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00:00:38 America first fell in love
00:00:42 ...in the box-office smash
00:00:47 They had the most celebrated
00:00:52 Who could forget how they hit
00:00:55 ...in Requiem for an Outfielder?
00:00:58 You can't die, Mike. You can't.
00:01:02 Because I love you.
00:01:07 Justice never tasted so sweet...
00:01:10 ...as in The Bench.
00:01:13 I didn't do it. I'm innocent.
00:01:17 - I object!
00:01:20 No, you're out of order!
00:01:22 I object to the way my client
00:01:25 I object that I've let
00:01:28 ...become clouded
00:01:31 I object to the way the room spins
00:01:35 I object, Your Honor,
00:01:39 Theirlove opened our eyes...
00:01:42 ...in Sasha and the Optometrist.
00:01:44 Read from the top line, Sasha.
00:01:50 "I...
00:01:51 ...L-O-V-E...
00:01:56 ...Y-O..."
00:01:59 Oh.
00:02:01 You.
00:02:03 Dr. Martin!
00:02:04 Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison:
00:02:08 America's sweethearts.
00:02:17 God, they were great.
00:02:20 I did the press for all nine movies.
00:02:24 They were on top of the world.
00:02:27 Then she blew it by dating
00:02:30 - Did you cut this?
00:02:33 Always take credit.
00:02:36 Okay, I did it on my Mac.
00:02:38 Rule number two: Don't take credit
00:02:43 It's not bad.
00:02:47 I hope this isn't too awkward for you.
00:02:51 I know.
00:02:53 Kingman's in the screening room.
00:02:59 Please remind Mr. Kingman
00:03:03 And then invite him
00:03:06 You'll want to see this, Lee.
00:03:13 - Hello, Dave.
00:03:16 - Thanks for coming.
00:03:19 I'm just confused. You did fire me
00:03:23 - To see the new Weidmann film.
00:03:26 Eddie and Gwen's last movie.
00:03:29 You've seen it? All of it?
00:03:32 Would you roll that, please?
00:03:34 Be the first to see what only
00:04:04 Something wrong?
00:04:06 Did the film break?
00:04:08 The film is fine. At least,
00:04:13 I spent 86 million dollars...
00:04:16 ...of the studio's money...
00:04:18 ...on 20 seconds...
00:04:20 ...of titles.
00:04:24 That's all he sent. The titles!
00:04:27 And a note.
00:04:30 "Dave, we could also
00:04:35 - We had to make a Weidmann film!
00:04:40 There's only one genius
00:04:43 Lipstick, hair and his hand!
00:04:47 Do you remember? Huh?
00:04:49 "All right?"
00:04:53 - Remember the nut in the woods?
00:04:56 - The guy at Fox?
00:04:58 Remember he lived in that cabin?
00:05:00 So?
00:05:01 Hal Weidmann bought that cabin
00:05:05 ...and moved it onto his property.
00:05:10 That is his little, twisted...
00:05:14 ...sicko office.
00:05:16 It's him. On the phone.
00:05:19 - Who?
00:05:21 I'll kill him!
00:05:25 Put him on the speaker.
00:05:26 Hi, Hal.
00:05:29 How are you, darling?
00:05:31 You're in my thoughts.
00:05:35 How's the film?
00:05:36 - Finding its way.
00:05:39 We have a few things to do,
00:05:42 It's finished, Dave.
00:05:46 Great. How is it?
00:05:48 My mother thinks it's my best work.
00:05:51 - Can I speak with her?
00:05:53 - Can someone pick it up?
00:05:56 - You haven't commented on the titles.
00:06:01 - When's the press junket?
00:06:05 I want the press to see it first.
00:06:08 We'll experience it together
00:06:11 I'm the head of the studio. I don't
00:06:16 - I'm hanging up now.
00:06:18 Give me that. Hello?
00:06:21 God...
00:06:23 ...damn it!
00:06:32 - We can't see it before the press!
00:06:35 At the junket!
00:06:40 Lee, you have got to do
00:06:43 Set up a junket for a film
00:06:47 - Yes.
00:06:56 Don't make me beg.
00:06:58 - You already are.
00:07:01 Please, come on. Lee?
00:07:04 - Danny can handle it.
00:07:06 Danny cannot handle it.
00:07:10 I need the master.
00:07:14 - I want to stay a living legend.
00:07:19 You worked together a long time.
00:07:22 - He was psychotic.
00:07:25 - I loved him. You, I can't stand.
00:07:29 The studio's going under!
00:07:32 It may be the last Eddie and Gwen
00:07:44 What do you want?
00:07:47 If people think Eddie and Gwen are
00:07:51 - Make it happen.
00:07:54 Make it look like it could happen.
00:07:56 She has a restraining order
00:07:59 - He's in some mountaintop nut hut.
00:08:03 I need Eddie and Gwen back
00:08:08 - We can sell it.
00:08:10 Unless I get a script called
00:08:15 - So what do you want?
00:08:18 - No, it was a gift from Arnold.
00:08:22 - I can have anything?
00:08:26 I want my job back.
00:08:28 - Don't do this...
00:08:33 All right. Yes.
00:08:36 You get them back together,
00:08:41 - Where are we booked?
00:08:44 No. Book us in the middle of nowhere,
00:08:48 We need a hotel like the one
00:08:51 The new Hyatt in Nevada?
00:08:54 Book it. We have to
00:08:58 Let the press think
00:09:02 Give them a lot to do:
00:09:06 Help them forget they haven't seen
00:09:10 The movie's about a cop traveling
00:09:14 - You're giving press members a gun?
00:09:17 We'll do a bag. Call the bag man.
00:09:20 Diamond earrings, money clips,
00:09:25 I don't want this to be awkward
00:09:30 - How will you get Eddie and Gwen there?
00:09:34 I love you. I'd do anything for you.
00:09:38 A junket with Eddie isn't Gwen's
00:09:43 Yes. I understand.
00:09:45 Excuse me.
00:09:48 - Gwen would love this.
00:09:52 Just warning you it'll be a bit
00:09:56 God help us.
00:09:58 When we come back from the break,
00:10:02 - I've been here before.
00:10:06 Talk right to the caller.
00:10:07 - Right down the tube.
00:10:13 Let's go to the calls
00:10:16 - You're on the air with Gwen Harrison.
00:10:19 Gwen, hi. I used to be a big fan...
00:10:22 ...but I'm sorry, I can't get over
00:10:27 - I can't sleep at night. How can you?
00:10:31 You sleep next to a very handsome
00:10:37 Let's go to our next call.
00:10:41 Gwen, I saw yourlatest movie.
00:10:43 - Thank you.
00:10:46 Without Eddie, it's not the same.
00:10:49 This has to be hard.
00:10:52 ...tanked at the box office.
00:10:55 They were big in Europe
00:10:59 Still, it must be tough.
