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Jersey Girl
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Everyone, please take |
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You know what it means. |
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the assignment was |
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- Who they... |
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And what they... |
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Mean to us! |
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Excellent droning. So I want |
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We're going to read them aloud |
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My mom says that me and my dad |
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My mom and dad are very religious. |
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When they're in their bedroom at night, |
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My mom says my dad's eyes are brown |
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Brian! |
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My brother Jack is in eighth grade. |
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He told me to ask my dad |
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for... for President. |
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I did and my Dad said |
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That made my brother laugh really hard. |
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Whenever my Uncle Stu |
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my mom says the basement smells |
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Well... it's like this. |
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My dog ate my paper. |
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I checked, but he didn't poop it out. |
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What a lovely sentiment, |
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Maybe your dog can eat the zero |
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- Aw, man! |
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Miss Trinke? |
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My dad says life can be |
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New Jersey... and New York. |
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My dad was a Jersey boy |
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and most successful music |
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By the time he was 27, |
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And even though they all loved him, |
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My fellow flacks and spin doctors. |
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Salud. |
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Daddy loved his job, |
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Mommy was a book editor in New |
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Daddy said their jobs |
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they made slight corrections |
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Because George Michael is a pimp |
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Come on, "I Want Your Sex"? |
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Daddy worked so much that sometimes |
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Daddy says that's why they |
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it never went to sleep. |
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And neither did him and Mommy. |
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But after a year of romance |
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Daddy said it was time to show |
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So he took her home to New Jersey |
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was the biggest test |
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"Introducing her to my pop." |
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- Hey, how are ya? |
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- How're ya doin' yourself? |
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Hi. Merry Christmas. |
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- And what do you do, Mr. Trinke? |
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I work for the borough, |
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He's the only man in Highlands |
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Oh, man, I always wanted |
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Well, you continue seeing my son, I can |
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I was only gonna sleep with him |
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but now, after an offer like that... |
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Holy shit. |
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Oh, yeah, they don't make 'em |
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- Now, listen, I'm goin' to the bar. |
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If you guys are gonna do anything |
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- You're going to a bar? |
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- Well, I wanna go to the bar too. |
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It's a bunch of old guys talkin' about |
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The man was a goddamn saint. |
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I'm goin' to the bar with your dad. |
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No, that's OK. |
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I only cooked. |
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Suit yourself. |
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I got a layer of juice built up for the pork |
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That "juice" is called grease, Dad. |
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It's bad for you. |
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It's called juice. |
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so that he can better swallow |
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when he can be bothered |
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So that night, |
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where she got to meet |
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his best friends Greenie and Block. |
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Hey, your kid's cuttin' a rug. |
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Who are you, Connie Chung? |
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Daddy said, because Mommy |
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he knew she was a keeper. |
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He said they celebrated their |
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And that's how I got here. |
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Do we have enough of these at home, |
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If you're gonna steal something, |
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- Thank you! |
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And with that, |
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Almost. |
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Look, you've got two minutes, |
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- Or I'm gonna leave. |
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I don't understand how somebody who |
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waits till 20 minutes |
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You try getting anything accomplished |
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This is one of the few days of the year |
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Anytime that you wanna carry this baby, |
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I would be glad to go back to wearing |
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The dress looks fine. |
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Yeah, until I'm standing next to |
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Then you'll see how not fine it looks. |
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Gertie, I asked you, please, |
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- Can you just not use my brush? |
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It's just that |
