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00:00:28 In fairy tales,
00:00:31 happiness is there for the taking.
00:00:37 Slay the dragon,
00:00:47 Live happily ever after.
00:01:08 Today, we're talking about booze.
00:01:09 Beer, spirits, plonk?
00:01:11 Some call it moonshine or screech.
00:01:13 Name your poison.
00:01:15 How much can you drink?
00:01:19 ... segment brought...
00:01:31 Once upon a time,
00:01:32 there was a young man named Jack,
00:01:35 and Jack took the pursuit
00:01:39 See, in Jack's world,
00:01:41 happiness came with a price tag:
00:01:44 fancy cars,
00:01:47 designer suits.
00:01:49 Jack had it all.
00:01:57 The only thing Jack never bought
00:02:00 was the old adage "The best
00:02:04 Can you blame him?
00:02:06 And by his standards,
00:02:12 Move it!
00:02:18 His happiness was
00:02:25 The part of Prince Charming
00:02:28 The condo, the clothes,
00:02:32 the career... his life.
00:02:36 It all worked...
00:02:40 on paper, at least.
00:02:46 What's up, bird?
00:02:49 What are you doing,
00:02:52 Shitting everywhere?
00:03:00 Hey, man, I feel you.
00:03:01 Still, that flying thing.
00:03:03 That's gotta be pretty good, right?
00:03:05 Hello? Hi.
00:03:08 Can you hear me now?
00:03:10 What about now?
00:03:12 Oh, great. Yes.
00:03:13 I was calling you back
00:03:16 Uh-huh. Yeah, sure, hold on.
00:03:18 Oh! Shit!
00:03:20 Are you still there? Hello?
00:03:24 Ugh!
00:03:28 Ahem.
00:03:30 Nice kick.
00:03:33 Are you all right?
00:03:35 I'm sorry. I'm having...
00:03:38 Can you help me with something?
00:03:40 I'm, uh... I'm a little lost.
00:03:44 But in life, as much as you try to hide,
00:03:47 complications will inevitably find you.
00:03:50 You know that's
00:03:53 What? It's got streets on it.
00:03:56 Right, but it's mainly used for,
00:03:59 you know... the subway.
00:04:04 Okay.
00:04:05 When Jack met Jill,
00:04:13 Hey, Jackass, we missed you.
00:04:15 There's some serious talent over there.
00:04:16 - Have we cast yet?
00:04:26 Snack, crackle, pop.
00:04:28 She's our girl, George.
00:04:30 Trying to make a play here?
00:04:31 I'm just saying she's our girl.
00:04:34 'Cause if you are,
00:04:36 What's dinner got to do...
00:04:38 Wait.
00:04:39 Is this another one of those...
00:04:41 Yeah. Yeah.
00:04:43 Yes, it is.
00:04:47 Sure, there had been other girls,
00:04:50 but Jack had been able to navigate
00:04:55 It's like our hormones are going
00:05:00 Boingo? Boingo?
00:05:02 I don't think I've
00:05:05 I've heard "Boing."
00:05:07 No, but that's the sound
00:05:10 You are so adorable!
00:05:13 I'm gonna run to the little boys' room.
00:05:15 But when I come back,
00:05:16 I want to get to the bottom
00:05:26 Ah!
00:05:28 Excuse me.
00:05:42 Excuse me.
00:05:47 Do you mind?
00:05:48 We're holding for the voice-over.
00:05:51 "Welcome to the Klub."
00:05:53 And cut.
00:05:55 Jill, what happened to the lotion?
00:06:01 Excuse me.
00:06:03 Do you mind?
00:06:07 Oh! Oh, my gosh!
00:06:09 Cut.
00:06:13 Sorry.
00:06:14 Okay, first positions, everyone.
00:06:18 - Action!
00:06:25 Cut.
00:06:26 - I'm sorry.
00:06:27 - Cut!
00:06:30 Look, here's what we're gonna do.
00:06:31 She comes down,
00:06:33 and the bathing-suit top has to stay on
00:06:37 What we do is we
00:06:40 Am I screwing up?
00:06:42 I mean, if I had another arm, I could...
00:06:45 They're just figuring some stuff out.
00:06:47 Or she could go...
00:06:49 God, you'd think they were
00:06:51 It's much more important than that.
00:06:54 All right. We're gonna tie the top.
00:07:01 So I just made it to Manhattan,
00:07:04 But I used to come here as a kid.
00:07:06 I'd beg my parents to take me here.
00:07:08 I'm just so happy to be here. Wow!
00:07:11 Oh! This is great!
00:07:14 So I was a sophomore
00:07:16 As much as he tried to fight it,
00:07:18 Jack couldn't helped
00:07:21 ...about acting, you know? So I quit.
00:07:22 I was outta there.
00:07:25 Intrigued by her.
00:07:28 I kinda miss Tupac already.
00:07:30 I left him with my parents.
00:07:31 You want to see a picture?
00:07:34 Whoa!
00:07:36 Man, he's looking good.
00:07:38 Isn't he cute? Mwah!
00:07:46 Is this the place?
00:07:48 Home sweet home.
00:07:51 You know, these hostels
00:07:54 crabs, stuff like that.
00:07:57 Hey, listen, you're not...
00:07:58 Itchy?
00:08:00 No.
00:08:01 Anyway, thanks for the ride.
00:08:12 Hey, little mama!
00:08:17 There it was.
00:08:21 Jill.
00:08:22 Things were about to get complicated.
00:08:48 Well... this is it.
00:08:51 Uh, bathroom, kitchen,
00:08:56 That's, uh, that's my
00:08:59 and the extra bedroom
00:09:04 There's a... bit of a view there.
00:09:08 Oh! It's gorgeous.
00:09:10 You like?
00:09:12 Wow.
00:09:14 Just until you find
00:09:22 Okay.
00:09:24 Thank you.
00:09:25 Thank you.
00:09:26 Just make yourself comfortable.
00:09:36 Please. Of course they've talked about it.
00:09:37 Of course you've talked about it.
00:09:38 That is not the question.
00:09:40 The question is how many, hmm?
00:09:43 Am I right?
00:09:44 Sally, let me guess.
00:09:46 You want a small family,
00:09:47 and, uh, George,
00:09:50 George wants you
00:09:54 # There's no such thing as the future #
00:09:58 # It's all doubts and lovely dreams #
00:10:00 # Come and listen to these screams #
00:10:02 # There's no such thing as heroes #
00:10:04 # Just a bunch of ones and zeros #
00:10:10 I used to think that having kids
00:10:13 I mean, everyone jumping on
00:10:15 'cause they have nothing better to do.
