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Alvin And The Chipmunks
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It's going. It's going. |
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And it's gone. |
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Whatever. |
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Maybe we shouId take a break. |
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That's it. I can't take this anymore. |
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I can't. I give up. |
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I'm sick of struggIing for survivaI. |
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Competing with gophers and |
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...who aIways takes my nuts. |
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And I'm especiaIIy sick of this stupid... |
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...stupid tree. |
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-What's happening? |
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I think he made it angry. |
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I'm awake. |
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I'm up... |
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...and I'm Iate. |
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Demo. Dave SeviIIe. |
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Keys. Bag. |
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Pants. |
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I need pants. Pants are essentiaI. |
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CIaire. |
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-Dave. |
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How's it going? |
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I haven't seen you since.... |
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WeII, since you said you never wanted |
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So I guess it worked. |
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What a fun day that was. |
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Let me guess. |
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-Same oId Dave. |
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You know, |
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...who can't handIe |
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That was the oId Dave. |
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How about we get together, |
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Tomorrow night. My pIace. |
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-I.... |
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-No-- |
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Where are we? |
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WeII, I think they remodeIed our forest. |
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Where did the mountains go? |
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Give me a break. |
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Dave. |
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-Ian. |
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Hey, you ever seen the view |
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-No. They never Iet me past the Iobby. |
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Hey, back off, man, |
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Mr. SeviIIe, can I offer you |
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No. I'd hate to be a bother. |
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It's no probIem. |
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OmeIet station. |
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Can I get you some water |
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How about a shot |
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Maybe Iater. Thanks. |
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Let's taIk about your song, Dave. |
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WeII, as crazy as it sounds... |
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-...the originaI inspiration came to me-- |
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-What? |
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You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? |
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I need something new. |
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-That is new. |
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Dave, we go way back, aII right? |
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And we've both come a Iong way |
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I wanted to Iike that song, |
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If I wasn't your friend, |
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''Dave, you go right back |
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...and you keep writing music. |
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But I am your friend, |
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...that there is no sense |
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...that no one is ever, |
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Ever? |
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Excuse me. |
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Can I get some of that water? |
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We ran out. |
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Hey! |
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-Out of the way. |
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-...sIow down. |
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You stepped on my taiI. |
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Last one to the door is roadkiII. |
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I'm in. |
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What are these shiny things? |
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Theodore, we're Ieaving now. |
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Okay, this wasn't my best idea. |
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Maniac! |
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Back to tree. Back to tree. |
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Back to the dog. Back to the dog! |
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-Basket! Three o'cIock. |
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-This way. |
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Wait up. |
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-Jump. You've gotta reaIIy want it. |
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-I want it. |
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WiII you jump aIready? |
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Muffins. |
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Gross. Is this his house? |
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No. It's his garbage can. |
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This must be where he stores |
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As it came down to one-- |
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Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch |
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As the boa moves in for the attack... |
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...the mouse |
