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Jhoom Barabar Jhoom
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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O Rabba come unravel the |
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O Rabba come unravel the |
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O Rabba come unravel the |
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Find no gain or loss within the |
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You're ablaze ablaze ablaze The |
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You're ablaze ablaze ablaze The |
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Our eyes they fly |
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The threads of our gazes collide |
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Drink the dew, that heady brew, |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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O when it strikes and |
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But when it hits, |
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Rabba.. |
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From every wound a little joy derive |
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Pain's the price of being alive |
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Rabba.. |
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Hear a little truth and |
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..They'll hum in chorus |
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They'll wax they'll wane and |
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They'll wax they'll wane and |
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Our eyes they fly like kites up high |
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The threads of our gazes collide |
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Drink the dew, that heady brew, |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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Sway this way this sway this |
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O Then there's no problem.. |
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Bulla Man!.. What's cooking? |
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Hullo.. |
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Buddy Boy! l make promise |
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What's up Sukesh Bhai? Relax relax! |
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Not so fast. First my commission. |
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Then take it. Or should l call |
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Why are you insulting your dad? |
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lnsulting? Take your commission, |
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- Hey not the whole shop, just take |
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And with this, four lottery tickets. |
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Two.. |
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Ok.. don't call me if lndia |
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Ok my lord.. go ahead take four.. |
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- Sorry. - Yeah right! |
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l'm not that type. l got class. |
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Why're you glaring at me? |
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You saw the way she glared |
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Forget it. Tickets.. |
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Bangladesh-Canada! Who |
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l want lndia-Pakistan! Rikki! |
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Oh no, an hour late! |
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O blimey! One hour late! |
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lf the apartment won't |
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..we'll fit the budget |
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Gotta go now.. Mum's |
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Yikes! |
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A man's gotta sit so |
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..just focus on your sandwich man, |
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Look it was an accident, |
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Never mind! |
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Ok.. ok, l also don't mind.. |
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Did l say you could sit? |
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And you didn't say l couldn't.. |
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They're all occupied. |
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Whatsup.. |
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Hasn't reached yet? |
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l swear by Chelsea l sent it |
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Whatchyasaying l won't lie |
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So what's your sun-sign? |
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Listen l'm already engaged.. |
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l've come to receive my fiance |
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So?! |
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What am l doing? Am l |
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Typical lndian mentality. |
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Sorry.. |
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Never mind.. |
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We all make mistakes.. |
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Me self Rikki.. Rikki Thukral.. |
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And l'm Alvira.. Alvira |
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Not typical lndian mentality.. |
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Thank God! |
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Napkin? |
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Take it.. |
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My best friend also Pakistani. |
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Huffy Bhai.. Hafeez Pathan, |
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He brings the latest lndian |
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l make copies of the DVDs |
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Marketing pirated DVDs.. Wow. |
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As if you've never watched |
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l don't watch lndian movies. |
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Whatchyasaying? |
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lt's true. |
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So you watch Pakistani movies? |
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l only watch foreign language films.. |
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..French, Chinese, lranian.. |
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At times Hollywood. |
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At times Hollywood! |
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And that's good. Which is why l'm not |
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Now Huffy Bhai and l are |
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My folks.. they love lndian movies.. |
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Papa wanted to name me Madhubala, |
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Alvira is very beautiful name. |
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Flirting again.. |
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Why should l.. l'm engaged |
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l've come to pick up my fiance too.. |
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..she's coming by the |
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Does she even have a name or |
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No she's nameless.. what a question! |
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So what's her name? |
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Anaida.. |
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So how did you two meet up? |
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First time, we met at the Hotel Ritz. |
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Ritz? |
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The one in Paris.. |
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The same one where the Princess |
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l was there that night.. Diana |
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l was just five feet away.. Had l |
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And then appeared Anaida.. Hundred |
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She was the Assistant |
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As Diana and Dodi reached the gate.. |
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..suddenly photographers popped |
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Everybody was looking at Diana.. |
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..but l was looking at Anaida |
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Diana-Dodi's story was |
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..and Rikki-Anaida's love |
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Haven't you heard.. |
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When two love-birds die |
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You were wearing a suit? |
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Yeah.. |
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You see.. |
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God made Man.. |
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.. And Tailor made Gentleman. |
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God made Man and after that |
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..Huffy Bhai says. |
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Can't imagine you in a suit. |
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Goodness.. |
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Such a historic moment and you're |
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Had you and Huffy Bhai gone to |
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We're also into antiques in a big |
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DVDs, property, antiques.. Wow. |
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Just not fashionable doing one |
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Huffy Bhai was bringing the seller |
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..and l was handling |
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And these antiques were |
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They would have rotted |
