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Just Visiting
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Timestamp by Szab |
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Some modification |
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NARRATOR: This is a story |
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and the future. |
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We will come to the future, |
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NARRATOR: Here we have |
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We can see by |
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that he is not enroute |
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[Witch chanting] |
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WITCH: Mmm. |
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Obey! |
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Enchanted... |
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Do you wish to live, old witch? |
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You have committed |
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against God and your king, |
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-Have mercy, my lord. |
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The Frenchman |
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shall wed Lady Rosalind, |
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I desire that woman. |
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[Growls] |
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Hmm. |
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I alone am fit to take her hand. |
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WITCH: And her castle, lands, |
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Thou art not as stupid |
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[Cackling] |
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Tomorrow night... |
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the king shall feast |
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I want the count dead |
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EARL: |
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awaits the sorceress |
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Not so fast. |
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How shall I know thy magic |
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WITCH: Does thou find |
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[Bubbling] |
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[Cackling] |
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[Cooing] |
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[Grunts] |
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[Growls] |
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[Shrieks] |
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[Roars] |
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[Snarling] |
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EARL: Aah! |
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That will do! |
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Take it, witch! |
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Was that proof enough, |
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Come to the king's castle |
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and carry out my plan. |
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If you fail... |
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Ohh! |
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[Witch cackles] |
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NARRATOR: Our hero, of course, |
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He was safely |
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traveling, he thought, |
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Here he is-- |
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He is also a duke, |
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A nobleman, plagued by |
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which inconvenience |
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the permanent presence |
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his mother and father... |
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and, as all knights |
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an idiot servant, Andre... |
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whose smell |
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a considerable achievement... |
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among a population |
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FATHER: Down, peasant! |
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[Man laughing] |
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NARRATOR: |
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as his subjects were |
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was joyous. |
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The long-awaited day |
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had come at last. |
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WOMAN: |
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Another lot of |
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MAN: |
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come to marry |
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Mind the forest! |
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There be dragons |
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from your bones in there! |
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[Laughing] |
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NARRATOR: Andre loved |
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Master! Master! |
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The forest--it is haunted! |
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NARRATOR: |
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ANDRE: Thank you, master. |
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[Thunder] |
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NARRATOR: With every step... |
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he came closer to |
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He hoped he would be |
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for rare was the journey |
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did not have to stop |
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[Woman screaming] |
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NARRATOR: |
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For like his ancestors... |
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he lived by |
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ANDRE: |
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NARRATOR: |
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WOMAN: Aah! Aah! |
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Beware, sire. |
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NARRATOR: |
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Courage was his creed. |
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[Yelling] |
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Aah! |
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MOTHER: Andre! |
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FATHER: I'm talking to you! |
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Sire! Behind you! |
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Ohh! |
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NARRATOR: Naturally... |
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THIBAULT: |
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NARRATOR: |
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NARRATOR: Except |
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against witchcraft. |
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For this would be |
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in this millennium. |
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[Bell chiming] |
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MAN: Afternoon, sir. |
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ROSALIND: I hear a rumor... |
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thou art marrying tomorrow, |
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I have heard this rumor. |
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I have also heard... |
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the bride is the most beautiful |
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But it is not true. |
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-It is not? |
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Am I not the most |
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in all of England? |
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THIBAULT: No. Wait. |
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The most beautiful bride... |
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in all the world. |
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Wear this for me, Thibault. |
