Julien Donkey Boy

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00:01:17 Hey, buddy,
00:01:19 A turtle.
00:01:27 Oh, man.
00:01:28 What're you gonna do
00:01:30 Keep it.
00:01:35 Do you want to play
00:01:38 If you can find another one.
00:01:39 I think there's
00:01:54 Is there 12 turtles
00:01:56 Yeah.
00:01:59 There's 11 turtles
00:02:02 two turtles on the rock.
00:02:05 Yeah, I got a turtle.
00:02:07 Where are the turtles?
00:02:09 - I want a turtle for Daddy.
00:02:11 Can't I get a turtle
00:02:13 No, you can't get one.
00:02:32 Almighty God,
00:02:35 see now your faithful servant...
00:02:39 as he lies in great weakness...
00:02:44 and bless him
00:02:50 in the name
00:02:52 of your Son,
00:02:53 have mercy on him.
00:02:57 you take away our sins.
00:02:59 Have mercy on him.
00:03:01 Lamb of God,
00:03:06 Lamb of God,
00:03:10 Lamb of God,
00:03:15 Have mercy on us.
00:04:19 Stop wrestling.
00:04:25 Kiss, kiss.
00:04:26 Kiss Mommy.
00:04:29 I love Punky.
00:05:05 I love Punky.
00:05:10 Yes.
00:05:15 It's the end of wrestling.
00:05:53 Back together.
00:05:56 No--!
00:06:01 That's right.
00:06:14 Hail, Lord Julien!
00:06:17 He made all the people
00:06:25 Julien, Lord!
00:06:27 Frere Jacques,
00:06:30 Mommy too,
00:06:33 Ding-a-long-a-lula,
00:06:37 I'll have you,
00:06:40 Frere Jacques,
00:06:43 Mommy too, Mommy too,
00:06:46 Where are all the monkeys?
00:06:49 In the zoo.
00:06:51 That's what I want to know.
00:06:56 That's what I want to know.
00:06:58 That's what I want to know.
00:07:00 That's what I want to know.
00:07:09 Take your teeth out.
00:07:13 Sorry, Chris.
00:07:16 You don't want 'em to rust
00:07:18 - I'm sorry.
00:07:23 Chris got me my, uh--
00:07:24 Chris got me fronts
00:07:26 - They're nice, right?
00:07:30 I'm gonna let 'em rinse.
00:07:33 You should rinse them
00:07:36 I only rinse them
00:07:39 This looks like
00:07:42 When the queen was in Russia,
00:07:44 and there was this president
00:07:46 and he had these false teeth.
00:07:48 And during the state dinner,
00:07:50 and clean it with a fork.
00:07:54 After he ate?
00:07:57 I gotta do that as well.
00:08:01 - Tell her to sit straight.
00:08:03 No, she should sit straight.
00:08:06 Is that right?
00:08:09 Tell her.
00:08:12 You eat good?
00:08:14 Yes.
00:08:21 - She should sit straight.
00:08:24 - Make her sit straight.
00:08:27 She listens to you.
00:08:30 - Papa?
00:08:32 Am I sitting straight?
00:08:34 Yes, you are.
00:08:39 He thinks he's a wrestler.
00:08:40 Look at the guy.
00:08:43 It doesn't make sense to me.
00:08:44 "Warning...
00:08:46 do not take product
00:08:52 Hypersensitive...
00:09:03 Am I hypersensitive?
00:09:11 Oh, my God.
00:09:14 I didn't hit right.
00:09:17 Am I hypersensitive?
00:09:20 Am I persistent?
00:09:22 Damn it.
00:09:29 Natural high...
00:09:34 like in the mountains,
00:09:36 high up.
00:09:43 Where are you,
00:09:46 Give me some Everest.
00:09:49 I started something like this
00:09:52 of the Spanish conquest
00:09:55 There was a lot of infighting.
00:09:58 They formed parties,
00:10:00 and there was this unbelievable
00:10:03 among the Spanish.
00:10:05 And there was on one side,
00:10:08 And on the other side,
00:10:11 And he was one
00:10:14 and boy, the guy
00:10:17 they sent a delegation
00:10:19 and Almagro looked
00:10:22 they couldn't even
00:10:25 And there's this wonderful story
00:10:29 about this old
00:10:31 who was well into his 70s,
00:10:36 back in Europe, and then
00:10:39 conquest of Peru.
00:10:42 and in all this fighting,
00:10:46 I think sticking
00:10:49 and all of a sudden he rides
00:10:54 and he rides on his horse and
00:10:58 and they were just about
00:10:59 and he knows he's gonna be dead
00:11:02 and he just defiantly
00:11:07 And what he sings is,
00:11:11 wafts the wind on my hair."
00:11:52 - What are they doing?
00:11:56 Come here. Come here.
00:11:57 See, from here
00:12:00 the whole New York City,
00:12:02 almost across to Los Angeles.
00:12:04 It's a big town, baby!
00:12:05 I can see practically from here
00:12:07 I can see right over
00:12:09 I can see right over from
00:12:11 Oh, man! Thanks, man,
00:12:15 There's no paper
00:12:16 No, you've got paper.
00:12:18 It's full.
00:12:22 - That sounded like it's moving.
00:12:28 I think we need that guy
00:12:30 You'd better wash your hands.
00:12:44 You'd better be
00:12:47 I'm wearing shoes,
00:12:49 You can't wear these
00:12:51 - What size?
00:12:52 - What size?
00:13:04 It's a heavy one.
00:13:07 You've got a heavy one.
00:13:14 You got it!
00:13:54 Get back from the line.
