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00:01:02 Man, this thing rides smooth.
00:01:05 lt's very nice.
00:01:07 lt's like riding
00:01:09 l mean, l wish
00:01:11 l wouldn't have been able
00:01:19 ♪ I'm gonna
00:01:25 ♪ Τhe win embrace
00:01:32 Did you know that there are
00:01:35 between 15 and 18?
00:01:37 There's four high schools.
00:01:39 Three private schools.
00:01:41 - Nice. Τhe average income's
00:01:46 ♪ I'm gonna bet you
00:01:53 ♪ More than will reach
00:01:58 - Ηow many courses?
00:02:02 Looks like l'll be
00:02:07 ♪ I promise you'll
00:02:14 ♪ An honest lover
00:02:19 ♪ Then I let you go ♪
00:02:21 We are gonna do some damage
00:02:27 What do you think, kids?
00:02:42 ♪ Slip of the tongue
00:02:49 ♪ And all the melodies
00:02:56 ♪ I'm gonna put you
00:03:03 ♪ I'm gonna get you clean
00:03:08 ♪ And l let you go
00:03:15 ♪ And I let you go
00:03:23 And we're home.
00:03:28 Mick.
00:03:30 Ηuh.
00:03:32 Wow. lt's huge.
00:03:33 Yeah, this is
00:03:35 Okay, l'll get a video.
00:03:38 Oh. Ηey, sir, um,
00:03:40 Sure.
00:03:42 No problem.
00:03:44 Hit the button.
00:03:47 No kiddin'.
00:03:48 ls this new?
00:03:51 This is great.
00:03:53 All right.
00:03:55 - Hi, Grandma.
00:03:58 I am an incredibly powerful
00:04:02 constantly climbing
00:04:05 l'm an incredibly
00:04:08 constantly climbing
00:04:11 I am an incredibly powerful
00:04:14 We've gotta go welcome
00:04:18 Don't you think
00:04:22 I will never become
00:04:25 Cosmetic Associate waiting
00:04:31 Please, boo-boo.
00:04:35 I am an incredibly powerful
00:04:38 ...climbing the ladder
00:04:56 Neighbors.
00:05:00 Hello!
00:05:02 Well, hi.
00:05:05 Um, we're the Symondses
00:05:08 l'm Summer, and this
00:05:10 Hey, neighbors.
00:05:14 of various samples from
00:05:19 But l'm sure you're
00:05:21 Don't-Don't be silly.
00:05:24 - l'm Steve Jones.
00:05:26 Aw. Nice to meet you.
00:05:29 Steve.
00:05:30 Pleased to meet you.
00:05:31 Τhis is Jenn and Mick,
00:05:34 Ηi, Mick.
00:05:36 So nice to meet you.
00:05:37 Do you have kids?
00:05:41 Actually, we don't.
00:05:43 I wasn't able-
00:05:45 I know that with a big move
00:05:48 with a woman's naturally
00:05:50 it can leave
00:05:52 but you'll find
00:05:54 of beauty products
00:05:57 l bet. Look at you.
00:05:59 Well, thank you.
00:06:01 You're welcome.
00:06:03 Larry, wanna grab
00:06:06 Come on.
00:06:07 Sure.
00:06:09 Come on in.
00:06:11 Well, would you
00:06:15 These rooms are divine.
00:06:18 You should come over
00:06:23 Oh, l would love that.
00:06:25 Boy. l'm very "impassionate"'
00:06:31 So what line of work
00:06:33 Well, you know,
00:06:37 and mostly he works
00:06:40 Ahh.
00:06:43 l told you
00:06:50 Hey, that was a, uh,
00:06:52 with the Symondses today,
00:06:56 l think that
00:07:00 What do you mean?
00:07:04 Uh, "a vision of beauty"'?
00:07:06 Aw, come on.
00:07:09 And she loved it.
00:07:11 Well, l love
00:07:15 l just think
00:07:18 Oh, this is a soft,
00:07:21 l could really get used
00:07:26 Mm-hmm. lt's nice.
00:07:29 Sweet dreams.
00:08:13 All right.
00:08:16 Your first day
00:08:18 lmportant you make
00:08:21 Good morning.
00:08:25 Morning.
00:08:27 So what are you
00:08:29 l am, uh-
00:08:32 What are you gonna do?
00:08:35 maybe a facial,
00:08:38 l think we're gonna do
00:08:41 But you guys
00:08:43 Oh! We are.
00:08:45 Thank you.
00:08:47 See you later.
00:09:03 lt's not just created.
00:09:08 May l help you?
00:09:10 Ηi.
00:09:20 We have a new student
00:09:23 This is Jennifer Jones.
00:09:26 lt's Jenn.
00:09:28 All right, Jenn.
00:09:33 Τhanks.
00:09:38 l love your shoes.
00:09:41 The biatch
00:09:46 ♪ Let's all meet up
00:09:53 Hey, Jones!
00:09:57 Jones!
00:10:00 Steve.
00:10:02 Hey, Larry.
00:10:05 Uh, no. You know,
00:10:08 Well, you can play with me.
00:10:09 l'm paired up
00:10:12 l wouldn't want
00:10:14 - You can ride with me.
00:10:17 No problem.
00:10:20 Hi.
00:10:23 Τhanks.
00:10:25 Bye, sweetie.
00:10:27 New client.
00:10:29 Are you Kate?
00:10:31 Yes.
00:10:34 You know how it is.
00:10:37 I'm "Billay."
00:10:39 Welcome to my salon.
00:10:43 You're not from
00:10:45 Hmm.
00:10:47 l just saw
00:10:49 come down the runway
00:10:51 and I know you didn't
00:10:54 We just moved here
00:10:57 So how on earth
00:11:00 Well, l...
00:11:02 and anyone who's anyone
00:11:06 And there isn't anyone
00:11:11 Mm-hmm.
00:11:17 So. What are we
00:11:21 l'm a mess
00:11:24 Sugar, if this is a mess,
00:11:31 Whoo.
00:11:34 Nothin' wrong with that.
00:11:39 Clean livin'.
00:11:43 Nice shot.
00:11:45 Ηave you seen
00:11:49 They have a lower,
00:11:51 so they're more forgiving.
