It s Complicated
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(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING) |
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(WOMAN LAUGHING) |
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
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(INAUDIBLE) |
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(LAUGHS) |
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Hi! |
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Happy, happy, happy... |
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Anniversary. |
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(EXHALES) |
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Some things |
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I just thought |
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- He was pausing. |
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- Okay. |
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You two have led an |
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Mmm. For as long as I've known you, |
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you've managed to always somehow |
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That's so true. |
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But honestly, how could it be 30 years? |
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When did we do |
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It was for both |
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Fifteenth anniversaries. |
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God, that was |
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Yeah. |
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OLIVER: Hey, guys. |
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Hey, Ollie. |
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It was fantastic. |
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Next week. |
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It's in three days. |
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Oh, I'm sorry. |
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(ALL LAUGHING) |
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Are the girls going? |
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Yeah, they can't wait. |
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OLIVER: How long is Luke home |
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Um... Only a week. |
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That's it? |
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I know. I hate it. |
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- AGNESS: Hi, I'm back. |
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AGNESS: Here you go, babe. |
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(SIGHS) Well, congrats again. |
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And I'll see |
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Absolutely, I'm looking |
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Yeah. Good. Well... |
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AGNESS: Hey, Jane, what are |
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Oh! A suit or a dress. |
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Fancy. Okay. I like that. |
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Uh, Janey, we'll see you |
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We're at the Park Regent. |
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You said you were at |
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I don't know. |
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We're at |
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Oh. Good. That's... That'll |
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(LAUGHS) |
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Okay. So, well... |
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TED: Bye, Janey. |
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SALLY: I'll walk you out. |
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I thought it was very sweet how |
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Yeah. |
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We do know how to do this |
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Really? |
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That's crazy. |
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(SIGHS) Bye-bye. |
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LAUREN: Gabby, stop. You are |
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You can come back for |
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GABBY: I can't come back... |
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Oh, God. |
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This is clothes? |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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Oh, good, your mom's home. |
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Gabby, you're leaving now? I thought |
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Yeah, except all |
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and they want me to |
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But it's gonna be |
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And you can't even |
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It's Saturday night, people |
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Mom. Mom, She'll be there in a |
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Okay. I'm just gonna |
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and come back |
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You want me to drive it |
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I could be there by lunch. |
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We could go to that big Bed, Bath |
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Gabby? Gabby, can you |
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I got it covered, Mom. |
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Hey, gangster. You gonna |
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You know it. Yeah. |
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GABBY: What up? |
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HARLEY: Oh, no, don't |
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Why start now? |
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(GRUNTS) |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Mom, are you afraid to |
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- No. |
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No, I'm not! One of you |
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I'm just wondering who I'm |
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Oh! Mamacita. |
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(LAUGHING) |
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GABBY: (SIGHS) |
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JANE: Mmm-hmm. |
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Oh, my God! |
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L.A.! |
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(WHISPERS) Oh, my God! |
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JANE: (LAUGHING) Stop! |
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Really doing this. |
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Do it. |
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- Oh, Mom. |
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You don't happen to know |
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'Cause I tried calling him |
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He was at Ted and Sally's. |
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He was? How was that? |
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You and the two |
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I mean, that must've... |
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(HARLEY CHUCKLING) |
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HARLEY: How was that? |
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It was... |
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Whatever. It was fine. |
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Was her lunatic child there? |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Now, listen to me. Call me |
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(GASPS) |
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Do not forget. Gabby! |
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I will! I'll call you. |
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You knock 'em dead, |
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Hey, and call us |
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None of this |
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Right. Thank you. |
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Okay. Bye! |
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JANE: Bye. |
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- GABBY: I love you, guys. |
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They grow up so freaking |
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I just hate it. |
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Mom, maybe you |
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Oh, my God. |
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Bye. Love you, boss. |
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Love you. |
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LAUREN: Bye, Mom! |
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Here you go. |
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
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JANE: Reynaldo. |
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Yeah? Too much sugar. |
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(CHUCKLES) Little bit. |
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Hey, who wants coffee |
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- Everything okay? |
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JANE: (CHUCKLES) Good. |
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Go check on table five, |
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Sure. |
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JANE: Thanks. |
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Hello. |
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PETER: Jane! |
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Peter, Hi! |
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Hi. |
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How are you? |
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Hi! |
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I can't remember, have you |
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Yes. |
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Well, it was... |
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Look what we've got. |
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Your plans. |
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(GASPS) I'm so excited! |
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(GIGGLES) |