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The boa's sensitive tongue |
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The mouse crashes |
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Come on, baby. Come to papa! |
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HeIIo, gorgeous. |
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We've hit the mother Iode. |
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--tropical rainforest |
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This is the greatest day of my Iife. |
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Eureka! I found the cheese baIIs. |
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AIvin, what are you doing? |
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CannonbaII. |
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Quick. Hide. |
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Hurry, you guys. |
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Did I put these here? |
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There you are. I got you. |
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He's been out for quite a whiIe. |
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You guys, he's dead. |
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Don't panic. Wipe everything down. |
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I need three garbage bags, a shoveI, |
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...some Iatex gIoves and oregano, go! |
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Hang on, SherIock. He's coming to. |
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I must be hearing things. |
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Oh, this is trippy. |
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Sir, are you aII right? |
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Get back! |
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SquirreIs can't taIk. |
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Hey. |
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Watch it, genius. |
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We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. |
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Chipmunks can't taIk either. |
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Our Iips are moving |
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This is not happening. |
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I am not taIking to chipmunks. |
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So how's that working for you, Dave? |
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How do you know my name? |
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I'II fieId that one. |
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You reaIIy ought to pay |
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-You ever heard of a credit rating? |
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Hey. Hey. Hey. |
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Sorry. |
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He feII out of the tree at birth. |
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Can aII animaIs taIk? |
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WeII, I beIieve fish |
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Hey, Dave, do aII humans have houses |
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Dave likes to wear |
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Dirty underwear with little hairs |
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We're getting off on the wrong foot. |
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AIIow us to introduce ourseIves. |
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HeIIo, I'm Simon, the smart one. |
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-He's AIvin. |
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And I'm Theodore. |
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Oh, nice to meet you. |
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But we taIk. |
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Which makes me want you |
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It's creepy. UnnaturaI. Somewhat eviI. |
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I kind of Iiked him better |
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-Gotcha. |
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Don't do this, Dave. |
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We can gnaw right through this door. |
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Hi. |
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Oh, were we disturbing you? |
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What, you guys can sing too? |
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That's not singing. This is singing. |
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This is amazing. |
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Here, everyone inside. |
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-There you go. |
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AII right, here's the deaI. |
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You guys sing my songs, |
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No. Wait. Is breakfast incIuded? |
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I can Iive with that. |
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What about TV priviIeges? |
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Okay, but not after 7. |
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-Eight. |
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But don't teII your animaI friends, |
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...and find rabbits |
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FiIthy creatures, Dave. |
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Yeah, you're our onIy friend. |
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No, no, no. |
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Let's just start with me |
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Let me ask you. |
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-Yup. |
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Yup. |
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Oh, no! |
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Hurry back. |
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So, feIIas, aII we gotta do |
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-Hey, Dave. |
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My bad. |
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This is my sheet music. |
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AIvin. |
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This is not a HuIa-Hoop. |
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-KiIIjoy. |
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We're kids, Dave. |
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WeII, where are your parents? |
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When you're a chipmunk, your parents |
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Then they take off. |
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Our parents were hippies. |
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-I am Robert the Robot. |
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-It's after me. |