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Wear it against thine heart. |
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Thou shalt always be true. |
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WOMAN: Lady Rosalind. |
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Thou shalt not |
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before the wedding. |
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ROSALIND: I must hide |
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[Drums beating] |
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[Medieval music playing] |
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[Guests laughing and chattering] |
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Ooh ooh ohh! |
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Sire, your bride looks |
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Silence, |
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Show respect |
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ANDRE: Yes, master. |
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Ah! Thank you, my lord. |
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[Indistinct arguing] |
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[Dog growling] |
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[Chuckling] |
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[Belches] |
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Quite so, Your Majesty. |
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When our lady |
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her eyes will fill |
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WITCH: The count will |
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Then my magic will compel her |
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[Clinking glass] |
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KING: My dear friends |
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Thibault, Count of |
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I hereby declare this castle |
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THIBAULT: Hearye! |
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Your Majesty, |
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I will serve |
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and do honor to thy kingdom. |
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[Guests applaud and cheer] |
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Drink of my cup... |
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ROSALIND: |
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[Gurgling] Uhh! |
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My lord? |
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-Uhh! |
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ROSALIND: My lord! |
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[Crazed laughter] |
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[Thibault groans] |
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Ohh! |
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THIBAULT: Ohh! |
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Aah! |
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What is it, Thibault? |
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[Man chanting in Latin] |
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FATHER: This is not |
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What is happening to you, |
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Are you crazy? Drunk? |
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Count Thibault, |
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in an English court! |
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Beasts from Hell! |
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[Screaming] |
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ROSALIND: |
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Thibault, that is my mother! |
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[Snakes rattling] |
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[Roars] |
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Demon! |
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[Guests screaming] |
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Oh, no! |
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THIBAULT: |
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It is not me. |
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THIBAULT: |
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France must pay |
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THIBAULT: |
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[Bell chiming] |
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[Chime] |
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[Chime] |
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PRIEST: Have pity |
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ANDRE: We are here |
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[Door opens] |
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ANDRE: My lord! |
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What wizard is this? |
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He's English, my lord. |
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Your bloody Earl of Warwick |
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Indeed he did. |
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And he'd have me, too, |
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I beg you, my sire. |
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Can you bring my lady |
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I can reanimate her corpse... |
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but I don't think |
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would like the way |
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[Groans] |
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There is another way. |
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[Crackles] |
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Time is like a mountain. |
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Riddled with tunnels. |
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I can open one |
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and return thee to the moment |
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If thy will is strong enough. |
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Don't you think this priest |
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Hurry up, Father. |
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GUARD: Unlock this door! Now! |
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[Pounding on door] |
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Drink this potion, my lord... |
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and thou shalt descend |
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Ohh! It smells awful. |
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You should not drink that. |
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What if you become a frog, |
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You are right. |
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Drink first, bastard. |
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THIBAULT: And if you die, |
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GUARD: |
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[Guard jingles keys] |
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[Banging on door] |
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GUARD: Open this door! |
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Open this door! |
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It tastes like |
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And he should know. |
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[Banging continues] |
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Ohh. |
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Per Horus et per Ra... |
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[Grunting and groaning] |
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WIZARD: Et per Salem... |
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invictus... |
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[Groans] |
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[Thunder] |
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Ducere! |
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[Gasps and chuckles] |
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[Pounding on door] |
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[Banging on door] |
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I forgot the grouse eggs. |
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Oh, it's a disaster. |
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I've lost them in |
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GUARD: Open this door! |
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BOY: Wow. Cool! |
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GIRL: This is cool. |
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This is pretty cool, yeah. |