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..what's the harm if a few people |
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lt's 100%y hard earned money, madam. |
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Yeah right! |
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Want to hear the rest of the |
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After finishing the story. |
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We'd been waiting for more |
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l was getting desperate.. |
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..when would this deal get over.. |
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..and when would l celebrate |
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Hello.. |
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Rikki my darling! |
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Huffy Bhai.. |
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Where are you man? |
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Got stuck in Bombay.. |
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Whatchyasaying! |
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l'll get screwed.. |
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Cops snatched the goods darling.. |
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What about you? |
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Slipped out the moment l smelt |
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Nope.. they're all here.. |
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Better slip out Rikki, slipping |
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And look, just handle them with care. |
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They're babbling something in French. |
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l think they're cursing.. |
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Hello.. Monsieur, don't go.. |
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Hello.. hello.. |
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- Hello.. - Excuse me sir.. |
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Your bill.. |
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..please. |
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Huffy Bhai he's asking |
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He's climbing onto me Huffy Bhai. |
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One minute please..l |
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- Huffy Bhai. - Signature.. |
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You were staying at The |
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The antique seller coming from lndia |
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l didn't even have enough cash |
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Where was Anaida in all this? |
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Coming to that, boss.. |
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First let me get out of the room.. |
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Couldn't have walked out with the |
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..so l stuffed everything |
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..wore my clothes on top of |
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l'm Slim Shady, my Mamma's Slim Shady, |
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She was just two feet away.. |
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..she looked at me and said.. |
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Are you alright sir? |
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l died! |
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She was being so nice to me and |
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Check air-conditioning.. |
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Any call tell l back evening ok.. |
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Ok. |
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Keys.. |
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Signature sir! |
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Excuse me.. |
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Credit Card payment.. non.. |
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Why? |
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Last bill.. when did you pay? |
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Just paid before coming. |
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Credit card company says you haven't |
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Liars! |
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Never go for this card.. |
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Careful with that please.. |
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Lottery ticket.. |
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First prize one million pounds.. |
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At this moment you're holding |
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Monsieur Thukral, l'm sure you will |
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..you'll become a millionaire |
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..but the bill you'll |
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Anaida Madam.. |
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Now look.. |
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Just by living in France you |
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..you got lndian blood |
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Mon pere et mere etre Karachi. |
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Blood is Pakistani, Monsieur |
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Pakistani! |
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l was screwed.. she was going to |
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You lndians are amada to fight |
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Amada means..? |
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Don't you know what amada means? |
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Sorry l don't. |
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lt means ready.. always |
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l'm just amada to tell |
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Am l fighting with you? |
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Why would you fight with me? |
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l'm not even Pakistani. |
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l'm British you know.. |
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Oh you're British.. They what's the |
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So where was l? |
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..there was Anaida, in her chair, |
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What are these two going on about? |
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That l call the cops. |
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No no no need cops. Just think.. |
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..if this episode hadn't happened.. |
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if we'd met like normal people, the |
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Together we would've gone |
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..climbed to the |
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l love you Rikki! l love you Anaida! |
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l said watch it! |
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Ok.. ok. |
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Tell me what l have to do.. |
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Till the entire bill is |
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..even otherwise l'm yours.. |
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Just follow me.. |
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These stay with me. |
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Can l take off my clothes? |
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l'll drown in my sweat.. please.. |
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Where's the bathroom? |
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Solomon.. |
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Rikki.. |
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What a cruel woman this Anaida! |
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Hey.. |
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..you're talking about my fiance! |
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Sorry.. |
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After washing how many |
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What is my name? |
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Rikki Thukral. |
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Righto! |
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Ullu ka pattha.. |
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Paththa.. |
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Never mind.. try this.. |
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Harami! (Hindi swear word) |
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Harami.. |
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Well done! Harami means.. |
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Say it in Hindi.. |
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Why cry? |
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Madam.. |
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What do you want? |
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Me? Nothing.. |
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Hanky you want. |
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Just leave me alone.. |
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Take take.. |
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My best friend also Pakistani.. |
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No.. l have these.. |
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This special hanky.. |
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Makes beautiful face more beautifuler. |
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See.. tears going.. |
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..smile coming.. more beautifuler. |
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Merci.. |
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But why cry? |
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lt's Diana's funeral.. |
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Today? |
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Where? London? |
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l so badly wanted to go. |
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So don't feel sad.. |
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Let's both go to London.. |
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l couldn't get leave. |
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That's so unfair.. |
