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Johnson Family Vacation
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We here. We are here. |
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I can't believe we at Three Tizzle, |
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English, son. |
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Son, your Uncle Mack is gonna trip. |
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Man, when I first left Caruthersville, all I |
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Look at me now. Pushing a fully-loaded, |
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Come on, Dad. Compared to these |
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- What? |
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They're nice. Got your Ferrari, Lotus, but |
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Hello, mon. Welcome to 310 Motoring. |
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I'm Nate Johnson. Is my truck ready? |
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Yes, it is, mon. You're the insurance |
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Oh, snap. Hey. |
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Yo, that's Kurupt. I sent him my |
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Just act like you my bodyguard. |
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And if he come over, |
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- Hear that? |
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I named you Davernius James... |
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...after your granddaddy. |
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This rap thing, son, |
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There's no pension, no 401 plan... |
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...and obviously no dental. |
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That's why they all have |
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Oh! |
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Dad. Dad, come on. |
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Now, that's what I call a fully-loaded |
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The platinum grill, Burberry interior. |
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Hydraulic switches, three-wheel |
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- Oh, boy. |
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Now, what self-respecting lawyer |
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- Dr. Dre. |
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Come here. Now, look, son, |
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...in three, four, five, six, seven, |
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And I don't want you thugging it up. |
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But, Dad, then why are we here? |
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We're here to install my 8-track player |
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Listen, if you wanted to go old-school, |
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Boy, you know those videos |
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Now, back in my day, you couldn't have |
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...and call yourself having a good record. |
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Just put it on, let it play. Wasn't |
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All that "Rub me |
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Gotta wear a condom |
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No, no, no. Tell me this is not my truck. |
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Yes it is, insurance man. Beautiful, isn't |
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...and the headrests, a Nike airbag... |
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...even new 26-inch rims |
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Not by me. The only thing |
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Now, where is it? |
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Oh, the Delco. |
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It must have been a mix-up... |
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...made by my brother, who we fired. |
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Now, I suggest you get that junk |
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...before I flip you upside down |
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Wait. Don't be so violent. |
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Calm down. |
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It's gonna take about... |
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...one Jamaica, three... Three days. |
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In three days, I've gotta be in Missouri. |
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No worries. |
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Just take it. And bring it back |
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- No charge. |
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Better not be no charge to me. |
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It has eight-track, nine-track, |
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Don't worry, boss man. |
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Dad, hit the switches. |
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Up, up. Down. |
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Yeah. |
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This don't make sense. |
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She's all looking at us. |
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Hey, this hot, huh? |
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Oh, snap. Yo, Dad. Look. |
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310 dropped the navigation |
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It's going up, up, up. |
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But here's the fun part. |
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Los Angeles to Caruthersville, Missouri. |
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Los Angeles |
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That's all I need, is another woman |
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Girl, wanna know my perfect outfit? |
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You know, the ones she had |
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No, no. But Eve's top at the AMAs? |
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Open the door. |
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Tried that. |
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Here. Use this. |
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Hold on. |
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- Hello? |
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Nikki, let your sister get her dog's stuff. |
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- Okay. |
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Your father's supposed to be here. |
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So get off the phone, finish packing, |
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Ah! Don't you answer that phone. |
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- Whoever it is can call when you get back. |
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- Did you see that? |
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- Dad, did you see that? |
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Boy, give me the phone. |
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Upstairs, D.J. Hello? |
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Hey, Mama. No, I told you. |
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- We'll be there in three days. |
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Because Ms. Uppity makes you |
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I don't know why that woman |