00:11:02 ...lots of intrigue, whispers, talk.
00:11:05 What happens if this one tanks?
00:11:09 I hate Larry King.
00:11:12 - Just breathe.
00:11:15 "Your last two movies tanked."
00:11:17 I wanted to choke him to death
00:11:22 - Everyone hates me.
00:11:24 The lighting was great.
00:11:28 - Who?
00:11:30 - See?
00:11:33 Water will make you feel better.
00:11:36 I only like the water
00:11:41 - Larry said you were amazing.
00:11:44 I love Larry.
00:11:46 Let's love him down
00:11:54 - Black or white?
00:11:57 And those glasses!
00:12:01 He looks like a bug.
00:12:04 I just want this week to be over.
00:12:06 Why can't the world accept
00:12:11 I just want to scream at people:
00:12:15 - I want this week to be over. Is it?
00:12:20 - Kiki!
00:12:24 I smell smoke. Is somebody smoking?
00:12:28 - I don't know.
00:12:31 - How many heart attacks has he had?
00:12:35 Can we just go?
00:12:39 - Those are beautiful.
00:12:41 I got a call from Lee today.
00:12:43 - Who?
00:12:46 You got upset when Letterman didn't
00:12:51 - He was there with the English toffee.
00:12:57 We'll get you some when you meet
00:13:02 - Oh, God. Do I have to?
00:13:06 It's not fair. All this pressure
00:13:10 He's probably having a ball.
00:13:12 This letter is a very
00:13:16 Writing your mom gives you the
00:13:19 ...or forgive her or ask her
00:13:23 We don't mail it. But the act
00:13:28 Allows you to let go.
00:13:35 "Dear Mom:
00:13:37 Fuck you."
00:13:38 Okay. We'll try the letter
00:13:43 Are you comfortable
00:13:46 - Think I should?
00:13:48 - Think I can?
00:13:52 All right.
00:13:58 There was this place in Chinatown.
00:14:04 They wouldn't bother us there.
00:14:06 We'd get wonton soup and crumpled duck
00:14:11 She took him there.
00:14:15 She took him to our crumpled duck.
00:14:22 I followed them and I saw him
00:14:41 It was a total accident.
00:14:44 She told the press I tried to kill her.
00:14:53 We have a saying, Edward.
00:14:58 What is that? Bean salad?
00:15:02 What does that mean?
00:15:05 I don't know what it means.
00:15:13 I'm making progress.
00:15:15 A lot more secure.
00:15:19 You look great.
00:15:22 Your face has color. I'm in love.
00:15:25 They say two weeks here
00:15:28 - When are two weeks up?
00:15:30 - But I'm getting close to something.
00:15:36 - Did you watch Larry King last night?
00:15:40 The reason I bring it up
00:15:46 - She took kind of a beating.
00:15:50 You, young lady, are nobody
00:15:55 Never go anywhere without Eddie.
00:16:00 - Get her out of here now! Nothing!
00:16:05 I guess she got what she deserved.
00:16:08 Why are you here? Kiss Gandhi goodbye,
00:16:13 - I'm not going! I'm not ready.
00:16:18 I don't care about the movie.
00:16:21 I've only seen the beginning,
00:16:25 Hold it up to your ear,
00:16:29 - No, I'm not going.
00:16:32 You want to see her?
00:16:33 - No. It's too soon.
00:16:36 Get it over with.
00:16:40 It happens.
00:16:42 Never to me, but if it did,
00:16:46 I'm not a pussy.
00:16:49 This is serious stuff. My wellness
00:16:54 - You can go.
00:16:56 You just said I was a flower in
00:17:01 You read too much into my words.
00:17:05 - I'm the flower. I wanna stay.
00:17:09 - Don't forget to be grateful.
00:17:12 I'm grateful for the sun.
00:17:16 I'd be grateful if we could go.
00:17:20 - Why don't you wait in the car?
00:17:25 I am the flower.
00:17:29 I'm the flower.
00:17:30 - He kills me with his humor.
00:17:34 I want to thank you for all your help.
00:17:39 - Convertible.
00:17:44 He'll get through this okay, right?
00:17:49 Life is a cookie.
00:17:53 I'll take that as a "yes."
00:17:55 Okay. All right.
00:17:57 Come on, Eddie!
00:18:00 All right, buddy.
00:18:02 Ready to go? Here we go.
00:18:07 - Does Gwen know I'm coming?
00:18:11 Absolutely. She's really excited.
00:18:13 Not in a million years.
00:18:18 - Eddie was temporarily insane.
00:18:21 - Kiki, look at you.
00:18:24 - How are you?
00:18:26 - You look fabulous.
00:18:28 - What did you do? Is it your hair?
00:18:32 She lost 60 pounds.
00:18:36 And I lost a little weight.
00:18:38 I see that. You look terrific.
00:18:41 Sixty pounds!
00:18:43 - That's a Backstreet Boy.
00:18:45 Are you here to talk to me?
00:18:48 Of course. I'm sorry.
00:18:51 It was a one-time,
00:18:54 He tried to kill me.
00:18:58 Attempted murder doesn't get
00:19:04 He was just so in love with you
00:19:07 You have this
00:19:11 That's true.
00:19:14 Whose side am I on?
00:19:17 Gwen, your dog just swallowed
00:19:21 Puppy.
00:19:22 Your puppy's a raptor.
00:19:25 - Prozac time. Excuse me.
00:19:29 - If only. The dog.
00:19:33 - Hey, baby.
00:19:35 Here comes your sweaty big man.
00:19:37 - You're sweaty.
00:19:39 I'm Lee, press agent
00:19:42 - I'm not gonna sweep her off her feet.
00:19:48 Hector, honey.
00:19:50 Be good.
00:19:51 - I'm sorry. He's Spanish.
00:19:56 Oh, I need kisses.
00:20:01 Oh, honey.
00:20:05 Oh, there you go.
00:20:06 Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
00:20:11 For why is he here now?
00:20:13 He wants me to go
00:20:16 We could do that. When?
00:20:18 We won't take up any
00:20:22 - I'm not invited?
00:20:25 What do I care about the studio?
00:20:29 I go where Gwen goes. We're a couple.
00:20:32 We'll go to the junket together.
00:20:35 Studio.
00:20:38 You're so beautiful.
00:20:40 I love you so much. I wanna marry you
00:20:45 We're not going. Eddie'll be there.
00:20:48 We won't go because of him?
00:20:52 ...and I'll personally protect you...
00:20:55 ...if that psycho asshole bastard
00:20:59 - We're not going.
00:21:02 Everybody wants me to go,
00:21:07 - That's not true.
00:21:09 Don't you know the stress I have?
00:21:12 Everyone wants a piece of me.
00:21:16 I wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe
00:21:22 Bastards.