00:11:53 Yeah, so if they'll
00:11:55 they'll forgive anyone.
00:11:57 Excuse me.
00:12:00 Ηey, baby.
00:12:03 My game's great.
00:12:05 - Fantastic.
00:12:08 lt was great
00:12:10 And l'll see you tomorrow
00:12:13 l see you're making
00:12:16 - That's hot.
00:12:20 - The phone's great, but l was
00:12:23 - Hello?
00:12:27 - Oh.
00:12:30 l love you.
00:12:35 - You lucky bitch.
00:12:38 You know what
00:12:41 l'm gonna have
00:12:44 l would love that.
00:12:47 Ηello?
00:12:49 How'd it go today?
00:12:54 Very well.
00:12:59 l did.
00:13:01 Oh. Did you get their,
00:13:04 Of course l did.
00:13:07 Great. Well, your dinner's
00:14:36 You like that?
00:14:40 Jenn?
00:14:41 Come on. Let's go.
00:14:43 Let go of me!
00:14:45 Get your clothes on.
00:14:47 - Whoa.
00:14:49 No. Nothing happened.
00:14:52 Ladies, come on.
00:14:54 Goddamn it, Jenn.
00:14:59 What, are you jealous?
00:15:02 Now, hold on!
00:15:06 lf you're not gonna do him,
00:15:08 Do you want me to call KC?
00:15:11 Fuck you!
00:15:13 Go get in your room now .
00:15:19 Night, Dad.
00:15:23 Shit.
00:15:29 - Why did you let her
00:15:32 You're not blaming me?
00:15:35 She's got a problem.
00:15:38 What am l supposed to do?
00:15:41 Well, we're not gonna
00:15:43 so we're gonna discuss it
00:16:16 Good morning.
00:16:19 Τhat's very funny.
00:16:22 - l really think
00:16:24 Good morning.
00:16:25 Good morning.
00:16:27 Good morning.
00:16:29 Jenn, do you have
00:16:31 Oh, yeah.
00:16:32 You know, you're new
00:16:36 l shouldn't do that.
00:16:38 Τhis really wasn't covered
00:16:41 - Well, we may not be
00:16:43 but we do have to operate
00:16:45 We have a huge
00:16:47 l'd like to see us
00:16:49 - Our first review
00:16:53 All right.
00:16:57 Kate, this is why
00:16:59 Mick, wait.
00:17:01 l'm gonna be late
00:17:03 - Oh, you know, sure.
00:17:06 You have a nice day too.
00:17:27 Hi. l'm Steve Jones.
00:17:33 ♪ I don't know ♪
00:17:36 ♪ My right from wrong ♪
00:17:40 Or Mr. Jones.
00:17:44 ♪ No broken song ♪
00:17:56 ♪ Now some say love ♪
00:17:59 ♪ Is a splendid thing ♪
00:18:04 ♪ But ain't nobody ♪
00:18:07 ♪ Gonna clip my wing ♪
00:18:11 ♪ I'm singin'
00:18:15 ♪ Till I turn you around ♪
00:18:19 ♪ I'll set your blood
00:18:23 ♪ I'm gonna break it all down
00:18:27 ♪ Whoo! ♪
00:18:34 ♪ I don't know ♪
00:18:39 ♪ Up from down ♪
00:18:43 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪
00:18:46 ♪ Gonna push me around
00:18:54 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:18:57 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:19:02 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:19:05 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:19:10 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
00:19:16 ♪ Come on ♪♪
00:19:39 Bye.
00:20:10 All right, then.
00:20:12 l'm sure you're all eager
00:20:15 from our first month
00:20:19 Let's start with Steve.
00:20:21 Total sales
00:20:24 up three and a half percent.
00:20:26 Boo-yah!
00:20:28 - All right.
00:20:31 Sporting goods,
00:20:34 Watches, up two percent.
00:20:38 Golf-related merchandise,
00:20:42 - Nice.
00:20:45 Yes.
00:20:46 Video games, up 13.
00:20:49 Whoa.
00:20:51 - Sportswear is up 21 .
00:20:54 Excellent.
00:20:56 Good work.
00:20:58 And Jenn-
00:21:01 - Solid work, my dear.
00:21:04 Hey, you're still two down.
00:21:07 - Congratulations
00:21:12 Up 20%.
00:21:14 Wow. Okay.
00:21:18 Wow. Thank you. Thank you.
00:21:20 Cosmetics, up 24.
00:21:27 Great form.
00:21:29 Thank you.
00:21:34 Are you focused?
00:21:36 Am I focused?
00:21:38 You know, you were
00:21:40 People trusted you
00:21:43 so they bought
00:21:45 But you're not
00:21:48 To succeed here,
00:21:51 You're here to sell a lifestyle,
00:21:55 Right.
00:21:59 they'll want
00:22:08 Um, do the clients know
00:22:12 Of course not.
00:22:15 The fact is,
00:22:17 How we go about that
00:22:21 Τhe question you have
00:22:23 Ηow far are you willing
00:22:27 lt's called killer instinct.
00:22:29 lf you can find it,
00:22:31 you could have
00:22:34 Anything.
00:22:43 Τhanks.
00:22:46 l don't think he's got it.
00:22:50 No, no. l-
00:22:51 l know he's green.
00:22:54 And-And l-l can deal
00:22:57 l warned you
00:22:59 in your first
00:23:01 You've known me
00:23:07 l'll give you 60 days.
00:23:09 But this is your ass
00:23:12 Thank you.
00:23:15 Thank you.
00:23:17 We'll see, won't we?
00:23:24 We're in a terrible
00:23:26 Why are you talking
00:23:28 Have you read
00:23:29 I have, and I
00:23:32 Looks like
00:23:35 You think we're
00:23:36 That's what l said.
00:23:38 Bull market's
00:23:39 I understand
00:23:41 Anyone can see
00:23:43 Foreclosures
00:23:45 Τhat's true.
00:23:47 The dollar is
00:23:49 If you want
00:23:51 the dollar will end up
00:23:59 Ηey.
00:24:04 So we need to step it up,
00:24:09 Jesus. Look at Larry.
00:24:13 My guess is they sleep
00:24:16 Yeah, l know
00:24:17 This is serious,
00:24:21 Okay?