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-Sorry. |
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-I got it for Christmas Iast year. |
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Even though we've never |
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But we want to. |
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Yeah, you can never go wrong |
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Oh, maybe we can ceIebrate it |
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Yeah, maybe. |
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Look, I've had a Iong and weird day, |
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Come on. |
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We start work tomorrow. |
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I want you bright-eyed |
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My taiI isn't bushy tiII 9. |
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Not my probIem. Now go to sIeep. |
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I hope Christmas comes fast. |
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Me too. |
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Want a plane that loops the loop? |
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Loop. |
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Hoop. |
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HuIa-Hoop. |
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Here's troubIe. Fire in the hoIe! |
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What are you guys doing? |
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Nothing. What are you doing? |
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Stand back, Dave. She's gonna bIow! |
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I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. |
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-Hey. Where did it go? |
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You didn't see it? |
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How many fingers am I hoIding up? |
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Four. No, no, no. |
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-Wait, wait, wait-- |
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Six. FinaI answer is six. |
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Try these. |
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How's that? |
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Someone trashed your house. |
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It was cIean |
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WeII, we coIored for a whiIe, |
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Wanna see what we coIored? |
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ActuaIIy, I wanna pIay you |
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I wrote a song |
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We've put a few toaster waffIes |
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And we're not sharing. |
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Guys, we're gonna have food aII winter, |
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...it's gonna get gross |
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Bad, you know, |
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Let's go. Let's get to work. |
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AII right, you chipmunks. |
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-I'II say we are. |
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-Ready, Simon? |
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-Ready, Theodore? |
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AIvin? |
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AIvin? |
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This kicks a hamster wheeI's butt. |
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AIvin! |
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Okay! |
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Christmas, Christmastime is near |
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Time for toys and time for cheer |
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We've been good, but we can't last |
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Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast |
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Want a plane that loops the loop |
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Me, I want a Hula-Hoop |
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We can't hardly stand the wait |
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Please, Christmas, don't be late |
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What? |
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Dave Seville's in the lobby. |
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He says he won't leave |
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That Ioser again? |
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-Dave. |
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-Okay. |
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-It's your next big thing. |
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Don't say anything. |
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What the...? |
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Dave, don't do this to yourseIf, man. |
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They sing. |
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No. They don't. |
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They do. Just give me a second. |
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Come on, guys. |
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Want a plane that loops the loop |
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Me, I want a Hula-Hoop |
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You know, Dave... |
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...some peopIe might say |
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...that a grown man |
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And others wouId say, |
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A grown man bringing |
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...a big box |
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...who not onIy speak EngIish |
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They do sing. |
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Oh, you've been practicing. |
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Yeah. Okay, no. |
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...that I have a Iunch to go to. |
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I've got a Iunch to go to. |
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What was that? |
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Nothing. Nothing. |
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I thought my heart |
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We're not performing monkeys. |
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Why do we have to sing |
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WeII, how's this? |
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Pretend I need the money |
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...and you're staying at my pIace, |
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We're sorry, Dave. |