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I spend 15 minutes taking these |
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And I mean, you ask me to... |
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I'm sorry. |
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Baby, I'm sorry. |
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You don't understand |
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I've always been thin, |
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And it's my first time |
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and all the other girls are gonna be skinny, |
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Baby, baby, they're just skinny |
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I wanna be a coked-out whore! |
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OK, you can be a coked-out whore too. |
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You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore. |
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- I'm sorry. |
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I should be more sensitive, honey. |
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- Yes. |
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- Baby, we have to go now, OK? |
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- I love you. We have to go now. |
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- I love you too. |
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Just give me two minutes. |
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- What time is it? |
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- She's gonna kill me! - I need the |
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OK. "Madonna trusts the public |
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this latest in a long line |
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is not the tasteless sexploitation |
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- "It's artistic expression." |
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Of one woman's constant need |
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Hey, can I use the word "labia" |
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See you next week. |
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One of these days, I'll get me one of |
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I'm sorry, babe. It was Madonna. |
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So you were late |
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- Come on. I still gotta do my job. |
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But I was at Lamaze on time. |
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Look, all I'm saying is |
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that guy who used to spend all night at |
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That's not you anymore. |
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Now you have to be the guy |
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and comes home |
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That's the only way we're gonna work. |
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OK? |
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OK. |
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- OK. |
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OK! |
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- OK. |
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- Can I help you? |
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My wife's water broke. |
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- You're gonna have to check in, hon. |
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Where, at the concierge desk?! Why |
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First of all, |
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And second, |
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This is my wife. |
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that's being so difficult with me, |
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- I'm sorry. He's a little panicky. |
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- Let's get you up to delivery... |
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...and let him fill out the paperwork. |
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- If we can trust him with a pen. |
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OK, just relax, breathe. |
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I love you. |
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- I love you too. |
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We've practiced this 1,000 times. |
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- Push! You're doing good. |
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- No, I can't! I can't do it! |
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- It hurts! |
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It's OK, baby. |
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Take a deep breath. |
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OK? Here you go. |
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Push. Push harder, Gertie. |
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The baby's crowning. I can see her. |
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- Can you see her? |
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- One more. Breathe. |
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Push! You're doing it. Push! |
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Push! |
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Here she comes! |
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Here she is. |
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- Do you wanna cut the cord, Dad? |
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Scissors, please. |
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Yes! And she's got all ten fingers, |
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We'll get her all cleaned up |
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Gertie? |
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- Baby, look. |
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Gertie! |
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Gertie, can you hear me? |
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- She's OK. Sweetheart? |
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She's resting. |
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Dr. Mortimer! |
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- What's happening? |
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- Gertie! |
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Gertie, it's me! |
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Healthy baby. |
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- Respiratory arrest. |
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- What's happening to my wife? |
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Baby, are you OK? |
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Please, someone take |
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I'm gonna have to intubate. |
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Gertie, wake up, my love. |
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Gertie, please. Wake up. |
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Get off me! |
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I wanna stay with my wife! |
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What's happening?! |
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- Ollie... |
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- I swear to God! |
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Fuck you, calm down! |
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I got dragged out of there, |
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Your baby is fine. |
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- What's wrong with Gertie? |
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Look, I'm calm! |
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I'm calm. |
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We think Gertie had an aneurysm. |
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Is she OK? |
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We lost her, Ollie. |
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The strain of the contractions and the |
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There are rarely symptoms |