00:24:23 l mean, we really need
00:24:26 l'd like to put
00:24:28 and start to showcase
00:24:30 lt's a good time
00:24:33 l'd really like to roll out
00:24:35 l think you have some
00:24:37 Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:24:39 Thank you.
00:24:43 l really have some things
00:24:45 to-to talk to you-
00:24:49 S-So l- Τhere's some things
00:24:54 Ηey, Larry.
00:24:56 Hey.
00:24:57 I'm on poop patrol here.
00:25:00 Ηmm?
00:25:02 Think Kate'll like these?
00:25:07 Cha-cha, bling.
00:25:10 What's the occasion?
00:25:14 Oh, geez.
00:25:17 Well, business is good,
00:25:20 Τerrific. Absolutely.
00:25:23 Yeah.
00:25:25 Yeah. Yeah, l guess so.
00:25:28 Oh, uh, no.
00:25:30 You know, l pulled-
00:25:33 Oh, yeah?
00:25:35 Kate and l are into
00:25:37 l don't know
00:25:39 But it, you know-
00:25:41 lt went too far.
00:25:45 Well, l, uh-
00:25:47 l sure haven't pulled
00:25:50 You know how l keep it fresh
00:25:53 Uh, good listening?
00:25:55 No. No, no.
00:25:58 lt's about me
00:26:00 Being full of surprises...
00:26:20 It's great to see you.
00:26:24 Ηave you
00:26:26 I think
00:26:28 How are you ladies?
00:26:31 lt's good, yeah?
00:26:33 Well, we'll just, uh,
00:26:38 This vodka is either-
00:26:42 How are you guys doing?
00:26:45 Oh, those earrings
00:26:47 Τhank you.
00:26:49 What was
00:26:52 Tuesday?
00:26:55 Just for being Tuesday.
00:26:58 Oh, my.
00:27:00 Makes me want
00:27:04 - These are delicious.
00:27:06 Mm-hmm.
00:27:08 Chef Robert.
00:27:10 No.
00:27:12 Excuse me.
00:27:17 l didn't know
00:27:20 Ooh.
00:27:24 homemade,
00:27:26 Oh, l've got to try
00:27:28 Ohh! Now, this is one thing
00:27:31 Oh, yes, it is.
00:27:36 Wataru
00:27:41 This is the view
00:27:45 l can't believe
00:27:47 Τhe Sherpas
00:27:49 You don't wanna do it
00:27:52 Man, this system's great.
00:27:53 Yeah, with the bundle
00:27:55 you get the clearest
00:27:57 All your personal media
00:27:59 You can see it-
00:28:00 ...best HD picture.
00:28:02 Are you showing off
00:28:05 Guilty. Yeah.
00:28:11 And... who's
00:28:16 You are.
00:28:19 Mm-hmm.
00:28:25 All right,
00:28:28 No, no. l'm good.
00:28:30 Thank you.
00:28:32 Maybe a big boy drink?
00:28:34 - Do you want something?
00:28:37 Nice.
00:28:42 Where were we?
00:28:44 Watch for the guy
00:28:46 All right.
00:28:49 Oh, awesome!
00:28:56 What kind of shit
00:29:00 - What are you talking about?
00:29:03 and that one's got
00:29:05 written all over it.
00:29:07 Yeah, l guess so.
00:29:10 I'm Naomi.
00:29:12 I know.
00:29:13 You have this whole
00:29:15 l do?
00:29:17 Everyone's drinking
00:29:22 So, why are you here?
00:29:24 Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:29:27 Mmm.
00:29:29 Nah.
00:29:31 l'm here with my parents.
00:29:36 Wanna get high?
00:29:40 Sure. Yeah.
00:29:46 Wow.
00:29:48 Well, it must be really big
00:29:51 Well, yeah.
00:29:54 Really?
00:29:56 Yeah. You'll have to stop by
00:30:00 soon.
00:30:03 Τhat'd be great.
00:30:05 Yeah. You know what?
00:30:08 Well, it was nice
00:30:11 You too. Bye, now.
00:30:14 Oh, there you are, sweetheart.
00:30:18 And her hair
00:30:21 Yeah.
00:30:27 What are you doing?
00:30:31 Maybe you might wanna
00:30:35 Υay.
00:30:38 How are you guys doing?
00:30:40 Τhis sushi
00:30:42 You guys are so wonderful.
00:30:45 Well,
00:30:47 - Troublemaker.
00:30:50 You know who this is.
00:30:53 Hey, Naomi?
00:30:55 Do you wanna know
00:30:58 lt's a party. Duh.
00:31:02 No, it's so my
00:31:05 can show off
00:31:08 And you know
00:31:11 are fucking
00:31:14 Yeah.
00:31:16 That sounds like something
00:31:22 Aren't you two
00:31:25 Don't forget
00:31:28 Good night.
00:31:31 Um-
00:31:33 l think it went-went
00:31:36 l mean, l personally
00:31:40 l don't know if you-
00:31:42 Don't-Don't-
00:31:45 You were perfect. You-
00:31:52 Thank you.
00:31:54 Um, just, uh,
00:32:00 You might want
00:32:03 Why? What do you mean?
00:32:07 Are you kidding? Really?
00:32:10 Oh, my God.
00:32:18 Some party tonight, huh?
00:32:20 Oh, my God.
00:32:22 Τhat house. l could die
00:32:28 Τhink she'll buy
00:32:30 They seem to buy
00:32:32 l think l can make her
00:32:42 You look really
00:32:45 Honey,
00:32:47 you know that my inspirations
00:32:50 This is how
00:32:58 You should really
00:33:09 l think it could
00:33:32 Shh, sh, sh, sh,
00:34:00 Hey.
00:34:02 Sure, come on.
00:34:05 Want some burrito?
00:34:07 Chef Robert.
00:34:09 - Yeah?
00:34:12 A protein bar?
00:34:13 Mmm, tasty.
00:34:15 So l was just
00:34:17 - And you're-you're
00:34:19 l thought maybe
00:34:23 Mmm. Kate, come on.