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Yeah, that heIps. |
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Never mind. I'm Iate for work. |
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Can we go with you? |
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What, so you can mess that up too? |
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You're going home. |
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Can I stand in your Iap and steer? |
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Oh, can we at Ieast beep the horn? |
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Never mind. |
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So sorry about the deIay. |
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But we're buiIding the suspense. |
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-Here he is. |
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Boy, am I jazzed about our |
| 00:28:02 |
That's Good-abIe Energy Bar |
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Right, Good-abIe. |
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Okay, here's the pitch. |
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We open on a group of Iethargic kids. |
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CIose-up on a IittIe girI's face. |
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Our customers don't Iike to think |
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CouId she be fIying a kite? |
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I Iike kites. |
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Good. |
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Okay, great. She's fIying a kite. |
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She's running with a kite. |
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She's tired and Iets go of the kite. |
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Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. |
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-But not too sad. |
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So she puIIs out |
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It's my mom. Sorry. |
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-Hi, Mom. |
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Theodore vacuumed up AIvin. |
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-AIvin. |
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-What? |
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Just stay caIm. |
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And there goes Theodore. |
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Look, I can't do this right now, okay? |
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I absoIuteIy understand but-- |
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Quick question. |
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How do you feeI about an indoor pooI? |
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Look, if you fIood my house, |
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Out on the street, capiche? |
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Mothers. |
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Why don't we come over here |
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You know, when I first saw these |
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...but then I Iooked again. |
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The ''size of Theodore's butt''? |
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Why don't we come back to that? |
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Anyway, 1 0 years ago, the market share |
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...was imperceptibIe |
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''How smart Simon thinks he is''? |
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Yeah, as opposed to |
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Who's Simon? |
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-I didn't-- |
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You know what? |
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Sounds good. |
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SpongeBob. You're 1 5 minutes late. |
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Sorry, Mr. Krabs, |
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He got away. Well.... |
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Guys. What's this about? |
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ObviousIy, Theodore's butt. |
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We toId you we coIored. |
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On my presentation boards? |
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We didn't know. |
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-We're sorry, Dave. |
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Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, |
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Why are my cIothes aII over the pIace? |
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We used them to mop up the water. |
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Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just--? |
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It's a raisin, Dave. |
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Prove it. |
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Okay, you got me. |
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I wanna taIk to aII you guys. |
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-AIvin? |
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AIvin. |
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Come on. Come on. |
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There's this new thing. |
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-Get out. |
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-Out. |
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You know, |
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...today wouId be at the top |
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And it's stiII earIy. |
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CIam it, sudsy. |
| 00:31:53 |
Okay. Guys, Iet me just put it |
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I have no job, no career, my house |
| 00:32:02 |
Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. |
| 00:32:07 |
That was weird. I guess I'm just a little |
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-Dinner. |
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I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye. |
| 00:32:19 |
That's haIf an hour. |
| 00:32:23 |
Who's CIaire? |
| 00:32:25 |
CIaire is Dave's mate. |
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She is not my mate. |
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She's my ex-mate. |
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Okay. This is great. |
| 00:32:36 |
Dave. Dave, reIax. |
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You just go get the food. |
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Why am I having a hard time |
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That hurts, Dave. That reaIIy hurts. |
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-Yeah. We're aII in this together, Dave. |
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No. Not Iike a famiIy. |
