Jack And Jill vs
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In fairy tales, |
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happiness is there for the taking. |
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Slay the dragon, |
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Live happily ever after. |
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Today, we're talking about booze. |
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Beer, spirits, plonk? |
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Some call it moonshine or screech. |
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Name your poison. |
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How much can you drink? |
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... segment brought... |
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Once upon a time, |
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there was a young man named Jack, |
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and Jack took the pursuit |
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See, in Jack's world, |
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happiness came with a price tag: |
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fancy cars, |
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designer suits. |
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Jack had it all. |
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The only thing Jack never bought |
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was the old adage "The best |
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Can you blame him? |
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And by his standards, |
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Move it! |
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His happiness was |
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The part of Prince Charming |
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The condo, the clothes, |
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the career... his life. |
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It all worked... |
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on paper, at least. |
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What's up, bird? |
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What are you doing, |
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Shitting everywhere? |
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Hey, man, I feel you. |
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Still, that flying thing. |
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That's gotta be pretty good, right? |
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Hello? Hi. |
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Can you hear me now? |
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What about now? |
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Oh, great. Yes. |
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I was calling you back |
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Uh-huh. Yeah, sure, hold on. |
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Oh! Shit! |
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Are you still there? Hello? |
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Ugh! |
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Ahem. |
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Nice kick. |
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Are you all right? |
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I'm sorry. I'm having... |
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Can you help me with something? |
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I'm, uh... I'm a little lost. |
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But in life, as much as you try to hide, |
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complications will inevitably find you. |
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You know that's |
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What? It's got streets on it. |
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Right, but it's mainly used for, |
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you know... the subway. |
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Okay. |
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When Jack met Jill, |
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Hey, Jackass, we missed you. |
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There's some serious talent over there. |
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- Have we cast yet? |
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Snack, crackle, pop. |
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She's our girl, George. |
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Trying to make a play here? |
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I'm just saying she's our girl. |
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'Cause if you are, |
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What's dinner got to do... |
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Wait. |
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Is this another one of those... |
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Yeah. Yeah. |
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Yes, it is. |
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Sure, there had been other girls, |
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but Jack had been able to navigate |
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It's like our hormones are going |
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Boingo? Boingo? |
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I don't think I've |
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I've heard "Boing." |
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No, but that's the sound |
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You are so adorable! |
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I'm gonna run to the little boys' room. |
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But when I come back, |
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I want to get to the bottom |
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Ah! |
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Excuse me. |
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Excuse me. |
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Do you mind? |
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We're holding for the voice-over. |
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"Welcome to the Klub." |
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And cut. |
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Jill, what happened to the lotion? |
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Excuse me. |
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Do you mind? |
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Oh! Oh, my gosh! |
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Cut. |
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Sorry. |
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Okay, first positions, everyone. |
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- Action! |
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Cut. |
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- I'm sorry. |
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- Cut! |
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Look, here's what we're gonna do. |
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She comes down, |
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and the bathing-suit top has to stay on |
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What we do is we |
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Am I screwing up? |
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I mean, if I had another arm, I could... |
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They're just figuring some stuff out. |
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Or she could go... |
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God, you'd think they were |
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It's much more important than that. |
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All right. We're gonna tie the top. |
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So I just made it to Manhattan, |