00:13:57 You cheated.
00:14:08 Behind the line.
00:14:12 - Go for it.
00:14:26 Yeah! Yeah!
00:14:31 That's it.
00:14:33 Don't scream.
00:14:36 This is it.
00:14:39 Don't shift around.
00:14:41 Come on.
00:14:43 Be a man and quit that
00:14:45 - Quit that.
00:14:48 - Come over here.
00:14:50 Stop it.
00:14:52 Dad!
00:14:56 Come on, be a man.
00:15:00 It might even
00:15:03 and you'll put on
00:15:05 Shut up.
00:15:06 Come on, you don't
00:15:07 - Shut up.
00:15:10 Just be a man.
00:15:14 Here.
00:15:18 Okay, come here.
00:15:19 I don't want this escaping.
00:15:22 Just-- all this moody brooding,
00:15:26 Down, down.
00:15:29 Raise your arm.
00:15:30 Come closer to me,
00:15:33 I don't want a coward
00:15:35 Come here.
00:15:36 - You want me to win?
00:15:39 And don't be a coward.
00:15:43 My son is not
00:15:46 Stop it!
00:15:48 Stop!
00:15:53 That is gonna put
00:15:56 Stop that shivering.
00:15:57 I don't want you
00:15:59 Don't shiver.
00:16:02 Okay?
00:16:05 Don't shiver like that.
00:16:07 You're gonna be a winner.
00:16:10 A winner doesn't shiver.
00:16:36 Fuck!
00:16:38 I'm gonna be a winner!
00:16:40 I'm tired of fucking losing.
00:16:42 Lamb of God...
00:16:45 You take away
00:16:51 Have mercy on us.
00:16:57 Lamb of God...
00:16:59 You take away
00:17:05 Have mercy on us.
00:17:11 Lamb of God...
00:17:14 You take away
00:17:20 Grant us peace.
00:17:26 Lean on Jesus,
00:17:29 Lean on Jesus,
00:17:33 Leaning on
00:17:46 Leaning on
00:17:55 That's cute.
00:18:07 That's too dirty.
00:18:08 How much are the onesies?
00:18:10 - Two for a dollar.
00:18:13 I'm looking for
00:18:15 - Did you look on the table?
00:18:21 There's no real infant
00:18:23 It's mostly in boxes.
00:18:25 so I have to get,
00:18:29 I think it might be
00:18:32 - First one?
00:18:34 - First one?
00:18:36 You'll be blessed, then.
00:18:38 I might have seen
00:18:41 Yeah, well, that means
00:18:43 - First baby.
00:18:46 They say your womb is blessed
00:18:49 - Really?
00:18:50 That's kind of sexist,
00:18:52 I don't know. They say,
00:18:54 The girls come in after
00:18:58 Do you have 25c?
00:19:00 No, I don't.
00:19:02 - Here you go. Good luck.
00:19:12 Thank you very much.
00:19:17 How are you doing?
00:19:21 So now I'm gonna do
00:19:23 Okay.
00:19:29 You're gonna feel some jelly.
00:19:32 Just try to relax.
00:19:36 - Are you all right?
00:19:38 Okay, everything feels good...
00:19:43 Getting big.
00:19:46 Head is down.
00:19:48 Okay.
00:19:49 All right, you can put
00:19:55 - Who's the father?
00:20:39 Why is the wind blind?
00:20:42 The wind's actually blind.
00:20:44 'Cause...
00:20:47 'cause the wind's a breeze.
00:20:50 The breeze's a zephyr. The zephyr's
00:20:53 I can't get over it.
00:20:56 I can't get--
00:20:58 You know what I mean?
00:20:59 I like hers as well.
00:21:03 LAPD, NYPD, NYPD...
00:21:20 If you make the hill
00:21:21 it's gonna be a lot easier.
00:21:23 You make it go downhill.
00:21:26 It's gonna be much easier.
00:21:28 The hill's going up.
00:21:30 Mostly the hill goes up.
00:21:32 You get a hill
00:21:34 gonna be much, much easier.
00:21:35 All the way, Hosanna Bay...
00:21:39 Excuse me? Excuse me?
00:21:40 Do you know my family tree?
00:21:41 Is my family tree this tree,
00:21:43 - I don't know.
00:21:47 I got one--
00:21:50 It's hard to tell.
00:21:59 One way you are,
00:22:01 The only way is the NYPD.
00:22:04 LAPD, NYPD.
00:22:12 My friends and my brother.
00:22:14 You do not know
00:22:17 Can you drink of the cup
00:22:21 Jesus...
00:22:23 'You know how those
00:22:28 God is looking on me
00:22:30 with disgust.
00:22:33 Jesus has been seeing me.
00:22:36 He thinks that
00:22:40 a member of the church
00:22:43 and I just feel
00:22:48 But those sentiments
00:22:49 nor from Christ.
00:22:51 And it flies in the face
00:22:55 about God and the ministry
00:22:57 The Father
00:23:00 and His rain falls upon
00:23:03 His sun shines upon the good
00:23:05 because that's how He is.
00:23:09 There's no room in God
00:23:11 for looking upon
00:23:14 or wanting to cast him out
00:23:16 or something like that.
00:23:18 So these are thoughts
00:23:21 or actually the power
00:23:24 as it were,
00:23:26 But I really have to say to you
00:23:28 Have you ever done
00:23:29 or therapy with anybody?
00:23:34 Or psychotherapy?
00:23:36 No, I haven't.
00:23:38 We have a counseling center
00:23:40 I give that to you because there
00:23:44 They can be helpful
00:23:48 or just to come in one time
00:23:52 you know,
00:23:53 But there's no reason
00:23:56 to think that being
00:23:59 is an untreatable situation.