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I've been thinking |
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Ten years. |
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Ten years? I know. |
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(CHUCKLES) Mmm-hmm. |
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(JANE EXCLAIMS) |
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Ooh! This is nice. I like |
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That was Adam, actually. |
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Oh! |
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And I love where you've put |
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Adam's idea. |
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(EXCLAIMS) |
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I'm finally getting |
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with four walls and place |
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You actually understood |
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All Adam. |
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I'm happy you like it. |
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I'm so... Hi. |
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(LAUGHS) Hello. |
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So, you read all my e-mails. |
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All 47 of them, yes. |
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Jane, it's 10:15. |
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Yeah? |
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Oh, it is. |
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Sorry, I have an appointment, |
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Sure. |
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And, could you |
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so I could make |
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Oh, actually, I do have |
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In my bathroom, |
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Oh, okay. Sure. No "his". |
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Just "hers". |
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And you don't think in the |
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(LAUGHS) Oh, God, we're |
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No, no, |
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The truth is, in my current |
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and sometimes, the other |
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One sink. Not a problem. |
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But we should schedule another |
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Tuesday's great. |
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At the house? |
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
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Hi. |
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Hello, I'm Doctor Moss. |
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Hi, I'm Jane Adler. |
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So, what brings |
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(CHUCKLES) Well... Please |
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But I'm the type of person |
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who kind of makes fun of |
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Well, I understand that. |
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You do? Good. |
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Because, you know, some women can |
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And, I don't know, just, |
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I agree. |
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Well, good. |
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So, as against the whole |
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(STAMMERS) |
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I do have a problem |
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Me left eyelid |
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and sometimes I find |
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when I'm watching TV |
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I was just wondering if |
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Look straight ahead. Okay. |
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Well, you have the same amount |
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Really? Oh. |
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Well, I'm only interested |
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Jane, what you need to |
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A brow-lift? |
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Well, we surgically |
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We make |
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and then we |
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a little tighter |
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and staple it in place |
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Now, recovery is |
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You could be quite numb, and |
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that lasts anywhere from, |
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Three to six months! |
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) |
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AGNESS: Yes, it did. I am |
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I don't know if |
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No, no. I think |
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that you should |
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Okay. Okay. But that's |
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Jane! |
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Hey. |
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Hello. |
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Hi. |
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PEDRO: Jake. Jake. |
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Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. |
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Uh, hold on, Pedro. |
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Pedro, up! Now! |
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(PEDRO MIMICKING GUNFIRE) |
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JAKE: So, what are you |
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Dentist. |
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You don't go to |
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No. Changed. |
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Oh. |
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(PEDRO MIMICKING CAR ENGINE) |
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(PEDRO EXCLAIMING) |
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) |
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(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
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Yeah... |
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- Okay, buddy. Here we go. |
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Okay, Pedro, honey, |
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See you in the Big Apple. |
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(PEDRO GRUNTING) |
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(WOMEN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) |
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That is beyond! |
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When the three of them |
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(EXCLAIMS) Between that |
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and the headache |
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That was the most |
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(LAUGHS) |
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Jake has lost his mind. |
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Yeah, I don't know. |
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Oh, I know. He's a complete |
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I can't disagree |
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And then he marries her. |
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Well, she has a big job. |
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(SCOFFS) |
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Why do you always say that? |
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Because she does. She runs the |
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or whatever that |
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She can't be that |
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Janey, come on. |
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He cheats on you with her, |
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Then six months later, |
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and runs off with |
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has a baby, then leaves |
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And she's not nuts? |
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Oh, Jo, you are so |
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(LAUGHS) Thank you. |
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No, I mean, you don't |
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- Well, that's true. |
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(TRISHA LAUGHS) |
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Oh, Janey, |
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I met on Match. com |
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Oh, wow, |
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No, thanks. |
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Well, he wasn't that awful. |
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Sounding better |
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You know, it's not healthy to not |
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(EXHALES LOUDLY) |
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Trust me, I am not |
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Oh. |
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Okay, I don't know |
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TRISHA: Mmm-hmm. |
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...but I read online |
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that hadn't |
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that her vagina closed up. |
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(LAUGHS) |
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What? |
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I swear to God, |
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(BOTH LAUGHING) |
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Wait, was it |
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TRISHA: What? Ooh, no. |