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No leave even for such |
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They really overwork you. |
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Look, but when you come to London |
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lt's small.. but very nice. |
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No.. |
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Actually, it's too small for you.. |
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Thukral.. |
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Want to go home? |
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lf l let you go my boss will fire me. |
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Believe me, Anaida madam.. |
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Moment you let me go l'll be back |
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But if you don't.. l will be screwed. |
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l will not allow anybody screw you.. |
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One chance, please. |
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Soon as l landed in London, l went |
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To offer flowers.. |
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You went to offer flowers? |
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l'd never waste money |
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l would think so. |
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Huffy Bhai is a die-hard |
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.. even now if you mention her name, |
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My instrument is broken, here l am, |
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My beloved is gone, here l am, |
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l'm in a mess Huffy Bhai.. - What? |
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Have to go back to Paris to settle |
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Have you gone mad? |
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Have we ever settled anything |
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No.. |
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But this time we will.. |
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lf Huffy Bhai says no, then |
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Now forget about it dear.. |
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l've been through hell and you're |
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Not just any photo.. look behind it. |
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We'll go dancing to Hollywood my |
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You won the lottery! Your Hollywood |
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We're going to Hollywood my boy, |
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Why are you stumped? |
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- Lost it.. - Not lost.. |
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- Who's that? - Hotel's manager.. |
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What does she look like? |
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- Not another word l understood |
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Had to leave the suitcase |
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She wasn't letting me leave.. |
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How many times have l told you, |
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..they snatch things that matter. |
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- Now go back and get |
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Without the money for the bill.. |
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Here.. |
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What all you make me do.. |
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Huffy Bhai must you lift |
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lf l move l'll lose my place. |
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Here. And don't tell that |
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Now get lost.. |
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l'll get you perfume from Paris. |
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Yea, l'll have a real perfume |
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l dreamt of going to Hollywood.. |
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..but the lottery ticket was |
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My heart was dying to live the |
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But l made my heart understand.. |
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Why would she go with you? Huffy |
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Settle the bill get |
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Hullu ke paththa! |
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What's baldy saying? |
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He says, can't believe you're back. |
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l had to.. My lottery |
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You came for the ticket? |
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And to settle the bill.. |
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..it's all there.. including |
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Good.. |
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Solomon.. |
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And my stuff? |
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Solomon.. his stuff. |
| 00:24:18 |
Harami why is she so touchy today? |
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Why angry? |
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My ticket! |
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Madam.. |
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What do you want? |
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That.. |
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What that? |
| 00:24:45 |
That which is in your hand.. |
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lt's in my hand.. so it's mine. |
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Whatchyasaying? |
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lt was in my purse.. which |
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- With whose permission |
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And if l hadn't let you go? |
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l'd have rotted away.. |
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And that didn't happen. |
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So? |
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So this ticket is.. My fee.. |
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Fees? |
| 00:25:16 |
For saving you.. How |
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Au'revoir.. |
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My God! What a creep.. |
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l know.. |
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So then how did you get engaged? |
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That's another story altogether.. |
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[ Skipped item nr. 392 ] |
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lf my eyes were a crystal palace blue |
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Walk right in, wouldn't you? |
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Just for one day if not two |
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What's life without you |
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Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, |
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A thread cut kite soaring away, |
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Give me all the pieces or |
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Or else give me back my |
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Ticket to Hollywood, |
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Give it back! |
| 00:26:38 |
Ticket to Hollywood, |
| 00:26:41 |
Give it back! |
| 00:26:43 |
Ticket to Hollywood, |
| 00:26:46 |
Give it back! |
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Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket |
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Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, |
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A thread cut kite soaring away, |
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Two inches off the ground you |
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Leave a hint, a footprint, |
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At the corner of that sidewalk, |
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Say the word and l'll wait |
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No, no monsieur, no, no, |
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Go get lost somehow |
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This is all you'll ever get, |
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Give it back! |
| 00:28:10 |
Ticket to Hollywood, |
| 00:28:13 |
Give it back! |
| 00:28:15 |
Ticket to Hollywood, |
| 00:28:18 |
Give it back! |
| 00:28:19 |
Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket |
| 00:28:24 |
Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket |
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Gimme gimme gimme, gimme my ticket |
| 00:28:45 |
Gimme gimme, gimme my ticket |
| 00:28:47 |
No no no no no no no, |
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No no no no, monsieur no no |
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My Ticket to Hollywood |
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My Ticket to Hollywood |
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lf my eyes were a crystal palace blue |
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Walk right in, wouldn't you? |
| 00:29:06 |
Just for one day if not two |
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What's life without you.. |
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lt's stubborn as a mule |
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So heartless it's uncool |
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When this heart gets set on something |
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You're the queen of France |
| 00:29:31 |
l'm just a whistler in a trance |
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Trust me baby where l come from |
| 00:29:39 |
No no monsieur, no no, |
| 00:29:43 |
Go get lost somehow |
| 00:29:45 |
Or else give me back, |
| 00:29:50 |
Ticket to Hollywood, |
| 00:29:55 |
Give it back! |
| 00:29:56 |
Ticket to Hollywood, |
| 00:29:59 |
Give it back! |
| 00:30:00 |
Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket |
| 00:30:05 |
Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket |
| 00:30:10 |
Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, |