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TEACHER: Shh. |
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See the peasant |
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In those days, |
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that peasants deserved |
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and they were considered |
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Now, the boss of this peasant |
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[Children gasping] |
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TEACHER: See how beautiful |
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Miss Rodett, that one is hot, |
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[Chuckles] Now, Tammy, |
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because |
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and mannequins don't snort. |
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TAMMY: |
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[Inhales] |
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No, because they're not real. |
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They're just like... dolls. |
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TEACHER: Aaah! Oh, shit! |
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What are you |
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[Screaming] |
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[Draws sword] |
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[Screaming] |
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Aaaah! |
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ANDRE: Your chamber... |
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has been cleaved in half, |
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This is not the castle! |
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THIBAULT: What? |
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ANDRE: |
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It is Satanic! |
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Ohh. |
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[Screaming] |
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THIBAULT: This is Hell, |
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Come. We shall find the prince |
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and beg his mercy. |
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ANDRE: |
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Dr. Brady, come quick. |
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GUARD: Two guys |
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Miller, |
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BRADY: Now, relax. |
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There's absolutely |
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[Screaming] |
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MILLER: |
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[Elevator dings] |
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Peasant, please. |
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Show me the way out |
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Yes! |
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-Pee-yoo! |
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-They stink! |
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-Bye. Good luck. |
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[Andre screaming] |
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Peasant! Wait! Stop! |
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[Elevator motor running] |
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[Yelling] |
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[Elevator dings] |
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[Bonks cone] |
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[Alarm blaring] |
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THIBAULT: What is this? |
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ANDRE: |
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[Car honking] |
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ANDRE: Dragon! |
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THIBAULT: Attack! |
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What the hell are you doing? |
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ANDRE: Take that, beast! |
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["Macarena" begins |
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[CD skips and stops] |
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ANDRE: We have killed it! |
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THIBAULT: Ah, yes. |
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God is punishing us |
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Let us pray for forgiveness. |
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Heavenly Father, |
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ANDRE: We are so, so, |
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[Police radio squawking] |
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[Knock on door] |
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Ah, Julia. |
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who heads up |
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She donated the famous |
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Julia designed the exhibit |
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That stuff right there is |
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The big guy |
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the sword, the shield, |
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The little guy |
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the sausage, the dagger... |
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a molar. |
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And that box... |
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Not from us. |
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JULIA: Most thieves |
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They usually don't bring them. |
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This is a Gothic pixis... |
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and this is the kind of design |
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at the end of |
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It has emeralds and rubies. |
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BRADY: |
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They could've booked |
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So, you said that you got these |
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OFFICER: That's right. |
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Except the sausage. |
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[Flies buzzing] |
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JULIA: |
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My family's coat of arms. |
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Sergeant, |
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ANDRE: Master, I'm hungry. |
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My tummy rumbles like a beast. |
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How can you think of food |
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Yes. |
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What I would not give |
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ANDRE: My lord! |
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THIBAULT: Rosalind. |
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My bride. |
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Mistress! My mistress! |
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What are you doing? |
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THIBAULT: |
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Do I know you? |
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Do you not recognize me, |
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I am the Count of |
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the Duke of Anjou. |
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I am your faithful Thibault. |
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You're who? |
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And I am Andre le Pate, |
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Please, forgive me |
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my dear Rosalind. |
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My name isn't Rosalind. |
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No! You are my Rosalind. |
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The lock of hair you gave me |
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I carry it over my heart. |
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Please, my love, |
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You see? |
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It is the color of wheat |
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The color of candle light. |
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THIBAULT: It is your own. |