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You sure you're OK |
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What, OK? |
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Yeah, you can stay |
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Yes, you can. |
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Until you're a teenager, |
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Then I don't wanna know about you. |
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I wouldn't impose on you, you know. |
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I just got a lot of work... |
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- I'll be back late tonight, OK? |
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Your daddy really misses |
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Especially right now. |
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Oh, Jesus! |
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Yeah. |
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- You wanted to see me, Ollie? |
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I didn't think you were gonna be in |
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- You all right? |
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Look, this piece in the Post. |
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- I had to read about it in New Jersey. |
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Will she still be a fan when the Enquirer |
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Listen, something like this breaks, |
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you find me or you find another job. |
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Yeah, OK. |
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OK. |
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What else do we got? |
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Um, Will Smith. |
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- Who? |
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"DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince" |
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- Yeah. |
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You remember the first album, |
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- Rock the House. Yeah? |
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You remember on the cover of the album |
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Vaguely. |
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Will Smith is donating that house |
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Well, stop the presses. |
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- Date pending, yeah. |
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- Every outlet wants in. |
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No. |
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Why? It's an eight-year-old album. |
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Doesn't matter. Everyone loves |
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He's got that movie coming out in a |
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- Let the film division handle it. |
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Will wants to keep his music career |
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Like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air |
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Get me everything you can. |
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OK. |
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- Patty, get me Kirsch. |
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I can handle this Fresh Prince stuff |
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Hey, Arthur, I can do my job. |
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Patty, did you not hear me? I asked you |
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- Ollie? |
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What, man? |
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I know I told you at the funeral, |
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I'm fine. |
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Please go do |
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- Kirschner on one. |
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- How's the baby? |
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Forget about the baby! |
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Jesus Christ, Ollie! |
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Patty, was that... |
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I'm working on that right now. |
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Just get there early |
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Hey! Are you deaf? |
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Can you deal with that? I'm doing |
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What the hell could be more |
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I have a memorabilia donation |
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that my company is treating |
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'cause apparently the client's the most |
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The kid's been screaming |
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If it bothers you so much, |
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Sorry. It's a nightmare |
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Jesus! Let me call you back, OK? |
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- What, Dad? |
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I lost a wife too, remember? |
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You were married for what, 20 years? |
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So you don't "get" |
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I'm sorry, Oliver, but that don't change |
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and you haven't acted like it |
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I been calling in sick for a month to do |
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Jesus Christ, if Gertie could see |
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Gertie doesn't see anything anymore, |
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Yeah, she's dead. |
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But you ain't. |
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Yeah. It's nothin'. |
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Uh... |
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All right, so I'm gonna do the kit. |
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You can deal with the menu. |
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Dad, the baby's up! |
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Dad! The baby needs to be fed! |
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Dad! |
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What the hell...?! |
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Are you nuts? |
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- What are you doing? |
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It would have been nice if you'd told me |
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That way, I could've given you the baby |
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- Now I'm gonna hit traffic! |
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Hey! Excuse me? |
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I got uptown and downtown |
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- You're on your own with the kid today. |
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I have this press conference I have to do |
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- I got a job to do too. |
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- So leave! |
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- Take her with you! |
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Look, I know I haven't been |
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Listen to you, "Helping out |
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She's your daughter, |
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- What am I supposed to do with her?! |
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Goddamn it! |
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Folks, I'm sorry. |
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- Sorry. Steve. |
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- I ordered diapers. Did they get here yet? |