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But I used to come here as a kid. |
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I'd beg my parents to take me here. |
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I'm just so happy to be here. Wow! |
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Oh! This is great! |
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So I was a sophomore |
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As much as he tried to fight it, |
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Jack couldn't helped |
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...about acting, you know? So I quit. |
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I was outta there. |
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Intrigued by her. |
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I kinda miss Tupac already. |
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I left him with my parents. |
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You want to see a picture? |
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Whoa! |
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Man, he's looking good. |
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Isn't he cute? Mwah! |
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Is this the place? |
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Home sweet home. |
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You know, these hostels |
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crabs, stuff like that. |
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Hey, listen, you're not... |
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Itchy? |
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No. |
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Anyway, thanks for the ride. |
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Hey, little mama! |
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There it was. |
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Jill. |
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Things were about to get complicated. |
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Well... this is it. |
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Uh, bathroom, kitchen, |
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That's, uh, that's my |
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and the extra bedroom |
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There's a... bit of a view there. |
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Oh! It's gorgeous. |
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You like? |
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Wow. |
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Just until you find |
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Okay. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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Just make yourself comfortable. |
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Please. Of course they've talked about it. |
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Of course you've talked about it. |
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That is not the question. |
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The question is how many, hmm? |
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Am I right? |
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Sally, let me guess. |
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You want a small family, |
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and, uh, George, |
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George wants you |
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# There's no such thing as the future # |
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# It's all doubts and lovely dreams # |
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# Come and listen to these screams # |
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# There's no such thing as heroes # |
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# Just a bunch of ones and zeros # |
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I used to think that having kids |
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I mean, everyone jumping on |
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'cause they have nothing better to do. |
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I'm a career woman. |
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But now I know |
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It's biological. |
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You want a coffee? |
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No thanks. I don't go there. |
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Why? What's wrong with it? |
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I try and buy fair trade coffee. |
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Oh. |
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Well... |
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I like this place. |
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Okay. Have a good day at work. |
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You have a good audition... |
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and whatever else it is you do today. |
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Fair trade coffee. |
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You heard of this, huh? |
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It eliminates the middleman. |
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Puts more money in |
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You know about this? |
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Of course. |
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If everybody knows about it, |
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how come everyone doesn't buy it? |
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Not everyone carries it, I guess. |
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Downstairs. They sell |
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I don't think that's the same. |
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Why don't more |
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It's all about profits. |
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Internationally, coffee prices have fallen, |
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Does that low-fat cup of crap |
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Do you know where to get it? |
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Ask a hippie. They'll tell you. |
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Do you get it? |
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- No. |
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'Cause, Jack. |
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Hippies scare me, all right? |
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Mister... Smith? |
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This is Jill, our trainee. |
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She's gonna sit in on this. |
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- Hello. |
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Just a few questions. |
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1, why do you want to adopt this cat? |
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Excuse me? |
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Why do you want to adopt this cat? |
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Is that a trick question? |
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No. No tricks. |
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Just a simple question |
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I like cats. |
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Is that your answer? |
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Yeah. |
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Is there something wrong with that? |
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We encourage details |
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"Likes cats." |
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Black cats. I like black cats. |
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They're soft and everything. |