00:10:17 I'm a career woman.
00:10:21 But now I know
00:10:24 It's biological.
00:10:43 You want a coffee?
00:10:45 No thanks. I don't go there.
00:10:47 Why? What's wrong with it?
00:10:48 I try and buy fair trade coffee.
00:10:50 Oh.
00:10:51 Well...
00:10:54 I like this place.
00:10:56 Okay. Have a good day at work.
00:10:58 You have a good audition...
00:11:00 and whatever else it is you do today.
00:11:24 Fair trade coffee.
00:11:26 You heard of this, huh?
00:11:30 It eliminates the middleman.
00:11:31 Puts more money in
00:11:33 You know about this?
00:11:34 Of course.
00:11:36 If everybody knows about it,
00:11:38 how come everyone doesn't buy it?
00:11:39 Not everyone carries it, I guess.
00:11:41 Downstairs. They sell
00:11:44 I don't think that's the same.
00:11:49 Why don't more
00:11:51 It's all about profits.
00:11:53 Internationally, coffee prices have fallen,
00:11:57 Does that low-fat cup of crap
00:12:00 Do you know where to get it?
00:12:01 Ask a hippie. They'll tell you.
00:12:03 Do you get it?
00:12:05 - No.
00:12:08 'Cause, Jack.
00:12:09 Hippies scare me, all right?
00:12:27 Mister... Smith?
00:12:30 This is Jill, our trainee.
00:12:31 She's gonna sit in on this.
00:12:33 - Hello.
00:12:35 Just a few questions.
00:12:38 1, why do you want to adopt this cat?
00:12:40 Excuse me?
00:12:41 Why do you want to adopt this cat?
00:12:46 Is that a trick question?
00:12:47 No. No tricks.
00:12:49 Just a simple question
00:12:52 I like cats.
00:12:53 Is that your answer?
00:12:55 Yeah.
00:12:57 Is there something wrong with that?
00:13:00 We encourage details
00:13:02 "Likes cats."
00:13:04 Black cats. I like black cats.
00:13:06 They're soft and everything.
00:13:08 Small and soft and cuddly.
00:13:11 I like that.
00:13:15 Right.
00:13:19 "Likes black cats."
00:13:22 Innocence.
00:13:23 I'm especially fond of their innocence.
00:13:28 Have you ever worn
00:13:31 Plat-Platform boots?
00:13:33 Teased your hair,
00:13:36 Excuse me. What's...
00:13:38 Do you remember that band,
00:13:41 I think it was, uh, Postal Partum?
00:13:43 That's my band.
00:13:44 That was you?
00:13:47 Really?
00:13:49 They had that huge crowd-pleaser.
00:13:51 They whole act where
00:13:58 It was just pretend.
00:14:01 Drummers. They give me
00:14:03 - Getting the hang of this?
00:14:07 Got it.
00:14:22 Hey, Dad.
00:14:23 Jack.
00:14:30 It's the first Monday
00:14:32 Of course. Of course it is.
00:14:37 How you been?
00:14:39 Fine.
00:14:42 How's the job?
00:14:44 It's fine.
00:14:46 How's business?
00:14:48 Fine.
00:14:50 Fine.
00:15:00 I've been reading something.
00:15:02 I think this is right up your alley.
00:15:04 This is out of print,
00:15:12 A History of Russia.
00:15:14 Riasanovsky.
00:15:18 That's great, Dad.
00:15:21 Thanks.
00:15:35 This Klubendorff's actually not bad.
00:15:38 Welcome to the Klub.
00:15:44 Anyway, I'm really grateful.
00:15:50 But I have to say that hawking goods
00:15:53 with all my shit hanging out
00:15:56 You're moving on?
00:15:59 Life's too short.
00:16:03 You gotta do
00:16:08 The thing is people don't know
00:16:11 They think they know
00:16:18 Real happiness is bad for sales.
00:16:33 Are you happy?
00:16:37 Uh...
00:16:40 happiness is overrated.
00:16:43 # Show me all your love
00:16:48 # Take me into your world #
00:16:52 # And I'll try my best to get you high #
00:16:56 # Take you on a moonlight ride #
00:17:02 # Anywhere you like #
00:17:10 ... in a pen with a herd of real sheep.
00:17:40 Yes?
00:17:42 Jill, can... can you come
00:17:53 Okay.
00:17:55 See...
00:17:56 the thing is, I like my space.
00:17:59 And, you know, you just moved in.
00:18:03 We're roommates.
00:18:05 So... there's a problem.
00:18:08 'Cause I'm a creature
00:18:11 I'm set in my ways.
00:18:13 And although they may
00:18:16 they're still my habits,
00:18:18 - Okay.
00:18:20 Okay.
00:18:27 'Cause I'm... I'm neat. I'm organized.
00:18:30 And now I got pink,
00:18:35 So...
00:18:42 I don't think we should sleep together.
00:18:44 I mean, it was great.
00:18:47 You were great. I just... I really think
00:18:50 it just sort of complicates
00:18:54 And I, uh...
00:18:56 I'm definitely not into this obsession
00:18:59 with finding their soul mates
00:19:02 So that's not gonna happen here.
00:19:04 No love.
00:19:08 - Great.
00:19:09 Can I catch a ride?
00:19:13 Sure. Fine. Fine.
00:19:42 Lucy, can I ask you
00:19:44 Go for it.
00:19:46 How come every time I see you,
00:19:51 Different how?
00:19:53 The other day, you were, like,
00:19:57 and today it's like...
00:19:58 Is there some kind of rule
00:20:00 No.
00:20:02 Did you wake up this morning
00:20:04 the same way you did yesterday?
00:20:05 No.
00:20:07 Okay, so...
00:20:10 how do you feel today, then?
00:20:11 Let's see.
00:20:14 Last night, I got skunked
00:20:17 who looked a lot better in the dark.
00:20:19 So this morning while I was trying
00:20:22 I had this whole
00:20:24 And by the time I got home,
00:20:27 So I pulled this out, and I thought...
00:20:31 I don't know. When I feel like a robot,
00:20:34 I guess I'll dress like one.
00:20:36 Okay.
00:20:46 Can I ask you a question?
00:20:48 What?
00:20:49 Are you a barfer?
00:20:51 Excuse me?
00:20:53 Bulimic or something?
00:20:56 'Cause you're skinny and you eat a lot,
00:21:02 I have cystic fibrosis.
00:21:08 Is that bad?
00:21:10 Not the greatest.
00:21:12 What does that mean?
00:21:14 Ahem. Well, it means that...
