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John Tucker Must Die
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I was in seventh grade... |
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when I realized |
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Well, not that kind of invisible. |
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No, it was more like I was |
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Anonymous. A-N-O-N- |
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I- M-O-U-S. |
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Anonymous. |
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I'm sorry. That's wrong. |
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W- O-R-N-G. Wrong. |
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Its not that I didnt try. |
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I mean, I was always a real... |
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Loser. |
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L- O-S-E-R. Loser. |
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Homework for tomorrow... |
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Of course, |
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Pass it on. |
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Yeah. That sucked. |
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S- U-C-K-E-D. Sucked. |
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There was another thing |
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Hi. |
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Hey. I'm justin. |
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and, uh, my mom sent me over... |
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with these brownies |
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Oh, hi. I'm Kate. |
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I mean, duh¦ the boxes |
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Holy jama lama. |
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That other thing is... my mom. |
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Hi. I'm Lori. |
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Um... I made these for you. |
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Be careful; you're hot. |
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they're hot. |
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So hot. |
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Shes never had any trouble |
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Shes just had trouble keeping them. |
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I used to keep track, |
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So, I just call em all... Skip. |
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Hi, Kate. |
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I'm going... to be... |
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Maybe we shouldn't... |
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get ahead |
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It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo. |
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Why do you keep calling me Skip? |
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Because, eventually... |
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thats what they all do. |
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Its happened so many times |
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a very mature reaction. |
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A quick therapy session... |
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and then we pack up the car |
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Okay, maybe being invisible |
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Excuse me! |
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Because, moving all the time... |
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I never had to deal with the |
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All right, guys, here we go. |
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I'm open! |
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Theres me. |
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It wasnt easy, |
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I went from |
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Are you a narc? |
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But enough about me. |
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This story isnt even about me. |
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Its about him. |
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John Tucker. |
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Lets face it. He is the man. |
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Captain of the basketball team, |
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and he looks somewhere |
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and a Greek god. |
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Tucker! |
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Let's go,John! |
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Not real bobcats. |
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This is Carrie Schaefer. |
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It's no question who's taking |
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John Tucker here, |
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- T-Man," T-Dog... " |
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...some people |
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but I'm best known |
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Ho-ho, Heather! |
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Whoo-hoo! |
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Shake it, baby! |
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Short skirts equals talent. Yay. |
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Heather's hot! |
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Go, Kodiaks! |
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Go Kodiaks! |
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Hey. Table six. |
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I remember the first time... |
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I spoke to John Tucker. |
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Its not like he blew me away |
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I mean, |
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- Hi. |
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I mean... no. |
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I- I mean, y... |
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I'm... not quite ready to order. |
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Thanks. |
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Please tell me |
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What was I thinking? |
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Of course a guy like that |
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Thats Carrie Shaeffer. |
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Runs the school TVstation... |
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not to mention |
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Junior Achievers, 4-H Club... |
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Future Filmmakers of America, |
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Adopt-A-Shut-In, and... |
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I've decided to write |
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Oh, and shes writing |
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Mm! You are so sexy |
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Mm... |
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Uh, do you guys... |
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Whoa, scratch that. |
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He's got two girlfriends. |
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That ones Heather, |
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Sort of self-explanatory. |
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And Molly's all... |
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Why don't |
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Stomp, Fight, Roar?" |
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I know! |
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I mean, at halftime? |
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Two green salads, |
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Salmon for her. |
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I love when you do that. |
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I love doing that. |
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I love that you love |
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And... no need to rush |
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That top... |
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I bet it's even hotter |
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Never been here before, babe... |
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so I hope they have |
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Okay, stop it already. |
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Three girlfriends? |
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Oh, no! Veal? |
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I'm sorry. |
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You know, if I wanted |
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I'd go to a medical lab. |
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Hey. |
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Which... |
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I would never do, 'cause |
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Okay, Im not passing judgment... |
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but, for whatever reason... |
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being a vegan teen activist |
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You know, for you, I don't have |
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See? Im not making |