| 00:30:14 |
A thread cut kite soaring away, |
| 00:30:19 |
Give it back.. |
| 00:30:36 |
Ticket to Hollywood! Ticket |
| 00:30:42 |
Okay enough.. it's not funny anymore. |
| 00:30:48 |
You want to go don't you? |
| 00:30:51 |
You go then.. |
| 00:30:54 |
Hollywood would suit you best.. |
| 00:30:59 |
Huffy Bhai and l wouldn't |
| 00:31:03 |
We got some kicks while waiting |
| 00:31:07 |
..that's enough for us.. |
| 00:31:12 |
You'll take pictures won't you.. |
| 00:31:17 |
..remember to send me.. |
| 00:31:19 |
l'll see Hollywood through your eyes. |
| 00:31:23 |
Take.. take.. |
| 00:31:26 |
To hell with your ticket.. |
| 00:31:29 |
Why did you make me run then? |
| 00:31:33 |
l want Thukral not the ticket.. |
| 00:31:35 |
l was waiting.. |
| 00:31:37 |
Thukral will come.. |
| 00:31:40 |
l will hug him.. |
| 00:31:42 |
..he will kiss me.. |
| 00:31:47 |
How many Thukrals do you know? |
| 00:31:50 |
Only one stupid, idiot, moron, Thukral |
| 00:31:52 |
..who came back for his lottery |
| 00:31:57 |
Whatchyasaying? |
| 00:31:59 |
Just go to hell.. |
| 00:32:03 |
Don't be angry.. please.. |
| 00:32:06 |
Thukral actually came back for you.. |
| 00:32:10 |
..all the time dreaming of |
| 00:32:15 |
Then why didn't he ask me? |
| 00:32:18 |
You're Miss World.. |
| 00:32:21 |
..and he's Rikki Thukral.. |
| 00:32:26 |
..even if he touched you, |
| 00:32:30 |
Didn't get spoiled using his hanky.. |
| 00:32:32 |
..in fact, became more beautifuler.. |
| 00:32:39 |
There'll only be one |
| 00:32:43 |
We can adjust.. |
| 00:32:46 |
..it's only for seven days.. |
| 00:32:49 |
Seven days that's it?! |
| 00:32:57 |
Thukral was thinking of adjusting |
| 00:33:02 |
Full life adjust. |
| 00:33:10 |
Ok.. |
| 00:33:13 |
Whatchyasaying?! |
| 00:33:16 |
l'm saying l love Thukral, you idiot. |
| 00:33:24 |
l love you Anaida! |
| 00:33:37 |
You sacrificed the ticket on her?! |
| 00:33:41 |
The moment she said my cut.. |
| 00:33:43 |
..that was the turning |
| 00:33:46 |
That's when l made up my mind, |
| 00:33:49 |
Ticket was no big deal, l'd |
| 00:33:51 |
Must admit.. |
| 00:33:54 |
What? |
| 00:33:55 |
You're a die-hard romantic. |
| 00:33:58 |
Whatchyasaying? |
| 00:34:00 |
Moment ago you couldn't even share |
| 00:34:04 |
And now what? |
| 00:34:06 |
Now.. |
| 00:34:08 |
..your turn.. tell me.. |
| 00:34:11 |
..how did you meet your fiance? |
| 00:34:14 |
Now don't be an aunty ji. |
| 00:34:16 |
Oh l get it.. arranged is it? |
| 00:34:20 |
Boy from Birmingham.. five figure |
| 00:34:24 |
- Hobbies cricket and.. - Rubbish.. |
| 00:34:27 |
So it's not arranged? |
| 00:34:31 |
Superman brought us together. |
| 00:34:34 |
He sells comic books? |
| 00:34:36 |
Have you been to Madame Tussaud's, |
| 00:34:38 |
Of course l've been.. |
| 00:34:40 |
..they have several |
| 00:34:43 |
Gandhi ji, Nehru ji, lndira |
| 00:34:47 |
..our good ol' Bachchan.. |
| 00:34:50 |
..very few of your Pakistanis.. |
| 00:34:55 |
Anyway.. so you went to Tussaud's .. |
| 00:34:57 |
.. with my cousin Humera.. |
| 00:34:59 |
There was a Superhero Special |
| 00:35:03 |
Batman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Superman.. |
| 00:35:06 |
..giant sized models everywhere.. |
| 00:35:08 |
Humera, my cousin was jumping from |
| 00:35:10 |
.. Aapi take a picture of this.. |
| 00:35:14 |
.. Aapi take a picture of that.. |
| 00:35:21 |
Watch out! |
| 00:35:39 |
lf the fake Superman had fallen |
| 00:35:44 |
But the real Superman saved my life.. |
| 00:35:48 |
l was dying to kiss him |
| 00:35:55 |
So.. you kissed him? |
| 00:35:59 |
Didn't even say l love you. |
| 00:36:01 |
l took an oath when l |
| 00:36:06 |
Dear God l will never fall in love with |
| 00:36:15 |
Please find a nice white-skin British |
| 00:36:22 |
Amen |
| 00:36:25 |
- Hello. - Hi.. |
| 00:36:28 |
Sorry, l'm on the phone |
| 00:36:29 |
Yeah this is Steve.. |
| 00:36:31 |
Bollocks! l've already said |
| 00:36:35 |
Don't ever call me again.. |
| 00:36:38 |
Your name's Steve? |
| 00:36:41 |
Yeah.. |
| 00:36:43 |
But you're.. |
| 00:36:46 |
Mum British.. |
| 00:36:49 |
Dad Punjabi.. |
| 00:36:50 |
Ouch! My foot.. God it hurts. |
| 00:36:54 |
Left or right? |
| 00:36:55 |
Both.. |
| 00:36:57 |
You were badly hurt? |
| 00:36:59 |
No silly.. l pretended |
| 00:37:03 |
Way to go boss, l'd |
| 00:37:06 |
..but what about the oath? |
| 00:37:10 |
He is half Brit isn't he.. |
| 00:37:11 |
..so l compromised. |
| 00:37:16 |
Must admit.. |
| 00:37:43 |
Drink something |
| 00:37:44 |
l'll have .. Pepsi! |
| 00:37:46 |
No not Pepsi, Seven Up.. |
| 00:37:49 |
Actually Tango.. |
| 00:37:50 |
..and chips, cookies |
| 00:37:57 |
l was praying that a |
| 00:37:59 |
..and Humera would vanish forever.. |
| 00:38:02 |
..and not ruin the foot massage. |
| 00:38:06 |
Those fingers were just magical |
| 00:38:17 |
Fingers so delicate, arms so strong.. |
| 00:38:21 |
..he carried me all the |
| 00:38:34 |
He was forcing Michelle to dance .. |
| 00:38:37 |
Michelle? |
| 00:38:38 |
Yeah.. that's her name.. |
| 00:38:42 |
Michelle didn't want to dance.. |
| 00:38:43 |
..but he insisted.. |
| 00:38:46 |
l stopped him .. |
| 00:38:48 |
He hit you so hard? |
| 00:38:52 |
Just a scratch. |
| 00:38:55 |
He's still going through |
| 00:38:59 |
So then you and Michelle .. Got |
| 00:39:06 |
She wasn't the one. |
| 00:39:09 |
O .. |
| 00:39:12 |
Your parents are amazing .. |
| 00:39:14 |
He barged into your bedroom |
| 00:39:16 |
Why would they .. he saved |
| 00:39:20 |
Papa-Mama had found |
| 00:39:23 |
Son-in-law! |
| 00:39:25 |
You met the thug an hour ago.. and |
| 00:39:29 |
Thug! |
| 00:39:30 |
With a foot-long scar on his face.. |
| 00:39:35 |
Forget it l'm not telling |
| 00:39:38 |
Ok sorry.. |
| 00:39:40 |
You get stuck in these small details. |
| 00:39:42 |
The flavour is all in |
| 00:39:46 |
How did he look.. |
| 00:39:48 |
What did he say.. |
| 00:39:50 |
How did he touch.. |
| 00:39:52 |
Where did he touch.. |
| 00:39:54 |
Ok so who touched what where? |
| 00:39:55 |
Good night. |
| 00:39:57 |
Don't let Superman bite. |
| 00:39:58 |
Good night. |
| 00:40:08 |
Shit! Phone number! |
| 00:40:12 |
Steve.. |
| 00:40:14 |
Steve! |
| 00:40:19 |
Hey Steve.. give me your |
| 00:40:27 |
Where would l have found him .. |
| 00:40:29 |
There are thousands of |
| 00:40:32 |
Next day was like hell .. |
| 00:40:35 |
..but when l came back from |
| 00:40:38 |
..then.. |
| 00:40:43 |
l'll get it! |
| 00:40:47 |
Hello? |
| 00:40:48 |
Hi .. |
| 00:40:50 |
Thanks for the flowers |
| 00:40:53 |
Can you walk alright ..? |
| 00:40:54 |
Just about .. |
| 00:40:56 |
Then you need another |
| 00:40:58 |
My car's waiting for you.. Bye.. |
| 00:41:00 |
Bye! |
| 00:41:14 |
Find it funny.. l was in such pain.. |
| 00:41:19 |
You lied.. |
| 00:41:21 |
lf you lie .. |
| 00:41:23 |
..it always catches up with you. |
| 00:41:25 |
Lie, go ahead and lie.. |
| 00:41:28 |
..but make sure it's palatable.. |
| 00:41:32 |
..Huffy Bhai says. |
| 00:41:34 |
So then you limped all |
| 00:42:14 |
l hopped, skipped and |
| 00:42:17 |
..but as l entered the edifice.. |
| 00:42:27 |
lt's not that l have holes |
| 00:42:29 |
..but this guy was bigger |
| 00:42:34 |
A snap of his fingers.. |
| 00:42:35 |
..and all the Bond Street beauties |
| 00:42:43 |
For a moment l was scared.. |
| 00:42:45 |
..then l thought, |
| 00:42:59 |
Hi Al .. |
| 00:43:01 |
Al? |
| 00:43:03 |
How do you know..? |
| 00:43:11 |
Friends call you Al.. |
| 00:43:14 |
Mama-Papa call you Allo .. |
| 00:43:19 |
Allo's cute .. |
| 00:43:20 |
Please! Sounds like the |
| 00:43:25 |
..Work at the House |
| 00:43:29 |
Visit the church every |
| 00:43:34 |
A five minute prayer. Five minutes. |
| 00:43:36 |
No more, no less. |
| 00:43:39 |
This guy's a police officer |
| 00:43:41 |
Are you a gangster or |
| 00:43:44 |
l haven't committed a crime? |
| 00:43:47 |
Yes you have.. |
| 00:43:48 |
..You made me fall in love with you. |
| 00:43:56 |
What do you do in such a huge office? |
| 00:44:01 |
Lemme guess .. |
| 00:44:03 |
..blackmailing. |
| 00:44:05 |
Pretty close. |
| 00:44:06 |
We're lawyers. Singh and |
| 00:44:11 |
You're Steve Singh of 'Singh |
| 00:44:15 |
You're so .. so .. |
| 00:44:18 |
Horrible? |
| 00:44:19 |
And young too.. |
| 00:44:22 |
Now explain the pictures.. |
| 00:44:26 |
You're not going to decorate |
| 00:44:29 |
Not a bad idea.. |
| 00:44:31 |
Steve! |
| 00:44:32 |
Okay look .. |
| 00:44:34 |
This company has a board of directors |
| 00:44:38 |
Good .. |
| 00:44:39 |
..now the board has decided .. |
| 00:44:41 |
..that l should propose to you .. |
| 00:44:45 |
Propose?! |
| 00:44:48 |
How does the board know about us? |
| 00:44:51 |
The board knows everything .. |
| 00:44:55 |
Ok. |
| 00:44:57 |
l don't care on whose |
| 00:45:00 |
..go ahead propose. l'm ready! |
| 00:45:04 |
The proposal is that you |
| 00:45:07 |
..for the Superman accident.. |
| 00:45:09 |
..and appoint me your lawyer.. |
| 00:45:14 |
But don't accept this proposal.. |
| 00:45:18 |
l've done my duty. |
| 00:45:20 |
l'll tell the Board of Directors.. |
| 00:45:23 |
..that you've refused. |
| 00:45:26 |
But why don't you want me |
| 00:45:31 |
lf l wasn't in love with |
| 00:45:36 |
Within seconds l would've gotten |
| 00:45:40 |
Within days.. l would've |
| 00:45:50 |
lf, l wasn't in love with you.. |
| 00:45:55 |
How much money? |
| 00:45:58 |
About a million .. |
| 00:45:59 |
Million pound! |
| 00:46:00 |
Wow! Million pounds? |
| 00:46:05 |
Champagne or juice? |
| 00:46:07 |
Ok.. |
| 00:46:09 |
Champagne okay or juice okay? |
| 00:46:11 |
l accept your offer.. ok. |
| 00:46:14 |
Al .. |
| 00:46:16 |
Can l call you Al? |
| 00:46:17 |
Hmm .. |
| 00:46:20 |
Al .. you don't have to |
| 00:46:24 |
But l want to get involved. |
| 00:46:26 |
You've done so much for me .. |
| 00:46:30 |
..the least l can do is help you. |
| 00:46:35 |
Al .. |
| 00:46:37 |
..you're such a simple girl.. |
| 00:46:39 |
Who says l'm simple? |
| 00:46:41 |
Come let's fix the deal .. |
| 00:46:44 |
..if we win you take your |
| 00:46:49 |
..but if we lose, it's your loss. |
| 00:46:53 |
Smart girl! |
| 00:46:55 |
Steve said the same thing. |
| 00:46:58 |
Smart girl. |
| 00:47:01 |
Okay .. deal. |
| 00:47:04 |
- To Superman! - To Superman! |
| 00:47:11 |
This isn't the right time. |
| 00:47:14 |
Why? |
| 00:47:16 |
lt's eight thirty.. |
| 00:47:21 |
Ms. Khan .. |
| 00:47:23 |
l'm your lawyer .. |
| 00:47:27 |
..our relationship should stay |
| 00:47:33 |
Till then .. |
| 00:47:36 |
Let's stay away. |
| 00:47:42 |
Too much.. |
| 00:47:44 |
lsn't it. |
| 00:47:46 |
Really too much. Really. |
| 00:47:51 |
How did he stop himself |
| 00:47:55 |
Not everybody can do that .. |
| 00:48:00 |
This is called self control. |
| 00:48:02 |
This is called.. class. |
| 00:48:06 |
Just look at her.. my client. |
| 00:48:08 |
Does she want riches? |
| 00:48:09 |
No. |
| 00:48:11 |
Does she want revenge? No my lord. |
| 00:48:13 |
She wants your compassion, |
| 00:48:17 |
..and my love.. |
| 00:48:23 |
Hey! Stay away from |
| 00:48:35 |
O they kill me, those tangy eyes |
| 00:48:37 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love |
| 00:48:39 |
Falling stars fill up my skies |
| 00:48:42 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love |
| 00:48:44 |
O they kill me, those tangy eyes |
| 00:48:46 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love |
| 00:48:48 |
Falling stars fill up my skies |
| 00:48:50 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love |