00:21:15 I don't absorb nutrients
00:21:19 So I have to eat a lot.
00:21:22 And that's it?
00:21:25 Um... no.
00:21:27 There's a pulmonary component.
00:21:30 My lungs are building up scar tissue,
00:21:32 which eventually...
00:21:38 But some people
00:21:46 So you're this hot chick,
00:21:49 Yes, but is there a rule that says
00:22:00 Jack, have you ever thought
00:22:02 No.
00:22:03 Might lighten you up a bit,
00:22:05 get you out of the house,
00:22:07 The assumption here is that
00:22:13 Jack?
00:22:15 Are you gay?
00:22:17 Yes, George. I'm gay.
00:22:20 No, because Sally
00:22:23 I just said I was.
00:22:24 No, you're not.
00:22:26 I just said I'm gay, George.
00:22:28 But you're not.
00:22:29 No.
00:22:30 Fine.
00:22:32 So Sally met this chick at yoga...
00:22:36 Hey, you remember that girl we hired
00:22:41 Oh, she's hot, buddy.
00:22:43 You should take a run at that.
00:22:45 I've been there.
00:22:49 You've been there been there?
00:22:50 She's my roommate.
00:22:56 Hey, how long have
00:22:57 'Cause I saw this episode
00:23:00 where this girl goes out
00:23:02 and then she sells their
00:23:05 Then he started
00:23:08 Like, am I good?
00:23:12 Uh... yeah.
00:23:13 Yeah, that did come up.
00:23:15 And?
00:23:18 Well...
00:23:19 I realized that I didn't have a lot
00:23:24 I mean, I don't really know
00:23:32 Well, I come from an island.
00:23:35 It's called the island of heart,
00:23:37 and it's surrounded
00:23:41 Really?
00:23:43 The days are short,
00:23:45 and the nights are even shorter.
00:23:47 And every dawn, a fresh breeze
00:23:49 blows away the static thoughts
00:23:52 Mmm. Nice.
00:23:56 So I come from the planet Earth,
00:24:00 and my people are stubborn
00:24:03 Our ideas don't just
00:24:08 We plant them in the ground
00:24:11 and watch them grow
00:24:17 I eat dreamers for breakfast.
00:24:20 Yeah, right.
00:24:22 You drink your breakfast from a can.
00:24:30 # Molecules we fall apart #
00:24:32 # And slam together in the dark #
00:24:34 # The dark is where
00:24:36 I love New York.
00:24:39 # They turn into a deeper shade
00:24:44 # In places we can safeguard #
00:24:45 # Where both our fighting world's collide #
00:24:47 # A beautiful electric ride
00:24:50 Pow.
00:24:52 # A place that we can both agree #
00:24:54 Was meant for you and me #
00:24:57 # She loves me, yeah, she loves me #
00:25:00 # I believe the light's above me #
00:25:04 # An angel is dancing in my arms #
00:25:16 Hey there.
00:25:19 You in for a tune-up?
00:25:23 I am.
00:25:25 How long have you been here?
00:25:31 Hey, is the room service any good?
00:25:35 How's the food?
00:25:37 Do they turn your bed down at night
00:25:38 and leave the chocolate on the pillow?
00:25:41 All the nice hotels do it.
00:25:44 Hey, Wyatt, just so you know,
00:25:46 the kid and I, we're gonna want our beds
00:25:48 and a chocolate on the pillow.
00:25:50 And I'll take a newspaper
00:25:53 Do you want a newspaper?
00:25:55 Make that two.
00:25:57 Yes, ma'am.
00:26:03 Hey, kid, you should look into that.
00:26:07 Yeah, right.
00:26:10 - So what's your name?
00:26:13 - Got a boyfriend?
00:26:15 No?
00:26:17 That's crazy.
00:26:19 A pretty girl like you?
00:26:23 I got a boyfriend.
00:26:25 He's cute.
00:26:26 Is he better than David Beckham?
00:26:28 - Um, that depends.
00:26:31 If you like pretty boys with frosted hair.
00:26:54 Jill?
00:27:09 Have you seen my roommate?
00:27:31 Hello?
00:27:52 Lame.
00:27:57 What?
00:28:09 Jill?
00:28:14 Are you asleep?
00:28:18 Uh-uh.
00:28:23 Do you ever think about dying?
00:28:29 Uh-uh.
00:28:32 What do you think about?
00:28:37 I think about wanting to learn as much
00:28:42 Making an impact.
00:28:47 What do you think about?
00:28:51 Everyone forgetting me.
00:28:54 You can't let them forget, Holly.
00:28:58 You gotta fight.
00:29:01 We gotta fight.
00:29:12 Is that, uh...
00:29:14 Hippie coffee.
00:29:23 Jill didn't come home last night.
00:29:25 She didn't call.
00:29:27 No message.
00:29:30 Sound weird to you?
00:29:31 Well, if she's like, say, your girlfriend,
00:29:34 then yeah, that could be a little weird.
00:29:36 But she's just your roommate, right?
00:29:39 Right.
00:29:40 Of course.
00:29:45 Madera fumbles.
00:29:47 It's a Tiger recovery at the 15.
00:29:50 Second and 3.
00:29:57 Hi.
00:29:59 Hey.
00:30:03 1:19 left to go in the first.
00:30:05 Tigers down by 7.
00:30:07 This is a big play.
00:30:18 Have you ever climbed a tree?
00:30:21 No.
00:30:26 I want to climb a tree.
00:30:31 Okay.
00:30:36 Want to come?
00:30:37 Not really, no.
00:30:38 Why not? It'll be fun.
00:30:43 Fun is overrated.
00:30:49 Isn't this great?
00:30:51 No, not great.
00:30:54 Super great.
00:30:56 Now...
00:30:57 What is this, the tree of trust
00:31:01 What are we calling this?
00:31:08 Checking to see if you still like me.
00:31:14 If I tell you what I want,
00:31:19 I want you to leave a message
00:31:25 When you go back
00:31:28 I want to know.
00:31:31 Deal.
00:31:33 Now me.
00:31:35 I don't want you to worry about me.
00:31:37 Uh...
00:31:38 I want to have fun.
00:31:40 Fun? Like climbing trees fun?
00:31:42 Exactly. I want it to be fearless.
00:31:44 I want to... start something,
00:31:47 Start a revolution!
00:31:50 Whoo!
00:31:52 What kind of revolution
00:31:54 I don't know.
00:31:56 We need a manifesto,
00:32:00 something to keep us on our toes.
00:32:05 What are you doing?
00:32:06 It's called holding hands.
00:32:10 It's something people do
00:32:12 Yeah, well, holding hands is...
