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It Came from Outer Space
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Transcript by rogard |
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Enjoy.:-) |
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Killer Klowns |
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Killer Klowns |
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# "Killer Klowns |
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# P.T. Barnum said it so long ago |
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# There's one born every minute |
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# Don't you know? |
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# Some make us laugh |
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# Some make us cry |
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# These Klowns, honey, gonna make you die |
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# Everybody's running |
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# When the circus comes into their town |
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# Everybodys gunning for the likes |
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# Of the Killer Klowns. |
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#??? |
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# The ring master shouts |
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# Send in the Klowns |
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# Let them do you in. |
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# See a rubber nose |
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# on a painted face |
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# Bringing genecide to the human race |
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# Its time to take a ride |
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# On a nightmare merry go round |
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# You'll be dead on arrival |
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# From the likes of the killer klowns |
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# From outer space |
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There's cotton candy in their hands... |
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Little son of a bitch. |
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Cops. |
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(Police officer) |
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(radio) |
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Nothing yet, Dave... |
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...but Friday night's just started. |
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I'm getting started across down at the park. |
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(Radio DJ) |
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...but now we'll gonna slow it down a bit... |
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...for all you makeout artists |
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Give me a cold one. |
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Fine. |
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I am Jojo, the clown ice cream clown, |
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We'll give you the stick, |
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...and you give it a lick |
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Ice cream, ice cream. |
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We brought it to make it easier for you, |
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Let's take a break! |
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Cool off those hot lips |
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...icy whiteys.. |
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Fudgy wudgy bars... |
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...and everyone's favorite frozen delight: |
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- Jeez, what the...? |
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- Hey! Take your ice cream and get lost! |
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(Girl) |
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(Girl) |
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So you don't want any ice cream? |
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We were getting it |
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Those guys... |
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Great idea, Paul. |
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What do you mean? It was your idea. Hey. |
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Hey...What are you |
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We...we thought we'd park here for a while. |
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You said we could have |
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...but didn't say anything about parking. |
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What kind of girls you think we are? |
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I told you they weren't that stupid. |
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- We want you to takes us home right now. |
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Take it easy... |
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Don't worry, we intend to. |
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(Klown voice over speaker #1) |
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(Klown #2) Don't blame me. |
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(#2) - Hey, why don't we try the drive in? |
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Wait a minute. What's playing? |
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Knuckleheads. |
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Did you know those guys? |
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These guys are my best friends from school. |
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Whenever I wanna have a good time, |
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A night out with those types... |
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...is a total adventure. |
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What am I talking about |
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I would much rather... |
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kissing you... |
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This is great. |
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Yeah. |
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Oh, check that out! |
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- Did you see that? |
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That was incredible. |
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(What the hell?!) |
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Did you see that little sky (thingy) |
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It is Halley's comet |
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There's gonna be thousands of people! |
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Thousands of people will be comin. |
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They're gonna have helicopters and airplanes... |
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...and tacos. |
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This is our lucky day! |