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BRADY: Stop this! |
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-That's enough! |
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You'll be safer outside! |
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THIBAULT: Do not leave me! |
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BRADY: |
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[Yelling and fighting] |
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THIBAULT: |
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Courage is our creed! |
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[Fighting and grunting] |
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Wait, stop! |
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"Courage is our creed." |
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JULIA: |
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This man is my cousin. |
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It's in here. |
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He disappeared when a storm... |
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capsized his yacht |
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They never recovered |
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so, of course, |
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He was a very distant |
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but as the last living Malfete, |
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OFFICER: |
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what do you want me |
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ANDRE: Sire... |
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Why does Lady Rosalind |
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and allow us |
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Peasant... |
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this is not our time. |
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THIBAULT: The wizard |
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He sent us |
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We are thirty generations |
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Julia is not my beloved. |
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She's my descendant. |
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Descendant? |
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Amber, it's Julia. |
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Could you get me Hunter? |
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AMBER: That rabbit of yours |
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[Phone beeps] |
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HUNTER: |
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JULIA: Thibault Malfete |
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HUNTER: Thibault Malfete? |
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That's impossible. |
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-I know. |
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He looks exactly |
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JULIA: Hunter, |
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Does he know yet that |
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JULIA: Well, it's hard |
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He's a little strange. |
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Hunter, this is terrible. |
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I mean, it's wonderful |
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but it's terrible that |
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Oh, God, I feel awful. |
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HUNTER: The English courts |
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We're well within |
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How were we supposed to know |
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Has he mentioned anything |
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JULIA: Money? |
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How can you worry about money |
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No, I'm just |
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You don't handle surprises well. |
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He and this friend of his |
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Why don't we bring them |
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He's family after all. |
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You're wonderful. |
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I'll pick you all up |
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Love ya. Bye, bunny. |
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Bye, big bear. |
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Oh, my God. |
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This is a disaster. |
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Blah, blah, blah. |
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You're pouting. |
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I hate it |
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You, my dear, are so much |
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My God, look at yourself. |
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[Snarls] |
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Ha ha ha ha ha. |
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[Amber snarls] |
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Aah! |
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THIBAULT: Lady Julia, there |
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I'm so sorry. |
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Dead? No, the wizard was a fool, |
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THIBAULT: |
| 00:24:09 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:24:10 |
We fell into |
| 00:24:13 |
Wow. |
| 00:24:14 |
THIBAULT: I must return |
| 00:24:16 |
a great tragedy to our family. |
| 00:24:18 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:24:20 |
I'll do whatever I can. |
| 00:24:23 |
[Sirens, horns, |
| 00:24:27 |
Ohh! |
| 00:24:33 |
[Grunting] |
| 00:24:36 |
-Awful. |
| 00:24:37 |
[Siren blaring] |
| 00:24:40 |
[Gasps] |
| 00:24:42 |
[Cacophony of city noises] |
| 00:24:49 |
Whoa! |
| 00:24:54 |
ANDRE: We must not go out! |
| 00:24:57 |
What--what are you doing? |
| 00:25:03 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:25:06 |
Hunter can't park here. |
| 00:25:08 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:25:10 |
Bloody coward. |
| 00:25:12 |
[Grunts] |
| 00:25:13 |
JULIA: We have to-- |
| 00:25:17 |
Those boys are lost. |
| 00:25:22 |
I must go and retrieve them. |
| 00:25:26 |
Aaah! |
| 00:25:31 |
[Yelling] |
| 00:25:41 |
Aah! |
| 00:25:46 |
This is England? |
| 00:25:48 |
-No... |
| 00:25:49 |
This is Chicago. |
| 00:25:51 |
Meat, meat, meat! |
| 00:25:53 |
This is the United States. |
| 00:25:55 |
ANDRE: Meat! |
| 00:25:57 |
The last I remember |
| 00:26:00 |
in my castle chambers. |
| 00:26:01 |
You don't remember anything |
| 00:26:03 |
No. |
| 00:26:04 |
Do you think maybe |
| 00:26:06 |
some sort of memory loss |
| 00:26:08 |
Yes! After I drank the potion, |
| 00:26:11 |
-Onions? |
| 00:26:12 |
All right. |
| 00:26:16 |
I like to eat |
| 00:26:18 |
VENDER: |
| 00:26:19 |
-Aargh! |
| 00:26:21 |
JULIA: No, no, no. Stop it! |
| 00:26:22 |
Please, stop. |
| 00:26:23 |
I'm sorry, |
| 00:26:26 |
JULIA: He's French. |
| 00:26:28 |
Yeah. Very. |
| 00:26:36 |
Hi, honey. |
| 00:26:37 |
The situation's much worse |
| 00:26:40 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:26:43 |
Bonjour. |
| 00:26:45 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:26:49 |
JULIA: Hunter, |
| 00:26:52 |
Thibault, |
| 00:26:55 |
HUNTER: |
| 00:26:56 |
-Are you noble? |
| 00:26:59 |
But I can certainly |
| 00:27:00 |
JULIA: And this is Andre, |
| 00:27:04 |
Hello, big nose. |
| 00:27:05 |
THIBAULT: Run behind |
| 00:27:08 |
Yes, master! |
| 00:27:09 |
JULIA: |
| 00:27:11 |
THIBAULT: He cannot ride |
| 00:27:13 |
JULIA: Yes, but he has |
| 00:27:15 |
-He's very fast. |
| 00:27:17 |
-You can run 70 miles an hour, can ya? |
| 00:27:21 |
JULIA: No. You must |
| 00:27:24 |
-I am fast. |
| 00:27:26 |
I'd love to see you run |
| 00:27:28 |
-Obey. |
| 00:27:33 |
Do you want some dog? |
| 00:27:34 |
[Tires squeal] |
| 00:27:36 |
[Thibault and Andre |
| 00:27:40 |
[Cars honking] |
| 00:27:43 |
[Honking and yelling] |
| 00:27:46 |
Too fast. |
| 00:27:48 |
Are you OK, Mr. Pate? |
| 00:27:51 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:27:54 |
Honey, could you slow down |
| 00:27:57 |
HUNTER: |
| 00:27:58 |
Yes, I know. |
| 00:28:05 |
DRIVER: Hey, |
| 00:28:08 |
You don't know how to drive? |
| 00:28:09 |
HUNTER: Go. |
| 00:28:10 |
[Gives raspberry] |
| 00:28:12 |
What? |
| 00:28:14 |
It's gonna be fine. |
| 00:28:16 |
[Vomiting] |
| 00:28:20 |
[Deep breath] |
| 00:28:22 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:28:23 |
Oh, dear. |
| 00:28:25 |
[Horn honking] |
| 00:28:27 |
[Andre and Thibault |
| 00:28:35 |
[Grunting] |
| 00:28:36 |
HUNTER: |
| 00:28:39 |