00:32:16 Overrated.
00:32:18 But you're doing it anyway.
00:32:26 Hello.
00:32:27 - Be honest.
00:32:29 Did you hear me?
00:32:31 What are you talking about?
00:32:33 The manifesto.
00:32:35 Be honest.
00:32:38 Write it down.
00:32:41 Uh...
00:32:43 "Rule 1: Be honest."
00:32:47 Done.
00:32:50 Bye.
00:32:55 She's hanging up on me.
00:32:57 I'm gonna start hanging up
00:32:59 # Yeah, you do it 'cause he understands,
00:33:03 # Do it for the trouble #
00:33:05 # Yeah, you do it 'cause it's dark outside #
00:33:10 Why are you so mean to this thing?
00:33:13 Time is a construct, Jill.
00:33:16 Some Roman dude took it upon himself
00:33:19 and then the rest of the world
00:33:22 But is it accurate? Hmm?
00:33:25 When you're having fun, time flies, right?
00:33:27 But when you're stuck in traffic,
00:33:30 So is it infinite or completely limited?
00:33:33 It's both. But that piece of junk
00:33:38 Tick, tick, tick, tick.
00:33:41 It's like a... Chinese water torture.
00:33:44 Well, I wish it would just stand still.
00:33:46 It can't. Time is the enemy.
00:33:49 We age, we wrinkle, we die.
00:33:51 Anyone who tells you different
00:33:54 Then let's live in a fairy tale.
00:33:58 I have to work.
00:33:59 Okay. Rule 2: Believe in fairy tales.
00:34:03 Whoa! Did you just kiss me?
00:34:04 You just kissed me.
00:34:06 - No, I didn't.
00:34:09 That was a... peck.
00:34:11 You're weird.
00:34:22 # Yeah, you do it
00:34:25 # Yeah, you do it
00:34:35 You seem happy.
00:34:37 - Happier... something.
00:34:41 Maybe it's Jill.
00:34:43 She's fun.
00:34:44 Young and fun.
00:34:48 And she doesn't want babies.
00:34:56 George...
00:34:58 let's do some pro bono.
00:35:00 Like Bono and The Edge bono?
00:35:01 This isn't painfully dull to you?
00:35:04 Let's take something on.
00:35:06 Coffee.
00:35:08 Fair trade coffee.
00:35:10 Let's do something for those guys.
00:35:12 I don't have time just to dream up
00:35:16 Why not, George?
00:35:17 Because, Jack, I'm not
00:35:19 And when I'm not working hard,
00:35:23 Don't scoff at me.
00:35:25 I'm not saying I'm better than you.
00:35:28 Sweeties, it's showtime.
00:35:31 I wasn't saying I'm better.
00:35:32 Yes, you were.
00:35:35 - No, I wasn't.
00:35:38 Would you stop, please?
00:35:40 Doop used to be the hippest
00:35:43 I was using this product when I was
00:35:46 We've got to make Doop cool again.
00:35:48 We can do cool.
00:35:49 These guys are really cool.
00:35:51 Why don't you tell
00:35:57 Well, let's begin by acknowledging
00:36:00 We say let's keep the aesthetic.
00:36:03 It has integrity, history,
00:36:07 Let's look at some of the print
00:36:10 I don't know. It has to be hip.
00:36:12 What George is saying
00:36:15 and the campaign
00:36:16 Other products may
00:36:19 but Doop... Doop... Doop
00:36:21 Bring back the old ads, huh?
00:36:24 Why would I pay you for that?
00:36:25 The man's got a point.
00:36:31 Not the old ads exactly, sir.
00:36:32 We would, uh, feather the campaign.
00:36:34 We need a new, fresh campaign.
00:36:36 I want youngsters in clubs and malls
00:36:40 talking about Doop,
00:36:41 talking about how it
00:36:43 I want blogs and podcasts and viral.
00:36:47 I wanna go viral.
00:36:48 Well, why don't Jack and George
00:36:51 and give you some options?
00:36:53 I want options!
00:36:56 Okay, just a couple more questions.
00:37:02 How long have you guys
00:37:04 Is that a question from your list?
00:37:06 Sir, it's up to me
00:37:09 to determine whether
00:37:11 to a safe and supportive family.
00:37:13 You would be surprised
00:37:15 make stews out of these guys.
00:37:17 Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.
00:37:19 We have grandchildren.
00:37:20 - 15.
00:37:23 Oh, 16. That's right.
00:37:25 Wow. You're so lucky.
00:37:28 You guys have been
00:37:30 47 years.
00:37:32 48.
00:37:34 48 years.
00:37:36 You're old.
00:37:40 You're old people.
00:37:43 That's neat.
00:37:46 Sweetie, is there something wrong?
00:37:48 Can I ask you a question?
00:37:51 What's your secret?
00:37:55 Well...
00:37:56 we've both learned
00:38:00 And...
00:38:03 the nookie's
00:38:12 How's it coming?
00:38:14 Anything good?
00:38:18 "Doop and do it.
00:38:21 See, that's good.
00:38:22 Right? It's classic.
00:38:25 "Dive into the Doop."
00:38:26 That's not bad.
00:38:29 Oh, this is good.
00:38:30 "Doop it and poop it.
00:38:35 Oh, and this one.
00:38:37 "Doopy Doopy do.
00:38:39 Great.
00:38:52 Here. Read this.
00:38:57 Okay.
00:38:59 "We hold these truths to be self-evident,
00:39:02 "that all men are created equal
00:39:04 "and that they are endowed
00:39:06 "with certain inalienable rights
00:39:08 that among these..."
00:39:12 "...are life, liberty,
00:39:17 Right.
00:39:18 So?
00:39:19 So it doesn't make sense.
00:39:21 You can't pursue happiness.
00:39:24 I mean, if it read you have the right
00:39:28 and God willing,
00:39:30 that I could buy.
00:39:31 Semantics.
00:39:33 No, no. No, no, no.
00:39:35 Happiness is intangible, an emotion.
00:39:39 You can't pursue it.
00:39:41 Okay, so you're saying
00:39:44 That's exactly what I'm saying.
00:39:49 Okay, so rule 6 would be...
00:39:51 Abandon the pursuit of happiness
00:39:57 Okay, read 'em back to me.
00:40:00 "Rule 1:
00:40:03 Be honest."
00:40:04 Good.
00:40:06 "2: Believe in fairy tales."
00:40:10 "Rule 3: Accept time as your friend
00:40:15 Okay.
00:40:16 "Rule 4: Make sure the nookie's good."
00:40:23 "Rule 5: Promote beauty.