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Come on, Mama. You did throw |
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- Is that woman even coming? |
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Hold on, your brother Mack just got |
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- Hey, Mama. |
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All the time, girl. |
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Set it right over there between |
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- No, no. Mack got you a plasma TV? |
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- Hey, here, talk to your brother. |
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Hey, little bro, what's going on? |
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Hey, man. What happened |
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Don't worry about it. She... |
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You planning on coming here and |
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Man, what trophy? |
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I'm just bringing my family there |
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That's thoughtful of you, baby bro... |
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...seeing as you ain't been here |
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- You trying to start something? |
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It's just, you ain't been here in so long, |
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You do remember the rules, don't you? |
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...if you ain't a family. |
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So I strongly suggest, if you wanna |
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...you ought to start coaching |
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My little brother Nate. Hey, Mama. |
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Hey, look. |
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Hello? All right, all right. |
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Yo, Dad. |
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Look, I'm really tired, |
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I mean, we gotta go |
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Then we gotta go all the way over here. |
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All right, all right, I get it. |
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If they weren't, we wouldn't be going |
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Your mother and I are gonna |
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- All right. |
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Lock your door. Close your vent. |
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- Don't touch the radio. |
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I said, don't touch the radio. |
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Dorothy, Nikki, let's go! |
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- You wanna learn how to drive? |
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Give me your hand. |
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Let's go! |
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Calm down, Nate. |
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Let's go. |
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- Oh, no, don't even think about it. |
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Man, what would I do without |
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Tastes so good, it'll bite you back. |
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- Let me go get these women. |
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Ladies? Come on, let's go. |
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And it's 9:42. Let's roll. |
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Oh, no, no, no. |
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Don't tell me you're bringing your |
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Yes. I have a test when I get back. |
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- Why don't you study when we get back. |
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D.J., help your mother with her bags. |
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- Whoa, whoa! |
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Running like you stole something. |
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Hello, sweetie. |
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You mean you gotta do this every...? |
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Yeah, you right. My belly button |
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What? Now, see, you going a little far |
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- No way... |
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- Mama! |
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You're living under my roof, |
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No boys on the phone, on the answering |
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- Don't you roll your eyes at me. |
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I didn't want you to have a cell phone |
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Y'all arguing about the wrong thing. |
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And did you get the Planters Cheez |
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Nate. You see what she's wearing? |
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Actually, both y'all need to change. |
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You know my mama don't like pink. |
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Nate. Cheez Balls. |
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Daddy, I made this outfit myself. |
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Get upstairs and finish |
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- But it took me... |
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Now, let's go change. |
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I-10 by 10. |
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- Hi, Daddy. |
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- And how are you? |
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You look nice. Ready for the trip? |
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Nate, what happened to your car? |
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- It looks like a purse on wheels. |
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There you go, son. |
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...you'll make one hell of a bellboy. |
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Go ahead. |
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All right, sweetie, |
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All right, upsy-goesy. |
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Okay, better. |
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Remember, baby girl, I have |
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...planned for you at Bun World. |
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Yeah! |
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Wait, Daddy. Don't leave Sir Barks-a-Lot. |
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He's going to miss my birthday. |
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Sweetie, there is no dog, okay? |
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Nate, get the dog. |
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There. |
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- There you go. |
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What the hell? |
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Nikki, this better be FTD. |
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- He's old enough to be your granddaddy. |
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"Yoo-hoo, Dorothy"? |