Let's go inside. |
| 00:28:41 |
[Dog barks] |
| 00:28:42 |
Hi, sweetie. |
| 00:28:44 |
Hello. Come here. |
| 00:28:46 |
All right. That's my boy. |
| 00:28:48 |
Let's go. |
| 00:28:49 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:28:51 |
ANGELIQUE: Like the hat. |
| 00:28:55 |
[Growls] |
| 00:28:58 |
Angelique! |
| 00:29:00 |
I need you now! |
| 00:29:02 |
Come here, peasant. |
| 00:29:04 |
-Come now! |
| 00:29:06 |
WOMAN: Hurry up. |
| 00:29:08 |
THIBAULT: Ahh. |
| 00:29:09 |
[Both gasp] |
| 00:29:13 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:29:21 |
THIBAULT: Night. |
| 00:29:24 |
[Chuckles] Day. |
| 00:29:25 |
THIBAULT: Night. Day! |
| 00:29:27 |
I do not have this invention |
| 00:29:30 |
JULIA: |
| 00:29:31 |
I have the power to judge |
| 00:29:34 |
any villain on my land. |
| 00:29:35 |
Oh. Really? |
| 00:29:38 |
Hunter will be so jealous. |
| 00:29:39 |
I'm gonna get you two |
| 00:29:44 |
Make Hunter one of |
| 00:29:47 |
I'd offer you one... |
| 00:29:48 |
but nobody seems |
| 00:29:50 |
[Thibault chuckles] |
| 00:29:52 |
[Vacuum humming] |
| 00:29:55 |
[Clears throat] |
| 00:29:56 |
Andre, |
| 00:30:00 |
I'm just starting to feel |
| 00:30:08 |
THIBAULT: My dear lady... |
| 00:30:09 |
you said you would |
| 00:30:12 |
JULIA: Oh, yes. Anything. |
| 00:30:15 |
I need to find a wizard. |
| 00:30:17 |
ANDRE: Aah! |
| 00:30:19 |
-Sorry! |
| 00:30:20 |
Apologize to the lady! |
| 00:30:23 |
Oops. |
| 00:30:24 |
ANDRE: Sorry, master. |
| 00:30:26 |
Forgive him, milady. |
| 00:30:28 |
JULIA: It's OK. The floor |
| 00:30:32 |
So, you were saying |
| 00:30:35 |
should we say a wizard? |
| 00:30:36 |
I need to go back |
| 00:30:39 |
Of course. |
| 00:30:45 |
I need to just understand |
| 00:30:48 |
Now, your yacht went down |
| 00:30:51 |
No. You must listen. |
| 00:30:53 |
I am from the time |
| 00:30:55 |
and I have come to the future. |
| 00:30:59 |
OK. Tunnels of Time. |
| 00:31:04 |
JULIA: Oops! |
| 00:31:08 |
Are you OK? |
| 00:31:09 |
Yes, lady. |
| 00:31:12 |
THIBAULT: Lovely flower, |
| 00:31:17 |
It is a pity, |
| 00:31:23 |
[Blender shuts off] |
| 00:31:25 |
ANDRE: Oh. |
| 00:31:28 |
Yes. Of course I'll try. |
| 00:31:30 |
ANDRE: She's green. |
| 00:31:31 |
I never really did |
| 00:31:39 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:31:41 |
JULIA: Nothing. |
| 00:31:48 |
I'm eating |
| 00:31:50 |
with vegetables |
| 00:31:52 |
I will shit easy tomorrow. |
| 00:31:54 |
JULIA: It's jet lag. |
| 00:31:57 |
All right, I'm sure you would |
| 00:32:00 |
and whatever else. |
| 00:32:01 |
Why don't you come with me? |
| 00:32:05 |
All right. |
| 00:32:08 |
Just gonna take this. |
| 00:32:11 |
Julia! Can I talk to you |
| 00:32:15 |
Don't be bashful |
| 00:32:21 |
What is it, master? |
| 00:32:23 |
THIBAULT: It could be. |
| 00:32:26 |
HUNTER: They're crazy! |
| 00:32:27 |
JULIA: They have been through |
| 00:32:30 |
They have amnesia. |
| 00:32:31 |
Amnesia? |
| 00:32:33 |
They're completely retarded. |
| 00:32:35 |
They're...Woo! |
| 00:32:46 |
-Clean water. |
| 00:32:53 |
[Sniffing] |
| 00:32:55 |
The long towel |
| 00:32:59 |
Thibault is my cousin, Hunter. |
| 00:33:02 |
Yeah? I'm not so sure. |
| 00:33:04 |
He doesn't strike me |
| 00:33:13 |
[Toilet seat banging] |
| 00:33:16 |
[Both laughing] |
| 00:33:19 |
Julia, come down here! |
| 00:33:22 |
-Very good fountain. |
| 00:33:24 |
Your French relatives |
| 00:33:28 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:33:33 |
[Turnsfaucet on] |
| 00:33:39 |
Toothbrushes. |
| 00:33:40 |
I'll just leave them right here. |
| 00:33:43 |
JULIA: I'll be right back. |
| 00:33:52 |
JULIA: |
| 00:33:54 |
then go tackle that kitchen. |
| 00:33:55 |
HUNTER: Hurry. Our dinner |
| 00:33:57 |
JULIA: Oh! |
| 00:33:59 |
Latour. |
| 00:34:01 |
Isn't that just a little formal |
| 00:34:04 |
First you tell me |
| 00:34:06 |
then you get mad at me |
| 00:34:08 |
that just maybe, |
| 00:34:10 |
Now you're upset because I pick |
| 00:34:13 |
You make it impossible for me |
| 00:34:16 |
No. You're right. |
| 00:34:19 |
Thank you, big bear. |
| 00:34:22 |
-I'll be in the shower. |
| 00:34:35 |
ANDRE: |
| 00:34:40 |
This is not wine, |
| 00:34:43 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:34:49 |
[Chuckling] |
| 00:34:50 |
Mmm. Very good perfume. |
| 00:35:06 |
ANDRE: Very creamy. |
| 00:35:08 |
THIBAULT: Bathe, servant. |
| 00:35:09 |
No, my sire. I have |
| 00:35:13 |
-Bathe! |
| 00:35:14 |
I'm afraid! I don't want |
| 00:35:18 |
[Andre screaming] |
| 00:35:19 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:35:22 |
Ahh. |
| 00:35:23 |
Do you have another bottle |
| 00:35:27 |
HUNTER: Do you realize |
| 00:35:29 |
cost over $2,000? |
| 00:35:30 |
That's American dollars. |
| 00:35:32 |
Is that a lot? |
| 00:35:34 |
HUNTER: Yes, it is. |
| 00:35:35 |
Then I will repay you |
| 00:35:39 |
HUNTER: Oh, well. |
| 00:35:47 |
THIBAULT: My family tree. |
| 00:36:00 |
[Singing in French] |
| 00:36:05 |
[Telephone rings] |
| 00:36:08 |
[Ring] |
| 00:36:10 |
[Ring] |
| 00:36:12 |
-Hello? |
| 00:36:14 |
Yeah. Hold on one second. |
| 00:36:17 |
HUNTER: Yeah, bunny? |
| 00:36:18 |
Honey, it's your office. |
| 00:36:20 |
-I'll take it upstairs. |
| 00:36:24 |
AMBER: Hello? Hello? |
| 00:36:26 |
ANDRE: Hello. |
| 00:36:27 |
AMBER: Hello? |
| 00:36:28 |
Hello. |
| 00:36:29 |
Who is this? |
| 00:36:31 |
I'm Andre le Pate. |
| 00:36:34 |
and my ass breathes fire. |
| 00:36:37 |
Wow. That must hurt. |
| 00:36:39 |
-Hello. |
| 00:36:41 |
HUNTER:I told you |
| 00:36:42 |
Well, I forgot. |
| 00:36:43 |
-Hello! Enter! |
| 00:36:46 |
[Blasting] |
| 00:36:49 |
-Aah! |
| 00:36:51 |
HUNTER: Hangup the damn phone, |
| 00:36:54 |
I think he hung up the phone. |
| 00:36:57 |
It was Thibault's little |
| 00:37:00 |
Look, this is dangerous. |
| 00:37:01 |
I'll call you back |
| 00:37:08 |
THIBAULT: Lady Julia. |
| 00:37:12 |
You are more than a rose. |
| 00:37:15 |
You are love's own flower. |
| 00:37:20 |
Come on. |
| 00:37:23 |
No, I just--This old thing, |
| 00:37:27 |
I haven't worn it |
| 00:37:29 |
but I guess I should learn |
| 00:37:34 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:37 |
Almost. |
| 00:37:41 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:42 |
Much better. |
| 00:37:47 |
Kissing cousins. |
| 00:37:50 |
Ooh la la. |
| 00:38:04 |
I don't think |
| 00:38:06 |
eat a steak |
| 00:38:12 |
Ah. |
| 00:38:18 |
ANDRE: Thank you, master! |
| 00:38:19 |
[Chuckling] |
| 00:38:21 |
ANDRE: Be blessed! |
| 00:38:23 |
MAN: I can assure you... |
| 00:38:37 |
ANDRE: Thank you! |
| 00:38:38 |
Like some more |
| 00:38:44 |
[Kissing] |
| 00:38:47 |
MAN: Excuse me, |
| 00:38:50 |
can't eat off the floor. |
| 00:38:52 |
He's not a gentleman. |
| 00:38:55 |
and he's not worthy |
| 00:38:58 |
Thank you. |
| 00:38:59 |
I'm truly sorry, sir. |
| 00:39:01 |
ANDRE: No, no, milady. |
| 00:39:04 |
JULIA: Please. |
| 00:39:07 |
Thibault, please, will you |
| 00:39:10 |
For me? |
| 00:39:13 |
I will please you, |
| 00:39:18 |
Obey, foolish wart. |
| 00:39:21 |
[All applaud] |
| 00:39:26 |
MAN: Thank you. |
| 00:39:30 |
HUNTER: And you were worried |
| 00:39:37 |
[Slurping] |
| 00:39:42 |
Actually, the floor wasn't |
| 00:39:46 |
Easier to hose down. |
| 00:39:47 |
ANDRE: Cheese! |
| 00:39:53 |
HUNTER: Andre, |
| 00:39:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:39:56 |
-Andre, no. |
| 00:40:00 |
HUNTER: |
| 00:40:03 |
JULIA: Hunter, could you-- |
| 00:40:10 |
No. This is for dessert. |
| 00:40:11 |
WAITER: |
| 00:40:13 |
HUNTER: I'm sorry. |
| 00:40:16 |
Just add it to the check. |
| 00:40:19 |
You eat this after dinner. |
| 00:40:22 |
No, it's allright. |
| 00:40:24 |
Just add it to the bill. |
| 00:40:26 |
WAITER: All right. |
| 00:40:31 |
Do I have something on my face? |
| 00:40:33 |
You remind me of |
| 00:40:37 |
Thank you. |
| 00:40:41 |
HUNTER: On the subject |
| 00:40:44 |
you do understand why she was |
| 00:40:45 |
Julia is a Malfete. |
| 00:40:50 |
So you have no objection |
| 00:40:53 |
-No. |
| 00:40:55 |
I'm sure you'll be |
| 00:40:57 |
HUNTER: |
| 00:40:59 |
I mean you and Julia-- |
| 00:41:02 |
I am already wealthy. |
| 00:41:05 |
ten chests of pepper, |
| 00:41:07 |
and fifty barrels |
| 00:41:11 |
And you own me, sire. |
| 00:41:12 |
Yes, but you have no value. |
| 00:41:16 |
That is true. |
| 00:41:20 |
[Burps loudly] |
| 00:41:22 |
Excuse you. |
| 00:41:25 |
[Passing gas] |
| 00:41:27 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:41:29 |
-Did you hear that? |
| 00:41:32 |
They're not in very good health, |
| 00:41:34 |
So, just try to ignore it, |
| 00:41:37 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:41:38 |
-Sire. |
| 00:41:39 |
ANDRE: |
| 00:41:41 |
-Ah! You want to pee? |
| 00:41:43 |
Outside! |
| 00:41:44 |
Outside? |
| 00:41:46 |
I could be |
| 00:41:48 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:41:52 |
ANDRE: Find a torch. |
| 00:41:56 |
Andre has such simple needs. |
| 00:42:06 |
[Crash] |
| 00:42:16 |
Need some help, sir? |
| 00:42:25 |
[Toilet flushes] |
| 00:42:27 |
Oh, it is beautiful. |
| 00:42:29 |
The water comes out |
| 00:42:32 |
[Andre laughing] |
| 00:42:38 |
It is a magic fountain. |
| 00:42:43 |
Look at this! Mmm. |
| 00:42:45 |
It smells just like the forest. |
| 00:42:48 |
ANDRE: All the forest |
| 00:42:52 |
Mmm. Smell it! |
| 00:42:53 |
No. No, thank you. |
| 00:42:54 |
You don't want to smell it? |