00:40:26 "Wage a sustained campaign
00:40:30 "And rule 6:
00:40:32 Abandon the pursuit of happiness..."
00:40:37 Are you all right?
00:40:39 "...of happiness and its false promise."
00:40:54 I am a robot
00:40:56 Among the millions of robots
00:41:00 I eat my sugar and watch my TV
00:41:05 Lots and lots
00:41:09 Without caffeine, I can get pretty mean
00:41:13 Talk shows, new clothes
00:41:16 Don't bother.
00:41:17 Advertisements lead me to
00:41:20 The promised land
00:41:29 Come on
00:41:31 Whoo!
00:41:35 - No, no.
00:41:37 Jill, there's people here.
00:41:40 And we can get there again
00:41:43 If we feel our feelings
00:41:45 Feelings, feelings
00:41:47 I'm not dumb
00:41:50 I'm just numb
00:41:55 I'm not dumb
00:41:56 No. No. Absolutely not. No.
00:41:59 I'm just numb
00:42:03 Come on
00:42:09 Wow.
00:42:11 Jill......
00:42:13 What? She's doing her thing, you know?
00:42:15 She doesn't care.
00:42:18 That's likely the root of her problem.
00:42:21 I am lame
00:42:23 Oh, my God!
00:42:25 Look!
00:42:26 What is it?
00:42:33 And he sweeps me away
00:42:37 That's not good enough
00:42:40 No, I was hoping for
00:42:42 Something a little less predictable.
00:42:56 You want less predictable?
00:42:58 There.
00:43:00 What?
00:43:01 A '66 Corvair.
00:43:04 Jack! Where is it!
00:43:05 I got rid of it.
00:43:06 Oh, you didn't! Why?
00:43:09 I don't know.
00:43:11 I love it.
00:43:18 It was always breaking down.
00:43:28 How about we never do that again?
00:43:42 Hi. This is Jill's mom.
00:43:45 - It's your mom.
00:43:48 "We haven't heard from you in a couple days,
00:43:51 Wait, wait! It's your dad.
00:43:52 "We really miss you."
00:43:54 Okay, okay, okay!
00:43:55 Give it to me.
00:44:00 What?
00:44:02 I miss them.
00:44:03 No, it's sweet. I just...
00:44:07 I don't have that.
00:44:12 What are your parents like?
00:44:21 This...
00:44:24 is my dad.
00:44:29 This was supposed to be
00:44:32 - Hmm.
00:44:34 Oh! Uh, wait.
00:44:40 To truly understand
00:44:45 Read this.
00:44:49 And if I ever thought
00:44:51 of doing something
00:44:56 I believe this was meant
00:45:02 And that's how I was raised.
00:45:06 One book at a time.
00:45:13 Hey.
00:45:15 # Leave him next to go #
00:45:19 # Hold on #
00:45:20 # To what you can #
00:45:25 # Give it up #
00:45:28 # You can go #
00:45:32 # 'Cause I don't have a right #
00:45:35 # A second of this space #
00:45:39 # Let's pretend we're down #
00:45:41 # To an hour that's stolen #
00:45:50 # So hold on #
00:45:52 # To what you can #
00:45:55 # Let's pretend we're down #
00:45:58 # To an hour this time #
00:46:09 Got it.
00:46:11 Okay.
00:46:13 Read this.
00:46:14 Now, today they call them terrorists.
00:46:17 In the old days,
00:46:19 but otherwise, it's
00:46:21 as it was a hundred years ago.
00:46:23 Everybody blowing themselves
00:46:26 Oh.
00:46:29 Well, thank you.
00:46:31 It's great to meet you.
00:46:38 - You ready?
00:46:40 Give us a call now.
00:46:43 - Bye.
00:46:45 Thanks.
00:46:49 Lovely girl, Jack.
00:46:56 Lovely girl.
00:47:00 I like him.
00:47:02 I can see that.
00:47:04 He loves you, Jack.
00:47:07 He's just not good at showing it.
00:47:10 You should cut him some slack.
00:47:12 Is that one of our rules now?
00:47:15 That's a good idea, Jack.
00:47:18 Rule 7: Show compassion.
00:47:22 Oh!
00:47:24 How about meter maids?
00:47:26 I gotta show compassion
00:47:28 Banks, phones,
00:47:32 You don't have to show
00:47:48 We create a haven.
00:47:50 Free of fights, expectations, fear.
00:47:55 Free of noise, damn it.
00:47:57 Horns, alarms, things that go boom.
00:48:01 A library of the mind.
00:48:04 Where the voices of
00:48:08 Now let's take them to a place
00:48:12 where's there's no pain,
00:48:14 no arguments.
00:48:17 A place...
00:48:20 where no one is wrong.
00:48:26 Because deep down,
00:48:28 we all want to be understood, right?
00:48:31 Guys, women, teenagers...
00:48:36 even old people.
00:48:39 Everyone is silently pleading.
00:48:44 "Just hear me."
00:48:56 George, could you give us a minute?
00:49:03 Exceptional work, Jack.
00:49:04 Now we can all live together as one
00:49:11 Mr. Doop is a big account,
00:49:13 and Mr. Doop is interested in making money,
00:49:18 Get it together, Jack!
00:49:19 But I'm trying to elevate here.
00:49:21 You're off Doop.
00:49:33 All right, hold on!
00:49:34 What are you smoking, dude?
00:49:37 And we're supposed to be a team.
00:49:38 That wasn't team.
00:49:39 I'm sick of this mire of mediocrity!
00:49:41 Mire of... What?
00:49:43 We're bullshit artists, George!
00:49:45 That's what we do!
00:49:48 For once in my life,
00:49:50 I was trying to tell the truth!
00:49:53 1-to-10 me, how mad are you?
00:49:56 I'm sorry, George!
00:49:58 Shit, man! It's just a stupid hair gel!
00:50:03 Would you stop running like a sissy!
00:50:43 I can't afford to have you
00:50:47 I have to bring home the bacon now.
00:50:50 Sally's pregnant.
00:50:54 Damn, man.
00:50:56 Why didn't you tell me?
00:50:59 It's early, first trimester.
00:51:01 You're not supposed
00:51:05 It's amazing.
00:51:09 You are going to be happy.
00:51:12 It was beautiful
00:51:16 laying our plans.
00:51:18 You were gonna work in the world...
00:51:20 the living world.
00:51:22 The lone messenger
00:51:24 Thank you, Jill.
00:51:28 You'll do fine.
00:51:32 When?
00:51:35 Excuse me?
00:51:36 Well, when am I gonna do fine?