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I don't get it. |
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I mean, these girls all |
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How do they not know... |
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that John's cheating |
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He's a total operator. |
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He goes out with girls |
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so that they never |
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And then he |
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won't let him date |
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so they'll have |
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How'd you learn all this stuff? |
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I don't know.just a guess. |
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- Hey, there he is. |
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- He did? |
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Hold on, one second. |
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What's up, fellas? |
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What's up, man? |
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Yo, Tuck! |
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Agua, please? |
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What's up, girl? |
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Hey. |
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Lookin' good. |
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Hey,johnny. |
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Hey. |
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Hey. |
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You got something sweet for me? |
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Of course. |
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I don't know. |
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john was confiddent... |
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in his system forjuggling girls... |
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but even he couldnt anticipate |
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Oh, my gosh! |
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Coach Claypoole! |
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How was he to know... |
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Coach Claypoole had acute angina? |
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It wasnt Johns fault. |
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It was a pre-existing condition, |
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and took early retirement |
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?ohn Tucker. |
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Anyway, the point is... |
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Coach Claypoole is |
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so we're combining |
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Yeah, yeah, I know. |
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No, we hate you. |
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Okay.Jennifer, Alison, Molly... |
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Sarah, Denise and Kimmi, this side! |
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My name is Lucretia! |
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On this side, I want Beth, |
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what's-your-face. |
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I'm Kate. Kate. |
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All right, ladies... |
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You're Heather, right? |
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So? |
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You weren't at the party last night. |
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Well, this is totally on the DL. |
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I'm dating...john Tucker. |
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Hey! |
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Sorry. It slipped. |
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Okay. All right. I'm fine. |
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Okay, everybody. Let's play. |
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You know what? |
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That was no accident! |
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He's mine! |
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Oh, you little brat! |
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Oh! Girls! Peace and love! |
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No guy is worth fighting over! |
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There's nothing to fight about! |
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John Tucker's mine! |
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Oh! |
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What the hell is your problem? |
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I am dating John Tucker. |
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Enough! |
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She knocked her out. |
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Let's get back in the game. |
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I said, Enough!" |
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Darn it, Coach. |
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- Just let me get them! |
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Put those balls down! |
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Just stop! |
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This guy is cheating on all of you... |
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and instead of taking it out on him... |
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you're beating the shit |
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Language! |
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Detention. |
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Honestly. |
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Who is that? |
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I don't know. |
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Uh... |
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Sorry, it's, uh... |
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Cheap Trick. I understand. |
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Yeah. Yeah, it is. |
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Yeah, you can't really hum |
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No, once you've started... |
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you're kind of obligated to... |
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Yeah. |
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I'm Scott. |
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You're from... |
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm-I'm Kate. |
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So, um, where is everybody? |
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Detention? |
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You-You came early |
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Oh, um, well, it's, you know... |
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I would hate |
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of being... detained. |
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JOHN |
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Hey,John. |
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I had a great time with |
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Ugh... |
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Oh. Wow. |
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That's not, uh, usually |
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It's generally more like a... |
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Yeah, okay. |
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Jerk" isn't really my type. |
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Yeah, you're right. |
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He can have his jerk moments. |
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Oh. I thought he was you |
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You're close. |
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Oh. You're the other Tucker? |
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What is that? Is that, like, |
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Oh, no, no. |
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I just... you just don't look... |
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Hot, buff, or capable of |
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No, you're right. |
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Naw, it's-it's cool. |
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I'll let you in on a secret, though. |
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My mom... |
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says I'm special on the inside. |
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Good for you. |
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Yeah. |
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John? Can I talk to you for a sec? |
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Yeah, sure. |
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Later, guys. |
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Later, man. |
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So, what's up? |
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In PE today, some loser said |
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Really? |
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No, I mean, I don't know. |
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You can't have a girlfriend... |
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...in basketball season. |
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But... |
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if I could... |
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You know, I don't know why |
