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Jekyll And Hyde
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now gently,gently,ever so gently |
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we probe the bones and fleshy tissue |
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searching for the object |
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hes been at it for over two hours |
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and so cute |
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aha!and there it is |
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doctor Jekyll,you"re so bitchin |
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control yourself nurse |
| 00:01:30 |
sor-ry! |
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and now we must quickly |
| 00:01:36 |
restoring the patients motor functions |
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impressive! |
| 00:01:44 |
very imressive Dr. Carrew |
| 00:01:47 |
I'm glad you approve,sir! |
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Dr Jekyll is the finest surgeon we ever had at our |
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Its only fitting that he preform the worlds |
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on you, the worlds richest man,Hubert Howes |
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Have I told you how proud we are to be preforming |
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several times |
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you're a... kiss ass aren't you |
| 00:02:15 |
yes sir! |
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I like that |
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Dr Jekyll:Now by stimulating different |
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we can demonstrate that all normal |
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arm movement |
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even finger movement |
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now we must close the scalp |
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needle and thread |
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thimble |
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he has the steadiest hands |
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now, are there any question? |
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does a good physician validate parking? |
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thats a matter of individual conscience |
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sir,what new surgical breakthroughs |
| 00:03:09 |
Actually none....I am giving up surgery |
| 00:03:15 |
I'm sorry class this is the last |
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Barbera Plow, I'm a resident specializing |
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and I can really get behind everything |
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but,it really just blows my mind you know |
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because you're so mellow and everything |
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and like,it really like freaks me out |
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to think that you're quitting on me |
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and like couldn't you do one more |
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please,please,please |
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no...no,no,no,no |
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from now on,I intend to devote every |
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research,that i hope will one day unlock |
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survival instincts |
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enabling to make himself well |
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research that will one day eliminate the |
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we now call.. surgery |
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patient:owww! |
| 00:04:21 |
Dr. Jekyll,what do you intend to |
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Drugs |
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(interns cheering) |
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Don't worry sir,he'll be leaning |
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rest assured |
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if this operation,doesn't come on... |
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I'll buy this whole block... |
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I'll blow up this building.... |
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with you tied in you're office... |
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and I'll dig the corpse out of the rubble |
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in front of your whole family |
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Jekyll |
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Jekyll |