00:51:39 'Cause it's been months
00:51:42 Sweetie, we're all asking that question.
00:51:46 You start at the bottom,
00:51:50 And claw my way up? Great.
00:51:53 You're new in town.
00:52:02 Those two jokers
00:52:04 Yep.
00:52:14 Jack!
00:52:15 Jack!
00:52:17 Hey!
00:52:23 Just go!
00:52:29 Hey, Jill.
00:52:30 What are you doing? You're so...
00:52:33 What's wrong with you?
00:52:34 What? Nothing happened.
00:52:36 That car just almost hit you!
00:52:37 Relax. It's no big deal.
00:52:39 It is a big deal.
00:52:40 It's a huge deal. It's your life.
00:52:42 Doesn't that mean anything to you?
00:52:44 Whoa, whoa.
00:52:46 Nothing's important to you.
00:52:48 - Jill, it's okay.
00:52:50 Here. I made you lunch.
00:52:52 I don't think it was... Jill, wait.
00:52:54 Jill, wait!
00:52:59 What the hell just happened?
00:53:15 Hey, George...
00:53:19 how does this relationship
00:53:23 Usually, you go on a couple of dates,
00:53:25 see if you like each other.
00:53:27 Eventually you have sex.
00:53:28 Right. I, uh...
00:53:30 I sort of skipped the whole dating thing.
00:53:32 So what then?
00:53:34 And then, if you're
00:53:36 you become boyfriend and girlfriend.
00:53:38 It's really fun for, like, three months,
00:53:39 and then you realize it's work.
00:53:41 Then you dump her.
00:53:44 Or not.
00:53:45 Okay, let's say not.
00:53:47 You move in together.
00:53:48 I did that.
00:53:52 Right.
00:53:53 Well...
00:53:54 Then you get married.
00:53:56 You start your trajectory of acquisitions.
00:53:58 Knives, forks, juicer, barbecue.
00:54:00 You move to the 'burbs. You buy a house.
00:54:02 You pop some kids out.
00:54:04 You fight, you cheat,
00:54:06 you split the shit,
00:54:08 Then you start all over again.
00:54:12 It all sounds so promising.
00:54:13 It's just an outline, Jack.
00:54:18 # Time can take its toll
00:54:23 # Look at you,
00:54:29 # Traffic lights may
00:54:35 # Tilt your head and turn it to the sun #
00:54:45 Is she still here?
00:54:46 She never left.
00:54:48 Waiting on a new set of lungs.
00:54:49 Decided on the transplant.
00:54:52 She's gonna be happy to see you.
00:54:58 Excuse me.
00:55:03 Do you mind?
00:55:06 Klubendorff.
00:55:09 Dream on, guy.
00:55:11 Welcome to the Klub.
00:55:23 "Be back soon."
00:55:26 "Be back soon."
00:55:30 ... here on the streets
00:55:31 to talk with John and Jane Q Public.
00:55:35 What is the meaning of life?
00:55:38 - The meaning of life?
00:55:40 Uh...
00:55:41 What kind of a name is Jack?
00:55:45 He sounds old.
00:55:48 It's a stupid name.
00:55:49 Holly!
00:55:51 There's no Jack, Jill.
00:55:54 What makes you say that?
00:55:55 Because everyone lies to me.
00:55:59 I'm not lying to you.
00:56:01 Well...
00:56:03 he never comes and visits you.
00:56:06 He doesn't call you.
00:56:08 You don't call him.
00:56:11 Boys are stupid.
00:56:14 Everything is stupid.
00:56:15 Holly, you need to buck up.
00:56:17 No, I don't.
00:56:19 I'm tired of bucking up.
00:56:23 Bucking up is so stupid.
00:56:29 I want lungs that work.
00:56:37 # All right #
00:56:38 # I can say what you want #
00:56:44 # I can do all the things that you do #
00:56:48 # I'll make it all up to you#
00:56:53 # I'm still in love with you #
00:56:56 # I'm still in love with you #
00:57:13 Hello.
00:57:14 Jill? What the hell!
00:57:17 Hey, babe!
00:57:19 Hey, hold on.
00:57:20 There's someone here
00:57:23 Say hello to Holly Goodman.
00:57:27 Hello.
00:57:29 Hi.
00:57:31 Hi.
00:57:32 Who's this?
00:57:36 That was Holly Goodman.
00:57:38 Remember that name, Jack.
00:57:40 Holly Goodman.
00:57:43 She's a friend.
00:57:44 Jill, where are you?
00:57:46 It sounds like you're in
00:57:49 Hey, Jack, um...
00:57:52 we need stickers.
00:57:53 Stickers?
00:57:55 Remember the manifesto?
00:57:57 Oh, right. Yeah.
00:57:59 How could I forget?
00:58:01 Yeah. So, um,
00:58:02 we want them to say
00:58:05 Stickers that say "Stupid."
00:58:07 And we want...
00:58:11 - 5,000.
00:58:13 You want 5,000
00:58:16 Yeah.
00:58:18 What...
00:58:19 Jack...
00:58:22 I'm sorry.
00:58:24 I had to go away again.
00:58:25 Is everything all right?
00:58:28 - I'm worried about you.
00:58:30 Everything is...
00:58:32 Don't be worried, okay?
00:58:38 Okay.
00:58:41 Love you.
00:58:49 He doesn't know you're sick.
00:58:53 - Love you?
00:58:55 Not "I love you." Not "Love ya."
00:58:57 Just..."love you."
00:58:59 Yeah. Hard to say.
00:59:02 - I don't know.
00:59:03 Right from the start.
00:59:05 Boingo boingo.
00:59:06 Yeah.
00:59:07 I don't think boingo boingo
00:59:10 Yeah. Hello?
00:59:12 I'd like to order some stickers.
00:59:52 Where were you?
00:59:56 Is there someone else?
01:00:03 I need to know what's going on.
01:00:11 Okay.
01:00:18 You were at the airport.
01:00:23 Tell me, Jill.
01:00:27 I'm sick.
01:00:31 What do you mean,
01:00:36 I have cystic fibrosis.
01:00:42 What? What?
01:00:44 What... What... What is that?
01:00:47 Well, it's...
01:00:50 I have trouble breathing,
01:00:52 and that's why
01:00:55 That's why I eat like a freakin' pig
01:00:58 See? It's not all that bad.
01:01:04 How long have you had this?
01:01:08 I was born with it.
01:01:16 Is it...
01:01:19 Is it fatal?
01:01:24 Eventually.
01:01:27 What is eventually?
01:01:29 Like ten years or more or less.
01:01:33 I mean, they're finding out
01:01:36 Come here.