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Why didn't you start half an hour ago? |
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- We're waiting for Will. |
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- No. |
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- Close enough. Where is he? |
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Damn! That baby smells like shit. |
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It's a good thing |
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- They're gettin' all rowdy out there. |
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- What? Jesus... |
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Ollie, the guy from Rolling Stone... |
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Grow up, Susan! It's a dirty diaper. |
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If we don't start in five minutes, |
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to go cover the Blues Traveler |
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- Jesus Christ! |
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- What? |
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You're supposed to wipe front to back. |
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You do that, you're just wiping |
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...crevice. |
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Get outta here! Beat it! |
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Mark my words, |
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- Would one of you do... You do this. |
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Will you do this so I can go out |
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Why, because I'm a girl? |
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Fine. Thank you very much. |
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- How much of this am I supposed to use? |
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If it's for the smell, |
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Ooh! You gotta turn... turn it. |
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Oh! Direct it at the baby. |
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Thank you! Go out there, please, |
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I'd say more. |
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That's a lot. |
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All right, |
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Is that blow on your shirt? |
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What do you think, Stretch? |
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- That was a joke, people. |
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The Fresh Prince is on his way. |
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- It's crying. Will you take it? |
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Is that Jazzy Jeff? |
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This is bullshit! |
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Will someone please shut that girl up? |
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Enough with the Romper Room, man! |
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Fresh Prince! Fresh Prince! |
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Please take her. |
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I, uh... |
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Goddamn it! Christ! |
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Would you people just shut the hell up |
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He's a two-bit TV actor... |
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who won't be around any longer |
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on the pages of the worthless rags |
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Shit. |
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- That guy's toast. |
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It's all right, Arthur. |
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We won't be here too long, Dad. |
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We'll be out of your hair |
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I have some feelers out |
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As soon as this whole thing |
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It's OK to stay here as long as you need to, |
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- I appreciate that. |
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- Here we go. |
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- That's it? |
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And no whores. |
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I'm not really a whoremonger, Dad. |
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Here, the kid gets this. |
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That's cute. |
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Just shut the hell up and go be a father, |
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No? |
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Yeah, this is only temporary, |
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living with your grandfather here. |
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So... |
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how about that Fresh Prince thing, huh? |
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It was quite a show. |
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Your dad's one big horse's ass. |
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Daddy's ex-bosses said |
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have a better chance of working in |
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So, OK... |
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How're you doin'? |
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Yeah... You know, |
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Like a squishier, |
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Man... |
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I just wish you could've gotten |
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I know she wanted to meet you... |
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In a big, bad way. |
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Sometimes, Daddy wishes |
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Because Mommy never would've... |
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let work get in the way of... |
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like Daddy has for the last... |
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It's just that Daddy... |
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to leave the way she did. |
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It's just really hard on Daddy, who's been |
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so he wouldn't have to think about |
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I just loved your mom so much. |
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You know? |
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She really lit my world on fire. |
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When that happens... |
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you kinda think it'll go on like that |
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You just don't expect... |
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I miss her so much. So, so much. |
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And you're a little piece of Mommy. And |
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Just don't go anywhere. |
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'Cause you're the next best thing |
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And I'll always be here for you. |
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And I'm sorry about |
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I promise you... |
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I'm gonna be the best daddy |
| 00:31:50 |
'Cause that's what Mommy wanted. |
| 00:31:56 |
And that's all I am now. |
| 00:32:00 |
I'm just your dad. |
| 00:32:21 |
Your dad likes to run off at the mouth |
| 00:32:29 |
Your mother wasn't a fan, either. |
| 00:32:33 |
You wanna see a picture |
| 00:32:38 |
This was your mommy. |
| 00:32:43 |
OK. You can keep it. |
| 00:32:47 |
Daddy's got a bunch. |
| 00:32:51 |
There you go. |
| 00:33:04 |