00:24:01 - Thank you very much.
00:24:03 I'll give you a blessing
00:24:05 - All right?
00:24:07 - Very good.
00:24:14 Sometimes I get
00:24:23 My mom told me
00:24:26 that all I have to do
00:24:28 I don't have the strength.
00:24:31 I have to have the energy.
00:24:32 I grab the stake,
00:24:36 - Look at her.
00:24:38 Yeah, yeah,
00:24:40 Is it a Rittberger?
00:24:42 I don't know what it is.
00:24:44 Look at her do that. See?
00:24:50 - That is not gonna be an ace.
00:24:52 There it is again.
00:24:53 You're are cheating.
00:24:55 - What?
00:24:57 What?
00:24:59 I don't think so.
00:25:00 You're hiding
00:25:02 I wouldn't say
00:25:05 No sleeves.
00:25:07 But the aces are there.
00:25:11 I'll tell you what,
00:25:13 When you're born different,
00:25:15 Some stuff's good,
00:25:17 For me,
00:25:19 Not an ace again.
00:25:22 Sure you don't want to bet
00:25:23 There it is again.
00:25:27 Anything's possible.
00:25:30 It's these magic toes.
00:25:32 She's got magic toes, too,
00:25:41 How do you do that?
00:25:42 I told you,
00:25:44 It was my equalizer.
00:25:47 You learn to use your feet.
00:25:49 The rest, that's where
00:25:50 It's the attitude.
00:25:54 You come over here
00:25:55 and I'm telling you, you have
00:25:58 It's not like those people on TV
00:26:03 It's like the ace
00:26:05 We're not on TV,
00:26:07 Grab it!
00:26:09 Top one?
00:26:11 It could be any one.
00:26:12 It could be anywhere.
00:26:13 There it is again.
00:26:15 Attitude.
00:26:17 Positive thinking--
00:26:19 but it works for me.
00:26:21 - You're a cheater.
00:26:23 I don't do to hurt you,
00:26:25 to help you learn, buddy.
00:26:41 Come on, Chris.
00:26:46 Why don't you take
00:26:50 What you want me
00:26:53 - It belonged to your mom.
00:26:56 She wore it
00:27:01 Why don't you put it on?
00:27:04 It's very nice.
00:27:05 You're the only one
00:27:09 Show me the other one.
00:27:11 It's a summer dress.
00:27:18 Just put it on, Chris.
00:27:22 and dance with me.
00:27:26 No.
00:27:28 Since your mother left,
00:27:32 I'm gonna give you $10.
00:27:40 No.
00:27:42 Come on.
00:27:45 As much as a guy
00:27:49 for a whole month.
00:27:50 Working in the field,
00:27:53 It's a lot of money.
00:27:56 Come on, Chris.
00:28:06 Hey!
00:28:09 Stay! Stop!
00:28:10 Captured!
00:28:12 Stop moving!
00:28:15 It wasn't me.
00:28:17 Don't ever come back.
00:28:19 Don't ever come back.
00:28:22 You ate like a cancer.
00:28:25 you killed the Jews,
00:28:27 You killed all
00:28:29 You're a fucking cancer.
00:28:31 You come back in the 1980s
00:28:34 You're here in my bedroom!
00:28:35 What you doing?
00:28:37 Answer me! Answer me!
00:28:39 Don't you move!
00:28:41 Sit down have a cup of tea.
00:28:43 Come on in.
00:28:48 Hey, this is Julien.
00:28:50 Hey, Julien.
00:28:52 Hey, my good friend,
00:28:54 This is Adolf.
00:28:57 He ate my mother's titties,
00:28:59 He's a friend.
00:29:01 He ate my mother's titties.
00:29:03 Come in.
00:29:05 Julien?
00:29:06 Yes, sir.
00:29:07 What is it you want
00:29:08 I want you to make this man
00:29:12 and make him feel
00:29:14 and don't feed him to Mommy.
00:29:16 Don't feed him to grandmother.
00:29:17 Don't feed him to Joyce.
00:29:19 Okay. I promise.
00:29:21 Okay.
00:29:25 sit down.
00:29:25 Now, one of the things
00:29:28 is, at which point did you
00:29:31 and at which point
00:29:32 Because in the New Testament,
00:29:36 that you came into the Bible
00:29:41 at just before
00:29:43 And it stated that you--
00:29:49 you turned your left cheek to one
00:29:53 "Never hit me
00:29:55 because if you hit me
00:29:59 Anyway, that's all
00:30:00 Anyway, while I make
00:30:02 I'd just like to point out
00:30:05 When you want
00:30:08 you've got to--
00:30:13 you've got to stay with me
00:30:16 and not upset anyone else
00:30:18 because they don't know
00:30:23 That's all.
00:30:26 It's my only condition,
00:30:38 Another hard day
00:30:40 Another hard day at the zoo.
00:30:43 Another hard day
00:30:47 Another hard day at the zoo.
00:31:14 Punky.
00:31:15 Punky. Come on.
00:31:20 Come on, angel.
00:31:25 Go down.
00:31:30 You don't come?
00:31:32 Okay, bye bye.
00:31:41 Come on.
00:31:45 Come on, Punky.
00:31:46 Punky! Punky!
00:31:47 Okay, bye bye.
00:31:49 Come on.
00:31:52 Come on. Hurry up.
00:31:54 Come on!
00:33:32 Stupid fucking trash can.
00:33:38 I'll fucking--
00:33:58 Number one-- I don't want all
00:34:01 Do you feel like a winner?
