23:55 Mr. Smith.
01:23:57 Is this Mr. Smith?
01:23:59 No.
01:24:02 That's his lawyer.
01:24:06 Whatever they're paying you,
01:24:12 What now? We wait for WheezyJoe.
01:24:16 Careful.
01:24:24 Looks like she's gone.
01:24:27 Good stuff. There's no one here.
01:24:31 Sure. Rottweilers.
01:24:35 You go that way.
01:25:03 Wheezy Joe?
01:25:37 Wheezy Joe, thank God you're in time.
01:25:40 You're not in time. We're in time.
01:25:43 Look, it's a no-go. You get it?
01:25:49 Good-bye. You know,
01:25:52 Hear that? Okay?
01:25:55 No-go. No contract.
01:25:59 Will you explain to the lunkhead that
01:26:02 We'll settle your contract later. Look, you're fired, pal.
01:26:05 - Golden parachute.
01:26:08 Here's what happened, Mr. Carnera. We feel that...
01:26:10 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:26:29 Wheezy.! Uh...
01:26:44 Told him it was a no-go.
01:27:10 Gentlemen.
01:27:15 - Hello, Marylin.
01:27:20 - This is where we first met, remember?
01:27:26 It's hard to believe that when you walk out that
01:27:32 It's not something
01:27:34 But, then, I guess...
01:27:37 something inside of me died...
01:27:39 when I realized that
01:27:43 Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me.
01:27:46 - Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone.
01:27:49 Apparently, from what I can gather,
01:27:52 Miles's house.
01:27:55 A burglar broke in intending to loot the place,
01:27:59 became despondent over his lifestyle
01:28:02 - So where does that leave you and me?
01:28:07 We think it's very generous.
01:28:12 But how could I trust you,
01:28:16 See, that's exactly right. The point is...
01:28:19 I'm not proud of what I've done,
01:28:23 If you couldjust...
01:28:28 Well, if you'll pardon me here,
01:28:33 How could I ever trust you again?
01:28:51 Marylin, there is nothing
01:28:55 it can't be executed
01:28:59 Well, if this, uh, indeed
01:29:04 and a cursory examination tends to support
01:29:10 Oh, my God, Marylin.
01:29:17 Marylin.
01:29:27 Counselor! Freddy!
01:29:31 Freddy.! Come on, Freddy.!
01:29:33 Freddy.!
01:29:39 Did you hear something?
01:29:49 Where did you find Howard?
01:29:52 The actor?
01:29:55 I think you know him.
01:30:06 I guess that means I'm a partner.
01:30:12 And what exactly is it
01:30:22 Who gets what and who gets who?
01:30:25 You'll find out on
01:30:29 Here's the star of our show,
01:30:35 You goddamn right, folks.
01:30:38 And we got a great show for ya. We gon'
01:30:43 - But most of all, we gon'nail yo'...
01:30:48 Nail your ass!
01:30:52 Nail your ass.!
01:31:03 Gus.! Gus.! Gus.! Gus.!
01:31:19 # Give a little
01:31:22 # Let your poor heart bleed, babe
01:31:26 # That's the glory oflove #
01:31:30 # Cry a little
01:31:33 # Let the clouds roll by, babe
01:31:37 # That's the glory oflove #
01:31:41 # As long as there's just the two of us
01:31:47 # As long as there's just the two of us
01:31:52 # Baby, now, win just a little
01:31:55 # Sometime have the blues, babe
01:32:00 # That's the glory oflove #
01:32:48 # Long as there's just the two of us
01:32:54 # Long as there's just the two of us
01:32:59 # Baby, now, win just a little
01:33:03 # Sometime have the blues, babe
01:33:10 # That's the glory oflove # #
01:33:31 # I am just a poor boy
01:33:36 # I have squandered my resistance #
01:33:39 # For a pocketful of mumbles
01:33:45 # All lies andjest #
01:33:47 # Still, a man hears
01:33:50 # And disregards the rest #
01:33:59 # When I left my home
01:34:02 # I was no more than a boy #
01:34:04 # In the company of strangers #
01:34:07 # In the quiet of a railway station
01:34:13 # Laying low
01:34:17 # Where the ragged people go #
01:34:20 # Searching for the places
01:34:24 # Li-la-li #
01:34:27 # Li-la-li-li, li-la-li #
01:34:30 # Li-la-li #
01:34:33 # Li-la-li-li, li-la-li
01:34:41 # Asking only workman's wages
01:34:46 # But I get no offers #
01:34:49 # Just a come-on from the whores
01:34:55 # I do declare #
01:34:57 # There were times
01:35:00 # I took some comfort there #
01:35:07 # Li-la-li #
01:35:10 # Li-la-li-li, li-la-li #
01:35:12 # Li-la-li #
01:35:15 # Li-la-li-li, li-la-li
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