| 00:05:07 |
Jekyll |
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What the hell was that nonsense you |
| 00:05:13 |
I wasn't spouting nonsense... |
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Truth?truth won't buy a used turd |
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I don't feel like getting into a physological |
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let me go |
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No |
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I'm asking you man to man |
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let go of my smock |
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sure I'll let you go so you can preform |
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on Hubert howes |
| 00:05:40 |
Hubert Howes? |
| 00:05:41 |
Ahhh Haaa Haaa! |
| 00:05:44 |
I thought that would interest you |
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He has chosen our lady and you to do |
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total transplant? |
| 00:05:52 |
thats right heart,liver,lungs,reproductive organs |
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soon as we gather them up |
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and you're doing the job |
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I'm sorry,ther was a time when the |
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but right now my research.... |
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Screw your research! |
| 00:06:07 |
you signed on here as a surgean and |
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later |
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look at all that machinery |
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those gizmos cost money |
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big money |
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we got to keep those machines working |
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they help people |
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and the only way to put'em on |
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you have a strange attitude for a hero |
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you have a strange attitude for |
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i own this place,i gotta keep an oven |
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I make money,my daughter benefits |
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ugly perhaps,but simple |
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I'm late |
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you're doing that operation! |
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No I'm not! |
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You can tell Hubert Howes to |
| 00:07:01 |
He doesn't have an ass! |
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I'm late for my rounds in the |
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Jekyll,I swear I'll stop the marriage |
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I don't believe you would use your daughter |
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as a pawn in this sleazy affair |
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you don't? |
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maybe he would |
| 00:08:22 |
how are you feeling today? |
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terrible doctor |
| 00:08:27 |
since last night my back has |
| 00:08:29 |
I smell death! |
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lets have a look,shall we? |
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you'll feel a brief pain |
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feel better? |
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oh yes! |
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its a miracle! |
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the pain is gone... |
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...and so is the smell of death! |
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you get some rest now |
| 00:09:06 |
how are we today? |
| 00:09:07 |
Owww! |
| 00:09:12 |
Hi, Daniel |
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Hello sick people! |
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Good afternoon Ms. Carrew |
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Good afternoon,Carla |
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Mary,what are you doing here? |
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well.... |
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I was suppose to have lunch today |
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with a certain young, successful,handsome |
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You're seeing another man? |
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I'm talking about you silly! |
| 00:09:39 |
Oh,I'm sorry about lunch dear.. |
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..its just that I have alot on my mind |