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We gonna be rich, Pooh. |
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- Come on, let's go check it out. |
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It's a waste of time. |
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Ruined our whole evening. |
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Don't give me that. |
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It landed right over the hill. |
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Come on. |
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You can find it, Mr. Adventure. |
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Debbie, don't you want |
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Take it with us. |
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Come on. |
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Okay. |
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Pooh. |
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Come on. |
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Attention, dog. Come on. |
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I'll be greased and fried... |
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What in blue blazes is a circus doing out |
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I love the circus. |
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Come on. Maybe we can |
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Come on, Pooh. |
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I have never seen one that looked like this before. |
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I don't know, Pooh. |
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You know, there's something kind of peculiar round here. |
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Where is everybody? |
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There ain't nobody around. |
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Where is the damn ticket booth? |
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How are we supposed to get in |
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Pooh? |
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Pooh Bear? |
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Where is that dog? |
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Somethin' funny is happenin' round here. |
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What in tarnation's goin' on here? |
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Where is my dog? |
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Where is my Pooh Bear? |
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I'll tear this thing apart |
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This thing is wired. |
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Police station |
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(Door bangs open. Cop) |
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What's going on, Curt? |
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Same old shit. |
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I got 'em boozin' it up in the park. |
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We were just walking through the park on |
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It's a beautiful night. We were walking around. |
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- You guys go to the college, right? |
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So why don't you just stay there |
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Why do you have to come into town? |
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Come on... |
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I mean, we don't have to just stay on campus. |
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Yeah... |
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And it's scum like you |
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Come on, Curt! |
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Come on. Just take it easy! |
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What's the matter with you, Dave? |
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You got a thing for these little boys? |
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Empty your pockets! |
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- We just had a little wine. What's the problem? |
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Just lighten up, Mooney. |
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Back off, Dave. Open container, |
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disturbing the peace, |
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These kids are history. |
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Unless you wanna rewrite the laws, |
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Look, you got this problem with my training, |
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...but if you bring someone into this station, |
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I don't wanna see you beat 'em up. |
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Now if you're gonna fuck 'em, |
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...you and that badge of yours will be history. |
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Tell you what's gonna be history - |
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These kids. |
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Now get them in there. |
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- Get in there! |
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It looks that we have to walk from here. |
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Let's see. |
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(mock indian voice) If instinct serve chief correct... |
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...path lie... |
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...that way. |
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We must travel many moons... |
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Many... |
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...many moons. Many... |
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(Girl) Enough already with the moons. |
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Lead the way, Chief Running-At-The-Mouth. |
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Holy shit! |
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(Boy)That's not a shooting star. It looks like a-- |
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(Girl)...circus tent. |
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What does a circus tent all the way out here? |
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Pretty bad location for a show. |
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Something is wrong. This doesn't feel right. |
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Well, weren't we looking for |
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Come on, this looks neat. |
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No. |
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Let's go. I've seen enough. |
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Come on, Deb. |
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I want to take a closer look. |
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Alone? |
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Would you be more scared if |