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Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move. |
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Right. |
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We aIso do offices |
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What's that smeII? |
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It's your coIogne. |
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What did you do? |
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We caII it scenting the area. |
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I gotta admit I'm surprised. |
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The pIace Iooks great. |
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WeII, Dave, we chipmunks |
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Yeah, I see that. |
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-Those bread sticks smeII great. |
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So when's dinner? |
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Guys, I don't know |
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...but it's just gonna be CIaire and me. |
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HoId the phone, Dave. |
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-We can't have-- |
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-Even if we-- |
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-We thought it-- |
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Jeez. |
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What a buzzkiII, man. |
| 00:34:02 |
-I never knew you couId cook this weII. |
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It takes Ionger. |
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WeII, I'm impressed. |
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-I've been seeing your photos. |
| 00:34:19 |
How about you, how's your job? |
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Great. Loving it. |
| 00:34:30 |
How do you think it's going? |
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TerribIe. They're not even sniffing |
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AIvin. Dave said that-- |
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Dave needs a IittIe heIp |
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And his assistant. |
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Get back here. |
| 00:34:43 |
You know, this is nice. |
| 00:34:45 |
Just two friends having dinner. |
| 00:34:48 |
No pressure. Nothing weird. |
| 00:34:58 |
My stereo does that aII the time. |
| 00:35:03 |
You were saying? |
| 00:35:05 |
Oh, nothing. I was just a IittIe nervous |
| 00:35:09 |
I wasn't sure if you thought |
| 00:35:12 |
A date? No. |
| 00:35:22 |
The wiring in my unit is shot. |
| 00:35:26 |
You shouId get an eIectrician |
| 00:35:28 |
I don't need anyone |
| 00:35:35 |
Okay. |
| 00:35:41 |
CouId you excuse me for a moment? |
| 00:35:53 |
Hey. |
| 00:35:56 |
Look, I know what you guys |
| 00:35:59 |
-Breath check. |
| 00:36:03 |
Dave, are you okay? |
| 00:36:05 |
Everything's fine. |
| 00:36:08 |
Why did you do that? |
| 00:36:09 |
I was just trying to heIp, Dave. |
| 00:36:13 |
WeII, stop heIping. |
| 00:36:20 |
I think I got something in my eye. |
| 00:36:21 |
Here. Let me see. |
| 00:36:24 |
Yeah. It Iooks reaIIy irritated. |
| 00:36:30 |
What was that? |
| 00:36:32 |
Oh, I thought I saw a rat. |
| 00:36:34 |
-A rat? |
| 00:36:35 |
Here, Iet's finish eating, huh? |
| 00:36:39 |
Tomorrow, I'm gonna caII |
| 00:36:45 |
-What? |
| 00:36:47 |
Dave? Dave? |
| 00:36:49 |
-TeII her she compIetes you. |
| 00:36:52 |
-You got it, Dave. |
| 00:36:54 |
Dave, Iet go. |
| 00:36:57 |
I'm sorry, CIaire. It's just.... |
| 00:37:01 |
I Iost my job, CIaire. |
| 00:37:04 |
And I guess I just needed a hug. |
| 00:37:05 |
WeII, why didn't you just say so? |
| 00:37:09 |
WeII, this is gonna sound |
| 00:37:13 |
No games. No fooIing around. |
| 00:37:16 |
-The truth? |
| 00:37:23 |
My Iife is being sabotaged |
| 00:37:33 |
-You know what? |
| 00:37:36 |
You haven't changed at aII. |
| 00:37:40 |
Wait. CIaire. Don't go. I can expIain. |
| 00:37:49 |
Chipmunks. |
| 00:37:54 |
You shouId've kissed her, Dave. |
| 00:37:56 |
She wanted you. |
| 00:37:57 |
AIvin, you're not heIping. |
| 00:37:59 |
Don't give up, Dave. |
| 00:38:00 |
Go away. Leave me aIone. |
| 00:38:02 |
Dave, wouId you Iike a cookie? |
| 00:38:04 |
I said, Ieave me aIone. |
| 00:38:10 |
Is it me, or was he a IittIe mad? |
| 00:38:14 |
I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. |
| 00:38:16 |
He reaIIy did have garIic breath. |
| 00:38:18 |
Yeah, weII-pIayed, guys. |
| 00:38:20 |
Idea. |
| 00:38:22 |
Who has cab fare? |
| 00:38:23 |
Cab fare? |
| 00:38:50 |
Dear fellas, I'm sorry, |
| 00:38:56 |
I don't know what made me think |
| 00:38:59 |
...when I can barely manage |
| 00:39:02 |
You should go back to your real home |
| 00:39:05 |
That's what's best for all of us. |
| 00:39:08 |
I'm sorry it has to be this way, but.... |
| 00:39:31 |
Guys? |
| 00:39:34 |
Simon, Theodore? |
| 00:39:40 |
Guys? |
| 00:39:44 |
AIvin? |
| 00:39:48 |
AIvin! |
| 00:39:54 |
Simon? |
| 00:39:59 |
Theodore? |
| 00:40:02 |
AIvin? |
| 00:40:05 |
AIvin. |
| 00:40:27 |
HeIIo? |
| 00:40:29 |
HeIIo? |
| 00:40:32 |
Kids. |
| 00:40:38 |
Christmas, Christmastime is near |
| 00:40:43 |
Time for toys and time for cheer |
| 00:40:48 |
We can't hardly stand the wait |
| 00:40:53 |
Please, Christmas, don't be late |
| 00:40:58 |
WeIcome to Jett Records. |
| 00:41:14 |
Okay. New ruIe. |
| 00:41:17 |
And not at aII unIess |
| 00:41:20 |
Were you worried about us, Dave? |
| 00:41:22 |
No. I just need to know, that's aII. |
| 00:41:24 |
Wait. If you're not worried, |
| 00:41:27 |
I need to know, okay? |
| 00:41:39 |
AIvin. |
| 00:41:45 |
Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. |
| 00:41:49 |
-Sorry. |
| 00:41:51 |
They keep you on your toes. |
| 00:41:53 |
Three boys. |
| 00:41:55 |
WeII, some days |
| 00:41:57 |
And some days |
| 00:42:00 |
...Ieave the box in the park |
| 00:42:12 |
Quick, hide. |
| 00:42:16 |
Guys, what's aII this? |
| 00:42:18 |
Toaster waffIes. |
| 00:42:20 |
You know, I can't afford |
| 00:42:24 |
-What? |
| 00:42:26 |
...I don't have a job anymo-- |
| 00:42:36 |
My song? |
| 00:42:39 |
-AII right. |
| 00:42:47 |
-HeIIo? |
| 00:42:50 |
Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? |
| 00:42:53 |
-Ian? |
| 00:42:56 |
Yeah. I'm Iistening to it right now. |
| 00:42:58 |
How did you--? When did--? |
| 00:42:59 |
Speed of business, baby. |
| 00:43:04 |
Got a friend in sateIIite radio, |
| 00:43:07 |
And that video of your IittIe guys, |
| 00:43:14 |
It's crazy. I gotta go. |
| 00:43:16 |
Hey, put some cIothes on those guys. |
| 00:43:25 |
We owed you, Dave. |
| 00:43:28 |
So we're good |
| 00:44:07 |
Soup's on. |
| 00:44:28 |
AIvin. |
| 00:44:41 |
So, what do you think? |
| 00:44:42 |
CooI. |
| 00:45:14 |
AII right. |
| 00:45:22 |
Toothbrush, huh? Okay. |
| 00:45:30 |
No. |
| 00:45:47 |
Dave... |
| 00:45:49 |
...are you awake? |
| 00:45:51 |
I am now. |
| 00:45:52 |
I had a nightmare. |
| 00:45:55 |
Can I sIeep with you? |
| 00:45:59 |
You won't even know I'm here. |
| 00:46:02 |
Okay. Sure. |
| 00:46:04 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:46:21 |
Theodore, that's not your side |
| 00:46:45 |
-Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. |
| 00:46:50 |
Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. |
| 00:46:51 |
On the first day of Christmas |
| 00:46:53 |
Come on, man, it's Christmas. |
| 00:46:56 |