00:34:25 l thought maybe
00:34:27 But this is
00:34:29 l mean, you're still
00:34:32 is a ripple effect where you get
00:34:36 ls there anything
00:34:38 Like go shopping or watch
00:34:41 who others look to
00:34:44 or the inside scoop.
00:34:46 And then they become
00:34:49 Do you know what l mean?
00:34:52 What?
00:34:54 l just thought we'd have
00:34:58 l don't know if you
00:35:00 l mean, you know,
00:35:03 l have to ensure that
00:35:06 You have a unit?
00:35:13 That explains why we're
00:35:19 You're not a great salesman.
00:35:24 But if you don't apply
00:35:28 So this is just business, huh?
00:35:31 And l'm your boss. l don't-
00:35:34 Oh. Okay. Boss.
00:35:37 Ripple effect.
00:35:42 Glad we could talk.
00:35:59 Yeah, Bill Johnson said
00:36:02 Can't stop talking about how
00:36:05 Yeah, those are sweet.
00:36:07 Thanks. Put them on my account.
00:36:12 I think
00:36:18 - Anything l can help
00:36:21 Sure. No problem.
00:36:23 Let's see. I can get you in
00:36:27 No, no, no. l would like
00:36:30 - Really?
00:36:32 Well, yeah,
00:36:34 l saw you out there
00:36:39 Oh, hey.
00:36:40 Sorry.
00:36:42 How was your day today?
00:36:45 Ηow was yours?
00:36:47 You know,
00:36:50 Oh, forget about it.
00:37:02 Okay, nice.
00:37:06 Back foot?
00:37:10 Nice.
00:37:13 Will, I do believe you just
00:37:17 You're a magician.
00:37:21 Will, thanks for pairing me up
00:37:25 Ηey, no problem, Mr. Jones.
00:37:27 Don't worry. l got a great
00:37:30 Cool shirt, by the way.
00:37:34 lf you're looking for drivers,
00:37:36 l was on the course today,
00:37:44 Whoa, nice shot, Charlie.
00:37:48 The kid in the clubhouse
00:37:51 Τhat kid's got the scoop
00:38:05 - Τennis, huh?
00:38:08 - Cute outfit.
00:38:12 Thanks, boss.
00:38:16 Great, Steve.
00:38:19 Hand rolled
00:38:21 Ηey, you want to join us
00:38:23 Uh, what, are you kidding?
00:38:26 Nice watch.
00:38:28 Hey, whoever dies
00:38:34 No, don't be silly. Let me-
00:38:39 Well, l'll invite
00:38:41 and then you can bring
00:38:44 We're gonna absolutely
00:38:48 All right, Summer.
00:38:51 Yes.
00:38:54 Doesn't it feel wonderful?
00:38:56 It's the Robustion
00:38:58 and it's got ginkgo
00:39:01 Τhis house is gorgeous.
00:39:04 More champagne, ladies?
00:39:07 He's got fabulous things.
00:39:09 I know because l was just
00:39:13 Ladies, l just came
00:39:16 and the toilet seat raised up
00:39:19 Well!
00:39:21 Well, l hope that
00:39:23 Huh?
00:39:25 - Τo Τoto, my Τokyo toilet.
00:39:29 Well, if that's Τoto,
00:39:31 'Cause it gave me a power wash
00:39:35 Whoo-hoo!
00:39:40 And let me just say,
00:39:43 that you are never lonely.
00:39:46 Where is that fabulous
00:39:49 Ah, golfing, where else?
00:39:52 A man's work
00:39:54 Honey, l am home.
00:39:56 Speak of the devil.
00:40:01 Well, hello.
00:40:06 - Oh.
00:40:18 Good afternoon, ladies.
00:40:25 My, my.
00:40:32 So, what was that?
00:40:36 Just applying myself.
00:40:39 Don't tell me the ladies
00:40:41 Wh-
00:41:28 Ηey, Jones.
00:41:31 Ηim? Please.
00:41:32 What's wrong with him?
00:41:35 l date men.
00:41:41 Who's "the Hammer"?
00:41:44 You guys are gonna
00:41:47 No way.
00:41:51 ls he cute?
00:41:54 Don't get kidnapped.
00:41:56 Ηey, do you have any more
00:41:59 ♪ Yes, oh, yes
00:42:02 ♪ Do you wanna go
00:42:06 Ηave you seen these guys before?
00:42:08 Yep. My brother's
00:42:10 You'll meet him
00:42:12 Cool.
00:42:15 l gotta go.
00:42:17 l can't be late for
00:42:19 Oh, shrinks, no.
00:42:22 Yeah, well,
00:42:25 Yeah, l guess that's important.
00:42:27 - ♪ I like it when you say
00:42:30 Sure, what?
00:42:32 How come you've never
00:42:35 l don't know.
00:42:38 l like you, Mick.
00:42:40 You're not like the rest of
00:42:44 Well, l like you too.
00:42:49 ♪ Do you like my ponytail ♪
00:42:51 ♪ My sideways ponytail ♪
00:42:56 What are you doing?
00:42:59 Hey.
00:43:01 Um, l thought you guys
00:43:04 Left.
00:43:07 Well, um, then can l
00:43:10 Why do you want it?
00:43:14 Well, l mean,
00:43:17 so l thought
00:43:19 ls that a brand
00:43:22 Oh, God, yeah, Kate.
00:43:27 - Huh. Okay.
00:43:31 Good luck.
00:43:40 And where are the Joneses
00:43:43 Oh, well, we're so excited.
00:43:46 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:48 Spaulding and Kent Tours.
00:43:51 They've done
00:43:53 - Really?
00:43:55 You should give them
00:43:57 - l'm going to the ladies' room.
00:43:59 Steve? Steve CerrilIa.
00:44:04 lt is you.
00:44:06 How are you doing?
00:44:09 I'm an old friend of Steve's.
00:44:11 Cerrilla?
00:44:13 Excuse me,
00:44:16 Wife? Τhis guy
00:44:19 - Excuse me, this is my seat.
00:44:22 Oh, my goodness.
00:44:25 You finally tamed
00:44:27 - l'm sorry.
00:44:29 You know, l, uh-
00:44:32 l wish that I knew you,
00:44:35 l think you've made a mistake.
00:44:38 - l'm not that guy.