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My research,the charity work |
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the daughter I adopted from |
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read that,i have to answer the letter she wrote |
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dear American fraud |
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the day will come when you and the |
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will be disembowed by the subjegated masses |
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on your bones will be left to rot |
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P.S. thank you for the combs! |
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How sweet! |
| 00:10:14 |
Her vocabulary is really improving |
| 00:10:16 |
Shes a lovely girl... |
| 00:10:22 |
(patient mumbling) |
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What did you say? |
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Fucking blue cross! |
| 00:10:33 |
Look at this poor, suffering soul |
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If only I could make his |
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Thats the key! |
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Daniel,could you walk me back to my |
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Of course |
| 00:10:50 |
Daniel,you got to stop working so hard! |
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Guess i'm not much of a fiance' am i dear |
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Its you i'm worried about |
| 00:11:00 |
I'm sorry dear..I'll try to |
| 00:11:04 |
Its just hard right now |
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My experiments aren't going great... |
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you're fathers on me about operating |
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My hairs thinning out in the back |
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Daddy told me you're giving up surgery |
| 00:11:16 |
Yes |
| 00:11:19 |
I know what you're thinking Daniel... |
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You're thinking that if you still don't make |
| 00:11:29 |
I wasn't thinking that |
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I was |
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Uh,Mary! |
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Sometimes I question your values |
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Oh,don't |
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anyway we're gonna be fine darling,because... |
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I took the notes for your experiment |
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and i submitted them to the |
| 00:11:59 |
Really?! |
| 00:12:00 |
Mary! |
| 00:12:02 |
I know you're gonna win |
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you know my research is a private thing |
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you violated my sacred trust for a few dollars |
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honey,we've gotta eat |
| 00:12:22 |
Hi kids,all for a nueter? |
| 00:12:25 |
whats a nueter? |
| 00:12:26 |
never mind,Daniel |
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Hi Newt you devil |
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thats me! |
| 00:12:30 |
now Daniel,don't work to hard |
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I'll rest on our honeymoon |
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not if i can help it |
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Bye gorgeous |
| 00:12:38 |
bye,bye! |
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What a beauty, huh? |
| 00:12:41 |
yeah,but its a gas guzzler |
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I'm talking about Mary |
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thank god they're not all like her |
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Oh,by the way |
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what do you think of my nose? |
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I took a little off the top this |
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I ah, did it myself |
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you didn't notice did you? |
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Hey Jek... |
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Hey Jekyll |
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Wait up! |
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You're looking awful tired |
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come to my office I'll do a |
| 00:13:09 |
people are starting to talk about you |
| 00:13:12 |
Intercom:would a proctologist report |
| 00:13:15 |
There is an asshole waiting |
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I know my theory is correct |
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man over the centuries... |