Wake up, Iazy bones. |
| 00:46:57 |
Oh, yeah. Christmas. |
| 00:47:00 |
-Up and at them. |
| 00:47:02 |
-I'm coming |
| 00:47:04 |
Hurry up, Dad. |
| 00:47:05 |
-Dad? |
| 00:47:09 |
This is shaping up to be |
| 00:47:11 |
-You want to open mine first. |
| 00:47:14 |
-No, Dave, mine is better. |
| 00:47:17 |
Of course. |
| 00:47:21 |
AII right. Simon? |
| 00:47:27 |
Wow, it's a-- |
| 00:47:30 |
It's a paper-cIip compass. |
| 00:47:32 |
A paper-cIip compass. |
| 00:47:35 |
Me next. |
| 00:47:36 |
AIvin. |
| 00:47:43 |
-My waIIet. |
| 00:47:46 |
ReaIIy? I wanted to get you something |
| 00:47:49 |
And I have been using this |
| 00:47:52 |
Very thoughtfuI, AIvin. Thank you. |
| 00:47:54 |
Yeah, the Iook on your face |
| 00:47:58 |
Oh, niceIy done, Theodore. |
| 00:48:03 |
Let's see, it says, ''Merry Christmas. |
| 00:48:08 |
And it's got a nice picture |
| 00:48:12 |
Those aren't pineappIes. |
| 00:48:17 |
Look, feIIas. Let's make sure |
| 00:48:22 |
I'm not your.... |
| 00:48:25 |
You know, |
| 00:48:28 |
But you're Iike a dad. |
| 00:48:34 |
WeII, not reaIIy. |
| 00:48:36 |
I mean, we're friends for sure. |
| 00:48:39 |
And I write your music, you know, |
| 00:48:42 |
-Make us sweaters. |
| 00:48:45 |
Let us sIeep in your bed |
| 00:48:48 |
That's what friends do. |
| 00:48:53 |
So who wants to open their presents? |
| 00:48:55 |
-Is that a trick question? We do. |
| 00:48:57 |
-Presents. |
| 00:48:59 |
Presents. Presents. Presents. |
| 00:49:01 |
I can't wait to open mine first. |
| 00:49:03 |
EnveIopes. |
| 00:49:08 |
They're savings bonds. |
| 00:49:09 |
CooI. |
| 00:49:11 |
You know, in seven years, you're |
| 00:49:15 |
Do you maybe have any |
| 00:49:20 |
-AIvin, manners. |
| 00:49:23 |
Yeah. Thanks, Dave. |
| 00:49:29 |
-Ian? |
| 00:49:33 |
-AII right. |
| 00:49:35 |
Hey, there's pIenty more |
| 00:49:37 |
Bring them on in, feIIas. |
| 00:49:39 |
-Oh, yeah. |
| 00:49:41 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:49:43 |
-Taking care of my boys. |
| 00:49:46 |
Weird. What happened |
| 00:49:48 |
-Which one is mine? |
| 00:49:51 |
What did you get them? |
| 00:49:53 |
Savings bonds. |
| 00:49:54 |
Great. Just what every kid dreams of. |
| 00:49:57 |
You're in Iuck. |
| 00:49:59 |
-CooI. |
| 00:50:03 |
Is-- Is this for me? |
| 00:50:05 |
No, it's for Simon. |
| 00:50:07 |
-Theodore. |
| 00:50:10 |
-And AIvin. |
| 00:50:15 |
This is for you. |
| 00:50:17 |
Yeah, you're weIcome. |
| 00:50:19 |
And guess what, guys. |
| 00:50:20 |
UncIe Ian is gonna have |
| 00:50:24 |
That's right. Press, paparazzi. |
| 00:50:28 |
The whoIe nine yards. |
| 00:50:30 |
-Awesome. |
| 00:50:31 |
Yeah. Dave, you've got one week |
| 00:50:35 |
AII right? Something funky and fresh. |
| 00:50:37 |
-Peace. We out. |
| 00:50:39 |
-Merry Christmas. |
| 00:50:43 |
Mayday, mayday. |
| 00:50:46 |
This way, this way, this way. |
| 00:50:49 |
AII right. AII right. SettIe in, settIe in. |
| 00:50:54 |
It is a very speciaI night tonight. |
| 00:50:56 |
Here at Jett Records, we pride ourseIves |
| 00:51:03 |
Oh, and guess what. I did it again. |
| 00:51:06 |
Ladies and gentIemen, |
| 00:51:09 |
...give it up |
| 00:51:16 |
Yeah, in the place to be |
| 00:51:19 |
[ Skipped item nr. 648 ] |
| 00:51:19 |
Chipmunks on the M-I-C |
| 00:51:24 |
Everybody, can they do it? |
| 00:51:26 |
Can they do it? |
| 00:51:27 |
Come on, people, let's get to it |
| 00:51:29 |
Let's get to it |
| 00:51:31 |
Come on, shake, come on, roll |
| 00:51:35 |
Come on, shake, come on, roll |
| 00:51:39 |
I told the witch doctor |
| 00:51:43 |
I told the witch doctor |
| 00:51:46 |
And then the witch doctor |
| 00:51:50 |
He said: |
| 00:51:52 |
To the ting to the tang |
| 00:51:54 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:51:58 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:52:00 |
To the ting to the tang |
| 00:52:02 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:52:06 |
Yo, DJ, pump this party! |
| 00:52:07 |
Everybody, can they do it? |
| 00:52:10 |
-Can they do it? |
| 00:52:11 |
Come on, people, let's get to it |
| 00:52:13 |
Go! Go! Go! |
| 00:52:15 |
Come on, shake, come on, roll |
| 00:52:19 |
Come on, shake, come on, roll |
| 00:52:22 |
Alvin! Simon! Theodore! |
| 00:52:25 |
I told the witch doctor |
| 00:52:29 |
I told the witch doctor |
| 00:52:33 |
And then the witch doctor |
| 00:52:35 |
He said to me: |
| 00:52:42 |
To the ting to the tang |
| 00:52:44 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:52:48 |
You've been keeping love from me |
| 00:52:51 |
-And that's not very smart |
| 00:52:55 |
I went out and found myself someone |
| 00:53:05 |
My friend the witch doctor |
| 00:53:09 |
My friend the witch doctor |
| 00:53:13 |
I know that you'll be mine |
| 00:53:19 |
-Oh, baby, baby! |
| 00:53:22 |
To the ting to the tang |
| 00:53:24 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:53:28 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:53:29 |
To the ting to the tang |
| 00:53:31 |
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah |
| 00:53:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:46 |
AII right, party peopIe. |
| 00:53:49 |
Get on that dance fIoor, |
| 00:54:01 |
-Thank you. |
| 00:54:03 |
-You mind if I grab a few pics? |
| 00:54:07 |
-Not at aII. Fire away. |
| 00:54:09 |
I've got a new assignment. |
| 00:54:15 |
-Oh, this is AIvin, Simon and Theodore. |
| 00:54:18 |
-HeIIo. |
| 00:54:19 |
You're hot. |
| 00:54:22 |
Forgot you guys haven't officiaIIy met. |
| 00:54:29 |
So, Dave... |
| 00:54:31 |
...I'm sorry about that night. |
| 00:54:34 |
That I was insane? |
| 00:54:36 |
I totaIIy understand it. |
| 00:54:37 |
TaIking chipmunks. |
| 00:54:41 |
But Iook at you now. You've got |
| 00:54:46 |
You're Iike a famiIy. |
| 00:54:47 |
Don't say ''famiIy'' in front of Dave. |
| 00:54:50 |
-Like, cIear-the-room gas. |
| 00:54:55 |
He doesn't want a famiIy. |
| 00:54:56 |
Why don't you guys go and pIay |
| 00:54:59 |
Don't take it personaIIy, you guys. |
| 00:55:01 |
Some peopIe don't know a good thing |
| 00:55:04 |
Right, Dave? |
| 00:55:08 |
CIaire. |
| 00:55:10 |
No offense, big guy, |
| 00:55:21 |
Hey, what do you think of this? |
| 00:55:23 |
-What is it? |
| 00:55:26 |
That Iooks nothing Iike AIvin. |
| 00:55:28 |
WeII, yeah. It's a prototype. |
| 00:55:32 |
It's voice-activated. |
| 00:55:35 |
HeIIo, ugIy IittIe AIvin doII |
| 00:55:42 |
-See? You Iove it. It's Spanish. |
| 00:55:46 |
Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. |
| 00:55:47 |
We've got to expand |
| 00:55:50 |
I mean, forget about the music. |
| 00:55:52 |
The music is but a means |
| 00:55:56 |
I'm taIking about our own |
| 00:56:00 |
Chipmunk Heat, something Iike that. |
| 00:56:03 |
-I mean-- |
| 00:56:05 |
No, they're rats. |
| 00:56:06 |
And they couId make us both |
| 00:56:10 |
-...if you just Iet me work with them. |
| 00:56:14 |
Don't go against me on this, Dave. |
| 00:56:28 |
Has anyone tried |
| 00:56:31 |
I'II probabIy go into insuIin shock. |
| 00:56:34 |
Oh, a sweet, sweet, |
| 00:56:38 |
Hey, AIvster. Love the song, bro. |
| 00:56:42 |
-Up top. |
| 00:56:46 |
So I see you're enjoying my IittIe spread |
| 00:56:49 |
What am I taIking about? |
| 00:56:53 |
WeII, Dave says |
| 00:56:55 |
Dude, you're a rock star. |
| 00:56:59 |
I mean, you shouId be riding |
| 00:57:03 |
And you shouId be going to parties |
| 00:57:07 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:57:10 |
Look, AIvin, this is hard to say |
| 00:57:15 |
Dave's hoIding you back, you know. |
| 00:57:20 |
-Is that a Iot? |
| 00:57:22 |
Another thing-- I'm not gonna teII you. |
| 00:57:25 |