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No, she had to have |
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Ouch! |
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JANE: Oh, God! |
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"Hello, Doctor Moss, I have a |
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Bubbee. Bubbee, if you wanna |
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you have to date someone. |
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Seriously. |
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(SIGHS) |
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Anyone. |
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Oh, there he is! |
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JANE: (GASPS) There he is! |
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Oh, hello. |
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JANE: Good to see |
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Hey, hey. |
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Oh, I love it when we're |
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So, what's up, Luke? Did you |
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Oh, yeah, big time. |
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What party? |
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Are you guys |
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Yeah, if you give us your |
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You're having |
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Hi. Adler, two rooms. |
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Hopefully next |
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I have an Adler, J. in a |
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Oh, I'm sorry, here it is. |
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Sorry about that. |
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We are not the ones |
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Mmm. |
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Have the other Adlers checked |
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No, they haven't, ma'am. |
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Now, I just need a credit |
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Mom, can the girls come with |
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Oh, and by girls, |
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Wait, hold on. |
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I have reservations for us for |
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I don't know. |
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Me and my friends are having |
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and the girls said |
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(SIGHS) |
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We're gonna be together |
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Mom, it's his last night |
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Okay, okay. |
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Can I do anything |
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Love your credit card. |
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(LAUGHS) Oh. |
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Here it goes. |
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(CHATTERING) |
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(SIGHS DEEPLY) |
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(WOMAN CHATTERING SOFTLY) |
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(EXHALES) |
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) |
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Hi! |
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Adler, for one, Room 2112. |
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Your table is almost ready, Mrs. Adler. |
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Would you like to wait in the bar? Sure. |
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BARTENDER: Hi. |
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Hi. |
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(EXHALES) |
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I'll have a Pinot Noir. |
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Right away. |
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No, you know, I'll have a |
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straight up with a twist. |
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Right away. |
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(JAKE LAUGHING) |
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(SOFTLY) Hey. |
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Where's your... |
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Uh, Pedro got |
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So, I'm flying solo. |
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Really? Didn't know you |
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Any chance you |
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Just a one-night free pass. |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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You look good, Janey. |
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Yeah. |
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You do. You always do. |
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Your hair's shorter. |
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I like it. |
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Mrs. Adler? |
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Yes? Thank you. |
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Do you want |
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Could we eat at the bar? |
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All right. |
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Mmm. |
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When was the last time |
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You and me? Alone? 1999. |
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So, come on. |
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(LAUGHING) |
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So, how are things in |
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I can't believe it took you |
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Sperm issues? |
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Apparently, yes. |
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(SIGHS) A baby? |
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Really, Jake? |
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So, the next time you go to a |
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I believe the number |
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(CHUCKLING) Okay. Yeah. |
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Seriously, |
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Why are we |
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I thought we were |
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Where did you |
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JANE: Why do you want to |
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Just tell me how long |
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Oh, please, |
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I know, but I always |
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Little jealous? |
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Yes. |
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Oh, the man is married now. |
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I don't care. How long? |
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Eight months. |
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Long. |
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(LAUGHS) Not long. |
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No! |
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(INAUDIBLE) |
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(BOTH LAUGHING) |
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(WHISTLES) |
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(INAUDIBLE) |
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(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) |
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This song reminds me of your birthday |
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Oh! Oh, that was |
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So fun. You wore |
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(EXCLAIMS) Yeah. |
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Oh, man. |
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You wanna dance? |
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No. |
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(JANE EXCLAIMS) |
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(BOTH WHOOPING) |
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You're married |
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Tell me about it. |
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(GASPS) |
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(BOTH PANTING) |
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(GROANS) |
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Home sweet home. |
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Oh! Oh, God! |
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That was one crazy ride. |
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I thought we were |
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(LAUGHING) |
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I'm having |
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Totally. |
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You're so great, Janey. I |
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(STUTTERS) |
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I'm so dizzy. |
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And the Pilates are |
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(GROANS) |
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(VOMITS) |
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Oh, no! Are you okay? |
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Look the other way, Jake. |
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Why? |
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Because I have to get up. |
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Well, Jane, |
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Look the other way, Jake! |
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(JANE VOMITS) |
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(TOILET FLUSHING) |
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(JANE GROANING) |
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Are you okay? |
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What is wrong with us? |
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What do you mean? This was |
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(GROANING) Oh, |
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This is the dumbest thing |
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Oh, really? I don't know. |