Goodnight, Gertie. |
| 00:33:40 |
Gertie! |
| 00:33:44 |
Your chariot awaits, Princess. |
| 00:33:47 |
Let's go! |
| 00:33:50 |
We gotta go! Argh! |
| 00:33:56 |
- How was school, good? |
| 00:33:58 |
- You have a nice time? |
| 00:34:00 |
Remember to put your seat belt on? |
| 00:34:02 |
Yep. |
| 00:34:03 |
Lock and load. |
| 00:34:17 |
- Ready? |
| 00:34:23 |
- Can we go see Cats? |
| 00:34:26 |
Why? |
| 00:34:27 |
Cats was the second-worst thing |
| 00:34:30 |
- Besides, Cats closed three years ago. |
| 00:34:33 |
You're ridin' in the Batmobile, |
| 00:34:37 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:34:39 |
Look, no one's more depressed than me |
| 00:34:42 |
is considered the height |
| 00:34:44 |
I used to live in New York City. |
| 00:34:46 |
I could've gone to see Cats |
| 00:34:48 |
- It's not like I ever ask for anything. |
| 00:34:52 |
"And the Oscar goes to Gertie Trinke, |
| 00:34:54 |
for her performance in Laying |
| 00:34:59 |
What is it with you and Cats |
| 00:35:01 |
I wanna sing a Cats song |
| 00:35:04 |
- What big show? |
| 00:35:07 |
All the people have to sing a song |
| 00:35:10 |
- Are you inviting me to this big show? |
| 00:35:14 |
Oh-ho! I'm sure that'll go over |
| 00:35:18 |
Can Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block |
| 00:35:20 |
Those men are not your uncles. |
| 00:35:24 |
Pee-ers? |
| 00:35:25 |
- When is this big show? |
| 00:35:28 |
Does it have to be something |
| 00:35:30 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:35:33 |
The Satanic Bible, yes. |
| 00:35:45 |
- What? |
| 00:35:47 |
Jesus, you too? |
| 00:35:50 |
Gertie! |
| 00:35:53 |
Do you even know what Cats is, Dad? |
| 00:35:55 |
- What, I don't read the papers? |
| 00:35:59 |
What are you doing with |
| 00:36:01 |
They ran out of the Ledger. |
| 00:36:03 |
They don't have the Jumble |
| 00:36:05 |
Shit. |
| 00:36:08 |
- Where were you? |
| 00:36:10 |
- Why didn't I hear the toilet flush? |
| 00:36:14 |
OK, march your butt back upstairs |
| 00:36:17 |
And when I say no about something, |
| 00:36:18 |
like, I don't know, Cats, maybe, |
| 00:36:21 |
OK? |
| 00:36:22 |
- Pop, you were supposed to be subtle! |
| 00:36:27 |
You're gonna have to mow the park |
| 00:36:30 |
- Why the hell not? - I have an |
| 00:36:33 |
Jesus, kid, |
| 00:36:35 |
How many of these interviews |
| 00:36:37 |
before you get it through |
| 00:36:39 |
they don't want you |
| 00:36:41 |
For Christ's sakes, you made fun |
| 00:36:44 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:46 |
First of all, Dad, |
| 00:36:50 |
I made one remark about Will Smith, |
| 00:36:53 |
Sooner or later, |
| 00:36:55 |
and I'm gonna go back to doing |
| 00:36:57 |
instead of sweeping streets and |
| 00:37:01 |
OK? |
| 00:37:03 |
If you're going into the city anyway, |
| 00:37:09 |
Oh, God... |
| 00:37:11 |
I'll tell you what, |
| 00:37:14 |
Gertie, why don't you come over here and |
| 00:37:19 |
Look through here. |
| 00:37:23 |
- Cats is a show? |
| 00:37:29 |
You think you're slick, |
| 00:37:31 |
Next time you're lookin' |
| 00:37:33 |
you're gonna have to aim higher |
| 00:37:36 |
- He's soft in the head. |
| 00:37:42 |
Here. |
| 00:37:44 |
Sweeney Todd? Do you know |
| 00:37:47 |
- It's still a play. |
| 00:37:50 |
Your dad one time lost a bet |
| 00:37:54 |
and he had to go see a singing play, |
| 00:37:58 |
- Cool! |
| 00:38:01 |
I handled primarily |
| 00:38:03 |
but when I initially trained, |
| 00:38:08 |
I, uh... took the last six or seven years off. |
| 00:38:13 |
But I kept abreast, so... |
| 00:38:18 |
What else can I tell you guys? Uh... |
| 00:38:21 |
That's it. |
| 00:38:28 |
You guys all right? |
| 00:38:34 |
Are you the Ollie Trinke? The one |
| 00:38:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:41 |
- Son of a bitch! |
| 00:38:45 |
- I got it. |
| 00:38:48 |
Nah, nah, he just bet me |
| 00:38:50 |
the one who pulled "The Fresh Prince". |
| 00:38:52 |
- They named it? |
| 00:38:55 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:38:57 |
You did what every flack |
| 00:39:00 |
- Which was what? |
| 00:39:02 |
You trashed your client |
| 00:39:04 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:39:06 |
- You're like a god around here. |
| 00:39:09 |
- God enough to get a job? |
| 00:39:12 |
- What, are you insane? |
| 00:39:17 |
- Pop, I'm home! |
| 00:39:21 |
You know, thanks a lot, Pop! |
| 00:39:30 |
- That's what it looks like? |
| 00:39:33 |
- What does yours look like? |
| 00:39:37 |
Yeah? Let me see. |
| 00:39:38 |
All right. |
| 00:39:42 |
Gertie! |
| 00:39:55 |
OK... |
| 00:40:04 |
- What are your intentions? |
| 00:40:07 |
What are your intentions |
| 00:40:10 |
- Do you plan on marrying her? |
| 00:40:14 |
Well, only married boys and girls, |
| 00:40:18 |
show each other their, uh... |
| 00:40:20 |
their, you know, uh... |
| 00:40:23 |
...parts. |
| 00:40:25 |
OK? |
| 00:40:29 |
OK, Bryan, you can go now. |
| 00:40:33 |
Yes, Mr. Trinke. |
| 00:40:35 |
- Bye, Gertie. |
| 00:40:37 |
Goodbye, Bryan. |
| 00:40:42 |
OK. |
| 00:40:44 |
Do you have any, uh... |
| 00:40:48 |
questions about what you... |
| 00:40:52 |
you know... |
| 00:40:55 |
you know, whatever, saw? |
| 00:41:03 |
Do you have what Bryan has? |
| 00:41:09 |
Yes, I have one... too. |
| 00:41:16 |
Is yours as big as his? |
| 00:41:21 |
Sadly, yes. |
| 00:41:24 |
- Can we rent a movie? |
| 00:41:29 |
- So they wouldn't give you a job, huh? |
| 00:41:33 |
You don't need that job anyway. |
| 00:41:36 |
Yes, well, |
| 00:41:40 |
where a nightly shower was an option, |
| 00:41:42 |
- You know what job you should do? |
| 00:41:44 |
You should be a dance teacher, |
| 00:41:47 |
I should? Should I say, |
| 00:41:51 |
Oh, can we rent |
| 00:41:53 |
Ohh... Dirty Dancing ranks one |
| 00:41:57 |
Can you pick out something else? |
| 00:42:02 |
Can we rent this? |
| 00:42:04 |
Absolutely not. Go pick out something |
| 00:42:08 |
- All those movies suck. |
| 00:42:40 |
Nah, that's... |
| 00:42:42 |
No, I guess that's it. |
| 00:42:46 |
I'll just take this |
| 00:42:49 |
Just go ahead and put it in the bag. |
| 00:42:53 |
It's good. |
| 00:42:57 |
"Bi-Bi Guys, |
| 00:43:03 |
Interesting choice. Does the wife know |
| 00:43:07 |
It's... I got the... |
| 00:43:10 |
- I got the wrong box by accident. |
| 00:43:12 |
Would you mind, uh... |
| 00:43:15 |
anything you can get your hands on |
| 00:43:18 |
- So, then you want something... |
| 00:43:28 |
Can I have your |
| 00:43:29 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 00:43:31 |
Do you mind if I asked you a few questions |
| 00:43:35 |
Uh... sure. |
| 00:43:37 |
Really? Uh... |
| 00:43:39 |
Do you always rent adult titles with your |
| 00:43:43 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:43:44 |
When you rent porn, do you |
| 00:43:48 |
or is this like a, you know, |
| 00:43:52 |
- Do I have to answer this? - I'm a |
| 00:43:57 |
"A Bird in the Hand: The Family Man |
| 00:44:03 |
OK. I would rather not take part. |
| 00:44:05 |
Really? |
| 00:44:07 |
Frank, is Bi-Bi Guys |
| 00:44:10 |
- What are you getting, Daddy? |
| 00:44:14 |
Let's not, OK? |
| 00:44:19 |
Would you mind not asking me those |
| 00:44:23 |
How about when you bring these back? |
| 00:44:26 |
That's... Yeah. |
| 00:44:28 |
In an effort to get honest feedback, |
| 00:44:33 |
My mom's dead. |
| 00:44:37 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 00:44:39 |
Man, I'm sorry. I didn't... |
| 00:44:42 |
No, you didn't. |
| 00:44:47 |
Let's go. |
| 00:44:51 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:44:53 |
Do I have to? |
| 00:44:55 |
Major Damage didn't have to go to |
| 00:45:00 |
- Melvin! |
| 00:45:02 |
I'll get it. |
| 00:45:04 |
You will not. You're not even |
| 00:45:07 |
Watch your video. |
| 00:45:10 |
- But, Mom! |
| 00:45:13 |
- Ahh! |
| 00:45:16 |
Hi. |
| 00:45:18 |
Hey! You're the lady |
| 00:45:21 |
Let's not use that term too loosely, OK? |
| 00:45:28 |
Yes? |
| 00:45:29 |
I just wanted to come here |
| 00:45:31 |
and tell you that I'm really sorry |
| 00:45:35 |
I feel like shit about what I said |
| 00:45:39 |
Well... you should. |
| 00:45:42 |
You know that kid was crying |
| 00:45:44 |
- Oh, no... |
| 00:45:48 |
- Get back inside and watch your video! |
| 00:45:51 |
See, now you have to let me |
| 00:45:55 |
Is that why you're here? |
| 00:45:57 |
I just think you'd make one hell of |
| 00:46:00 |
The sympathetic widower who doesn't |
| 00:46:04 |
so he rents porn instead. I mean, |
| 00:46:07 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:46:10 |
And besides, |
| 00:46:13 |
For what I said, |
| 00:46:17 |
You're really having a banner evening. |
| 00:46:20 |
You're Ollie, right? |
| 00:46:26 |
"Hi, Maya. Nice to meet you." |
| 00:46:28 |
Hi. |
| 00:46:29 |
Come on, why don't you let me |