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Small and soft and cuddly. |
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I like that. |
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Right. |
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"Likes black cats." |
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Innocence. |
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I'm especially fond of their innocence. |
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Have you ever worn |
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Plat-Platform boots? |
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Teased your hair, |
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Excuse me. What's... |
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Do you remember that band, |
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I think it was, uh, Postal Partum? |
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That's my band. |
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That was you? |
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Really? |
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They had that huge crowd-pleaser. |
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They whole act where |
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It was just pretend. |
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Drummers. They give me |
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- Getting the hang of this? |
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Got it. |
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Hey, Dad. |
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Jack. |
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It's the first Monday |
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Of course. Of course it is. |
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How you been? |
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Fine. |
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How's the job? |
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It's fine. |
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How's business? |
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Fine. |
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Fine. |
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I've been reading something. |
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I think this is right up your alley. |
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This is out of print, |
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A History of Russia. |
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Riasanovsky. |
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That's great, Dad. |
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Thanks. |
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This Klubendorff's actually not bad. |
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Welcome to the Klub. |
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Anyway, I'm really grateful. |
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But I have to say that hawking goods |
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with all my shit hanging out |
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You're moving on? |
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Life's too short. |
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You gotta do |
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The thing is people don't know |
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They think they know |
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Real happiness is bad for sales. |
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Are you happy? |
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Uh... |
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happiness is overrated. |
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# Show me all your love |
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# Take me into your world # |
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# And I'll try my best to get you high # |
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# Take you on a moonlight ride # |
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# Anywhere you like # |
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... in a pen with a herd of real sheep. |
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Yes? |
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Jill, can... can you come |
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Okay. |
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See... |
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the thing is, I like my space. |
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And, you know, you just moved in. |
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We're roommates. |
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So... there's a problem. |
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'Cause I'm a creature |
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I'm set in my ways. |
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And although they may |
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they're still my habits, |
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- Okay. |
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Okay. |
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'Cause I'm... I'm neat. I'm organized. |
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And now I got pink, |
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So... |
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I don't think we should sleep together. |
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I mean, it was great. |
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You were great. I just... I really think |
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it just sort of complicates |
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And I, uh... |
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I'm definitely not into this obsession |
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with finding their soul mates |
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So that's not gonna happen here. |
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No love. |
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- Great. |
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Can I catch a ride? |
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Sure. Fine. Fine. |
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Lucy, can I ask you |
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Go for it. |
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How come every time I see you, |
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Different how? |
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The other day, you were, like, |
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and today it's like... |
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Is there some kind of rule |
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No. |
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Did you wake up this morning |
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the same way you did yesterday? |
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No. |
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Okay, so... |
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how do you feel today, then? |
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Let's see. |
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Last night, I got skunked |
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who looked a lot better in the dark. |
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So this morning while I was trying |
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I had this whole |
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And by the time I got home, |
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So I pulled this out, and I thought... |
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I don't know. When I feel like a robot, |
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I guess I'll dress like one. |
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Okay. |
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Can I ask you a question? |
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What? |