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Nikki. |
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You ain't tell me |
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I didn't tell you because you a kid. |
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- See, there you go. |
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- We use those flowers for his funeral. |
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Oh. Thanks for the book, Stan. |
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I really can't accept the flowers. |
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Why not? I spent all week picking them. |
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- We're study partners, that's it. |
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I mean I don't want you |
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- What's up, bro? |
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Stan Turner. |
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Nate Johnson. |
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- Husband, 16 years. |
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I'm just trying to take my family |
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You know us, some Spades, |
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...some softball. |
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Careful there. Getting just a little... |
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What is wrong with you? |
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Stan, wait. |
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"Stan, wait"? I didn't get the memo. |
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- When did we start seeing other people? |
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I agreed to this trip because |
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Fine. Fine. Fine. |
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Nate Johnson. |
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Capricorn. |
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So where'd you meet him? |
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That so-called accounting class? |
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So that's what this is all about? |
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I thought we settled that |
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Oh, so I'm the bad guy? |
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I can be a wife, a mother |
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- Hey, my mother did it. |
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That's why the last time I saw |
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Mommy, I'm hungry. |
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Hey, Nikki, can you get your sister |
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Aha! |
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- Shut up. |
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Be very careful in Daddy's new truck. |
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Look, everybody else, this truck |
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If you break something, |
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Oops. Sorry, Dad. |
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That's okay, sweetie. |
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All right, I-10 by 10:03. |
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Damn. We're late. |
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- Yo, Dad, who is that? |
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I wish somebody can come |
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Now, Nate, be fair. Just load |
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I'll load half of his CDs when he pays |
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Nate. |
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Fine. But I like my music nonviolent |
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So nobody who's been shot. |
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Here, come here. |
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Okay, right here. Tupac Shakur. |
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Shot. |
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- Nate. Nate, what... |
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...shot. |
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C-Murder... |
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Yeah, but with a name like that, |
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- Sam Cooke. |
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Shot. |
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That's Sam Cooke. |
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- You gonna make me pull over. |
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- Eh... |
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That is one of the greatest singers... |
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- He threw out Marvin Gaye. |
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By his daddy. |
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- Twice. |
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- AI Green. |
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- That was hot grits. |
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That man is a reverend. My pastor. |
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How am I supposed to go to church? |
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Daddy, no one's been shot on this one. |
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Daddy, why aren't you singing? |
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Hey. |
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- Hey, hey. |
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- Nate, what are you doing? |
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Yeah. |
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Whoa! |
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Did you see this fool? What is he...? |
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Come on. |
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I'll show this redneck what a brother |
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That's right, baby. I got the zoom-zoom |
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Daddy, look at the cute little baby. |
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Yeah, sucker. |
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Tenderwipe that. |
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That's driving right there. |
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That's all right, right there. |
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Hey, Dad. Dad, get the bags. |
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Everybody all right? Get the bags! |
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All my music... Man, them |
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Nate, do something. |
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Hold on! |
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- What is he doing? |
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You all right, everybody? |
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You sure did. |
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Oh, my God. |
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That was close there. |
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You are now |
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Nate, the kids are tired. |
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Let's just start fresh tomorrow. |
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Oh, I guess watching me drive |
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We're not scheduled to stop |
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- I don't plan on stopping till we get there. |
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Because there's nothing |