00:21:25 Are you pleased with yourself?
00:21:27 I can't even enjoy my shower now,
00:21:32 Gwen is totally nuts.
00:21:36 - Cleared the room. Well done.
00:21:40 At least she pretends
00:21:43 - Where is she?
00:22:06 Nazi bastard.
00:22:08 Just kidding.
00:22:18 You need to go to this junket.
00:22:22 - Why not?
00:22:24 Of...?
00:22:25 That I'll see Eddie
00:22:28 I'll feel guilty.
00:22:32 I know.
00:22:35 I'm always thinking
00:22:38 I know you are.
00:22:39 I hate being the only one
00:22:43 If they see Eddie down and sad,
00:22:48 - So what you're worried about is you.
00:22:52 Does everyone hate me, Kiki?
00:22:56 - No one hates you.
00:22:59 I was in that great store on Melrose.
00:23:03 There was a baby in a stroller
00:23:08 The whole world is judging me
00:23:13 Look, I'll admit...
00:23:16 ...the Miss Adorable image
00:23:20 All the more reason to go.
00:23:22 Smile nice with Eddie for the weekend,
00:23:27 - You think it would help?
00:23:30 I could give Eddie the divorce papers.
00:23:34 - You sure you're ready to do that?
00:23:37 - Why are you still questioning me?
00:23:41 He'd sing "Yellow Submarine" at the
00:23:46 ...and save the mango
00:23:49 Exactly. Eddie.
00:23:52 You know nothing about married life.
00:23:56 You got me there.
00:24:04 I won't be able to get through this
00:24:09 I'll help you.
00:24:18 These are new pants.
00:24:20 Good dog. Get the paper.
00:24:22 Come on.
00:24:24 Come on. Please.
00:24:29 - Help.
00:24:31 What happened?
00:24:33 I'm packing her things
00:24:37 - Really? Great! You're a great sister.
00:24:43 To the left.
00:25:44 - These are herbal medications.
00:25:47 People wrote I was on Zoloft,
00:25:50 - Sure got a lot.
00:25:53 Bobby? He wants you to pull over.
00:25:57 - This is Kishtonga root.
00:25:59 - Why are we stopping?
00:26:05 So how you doing?
00:26:06 - Fine. Why?
00:26:09 If my lady left me for another guy,
00:26:14 ...lay on the tracks
00:26:17 Could we please not talk about that?
00:26:21 You know something?
00:26:25 Not that we look alike.
00:26:28 I project the essence of you,
00:26:32 - Can you put that partition up?
00:26:39 How you doing? How's it going?
00:26:41 I was just getting a pep talk
00:26:45 I'm orchestrating the hotel arrival.
00:26:49 - Where did you come from, man?
00:26:55 Gwen's back there?
00:26:57 Yes. So do you want
00:27:01 - Second.
00:27:11 - He wants to go second.
00:27:14 - He can go second.
00:27:16 Wait. He should go first.
00:27:18 I don't want to look like his
00:27:22 - She wants to go second.
00:27:30 - She wants to go second.
00:27:34 From behind, she'll see the knife
00:27:38 Thank you.
00:27:41 - Okay?
00:27:43 - Great.
00:27:45 - She doesn't care.
00:27:56 - I don't care! Why is this an issue?
00:28:00 Let's go to the hotel!
00:28:02 - You're second.
00:28:05 - I don't care!
00:28:09 You're going second.
00:28:11 - I don't care.
00:28:17 That was easy.
00:28:20 - Why do we have to go second?
00:28:33 I'm grateful for the sun.
00:28:37 I'm grateful for the cool...
00:28:40 ...cool night breeze.
00:28:51 It's a happy night
00:28:54 A year ago, America's sweethearts
00:28:59 Here they come now.
00:29:03 - Can I get a shot? Look this way!
00:29:20 Gwen, who's a better lover?
00:29:24 Okay, right this way.
00:29:29 Eddie, here we go.
00:29:30 - You look great.
00:29:32 - What's it like working with Gwen?
00:29:52 That was so good.
00:29:55 It was good we went second.
00:29:59 - What is this?
00:30:03 I don't know what's in it,
00:30:11 I can't do this! I told you
00:30:16 She's very close, right?
00:30:19 No, she's in a cottage in the back.
00:30:22 I sensed it. She's close.
00:30:24 The cottages are way back
00:30:27 It's so shocking.
00:30:30 You think you'll spend your life...
00:30:35 - She has an entourage.
00:30:38 - You do?
00:30:41 - Let me move you.
00:30:44 I'm grateful for this suite
00:30:49 - The cottages are probably small.
00:30:52 ...tiny.
00:30:53 - Small?
00:30:55 - Good.
00:30:57 I'll take some herbs, numb out,
00:31:02 - You've been great.
00:31:04 Showed up. That's enough.
00:32:08 Jesus.
00:32:20 - Hey, Steve.
00:32:22 Some guy's whacking it
00:32:29 Oh, that's...
00:32:31 That's disgusting.
00:32:35 Every time I get this shift,
00:32:39 I can't catch a break around here.
00:32:45 Sir, I'm sure things
00:32:48 ...but in Nevada,
00:32:51 - I've been in Las Vegas...
00:32:54 - We saw you on our cameras.
00:32:59 I'm trying to put out a fire.
00:33:01 - I fell into a cactus.
00:33:04 That's it. Unless you usually arrest
00:33:09 ...I suggest we call it a night.
00:33:12 We still have to fill out a report...
00:33:15 Listen. I'm not supposed
00:33:18 I have beautiful bags
00:33:22 Got girlfriends?
00:33:25 - Beautiful, very tasty. Very delicate.
00:33:30 They're nice.
00:33:31 Very nice. The highest quality.
00:33:36 - We don't have to file a report.
00:33:42 Diet pills.
00:33:45 - All right.
00:33:47 Thank you, guys.
00:33:51 Fellas, one other thing. I need
00:33:56 ...just in case something
00:34:00 Danny will go with you
00:34:05 Thank you, fellas. Appreciate a lot.
00:34:13 - Rent-a-cops. You got me on the edge.
00:34:17 I just wanted to see her again.
00:34:20 I saw her standing by the pool,
00:34:24 I just miss her.
00:34:26 Don't give me that look.
00:34:30 Calm down. Go to your room,
00:34:35 - I wasn't getting in trouble!
00:34:38 - Just whacking off on a cactus.
00:34:42 It looks as ifEddie Thomas...
00:34:44 ...may change his name to "Peeping"
00:34:49 This tape clearly shows Thomas...
00:34:52 ...in the words of one hotel guard,
00:34:57 ...outside his
00:35:00 Oh, my God!
00:35:05 Oh, my God.
00:35:14 Thomas is in town fora pressjunket
00:35:18 Sources say this latest
00:35:22 ...given Thomas' delicate mental state
00:35:27 - Know what the movie's about?