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but off the top of my head |
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so something about |
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And FYI, I like that you |
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You've gone native. |
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(SOFTLY) I was into it. |
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(CROWD CHEERING) |
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I love you. |
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Do you see him? |
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(JANE EXCLAIMS) |
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GABBY: There he is! |
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(CHEERING) |
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(ALL WHOOPING) |
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Hey! |
00:23:50 |
Oh! |
00:23:51 |
(SCREAMING) |
00:23:56 |
(WHISTLES) |
00:23:58 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:24:02 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
00:24:09 |
(WHOOPING) |
00:24:11 |
Lukey! |
00:24:14 |
(SOBBING) |
00:24:17 |
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
00:24:22 |
All I hear is Luke David |
00:24:24 |
I got to jump |
00:24:26 |
From our seats it |
00:24:28 |
crowd-surfing at |
00:24:30 |
LUKE: Come on. |
00:24:31 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
00:24:33 |
You okay? |
00:24:34 |
Yeah. Totally. |
00:24:37 |
(GASPS) |
00:24:38 |
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) |
00:24:41 |
(THUDS) |
00:24:43 |
I would like to propose |
00:24:48 |
To me? What? |
00:24:50 |
Now, I've done my part with |
00:24:55 |
Very talented you. |
00:24:56 |
Oh, God! |
00:24:58 |
Gabby, I'm serious. |
00:24:59 |
Jane, you've done |
00:25:03 |
as you always do. |
00:25:04 |
When I look at you three |
00:25:09 |
I think of all the work |
00:25:13 |
Much of it without my help. |
00:25:15 |
Dude, pull it together. |
00:25:17 |
Yeah. |
00:25:19 |
Janey, I take |
00:25:22 |
Okay, Jake. Thank you. |
00:25:24 |
Out of nowhere sudden appreciation. |
00:25:28 |
Not totally out of nowhere, |
00:25:32 |
(CHOKES) Which I don't. |
00:25:35 |
What's he... |
00:25:36 |
I have no idea. |
00:25:38 |
Can we just move on. |
00:25:40 |
Okay, I would like to say |
00:25:44 |
No offense to the lovely Agnes |
00:25:47 |
(SNORTS) |
00:25:49 |
Not nice. |
00:25:50 |
Not nice. |
00:25:51 |
I know, I'm sorry. |
00:25:53 |
But I just wanted to say, |
00:25:59 |
Just being with |
00:26:01 |
Plus Harley, |
00:26:04 |
I don't think we've |
00:26:07 |
Had a meal together |
00:26:10 |
You mean other than the |
00:26:12 |
LUKE: Oh, I know |
00:26:14 |
It's been awesome just for |
00:26:38 |
Something feels right in the |
00:26:44 |
So, who's coming home, when? |
00:26:47 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:26:50 |
Hey. So how's Pedro feeling? |
00:26:52 |
(JANE EXHALES) |
00:26:53 |
Okay, we're gonna |
00:26:54 |
Three of us leave |
00:26:56 |
and Luke's coming home |
00:26:58 |
JAKE: Uh, I will. |
00:26:59 |
Great. |
00:27:00 |
I'll call you |
00:27:03 |
Hey, Janey, |
00:27:05 |
I'm on the 4 o'clock. |
00:27:07 |
Oh! Too bad, |
00:27:09 |
That's nuts! Why don't you |
00:27:11 |
Yeah, I could try. |
00:27:14 |
It's been great, |
00:27:16 |
Mom, he's just |
00:27:17 |
I know. I know. I know. |
00:27:21 |
So, thank you for staying. |
00:27:22 |
Absolutely, yeah. |
00:27:23 |
You be good. |
00:27:26 |
(CHUCKLES) Thanks, Mom. |
00:27:27 |
(CHUCKLES) You can |
00:27:29 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:27:35 |
(CHUCKLES) It was really fun. |
00:27:38 |
MALE NARRATOR ON CAR STEREO: |
00:27:40 |
to make your divorce |
00:27:42 |
by breaking |
00:27:45 |
Accept your ex |
00:27:48 |
A very big ho! |
00:27:49 |
MALE NARRATOR: |
00:27:51 |
when you first |
00:27:52 |
There she is. |
00:27:57 |
Jane! |
00:28:01 |
It's Adam. |
00:28:02 |
Oh! It's 8:30, |
00:28:05 |
Are we still okay? |
00:28:06 |
(EXHALES) Yes! Yes! |
00:28:08 |
(PANTS) Really sorry. Can you give |
00:28:12 |
Sure. Come on in. |
00:28:13 |
Thanks. |
00:28:15 |
MALE NARRATOR: But perhaps |
00:28:17 |
in going through your divorce |
00:28:20 |
Forgiveness is the key to... |
00:28:22 |
Oh! Oh! Sorry. |
00:28:23 |
Forgiveness is... |
00:28:25 |
(SOFT CHUCKLE) |
00:28:27 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:28:29 |
In spite of your hurt feelings, |
00:28:32 |
(GIGGLES) |
00:28:33 |
(LAUGHS) Well... |
00:28:35 |
(EXHALES) |
00:28:37 |
Just getting a divorce? |
00:28:39 |
Yeah. |
00:28:42 |
Whoa! |
00:28:43 |
(CHUCKLES) It's, uh, |
00:28:47 |
Here's the good news. |
00:28:49 |
In two more years you'll actually |
00:28:53 |
In two more years |
00:28:56 |
Why am I having trouble |
00:29:00 |
Maybe that was |
00:29:03 |
Oh, God, I hope so. |
00:29:05 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:29:13 |
ADAM: Oh, I have an idea. |
00:29:16 |
So, if we move |
00:29:18 |
uh, we can bring |
00:29:19 |
which is really where |
00:29:21 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I would |
00:29:23 |
(SIGHS) |
00:29:24 |
I have an idea. What if |
00:29:28 |
like 6 or 8 feet that way, just so |
00:29:33 |
Not possible? |
00:29:35 |
(CHUCKLES) Yes. But you'd |
00:29:37 |
walk out your bedroom door and |
00:29:40 |
(LAUGHS) I forgot it |
00:29:43 |
But I see where |
00:29:44 |
so let me see |
00:29:46 |
By the way, this property is so great. |
00:29:48 |
Have you lived here |
00:29:49 |
About 10 years I tried... |
00:29:51 |
(MUSIC PLAYING |
00:29:53 |
Oh! I bought the place right |
00:29:57 |
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) |
00:30:00 |
until now to be able |
00:30:03 |
Good morning. |
00:30:05 |
Uh... Hi. |
00:30:06 |
Am I interrupting? |
00:30:08 |
Adam, this is |
00:30:10 |
ADAM: Oh! |
00:30:11 |
Adam Schaeffer, |
00:30:13 |
Hi. |
00:30:14 |
Uh, can I take a look? |
00:30:20 |
Wow! You're finally getting |
00:30:24 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. |
00:30:25 |
Hmm. Huge bedroom. |
00:30:28 |
(STUTTERS) No, |
00:30:32 |
Why don't I show these to you a |
00:30:36 |
ADAM: Uh... I, I think our next |
00:30:39 |
and see how it |
00:30:41 |
Yeah, that would be great. |
00:30:42 |
So, I will email you |
00:30:44 |
Sounds great. |
00:30:46 |
Jake, nice meeting you. |
00:30:48 |
Yeah, you, too. |
00:30:51 |
Got time for |
00:30:53 |
JANE: Sure. |
00:31:01 |
Why haven't you returned |
00:31:04 |
Jake, come on! |
00:31:09 |
We have to just never do |
00:31:14 |
(INHALES) |
00:31:16 |
You are |
00:31:18 |
an awful person, basically. |
00:31:20 |
(VOICE QUIVERING) |
00:31:23 |
What we did was so wrong |
00:31:27 |
And it was so right |
00:31:29 |
Admit it. |
00:31:31 |
No, it wasn't. |
00:31:32 |
On no Ivies was it right. |
00:31:34 |
You can't say we didn't |
00:31:37 |
Sitting at the bar, dancing. |
00:31:39 |
After dancing. Come on. |
00:31:41 |
You and I haven't had fun |
00:31:43 |
Yes, because we're not |
00:31:47 |
We are divorced. |
00:31:50 |
(SIGHING DEEPLY) |
00:31:51 |
Are you, like, what, unhappy at |
00:31:56 |
Or did you just want to know what |
00:31:59 |
What is this? |
00:32:01 |
I'd be lying if I said I |
00:32:03 |
I think about you a lot. |
00:32:06 |
And, no, it's not perfect at |
00:32:11 |
I've got three grown kids and I'm |
00:32:13 |
I'm a waking cliché. |
00:32:15 |
And I can't, literally, |
00:32:19 |
about what happened |
00:32:21 |
Fate brought us together |
00:32:25 |
And I know you've moved on |
00:32:29 |
But you can't deny that something |
00:32:33 |
Can't we just go with it? |
00:32:36 |
No one has to know. |
00:32:38 |
(CHUCKLES) Wow. |
00:32:39 |
You were so great, |
00:32:42 |
How often do you get |
00:32:45 |
You can run and |
00:32:47 |
and build your |
00:32:50 |
But what about having someone to |
00:32:55 |
Not high on |
00:32:58 |
What if that someone is |
00:33:00 |
since you were 23? |
00:33:03 |
And loved you |
00:33:06 |
for most of your life. |
00:33:08 |
Oh, man! |
00:33:12 |
I forgot what |
00:33:15 |
Give this a shot, Janey. |
00:33:18 |
Life is short |
00:33:20 |
Don't discount what |
00:33:23 |
You know what they say, |
00:33:24 |
"People who live in nursing |
00:33:28 |
"than the people |
00:33:30 |
So you're saying this is |
00:33:34 |
Honey, I know it is. |
00:33:39 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:33:46 |
(JANE BREATHES HEAVILY) |
00:33:47 |
(JANE GROANS) |
00:33:50 |
Oh, God! Oh, God! |
00:33:54 |
(WHIMPERS) We're |
00:33:57 |
Why do you need |
00:34:00 |
Because that's what this is. |
00:34:03 |
Yes, in its crassest form maybe, |
00:34:08 |
Just because we were |
00:34:10 |
does not not |
00:34:13 |
Okay, but since we were together for |
00:34:18 |
Really? You want to run |
00:34:27 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:34:29 |
Okay, will you |
00:34:31 |
You're on my side. |
00:34:32 |
I'm feeling a little, |
00:34:36 |
Since when is this your |
00:34:38 |
Come on, just... Please? |
00:34:40 |
(BOTH GRUNTING) |
00:34:42 |
Can I interest |
00:34:44 |
(CHUCKLES) No. |
00:34:51 |
Why do you think the sex |
00:34:57 |
I don't know. |
00:35:04 |
(LAUGHS) I got to go to work. |
00:35:07 |
Okay. Me, too. |
00:35:18 |
You see what happens when |
00:35:21 |
She lets me eat everything. |
00:35:25 |
(SCOFFS) |
00:35:26 |
Would you hand me |
00:35:29 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:35:30 |
And, um, turn around. |
00:35:33 |
(SCOFFS) Why do I have |
00:35:36 |
Because the last |
00:35:37 |
standing up naked |
00:35:41 |
Things look different |
00:35:45 |
(CHUCKLES) You've |
00:35:47 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. |
00:35:49 |
I think it would be |
00:35:51 |
to just not talk |
00:35:55 |
You know what I think, |
00:35:58 |
I think we're doing |
00:36:01 |
All the things that tore us |
00:36:04 |
I'd say our problems |
00:36:08 |
(LAUGHS) What? |
00:36:09 |
Didn't you always say you |
00:36:11 |
Wasn't that our big issue? |
00:36:13 |
Both of us always feeling |
00:36:17 |
Look at us now. You're |
00:36:21 |
You're not exhausted |
00:36:22 |
You're not catering |
00:36:23 |
or busy all day |
00:36:25 |
And I'm calmer. |
00:36:29 |
I'm a partner. I'm there. |
00:36:31 |
We both grew into the people |
00:36:35 |
Really? |
00:36:37 |
Well, you're better than I am at |
00:36:41 |
Do you remember never |
00:36:43 |
(LAUGHS) Now look at us. |
00:36:45 |
We've already done it two times |
00:36:48 |
I swear to God, if half |
00:36:51 |
got back together |
00:36:53 |
their problems |
00:36:55 |
I think we're |
00:36:56 |
(CHUCKLES) Not sure |
00:36:59 |
And, also, we are |
00:37:01 |
And I know other divorced |
00:37:04 |
They wonder, "What if?" |
00:37:07 |
You know, I think this |
00:37:11 |
(LAUGHS) How is |
00:37:15 |
I have a young wife but I am |
00:37:21 |
Not old. You know, "ex." |
00:37:27 |
You're doing that |
00:37:28 |
like you're not |
00:37:29 |
but think about |
00:37:32 |
You got any of your |
00:37:34 |
It's been so long |
00:37:35 |
Oh, you miss it? |
00:37:36 |
So much. |
00:37:38 |
We sell it for 6.50 |
00:37:40 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, well, why |
00:37:44 |
(GASPS) God! |
00:37:46 |
Ooh. Kiss goodbye? |
00:37:47 |
Mmm. |
00:37:48 |
(CHUCKLING) Ooh! |
00:37:53 |
I can do that. Oh, honey, |
00:37:56 |
Oh, God! |
00:37:58 |
(WOMEN CHATTERING) |
00:38:03 |
Oh, my God! Now what? |