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...a nice, hot... |
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...bath. |
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Anything? |
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Anything. |
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All right. |
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- Dang, Dad. |
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Okay. |
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Okay, you guys wait right here, |
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- Welcome, and here are your keys. |
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You know, I'm planning |
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Do you have any roses, champagne, |
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No. |
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Well, I'll take a couple chocolate |
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...diet champagne? |
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- And all the candles that you have. |
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Okay, well, is that...? |
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- That's for emergency use only. |
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Does your wife... |
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...know what you're up to? |
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I'm keeping this a little bit |
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Oh, yes, I bet. I bet you are. |
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Listen, player. I don't know what kind |
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...but it won't happen in my hotel. |
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Please. Look... |
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...I have a surprise evening planned |
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She's right outside |
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I mean, that's why I got |
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That's the sweetest thing |
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And take all your goodies. |
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Gladys, you don't have |
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Please. Husbands like you |
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You got a brother? |
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Uncle? |
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- How old is your son? |
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- You're cutting off my circulation. |
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Hey. |
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Your room isn't ready yet, |
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Meanwhile, why don't you... |
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...get the kids settled in. |
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And I'll see you in a second. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Swimming trunks, please. |
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- Charge it to the room. Thank you. |
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Oh, yes, he does. Wow. |
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- Nate, what are you doing? |
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...brought you a little something |
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That's what I'm talking about, |
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Some bubbles with the bubbles. |
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Plus, some chocolates. |
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Gonna get in there with you, girl. |
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Oh. Oh. |
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That's all right there, boy. |
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Ah. |
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That's a... |
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You in here cooking neck bones, girl? |
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Gonna fool around, |
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That is... That is wa... |
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Oh, man. |
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Yeah. You know... |
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...it's been a long time |
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I was thinking... |
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...maybe we can do that thing... |
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...we used to do in our Jacuzzi. |
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Nate. I am not getting my hair wet. |
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- Besides, we haven't solved anything. |
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...we could solve one thing right now. |
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Either here or back up at the room. |
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- You know, it's been three months. |
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That's what I'm saying. |
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- Yeah, three months. |
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How about we go up to the roof. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Or better yet, why don't we |
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No, baby. Anywhere but the truck. |
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Maybe we can do... |
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- Really? |
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- No. |
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- You serious? |
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In here? You serious? |
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We ain't never done that before, girl. |
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Girl, you're crazy. |
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You going back to your old days. |
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Yeah. All right, come on, your turn. |
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You know, I gotta go |
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I'll be right back. Bathroom. |
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Dorothy, you coming back, right? |
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Dorothy, come on, quit playing. |
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- Oh, no. |
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Dorothy! |
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All right... Dorothy. |
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See what you did? |
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Come on, Dorothy. |
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What the hell? What's going on? |
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Why y'all all up on me? |
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Yeah. |
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Ladies, if y'all see a snake... |
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...trust me, he won't bite you. |
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- Diet champagne. |
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What the...? |
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Oh... Nate. |
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Oh. |
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So. Mr. Johnson. |
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- Which one's your wife? |
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Well, guess you won't be needing these. |
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Oh, no, come on. I'm gonna need those. |
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Come on, Gladys... |
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Well, ladies... |