00:35:31 ...we're looking at a remake
00:35:34 It was on the news! He was outside
00:35:39 Gwen, everybody does it.
00:35:42 I know everyone does it.
00:35:49 What is going on?
00:35:51 Is he trying to kill me again?
00:35:54 With the weapon he had in hand, I
00:35:59 Other chains, yes. But the Hyatt, no.
00:36:02 Get some rest.
00:36:03 Somebody has to be beautiful tomorrow.
00:36:07 I know.
00:36:08 I have to go.
00:36:10 Good night.
00:36:13 Eddie, I am so pissed off!
00:36:18 Bastards. Everybody's got a price.
00:36:22 Hold on just a second,
00:36:34 No, it's just... Hold on one second.
00:36:36 Put it over there.
00:36:41 We're fine. It's all local.
00:36:44 They'll issue a retraction tomorrow.
00:36:49 It's just a little blip.
00:36:54 The beach grass grows toward the sun
00:36:59 You know? Get some rest.
00:37:01 Someone has to look handsome
00:37:06 See you in the morning.
00:37:08 - Do you like Eddie?
00:37:10 - You leaked the tape.
00:37:13 You're not here to love.
00:37:17 That's it. Period.
00:37:19 You get word your mother died,
00:37:24 You go downstairs,
00:37:27 "It's a shame.
00:37:41 I gotta talk to Eddie.
00:37:45 - You do that.
00:37:48 - Me?
00:37:50 Or I'll be up all night and look
00:37:57 I don't think...
00:38:01 - I can't.
00:38:03 Because I'm sleeping.
00:38:07 I feel funny getting in the middle
00:38:12 - Can't you handle this yourself?
00:38:15 I don't handle anything myself.
00:38:18 - Why are you being so difficult?
00:38:21 I'm only asking for
00:38:25 Please, Kiki. Please.
00:38:28 Please, please, please,
00:38:36 God!
00:38:41 Your pillow's better than mine.
00:38:44 Take it.
00:39:16 How are you?
00:39:17 My marriage is shit and I make
00:39:21 I'm sorry.
00:39:23 - Why's she doing this?
00:39:25 - I like your movies.
00:39:29 - What's going on? She say anything?
00:39:34 - I didn't know.
00:39:36 ...but I thought we had something.
00:39:40 I know.
00:39:42 He'll sit in my chair, watch my TV...
00:39:44 ...walk my dog,
00:39:48 I don't know what happened.
00:39:51 Well, it's not you.
00:39:54 You're a great guy.
00:39:58 - You are wonderful.
00:40:01 It'll be okay.
00:40:04 I don't think so.
00:40:08 But thanks for saying that.
00:40:10 - Thanks for coming. You're sweet.
00:40:14 No, you are. You're a good friend.
00:40:22 You're a rock.
00:40:47 - Come here!
00:40:49 You too.
00:40:52 - You look good.
00:40:54 - You look good too.
00:40:56 You've been getting healthy.
00:41:01 Not lifting weights
00:41:04 - You always looked good to me.
00:41:07 - Want something to drink?
00:41:09 Sit down.
00:41:11 It's been too long. I saw you last...
00:41:13 That night.
00:41:18 That was the low point.
00:41:21 I took advantage of the situation.
00:41:24 Talk about bottoming out.
00:41:30 Did I?
00:41:33 - I don't recall.
00:41:36 - Sure. Yeah.
00:41:40 Are you okay?
00:41:41 A few hours ago, no. But something
00:41:45 I was walking by the cottages, and it
00:41:50 I look over this wall.
00:41:52 There she was, standing by the pool,
00:41:57 ...like an angel in the desert.
00:42:00 "That's why you're here.
00:42:03 No way she'll stay with Hector.
00:42:05 I'm supposed to spend
00:42:09 Really?
00:42:12 The woman by the pool?
00:42:17 - That's why I'm here.
00:42:24 - Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are rocking out.
00:42:27 Kiki and Eddie left.
00:42:29 - Why'd you say that?
00:42:32 I wonder what she wants.
00:42:34 I don't know what she wants.
00:42:37 I know what I want.
00:42:39 Siegfried and Roy
00:42:42 - Siegfried and Roy?
00:42:45 You wanted to play this game.
00:42:47 Heads, we stay apart.
00:42:50 - You need to flip a coin?
00:42:52 Here we go. One, two, three.
00:42:54 - A possum.
00:42:58 Wait, not here.
00:43:00 Felix, this is Oscar.
00:43:20 Your mystery date awaits.
00:43:23 Wish me luck.
00:43:49 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:43:53 I know you'll never forgive me,
00:43:58 That a gun in your pocket
00:44:02 Actually, it's a gun.
00:44:26 - Hello, Eddie.
00:44:29 - I've been so worried about you.
00:44:33 That happens when your wife
00:44:37 I'm dealing with my anger.
00:44:39 I understand. Get that out.
00:44:43 - That's great advice. Thank you.
00:44:47 - Ask me what?
00:44:50 ...did you fool around?
00:44:52 You've got no right to ask me that.
00:44:57 - The girl who played your daughter?
00:45:01 - You're very hostile.
00:45:04 This was a mistake.
00:45:05 - It wasn't.
00:45:08 ...let's be professional
00:45:11 ...because we both need
00:45:14 I know you do.
00:45:17 And if they ask about the breakup,
00:45:22 ...that we're working
00:45:25 - And we're still close, okay?
00:45:28 - Whatever.
00:45:31 I have to go.
00:45:38 - See you tomorrow.
00:45:43 - Here. There you go.
00:46:39 That's how junkets go. It's a
00:46:44 Is this a scene from theirnew movie?
00:46:47 No, that's Gwen and Eddie dancing
00:46:51 - America's sweethearts...
00:46:55 ...in a passionate embrace.
00:46:57 Goddamn it!
00:46:58 My life is so stressful. People have
00:47:04 Did we brush my teeth?
00:47:05 See? I can't even remember that.
00:47:09 Good morning, you two.
00:47:13 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:47:19 There they are! America's sweethearts!
00:47:28 What's this? Only five minutes?
00:47:30 Mention jerking off,
00:47:33 It's plenty of time to talk
00:47:37 Yeah, but it's fabulous.
00:47:43 Do you need anything?
00:47:45 - Doesn't she look great?
00:47:47 Your sister looks incredible.
00:47:50 - Are you trying to make me jealous?
00:00:04 Okay, who's happy? Ready to go?
00:00:08 Byron, it's all yours.
00:00:12 Byron Allen, coming to you
00:00:15 Strap yourself in.
00:00:19 Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison.
00:00:21 Ready for this?
00:00:25 Are you back together?
00:00:28 I'll be honest.
00:00:32 ...I took about a pound of Vicodin.
00:00:42 You're funny.