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man over the centuries has tried to |
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And it is this question which is at |
| 00:14:01 |
If only the animal in man can be released... |
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and studied.... |
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if mans primal survival instincts |
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for the good of the organism |
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So far dear diary my results |
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after administering formulas one |
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no perceivable results are |
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little guy remains listless and depressed |
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modified formula 137 administered |
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I shall have to begin again |
| 00:15:13 |
(knock at door) |
| 00:15:14 |
Just a minute |
| 00:15:17 |
(knocking again) |
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Yes? |
| 00:15:25 |
I'm sorry to bother you Doctor |
| 00:15:26 |
thats all right |
| 00:15:29 |
Now who is it? |
| 00:15:32 |
Doctor,theres a young lady in |
| 00:15:34 |
I can't find Dr.Lucas.. |
| 00:15:36 |
Alright |
| 00:15:37 |
Alright, whats the problem? |
| 00:15:38 |
She seems to have a foriegn object |
| 00:15:45 |
v-a-g-i-n-a |
| 00:16:06 |
Uh,lets go |
| 00:16:09 |
C'mon,lets get this shit over with |
| 00:16:12 |
Wheres the foriegn object? |
| 00:16:21 |
this is going to be difficult... |
| 00:16:22 |
we'll need a speculum,syringe.. |
| 00:16:25 |
ten cc's of librium and a |
| 00:16:34 |
Goddamn,son of a bitch! |
| 00:16:39 |
Syonora |
| 00:16:46 |
Now.. |
| 00:16:49 |
what are you looking at? |
| 00:16:54 |
Nothing..absolutely nothing |
| 00:17:04 |
Oh,shit |
| 00:17:06 |
What |
| 00:17:07 |
on top of everything else,I got a |
| 00:17:11 |
Oh god! |
| 00:17:12 |
I'm sorry about you're panty hose... |
| 00:17:16 |
Umm.., here! |
| 00:17:18 |
...I've got some money |
| 00:17:19 |
Ten dollars is all I've got.. |
| 00:17:23 |
Oh sure,you give me ten bucks |
| 00:17:27 |
Head?whats head? |
| 00:17:30 |
Oh!No!No head! |
| 00:17:32 |
My head is fine...I don't need head |
| 00:17:35 |
Really? |
| 00:17:36 |
No sex? |
| 00:17:37 |
No..sex... |
| 00:17:41 |
Sex is the furthest thing from my |
| 00:17:46 |
So.. if you'll excuse me |
| 00:17:53 |
My lab..I gotta get back to my lab |
| 00:18:01 |
Wait! |
| 00:18:03 |
Whats your name,nice doctor |
| 00:18:06 |
Jack-kyll |
| 00:18:10 |
chockter Jangle |
| 00:18:13 |
chocktor janieil jeckyll |
| 00:18:18 |
Doctor ..Daniel...Jekyll |
| 00:18:22 |
Oh,I'm Ivy |
| 00:18:24 |
You're kinda sweet |
| 00:18:25 |
Ummm,I work at a club in Chinatown |
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Madam Woowoo's |
| 00:18:30 |
Why don't you visit me sometime |
| 00:18:34 |
Save the whales! |
| 00:18:47 |
Dr. Jekyll? |
| 00:18:48 |
Dr. Jekyll! |
| 00:18:51 |
This mans hands were severed in an accident |
| 00:18:53 |
You're so lucky,you're getting one |
| 00:18:55 |
How do you do? |
| 00:18:56 |
Ohhh...I see |
| 00:18:59 |
Thanks.... |
| 00:19:01 |
...I'll get my wife to sew it on |
| 00:19:24 |
Midnight? |
| 00:19:26 |
I must work |
| 00:19:29 |
Experimental formula 142... |
| 00:19:33 |
...No good |
| 00:21:31 |
Experimental formula 143,botched completely |
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I'm too tired to continue tonight |
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Possibility of error due to exhaustion |
| 00:21:53 |
Tommorrow.. |
| 00:21:58 |
I'll start again.... tommorrow |
| 00:23:03 |
Uh oh |
| 00:25:58 |
Babe! |
| 00:26:37 |
Lets...get..down! |
| 00:27:03 |
Take it!...Take it buddy! |
| 00:27:04 |
Oh,thank you you very much |
| 00:27:35 |
Beat it,dickhead! |
| 00:28:01 |
Hey,how am i suppose to get out |
| 00:28:03 |
Right this way asshole |
| 00:28:34 |
Hi! Hi! Hi! |
| 00:28:36 |
Hiiiii... |
| 00:28:43 |
Is this seat taken? |
| 00:28:45 |
Yeah |
| 00:28:49 |
Excuse me,I said, is this seat taken? |
| 00:28:58 |
No |
| 00:29:05 |
Oh...that burns |
| 00:29:12 |
Hi! |
| 00:29:14 |
I said hi! |
| 00:29:15 |
give me some chicken sushi |
| 00:29:18 |
Chicken sushi? |
| 00:29:19 |
Aye packaroo! |
| 00:29:22 |
Now for your listening endurment... |
| 00:29:33 |
Madam Woowoo's is ashamed to present |
| 00:31:14 |
Oye vey |
| 00:31:18 |
You guys are all alike |
| 00:31:19 |
Just because i work in a bar |
| 00:31:23 |
It pisses me off...it really does |
| 00:31:28 |
Come on, you hoser |
| 00:31:33 |
You're probably thinking the only |
| 00:31:39 |
Ok, how do you want it?front to front |
| 00:31:42 |
Sitting,kneeling,squating,laying,licking.. |
| 00:31:45 |
I want it all ways! |
| 00:31:48 |
You're the Doctor |
| 00:31:49 |
What,what do you mean |
| 00:31:51 |
You get whatever you want |
| 00:31:52 |
Oh,of course |
| 00:31:53 |
Sorry I've been under terrible, |
| 00:31:57 |
Oh,what do you do? |
| 00:32:03 |
I'm a chrysler dealer |
| 00:32:05 |
Oh ...that nice |
| 00:32:11 |