00:44:40 Could you please
00:44:42 - l don't need air.
00:44:44 What are you talking about?
00:44:46 I don't get it.
00:44:49 l am terribly, terribly sorry.
00:44:52 - Please enjoy your dinner.
00:44:56 That was odd.
00:44:58 That is like the third time
00:45:01 that somebody's mistaken you
00:45:04 Ηas it been three times?
00:45:07 - l get mistaken
00:45:10 it's usually Τiger Woods.
00:45:13 Anyway-
00:45:16 Baby, you bet l do.
00:45:19 - To secret lives.
00:45:23 Cheers.
00:45:36 You look like
00:45:42 l think the kids
00:45:47 You know, Jenn,
00:45:52 but I- l actually think that
00:46:00 Oh, you smell great.
00:46:02 It's L'Artisan.
00:46:04 Oh, yes.
00:46:08 Here you go,
00:46:11 Well, it's not as big
00:46:15 lt was more of
00:46:23 You know the great thing
00:46:26 What?
00:46:28 You get to be
00:46:31 Yeah? But l'm not
00:46:36 l'm a single, 45-year-old,
00:46:40 failed golf pro,
00:46:43 pretending
00:46:49 l know who you are.
00:46:58 Stop.
00:47:00 What?
00:47:03 Why not?
00:47:05 This part is pretend.
00:47:09 ls it?
00:47:18 Good night.
00:47:53 What? Larry, what?
00:47:55 Hey, hey, Steve.
00:47:59 Look at you.
00:48:01 You're kidding.
00:48:03 Just a little bit
00:48:06 I'm jealous.
00:48:08 You look different.
00:48:12 You dog.
00:48:14 Holler at a player, yo.
00:48:17 Sweet.
00:48:20 Okay, that's great.
00:48:23 You didn't have to do that.
00:48:26 No, l can't- l can't take that.
00:48:29 No, seriously, Steve.
00:48:33 What are friends for, right?
00:48:36 Enjoy it.
00:48:39 You bet. Τake care.
00:48:42 Say hi to that
00:48:47 Do you mind
00:48:50 Steve Cerrilla.
00:48:52 So let me ask you.
00:48:55 I- You really came very,
00:48:59 and your resume
00:49:02 So you would be the-
00:49:04 the one who was, uh,
00:49:08 Um, yes, I would.
00:49:11 Have you ever
00:49:14 Well, it's something
00:49:17 Because I have never
00:49:20 Either real or imaginary.
00:49:24 In all seriousness,
00:49:28 what it might be like
00:49:31 who l would be
00:49:34 Τhat just hasn't happened, so-
00:50:02 Hey, you know,
00:50:06 Why don't we
00:50:08 l don't get it.
00:50:11 Nothing, it's just,
00:50:13 Movie. Fun.
00:50:17 Yeah, well, l'm busy.
00:50:23 lt's their day off.
00:50:27 Can l ask you a question?
00:50:32 What were your other
00:50:34 There weren't 12.
00:50:37 Okay, 10. Whatever.
00:50:39 Please, there were six.
00:50:41 Six? Okay, Henry VIll.
00:50:45 - l don't know.
00:50:47 pretending to be husband
00:50:50 Well, you know,
00:50:55 All right.
00:50:58 All right, well,
00:51:03 See you later.
00:51:06 Bye.
00:51:13 Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:51:16 As you can see, these are
00:51:21 And it's up to you
00:51:24 they're under
00:51:28 Well, l can't, uh-
00:51:32 - l'm glad that you like it.
00:51:35 - Τhank you.
00:51:37 - No. They're for
00:51:40 She'll be selling
00:51:43 If she's gonna be with you,
00:51:45 Do l look like Elton John?
00:51:48 Kate tells me you don't
00:51:53 It would be nice
00:51:56 a romantic interest
00:51:58 Working on it.
00:52:00 Τhis has been
00:52:03 "Rudy's Rum Punch."
00:52:10 Not for you.
00:52:13 - A bit lowbrow,
00:52:17 Uh, there's one other
00:52:22 Enjoy.
00:52:27 The all new Audi R8.
00:52:31 lt's for you. I thought
00:52:35 Your numbers have shown
00:52:39 Keep it up
00:52:43 Go on. l'll bet
00:52:57 Whoo.
00:52:59 Hey, Mick. Check it out.
00:53:02 Get in.
00:53:09 ls something
00:53:13 l don't know.
00:53:16 if you want to talk
00:53:19 anything, you know,
00:53:23 you know, talk
00:53:25 or you can talk to me.
00:53:28 Τhis whole act,
00:53:30 Who's acting?
00:53:37 That's not what l meant.
00:53:40 Just think of it this way.
00:53:42 between great products
00:53:44 It's a service.
00:53:47 Hey, Larry.
00:53:51 ♪ We at it again
00:53:54 Wow.
00:53:57 ♪ We at it again ♪
00:53:59 Lookin' good, Steve.
00:54:02 ♪ We at it again ♪
00:54:04 ♪ Everybody
00:54:06 l think you just
00:54:13 Oh, sweet.
00:54:15 Sweet, indeed.
00:54:17 l just wanted to remind you
00:54:20 Oh, good.
00:54:23 Golf? No.
00:54:25 Τhat's what l did before
00:54:28 Ηang on to that.
00:54:30 You're gonna hit some
00:54:33 No. Uh-
00:54:35 Your knees bend in
00:54:39 Straight back with the butt
00:54:41 Very nice.
00:54:43 Well, the hair. I'm just-
00:54:46 Go.
00:54:52 What does icon mean?
00:54:56 That's a no-no.
00:54:58 - Where did you hear that?
00:55:02 Exactly what did she say?
00:55:03 She said something
00:55:07 Do you know
00:55:09 lt's the top tier
00:55:12 l mean, we'll be bringing
00:55:16 Lifelmage is gonna be
00:55:19 before proceeding
00:55:23 You and me. Do you know
00:55:27 Oh, my God.
00:55:31 Oh. l'm sorry.
00:55:38 Geez. I should say
00:55:42 I love boats.
00:55:44 go away
00:55:48 We could sail
00:55:53 You wouldn't believe
00:55:57 l can imagine.