00:00:44 She doesn't.
00:00:47 She lives with someone else.
00:00:52 Must've been exciting working with
00:00:57 Oh, no. No, Hal's brilliant.
00:01:01 He's so easy to work with.
00:01:05 Just loves actors.
00:01:07 You had a nervous breakdown
00:01:11 What?
00:01:12 Can audiences watch you without
00:01:18 That's five minutes. Thank you.
00:01:22 It was so great meeting you guys.
00:01:26 Lunch?
00:01:32 Why does he get a neck-rub?
00:01:34 - I want one.
00:01:37 Hello? I have a neck too.
00:01:41 And we're back.
00:01:43 - Everybody ready?
00:01:47 Of course.
00:01:51 Hello again, Syracuse.
00:01:55 Ann Arbor, I'm Laura Messinger,
00:01:59 - Popcorn's buttered.
00:02:01 - It's Bob...
00:02:03 At the Multiplex.
00:02:05 We're great friends.
00:02:09 We're better friends than ever.
00:02:12 We talk two, three times a day.
00:02:14 We're just cosmically, spiritually
00:02:20 ...and he's my pillar of strength.
00:02:22 It's like Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:02:26 And that's five.
00:02:28 In spite of all
00:02:31 ...we leaned on each other for
00:02:34 That's when I realized how strong
00:02:41 - We're in constant contact.
00:02:43 I mean, not only
00:02:46 ...and not only are we
00:02:49 You should see our phone bills.
00:02:52 We've also done...
00:02:53 I don't know, how should I put this?
00:02:57 We've done a few three-ways.
00:03:01 I can't say I'm happy. She's my wife.
00:03:04 But after spending time in the sack
00:03:09 But for a fairly big guy, he's not
00:03:14 And that's five minutes.
00:03:17 Say hi to everybody in Salt Lake.
00:03:21 Next.
00:03:22 - Hi, guys!
00:03:24 - That wasn't funny.
00:03:26 - I do that after 400 interviews.
00:03:30 Guess what? I don't give
00:03:34 Take a picture with my baby?
00:03:36 Just smile and shut up.
00:03:44 - You have given me 110% today.
00:03:47 You. It's been a great day.
00:03:49 - What do you want?
00:03:52 45 minutes, an hour.
00:03:54 I need you to have dinner with Gwen.
00:03:56 - It'll be great.
00:03:59 - You should do this.
00:04:04 We're in deep shit.
00:04:07 We have nothing! Understand?
00:04:12 When you're together,
00:04:15 It's roses blooming,
00:04:18 - Are you on something?
00:04:20 Just order an entrée,
00:04:24 They have delightful pork tenderloin.
00:04:28 - It's Gwen's idea.
00:04:30 Absolutely.
00:04:32 I can't believe you said
00:04:35 They serve a very nice
00:04:38 I'm not going. Here.
00:04:41 I was with him enough today
00:04:44 - I gotta give him the divorce papers.
00:04:49 Just before we leave.
00:04:51 What, toss them at him
00:04:54 You don't understand.
00:04:58 Being nice makes giving him the papers
00:05:03 - Is that your foot?
00:05:07 Pedicure. Hello?
00:05:08 - So when you're nice, he thinks...
00:05:13 It's so hard being someone
00:05:17 - Tell him I have a headache.
00:05:20 - You lie for me all the time.
00:05:24 This is high school all over again.
00:05:27 When you wanted to break up
00:05:31 - You did not.
00:05:34 Let's refresh your memory.
00:05:38 Half the lacrosse team?
00:05:43 That's untrue.
00:05:44 My quote in the yearbook was,
00:05:49 Fine.
00:05:50 Don't go.
00:05:52 Eddie will sit there like an idiot,
00:05:57 Whatever.
00:06:04 - How are you?
00:06:06 - Where's the film?
00:06:08 In its canister, waiting to be shown,
00:06:11 There is no film.
00:06:13 What have I seen five times that
00:06:17 You'll have a great time.
00:06:20 We're dead, we're doomed. Thank you.
00:06:40 Look at you. You clean up good.
00:06:42 - Thanks.
00:06:45 Gwen isn't feeling well,
00:06:51 - She isn't sick.
00:06:55 - I didn't want you to sit, wondering.
00:07:00 Wanna join me?
00:07:03 I'm unstable. Don't let me be alone.
00:07:07 - A few minutes.
00:07:11 We have an understudy.
00:07:13 They never make it easy, do they?
00:07:16 The house phone, please.
00:07:21 Thank you.
00:07:23 - Holly Golightly's cottage, please.
00:07:27 Gwen's code name.
00:07:30 - What's that?
00:07:34 - Hepburn?
00:07:39 Listen to me.
00:07:40 Don't tell anyone you're in the
00:07:45 Hello? Hey, Gwen, it's Lee.
00:07:47 I'm at the restaurant,
00:07:50 Are you okay? Oh, that's too bad.
00:07:53 Eddie's with Kiki.
00:07:57 It's a bit "Hello, Young Lovers."
00:07:59 I may have some fires to put out,
00:08:03 Have a nice night.
00:08:06 Five minutes.
00:08:07 - You're amazing.
00:08:10 "This is Larry Flange.
00:08:11 I'm sitting with the lovely
00:08:15 You play a lesbian firefighter
00:08:19 One word comes to mind: Typecasting.
00:08:22 You really want my thoughts?
00:08:26 - Larry.
00:08:27 "Okay, Larry...
00:08:29 ...the truth is...
00:08:33 ...after playing Madame Curie...
00:08:36 ...and discovering radium...
00:08:39 ...I just thought it would be a hoot
00:08:44 ...kiss my favorite gal goodbye
00:08:48 - A very personal role for you.
00:08:52 - That's funny. You're funny.
00:08:56 Do you remember Silent Run?
00:09:00 You attacked the director...
00:09:02 - There was no attacking.
00:09:06 - You rammed me.
00:09:09 And you rammed Gwen.
00:09:15 - She wasn't happy.
00:09:18 - That memory kept popping in my head.
00:09:26 - I'm sorry I didn't call you.
00:09:30 But you're my friend.
00:09:33 - It's good to see you now.
00:09:38 That's a nice necklace.
00:09:41 - It's not really mine.
00:09:44 - It's Gwen's.
00:09:46 - She gave it to me.
00:09:51 I know.
00:09:53 - It looks good on you, though.
00:09:58 What are you thinking?
00:10:00 I'm thinking something
00:10:04 - Me too. What were you thinking about?
00:10:09 You want to eat this?
00:10:11 No, I don't eat bread.
00:10:15 I've been doing a lot of
00:10:19 - At the center.
00:10:23 ...bread represents something you want
00:10:28 Well, I think that
00:10:32 ...that would represent...
00:10:35 ...bread.
00:10:37 Pretty much.