00:38:05 |
(GASPS) Three pies? |
00:38:08 |
I don't know what's got into me |
00:38:12 |
(BREATHES HEAVILY) |
00:38:13 |
...which is probably the result |
00:38:16 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:38:17 |
(BLOWING RASPBERRY) |
00:38:19 |
I'm actually not kidding. |
00:38:23 |
I'm having an affair. |
00:38:27 |
With a married man. |
00:38:29 |
(GASPS) |
00:38:30 |
What? |
00:38:31 |
JOANNE: When did |
00:38:32 |
Where did you meet him? |
00:38:34 |
(CHUCKLING) "Where did I..." |
00:38:37 |
New York, last week? |
00:38:38 |
JANE: Mmm-hmm. |
00:38:39 |
We did it once there |
00:38:43 |
Or maybe, maybe more |
00:38:46 |
I don't know. |
00:38:48 |
You had drunken sex with |
00:38:50 |
when you went back |
00:38:52 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Turns out, |
00:38:56 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:38:58 |
(LAUGHS) Wait, wait, |
00:39:00 |
(GASPS) You're not saying... |
00:39:03 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:39:04 |
What? |
00:39:05 |
No! You're not! |
00:39:07 |
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes, I am. |
00:39:10 |
I am having an affair with |
00:39:13 |
(ALL SCREAMING) |
00:39:14 |
JOANNE: Oh, God! |
00:39:17 |
That is genius. |
00:39:20 |
Well, it's also |
00:39:24 |
I know. I know. |
00:39:26 |
Oh, please, |
00:39:28 |
(SOBS) But I'm, I'm so happy |
00:39:33 |
This is the most out-of-control |
00:39:37 |
Literally! You know me. |
00:39:38 |
Yes! We do. |
00:39:40 |
You've never done |
00:39:41 |
or bad ever. |
00:39:42 |
Ever! |
00:39:44 |
DIANE: So, |
00:39:46 |
Well... |
00:39:47 |
I'm sorry. |
00:39:49 |
And he was yours first. |
00:39:51 |
True. |
00:39:52 |
(CHUCKLING) Not that I |
00:39:54 |
- Of course, not. |
00:39:55 |
You can do better than Jake. |
00:39:58 |
Thanks. |
00:40:00 |
No. I mean, |
00:40:03 |
You've blossomed. You've |
00:40:06 |
(LAUGHS) Yeah. |
00:40:08 |
Just please don't let him |
00:40:10 |
I won't. |
00:40:12 |
DIANE: Janey, there's |
00:40:15 |
You don't have to cook for |
00:40:17 |
You don't even actually |
00:40:19 |
I know. I have |
00:40:21 |
(ALL LAUGH) |
00:40:23 |
But, girls, what about the fact |
00:40:27 |
I'm the one we hate! |
00:40:29 |
Oh, forget about that. Agnes |
00:40:31 |
even in this scenario. |
00:40:33 |
Yeah, karma is the |
00:40:36 |
Let's hope so. |
00:40:37 |
Okay, tell me everything! Wait, |
00:40:40 |
I want details. Details, |
00:40:44 |
JANE: Reynaldo! |
00:40:46 |
Mmm? |
00:40:47 |
I want to change |
00:40:50 |
Give it more life. |
00:40:53 |
What did you do, |
00:40:55 |
No, I don't think so. |
00:40:57 |
Something about you |
00:40:58 |
A little more caliente? |
00:41:00 |
Caliente? |
00:41:01 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:41:03 |
Whatever it is, |
00:41:04 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:41:06 |
(CHUCKLES) Hello? Oh, no, |
00:41:11 |
(PANTING) Adam, |
00:41:15 |
My mind is just... |
00:41:18 |
You know, if I were |
00:41:20 |
maybe you don't really |
00:41:21 |
Oh, no, no, |
00:41:24 |
I'm really sorry. |
00:41:25 |
It's okay. |
00:41:27 |
(BREATHES HEAVILY) |
00:41:30 |
Yeah, it's feeling really good. |
00:41:34 |
Uh-huh. |
00:41:35 |
You come down |
00:41:37 |
The windows all along here. |
00:41:38 |
Okay. |
00:41:39 |
Great. Love it! |
00:41:41 |
And from here to there... Well, |
00:41:47 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:41:48 |
Your kitchen. |
00:41:51 |
We're in the eating area now. |
00:41:54 |
Good. |
00:41:55 |
Right now, we're at |
00:41:57 |
(CHUCKLING) Oh! |
00:42:00 |
I thought so, too. |
00:42:01 |
Yeah. Oh! |
00:42:05 |
(EXHALES) |
00:42:07 |
This is heaven! |
00:42:08 |
It's gonna be cool. |
00:42:11 |
You wanna go upstairs? |
00:42:17 |
(GASPS) Oh! |
00:42:19 |
So if you were lying in bed, |
00:42:23 |
Oh! |
00:42:27 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:42:35 |
Oh, gosh! |
00:42:37 |
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. |
00:42:42 |
(WATER RUNNING) |
00:42:43 |
JAKE: (WHISPERING) Janey? |
00:42:56 |
(GLASS SHATTERS) |
00:42:57 |
(AGNESS GROANS) |
00:42:58 |
AGNESS: Jake! |
00:42:59 |
Coming! |
00:43:03 |
What were you |
00:43:05 |
Going to the bathroom. |
00:43:06 |
The toilet isn't flushed. |
00:43:08 |
Yes, it did. |
00:43:09 |
Why were you in the shower |
00:43:10 |
with your clothes on? |
00:43:12 |
(CHUCKLING) What are |
00:43:15 |
I heard the shower |
00:43:18 |
What do you have, Xray ears? |
00:43:19 |
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. |
00:43:21 |
(PANTS) What's up, Pedro? |
00:43:22 |
Jake took a shower |
00:43:25 |
(FORCED CHUCKLE) |
00:43:27 |
Oh, Pedro, darling. |
00:43:29 |
Well, what's he |
00:43:30 |
I don't speak Pedro. |
00:43:31 |
That's your department. |
00:43:33 |
Don't go in the kitchen, P. |
00:43:36 |
Yo, can you help? |
00:43:38 |
Yo, can you? |
00:43:45 |
That looks amazing. |
00:43:46 |
(LAUGHS) It's called |
00:43:49 |
It was the first thing I learned |
00:43:53 |
because the ingredients |
00:43:55 |
When did you |
00:43:56 |
When I was in |
00:43:59 |
I went there to take |
00:44:02 |
and I ended up |
00:44:03 |
working as an apprentice |
00:44:06 |
Wow, that's brave. |
00:44:07 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:44:11 |
Thank you for taking |
00:44:13 |
and turning them into |
00:44:15 |
You are rapidly becoming |
00:44:17 |
one of the most appreciative |
00:44:19 |
(CHUCKLES) I don't know |
00:44:22 |
I'm always surprised when |
00:44:24 |
(SIGHS) |
00:44:26 |
Really? |
00:44:42 |
I know it's none of my |
00:44:45 |
trying to figure out why |
00:44:48 |
And what did |
00:44:50 |
Something in the "you're |
00:44:53 |
That, and my wife fell in |
00:44:56 |
Oh! No. |
00:44:58 |
We were on a biking trip, he |
00:45:01 |
through Tuscany, and on |
00:45:05 |
they announced that |
00:45:06 |
(EXHALES) How awful! |
00:45:08 |
Not a great |
00:45:09 |
Oh! I can just imagine. |
00:45:12 |
Sitting there |
00:45:14 |
with your wife, |
00:45:16 |
Oh, that's rough. |
00:45:17 |
Well, actually, |
00:45:18 |
I flew home with Carol, |
00:45:21 |
And you can't imagine what it's |
00:45:24 |
who's crying on a plane |
00:45:26 |
(CHUCKLES) I don't blame her. |
00:45:28 |
I'm talking about me. |
00:45:29 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:45:31 |
But anyway, |
00:45:32 |
and it's pretty much |
00:45:35 |
But you and your ex, |
00:45:37 |
the other morning |
00:45:38 |
I thought, "Wow. That's the |
00:45:41 |
You two really seem |
00:45:43 |
Well... Yeah. We're not as |
00:46:01 |
(ADAM AND JANE LAUGHllNG) |
00:46:04 |
I hope you don't think that |
00:46:08 |
but I know what it's like |
00:46:11 |
and not have that much |
00:46:14 |
I mean, |
00:46:17 |
Oh, constantly, actually. |
00:46:20 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:46:21 |
Yeah. Everyone I know |
00:46:22 |
or have ever known |
00:46:24 |
and sometimes |
00:46:26 |
I don't really know |
00:46:28 |
(CHUCKLING) But |
00:46:30 |
Not yet. |
00:46:32 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:46:34 |
Actually, I find it |
00:46:36 |
The last time I was in |
00:46:39 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:46:41 |
And it's a lot more |
00:46:42 |
(CHUCKLES) Oh, I know. |
00:46:43 |
I can't tell you |
00:46:44 |
to have a conversation |
00:46:45 |
and have the pressure off, |
00:46:49 |
(CHUCKLES) That was |
00:46:51 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. |
00:46:53 |
Do you have a guy in your |
00:46:55 |
No. |
00:46:57 |
(CHUCKLES) No. |
00:47:00 |
(JANE LAUGHING) |
00:47:05 |
(CHATTERING) |
00:47:20 |
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) |
00:47:25 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
00:47:29 |
This was so nice |
00:47:32 |
And the lavender ice cream was |
00:47:35 |
I've ever had, |
00:47:37 |
Aw! Oh! Thanks. |
00:47:38 |
I always make ice cream |
00:47:40 |
so I'm glad someone |
00:47:41 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:47:43 |
Great getting to |
00:47:44 |
Yeah, it was really fun. |
00:47:48 |
Well... |
00:47:53 |
Bye. Okay. |
00:47:54 |
(CHUCKLES) Bye. |
00:48:01 |
Bye. |
00:48:05 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:48:13 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
00:48:15 |
(CHUCKLES) What? I'm coming. |
00:48:20 |
(GASPS) |
00:48:22 |
O.M.G., I thought |
00:48:25 |
(EXHALES) |
00:48:26 |
Hello, Jane. |
00:48:28 |
You're looking very |
00:48:30 |
(MOANS) |
00:48:31 |
Oh, I love when you |
00:48:33 |
What are you doing here? |
00:48:34 |
Missed you. |
00:48:35 |
It's 9:00. Where does |
00:48:39 |
Yoga. Shall we do some |
00:48:42 |
(CHUCKLING) |
00:48:44 |
(CHUCKLES) Is it really |
00:48:45 |
to always say no |
00:48:48 |
I'm not gonna think |
00:48:50 |
Really, Jake. |
00:48:52 |
and I was gonna |
00:48:55 |
Okay. So we'll |
00:48:58 |
(GASPS) Is that |
00:49:00 |
Yeah. |
00:49:01 |
Whose plate is this, yours or |
00:49:03 |
(MOANS) |
00:49:06 |
My God! Just like |
00:49:09 |
Don't you ever eat |
00:49:12 |
Pedro dictates most meals, |
00:49:16 |
limited palate. |
00:49:17 |
What kind of |
00:49:19 |
Lavender honey. |
00:49:20 |
Not sleeping? |
00:49:21 |
Not at all. You? |
00:49:25 |
Never slept better. |
00:49:26 |
And my digestion is |
00:49:30 |
You've turned my world |
00:49:33 |
You know what |
00:49:36 |
(SIGHS HEAVILY) No. |
00:49:41 |
That I've never really known |
00:49:53 |
You know, maybe we should |
00:49:56 |
(CHUCKLES) I hate to tell you, big |
00:50:04 |
What is with the "big guy"? |
00:50:05 |
Is it because I'm fat, or |
00:50:09 |
(CHUCKLING) I have no idea why I keep |
00:50:13 |
Thank you. |
00:50:16 |
I love how quiet |
00:50:17 |
Mmm. |
00:50:20 |
I have no quiet |
00:50:24 |
Well, you live |
00:50:26 |
Yes. And let's |
00:50:28 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:50:32 |
What are you saying, exactly? What's |
00:50:38 |
(EXHALES) |
00:50:42 |
My marriage is |
00:50:45 |
not turning out as I |
00:50:48 |
Agnes started out really looking |
00:50:53 |
But now with |
00:50:54 |
we're all about what |
00:50:57 |
and she thinks we need a |
00:51:01 |
I was hoping to |
00:51:03 |
but now that's |
00:51:05 |
And she wants to |
00:51:06 |
before Pedro gets |
00:51:08 |
But since we're |
00:51:11 |
(CHUCKLES) Oh, God. |
00:51:15 |
Isn't a baby part of the deal |
00:51:18 |
Is it? I guess so. |
00:51:21 |
She's got me booked at the |
00:51:25 |
and she is so amped up |
00:51:28 |
I'm gonna have to find an |
00:51:30 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:51:32 |
I wish it was funny. |
00:51:35 |
Incredible ice cream. |
00:51:37 |
Hmm. |
00:51:38 |
I'm turning around. |
00:51:40 |
Hey, remember when |
00:51:43 |
and eat your ice cream |
00:51:46 |
(GIGGLES) The hot tub? That |
00:51:51 |
Yeah. How long has |
00:51:54 |
(PUFFS REPEATEDLY) |
00:51:55 |
Me? Since before |
00:51:58 |
Twenty-seven years. |
00:51:59 |
At least. |
00:52:01 |
Huh? |
00:52:02 |
(GASPS) |
00:52:04 |
Are you kidding me? Oh, put that |
00:52:08 |
Exactly. |
00:52:10 |
Okay. I'm gonna leave this |
00:52:14 |
You take a few hits, |
00:52:18 |
and, uh, we'll finish |
00:52:20 |
(CHUCKLES) Maybe. |
00:52:22 |
So, that nerdy architect likes |
00:52:26 |
He's not nerdy. |
00:52:28 |
And he definitely doesn't. |
00:52:30 |
We're just, |
00:52:32 |
I was watching while you |
00:52:35 |
and his eyes were |
00:52:39 |
Hey, do me a favor? |
00:52:44 |
Tell me the truth, Janey. Is |
00:52:46 |
(CHUCKLES) I don't know. |