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...or if I left you here? |
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If you left me here. Let's go. |
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Come on. Come on. |
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Okay, okay. I'm coming. |
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(Boy) |
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No, Mike. |
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We'd better not. |
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Deb, You'll gonna love this. |
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(Deb) |
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What kind of circus is this? |
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It is that new wave European circus, |
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(mock scary voice) |
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See the Circus Bizarro. |
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Come one, come all. |
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Do not be shy. Do not be stupid. |
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Come see the incredible Miss 50-50... |
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...Half man, half woman... |
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Yes. That's my little lady. |
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Step right up here and see Gumbo, |
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Or right over here, we've got Belinda, |
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Watch here binge and purge |
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Mike, keep it down. |
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God, is this place great or what? |
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It looks as if it was decorated by |
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I don't know. |
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So how much further do you want to go? |
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Let's go til the end of the aisle, |
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Come on. |
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(Suspenseful music) |
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(buttons make funny noises) |
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(door wooshes) |
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(threatening digital music, fanfares) |
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This is not a fun house |
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Not a circus either. |
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(Lightning buzzes) |
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What? |
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I don't believe this. |
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- (Mike) What is it, a nuclear plant? |
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- A missile silo? |
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- A military base? |
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- (Deb) The shooting star! |
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The shooting star we went to look for, |
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(No audible noise, suspenseful music) |
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What was that? |
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I don't know... |
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(Slow footsteps approaching) |
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...but it's coming this way. |
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Here. Come on. |
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( all Mike) Look at this place. |
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It smells like candy. |
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You know, I do not know what |
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this looks like a cotton candy factory. |
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Yeah! |
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This must be where they hang them |
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(Deb) No, it is not. |
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I've never seen anything |
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No. |
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Well that's because nobody has. |
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I do not believe in UFOs... |
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...but if they do exist, |
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Will you just calm down? There's gotta be |
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This isn't what you think it is. |
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Nobody stores cotton candy like this. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Look. |
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(Deb shrieking) |
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(suspenseful music) |
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(levers make gargling and weird noises) |
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Joe Lombardo! |
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(loud clanking) |
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This way! |
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(music gets even faster) |
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(gun or Klown makes weird noise) |
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(popcorn makes whirring noises) |
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- (Mike) Are you OK? |
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Come on. |
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(Deb) Popcorn? Why Popcorn? |
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Because they're clowns, that's why. |
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(menacing circus music) |
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(music changes to slow) |
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(suddenly "dog" starts barking) |
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(constantly barking) |
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Mike, get me of here! |
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(sniffing) |
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(howling) |
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Hurry, they're coming! |
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(Big thump, hissing) |
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(Tires squealing) |
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(Klown growling, impact noise) |
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(Klown growling, Deb screaming) |
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(Deb) We have to tell the police. |
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(Mike) Oh yeah, we'll go right into the station |
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...running around in the hills and killing you |
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I have a friend there. |
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I do not know, Deb. |
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Crescent Cove - 5 miles |