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Are you a barfer? |
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Excuse me? |
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Bulimic or something? |
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'Cause you're skinny and you eat a lot, |
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I have cystic fibrosis. |
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Is that bad? |
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Not the greatest. |
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What does that mean? |
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Ahem. Well, it means that... |
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I don't absorb nutrients |
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So I have to eat a lot. |
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And that's it? |
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Um... no. |
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There's a pulmonary component. |
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My lungs are building up scar tissue, |
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which eventually... |
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But some people |
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So you're this hot chick, |
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Yes, but is there a rule that says |
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Jack, have you ever thought |
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No. |
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Might lighten you up a bit, |
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get you out of the house, |
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The assumption here is that |
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Jack? |
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Are you gay? |
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Yes, George. I'm gay. |
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No, because Sally |
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I just said I was. |
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No, you're not. |
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I just said I'm gay, George. |
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But you're not. |
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No. |
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Fine. |
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So Sally met this chick at yoga... |
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Hey, you remember that girl we hired |
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Oh, she's hot, buddy. |
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You should take a run at that. |
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I've been there. |
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You've been there been there? |
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She's my roommate. |
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Hey, how long have |
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'Cause I saw this episode |
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where this girl goes out |
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and then she sells their |
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Then he started |
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Like, am I good? |
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Uh... yeah. |
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Yeah, that did come up. |
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And? |
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Well... |
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I realized that I didn't have a lot |
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I mean, I don't really know |
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Well, I come from an island. |
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It's called the island of heart, |
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and it's surrounded |
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Really? |
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The days are short, |
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and the nights are even shorter. |
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And every dawn, a fresh breeze |
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blows away the static thoughts |
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Mmm. Nice. |
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So I come from the planet Earth, |
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and my people are stubborn |
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Our ideas don't just |
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We plant them in the ground |
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and watch them grow |
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I eat dreamers for breakfast. |
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Yeah, right. |
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You drink your breakfast from a can. |
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# Molecules we fall apart # |
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# And slam together in the dark # |
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# The dark is where |
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I love New York. |
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# They turn into a deeper shade |
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# In places we can safeguard # |
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# Where both our fighting world's collide # |
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# A beautiful electric ride |
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Pow. |
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# A place that we can both agree # |
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Was meant for you and me # |
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# She loves me, yeah, she loves me # |
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# I believe the light's above me # |
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# An angel is dancing in my arms # |
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Hey there. |
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You in for a tune-up? |
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I am. |
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How long have you been here? |
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Hey, is the room service any good? |
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How's the food? |
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Do they turn your bed down at night |
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and leave the chocolate on the pillow? |
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All the nice hotels do it. |
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Hey, Wyatt, just so you know, |
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the kid and I, we're gonna want our beds |
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and a chocolate on the pillow. |
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And I'll take a newspaper |
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Do you want a newspaper? |
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Make that two. |
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Yes, ma'am. |
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Hey, kid, you should look into that. |
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Yeah, right. |
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- So what's your name? |
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- Got a boyfriend? |
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No? |
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That's crazy. |
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A pretty girl like you? |
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I got a boyfriend. |
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He's cute. |
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Is he better than David Beckham? |
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- Um, that depends. |