You get out from under there little teddy |
| 00:32:13 |
Ivey has work to do,say good night |
| 00:32:33 |
You're beauty is classy... |
| 00:32:40 |
You,cute too... |
| 00:32:43 |
Oh come on,you don't have |
| 00:32:45 |
Hide, huh |
| 00:32:47 |
Nothing to hide |
| 00:32:50 |
Whats so funny?! |
| 00:32:51 |
Nothing |
| 00:32:52 |
Thats my name... |
| 00:32:53 |
Hyde..,Mr. Hyde |
| 00:32:57 |
Don't you have a first name? |
| 00:32:58 |
No!..my parents lacked imagination |
| 00:33:04 |
I'm Ivy Venus |
| 00:33:07 |
Pleased to meet ya! |
| 00:33:14 |
You shake hands weird |
| 00:33:16 |
You in a fraternity? |
| 00:33:47 |
Ohhh...no more wire hangers ever |
| 00:34:52 |
I'm ruined! |
| 00:35:00 |
How far into the muck of my |
| 00:35:23 |
That far? |
| 00:35:27 |
Mary |
| 00:35:30 |
Mary |
| 00:35:32 |
I'll never do it again,Mary! |
| 00:35:43 |
No peasents |
| 00:35:45 |
Yes ma'am |
| 00:35:50 |
Out!...out! |
| 00:35:53 |
You can't go in there! |
| 00:35:55 |
Now posting for your pleasure |
| 00:35:59 |
....Ms. Mary Carrew |
| 00:36:01 |
Ms.Carrew is atop a beautiful |
| 00:36:05 |
A gift from daddy |
| 00:36:09 |
On court please |
| 00:36:11 |
Mary! |
| 00:36:11 |
Daniel |
| 00:36:12 |
Mary i have to talk to you |
| 00:36:13 |
What is it dear? |
| 00:36:15 |
Mary I've been such a fool! |
| 00:36:20 |
Can you forgive me for |
| 00:36:23 |
I forgive you darling |
| 00:36:24 |
I've been such a fool! |
| 00:36:29 |
Mary! |
| 00:36:30 |
I love you so much it hurts! |
| 00:36:31 |
I love you too! |
| 00:36:39 |
Mary,Mary |
| 00:36:41 |
Mary, precious,I can't live without you |
| 00:36:47 |
Lets get married tommorrow! |
| 00:36:48 |
Oh,of course darling |
| 00:36:49 |
You made me so happy |
| 00:36:52 |
I'm on top of the world |
| 00:37:00 |
you win first place... |
| 00:37:03 |
You were wonderful darling |
| 00:37:21 |
Oh...good morning |
| 00:37:23 |
Who is that? |
| 00:37:24 |
Jekyll |
| 00:37:37 |
This won't hurt ,huh? |
| 00:37:39 |
Not that I give a shit |
| 00:37:41 |
A trifle...a trifle |
| 00:37:51 |
Is Mr. Howes still alive? |
| 00:37:52 |
Okay |
| 00:38:01 |
Mr Howes? |
| 00:38:10 |
Mr Howes...I brought one |
| 00:38:13 |
Which one? |
| 00:38:14 |
Him,sir |
| 00:38:15 |
Which organ, you fool |
| 00:38:17 |
Oh,this donor has signed on |
| 00:38:22 |
Which one? |
| 00:38:23 |
Him,sir |
| 00:38:23 |
Which testical idiot! |
| 00:38:25 |
The left one,sir |
| 00:38:27 |
That correct? |
| 00:38:28 |
Yeah |
| 00:38:30 |
I'm right handed |
| 00:38:32 |
Mr Howe,may I say its an honor |
| 00:38:36 |
hell I admire you more than |
| 00:38:40 |
...Or almost living man |
| 00:38:44 |
All over some used testicals |
| 00:38:47 |
Carrew! |
| 00:38:50 |
The box! |
| 00:38:54 |
Yes sir,yes sir |
| 00:39:01 |
Mr Howes wonders why you admire |
| 00:39:04 |
....and you're only donating one testical |
| 00:39:06 |
Damn man,I'd give my left nut for |
| 00:39:14 |
Mr Howes will pay you an additional |
| 00:39:19 |
No way! |
| 00:39:22 |
He ups his bid to one hundred thousand |
| 00:39:26 |
Huh-uh |
| 00:39:28 |
Balls!I need balls! |
| 00:39:33 |
One million dollars! |
| 00:39:40 |
Would you consider these sir? |
| 00:39:44 |
Peanuts! |
| 00:39:45 |
May i suggest... |
| 00:39:48 |
I'll take the million |
| 00:39:50 |
You'll like these |
| 00:39:53 |
Were do I go doc? |
| 00:39:54 |
C'mon..I'll take you to the |
| 00:39:59 |
Carrew! |
| 00:40:01 |
Get back here |
| 00:40:03 |
I...yes |
| 00:40:04 |
My TV camera hasn't picked up |
| 00:40:09 |
He's ahh resting for the big operation,sir |
| 00:40:12 |
So he's ready to operate? |
| 00:40:13 |
Oh,yes |
| 00:40:14 |
Good.. |
| 00:40:16 |
Good |
| 00:40:17 |
Otherwise... |
| 00:40:21 |
Hospital blown up.. |
| 00:40:22 |
... me in it... |
| 00:40:24 |
...body in a pit.. |
| 00:40:25 |
I know |
| 00:40:26 |
I know |
| 00:40:36 |
Uhh... control |
| 00:41:00 |
That was easy |
| 00:41:07 |
No problem |
| 00:41:12 |
How stupid of me |
| 00:41:15 |
What if this had been |
| 00:41:18 |
How selfish of me not to think of |
| 00:41:24 |
and...there could be damage by this |
| 00:41:28 |
Terrible |
| 00:42:25 |
I'll just weigh it first to see how |
| 00:42:30 |
Thats important! |
| 00:42:32 |
Important scientific data |
| 00:42:35 |
Official weight... |
| 00:42:38 |
Alot! |
| 00:42:40 |
Uh..I'm acting like a two |
| 00:42:48 |
Why throw it away? |
| 00:42:50 |
I worked hard to come up |
| 00:42:54 |
I should save it |
| 00:42:55 |
For future experiments |
| 00:42:57 |
For future experiments... |
| 00:43:01 |
Just a little tiny bit |
| 00:43:09 |
Not that I would take any myself |
| 00:43:11 |
No... I'll get rid of it! |
| 00:43:12 |
Who needs it |
| 00:43:14 |
Not me! |
| 00:43:16 |
I've got self control |
| 00:43:22 |
I wonder... |
| 00:43:24 |
...Whos pictures on a dollar bill? |
| 00:43:28 |
Oh sure!...George Washington! |
| 00:43:33 |
Hi George! |
| 00:43:34 |
Bye George! |
| 00:43:41 |
Its madness.. |
| 00:43:43 |
I have a wonderful women |
| 00:43:46 |
A good career,respect of my peers |
| 00:43:52 |
Oh,what the hell..one line |
| 00:43:58 |
Ooooh,I shouldn't have done it! |
| 00:44:17 |
Easy,easy... |
| 00:44:23 |
You'll be fine |
| 00:44:27 |