00:34:08 Plastic, plastic, plastic.
00:34:10 I was just playing.
00:34:13 Yeah, but that's not
00:34:16 You've got to be tougher.
00:34:19 You've got to out-gut them,
00:34:21 outwrestle them.
00:34:23 Outplastic them.
00:34:28 You should be a winner.
00:34:31 There's no winner
00:34:38 I am a winner.
00:34:43 I am a winner!
00:34:58 Here is the subject
00:35:02 Make sure you've marked...
00:36:36 Dance for me!
00:36:39 Oh, I love that!
00:37:09 Oh, yeah!
00:37:13 Well, see, I've got a problem,
00:37:17 I don't even know what you call
00:37:20 It's not shadows,
00:37:22 It's just like--
00:37:23 imagine looking through...
00:37:28 a futon plastic bag.
00:37:31 That's how my sight is.
00:37:33 But I thank God
00:37:37 I can walk--
00:37:43 Do you ever think,
00:37:45 Why God let it happen?
00:37:50 No.
00:37:52 But there's no reason why
00:37:54 No.
00:37:57 The future has a lot of things
00:37:59 for these young
00:38:04 God gave me
00:38:11 My parents-- my grandparents
00:38:14 and we always argue
00:38:16 because I don't really believe
00:38:18 I don't--
00:38:21 that anybody can tell you
00:38:23 Nobody can tell you.
00:38:25 - He tells you.
00:38:27 He tells you.
00:38:29 All he says is,
00:38:32 follow these commandments
00:38:35 "Live honestly,"
00:38:38 Be honest about
00:38:39 I say,
00:38:43 I've got to thank him
00:38:44 'cause I live day by day.
00:38:46 Jesus said in the Bible...
00:38:49 "Cursed be he
00:38:53 who obstructs
00:38:56 who puts an obstacle
00:38:59 "Cursed be he who puts an obstacle
00:39:02 and cursed is he
00:39:05 "Cursed be he who sleeps
00:39:09 You know what you were saying
00:39:12 No, but,
00:39:14 "Present yourself honestly--"
00:39:18 "Present yourself honestly
00:39:21 because if you don't, I'm gonna
00:39:25 "Once upon a time,
00:39:30 Yeah.
00:39:35 "For your mind.
00:39:40 "Victor's a nice man.
00:39:44 "Go, Victor.
00:39:47 - "Go, James..."
00:39:49 "I'm a black albino
00:39:51 way down south."
00:39:52 "You know, I'm a black albino,
00:39:55 way down south."
00:39:56 "Then you know
00:39:59 straight from Alabama.
00:40:00 "Check it out.
00:40:03 it's the up above.
00:40:05 - because it couldn't be..."
00:40:07 All right! All right!
00:40:18 "...black albino,
00:40:20 - Go, James!
00:40:21 Then you know
00:40:23 straight from Alabama,
00:40:25 Then you know
00:40:27 straight from Alabama,
00:40:30 Then you know
00:40:31 straight from Alabama.
00:40:34 Oh-- smooth!
00:40:37 I feel just like the E.F. Hutton
00:40:38 I can kick a rhyme
00:40:41 and it goes a little something
00:40:42 Hit it-- a long time ago,
00:40:45 you know? I had an Afro,
00:40:47 But I took a look
00:40:49 to find my nook in society.
00:40:51 The plan, understand,
00:40:53 on the rap stand, and dish out
00:40:56 'cause it seems
00:40:57 people gather 'round
00:40:59 This Polky bust rhymes
00:41:01 The suckers bag the mike
00:41:14 ...then you know
00:41:16 straight from Alabama,
00:41:18 Then you know
00:41:20 straight from Alabama,
00:41:25 Go, Franklin!
00:41:34 Back in the 50s, they had this
00:41:36 of talking birds.
00:41:41 And they sent all these parrots
00:41:46 it's a starling type of bird
00:41:49 and boy, do they speak well.
00:41:51 But the championship back then
00:41:54 a little parakeet.
00:41:55 And the parakeet would say,
00:41:58 but they can not speak."
00:42:01 and that really made him
00:42:03 Boy, was that bird good.
00:42:05 You can still buy a record which
00:42:09 "Birds are smart,
00:42:11 and you can teach your own bird.
00:42:14 Maybe even dogs
00:42:21 When we were kids arriving
00:42:24 we had to say a poem
00:42:36 "...Schlup, schlup, schlup,
00:42:42 Then we were allowed to have
00:42:45 and coffee and whatever
00:43:44 He loves me,
00:43:48 He loves me,
00:43:51 He loves me...
00:43:54 He loves me not.
00:43:57 He loves me,
00:44:00 He loves me,
00:44:02 He loves me,
00:44:04 He loves me,
00:44:07 The mailman loves me,
00:44:09 The mailman loves me,
00:44:11 The mailman loves me,
00:44:14 I hate the mailman!
00:44:16 - Hello?
00:44:22 - Hello, Julien?
00:44:24 - Hi!
00:44:26 - Hi!
00:44:28 I can call you "Mother"?
00:44:30 - Mom?
00:44:31 - Hi.
00:44:34 - Hi, Mom.
00:44:35 I'm doing real good, Mom.
00:44:37 I'm a lot better now.
00:44:40 Are you a dietitian, still,
00:44:46 No, no.
00:44:47 Okay. I know.
00:44:50 A traffic cop.
00:44:52 Like a female police officer
00:44:54 No. No.
00:44:57 I fix people's teeth
00:45:00 Uh-huh.
00:45:01 What do you do to dentist?