| 00:46:32 |
You do eat lunch when you're not |
| 00:46:37 |
I appreciate it, but, uh... |
| 00:46:40 |
Ollie, come on, |
| 00:46:43 |
What, buying me one lunch |
| 00:46:46 |
Hare Hare! |
| 00:46:50 |
Is Monday OK? |
| 00:46:52 |
I mean, I was thinking nothing fancy. |
| 00:46:57 |
- Around noon? |
| 00:47:02 |
Noon it is! |
| 00:47:04 |
Oh... |
| 00:47:06 |
See you there. Bye! |
| 00:47:11 |
An incredibly strange woman. |
| 00:47:23 |
I did not hear the toilet flush. |
| 00:47:30 |
Thank you. |
| 00:47:36 |
- Can we get popcorn? |
| 00:47:39 |
They don't sell popcorn here. |
| 00:48:16 |
OK. You see that floor. |
| 00:48:19 |
See that window? That's where we |
| 00:48:23 |
We'd still live there |
| 00:48:26 |
- If Mommy was still alive? |
| 00:48:30 |
- Dad... |
| 00:48:31 |
Do you miss Mommy? |
| 00:48:34 |
I do. Every day. |
| 00:48:38 |
- What was she like? |
| 00:48:41 |
- I know, but I forget. |
| 00:48:45 |
I think you just like to hear me tell you. |
| 00:48:48 |
You can ask about your mommy |
| 00:48:49 |
So tell me already. |
| 00:48:51 |
Well, she was pushy, |
| 00:48:54 |
She was beautiful, |
| 00:48:58 |
And she was... smart... |
| 00:49:03 |
and strong, |
| 00:49:06 |
I'm smart now. |
| 00:49:07 |
I know. I wasn't impugning |
| 00:49:10 |
What's "impugning" mean? |
| 00:49:12 |
Oh, not so smart now, are you? |
| 00:49:14 |
- That's a big word. |
| 00:49:17 |
Let's see. |
| 00:49:19 |
So... Pop's always impugning you, right? |
| 00:49:24 |
Well, he thinks he is. |
| 00:49:26 |
But he's just talking |
| 00:49:28 |
Pop is a very, very old man. |
| 00:49:33 |
What do you think? |
| 00:49:35 |
It's OK. |
| 00:49:38 |
- You do? |
| 00:49:40 |
My school's there, and my friends... |
| 00:49:43 |
Well, if memory serves, |
| 00:49:47 |
Yeah, but not from that pretty lady |
| 00:49:50 |
- Oh, you think she's pretty, do you? |
| 00:49:53 |
Isn't that why |
| 00:49:56 |
It's not a date. |
| 00:50:00 |
This is a date. |
| 00:50:01 |
- We are? |
| 00:50:03 |
- It doesn't feel like a date. |
| 00:50:07 |
Well, I can fix that. |
| 00:50:11 |
Sir! |
| 00:50:31 |
So, uh, question one: |
| 00:50:36 |
- Do I really have to do this? |
| 00:50:39 |
Interest in adult film can be healthy, |
| 00:50:43 |
- So come on, how often? |
| 00:50:49 |
OK, maybe I was wrong. |
| 00:50:51 |
You have a real talent |
| 00:50:54 |
and comfortable |
| 00:50:56 |
So you're renting it presumably |
| 00:50:59 |
- Good God! |
| 00:51:02 |
We're all adults here. |
| 00:51:03 |
I know I'm an adult. |
| 00:51:05 |
- I'll be 26 in March. |
| 00:51:07 |
You still haven't learned some things |
| 00:51:10 |
If it makes you feel any better, |
| 00:51:14 |
- Good God! |
| 00:51:17 |
You're gonna get |
| 00:51:20 |
Don't get all judgmental with me. |
| 00:51:24 |
- Well, no, I... |
| 00:51:27 |
Why don't you go out |
| 00:51:29 |
Why don't you just go out |
| 00:51:31 |
I work all day, |
| 00:51:33 |
So you'd rather hang out with your kid |
| 00:51:36 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:51:42 |
I'm kinda crushin' on |
| 00:51:45 |
OK. Can I go home now? |
| 00:51:47 |
No. |
| 00:51:51 |
I would rather not |
| 00:51:54 |
Oh, come on, |
| 00:51:56 |
You're gonna remain anonymous |
| 00:51:58 |
Ha! Anonymity doesn't concern me. |
| 00:52:01 |
- Why would you be embarrassed? |
| 00:52:05 |
- How long? |
| 00:52:08 |
Come on, champ. Own it. |
| 00:52:11 |
I swear I won't make |
| 00:52:14 |
Not in front of you, at least. |
| 00:52:20 |
- Seven years. |
| 00:52:24 |
Since my wife died, yeah. |
| 00:52:27 |
You know, a dumbfounded, |
| 00:52:31 |
might be construed by some |
| 00:52:35 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:52:37 |
No, it's not. |
| 00:52:41 |
With all due respect to your wife, |
| 00:52:45 |
- No, I don't, actually. |
| 00:52:48 |
- No, I don't. |
| 00:52:51 |
- Are we done? |
| 00:52:55 |
Lord have mercy. |
| 00:52:58 |
- Where are we going? |
| 00:53:00 |
We're gonna have some sex. |
| 00:53:05 |
- What, did you forget something? |
| 00:53:11 |
I'm very flattered. |
| 00:53:15 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:53:17 |
- Of course I think you're cute. |
| 00:53:20 |
Look, I'm not just celibate |
| 00:53:23 |
There are a lot of emotional issues in it too. |
| 00:53:25 |
I mean, my wife may be dead. |
| 00:53:30 |
Hey, I respect that. I'm not telling you |
| 00:53:33 |
and I'm not trying to replace your wife. |
| 00:53:35 |
I'm just talking about two consenting |
| 00:53:40 |
Probably some really short casual sex, |
| 00:53:44 |
- I can't do it, I'm sorry. |
| 00:53:47 |
God! |
| 00:53:50 |
- You rent porn and touch yourself, right? |
| 00:53:54 |
If you're not sweating how your wife |
| 00:53:57 |
then you shouldn't sweat what |
| 00:54:01 |
Only somebody else is doing the touching |
| 00:54:07 |
Come on, stud. |
| 00:54:29 |
Oh, God... |
| 00:54:32 |
I'm home! |
| 00:54:34 |
Pop?! |
| 00:54:35 |
- Oh, my God... What do I do? |
| 00:54:57 |
- Pop? |
| 00:55:01 |
Daddy? Why aren't you at work? |
| 00:55:05 |
Uh, because I had to come home and do... |
| 00:55:09 |
come home and take a shower. |
| 00:55:12 |
- Can we rent a movie? |
| 00:55:15 |
As soon as I get done up here |
| 00:55:19 |
OK. |
| 00:55:23 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:55:25 |
What do we do now? |
| 00:55:34 |
Sorry, Dad, I forgot again. |
| 00:55:40 |
Shh! |
| 00:55:49 |
Hi, honey. |
| 00:55:50 |
You remember Maya. |
| 00:56:06 |
- What are your intentions? |
| 00:56:10 |
What are your intentions |
| 00:56:12 |
Like, do you plan on marrying him? |
| 00:56:15 |
Uh... I don't... |
| 00:56:16 |
Because I was taught that only |
| 00:56:20 |
- Right, Daddy? |
| 00:56:26 |
Mm-hm. |
| 00:56:28 |
Can we rent all the movies we want |
| 00:56:31 |
What? |
| 00:56:32 |
Can we rent all the movies we want |
| 00:56:35 |
Yes! Yes, yes. |
| 00:56:38 |
If it means we're not, you know, |
| 00:56:42 |
And... Right, Maya? Yes! |
| 00:56:44 |
Uh... whatever you want. |
| 00:56:46 |
Even Dirty Dancing? |
| 00:56:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:55 |
And we can do Sweeney Todd |
| 00:56:58 |
What? |
| 00:56:59 |
We can do Sweeney Todd |
| 00:57:01 |
- No, honey, that's too grown-up. |
| 00:57:06 |
Oh man, what am I gonna tell Pop |
| 00:57:14 |
Fine. We can do Sweeney Todd |
| 00:57:17 |
OK! |
| 00:57:19 |
Would you shut the hell up already? |
| 00:57:22 |
- Oh, Jesus. |
| 00:57:24 |
Christ Almighty. |
| 00:57:30 |
Just as long as you didn't do it |
| 00:57:32 |
Oh, Jesus Christ, it was one time in |
| 00:57:37 |
I banged a broad |
| 00:57:42 |
Terrific. Just so you know, |
| 00:57:46 |
- What, did ya get to third base? |
| 00:57:48 |
Not that it's any of your business, |
| 00:57:50 |
We lost our heads for a second, |
| 00:57:53 |
and we stopped before we |
| 00:57:55 |
- The kid busted in on 'em. |
| 00:57:58 |
Let's talk about something else |
| 00:58:01 |
- How bad is it? |
| 00:58:03 |
Jesus Christ. If we gotta shut down |
| 00:58:06 |
this town is gonna throw a shit fit. |
| 00:58:08 |
I'm sure. |
| 00:58:09 |
Hey, kid, you haven't |
| 00:58:13 |
They get like animals. |
| 00:58:16 |
South Peak Street. |
| 00:58:18 |
Holy shit, I thought they were gonna |
| 00:58:21 |
- Like St Peter. |
| 00:58:26 |
Everybody knows I meant St Peter. |
| 00:58:30 |
I'm just saying... |
| 00:58:31 |
When I was down there, |
| 00:58:33 |
Three or four. |
| 00:58:34 |
Three or four cars |
| 00:58:38 |
Well, it was rush hour. |
| 00:58:39 |
Yeah, I don't think the legion of |
| 00:58:43 |
are gonna object to us closing down a |
| 00:58:48 |
One at a time, please! One at a time! |
| 00:58:53 |
- We're doing the best we can. |
| 00:58:56 |
Why doesn't somebody just go up there |
| 00:59:00 |
Why don't you do it, Daddy? |
| 00:59:03 |
Making people like singers |
| 00:59:07 |
- Yes, baby, but... |
| 00:59:11 |
As a guy who used to |
| 00:59:13 |
I nominate you to go up there |
| 00:59:16 |
- Oh, you do, huh? |
| 00:59:17 |
- It can't hurt. |
| 00:59:22 |
Thanks, Pop. |
| 00:59:26 |
Control yourselves! |
| 00:59:30 |
He's goin' up there. |
| 00:59:35 |
Folks, one second. |
| 00:59:38 |
My name's Oliver Trinke |
| 00:59:42 |
So I guess that makes me |
| 00:59:52 |
I want to assure you that, uh... |
| 00:59:55 |
this Bay Avenue job will be |
| 00:59:59 |
It'll only take three days at the most. |
| 01:00:01 |
Bullshit! Bullshit! |
| 01:00:12 |
Folks, a little decorum! |
| 01:00:28 |
Folks, one second. |
| 01:00:29 |
I just have one more thing |
| 01:00:43 |
I live in this town. I see you guys |
| 01:01:13 |
I'm telling you, |
| 01:01:14 |
And I get up there and I weave this |
| 01:01:19 |
- I turn the entire place around! |
| 01:01:23 |
Everything I was saying |
| 01:01:27 |
Maybe that's 'cause you weren't actually |
| 01:01:31 |