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(electronic guitar music) |
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Come brother. |
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(80ies synthipop) |
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(Tires screaching) |
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What the hell? |
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(Tires, car horn) |
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(rattling, glass shattering) |
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Dave! Oh my God! |
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- Somebody has been killed! |
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You've gotta help us! |
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Who, Debbie, who's dead? |
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- Joe Lombardo. He's dead. |
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Wait a second, guys. |
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Yes, you idiot! They were hanging there wrapped |
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...these... cocoons. |
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- Cocoons? |
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- (Deb) You know, cocoons. |
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Look Debbie, come inside and explain this to me. |
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I'd like to help you, but before I can |
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Drugstore |
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(Girl approaching) |
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- Okay, I'll buy some over there at the drugstore. |
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(Girl #1) Okay? And then we'll go on. |
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Oh, look. |
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(whispers) Cute. |
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(Klown growls, unintelligible) |
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Alright, sit down. |
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Let's start from the beginning. |
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Okay. We were at The Top of the World... |
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...and then we saw that shooting star |
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But instead of finding the shooting star, |
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And that's when we went inside and that is |
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...in those pink |
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(Deb) Dave, it was not a circus tent. |
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- What? What? |
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...and there were these things, |
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...and then they shot popcorn at us. |
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Killer clowns from outer space? |
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Holy shit. |
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Dave, we are telling you the truth. |
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Let me tell you something, honey. |
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I was just over there. |
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Excuse me please, |
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Now just hold on a second, Mooney.They say that |
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Alright, Dave... |
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Okay. |
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Clowns, cotton candy... |
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...flying popcorn. |
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Go ahead. Let us make fools |
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I told you I was |
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Are you gonna believe me or this little this little tramp? |
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Come on, Mooney! |
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I'm handling this, alright? |
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Alright, Debbie, who is your friend? |
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(Deb) Mike. We go to school together. |
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You two were |
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Yeah. |
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I know you, you little fart. |
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You hang out with the Terenzi brothers. |
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Clowns? I get it. |
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Another one of their stupid stunts |
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...to sell ice cream from that goddamn |
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Well, now I really believe this. |
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You better go now, Dave, |
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...before the clowns take over, huh? |
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And when you get back from savin' the world, |
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...I want a full written report so I can give |
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(laughs sarcastically) |
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Look, everything happened |
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We are telling you the truth! |
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Alright, alright. |
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- (Mooney laughing) |
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(ironically) Hurry up, Dave. |
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Go ahead, Dave... |
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Make a dummy out of yourself! |
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But you're not making |
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(Dave) You, in the back. |
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(Merry puppet theater tune) |
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(no audible dialog) |
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(electronic warp sound) |
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(laughing loudly) |
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(laughing ceases) |
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(Boy) Uh...oh! |
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(electronic whirring) |
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(diabolical laughter) |
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(Klown talk, unintelligible) |
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Uh...excuse me... |
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(Shopkeeper) Oh, my... |
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How can I help you? |
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(unintelligible) |
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(crashing noise) |
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(clanking) |
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(crash, bang) |
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(Dave) Alright, I'm going up |
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First I'm taking you home. |