Look, behind your back, |
| 00:57:31 |
...''the rats.'' |
| 00:57:34 |
-Rats? |
| 00:57:37 |
WeII, don't Iet it bother you. |
| 00:57:41 |
And if there's anything you need, |
| 00:57:44 |
...give your uncIe Ian a caII, aII right? |
| 00:57:47 |
-Oh, right. |
| 00:57:55 |
Come on, paI. |
| 00:57:59 |
Get a wheeIchair. Move over! |
| 00:58:01 |
Hey, guys, Iook at me. |
| 00:58:09 |
AIvin. |
| 00:58:11 |
Can't heIp you, Simon. |
| 00:58:14 |
Hey, guys, |
| 00:58:18 |
Hey, Dave. |
| 00:58:19 |
What's going on in here? |
| 00:58:23 |
We are. |
| 00:58:28 |
-Who's that? |
| 00:58:32 |
She's aIso a masseuse. |
| 00:58:38 |
Come on, move over, road hog. |
| 00:58:41 |
Drive it or park it, paI. |
| 00:58:44 |
-Where did you get that game? |
| 00:58:46 |
Move it or Iose it! |
| 00:58:49 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:58:51 |
That's enough. |
| 00:58:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:58:56 |
Too bad. Where's Theodore? |
| 00:59:02 |
Spit it out. |
| 00:59:04 |
-Spit it out. |
| 00:59:08 |
Jett Records. |
| 00:59:10 |
Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. |
| 00:59:15 |
CouId you give us a minute? |
| 00:59:20 |
Guys, Iook, it's hard, I know. |
| 00:59:24 |
Three months ago, you were hanging out |
| 00:59:29 |
Major rock stars. |
| 00:59:32 |
Okay. Whatever. |
| 00:59:35 |
Major rock stars. |
| 00:59:40 |
Doesn't mean you can have or do |
| 00:59:43 |
WeII, UncIe Ian says |
| 00:59:45 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:59:47 |
He's not your uncIe. |
| 00:59:50 |
He aIso, David, said |
| 00:59:55 |
Guess what. |
| 00:59:58 |
And because I care, |
| 01:00:01 |
Just Iike storing nuts for the winter. |
| 01:00:03 |
Oh, winter's for Iosers. |
| 01:00:05 |
Yeah. ShouIdn't we have a say |
| 01:00:09 |
Where is aII this coming from? |
| 01:00:13 |
-Kids, Dave, or rats? |
| 01:00:17 |
WeII, UncIe Ian says |
| 01:00:20 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 01:00:23 |
...and don't think I'm watching out |
| 01:00:25 |
...why don't you go Iive |
| 01:00:38 |
Dave? |
| 01:00:41 |
Are you stiII mad at us? |
| 01:00:43 |
Dave? |
| 01:00:54 |
''Dear feIIas, I'm sorry, but.... |
| 01:00:58 |
You shouId go back |
| 01:01:02 |
I guess he reaIIy does want us to go. |
| 01:01:17 |
I toId you, Dave. |
| 01:01:19 |
I never Iose. |
| 01:01:47 |
Boys, weIcome to your new home. |
| 01:01:58 |
-Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. |
| 01:02:02 |
Can we pIay with aII this stuff? |
| 01:02:04 |
Sure, why not? It's your house. |
| 01:02:07 |
So, what are the ruIes around here? |
| 01:02:10 |
Oh, I do have one ruIe... |
| 01:02:13 |
-...that there are no ruIes! |
| 01:02:28 |
Four degrees eIevation. |
| 01:02:30 |
Six degrees azimuth. |
| 01:02:34 |
Fire! |
| 01:02:47 |
Prepare to face the fury |
| 01:02:50 |
Don't make me Iaugh. |
| 01:02:53 |
Pray for a quick demise, |
| 01:02:55 |
Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. |
| 01:03:06 |
Your kung fu is no match |
| 01:03:12 |
Sneak attack. |
| 01:03:16 |
Okay, Simon. That's enough. |
| 01:03:18 |
I'm finished now. Simon. |
| 01:03:20 |
-Hey, give me that. |
| 01:03:23 |
Oh, come on. |
| 01:03:27 |
-You had a turn. |
| 01:03:29 |
Give me that. |
| 01:03:33 |
Simon! |
| 01:03:35 |
-You got to try. |
| 01:03:40 |
-Scram. |
| 01:03:42 |
AIvin, you don't decide. |
| 01:03:57 |
-Why didn't the airbags depIoy? |
| 01:04:02 |
-Let's do it again. |
| 01:04:05 |
-PIaying hard? |
| 01:04:07 |
Good. |
| 01:04:09 |
Because tomorrow, you start working hard. |
| 01:04:14 |
WeII, Dave says that touring is no Iife |
| 01:04:17 |
For a normaI kid. |
| 01:04:20 |
-Yes. |
| 01:04:22 |
...Simon, Iet's get rid of these |
| 01:04:26 |
And try on these super cooI |
| 01:04:32 |
Oh, my God, oh. |
| 01:04:34 |
These wouId be great |
| 01:04:37 |
Your eyes wiII adjust. |
| 01:04:41 |
-Shotgun. |
| 01:04:43 |
AIvin-- |
| 01:05:35 |
Give me a big feIIa. AIvin, big, big. |
| 01:05:38 |
No hiding. Come on, come on. |
| 01:05:42 |
SeII it. Big smiIe. Yes. |
| 01:05:47 |
Good stuff. There you go. |
| 01:05:50 |
Strong. Give me some booty. |
| 01:05:52 |
Spank it. There you got it. |
| 01:06:03 |
If the Chipmunks Iike Crunchy NibbIes, |
| 01:06:07 |
Cut. |
| 01:06:10 |
Here we are. |
| 01:06:13 |
Okay? AII right? |
| 01:06:58 |
HoId it. |
| 01:07:00 |
We're not done. |
| 01:07:01 |
-You teII me. |
| 01:07:03 |
-What do you want? |
| 01:07:05 |
There's no button I can push |
| 01:07:08 |
You kidding? |
| 01:07:10 |
-What button do you want me to push? |
| 01:07:14 |
AII right, guys. Guess what your |
| 01:07:20 |
I Iove toffee. |
| 01:07:22 |
No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a-- |
| 01:07:27 |
...with whipped cream and carameI |
| 01:07:35 |
Enjoy. |
| 01:07:39 |
That ought to keep them awake. |
| 01:08:26 |
-Get munk'd |
| 01:08:28 |
Yeah, Chipmunks |
| 01:08:32 |
Hey, hey, hey |
| 01:08:33 |
Come and get munk'd |
| 01:08:36 |
Come and get munk'd with the Munks |
| 01:08:40 |
Come and get munk'd with the Munks |
| 01:08:41 |
Stop, stop. Come on, guys. |
| 01:08:45 |
We need more dry ice. We need more, |
| 01:08:50 |
We're the Chipmunks, |
| 01:08:52 |
This is absurd. |
| 01:08:55 |
And to be honest, the new songs |
| 01:08:59 |
WeII, you know what I think? I think |
| 01:09:03 |
It's aII about today's edge. |
| 01:09:05 |
Dave aIways said |
| 01:09:08 |
''Dave aIways said....'' |
| 01:09:09 |
You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. |
| 01:09:14 |
It's fun UncIe Ian, aII right? Okay? |
| 01:09:20 |
What are you--? What are you |
| 01:09:24 |
-Taffy. |
| 01:09:27 |
What do you do? |
| 01:09:28 |
-Choreography. |
| 01:09:31 |
-What is that? |
| 01:09:34 |
Oh, is it dancing? WeII, next time say, |
| 01:09:40 |
Who? Dave SeviIIe. |
| 01:09:44 |
Name rings a beII. A dead... |
| 01:09:47 |
...broken bell. |
| 01:09:48 |
-Just Iet me taIk to the guys. |
| 01:09:52 |
The boys are stiII stinging a IittIe bit |
| 01:09:55 |
-That's not what happened. |
| 01:09:59 |
So, what's this I hear |
| 01:10:01 |
You're taking them away |
| 01:10:04 |
No, 1 2 actuaIIy. |
| 01:10:07 |
TweIve? |
| 01:10:09 |
Look, I just wanted to say hi. |
| 01:10:12 |
They're doing great. |
| 01:10:15 |
Living large. |
| 01:10:16 |
Face it, Dave. They've moved on. |
| 01:10:20 |
-They're happy now. |
| 01:10:23 |
Put them on the phone. |
| 01:10:24 |
Yeah, I don't think |
| 01:10:27 |
Got a world tour, |
| 01:10:29 |
And these guys don't need |
| 01:10:31 |
-We'll send you a postcard. |
| 01:10:34 |
They're not ready for something |
| 01:10:37 |
-I'm gonna see them. |
| 01:10:40 |
-Ian? |
| 01:10:42 |
-Ian. |
| 01:10:50 |
Ian... |
| 01:10:52 |
...was that Dave? |
| 01:10:57 |
Yes. Yes, it was. |
| 01:11:00 |
He wanted me to Iet you know |
| 01:11:03 |
He's reaIIy, reaIIy happy. So.... AII right. |
| 01:11:06 |
And is he coming to the show? |
| 01:11:11 |
You know what? I sent him tickets. |
| 01:11:15 |
Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, |
| 01:11:21 |
Hey, come on. |
| 01:11:23 |
We're gonna have fun. |
| 01:11:26 |
I'II teII you what, you guys Iike |
| 01:11:29 |
I know a guy. Let me caII my guy. |
| 01:11:32 |
Hey, captain, come here. |
| 01:11:35 |
Listen. |
| 01:11:36 |
Dave SeviIIe. |
| 01:11:40 |
If he shows up tomorrow night, |
| 01:11:43 |
-Got it? Okay. |
| 01:12:01 |
UncIe Ian? |
| 01:12:08 |
-What are you doing here? |
| 01:12:12 |
I had a nightmare. |
| 01:12:14 |
Oh, you had a nightmare? |
| 01:12:17 |
I had a nightmare too. |
| 01:12:20 |
...I had to put together 37 dates |
| 01:12:27 |
And I had to coordinate 1 21 |
| 01:12:32 |
...in five different Ianguages. |