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I mean, I think they're just... |
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jealous of what we have. |
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Because we share |
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Something we don't have to label. |
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You know, it's... |
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And I love how secure you are. |
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All right. |
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Detention has begun. |
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I'll be right back. |
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And no talking! |
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So, I talked to John. |
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It was sweet. |
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He felt bad for you. |
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He said that you were jealous because... |
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we share something special. |
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Something that... |
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we didn't have to label |
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Because it's our unspoken bond... |
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and I just love |
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And it hurts me to hear |
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Because you're the... |
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...only girl for me?! |
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Damn! |
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He said the same thing |
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Figures. He makes up with us... |
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and then he hooks up with us... |
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You guys hooked up? |
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John and I share |
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Oh, what, that you've both |
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We share a vegan/nonviolent |
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Hippie slut. |
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Oh, nice, Heather. |
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It's not like everyone |
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that Little Miss Cheerleader |
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- Look... |
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John and I belong together. |
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He is the team captain, |
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the head cheerleader. |
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BETH |
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what kind of cheerleader? |
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Oh, like he'd take |
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- Do not lump me with her! |
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- now you're better than me? |
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- What? - Excuse |
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Sorry. S-Sorry. |
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You have something to say? |
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Uh... |
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No, it's none of my business. |
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What? |
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Okay, let me guess. |
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Does he always use pet names |
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and sweetheart"? |
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Yeah, it's not out of affection. |
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It's so he won't mix up your names. |
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And-And he's all about |
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or something special, |
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A- And the whole arrangement |
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so you feel guilty |
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Oh, my God. |
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No, uh... |
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No. I just knew a guy like him. |
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Skip. |
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She's right. I mean, |
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- Yeah. |
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that if a guy treats you |
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You'd break up with him. |
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John would have another |
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No, I didn't say, break up. " |
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Who are you? |
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I know! |
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You're that girl who wigged out |
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No, I... |
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Then you got taken away |
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- No. |
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- No. My name's... |
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- My name is... |
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Hey, honey! |
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I'm in a hurry. |
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I've got a... |
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Drummer? |
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Doctor. |
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Well, veterinarian. |
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Technician. |
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So you're dating a dog nurse. |
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You've... |
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What?! |
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Have fun, girls! |
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Yeah. Kate. |
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I wanna bring down |
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Normally I'm opposed to |
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but in John Tucker's case, |
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I dont even know him. |
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So? You don't know anyone. |
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You're like the Swiss. |
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Uh, it's neutral. |
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tried this alone, |
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You brought us here. |
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something in common. |
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Exactly. |
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Wow. |
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Okay. |
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Learning Center? |
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Who knew this was here? |
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Look at him, struttin' his |
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Well, he does. |
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For now. |
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This way. |
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Don't touch anything. |
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Wow. |
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You spend way too much time |
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Thank you. |
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Beth, can you get the lights? |
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It's the remote... |
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Okay, guys. Let's go. |
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Please try and pay attention, |
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Kate... do your thing. |
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My thing? Oh, okay. |
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What... is it |
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Kate, I like where |
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Okay, girls, we need |
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He's a statue |
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in a frame made of muscles. |
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But what makes him tick? |
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Is it that charm? |
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Is it that perfect tan? |
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What is it, girls? |
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It's everything. |
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It's his eyes... |
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his lips, |
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the way that, |
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his whole body |
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Uh, we all know what happens |
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Not what I meant! |
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You guys, |
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Look, back to the point. |
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So, what do we do? |
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Well, in cheer, we usually |
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by undermining their confidence, |
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I don't think |
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U-G-L-Y, you ain't |
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Shut up. |
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Heather, as much as I hate to |