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No way. I'm going up there with you. |
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Debbie, just listen to me, will you? |
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I don't have to listen to you. |
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(Deb) You're not my boyfriend any more, alright? |
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(Dave) That's true. |
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That doesn't change |
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(Deb) Dave, please. |
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Don't do this to me. |
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Alright Debbie, you got a choice. |
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You either go home or I take you back to |
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- (Dave) How's that? |
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(doorbell) |
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(distorted) Pizza. |
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(rock music) |
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- (Girl) Pizza. |
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(Klown laughing) |
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(Boo!) |
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(electronic whirring) |
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- (Woman) Oh? |
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(Woman) For me? |
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Aww Jim, |
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(huh?) |
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(growls) |
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(engine stops) |
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Look, Debbie... |
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May I please speak to Mike outside? |
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Right. Sure. |
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Thank you. |
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- Your old boyfriend? This is great. |
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Probably taking me on top |
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Well, don't worry about Dave. |
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It's those clowns |
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Listen, as soon as you guys leave here, |
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You're gonna follow us up there? |
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Listen, you stay inside the house |
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I'll be back in a little bit and chipper. |
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Okay? |
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You better. |
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It's good timing. |
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(tires screaching) |
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(cheesy shop music) |
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(loud sneezing) |
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Wait a minute. |
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Where is it? |
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- Yeah, that's what I'd like to know. |
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(Dave) So you're saying the |
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The tent made that hole? |
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Yes! It was there. |
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I tell you what the facts are, mister! |
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You said people are being killed. |
| 00:30:36 |
I don't know! I saw Joe Lombardo dead. |
| 00:30:40 |
Oh, so now you just think you saw? |
| 00:30:41 |
No, I know what I saw! I just can't prove it. |
| 00:30:44 |
Yeah right. Turn around. |
| 00:30:46 |
(painful) |
| 00:30:47 |
(Dave) Mooney was right, got nothing |
| 00:30:51 |
- You'll not gonna get away with it this time. |
| 00:30:54 |
Yes, she did, didn't she? |
| 00:30:56 |
- Ow! |
| 00:30:59 |
(load roaring) |
| 00:31:02 |
- Eddie, is that a new bike you got? |
| 00:31:06 |
( big engine revving) |
| 00:31:11 |
(Klown humming along) |
| 00:31:14 |
(derisive laughter) |
| 00:31:17 |
Wooh! |
| 00:31:19 |
Big Bad Jojo comin' into town. |
| 00:31:23 |
- Watch this, babe. |
| 00:31:26 |
Patty! |
| 00:31:29 |
(all laughing) |
| 00:31:30 |
- Mean bike you got there. |
| 00:31:35 |
Can I take a ride? |
| 00:31:37 |
Pal? |
| 00:31:38 |
-(Klown refuses) |
| 00:31:41 |
Can I beep the horn? |
| 00:31:46 |
Oh, thank you! |
| 00:31:50 |
(roaring laughter) |
| 00:31:54 |
He should've let the man ride his bike. |
| 00:31:59 |
(horn tooting) |
| 00:32:02 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:32:03 |
I seem to have broken your bike. |
| 00:32:07 |
(Klown makes sad noises) |
| 00:32:09 |
(woosh) |
| 00:32:11 |
Where did he go? |
| 00:32:15 |
(Klown) Badaboo. Badaboo! |
| 00:32:19 |
(all laughing) |
| 00:32:25 |
(Klown laughing maliciously) |
| 00:32:26 |
(biker) What are you gonna do, |
| 00:32:30 |
(snapping noise) |
| 00:32:32 |
Damn! |
| 00:32:35 |
Come on, let's get out of here! |
| 00:32:37 |
- (biker) Come on, guys! |
| 00:32:40 |
(distorted laughter) |
| 00:32:45 |
(low growl) |
| 00:32:49 |
Here is more ketchup |
| 00:32:52 |
No here is more ketchup. I want |
| 00:32:56 |
You know, this isn't as |
| 00:32:58 |
(laughs) |
| 00:33:05 |
(shperical music) |
| 00:33:38 |
(music becomes menacing) |
| 00:34:01 |
(Mother) |
| 00:34:03 |
You're not going anywhere 'till you've finished your food. |
| 00:34:06 |
(disappointed growl) |
| 00:34:26 |
What's going on? |
| 00:34:39 |
(thrilling music) |
| 00:36:11 |
Alright, get out. |
| 00:36:16 |
Turn around. |
| 00:36:18 |
What are you doing, man? |
| 00:36:20 |
You're not gonna hit me, are you? |
| 00:36:21 |
Just turn around, pal. |
| 00:36:23 |
- Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, I didn't know... |
| 00:36:31 |
Check this out. |
| 00:36:33 |
That's the stuff! |
| 00:36:35 |
That's the stuff I told you about |
| 00:36:38 |
- Where did you get that? |
| 00:36:41 |
That's McReed's jeep. |
| 00:36:43 |
- Who's McReed? |
| 00:36:45 |
He was up here |
| 00:36:47 |
Those are his glasses. |
| 00:36:49 |
They got him. He's dead. |
| 00:36:55 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:37:03 |
(Phone ringing) |
| 00:37:05 |
Crescent Cove Police Station, |
| 00:37:07 |
I want to report an altercation. |
| 00:37:09 |
Wait a minute. Calm down, |
| 00:37:11 |
(Women on phone) - Clowns! |
| 00:37:13 |
are at my front door |
| 00:37:15 |
Clowns, huh, and now |
| 00:37:20 |
are at my front door right now! |
| 00:37:21 |
- Wait. Who is this? |
| 00:37:26 |
Stupid kids and their pranks... |
| 00:37:30 |
(annoyed sigh) |
| 00:37:33 |
Rich little bastards. |
| 00:37:35 |
They shoot 'em all. |
| 00:37:39 |
Daddy sends them to fancy schools... |
| 00:37:43 |
...so the police department |
| 00:37:51 |
(phone ringing) |
| 00:37:55 |
Police Station. Mooney speaking. Yup. |
| 00:37:58 |
Hello, Curt? |
| 00:38:01 |
I think I have a bit of a problem here. |
| 00:38:08 |
(Phone ringing) |
| 00:38:11 |
This is not you too, Mr. Myers. |
| 00:38:15 |
Police Station. Mooney here. |
| 00:38:18 |
(Man) - took my wife... The clowns... |
| 00:38:22 |
Well, you don't need the police. |
| 00:38:28 |
Mr. Myers? |
| 00:38:29 |