| 00:48:52 |
O when l steal a peek into your eyes |
| 00:48:57 |
You rob me of a breath |
| 00:49:01 |
O when l steal a peek into your eyes |
| 00:49:03 |
You rob me of a breath |
| 00:49:05 |
O shut them tight O shut those eyes |
| 00:49:08 |
They're raiders running red |
| 00:49:10 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:49:18 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:49:58 |
O the helpless trappings |
| 00:50:11 |
Of this brazen heart |
| 00:50:14 |
A night seems like eternity |
| 00:50:17 |
When it's spent apart |
| 00:50:19 |
Your love has made me many things |
| 00:50:22 |
A weaver, too, of dreams |
| 00:50:23 |
l lie awake a thousand years |
| 00:50:26 |
Sleep a thousand it seems |
| 00:50:28 |
When you drop your bashful gaze |
| 00:50:32 |
The stars come tumbling down |
| 00:50:37 |
O shut them tight O shut those eyes |
| 00:50:39 |
They're raiders running red |
| 00:50:41 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:50:49 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:50:58 |
The English court of Law decides |
| 00:51:26 |
To you, my plea |
| 00:51:31 |
Do your duty |
| 00:51:40 |
Touch my pulse |
| 00:51:44 |
And set me free |
| 00:51:47 |
Don't turn back for |
| 00:51:50 |
You might trip and tumble down |
| 00:51:53 |
With a foot thump swing |
| 00:51:55 |
This moment will come around |
| 00:51:57 |
When you drop your bashful gaze |
| 00:52:01 |
The stars come tumbling down |
| 00:52:05 |
O shut them tight O shut those eyes |
| 00:52:08 |
They're raiders running red |
| 00:52:10 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:52:14 |
Stay away, stay away, stay |
| 00:52:18 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:52:23 |
Stay away, stay away, stay |
| 00:52:27 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:52:36 |
Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay |
| 00:52:44 |
Hey! Stay away from the kiss of love |
| 00:52:53 |
So you two .. |
| 00:52:55 |
Got engaged. |
| 00:52:56 |
No l mean you and he .. you know .. |
| 00:53:01 |
..you had sex? |
| 00:53:03 |
We made love. |
| 00:53:07 |
Good good .. nice.. |
| 00:53:10 |
But your hero.. he's kind of filmi.. |
| 00:53:13 |
Much better than you. |
| 00:53:14 |
lsn't stingy in buying flowers |
| 00:53:18 |
He's much stingier than me.. |
| 00:53:21 |
..if he's such a millionaire why |
| 00:53:24 |
..why is he coming by train? |
| 00:53:25 |
Because of work.. |
| 00:53:27 |
..there's a case involving |
| 00:53:29 |
..which he's investigating |
| 00:53:32 |
Great now he's going to |
| 00:53:33 |
What? |
| 00:53:36 |
Ok fine he's not stingy .. |
| 00:53:38 |
..but he's still a lawyer .. |
| 00:53:40 |
..you be careful. |
| 00:53:42 |
How'd you know? You |
| 00:53:46 |
As if meeting him is going |
| 00:53:48 |
lt'll change your opinion of him. |
| 00:53:50 |
Fine, so we'll meet.. Just |
| 00:53:56 |
Oh blimey! |
| 00:53:58 |
Get going buddy. The train |
| 00:54:01 |
You took so long to tell the story. |
| 00:54:03 |
Because you kept interrupting. |
| 00:54:05 |
Let's not fight now. |
| 00:54:06 |
Ok. |
| 00:54:07 |
You carry on.. l'll just |
| 00:54:09 |
Doughnuts?! |
| 00:54:10 |
For Anaida.. she must be hungry. |
| 00:54:13 |
That's very sweet. |
| 00:54:15 |
l got class. |
| 00:54:17 |
Bye. |
| 00:54:18 |
Bye .. |
| 00:54:23 |
When did this train get here? |
| 00:54:25 |
Half an hour ago .. |
| 00:54:26 |
But wasn't it an hour late? |
| 00:54:28 |
Late?! Left Manchester on time.. |
| 00:54:32 |
Manchester?! What happened |
| 00:54:37 |
O blimey! Another hour late! |
| 00:55:38 |
Another hour late! |
| 00:55:41 |
Damn! |
| 00:55:42 |
Blimey! |
| 00:55:44 |
Coffee? |
| 00:55:47 |
Only coffee. |
| 00:55:49 |
l'll have a doughnut with my coffee. |
| 00:55:51 |
No! l don't mean that .. |
| 00:55:54 |
..only coffee, nothing else .. |
| 00:55:57 |
..you know. |
| 00:55:58 |
l know l know .. l love Anaida. |
| 00:56:01 |
So? l love Steve. |
| 00:56:03 |
Steve seems the cuppa tea type.. |
| 00:56:05 |
No cuppa tea, only coffee.. |
| 00:56:07 |
Our eyes they fly like kites up high |
| 00:56:10 |
The threads of our gazes collide |
| 00:56:13 |
Drink the dew, that heady brew |
| 00:56:15 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:56:20 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:56:25 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:56:31 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:56:52 |
Disgusting. |
| 00:56:55 |
She's nice.. why disgusting? |
| 00:56:57 |
Not her. You're disgusting. |
| 00:56:58 |
You're worse than my neighbour. |
| 00:57:02 |
What does he do? |
| 00:57:03 |
Lives in the house right |
| 00:57:05 |
Whenever l'm in my room he spies |
| 00:57:11 |
You must be doing something |
| 00:57:13 |
Me? |
| 00:57:16 |
Aho! Aho! Aho! |
| 00:57:21 |
l don't do anything.. |
| 00:57:25 |
C'mon game. |
| 00:57:27 |
l'm not playing. |
| 00:57:30 |
First you'll do one thing that you've |
| 00:57:34 |
Then l'll do one thing that l've |
| 00:57:38 |
l've done everything.. |
| 00:57:40 |
Your turn first.. follow me. |
| 00:57:42 |
l'm not going anywhere.. we play |
| 00:57:49 |
l'm not that kinda guy.. |
| 00:57:53 |
lf l wanted to kiss |
| 00:57:56 |
This is the limit. |
| 00:57:57 |
You.. just forget it. |
| 00:58:00 |
Just sip the coffee and |
| 00:58:04 |
Sorry. |
| 00:58:11 |
Go up on that escalator. |
| 00:58:13 |
But it's coming down. |
| 00:58:15 |
So? You've never climbed up an |
| 00:58:17 |
l have. Many times. |
| 00:58:19 |
Off you go. This is the game. |
| 00:58:22 |
This is crazy. |
| 00:58:23 |
l don't bother for it.. |
| 00:58:27 |
Hold this. |
| 00:58:32 |
Get started.. |
| 00:58:35 |
You gone crazy. |
| 00:58:36 |
Mind your own business. |
| 00:58:38 |
This escalator's coming down. |
| 00:58:40 |
Oh really l didn't know. |
| 00:58:41 |
You'll hurt yourself. |
| 00:58:42 |
Keep quite! |
| 00:58:44 |
ldiot! |
| 00:58:45 |
Moron! |
| 00:58:50 |
Not bad. |
| 00:58:58 |
Ok. |
| 00:59:06 |
Ok my turn next. |
| 00:59:09 |
Rikki eveready.. |
| 00:59:12 |
Have you ever gotten a tattoo done? |
| 00:59:14 |
No. |
| 00:59:15 |
Have you? |
| 00:59:17 |
Liar.. show. |
| 00:59:19 |
Can't.. it's here.. |
| 00:59:25 |
l'm not doing anything |
| 00:59:30 |
God you're impossible. Hold this.. |
| 00:59:34 |
Higher.. |
| 00:59:38 |
Here. |
| 00:59:42 |
Happy.. ? |
| 00:59:44 |
But what is it? |
| 00:59:45 |
Butterfly. |
| 00:59:47 |
Oh. |
| 00:59:49 |
Show again. |
| 00:59:51 |
You wish! C'mon! |
| 00:59:59 |
Bring it on big mamma.. kill me.. |
| 01:00:03 |
Boom Shankar! |
| 01:00:13 |
Just imagine.. |
| 01:00:15 |
..if you and l were not engaged.. |
| 01:00:21 |
..and Anaida and Steve had bumped |
| 01:00:28 |
Now just suppose.. |
| 01:00:30 |
..if Steve-Anaida had met.. |
| 01:00:33 |
..chatted up.. |
| 01:00:34 |
..you think they would've hit it off? |
| 01:00:38 |
Fallen in love? |
| 01:00:45 |
Then Steve would've |
| 01:00:48 |
..and Anaida would've |
| 01:00:52 |
Then what would've happened |
| 01:00:57 |
You flirting? |
| 01:00:58 |
What do you mean by Rikki and Alvira? |
| 01:01:00 |
Why don't you just say you and l.. |
| 01:01:02 |
Right ok.. |
| 01:01:04 |
..if we had met, just like that.. |
| 01:01:08 |
l mean.. |
| 01:01:09 |
..if Steve and Anaida were |
| 01:01:13 |
Then what would've happened? |
| 01:01:20 |
Say.. |
| 01:01:53 |
Pluck threads of light from |
| 01:02:04 |
And knit yourself a veil |
| 01:02:14 |
Pluck threads of light from |
| 01:02:20 |
And knit yourself a veil |
| 01:02:24 |
lf l'm shy l'll face |
| 01:02:30 |
Entwine your breath in mine |
| 01:02:36 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:02:41 |
Your lips so halke |
| 01:02:46 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:02:52 |
Your lips so halke |
| 01:03:35 |
Here's the Taj Mahal. |
| 01:03:37 |
A red stone Taj? |
| 01:03:40 |
lt is the Taj. Someone's |
| 01:03:43 |
Tell me this monument's |
| 01:03:50 |
King Humayun's Tomb. |
| 01:03:53 |
Didn't have the money to take you |
| 01:03:56 |
Sorry. |
| 01:03:59 |
From today Humayun's Tomb |
| 01:04:05 |
As beautiful as our love.. |
| 01:04:13 |
Come exchange your sleep for mine |
| 01:04:18 |
Give me a dream, take one from me |
| 01:04:23 |
There's one dream trapped |
| 01:04:29 |
One beneath a pillow moon |
| 01:04:34 |
Let's put to bed this sleepless sky |
| 01:04:43 |
Come join me in a lullabye |
| 01:04:46 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:04:51 |
Your lips so halke |
| 01:04:56 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:05:02 |
Your lips so halke |
| 01:05:33 |
One should cover their head before |
| 01:05:38 |
Even in the Dargah. |
| 01:05:44 |
Must cleanse your body before |
| 01:05:48 |
Same at the Dargah. |
| 01:06:01 |
What l get from my Guru, will |
| 01:06:04 |
They both house the love divine.. |
| 01:06:06 |
My devotion is your devotion.. |
| 01:06:11 |
Your love is my love.. |
| 01:06:14 |
lt took us an endless age to say |
| 01:06:19 |
Two words, one eternal thought |
| 01:06:25 |
That one day seemed a hundred years |
| 01:06:30 |
Another hundred the night forgot |
| 01:06:36 |
How would it be if soft, |
| 01:06:41 |
Eternity were in a moment caught |
| 01:06:58 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:07:03 |
Your lips so halke halke |
| 01:07:18 |
Taj! |
| 01:07:20 |
No, Humayun's Tomb. |
| 01:07:26 |
As beautiful as our love. |
| 01:07:31 |
No profit, no loss, |
| 01:07:35 |
Love infinite love.. |
| 01:07:40 |
Marry me. |
| 01:07:46 |
Then every year we'll celebrate |
| 01:07:49 |
..right here at Taj. |
| 01:07:55 |
Every year Taj? |
| 01:07:59 |
Promise. |
| 01:08:03 |
l accept. |
| 01:08:07 |
Pluck threads of light from |
| 01:08:18 |
And knit yourself a veil |
| 01:08:27 |
lf l'm shy l'll face |
| 01:08:30 |
Your warm embrace |
| 01:08:33 |
Entwine your breath in mine |
| 01:08:39 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:08:44 |
Your lips so halke halke |
| 01:08:50 |
Hold me halke halke |
| 01:08:55 |
Your lips so halke halke |
| 01:09:09 |
So.. |
| 01:09:13 |
What would've happened |
| 01:09:15 |
..if Steve and Anaida |
| 01:09:17 |
What would've happened? |
| 01:09:25 |
Right.. |
| 01:09:27 |
.. war. |
| 01:09:29 |
Nothing else could've happened. |
| 01:09:34 |
No chance at all.. |
| 01:09:35 |
The train coming in from Birmingham |
| 01:09:40 |
Sorry for the inconvenience. |
| 01:09:46 |
Train's come too soon. |
| 01:09:49 |
Soon? |
| 01:09:51 |
Late by two hours.. |
| 01:09:55 |
Late it is but still |
| 01:10:00 |
Sorry? |
| 01:10:04 |
You go get your doughnuts. |
| 01:10:12 |
Bye. |
| 00:00:04 |
You don't have my number? |
| 00:00:05 |
Why should l? |
| 00:00:07 |
May come handy.. |
| 00:00:11 |
Flirting again.. ? |
| 00:00:14 |
Marketing.. |
| 00:00:19 |
Ok.. |
| 00:00:21 |
My number's 7902653241 . |
| 00:00:26 |
ln case you ever need a lawyer.. |
| 00:00:28 |
Why would l want to sue anyone? |
| 00:00:30 |
Keep it.. may come handy. |
| 00:00:33 |
Bye. |
| 00:00:41 |
Hey Jajjan, cuppa tea here. |
| 00:00:48 |
Yeah.. am on my way. |
| 00:00:50 |
Yeah |
| 00:00:52 |
..where are you? Been waiting |
| 00:00:55 |
At the station, couldn't wait at the |
| 00:01:00 |
Now why would l lie.. |
| 00:01:04 |
Ok. l'm coming.. |
| 00:01:06 |
Relax my dear.. l am here.. |
| 00:01:09 |
Coming to meet you Huffy Bhai! |
| 00:01:12 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:01:13 |
You're following Karachi time, |
| 00:01:15 |