00:52:49 |
We don't even have to |
00:52:53 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:52:54 |
I wish I could sleep over. |
00:52:55 |
(CHUCKLES) I got to talk to my |
00:52:59 |
This is a lot to handle. |
00:53:06 |
(EXHALES) |
00:53:08 |
(WHISPERING) It's okay. |
00:53:09 |
(WHISPERING) No. |
00:53:11 |
Whoa! |
00:53:23 |
(BOTH MOAN) |
00:53:26 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
00:53:28 |
(JANE CHUCKLES) |
00:53:31 |
Don't get it. |
00:53:32 |
I always get it. |
00:53:37 |
Hello? Hi. You're still |
00:53:42 |
(CHUCKLES) Plane, |
00:53:45 |
Uh-huh? Well, how was Luke |
00:53:48 |
Oh, that sounds like fun. Yeah, |
00:53:53 |
No! I have no idea |
00:53:57 |
Okay, sweetheart. |
00:53:59 |
Oh! Now I'm lying. |
00:54:02 |
Lauren and Harley |
00:54:03 |
a graduation party this |
00:54:07 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:54:10 |
Hello, stranger. |
00:54:13 |
I'm, uh, just getting |
00:54:16 |
Yeah, this weekend |
00:54:19 |
Let me know |
00:54:21 |
(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY) |
00:54:23 |
Okay. |
00:54:24 |
(CONTINUES CHATTERING) |
00:54:26 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:54:36 |
Why am I laughing? |
00:54:49 |
(SQUEALS) Doctor Allen. |
00:54:51 |
Jane, hi. |
00:54:52 |
Oh, no. I just wanted to |
00:54:55 |
if by any chance you could squeeze |
00:54:58 |
(CHUCKLES) Because I'm sort |
00:55:00 |
I brought you some |
00:55:03 |
Not as a bribe |
00:55:05 |
I only have 20 minutes |
00:55:07 |
Well, that's fine! |
00:55:09 |
So at this point, I just need |
00:55:14 |
Is having an affair with you-know-who |
00:55:21 |
It's a bad thing, right? This |
00:55:23 |
It's not good, |
00:55:26 |
(MUTTERS) |
00:55:28 |
I've made a list |
00:55:30 |
this could possibly |
00:55:35 |
May I read it to you? |
00:55:36 |
Oh, please, of course. |
00:55:38 |
Uh... |
00:55:40 |
(CHUCKLES) Because |
00:55:43 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:55:45 |
"Okay. Am I still trying to |
00:55:48 |
"Do I want to |
00:55:50 |
"Do we have |
00:55:53 |
"Is this about revenge? |
00:56:05 |
(SHAKY VOICE) |
00:56:07 |
"Or is it my |
00:56:08 |
I mean, the kids |
00:56:10 |
and all of |
00:56:12 |
and I get to take care |
00:56:14 |
Now, I understand. I get how |
00:56:19 |
We look at things, we examine |
00:56:22 |
And we're going |
00:56:24 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:56:25 |
And I'm okay with that. |
00:56:27 |
I... I like it, I do. |
00:56:30 |
But in this case, I need you to |
00:56:34 |
Like, "Don't do this." |
00:56:38 |
You know, |
00:56:39 |
"Don't do this. |
00:56:41 |
or, "Go ahead. |
00:56:45 |
I actually want to |
00:56:48 |
What's interesting is, I'm |
00:56:51 |
more than you have |
00:56:53 |
I'm thinking, |
00:56:55 |
you may learn to view the |
00:57:00 |
I'm sorry, what... I just |
00:57:04 |
I'm... Are you saying that |
00:57:09 |
Because honestly, |
00:57:14 |
The guilt and the fear could |
00:57:17 |
I could let go a little |
00:57:23 |
I could figure this out. |
00:57:25 |
I wouldn't resist |
00:57:27 |
(SIGHS) |
00:57:29 |
Okay. And another way of |
00:57:33 |
Let go, Jane. |
00:57:38 |
Thank you. |
00:57:40 |
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) |
00:57:47 |
NURSE: Santa Barbara |
00:57:48 |
could you please wait. |
00:57:57 |
Jacob Adler? |
00:57:59 |
Have fun. |
00:58:03 |
Okay, you know the drill. You can |
00:58:06 |
The remote's on the dresser, and |
00:58:08 |
Please deposit your |
00:58:10 |
and I'll see you |
00:58:16 |
(SIGHS) |
00:58:20 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:58:25 |
Hey, where are you? |
00:58:27 |
(STUTTERS) Uh, |
00:58:28 |
Want to grab some lunch? |
00:58:30 |
Absolutely. When? |
00:58:31 |
Can you do it now? |
00:58:33 |
We could meet at the |
00:58:37 |
I'll be there in 10. |
00:58:38 |
See you there, Adler. |
00:58:43 |
She's coming back. |
00:58:51 |
HARLEY: Oh, |
00:58:52 |
That is exactly what the |
00:58:55 |
Look at me. |
00:58:56 |
Oh, by the way, I talked |
00:58:58 |
and he is so excited |
00:58:59 |
Really? |
00:59:00 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:59:02 |
We can fit 40 people |
00:59:04 |
Absolutely. |
00:59:06 |
(GIGGLES) |
00:59:07 |
HARLEY: |
00:59:08 |
HOTEL CLERK: Hi. Reservation. |
00:59:11 |
Hey. There's your... |
00:59:12 |
My what? |
00:59:13 |
And here's your key. |
00:59:14 |
(COUGHING) |
00:00:02 |
Harley! |
00:00:03 |
I'm really sorry, I |
00:00:05 |
I just had to kiss you. |
00:00:07 |
Yeah, but it worked. 'Cause |
00:00:09 |
Who did you just see? |
00:00:11 |
No one. That was weird. |
00:00:12 |
I thought it was your cousin |
00:00:18 |
Now what? |
00:00:20 |
Honey, I just totally forgot. |
00:00:21 |
I have |
00:00:23 |
Back at the office, |
00:00:24 |
Waitress! Honey, I'm serious. Stop |
00:00:27 |
Anyone over here. Look |
00:00:28 |
No. Harley. Harley. Harley. |
00:00:30 |
We're meeting with |
00:00:31 |
Yeah, and you know what? |
00:00:32 |
Mmm, I just don't know if today's |
00:00:37 |
Oh, my God! |
00:00:42 |
(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) |
00:00:43 |
When you just give love |
00:00:47 |
And never get love |
00:00:51 |
You'd better let love depart |
00:00:58 |
I know it's so |
00:01:01 |
And yet I know |
00:01:05 |
I can't get you |
00:01:17 |
You |
00:01:21 |
Made me leave my happy home |
00:01:29 |
You took my love |
00:01:36 |
Since I fell for you |
00:01:42 |
(EXHALES) |
00:01:47 |
Your sweet love |
00:01:50 |
Brings such misery... |
00:01:52 |
Jake? Jake! Jake! |
00:01:56 |
I adore October weddings. Let me show |
00:01:59 |
Stunning, right? |
00:02:01 |
And you can do as |
00:02:02 |
or as little |
00:02:03 |
Hey, hon, I'm gonna |
00:02:05 |
...keeping with an |
00:02:06 |
This is a gorgeous cake... |
00:02:08 |
and I'm gonna... |
00:02:09 |
LAUREN: Oh, I love it. |
00:02:12 |
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) |
00:02:13 |
Ah! Doctor. |
00:02:14 |
Hi. I received a call |
00:02:16 |
Yes, 408. His wife |
00:02:19 |
DOCTOR: I'm on my way. |
00:02:24 |
Okay. Blood pressure's good. |
00:02:26 |
How is his heart? |
00:02:27 |
Do you have a heart |
00:02:29 |
No. And I just |
00:02:30 |
You did? That's good. |
00:02:32 |
And when you got dizzy, did you |
00:02:34 |
Yes. But I was |
00:02:38 |
It's nice to hear after all |
00:02:40 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:02:41 |
Did you forget to take |
00:02:42 |
Took 'em all. |
00:02:44 |
Lipitor, baby aspirin. |
00:02:49 |
Flomax? |
00:02:50 |
Yes. Otherwise, |
00:02:54 |
How long have you |
00:02:56 |
Not long. I only take it sporadically. |
00:03:01 |
It reduces semen, which is not |
00:03:08 |
Really? |
00:03:09 |
Yes. I prefer |
00:03:12 |
I always have. |
00:03:14 |
Okay, so good. |
00:03:17 |
Looks like |
00:03:18 |
Yes. My guess is Flomax |
00:03:20 |
is probably |
00:03:22 |
I suggest you stay off |
00:03:24 |
Which, apparently, |
00:03:28 |
Yeah, really good for me. |
00:03:29 |
And I suggest |
00:03:30 |
for the rest |
00:03:31 |
No hanky-panky, Mrs. Adler. |
00:03:33 |
(CHUCKLES) No chance, |
00:03:44 |
Okay, are you acting like |
00:03:48 |
Tell me the truth. |
00:03:49 |
Not at all, I swear to God. |
00:03:51 |
Because I really don't want |
00:03:53 |
where the guy |
00:03:54 |
the whole time we plan the |
00:03:57 |
LAUREN: It's not |
00:03:58 |
(EXHALES) |
00:04:00 |
He's fine. |
00:04:02 |
Okay! |
00:04:03 |
We are back in business! |
00:04:07 |
Don't you just love it |
00:04:10 |
makes you think |
00:04:13 |
when all you have |
00:04:14 |
and you're motivated, |
00:04:16 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:04:17 |
...you don't stop believing... |
00:04:19 |
You have no idea. |
00:04:24 |
Jake, I have |
00:04:32 |
Back when we broke up... |
00:04:37 |
I knew it wasn't |
00:04:41 |
You mean that? You've never |
00:04:43 |
I know. |
00:04:46 |
Because when you cheated, |
00:04:52 |
I think in some way |
00:04:59 |
And I'm not sure |
00:05:04 |
I still haven't. |
00:05:10 |
Are you and Agnes |
00:05:21 |
Only if she initiates it. |
00:05:22 |
(GROANING) |
00:05:23 |
I'm trying not to rock |
00:05:25 |
until you and I |
00:05:27 |
It's a Lot trickier |
00:05:29 |
Right. Yeah. Okay. |
00:05:35 |
I know you're going to |
00:05:36 |
because of what |
00:05:38 |
but, I really... I have |
00:05:40 |
(SNIFFLES) |
00:05:51 |
We got really close |
00:05:55 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:06:02 |
- Hello? |
00:06:04 |
Adam? I'm not interrupting |
00:06:06 |
(EXCLAIMING) Hi. |
00:06:08 |
Hey, I just found out there's |
00:06:11 |
and made me think of you. |
00:06:13 |
So I was wondering |
00:06:15 |
to the |
00:06:16 |
Oh, that sounds so fun! |
00:06:19 |
Tomorrow night? |
00:06:22 |
Tomorrow night. |
00:06:25 |
(WHISPERING) |
00:06:26 |
Agnes has got |
00:06:27 |
I can come over. |
00:06:31 |
Come on. |
00:06:36 |
You know, |
00:06:39 |
But my son is coming home |
00:06:43 |
and I have |
00:06:44 |
that I have to do |
00:06:47 |
I'm really sorry. |
00:06:50 |
Yeah. It's no problem. |
00:06:52 |
Maybe we can see |
00:06:54 |
Absolutely. |
00:06:55 |
Take care. |
00:07:06 |
Hey, Melanie, how would |
00:07:08 |
like two tickets to |
00:07:10 |
Reserved seating, |
00:07:12 |
Seriously? Thanks, Adam. |
00:07:18 |
You'll make the whole thing? |
00:07:20 |
And mashed potatoes. |
00:07:25 |
And double fudge |
00:07:28 |
I know your |
00:07:31 |
You haven't called me |
00:07:33 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:07:35 |
So, do we have a date? |
00:07:40 |
(EXHALES) |
00:07:43 |
We have a date. |
00:07:45 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:08:34 |
Why are you taking your |
00:08:38 |
Oh. I didn't mean to. |
00:08:42 |
(SOFTLY) Carry him |
00:08:44 |
Yeah. |
00:08:51 |
And hurry back. |
00:08:55 |
You are? |
00:08:56 |
Why do you think |
00:09:41 |
(SIGHS) |
00:10:15 |
(PEOPLE LAUGHING) |
00:10:19 |
Oh, Mom, I keep |
00:10:20 |
about our meeting |
00:10:22 |
We went there |
00:10:24 |
and met with our |
00:10:25 |
and I think |
00:10:27 |
Two days ago, you went |
00:10:29 |
Yes, we did. |
00:10:30 |
And we saw nothing. |
00:10:31 |
Harley, what is that |
00:10:33 |
Who wants wine? Anyone? |
00:10:35 |
Mom, you have an insane amount |
00:10:39 |
Well, I knew everybody |
00:10:41 |
so I just made a bunch |
00:10:44 |
Looks like Dad's |
00:10:46 |
(LAUGHS) Very funny. |
00:10:48 |
Very. |
00:10:49 |
LAUREN: Oh, my gosh. |
00:10:50 |
GABBY: Yay, he's home. |
00:10:52 |
Yay. |
00:10:54 |
Oh, my God. |
00:10:58 |
Harley. |
00:10:59 |
(BOTH CHEERING) |
00:11:00 |
- Hey! |
00:11:03 |
JANE: Here he is! |
00:11:04 |
LUKE: Hi, Mom. |
00:11:06 |
Mom, this looks amazing! |
00:11:08 |
Welcome home. |
00:11:10 |
- LUKE: Thanks. |
00:11:11 |
- LUKE: Good. |
00:11:14 |
LAUREN: Look at this. |
00:11:17 |
LUKE: It smells so good. |
00:11:18 |
Hi. |
00:11:19 |
Hey. |
00:11:20 |
Where should I put this? |
00:11:22 |
Wherever. |
00:11:26 |
That looks incredible. |
00:11:28 |
Thanks. |
00:11:31 |
Jake, glass of wine? |
00:11:33 |
Uh, sure, thanks. |
00:11:35 |
No, thank you. |
00:11:36 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:11:40 |
Hi, Agnes. |
00:11:43 |
Okay, I will. |
00:11:50 |
Sorry, guys, |
00:11:52 |
Bye-bye. |
00:11:53 |
JAKE: I've gotta |
00:11:54 |
Agnes made |
00:11:55 |
and she ran |
00:11:57 |
At least she's |
00:11:59 |
So, uh, I'll see you guys |
00:12:01 |
Yeah. It's gonna be so fun. |
00:12:03 |
I told you I'm bringing |
00:12:05 |
No. Who? |