(shop music through the phone) |
| 00:38:30 |
(Yelling on the phone) |
| 00:38:32 |
The Terenzi brothers |
| 00:38:37 |
Well, to hell with 'em all. |
| 00:38:44 |
If you want to play games... |
| 00:38:46 |
...you're messing with the wrong guy. |
| 00:38:49 |
(roaring engine) |
| 00:38:57 |
(roaring, then laughter) |
| 00:39:00 |
Jesus! No! |
| 00:39:01 |
Oh no! Come on, Joe, get going! |
| 00:39:07 |
(crash, tires squealing) |
| 00:39:10 |
God! |
| 00:39:12 |
(growling) |
| 00:39:14 |
(tires screaching) |
| 00:39:23 |
Woaaaah! |
| 00:39:29 |
(banging, explosion) |
| 00:39:32 |
(fire burning) |
| 00:39:39 |
(mean laughter) |
| 00:39:46 |
(water running) |
| 00:40:15 |
(rubbery noises) |
| 00:40:44 |
(pop corns twitter) |
| 00:41:04 |
(menacing music) |
| 00:41:17 |
(man grunts) |
| 00:41:30 |
(loud twitter) |
| 00:41:42 |
(continues) |
| 00:41:52 |
- (Twitter) |
| 00:41:57 |
(Screaming continues) |
| 00:41:59 |
I'll call the state police up |
| 00:42:02 |
Maybe somebody up there can |
| 00:42:05 |
It is not cotton candy, that's for sure. |
| 00:42:07 |
Yes. Finally. |
| 00:42:12 |
Look, I'm sorry I've |
| 00:42:16 |
It's been a hard night. |
| 00:42:20 |
Having Debbie involved |
| 00:42:22 |
What can I say? I didn't know... |
| 00:42:24 |
It has nothing to do with you, |
| 00:42:28 |
Obviously she goes for laughs, |
| 00:42:33 |
(bus approaching) |
| 00:42:35 |
(Sunshine charters and tours) |
| 00:42:43 |
(Klown) Yoo-hoo. |
| 00:42:48 |
(circus music) |
| 00:42:58 |
(audience) |
| 00:43:02 |
Boo! |
| 00:43:03 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:43:07 |
(audience) |
| 00:43:10 |
(low growl) |
| 00:43:12 |
(laughing) |
| 00:43:18 |
(elephant noise) |
| 00:43:24 |
(mean laughter) |
| 00:43:29 |
(pleasingly surprised) |
| 00:43:34 |
("Stars and Stripes forever") |
| 00:43:37 |
Just drop me off here. |
| 00:43:40 |
No way. |
| 00:43:45 |
Look! A clown! Right there! |
| 00:43:49 |
(oriental tune) |
| 00:43:50 |
There he is, I told you. |
| 00:43:53 |
-Get him, Dave! |
| 00:43:55 |
Calm down. Let me check this out. |
| 00:43:58 |
(oriental tune continues) |
| 00:44:04 |
(Klown laughing) |
| 00:44:06 |
(music changes) |
| 00:44:08 |
(audience gasps) |
| 00:44:12 |
(gulp) |
| 00:44:13 |
- (Mike) Holy shit! |
| 00:44:18 |
(Screaming and Moaning |
| 00:44:23 |
- Dave, run him down! |
| 00:44:28 |
(Maniacal laughter) |
| 00:44:30 |
(crash)588 |
| 00:44:32 |
What are you doing buddy? |
| 00:44:34 |
Sorry. I freaked out a little bit. |
| 00:44:37 |
Where is he? |
| 00:44:47 |
I don't know. |
| 00:44:49 |
I don't see him anywhere. |
| 00:44:53 |
He's gone. |
| 00:44:55 |
He went straight up. |
| 00:44:58 |
I've seen enough. |
| 00:45:00 |
One Baker five. |
| 00:45:03 |
One Baker five. |
| 00:45:06 |
I was a little worried about you. |
| 00:45:08 |
I thought the big bad |
| 00:45:12 |
Mooney, I want you to listen to me |
| 00:45:15 |
I want you to call |
| 00:45:16 |
There are clowns |
| 00:45:20 |
Okay, let me get this straight. |
| 00:45:22 |
You say there are clowns |
| 00:45:25 |
Okay, Dave, that's it. Screw you and |
| 00:45:29 |
I've had enough from you |
| 00:45:32 |
I know what you guys are trying to do: |
| 00:45:36 |
Well, it's gonna take a hell |
| 00:45:39 |
to get Curtis Mooney to throw in his badge. |
| 00:45:41 |
So fuck you! Over. |
| 00:45:45 |
- (Mike) Aww shit! |
| 00:45:48 |
He cut me off. |
| 00:45:52 |
I gotta- I gotta get back to the station. |
| 00:45:53 |
I don't know what I gotta say, |
| 00:45:58 |
(women screaming) |
| 00:45:59 |
- Get the truck! |
| 00:46:01 |
Forget about the girls. |
| 00:46:03 |
- It is our ice cream! |
| 00:46:06 |
Those aren't killer clowns, |
| 00:46:08 |
The Terenzi brothers? |
| 00:46:09 |
Get back to the station, radio for help. I'll |
| 00:46:13 |
Alright, tell everyone to stay indoors |
| 00:46:15 |
You too. |
| 00:46:22 |
(crash) |
| 00:46:24 |
- You idiot! |
| 00:46:25 |
- Don't yell at me. You were driving. |
| 00:46:28 |
- This whole ice cream thing was your idea. |
| 00:46:32 |
No I didn't. You did. |
| 00:46:33 |
- You did. |
| 00:46:38 |
Hey Rich! Paul! |
| 00:46:40 |
Oh man, am I glad to see you guys. |
| 00:46:42 |
Mike, how're you doin'? |
| 00:46:44 |
No man, listen. Something horrible's happened. |
| 00:46:47 |
- What are you talking about? |
| 00:46:48 |
There is no time to explain. |
| 00:46:53 |
(both) Uh-huh. |
| 00:46:55 |
Tonight, Debbie and I were up |
| 00:46:57 |
...and we found this spaceship |
| 00:47:00 |
clowns and they were carrying these... |
| 00:47:02 |
and they were shooting these.. |
| 00:47:06 |
There is a circus tent-spaceship, right? |
| 00:47:08 |
But it's not there any more but we were |
| 00:47:11 |
And they say we're crazy. |
| 00:47:14 |
Oh come on, you guys. |
| 00:47:16 |
Mike, what do you want us to do? |
| 00:47:19 |
Paul, this is more important |
| 00:47:21 |
There's clowns goin' around killing people. |
| 00:47:24 |
Well, we have not sold |
| 00:47:26 |
- We haven't sold any. |
| 00:47:29 |
At least take me over to Debbie, okay? |
| 00:47:33 |
Does she have any roommates? |
| 00:47:36 |
Yes, she's got two. |
| 00:47:39 |
...with big boobs. |
| 00:47:40 |
Do they like ice cream? |
| 00:47:42 |
They love it. |
| 00:47:44 |
What are we waiting for? |
| 00:47:47 |
(Mike) Come on! |
| 00:47:50 |
Let me through. |
| 00:47:53 |
(both phones ringing) |
| 00:47:57 |
Freak yourself |
| 00:47:59 |
You ain't gonna get the best of me. |
| 00:48:03 |
(all phones continue ringing) |
| 00:48:07 |
I made it through Korea, |
| 00:48:15 |
(phones continue ringing) |
| 00:48:19 |
(door opens) |
| 00:48:28 |
(laughing) |
| 00:48:32 |
What do we have here? |
| 00:48:43 |
Well son, I think you made a big mistake. |
| 00:48:47 |
You're in Mooney territory now. |
| 00:48:52 |
For me? |
| 00:49:03 |
I ought to shoot you right now, |
| 00:49:08 |
So you wanna play games, eh? |
| 00:49:12 |
(Mooney chuckling) |
| 00:49:21 |
Turn around! |
| 00:49:28 |
Alright... |
| 00:49:31 |
I am supposed to read you your rights... |
| 00:49:33 |
...but you're in Mooney's jail... |
| 00:49:36 |
...and you ain't got no rights. |
| 00:49:39 |
Alright, buster. |
| 00:49:42 |
(sharp metallic click) |
| 00:49:44 |
(funny music) |
| 00:49:49 |
(cuffs jingling) |
| 00:49:51 |
(prisoner #1)Hey Officer Mooney, |
| 00:49:53 |
- (#2) Are we gonna be here all night or what? |
| 00:49:56 |
- (#2) Right. I wanna call my... |
| 00:50:09 |
Get your hands up. |
| 00:50:34 |
Get in there. |
| 00:50:44 |
(whack) |
| 00:50:45 |
(Klown growls) |
| 00:50:50 |
(door bangs shut) |
| 00:50:54 |
I don't know who you are... |
| 00:50:57 |
...but before this night's over... |
| 00:51:00 |
...you're gonna be begging for mercy. |
| 00:51:05 |
(woosh and snap) |
| 00:51:19 |
What are you in for? |
| 00:51:33 |
(faint high-pitched noises from the basket) |
| 00:51:37 |
Siren blaring, then shuts down) |
| 00:51:46 |
(phone ringing) |
| 00:51:52 |
Police Department. Hello? |
| 00:51:55 |
(faint noises on the phone) |
| 00:52:21 |
(suspenseful music) |
| 00:52:24 |
(door bangs open) |
| 00:52:48 |
Mooney? Mooney, you back here? |
| 00:52:54 |
(earie silence) |
| 00:53:19 |
(door creaking) |
| 00:53:25 |
(spherical music) |
| 00:53:43 |
God. |
| 00:53:46 |
(Woosh!) |
| 00:53:56 |
(exhales) |
| 00:54:29 |
(Mooney's neck creaks faintly) |
| 00:54:31 |
(mumbling in Mooney's voice) |
| 00:54:33 |
Who was the girl |
| 00:54:47 |
Do not worry, Dave. |
| 00:54:50 |
All we wanna do is kill you. |
| 00:54:57 |
(slurping sound) |
| 00:55:09 |
(Klown makes belching noise) |
| 00:55:16 |
(gunshot) |
| 00:55:20 |
(Klown growls) |
| 00:55:22 |
(blam!) |
| 00:55:23 |
(blam!) |
| 00:55:28 |
(gunshot) |
| 00:55:30 |