00:56:05 Where are the Bayners?
00:56:07 Are they... habitually late?
00:56:11 l have a confession
00:56:13 Um,
00:56:15 l don't think they're
00:56:17 Alex is actually
00:56:20 Really?
00:56:22 - So it's just me and you?
00:56:25 l mean, l was
00:56:30 l really wanted to treat you
00:56:33 for all your hard work
00:56:37 But l am okay if you want to-
00:56:39 l will suffer through it.
00:56:43 l appreciate that.
00:56:45 ls-ls this technically a date?
00:56:48 Well, you could say that.
00:56:52 So would it be inappropriate
00:56:56 and tuck your hair
00:57:00 Would that be something
00:57:03 l suppose
00:57:06 And what about
00:57:08 that you look beautiful
00:57:10 Would that be-
00:57:11 l-l-
00:57:13 No. I-I would be, um-
00:57:16 l'd be okay
00:57:18 Okay.
00:57:19 And l might even...
00:57:22 go so far as
00:57:26 when you want to,
00:57:30 and extremely charming.
00:57:34 - Well, l want to.
00:57:46 Something to drink!
00:57:51 - Nice. Hey, hey!
00:57:53 Another round?
00:57:55 Oh, my goodness.
00:57:58 This shit is good.
00:58:00 lt's delicious.
00:58:02 l gotta pee.
00:58:04 You go pee.
00:58:07 We'll save your place.
00:58:09 Hey, you want one?
00:58:12 You sure?
00:58:14 Ηey, is that-
00:58:17 lt is.
00:58:21 Let's go.
00:58:23 Open her up.
00:58:25 Go, go, go!
00:58:28 Whoo!
00:58:29 Mick?
00:58:31 Are you serious?
00:58:45 You ever get tired
00:58:47 You want a real...
00:58:50 house and kids
00:58:54 Yeah?
00:58:56 When?
00:58:58 As a matter of fact,
00:59:03 How's that?
00:59:05 l think there's a life l was living
00:59:08 And until I can figure out
00:59:12 l think this substitute life is,
00:59:16 l get it.
00:59:21 Τo icon.
00:59:26 lcon.
00:59:28 l just like saying it.
00:59:33 lcon, icon, icon.
00:59:37 Does it have an effect
00:59:44 Yeah! Whoo!
00:59:50 Here we go.
00:59:51 What'd I tell you-
00:59:55 Go, go, go.
01:00:11 My baby.
01:00:14 Absolutely.
01:00:16 Yeah, no problem.
01:00:19 Τhanks.
01:00:21 So, uh, anyone home?
01:00:24 - No, my parents
01:00:29 What a night, man.
01:00:33 - What the hell, man?
01:00:35 Get the fuck away from me!
01:00:38 Bitch.
01:00:39 Listen, man. l didn't-
01:00:41 Shut the fuck up,
01:00:44 I thought you
01:00:46 Fucking-
01:01:03 Maybe we should
01:01:06 This doesn't make sense.
01:01:08 lt just keeps saying that all
01:01:10 You did make the payments,
01:01:12 l'm sure it's just a mistake.
01:01:14 These cards
01:01:17 l've got stuff to pay for.
01:01:19 The linens,
01:01:22 Don't worry. Don't worry.
01:01:25 Larry, you did not make
01:01:28 Why would you tell me
01:01:32 Seriously,
01:01:35 Do you understand me?
01:02:03 - Mr. Jones?
01:02:08 l'm Detective Gardner,
01:02:10 I'd like to have
01:02:13 lt seems like
01:02:16 where some alcohol
01:02:19 Now, some of the kids said
01:02:23 Oh, no, no. That's-
01:02:25 ls everything all right?
01:02:27 You know a young lady
01:02:31 Yeah, she's a friend
01:02:33 She left the party drunk
01:02:36 Oh, my God.
01:02:38 She'll be all right.
01:02:41 Right now,
01:02:44 ls your son home?
01:02:46 Uh, no. He left
01:02:48 But l-l could try him
01:02:51 - Please.
01:02:56 ls that a cop?
01:02:58 Yes, it is.
01:03:00 What happened
01:03:03 What's going on out there?
01:03:06 So why don't you
01:03:09 What?
01:03:13 From father to father,
01:03:15 I trust you're gonna
01:03:17 Ooh, l'm gonna deal
01:03:20 I just got his voice mail.
01:03:23 But, um, he's very good about
01:03:27 Just to let you know,
01:03:29 in some sort
01:03:32 You may want
01:03:35 Yeah.
01:03:36 Appreciate that.
01:03:38 Detective.
01:03:47 What are we supposed to do now?
01:03:50 So what's going on?
01:03:52 Naomi Madsen's
01:03:54 She got drunk and got
01:03:57 lt sounds like
01:03:59 - l want all of that punch
01:04:02 l can't believe
01:04:04 - lt's my job. Who do you
01:04:08 Weren't you with her
01:04:10 You must have seen
01:04:14 - l didn't know
01:04:16 Shut up, Jenn.
01:04:18 Then where were you?
01:04:21 Oh, so you were
01:04:23 - No. Tim drove.
01:04:24 - Tim.
01:04:28 So you both left her?
01:04:30 No, no, no.
01:04:32 l got it.
01:04:34 You were hitting
01:04:37 Oh, my God.
01:04:39 Thank you for that.
01:04:43 You know what? Screw it.
01:04:46 l'm gay.
01:04:50 At least l'm not a slut.
01:04:53 So-So, what?
01:04:56 l'm sorry to spoil
01:04:58 - l've got
01:05:01 No, no, no.
01:05:03 l don't care what page
01:05:06 I'm gonna go see
01:05:08 And while we're
01:05:10 it's Alex Bayner.
01:05:12 - Melanie's husband?
01:05:17 Alex Bayner.
01:05:19 - Where did we go wrong?
01:05:22 lt's gonna get around
01:05:25 We've got the police
01:05:27 The company
01:05:29 Ηey, come on.
01:05:31 No, we will figure
01:05:33 Τhere is no "we," Steve.
01:05:40 l have to go now
01:05:46 Me.
01:05:48 lt's natural
01:05:53 A unit?
01:06:24 Knock, knock.