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...I have to go see a man about a horse. |
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Y'all have a pleasant evening. |
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- Hey, come on, now. |
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Hey. Oh, wait. Hey. |
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- I saw you. Watch your hands. |
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I'm not like that. Come on, now, |
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Now, y'all don't look. |
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Who did your bikini wax? |
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Girl, how was the treatment? |
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There'll be plenty of time |
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Hey. Tom. Judy. |
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How you guys doing? |
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Get rid of the kids and the clothes. We're |
| 00:32:53 |
Daddy. |
| 00:33:05 |
Nate. |
| 00:33:08 |
Yes? |
| 00:33:11 |
You know what you're doing? |
| 00:33:14 |
- Well, could you stop? |
| 00:33:17 |
Why take this out on me? |
| 00:33:26 |
- Hello? |
| 00:33:27 |
- Hey, you. |
| 00:33:30 |
Outside of Santa Fe, New Mexico. |
| 00:33:34 |
- "You"? Who is "you"? |
| 00:33:37 |
...I'm with my family. |
| 00:33:41 |
- Study partner, my... |
| 00:33:43 |
What's that big building over there, |
| 00:33:47 |
It's more than a mall, sweetie. |
| 00:33:50 |
It's over 800 top designers' |
| 00:33:53 |
- I just read about it in my travel guide. |
| 00:33:57 |
Oh, no, sweetie. No, no. |
| 00:34:00 |
No can do. We could lose the afternoon |
| 00:34:05 |
It's great, but know what? |
| 00:34:08 |
We'll stop at |
| 00:34:11 |
That was your favorite |
| 00:34:14 |
- No, I don't. |
| 00:34:16 |
I didn't sign up |
| 00:34:18 |
...or to see the world's largest ball |
| 00:34:22 |
That means straight to Caruthersville |
| 00:34:29 |
Oh, yeah, that's funny. |
| 00:34:32 |
You know what? |
| 00:34:34 |
Now, I didn't tell you |
| 00:34:37 |
...I'm 1/8th and 3/14ths Cherokee. |
| 00:34:40 |
That's why I got the baby hair. |
| 00:34:42 |
- Sometime I have to shave... |
| 00:34:45 |
You know that get me started. |
| 00:35:01 |
Man, I'm not... Pardon me. |
| 00:35:04 |
Excuse me, can you tell me, |
| 00:35:08 |
This is Little Tanawanda. |
| 00:35:13 |
- Dad, I'm in the arcade. |
| 00:35:15 |
You mean to tell me that this |
| 00:35:21 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:35:25 |
Why don't you |
| 00:35:28 |
...real, old-school Indians |
| 00:35:35 |
Wait right here. |
| 00:35:38 |
...who can show you how |
| 00:35:43 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:35:45 |
Hey, Navarro, we got |
| 00:35:48 |
...wants to know where |
| 00:35:51 |
Daddy, can we go now? |
| 00:35:53 |
Just a second, babe, all right? I got |
| 00:36:05 |
Dad, can we go now? |
| 00:36:06 |
Hey, we're about to get directions |
| 00:36:09 |
Daddy, I don't care about |
| 00:36:14 |
Take our time and get those directions. |
| 00:36:19 |
How. |
| 00:36:20 |
- My name is Navarro. |
| 00:36:23 |
I hear you seek real Indian village. |
| 00:36:28 |
...and your daughter. |
| 00:36:29 |
We are here. |
| 00:36:33 |
Way at the top. |
| 00:36:34 |
If you follow Running Bear River south, |
| 00:36:39 |
...then take Walking Buffalo Road |
| 00:36:43 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 00:36:45 |
That's way too much |
| 00:36:48 |
All right? Bring it down. |
| 00:36:50 |
And then ride bareback |
| 00:36:53 |
I'm in a truck, all right? |
| 00:36:56 |
Just take I-53 northeast. |
| 00:37:00 |
Okay, I'm gonna check out |
| 00:37:02 |
What was your name? |
| 00:37:04 |
Okay, I see what... |
| 00:37:07 |
In the land of my ancestors, |
| 00:37:10 |
...reluctant to embrace you. |
| 00:37:11 |
Therefore, I recommend you wear |
| 00:37:15 |
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember |
| 00:37:18 |
Yeah, that's right. I can make it rain. |
| 00:37:22 |
Hi, how are you |
| 00:37:24 |
I'm going to lunch. |
| 00:37:28 |
There you go. All right. |
| 00:37:29 |
Hey, back off my daughter, man... |
| 00:37:33 |
...before you end up |
| 00:37:36 |
- Daddy, what are you doing? |
| 00:37:39 |
You know what? I am not a little girl |
| 00:37:43 |
- I can handle myself. |
| 00:37:47 |
You're gonna get handled, |
| 00:37:49 |
You've been gone three months |
| 00:37:52 |
You live up the street, remember? |
| 00:37:54 |
You remember you're gonna need |
| 00:37:58 |
Get in the car. |
| 00:38:01 |
And you, I don't fight an Indian, |
| 00:38:13 |
And as for you, |
| 00:38:15 |
...until we get to the reunion, |
| 00:38:19 |
- You can't ground me in no car. |
| 00:38:22 |
How about no more TV. |
| 00:38:24 |
- So? I ain't watching no TV. |
| 00:38:29 |
- And no more cell phone. |
| 00:38:32 |
See? Just like home. |
| 00:38:45 |
You are now entering Colorado. |
| 00:38:53 |
Look, Daddy. That lady needs a ride. |
| 00:39:01 |
Kids, look, if I'd never taught you |
| 00:39:05 |
She could have just as well |
| 00:39:17 |
We are in the middle of nowhere. Tell me |
| 00:39:22 |
Baby, what would Jesus do? |
| 00:39:28 |
Thanks for picking me up. |
| 00:39:31 |
No one does that no more. |
| 00:39:34 |
You must be a real man. |
| 00:39:40 |
I'm Nate Johnson and that's Nikki. |
| 00:39:43 |
Hi. |
| 00:39:45 |
- Hey, what's up? |
| 00:39:49 |
And this is Dorothy. |
| 00:39:53 |
- Daddy. |
| 00:39:56 |
So, what's your name? |
| 00:39:57 |
Chrishelle. Chrishelle Rene Boudreaux. |
| 00:40:01 |
Boudreaux? You hear that? |
| 00:40:03 |
Don't we have some Boudreauxs |
| 00:40:06 |
You know, I thought you had |
| 00:40:09 |
If you're family, you should go |
| 00:40:13 |
- It's our family reunion. |
| 00:40:15 |
...give out that information |
| 00:40:18 |
No offense, Chrishelle. |
| 00:40:19 |
I understand. There are some crazy |
| 00:40:26 |
Hey, Nikki, take a picture |
| 00:40:28 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:40:30 |
Some people say if you're ever caught |
| 00:40:42 |
Are we there yet? I'm starving. |
| 00:40:45 |
No, Daddy, I'm about to pass out. |
| 00:40:48 |
Hold on, everyone. Heaven is just around |
| 00:40:55 |
I want Chuck E. Cheese. |
| 00:40:58 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:41:02 |
You know we say grace. |
| 00:41:05 |
...I'd like you to bless the food. |
| 00:41:10 |
Sure. All right. Close your eyes. |
| 00:41:13 |
- God is great, God is... |
| 00:41:17 |
No, baby. No, he didn't. |
| 00:41:20 |
Sweetie. Okay, all right. |
| 00:41:23 |
I love you, Sir Barks-a-Lot. |
| 00:41:25 |
Sit back down. |
| 00:41:27 |
- Ah! Honey, you got me. |
| 00:41:29 |
- I'll get it. |
| 00:41:32 |
- What? |
| 00:41:34 |
...I'm gonna go to the restroom |
| 00:41:42 |
Excuse me. I called |
| 00:41:45 |
They're doing the finishing |
| 00:41:47 |
- Where is your bathroom? |
| 00:41:52 |
God is great, God is good. |
| 00:41:57 |
Friends of the night, |
| 00:41:59 |
Black as a pit, deeper than |
| 00:42:04 |
I call upon the power of darkness |
| 00:42:11 |
Make us all as one: |
| 00:42:13 |
Chrishelle, Dorothy, |
| 00:42:20 |
Amen. |
| 00:42:23 |
Okay. Alrighty. Here we go. |
| 00:42:35 |
Hey, buddy, you okay in there? |
| 00:42:37 |
Because it smell like the circus |
| 00:42:45 |
Damn it. No toilet paper. |
| 00:42:48 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:42:56 |
Ah. My cake spatula. |
| 00:43:00 |
Almost forgot that. |
| 00:43:02 |
Hey, buddy, you know how to spell |
| 00:43:05 |
I'll figure it out. |
| 00:43:14 |
I know the Navigator is supposed |
| 00:43:18 |
...but I don't think they |
| 00:43:46 |
Dorothy, I've got us |
| 00:43:49 |
- One for guys, one for girls. |
| 00:43:52 |
Yeah, adjoining rooms. |
| 00:43:55 |
...why don't we give our guest |
| 00:43:59 |
You know how Destiny loves |
| 00:44:02 |
And you can sleep |
| 00:44:05 |
Oh, yeah, that's funny. Maybe we can |
| 00:44:09 |
I don't mind sharing. |
| 00:44:11 |
- Snoring doesn't bother me none. |
| 00:44:14 |
No, Nate, I insist you sleep with me. |
| 00:44:18 |
Okay, all right, the begging |
| 00:44:23 |
Good night. |
| 00:44:25 |
I'll see y'all tomorrow. |
| 00:44:31 |
I'll see you in a minute. |