"Get out there and play in the dirt"? |
| 01:01:34 |
Sounds pretty good to me. |
| 01:01:37 |
The sad thing is, I had a greater |
| 01:01:41 |
than anything else I've done |
| 01:01:43 |
I get it. I mean, you set out |
| 01:01:46 |
So you feel drunk with power now. |
| 01:01:49 |
That's just it. I was the youngest flack |
| 01:01:53 |
... in the history of |
| 01:01:54 |
- I know. |
| 01:01:56 |
Convincing a town to approve something |
| 01:01:59 |
- That's just delayed common sense. |
| 01:02:03 |
I mean, being the youngest flack |
| 01:02:07 |
that's not you anymore. |
| 01:02:10 |
Oh, it was me. |
| 01:02:12 |
me richer, me with more self-respect. |
| 01:02:15 |
Like it or not, this is you. |
| 01:02:17 |
I mean, forget about what you thought |
| 01:02:22 |
- I guess I'll just get this. |
| 01:02:26 |
I distinctly remember your father |
| 01:02:30 |
- Oh, yeah! He did! |
| 01:02:36 |
Thanks for that, by the way. |
| 01:02:38 |
Incidentally, she's been asking me |
| 01:02:41 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 01:02:44 |
If you want, I can give her |
| 01:02:48 |
Does that talk include |
| 01:02:59 |
I'm glad there's no, you know, |
| 01:03:04 |
After the... well, the thing |
| 01:03:09 |
Ollie, I was gonna give you a mercy jump. |
| 01:03:12 |
The moment passed. |
| 01:03:16 |
- Just friends, right? |
| 01:03:23 |
"Mercy jump." |
| 01:03:34 |
- No, that's too round. |
| 01:03:37 |
- Shut up! Shut up! |
| 01:03:41 |
- Would you shut the hell up?! |
| 01:03:44 |
There's people gettin' |
| 01:03:47 |
Yep. |
| 01:03:49 |
And your father said |
| 01:03:51 |
Yep. |
| 01:03:53 |
Why the hell would he |
| 01:03:57 |
Because I saw him and Maya |
| 01:04:00 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:04:02 |
Heh-heh! That'll do it. |
| 01:04:27 |
Can I speak with |
| 01:04:41 |
- Ollie. |
| 01:04:43 |
- Hey, man. |
| 01:04:45 |
- Good. How are you? |
| 01:04:48 |
You know, the town voted unanimously, |
| 01:04:53 |
You were always great with a crowd. |
| 01:04:55 |
Well, except that... |
| 01:04:58 |
But that's it. It was the polar opposite |
| 01:05:01 |
It was like I was on the top of my game. |
| 01:05:07 |
- Uh, I wanna ask you a favor. |
| 01:05:11 |
Is there any way that you could |
| 01:05:20 |
You're serious? |
| 01:05:22 |
I thought it was weird |
| 01:05:24 |
- Oh, I know it's gonna be tough... |
| 01:05:28 |
Ollie, you called a roomful of press |
| 01:05:32 |
and trashed a client who's one of |
| 01:05:35 |
- He wasn't big then. |
| 01:05:38 |
You wanna know how big? |
| 01:05:41 |
there were some firms that wouldn't |
| 01:05:44 |
No offense, |
| 01:05:48 |
I've only been at Angellotti a year now... |
| 01:05:52 |
You know what, man? Forget I asked. |
| 01:05:55 |
- It was stupid. I got carried away... |
| 01:05:58 |
What I was gonna say was... |
| 01:06:01 |
I've been waiting years to be in a position |
| 01:06:07 |
It's not gonna be an easy sell, but... |
| 01:06:10 |
I think I can get you in a room |
| 01:06:15 |
- Thank you so much. |
| 01:06:20 |
You know, you're a lot more affectionate |
| 01:06:23 |
Ah, it's just... |
| 01:06:26 |
It's the only thing |
| 01:06:29 |
Oh, this is great. |
| 01:06:32 |
I can put Gertie in a really good, |
| 01:06:35 |
I can get her a nanny, you know? |
| 01:06:38 |
It'll be like that whole Fresh Prince thing |
| 01:06:43 |
I'll work on the old man when I get back to |
| 01:06:48 |
Oh, great. |
| 01:07:05 |
Come on, Pop! |
| 01:07:08 |
- Me? |
| 01:07:09 |
Yeah, go do that. |
| 01:07:12 |
Hello? Hey, Arthur. |
| 01:07:18 |
You're kidding? |
| 01:07:27 |
Why do I have to sing your dad's part? I'm |
| 01:07:31 |
- You are, but you're Dad's understudy too. |
| 01:07:35 |
It means if Daddy breaks a leg, |
| 01:07:37 |
- So, come on, try it again. |
| 01:07:44 |
Wait, wait, wait! I'm supposed |
| 01:07:47 |
I cannot work like this. |
| 01:07:48 |
- This is no way to run a show. |
| 01:07:51 |
You can go back to waiting |
| 01:07:54 |
I'll be doin' my own singing |
| 01:07:56 |
- Who's Tommy Tune? |
| 01:07:59 |
that you can get a chance to see |
| 01:08:02 |
when we move back to New York City! |
| 01:08:07 |
- What? |
| 01:08:09 |
- What? |
| 01:08:10 |
Yeah, what? |
| 01:08:11 |
I was just on the phone with an old friend |
| 01:08:15 |
I had lunch with him and I |
| 01:08:19 |
Jesus, another interview, Ollie? |
| 01:08:22 |
Well, smart guy, he just called me, |
| 01:08:27 |
sold me to his boss |
| 01:08:29 |
It just so happens that a little spot |
| 01:08:34 |
Boom! |
| 01:08:36 |
I'm gonna get back in! |
| 01:08:38 |
I'm talkin' about |
| 01:08:40 |
no more picking up garbage, |
| 01:08:43 |
I'm talking press lines, |
| 01:08:46 |
I'm talking about a Westside address, |
| 01:08:48 |
I'm talkin' about |
| 01:08:50 |
But I already go to a good school. |
| 01:08:52 |
Yes, honey, but you're gonna go to a |
| 01:08:57 |
You're gonna be able to take the |
| 01:09:00 |
But the subway's full of junkies |
| 01:09:04 |
- Well, they are. |
| 01:09:07 |
What do I tell you? |
| 01:09:09 |
- You'll see. The subways are great. |
| 01:09:11 |
I don't wanna go to a school up in the city. |
| 01:09:15 |
Honey, it's gonna be too far of a drive |
| 01:09:17 |
to take you to school |
| 01:09:19 |
So let's not move to the city. |
| 01:09:22 |
Sweetheart, I'm too old |
| 01:09:26 |
I need to get my own place. |
| 01:09:28 |
And Pop... I mean, look at him, |
| 01:09:31 |
He doesn't want us around here |
| 01:09:33 |
- Do you, Pop? |
| 01:09:38 |
You know... thanks, Pop. |
| 01:09:39 |
I don't wanna move to the city. |
| 01:09:42 |
Pop says you can live here |
| 01:09:45 |
Baby, remember when I took you |
| 01:09:47 |
How much fun was that? |
| 01:09:50 |
I mean, if we move to New York City, |
| 01:09:52 |
Except for the nights you're working, |
| 01:09:55 |
You know what? Why don't you |
| 01:09:57 |
I'm trying to talk to my daughter. |
| 01:09:59 |
You love New York City. |
| 01:10:01 |
- No, I didn't. |
| 01:10:03 |
- I said it was OK. |
| 01:10:05 |
I said I like Highlands better. Why would |
| 01:10:09 |
You get to ride the Batmobile! |
| 01:10:10 |
Baby, Daddy doesn't wanna |
| 01:10:13 |
Daddy wants to eat sushi! |
| 01:10:16 |
Daddy wants to have a doorman! |
| 01:10:19 |
Daddy wants to lord it |
| 01:10:21 |
Daddy loved his old job, and he's missed it |
| 01:10:27 |
Daddy wants to do that job. Daddy doesn't |
| 01:10:31 |
But you told everybody at the meeting |
| 01:10:33 |
because you don't have to |
| 01:10:35 |
Yes, but Daddy was just saying that |
| 01:10:39 |
So you were just lying to everybody? |
| 01:10:43 |
Look, OK, I'll tell you what. |
| 01:10:47 |
If I don't like what the man says, |
| 01:10:49 |
Now you're lying to me! |
| 01:10:51 |
All right, look, young lady! I'm gonna |
| 01:10:53 |
whether you like it or not. |
| 01:10:55 |
Wait, this Monday? |
| 01:10:56 |
- Yes. |
| 01:10:59 |
- Why? |
| 01:11:04 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:11:09 |
Well, it's at four, |
| 01:11:12 |
But my show's at five! |
| 01:11:14 |
On what planet are you gonna |
| 01:11:16 |
if you've got a meeting |
| 01:11:18 |
Just lay off me for a second! |
| 01:11:20 |
How could you forget? |
| 01:11:22 |
Gertie, this job |
| 01:11:25 |
What about my show? |
| 01:11:27 |
Yes, honey, |
| 01:11:29 |
Then don't go to your stupid |
| 01:11:33 |
- That's enough, young lady! |
| 01:11:36 |
You're not even a good |
| 01:11:38 |
Pop's way better. Even Uncle Greenie |
| 01:11:41 |
Those men are not your uncles! |
| 01:11:43 |
Oh, no, but we're good enough |
| 01:11:46 |
Sorry, I didn't mean that. |
| 01:11:49 |
I don't wanna be around you! I don't even |
| 01:11:52 |
- Oh, come on! |
| 01:11:57 |
Get back here, young lady! |
| 01:12:00 |
Hey, young lady! |
| 01:12:03 |
No! You can't tell me what to do! |
| 01:12:05 |
- Yes, you do! |
| 01:12:07 |
Because I'm your father, that's why! |
| 01:12:08 |
- So what? |
| 01:12:10 |
I'll yell at you all I want! |
| 01:12:12 |
Blah, blah, blah! |
| 01:12:14 |
All right, that's it! You are |
| 01:12:17 |
I hate you! |
| 01:12:20 |
I hate you right back, you little shit! |
| 01:12:21 |
You and your mother took my |
| 01:12:34 |
God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sweetheart. |
| 01:12:36 |
- Get off me! |
| 01:12:38 |
Get off of me! |
| 01:12:47 |
What the hell's the matter with you? |
| 01:12:50 |
Huh?! |
| 01:14:48 |
- Hey. |
| 01:14:51 |
What happened to you the other night? |
| 01:14:55 |
It looked to me like you guys |
| 01:14:57 |
What I really needed was a little backup. |
| 01:15:00 |
She's a kid, Ollie. |
| 01:15:03 |
I mean, in a few years, you won't |
| 01:15:06 |
But for now, |
| 01:15:09 |
So do I. |
| 01:15:10 |
Yeah, but is that even |
| 01:15:12 |
Oh, Jesus. You too? |
| 01:15:14 |
You want your old life back. Big-money job, |