01:06:28 Hey, sexy.
01:06:30 You hiding from me
01:06:34 l'm waiting.
01:06:38 Looking for someone?
01:06:40 What are you doing here?
01:06:43 lt is my boat.
01:06:52 He doesn't love you.
01:06:55 Well, aren't you something?
01:06:59 You actually think
01:07:01 He's met dozens
01:07:04 You're a plaything.
01:07:06 Ηe's had his fun,
01:07:10 Please.
01:07:12 Stay away from my husband.
01:07:14 Ηe doesn't want anything
01:07:17 You wish.
01:07:38 l couldn't do it.
01:08:15 ♪ There must be somethin'
01:08:22 ♪ Little girl
01:08:28 ♪ Stand and deliver ♪
01:08:30 ♪ Get rid of that shiver ♪
01:08:35 Ηey.
01:08:37 Look, you can't
01:08:39 What?
01:08:43 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
01:08:47 ♪ Hey ♪
01:08:52 This is Alex. Please
01:09:02 This is Alex. Please
01:09:05 ♪ Play in the grass ♪
01:09:08 ♪ In the field ♪
01:09:46 l got it.
01:09:47 ♪ Must be somethin'
01:09:53 Ouch.
01:09:55 Yeah.
01:10:01 ♪ You can write me a letter ♪
01:10:02 ♪ If it makes you feel
01:10:08 ♪ Run along now ♪
01:10:09 ♪ Why don't you
01:10:16 ♪ Hey, hey ♪
01:10:20 ♪ Hey ♪
01:10:23 ♪ Hey, don't be so hard
01:10:30 ♪ Hey ♪
01:10:37 ♪ Play in the grass ♪
01:10:40 ♪ In the field ♪
01:10:58 All right.
01:11:01 Come on.
01:11:19 ♪ Must be somethin'
01:11:26 ♪ Little girl
01:11:30 ♪ Feel right ♪♪
01:11:42 Ηi, Steve.
01:11:46 KC. Τhat's a surprise.
01:11:48 Kate didn't mention
01:11:50 l'm here to see you.
01:11:54 Okay.
01:11:59 I've got good news.
01:12:02 Your numbers have
01:12:05 We're aware of some of
01:12:08 and we think
01:12:11 an icon cell.
01:12:13 Well, uh, look,
01:12:17 but I think this family
01:12:20 They're holding you back.
01:12:21 You need a better team
01:12:24 l know you like her.
01:12:25 lt's her job
01:12:29 She's a businesswoman,
01:12:32 Don't think for a minute...
01:12:35 she wouldn't leap at this
01:12:40 What do you think happened
01:12:44 when she got offered
01:12:52 l appreciate it. l do.
01:12:54 But l think I've got
01:12:56 and l'd like to try
01:13:10 So where are you gonna go
01:13:14 l haven't decided yet. You?
01:13:18 Kenya.
01:13:20 No. l'm gonna go to Arizona,
01:13:25 That's nice.
01:13:29 l'd like you
01:13:33 What do you say?
01:13:36 l say
01:13:41 You know what's
01:13:44 l don't even know
01:13:49 Well, a girl's gotta have
01:13:54 Can l buy a vowel?
01:13:57 Hi. Hi, everyone.
01:14:01 Τhank you so much
01:14:03 Ripple effect.
01:14:06 Τhank you.
01:14:08 Well, come on
01:14:11 Ripple.
01:14:13 Hi.
01:14:16 Thank you for coming
01:14:20 Really. Come in
01:14:22 Relax, 'cause I just
01:14:26 to enjoy the show.
01:14:29 - Now, is this you?
01:14:32 Robustion lndustries
01:14:37 Robustion Trois.
01:14:42 I'd love to really
01:14:44 but I'm gonna go see Larry
01:14:46 ...contains all
01:14:48 What up, yo?
01:14:51 Have a drink with me.
01:14:53 No, thank you.
01:14:55 ...for all skin types
01:14:58 What?
01:15:00 Τhis moisturizing formula
01:15:03 She is beautiful,
01:15:06 Yeah.
01:15:10 l just, uh-
01:15:15 Well, she is happy.
01:15:17 Just look at her.
01:15:21 You don't know
01:15:23 You have everything.
01:15:25 ...proven to retard
01:15:30 Wait till she finds out
01:15:33 I have samples for everyone.
01:15:36 What?
01:15:37 That's right.
01:15:39 Can you say "foreclosure"?
01:15:41 Yeah, but, Larry,
01:15:44 You're buying
01:15:47 Yeah. lt's bigger
01:15:50 ls that why you
01:15:53 Are you jealous?
01:15:56 ls there any way that you can
01:16:00 That's it.
01:16:03 You, uh- You can't handle
01:16:08 ls that it?
01:16:09 Oh.
01:16:15 Um, now what I'd
01:16:18 Look, you don't understand.
01:16:21 All my stuff-
01:16:23 - I don't pay for that stuff.
01:16:26 -"Zero payments for six months."
01:16:29 - Zero payments-
01:16:31 Shh, guys.
01:16:34 You're supposed to be
01:16:37 Why don't you
01:16:40 Just a minute, sweetie.
01:16:42 One minute.
01:16:47 Oh.
01:16:49 What?
01:16:53 lt's her money?
01:16:56 Your secret
01:16:58 Nice work.
01:17:03 l want you to socialize
01:17:05 and just have wonderful
01:17:10 Okay.
01:17:17 It's terrible.
01:17:21 l actually think that...
01:17:25 Summer did well tonight.
01:17:27 And I broke down.
01:17:29 That's nice of you.
01:17:31 Thank you.
01:17:33 This needs something.
01:17:36 Hold that.
01:17:42 Treats.
01:17:44 Let me put some in
01:17:47 Oh, no, no.
01:17:49 No, that's not right.
01:17:51 Τhat's just-
01:17:54 Mm-mmm. Wait.
01:18:02 What about Arizona?
01:18:06 What about it?
01:18:11 Wouldn't it be a little weird?
01:18:13 Like-
01:18:15 "Τhis is my pretend wife
01:18:19 "My coworker. My"-
01:18:21 As my boss.
01:18:23 Τhe job comes
01:18:27 Τhat mean you'll come?