00:10:40 What are you thinking about?
00:10:43 Gwen...
00:10:46 ...is here.
00:10:50 Sorry I'm late.
00:10:51 - Thought you were ill.
00:10:55 - Thanks. You can go.
00:10:59 - Stay.
00:11:01 - I need mouthwash.
00:11:04 So...
00:11:06 I hear they have
00:11:09 - She didn't have to go.
00:11:18 - Excuse me. Is Holly Golightly here?
00:11:24 - What's he doing here?
00:11:27 Get a camera.
00:11:30 It's Gwen Harrison.
00:11:32 - Lee. We met the other day.
00:11:35 - I want to see her.
00:11:38 How do we stop people in love?
00:11:41 What are you talking about?
00:11:44 I can't cover for them anymore.
00:11:48 They're right over there.
00:11:56 - Hi.
00:11:59 Jesus.
00:12:00 - That's all right.
00:12:02 - Don't wave at him like that.
00:12:06 - I know.
00:12:09 I apologize.
00:12:10 - I'm sorry.
00:12:12 - I apologize for him too.
00:12:14 For why are you sitting with him?
00:12:17 Get in. Would you get out of the way?
00:12:21 Good. Get that side. Let's go.
00:12:24 - What are you doing?
00:12:28 - I'll let you two catch up.
00:12:32 - I'll get to you soon.
00:12:35 Don't tell me what to do.
00:12:38 - Don't you trust me?
00:12:41 It's this asshole I don't trust!
00:12:47 What? What did you say?
00:12:50 I hope he's not
00:12:53 Okay, enough! You guys enjoy
00:12:57 I'm leaving.
00:12:59 Okay, pussy boy's leaving.
00:13:01 What's wrong? You don't like that?
00:13:04 Maybe you want to take a swing at me?
00:13:07 Tall boy. Come on.
00:13:09 What are you...?
00:13:11 - What is that?
00:13:16 You're a genius,
00:13:20 Tracking's up.
00:13:24 This is good! Hit him! Hit him!
00:13:26 - Who?
00:13:28 - I won't fight!
00:13:30 - I'm trying to find some peace.
00:13:36 - Pussy boy's leaving.
00:13:39 - Hector, don't.
00:13:42 Maybe you want a piece of me.
00:13:45 You see?
00:13:48 Huh, pussy?
00:13:50 I really don't think there should be
00:13:54 ...you took my wife and I tried
00:13:58 You crumpled duck!
00:14:01 Oh! Dear me!
00:14:08 Go away!
00:14:11 Punk! You hungry?
00:14:14 Are you hungry?!
00:14:20 I love your work.
00:14:30 You forgot something.
00:14:34 - Did you see him go down?
00:14:37 - Why'd you have to do that?
00:14:41 - Just deal with it. In there.
00:14:47 Did you see that?
00:14:52 - Are you okay?
00:14:56 Eddie! Are you okay?
00:14:58 I can feel my nose in the back
00:15:02 Can you hear me?
00:15:05 - Let's all just step back.
00:15:08 I swear to God,
00:15:11 How can you love someone and not like
00:15:17 - You need to lie down.
00:15:20 Why don't we try sitting down?
00:15:24 Let me have a look.
00:15:27 - It doesn't look good.
00:15:29 Cold.
00:15:32 - What happened?
00:15:36 I tried to walk away,
00:15:39 So I hit him in the tray with my face.
00:15:43 For some reason, these days,
00:15:48 This doesn't look good.
00:16:17 - What was that?
00:16:20 Stupid and maybe verging
00:16:25 It's a fine...
00:16:30 There he is. The master!
00:16:33 I'll have what he's having.
00:16:35 I have to say, you have
00:16:40 In 24 hours, we've had
00:16:43 ...a romantic dinner and a fistfight.
00:16:46 I can't wait to see what happens next.
00:16:49 Maybe I can get him to commit suicide.
00:16:55 Let me think about it.
00:16:58 It won't help initial release
00:17:02 - We could do a box like a coffin.
00:17:07 Imagine if he killed himself
00:17:14 I'm joking.
00:17:18 - Good night, Dave.
00:17:25 Good work!
00:17:48 Good morning.
00:17:52 How do you feel?
00:17:54 I feel... I feel...
00:17:56 I feel good. I mean,
00:18:00 - You?
00:18:04 Good, weird. Weird, good.
00:18:07 Here's what I was thinking.
00:18:11 We'll take it from there.
00:18:16 Why don't you order some breakfast?
00:18:20 - Can I use your toothbrush?
00:18:30 Can I get some juice?
00:18:35 Keek? Hello?
00:18:36 Where are you?
00:18:42 Want some toast?
00:18:46 You buttered my toast.
00:18:49 No one's done that before.
00:18:51 I don't eat toast with butter...
00:18:54 I'll stop talking now
00:18:58 Want some tea?
00:19:03 It's hot.
00:19:04 - Here. Okay.
00:19:11 No, I'm fine. I look like
00:19:15 Now's not a good time.
00:19:18 No, don't come here. I'll come there.
00:19:21 Bye.
00:19:23 That was Gwen.
00:19:25 - She wants to talk.
00:19:27 I don't know, she didn't say.
00:19:31 ...go over there.
00:19:35 She said she'd come here,
00:19:39 ...that's not a good idea so I better
00:19:44 - Will you tell her about last night?
00:19:50 Know what I mean?
00:19:51 Sounds like it's important
00:19:55 Then I'll go do these dumb interviews.
00:19:58 I'll come back and we'll lunch
00:20:21 You look terrible.
00:20:23 - Does it hurt?
00:20:27 - He's not here.
00:20:29 - Hector.
00:20:32 I doubt it.
00:20:37 - I don't know where that girl is.
00:20:42 Nice of you to join us.
00:20:46 Got up early. Things to do.
00:20:50 Would you make scrambled eggs?
00:20:55 - I remember.
00:20:58 - Two orders. Make mine runny.
00:21:02 It would be my pleasure.
00:21:07 What did you want to talk about?
00:21:10 I think you're doing pretty well, huh?
00:21:13 - Are you feeling okay?
00:21:16 I'm shocking myself.
00:21:18 "I forgot how charming you were."
00:21:21 "You, Miss Julep, are a warm breeze
00:21:26 What was that?
00:21:28 "What was that?"
00:21:30 - What movie was that?
00:21:32 What was that movie called?
00:21:36 I don't give a shit!
00:21:39 - No, that wasn't it.
00:21:43 When I saw you and Hector,
00:21:47 Conflicted is the word du jour.
00:21:52 You know what that is? She's tired.
00:21:55 - You seeing anybody?
00:21:58 - Are you seeing anybody?
00:22:03 Not...
00:22:07 You know...
00:22:10 - Not technically, no.
00:22:12 Not technically!
00:22:18 That's fascinating. "Not technically."