You were very brave donating |
| 00:44:32 |
(high pitched voice)Watch it buddy! |
| 00:44:42 |
Hey buddy,what are you doing |
| 00:44:47 |
Hey,get the hell out of there |
| 00:44:49 |
Wanna go for a ride? |
| 00:44:56 |
Cut'em |
| 00:44:57 |
Hi! |
| 00:45:05 |
Alright... |
| 00:45:08 |
Pieces of dueces are wild |
| 00:45:12 |
Yoooohoooo! |
| 00:45:19 |
Wheres Ivy? |
| 00:45:20 |
Oh,...hi! |
| 00:45:22 |
Pearl Harbor buddy! |
| 00:45:24 |
Wheres Ivy? |
| 00:45:25 |
Out |
| 00:45:26 |
Where? |
| 00:45:27 |
Why should we tell you? |
| 00:45:31 |
(All)Shes at the supermarket! |
| 00:45:46 |
Yeah...smooth |
| 00:46:01 |
Hey...hey,what are you doing? |
| 00:46:05 |
Hey...hey let me go! |
| 00:46:13 |
IVY! |
| 00:46:19 |
Ivy... |
| 00:46:27 |
Mom? |
| 00:46:40 |
(dog barking) |
| 00:46:42 |
Quit playing with other dogs |
| 00:48:21 |
My love! |
| 00:48:22 |
You shop here? |
| 00:48:23 |
I'm shopping for you! |
| 00:48:26 |
We'll make the grapes into |
| 00:48:30 |
Not here ,what do you think |
| 00:48:32 |
Lets go back to your |
| 00:48:34 |
Where we'll find the |
| 00:48:37 |
You pay for the groceries |
| 00:48:38 |
Yes! |
| 00:48:41 |
I love your hair.... |
| 00:48:45 |
Ten items or less? |
| 00:48:47 |
(Counting) |
| 00:48:53 |
Eleven?...shit! |
| 00:48:56 |
Whats the big deal..get in line! |
| 00:48:58 |
No,no,no,no,no! |
| 00:49:00 |
Meet me at the other end |
| 00:49:02 |
Here! |
| 00:49:16 |
Great van! |
| 00:49:17 |
I didn't know you |
| 00:50:06 |
(mans voice)Thats my feet jack! |
| 00:50:20 |
Mary! |
| 00:50:22 |
Mary |
| 00:50:23 |
Mary |
| 00:50:29 |
(dogs barking) |
| 00:50:33 |
(whispering)...Mary |
| 00:50:37 |
Hey!...theres a man on the ledge |
| 00:50:39 |
Is he white? |
| 00:50:40 |
Yeah! |
| 00:50:41 |
Let him! |
| 00:51:02 |
Mary... |
| 00:51:12 |
Daniel |
| 00:51:18 |
Daniel |
| 00:51:19 |
My bedroom is down here |
| 00:51:21 |
Whos room is this? |
| 00:51:23 |
My fathers |
| 00:51:30 |
Why didn't you come sooner |
| 00:51:35 |
Mary ...I'm an unfeeling cad |
| 00:51:40 |
Oh....its not that bad |
| 00:51:42 |
I can make us sandwiches |
| 00:51:46 |
Or do a pie |
| 00:51:48 |
Mary? |
| 00:51:49 |
Yes? |
| 00:51:50 |
Can we go inside? |
| 00:51:52 |
My bedroom? |
| 00:51:56 |
Sure! |
| 00:52:27 |
Oh... Daniel |
| 00:52:30 |
Mary I need you |
| 00:52:32 |
You do? |
| 00:52:33 |
I want my woman now! |
| 00:52:35 |
Oh ....Daniel |
| 00:52:45 |
Take off youe clothes |
| 00:52:47 |
(Gulp!) |
| 00:53:10 |
(Turns on soft music) |
| 00:54:04 |
That was beautiful |
| 00:54:11 |
Daniel |
| 00:54:11 |
Hmmm? |
| 00:54:13 |
Didn't we leave something out? |
| 00:54:17 |
I don't think so |
| 00:54:20 |
SO! |
| 00:54:22 |
I did here my daughter being |
| 00:54:25 |
No...you didn't |
| 00:54:27 |
Jekyll...you're low |
| 00:54:29 |
You come here to my house,to the |
| 00:54:36 |
But sir,I decided to |
| 00:54:39 |
You have! |
| 00:54:41 |
Fuck your brains out kids! |
| 00:54:45 |
Jekyll:A new day! |
| 00:54:47 |
A new beginning! |
| 00:54:52 |
And so dear diary.. |
| 00:54:54 |
I'm becoming a surgeon again and |
| 00:55:08 |
Good morning troops! |
| 00:55:09 |
At ease! |
| 00:55:16 |
Not that much! |
| 00:55:19 |
Men... |
| 00:55:19 |
...We are on the threshold of a |
| 00:55:24 |
...today we will preform an operation |
| 00:55:30 |
That I personally will |
| 00:55:37 |
Thank you..thank you |
| 00:55:39 |
Of course I could do |
| 00:55:41 |
It ain't like I need the boy.. |
| 00:55:43 |
Quiet!..quit fartin around or else |
| 00:55:46 |
Wheres Dr. Jekyll?! |
| 00:55:48 |
Jekyll! |
| 00:55:50 |
Jekyll! |
| 00:55:55 |
You're on asshole! |
| 00:55:58 |
We got work to do! |
| 00:56:01 |
Alright... give me the gas |
| 00:56:06 |
Lets go Jekyll... |
| 00:56:09 |
Yes,you,re right... |
| 00:56:10 |
...this is gonna be a |
| 00:56:25 |
Scalpel! |
| 00:56:28 |
Um...the sharp thing? |
| 00:56:29 |
Yes! |
| 00:56:30 |
Kazongas baby! |
| 00:56:40 |
Jekyll? |
| 00:56:41 |
Yes? |
| 00:56:44 |
Jekyll! |
| 00:56:45 |
Coming! |
| 00:56:48 |
Oh my god its happening |
| 00:56:51 |
Oh..no..no..no..no |
| 00:56:53 |
Come on...Jekyll! |
| 00:56:59 |
What the hell is going on? |
| 00:57:00 |
Nothing..nothing sir |
| 00:57:02 |
Are you okay doctor? |
| 00:57:03 |
I'm fine..I'm fine as wine baby! |
| 00:57:07 |
Doctor you,re engaged! |
| 00:57:09 |
Jekyll...whats wrong with your voice |
| 00:57:12 |
No..I'm fine |
| 00:57:21 |
Whoops! |
| 00:57:25 |
Jekyll get a grip.. |
| 00:57:29 |
Mine! |
| 00:57:31 |
I'm alright ,sir |
| 00:57:39 |
Please...let me finish |
| 00:57:41 |
Before its too late for this patient |
| 00:57:45 |
Organ tray! |
| 00:57:49 |
Hurry up...the man is wide open |
| 00:57:54 |
I don't see an ass on there |
| 00:58:01 |
Cold cuts! |
| 00:58:06 |
You folks had lunch yet? |
| 00:58:16 |
Alright...gather up those organs |
| 00:58:21 |
Not with these organs,sir |
| 00:58:22 |
Ewww,I smell malpractice |
| 00:58:38 |
You know what to do doctor |
| 00:58:44 |
Ewww...gross |
| 00:58:46 |
I think you'll be very,very |
| 00:58:49 |
....Mrs. Simpson |
| 00:58:50 |
It isn't dangerous,is it Dr.Lanely |
| 00:58:53 |
No..no..no..no |
| 00:58:53 |
With the new technique... |