| 01:12:35 |
But you know what, Theo? |
| 01:12:38 |
...in my nightmare, when I open |
| 01:12:43 |
So is that a no? |
| 01:13:17 |
Guys... |
| 01:13:19 |
...I wanna go home. |
| 01:13:21 |
What do you mean? You are home. |
| 01:13:24 |
No, I mean, ''home'' home. |
| 01:13:27 |
You know, with Dave. |
| 01:13:29 |
But, Theodore, come on. |
| 01:13:33 |
Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't |
| 01:13:41 |
Here's Julianne Reynolds |
| 01:13:44 |
Too tired to rock? |
| 01:13:47 |
Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are |
| 01:13:51 |
Is it because of toaster waffle overload? |
| 01:13:55 |
It's hard to say. But manager-producer |
| 01:13:59 |
...the trio will make |
| 01:14:02 |
...on their highly anticipated world tour |
| 01:14:09 |
That's it. |
| 01:14:32 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:38 |
You three sound Iike |
| 01:14:42 |
-I'II cover for you. |
| 01:14:46 |
Can we get Wardrobe |
| 01:14:48 |
WeII? |
| 01:14:50 |
I couId give you a Iot of fancy terms, |
| 01:14:55 |
Okay, weII, give them a shot |
| 01:14:59 |
I've invested every dime I have |
| 01:15:02 |
They need a Iong rest. |
| 01:15:05 |
A Iong rest. Are you--? Okay. |
| 01:15:09 |
Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so.... |
| 01:15:12 |
I'II get them that rest. Thank you. |
| 01:15:15 |
Thank you so much. I wiII-- |
| 01:15:18 |
Chipmunk fever, catch it. |
| 01:15:22 |
Knock, knock. |
| 01:15:25 |
So Iisten, guys, |
| 01:15:28 |
And I don't feeI right about |
| 01:15:32 |
So you're gonna canceI the show? |
| 01:15:35 |
No. No, |
| 01:15:38 |
No. What I'm taIking about |
| 01:15:42 |
Isn't that Iike cheating? |
| 01:15:44 |
No, it's not Iike cheating. It's-- |
| 01:15:48 |
This is more Iike heIping. |
| 01:15:51 |
Just make sure that you mouth the |
| 01:15:55 |
-Otherwise, peopIe wiII know. |
| 01:16:00 |
-No. |
| 01:16:04 |
Yeah. See? |
| 01:16:07 |
AII right, guys, tighten up. |
| 01:16:09 |
And remember, mouth the words |
| 01:16:15 |
Love you. |
| 01:16:25 |
You know you got it made |
| 01:16:27 |
When you drop your Escalade |
| 01:16:29 |
Iced out, rocks hot |
| 01:16:32 |
Hey, gotta get that cream |
| 01:16:37 |
You know you got it made |
| 01:16:39 |
When you drop down |
| 01:16:42 |
All just for one day |
| 01:16:45 |
Gotta get that cream |
| 01:16:52 |
-Don't you know that's how they roll? |
| 01:16:58 |
Can you get down with the |
| 01:17:03 |
Baby, you know |
| 01:17:05 |
Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks |
| 01:17:15 |
Oh, come on, |
| 01:17:18 |
Sorry. |
| 01:17:20 |
Come on, here's Theodore |
| 01:17:22 |
You're here to stay |
| 01:17:25 |
And it don't stop, never, no |
| 01:17:30 |
-Gotta live the dream |
| 01:17:33 |
You're here to stay |
| 01:17:36 |
'Cause we gots it |
| 01:17:38 |
I Iove it. You Iove it? Chipmunk fever. |
| 01:17:47 |
Dave SeviIIe. |
| 01:17:49 |
No, there's no Dave SeviIIe |
| 01:17:52 |
You know what? That's fine. |
| 01:17:56 |
-No, I don't think so. |
| 01:17:59 |
He's my assistant. |
| 01:18:02 |
Okay. |
| 01:18:04 |
Thanks, CIaire. |
| 01:18:05 |
What's going on, Dave? |
| 01:18:10 |
I gotta get my boys back |
| 01:18:14 |
Your boys. |
| 01:18:15 |
I know that probabIy sounds weird |
| 01:18:18 |
It's a good weird, though. |
| 01:18:21 |
Because after aII I did to mess up |
| 01:18:24 |
-Dave, your boys. We shouId go. |
| 01:18:30 |
How we roll |
| 01:18:33 |
How we roll |
| 01:18:36 |
Come on, can you feel it? |
| 01:18:38 |
-How we roll |
| 01:18:43 |
If you're gonna do something, |
| 01:18:46 |
-You're press, remember? |
| 01:18:49 |
Roll |
| 01:18:54 |
-Let's go, paI. |
| 01:18:56 |
-I have a press pass. |
| 01:18:59 |
AIvin! AIvin! |
| 01:19:04 |
AIvin! |
| 01:19:07 |
-Dave! He's here. |
| 01:19:18 |
What's going on? |
| 01:19:20 |
AIvin, what are you doing? |
| 01:19:22 |
I'm sending a message |
| 01:19:25 |
-Sounds Iike a pIan to me. |
| 01:19:34 |
Come on, guys. |
| 01:19:38 |
Hey, Ian... |
| 01:19:40 |
...kiss my furry cheeks. |
| 01:19:45 |
Here, hoId on to that. |
| 01:19:47 |
Top of the morning to you. |
| 01:19:55 |
Get off my set. |
| 01:19:58 |
Are you ready to rock? |
| 01:20:01 |
Turn it up, girI. |
| 01:20:03 |
How we roll |
| 01:20:08 |
How we roll |
| 01:20:10 |
I feeI fine. |
| 01:20:13 |
AIvin, Simon, Theodore! |
| 01:20:18 |
Move, move. |
| 01:20:21 |
Let's go. |
| 01:20:25 |
-Get them. |
| 01:20:31 |
Hi. |
| 01:20:33 |
Bye. |
| 01:20:35 |
Eenie, meenie, minie, mo |
| 01:20:39 |
Miss a chipmunk because you're slow |
| 01:20:44 |
Watch your knees. |
| 01:20:46 |
-Sorry. |
| 01:20:50 |
A IittIe bit cIoser. |
| 01:20:52 |
Come on, right there. Perfect. |
| 01:20:56 |
He'II feeI that in the morning. |
| 01:21:00 |
-Guys. |
| 01:21:04 |
You're not going anywhere. |
| 01:21:07 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:21:08 |
-Put us down. |
| 01:21:11 |
-Hey. |
| 01:21:13 |
-You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? |
| 01:21:17 |
-No, wait. |
| 01:21:18 |
-Let us out of here. Let us out of here. |
| 01:21:21 |
What? Ian, they don't want this anymore. |
| 01:21:25 |
But the guy just Ieft. You shouId have |
| 01:21:29 |
Come back. |
| 01:21:32 |
Ian, they need a reaI Iife. |
| 01:21:36 |
Besides, they just ruined the concert. |
| 01:21:39 |
Word wiII get out, |
| 01:21:43 |
Dave, they're chipmunks who taIk. |
| 01:21:49 |
Guys, with me. |
| 01:21:51 |
Roll, that's how we roll |
| 01:22:04 |
You'II never take us aIive. |
| 01:22:06 |
They just did take us aIive, AIvin. |
| 01:22:09 |
It's a figure of speech, Simon. |
| 01:22:11 |
Instead of criticizing me, why not use |
| 01:22:28 |
Go, go, go. Go. |
| 01:22:39 |
Come on. |
| 01:22:48 |
Step on it, Dave. You're Iosing him. |
| 01:23:01 |
How did you guys...? |
| 01:23:03 |
We are taIking chipmunks, Dave. |
| 01:23:05 |
We can get out of a cat carrier. |
| 01:23:10 |
You came back for us. |
| 01:23:13 |
WeII, of course I came back. |
| 01:23:17 |
HoIy nuts. |
| 01:23:19 |
-What? |
| 01:23:22 |
Or did he just say ''famiIy''? |
| 01:23:25 |
I know... |
| 01:23:30 |
...but I reaIIy missed you guys. |
| 01:23:32 |
I missed you too, Dave. |
| 01:23:36 |
Me too. |
| 01:23:38 |
-So did AIvin. He's too cooI to admit it. |
| 01:23:45 |
Missed you too. |
| 01:23:48 |
Sorry, I had some sentimentaIity |
| 01:23:51 |
I just said, I missed you too. |
| 01:23:55 |
Whatever. |
| 01:23:57 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 01:24:01 |
I'II scream it from the rooftops. |
| 01:24:05 |
That's right. I Iove you, Dave. |
| 01:24:11 |
Come here. |
| 01:24:16 |
-Dave? |
| 01:24:18 |
Now can I steer? |
| 01:24:21 |
-I want to work the windshieId wipers. |
| 01:24:25 |
Have at it, feIIas. |
| 01:24:28 |
-I'm a good beeper. |
| 01:24:31 |
-Come on, Dave, drive faster. |
| 01:24:34 |
Dave, you drive Iike a sIeepy oId bear. |
| 01:24:37 |
-Okay, AIvin, that's enough. |
| 01:24:40 |
AIvin, I said that's enough. |
| 01:24:41 |
Hey, Iook, Dave, no paws. |
| 01:24:46 |
Hey, if you guys behave, maybe |
| 01:24:52 |
DeaI? |
| 01:25:13 |
No! |
| 01:25:27 |
CIaire. |
| 01:25:29 |
-Hey. |
| 01:25:32 |
-Hi, CIaire. |
| 01:25:35 |
-Hi, guys. |
| 01:25:37 |
And, for us cIassy chipmunks, |
| 01:25:42 |
Stupid cork. Doesn't-- |
| 01:25:52 |
I'm not gonna say it. |
| 01:25:55 |
Good grief. |
| 01:25:58 |
Are you stiII not gonna say it? |
| 01:26:00 |
Nope. |
| 01:26:05 |
I'm gonna say it. AIvin! |
| 01:26:12 |
Okay! |
| 01:26:27 |
Okay, guys, come on, |
| 01:26:30 |
Here we go, and sing. |
| 01:26:33 |
Come on, sing for your uncIe Ian. |
| 01:26:38 |
Why--? Why won't you sing? |
| 01:26:40 |
You know, I said, sing. |
| 01:26:43 |
Sing. |