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If you like pretty boys with frosted hair. |
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Jill? |
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Have you seen my roommate? |
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Hello? |
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Lame. |
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What? |
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Jill? |
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Are you asleep? |
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Uh-uh. |
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Do you ever think about dying? |
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Uh-uh. |
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What do you think about? |
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I think about wanting to learn as much |
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Making an impact. |
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What do you think about? |
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Everyone forgetting me. |
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You can't let them forget, Holly. |
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You gotta fight. |
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We gotta fight. |
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Is that, uh... |
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Hippie coffee. |
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Jill didn't come home last night. |
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She didn't call. |
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No message. |
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Sound weird to you? |
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Well, if she's like, say, your girlfriend, |
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then yeah, that could be a little weird. |
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But she's just your roommate, right? |
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Right. |
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Of course. |
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Madera fumbles. |
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It's a Tiger recovery at the 15. |
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Second and 3. |
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Hi. |
00:29:59 |
Hey. |
00:30:03 |
1:19 left to go in the first. |
00:30:05 |
Tigers down by 7. |
00:30:07 |
This is a big play. |
00:30:18 |
Have you ever climbed a tree? |
00:30:21 |
No. |
00:30:26 |
I want to climb a tree. |
00:30:31 |
Okay. |
00:30:36 |
Want to come? |
00:30:37 |
Not really, no. |
00:30:38 |
Why not? It'll be fun. |
00:30:43 |
Fun is overrated. |
00:30:49 |
Isn't this great? |
00:30:51 |
No, not great. |
00:30:54 |
Super great. |
00:30:56 |
Now... |
00:30:57 |
What is this, the tree of trust |
00:31:01 |
What are we calling this? |
00:31:08 |
Checking to see if you still like me. |
00:31:14 |
If I tell you what I want, |
00:31:19 |
I want you to leave a message |
00:31:25 |
When you go back |
00:31:28 |
I want to know. |
00:31:31 |
Deal. |
00:31:33 |
Now me. |
00:31:35 |
I don't want you to worry about me. |
00:31:37 |
Uh... |
00:31:38 |
I want to have fun. |
00:31:40 |
Fun? Like climbing trees fun? |
00:31:42 |
Exactly. I want it to be fearless. |
00:31:44 |
I want to... start something, |
00:31:47 |
Start a revolution! |
00:31:50 |
Whoo! |
00:31:52 |
What kind of revolution |
00:31:54 |
I don't know. |
00:31:56 |
We need a manifesto, |
00:32:00 |
something to keep us on our toes. |
00:32:05 |
What are you doing? |
00:32:06 |
It's called holding hands. |
00:32:10 |
It's something people do |
00:32:12 |
Yeah, well, holding hands is... |
00:32:16 |
Overrated. |
00:32:18 |
But you're doing it anyway. |
00:32:26 |
Hello. |
00:32:27 |
- Be honest. |
00:32:29 |
Did you hear me? |
00:32:31 |
What are you talking about? |
00:32:33 |
The manifesto. |
00:32:35 |
Be honest. |
00:32:38 |
Write it down. |
00:32:41 |
Uh... |
00:32:43 |
"Rule 1: Be honest." |
00:32:47 |
Done. |
00:32:50 |
Bye. |
00:32:55 |
She's hanging up on me. |
00:32:57 |
I'm gonna start hanging up |
00:32:59 |
# Yeah, you do it 'cause he understands, |
00:33:03 |
# Do it for the trouble # |
00:33:05 |
# Yeah, you do it 'cause it's dark outside # |
00:33:10 |
Why are you so mean to this thing? |
00:33:13 |
Time is a construct, Jill. |
00:33:16 |
Some Roman dude took it upon himself |
00:33:19 |
and then the rest of the world |
00:33:22 |
But is it accurate? Hmm? |
00:33:25 |
When you're having fun, time flies, right? |
00:33:27 |
But when you're stuck in traffic, |
00:33:30 |
So is it infinite or completely limited? |
00:33:33 |
It's both. But that piece of junk |
00:33:38 |
Tick, tick, tick, tick. |
00:33:41 |
It's like a... Chinese water torture. |
00:33:44 |
Well, I wish it would just stand still. |
00:33:46 |
It can't. Time is the enemy. |
00:33:49 |
We age, we wrinkle, we die. |
00:33:51 |
Anyone who tells you different |
00:33:54 |
Then let's live in a fairy tale. |
00:33:58 |
I have to work. |
00:33:59 |
Okay. Rule 2: Believe in fairy tales. |
00:34:03 |
Whoa! Did you just kiss me? |
00:34:04 |
You just kissed me. |
00:34:06 |
- No, I didn't. |
00:34:09 |
That was a... peck. |
00:34:11 |
You're weird. |
00:34:22 |
# Yeah, you do it |
00:34:25 |
# Yeah, you do it |
00:34:35 |
You seem happy. |
00:34:37 |
- Happier... something. |
00:34:41 |
Maybe it's Jill. |
00:34:43 |
She's fun. |
00:34:44 |
Young and fun. |
00:34:48 |
And she doesn't want babies. |
00:34:56 |
George... |
00:34:58 |
let's do some pro bono. |
00:35:00 |
Like Bono and The Edge bono? |
00:35:01 |
This isn't painfully dull to you? |
00:35:04 |
Let's take something on. |
00:35:06 |
Coffee. |
00:35:08 |
Fair trade coffee. |
00:35:10 |
Let's do something for those guys. |
00:35:12 |
I don't have time just to dream up |
00:35:16 |
Why not, George? |
00:35:17 |
Because, Jack, I'm not |
00:35:19 |
And when I'm not working hard, |
00:35:23 |
Don't scoff at me. |
00:35:25 |
I'm not saying I'm better than you. |
00:35:28 |
Sweeties, it's showtime. |
00:35:31 |
I wasn't saying I'm better. |
00:35:32 |
Yes, you were. |
00:35:35 |
- No, I wasn't. |
00:35:38 |
Would you stop, please? |
00:35:40 |
Doop used to be the hippest |
00:35:43 |
I was using this product when I was |
00:35:46 |
We've got to make Doop cool again. |
00:35:48 |
We can do cool. |
00:35:49 |
These guys are really cool. |
00:35:51 |
Why don't you tell |
00:35:57 |
Well, let's begin by acknowledging |
00:36:00 |
We say let's keep the aesthetic. |
00:36:03 |
It has integrity, history, |
00:36:07 |
Let's look at some of the print |
00:36:10 |
I don't know. It has to be hip. |
00:36:12 |
What George is saying |
00:36:15 |
and the campaign |
00:36:16 |
Other products may |
00:36:19 |
but Doop... Doop... Doop |
00:36:21 |
Bring back the old ads, huh? |
00:36:24 |
Why would I pay you for that? |
00:36:25 |
The man's got a point. |
00:36:31 |
Not the old ads exactly, sir. |
00:36:32 |
We would, uh, feather the campaign. |
00:36:34 |
We need a new, fresh campaign. |
00:36:36 |
I want youngsters in clubs and malls |
00:36:40 |
talking about Doop, |
00:36:41 |
talking about how it |
00:36:43 |
I want blogs and podcasts and viral. |
00:36:47 |
I wanna go viral. |
00:36:48 |
Well, why don't Jack and George |
00:36:51 |
and give you some options? |
00:36:53 |
I want options! |
00:36:56 |
Okay, just a couple more questions. |
00:37:02 |
How long have you guys |
00:37:04 |
Is that a question from your list? |
00:37:06 |
Sir, it's up to me |
00:37:09 |
to determine whether |
00:37:11 |
to a safe and supportive family. |
00:37:13 |
You would be surprised |
00:37:15 |
make stews out of these guys. |
00:37:17 |
Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. |
00:37:19 |
We have grandchildren. |
00:37:20 |
- 15. |
00:37:23 |
Oh, 16. That's right. |
00:37:25 |
Wow. You're so lucky. |
00:37:28 |
You guys have been |
00:37:30 |
47 years. |
00:37:32 |
48. |
00:37:34 |
48 years. |
00:37:36 |
You're old. |
00:37:40 |
You're old people. |
00:37:43 |
That's neat. |
00:37:46 |
Sweetie, is there something wrong? |
00:37:48 |
Can I ask you a question? |
00:37:51 |
What's your secret? |
00:37:55 |
Well... |
00:37:56 |
we've both learned |
00:38:00 |
And... |
00:38:03 |
the nookie's |
00:38:12 |
How's it coming? |
00:38:14 |
Anything good? |
00:38:18 |
"Doop and do it. |
00:38:21 |
See, that's good. |