| 01:15:18 |
It's not like it doesn't make any sense. |
| 01:15:22 |
Yeah. So? |
| 01:15:23 |
That's your life that you want back, |
| 01:15:26 |
I mean, this is their life. What you're |
| 01:15:30 |
is that what we have |
| 01:15:32 |
So it's just upsetting everybody, |
| 01:15:35 |
- Everybody? |
| 01:15:38 |
I mean, it's not like we've got some |
| 01:15:42 |
We're just friends, right? |
| 01:15:45 |
Did you ever wonder if... |
| 01:15:51 |
be more than that? |
| 01:15:55 |
For about two seconds, before you had |
| 01:16:00 |
Look, Ollie, I like you, but... |
| 01:16:02 |
I'm not gonna be all heartbroken |
| 01:16:05 |
I know. |
| 01:16:07 |
Even if I took this job in the city, |
| 01:16:09 |
I'd still come back down here |
| 01:16:15 |
Why? I mean, you think I'm gonna |
| 01:16:21 |
- Maya... |
| 01:16:24 |
I gotta get back to work. |
| 01:16:28 |
If... if I don't... |
| 01:16:33 |
give me a call sometime when |
| 01:16:36 |
Come on... |
| 01:16:44 |
Shit. |
| 01:18:20 |
Hi, Daddy. |
| 01:18:22 |
Hey, baby. I'm sorry. |
| 01:18:25 |
It's OK. |
| 01:18:27 |
Listen. I'm sorry - |
| 01:18:33 |
I was wrong. And I didn't mean |
| 01:18:38 |
I know. Neither did I. |
| 01:18:44 |
- Daddy? |
| 01:18:46 |
Did Mommy like living in the city? |
| 01:18:50 |
Yeah, she did. |
| 01:18:55 |
Then I guess I'll love it too. |
| 01:18:58 |
Thanks, sweetheart. |
| 01:19:02 |
Thanks. |
| 01:19:07 |
You know, I still might make it to your |
| 01:19:11 |
I won't be mad if you miss it. |
| 01:19:16 |
OK, sweetie. Go back to sleep. |
| 01:19:23 |
Good night, Daddy. |
| 01:19:27 |
Good night. |
| 01:20:05 |
George Clooney's office |
| 01:20:08 |
The Angellotti Company. |
| 01:20:11 |
- Can I help you? |
| 01:20:13 |
My name's Oliver Trinke and I'm here to |
| 01:20:18 |
OK. |
| 01:20:19 |
Mr. Trinke is here. |
| 01:20:21 |
OK, I will. |
| 01:20:22 |
- They'll be about ten more minutes. |
| 01:20:27 |
- You can have a seat. |
| 01:20:35 |
Hello. |
| 01:20:37 |
Oh, my God... Hi! |
| 01:20:40 |
I'm here to see Brad. |
| 01:20:42 |
Yes! He's expecting you, sir. |
| 01:20:44 |
He apologizes, but he's stuck in traffic |
| 01:20:49 |
Why don't you just have a seat |
| 01:20:52 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:21:07 |
They love to keep you waiting, don't they? |
| 01:21:11 |
- Excuse me? |
| 01:21:16 |
Right. Yeah, yeah, they do. |
| 01:21:19 |
I think they think it gives them |
| 01:21:22 |
Well, it's about to give 'em |
| 01:21:25 |
'cause that's all they're gonna see |
| 01:21:28 |
You know anything about these guys? |
| 01:21:31 |
Only that they're the fastest-growing... |
| 01:21:33 |
"...firm in the business." |
| 01:21:37 |
All right, well... |
| 01:21:39 |
I guess that means |
| 01:21:42 |
I suppose. Unless these |
| 01:21:46 |
Right. And then those publicists |
| 01:21:49 |
to help spin the good publicity |
| 01:21:53 |
Of course, knowing publicists, |
| 01:21:56 |
to promote the fact |
| 01:21:57 |
that they hired the other publicists |
| 01:22:01 |
- Oh man! So what do you do? |
| 01:22:07 |
I didn't realize I was sitting here |
| 01:22:10 |
Well, to tell you the truth, |
| 01:22:14 |
At least not yet. |
| 01:22:16 |
These guys have been tryin' to steal me |
| 01:22:22 |
- Oh, the robot movie, right? |
| 01:22:25 |
I haven't gotten around to it yet. |
| 01:22:27 |
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot |
| 01:22:29 |
- I wanna see it... |
| 01:22:33 |
I have a kid. I don't get a chance |
| 01:22:36 |
unless they have singing crabs in 'em. |
| 01:22:38 |
Singing crabs? I saw that one. |
| 01:22:41 |
That's right. |
| 01:22:43 |
- How old is she? |
| 01:22:45 |
Yeah? Cool. |
| 01:22:47 |
Three kids? |
| 01:22:49 |
God. How do you find time |
| 01:22:52 |
Shoot, if I didn't have |
| 01:22:54 |
I wouldn't have to |
| 01:22:56 |
Right. |
| 01:22:58 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:23:00 |
- It's cool, though, isn't it? |
| 01:23:03 |
- You tell me. |
| 01:23:08 |
It has its moments. |
| 01:23:11 |
- What's your daughter's name? |
| 01:23:13 |
Damn! |
| 01:23:17 |
- Did you lose a bet? |
| 01:23:19 |
- No, it was my wife's name. |
| 01:23:24 |
She took you for half after she |
| 01:23:28 |
I can't blame it on her. |
| 01:23:32 |
She died in childbirth. So... |
| 01:23:37 |
- No, no, no, it's... |
| 01:23:39 |
- Don't worry about it. |
| 01:23:43 |
I didn't see your movie, |
| 01:23:47 |
This is exactly why people don't talk |
| 01:23:51 |
Probably. |
| 01:23:54 |
the fact that the guy who wrote "Parents |
| 01:23:59 |
completely makes up for it. |
| 01:24:02 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:24:04 |
- What's that? |
| 01:24:06 |
I mean, these kids today. From the |
| 01:24:11 |
My daughter has it all over me, |
| 01:24:14 |
Yeah, my middle one, my son? |
| 01:24:16 |
Every time I walk out of the house |
| 01:24:19 |
he says, |
| 01:24:21 |
I always pick somewhere close. |
| 01:24:24 |
"No, you don't. You love me all the way |
| 01:24:30 |
That's great. |
| 01:24:31 |
It take everything I got |
| 01:24:35 |
You get to spend time with them |
| 01:24:37 |
Oh, yeah. But if I was a smart man, |
| 01:24:41 |
I'd be at home |
| 01:24:47 |
But we all know that I'm not famous |
| 01:24:50 |
It's 'cause I'm, like, |
| 01:24:55 |
And I'm, like, |
| 01:25:00 |
Oh, man! But I'm definitely not |
| 01:25:07 |
You know... |
| 01:25:10 |
- It was really nice talking to you. |
| 01:25:13 |
- You out? |
| 01:25:16 |
Hey, you recommend these guys? |
| 01:25:18 |
Uh... only guy I can recommend |
| 01:25:22 |
Other than that, |
| 01:25:24 |
Whoa, whoa, hold on. |
| 01:25:28 |
No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play |
| 01:25:55 |
You want some rouge, |
| 01:25:57 |
Pinch my cheeks, kids' show or not, |
| 01:26:14 |
I'd like to welcome everyone |
| 01:26:18 |
Student/Family Fall Pageant. |
| 01:26:24 |
This is a celebration of |
| 01:26:28 |
so we hope you enjoy the show. |
| 01:26:30 |
Our first act is first-grader Cynthia Bodnar |
| 01:26:35 |
performing the song "Memory" |
| 01:26:46 |
And now Tracy Colelli, |
| 01:26:50 |
will perform with her parents |
| 01:27:08 |
And now, first-grader Martin Tobias |
| 01:27:14 |
Oh, boy, this is a popular song. |
| 01:27:17 |
..."Memory" from Cats. |
| 01:27:33 |
You gotta be kidding me! |
| 01:27:51 |
You couldn't make it easy on me, |
| 01:28:13 |
Honey, it's gonna be OK. |
| 01:28:17 |
You're next, Gertie. |
| 01:28:58 |
And now, we have something |
| 01:29:03 |
First-grader Gertrude Trinke |
| 01:29:07 |
Psst! |
| 01:29:12 |
- Just my grandfather. |
| 01:29:16 |
I'm sorry. First-grader Gertrude Trinke |
| 01:29:20 |
will be performing |
| 01:29:24 |
entitled "God, That's Good", |
| 01:31:01 |
Take this off. |
| 01:32:30 |
Shit. |
| 01:32:56 |
- I love you, Daddy. |
| 01:32:59 |
I love you so much. |
| 01:33:01 |
- You were great. |
| 01:33:10 |
You... guys... |
| 01:33:12 |
- were... great! |
| 01:33:17 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:33:19 |
Hey, Gertie! |
| 01:33:21 |
- Bye, Uncle Greenie. Bye, Uncle Block. |
| 01:33:27 |
- I'm startin' to like show business. |
| 01:33:29 |
Well, don't get caught up in the glory. |
| 01:33:34 |
- You know, sometimes I just wanna... |
| 01:33:40 |
I'm so tired of being your little geisha. |
| 01:33:43 |
You had me worried there for a minute. |
| 01:33:46 |
Yeah, who knew all those years |
| 01:33:50 |
Not about that, smart ass. |
| 01:33:54 |
- About moving away. |
| 01:33:58 |
Don't you wanna live alone again? |
| 01:34:01 |
Not as much as |
| 01:34:14 |
We're not going anywhere, Pop. |
| 01:34:23 |
You wanna go over there |
| 01:34:25 |
He's devastated about |
| 01:34:29 |
Aw! |
| 01:34:31 |
Pop! |
| 01:34:36 |
Hey, Princess! |
| 01:34:39 |
Look at you. |
| 01:34:42 |
Yeah, well, it might take me |
| 01:34:47 |
- May I? |
| 01:34:49 |
OK. |
| 01:34:52 |
I like to think |
| 01:34:56 |
Well, you showing up |
| 01:34:59 |
That was just about |
| 01:35:04 |
Honestly. |
| 01:35:07 |
Well... stick around. |
| 01:35:12 |
It may get even |
| 01:35:14 |
- Really? |
| 01:35:21 |
See? How was that for romance? |
| 01:35:27 |
I'll think about it. |
| 01:35:32 |
Do that. |
| 01:35:35 |
Ollie Trinke... |
| 01:36:01 |
Hey. |
| 01:36:03 |
Your kid's cuttin' a rug with that Maya. |
| 01:36:07 |
Uh... |
| 01:36:11 |
The sun even shines |
| 01:36:16 |
You getting a dog? |
| 01:36:24 |
Maya? |
| 01:36:26 |
- Can I dance with my dad now? |
| 01:36:29 |
Don't let him go, though, Gert. |
| 01:36:34 |
I know. |
| 01:36:38 |
Come here. |
| 01:36:41 |
- You wanna dance? |
| 01:36:44 |
- No. No city. |
| 01:36:49 |
God help us, yes, |
| 01:36:52 |
- And you're taking me to see Cats? |
| 01:36:58 |
- Thank you, Daddy. |
| 01:37:03 |
- You know why? |
| 01:37:06 |
'Cause you're the only thing |