Salawalekum Phupho (Aunty) Hi Humera! |
| 00:01:19 |
How was the trip? |
| 00:01:22 |
Give me.. l'll take that. |
| 00:01:25 |
Let's go.. - Ok.. come along. |
| 00:01:33 |
Hang on, let's have tea first.. |
| 00:01:35 |
Not here. |
| 00:01:36 |
Five minutes wont bring calamity. |
| 00:01:39 |
lt will.. big calamity.. |
| 00:01:40 |
Ok.. |
| 00:01:41 |
Hey boys, we gotta go now.. |
| 00:01:43 |
Tea.. |
| 00:01:45 |
Tea? |
| 00:01:46 |
Tea.. |
| 00:01:47 |
Let them guzzle tea.. |
| 00:01:49 |
This is going to kill our |
| 00:01:53 |
Boys, Partner has got |
| 00:01:55 |
..they're hunting out |
| 00:02:03 |
You guys can travel alone from |
| 00:02:05 |
.. but not from the station to home? |
| 00:02:08 |
l'm not coming to receive |
| 00:02:10 |
Shahriyar Bhai's coming tomorrow |
| 00:02:12 |
..You two are getting married. |
| 00:02:14 |
What?! |
| 00:02:15 |
Now don't start |
| 00:02:17 |
..you're not getting |
| 00:02:19 |
Take this. |
| 00:02:20 |
l can't Aapi.. l'm tired. |
| 00:02:22 |
Hold it or l'll sock you! |
| 00:02:25 |
Hello Neil where are you? |
| 00:02:27 |
lt's a crisis, come |
| 00:02:30 |
l'm in love! |
| 00:02:36 |
O this love's a repeat offender, |
| 00:02:46 |
Though l try to save |
| 00:02:50 |
..it surrenders |
| 00:02:56 |
lf someone finds a way in, |
| 00:03:01 |
Again and again and again, don't fling |
| 00:03:06 |
..don't fling a dart at |
| 00:03:11 |
Our eyes they fly like kites up high |
| 00:03:14 |
The threads of our gazes collide |
| 00:03:17 |
Drink the dew, that heady brew |
| 00:03:19 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:03:29 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:04:20 |
Huffy Bhai.. |
| 00:04:23 |
l'm in love. |
| 00:04:26 |
She's an amazing girl. |
| 00:04:29 |
That's why she's already engaged? |
| 00:04:33 |
Tell me what should l do? |
| 00:04:35 |
Show me the way. |
| 00:04:37 |
Rikki darling, you.. |
| 00:04:38 |
lt squeaks. |
| 00:04:40 |
We'll oil it. |
| 00:04:41 |
lf it still squeaks? |
| 00:04:43 |
We'll oil it some more. |
| 00:04:44 |
lf it still squeaks.. |
| 00:04:45 |
Then we'll pour the oil on |
| 00:04:49 |
- Rikki relax.. - What |
| 00:04:51 |
They'll pay 300 month for rent and |
| 00:04:53 |
Look you've seen the |
| 00:04:57 |
That's how much we show.. |
| 00:04:59 |
We'll call if we want |
| 00:05:01 |
Yes yes, we'll call.. |
| 00:05:04 |
Where've these bums landed from? |
| 00:05:05 |
Bhatinda. |
| 00:05:06 |
Whatchyasaying? Not from my Bhatinda. |
| 00:05:09 |
Relax darling.. just relax.. |
| 00:05:12 |
How can l relax.. Some other |
| 00:05:16 |
Even if she hadn't trapped him, |
| 00:05:19 |
For him you're already engaged. |
| 00:05:22 |
You're amazing innit.. |
| 00:05:24 |
Even if you were actually engaged, |
| 00:05:27 |
Looked kinda dodgy at first. |
| 00:05:30 |
So to avoid him l cooked up the lie. |
| 00:05:32 |
She wasn't even willing |
| 00:05:34 |
..only when l told her l'm |
| 00:05:42 |
What a story l cooked up Huffy |
| 00:05:47 |
That's my boy! |
| 00:05:48 |
- But isn't he a brownie? |
| 00:05:51 |
But he's so romantic so romantic.. |
| 00:05:54 |
Slow down darling dead-end ahead. |
| 00:05:57 |
How was l to know after |
| 00:06:00 |
l'd want to spend my |
| 00:06:04 |
Ah well said darling well said.. |
| 00:06:10 |
There wouldn't have been this |
| 00:06:14 |
Well said my boy.. well said.. |
| 00:06:17 |
Huffy Bhai.. |
| 00:06:18 |
Yes darling.. |
| 00:06:19 |
Why didn't l meet her first? |
| 00:06:20 |
Ask her next time, if you meet her.. |
| 00:06:23 |
And listen, take it forward |
| 00:06:54 |
Sorry.. |
| 00:06:58 |
l'm breaking that 'dark |
| 00:07:02 |
You understand don't you. |
| 00:07:04 |
Actually he isn't even so dark, |
| 00:07:06 |
He's more on the wheatish side.. |
| 00:07:09 |
Anyway you know it all.. |
| 00:07:12 |
Help me. Please. |
| 00:07:14 |
Amen. |
| 00:07:25 |
She'll go crazy about me.. |
| 00:07:27 |
..she'll spend the rest |
| 00:07:30 |
First she cut your call.. |
| 00:07:32 |
..and now she's turned it off. |
| 00:07:42 |
l'm getting a call from Punjab.. |
| 00:07:45 |
l've called Punjab your |
| 00:07:48 |
My man is in Punjab he'll.. |
| 00:07:51 |
Damn it l'm in Punjab right now, |
| 00:07:59 |
Come on my boy don't cry.. |
| 00:08:01 |
..we'll get you another toy. |
| 00:08:04 |
l will get that one.. |
| 00:08:07 |
..just watch. |
| 00:08:09 |
Really?! |
| 00:08:18 |
l'm going to get fired |
| 00:08:21 |
Get me a job at your showroom.. |
| 00:08:23 |
..and l'll listen to your |
| 00:08:25 |
Rikki called! |
| 00:08:26 |
No! What did he say? |
| 00:08:28 |
l didn't get to talk to him.. Forgot |
| 00:08:31 |
ldiot!.. Call now. |
| 00:08:36 |
Don't let this tangle ruin our |
| 00:08:45 |
l'm in New York right now, |
| 00:08:48 |
Rikki Thukral this is Alvira Khan. |
| 00:08:51 |
Attitude! Remember she cut you off.. |
| 00:08:56 |
Alvira who? |
| 00:08:58 |
Alvira who! |
| 00:08:59 |
He said Alvira who! |
| 00:09:00 |
You hang up.. right now! |
| 00:09:01 |
Right. |
| 00:09:04 |
Hello.. |
| 00:09:05 |
Oh Alvira Khan.. |
| 00:09:08 |
You know how l keep getting |
| 00:09:12 |
Got connected to you by mistake.. |
| 00:09:14 |
l'd scribbled another number |
| 00:09:17 |
l just got mixed up. |
| 00:09:21 |
No mixture here madam.. |
| 00:09:22 |
..you just took my |
| 00:09:26 |
Actually.. Steve wants to meet you. |
| 00:09:29 |
Steve? |
| 00:09:30 |
Yeah, he's dying to meet you.. |
| 00:09:33 |
Look we just had coffee together.. |
| 00:09:35 |
..that too not in secret.. out |
| 00:09:37 |
What're you saying? Steve's |
| 00:09:39 |
He just wants to meet you.. |
| 00:09:43 |
O like that? |
| 00:09:45 |
Like that.. it's ok.. |
| 00:09:46 |
Yeah like that. |
| 00:09:48 |
With you and your fiance.. |
| 00:09:50 |
What did you say her name is? |
| 00:09:52 |
Anaida.. |
| 00:09:53 |
He's sitting right here.. |
| 00:09:55 |
He? |
| 00:09:56 |
l mean she.. |
| 00:09:58 |
When l'm gushing with |
| 00:10:03 |
We're hogging Chinese. |
| 00:10:05 |
Good.. enjoy your lunch then.. |
| 00:10:06 |
And do tell Steve |
| 00:10:09 |
..let's program it for |
| 00:10:11 |
lt's alright.. Now that Anaida's |
| 00:10:15 |
Not really.. |
| 00:10:21 |
l mean Steve's a buddy after all.. |
| 00:10:23 |
..would've surely taken |
| 00:10:26 |
..but tonight Anaida and l are going |
| 00:10:33 |
Anyway, the two of us are going |
| 00:10:36 |
You know.. candle-lights, |
| 00:10:39 |
O all that.. |
| 00:10:42 |
We're the hard music types |
| 00:10:45 |
That's my boy! |
| 00:10:46 |
What a fab dancer Anaida is.. |
| 00:10:48 |
Really. |
| 00:10:49 |
Actually Steve's been after |
| 00:10:53 |
He's very curious about what the |
| 00:10:57 |
We blow up bombs. |
| 00:10:58 |
Sorry?! |
| 00:10:59 |
What do you expect people to do |
| 00:11:01 |
So then we'll drop by after dinner.. |
| 00:11:03 |
..to see you guys dance. |
| 00:11:06 |
So you're coming tonight? |
| 00:11:07 |
Maybe.. |
| 00:11:15 |
lt's all set up.. |
| 00:11:17 |
She's meeting me tonight |
| 00:11:20 |
ldiot not with you alone.. |
| 00:11:26 |
Now don't you worry.. |
| 00:11:28 |
..and make some excuse.. |
| 00:11:30 |
Lateef, half plate kebabs here.. |
| 00:11:34 |
lt's coming.. |
| 00:11:36 |
Huffy Bhai.. |
| 00:11:39 |
My heart's amada (ready) |
| 00:11:41 |
Showing of your Urdu today! |
| 00:11:45 |
Ok you go meet her and we'll cook |
| 00:11:49 |
Just say her mum died. |
| 00:11:54 |
Died. |
| 00:11:55 |
Sure. |
| 00:11:56 |
Anaida's mum's died and l've come to |
| 00:12:00 |
..now will you dance with me Alvira? |
| 00:12:03 |
Give me break Huffy Bhai! |
| 00:12:05 |
When you were cooking |
| 00:12:07 |
should have created Anaida |
| 00:12:11 |
Then in a crisis like this, we |
| 00:12:14 |
That's exactly what l did.. |
| 00:12:16 |
..but she won't agree |
| 00:12:18 |
Who is it?.. Tell me |
| 00:12:20 |
No, you'll clobber me. |
| 00:12:21 |
l won't.. go on. |
| 00:12:26 |
Laila.. |
| 00:13:00 |
Laila? |
| 00:13:02 |
Our Laila?! |
| 00:13:03 |
She's quite a looker. |
| 00:13:05 |
So why do you stay away from her? |
| 00:13:07 |
Paying for sex is not nice.. |
| 00:13:14 |
Here call her. |
| 00:13:15 |
Oh no dear.. it's best |
| 00:13:17 |
Hey Lateef is a half-plate |
| 00:13:20 |
Are you butchering a goat? |
| 00:13:22 |
Take it easy Huffy Bhai.. |
| 00:13:24 |
Speed it up here.. Are |
| 00:13:27 |
lt'll all get set. |
| 00:13:30 |
..and give my regards to Laila.. |
| 00:13:38 |
What's this |
| 00:13:40 |
He said Alvira who, how |
| 00:13:42 |
l'm dying to meet |
| 00:13:44 |
And you shouldn't.. he'll |
| 00:13:46 |
At least once l have to see that |
| 00:13:53 |
Your Rikki! Have you lost it? |
| 00:13:55 |
Yes.. |
| 00:13:56 |
The go. But you're not going to park |
| 00:13:59 |
Right now l have to go to your |
| 00:14:04 |
Steve.. in my showroom?! |
| 00:14:06 |
Yes.. c'mon now. |
| 00:14:08 |
- Satvinder sweets l've been |
| 00:14:11 |
My eyes still hurt Satvi.. |
| 00:14:13 |
- Get your hands off him.. |
| 00:14:15 |
- Don't look at these two, l'm here |
| 00:14:19 |
- Watch me! - Alright bitch! |
| 00:14:20 |
Ladies please! |
| 00:14:31 |
Mum always says.. good |
| 00:14:42 |
O.. so you too are crazy |
| 00:14:45 |
No way! Because you keep going on |
| 00:14:50 |
..his face got stuck in my head. |
| 00:14:54 |
You're so lucky.. |
| 00:14:55 |
O Satvinder.. |
| 00:14:57 |
Steve.. |
| 00:14:59 |
He's my Sattu ok! |
| 00:15:01 |
Satvinder, look something's |
| 00:15:04 |
Where are they? |
| 00:15:08 |
Oh silly me.. l looked here |
| 00:15:10 |
..and they've been hanging in |
| 00:15:13 |
Please taste them properly.. |
| 00:15:22 |
My Mum always says.. |
| 00:15:24 |
lf you take care of your glasses |
| 00:15:29 |
l've cleaned them.. They're fine. |
| 00:15:31 |
My mum always says.. you got to put |
| 00:15:37 |
That's amazing innit.. My Mum |
| 00:15:40 |
There you go.. Putting it back for |
| 00:15:44 |
Sattu! |
| 00:15:47 |
What do you want? |
| 00:15:49 |
Nothing.. She needs.. help. |
| 00:15:52 |
How can l help you? |
| 00:15:54 |
So that's all l need you |
| 00:15:56 |
You mean there is no problem |
| 00:15:59 |
But this is an even bigger |
| 00:16:03 |
Telling lies is bad.. lf Mum gets |
| 00:16:07 |
Then we won't tell Mum. |
| 00:16:08 |
Mum gets to know everything. |
| 00:16:10 |
ls she your Mum or ClA? |
| 00:16:11 |
ClA. Your eyes are fine.. |
| 00:16:15 |
There is there is.. very big problem. |
| 00:16:17 |
Thanks for coming, have a nice day. |
| 00:16:20 |
Okay.. l must say.. you're |
| 00:16:25 |
ln this day and age only brave |
| 00:16:30 |
l'm no kid.. You can't fool me. |
| 00:16:39 |
Ouch my foot! |
| 00:16:40 |
Left or right? |
| 00:16:41 |
Both.. God it hurts..! |
| 00:16:44 |
Anybody out there.. this |
| 00:16:49 |
Don't worry.. l'll take you home |
| 00:16:52 |
He's going to take me home.. |
| 00:16:57 |
How will l take you |
| 00:17:00 |
O he's going to rape me in the taxi.. |
| 00:17:03 |
lt's a rape situation.. put |
| 00:17:10 |
You.. are.. so.. bad. |
| 00:17:13 |
l'm pressing charges |
| 00:17:15 |
No no, wait.. |
| 00:17:18 |
Neil, hand this tape |
| 00:17:21 |
Hear me out.. |
| 00:17:22 |
Let's hear.. |
| 00:17:23 |
l.. |
| 00:17:25 |
l hate you! |
| 00:17:27 |
Neil.. |
| 00:17:28 |
Ok fine.. l'll help.. |
| 00:17:30 |
But l still hate you. |
| 00:17:33 |
So sweet Sattu! |
| 00:17:34 |
Steve.. |
| 00:17:36 |
Steve.. |
| 00:17:43 |
Ronnie you asshole! l |
| 00:17:48 |
Breakfast at this time?! |
| 00:17:52 |
Are you my pimp that you'll keep |
| 00:17:56 |
l just.. |
| 00:17:58 |