| 00:44:33 |
What is going on? |
| 00:44:36 |
You need to ditch her. |
| 00:44:39 |
Let me see those toes. |
| 00:44:42 |
- Yeah, Mom. |
| 00:44:52 |
- Stop playing. |
| 00:44:58 |
- Go back. |
| 00:45:00 |
Why don't you go talk |
| 00:45:02 |
Oh, I forgot. You grounded. |
| 00:45:05 |
- I can't stand your little butt. |
| 00:45:08 |
- Why'd you do that? Why'd you do that? |
| 00:45:13 |
I guess I found the only Chuck E. Cheese |
| 00:45:16 |
I'm the oldest. I'm the oldest. |
| 00:45:18 |
Settle down. No one eats |
| 00:45:20 |
- It's her birthday. |
| 00:45:22 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:23 |
All right. |
| 00:45:26 |
Here we go. |
| 00:45:28 |
I hope she enjoys this. |
| 00:45:30 |
Destiny? Daddy's got |
| 00:45:55 |
Hit it. |
| 00:46:00 |
You got it. |
| 00:46:20 |
Nate, stop it. |
| 00:46:26 |
Nate, I'm serious, now. |
| 00:46:31 |
Hey, it's not me. I'm on my side. |
| 00:46:36 |
- Stop hogging all the covers. |
| 00:47:07 |
What? |
| 00:47:11 |
Get up! Get up, Dorothy! |
| 00:47:13 |
There's an alligator |
| 00:47:16 |
Daddy! |
| 00:47:21 |
I'm gonna do something! |
| 00:47:26 |
Use the shoe! Do the shoe! |
| 00:47:28 |
All right, I got it! I got it. |
| 00:47:30 |
Careful, Daddy. |
| 00:47:41 |
Daddy! |
| 00:47:43 |
Daddy, go get that alligator, Dad. |
| 00:47:46 |
Go get the alligator! Kill him! |
| 00:47:48 |
Stop this! I know what I'm doing! |
| 00:47:51 |
- I don't know what I'm doing. |
| 00:47:54 |
Daddy, you're struggling. |
| 00:47:56 |
Daddy, I'm coming. I'm helping you. |
| 00:47:58 |
D.J.D.J., no, don't go in there. |
| 00:48:03 |
I got you. I got you. |
| 00:48:05 |
- Oh. Get him, Dad. |
| 00:48:09 |
Get him, Dad. Punch him. |
| 00:48:13 |
He'll beat you up. |
| 00:48:15 |
I got him. Yeah. |
| 00:48:17 |
- Hey, hold up. |
| 00:48:20 |
You can't drown no alligator. |
| 00:48:24 |
- I'm gonna flush him. |
| 00:48:27 |
- Twinky? Twinky. |
| 00:48:30 |
It's not bath night. |
| 00:48:33 |
You know this thing? |
| 00:48:36 |
- Oh, Twinky wouldn't hurt a fly. |
| 00:48:42 |
Shh. Dorothy, your shoes |
| 00:48:46 |
- D.J., carry Destiny. |
| 00:48:52 |
You are now |
| 00:49:08 |
Yo, Dad, can we pull over? |
| 00:49:11 |
No, son, we can't stop. |
| 00:49:16 |
But I really need to go. |
| 00:49:19 |
D.J., we just stopped in WaKeeney. |
| 00:49:22 |
I warned you about drinking |
| 00:49:25 |
You're just gonna have |
| 00:49:28 |
Think of something dry, like... |
| 00:49:31 |
...your mama's meat loaf. |
| 00:49:33 |
- Come on, Dad |
| 00:50:25 |
You know, son... |
| 00:50:26 |
...the only reason I'm hard |
| 00:50:29 |
...because one day you'll |
| 00:50:32 |
People will depend on you. |
| 00:50:35 |
Now, how can they do that if your |
| 00:50:39 |
What are you gonna do |
| 00:50:43 |
Well, I was thinking about law school... |
| 00:50:47 |
...or medical school. |
| 00:50:50 |
But then, Mom says |
| 00:50:53 |
So I was thinking about coming out |
| 00:50:57 |
- Pajamas? |
| 00:50:59 |
You know how Puffy has Sean John |
| 00:51:03 |
- My goodness. |
| 00:51:04 |
"D.J.'s P.J.s, baggy always." Bad. |
| 00:51:09 |
I told your mom not to stand by |
| 00:51:21 |
Wait a minute. What the hell? |
| 00:51:25 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:51:26 |
Stan? Stan. Yeah, right. |
| 00:51:33 |
There you go, Stanley. |
| 00:51:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:49 |
Man, where is my...? |
| 00:51:53 |
- Let me get a swallow of your drink. |
| 00:51:58 |
No, Dad. Dad. Wait. |
| 00:52:01 |
What the...? |
| 00:52:07 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:52:09 |
I wouldn't have done that. |
| 00:52:13 |
Look, I've been driving |
| 00:52:16 |
- But you hit a cop. |
| 00:52:18 |
Yep, I hit a cop. |
| 00:52:22 |
Dad, we off the road. |
| 00:52:25 |
Nate, stop! |
| 00:52:29 |
Hey, Dad, what are you doing? |
| 00:52:36 |
No! No. |
| 00:52:38 |
Come on, man. No, come on. |
| 00:52:40 |
- I gotta take this car back. |
| 00:52:47 |
- Come on, man, this is... |
| 00:52:53 |
Man, the... |
| 00:52:54 |
I mean, it's gonna cost me |
| 00:52:58 |
Oh, now the cops. |
| 00:53:04 |
Look, we'll be out of this |
| 00:53:09 |
Hey, hey, officer. What's going on? |
| 00:53:11 |
CHiPs, I liked that show. |
| 00:53:15 |
You know, those Chip Ahoy. |
| 00:53:17 |
- Nate, is everything okay? |
| 00:53:19 |
...it's a little hot out here, you got... |
| 00:53:22 |
Look, man, I'm just trying to take |
| 00:53:26 |
Know what I'm saying? |
| 00:53:31 |
Under arrest? All of us? For what, man? |
| 00:53:34 |
Like you don't know. You got rapper |
| 00:53:38 |
...like you had your lips |
| 00:53:41 |
You should be ashamed of yourself, |
| 00:53:47 |
If we were two counties south, |
| 00:53:51 |
Oh, yeah? Yeah, and I'll sue. I'll sue. |
| 00:53:53 |
Matter of fact, open up the gate. |
| 00:53:55 |
Open it. There ain't nothing |
| 00:53:58 |
Big swollen-up self. |
| 00:54:01 |
What's that supposed to be? |
| 00:54:05 |
Daddy. |
| 00:54:08 |
Mama. |
| 00:54:14 |
Hey. Hey, brother. I mean, officer. |
| 00:54:18 |
I apologize, Mac. |
| 00:54:21 |
Tell it to the judge Monday. |
| 00:54:23 |
Monday? Man, I gotta be |
| 00:54:29 |
I don't care where the hell you gotta be. |
| 00:54:33 |
I have an audit tomorrow. |
| 00:54:35 |
Destiny? |
| 00:54:37 |
- Muffins. Tell your mother for me... |
| 00:54:41 |
...you said not to talk to drug dealers. |
| 00:54:43 |
- What is going on? |
| 00:54:46 |
Excuse me. Sheriff? |
| 00:54:48 |
If you use the 1040 long form, |
| 00:54:53 |
...than just doughnuts. |
| 00:55:05 |
- Mom's off the chain, huh? |
| 00:55:09 |
She all right. |
| 00:55:11 |
I'm still gonna go to Harold's |
| 00:55:14 |
...to get my taxes done. |
| 00:55:18 |
See, officer, your biggest problem was |
| 00:55:24 |
Well, thank you, pretty lady. |
| 00:55:28 |
What can I do for you? |
| 00:55:29 |
How about keys? |
| 00:55:41 |
Nate, the reunion's tomorrow. |
| 00:55:48 |
Let's just pull over |
| 00:55:51 |
No. No. Dorothy, no. Nothing is |
| 00:55:55 |
No food stops, no bathroom breaks. |
| 00:55:57 |
Anybody who's tired |
| 00:55:59 |
Nate, no. Nate, look at our kids. |
| 00:56:08 |
- Okay. |
| 00:56:10 |
All right. I hear you. |
| 00:56:12 |
We'll pull over. |
| 00:56:14 |
Thank you. |
| 00:56:29 |
No way. |
| 00:56:34 |
Nope, that's it. |
| 00:56:40 |
Fine, Nate. You can drag us to this |
| 00:56:45 |
...but don't expect me |
| 00:56:47 |
...just to impress your mama. |
| 00:56:51 |
If she asks me how we're doing, |
| 00:56:53 |
No, you're not. No. No, Dorothy, no. |
| 00:56:56 |
She was against our |
| 00:56:59 |
I don't care how hard you try, |
| 00:57:02 |
...the satisfaction of being right. |
| 00:57:18 |
Nate, how long has |
| 00:57:21 |
Don't worry. We're not |
| 00:57:24 |
Trust me. |
| 00:57:31 |
- Oh, shoot. |
| 00:57:36 |
Ah... |
| 00:57:40 |
Come on. |
| 00:57:45 |
- Oh, come on, come on. |
| 00:57:50 |
Okay. All right, look, don't panic, okay? |
| 00:57:55 |
All right, I'll just make a call. |
| 00:57:58 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:58:01 |
Oh, you've gotta be kidding. |
| 00:58:04 |
Looks like there's a phone |
| 00:58:08 |
A couple miles? |
| 00:58:09 |
- I'll be right back. |
| 00:58:19 |
Oh, man. I should run a little bit. |
| 00:58:23 |
Okay, that's enough. |
| 00:58:34 |
Wait. What's up? What's up? |
| 00:58:39 |
All right. Let's see. |
| 00:58:42 |
All right, let's just... |
| 00:58:44 |
...find a phone, call Uncle Earl. |
| 00:58:48 |
Be out of this thing. |
| 00:58:50 |
Oh, shoot. |
| 00:58:55 |
Oh, man, come on. The corn? |
| 00:58:59 |
I ain't going in no corn, nope. |
| 00:59:12 |
This... This... |
| 00:59:22 |
Come on, man. Who would put |
| 00:59:28 |
All right, here we go. Right hand, |
| 00:59:32 |
Just like Twister. All right, don't |
| 00:59:37 |
Okay, all right. All right. |
| 00:59:44 |
Hello? Operator. |
| 00:59:46 |
I need Earl Johnson. |
| 00:59:49 |
Could you get me Earl Johnson? |
| 00:59:51 |
Uncle Earl, this is Nate. |
| 00:59:54 |
We ran out of gas on Route 12. |
| 01:00:30 |
Girl, look like y'all done seen a ghost. |
| 01:00:33 |
It's just you, Uncle Earl. |
| 01:00:35 |
Who you thought it gonna be? |
| 01:00:38 |
Hey, that the older girl back there? |
| 01:00:42 |
- Where you staying? |
| 01:00:46 |
Y'all going down to the house? |