| 00:42:56 |
Enjoy yourself. |
| 00:43:01 |
The castle's a wreck. |
| 00:43:02 |
HUNTER: So I'm helping her |
| 00:43:04 |
into more manageable, |
| 00:43:06 |
We're selling the art |
| 00:43:09 |
through an outlet here. |
| 00:43:10 |
Essentially, I'm protecting her. |
| 00:43:13 |
And the land? |
| 00:43:15 |
I decided |
| 00:43:17 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:43:18 |
Only Lady Julia |
| 00:43:22 |
I speak for both |
| 00:43:24 |
THIBAULT: You cannot possibly |
| 00:43:27 |
What are your wishes, milady? |
| 00:43:29 |
Well, um... |
| 00:43:32 |
I guess I'd like |
| 00:43:36 |
a little bit more, |
| 00:43:37 |
Julia? |
| 00:43:39 |
THIBAULT: The lady has spoken! |
| 00:43:46 |
[People talking] |
| 00:43:47 |
WOMAN: Chicken salad, now! |
| 00:43:48 |
MAN: I want that cake. |
| 00:43:50 |
Don't take all night. |
| 00:44:01 |
Greasy chicken. |
| 00:44:04 |
HOST: What on earth |
| 00:44:13 |
JULIA: Hi, Andre. |
| 00:44:14 |
[People gasping] |
| 00:44:18 |
[Woman screams] |
| 00:44:22 |
I'm afraid I'm going |
| 00:44:25 |
of chicken a la umbrella |
| 00:44:40 |
[Exhaling] |
| 00:44:42 |
Smell the forest. |
| 00:44:44 |
Yes, it's minty. |
| 00:44:45 |
ANDRE: It's from |
| 00:44:48 |
JULIA: Nice. Yeah. |
| 00:44:51 |
Honey, |
| 00:44:54 |
-Yeah. |
| 00:44:56 |
-Thibault? |
| 00:44:58 |
[All crunching loudly] |
| 00:45:05 |
[Thibault spitting] |
| 00:45:11 |
Those are good. |
| 00:45:15 |
ANDRE: Yes. Very minty. |
| 00:45:39 |
Ow! |
| 00:45:40 |
WIZARD: Ah... |
| 00:45:42 |
Good evening, fine sir. |
| 00:45:45 |
WIZARD: I'm seeking |
| 00:45:47 |
the Duke of Anjou. |
| 00:45:52 |
[Guard runs and screams] |
| 00:45:58 |
[Crash] |
| 00:45:59 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:46:01 |
He will be happy |
| 00:46:04 |
-Yes. |
| 00:46:14 |
My bed is soft. |
| 00:46:20 |
[Music playing] |
| 00:46:21 |
ANNOUNCER: It's time |
| 00:46:23 |
THIBAULT: Aah! |
| 00:46:24 |
ANDRE: Oh! Poor little people. |
| 00:46:27 |
Oh! |
| 00:46:29 |
God have mercy. What are we |
| 00:46:33 |
Free them. |
| 00:46:34 |
ANNOUNCER: Chuck, Marilyn, |
| 00:46:37 |
Now let's start |
| 00:46:43 |
Bunny? You really think |
| 00:46:46 |
JULIA: I don't know. |
| 00:46:47 |
ANDRE: We are coming! |
| 00:46:53 |
So you admit |
| 00:46:55 |
I didn't say that. |
| 00:46:57 |
HUNTER: Oh, come on! |
| 00:46:59 |
[Electricity sparking] |
| 00:47:01 |
Where did they go, my lord? |
| 00:47:04 |
[Men screaming] |
| 00:47:13 |
They were inside. |
| 00:47:16 |
It is tragic. |
| 00:47:18 |
Well, we never really |
| 00:47:21 |
ANDRE: It's a pity. |
| 00:47:22 |
[Dogs barking] |
| 00:47:29 |
Aah! |
| 00:47:30 |
I need to find a wizard now. |
| 00:47:32 |
Um... |
| 00:47:35 |
Do you mind if I get |
| 00:47:41 |
Hi. |
| 00:47:45 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:47:46 |
I've told you |
| 00:47:48 |
in the middle of the driveway! |
| 00:47:50 |
You just about |
| 00:47:52 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:47:54 |
Do you actually do |
| 00:47:55 |
or do you just |
| 00:47:57 |
MAN: Just clean it up! |
| 00:47:59 |
Aah! |
| 00:48:00 |
Oh! Hey, big belly! |
| 00:48:03 |
You dare to touch a lady? |
| 00:48:06 |
MAN: Who the hell are you? |
| 00:48:07 |
ANDRE: I'm Andre, |
| 00:48:08 |
Yeah, well, you get |
| 00:48:10 |
or I'm gonna call the cops. |
| 00:48:11 |
Apologize to the lady. |
| 00:48:12 |
Lady? You're calling her a-- |
| 00:48:16 |
Lady. Right. |
| 00:48:18 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:48:20 |
ANDRE: Kiss her feet. |
| 00:48:22 |
-Do what? |
| 00:48:24 |
Oh, Jesus! |
| 00:48:26 |
JULIA: Instead of a wizard... |
| 00:48:27 |
I think what we really need |
| 00:48:30 |
Wizards are the best doctors. |
| 00:48:33 |
What in the world is that? |
| 00:48:36 |
JULIA: What are you doing? |
| 00:48:38 |
MAN: Call 911! |
| 00:48:39 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:48:41 |
ANDRE: He was very rude |
| 00:48:44 |
Look, fool. |
| 00:48:46 |
He is a nobleman. |
| 00:48:48 |
I did not know. |
| 00:48:50 |
Stupid peasant. |
| 00:48:51 |
-Who are these guys? |
| 00:48:54 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:48:55 |
She works for me. |
| 00:48:57 |
Then I will hang my valet |
| 00:48:59 |
No, please, my lord. |
| 00:49:00 |
Not by the feet! |
| 00:49:03 |
I got a meeting to catch. |
| 00:49:05 |
THIBAULT: Rise, idiot. |
| 00:49:07 |
I give him to you |
| 00:49:09 |
You may beat him |
| 00:49:11 |
Thanks, but, you know, |
| 00:49:13 |
ANDRE: Thank you, |
| 00:49:16 |
Thank you, milord! |
| 00:49:19 |
THIBAULT: Let us go. |
| 00:49:23 |
ANGELIQUE: A wizard? |
| 00:49:26 |
-Are you French? |
| 00:49:27 |
-Do you like it here? |
| 00:49:30 |
It smells bad, |
| 00:49:32 |
but the ladies are wonderful. |
| 00:49:35 |
I wish my boss |
| 00:49:37 |
Boss. Ha ha. Boss. |
| 00:49:40 |
The guy you work for. |
| 00:49:42 |
I can have his bones |
| 00:49:46 |
That is so disgusting. |
| 00:49:49 |
That's so gross. |
| 00:49:51 |
You have to figure out a way |
| 00:49:54 |
He's my master. |
| 00:49:57 |
Hung! |
| 00:49:58 |
You're not gonna be hung! |
| 00:49:59 |
That's completely |
| 00:50:02 |
OK. OK! |
| 00:50:04 |
Yay! |
| 00:50:07 |
ANGELIQUE: |
| 00:50:08 |
ANDRE: Once every month |
| 00:50:09 |
to hunt pheasants |
| 00:50:12 |
So you make no money? |
| 00:50:14 |
I have a treasure. |
| 00:50:22 |
THIBAULT: What do you |
| 00:50:24 |
JULIA: The "L". |
| 00:50:26 |
Oh, wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:50:27 |
Before we get |
| 00:50:29 |
I've got this for you. |
| 00:50:32 |
I want you to wear this |
| 00:50:35 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:50:39 |
THIBAULT: You can only be lost |
| 00:50:42 |
and I have purpose, |
| 00:50:45 |
A wizard. Right. |
| 00:50:47 |
JULIA: I don't even know |
| 00:50:50 |
I mean, |
| 00:50:53 |
I don't even think |
| 00:50:55 |
Oh! My purse! |
| 00:50:58 |
JULIA: Wait! No! |
| 00:51:00 |
-Take the purse! |
| 00:51:03 |
He's a thief. |
| 00:51:05 |
No, no, no! |
| 00:51:06 |
Please, just take it. |
| 00:51:08 |
OK. Everything's fine now. |
| 00:51:10 |
[Crowd gasps and screams] |
| 00:51:13 |
Hang him in the public square. |
| 00:51:14 |
-Aah! |
| 00:51:17 |
You're not helping. |
| 00:51:18 |
[Woman screaming] |
| 00:51:25 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:51:29 |
I am sorry. |
| 00:51:32 |
WOMAN: |
| 00:51:34 |
Thibault, why don't |
| 00:51:37 |
Oh, no. Oh, no. |
| 00:51:42 |
Ah, would you happen |
| 00:51:46 |
Can you tell me |
| 00:51:48 |
A wizard. |
| 00:51:52 |
Well. |
| 00:52:15 |
[Song lyrics indistinct] |
| 00:52:21 |
THIBAULT: Peasants, which one |
| 00:52:24 |
There will be a reward. |
| 00:52:26 |
Sir Lancelot here's |
| 00:52:28 |
Aren't we all? Ha ha ha! |
| 00:52:30 |
THIBAULT: I am not Lancelot. |
| 00:52:32 |
I am Thibault, |
| 00:52:35 |
Duke of Anjou, |
| 00:52:37 |
Lord of Libourne. |
| 00:52:39 |
MAN: Yeah? |
| 00:52:41 |
Duke of Hazzard, |
| 00:52:45 |
and Lord of Lord-knows-what... |
| 00:52:48 |
and I challenge you to a duel. |
| 00:52:52 |
En garde! |
| 00:52:55 |
Do not make me kill you. |
| 00:52:57 |
En garde, I say. |
| 00:53:00 |
[Crowd gasps] |
| 00:53:03 |
THIBAULT: I should kill you |
| 00:53:05 |
but I am too thirsty... |
| 00:53:06 |
so instead, |
| 00:53:10 |
and yours and yours. |
| 00:53:12 |
[All cheer] |
| 00:53:17 |
Drink up! |
| 00:53:19 |
[Music playing on boom box] |
| 00:53:28 |
BRADY: Hey. |
| 00:53:29 |
You're not gonna |
| 00:53:31 |
Not a word of it. |
| 00:53:33 |
had another visitor |
| 00:53:35 |
There was sparks flying... |
| 00:53:38 |
and all sorts |
| 00:53:39 |
Then there was this poof. |
| 00:53:41 |
BRADY: Poof. |
| 00:53:42 |
And a green flash, |
| 00:53:43 |
Who was there? |
| 00:53:45 |
-The wizard-looking dude. |
| 00:53:48 |
MITCHELL: Look. |
| 00:53:49 |
He burnt the bed spread |
| 00:53:51 |
BRADY: Absolutely shocking. |
| 00:53:53 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:53:56 |
This wasn't here before. |
| 00:54:13 |
[Humming] |
| 00:54:14 |
He says he's Julia's cousin. |
| 00:54:17 |
HUNTER: I say he's a fake. |
| 00:54:22 |
I want an answer in 24 hours. |
| 00:54:30 |
See, tiger? |
| 00:54:31 |
Daddy's gonna take care |
| 00:54:33 |
You gonna be nice |
| 00:54:36 |
HUNTER: Hello? |
| 00:54:37 |
Hunter, you're not |
| 00:54:39 |
- Bunny, I'm right here. Here for you. |
| 00:54:40 |
I lost him because |
| 00:54:42 |
And then he just... |
| 00:54:45 |
Nobody just loses a guy... |
| 00:54:46 |
dressed like |
| 00:54:48 |
JULIA: Well, I did. |
| 00:54:50 |
JULIA: |
| 00:54:51 |
Hello? |
| 00:54:52 |
Yeah, does |
| 00:54:53 |
the Count of whoop-de-do, |
| 00:54:56 |
Yes, I do. |
| 00:54:58 |
JULIA: Wonderful. Thank you. |
| 00:55:00 |
All right, I found him. |
| 00:55:01 |
-I'm so relieved. |
| 00:55:04 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:55:06 |
Yeah. I was sort of hoping |
| 00:55:09 |
and swan-dived |
| 00:55:12 |
[Thibault singing drunkenly |
| 00:55:18 |
THIBAULT: Hahahaha! |
| 00:55:19 |
[Crowd singing in French] |
| 00:55:20 |
JULIA: Thibault! |
| 00:55:22 |
Thibault! |
| 00:55:23 |
[Singing continues] |
| 00:55:25 |
THIBAULT: |
| 00:55:27 |
This is my great, |
| 00:55:30 |
great-granddaughter. |
| 00:55:33 |
[Crowd chattering] |
| 00:55:34 |
Actually, grand, grand, grand, |
| 00:55:39 |
CROWD: No! |
| 00:55:41 |
MAN: |
| 00:55:42 |
No, I don't-- |
| 00:55:44 |
Yes. You must sing first. |