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Right. |
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And-And since John's game is |
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to get even with a guy like that, |
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Yes. |
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Undatable. |
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A systematic destruction... |
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of all that is John Tucker. |
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Girls... I think |
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I'm telling you, babe... |
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you could make your |
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Don't you think, Robert? |
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You know, Robert |
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and he shoots for |
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And of course he's done... |
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all my yearbook photos since |
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Okay,John. |
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The trick is just relax... |
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and behave naturally, yeah? |
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Now pout for me,John! Pout! |
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More pouting, yeah! |
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I love you. |
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Hate me! Yeah! |
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Oh, you hate me! |
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Nice, nice, nice! |
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It's windy. |
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- Big storm,John. |
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Big storm. Bigger, |
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Now hate me,John. |
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Hate me. |
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Oh, you hate me,John! |
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It is so amazing that |
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I mean, what are human beings |
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make... horses and stuff |
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Really? I'm so glad |
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Totally. |
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Hey, isn't that you? |
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I do some part-time |
| 00:20:25 |
- Really? |
| 00:20:26 |
I didn't know that. |
| 00:20:29 |
Can I have a sip? |
| 00:20:33 |
I know that guy! |
| 00:20:34 |
Um... |
| 00:20:36 |
What?! No, I... |
| 00:20:37 |
I don't have that. |
| 00:20:46 |
Holly... I-I-I |
| 00:20:49 |
God, ooh. |
| 00:20:51 |
- Don't touch me. Don't touch me. |
| 00:20:53 |
Holly! |
| 00:20:55 |
That's him! |
| 00:20:57 |
What? No, that's not real. |
| 00:20:59 |
I only model |
| 00:21:05 |
Goin' to the free clinic, Tuck? |
| 00:21:07 |
Rule #1 in warfare |
| 00:21:09 |
Never underestimate |
| 00:21:14 |
Oh, I love you, Tucker! |
| 00:21:15 |
I don't personally suffer |
| 00:21:18 |
but one in five young adults do. |
| 00:21:20 |
And I am proud to give my voice |
| 00:21:25 |
That's right, baby! |
| 00:21:36 |
Thanks! |
| 00:21:38 |
Okay, it should've worked. |
| 00:21:40 |
I mean, |
| 00:21:42 |
- I am. My social life. |
| 00:21:44 |
Hey, Ms. Spencer. |
| 00:21:45 |
Lori," please. |
| 00:21:46 |
So, what are you girls up to? |
| 00:21:48 |
- Destroying a man. |
| 00:21:51 |
He's totally indestructible. |
| 00:21:53 |
We give him herpes, |
| 00:21:56 |
Fake herpes, Mom. N... |
| 00:21:58 |
It was a whole reputation thing. |
| 00:22:01 |
It's a long story. |
| 00:22:02 |
Sure. Yeah, the old fake herpes, |
| 00:22:05 |
You know, um... |
| 00:22:07 |
I can unpack the groceries |
| 00:22:10 |
I get it. All right. |
| 00:22:11 |
Play nice, girls. Hmm. |
| 00:22:16 |
Okay, your mom is so hot! |
| 00:22:19 |
She does Yogalates. |
| 00:22:20 |
Carrie, what are you |
| 00:22:22 |
Oh, lists... |
| 00:22:25 |
I have my To Do" list, |
| 00:22:28 |
my Contingency" list, |
| 00:22:30 |
my Notions," which, of course, |
| 00:22:32 |
because Observations" require |
| 00:22:33 |
and Notions" do not. |
| 00:22:35 |
Normal stuff. |
| 00:22:37 |
Right. Normal. |
| 00:22:38 |
Totally. |
| 00:22:40 |
Well, at least |
| 00:22:42 |
Excuse me. This is an |
| 00:22:46 |
What are you taking? |
| 00:22:49 |
Estrogen? Heather! |
| 00:22:51 |
They torture innocent |
| 00:22:53 |
It's made from their pee. |
| 00:22:55 |
Peeing isn't torture. |
| 00:22:57 |
I steal it from my mom. |
| 00:22:59 |
Guys take steroids to get pecs. |
| 00:23:00 |
I just wanna go up a cup size. |
| 00:23:02 |
I don't think |
| 00:23:05 |
It stops your natural |
| 00:23:07 |
you're gonna grow |
| 00:23:09 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:23:11 |
Okay, you guys, |
| 00:23:13 |
Okay. What we need |
| 00:23:15 |
that's gonna crush his whole |
| 00:23:18 |
We need him to understand |
| 00:23:21 |
Right. |
| 00:23:22 |
And what's more terrifying |
| 00:23:26 |
not being manly? |
| 00:23:32 |
I wanna see a three-man weave |
| 00:23:34 |
Two hands, Matt. |
| 00:23:36 |
You, too, Chris. |
| 00:23:37 |
All right, keep it goin' now! |
| 00:23:39 |
All right, here we go. |
| 00:23:40 |
Alex, you, too. |
| 00:23:45 |
Better, Tucker. |
| 00:23:49 |
Take a drink, you guys. |
| 00:23:52 |
What's up, babe? |
| 00:23:54 |
Hey. |
| 00:23:55 |
How you doin'? |
| 00:23:57 |
Good. |
| 00:24:01 |
Um, are you tryin' to bulk up? |
| 00:24:02 |
Yeah. Coach has me |
| 00:24:04 |
Oh... not working. |
| 00:24:08 |
I mean, the slim look works |
| 00:24:11 |
you're definitely losing tone. |
| 00:24:13 |
I'm losing tone? |
| 00:24:15 |
Yeah. Maybe you should |
| 00:24:18 |
Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for |
| 00:24:40 |
Hey. |
| 00:24:41 |
Oh. |
| 00:24:42 |
Hey. |
| 00:24:43 |
Hey, can I ask you a favor? |
| 00:24:45 |
Uh, I'm-I'm in need |
| 00:24:47 |
I was with Alex, but... |
| 00:24:49 |
he got burnt pretty badly |
| 00:24:52 |
Oh. Well, before I say yes... |
| 00:24:55 |
how exactly did he get burned? |
| 00:24:57 |
Uh, well, that is open |
| 00:25:00 |
because he will say that it was |
| 00:25:04 |
Dear God, man, you're on fire. |
| 00:25:06 |
Run for your life. " |
| 00:25:07 |
A clear warning. |
| 00:25:08 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:09 |
Okay. Well, uh, |
| 00:25:11 |
40 milliliters into that |
| 00:25:15 |
All right. |
| 00:25:20 |
Whoa. Slow down. |
| 00:25:22 |
Huh? All right. |
| 00:25:23 |
Get down at eye level. |
| 00:25:25 |
And wait till the bottom of |
| 00:25:27 |
I'm-I'm sorry. |
| 00:25:29 |
Wait till the curvy part |
| 00:25:32 |
All right. |
| 00:25:35 |
Slowly. |
| 00:25:37 |
Stop right... there. |
| 00:25:41 |
- Oh! |
| 00:25:42 |
Oh, God! I... |
| 00:25:43 |
Oh, my gosh! |
| 00:25:44 |
Shit, I spilled it! |
| 00:25:46 |
- Sodium chloride suspension. |
| 00:25:48 |
- Ow, it's burning. |
| 00:25:49 |
'Cause, uh, sodium chloride |
| 00:25:50 |
Ah, it's burning! |
| 00:25:54 |
Oh. Well, okay. |
| 00:25:56 |
Then I didn't burn myself. |
| 00:25:58 |
It just kinda... |
| 00:26:01 |
Hey! |
| 00:26:03 |
Hey, all right. All right. |
| 00:26:05 |
This is... |
| 00:26:07 |
Hey! Cool it. |
| 00:26:08 |
Yeah, Kate. |
| 00:26:10 |
Geez, cool it. |
| 00:26:22 |
What? |
| 00:26:37 |
Lay off. |
| 00:26:39 |
I'm sorry, princess. |
| 00:26:40 |
Did you chip a nail? |
| 00:26:43 |
have to flush |
| 00:26:44 |
Play clean. |
| 00:26:47 |
Hey, if I wanted to listen to |
| 00:26:50 |
That's an awful thing to say. |
| 00:26:53 |
We got a technical foul: |
| 00:26:56 |
He started it. |
| 00:27:05 |
Dude, that's mine! |
| 00:27:09 |
I need it. |
| 00:27:10 |
Do my thighs look fat |
| 00:27:13 |
FANS |
| 00:27:18 |
John! |
| 00:27:20 |
John! |
| 00:27:21 |
Come on,John! |
| 00:27:22 |
What? Why are you |
| 00:27:23 |
I'm open! |
| 00:27:25 |
Fine! |
| 00:27:27 |
You see? |
| 00:27:33 |
Time, ref. |
| 00:27:36 |
John, you okay? |
| 00:27:38 |
Yeah. Why? |
| 00:27:41 |
'Cause I feel okay. |
| 00:27:43 |
I'm great. |
| 00:27:45 |
I'm saying focus. |
| 00:27:47 |
We got one minute left on |
| 00:27:49 |
I'm in it. |
| 00:27:51 |
On three. One-two-three... |
| 00:27:54 |
Kodiaks! |
| 00:28:15 |
Tucker. |
| 00:28:17 |
Can you finish the game? |
| 00:28:19 |
No. |
| 00:28:20 |
I- I-I'm anxious and bloated... |
| 00:28:23 |
and... my nipples hurt. |
| 00:28:25 |
Don't be a pansy-ass! |
| 00:28:26 |
We need ya. |
| 00:28:28 |
No! I won't! |
| 00:28:31 |
I mean, i-i-it's always me. |
| 00:28:33 |
W-W-We need you,?ohn. |
| 00:28:35 |
John-John-John!" |
| 00:28:37 |
You're always yelling at me... |
| 00:28:39 |
but you never listen to me. |
| 00:28:41 |
What about my feelings? |
| 00:28:47 |
It was a kill-strike... |
| 00:28:50 |
Leave me alone! |
| 00:28:51 |
...and it landed |
| 00:28:54 |
Thanks to us, |
| 00:28:55 |
under the reign |
| 00:28:57 |
He had firinally fallen |
| 00:29:00 |
and we were |
| 00:29:02 |
Bye, guys! |
| 00:29:02 |
Yo, what's up, guys? |
| 00:29:08 |
Tommy. |
| 00:29:09 |
Mm-mm, mm-mm. |
| 00:29:19 |
What you did |
| 00:29:22 |
was the most courageous thing |
| 00:29:26 |
This is my peer-counseling hotline. |
| 00:29:29 |
Give it a call |
| 00:29:32 |
I stay up late. |
| 00:29:40 |
A real man knows how to feel. |
| 00:29:41 |
I want to feel a real man. |
| 00:29:44 |
If you ever need a shoulder |
| 00:29:47 |
anything... I'm here. |
| 00:29:51 |
Rule #2 in warfare |
| 00:29:53 |
never, ever, |
| 00:29:56 |
Hey, sweetie. |
| 00:29:57 |
Look... I know |
| 00:30:00 |
My peer counselor says |
| 00:30:03 |
my emotional responsibility. |
| 00:30:04 |
So, I've been doing |
| 00:30:07 |
and, uh, it's really been |
| 00:30:09 |
Hmm. |
| 00:30:11 |
And, well, you know there's |
| 00:30:15 |
But... I don't think |
| 00:30:18 |
I mean, we had a fun run. |
| 00:30:21 |
something deeper, more complex. |
| 00:30:24 |
So... we good? |
| 00:30:38 |
Well... he dumped me. |
| 00:30:42 |
That shallow bastard |
| 00:30:45 |
You, like, invented complex. |
| 00:30:47 |
I'm so depressed, I couldn't |
| 00:30:51 |
Oh, my God, I'm such a slut! |
| 00:30:54 |
Ow! |
| 00:30:55 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:30:58 |
I can't believe |
| 00:31:00 |