00:45:05 No, I'm just a basic
00:45:09 People come to see me
00:45:12 mouth pain or different
00:45:14 and different sorts
00:45:18 Are you going to participate
00:45:21 No, sometimes when people
00:45:24 their teeth get dirty
00:45:25 and me and my staff
00:45:27 with special dental tools.
00:45:31 What about my teeth, Mom?
00:45:32 I got--
00:45:35 Chris got me
00:45:36 My baby brother got me some
00:45:40 That was very nice of him.
00:45:41 Yeah. I can eat through
00:45:47 I don't believe you.
00:45:48 I love you, Mom.
00:45:51 I miss you, Mom.
00:45:53 Like when I was
00:45:57 Yeah.
00:45:59 I love you too, Julien.
00:46:01 And I'm watching you.
00:46:03 All those voices you're hearing,
00:46:07 No one's out to get you.
00:46:10 Right?
00:46:12 Julien?
00:46:14 I wish you were
00:46:16 like when I was six,
00:46:17 when I was six you sang me
00:46:21 "Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
00:46:25 dormez vous? "
00:46:29 When I was six,
00:46:33 Chris was just
00:46:35 Remember Chris was just
00:46:37 He killed you
00:46:40 When they took you away
00:46:42 and they killed you dead.
00:46:44 Chris was just
00:46:45 How are your teeth, Julien?
00:46:47 - They're okay.
00:46:51 Remember to brush in the crevices,
00:46:55 because that's where
00:46:58 And then floss weekly,
00:47:00 the minimum you must floss
00:47:02 I promise. I will, I will.
00:47:04 I'll floss like
00:47:06 when you were
00:47:08 I'll floss like I did
00:47:12 I'll floss like that.
00:47:13 Okay, I've got to go.
00:47:15 I love you, Mom.
00:47:16 I love you, too.
00:47:18 You're my best friend.
00:47:19 - Okay. I love you too, Julien.
00:47:21 Take good care of your teeth
00:47:24 Okay, Julien?
00:47:26 Bye.
00:47:27 - Mom?
00:47:30 - Bye, Mom.
00:47:32 I love you. Bye.
00:47:39 This is gonna be
00:48:01 Pearl, Pearl, Pearl.
00:48:04 I got a--
00:48:07 I got a poem.
00:48:09 Yeah.
00:48:10 Daddy, can I read a poem?
00:48:12 Okay.
00:48:14 "Midnight chaos...
00:48:16 Eternity chaos...
00:48:18 Morning chaos,
00:48:20 noon chaos, eternity chaos,
00:48:22 eternity chaos, midnight chaos,
00:48:24 morning chaos, eternity chaos,
00:48:25 evening chaos,
00:48:27 midnight chaos,
00:48:30 morning chaos,
00:48:32 noon chaos,
00:48:33 evening chaos,
00:48:35 midnight chaos,
00:48:36 noon chaos, eternity chaos,
00:48:37 evening chaos, eternity chaos..."
00:48:40 Julien, cut it out.
00:48:41 "Morning chaos, eternity chaos..."
00:48:43 You're repeating "Chaos, chaos."
00:48:47 - It rhyme with chaos.
00:48:50 Come on, stop that.
00:48:52 I'm not finished.
00:48:53 - "Midnight--"
00:48:55 It doesn't even rhyme.
00:48:59 It doesn't even rhyme.
00:49:01 - How about that?
00:49:03 Shut up. Shut up.
00:49:06 I don't like it because
00:49:09 You see, I like
00:49:12 I like something like, uh,
00:49:14 the end of "Dirty Harry."
00:49:16 I saw this "Dirty Harry,"
00:49:19 a terrific showdown.
00:49:20 What?
00:49:21 There was this
00:49:24 You should better listen.
00:49:26 Grandmama, listen.
00:49:29 There was this shoot out.
00:49:31 Dirty Harry has
00:49:35 I mean, he was
00:49:38 and there's this
00:49:40 They're really exchanging
00:49:43 They're shooting bullets
00:49:44 and they keep missing.
00:49:46 At the end the bad guy
00:49:49 It's just down there
00:49:53 Harry hovers over him,
00:49:56 and now Harry, he is really
00:49:59 Harry's standing there,
00:50:02 and he says to him,
00:50:07 Do you think there's still
00:50:10 and he says to him,
00:50:12 "You know, now you've got
00:50:16 'Do I feel lucky?'"
00:50:19 At that moment, the bad guy
00:50:23 raises it
00:50:26 He hasn't got a bullet left.
00:50:29 He blasts him into a river.
00:50:31 He knocks him off the feet
00:50:37 You see,
00:50:40 I truly like that.
00:50:42 I don't like
00:50:44 I think I hated his poem.
00:50:57 Now, Chris I'd like
00:51:00 You see, it's all balance.
00:51:02 I'd like to see that.
00:51:04 You're really balancing.
00:51:06 I mean, in the balance.
00:51:09 You know what I had to do
00:51:13 when I was your age?
00:51:14 We had a real, real
00:51:18 We put a cigarette
00:51:22 just like that--
00:51:25 and a glass of water.
00:51:26 You just gotta step
00:51:29 and you have to pick it up,
00:51:32 You have to pick it up
00:51:35 It's really a tough one.
00:51:37 - You can do it?
00:51:40 but you should be able
00:51:45 It's all balance.
00:51:53 Argh!
00:51:55 Could you ever do it?
00:51:57 Yeah, it was difficult,
00:52:00 You see, I really wanted
00:52:03 I really wanted
00:52:08 He's going to do it,
00:52:15 Yeah, that's it.
00:52:19 All right.