00:12:07 |
Adam, my architect. |
00:12:09 |
You're bringing |
00:12:11 |
Yes, I am. |
00:12:12 |
Like, as a date? |
00:12:13 |
Yeah. |
00:12:14 |
I like the idea. |
00:12:16 |
Yeah, I think it's gonna really |
00:12:20 |
No one's drinking |
00:12:23 |
Here. Now you can stay |
00:12:25 |
Hey. You have three bottles in there. |
00:12:27 |
Janey, could I speak with |
00:12:34 |
(SIGHS) |
00:12:35 |
Okay. Okay. |
00:12:40 |
All right. I think someone's |
00:12:43 |
(LUKE LAUGHS) |
00:12:47 |
What is it, Jake? |
00:12:49 |
I don't get not |
00:12:50 |
Okay, I don't care |
00:12:54 |
So, that's it. |
00:12:56 |
She didn't go out, Jane. |
00:12:58 |
And every time I tried to |
00:13:01 |
I wanted to be here. |
00:13:02 |
You know what? |
00:13:05 |
You were worried about |
00:13:08 |
Well, you're rocking my boat |
00:13:11 |
Honey, don't let one |
00:13:13 |
I'm not... I'm not even blaming |
00:13:16 |
But I just don't |
00:13:20 |
The last thing |
00:13:21 |
I should be right now |
00:13:24 |
Sitting around at nine at |
00:13:29 |
and blowing all |
00:13:30 |
and wrapping |
00:13:32 |
because your wife |
00:13:33 |
It was just, |
00:13:38 |
You lit candles? |
00:13:40 |
Shut up. |
00:13:42 |
Look, I've had a pretty good |
00:13:46 |
I have figured it out. |
00:13:48 |
I no longer feel alone or |
00:13:52 |
You know how long it took me |
00:13:58 |
No. |
00:14:00 |
Well, I'm going in |
00:14:03 |
You know, |
00:14:05 |
it feels like |
00:14:07 |
All the little |
00:14:10 |
Hard to catch, |
00:14:12 |
Janey, come on. |
00:14:15 |
No, it's... |
00:14:16 |
Everything okay out here? |
00:14:19 |
- Kids are getting hungry. |
00:14:22 |
We're done. |
00:14:24 |
Oh, Jane, it's none |
00:14:27 |
(SOFTLY) |
00:14:28 |
What's up? |
00:14:30 |
- Nothing, punky. |
00:14:31 |
So we're gonna see you |
00:14:33 |
JAKE: Absolutely. |
00:14:35 |
What did you see |
00:14:37 |
Nothing. Really. |
00:14:38 |
Okay, he checked in, |
00:14:40 |
Then you met at the elevator, |
00:14:42 |
Then the doctor went up |
00:14:43 |
Then there was a thumbs-up, |
00:14:45 |
I have no idea what |
00:14:46 |
Have you told Lauren? |
00:14:48 |
No, and I won't. |
00:14:49 |
Hey, Mom. Dad's leaving. |
00:14:54 |
Looking good. |
00:14:55 |
Yes, it's so good. |
00:14:57 |
Mom, it looks beautiful. |
00:14:58 |
LAUREN: Yes, it does. |
00:15:00 |
Hey, Dad, |
00:15:01 |
Yeah. Bye. |
00:15:04 |
JANE: |
00:15:05 |
GABBY: Just a little bit! |
00:15:07 |
(ALL CHATTERING) |
00:15:39 |
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) |
00:15:43 |
Yeah. |
00:15:44 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
00:16:11 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
00:16:19 |
Hey. |
00:16:20 |
Hey. |
00:16:22 |
You look fantastic. |
00:16:23 |
I'm feeling |
00:16:29 |
This is for you. |
00:16:31 |
Really? Thank you! |
00:16:33 |
Come on in. |
00:16:37 |
Mmm. Will you |
00:16:41 |
Oh, my God! |
00:16:45 |
Mmm. Mmm. |
00:16:49 |
Could be the best cake I |
00:16:52 |
It's beyond. |
00:16:54 |
I think I'm good. |
00:16:55 |
Okay. Can't believe you |
00:17:04 |
An appointment book. |
00:17:05 |
I sort of assumed |
00:17:08 |
Because I never |
00:17:13 |
Yeah. |
00:17:14 |
Oh! I took the liberty of marking |
00:17:16 |
our next two appointments |
00:17:18 |
And I wrote the... |
00:17:20 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:17:21 |
And highlighted them |
00:17:23 |
Thank you. Because I |
00:17:26 |
Oh. |
00:17:27 |
I'm sorry. |
00:17:29 |
I'm not. |
00:17:32 |
Wow. That cake is good. |
00:17:33 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:17:37 |
I get it! |
00:17:38 |
JANE: So, let me |
00:17:40 |
Please don't think that I'm |
00:17:42 |
But do you by any |
00:17:46 |
Do I... Do I what? |
00:17:47 |
I mean, do you smoke pot? |
00:17:50 |
Oh. |
00:17:51 |
I haven't asked |
00:17:53 |
since I was 22. |
00:17:54 |
Mmm, no, I don't. |
00:17:56 |
But I have. Uh, but I don't think |
00:18:01 |
so not like in 27 years. |
00:18:03 |
Oh, my God! |
00:18:06 |
And I haven't had any since |
00:18:09 |
Except for tonight. |
00:18:10 |
I had one hit from this! |
00:18:13 |
(CHATTERING |
00:18:14 |
You might not wanna |
00:18:18 |
I actually know him. |
00:18:23 |
Oh. Hi. |
00:18:27 |
Hi. |
00:18:28 |
Oh, my God. |
00:18:30 |
I instantly saw myself |
00:18:33 |
My heart is... |
00:18:36 |
Wow. That's the most |
00:18:40 |
It's like we're in a |
00:18:45 |
Adam, what kind |
00:18:47 |
Uh, Jane. |
00:18:48 |
Hi. |
00:18:50 |
Did you get this high |
00:18:52 |
Yes! I don't know what they've |
00:18:58 |
but it rocks! |
00:19:02 |
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
00:19:04 |
(GUESTS CHATTERING) |
00:19:11 |
Just don't take too much, |
00:19:17 |
(INHALES DEEPLY) |
00:19:22 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:19:23 |
(GRUNTS) |
00:19:25 |
I haven't had fun in |
00:19:29 |
Bring it on. |
00:19:37 |
Who's got the reefer? |
00:19:39 |
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) |
00:19:41 |
(GIGGLING) |
00:19:54 |
How are you feeling? |
00:19:56 |
Totally fine. |
00:19:59 |
(GASPS) |
00:20:00 |
Hi! |
00:20:03 |
Oh! I love your dress! |
00:20:06 |
Hey, Harls. |
00:20:07 |
Harls? Uh-oh. |
00:20:08 |
Adam, this is my |
00:20:11 |
Hi. |
00:20:12 |
And her fiancé Harley. |
00:20:14 |
Right. |
00:20:16 |
We're on a date. |
00:20:17 |
(BOTH SNICKERING) |
00:20:24 |
(ROCK SONG PLAYING) |
00:20:35 |
The one good thing |
00:20:38 |
In my life |
00:20:41 |
Has gone away |
00:20:44 |
I don't know why |
00:20:47 |
She's gone away |
00:20:49 |
I don't know where |
00:20:53 |
Somewhere I can't |
00:21:00 |
You got to come |
00:21:02 |
I need to go. |
00:21:03 |
Hey, nice to meet you. |
00:21:05 |
We're gonna |
00:21:06 |
It was really nice |
00:21:08 |
ADAM: Bye. |
00:21:10 |
Adorable. |
00:21:11 |
Thanks. |
00:21:12 |
By the way, |
00:21:14 |
It's great! Let's be the last to leave. |
00:21:16 |
(LAUGHING) Okay. |
00:21:19 |
Hey, there's |
00:21:21 |
Uh-oh, and he's headed |
00:21:23 |
Oh, what? |
00:21:24 |
Not a great time to |
00:21:30 |
Ooh, why so intense, |
00:21:33 |
(LAUGHING) Hi. |
00:21:36 |
Hello, Jane. |
00:21:37 |
Hey! |
00:21:39 |
Adam. |
00:21:40 |
Good to see you again. |
00:21:42 |
Hi. |
00:21:43 |
Adam, this is Agnes, |
00:21:47 |
Hi. |
00:21:49 |
Ah! That's... That's |
00:21:52 |
for me to say since that |
00:21:56 |
I mean, seriously. |
00:21:58 |
Both of us married |
00:22:00 |
Hey. What are |
00:22:02 |
Yeah. Why go there? |
00:22:04 |
Because there... |
00:22:09 |
I mean, |
00:22:10 |
it sort of links us |
00:22:13 |
crazy way. |
00:22:17 |
I mean, of all the men |
00:22:19 |
we both said |
00:22:20 |
Oh, wow! |
00:22:22 |
Yeah, 25 years apart. |
00:22:24 |
I know you are having, |
00:22:27 |
but I think I'm gonna get a |
00:22:30 |
Great meeting you. |
00:22:31 |
Ah, ha-ha. |
00:22:33 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:22:35 |
Thank you. |
00:22:36 |
She has a really |
00:22:40 |
Janey, could I talk |
00:22:45 |
He always needs me |
00:22:49 |
Uh, are you okay? |
00:22:51 |
Oh, I'm very okay. |
00:22:52 |
What's going on? |
00:22:55 |
I'm stoned. |
00:22:57 |
What? |
00:22:58 |
You smoked that joint |
00:22:59 |
Yeah. You told me to. |
00:23:03 |
Well, you weren't supposed |
00:23:04 |
you were supposed |
00:23:06 |
Ooh, somebody's jealous. |
00:23:08 |
Well, yes, of course. Why |
00:23:13 |
What? What am I, Jake? |
00:23:17 |
You're my |
00:23:20 |
Hmm. |
00:23:21 |
...oldest friend, |
00:23:23 |
Okay, you are hilarious. |
00:23:27 |
And because of that, even though |
00:23:32 |
I'm gonna let you |
00:23:35 |
You love me? |
00:23:37 |
I mean, I heard "hate" |
00:23:42 |
Oh, my God. Are you smoking |
00:23:46 |
Yes, we are. |
00:23:47 |
And we'd appreciate it if you |
00:23:49 |
No, never. |
00:23:52 |
Care for a toke? |
00:23:54 |
I don't smoke marijuana. |
00:23:55 |
Me neither. |
00:23:57 |
Okay. |
00:23:58 |
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God! |
00:24:02 |
Is that what I look like? |
00:24:05 |
Oh, man! |
00:24:09 |
(COUGHING) |
00:24:10 |
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) |
00:24:20 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
00:24:21 |
I love this. Turn it on. |
00:24:24 |
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) |
00:24:49 |
They must be hammered. |
00:24:52 |
Something like that. |
00:24:54 |
(COUGHING) |
00:25:03 |
Sweetest divorced couple |
00:25:12 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
00:25:15 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:25:25 |
Jake, I gotta go. |
00:26:09 |
Wow. |
00:26:12 |
Fun is |
00:26:17 |
You know what's great? |
00:26:18 |
What? |
00:26:21 |
How much I like you. |
00:26:24 |
Thank you. |
00:26:28 |
I really like you |
00:26:31 |
Even though... |
00:26:36 |
I was thinking it. |
00:26:41 |
So, I'm not |
00:26:46 |
How can you be too old for |
00:26:48 |
(LAUGHING) I just figured |
00:26:50 |
you're fixed up |
00:26:53 |
Jane, your age is one of my |
00:27:01 |
And... |
00:27:04 |
do you think... |
00:27:07 |
Do you think you have any |
00:27:09 |
at your house? |
00:27:11 |
Hungry? |
00:27:19 |
(JANE LAUGHING) |
00:27:23 |
Oh, God. |
00:27:26 |
Oh. Officially now the best date |
00:27:32 |
(LAUGHING) Get out. |
00:27:34 |
Okay. So, basically, I can |
00:27:39 |
No! |
00:27:40 |
Or even not on the menu. |
00:27:41 |
Really? |
00:27:42 |
Mmm-hmm. Just name it. |
00:27:44 |
Okay. Wow. |
00:27:47 |
Uh... Oh, what about a warm |
00:27:52 |
Oh, it's my specialty. |
00:27:59 |
Okay. |
00:28:05 |
(LIVELY FRENCH SONG PLAYING) |
00:29:02 |
Here it goes. |
00:29:03 |
Oh my God! |
00:29:12 |
Oh, baby. |
00:29:15 |
(MOANS APPRECIATIVELY) |
00:29:16 |
Hmm. |
00:29:18 |
It's crazy |
00:29:20 |
And I'm not even |
00:29:23 |
Neither am I. |
00:29:25 |
Well, then, |
00:29:28 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:29:31 |
Do you remember when I |
00:29:33 |
if you were dating anyone, |
00:29:37 |
But it felt to me like |
00:29:41 |
(INHALES DEEPLY) |
00:29:42 |
I was sort of |
00:29:47 |
But it's over now. |
00:29:49 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:29:51 |
Honestly. |
00:29:53 |
Because I don't wanna fall for |
00:29:58 |
I wouldn't be able |
00:30:01 |
I understand. |
00:30:05 |
I wouldn't say it was |
00:30:10 |
Great. |
00:30:17 |
Oh, it's a cooking scar. |
00:30:20 |
(CHUCKLES) Big batch |
00:30:22 |
And what about this one? |
00:30:24 |
Oh, that was boiling sugar. |
00:30:28 |
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I wasn't |
00:30:32 |
(BREATHES HEAVILY) |
00:30:37 |
That is a... |
00:30:46 |
sauté pan. |
00:30:49 |
Would it be |
00:30:50 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:30:51 |
(BREATHES HEAVILY) |
00:30:56 |
I was going |
00:30:58 |
I figured. |
00:31:00 |
And if you feel this is in any |
00:31:04 |
I don't. |
00:31:30 |
Hey, sleepy. |
00:31:32 |
Hi. |
00:31:34 |
What time did you get in? |
00:31:35 |
I have no idea. Lauren |
00:31:38 |
(CHUCKLES) I'm surprised |
00:31:40 |
Hi! I didn't know |
00:31:43 |
We were playing |
00:31:44 |
and Harley fell asleep |
00:31:46 |
Oh, sweet! |
00:31:48 |
(LAUGHS) |
00:31:50 |
I got cold in the middle |
00:31:51 |
Wow. |
00:31:53 |
(GIGGLES) |
00:31:55 |
Okay, who's hungry? |
00:31:59 |
Hey, baby. |
00:32:00 |
Hi. What is Dad doing here? |
00:32:19 |
Everything okay? |
00:32:22 |
(EXHALES) I left Agnes. |
00:32:24 |
(GASPS) No. Don't say that. |
00:32:27 |
Janey, she saw it |
00:32:28 |
Saw what? |
00:32:29 |
That I'm still |