| 00:58:54 |
Complications are unheard of |
| 00:59:01 |
No incision is even needed |
| 00:59:02 |
With this new procedure... |
| 00:59:04 |
We merely need the precise amount |
| 00:59:08 |
For the results we want to achieve |
| 00:59:11 |
You'll feel a slight pressure.. |
| 00:59:13 |
...And your breasts will grow in a jiffy |
| 00:59:16 |
Ready? |
| 00:59:21 |
See its almost fun,isn't it? |
| 00:59:24 |
Lanely,you gotta help me! |
| 00:59:27 |
Jekyll...I uh.. |
| 00:59:28 |
Something has gone wrong.. |
| 00:59:30 |
...with my experiments.. |
| 00:59:31 |
..I really fucked up babe! |
| 00:59:33 |
Dr.Jekyll,you're not making sense |
| 00:59:34 |
I can't explain it all right now |
| 00:59:36 |
All I can tell you is.. |
| 00:59:37 |
Something unexpected and horrible |
| 00:59:41 |
I change into another person |
| 00:59:44 |
And I can't help it! |
| 00:59:46 |
Mmm...ma...ma...ma..gotta.. |
| 00:59:51 |
Get the antidote.. |
| 00:59:54 |
I just,I just left a man in surgery |
| 01:00:00 |
You've got to help me |
| 01:00:02 |
To counteract this immediately! |
| 01:00:06 |
Counteract what? |
| 01:00:07 |
This! |
| 01:00:23 |
So do I gotta problem...or not? |
| 01:00:25 |
Ha!..you think thats bad.. |
| 01:00:28 |
I only used to where this at home.. |
| 01:00:30 |
...now its at the office too.. |
| 01:00:32 |
...And as far as I know there's |
| 01:00:38 |
Oh...God! |
| 01:00:39 |
Oh...Dr Lanely.. |
| 01:00:49 |
A minor problem Mrs Simpson |
| 01:00:52 |
Oh no...don't you touch a thing |
| 01:00:56 |
Oh...my! |
| 01:01:00 |
Bernies gonna love these! |
| 01:01:03 |
lets go home |
| 01:01:05 |
I must get some more! |
| 01:01:50 |
If that little wimp threw it |
| 01:01:54 |
I'll absolutely kill'em |
| 01:02:00 |
We better get back to the operation |
| 01:02:01 |
Ah..shut up |
| 01:02:16 |
(Boing) |
| 01:02:17 |
Owwww! |
| 01:02:20 |
Dr Jekyll? |
| 01:02:22 |
Yes...I am Dr Jekyll |
| 01:02:25 |
Telegram for you,sir |
| 01:02:26 |
Telegram... |
| 01:02:29 |
...thank you! |
| 01:02:31 |
(Boing) |
| 01:02:32 |
Owww! |
| 01:02:34 |
Bad news? |
| 01:02:36 |
Help me..help us.. |
| 01:02:40 |
I'm a drug crazed beast with |
| 01:02:44 |
That won't go away no matter |
| 01:02:47 |
You're a nurse...what |
| 01:02:57 |
I can give you sixty dollars |
| 01:03:01 |
Bus fair! |
| 01:03:02 |
I need big money for drugs |
| 01:03:05 |
Congradulations.. |
| 01:03:07 |
You have won the five hundred thousand |
| 01:03:10 |
Award ceremony to be held |
| 01:03:15 |
I did it! |
| 01:03:17 |
This'll buy Ivy! |
| 01:03:23 |
Operater:Remember..You can |
| 01:03:27 |
You give me the number for |
| 01:03:30 |
I'll crawl through these wires |
| 01:03:33 |
Alright...alright I'm looking! |
| 01:03:35 |
Sorry..I'm alittle edgy |
| 01:03:36 |
Its 555-9843 |
| 01:03:42 |
I could sell my house |
| 01:03:46 |
Hi..is this godamn thing on? |
| 01:03:48 |
Oh yeah I anyway I'm at funland |
| 01:03:54 |
A very together young lady |
| 01:03:59 |
Take me with you... |
| 01:04:00 |
Use me...use me.. |
| 01:04:19 |
Hi dollface! |
| 01:04:20 |
Rape...rape! |
| 01:04:22 |
Later...if I have time! |
| 01:04:25 |
Don't touch me,you dirty hippie |
| 01:04:28 |
Wheres my mace |
| 01:04:50 |
(makes ambulance sounds) |
| 01:04:59 |
Ooop,better pull over |
| 01:05:14 |
Just one more game! |
| 01:05:36 |
(Pac-man starts) |
| 01:05:50 |
Hi..sweetlips! |
| 01:05:52 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:05:53 |
Read this telegram! |
| 01:05:58 |
What are you doing with this... |
| 01:06:00 |
I happen to know him |
| 01:06:02 |
Really! |
| 01:06:03 |
Uh-huh,Dr Daniel Jekyll.. |
| 01:06:04 |
Real nice guy...he helped |
| 01:06:07 |
You like that little wimp,huh? |
| 01:06:09 |
Who are you to be putting him down |
| 01:06:14 |
Yeah... |
| 01:06:15 |
I have shined his shoes... |
| 01:06:18 |
And his shirt and his pants |
| 01:06:21 |
You stole his clothes? |
| 01:06:26 |
Look closely..my dear |
| 01:06:27 |
Look closely.. |
| 01:06:32 |
What do you see? |
| 01:06:34 |
A freaked out junkie |
| 01:06:37 |
Damn |
| 01:06:38 |
I am the doctor! |
| 01:06:39 |
You need a doctor |
| 01:06:43 |
Remember...these... |
| 01:06:48 |
Where did you get those! |
| 01:06:50 |
Don't forget the ten bucks |
| 01:06:52 |
It wasn't you! |
| 01:06:54 |
I'll explain on our way to London |
| 01:06:56 |
I'm not going anywhere with you! |
| 01:06:59 |
Shut up! |
| 01:07:02 |
Game:..Bite it! |
| 01:07:14 |
You're coming with me |
| 01:07:25 |
Leave me alone! |
| 01:07:52 |
chick-en dames! |
| 01:08:07 |
Nobody treats Ivy Venus that way.. |
| 01:08:09 |
Come on teddy bear... |
| 01:09:08 |
The only way to fly! |
| 01:09:16 |
I'm gonna kill him... |
| 01:09:18 |
Give me a one way ticket to London |
| 01:09:51 |
Excuse me sir..do you |
| 01:09:54 |
Man has not evolved as ancient |
| 01:09:58 |
Thank you,sir |
| 01:10:09 |
Now this evenings chairman.. |
| 01:10:11 |
...Lord Alfred Dreck |
| 01:10:20 |
Ladies and gentlmen... |
| 01:10:23 |
...The Queen |
| 01:10:36 |
To Dr.Tellin and Joesph Schnieder.. |
| 01:10:39 |
...Of Israel... |
| 01:10:40 |
Who will be developing a gas.. |
| 01:10:43 |
That will totally eradicate human lives... |
| 01:10:45 |