I mean, it was fish... |
| 00:31:02 |
Still, I don't eat anything |
| 00:31:04 |
Mm, try this. |
| 00:31:06 |
Chocolate on chocolate. |
| 00:31:08 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:31:09 |
Chocolate is the John Tucker... |
| 00:31:14 |
What, it's gotta get with |
| 00:31:16 |
No, no, no, chocolate makes |
| 00:31:18 |
My mom says that it can even |
| 00:31:21 |
You know, I was thinking... |
| 00:31:23 |
instead of doing all this... |
| 00:31:25 |
we should've just |
| 00:31:28 |
What? |
| 00:31:31 |
Heather, that's pretty genius. |
| 00:31:33 |
Yeah, except he broke up |
| 00:31:36 |
Not... everybody. |
| 00:31:40 |
What? I... |
| 00:31:43 |
- No. |
| 00:31:45 |
I can't do that. |
| 00:31:46 |
- I don't even like him. |
| 00:31:47 |
You're not really |
| 00:31:49 |
You'll be pretending. |
| 00:31:51 |
Exactly. |
| 00:31:52 |
Look, I know what |
| 00:31:53 |
I'm not as pretty as Heather. |
| 00:31:55 |
I'm not that smart. |
| 00:31:56 |
I'm not that... |
| 00:31:58 |
experienced. " |
| 00:32:01 |
That's true. |
| 00:32:02 |
But you have us. |
| 00:32:03 |
And we can make you into anything. |
| 00:32:07 |
all of us, we can make him |
| 00:32:09 |
I mean really fall in |
| 00:32:11 |
yank it all out from under him. |
| 00:32:13 |
This is gonna be so good! |
| 00:32:15 |
No, it's just not gonna work. I... |
| 00:32:17 |
Kate, look... |
| 00:32:18 |
I know you think I'm just |
| 00:32:21 |
but... I do have feelings... |
| 00:32:23 |
and they got crushed |
| 00:32:25 |
I used all my mom's |
| 00:32:28 |
and now she looks |
| 00:32:31 |
Sorry. |
| 00:32:33 |
You guys, I... |
| 00:32:34 |
You know what? Forget it. |
| 00:32:36 |
You couldn't pull it off anyway. |
| 00:32:38 |
Let's go. |
| 00:32:39 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:32:40 |
All right. |
| 00:32:41 |
Wait. |
| 00:32:44 |
Just tell me what to do. |
| 00:32:46 |
- Yes! |
| 00:32:47 |
Ha! |
| 00:32:48 |
Now, the first step is so easy. |
| 00:32:51 |
There's one thing |
| 00:32:54 |
Okay, girls. This is Kate... |
| 00:32:56 |
and she'll be |
| 00:32:57 |
- What? |
| 00:32:59 |
got that bum leg |
| 00:33:01 |
But it's just a sprain. |
| 00:33:02 |
The doctor said |
| 00:33:06 |
Okay, pyramid! |
| 00:33:09 |
What? No, no, no. |
| 00:33:11 |
Come on! |
| 00:33:13 |
John loves girls on top. |
| 00:33:15 |
Of the pyramid! Hello! |
| 00:33:17 |
Trust me, it's an honor. |
| 00:33:19 |
Molly's been waiting |
| 00:33:22 |
Right, Molly? |
| 00:33:24 |
Yeah, you go ahead. |
| 00:33:25 |
It's your first day. |
| 00:33:28 |
Okay. Up-up-up! |
| 00:33:30 |
Good. |
| 00:33:32 |
Straight legs. |
| 00:33:34 |
Nice and steady. |
| 00:33:35 |
Big smile! |
| 00:33:37 |
I did it! |
| 00:33:39 |
Kodiaks, attack...! |
| 00:33:43 |
Sorry. |
| 00:33:45 |
Well, if you can crush?ohn |
| 00:33:48 |
I think we got it. |
| 00:33:51 |
Don't be sorry. Be strong. |
| 00:33:52 |
The most important thing |
| 00:33:54 |
is her attitude. |
| 00:33:56 |
Watch this. |
| 00:33:59 |
That is hot! |
| 00:34:01 |
I can do that. |
| 00:34:03 |
Hey, how you doin'? |
| 00:34:08 |
Heather... we're cool, right? |
| 00:34:10 |
What? |
| 00:34:11 |
Who's the new cheerleader? |
| 00:34:13 |
Ow. |
| 00:34:15 |
That's Kate. |
| 00:34:16 |
She's cute. |
| 00:34:19 |
Not gonna happen. |
| 00:34:21 |
She's not into |
| 00:34:30 |
That's it? |
| 00:34:31 |
We just planted the seed. |
| 00:34:33 |
What'd he say about me? |
| 00:34:35 |
Cute. " |
| 00:34:36 |
He said that? |
| 00:34:38 |
Uh, oh, my gosh. |
| 00:34:39 |
you didn't even introduce me. |
| 00:34:40 |
Should I go talk to him? |
| 00:34:42 |
I- I'll go... No? |
| 00:34:44 |
What? |
| 00:34:51 |
Okay, emergency meeting. |
| 00:34:53 |
I think we're sending Kate in |
| 00:34:55 |
I... I'm totally ready. |
| 00:34:57 |
Really? Tell 'em |
| 00:35:00 |
Oh, what, about me being cute? |
| 00:35:02 |
Oh. No, it's |
| 00:35:04 |
If anything, it's an insult. |
| 00:35:05 |
I know he's just getting |
| 00:35:07 |
Kate, I'm confused, |
| 00:35:10 |
you had experience |
| 00:35:11 |
I do. I-I've watched my mom date |
| 00:35:15 |
But have you ever dated one? |
| 00:35:16 |
Have you ever dated |
| 00:35:18 |
Have you ever dated... anyone? |
| 00:35:21 |
Define anyone. " |
| 00:35:24 |
Oh, my God! I'm totally not ready! |
| 00:35:27 |
No, no, no, no. |
| 00:35:28 |
All right, stop. Stop. |
| 00:35:29 |
Okay, look, |
| 00:35:31 |
You just gotta remember |
| 00:35:35 |
Yeah. Be caring and passionate. |
| 00:35:37 |
Be proud and... aggressive. |
| 00:35:40 |
You've got to make him |
| 00:35:41 |
If it's easy... |
| 00:35:43 |
he'll move on. |
| 00:35:44 |
Do you understand? |
| 00:35:45 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:35:48 |
It's totally under control. |
| 00:35:49 |
Okay. |
| 00:35:52 |
So... he really said |
| 00:35:55 |
Yeah. I mean, that's what |
| 00:35:58 |
Okay, okay, look. |
| 00:35:59 |
It's not that hard. Um... |
| 00:36:01 |
When he speaks to you... |
| 00:36:02 |
count to three... |
| 00:36:04 |
in your head |
| 00:36:06 |
Don't show any interest. |
| 00:36:08 |
- Hm. |
| 00:36:09 |
You got it? |
| 00:36:12 |
I said do you have it? |
| 00:36:13 |
I was counting to three. |
| 00:36:15 |
Not that slowly. |
| 00:36:16 |
We don't want him to think |
| 00:36:18 |
Um... sorry. |
| 00:36:20 |
It's my bad. |
| 00:36:22 |
Bye. |
| 00:36:30 |
Hey. |
| 00:36:33 |
John Tucker? |
| 00:36:35 |
Hi. |
| 00:36:37 |
So... you must be new. |
| 00:36:41 |
Well, not new" new, but... |
| 00:36:44 |
new to cheer. |
| 00:36:49 |
Okay, don't tell me. |
| 00:36:52 |
Tell me Friday night... |
| 00:36:55 |
I'm captain of the team. |
| 00:36:58 |
I'm obligated to buy you dinner. |
| 00:37:01 |
Thank you, but I'm |
| 00:37:05 |
You busy, or...? |
| 00:37:07 |
Sure. I'm busy. |
| 00:37:10 |
What? |
| 00:37:21 |
Uh... you know, |
| 00:37:23 |
a pretty decent music scene |
| 00:37:26 |
You know, |
| 00:37:29 |
you know, I mean, if I... |
| 00:37:31 |
I could maybe... |
| 00:37:34 |
I could let you know... |
| 00:37:36 |
about that show. |
| 00:37:38 |
Where are you supposed to be? |
| 00:37:40 |
You don't belong in this class. |
| 00:37:42 |
I- I'm just supposed |
| 00:37:47 |
Thanks. |
| 00:37:49 |
Uh, excuse me? Who are you? |
| 00:37:53 |
Whoa. Hey. |
| 00:37:54 |
What's going on h... |
| 00:37:56 |
JOHN |
| 00:37:59 |
If Kate is out there in |
| 00:38:01 |
555-6467. |
| 00:38:05 |
Give me a pen. |
| 00:38:07 |
I'm the captain of the team. |
| 00:38:08 |
You're our new cheerleader. |
| 00:38:10 |
I'm obligated to buy you dinner. |
| 00:38:12 |
KATE |
| 00:38:14 |
Uh, how'd you guys get this video? |
| 00:38:16 |
I've been documenting our efforts. |
| 00:38:18 |
Great! Make a video. |
| 00:38:20 |
Maybe John'll get |
| 00:38:22 |
It's our expose. |
| 00:38:24 |
We're gonna show everybody |
| 00:38:26 |
And how we broke his... heart. |
| 00:38:29 |
It'll be like... |
| 00:38:31 |
Prime Time Tucker. |
| 00:38:32 |
Hasta la vista, motherf... |
| 00:38:33 |
Stop... |
| 00:38:35 |
with the rhyming. |
| 00:38:36 |
Now, that's good. |
| 00:38:37 |
Do it like this. |
| 00:38:38 |
- John... |
| 00:38:40 |
there's only one guy |
| 00:38:42 |
I just don't think |
| 00:38:44 |
...and you are not... |
| 00:38:46 |
We good? |
| 00:38:47 |
We are so gonna neuter him! |
| 00:38:48 |
- Kate, do one. |
| 00:38:50 |
John, there's only one guy |
| 00:38:55 |
- You are not him. |
| 00:38:57 |
How do you want to |
| 00:38:59 |
with no attitude? |
| 00:39:00 |
I... don't want to be |
| 00:39:02 |
Kate... |
| 00:39:03 |
everyone wants to be |
| 00:39:05 |
Come on, you got to sell it! |
| 00:39:07 |
John... |
| 00:39:09 |
there's only one guy |
| 00:39:12 |
but you are not him. |
| 00:39:14 |
No. |
| 00:39:15 |
Kate, this is for |
| 00:39:18 |
that's ever lied to any girl. |
| 00:39:20 |
Okay? |
| 00:39:21 |
Okay, action. |
| 00:39:25 |
John Tucker, there's only |
| 00:39:30 |
but you are not him. |
| 00:39:35 |
Damn. |
| 00:39:37 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:52 |
Oh, hey. |
| 00:39:53 |
Hey. |
| 00:39:54 |
Did you like the flowers? |
| 00:39:56 |
Uh, yeah, if you're... |
| 00:39:59 |
'Cause... I didn't |
| 00:40:02 |
I didn't have a pen. |
| 00:40:13 |
- Scrappy! |
| 00:40:16 |
- Hey, man. |
| 00:40:18 |
So, you're lab partners |
| 00:40:21 |
You talk. |
| 00:40:25 |
Yeah, I don't know, man. |
| 00:40:27 |
I don't think |
| 00:40:29 |
Girl" is my type. |
| 00:40:31 |
All right, well... |
| 00:40:33 |
then-then maybe, uh, |
| 00:40:35 |
She's into stuff like... |
| 00:40:37 |
old-school Elvis Costello; |
| 00:40:39 |
to obscure podcasts; |
| 00:40:40 |
she reads Dave Eggers. |
| 00:40:42 |
You know, she's... |
| 00:40:45 |
Dude... I'm deep. |
| 00:40:46 |
I'm dating the Poetry Club. |
| 00:40:49 |
Oh. |
| 00:40:51 |
So,John asked you to spy on me? |
| 00:40:54 |
Yeah, he heard we |
| 00:40:55 |
so he's having me tail you |
| 00:40:58 |
Although, I am supposed |
| 00:41:00 |
and not giving anything away. |
| 00:41:02 |
You're, like, |
| 00:41:04 |
Or am I the best |
| 00:41:06 |
Who's waiting by the phone, |
| 00:41:08 |
- That's true. |
| 00:41:10 |
I have a kink. |
| 00:41:13 |
That's probably those |
| 00:41:15 |
Are you making fun of me? |
| 00:41:18 |
Uh, a little bit, yeah. |
| 00:41:24 |
Um... sorry. |
| 00:41:26 |
- Yeah, uh... |
| 00:41:28 |
- These are your books. |
| 00:41:30 |
I'm gonna go. |
| 00:41:31 |
Go, Fight, Roar. " |
| 00:41:32 |
Yeah. Right. Yeah. |
| 00:41:33 |
Bye. |
| 00:41:34 |
Shit. |
| 00:41:36 |
Here we go, Kodiaks. Here we go! |
| 00:41:39 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 00:41:42 |
Defense! |
| 00:41:43 |
Hey, I think I totally |
| 00:41:45 |
I mean, he hasn't even looked |
| 00:41:48 |
Relax. Kate, this is going |
| 00:41:49 |
H- How do you know? |
| 00:41:50 |
I just know. I promise. |
| 00:41:52 |
Kate Spencer. |
| 00:41:53 |
How you doing? |
| 00:41:55 |
Good. How are you? |
| 00:41:56 |
Not so good. |
| 00:41:58 |
See, I like this girl, |
| 00:42:00 |
Tucker! Get in the game! |
| 00:42:02 |
I'm baring my soul, here, Coach. |
| 00:00:05 |
Ball! |
| 00:00:06 |
So, Fridays... |
| 00:00:08 |
we usually go out to the beach, |
| 00:00:10 |
You should come. |
| 00:00:12 |
U- Uh... |
| 00:00:13 |
Come on,J.T.! |
| 00:00:14 |
- John... |
| 00:00:15 |
If it'll make him shoot, okay. |
| 00:00:23 |
You. |
| 00:00:25 |
Yeah! |
| 00:00:28 |
Kodiaks are number one! |
| 00:00:31 |
After Thursday's game, |
| 00:00:32 |
which Kate S. has taken |
| 00:00:34 |
capturing the full attention... |
| 00:00:36 |
of the school's greatest prize... |
| 00:00:37 |
J.T.! |
| 00:00:39 |
CROWD |
| 00:00:41 |