00:38:22 |
Right? It's classic. |
00:38:25 |
"Dive into the Doop." |
00:38:26 |
That's not bad. |
00:38:29 |
Oh, this is good. |
00:38:30 |
"Doop it and poop it. |
00:38:35 |
Oh, and this one. |
00:38:37 |
"Doopy Doopy do. |
00:38:39 |
Great. |
00:38:52 |
Here. Read this. |
00:38:57 |
Okay. |
00:38:59 |
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, |
00:39:02 |
"that all men are created equal |
00:39:04 |
"and that they are endowed |
00:39:06 |
"with certain inalienable rights |
00:39:08 |
that among these..." |
00:39:12 |
"...are life, liberty, |
00:39:17 |
Right. |
00:39:18 |
So? |
00:39:19 |
So it doesn't make sense. |
00:39:21 |
You can't pursue happiness. |
00:39:24 |
I mean, if it read you have the right |
00:39:28 |
and God willing, |
00:39:30 |
that I could buy. |
00:39:31 |
Semantics. |
00:39:33 |
No, no. No, no, no. |
00:39:35 |
Happiness is intangible, an emotion. |
00:39:39 |
You can't pursue it. |
00:39:41 |
Okay, so you're saying |
00:39:44 |
That's exactly what I'm saying. |
00:39:49 |
Okay, so rule 6 would be... |
00:39:51 |
Abandon the pursuit of happiness |
00:39:57 |
Okay, read 'em back to me. |
00:40:00 |
"Rule 1: |
00:40:03 |
Be honest." |
00:40:04 |
Good. |
00:40:06 |
"2: Believe in fairy tales." |
00:40:10 |
"Rule 3: Accept time as your friend |
00:40:15 |
Okay. |
00:40:16 |
"Rule 4: Make sure the nookie's good." |
00:40:23 |
"Rule 5: Promote beauty. |
00:40:26 |
"Wage a sustained campaign |
00:40:30 |
"And rule 6: |
00:40:32 |
Abandon the pursuit of happiness..." |
00:40:37 |
Are you all right? |
00:40:39 |
"...of happiness and its false promise." |
00:40:54 |
I am a robot |
00:40:56 |
Among the millions of robots |
00:41:00 |
I eat my sugar and watch my TV |
00:41:05 |
Lots and lots |
00:41:09 |
Without caffeine, I can get pretty mean |
00:41:13 |
Talk shows, new clothes |
00:41:16 |
Don't bother. |
00:41:17 |
Advertisements lead me to |
00:41:20 |
The promised land |
00:41:29 |
Come on |
00:41:31 |
Whoo! |
00:41:35 |
- No, no. |
00:41:37 |
Jill, there's people here. |
00:41:40 |
And we can get there again |
00:41:43 |
If we feel our feelings |
00:41:45 |
Feelings, feelings |
00:41:47 |
I'm not dumb |
00:41:50 |
I'm just numb |
00:41:55 |
I'm not dumb |
00:41:56 |
No. No. Absolutely not. No. |
00:41:59 |
I'm just numb |
00:42:03 |
Come on |
00:42:09 |
Wow. |
00:42:11 |
Jill...... |
00:42:13 |
What? She's doing her thing, you know? |
00:42:15 |
She doesn't care. |
00:42:18 |
That's likely the root of her problem. |
00:42:21 |
I am lame |
00:42:23 |
Oh, my God! |
00:42:25 |
Look! |
00:42:26 |
What is it? |
00:42:33 |
And he sweeps me away |
00:42:37 |
That's not good enough |
00:42:40 |
No, I was hoping for |
00:42:42 |
Something a little less predictable. |
00:42:56 |
You want less predictable? |
00:42:58 |
There. |
00:43:00 |
What? |
00:43:01 |
A '66 Corvair. |
00:43:04 |
Jack! Where is it! |
00:43:05 |
I got rid of it. |
00:43:06 |
Oh, you didn't! Why? |
00:43:09 |
I don't know. |
00:43:11 |
I love it. |
00:43:18 |
It was always breaking down. |
00:43:28 |
How about we never do that again? |
00:43:42 |
Hi. This is Jill's mom. |
00:43:45 |
- It's your mom. |
00:43:48 |
"We haven't heard from you in a couple days, |
00:43:51 |
Wait, wait! It's your dad. |
00:43:52 |
"We really miss you." |
00:43:54 |
Okay, okay, okay! |
00:43:55 |
Give it to me. |
00:44:00 |
What? |
00:44:02 |
I miss them. |
00:44:03 |
No, it's sweet. I just... |
00:44:07 |
I don't have that. |
00:44:12 |
What are your parents like? |
00:44:21 |
This... |
00:44:24 |
is my dad. |
00:44:29 |
This was supposed to be |
00:44:32 |
- Hmm. |
00:44:34 |
Oh! Uh, wait. |
00:44:40 |
To truly understand |
00:44:45 |
Read this. |
00:44:49 |
And if I ever thought |
00:44:51 |
of doing something |
00:44:56 |
I believe this was meant |
00:45:02 |
And that's how I was raised. |
00:45:06 |
One book at a time. |
00:45:13 |
Hey. |
00:45:15 |
# Leave him next to go # |
00:45:19 |
# Hold on # |
00:45:20 |
# To what you can # |
00:45:25 |
# Give it up # |
00:45:28 |
# You can go # |
00:45:32 |
# 'Cause I don't have a right # |
00:45:35 |
# A second of this space # |
00:45:39 |
# Let's pretend we're down # |
00:45:41 |
# To an hour that's stolen # |
00:45:50 |
# So hold on # |
00:45:52 |
# To what you can # |
00:45:55 |
# Let's pretend we're down # |
00:45:58 |
# To an hour this time # |
00:46:09 |
Got it. |
00:46:11 |
Okay. |
00:46:13 |
Read this. |
00:46:14 |
Now, today they call them terrorists. |
00:46:17 |
In the old days, |
00:46:19 |
but otherwise, it's |
00:46:21 |
as it was a hundred years ago. |
00:46:23 |
Everybody blowing themselves |
00:46:26 |
Oh. |
00:46:29 |
Well, thank you. |
00:46:31 |
It's great to meet you. |
00:46:38 |
- You ready? |
00:46:40 |
Give us a call now. |
00:46:43 |
- Bye. |
00:46:45 |
Thanks. |
00:46:49 |
Lovely girl, Jack. |
00:46:56 |
Lovely girl. |
00:47:00 |
I like him. |
00:47:02 |
I can see that. |
00:47:04 |
He loves you, Jack. |
00:47:07 |
He's just not good at showing it. |
00:47:10 |
You should cut him some slack. |
00:47:12 |
Is that one of our rules now? |
00:47:15 |
That's a good idea, Jack. |
00:47:18 |
Rule 7: Show compassion. |
00:47:22 |
Oh! |
00:47:24 |
How about meter maids? |
00:47:26 |
I gotta show compassion |
00:47:28 |
Banks, phones, |
00:47:32 |
You don't have to show |
00:47:48 |
We create a haven. |
00:47:50 |
Free of fights, expectations, fear. |
00:47:55 |
Free of noise, damn it. |
00:47:57 |
Horns, alarms, things that go boom. |
00:48:01 |
A library of the mind. |
00:48:04 |
Where the voices of |
00:48:08 |
Now let's take them to a place |
00:48:12 |
where's there's no pain, |
00:48:14 |
no arguments. |
00:48:17 |
A place... |
00:48:20 |
where no one is wrong. |
00:48:26 |
Because deep down, |
00:48:28 |
we all want to be understood, right? |
00:48:31 |
Guys, women, teenagers... |
00:48:36 |
even old people. |
00:48:39 |
Everyone is silently pleading. |
00:48:44 |
"Just hear me." |
00:48:56 |
George, could you give us a minute? |
00:49:03 |
Exceptional work, Jack. |
00:49:04 |
Now we can all live together as one |
00:49:11 |
Mr. Doop is a big account, |
00:49:13 |
and Mr. Doop is interested in making money, |
00:49:18 |
Get it together, Jack! |
00:49:19 |
But I'm trying to elevate here. |
00:49:21 |
You're off Doop. |
00:49:33 |
All right, hold on! |
00:49:34 |
What are you smoking, dude? |
00:49:37 |
And we're supposed to be a team. |
00:49:38 |
That wasn't team. |
00:49:39 |
I'm sick of this mire of mediocrity! |
00:49:41 |
Mire of... What? |
00:49:43 |
We're bullshit artists, George! |
00:49:45 |
That's what we do! |
00:49:48 |
For once in my life, |
00:49:50 |
I was trying to tell the truth! |
00:49:53 |
1-to-10 me, how mad are you? |
00:49:56 |
I'm sorry, George! |
00:49:58 |
Shit, man! It's just a stupid hair gel! |
00:50:03 |
Would you stop running like a sissy! |
00:50:43 |
I can't afford to have you |
00:50:47 |
I have to bring home the bacon now. |
00:50:50 |
Sally's pregnant. |
00:50:54 |
Damn, man. |
00:50:56 |
Why didn't you tell me? |
00:50:59 |
It's early, first trimester. |
00:51:01 |
You're not supposed |
00:51:05 |
It's amazing. |
00:51:09 |
You are going to be happy. |
00:51:12 |
It was beautiful |
00:51:16 |
laying our plans. |
00:51:18 |
You were gonna work in the world... |
00:51:20 |
the living world. |
00:51:22 |
The lone messenger |
00:51:24 |
Thank you, Jill. |
00:51:28 |
You'll do fine. |
00:51:32 |
When? |
00:51:35 |
Excuse me? |
00:51:36 |
Well, when am I gonna do fine? |
00:51:39 |
'Cause it's been months |
00:51:42 |
Sweetie, we're all asking that question. |
00:51:46 |
You start at the bottom, |
00:51:50 |
And claw my way up? Great. |
00:51:53 |
You're new in town. |
00:52:02 |
Those two jokers |
00:52:04 |
Yep. |
00:52:14 |
Jack! |
00:52:15 |
Jack! |
00:52:17 |
Hey! |
00:52:23 |
Just go! |
00:52:29 |
Hey, Jill. |
00:52:30 |
What are you doing? You're so... |
00:52:33 |
What's wrong with you? |
00:52:34 |
What? Nothing happened. |
00:52:36 |
That car just almost hit you! |
00:52:37 |
Relax. It's no big deal. |
00:52:39 |
It is a big deal. |
00:52:40 |
It's a huge deal. It's your life. |
00:52:42 |
Doesn't that mean anything to you? |
00:52:44 |
Whoa, whoa. |
00:52:46 |
Nothing's important to you. |
00:52:48 |
- Jill, it's okay. |
00:52:50 |
Here. I made you lunch. |
00:52:52 |
I don't think it was... Jill, wait. |
00:52:54 |
Jill, wait! |
00:52:59 |
What the hell just happened? |
00:53:15 |
Hey, George... |
00:53:19 |
how does this relationship |
00:53:23 |
Usually, you go on a couple of dates, |
00:53:25 |
see if you like each other. |
00:53:27 |
Eventually you have sex. |
00:53:28 |
Right. I, uh... |
00:53:30 |