00:22:21 That's sad. Really, that's a shame.
00:22:26 Your eggs, darling sister.
00:22:29 And you! Son of a bitch!
00:22:33 - What's wrong?
00:22:36 I can't believe it's taken
00:22:39 I'm going for a long walk
00:22:42 First, I'd like to cut
00:22:45 He's not technically dating because
00:22:50 And you! You moron!
00:22:53 She's only here to salvage
00:22:56 ...and serve you with divorce papers.
00:22:59 I've done all I can do.
00:23:03 Leaving is just something
00:23:07 ...once more, with feeling.
00:23:10 - She was more fun when she was fat.
00:23:14 - What?
00:23:15 Yes, but now I don't know.
00:23:17 Seeing you, being in front of the
00:23:22 Maybe I've made a horrible,
00:23:26 Maybe I should give you the papers.
00:23:30 You're the devil.
00:23:40 - I want to talk. Hold on a minute.
00:23:43 - I want to talk.
00:23:45 - Why not?
00:23:49 In that respect, we belong together.
00:23:52 - It's a complicated situation.
00:23:56 Forget about what happened between us.
00:24:01 Last night? Last night was great.
00:24:03 But she calls you,
00:24:07 What is that? It won't work.
00:24:12 ...and I'll probably always wonder
00:24:16 I just...
00:24:18 - I need you to know one thing.
00:24:21 That woman that you saw by the pool...
00:24:24 That woman you just have to spend
00:24:31 That was me.
00:24:44 - Good morning.
00:24:47 So here's the buffet.
00:24:49 What's going on?
00:24:52 Nothing. I'm great.
00:24:55 Just great. Ma'am, can I get
00:25:00 When you hit Formica, stop.
00:25:03 You know the expression
00:25:06 But you got 30 pounds of food
00:25:09 - What the hell happened?
00:25:14 - Does this have to do with Gwen?
00:25:17 I love my sister.
00:25:21 "Kiki? Kiki-kins?
00:25:23 Who's smoking? I smell smoke.
00:25:25 Is someone smoking within a six-mile
00:25:30 Oh, ma'am, the butter? There's
00:25:35 - I have one theory.
00:25:38 If I had one, she'd be outside
00:25:42 ...and I'd never run out of butter.
00:25:45 "My butter has touched another food.
00:25:50 "Anything you want."
00:25:52 You know. Anything they want, right?
00:25:57 She's got a green dress.
00:26:01 Brings out the bags under her eyes.
00:26:06 Then she said she wanted it back.
00:26:08 She doesn't want me to have it.
00:26:12 So you're in love with Eddie?
00:26:16 - Wouldn't that be stupid?
00:26:20 He never looks at her
00:26:23 If you're in love, just go for it.
00:26:29 Not the way you went
00:26:38 I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:26:49 I'll take all of this to go.
00:26:56 No laugh, no tip.
00:27:19 I want to play someone
00:27:22 I think the Hispanic people
00:27:25 ...a deadly, destructive
00:27:29 - That they can relate to.
00:27:33 How are you? Hal here yet?
00:27:38 I know a guy. I'll make a call,
00:27:42 How are you?
00:27:46 - What time is it?
00:27:48 We're doomed.
00:27:49 May I suggest that you follow my lead
00:27:54 - Hi, how are you? You look gorgeous.
00:27:58 How long must I stay with the people?
00:28:02 Wait. If Hal doesn't bring the film,
00:28:07 I don't think that's funny.
00:28:14 Is that pussy boy?
00:28:20 - He's gonna jump.
00:28:22 - I said I'd give him divorce papers.
00:28:27 - Excuse me.
00:28:28 - I'll do something.
00:28:30 Let's take advantage of this.
00:28:33 - Shut up.
00:28:36 - Jump, jump.
00:28:38 - Jump, pussy, jump.
00:28:44 - He'll be a pussy pancake.
00:28:54 Why's he doing this to me?
00:28:56 - I'm sorry! You okay?
00:28:59 - I was stopping you from jumping!
00:29:03 - Stay right there!
00:29:06 Right!
00:29:10 Oh, shit. Hang in there, Eddie!
00:29:14 I'm coming!
00:29:18 - Okay.
00:29:19 I'll throw it, and you catch it.
00:29:28 Pull yourself up. I got you.
00:29:33 Got it? Good.
00:29:37 Oh, my God!
00:29:41 Pussy boy'll go splat.
00:29:43 - Got it?
00:29:45 That's it. One foot at a time.
00:29:50 - Okay.
00:29:52 Take a bow. It'll look better.
00:30:00 Jesus Christ.
00:30:05 Next time, take
00:30:08 - I wasn't killing myself.
00:30:11 I came here to think. Is that a crime?
00:30:14 Do that in your room!
00:30:19 I blew it.
00:30:22 I lost her.
00:30:25 Guy goes to his rabbi.
00:30:27 He says, "Rabbi, my wife
00:30:30 Rabbi says, "I'll talk to her."
00:30:32 He comes back and says,
00:30:37 Take the poison."
00:30:39 - You get it? You and Gwen are over.
00:30:43 - I'm talking about Kiki.
00:30:45 She's the only one worth spending
00:30:50 No offense.
00:30:53 But for a review,
00:30:56 - Don't let her get away.
00:30:59 No, it's not. Trust me.
00:31:06 - That's Hal!
00:31:07 He's here with the film! We're saved!
00:31:10 - We're beyond saving.
00:31:13 - I don't care.
00:31:16 - You think? On top?
00:31:21 Hal! It's Hal. Hal!
00:31:29 - He's got the film. Go, go.
00:31:33 - He looks good.
00:31:40 Let's get started. I'm Lee Phillips.
00:31:45 Thank you.
00:31:47 I'll go out on a ledge here
00:31:51 I couldn't help myself.
00:31:53 Welcome the man responsible
00:31:59 Thank you very much.
00:32:01 They say that good things come
00:32:06 I waited 20 years to work
00:32:09 - Hal's cinematic influence has been...
00:32:14 Thank you.
00:32:17 My name is Hal Weidmann. Hello.
00:32:23 Ladies and gentlemen...
00:32:25 ...this is the most honest movie
00:32:30 I wasn't looking for it. It came
00:32:35 Or the woman who changes
00:32:41 I can't talk about this film
00:32:44 Thank you, Hal.
00:33:06 Sarah. I'm Ben. We must speak.
00:33:08 - Who are you?
00:33:10 What's important now is yoursafety.
00:33:14 This is hard to say,
00:33:17 - I'm from the future.
00:33:20 - You look beautiful.
00:33:23 Come with me now. Now, Sarah, please.
00:33:29 Love is a bridge
00:33:33 We want what exists
00:33:38 My name is Hal weidmann.
00:33:40 The film you're about to see
00:33:45 The details are unimportant.