00:52:21 Yeah, yeah,
00:52:23 That's good.
00:52:25 You're gonna do it.
00:52:28 In two or three weeks,
00:52:29 I just did it.
00:52:30 Yeah, but you fell.
00:52:32 You see you've got to
00:52:35 and smoke the cigarette.
00:52:37 That's a proud man who smokes
00:52:41 - I don't smoke.
00:52:51 All right.
00:52:54 "My bonnie...
00:52:58 Everybody know that one?
00:53:01 "My bonnie lies over the ocean,
00:53:05 my bonnie lies
00:53:09 my bonnie lies
00:53:14 oh, bring
00:53:19 Bring back,
00:53:21 bring back,
00:53:23 bring back my bonnie
00:53:27 That's my son up there!
00:53:30 "My bonnie lies over
00:53:37 but my bonnie doesn't lie
00:53:48 Let's party!
00:54:08 It's a great act
00:54:17 My first wife
00:54:19 Not with cigarettes, though.
00:54:22 What else
00:54:29 Get him out of here!
00:55:26 Well, that's it.
00:55:32 Amen!
00:55:35 A-woman!
00:55:37 All right!
00:55:48 "Amen...
00:55:51 Amen,
00:55:53 Amen, Amen, Amen
00:55:59 Amen...
00:56:01 Amen,
00:56:04 Amen, Amen, Amen
00:56:09 See the baby Jesus,
00:56:12 Lying in the manger
00:56:14 Amen,
00:56:16 Amen, Amen, Amen..."
00:56:20 The words are easy.
00:56:24 "Amen,
00:56:26 Amen,
00:56:28 Amen, Amen."
00:56:41 "We don't need no music
00:56:44 We don't need no music
00:56:48 We don't need no music
00:56:52 We don't need no music."
00:57:20 "I feel good--
00:57:21 nah-na, nah-na, nah-na--
00:57:23 I knew that I would--
00:57:25 nah-na, nah-na, nah-na
00:57:27 I feel good--
00:57:28 nah-na, nah-na, nah-na
00:57:30 I knew that I would..."
00:57:31 That's funny.
00:57:34 "So good--
00:57:35 so good--
00:57:37 I've got you.
00:57:41 I feel nice--
00:57:43 nah-na, nah-na, nah-na
00:57:44 like sugar and spice--
00:57:46 nah-na, nah-na, nah-na..."
00:57:49 That's my favorite song.
00:57:50 I love that song.
00:57:53 What song?
00:57:55 That song--
00:57:57 I feel Tosh--"
00:58:03 That's a really
00:58:06 I think one day
00:58:08 I'm gonna need new feet.
00:58:10 I'm gonna have to sew
00:58:14 I met a man that was made of clay,
00:58:16 "If you want to have
00:58:19 you've got to listen
00:58:21 Stop! That tickles!
00:58:23 I'm sorry.
00:58:25 You don't have to be sorry.
00:58:27 It feels good.
00:58:29 Does this tickle,
00:58:31 Yes.
00:58:36 All my boyfriends are dead,
00:58:39 maybe you too, Julien.
00:58:41 I died before, you know.
00:58:44 I'm gonna die before I die.
00:58:48 I'm gonna make
00:58:49 and then as soon
00:58:52 I'm gonna die.
00:58:53 - Really?
00:58:55 I'm gonna dive
00:58:59 and then I'm gonna fall
00:59:02 until I fall in the water,
00:59:34 Lillian, David, Sylvia,
00:59:38 Simon, Casey,
00:59:41 Sasha, Scott, Joshua,
00:59:45 Jezebel, Harold, Harry,
00:59:50 Caroline, Sarah, Sylvia,
00:59:55 Simon, Lewis, Michael,
01:00:00 Walter, Brendan, Olivia,
01:00:04 Ethan, Eleanor,
01:00:07 Gloria, or Ellen.
01:00:12 Those are my favorites...
01:00:14 Do it seriously, Chris.
01:00:19 What sort of outfit is that?
01:00:26 This is a bikini.
01:00:28 - Get serious.
01:00:31 Julien, the jammin' jabber.
01:00:35 Julien, get serious.
01:00:37 Stay in your corner.
01:00:38 Chris, you get
01:00:39 I'm gonna start
01:00:41 I want him
01:00:42 He's gonna wrestle for real.
01:00:43 - You ready?
01:00:48 What's your wrestling name?
01:00:49 - Chris.
01:00:51 like a costume
01:00:52 "Julien the jammin' jabber"!
01:00:55 It's real wrestling.
01:00:57 - It's real wrestling.
01:00:59 In the center of the ring, Julien.
01:01:02 - That's it. Get serious.
01:01:06 No, no, no.
01:01:07 - Shake hands.
01:01:10 I'm referee.
01:01:12 - Be serious.
01:01:13 You ready for the fight?
01:01:15 Are you ready?
01:01:17 Ready?
01:01:19 two...
01:01:20 three, wrestle!
01:01:24 - Bring it on.
01:01:28 - Fucking wrestle me, man.
01:01:30 Grab him.
01:01:32 Come on, Julien.
01:01:34 Julien, the jammin' jabber.
01:01:38 Get into the fight.
01:01:45 Oh, it looks like
01:01:46 They're going down!
01:01:48 The referee doesn't get
01:01:52 Come on, Chris!
01:01:54 get his shoulders down!
01:01:55 Come on, Julien.
01:01:57 Come on!
01:01:58 "Julien, the jabbin' jabber"!
01:01:58 Get serious.
01:02:06 Get serious.
01:02:07 Fight back, Julien!
01:02:08 Julien, the jabbin' jabber!