..just not.. |
| 00:18:03 |
..just for you.. |
| 00:18:04 |
lt's a screwy job man.. |
| 00:18:06 |
l know and l will pay.. |
| 00:18:07 |
You bet your ass you will.. |
| 00:18:11 |
Done. l'll pay double. |
| 00:18:13 |
So the deal's fixed. |
| 00:18:16 |
You'll just need to make |
| 00:18:21 |
do l look like a tailor? |
| 00:18:24 |
Can you please cut down |
| 00:18:27 |
Why? |
| 00:18:29 |
Anaida doesn't. |
| 00:18:30 |
Screw her.. Who's this |
| 00:18:33 |
You.. |
| 00:18:40 |
Anaida.. |
| 00:18:46 |
lf l go l'll go as Satvinder |
| 00:18:48 |
Neil! |
| 00:18:50 |
.. go by any other name. |
| 00:18:53 |
So what is your name? |
| 00:18:55 |
Superman.. |
| 00:18:59 |
Took ages to get it on.. stop |
| 00:19:05 |
O Mum.. What a mess l've |
| 00:19:10 |
Stop biting your nails. |
| 00:19:13 |
l hate you.. |
| 00:19:15 |
Good.. |
| 00:19:21 |
Where are you Mum? |
| 00:19:25 |
Whatchyasaying? Limousine! |
| 00:19:29 |
lf we're competing with Superman.. |
| 00:19:34 |
Don't mind but we'll |
| 00:19:39 |
Come.. |
| 00:19:44 |
Gently please. |
| 00:19:46 |
You .. we're paying you innit? |
| 00:19:51 |
Now why are you shitting bricks? |
| 00:19:55 |
Because you just don't stop swearing. |
| 00:19:58 |
And can you speak Hindi |
| 00:20:03 |
But isn't your Anaida French? |
| 00:20:04 |
English style will do.. |
| 00:20:06 |
Non non non.. Mon Chere, |
| 00:20:14 |
You've lived in Paris? |
| 00:20:18 |
Darling in our profession, we |
| 00:20:22 |
Paris and Tokyo come to us.. |
| 00:20:25 |
Why French, l can be from anywhere |
| 00:20:29 |
No no, for now French will do.. |
| 00:20:32 |
..just the swearing.. |
| 00:20:36 |
..cut down a bit.. |
| 00:20:39 |
Satsri kal (Greetings) to all the |
| 00:20:41 |
Welcome to Jharokha! |
| 00:20:46 |
Let's see if you can shake those |
| 00:20:48 |
..for Mr. & Ms Southall! |
| 00:20:52 |
Aren't you Tejinder's son? |
| 00:20:56 |
Even your father breaks into queues |
| 00:21:02 |
Oh you're so cute.. |
| 00:21:04 |
Here's your number.. stick |
| 00:21:09 |
Seventy seven.. My lucky number! |
| 00:21:14 |
God.. what a cheesy crowd.. |
| 00:21:17 |
Looks like all my Mum's friends |
| 00:21:19 |
Don't worry, no one will recognize |
| 00:21:23 |
Pinky aunty! |
| 00:21:24 |
Behave yourself.. Or |
| 00:21:28 |
O.. how l hate you. |
| 00:21:33 |
Shabbo!! |
| 00:21:46 |
Aadab..(Hello) |
| 00:21:58 |
A warm aadab from Shabnam |
| 00:22:02 |
Shabnam ji.. there's no sound.. |
| 00:22:06 |
There's no sound.. |
| 00:22:08 |
Shabbo baby, turn on the mike. Rules! |
| 00:22:12 |
Ok. |
| 00:22:15 |
One two, one-two! |
| 00:22:17 |
Aadab Shabbho Aunty! Aadab! |
| 00:22:21 |
Naughty Boy! |
| 00:22:22 |
Uncle gimme a break |
| 00:22:25 |
Just chill for tonight.. |
| 00:22:27 |
My entire staff has gone home.. |
| 00:22:29 |
lt's an advanced booking.. |
| 00:22:31 |
l can't send the fridge now.. |
| 00:22:34 |
..don't you get it! |
| 00:22:37 |
l promise first thing |
| 00:22:39 |
Just bugger off! |
| 00:22:43 |
The swearing.. |
| 00:22:45 |
Shabnam ji.. |
| 00:22:49 |
This year we've organized a very |
| 00:22:52 |
..for the winning couple.. |
| 00:22:55 |
One week's paid holiday.. |
| 00:22:58 |
Guess where? |
| 00:23:00 |
Jallandhar! |
| 00:23:01 |
No! |
| 00:23:03 |
Amratsar! |
| 00:23:04 |
No!.. |
| 00:23:06 |
Seven days in Hollywood! |
| 00:23:16 |
Oh my god! |
| 00:23:17 |
Who, where, what.. |
| 00:23:19 |
This Anaida's stunning. |
| 00:23:25 |
My my my.. |
| 00:23:27 |
That Steve's a real hunk. |
| 00:23:31 |
Really? |
| 00:23:35 |
Nah |
| 00:23:36 |
Hold my hand. |
| 00:23:38 |
Not my elbow, my hand.. |
| 00:23:51 |
l can't stand it anymore. |
| 00:23:55 |
l've given all l had.. |
| 00:24:01 |
Let's go.. |
| 00:24:04 |
But why there.. exit's that way. |
| 00:24:06 |
To dance, Steve.. |
| 00:24:11 |
Where did they go? |
| 00:24:12 |
Enough talking.. Now |
| 00:24:16 |
Round one! |
| 00:24:18 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:24:28 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:24:35 |
Come on explode |
| 00:24:39 |
Let the deuces run wild |
| 00:24:41 |
Lose the jack of spades |
| 00:24:45 |
You're the king of the pile |
| 00:24:49 |
Come on explode |
| 00:24:51 |
Let the deuces run wild |
| 00:24:52 |
Lose the jack of spades |
| 00:24:54 |
You're the king of the pile |
| 00:24:56 |
Come on explode |
| 00:24:58 |
Let the deuces run wild |
| 00:24:59 |
Lose the jack of spades |
| 00:25:01 |
You're the king of the pile |
| 00:25:10 |
With wild abandon c'mon let's sway |
| 00:25:17 |
With wild abandon c'mon let's sway |
| 00:25:24 |
Blow the horn get down |
| 00:25:26 |
Beat the drum swing around |
| 00:25:28 |
lf she shakes her booty |
| 00:25:30 |
You shake this joint to the ground |
| 00:25:32 |
Lock lips, spin around |
| 00:25:35 |
Sway this way right off the ground |
| 00:25:41 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:25:48 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:26:30 |
lt's wicked here |
| 00:26:32 |
Love is deceit till you kick it here |
| 00:26:37 |
We lick it here |
| 00:26:39 |
Four hearts hunt each other |
| 00:26:44 |
The stakes are high, the odds loaded |
| 00:26:48 |
The wager's wild, the bet's corroded |
| 00:26:51 |
Blow the horn get down |
| 00:26:53 |
Beat the drum swing around |
| 00:26:55 |
lf she shakes her booty |
| 00:26:56 |
You shake this joint to the ground |
| 00:26:58 |
Lock lips, spin around |
| 00:27:02 |
Sway this way right off the ground |
| 00:27:07 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:27:14 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:27:23 |
You guys were only going to drop by.. |
| 00:27:25 |
Oh he got stuck that we couldn't |
| 00:27:30 |
And he's still stuck.. |
| 00:27:32 |
Boss, we haven't been introduced.. |
| 00:27:34 |
Sat.. teeeve! |
| 00:27:36 |
Sat'teeeve? |
| 00:27:37 |
Anaida! |
| 00:27:38 |
Alvira! |
| 00:27:40 |
So Sat'teeve.. |
| 00:27:42 |
How goes with British Railways? |
| 00:27:45 |
Mum says buying tickets everyday |
| 00:27:51 |
So she bought me a monthly pass.. |
| 00:27:57 |
Sat'eeve buddy the day you buy a |
| 00:28:02 |
Stop kidding.. For how many millions |
| 00:28:05 |
Look who's talking millions.. You |
| 00:28:08 |
Didn't even buy an engagement |
| 00:28:11 |
Rikki bought me a ring.. but |
| 00:28:19 |
l wear it here.. |
| 00:28:21 |
Ouch.. Mum says if you pierce your |
| 00:28:24 |
No monsieur.. go on put it back.. |
| 00:28:30 |
How much she loves me.. |
| 00:28:32 |
Keeps the ring so close |
| 00:28:35 |
Close? Your fiance |
| 00:28:38 |
..aren't you going to |
| 00:28:41 |
No, l will do something.. |
| 00:28:44 |
Keep your hands off her |
| 00:28:46 |
Swearing is bad! |
| 00:28:49 |
Why are you shouting at Steve? |
| 00:28:50 |
So who should l shout at? |
| 00:28:52 |
Mind your Anaida.. |
| 00:28:53 |
She hasn't done anything.. |
| 00:28:54 |
What's Steve done? |
| 00:28:55 |
He touched her. |
| 00:28:56 |
Why did she let him? |
| 00:28:58 |
And she.. |
| 00:29:00 |
she's a.. |
| 00:29:01 |
l'm a.. what? |
| 00:29:03 |
Round two! |
| 00:29:05 |
Tension's rising! lt's getting |
| 00:29:09 |
And now only 20 couples |
| 00:29:12 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:29:19 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:29:54 |
Spinnin' around |
| 00:29:56 |
The wheel of night's winnin' a round |
| 00:30:01 |
Roll the dice |
| 00:30:03 |
Place a wager, bet the moon, |
| 00:30:08 |
Purse strings have untied |
| 00:30:11 |
They're stakin' diamonds on the side |
| 00:30:15 |
Blow the horn get down |
| 00:30:17 |
Beat the drum swing around |
| 00:30:18 |
lf she shakes her booty |
| 00:30:20 |
You shake this joint to the ground |
| 00:30:22 |
Lock lips, spin around |
| 00:30:25 |
Sway this way right off the ground |
| 00:30:31 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:30:38 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:30:45 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:30:52 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:30:59 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:31:08 |
lt's the final round at Jharokha |
| 00:31:11 |
..and your pyjamas high. |
| 00:31:13 |
The Moulin Rouge of Punjab |
| 00:31:17 |
..it's Number 77 and Number 99! |
| 00:31:23 |
Didn't say it in front of Rikki |
| 00:31:26 |
..must say you have |
| 00:31:28 |
And you have a loose screw.. |
| 00:31:32 |
Lousy lipstick, cheap joke. |
| 00:31:35 |
Joke? l'm dead serious.. |
| 00:31:39 |
You'll ruin Rikki.. he's lndian, |
| 00:31:43 |
He's a cool dude, and you.. |
| 00:31:45 |
..home-breaker, man-chaser.. |
| 00:31:51 |
l know Hindi.. kamini. (Hindi abuse) |
| 00:31:54 |
ls that all.. |
| 00:32:05 |
..sister.. |
| 00:32:06 |
Don't you dare insult my sister.. |
| 00:32:09 |
Sister's.. |
| 00:32:14 |
Allah, give me patience.. |
| 00:32:18 |
Don't mind but this Alvira |
| 00:32:23 |
You've got a rocking personality and |
| 00:32:28 |
Alvira even showed me her tattoo.. |
| 00:32:31 |
Keep your cool.. Final round, |
| 00:32:37 |
l'm telling you as a friend.. |
| 00:32:39 |
..you and Alvira don't |
| 00:32:44 |
..But you keep your cool, focus. |
| 00:32:46 |
You're trying to break my team.. |
| 00:32:52 |
Ninety nine.. |
| 00:32:54 |
Next Mr. Southall.. |
| 00:32:58 |
Simmer down darlings.. l'm coming. |
| 00:33:00 |
You can't break my team.. and |
| 00:33:08 |
l tried everything but nothing |
| 00:33:11 |
lf l was Anaida l'd have dumped him |
| 00:33:14 |
Thing is Laila ji.. |
| 00:33:16 |
..that Sat'eeve's won |
| 00:33:18 |
We'll go from here with |
| 00:33:22 |
No matter what, don't |
| 00:33:26 |
That witch should not be crowned |
| 00:33:31 |
Why are you always shitting bricks? |
| 00:33:33 |
We'll screw them! |
| 00:33:35 |
lf they win l'll kill you! |
| 00:33:39 |
l hate you! Let's rock! |
| 00:33:44 |
Let's go! |
| 00:33:46 |
Round Three! |
| 00:33:50 |
The market square's now a ring to a |
| 00:34:03 |
Do we lose limb, |
| 00:34:09 |
..in this clash of |
| 00:34:40 |
We've slipped the rings |
| 00:34:42 |
Come tap, slap, |
| 00:34:49 |
We've slipped the rings |
| 00:34:52 |
Come tap, slap, clap with your hands |
| 00:34:54 |
My amore, come clap with your hands |
| 00:34:58 |
My amore, come clap with your hands |
| 00:35:04 |
Let's crush a moonbeam |
| 00:35:06 |
Let's burgle the day |
| 00:35:08 |
Blow smoke rings blue |
| 00:35:11 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:35:20 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:35:25 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:36:05 |
Don't wager on this slippery night, |
| 00:36:10 |
Come on now.. |
| 00:36:15 |
This lathered moon seems slippery |
| 00:36:20 |
Come on now.. |
| 00:36:24 |
You're the reason for my breath |
| 00:36:27 |
For you l'd welcome death |
| 00:36:29 |
My amore, Come clap with your hands |
| 00:36:34 |
O you're a wonder, you're the thunder |
| 00:36:37 |
Then and now, above and under |
| 00:36:39 |
My amore, Come clap with your hands |
| 00:36:43 |
We'll spend the darkness |
| 00:36:46 |
..a chillum, a tale we'll share |
| 00:36:48 |
Blow smoke rings blue |
| 00:36:51 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:36:56 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:37:00 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:37:05 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:37:58 |
The silly, the simple, |
| 00:38:01 |
..are the finer souls, |
| 00:38:07 |
The ones who never live for love, |
| 00:38:17 |
Listen one and listen all |