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! |
| 00:00:47 |
Sorry. |
| 00:00:48 |
I've never done this before. |
| 00:00:51 |
You put it on her bra? |
| 00:00:52 |
Guys, he is gonna find that... |
| 00:00:53 |
in, like, |
| 00:00:55 |
Or not. |
| 00:00:58 |
Beth, can you speak |
| 00:01:00 |
Um... Kate's boob cam. |
| 00:01:02 |
Testing, testing. Hello. |
| 00:01:04 |
You guys. |
| 00:01:06 |
Oh, my gosh! |
| 00:01:07 |
- Hello! |
| 00:01:08 |
Waah... waah... |
| 00:01:11 |
Okay. |
| 00:01:12 |
You know, if we play |
| 00:01:15 |
we can keep this going all |
| 00:01:18 |
That may just work. See? |
| 00:01:20 |
I've already made a projected |
| 00:01:22 |
based on John's |
| 00:01:24 |
compared to Kate's |
| 00:01:25 |
Hmm! |
| 00:01:26 |
So, it leads to two events: |
| 00:01:28 |
the away game |
| 00:01:30 |
Now, I say our best chance |
| 00:01:33 |
is to see how much |
| 00:01:34 |
So we test him... |
| 00:01:36 |
at the away game, and then... |
| 00:01:37 |
we crush him... |
| 00:01:39 |
...at his party. |
| 00:01:40 |
Bingo. |
| 00:01:41 |
How do you know he's going |
| 00:01:43 |
Oh, you're so new, |
| 00:01:46 |
John's birthday is, like, |
| 00:01:49 |
combined with MTV Music Awards. |
| 00:01:52 |
So are you ready for him? |
| 00:01:54 |
Yes. Okay, so, um, |
| 00:01:56 |
I- I count to three. |
| 00:01:58 |
No. |
| 00:02:00 |
That's when you were |
| 00:02:02 |
You're going out. |
| 00:02:04 |
So I count... to four? |
| 00:02:07 |
Oh, my God, I don't know |
| 00:02:10 |
I mean, this is |
| 00:02:12 |
Chill out! |
| 00:02:13 |
Look, you're with three girls... |
| 00:02:14 |
who know how he |
| 00:02:15 |
You'll be fine. |
| 00:02:17 |
Okay. I'm going to be John. |
| 00:02:18 |
Heather, be Kate. |
| 00:02:19 |
I don't want to be Kate. |
| 00:02:20 |
Can I be Kate? |
| 00:02:21 |
Fine, let Kate be Kate. |
| 00:02:23 |
- Just go. |
| 00:02:24 |
Baby, it's your lucky day... |
| 00:02:28 |
'cause I'm going |
| 00:02:29 |
Where do you want to go? |
| 00:02:31 |
I don't know. |
| 00:02:32 |
Where do you want to go? |
| 00:02:33 |
No! He's not in control, remember? |
| 00:02:36 |
You are. Right? |
| 00:02:37 |
- Mm-hmm. |
| 00:02:39 |
Honey, you know I'm all about |
| 00:02:42 |
So, what movie? |
| 00:02:44 |
Anything you want. |
| 00:02:48 |
What do you think I want? |
| 00:02:50 |
And don't be wrong. |
| 00:02:56 |
- Ka-pow. |
| 00:02:59 |
- Okay. |
| 00:03:01 |
Okay, wait, it can't |
| 00:03:02 |
Cleavage. It's going |
| 00:03:05 |
It'll be perfect. |
| 00:03:16 |
Kate. Hey, you made it. |
| 00:03:17 |
Yeah. |
| 00:03:18 |
Hey, Kate. |
| 00:03:20 |
Hi, Tuck. Kate. |
| 00:03:21 |
- Hey, Kate. |
| 00:03:22 |
Hey, Kate! It's Becky |
| 00:03:25 |
Oh, hey! |
| 00:03:26 |
Hey, what's up, Kate? |
| 00:03:27 |
Looks like I'm out with |
| 00:03:30 |
Lucky you. |
| 00:03:32 |
So... tell me about yourself. |
| 00:03:35 |
I want to know everything; |
| 00:03:38 |
Oh, my story. |
| 00:03:39 |
Um... It's still being written. |
| 00:03:41 |
So... it's a mystery. |
| 00:03:43 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:03:44 |
I like mysteries. |
| 00:03:45 |
Really? |
| 00:03:47 |
I mean, what do you |
| 00:03:49 |
I don't know. |
| 00:03:51 |
I guess... |
| 00:03:53 |
I like secrets. |
| 00:03:55 |
I bet. |
| 00:04:01 |
Okay. You're right. |
| 00:04:03 |
Too much talking |
| 00:04:05 |
Let me just stand here |
| 00:04:09 |
John. |
| 00:04:10 |
Shh... |
| 00:04:11 |
The sunset is that way. |
| 00:04:14 |
Yeah, no, I'm just enjoying... |
| 00:04:16 |
everyone staring at me |
| 00:04:18 |
They wish they were out |
| 00:04:23 |
So, how did I end |
| 00:04:25 |
with the most amazing |
| 00:04:27 |
I mean, was it |
| 00:04:29 |
or... my really nice butt? |
| 00:04:32 |
I think it was |
| 00:04:34 |
- JOHN Liar! |
| 00:04:36 |
He's in his zone tonight. |
| 00:04:37 |
I hope she can handle it. |
| 00:04:39 |
The beach, the sunset... |
| 00:04:40 |
At least there's no romantic fire. |
| 00:04:43 |
Ah! |
| 00:04:44 |
Mine's on fire! |
| 00:04:46 |
Thank you. |
| 00:04:50 |
Ew. |
| 00:04:52 |
So, um... |
| 00:04:55 |
can I give you a ride home? |
| 00:04:57 |
Now? |
| 00:04:59 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:05:01 |
Um... |
| 00:05:05 |
I have to pee. |
| 00:05:08 |
That was too much information. |
| 00:05:10 |
It's okay. |
| 00:05:12 |
Your secret's safe with me. |
| 00:05:13 |
I- I gotta make sure... |
| 00:05:15 |
Tommy's got a ride home, |
| 00:05:16 |
I'll meet you at the truck? |
| 00:05:20 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:05:29 |
Hello. |
| 00:05:31 |
I need some help here. |
| 00:05:32 |
We didn't prepare her for this. |
| 00:05:37 |
- Hi. |
| 00:05:39 |
Okay, a ride home? |
| 00:05:40 |
Just breathe. |
| 00:05:41 |
This is really good. |
| 00:05:44 |
Do you think |
| 00:05:45 |
No, if anything, |
| 00:05:46 |
He keeps it PG-13 |
| 00:05:49 |
Okay. Are you a good kisser? |
| 00:05:51 |
I- I-I don't know. |
| 00:05:53 |
Do guys tell you |
| 00:05:56 |
Oh, my God, I-I'm a bad kisser. |
| 00:05:59 |
Okay, stop. |
| 00:06:00 |
All we need is one kiss... |
| 00:06:02 |
and then you leave |
| 00:06:04 |
It is not that hard, okay? |
| 00:06:05 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:06:07 |
I'm going to have to |
| 00:06:08 |
- Okay. Um... |
| 00:06:10 |
Okay. Quick. Okay. |
| 00:06:12 |
Come here. |
| 00:06:13 |
You lock in on him... |
| 00:06:14 |
grab onto that |
| 00:06:16 |
and take control. |
| 00:06:18 |
Hold his gaze. |
| 00:06:20 |
Your lips might just touch, |
| 00:06:23 |
It's just gotta be the temptation. |
| 00:06:27 |
And then you give him |
| 00:06:33 |
Holy jama lama. |
| 00:06:35 |
Kiss her again. |
| 00:06:36 |
Do it. |
| 00:06:37 |
Get out of here, you little perv! |
| 00:06:41 |
Shit! |
| 00:06:42 |
Kate, I'm gone. |
| 00:06:43 |
Kate. |
| 00:06:44 |
Can you kill the lights? |
| 00:06:45 |
Uh... |
| 00:06:48 |
- Hey. |
| 00:06:49 |
- Hey. |
| 00:06:53 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:06:54 |
Nothing. Nothing. |
| 00:06:56 |
I- I... I was just breathing. |
| 00:06:58 |
I... |
| 00:06:59 |
I breathe a lot. |
| 00:07:00 |
Right. |
| 00:07:07 |
Beth's still in the truck. |
| 00:07:08 |
What?! |
| 00:07:10 |
Slut in truck! |
| 00:07:11 |
Come on. We gotta move. |
| 00:07:12 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:07:13 |
Okay, okay, here we go. |
| 00:07:19 |
So... |
| 00:07:21 |
what kind of music you into? |
| 00:07:23 |
Good music. |
| 00:07:26 |
Think I might have some of that. |
| 00:07:28 |
Let's see. |
| 00:07:36 |
Here we go. |
| 00:07:43 |
You like Elvis Costello? |
| 00:07:45 |
You tell me you don't... |
| 00:07:47 |
I'm kicking you out |
| 00:07:49 |
No, I-I-I love him. |
| 00:07:51 |
I mean... he's okay. |
| 00:07:54 |
I guess. Whatever. |
| 00:08:12 |
So what are some of |
| 00:08:15 |
Uh... |
| 00:08:16 |
Well, if I told you, |
| 00:08:39 |
I'm glad we did this. |
| 00:08:41 |
I had a great time. |
| 00:08:42 |
Me, too. |
| 00:08:46 |
Um... |
| 00:08:47 |
Walk me to my door. |
| 00:08:49 |
Sure. |
| 00:09:01 |
Kate? |
| 00:09:05 |
I could walk you to your door... |
| 00:09:07 |
but... |
| 00:09:08 |
then I'd be too tempted to kiss you. |
| 00:09:11 |
And I really like you. |
| 00:09:14 |
You know? And I... |
| 00:09:16 |
I- I don't want to risk anything |
| 00:09:18 |
So... |
| 00:09:19 |
rather than torture myself... |
| 00:09:22 |
I'm just going to say good night. |
| 00:09:24 |
So... good night. |
| 00:09:29 |
- Ow! |
| 00:09:31 |
Ow. |
| 00:09:32 |
I- I think I bobbed |
| 00:09:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:09:37 |
She's going off-book. |
| 00:09:39 |
What just happened? |
| 00:09:40 |
HEATHER |
| 00:09:42 |
What? |
| 00:09:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:09:46 |
Bye. |
| 00:09:49 |
I always like a little risk. |
| 00:10:03 |
- Oh, my gosh. |
| 00:10:06 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:10:08 |
Something is not right. |
| 00:10:27 |
Wh... whoa. |
| 00:10:30 |
- Kate? |
| 00:10:32 |
I don't want to risk |
| 00:10:38 |
Ah. Ah. |
| 00:10:48 |
It's not even my date... |
| 00:10:50 |
and he still gets me |
| 00:11:08 |
Whoa. |
| 00:11:09 |
Honey, what happened? |
| 00:11:10 |
The sprinklers. Sorry. |
| 00:11:12 |
Oh! That could ruin a date, huh? |
| 00:11:16 |
It wasn't a real date, Mom. |
| 00:11:18 |
Right. |
| 00:11:19 |
Um... |
| 00:11:22 |
Listen, uh... |
| 00:11:24 |
I don't think |
| 00:11:27 |
You know, |
| 00:11:29 |
I just... I don't want |
| 00:11:31 |
I'm not going to get hurt. |
| 00:11:32 |
He is. |
| 00:11:34 |
My advice... |
| 00:11:37 |
is not to do this. |
| 00:11:39 |
Mom, there's a lot of things |
| 00:11:41 |
but this is not one of them. |
| 00:11:44 |
I'm sorry, but... |
| 00:11:45 |
honestly, how many John Tuckers... |
| 00:11:47 |
have pulled a hit-and-run on you? |
| 00:11:49 |
That's not fair. |
| 00:11:50 |
I have met some pretty |
| 00:11:53 |
Right, yeah. |
| 00:11:54 |
The drummer, the guy in rehab... |
| 00:11:56 |
and, throw in that one |
| 00:11:57 |
and you've hit the trifecta. |
| 00:12:01 |
When did you get like this? |
| 00:12:03 |
A month ago, |
| 00:12:05 |
A month ago, nobody liked me. |
| 00:12:08 |
I did. |
| 00:12:11 |
I'm sorry, I just... |
| 00:12:13 |
It's been a long night. |
| 00:12:16 |
Yeah, it's okay. |
| 00:12:17 |
I got a little of that, too. |
| 00:12:21 |
Good night. |
| 00:12:24 |
Kate? |
| 00:12:26 |
Just be careful |
| 00:12:28 |
I mean, I'd hate |
| 00:12:32 |
I was nobody, so there's really |
| 00:12:42 |
So, how long till you think |
| 00:12:45 |
I say he'll show up in |
| 00:12:50 |
Come on. |
| 00:12:53 |
CARRI E |
| 00:12:54 |
That's call number five. |
| 00:12:56 |
That's two calls past desperate. |
| 00:12:58 |
Get it. |
| 00:13:00 |
Hello. |
| 00:13:02 |
Hey, Kate. It's me. |
| 00:13:06 |
?ohn? |
| 00:13:08 |
John Tucker? |
| 00:13:09 |
Oh, yeah. Hey. |
| 00:13:12 |
So, did you figure out... |
| 00:13:15 |
if you were doing anything on Saturday? |
| 00:13:16 |
Um... yeah. |
| 00:13:19 |
I did, and... |
| 00:13:21 |
Oh, crap. |
| 00:13:22 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:13:24 |
Uh, some perv's been |
| 00:13:25 |
and I think I see him. |
| 00:13:27 |
I think he's in a Jeep or something. |
| 00:13:29 |
Really? |
| 00:13:30 |
You want me to cruise by |
| 00:13:34 |
No. We're just |
| 00:13:36 |
O- Okay. |
| 00:13:37 |
Well, I'll-I'll talk to you later then. |
| 00:13:40 |
Shit. |
| 00:13:49 |
We fidigured if wed hit stalking potential... |
| 00:13:53 |
it was time to letJohn |
| 00:13:56 |
What? |
| 00:13:59 |
Nah. I thought |
| 00:14:06 |
Wait, where are we going? |