01:02:12 Bring it on!
01:02:14 Take it serious.
01:02:17 Julien, fight back!
01:02:19 Come on.
01:02:20 Come on.
01:02:22 You're out.
01:02:23 One...
01:02:24 two...
01:02:28 I love you, Chris.
01:02:30 No!
01:02:32 Fucking wrestle me!
01:02:33 What's going on there?
01:02:35 What sort of shit
01:02:36 Cut it out!
01:02:39 God-fucking-damn it!
01:02:43 Disqualified for
01:02:46 I'm never gonna wear
01:02:48 I'm never gonna wear
01:02:52 I found it--
01:02:55 Chris!
01:02:56 Chris, Chris.
01:03:03 Okay, okay!
01:03:05 I won't,
01:03:07 I don't want
01:03:09 I don't want
01:03:11 I don't want
01:03:13 put you in the hospital...
01:03:15 Fucking act fucking normal
01:03:18 and fucking
01:03:19 I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
01:05:58 Thanks.
01:06:01 Excuse me, miss.
01:06:03 Thank you.
01:06:09 Thanks.
01:06:11 Don't you want to go
01:06:13 to that great city
01:06:14 over there,
01:06:16 where the sun
01:06:18 don't ever go down?
01:06:20 Over there,
01:06:21 where every day,
01:06:22 is a day,
01:06:24 of jubilee,
01:06:26 where we will sing...
01:06:28 There may be one
01:06:29 that's out of the ark
01:06:31 If you're here,
01:06:35 The spirit said, "Come."
01:06:37 And whosoever will,"
01:06:41 If you come...
01:06:43 I heard,
01:06:44 Jesus said,
01:06:45 "I will in no wise--"
01:06:47 He will in no wise
01:06:50 Come to him right now,
01:06:52 while you still have a chance.
01:06:55 There is no forgiveness of sins--
01:06:58 Amen--
01:07:01 Amen-- we are forgiven
01:07:05 So I come to tell you today
01:07:08 that the blood
01:07:10 Amen-- cleansed us from all
01:07:14 Thank God for Jesus.
01:07:17 by that same blood.
01:07:20 And I'm glad today,
01:07:21 because when I have
01:07:24 and when my sins
01:07:26 Jesus, Amen,
01:07:30 he don't see me,
01:07:33 And when Jesus died
01:07:36 God was dying on the cross.
01:07:38 For God was in Christ Jesus,
01:07:40 reconciling the world
01:07:44 And I'm glad to know
01:07:47 I've been set free...
01:07:49 because of the blood
01:07:51 Not because of what
01:07:53 but because of what
01:07:56 And I'm glad to know
01:08:00 He ransomed us from
01:08:04 I don't know about you,
01:08:06 that I've been washed
01:08:08 I'm glad to know
01:08:11 by the blood of the Lamb.
01:08:12 His blood has made
01:08:16 and His blood has wrote
01:08:19 I don't know about you,
01:08:22 but I'm glad that I plunged
01:08:25 Amen, and I've been set
01:08:28 And I don't know about you,
01:08:30 that we can sing this song,
01:08:34 We have heard
01:08:38 The Lord has stopped by
01:08:41 You know, I'm so glad
01:08:43 as we get ready to go...
01:08:46 Amen, I feel good...
01:08:49 I know that can't nobody,
01:08:51 do me like Jesus.
01:08:55 If you don't mind,
01:08:57 of that great song,
01:09:00 "Can't nobody...
01:09:04 do me like Jesus,
01:09:06 Can't nobody
01:09:09 do me like the Lord
01:09:12 Can't nobody
01:09:15 do me like Jesus,
01:09:17 He's my friend."
01:09:21 Yeah!
01:09:23 "Can't nobody
01:09:25 do me like Jesus,
01:09:28 Can't nobody
01:09:31 do me like the Lord
01:09:33 Can't nobody
01:09:36 do me like Jesus,
01:09:38 He's my friend.
01:09:43 Can't nobody
01:09:45 do me like Jesus,
01:09:47 Can't nobody
01:09:50 do me like the Lord
01:09:52 Can't nobody
01:09:55 do me like Jesus,
01:09:58 He's my friend."
01:10:02 Yeah.
01:10:03 "Can't nobody
01:10:06 Can't nobody
01:10:30 "Can't nobody
01:10:32 Can't nobody
01:10:35 Nobody, nobody.
01:10:37 Nobody, nobody.
01:10:39 I said,
01:10:42 Nobody, nobody...
01:10:44 Can't nobody
01:10:47 Can't nobody
01:11:03 "Nobody, nobody
01:11:06 Nobody, nobody
01:11:08 No, no, no, no, no,
01:11:10 No, no, no, no, no,
01:12:32 Julien...
01:12:34 why don't you tell your sister
01:12:37 She's never gonna learn
01:12:40 She's a dilettante
01:12:44 You're a dila--
01:12:46 You're never gonna learn
01:12:52 I just can't stand this
01:12:55 I can't stand this
01:12:57 I might accidentally
01:13:00 Come on, don't try
01:13:02 You'll just look stupid.
01:13:04 - I'm back.
01:13:06 You look so stupid.
01:13:07 You look utterly
01:13:10 and irrevocably stupid.
01:13:13 You look so stupid.
01:13:16 I would slap
01:13:20 Well, I'm not stupid
01:13:22 I'm not even stupid
01:13:24 - Tell him to slap his face.
01:13:26 - Slap his face.
01:13:28 Don't pay
01:13:30 I ain't gotta be stupid
01:13:33 Slap your face.