01:01:41 What is this?
01:01:42 What does this say?
01:01:45 "Be honest."
01:01:48 Damn it!
01:02:13 # This scar is a fleck
01:02:17 # Tried to reach deep,
01:02:22 # Now you're outside me,
01:02:27 # Repent all your sin #
01:02:31 Your main man...
01:02:36 # I chose to feel it,
01:02:40 # I'll write you a postcard,
01:02:45 # From a house down the road
01:03:01 # Live through this #
01:03:05 # And you won't look back #
01:03:10 # Live through this #
01:03:15 # And you won't look back #
01:03:20 # Live through this #
01:03:24 # And you won't look back #
01:03:27 Here.
01:03:29 You might want to file these.
01:03:37 # There's one thing I want
01:03:42 # You were what I wanted,
01:03:46 # I'm not sorry I met you,
01:03:51 # I'm not sorry there's nothing to save #
01:03:56 # I'm not sorry there's nothing to save #
01:04:08 Hey!
01:04:10 Hi!
01:04:12 I got more crap.
01:04:13 Let's see, I got Doritos.
01:04:18 I got Ben and Jerry's.
01:04:21 Hey, look. They got a new flavor:
01:04:25 You didn't think that was funny?
01:04:27 Couch potato?
01:04:29 Take it back to the joke factory?
01:04:32 Okay.
01:04:42 What are you gonna do, babe?
01:04:45 I'm gonna go home.
01:04:47 Home, huh?
01:04:50 What about your career?
01:04:52 What career?
01:04:55 I'm a Klubendorff' girl.
01:04:57 Come on.
01:04:59 You're doing your thing.
01:05:01 And you've got friends.
01:05:02 I mean, I'm not gonna
01:05:05 but I'm here for you.
01:05:07 I just need to take
01:05:14 Reevaluate, huh?
01:05:18 Okay.
01:05:19 Here.
01:05:22 Reevaluate this.
01:05:26 What are you doing?
01:05:28 - Come on.
01:05:32 You gotta let it out!
01:05:36 I can't believe you right now!
01:05:47 I don't want to be sick anymore.
01:05:59 Come on.
01:06:05 I don't want to be sick anymore.
01:06:11 So that's where she's been hiding.
01:06:15 Can you die from it?
01:06:17 Apparently.
01:06:19 Yeah, 30's, like, old.
01:06:25 It's a raw deal, my friend. I'm sorry.
01:06:30 What are you gonna do?
01:06:33 I don't know, man.
01:06:35 What are you gonna do?
01:06:40 What?
01:06:41 I'm not gonna do anything.
01:06:43 She lied to me, George,
01:06:47 So she lied.
01:06:48 Do I look like Florence Nightingale?
01:06:50 You're an asshole.
01:06:51 You're dumping her 'cause she's sick?
01:06:57 She'll get over it.
01:07:00 It's not her I'm worried about.
01:07:04 The girl made you happy.
01:07:20 Oh! What the...
01:07:22 Oh, come on!
01:07:33 So I went to my truck
01:07:35 and someone had stuck a sticker
01:07:38 - That's terrible.
01:07:39 Guess what it said.
01:07:41 "One nuclear bomb
01:07:44 It said "Stupid."
01:07:45 Just..."Stupid."
01:07:49 Somebody... thinks
01:07:57 I'm gonna bring in the client
01:07:59 G-R-E-A-T.
01:08:00 - Excuse me?
01:08:03 Like... whoopee.
01:08:05 If you don't like your job, quit.
01:08:07 If you don't like my work, fire me.
01:08:10 You know, it's always
01:08:12 if you make the appearance
01:08:15 I just conceptualized
01:08:18 So just how excited
01:08:23 Okay, so you guys
01:08:26 and you're all having a great time,
01:08:27 roller coasters, cotton candy,
01:08:31 Except one of you has your period.
01:08:35 Now, which one of you
01:08:38 - Oh, I will.
01:08:39 Okay, you. Fantastic.
01:08:41 So you have your period,
01:08:42 and you guys are,
01:08:45 and you know about this new tampon
01:08:46 that's completely discreet
01:08:49 and you, like, school her
01:08:52 So I want you to improvise
01:08:54 and don't stop until I say.
01:08:56 Okay? All right. Go ahead.
01:08:59 Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited.
01:09:01 It's the Humper Bumper.
01:09:03 Oh! I want to go, but l...
01:09:05 What? What, what, what?
01:09:06 - My period.
01:09:08 I feel really bloated.
01:09:09 What are you using?
01:09:10 - Pads, but...
01:09:12 I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.
01:09:13 I'm gonna have to stop you there.
01:09:15 Uh, hello.
01:09:17 Is there a problem?
01:09:22 Is it just me,
01:09:31 Good luck.
01:09:34 Wow.
01:09:35 Meow.
01:09:37 Anyway, uh, sorry to interrupt you.
01:09:39 So, uh, new tampon and...
01:09:43 Ferris wheel, roller coasters... go.
01:09:46 It's over?
01:09:51 Sorry to hear that, son.
01:09:53 Don't... Don't do that.
01:09:55 What?
01:09:56 Don't "son" me.
01:09:59 What should I call you, then?
01:10:01 I don't know.
01:10:03 How about my name?
01:10:07 Jackson Randall Forthright.
01:10:10 Randall was your mother's idea.
01:10:13 I never cared for the name, but...
01:10:16 I wanted to make
01:10:21 That's all I ever wanted was to...
01:10:24 make my family happy.
01:10:36 She left a void in both our hearts, son.
01:10:39 As your father,
01:10:43 I regret that now.
01:10:47 Sometimes life just
01:10:50 and you think you got your eye on it,
01:10:53 but it floats on by.
01:10:58 You just used a...
01:11:01 a sports metaphor.
01:11:03 I could punch you
01:11:05 Let's not overdo it.
01:11:11 I think your mother felt
01:11:37 Can I help you?
01:11:38 Is this the cystic fibrosis place?
01:11:43 Yes.
01:11:45 I'm looking for Jill.
01:11:48 - Yep.
01:11:51 Uh, no, she's not.
01:11:57 I'm Jack.
01:11:59 I'm a friend of Jill's.
01:12:01 Mm-hmm.
01:12:04 Does she ever mention me?
01:12:05 Can't say that she has, no.
01:12:10 She coming back... sometime?
01:12:13 I sure hope so.
01:12:14 We love having her.
01:12:47 Okay.
01:12:52 Hi.
01:12:55 I understand you're interested
01:12:59 How's the... robotic routine going?
01:13:04 You still jamming?