| 00:14:08 |
Well, I could tell you... |
| 00:14:10 |
but then I'd have to kill you. |
| 00:14:12 |
Come on. |
| 00:14:16 |
There's our table. |
| 00:14:18 |
Oh, my gosh. |
| 00:14:21 |
Where are they? |
| 00:14:23 |
Where'd they go? |
| 00:14:24 |
Wait. |
| 00:14:27 |
You guys... |
| 00:14:29 |
I can't tell where they are. |
| 00:14:36 |
Okay, it's... it's definitely dark. |
| 00:14:38 |
BETH |
| 00:14:39 |
I don't know. |
| 00:14:40 |
No effin' way! |
| 00:14:44 |
Boat? Has anybody else |
| 00:14:47 |
I've never been on the boat. |
| 00:14:49 |
Nobody even told me he had a boat! |
| 00:14:53 |
She's not equipped |
| 00:14:54 |
Huh. |
| 00:14:56 |
I'm losing them. |
| 00:14:58 |
I'm losing them! Hey! |
| 00:15:00 |
KATE |
| 00:15:02 |
I'm serious. |
| 00:15:03 |
We've gotta get out there. |
| 00:15:06 |
Come on! |
| 00:15:08 |
We've gotta get there now-ish. |
| 00:15:09 |
I can't! This motor sucks. |
| 00:15:11 |
- Can't you go a little faster? |
| 00:15:14 |
Give me an oar. |
| 00:15:16 |
?ust pretend |
| 00:15:19 |
go Greenpeace on their asses! |
| 00:15:20 |
What? |
| 00:15:22 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 00:15:24 |
Nice. Gilligan here |
| 00:15:27 |
I'll give you Gilligan. " |
| 00:15:29 |
- Heather, Heather, stop it! |
| 00:15:31 |
You have no idea |
| 00:15:33 |
Wait. |
| 00:15:40 |
Okay. This is fine. |
| 00:15:42 |
This is why God |
| 00:15:45 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:15:47 |
What? |
| 00:15:48 |
No signal. |
| 00:15:49 |
What? |
| 00:15:52 |
No signal? |
| 00:16:02 |
It was the first time |
| 00:16:06 |
I cant quite explain it, but... |
| 00:16:08 |
Okay, if I could dream |
| 00:16:10 |
Now make a wish. |
| 00:16:12 |
...John Tucker did it better. |
| 00:16:14 |
He did it way better. |
| 00:16:15 |
I mean, when do you cue |
| 00:16:17 |
Right. |
| 00:16:18 |
I mean, no-no-no-no, |
| 00:16:20 |
It's... It's really nice, but... |
| 00:16:22 |
are you really that scared... |
| 00:16:24 |
to just hang out |
| 00:16:30 |
Okay. Fair enough. |
| 00:16:32 |
But it is terrifying, |
| 00:16:36 |
Me? |
| 00:16:38 |
Kate, I mean... |
| 00:16:39 |
you come out of nowhere... |
| 00:16:41 |
and you've got |
| 00:16:44 |
I don't really think I'm that dialed. |
| 00:16:46 |
No, uh, you're |
| 00:16:49 |
and the most popular guy |
| 00:16:51 |
Right, right, right, yeah, um, I guess. |
| 00:16:55 |
You know, I'm-I'm just lucky. |
| 00:16:56 |
Okay... |
| 00:16:57 |
I'm really lucky. |
| 00:17:00 |
Yeah, and-and-and |
| 00:17:02 |
not to make the most of it. |
| 00:17:03 |
Look, Kate... |
| 00:17:07 |
Maybe sometimes |
| 00:17:10 |
I don't know who else to be. |
| 00:17:13 |
You know, I just gotta put |
| 00:17:19 |
That sounds like an easy way |
| 00:17:25 |
Well... luckily, I... |
| 00:17:29 |
to protect myself against that. |
| 00:17:31 |
Some kick-ass dance moves. |
| 00:17:34 |
What? |
| 00:17:36 |
Wha...? Oh, my gosh! |
| 00:17:39 |
I wasn't ready for that. |
| 00:17:40 |
I was thinking about going pro. |
| 00:17:41 |
- Oh? |
| 00:17:43 |
There was a scout in the stands... |
| 00:17:45 |
at last year's prom. |
| 00:17:46 |
Wow. |
| 00:18:05 |
Oh, my gosh, spill it. |
| 00:18:06 |
We need to know everything. |
| 00:18:11 |
I... You¦ I mean, you-you guys |
| 00:18:14 |
Not on the high seas. |
| 00:18:15 |
What the hell happened out there? |
| 00:18:18 |
Um... nothing, you know? |
| 00:18:20 |
and it was... |
| 00:18:22 |
It was nice. |
| 00:18:25 |
You mean, he was able to... |
| 00:18:28 |
like... intimate? |
| 00:18:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:18:35 |
Look, the only way to see |
| 00:18:38 |
is to see how far |
| 00:18:39 |
at the hotel after the away game. |
| 00:18:41 |
Right. |
| 00:18:45 |
Oh, no. Oh, no, |
| 00:18:49 |
He's got you under his spell. |
| 00:18:52 |
What? No! I-I... |
| 00:18:54 |
No, you come on. |
| 00:18:56 |
You can't lose focus |
| 00:19:00 |
but there is no way to know what |
| 00:19:07 |
Yes, there is. |
| 00:19:09 |
I'm reporting from behind enemy lines... |
| 00:19:12 |
a fortress, if you will, |
| 00:19:15 |
of the male psyche |
| 00:19:16 |
like a slide under a microscope. |
| 00:19:18 |
Good practice. Good practice! |
| 00:19:20 |
Central is going down! |
| 00:19:21 |
Get down! |
| 00:19:30 |
That's disgusting. |
| 00:19:32 |
Hey, look, Ma! No hands! |
| 00:19:38 |
Disgusting. Nice work. |
| 00:19:41 |
- Oh! Tommy! Nachos? |
| 00:19:44 |
I think it was nachos. |
| 00:19:46 |
Holy guacamole. |
| 00:19:48 |
Away game, dude. |
| 00:19:50 |
Naw, I think I'm just gonna |
| 00:19:52 |
Aw, come on. |
| 00:19:53 |
of all that Central High tail by myself? |
| 00:19:55 |
- Guess so. |
| 00:19:56 |
We gonna get us some girls... |
| 00:19:57 |
or are you gonna act like one? |
| 00:20:01 |
That's messed up, Tommy. |
| 00:20:02 |
John. Please, please tell me... |
| 00:20:04 |
you tapped that by now! |
| 00:20:08 |
Boys. Boys. Look... |
| 00:20:10 |
you don't just pop |
| 00:20:12 |
'cause it's on your shelf. |
| 00:20:13 |
CARRI E |
| 00:20:15 |
Great things take time. |
| 00:20:17 |
Man, you whipped! |
| 00:20:18 |
Whipped, man! |
| 00:20:22 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 00:20:24 |
Nobody is whipped, okay? |
| 00:20:26 |
CARRI E |
| 00:20:28 |
Let's just say, |
| 00:20:30 |
I'm gonna be scoring |
| 00:21:05 |
Oh, good. |
| 00:21:06 |
You're gonna help me measure |
| 00:21:10 |
Oh, I actually thought |
| 00:21:15 |
Oh, I... Well, he's |
| 00:21:18 |
without an insurance waiver? |
| 00:21:21 |
Yeah, well, |
| 00:21:23 |
since his left eyebrow grew back. |
| 00:21:27 |
Uh... |
| 00:21:37 |
Hey, kiddo. |
| 00:21:39 |
Nope. |
| 00:21:43 |
Is that him? |
| 00:21:44 |
You're not seriously |
| 00:21:47 |
Don't call him that. |
| 00:21:49 |
We're just going out. |
| 00:21:52 |
Mom, please don't do this. |
| 00:21:54 |
Please? |
| 00:21:55 |
He's probably in town |
| 00:21:57 |
and he's just looking |
| 00:21:59 |
Very clever, sweetheart. |
| 00:22:02 |
Can we not do this |
| 00:22:04 |
Mom, no wonder I'm so messed up. |
| 00:22:05 |
I've never actually seen |
| 00:22:08 |
Who I date... |
| 00:22:09 |
is none of your business. |
| 00:22:11 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:22:12 |
Can you imagine growing up |
| 00:22:15 |
You don't really see |
| 00:22:22 |
See you tomorrow. |
| 00:22:24 |
Don't forget to lock the door |
| 00:22:33 |
So,your teams just won |
| 00:22:37 |
youre at a hotel |
| 00:22:39 |
I mean, this should be fun, |
| 00:22:41 |
Come on.! Get up.! |
| 00:22:42 |
Let's go. |
| 00:22:44 |
Now the real game begins. |
| 00:22:46 |
Are you sure we're |
| 00:22:49 |
Look... |
| 00:22:50 |
this game's in crunch time. |
| 00:22:52 |
Kate, do you know what happens |
| 00:22:54 |
around John Tucker? |
| 00:22:58 |
Carrie, show her. |
| 00:22:59 |
You need to see this. |
| 00:23:01 |
Here. |
| 00:23:05 |
Man, you whipped, man! |
| 00:23:08 |
- Hold up! Hold up. |
| 00:23:09 |
I am not whipped, okay? |
| 00:23:11 |
John Tucker is not whipped. |
| 00:23:13 |
I will have you know |
| 00:23:17 |
I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets. |
| 00:23:19 |
Uncork it, then pork it. |
| 00:23:20 |
- Okay, I got you on that one! |
| 00:23:25 |
John Tucker, you are going down. |
| 00:23:42 |
What? Is it okay? |
| 00:23:44 |
You should totally wear |
| 00:23:47 |
She's hot! |
| 00:23:53 |
Kate S. requests... |
| 00:23:55 |
video chat with?ohn T"? |
| 00:23:59 |
Okay, you're gone. |
| 00:24:01 |
- All right! Playa-playa! |
| 00:24:04 |
- Bye-bye. |
| 00:24:08 |
Hey, there. |
| 00:24:10 |
Hey. You alone? |
| 00:24:13 |
Yeah. You? |
| 00:24:15 |
Yeah. It's so sad... |
| 00:24:17 |
I'm so... lovely. |
| 00:24:20 |
No! |
| 00:24:21 |
Lonely! |
| 00:24:23 |
I'm so lonely. |
| 00:24:25 |
Well, maybe I could... |
| 00:24:27 |
come over there |
| 00:24:30 |
Oh. I'd like that... |
| 00:24:34 |
She's totally watching. |
| 00:24:36 |
There's no way |
| 00:24:37 |
- Damn it. |
| 00:24:39 |
you went out on the ledge... |
| 00:24:40 |
and came in |
| 00:24:43 |
Yeah, right. |
| 00:24:45 |
Yeah, that's crazy. |
| 00:24:46 |
It's too bad. |
| 00:24:50 |
Or... down. |
| 00:24:54 |
I- I could try the balcony. |
| 00:24:58 |
Great! |
| 00:25:00 |
I already counted. |
| 00:25:01 |
I'll be right there. |
| 00:25:03 |
Hold-Hold on! |
| 00:25:04 |
Uh, hold on. |
| 00:25:05 |
What? |
| 00:25:06 |
Um... |
| 00:25:07 |
I... got you a present? |
| 00:25:11 |
- Oh, yeah? |
| 00:25:12 |
It's... under your bed. |
| 00:25:22 |
Ooh. A little preview? |
| 00:25:25 |
N- No. |
| 00:25:27 |
I want you to wear them. |
| 00:25:29 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:25:31 |
It's sexy. Haven't you |
| 00:25:35 |
No. |
| 00:25:36 |
That's cute. |
| 00:25:38 |
You're just so... |
| 00:25:41 |
What? |
| 00:25:42 |
No, I am not inexperienced. |
| 00:25:44 |
John... |
| 00:25:46 |
Johnny. I thought |
| 00:25:53 |
You know what? I am tired... |
| 00:26:01 |
...and it is getting |
| 00:26:04 |
I'll just see you tomorrow. |
| 00:26:10 |
Wait. Um... |
| 00:26:14 |
Okay. |
| 00:26:57 |
- You...! |
| 00:26:59 |
...little...! |
| 00:27:01 |
- March! |
| 00:27:06 |
- Ow! |
| 00:27:07 |
- What are you wearing? |
| 00:27:11 |
What... the hell? |
| 00:27:13 |
I think this belongs to you, Coach. |
| 00:27:16 |
I found it in my bed. |
| 00:27:17 |
Coach, make her let go. |
| 00:27:19 |
Let go. |
| 00:27:23 |
Live and let live" |
| 00:27:26 |
Takes all kinds to build a freeway. |
| 00:27:30 |
But I am not equipped... |
| 00:27:32 |
for this kind of weirdness... |
| 00:27:34 |
this close to the playoffs! |
| 00:27:45 |
I guess it was |
| 00:27:49 |
Show's over, ladies. |
| 00:27:50 |
Back to your rooms. |
| 00:27:52 |
Show's over! |
| 00:27:55 |
Hey,John! |
| 00:27:58 |
Love the bow. |
| 00:27:59 |
Your butt is my screensaver. |
| 00:28:02 |
There he is. |
| 00:28:06 |
Hey, Tucker! |
| 00:28:20 |
All right, let's go! |
| 00:28:21 |
Split up, shirts versus skins. |
| 00:28:29 |
All right. Ball. |
| 00:28:32 |
Dude, you wearing |
| 00:28:34 |
Yup. |
| 00:28:45 |
It's like letting your best |
| 00:28:49 |
They're breezy. |
| 00:28:51 |
They don't bind. |
| 00:28:53 |
And they give you |
| 00:29:04 |
What? |
| 00:29:11 |
All right, guys, let's go! |
| 00:29:28 |
Un... believable. |
| 00:29:30 |
I'd hit him with my car... |
| 00:29:32 |
if he wouldn't make a body cast |
| 00:29:40 |
Kate! |
| 00:29:42 |
Hey. The other night didn't |
| 00:29:47 |
Yeah, I know. Sorry. |
| 00:29:49 |
Nah, it's okay. |
| 00:29:52 |
I noticed. Now everyone knows |
| 00:29:55 |
Tommy was thinking |
| 00:29:59 |
Not the Same Old |
| 00:30:01 |
Cute. |
| 00:30:03 |