I sort of skipped the whole dating thing. |
00:53:32 |
So what then? |
00:53:34 |
And then, if you're |
00:53:36 |
you become boyfriend and girlfriend. |
00:53:38 |
It's really fun for, like, three months, |
00:53:39 |
and then you realize it's work. |
00:53:41 |
Then you dump her. |
00:53:44 |
Or not. |
00:53:45 |
Okay, let's say not. |
00:53:47 |
You move in together. |
00:53:48 |
I did that. |
00:53:52 |
Right. |
00:53:53 |
Well... |
00:53:54 |
Then you get married. |
00:53:56 |
You start your trajectory of acquisitions. |
00:53:58 |
Knives, forks, juicer, barbecue. |
00:54:00 |
You move to the 'burbs. You buy a house. |
00:54:02 |
You pop some kids out. |
00:54:04 |
You fight, you cheat, |
00:54:06 |
you split the shit, |
00:54:08 |
Then you start all over again. |
00:54:12 |
It all sounds so promising. |
00:54:13 |
It's just an outline, Jack. |
00:54:18 |
# Time can take its toll |
00:54:23 |
# Look at you, |
00:54:29 |
# Traffic lights may |
00:54:35 |
# Tilt your head and turn it to the sun # |
00:54:45 |
Is she still here? |
00:54:46 |
She never left. |
00:54:48 |
Waiting on a new set of lungs. |
00:54:49 |
Decided on the transplant. |
00:54:52 |
She's gonna be happy to see you. |
00:54:58 |
Excuse me. |
00:55:03 |
Do you mind? |
00:55:06 |
Klubendorff. |
00:55:09 |
Dream on, guy. |
00:55:11 |
Welcome to the Klub. |
00:55:23 |
"Be back soon." |
00:55:26 |
"Be back soon." |
00:55:30 |
... here on the streets |
00:55:31 |
to talk with John and Jane Q Public. |
00:55:35 |
What is the meaning of life? |
00:55:38 |
- The meaning of life? |
00:55:40 |
Uh... |
00:55:41 |
What kind of a name is Jack? |
00:55:45 |
He sounds old. |
00:55:48 |
It's a stupid name. |
00:55:49 |
Holly! |
00:55:51 |
There's no Jack, Jill. |
00:55:54 |
What makes you say that? |
00:55:55 |
Because everyone lies to me. |
00:55:59 |
I'm not lying to you. |
00:56:01 |
Well... |
00:56:03 |
he never comes and visits you. |
00:56:06 |
He doesn't call you. |
00:56:08 |
You don't call him. |
00:56:11 |
Boys are stupid. |
00:56:14 |
Everything is stupid. |
00:56:15 |
Holly, you need to buck up. |
00:56:17 |
No, I don't. |
00:56:19 |
I'm tired of bucking up. |
00:56:23 |
Bucking up is so stupid. |
00:56:29 |
I want lungs that work. |
00:56:37 |
# All right # |
00:56:38 |
# I can say what you want # |
00:56:44 |
# I can do all the things that you do # |
00:56:48 |
# I'll make it all up to you# |
00:56:53 |
# I'm still in love with you # |
00:56:56 |
# I'm still in love with you # |
00:57:13 |
Hello. |
00:57:14 |
Jill? What the hell! |
00:57:17 |
Hey, babe! |
00:57:19 |
Hey, hold on. |
00:57:20 |
There's someone here |
00:57:23 |
Say hello to Holly Goodman. |
00:57:27 |
Hello. |
00:57:29 |
Hi. |
00:57:31 |
Hi. |
00:57:32 |
Who's this? |
00:57:36 |
That was Holly Goodman. |
00:57:38 |
Remember that name, Jack. |
00:57:40 |
Holly Goodman. |
00:57:43 |
She's a friend. |
00:57:44 |
Jill, where are you? |
00:57:46 |
It sounds like you're in |
00:57:49 |
Hey, Jack, um... |
00:57:52 |
we need stickers. |
00:57:53 |
Stickers? |
00:57:55 |
Remember the manifesto? |
00:57:57 |
Oh, right. Yeah. |
00:57:59 |
How could I forget? |
00:58:01 |
Yeah. So, um, |
00:58:02 |
we want them to say |
00:58:05 |
Stickers that say "Stupid." |
00:58:07 |
And we want... |
00:58:11 |
- 5,000. |
00:58:13 |
You want 5,000 |
00:58:16 |
Yeah. |
00:58:18 |
What... |
00:58:19 |
Jack... |
00:58:22 |
I'm sorry. |
00:58:24 |
I had to go away again. |
00:58:25 |
Is everything all right? |
00:58:28 |
- I'm worried about you. |
00:58:30 |
Everything is... |
00:58:32 |
Don't be worried, okay? |
00:58:38 |
Okay. |
00:58:41 |
Love you. |
00:58:49 |
He doesn't know you're sick. |
00:58:53 |
- Love you? |
00:58:55 |
Not "I love you." Not "Love ya." |
00:58:57 |
Just..."love you." |
00:58:59 |
Yeah. Hard to say. |
00:59:02 |
- I don't know. |
00:59:03 |
Right from the start. |
00:59:05 |
Boingo boingo. |
00:59:06 |
Yeah. |
00:59:07 |
I don't think boingo boingo |
00:59:10 |
Yeah. Hello? |
00:59:12 |
I'd like to order some stickers. |
00:59:52 |
Where were you? |
00:59:56 |
Is there someone else? |
01:00:03 |
I need to know what's going on. |
01:00:11 |
Okay. |
01:00:18 |
You were at the airport. |
01:00:23 |
Tell me, Jill. |
01:00:27 |
I'm sick. |
01:00:31 |
What do you mean, |
01:00:36 |
I have cystic fibrosis. |
01:00:42 |
What? What? |
01:00:44 |
What... What... What is that? |
01:00:47 |
Well, it's... |
01:00:50 |
I have trouble breathing, |
01:00:52 |
and that's why |
01:00:55 |
That's why I eat like a freakin' pig |
01:00:58 |
See? It's not all that bad. |
01:01:04 |
How long have you had this? |
01:01:08 |
I was born with it. |
01:01:16 |
Is it... |
01:01:19 |
Is it fatal? |
01:01:24 |
Eventually. |
01:01:27 |
What is eventually? |
01:01:29 |
Like ten years or more or less. |
01:01:33 |
I mean, they're finding out |
01:01:36 |
Come here. |
01:01:41 |
What is this? |
01:01:42 |
What does this say? |
01:01:45 |
"Be honest." |
01:01:48 |
Damn it! |
01:02:13 |
# This scar is a fleck |
01:02:17 |
# Tried to reach deep, |
01:02:22 |
# Now you're outside me, |
01:02:27 |
# Repent all your sin # |
01:02:31 |
Your main man... |
01:02:36 |
# I chose to feel it, |
01:02:40 |
# I'll write you a postcard, |
01:02:45 |
# From a house down the road |
01:03:01 |
# Live through this # |
01:03:05 |
# And you won't look back # |
01:03:10 |
# Live through this # |
01:03:15 |
# And you won't look back # |
01:03:20 |
# Live through this # |
01:03:24 |
# And you won't look back # |
01:03:27 |
Here. |
01:03:29 |
You might want to file these. |
01:03:37 |
# There's one thing I want |
01:03:42 |
# You were what I wanted, |
01:03:46 |
# I'm not sorry I met you, |
01:03:51 |
# I'm not sorry there's nothing to save # |
01:03:56 |
# I'm not sorry there's nothing to save # |
01:04:08 |
Hey! |
01:04:10 |
Hi! |
01:04:12 |
I got more crap. |
01:04:13 |
Let's see, I got Doritos. |
01:04:18 |
I got Ben and Jerry's. |
01:04:21 |
Hey, look. They got a new flavor: |
01:04:25 |
You didn't think that was funny? |
01:04:27 |
Couch potato? |
01:04:29 |
Take it back to the joke factory? |
01:04:32 |
Okay. |
01:04:42 |
What are you gonna do, babe? |
01:04:45 |
I'm gonna go home. |
01:04:47 |
Home, huh? |
01:04:50 |
What about your career? |
01:04:52 |
What career? |
01:04:55 |
I'm a Klubendorff' girl. |
01:04:57 |
Come on. |
01:04:59 |
You're doing your thing. |
01:05:01 |
And you've got friends. |
01:05:02 |
I mean, I'm not gonna |
01:05:05 |
but I'm here for you. |
01:05:07 |
I just need to take |
01:05:14 |
Reevaluate, huh? |
01:05:18 |
Okay. |
01:05:19 |
Here. |
01:05:22 |
Reevaluate this. |
01:05:26 |
What are you doing? |
01:05:28 |
- Come on. |
01:05:32 |
You gotta let it out! |
01:05:36 |
I can't believe you right now! |
01:05:47 |
I don't want to be sick anymore. |
01:05:59 |
Come on. |
01:06:05 |
I don't want to be sick anymore. |
01:06:11 |
So that's where she's been hiding. |
01:06:15 |
Can you die from it? |
01:06:17 |
Apparently. |
01:06:19 |
Yeah, 30's, like, old. |
01:06:25 |
It's a raw deal, my friend. I'm sorry. |
01:06:30 |
What are you gonna do? |
01:06:33 |
I don't know, man. |
01:06:35 |
What are you gonna do? |
01:06:40 |
What? |
01:06:41 |
I'm not gonna do anything. |
01:06:43 |
She lied to me, George, |
01:06:47 |
So she lied. |
01:06:48 |
Do I look like Florence Nightingale? |
01:06:50 |
You're an asshole. |
01:06:51 |
You're dumping her 'cause she's sick? |
01:06:57 |
She'll get over it. |
01:07:00 |
It's not her I'm worried about. |
01:07:04 |
The girl made you happy. |
01:07:20 |
Oh! What the... |
01:07:22 |
Oh, come on! |
01:07:33 |
So I went to my truck |
01:07:35 |
and someone had stuck a sticker |
01:07:38 |
- That's terrible. |
01:07:39 |
Guess what it said. |
01:07:41 |
"One nuclear bomb |
01:07:44 |
It said "Stupid." |
01:07:45 |
Just..."Stupid." |
01:07:49 |
Somebody... thinks |
01:07:57 |
I'm gonna bring in the client |
01:07:59 |
G-R-E-A-T. |
01:08:00 |
- Excuse me? |
01:08:03 |
Like... whoopee. |
01:08:05 |
If you don't like your job, quit. |
01:08:07 |
If you don't like my work, fire me. |
01:08:10 |
You know, it's always |
01:08:12 |
if you make the appearance |
01:08:15 |
I just conceptualized |
01:08:18 |
So just how excited |
01:08:23 |
Okay, so you guys |
01:08:26 |
and you're all having a great time, |
01:08:27 |
roller coasters, cotton candy, |
01:08:31 |
Except one of you has your period. |
01:08:35 |
Now, which one of you |
01:08:38 |
- Oh, I will. |
01:08:39 |
Okay, you. Fantastic. |
01:08:41 |
So you have your period, |
01:08:42 |
and you guys are, |
01:08:45 |
and you know about this new tampon |
01:08:46 |
that's completely discreet |
01:08:49 |
and you, like, school her |