01:13:06 We have a few standard questions
01:13:10 to help us determine
01:13:12 before we release
01:13:16 Okay.
01:13:17 Why do you want to adopt this dog?
01:13:19 Lucy, is she here?
01:13:21 No.
01:13:23 But you guys still talk, don't you?
01:13:26 Sometimes.
01:13:28 Does she say anything about me?
01:13:30 Look, if you want
01:13:35 Do you want
01:13:39 What was the question?
01:13:41 Why do you want to adopt a dog?
01:13:48 Why didn't she tell me?
01:13:49 She did.
01:13:51 Sooner.
01:13:52 She tells people she's sick,
01:13:55 and that's all they see.
01:13:59 I guess she wanted to come first.
01:14:01 She thought if she'd tell you,
01:14:06 Weird, huh?
01:14:10 Look, l...
01:14:11 I know I screwed up.
01:14:14 I know.
01:14:18 If you tell me she doesn't love me...
01:14:25 then I'll leave her alone.
01:14:32 But if you think...
01:14:34 there's even a chance...
01:14:44 Port Authority.
01:14:45 4:00 Greyhound.
01:14:49 Today?
01:14:52 Yes.
01:14:55 Hey!
01:14:57 What about the dog?
01:15:03 If you shit or piss, it's over.
01:15:06 You understand?
01:15:07 Come on!
01:15:11 Come on! Move, please!
01:15:13 Move it! Please!
01:15:15 - There you go.
01:15:18 # A painful reminder that
01:15:23 # Anymore #
01:15:28 Move it!
01:15:29 Move!
01:15:31 Time is my friend.
01:15:34 Uh, rule... rule...
01:15:37 What rule is that?
01:15:39 3! Rule number 3!
01:15:41 Time is my friend!
01:16:24 # All of the things
01:16:29 # Just got harder
01:16:35 # December is darkest #
01:16:38 # In June there's the light #
01:16:41 # But this empty bedroom #
01:16:44 # Won't make anything right #
01:16:47 # Well, out on the landing #
01:16:50 # A friend I forgot to send home #
01:16:54 # Who waits up for me #
01:16:57 # All through the night #
01:17:02 # Calendar girl #
01:17:04 # Who's in love with the world #
01:17:07 # Stay alive #
01:17:14 # Calendar girl #
01:17:16 # Who's in love with the world #
01:17:20 # Stay alive #
01:17:23 Hello!
01:17:26 # I dreamed I was dying
01:17:31 # And when I awoke #
01:17:34 # I was sure it was true #
01:17:38 # I ran to the window #
01:17:41 # Threw my head to the sky #
01:17:43 # And said whoever is up there #
01:17:47 # Please don't let me die #
01:17:50 # But I can't live forever #
01:17:53 # I can't always be #
01:17:57 # One day I'll be sand #
01:17:59 # On a beach by the sea #
01:18:03 # Pages keep turning #
01:18:06 # I'll mark off each day with a cross #
01:18:10 # And I'll laugh about all that we've lost #
01:18:17 # Calendar girl #
01:18:19 # Who is lost to the world #
01:18:23 # Stay alive #
01:19:20 I can quit, or you can fire me.
01:19:23 If you fire me,
01:19:25 and you'll come off
01:19:29 You're fired.
01:19:32 Thank you.
01:19:58 What's up, bird?
01:20:01 So this is it.
01:20:03 Anything you want to say to me, hmm?
01:20:13 Adios.
01:20:22 - Hey, what's going on up there?
01:20:36 Hey.
01:20:37 What's going on?
01:20:38 Bomb threat.
01:20:40 Someone called in saying they're waging
01:20:43 What?
01:20:45 Apparently, our building
01:20:48 I thought it was a nice building,
01:20:56 There's fire trucks here.
01:20:58 There's police everywhere.
01:21:14 Hey.
01:21:18 What are you doing here, Jill?
01:21:20 Holly wasn't convinced
01:21:22 so we dragged her down here
01:21:26 What do you think?
01:21:28 He's okay.
01:21:31 Always a pleasure, Jack.
01:21:33 Lucy.
01:21:35 Well, I got the manifesto here.
01:21:38 You added one.
01:21:40 "Always be willing to
01:21:44 I ran it past the girls, and, uh...
01:21:48 they think it's a good one.
01:21:54 You miss me?
01:21:59 Yes.
01:22:02 Good.
01:22:03 Sorry.
01:22:07 I'm sorry, too.
01:22:42 For people who are pursuing happiness,
01:22:45 the six-figure salary,
01:22:47 and all the mumbo-jumbo
01:22:50 they would probably say
01:22:54 Mexico or Canada?
01:22:56 Hang on.
01:22:58 Jill, you know that's a subway map, right?
01:23:01 Mm-hmm. It's got streets on it.
01:23:07 Left or right?
01:23:11 Umm, left!
01:23:15 Of course, I could have given you all
01:23:17 a book on the subject,
01:23:19 and probably the prince
01:23:22 But maybe real life
01:23:25 Love isn't the fairy tale,
01:23:29 After all, it's rule number 1.
01:23:49 # We are here to take the blame #
01:23:51 # To take the taunts and lift the shame #
01:23:54 # We are here to make you feel #
01:23:57 # It terrifies you, but its real #
01:24:00 # It will keep you up all night #
01:24:03 # And in the flood of morning light #
01:24:05 # Spilling out across your room #
01:24:08 # You say the words will get there soon #
01:25:08 # The revolution wasn't bad #
01:25:11 # We hit the streets with all we had #
01:25:14 # A tape recording of the sound #
01:25:17 # Of the Velvet Underground #
01:25:19 # A K-Way jacket torn to shreds #
01:25:23 # And a dream inside our heads #
01:25:25 # And after changing everything #
01:25:28 # They couldn't tell we couldn't sing #
01:25:31 # After changing everything #
01:25:34 # They couldn't tell we couldn't sing #
01:25:37 # They couldn't tell we couldn't sing #
01:25:40 # And that changes everything #
01:26:02 # I am a robot #
01:26:05 # Among the millions of robots #
01:26:09 # I eat my sugar and watch my TV #
01:26:13 # Lots and lots #
01:26:17 # Without caffeine,
01:26:21 # Talk shows, new clothes
01:26:25 # Advertisements lead me to #
01:26:28 # The promised land #
01:26:36 # Money-hungry corporations #
01:26:40 # Agents of eternal disintegration #
01:26:51 # Come on #
01:26:53 # I miss the good old days when #
01:26:57 # The government was our friend #
01:27:00 # And we can get there again #
01:27:04 # If we feel our feelings #