Kate, Kate, wait. |
| 00:30:07 |
Look... |
| 00:30:10 |
I was humiliated trying |
| 00:30:13 |
and I'm not working this hard |
| 00:30:17 |
So I'm not just some |
| 00:30:19 |
you wanna |
| 00:30:21 |
Where'd you hear that? |
| 00:30:22 |
No-No-No, look-look, |
| 00:30:25 |
locker room talk, okay? |
| 00:30:27 |
You act like a pig |
| 00:30:30 |
Yes. Exactly. |
| 00:30:31 |
Look, I'm... I'm saying |
| 00:30:34 |
I'm doing things |
| 00:30:35 |
I mean, I put on your underwear |
| 00:30:41 |
I'm trying so hard. |
| 00:30:44 |
But I'm out of plays. |
| 00:30:47 |
Kate... you're the one. |
| 00:30:53 |
Look, I've... never |
| 00:30:58 |
I'm not exactly sure how it goes. |
| 00:31:01 |
It's just something personal. |
| 00:31:03 |
Okay? Something to show you... |
| 00:31:07 |
and whoever wants to know, |
| 00:31:11 |
Excellent! |
| 00:31:12 |
Yeah. I'm whipped. |
| 00:31:18 |
Will you be my girlfriend? |
| 00:31:22 |
Oh... my... |
| 00:31:24 |
God. |
| 00:31:25 |
We'll crush him. |
| 00:31:27 |
Kill time. Bam! |
| 00:31:29 |
Happy birthday, little Tucker. |
| 00:31:33 |
Um... y-you guys... |
| 00:31:36 |
I'm feeling a little weird |
| 00:31:38 |
Huh? |
| 00:31:40 |
Kate... |
| 00:31:41 |
You said if you ever dated a guy like this... |
| 00:31:44 |
you would get even. |
| 00:31:46 |
I know, um, but... |
| 00:31:51 |
Oh, my God, you love him! |
| 00:31:52 |
Oh, we are doing |
| 00:31:54 |
This is for your own good. |
| 00:31:56 |
Reality check, Kate: |
| 00:31:57 |
you're not really dating him. |
| 00:31:59 |
You got Tucked over. |
| 00:32:00 |
He didn't fall for you. |
| 00:32:03 |
Who were you before you met us? |
| 00:32:05 |
No one... and then |
| 00:32:08 |
and this is how you repay us? |
| 00:32:10 |
So, the little monster you |
| 00:32:13 |
and then what? |
| 00:32:15 |
- You become a legend! |
| 00:32:17 |
- What if I don't want that? |
| 00:32:19 |
And... this watch |
| 00:32:21 |
I'm the head cheerleader. |
| 00:32:23 |
This watch should be mine! |
| 00:32:24 |
What, you think because |
| 00:32:27 |
you can get whatever you want? |
| 00:32:28 |
- Exactly! |
| 00:32:30 |
Thanks, Carrie. |
| 00:32:31 |
He deserves the best, okay? |
| 00:32:33 |
He obviously deserves me. |
| 00:32:34 |
- What?! |
| 00:32:36 |
You don't care about him. |
| 00:32:37 |
All you care about is |
| 00:32:39 |
I believe it's Har-vard. " |
| 00:32:41 |
Stop it. You guys, |
| 00:32:43 |
Well, friends don't say they're |
| 00:32:46 |
And then totally screw |
| 00:32:47 |
If you're not against John, |
| 00:32:54 |
You guys really think |
| 00:32:56 |
get over John Tucker? |
| 00:32:57 |
You're either obsessed |
| 00:33:00 |
or obsessed with dating him. |
| 00:33:02 |
Either way, |
| 00:33:05 |
I'm done with it. |
| 00:33:08 |
Well, cheerleaders don't quit. |
| 00:33:10 |
I'm not a real cheerleader. |
| 00:33:13 |
Whatever your plan is, |
| 00:33:16 |
Well, don't worry about it... |
| 00:33:18 |
because you're fired! |
| 00:33:20 |
But... |
| 00:33:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:33:23 |
Hang on. |
| 00:33:25 |
I think I know what we need. |
| 00:33:52 |
I wish it couldjust be simple, |
| 00:33:57 |
Boom, end of story, |
| 00:34:01 |
That's a nice watch. |
| 00:34:03 |
No, it's-it's not |
| 00:34:05 |
But its never really |
| 00:34:08 |
Since when are Beth and Carrie |
| 00:34:10 |
Those girls absolutely |
| 00:34:13 |
And what are they |
| 00:34:18 |
What happened to you? |
| 00:34:20 |
You were so different, |
| 00:34:22 |
the rest of them¦ |
| 00:34:25 |
No, I-I didn't. |
| 00:34:26 |
No, it's-it's not like that. |
| 00:34:28 |
It's something you cooked |
| 00:34:30 |
It's just a joke to you, isn't it? |
| 00:34:35 |
You want to know |
| 00:34:37 |
He thinks that you're the first... |
| 00:34:39 |
honest relationship |
| 00:34:41 |
Well, he's not that innocent, okay? |
| 00:34:43 |
I mean, y-you know |
| 00:34:45 |
Everybody knows how he can be. |
| 00:34:48 |
And still, every girl |
| 00:34:49 |
to date him, |
| 00:34:51 |
And yeah, he lies to girls |
| 00:34:55 |
I can't imagine the kind |
| 00:34:58 |
Can you? |
| 00:35:17 |
Mom! The frosting! |
| 00:35:19 |
There's cake under it. |
| 00:35:21 |
Yeah. I sent Skip home. |
| 00:35:26 |
Oh. |
| 00:35:30 |
You know, I'm starting to get |
| 00:35:33 |
Look, I know my... |
| 00:35:36 |
relationship stuff affects you. |
| 00:35:38 |
I made mistakes. |
| 00:35:40 |
But I would never plan |
| 00:35:43 |
I- I'm just... |
| 00:35:44 |
I just got so caught up in it. |
| 00:35:48 |
I guess... |
| 00:35:50 |
I was invisible for so long that... |
| 00:35:53 |
it felt good to be noticed. |
| 00:35:55 |
Kate... |
| 00:35:56 |
you chose to be invisible. |
| 00:35:58 |
You thought it would |
| 00:36:01 |
Well, they're |
| 00:36:04 |
I mean, none of this is really me. |
| 00:36:07 |
And-and now I don't even know |
| 00:36:11 |
Maybe if you showed them |
| 00:36:40 |
- Hey, happy birthday, bro. |
| 00:36:47 |
Hey, have you seen Tommy? |
| 00:36:48 |
We have a birthday |
| 00:36:50 |
Yeah, he's on stage, in the truck. |
| 00:36:55 |
We 'bout to thump up in here! |
| 00:37:02 |
People in Planes. |
| 00:37:05 |
Hey, look, check me out over here. |
| 00:37:06 |
Come on, now, gather round. |
| 00:37:08 |
It's John Tucker toast time! Yeah! |
| 00:37:11 |
Hey,John, come up here, man! |
| 00:37:13 |
All right, look, |
| 00:37:15 |
A birthday comes |
| 00:37:17 |
and the good Lord |
| 00:37:19 |
Now, old pal, |
| 00:37:21 |
and see who's giving you... |
| 00:37:23 |
a... spanking! Ho-ho-ho! |
| 00:37:29 |
- Tommy! Tommy, hey! |
| 00:37:33 |
Oh,just a little something |
| 00:37:36 |
Me likey. |
| 00:37:37 |
Okay, perfect. Here we go. |
| 00:37:45 |
That was hot! |
| 00:37:47 |
- He's got mad skills! |
| 00:37:49 |
Boy can slam! |
| 00:37:51 |
Move on back |
| 00:37:54 |
We love you,John! |
| 00:37:57 |
Happy birthday,?ohn! |
| 00:37:58 |
- Everyone in the Poetry Club... |
| 00:38:01 |
You made it. Come on. |
| 00:38:03 |
Come wish me a happy birthday. |
| 00:38:06 |
John, that's not why I'm here. |
| 00:38:10 |
JOHN |
| 00:38:13 |
this is just something |
| 00:38:16 |
whoever wants to know, |
| 00:38:19 |
- You're the one, Kate. |
| 00:38:21 |
Look, I've never done this |
| 00:38:24 |
This is cool. |
| 00:38:25 |
...I'm not exactly sure how it goes. |
| 00:38:28 |
Will you be my girlfriend? |
| 00:38:29 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:38:32 |
John Tucker, |
| 00:38:34 |
- for me... |
| 00:38:35 |
but you are not... |
| 00:38:41 |
What's going on? |
| 00:38:43 |
Um... |
| 00:38:45 |
John, I have something I have to say. |
| 00:38:48 |
This entire time... |
| 00:38:50 |
I've been pretending to be |
| 00:38:52 |
so you would... fall for me. |
| 00:38:55 |
Louder! |
| 00:38:57 |
We were trying to break your heart... |
| 00:39:00 |
so you knew what it felt like. |
| 00:39:02 |
We"? |
| 00:39:06 |
I get it. |
| 00:39:09 |
Well, hey... |
| 00:39:11 |
you girls pulled it off. |
| 00:39:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:17 |
It worked. |
| 00:39:20 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:39:25 |
You guys breaking up? |
| 00:39:26 |
Look, this entire time, |
| 00:39:30 |
I've been lying about who I am. |
| 00:39:33 |
But... I'm done pretending. |
| 00:39:36 |
This is the real me. |
| 00:39:38 |
This is Kate. |
| 00:39:43 |
- Hey, Kate! |
| 00:39:47 |
You're ruining the party! |
| 00:39:50 |
- That is so not fair. |
| 00:39:52 |
This is all our fault. |
| 00:39:54 |
We should never |
| 00:39:56 |
Give me that. |
| 00:39:59 |
So big deal, she lied. |
| 00:40:01 |
We all lied. |
| 00:40:02 |
What, like you've |
| 00:40:04 |
Exactly. You should be |
| 00:40:06 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:40:11 |
Everybody chill. |
| 00:40:13 |
Look... they're right. |
| 00:40:15 |
All right, we all do it. |
| 00:40:17 |
I lie. |
| 00:40:18 |
I pretend I'm whatever |
| 00:40:21 |
And it works, dude! |
| 00:40:22 |
You're the man! |
| 00:40:23 |
Naw, I'm not saying |
| 00:40:26 |
- It's a great thing! |
| 00:40:27 |
what I'm trying to say is... |
| 00:40:29 |
it's wrong. |
| 00:40:32 |
There ain't nothin' wrong |
| 00:40:34 |
with the finest girls |
| 00:40:36 |
Yeah! |
| 00:40:39 |
CROWD |
| 00:40:43 |
Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! |
| 00:40:47 |
Oh! |
| 00:41:17 |
?ohn! |
| 00:41:19 |
Hi. |
| 00:41:21 |
- Hey. |
| 00:41:24 |
Wow, you look... clean. |
| 00:41:29 |
Thanks. You look |
| 00:41:31 |
Thanks. |
| 00:41:33 |
Listen... |
| 00:41:35 |
I shouldn't have |
| 00:41:36 |
Kate, stop. |
| 00:41:37 |
I deserved the cake |
| 00:41:39 |
And, as hard as it might be |
| 00:41:42 |
I'm gonna start telling the truth. |
| 00:41:45 |
I mean it. |
| 00:41:46 |
Okay, well, that... |
| 00:41:50 |
So... truce? |
| 00:41:53 |
I'd like that. |
| 00:41:55 |
Ow! |
| 00:41:59 |
I think you bobbed when I... |
| 00:42:00 |
- Weaved. Yeah. |
| 00:42:04 |
See you around. |
| 00:42:06 |
Yeah. Good luck. |
| 00:42:13 |
So, it took us |
| 00:42:16 |
and three days to get |
| 00:42:18 |
But you know what? |
| 00:42:19 |
Kate. |
| 00:42:21 |
Hey, Kate. |
| 00:42:22 |
Hey, um, uh, one sec. |
| 00:42:25 |
- Hi. |
| 00:42:27 |
So, uh... |
| 00:42:28 |
things didn't quite work out |
| 00:42:31 |
Um... see, we have shop |
| 00:42:35 |
- Was there another fire? |
| 00:42:36 |
No, I... |
| 00:42:39 |
that I shouldn't be operating |
| 00:42:41 |
No way. |
| 00:42:43 |
Um... |
| 00:42:45 |
but Chemistry |
| 00:42:52 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:42:54 |
Yes. I'm sure. |
| 00:42:56 |
You're perfect, Kate. |
| 00:42:59 |
Um... you know, |
| 00:43:03 |
smarter than me, |
| 00:43:05 |
not flammable. |
| 00:43:07 |
Right? |
| 00:43:09 |
True. |
| 00:43:16 |
on the other Tucker. |
| 00:43:17 |
She'll definitely need help |
| 00:43:19 |
I just upgraded my boob cam. |
| 00:43:21 |
- We can do a full-frontal attack. |
| 00:43:24 |
No. Let's just |
| 00:43:26 |
Hang out? |
| 00:43:28 |
Where's that gonna go on |
| 00:43:30 |
And John Tucker? |
| 00:43:30 |
And John Tucker? |
| 00:43:31 |
We defirinitely got to him. |
| 00:43:33 |
He never lied to a girl again. |
| 00:43:34 |
Hey, beautiful. |
| 00:43:35 |
Now, we need to go into this |
| 00:43:38 |
Complete honesty. |
| 00:43:39 |
Jennifer, this is? ill... |
| 00:43:42 |
my other girlfriend. |
| 00:43:43 |
I think we can make this work. |
| 00:43:46 |
And the girl who made |
| 00:43:50 |
Well, shes a legend. |
| 00:43:59 |
Oh.! |
| 00:44:00 |
I almost forgot. |
| 00:44:02 |
If youre thinking |
| 00:44:03 |
just remember when you mess |
| 00:44:06 |
you better be prepared |
| 00:44:53 |
Holy jama lama! |