01:13:35 I ain't gonna be stupid
01:13:37 Tell him
01:13:40 Slap your face.
01:13:43 You might even wake up.
01:13:45 - Just slap your face.
01:13:47 If I were as stupid,
01:13:51 Just tell him
01:13:53 Why don't you tell him
01:13:55 Just slap your face.
01:13:57 Just slap your face.
01:13:59 I'll turn my back and he's
01:14:03 You're gonna do it,
01:14:06 Slap your face!
01:14:09 - Slap my face?
01:14:11 - Like this?
01:14:14 Tell him
01:14:15 Tell him
01:14:18 I can't.
01:14:19 - Slap it harder.
01:14:22 You'll become
01:14:23 Can it hurt me, Pop?
01:14:25 Yeah.
01:14:29 Why don't you lie down--
01:14:31 why don't you lie down
01:14:32 and keep on slapping
01:14:34 Just keep on
01:14:36 And you take
01:14:39 slap your face!
01:14:40 Tell him to slap
01:14:42 You sing the song--
01:14:44 sing the song.
01:14:48 You pluck this fucking thing
01:14:52 I just can't take it
01:14:54 I just cannot
01:15:00 Can it hurt me, Pop?
01:15:02 Just sing the song.
01:15:03 Just sing, sing--
01:15:05 just sing the song.
01:15:09 - Can it hurt me...?
01:15:11 - Come on, sing the song.
01:15:14 Can it hurt me, Pop?
01:15:16 Just can't stand it.
01:15:18 - Can it hurt me, Pop?
01:15:32 Can it hurt me, Pop? !
01:15:33 Shhh!
01:15:40 Shhh!
01:15:44 "An eye for an eye.
01:15:46 Eye for an eye,
01:15:49 Hand for hand,
01:15:51 The son kills the father,
01:15:59 Shhh!
01:16:19 Sorry. They're stupid,
01:16:25 that are glued together.
01:16:27 If you fall with them,
01:16:31 No, no, no.
01:16:33 Because these are the two
01:16:36 You've got double blade
01:16:41 You've got the safest thing
01:16:43 I glued them together.
01:16:47 And you've got shoes
01:16:49 you've got shoes
01:16:50 shoes you can wear
01:16:52 - It's getting big.
01:16:55 In two months' time
01:16:59 How do you think the future
01:17:02 - Bright.
01:17:05 - Bright as the sun.
01:17:11 How come everybody comes out of
01:17:16 Because they have to be
01:17:19 There's not
01:17:21 They can't just come out
01:17:24 'cause then it would be
01:17:27 and so painful.
01:17:30 Could you imagine?
01:17:33 10 bucks,
01:17:35 Five bucks a shoe,
01:17:38 10 bucks? I wouldn't pay
01:17:44 You know...
01:17:45 I could make those myself.
01:17:49 I'd just take one of my sandals
01:17:57 You think those are actually
01:17:59 Just leave me alone.
01:18:03 Okay? Period.
01:18:04 Ricky, Ricky, Ricky...
01:18:07 Once you wear
01:18:09 You're getting
01:18:10 If you don't want to stop,
01:18:12 then I'm gonna have to
01:18:14 You know what I used
01:18:17 I used to think
01:18:20 but I found out
01:18:24 that my vision
01:18:27 I thought I could
01:18:29 So if nobody ever told you,
01:18:34 No.
01:18:35 I thought I could really see--
01:18:39 but, I found out
01:18:47 If you don't
01:18:48 I'm gonna smear this
01:18:50 - Can I get a little bit?
01:18:53 You're not gonna
01:18:55 Not even-- if you leave me alone,
01:18:58 and I'll let you lick it
01:18:59 Sometimes I wish
01:19:01 - Why?
01:19:03 The world is just
01:19:07 How about you go home,
01:19:12 head in the toilet,
01:19:16 I can glide like this.
01:19:18 No, no, no.
01:19:21 Why not?
01:19:23 It's fun.
01:19:29 Slow down.
01:19:31 Slow down, Chrissy.
01:19:36 I've got you.
01:19:38 Trust me.
01:19:40 Let's not go crazy here.
01:19:44 We can still have fun.
01:19:46 We can still have fun,
01:19:51 You maybe need a better skater
01:19:54 Oh, no, my skate's undone.
01:19:56 My lace is undone,
01:19:59 We don't want you
01:20:20 No, don't go too fast.
01:20:25 Hey, these girls
01:20:26 Maybe one of them
01:20:29 Do you want to skate
01:20:30 Yes.
01:20:33 This is really good.
01:20:34 - Are you having fun?
01:20:36 Good. Feeling the wind
01:22:11 Fire! Fire!
01:22:55 Get her in
01:23:05 How are you feeling, ma'am?
01:23:07 Where does it hurt?
01:23:08 Show me with one finger
01:23:10 - Right there.
01:23:12 What's the story here?
01:23:15 Okay.
01:23:17 Was there any bleeding?
01:23:19 - No, not that I know of.
01:23:21 - Help me, help me.
01:23:23 Just try and relax.
01:23:26 Blood pressure in the field
01:24:50 Patient at 1601.
01:25:10 Excuse me, miss?
01:25:11 Do you think I could possibly
01:25:13 Oh, I'm sorry,
01:25:15 I understand,
01:25:19 It's my baby.
01:25:20 I'd just like--
01:25:21 before you put the baby away?
01:26:54 Sewanee Avenue.
01:27:18 Hill Avenue.
01:27:29 Richfield.
01:27:33 ...Avenue... Doris...
01:27:38 Transfer--
01:27:39 Avenue--
01:27:41 Richfield--