(growls) |
| 00:55:33 |
(electronic whirring sound) |
| 00:55:36 |
(accelerating) |
| 00:55:41 |
(Boom!) |
| 00:55:45 |
(Radio)V.C.P.D., this is |
| 00:55:48 |
Dave, Curt, are you there? Over. |
| 00:55:50 |
Jack, we need your assistance. |
| 00:55:53 |
People are getting killed. Over. |
| 00:55:55 |
What's all these reports |
| 00:55:57 |
These clowns aren't people. |
| 00:55:59 |
They are some kind of creature, |
| 00:56:02 |
Look Jack, they're killing people. |
| 00:56:05 |
I know. I saw. He was killed |
| 00:56:08 |
Could you send all |
| 00:56:11 |
(static noise, no answer) |
| 00:56:12 |
Come on, Jack! |
| 00:56:15 |
(crackling) |
| 00:56:17 |
Okay, calm down buddy. |
| 00:56:27 |
(sighs heavily) |
| 00:56:33 |
Debbie. |
| 00:56:41 |
(speaker)Calling all the clowns, |
| 00:56:45 |
Are there any space clowns out there? |
| 00:56:48 |
(Mike) Guys, could you stop fooling around? |
| 00:56:51 |
Look, Mike, come on. |
| 00:56:53 |
cocoons, popcorn guns, |
| 00:56:56 |
- What do you think we are? |
| 00:56:59 |
This isn't the first wild thing you've |
| 00:57:02 |
- Look, you remember Hidden Lake? |
| 00:57:04 |
Oh c'mon, forget Hidden Lake. |
| 00:57:07 |
We would have to be total morons |
| 00:57:10 |
If there are killer clowns |
| 00:57:13 |
...then I'm Porky Pig. |
| 00:57:18 |
(tires screaching) |
| 00:57:21 |
(dramatic synthi music) |
| 00:57:34 |
Loading zone |
| 00:58:07 |
(whirring shot sound) |
| 00:58:09 |
We gotta get the hell outta here! |
| 00:58:30 |
(twittering noises) |
| 00:58:36 |
(gnarling, snapping) |
| 00:58:37 |
(dissonant music) |
| 00:58:38 |
Eww! |
| 00:58:42 |
(screams) |
| 00:59:04 |
(roars, hisses) |
| 00:59:05 |
(sreams) |
| 00:59:24 |
(Deb moaning) |
| 00:59:29 |
(knock on door) |
| 00:59:30 |
- (Mike) Debbie, It's Mike. Open up. |
| 00:59:34 |
(Debb screams) |
| 00:59:35 |
(with Mike's voice) Debbie... |
| 00:59:38 |
(door bangs shut) |
| 00:59:40 |
(jackhammer against the door) |
| 00:59:45 |
(shrieks) |
| 00:59:50 |
(whimpers) |
| 00:59:53 |
(Debbie yelps) |
| 00:59:57 |
(Debbie screams) |
| 00:59:59 |
(laughing) |
| 01:00:05 |
(moaning, shrieking) |
| 01:00:11 |
(electronic warp sound) |
| 01:00:24 |
(Mike) Okay, see this |
| 01:00:26 |
Take a right... I mean, left. Left. |
| 01:00:27 |
- (Rich) Left? |
| 01:00:28 |
- (Rich) Right. |
| 01:00:31 |
(solemn ice cream song) |
| 01:00:33 |
(silence) |
| 01:00:39 |
(Mike) The house's right up..uh... |
| 01:00:42 |
Shit. What is that? |
| 01:00:52 |
Wow...Look at that. |
| 01:00:54 |
(muffled) Mike! |
| 01:00:56 |
(screeching tires) |
| 01:00:58 |
(disharmonic fast music) |
| 01:01:00 |
Come on! We can't lose her! |
| 01:01:17 |
Hey, Mike! |
| 01:01:20 |
(siren and tires squealing) |
| 01:01:21 |
(hectic chase music) |
| 01:01:28 |
C'mon Rich, we're losing it. |
| 01:01:31 |
Come on, Mike, what do you want? |
| 01:01:47 |
Hey Rich, the cops! |
| 01:01:50 |
Woah..... |
| 01:01:51 |
(bang) |
| 01:01:53 |
Shit, Rich, now you did it. |
| 01:01:55 |
I did it?! What do you mean? |
| 01:01:57 |
Didn't I tell you to pull over? |
| 01:01:59 |
No you didn't. |
| 01:02:00 |
Well, I meant "pull over". |
| 01:02:01 |
If you meant "pull over" |
| 01:02:03 |
(Rich) Why don't you say |
| 01:02:05 |
(Paul) Come on, let's see what happened. |
| 01:02:11 |
Dave, are you OK? |
| 01:02:14 |
God. Oh fuck... |
| 01:02:16 |
What the hell are you guys doing? |
| 01:02:19 |
They got Debbie. |
| 01:02:21 |
(Dave) Get in the truck now. |
| 01:02:25 |
Gee, officer, I am really sorry. |
| 01:02:29 |
You might wanna tell me |
| 01:02:30 |
They went that way, but we're lost. |
| 01:02:33 |
(Dave) I do. If you were a clown, |
| 01:02:36 |
(Mike) The amusement park! |
| 01:02:37 |
- (Paul) Great! |
| 01:03:00 |
(small two-stroke engine puttering) |
| 01:03:12 |
The park is closed. |
| 01:03:20 |
(synthi rock music) |
| 01:03:25 |
(low growl) |
| 01:03:38 |
(unintelligible Klown talk) |
| 01:03:46 |
(music crescending, then stopping) |
| 01:03:48 |
What are you gonna do |
| 01:03:51 |
(swoosh) |
| 01:03:55 |
(music continues) |
| 01:04:08 |
(happy mumbling) |
| 01:04:29 |
(approving mumble) |
| 01:04:32 |
(ice cream van music approaching) |
| 01:04:41 |
(Dave) Hey! |
| 01:04:42 |
Everybody stick together. |
| 01:04:47 |
She's gone. |
| 01:04:49 |
(Rich) Wow... |
| 01:04:50 |
(Rich) Hey you guys, this is weird. |
| 01:04:54 |
- Look at this stuff. |
| 01:04:58 |
- (Dave) Yes, but it's not. |
| 01:05:01 |
(Dave) Yeah. |
| 01:05:03 |
Come on. |
| 01:05:09 |
(menacing music, then fading) |
| 01:05:15 |
- Hey. |
| 01:05:19 |
Mike, you take this. Follow me. |
| 01:05:22 |
Alright, you guys, no fooling around. |
| 01:05:27 |
(Rick) What the hell is in here? |
| 01:05:34 |
(mellow music) |
| 01:05:38 |
Ooooooo-hooooo. Scary. |
| 01:05:41 |
- (Mike) Dave, did you call for help? |
| 01:05:46 |
You told them this is an invasion? |
| 01:05:48 |
I told them, |
| 01:05:50 |
(Dave) Where did they come from? |
| 01:05:55 |
They are not clowns. |
| 01:05:57 |
(Mike) They are some kind of animals |
| 01:06:02 |
Shit, Dave. |
| 01:06:03 |
Dave, maybe from the ancient astronauts |
| 01:06:08 |
...and our idea of clowns |
| 01:06:11 |
How come they are not funny? |
| 01:06:13 |
Maybe they're from a dying planet. |
| 01:06:15 |
Maybe their sun pooped up |
| 01:06:18 |
Maybe they need us for experiments, |
| 01:06:22 |
That means they're intelligent |
| 01:06:24 |
(Dave) So why don't they communicate with us? |
| 01:06:26 |
I mean, talk to us |
| 01:06:29 |
Maybe they're just cruisin' through |
| 01:06:38 |
Yeah. Look, everybody, |
| 01:06:42 |
Let's not give ourselves away. |
| 01:06:45 |
(Mike) What are we gonna do when we find them? |
| 01:06:47 |
Can we kill them? |
| 01:06:48 |
(Dave) Yeah. |
| 01:07:00 |
(Paul) Hey, watch this. |
| 01:07:04 |
(Rich) Cool. |
| 01:07:10 |
(faint distorted laughter) |
| 01:07:30 |
(horn tooting) |
| 01:07:31 |
- (Dave) What happened? |
| 01:07:33 |
(Paul) I didn't do anything... |
| 01:07:35 |
Well, don't touch anything, okay? |
| 01:07:44 |
Alright. Now look you guys, stay together. |
| 01:07:48 |
(Rich) No problem. We can handle it. |
| 01:07:50 |
Yeah... |
| 01:07:54 |
(swoosh) |
| 01:07:59 |
(Dave) Alright, let's go. |
| 01:08:02 |
Where did they go? |
| 01:08:06 |
Don't worry about the Terenzi brothers. |
| 01:08:09 |
Those guys are like cats. |
| 01:08:14 |
(groaning and grunting) |
| 01:08:17 |
(giggling) |
| 01:08:24 |
(cheesy rommantic music) |
| 01:08:33 |
Are you Debbie's roommates? |
| 01:08:36 |
(Mike) Wait a second. |
| 01:08:39 |
I recognize this place. |
| 01:08:42 |
This is the tent where |
| 01:08:49 |
(thrilling music) |
| 01:08:54 |
Go Mike. |
| 01:09:08 |
Okay, this is where we were before. |
| 01:09:10 |
(Dave) Wow, this is incredible. |
| 01:09:12 |
(Mike) Looks like they got the whole town. |
| 01:09:14 |
(Dave) We got to find her. |
| 01:09:18 |
Uh...yellow. |
| 01:09:21 |
(Dave) Alright. |
| 01:09:37 |
- Do you see anything, Mike? |
| 01:09:45 |
Impossible, Mike. |
| 01:09:50 |
(elevator door opens) |
| 01:09:54 |
(low growl) |
| 01:09:58 |
(Dave) Shh. Quiet. |
| 01:10:04 |
(distant thunder) |
| 01:10:34 |
(Klown) Ah... |
| 01:10:41 |
(sniffing) |
| 01:11:00 |
(slurping) |
| 01:11:32 |
(huge belch) |
| 01:11:47 |
Paul was right, man. They are hungry. |
| 01:11:50 |
Calm down! Just calm down, alright? |
| 01:11:52 |
We gotta find Debbie |
| 01:11:57 |
Hey. That's the one. |
| 01:12:01 |
- Yes, she's in there! |
| 01:12:03 |
- She's alive. |
| 01:12:05 |
- How the we get her out of here? |
| 01:12:07 |
- Careful, Mike. |
| 01:12:10 |
Debbie? Honey? |
| 01:12:14 |
- Woah! What are you doing? |
| 01:12:16 |
- You can't shoot. You could kill her. |