| 00:38:19 |
Your love l raise, in love l fall |
| 00:38:21 |
Listen one and listen all |
| 00:38:23 |
Your love l raise, in love l fall |
| 00:38:26 |
My amore, Come clap with your hands |
| 00:38:30 |
My amore, Come clap with your hands |
| 00:38:35 |
Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak |
| 00:38:38 |
Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke |
| 00:38:40 |
Scorch up the ember |
| 00:38:43 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:38:47 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:38:52 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:38:57 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:39:10 |
The market square's now a ring to a |
| 00:39:18 |
Do we lose limb, life |
| 00:39:22 |
..in this clash of |
| 00:39:28 |
Let's crush a moonbeam |
| 00:39:32 |
Let's burgle the day |
| 00:39:36 |
Let's crush a moonbeam |
| 00:39:37 |
Let's burgle the day |
| 00:39:39 |
Blow smoke rings blue |
| 00:39:48 |
We'll spend the darkness |
| 00:39:51 |
..a chat, a chillum, |
| 00:39:52 |
Blow smoke rings blue |
| 00:40:01 |
Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak |
| 00:40:03 |
Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke |
| 00:40:05 |
Scorch up the ember |
| 00:40:14 |
Our eyes they fly like kites up high |
| 00:40:17 |
The threads of our gazes collide |
| 00:40:18 |
Drink the dew, that heady brew.. |
| 00:40:22 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:40:28 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:40:35 |
Sway this way this sway this way |
| 00:40:55 |
And the winner is our own |
| 00:40:59 |
..his little lady-finger Anaida! |
| 00:41:08 |
l'm sure we've been cheated. |
| 00:41:10 |
And now l declare Mr. |
| 00:41:18 |
l didn't even win the title. |
| 00:41:28 |
You love him that much? |
| 00:41:30 |
No point shedding tears for him. |
| 00:41:34 |
Mum always says your destiny |
| 00:41:38 |
Got it. |
| 00:41:55 |
Listen, l'm really sorry, l.. |
| 00:42:50 |
Aapi, guess who's been |
| 00:42:54 |
Shahriyar Bhai.. he's downstairs.. |
| 00:42:58 |
Shahriyar bloody Bhai. |
| 00:43:02 |
l hate them all. Damn them! |
| 00:43:09 |
Rikki Thukral? |
| 00:43:11 |
Huffy Bhai.. |
| 00:43:15 |
What the hell.. |
| 00:43:19 |
Why does Huffy Bhai go for |
| 00:43:26 |
He'll have a heart attack some day.. |
| 00:43:31 |
Coming.. |
| 00:43:34 |
Oh Steve.. |
| 00:43:37 |
Steve! |
| 00:43:39 |
What do you want? |
| 00:43:41 |
Cuppa tea. |
| 00:43:44 |
Why should l give you a cup of tea? |
| 00:43:46 |
You just asked me what l want. |
| 00:43:49 |
Rikki.. |
| 00:43:52 |
Get down here you .. |
| 00:43:56 |
..sneaked off without |
| 00:44:00 |
What're you doing here? |
| 00:44:04 |
C'mon now pay up. |
| 00:44:07 |
Look he's going to pay me.. |
| 00:44:10 |
Prove what? |
| 00:44:12 |
That l'm a prostitute. |
| 00:44:13 |
l know why you keep calling |
| 00:44:16 |
..so l don't feel guilty. |
| 00:44:17 |
Guilty? |
| 00:44:21 |
Last night.. |
| 00:44:24 |
..l and she.. |
| 00:44:26 |
she and l.. |
| 00:44:27 |
..both of us.. |
| 00:44:31 |
You had sex?! |
| 00:44:32 |
Go ahead kill me if you want.. |
| 00:44:34 |
..but before you do, |
| 00:44:36 |
Don't you hit him. |
| 00:44:38 |
Alvira's mad about him.. |
| 00:44:40 |
..you two-timing bastard! |
| 00:44:43 |
l cheated you and you're |
| 00:44:48 |
Thank god we got to know the |
| 00:44:50 |
There's nothing between the |
| 00:44:53 |
Look l'm Laila.. not Anaida.. |
| 00:44:55 |
Prostitute.. not fiance. |
| 00:44:57 |
There's nothing going on between |
| 00:45:00 |
Out with the money! |
| 00:45:01 |
l love you. |
| 00:45:02 |
Screw love.. |
| 00:45:04 |
l really love you. |
| 00:45:05 |
Goddamit l'm a prostitute! |
| 00:45:07 |
l still love you Laila.. |
| 00:45:10 |
You're not lying? |
| 00:45:12 |
l never lie. Never. |
| 00:45:16 |
Son of a.. |
| 00:45:18 |
Son of a.. what? |
| 00:45:21 |
Loving mother! |
| 00:45:26 |
Look at him ..here's |
| 00:45:33 |
He's a fraud.. what about Alvira?! |
| 00:45:36 |
Don't ever call me a fraud.. |
| 00:45:37 |
Look here.. fake Steve.. |
| 00:45:39 |
l'm Satvinder, hundred |
| 00:45:42 |
And Alvira.. doesn't she love you? |
| 00:45:44 |
She loves him. l hate her.. |
| 00:45:47 |
l hate her.. |
| 00:45:49 |
What? |
| 00:45:50 |
Darling he's saying she loves you. |
| 00:45:56 |
He's saying that she loves you.. |
| 00:45:59 |
No point wracking your brain now.. |
| 00:46:01 |
Someone else will |
| 00:46:03 |
..and you'll be left |
| 00:46:08 |
Scram my boy! |
| 00:46:16 |
Don't know where she lives. |
| 00:46:17 |
You're still wondering where she |
| 00:46:22 |
Hey Satvinder.. |
| 00:46:26 |
Take a breather guys.. |
| 00:46:29 |
You know where Alvira lives..? |
| 00:46:30 |
Satvinder! |
| 00:46:34 |
l hate you! |
| 00:46:37 |
Let's go.. |
| 00:47:21 |
Kulwinder.. isn't that your boy? |
| 00:47:24 |
- No.. - Looks like him.. |
| 00:47:26 |
My Satti's not a bum.. |
| 00:47:30 |
He works overtime every night.. |
| 00:47:33 |
Weigh the cabbage.. |
| 00:47:36 |
You've gone blind. |
| 00:47:44 |
That one. |
| 00:47:47 |
No wait.. |
| 00:47:48 |
That one. |
| 00:47:52 |
O boy.. |
| 00:47:55 |
Sattu.. |
| 00:47:57 |
Think.. |
| 00:47:58 |
lt's a matter of my |
| 00:48:05 |
Where's it gone? |
| 00:48:09 |
lt was here.. |
| 00:48:14 |
That one.. |
| 00:48:17 |
This side.. |
| 00:48:18 |
That side?.. |
| 00:48:20 |
lt's this one! |
| 00:48:24 |
Where did he go? |
| 00:48:28 |
This is the one.. |
| 00:48:33 |
Telescope yours innit? |
| 00:48:35 |
Yeah.. why? |
| 00:48:36 |
Come on sonny l'll show |
| 00:48:39 |
- Sorry! - Focus, focus! |
| 00:48:44 |
Are you going to meet Bhai like that?! |
| 00:48:47 |
Oh my God l'm not even dressed, |
| 00:48:50 |
Hi. |
| 00:48:51 |
Come let's get over with it. |
| 00:48:55 |
Nice room.. |
| 00:48:57 |
Didn't go to work today? |
| 00:48:58 |
lt's a Sunday.. |
| 00:48:59 |
Oh l thought you took |
| 00:49:01 |
You thought wrong.. |
| 00:49:03 |
A phone number.. Rikki |
| 00:49:08 |
What's this guy discussing? |
| 00:49:10 |
Discussion.. We should listen. Video |
| 00:49:15 |
So Mum said why don't you |
| 00:49:17 |
l said not a bad idea.. |
| 00:49:19 |
Let's not beat around the bush.. |
| 00:49:22 |
They're talking about marriage. |
| 00:49:24 |
l'm in no hurry.. |
| 00:49:25 |
l am.. l'll start.. |
| 00:49:28 |
First. l've already had |
| 00:49:33 |
She lies with such confidence.. |
| 00:49:38 |
Say something. |
| 00:49:41 |
l've had sex only four times.. |
| 00:49:44 |
So.. what you gonna do? |
| 00:49:46 |
l'll feel jealous what else.. |
| 00:49:48 |
That's it? |
| 00:49:51 |
That's it? |
| 00:49:54 |
l have a tattoo.. here.. |
| 00:49:56 |
That's nice.. |
| 00:49:57 |
Just like mine. |
| 00:50:00 |
- l have many male friends. |
| 00:50:03 |
l hate salwar suits. |
| 00:50:05 |
Even if l wear them? |
| 00:50:07 |
What planet is this guy from? |
| 00:50:09 |
You're the limit. l've told you all |
| 00:50:16 |
l haven't come here to hate you. |
| 00:50:17 |
Hate me!.. l don't |
| 00:50:20 |
l want everybody to hate each other.. |
| 00:50:23 |
But why? |
| 00:50:25 |
Because l love Rikki Thukral. |
| 00:50:28 |
Yessss! |
| 00:50:31 |
Rikki Thukral? You love somebody |
| 00:50:34 |
Weird? |
| 00:50:36 |
l like Rikki. |
| 00:50:38 |
lt's weird.. |
| 00:50:42 |
How long have you loved |
| 00:50:46 |
Since day before yesterday.. |
| 00:50:51 |
Don't let him touch you! |
| 00:50:52 |
Rikki Thukral!? |
| 00:50:54 |
Rikki? |
| 00:50:56 |
No, he's my cousin, Shahriyar.. |
| 00:50:59 |
Really? |
| 00:51:00 |
l'm here to marry her. |
| 00:51:02 |
Shut up! |
| 00:51:03 |
You.. meet me downstairs, |
| 00:51:07 |
Yeah alright. l'm not afraid. |
| 00:51:13 |
Alvira, that Thukral isn't your |
| 00:51:16 |
Nothing.. and yet everything.. |
| 00:51:18 |
Look l've got an MA, M Tech, |
| 00:51:21 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:51:23 |
Allo you look happy. All |
| 00:51:28 |
Yes all sorted.. we're |
| 00:51:29 |
Where will we find a better |
| 00:51:32 |
He's standing outside.. |
| 00:51:33 |
What? |
| 00:51:42 |
So where's your Ms. Southall? |
| 00:51:45 |
Ran away with Satvinder. |
| 00:51:49 |
He told you everything? |
| 00:51:50 |
l'll kill him. |
| 00:51:52 |
Let him be.. |
| 00:51:54 |
..his life's in Laila's hands.. |
| 00:51:57 |
Who's Laila? |
| 00:51:58 |
The one who came last |
| 00:52:01 |
She's made a man out of Sattu. |
| 00:52:05 |
Oh Satti when did this happen?! |
| 00:52:08 |
lsn't she the one who |
| 00:52:12 |
Mum.. this is Laila.. |
| 00:52:15 |
Not a very good cook.. |
| 00:52:17 |
..can't keep the house clean.. |
| 00:52:20 |
..has a swearing problem.. |
| 00:52:25 |
..but she'll make a top |
| 00:52:28 |
That much l can guarantee.. |
| 00:52:32 |
Pairi paunnna Mum ji? (Greetings) |
| 00:52:34 |
l love you.. |
| 00:52:37 |
.. and l'm damn sure you'll fall |
| 00:52:40 |
But Satti.. |
| 00:52:41 |
No buts Mum.. We'll be back |
| 00:52:50 |
Bye Mum! |
| 00:52:53 |
So you lied to me? |
| 00:52:55 |
Nothing compared to your lie.. |
| 00:52:58 |
Should l tell you the truth.. |
| 00:53:00 |
..you look incredible when you lie.. |
| 00:53:03 |
l'll.. |
| 00:53:06 |
You idiot what took you so long, |
| 00:53:12 |
You're amazing.. |
| 00:53:14 |
One small hitch and you go running |
| 00:53:17 |
Typical lndian mentality. |
| 00:53:19 |
l'm not lndian.. |
| 00:53:20 |
You're Pakistani.. same thing. |
| 00:53:22 |
lf you say one more word |
| 00:53:23 |
Why would l say anything |
| 00:53:26 |
Even my best friend.. |
| 00:53:30 |
..my girlfriend is a Pakistani. |
| 00:53:34 |
Good.. otherwise all the |
| 00:53:38 |
..and forced you to marry me. |
| 00:53:40 |
So let them. l'm not scared. |
| 00:53:43 |
Before they can force me |
| 00:53:49 |
Why? |
| 00:53:51 |
Because in two hours we spent |
| 00:53:55 |
Even then.. no war. |
| 00:53:59 |
No war?! |
| 00:54:02 |
No chance. |
| 00:54:03 |
Really? |
| 00:54:04 |
lf not war.. then what happened? |
| 00:54:08 |
That which happens.. |
| 00:54:10 |
Love. |
| 00:54:14 |
Just happens.. |
| 00:54:19 |
..after spending two |
| 00:54:27 |
How many other girls have |
| 00:54:31 |
Eleven? |
| 00:54:33 |
You creep. |
| 00:54:41 |
C'mon game.. |
| 00:54:43 |
One thing that neither of |
| 00:54:47 |
What? |
| 00:54:49 |
ln broad-day-light.. in front |
| 00:54:54 |
A long kiss.. |
| 00:54:57 |
Ok. |
| 00:55:09 |
Who cares for that syrupy |
| 00:55:12 |
Eternal promises and |
| 00:55:16 |
Sparks, clash, passionate flash.. |
| 00:55:21 |
Love of today, that's the way to sway! |
| 00:56:05 |
What's your sun-sign? |
| 00:56:13 |
Listen.. l'm already engaged.. |
| 00:56:22 |
You're flirting.. |
| 00:56:24 |
Why should l flirt? |
| 00:56:30 |
See.. original topaz.. |
| 00:56:37 |
Does she even have a name or |
| 00:56:39 |
No she's nameless.. What |
| 00:56:44 |
So what is it? |
| 00:56:53 |
Anaida.. |
| 00:56:59 |
Your turn.. tell me.. |
| 00:57:01 |
How did you meet your fiance? |
| 00:57:04 |
Superman brought us together. |
| 00:57:06 |
He sells comics? |
| 00:57:39 |
O Rabba come unravel the |
| 00:57:44 |
Find no gain or loss within |
| 00:57:49 |
You're ablaze ablaze ablaze, the |
| 00:57:55 |
Our eyes they fly like kites up high |
| 00:57:57 |
The threads of our gazes collide |
| 00:58:00 |
Drink the dew, that heady brew |
| 00:58:08 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:58:13 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:58:18 |
Sway this way this sway this |
| 00:58:23 |
Rabba.. |