01:08:52 |
So I want you to improvise |
01:08:54 |
and don't stop until I say. |
01:08:56 |
Okay? All right. Go ahead. |
01:08:59 |
Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited. |
01:09:01 |
It's the Humper Bumper. |
01:09:03 |
Oh! I want to go, but l... |
01:09:05 |
What? What, what, what? |
01:09:06 |
- My period. |
01:09:08 |
I feel really bloated. |
01:09:09 |
What are you using? |
01:09:10 |
- Pads, but... |
01:09:12 |
I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. |
01:09:13 |
I'm gonna have to stop you there. |
01:09:15 |
Uh, hello. |
01:09:17 |
Is there a problem? |
01:09:22 |
Is it just me, |
01:09:31 |
Good luck. |
01:09:34 |
Wow. |
01:09:35 |
Meow. |
01:09:37 |
Anyway, uh, sorry to interrupt you. |
01:09:39 |
So, uh, new tampon and... |
01:09:43 |
Ferris wheel, roller coasters... go. |
01:09:46 |
It's over? |
01:09:51 |
Sorry to hear that, son. |
01:09:53 |
Don't... Don't do that. |
01:09:55 |
What? |
01:09:56 |
Don't "son" me. |
01:09:59 |
What should I call you, then? |
01:10:01 |
I don't know. |
01:10:03 |
How about my name? |
01:10:07 |
Jackson Randall Forthright. |
01:10:10 |
Randall was your mother's idea. |
01:10:13 |
I never cared for the name, but... |
01:10:16 |
I wanted to make |
01:10:21 |
That's all I ever wanted was to... |
01:10:24 |
make my family happy. |
01:10:36 |
She left a void in both our hearts, son. |
01:10:39 |
As your father, |
01:10:43 |
I regret that now. |
01:10:47 |
Sometimes life just |
01:10:50 |
and you think you got your eye on it, |
01:10:53 |
but it floats on by. |
01:10:58 |
You just used a... |
01:11:01 |
a sports metaphor. |
01:11:03 |
I could punch you |
01:11:05 |
Let's not overdo it. |
01:11:11 |
I think your mother felt |
01:11:37 |
Can I help you? |
01:11:38 |
Is this the cystic fibrosis place? |
01:11:43 |
Yes. |
01:11:45 |
I'm looking for Jill. |
01:11:48 |
- Yep. |
01:11:51 |
Uh, no, she's not. |
01:11:57 |
I'm Jack. |
01:11:59 |
I'm a friend of Jill's. |
01:12:01 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:12:04 |
Does she ever mention me? |
01:12:05 |
Can't say that she has, no. |
01:12:10 |
She coming back... sometime? |
01:12:13 |
I sure hope so. |
01:12:14 |
We love having her. |
01:12:47 |
Okay. |
01:12:52 |
Hi. |
01:12:55 |
I understand you're interested |
01:12:59 |
How's the... robotic routine going? |
01:13:04 |
You still jamming? |
01:13:06 |
We have a few standard questions |
01:13:10 |
to help us determine |
01:13:12 |
before we release |
01:13:16 |
Okay. |
01:13:17 |
Why do you want to adopt this dog? |
01:13:19 |
Lucy, is she here? |
01:13:21 |
No. |
01:13:23 |
But you guys still talk, don't you? |
01:13:26 |
Sometimes. |
01:13:28 |
Does she say anything about me? |
01:13:30 |
Look, if you want |
01:13:35 |
Do you want |
01:13:39 |
What was the question? |
01:13:41 |
Why do you want to adopt a dog? |
01:13:48 |
Why didn't she tell me? |
01:13:49 |
She did. |
01:13:51 |
Sooner. |
01:13:52 |
She tells people she's sick, |
01:13:55 |
and that's all they see. |
01:13:59 |
I guess she wanted to come first. |
01:14:01 |
She thought if she'd tell you, |
01:14:06 |
Weird, huh? |
01:14:10 |
Look, l... |
01:14:11 |
I know I screwed up. |
01:14:14 |
I know. |
01:14:18 |
If you tell me she doesn't love me... |
01:14:25 |
then I'll leave her alone. |
01:14:32 |
But if you think... |
01:14:34 |
there's even a chance... |
01:14:44 |
Port Authority. |
01:14:45 |
4:00 Greyhound. |
01:14:49 |
Today? |
01:14:52 |
Yes. |
01:14:55 |
Hey! |
01:14:57 |
What about the dog? |
01:15:03 |
If you shit or piss, it's over. |
01:15:06 |
You understand? |
01:15:07 |
Come on! |
01:15:11 |
Come on! Move, please! |
01:15:13 |
Move it! Please! |
01:15:15 |
- There you go. |
01:15:18 |
# A painful reminder that |
01:15:23 |
# Anymore # |
01:15:28 |
Move it! |
01:15:29 |
Move! |
01:15:31 |
Time is my friend. |
01:15:34 |
Uh, rule... rule... |
01:15:37 |
What rule is that? |
01:15:39 |
3! Rule number 3! |
01:15:41 |
Time is my friend! |
01:16:24 |
# All of the things |
01:16:29 |
# Just got harder |
01:16:35 |
# December is darkest # |
01:16:38 |
# In June there's the light # |
01:16:41 |
# But this empty bedroom # |
01:16:44 |
# Won't make anything right # |
01:16:47 |
# Well, out on the landing # |
01:16:50 |
# A friend I forgot to send home # |
01:16:54 |
# Who waits up for me # |
01:16:57 |
# All through the night # |
01:17:02 |
# Calendar girl # |
01:17:04 |
# Who's in love with the world # |
01:17:07 |
# Stay alive # |
01:17:14 |
# Calendar girl # |
01:17:16 |
# Who's in love with the world # |
01:17:20 |
# Stay alive # |
01:17:23 |
Hello! |
01:17:26 |
# I dreamed I was dying |
01:17:31 |
# And when I awoke # |
01:17:34 |
# I was sure it was true # |
01:17:38 |
# I ran to the window # |
01:17:41 |
# Threw my head to the sky # |
01:17:43 |
# And said whoever is up there # |
01:17:47 |
# Please don't let me die # |
01:17:50 |
# But I can't live forever # |
01:17:53 |
# I can't always be # |
01:17:57 |
# One day I'll be sand # |
01:17:59 |
# On a beach by the sea # |
01:18:03 |
# Pages keep turning # |
01:18:06 |
# I'll mark off each day with a cross # |
01:18:10 |
# And I'll laugh about all that we've lost # |
01:18:17 |
# Calendar girl # |
01:18:19 |
# Who is lost to the world # |
01:18:23 |
# Stay alive # |
01:19:20 |
I can quit, or you can fire me. |
01:19:23 |
If you fire me, |
01:19:25 |
and you'll come off |
01:19:29 |
You're fired. |
01:19:32 |
Thank you. |
01:19:58 |
What's up, bird? |
01:20:01 |
So this is it. |
01:20:03 |
Anything you want to say to me, hmm? |
01:20:13 |
Adios. |
01:20:22 |
- Hey, what's going on up there? |
01:20:36 |
Hey. |
01:20:37 |
What's going on? |
01:20:38 |
Bomb threat. |
01:20:40 |
Someone called in saying they're waging |
01:20:43 |
What? |
01:20:45 |
Apparently, our building |
01:20:48 |
I thought it was a nice building, |
01:20:56 |
There's fire trucks here. |
01:20:58 |
There's police everywhere. |
01:21:14 |
Hey. |
01:21:18 |
What are you doing here, Jill? |
01:21:20 |
Holly wasn't convinced |
01:21:22 |
so we dragged her down here |
01:21:26 |
What do you think? |
01:21:28 |
He's okay. |
01:21:31 |
Always a pleasure, Jack. |
01:21:33 |
Lucy. |
01:21:35 |
Well, I got the manifesto here. |
01:21:38 |
You added one. |
01:21:40 |
"Always be willing to |
01:21:44 |
I ran it past the girls, and, uh... |
01:21:48 |
they think it's a good one. |
01:21:54 |
You miss me? |
01:21:59 |
Yes. |
01:22:02 |
Good. |
01:22:03 |
Sorry. |
01:22:07 |
I'm sorry, too. |
01:22:42 |
For people who are pursuing happiness, |
01:22:45 |
the six-figure salary, |
01:22:47 |
and all the mumbo-jumbo |
01:22:50 |
they would probably say |
01:22:54 |
Mexico or Canada? |
01:22:56 |
Hang on. |
01:22:58 |
Jill, you know that's a subway map, right? |
01:23:01 |
Mm-hmm. It's got streets on it. |
01:23:07 |
Left or right? |
01:23:11 |
Umm, left! |
01:23:15 |
Of course, I could have given you all |
01:23:17 |
a book on the subject, |
01:23:19 |
and probably the prince |
01:23:22 |
But maybe real life |
01:23:25 |
Love isn't the fairy tale, |
01:23:29 |
After all, it's rule number 1. |
01:23:49 |
# We are here to take the blame # |
01:23:51 |
# To take the taunts and lift the shame # |
01:23:54 |
# We are here to make you feel # |
01:23:57 |
# It terrifies you, but its real # |
01:24:00 |
# It will keep you up all night # |
01:24:03 |
# And in the flood of morning light # |
01:24:05 |
# Spilling out across your room # |
01:24:08 |
# You say the words will get there soon # |
01:25:08 |
# The revolution wasn't bad # |
01:25:11 |
# We hit the streets with all we had # |
01:25:14 |
# A tape recording of the sound # |
01:25:17 |
# Of the Velvet Underground # |
01:25:19 |
# A K-Way jacket torn to shreds # |
01:25:23 |
# And a dream inside our heads # |
01:25:25 |
# And after changing everything # |
01:25:28 |
# They couldn't tell we couldn't sing # |
01:25:31 |
# After changing everything # |
01:25:34 |
# They couldn't tell we couldn't sing # |
01:25:37 |
# They couldn't tell we couldn't sing # |
01:25:40 |
# And that changes everything # |
01:26:02 |
# I am a robot # |
01:26:05 |
# Among the millions of robots # |
01:26:09 |
# I eat my sugar and watch my TV # |
01:26:13 |
# Lots and lots # |
01:26:17 |
# Without caffeine, |
01:26:21 |
# Talk shows, new clothes |
01:26:25 |
# Advertisements lead me to # |
01:26:28 |
# The promised land # |
01:26:36 |
# Money-hungry corporations # |
01:26:40 |
# Agents of eternal disintegration # |
01:26:51 |
# Come on # |
01:26:53 |
# I miss the good old days when # |
01:26:57 |
# The government was our friend # |
01:27:00 |
# And we can get there again # |
01:27:04 |
# If we feel our feelings # |