| 01:12:19 |
Now, just get ready to run. |
| 01:12:21 |
(gunshot) |
| 01:12:24 |
(Mike) Are you alright? |
| 01:12:25 |
(coughing) |
| 01:12:29 |
- (Dave) Are you OK? |
| 01:12:32 |
(Deb) I couldn't breathe. |
| 01:12:34 |
Let's get up. Mike, give me a hand. |
| 01:12:37 |
- Oh God. |
| 01:12:39 |
Come on, Debbie. Come on. |
| 01:12:42 |
Come on. |
| 01:12:47 |
(Dave) Wait a second guys. We can't leave. |
| 01:12:49 |
There might be other people |
| 01:12:52 |
(snarling) |
| 01:12:54 |
(Mike) Come on, it's too late! |
| 01:12:56 |
(Deb) Dave! |
| 01:12:58 |
(growling) |
| 01:12:59 |
(banging at the door) |
| 01:13:02 |
(Klowns howling) Woohoooo! |
| 01:13:04 |
Graagh! |
| 01:13:05 |
Shoot 'em! |
| 01:13:06 |
(gunshot) |
| 01:13:07 |
(explosion) |
| 01:13:08 |
- Let's go. Come on. |
| 01:13:18 |
(Klowns growl) |
| 01:13:26 |
(hectic music) |
| 01:13:29 |
- (Mike) What now? |
| 01:13:32 |
- (Mike) We don't know what's down there. |
| 01:13:34 |
(Deb) Nobody is gonna |
| 01:13:38 |
Come on, Mike. |
| 01:13:40 |
(growling) |
| 01:13:43 |
(gunshot) |
| 01:13:47 |
Why did you guys stop here? |
| 01:13:50 |
(huge growling, snapping) |
| 01:13:51 |
- (Dave) Good reason. |
| 01:13:54 |
- (Dave) That doesn't really matter. |
| 01:13:56 |
Alright, come on. |
| 01:13:59 |
(crazy laughter) |
| 01:14:08 |
Weee! |
| 01:14:10 |
- Come on, let's try it over here. |
| 01:14:17 |
(laughter) |
| 01:14:21 |
Fuck... |
| 01:14:23 |
Come on. |
| 01:14:25 |
Careful. |
| 01:14:28 |
(balloons squeak) |
| 01:14:36 |
(Klowns snarling and twittering) |
| 01:14:42 |
Come on. |
| 01:15:00 |
(Mike) Shit! Another door! |
| 01:15:01 |
(Deb) I can't take this any more! |
| 01:15:04 |
(growling) |
| 01:15:06 |
Come on, open the door! |
| 01:15:08 |
- Another door! |
| 01:15:11 |
Another door! |
| 01:15:14 |
(growling) |
| 01:15:16 |
- Another door! |
| 01:15:22 |
Debbie, come on! |
| 01:15:24 |
(Shotgun clicks empty) |
| 01:15:27 |
Dave, come on! |
| 01:15:31 |
(Dave) Close the door, Mike! |
| 01:15:33 |
- Come on. |
| 01:15:37 |
Come on... Oh God. |
| 01:15:40 |
(Dave) We got it. |
| 01:15:47 |
(Deb) Look at this place. |
| 01:15:52 |
(Dave) Alright, let's go. |
| 01:15:55 |
(Debbie screaming) |
| 01:15:56 |
(menacing music) |
| 01:16:01 |
(twittering, snarling) |
| 01:16:04 |
(Deb) Oh... |
| 01:16:12 |
(Dave) Everyone, up on top. |
| 01:16:15 |
Come on! |
| 01:16:17 |
(Deb) Hurry! |
| 01:16:21 |
(Deb whimpering) |
| 01:16:28 |
(Deb moaning) |
| 01:16:38 |
(huge crash) |
| 01:16:42 |
(ice cream van music pitched up) |
| 01:16:44 |
Rich, Paul! |
| 01:16:46 |
(Paul over speaker) |
| 01:16:48 |
Do as I say OR ELSE! Uh... |
| 01:16:53 |
Gimme the mic! |
| 01:16:54 |
(speaker)I am the great and powerful Jojo! |
| 01:16:58 |
I command you to stop. |
| 01:17:00 |
Do not hurt them. Let them go. |
| 01:17:03 |
You will obey me. Let them go. |
| 01:17:06 |
(Dave) That's our chance... |
| 01:17:11 |
(Rich and Paul babbling over speaker) |
| 01:17:14 |
(Mike) Rich! Paul! |
| 01:17:17 |
Come on, let's go! |
| 01:17:19 |
- Come on, Mike. |
| 01:17:21 |
- Come on, Rich... |
| 01:17:23 |
- Turn it the right way. |
| 01:17:26 |
Come on, Rich! |
| 01:17:27 |
(unintelligible Klown voice from outside) |
| 01:17:43 |
(dramatic music) |
| 01:17:48 |
(faint chain pulley jingling) |
| 01:17:56 |
(Deb) Dave... |
| 01:18:04 |
What the hell is that? |
| 01:18:07 |
(Klown groaning) |
| 01:18:10 |
(HUGE growl) |
| 01:18:12 |
I don't wanna play here any more. |
| 01:18:15 |
(Roar) |
| 01:18:17 |
Let's go. Let's get out of here. |
| 01:18:18 |
Everyone out of the truck! |
| 01:18:20 |
We can't! It's rented! |
| 01:18:24 |
(engine starter) |
| 01:18:26 |
(horn hooting) |
| 01:18:33 |
(growl) |
| 01:18:35 |
(crash) |
| 01:18:48 |
(Rich and Paul) Wooaaaaaahhh! |
| 01:18:53 |
(explosion) |
| 01:19:01 |
- Rich! Paul! |
| 01:19:05 |
(roar) |
| 01:19:12 |
(Dave) Look, there is a way out now. |
| 01:19:15 |
- (Dave) I'll draw attention. |
| 01:19:19 |
We can't, Debbie. |
| 01:19:20 |
- (Deb) Stop him! |
| 01:19:22 |
- (Mike) What are you doing? |
| 01:19:25 |
(roar) |
| 01:19:27 |
(Deb)Dave! |
| 01:19:28 |
(Dave) Come on, guys, move! Run for help! |
| 01:19:32 |
(roar) |
| 01:19:33 |
Over here! |
| 01:19:45 |
(swoosh) |
| 01:19:53 |
(shot) |
| 01:19:55 |
(hiss) |
| 01:19:56 |
(hectic organ music) |
| 01:19:57 |
Come on, you damn clown. |
| 01:20:02 |
Come on, you! |
| 01:20:03 |
(shot) |
| 01:20:08 |
(roar) |
| 01:20:09 |
Aaargh! |
| 01:20:18 |
Come on! |
| 01:20:19 |
They are taking off! |
| 01:20:25 |
(police sirens) |
| 01:20:56 |
(groans) |
| 01:20:59 |
(growl) |
| 01:21:04 |
(bang) |
| 01:21:10 |
(whirring) |
| 01:21:26 |
(fireworks cracking) |
| 01:21:30 |
(whistling noise approaching) |
| 01:21:34 |
(bang) |
| 01:21:44 |
(policemen load and lever their guns) |
| 01:21:51 |
(coughs) |
| 01:21:56 |
Dave! |
| 01:22:00 |
(Mike) You made it! |
| 01:22:03 |
You got it, man. |
| 01:22:05 |
Wow! What a ride! |
| 01:22:08 |
That's the last time we let you drive. |
| 01:22:10 |
(Mike) You're alive! |
| 01:22:11 |
Yeah. |
| 01:22:12 |
But I saw you guys get |
| 01:22:15 |
Oh, that. We hid in the freezer |
| 01:22:18 |
- Does anyone want a dipsicle? |
| 01:22:21 |
- What? |
| 01:22:23 |
Don't blame me. It was your idea. |
| 01:22:25 |
No, it wasn't. |
| 01:22:27 |
You said we could. |
| 01:22:28 |
Hey listen, if it wasn't for me, |
| 01:22:31 |
Yes, you would be a dead pasta. |
| 01:22:34 |
(giggling) |
| 01:22:42 |
Do you think it's over? |
| 01:22:45 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 01:22:47 |
(splatter) |
| 01:22:49 |
(music "Killer Klowns") |
| 01:22:59 |
Transcript mady by rogard |
| 01:23:06 |
# P. T. Barnum said it so long ago |
| 01:23:09 |
# there's one born every minute |
| 01:23:11 |
# don't you know |
| 01:23:12 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:23:13 |
# Some make us laugh |
| 01:23:15 |
# some make us cry |
| 01:23:16 |
# these Klowns, honey, gonna make you die |
| 01:23:20 |
# Everybody's running |
| 01:23:21 |
# when the circus comes into their town |
| 01:23:27 |
# Everybodys gunning for the likes of the |
| 01:23:30 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:23:33 |
# From outer space |
| 01:23:37 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:23:41 |
# From outer space |
| 01:23:44 |
#??? |
| 01:23:52 |
# The ring master shouts |
| 01:23:56 |
# Send in the Klowns, |
| 01:23:57 |
# let them do you in |
| 01:23:59 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:24:00 |
# See a rubber nose on a painted face |
| 01:24:03 |
# bringing genocide to the human race |
| 01:24:07 |
# It's time to take a ride |
| 01:24:08 |
# on a nightmare merry go round |
| 01:24:13 |
# You'll be dead on arrival |
| 01:24:15 |
# from the likes of the Killer Klowns |
| 01:24:20 |
# from outer space |
| 01:24:24 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:24:27 |
# from outer space |
| 01:24:32 |
# There's cotton candy in their hands |
| 01:24:35 |
# says the polka dotted man |
| 01:24:36 |
# with a stalk of jacaranda |
| 01:24:39 |
# They're all diabolical bozos |
| 01:24:49 |
#??? |
| 01:25:21 |
# All look around |
| 01:25:22 |
# What do you see? |
| 01:25:24 |
# Tell me what's become of humanity |
| 01:25:27 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:25:28 |
# From California's shore |
| 01:25:31 |
# Barnum and Bailey everywhere |
| 01:25:35 |
# If you've ever wondered why |
| 01:25:42 |
# Blame it on the plunder |
| 01:25:44 |
# if the likes of the Killer Klowns |
| 01:25:48 |
# from outer space |
| 01:25:52 |
# Killer Klowns |
| 01:25:55 |
# from outer space |
| 01:25:59 |
# Killer Klowns |