00:32:31 |
I admitted it, told her all |
00:32:35 |
For you. |
00:32:36 |
No, no, no, no, no, no. |
00:32:37 |
What do you mean? |
00:32:40 |
Are you telling me |
00:32:42 |
This feels so right, Jane. |
00:32:44 |
What's going on? |
00:32:48 |
Go set the table. |
00:32:49 |
Uh, Mom, nobody cares if the |
00:32:52 |
Okay, then do it for me. |
00:32:55 |
What's up, Dad? |
00:32:56 |
Uh, just having some |
00:32:58 |
I wanted to talk to |
00:33:01 |
Uh, problems on |
00:33:06 |
Is one of you |
00:33:08 |
JAKE: (CHUCKLES) Oh, no. No. |
00:33:10 |
Nothing like that. I just, |
00:33:14 |
for a few days, till |
00:33:17 |
It's that serious? |
00:33:19 |
Mom, can Dad stay here |
00:33:21 |
JANE: No. |
00:33:22 |
He can share my room. |
00:33:23 |
You know, I don't think |
00:33:27 |
Daddy. Are you crying? |
00:33:32 |
(INHALES) |
00:33:34 |
(SOBS) I'm sorry. |
00:33:39 |
(SNIFFLING) |
00:33:42 |
Mom! |
00:33:53 |
(CHOMPING) |
00:33:56 |
Mommy is the best cook |
00:34:01 |
(FORCED CHUCKLE) |
00:34:10 |
(INHALES DEEPLY) |
00:34:11 |
Think about what he's doing. |
00:34:14 |
He's nuts. Mmm. |
00:34:19 |
Thank you for |
00:34:21 |
(EXHALES) Jake. |
00:34:23 |
You knew all |
00:34:25 |
Shouldn't we have |
00:34:26 |
Agreed that it was |
00:34:28 |
I'm sorry. |
00:34:29 |
No, no. |
00:34:31 |
Only thinking about |
00:34:33 |
I guess I should have |
00:34:35 |
And I'm not sure |
00:34:38 |
(CHUCKLES) Maybe she saw |
00:34:43 |
What's the difference? |
00:34:45 |
I'm not gonna get |
00:34:48 |
to figure myself out. |
00:34:50 |
Janey, let's use |
00:34:52 |
to see if we can |
00:34:54 |
No. We can't, Jake. |
00:34:55 |
I told you this the other night. But... |
00:34:57 |
No, you... |
00:34:58 |
You were pissy because |
00:35:01 |
Things are different now. |
00:35:03 |
(BREATHES HEAVILY) |
00:35:06 |
Can we just hug? |
00:35:08 |
I hate that you're |
00:35:10 |
It's literally giving me |
00:35:13 |
Oh, God. Come here. |
00:35:18 |
(GROANS) |
00:35:20 |
(MUMBLES) You okay? |
00:35:22 |
Okay. Good note. |
00:35:26 |
Uh, can I help you with |
00:35:29 |
Maybe hold your basket? |
00:35:33 |
I'm fine. |
00:35:34 |
Okay, I'm going to |
00:35:36 |
and get us a DVD |
00:35:37 |
Mmm-hmm. We'll have movie |
00:35:39 |
How's that? I'll make the |
00:35:42 |
Fine. |
00:35:43 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
00:35:45 |
Hello? |
00:35:46 |
I love knowing that |
00:35:50 |
(CHUCKLES) Hi! Oh. |
00:35:54 |
Yeah, I slept great. |
00:36:00 |
Um. Oh! |
00:36:04 |
(GIGGLES) |
00:36:05 |
I know. It was. |
00:36:08 |
It was, I know. |
00:36:21 |
Thanks, Daddy. |
00:36:26 |
Can I help you, sir? |
00:36:27 |
BEN: What? |
00:36:30 |
Are you here |
00:36:32 |
(GABBY LAUGHS) |
00:36:33 |
BEN: What? |
00:36:35 |
MAN: |
00:36:36 |
Oh, yes. |
00:36:39 |
MAN: It's in |
00:36:40 |
BEN: Ah, thank you. |
00:36:42 |
(WHISPERS) I'm so happy. |
00:36:48 |
LUKE: I never have food |
00:36:50 |
GABBY: I know. |
00:36:52 |
LUKE: Oh, |
00:36:53 |
GABBY: Yum! |
00:36:54 |
Why are we still hungry? |
00:36:55 |
LUKE: (CHUCKLES) |
00:36:56 |
- GABBY: It's... |
00:36:58 |
Any leftovers? |
00:36:59 |
Uh, are you kidding? |
00:37:00 |
Any of that |
00:37:04 |
Oh! Where's your mom? She |
00:37:08 |
She's probably sleeping. |
00:37:10 |
I think she's |
00:37:13 |
Tonight was weird. |
00:37:15 |
So weird. Still is. |
00:37:17 |
I loved tonight. |
00:37:18 |
Yeah. That's why |
00:37:20 |
Just to see you in |
00:37:23 |
Remember when you |
00:37:24 |
Mom used to go out to |
00:37:27 |
You know, I don't even really |
00:37:31 |
What do you mean? You |
00:37:34 |
I was 12, actually. |
00:37:36 |
And I don't know, it's just... |
00:37:40 |
You don't |
00:37:42 |
or all of us sleeping together |
00:37:44 |
Yeah, of course. I just... |
00:37:48 |
you and Mom hugging |
00:37:53 |
Luke. |
00:37:54 |
(CHUCKLES) It's okay. |
00:37:56 |
Dude, speak for yourself. I am |
00:38:01 |
Hello, troops. |
00:38:02 |
Why are you still here? |
00:38:04 |
I don't know. You and Mom |
00:38:08 |
Harley thought |
00:38:11 |
She exaggerates. |
00:38:13 |
you might want |
00:38:14 |
Is that the noodle thing? |
00:38:18 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
00:38:21 |
Dad! |
00:38:22 |
I didn't know |
00:38:24 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
00:38:25 |
JANE: Back up. Back up. A little |
00:38:30 |
Very festive. |
00:38:31 |
Okay, thanks. |
00:38:32 |
It was gift from |
00:38:34 |
I have no idea why I |
00:38:37 |
Hey, Jane, |
00:38:39 |
Yeah. Nice! |
00:38:42 |
Ah! The pile's moving. |
00:38:44 |
Murphy, get outta there. |
00:38:45 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:38:47 |
When I was in India |
00:38:49 |
but the guy ran |
00:38:51 |
so he didn't give me long |
00:38:54 |
It's weird. |
00:38:55 |
Uh, and kind of girly. |
00:38:57 |
Not what I should |
00:38:59 |
How about this? |
00:39:02 |
Oh. But cute. |
00:39:04 |
You're sure? Now you |
00:39:05 |
just because you nixed |
00:39:07 |
No. You have to |
00:39:09 |
You are helping me |
00:39:11 |
Okay, Adam, I feel like... |
00:39:13 |
Oh, good. Me, too. |
00:39:16 |
I'm putting you on the desk. |
00:39:18 |
I'm not in there. |
00:39:20 |
Can't hear you! |
00:39:43 |
(HUMS) |
00:40:10 |
(SCREAMS) |
00:40:11 |
No! Mother of... Whoa! |
00:40:13 |
What? |
00:40:14 |
What are you doing in |
00:40:16 |
Get it off! |
00:40:18 |
Why do you think? |
00:40:19 |
Oh! I'm gonna be sick! |
00:40:20 |
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) |
00:40:24 |
Oh, the other side. |
00:40:26 |
No, no, no! No! |
00:40:27 |
No! Okay! |
00:40:41 |
Mom! Everybody okay? |
00:40:46 |
What's happening? |
00:40:48 |
Okay. Just let me explain. |
00:40:53 |
The reason that I left |
00:40:55 |
my marriage |
00:40:58 |
I've also fallen in love... |
00:41:02 |
Back in love |
00:41:09 |
Maybe, I never |
00:41:13 |
Is this a joke? |
00:41:16 |
I know it's shocking, |
00:41:18 |
but I think this is the best |
00:41:22 |
Your mother and I have been seeing |
00:41:25 |
(SCOFFS) Mom, |
00:41:28 |
That part is, but... |
00:41:31 |
I found my way home. |
00:41:34 |
I hope she'll take me back. |
00:41:43 |
Why is everyone crying? |
00:41:49 |
(SOBS) Because we're still |
00:41:52 |
Oh! |
00:41:54 |
are you and Dad |
00:42:01 |
No. |
00:42:05 |
We're not. |
00:42:07 |
(SIGHS) |
00:42:11 |
(EXHALES HEAVILY) |
00:42:49 |
Lauren... |
00:44:05 |
(GASPS) No! What... |
00:44:11 |
(EXHALES) |
00:44:30 |
(EXHALES DEEPLY) |
00:44:31 |
Glad you're here, boss. |
00:44:33 |
(SIGHS) |
00:44:38 |
Now, Jane, I know you |
00:44:41 |
(CHUCKLES) I got this one. |
00:44:43 |
Yeah. Yeah, |
00:45:05 |
(EXHALES) |
00:45:08 |
Knowing how to be divorced |
00:45:14 |
And sometimes, |
00:45:16 |
I have thought that your dad |
00:45:22 |
(EXHALES) And as it |
00:45:27 |
So, I went out of |
00:45:29 |
which I found out if you're |
00:45:32 |
isn't all that comforting. |
00:45:34 |
And I experimented |
00:45:37 |
because I wanted to know |
00:45:40 |
there was still something |
00:45:45 |
And was there? |
00:45:47 |
Mmm, |
00:45:49 |
But, Mom, |
00:45:52 |
how bonkers |
00:45:54 |
Mmm. |
00:45:55 |
For two people, |
00:45:57 |
who for years couldn't be |
00:46:00 |
to then have an affair. |
00:46:02 |
I know. It was hard |
00:46:06 |
I hope you'll forgive me |
00:46:13 |
And betraying your trust. |
00:46:16 |
But, I did this for me. |
00:46:20 |
And I did it for him. |
00:46:22 |
And I realize that even |
00:46:25 |
once had |
00:46:29 |
now we no longer really |
00:46:36 |
fit together. |
00:46:41 |
But he is a part of me. |
00:46:44 |
So, it's over now? You guys |
00:46:50 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:46:54 |
For better or for worse. |
00:47:02 |
Come here. |
00:47:04 |
My littlest... |
00:47:06 |
Okay, I'm coming in. |
00:47:08 |
(GRUNTS) |
00:47:10 |
JANE: Oh! |
00:47:12 |
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) |
00:47:18 |
MAN: So, did you |
00:47:21 |
ADAM: Yup, |
00:47:23 |
Uh-huh. I think all the |
00:47:27 |
Go forward. I'll have |
00:47:34 |
Uh, can I call you right |
00:47:37 |
Yeah, thanks. |
00:47:41 |
Hi. |
00:47:43 |
May I come in? |
00:47:44 |
Uh, sure. |
00:47:50 |
(EXHALES) |
00:47:55 |
I didn't call you last night because |
00:47:58 |
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) |
00:47:59 |
And then I thought that |
00:48:01 |
I would've taken the call. |
00:48:03 |
Oh! Okay. Well... |
00:48:08 |
Anyway, it's better to say |
00:48:11 |
The man that |
00:48:13 |
I think I'm up to |
00:48:17 |
Yeah. Anyway, I want you |
00:48:21 |
You're divorced. I mean, |
00:48:23 |
maybe you can understand |
00:48:25 |
there's doubts and hurt and |
00:48:29 |
Sometimes you wonder |
00:48:32 |
and the moment |
00:48:34 |
I get it. I could |
00:48:39 |
And I told him that it wasn't |
00:48:43 |
but I guess he didn't |
00:48:48 |
And, uh, unbeknownst to me, he |
00:48:51 |
and he has left Agnes. |
00:48:53 |
Jane, I actually think I |
00:48:58 |
But, you know, um, I'm |
00:49:02 |
And I think it's |
00:49:06 |
if we don't get |
00:49:09 |
Because your relationship |
00:49:15 |
And I know |
00:49:16 |
but he's still |
00:49:20 |
And for everyone's sake, I think |
00:49:28 |
Wow. So that's how |
00:49:35 |
Please don't tell me that |
00:49:38 |
and ask Peter |
00:49:40 |
'Cause then I'll never |
00:49:43 |
Um... I was thinking of |
00:49:51 |
I hope you don't. |
00:49:54 |
Thanks. |
00:50:08 |
(EXHALES) |
00:50:57 |
I'm sorry. |
00:51:03 |
How far back |
00:51:06 |
How far back do |
00:51:08 |
Way back. |
00:51:11 |
Consider it an all |
00:51:15 |
From not being |
00:51:21 |
to showing up nude on |
00:51:24 |
Yeah. |
00:51:27 |
(CHUCKLES) What were you |
00:51:32 |
That you would |
00:51:34 |
Mmm-hmm. |
00:51:35 |
I never considered |
00:51:38 |
Got to love that |
00:51:41 |
Oh, man. |
00:51:43 |
I can't believe I got up |
00:51:48 |
You didn't blow it. |
00:51:50 |
(SIGHS) |
00:51:52 |
We blew it. |
00:51:55 |
We blew it |
00:51:58 |
This time we just |
00:52:02 |
Too much time has passed. |
00:52:08 |
And you don't think |
00:52:13 |
Does that mean you thought |
00:52:18 |
Being with you, Jane, |
00:52:22 |
But do you agree it... |
00:52:25 |
It wasn't really... |
00:52:26 |
It was complicated. |
00:52:29 |
Begging for an answer. |
00:52:30 |
I thought it was good. |
00:52:33 |
I wanted it to be good. |
00:52:36 |
Well, it's as close as |
00:52:39 |
(WHISPERING) Do you always |
00:52:42 |
(EXHALES DEEPLY) |
00:52:46 |
No, I don't. |
00:52:57 |
I don't regret |
00:53:02 |
Probably would've been better |
00:53:05 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:53:06 |
It may never have happened |
00:53:09 |
(LAUGHING) |
00:53:13 |
Yeah. |
00:53:19 |
(CLICKS TONGUE) |
00:53:20 |
(INHALES) |
00:53:27 |
I don't regret it either. |
00:53:37 |
(SIGHS) |
00:53:58 |
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) |
00:54:29 |
Good morning. |
00:54:30 |
Good morning. |
00:54:32 |
Did you know it's good luck |
00:54:36 |
Really? |
00:54:37 |
It's a well-known, very |
00:54:40 |
(CHUCKLES) |
00:54:43 |
Good. I can use one. |
00:54:48 |
Would you all like to have |
00:54:51 |
It's dry and I have |
00:54:53 |
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
00:55:01 |
Jane, I need |
00:55:08 |
You don't happen |
00:55:10 |
amazing chocolate croissants, |
00:55:13 |
(LAUGHS) Oh, |
00:55:15 |
I do have incredibly |
00:55:18 |
Oh, well, |
00:55:20 |
but we could go |
00:55:22 |
right out of the oven. |
00:55:24 |
Do you want |
00:55:25 |
(LAUGHS) Okay. |