| 01:00:48 |
I got room for you, if you want it. |
| 01:00:52 |
Yeah, I'll sleep on top and you be on |
| 01:00:55 |
You can be on the bottom. I'll take it any |
| 01:01:00 |
You hear me? I say I take it... |
| 01:01:02 |
...any way I can get it. |
| 01:01:04 |
Don't worry about that. |
| 01:01:07 |
- Boy, give me the jackhammer. |
| 01:01:17 |
Set it down there. |
| 01:01:22 |
Here we go. That's right. |
| 01:01:28 |
That was our headlight. |
| 01:01:30 |
Good thing you won't need |
| 01:01:32 |
I think we just need some gas. |
| 01:01:34 |
Gas? You want gas? |
| 01:01:37 |
Try Glorietta's pinto beans. |
| 01:01:41 |
I worked on a plane 14, 15 years. I know |
| 01:01:45 |
You just wait. You keep those sweet |
| 01:01:49 |
Sitting here looking hot butter. |
| 01:01:53 |
Looking good. Here, boy. |
| 01:01:58 |
I'll use my heavy artillery. |
| 01:02:02 |
Oh, these are my eyelash curlers. |
| 01:02:08 |
- All right. All right. |
| 01:02:15 |
You need this? |
| 01:02:18 |
- Hold that for me? |
| 01:02:20 |
Yo, unc. Come on. Come on. |
| 01:02:22 |
Now, hold this and lean that... |
| 01:02:26 |
Now, hand me the duct tape. |
| 01:02:28 |
What? |
| 01:02:34 |
Oh. |
| 01:02:38 |
Yeah, these are trusty-dusties. |
| 01:02:41 |
I always use them. |
| 01:02:43 |
Yeah, one of the best things you can use |
| 01:02:46 |
- So you fixed it, Earl? |
| 01:02:51 |
There's two answers to that one: |
| 01:02:53 |
No and not yet. |
| 01:02:55 |
What I realize... |
| 01:02:57 |
- Y'all ain't got no gas. |
| 01:03:00 |
All this time, |
| 01:03:01 |
I can get this running. |
| 01:03:04 |
It'll run on lawn-mower fluid. |
| 01:03:06 |
Put lawn-mower fluid in. |
| 01:03:08 |
You'll go about 16 miles an hour, |
| 01:03:12 |
It's going to take you about... |
| 01:03:14 |
Oh, about 16, 17 days |
| 01:03:17 |
But that ain't nothing. |
| 01:03:20 |
Have a good time. I know what to do... |
| 01:03:22 |
...to have this car back on its |
| 01:03:43 |
Hey, Andy! How you doing? |
| 01:03:51 |
- Here you go. |
| 01:03:55 |
Just what you think you doing? |
| 01:03:57 |
Sticking your fingers in my food. |
| 01:03:59 |
Hey, Uncle Earl. |
| 01:04:02 |
I don't want nobody |
| 01:04:06 |
All right, I hear you, nephew. |
| 01:04:14 |
Hey. Look who I found |
| 01:04:17 |
- It's Nate and them. |
| 01:04:19 |
Let us out right here. |
| 01:04:24 |
Nathaniel. Come here |
| 01:04:27 |
Oh, it's Uncle Nate. |
| 01:04:29 |
Oh, Lord, have mercy. |
| 01:04:32 |
Thanks. |
| 01:04:34 |
If you don't look like hot sauce |
| 01:04:37 |
Come on. Give Uncle Earl some of that. |
| 01:04:41 |
You is a hot-butter red bone. |
| 01:04:44 |
- Like a perfect piece of fried chicken. |
| 01:04:48 |
Come on, man. That's my wife. |
| 01:04:50 |
- Come on. |
| 01:04:52 |
- Can you do something with the truck? |
| 01:04:56 |
Don't you worry about it. |
| 01:04:58 |
I'll take the carburetor off there, |
| 01:05:01 |
Take the concrete off. |
| 01:05:04 |
But just bring me back |
| 01:05:07 |
There's where the tree was |
| 01:05:10 |
- And there's the lake I used to fish in. |
| 01:05:15 |
Mama's little mistake down at the lake. |
| 01:05:18 |
- Hey, Mack. |
| 01:05:21 |
I don't know how you do it. |
| 01:05:23 |
Hey, look, Mama up here |
| 01:05:29 |
Hey, Mama. |
| 01:05:32 |
- Grandma! |
| 01:05:35 |
Oh, look at you guys. My God, |
| 01:05:40 |
Dorothy. I can't believe |
| 01:05:44 |
Guess that means you two |
| 01:05:47 |
- Well, the truth is... |
| 01:05:49 |
- I can't believe you two made it this far. |
| 01:05:53 |
Oh, I'm not talking about miles, baby. |
| 01:05:58 |
- What were you gonna say? |
| 01:06:01 |
...is that Nate and I are going to renew |
| 01:06:06 |
...and we would sure love |
| 01:06:14 |
Come on. Food's on the table. |
| 01:06:17 |
Both my boys here. |
| 01:06:21 |
Even better than that |
| 01:06:23 |
You know this ain't no competition. |
| 01:06:25 |
We gonna let Mack and Nate pray. |
| 01:06:29 |
...was paying attention |
| 01:06:32 |
Well, I guess since I'm the oldest, |
| 01:06:35 |
Fine. |
| 01:06:37 |
All right, everyone, bow your |
| 01:06:43 |
Your eyes. Everybody close your eyes. |
| 01:06:49 |
Gracious God, I come to you |
| 01:06:55 |
Praising you and giving you thanks |
| 01:07:02 |
Helping us come together to help |
| 01:07:07 |
...and Nate's agony of defeat. |
| 01:07:11 |
Father God, we thank you |
| 01:07:16 |
...to come together |
| 01:07:19 |
Father, we know that you created |
| 01:07:23 |
...and gave the dogs the voice to bark. |
| 01:07:26 |
But you wouldn't have created the sun if |
| 01:07:31 |
...bright yellow shirt, |
| 01:07:34 |
...like a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! |
| 01:07:38 |
We, Father God, also realize... |
| 01:07:41 |
...that you are the creator |
| 01:07:45 |
...moon and the stars. |
| 01:07:48 |
That's how I know ain't no way |
| 01:07:53 |
...with creating that tacky, |
| 01:07:58 |
...that Uncle Earl had to drag up in here. |
| 01:08:03 |
What about the time you put |
| 01:08:07 |
...and everybody had diarrhea? |
| 01:08:09 |
Don't let me have to |
| 01:08:11 |
What about the time you burned down |
| 01:08:15 |
...because you got tired |
| 01:08:20 |
Father! |
| 01:08:23 |
Need I have to remind Mack |
| 01:08:28 |
...that he the one that had |
| 01:08:31 |
...and was doing the nasty |
| 01:08:34 |
...and she couldn't get them stains off... |
| 01:08:38 |
- Let's eat. |
| 01:08:40 |
- But, Mama, look... |
| 01:08:43 |
- And then there's a lamp head I broke... |
| 01:08:48 |
Let's go visit with Nate's family, who |
| 01:08:53 |
Last time they was here, |
| 01:08:56 |
Hey, Nate! How you doing? |
| 01:08:59 |
Hey, how's it going? |
| 01:09:02 |
Kinfolk! |
| 01:09:06 |
I'll be over there in a minute. |
| 01:09:08 |
Cousin Nate. My favorite kinfolk. |
| 01:09:12 |
- Hey, man. |
| 01:09:14 |
How you doing? You doing all right? |
| 01:09:16 |
Heard you're doing good in insurance. |
| 01:09:18 |
We all proud of you. But I'm |
| 01:09:22 |
I told you two years ago |
| 01:09:24 |
Me, now. "Do that insurance thing." |
| 01:09:27 |
Look at you now. |
| 01:09:29 |
- Let me hold something. |
| 01:09:32 |
Well, anything... What about them |
| 01:09:35 |
I'll see if I can do something |
| 01:09:39 |
All right. You know you my |
| 01:09:42 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:09:43 |
- I ain't going nowhere. |
| 01:09:46 |
Watch that move. |
| 01:09:49 |
Why y'all leave me with him? |
| 01:09:51 |
It's time for |
| 01:09:54 |
That's right, the 2004 Family |
| 01:09:58 |
Y'all ready to do this? |
| 01:10:01 |
Crawl like we worked on. |
| 01:10:06 |
- Mack Jr., he's not... He's nothing. |
| 01:10:10 |
- Okay. |
| 01:10:11 |
- Okay. |
| 01:10:12 |
We're gonna do it, Daddy. |
| 01:10:21 |
There they go. |
| 01:10:24 |
Stop that fighting! |
| 01:10:26 |
- Hey, Mama. |
| 01:10:30 |
Get set. |
| 01:10:32 |
Go! |
| 01:10:35 |
Come on, Junior. You got it, |
| 01:10:43 |
- You got it, baby! Do it now, Junior! |
| 01:10:48 |
Monkey bar, swing. Monkey bar, swing. |
| 01:10:51 |
Go! |
| 01:10:55 |
Oh, Lord, he fell! |
| 01:10:58 |
Hey! |
| 01:11:02 |
We did it! |
| 01:11:04 |
She cheated. |
| 01:11:07 |
Let's do this, y'all. |
| 01:11:10 |
See, somebody gonna |
| 01:11:15 |
Mack, that gives your family |
| 01:11:18 |
...and Nate's family two points. |
| 01:11:21 |
Oh, yeah, baby. You can kiss that |
| 01:11:25 |
Oh, I will... |
| 01:11:26 |
...every morning on my way to work. |
| 01:11:29 |
Get set! Go! |
| 01:11:35 |
- You were 12. |
| 01:11:37 |
- Yes, you did, bed-wetter. |
| 01:11:39 |
Nobody peed in the bed. |
| 01:11:41 |
Just saying, you trying |
| 01:11:44 |
You hung up on me |
| 01:11:47 |
What's up? |
| 01:11:51 |
Why you running? |
| 01:11:54 |
- Throw him on the ground. |
| 01:11:58 |
We got a winner! |
| 01:12:00 |
You done made us lose the race. |
| 01:12:02 |
- Ain't thinking about that race. |
| 01:12:06 |
- Why you looking to...? |
| 01:12:12 |
I think I... I think I hurt my corn. |
| 01:12:18 |
We got a tie, y'all. |
| 01:12:21 |
Kinfolk! |
| 01:12:23 |
Heard you're in California, |
| 01:12:26 |
- You know it. |
| 01:12:28 |
- Hey. |
| 01:12:36 |
I don't have no money on me |
| 01:12:40 |
- You ain't got nothing? |
| 01:12:42 |
What about them shoes? |
| 01:12:45 |
They my size. |
| 01:12:48 |
You tripping. |
| 01:12:50 |