00:33:48 ...the script was shit. I tossed it.
00:33:51 - I let my camera capture real life.
00:33:57 I filmed my actors
00:34:00 I let the camera run after takes.
00:34:04 And the end result is a story...
00:34:08 ...farmore involving than anything
00:34:15 This is real life.
00:34:17 Thejuice.
00:34:20 The stink.
00:34:23 The glory.
00:34:31 Often, you wonder
00:34:34 Shut up!
00:34:39 It's gonna be good.
00:34:41 I don't mean to pressure you,
00:34:45 - Oh, no.
00:34:48 I'm in the middle ofshooting.
00:34:52 Go away. Please.
00:35:00 Watch him take it...
00:35:01 ...up the gazoo.
00:35:05 You're an idiot. I told you
00:35:51 You're so good in this.
00:35:59 Cut.
00:36:02 - Hal, can I get like three minutes?
00:36:06 - Gwen, can I talk to you?
00:36:13 - What's going on?
00:36:15 - His hands are all overyourass.
00:36:19 - You look like a prostitute!
00:36:22 - Don't make a fool ofme.
00:36:25 I'm watching you every minute.
00:36:28 - Cut it out.
00:36:34 - I think Eddie knows.
00:36:38 About me and Hector.
00:36:41 - You said nothing was happening.
00:36:49 You see thatzit?
00:36:52 - What the hell is this?
00:36:55 You bastard!
00:36:57 - You see it?
00:37:00 - I slept with him.
00:37:04 - Are you in love?
00:37:06 It's not always about love.
00:37:12 I tell you, he's hot.
00:37:15 Handsome. He can go forhours.
00:37:19 Just wish he had a bigger,
00:37:25 I love this movie.
00:37:26 What do you mean?
00:37:28 It's like a roll of quarters.
00:37:35 - Well, maybe like this.
00:37:42 I'm gonna scream.
00:37:44 - I think it's very entertaining.
00:37:49 You stop this right now.
00:37:52 - Lower your voice.
00:37:55 - Cut the film.
00:37:58 I think so. You've ruined me.
00:38:01 Look at the screen.
00:38:05 That's reinvention. That's birth.
00:38:08 That's life itself.
00:38:11 Pretty soon you'll smell
00:38:16 - Thank you, Hal.
00:38:18 The film's new direction caught
00:38:23 - I am shocked. I'm outraged.
00:38:27 Can I say something, please?
00:38:29 What was said about my penis
00:38:33 I'm extremely well-hung.
00:38:37 I knew this film
00:38:40 Kubrick was misunderstood. Godard.
00:38:43 I'll kick your ass! Understand that!
00:38:45 - Who are you?
00:38:47 - I'm your ass-kicker!
00:38:50 No. Who's her dad?
00:38:53 - Hal.
00:38:54 Let me defend Hector. We had sex.
00:38:57 His penis is bigger
00:39:00 - You slept with her?
00:39:02 - You slept with her?
00:39:05 The part about my penis is true.
00:39:09 There will be a lawsuit. Invasion
00:39:14 Yes, yes, I know.
00:39:16 Congratulations.
00:39:19 - I'll work with you.
00:39:21 - You're great.
00:39:23 I have an announcement to make.
00:39:28 I'm so happy you're here
00:39:32 ...who've been so supportive
00:39:38 ...that Eddie and I are getting
00:39:46 So thank you all so much.
00:39:48 - What is this bullshit now?
00:39:51 This is bullshit. Bullshit!
00:39:53 Today, Eddie came to the cottage.
00:39:56 We had breakfast and a heartfelt talk,
00:39:59 I've wanted to get back
00:40:02 ...ever since we weren't together
00:40:07 - How sweet.
00:40:11 ...l'm amazed and grateful. And I
00:40:15 Thank you very much!
00:40:17 - We talked about this.
00:40:19 - We did. Don't you love me?
00:40:22 I love the bright,
00:40:25 - He loves me.
00:40:27 That's not you. You're good
00:40:31 I think I'm with
00:40:35 I'm with the real you,
00:40:39 - Why?
00:40:41 - You did?
00:40:43 - Not in front of these...
00:40:46 What could I have to say to you
00:40:50 ...in front of 300
00:40:53 I'll tell you why.
00:41:04 Is this some kind ofjoke?
00:41:07 Kiki, could you get over here?
00:41:14 - Why her?
00:41:16 Is it so unbelievable
00:41:20 - Not now.
00:41:22 - You just wait for me!
00:41:25 - Yes.
00:41:27 Listen. Okay, one nut at a time.
00:41:30 You're my sister. I love you.
00:41:32 You should know nothing happened
00:41:37 I feel much better
00:41:41 Ex-husband. I didn't steal anything.
00:41:44 You're the one shacked up for
00:41:52 Look, I am just tired
00:41:55 I am done picking up dirty clothes.
00:42:00 ...that your life is my whole life.
00:42:03 I'm just... I'm done.
00:42:05 So what you're really
00:42:12 Well, I guess you're fired.
00:42:19 Honey.
00:42:23 You know all I care about
00:42:27 That's sweet...
00:42:28 So don't worry about me.
00:42:37 - You're unbelievable.
00:42:39 Next? What can I do for you?
00:42:41 I shouldn't have said that
00:42:45 I've been searching for clarity.
00:42:48 All of a sudden I am so clear,
00:42:52 - I want to be with you.
00:42:56 The moment I thought I'd lost you.
00:42:59 - Damn it.
00:43:01 That was... That was good.
00:43:06 No. No, this is crazy.
00:43:10 Listen to me.
00:43:13 I'm grateful for you.
00:43:16 In all the world, the thing
00:43:25 - If that's a line from your movie...
00:43:31 - What do we do now?
00:43:34 ...we kiss.
00:43:47 Give her some room.
00:43:51 Easy, easy.
00:43:54 I'm on pain medication...
00:43:56 ...that makes me say things
00:44:00 To set the record
00:44:03 ...Eddie and I never
00:44:06 And?
00:44:07 And Hector is very well-endowed.
00:44:10 Almost too well-endowed.
00:44:19 - What are you doing?
00:44:22 - Let me help you with that.
00:44:25 That's... No, really...
00:44:27 Let somebody help you for once.
00:44:33 There you are.
00:44:36 That was unbelievable.
00:44:37 Like a movie with a stage show.
00:44:40 If you'd tour with the film,
00:44:43 And your sister is unbelievable.
00:44:46 The entire country has voted her
00:44:51 I've never seen anything like it.
00:44:53 They like the film!
00:44:57 But the best news is you two.
00:45:00 - We're on our way out.
00:45:02 We don't know.
00:45:04 Once in a while, good things happen.
00:45:08 There's a car,
00:45:11 But I'll need you! We got work to do!
00:45:33 Hi. Can I explain why I didn't call?