01:18:33 Ηmm?
01:18:40 I'll come.
01:19:02 What the-
01:19:07 Larry.
01:19:17 Larry?
01:19:44 - Larry! Larry!
01:19:49 Larry!
01:19:51 Ηelp! Ηelp!
01:19:59 ♪ I had a perfect world ♪
01:20:06 ♪ I can't remember it now ♪
01:20:25 ♪ The world that I wanted ♪
01:20:32 ♪ Don't want me no more ♪
01:20:42 Summer! Call 911!
01:20:46 Call 911!
01:20:48 ♪ It's finally clear ♪
01:20:54 ♪ All that I needed ♪
01:21:00 ♪ Was sitting right here ♪
01:21:06 ♪ A fool and his money ♪
01:21:13 ♪ How quickly we part ♪
01:21:20 ♪ Oh, how I'm missing you ♪
01:21:26 ♪ I should've listened
01:21:39 Hey. You did
01:21:44 No, I didn't.
01:21:46 I lied to him.
01:21:50 Here's your coat.
01:21:53 l lied to him.
01:21:57 l lied to all of you.
01:22:00 Steve.
01:22:04 Steve.
01:22:06 Holy shit.
01:22:07 What?
01:22:11 - This is not my wife.
01:22:13 - Τhese are not my kids.
01:22:18 Τhat is not my house.
01:22:19 No, listen to me, goddamn it.
01:22:22 I get paid to show off
01:22:26 l get paid lots of money
01:22:30 We have to leave.
01:22:32 So that people
01:22:35 will go out and want to buy
01:22:38 Me and my perfect family.
01:22:57 l'm sorry.
01:23:14 Come on. Let's go.
01:23:17 Not so fast, sir.
01:23:31 That was
01:23:33 lt's gonna be okay.
01:23:36 - Is this accurate?
01:23:38 We might need to ask you
01:23:43 l think that's all.
01:24:51 It's time to go, Steve.
01:24:55 Where'd you take them?
01:24:57 They've been reassigned.
01:24:59 She took the deal,
01:25:06 lf you want a fresh start,
01:25:25 Ηello!
01:25:27 Hey, Mary Beth.
01:25:29 Τhis is great.
01:25:31 Τhank you so much.
01:25:34 Here, let me
01:25:36 Ken, how about a beer?
01:25:38 lmported okay?
01:25:39 Welcome to the house.
01:25:41 Thank you.
01:25:42 Ηoney, by the way,
01:25:44 Τhank you.
01:25:47 ls everyone ready
01:25:49 and perhaps some,
01:25:52 Sounds great.
01:25:54 Ηelp yourself
01:26:08 Kate.
01:26:11 ls- ls everything okay
01:26:16 What are you
01:26:18 Well, l wanted to see you.
01:26:21 Sorry.
01:26:25 Kate? You all right?
01:26:30 l've got, uh,
01:26:32 We belong together.
01:26:35 You should have
01:26:38 That's why
01:26:42 Well, uh,
01:26:48 lt's, uh, a friend.
01:26:50 Oh. Well, hey,
01:26:53 Drop the act, Bob.
01:26:56 - What? What's going on?
01:26:59 Am l getting fired?
01:27:02 - But my numbers are good.
01:27:05 Right now? No.
01:27:06 Bob.
01:27:08 Just calm down and go
01:27:11 Go on, Bob.
01:27:13 Um-
01:27:16 You certain?
01:27:18 Oh, sure.
01:27:21 l'm sorry.
01:27:23 l want you to come join me
01:27:29 Τhis is my real world.
01:27:32 What are you gonna do
01:27:36 Are they gonna find
01:27:39 What kind of life is that?
01:27:42 What kind ofjoy
01:27:44 Whose photos are you
01:27:47 Who's gonna be there
01:27:51 We had something, Kate.
01:27:55 lt was just a beginning,
01:27:57 lt was real.
01:28:00 l felt that.
01:28:03 l'm hoping
01:28:05 l think you did.
01:28:08 You deserve
01:28:11 You deserve to be loved.
01:28:33 l'm sorry.
01:28:55 Hey, Steve.
01:28:58 Hold up.
01:29:00 Hey.
01:29:03 How are things?
01:29:05 Τhings are good.
01:29:07 l get to be
01:29:10 Yeah. And l'm out,
01:29:12 Well, it makes life
01:29:14 That's great.
01:29:17 l don't have to lie
01:29:21 l'm happy for you.
01:29:23 Τhanks, Steve.
01:29:35 Hey, uh, they've been
01:29:41 Ah.
01:29:42 l'm gonna miss that car.
01:30:23 Ηe came back
01:31:39 Where to?
01:31:42 Seriously?
01:31:44 You're the boss.
01:32:16 ♪ No, you can't keep lettin' it
01:32:19 ♪ And you can't keep draggin'
01:32:23 ♪ Ooh, ooh
01:32:28 ♪ If there ain't all that much
01:32:31 ♪ Better run like hell
01:32:35 ♪ Ooh, ooh
01:32:39 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:32:51 ♪ You can't stop these kids
01:32:54 ♪ Why would you want to ♪
01:32:56 ♪ Especially when you're
01:33:04 ♪ 'Cause if your mind don't move
01:33:07 ♪ Well, don't go blamin'
01:33:15 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:33:17 ♪ Ooh, ooh
01:33:21 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:33:23 ♪ Ooh, ooh
01:33:27 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:33:29 ♪ Ooh, ooh
01:33:33 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:33:39 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:33:42 ♪ This, too, shall pass ♪
01:33:49 ♪ You know, you can't keep
01:33:52 ♪ No, you can't keep lettin' it
01:33:56 ♪ This, too, shall pass ♪
01:34:01 ♪ You know, you can't keep
01:34:05 ♪ No, you can't keep lettin' it
01:34:08 ♪ This, too, shall pass ♪
01:34:12 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
01:34:14 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it
01:34:17 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it
01:34:20 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it
01:34:22 ♪ No, you can't keep lettin' it
01:34:26 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it
01:34:29 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it
01:34:32 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it
01:34:35 ♪ No, you can't keep lettin' it
01:34:37 ♪ When the morning comes ♪♪