Kinfolk. |
| 01:12:51 |
That's right. You know we do it |
| 01:12:55 |
It's time to really get our party on now. |
| 01:12:58 |
There's no time to rehearse. |
| 01:13:01 |
This is for the trophy. The talent show |
| 01:13:05 |
Right. |
| 01:13:08 |
- What do we do for costumes? |
| 01:13:10 |
What about music? |
| 01:13:15 |
We gonna hit them upside |
| 01:13:18 |
Everyone know what |
| 01:13:21 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:23 |
One, two, three. Johnsons! |
| 01:13:26 |
- All right. Let's go. All right? Go. |
| 01:13:28 |
All right. Okay. |
| 01:13:30 |
Big Shaq style. That's you, Mack. |
| 01:13:33 |
You are the Mack from way back. |
| 01:13:37 |
..."Mack-tastic." You "Mackaroni," dog. |
| 01:13:41 |
Man, you the Mack. |
| 01:14:02 |
Their moves are so tight. |
| 01:14:06 |
Oh, come on, baby. It's nothing. |
| 01:14:10 |
Little karate uniform, all looking like |
| 01:14:16 |
Come on. |
| 01:14:39 |
Thank you, thank you, thank you all. |
| 01:14:42 |
Hear me when I say it to you, now. |
| 01:14:46 |
Got love for you. No, no, we do love |
| 01:14:50 |
...is my baby brother Nate |
| 01:14:53 |
Do something, clap or something, |
| 01:14:56 |
...Lord have mercy, please |
| 01:15:04 |
Nate, you sure got your work |
| 01:15:07 |
Nate's back again. |
| 01:15:08 |
Nate's stuff is raggedy. |
| 01:15:12 |
- What's up, D.J.? |
| 01:15:14 |
They ain't got nothing. |
| 01:15:19 |
All right, everybody, get onboard. |
| 01:15:23 |
We are the Johnson family |
| 01:15:28 |
Ready to give it to you, little something |
| 01:16:02 |
All right, now, Johnsons. |
| 01:16:07 |
Here we go. |
| 01:16:18 |
That music's feeling so good, |
| 01:16:21 |
Makes me wanna do this right here. |
| 01:16:37 |
Oh, yeah. It's big Nate Johnson. |
| 01:17:16 |
That's my son right there! |
| 01:18:12 |
Whoa! |
| 01:18:16 |
- Didn't I tell you I could rhyme? |
| 01:18:18 |
Mom, we did it. |
| 01:18:21 |
Here you go. All right. Take that. |
| 01:18:27 |
Okay, y'all, come on, Johnsons. |
| 01:18:30 |
Okay, y'all. |
| 01:18:31 |
Time to choose a winner. |
| 01:18:34 |
Good job, man. Good job. |
| 01:18:37 |
Okay, y'all. We the Johnson family and |
| 01:18:43 |
Who thinks Mack's family won? |
| 01:18:46 |
Come on. You know it. |
| 01:18:49 |
Calm down, calm down. |
| 01:18:52 |
Who thinks Nate's family's better? |
| 01:19:02 |
Damn. Where you been? |
| 01:19:07 |
Is she family? |
| 01:19:08 |
All right, y'all. It was close. |
| 01:19:11 |
But... |
| 01:19:13 |
...Nate's family wins the title! |
| 01:19:19 |
Congratulations, son. |
| 01:19:23 |
Oh, Father... |
| 01:19:28 |
You know what? |
| 01:19:30 |
I don't need this trophy to prove |
| 01:19:33 |
Here. The only trophy I need... |
| 01:19:37 |
...is these four right behind me. |
| 01:19:39 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. As long |
| 01:19:44 |
- I got the trophy. |
| 01:19:48 |
We got the trophy. |
| 01:19:51 |
Come on, man. We brothers. |
| 01:19:54 |
We should be teammates, |
| 01:19:58 |
- Yeah? What do you say? |
| 01:20:03 |
Yes! Yeah! We got it, come on. Yes! |
| 01:20:08 |
- I got the trophy! It's all mine! |
| 01:20:11 |
- I realized that after this victory today... |
| 01:20:15 |
...nothing can separate us. |
| 01:20:24 |
Get out the way, June Bug! |
| 01:20:28 |
Where'd the truck come from? |
| 01:20:33 |
Oh, Father. Oh, Father. |
| 01:20:38 |
I'm okay, baby. |
| 01:20:41 |
Oh, Lord, why not me? |
| 01:20:46 |
I can't believe it! |
| 01:20:49 |
This trophy ain't never |
| 01:20:52 |
What did I ever do? What did I do? |
| 01:20:57 |
Oh, Father. Who beat me? |
| 01:21:00 |
What is he doing? |
| 01:21:05 |
- Stan, what are you doing here? |
| 01:21:08 |
Dorothy... |
| 01:21:10 |
...you said you wanted to be |
| 01:21:14 |
I said our professor |
| 01:21:17 |
You the dude driving |
| 01:21:19 |
Stan, you're crazy. |
| 01:21:22 |
And one of those times |
| 01:21:24 |
- I have a husband. |
| 01:21:27 |
You ruined my family |
| 01:21:30 |
If that's the case, then why do you two |
| 01:21:35 |
Yeah, why do you live |
| 01:21:41 |
Mama, Dorothy and I have been |
| 01:21:47 |
- I knew it. I knew it. |
| 01:21:53 |
All right? I just haven't |
| 01:21:57 |
She's a beautiful, intelligent woman |
| 01:22:01 |
Nate got a plane? |
| 01:22:05 |
- You didn't say any... |
| 01:22:07 |
Mama, look... I've let you drive a wedge |
| 01:22:12 |
She's the mother of your grandchildren. |
| 01:22:15 |
So I suggest you get used to her, |
| 01:22:21 |
- And neither am I. |
| 01:22:22 |
That's about enough of you. |
| 01:22:24 |
- No, no, no. No. |
| 01:22:27 |
Would you leave? Please. |
| 01:22:29 |
Wait, don't do it, son. |
| 01:22:32 |
Oh! |
| 01:22:35 |
Mama cracked him! |
| 01:22:37 |
Mama put you in the dirt! |
| 01:22:40 |
Look at her go. She still got it. |
| 01:22:42 |
You know what? I ain't never heard you |
| 01:22:46 |
And you know what else? |
| 01:22:52 |
- Thanks, Mom. |
| 01:22:53 |
I gotta get my family out of here. |
| 01:22:56 |
- We gotta head back home. |
| 01:22:58 |
I know, but... |
| 01:23:01 |
...my wife has a test to study for. |
| 01:23:04 |
Kids, let's go change. |
| 01:23:05 |
- All right, bye, Mom. |
| 01:23:09 |
- Dorothy. |
| 01:23:12 |
- All right, Grandma. All right. |
| 01:23:15 |
All right. |
| 01:23:20 |
- Nate! Nate! |
| 01:23:25 |
Trophy and my little brother? |
| 01:23:27 |
And I'm Mack Johnson! |
| 01:23:31 |
I wonder if Uncle Earl know how |
| 01:23:34 |
Uncle Earl! Unc! |
| 01:23:47 |
- Reeny. |
| 01:23:50 |
Get in here, girl. |
| 01:24:01 |
D.J., is that our door? |
| 01:24:05 |
Oh, no, no, no. |
| 01:24:07 |
Is this our bumper? |
| 01:24:09 |
- This is the bumper from the truck. |
| 01:24:15 |
These are the seats. |
| 01:24:18 |
The seats. |
| 01:24:22 |
Dorothy, that is the door. |
| 01:24:24 |
We don't know |
| 01:24:27 |
You ain't got nothing on that robot. |
| 01:24:37 |
- That's my king. |
| 01:24:42 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 01:24:44 |
Uncle Earl! |
| 01:24:47 |
Uncle Earl! Uncle Earl! |
| 01:24:51 |
Hey, there, nephew. Y'all caught me |
| 01:24:57 |
Look at Dorothy. Girl, you look good. |
| 01:24:59 |
Girl, if you don't look like a hot cup |
| 01:25:07 |
- This my baby, Tangerine. |
| 01:25:10 |
Don't she look like you? |
| 01:25:12 |
She look just like you. I tell her all the |
| 01:25:16 |
You know what, Dorothy? This could've |
| 01:25:21 |
Reeny, come on, now. |
| 01:25:23 |
Quit playing. You know I'm P-I-M-P. |
| 01:25:25 |
It's been a long trip and we |
| 01:25:28 |
...so did you fix the truck yet? |
| 01:25:30 |
Oh, yeah, it's ready. Truck is ready. |
| 01:25:36 |
Yes, indeedy. Now... |
| 01:25:40 |
...I'll have to tell you, the only |
| 01:25:44 |
...I want y'all aware of, I had to |
| 01:25:48 |
It came up around the chassis, broke off |
| 01:25:53 |
Now, only thing I suggest is that |
| 01:25:58 |
Okay? A sharp turn |
| 01:26:05 |
- You can hang it up. I tell you. |
| 01:26:09 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 01:26:16 |
Oh... |
| 01:26:19 |
- Cool. |
| 01:26:22 |
It look good, don't it? |
| 01:26:24 |
- All right. |
| 01:26:27 |
Flushed the engine out with a toothpaste |
| 01:26:31 |
There's something you remember. |
| 01:26:33 |
You know this car |
| 01:26:36 |
I said, "A pretty car like this ain't got |
| 01:26:40 |
That'll be real nice for y'all to listen to |
| 01:26:45 |
Girl, if you don't look like a free case |
| 01:26:49 |
All right. Told you about coveting |
| 01:27:00 |
Hey, Destiny. Where is Sir-Barks-a-Lot? |
| 01:27:03 |
He doesn't need me anymore. |
| 01:27:06 |
He'll be okay. |
| 01:27:08 |
I'm sure he will, sweetie. |
| 01:27:11 |
Nate, did you really mean all the things |
| 01:27:16 |
- Every word. |
| 01:27:50 |
Goodness. Oh, boy. |
| 01:27:54 |
- Home sweet home, huh? |
| 01:27:56 |
- Cannot wait to change and shower. |
| 01:28:00 |
- Come on, guys. Inside. |
| 01:28:02 |
Come on, walk. |
| 01:28:08 |
Daddy, our car! |
| 01:28:13 |
Earl! Come on, Uncle Earl! |
| 01:28:16 |
310 would never take |
| 01:28:18 |
Oh, Nate. Stop worrying |
| 01:28:21 |
You got some more important work to |
| 01:28:28 |
You serious, Dorothy? |
| 01:28:30 |
- You serious? |
| 01:28:35 |
All right, don't play. Open the door! |
| 01:32:41 |
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