| 00:55:46 |
[Crowd laughing] |
| 00:55:48 |
[Singing in French] |
| 00:55:50 |
[Crowd joins in] |
| 00:55:57 |
[Singing] |
| 00:55:58 |
Have to go, |
| 00:56:00 |
WOMAN: Why? |
| 00:56:02 |
Yeah. You have to |
| 00:56:04 |
I found a wizard. |
| 00:56:06 |
MAN: |
| 00:56:07 |
No, we have to go. |
| 00:56:09 |
I knew it! |
| 00:56:12 |
I must leave you now. |
| 00:56:14 |
MAN: Oh, no, no, no. |
| 00:56:16 |
So long, Lancelot. |
| 00:56:18 |
I am not Lancelot. |
| 00:56:19 |
I am Thibault, |
| 00:56:22 |
[Crowd muttering] |
| 00:56:24 |
Of course it is that |
| 00:56:29 |
He has followed me |
| 00:56:31 |
Great. Great. |
| 00:56:33 |
just whipped up some |
| 00:56:35 |
and he waved his hands |
| 00:56:37 |
and said some words in Latin, |
| 00:56:40 |
JULIA: Thibault? |
| 00:56:42 |
I'm starting to believe you. |
| 00:56:44 |
I'm starting to |
| 00:56:46 |
and that is a really, really |
| 00:56:49 |
I just want you |
| 00:56:50 |
OK? |
| 00:56:51 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:56:55 |
There it is. |
| 00:56:58 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:56:59 |
[Banging on door] |
| 00:57:05 |
All right. What now? |
| 00:57:09 |
-Ohh. |
| 00:57:14 |
What is this? |
| 00:57:18 |
WIZARD: |
| 00:57:19 |
She's not my Rosalind. |
| 00:57:20 |
I'm Julia Malfete. Hi. |
| 00:57:22 |
Oh. Malfete! |
| 00:57:25 |
She's a descendant! |
| 00:57:26 |
Ah! All is not lost, my lord. |
| 00:57:29 |
How long until |
| 00:57:31 |
to return me |
| 00:57:33 |
Before the sun is set. |
| 00:57:35 |
THIBAULT: Then let us go now |
| 00:57:43 |
Eww. |
| 00:57:45 |
Never smelled |
| 00:57:47 |
[Sparking] |
| 00:57:48 |
[Explosion] |
| 00:57:53 |
[Electricity crackling] |
| 00:57:58 |
Ohh. |
| 00:58:04 |
Bloody English wizards. |
| 00:58:06 |
They cannot do anything right. |
| 00:58:13 |
[Singing] |
| 00:58:15 |
Ah, here we go |
| 00:58:16 |
Woo woo |
| 00:58:19 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:58:20 |
-I like your chariot. |
| 00:58:22 |
[Sniffing] |
| 00:58:24 |
That's my lipstick. |
| 00:58:26 |
Ohh, no, Andre. |
| 00:58:29 |
Hurry up. |
| 00:58:31 |
[Angelique spits] |
| 00:58:33 |
[Singing] To business |
| 00:58:36 |
[Angelique grunts] |
| 00:58:39 |
That should do it. |
| 00:58:47 |
Hmm. |
| 00:58:51 |
25,000. |
| 00:58:53 |
[Giggles] |
| 00:58:54 |
Woo-hoo! |
| 00:58:59 |
[Trumpeting] |
| 00:59:02 |
MAN: What is all |
| 00:59:04 |
ANGELIQUE: We would |
| 00:59:17 |
ANDRE: Oh, big swans! |
| 00:59:26 |
Oh! Very small chariots! |
| 00:59:29 |
ANGELIQUE: |
| 00:59:31 |
-Aaagh! |
| 00:59:33 |
Say cheese. |
| 00:59:34 |
Oh, ohh! |
| 00:59:39 |
ANDRE: |
| 00:59:41 |
ANGELIQUE: |
| 00:59:44 |
Andre, you can have as many |
| 00:59:47 |
Mmm. Yes. |
| 00:59:48 |
You can have |
| 00:59:51 |
You could go out and get |
| 00:59:54 |
And you can |
| 00:59:56 |
You can have everything, Andre. |
| 00:59:58 |
I can only have |
| 01:00:01 |
That is not true! |
| 01:00:03 |
This is a democracy. |
| 01:00:07 |
You are a free man. |
| 01:00:15 |
JULIA: Thank you. |
| 01:00:16 |
There are a lot of good things |
| 01:00:20 |
You'll be OK here. |
| 01:00:21 |
I'll make sure of it. |
| 01:00:25 |
You are lionhearted, Julia... |
| 01:00:27 |
like the women |
| 01:00:29 |
You have courage. |
| 01:00:31 |
[Chuckles] |
| 01:00:32 |
Lionhearted. No. |
| 01:00:35 |
No, I don't think so. |
| 01:00:37 |
Bunnyhearted maybe, but no. |
| 01:00:40 |
Come outside. |
| 01:00:42 |
THIBAULT: You will learn |
| 01:00:48 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:00:50 |
Look at me. |
| 01:00:54 |
Take it like this. |
| 01:00:56 |
Power in your arm. |
| 01:01:04 |
-Very impressive. |
| 01:01:08 |
JULIA: Power in my arm. |
| 01:01:12 |
My arm! |
| 01:01:16 |
I can't do it. |
| 01:01:18 |
Try again. |
| 01:01:28 |
[Giggles] |
| 01:01:40 |
[Chuckling] |
| 01:01:43 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:01:52 |
[Sighs] I am getting |
| 01:01:54 |
Sneaking around |
| 01:01:57 |
Hey... |
| 01:02:02 |
Hang in there with me, babe. |
| 01:02:08 |
Take me dancing. |
| 01:02:09 |
[Dance music playing] |
| 01:02:12 |
[Singing] |
| 01:02:24 |
MAN: Hey, watch it! Ah! |
| 01:02:26 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:02:28 |
Look what you've done. |
| 01:02:30 |
Come on. |
| 01:02:31 |
Sorry about that. |
| 01:02:33 |
[Singing] |
| 01:02:35 |
Sorry, ma'am. |
| 01:02:37 |
[Andre growls] |
| 01:02:39 |
Don't help me. |
| 01:02:41 |
ANDRE: |
| 01:02:43 |
Tonight...we dance! |
| 01:02:46 |
[Singing] |
| 01:02:48 |
Till the break of dawn |
| 01:02:50 |
Hey |
| 01:02:56 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:02:58 |
I dance the rumba |
| 01:03:00 |
The salsa, |
| 01:03:02 |
The fox trot |
| 01:03:05 |
With ladies and girlies |
| 01:03:07 |
With mommies and babies |
| 01:03:09 |
And DJ's gonna play this |
| 01:03:11 |
'Cause it's |
| 01:03:12 |
Mambo, mambo, eh, eh |
| 01:03:14 |
The babes |
| 01:03:16 |
Mambo, mambo, eh, eh |
| 01:03:18 |
Till the break of dawn |
| 01:03:20 |
Mambo, mambo, eh, eh |
| 01:03:22 |
The babes |
| 01:03:23 |
Oh, Hunter! |
| 01:03:26 |
-Angelique. |
| 01:03:29 |
ANDRE: Hunter! |
| 01:03:31 |
Yaah! |
| 01:03:33 |
Who are you? |
| 01:03:34 |
Who is she? |
| 01:03:35 |
-She's my sister. |
| 01:03:38 |
She's very tired now, |
| 01:03:42 |
[Glass breaks] |
| 01:03:45 |
Sire Hunter! |
| 01:03:51 |
Tonight was so great. |
| 01:03:53 |
Greatest night ever |
| 01:03:57 |
[Banging] |
| 01:03:59 |
[Angelique giggles] |
| 01:04:09 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:04:11 |
You make me feel like a lady. |
| 01:04:13 |
But you are. |
| 01:04:16 |
And you are a great man. |
| 01:04:19 |
Really? |
| 01:04:20 |
And if you got |
| 01:04:22 |
and learned not to put |
| 01:04:25 |
in your mouth... |
| 01:04:26 |
I think |
| 01:04:28 |
Milady, thank you. |
| 01:04:32 |
Andre... |
| 01:04:34 |
what do you say that |
| 01:04:36 |
and go travel |
| 01:04:37 |
-Quit? |
| 01:04:39 |
Tonight, just tell your boss |
| 01:04:42 |
ANDRE: OK. |
| 01:04:44 |
-Be free. |
| 01:04:46 |
Because I am a free man! |
| 01:04:48 |
You've got that right, baby! |
| 01:04:53 |
ANDRE: |
| 01:04:57 |
What is wrong? |
| 01:04:58 |
The wizard...he exploded. |
| 01:05:02 |
JULIA: Yes. It wasn't |
| 01:05:09 |
ANGELIQUE: |
| 01:05:14 |
Well, I don't know |
| 01:05:16 |
but good night. |
| 01:05:18 |
ANGELIQUE: But first... |
| 01:05:20 |
Andre has something |
| 01:05:22 |
What is it, peasant? |
| 01:05:30 |
Well, speak. |
| 01:05:35 |
ANGELIQUE: Nothing. |
| 01:05:52 |
JULIA: Thibault, |
| 01:05:55 |
The saddest, most beautiful |
| 01:05:59 |
Hmm. Well... |
| 01:06:01 |
that Thibault |
| 01:06:05 |
Yes. Yes, he is. |
| 01:06:08 |
That's why I've decided to give |
| 01:06:12 |
You what? |
| 01:06:14 |
Honey, did you know |
| 01:06:18 |
are all lionhearted? |
| 01:06:21 |
[Sirens blare] |
| 01:06:24 |
They still haven't |
| 01:06:26 |
I heard somebody say |
| 01:06:29 |
are sticking to the ground. |
| 01:06:41 |
[Grunts] |
| 01:06:42 |
Best I pull myself together. |
| 01:06:49 |
[Speaking Latin incantation] |
| 01:06:58 |
WIZARD: Come on, |
| 01:07:15 |
Well, that feels better. |
| 01:07:21 |
[Knocks] Can I come in? |
| 01:07:23 |
HUNTER: What do you got? |
| 01:07:25 |
INVESTIGATOR: |
| 01:07:27 |
Whoever your friend is, he's |
| 01:07:30 |
that died in that sailing |
| 01:07:33 |
I knew it. |
| 01:07:36 |
OK. This is how |
| 01:07:39 |
[Banging on door] |
| 01:07:42 |
OK, OK. |
| 01:07:43 |
-Ah, hello. |
| 01:07:44 |
WIZARD: Well, don't |
| 01:07:46 |
It's magic. |
| 01:07:48 |
WIZARD: All I did |
| 01:07:49 |
Oh. Good day, my lord. |
| 01:07:52 |
[Grunts] |
| 01:07:53 |
I do apologize-- |
| 01:07:54 |
Damn wizard. |
| 01:07:58 |
WIZARD: |
| 01:08:00 |
is to chop it very fine. |
| 01:08:01 |
Oh. |
| 01:08:02 |
[Sniffs] Mmm. |
| 01:08:05 |
JULIA: Ohh. |
| 01:08:06 |
Be careful. |
| 01:08:08 |
WIZARD: |
| 01:08:09 |
you'll grow fur. |
| 01:08:15 |
[Whirring] |
| 01:08:17 |
[Indistinct singing] |
| 01:08:18 |
THIBAULT: Peasant! |
| 01:08:20 |
Peasant! |
| 01:08:22 |
Get our things ready to go. |
| 01:08:24 |
THIBAULT: Soon, we will be |
| 01:08:27 |
Master, my father |
| 01:08:29 |
My mother is a hunch back. |
| 01:08:31 |
My brother is a dwarf, |
| 01:08:34 |
I do not have |
| 01:08:36 |
I don't want |
| 01:08:38 |
I don't want any more |
| 01:08:41 |
I want to eat wheel cakes |
| 01:08:44 |
And I want to have |
| 01:08:46 |
And exciting men's fashions... |
| 01:08:48 |
direct from Europe |
| 01:08:51 |
And I want to-- |
| 01:08:52 |
and--and I want-- |
| 01:08:54 |
and I want to stay here |
| 01:08:58 |
There you go. |
| 01:09:00 |
And I want to be free! |
| 01:09:02 |
I want to be cool and OK! |
| 01:09:05 |
You are my property. |
| 01:09:07 |
THIBAULT: You will go back |
| 01:09:10 |
Choose quickly. |
| 01:09:12 |
JULIA: Thibault... |
| 01:09:13 |
He only wants what we all want. |
| 01:09:17 |
He belongs to me. |
| 01:09:20 |
I decide his fate. |
| 01:09:22 |
No, master. |
| 01:09:23 |
I mean, no way, Jose. |
| 01:09:25 |
JULIA: Please, Thibault. |
| 01:09:31 |
[Sighs] |
| 01:09:33 |
Thank you, Thibault. |
| 01:09:35 |
Long life to your family. |
| 01:09:42 |
Yes. Lady Julia... |
| 01:09:45 |
If you'll allow me... |
| 01:09:46 |
Sire Hunter's sister |
| 01:09:49 |
in the house |
| 01:09:50 |
Sister? He d-- |
| 01:09:52 |
Hunter doesn't have a sister. |
| 01:09:54 |
Thank you, Andre. |
| 01:09:57 |
Angelique! |
| 01:09:58 |