While leaving vegetation undisturbed |
| 01:10:48 |
It gives me great pleasure to.. |
| 01:10:50 |
...present the five hundred dollar |
| 01:10:56 |
Joesph? |
| 01:11:05 |
Thank you,your majesty |
| 01:11:12 |
Tonight...we are ten feet tall.. |
| 01:11:16 |
Daniel will be here...I know it |
| 01:11:18 |
I wouldn't count on it,honey.. |
| 01:11:20 |
The last time I saw him.. |
| 01:11:22 |
He burst in.. pushed me around |
| 01:11:26 |
It was very sexy |
| 01:11:29 |
Daniel...sexy? |
| 01:11:30 |
Yes.. |
| 01:11:32 |
By the way..have I told you |
| 01:11:34 |
No... |
| 01:11:35 |
Thats only because I hate women |
| 01:11:38 |
Thank you |
| 01:11:39 |
Ldies and gentlemen.. |
| 01:11:49 |
The five hundred thousand dollar |
| 01:11:54 |
Is awarded to Dr Daniel Jekyll... |
| 01:11:57 |
Of the U.S.A. |
| 01:11:59 |
For harnessing mans animal |
| 01:12:05 |
Accepting on behalf of Dr Jekyll... |
| 01:12:08 |
Is former oscar winner.. Mr George Shakiry |
| 01:12:20 |
I know... |
| 01:12:22 |
My good friend...Dr Jekyll... |
| 01:12:24 |
Would like you people to know.. |
| 01:12:26 |
This vial of powder... |
| 01:12:31 |
Which was found in his lab... |
| 01:12:33 |
Will be donated to the pulitzer lab |
| 01:12:38 |
My ass it will! |
| 01:12:57 |
Thats Jekyll |
| 01:12:59 |
Oh no..that can't be my Daniel.. |
| 01:13:08 |
Ladies and gentleman...The lovely |
| 01:13:13 |
Beautiful..beautiful human being |
| 01:13:17 |
Beautiful..beautiful human being.. |
| 01:13:20 |
Well its great to be back in |
| 01:13:23 |
Land of royalty.. |
| 01:13:25 |
Bad manners and bad tea! |
| 01:13:29 |
How about these arabs,huh? |
| 01:13:30 |
I passed this fancy hotel on |
| 01:13:33 |
The doormans parking a camel |
| 01:13:38 |
The band they love me... |
| 01:13:40 |
And I love the band..they're great |
| 01:13:46 |
Five minutes more.. |
| 01:13:53 |
Ladies and gentleman..you got to excuse me.. |
| 01:13:58 |
What a disquise |
| 01:14:00 |
Cute! |
| 01:14:03 |
Its funny |
| 01:14:06 |
But... |
| 01:14:07 |
Wheres Jekyll... |
| 01:14:17 |
Jekylls not gonna make it.. |
| 01:14:21 |
Up my nose..Maybe you can see him |
| 01:14:25 |
Because we are very close |
| 01:14:27 |
Ahh..In fact he sent me here tonight... |
| 01:14:29 |
Being the detecated guy he was.. |
| 01:14:32 |
He knew he was gonna succumb |
| 01:14:35 |
Experiments..He laid dying.. |
| 01:14:38 |
He prepared this deeply... |
| 01:14:41 |
Involved message |
| 01:14:43 |
That he wanted delivered |
| 01:14:51 |
There was a young lady |
| 01:14:53 |
Who liked to be touched on the... |
| 01:14:56 |
Just kidding...just kidding! |
| 01:14:58 |
You've been swell... |
| 01:15:01 |
And now we'll go to the musical |
| 01:15:05 |
Hit it sound! |
| 01:15:07 |
Ah one, ah two, |
| 01:17:38 |
You can't go in there,its formal |
| 01:17:46 |
Not dressed like that you,re not |
| 01:17:49 |
Hey! |
| 01:18:03 |
Stop him! |
| 01:18:36 |
Thank you! |
| 01:19:26 |
Stop in the name of the police |
| 01:19:38 |
Get out of there maggot.. |
| 01:19:41 |
Bitch! |
| 01:19:47 |
Follow me! |
| 01:20:19 |
Ivy.... |
| 01:20:44 |
Yooohooo... |
| 01:21:10 |
I had to do it! |
| 01:21:11 |
You did right my child |
| 01:21:16 |
Look! |
| 01:21:17 |
My God! |
| 01:21:20 |
Ivy:Whats happening? |
| 01:21:30 |
Mary:Oh my god! |
| 01:21:32 |
It is Daniel! |
| 01:21:34 |
Then Hyde didn't lie to me |
| 01:21:41 |
You know him? |
| 01:21:43 |
Know him...this man ravished |
| 01:21:47 |
All he thought about was |
| 01:21:49 |
He wasn't satisfied to orgasm |
| 01:21:54 |
You're kidding |
| 01:21:56 |
I wish |
| 01:21:57 |
My Daniel does nothing like that! |
| 01:22:00 |
Hes satisfied with stroking my |
| 01:22:05 |
He never even thinks about having sex |
| 01:22:08 |
Oh...how sweet! |
| 01:22:09 |
Jekll:Where am I?! |
| 01:22:11 |
What happened! |
| 01:22:12 |
Where am I |
| 01:22:13 |
I'm here for you Daniel |
| 01:22:14 |
I'm here for you Hyde |
| 01:22:17 |
Look... |
| 01:22:19 |
I don't know who you are... |
| 01:22:20 |
This is Dr Jekyll... |
| 01:22:25 |
I'm Ivy and this is my lover |
| 01:22:29 |
Wait.... |
| 01:22:30 |
Girls... |
| 01:22:34 |
I can't be either of yours |
| 01:22:36 |
These terrible experiments... |
| 01:22:38 |
Have made me realize that I |
| 01:22:42 |
Well isn't everybody? |
| 01:22:45 |
I can't reconcile the two |
| 01:22:48 |
One is good, kind,gentle |
| 01:22:51 |
Uptight afraid of sex... |
| 01:22:53 |
Mine! |
| 01:22:54 |
The Other is.. |
| 01:22:56 |
Rough,evil,sex starved,animalistic |
| 01:23:01 |
Mine! |
| 01:23:08 |
We could probably work this out |
| 01:23:10 |
Couldn't we? |
| 01:23:12 |
I think so... |
| 01:23:14 |
I don't think you understa.... |
| 01:23:16 |
Shhh... |
| 01:23:17 |
We saw what you're thinking,darling |
| 01:23:19 |
Girls I umm.. |
| 01:23:24 |
Would you like to come |
| 01:23:26 |
And see the royal sceptor |
| 01:23:33 |
Your Majesty |
| 01:23:36 |
Ivy:Hey,maybe we can get a |
| 01:23:38 |
Mary:I'd like that! |
| 01:23:40 |
Mary :I'd take care of him |
| 01:23:41 |
Ivy:and I'll take care |
| 01:23:43 |
Mary:and we both take care |
| 01:23:46 |
Babe! |
| 01:24:18 |
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