I'm coming! |
| 01:10:00 |
[Honking] |
| 01:10:08 |
HUNTER: Hey! |
| 01:10:10 |
Stay here. |
| 01:10:12 |
No. I want |
| 01:10:14 |
What are you doing in here? |
| 01:10:17 |
What's this? |
| 01:10:18 |
A 12th century English wizard. |
| 01:10:19 |
JULIA: Can I talk to you |
| 01:10:24 |
Don't touch anything. |
| 01:10:29 |
JULIA: What's this? |
| 01:10:32 |
You offended the lady's honor. |
| 01:10:33 |
Prepare to die. |
| 01:10:36 |
Did you hear that? |
| 01:10:38 |
And you're a witness. |
| 01:10:41 |
HUNTER: You see? |
| 01:10:43 |
Thank God |
| 01:10:45 |
You called the police? |
| 01:10:47 |
HUNTER: |
| 01:10:49 |
All he wants is the money. |
| 01:10:51 |
No, Hunter, |
| 01:10:55 |
It's over. |
| 01:10:56 |
[Ring clinks] |
| 01:10:57 |
What? |
| 01:11:00 |
You couldn't make it |
| 01:11:05 |
HUNTER: Ah, come on. |
| 01:11:08 |
You're my little bunny. |
| 01:11:10 |
Bunny? |
| 01:11:12 |
Do I look like a bunny to you? |
| 01:11:13 |
No. |
| 01:11:15 |
Do I look like a bunny to you? |
| 01:11:16 |
Nay. |
| 01:11:17 |
You know what, Hunter? |
| 01:11:21 |
I don't act like a bunny. |
| 01:11:23 |
I don't think like a bunny. |
| 01:11:24 |
JULIA: And if you loved me... |
| 01:11:26 |
you wouldn't have made me |
| 01:11:28 |
I am strong, |
| 01:11:30 |
and I don't need you |
| 01:11:32 |
Oh, really? |
| 01:11:36 |
Courage is my creed. |
| 01:11:38 |
Are you insane? |
| 01:11:39 |
No. |
| 01:11:40 |
Put that thing away. |
| 01:11:43 |
You're right. I should. |
| 01:11:48 |
[Crunch] |
| 01:11:49 |
[Squeaking] Ow! |
| 01:11:51 |
Aah! |
| 01:11:54 |
And stay out! |
| 01:11:55 |
[Hunter groans] |
| 01:11:57 |
[Door slams] |
| 01:11:59 |
[Gasps] |
| 01:12:02 |
WIZARD: My lord. |
| 01:12:07 |
POLICERADIO: All units, |
| 01:12:09 |
for a heavily-armed |
| 01:12:10 |
with kidnap victim female. |
| 01:12:12 |
Use extreme caution. |
| 01:12:13 |
[Sirens] |
| 01:12:15 |
Go, gentlemen. |
| 01:12:17 |
Don't be afraid |
| 01:12:26 |
We should check the kitchen. |
| 01:12:27 |
JULIA: Taxi? |
| 01:12:31 |
And quickly, |
| 01:12:34 |
OFFICER: |
| 01:12:36 |
Chief... |
| 01:12:37 |
OFFICER: |
| 01:12:40 |
[Tires squealing |
| 01:12:43 |
Where are y'all from? |
| 01:12:45 |
THIBAULT: |
| 01:12:46 |
The wizard and I are |
| 01:12:50 |
CHIEF: |
| 01:12:51 |
We're right behind you! |
| 01:12:56 |
[Siren blaring] |
| 01:12:59 |
JULIA: If we get caught, |
| 01:13:02 |
that you are a hostage, OK? |
| 01:13:03 |
DRIVER: All right. |
| 01:13:06 |
[Tires squeal] |
| 01:13:16 |
THIBAULT: Can we go |
| 01:13:19 |
We have to go through the same |
| 01:13:23 |
[Sighs] |
| 01:13:27 |
[Cars honking] |
| 01:13:32 |
-Unh! |
| 01:13:40 |
Damn. |
| 01:13:44 |
COP: Roadblocks established, |
| 01:13:46 |
[Sirens blaring] |
| 01:13:52 |
[Nickering] |
| 01:13:57 |
[Neighs] |
| 01:14:20 |
He's getting away! |
| 01:14:27 |
[Nickers] |
| 01:14:31 |
I've never ridden the "L" |
| 01:14:37 |
COP: A big guy in a metal hat |
| 01:14:40 |
Oh, man, |
| 01:14:43 |
PILOT: Aerial unit 2. |
| 01:14:45 |
Suspects headed south |
| 01:14:58 |
[Horses neighing] |
| 01:15:08 |
Suspects entering museum. |
| 01:15:19 |
[Kids chattering] |
| 01:15:25 |
TEACHER: Look, |
| 01:15:27 |
Welcome, knight. |
| 01:15:29 |
Say hello to the knight. |
| 01:15:31 |
CHILDREN: Hello, knight. |
| 01:15:32 |
Please, wait, one second. |
| 01:15:33 |
I'm sorry, folks, but this |
| 01:15:37 |
so you'll have to move on. |
| 01:15:39 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
| 01:15:45 |
Shh. |
| 01:15:46 |
What am I gonna do |
| 01:15:50 |
JULIA: You're my knight |
| 01:15:53 |
THIBAULT: Soon you will find |
| 01:15:58 |
You will make |
| 01:16:01 |
I had the vision of this. |
| 01:16:04 |
You are so charming. |
| 01:16:07 |
I am so proud of you. |
| 01:16:12 |
And... |
| 01:16:14 |
when your children are |
| 01:16:19 |
I want you to tell them |
| 01:16:23 |
because I am a part of you, |
| 01:16:27 |
I will be |
| 01:16:31 |
[Sirens] |
| 01:16:37 |
THIBAULT: Here. |
| 01:16:40 |
A present from your great, |
| 01:16:47 |
[Sniffle] |
| 01:16:49 |
Wait. |
| 01:16:50 |
Here. |
| 01:16:53 |
Will you give this |
| 01:17:01 |
I will. |
| 01:17:03 |
I promise |
| 01:17:05 |
with anything like this. |
| 01:17:09 |
Thank you. |
| 01:17:13 |
Thank you. |
| 01:17:14 |
Your Grace... |
| 01:17:22 |
Aah. |
| 01:17:24 |
What are they doing? |
| 01:17:26 |
TEACHER: They're drinking |
| 01:17:29 |
WIZARD: Per Horus... |
| 01:17:31 |
Invictus ducere! |
| 01:17:38 |
[Children screaming] |
| 01:17:48 |
COP: Where is he? |
| 01:17:52 |
He's gone. |
| 01:17:53 |
[Clangs metal] |
| 01:17:55 |
-Where? |
| 01:18:00 |
[Thundering] |
| 01:18:36 |
[Guests applauding] |
| 01:18:45 |
[Spurs jangling] |
| 01:18:49 |
THIBAULT: One moment! |
| 01:18:52 |
Please. |
| 01:18:54 |
My dear Earl of Warwick... |
| 01:18:56 |
in celebration |
| 01:18:59 |
I want to dismiss forever |
| 01:19:03 |
Please, drink of our wine. |
| 01:19:07 |
You shall accept |
| 01:19:12 |
I command you. |
| 01:19:18 |
[Grunts] |
| 01:19:23 |
Wait! |
| 01:19:24 |
[Warwick grunts] |
| 01:19:28 |
[Crowd gasping] |
| 01:19:29 |
Aaah! |
| 01:19:31 |
[Thud] |
| 01:19:32 |
What in heaven's |
| 01:19:34 |
He did not like the wine. |
| 01:19:35 |
If he preferred white, |
| 01:19:38 |
[Guests laughing] |
| 01:19:44 |
It has been so long |
| 01:19:46 |
[Speaks French] |
| 01:19:47 |
When have we been apart, |
| 01:19:49 |
When I was with the Lady Julia. |
| 01:19:51 |
Lady Julia. |
| 01:19:52 |
She bade me |
| 01:19:55 |
wedding gift. |
| 01:19:59 |
Here. |
| 01:20:04 |
It is an odd piece, isn't it? |
| 01:20:06 |
THIBAULT: |
| 01:20:14 |
HUNTER: |
| 01:20:16 |
Literally, she threw me |
| 01:20:18 |
and took off with the idiots. |
| 01:20:19 |
HUNTER: Animals. |
| 01:20:22 |
HUNTER: Uggh. |
| 01:20:25 |
They poisoned my shake! |
| 01:20:26 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:20:28 |
They left some kind |
| 01:20:29 |
Some old French parchment. |
| 01:20:31 |
AMBER: |
| 01:20:32 |
I don't know, Amber. |
| 01:20:34 |
HUNTER: |
| 01:20:36 |
invictus ducere. |
| 01:20:39 |
Uhh! |
| 01:20:40 |
Oh, my God. Hunter? |
| 01:20:42 |
Are you OK? |
| 01:20:43 |
[Groaning] |
| 01:20:44 |
Ohhh! |
| 01:20:46 |
AMBER: Hunter? |
| 01:20:49 |
Hunter, Hunter, OK, |
| 01:20:51 |
AMBER: Hunter! |
| 01:20:54 |
[Indistinct muttering] |
| 01:20:59 |
-Stay away from me! |
| 01:21:02 |
Who are you people? |
| 01:21:05 |
[Phone beeps] |
| 01:21:06 |
Ohh! |
| 01:21:08 |
[Beeping] |
| 01:21:09 |
HUNTER: I am a close |
| 01:21:11 |
of the chief of police. |
| 01:21:12 |
I am the chief of police! |
| 01:21:13 |
You'll make a great servant |
| 01:21:16 |
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! |
| 01:21:18 |
HUNTER: Ow! |
| 01:21:22 |
[Rings] |
| 01:21:23 |
[Screams] |
| 01:21:49 |
MAN: I must tell you |
| 01:21:51 |
are delighted with your decision |
| 01:21:55 |
I can't wait to get really |
| 01:21:59 |
MAN: |
| 01:22:00 |
I can even |
| 01:22:02 |
Unless you're afraid. |
| 01:22:04 |
She's not afraid. |
| 01:22:06 |
YOUNGMAN: |
| 01:22:11 |
How do you know |
| 01:22:13 |
I know a lot |
| 01:22:17 |
MAN: Miss Malfete, |
| 01:22:21 |
He's the attorney |
| 01:22:23 |
in the estate. |
| 01:22:25 |
He knows the history of the |
| 01:22:28 |
Francois, |
| 01:22:30 |
to be Miss Malfete's |
| 01:22:33 |
FRANCOIS: It will be |
| 01:22:35 |
Mademoiselle. |
| 01:22:36 |
Merci. |
| 01:22:39 |
[Andre screaming] |
| 01:22:41 |
CHER SINGING: So let them say |
| 01:22:43 |
'Cause I don't care |
| 01:22:44 |
With you |
| 01:22:47 |
I have one small worry. |
| 01:22:49 |
What's that? |
| 01:22:51 |
Who's going to protect me |
| 01:22:52 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 01:22:54 |
You got me, don't ya? |
| 01:22:57 |
Yes! I got you, babe. |
| 01:22:59 |
You got me, babe. |
| 01:23:00 |
Yeah. I got you, babe! |
| 01:23:02 |
[Singing] |
| 01:23:04 |
[Both screaming] |
| 01:23:06 |
I got you, babe |
| 01:23:08 |
I got you, babe |
| 01:23:11 |
I got you, babe |
| 01:23:17 |
Your time will come |
| 01:23:29 |
Your time will come |
| 01:23:34 |
Have you been a fool |
| 01:23:38 |
And have you been a slave |
| 01:23:42 |
You've been abused, |
| 01:23:46 |
Made quite |
| 01:23:50 |
Don't let this happen |
| 01:23:53 |
Look to yourself |
| 01:23:55 |
See that there is no limit |
| 01:23:59 |
Get it right |
| 01:24:01 |
Just keep on singin' |
| 01:24:05 |
La di da di da |
| 01:24:08 |
The band keeps playin' |
| 01:24:12 |
La di da di da di da |
| 01:24:16 |
Just hold your head up |
| 01:24:20 |
Yeah, what's done is done |
| 01:24:24 |
The hands are turnin' |
| 01:24:28 |
I know somehow, |
| 01:24:33 |
Your time will come |
| 01:24:44 |
Your time will come, yeah |
| 01:24:53 |
Lost in the silence, |
| 01:24:57 |
Make no mistake, |
| 01:25:01 |
Waiting to greet you, |
| 01:25:05 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:25:08 |
I'll go the distance |
| 01:25:11 |
Only one thing I'm asking |
| 01:25:14 |
One little task |
| 01:25:18 |
It's true, it's true, |
| 01:25:22 |
Just keep on singin' |
| 01:25:26 |
La di da di da |
| 01:25:28 |
La di da |
| 01:25:30 |
The band keeps playin' |
| 01:25:33 |
La di da di da di da |
| 01:25:36 |
Again, |
| 01:25:40 |
Yeah, |
| 01:25:43 |
Yeah, yeah |
| 01:25:45 |
The hands are turnin' |
| 01:25:48 |
I know somehow, |
| 01:25:54 |
Your time will come |
| 01:25:58 |
La di da di da |
| 01:26:00 |
Some way, |
| 01:26:06 |
Your time will come, yeah |
