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Justice League Crisis On Two Earths
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No time for niceties. |
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Way to be stealthy, Luther. |
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The moment I shut down the grid, |
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They're already on their way here. |
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Dibs. |
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The quantum trigger. |
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Now we have a chance. |
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Run. |
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That's not going |
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That's not gonna slow them down at all. |
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What are you waiting for? |
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Hurry. |
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It's time to get serious, Lex. |
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No. We can make it together. |
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Get your shiny bald head out of here. |
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What can I say? |
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Okay, okay. |
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I'm down to my Last Joke, anyway. |
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But this one will kill you. |
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It won't be in vain, old friend. |
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ULTRAMAN: |
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You think you can hide |
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You're gonna pay |
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-That's a promise. |
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I'm going to finish the Job |
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But not Just yet. |
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ahmadnaziF presents |
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J u s t i c e L e a g u e |
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ReSYNC for BluRay-720p version by me |
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The work would go a lot faster |
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Patience. I'm almost ready for you. |
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How much is all this costing, Bruce? |
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I don't like to think about it. |
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All right, Flash. Beginning test run. |
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l don't know, Batman. |
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You're absolutely sure it works? |
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Pretty sure. |
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Pretty sure? That isn't-- |
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--good enough. |
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TeIeporter's online. |
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Are you crazy? |
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Is he crazy? |
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How could he use that thing on me |
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-He was Joking. |
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You really think he would risk your life |
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Well, maybe. |
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I mean, I don't think he likes me |
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I don't think he likes anyone very much. |
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Good morning. |
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Would you be kind enough to tell me where |
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Excuse me, it's very important that I-- |
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Yeah, yeah. Cool your Jets. |
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This is a police station. |
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Luthor. |
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No need to make a scene. |
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I want you to contact |
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Or else? |
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Oh, I don't know. |
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I'll destroy the world? |
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Is that sufficient? |
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Superman. Go ahead. |
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BATMAN: |
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One of yours. |
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It's okay. We'll take it from here. |
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Oh, and they call me The Flash. |
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-What do you think you're doing? |
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As you can see, I'm not armed. |
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You're going to find what I have to say |
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You're from a parallel Earth. |
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How could you possibly know that? |
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Your internal organs are reversed, |
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It could be a trick. |
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Could be. |
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But our Luthor's still in his cell |
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And now that we've clarified the matter |
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...I've got quite a story to tell you. |
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Pants. |
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Oh. |
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My world is similar to yours in many ways |
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Oh, wait, wait, don't tell me. |
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On your world, |
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As a matter of fact, I was. |
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Past tense. |
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I'm not Just the Leader |
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I'm its only surviving member. |
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We were systematically destroyed |
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...known as the Crime Syndicate. |
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They've run rampant for years, |
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They rule through fear... |
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...occasionally turning their powers |
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In the hope of maintaining |
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...the authorities simply pretend |
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But increasingly, |
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The Syndicate |
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The police won't arrest them... |
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...and prosecutors |
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The only thing keeping them from |
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...is the threat of a nuclear response. |
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You people are my world's last hope. |
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We have to discuss this. |
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Please wait out here. |
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-I don't trust him. |
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Maybe he's on the up and up. |
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Still, never met a Luthor I liked. |
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I've read his mind, he's telling the truth. |
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Regardless, we have a responsibility... |
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...to the millions of people |
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For all my power, when it comes down to it, |
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There are rules. Another dimension |
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I can't believe we're having this discussion. |
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She's right. That's what we do. |
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-Not this time. |
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We've got too much on our plate |
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We haven't even finished constructing |
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Our first responsibility |
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That's right. Our Earth. |
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We don't have enough manpower |
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Fair enough. |
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We can't Just turn our backs. |
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All right, Luthor, we'll help. |
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But we need a plan. |
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I have one, of course. |
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What's so fascinating? |
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Luthor has solved |
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Darling, unless there's money involved, |
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Parallel Earths. |
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Luthor is not only proven they exist... |
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...he's figured out |
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Any sign of the quantum trigger? |
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We've searched the entire complex. |
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Right. |
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Download all these records |
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The rest of you, strip this place |
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This could be disorienting, |
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What the hell? |
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We're compromised. |
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What tipped you off? |
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I don't have time for this. |
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Take them down. |
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That will be enough of that. |
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-That's what I call tuning somebody up. |
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Can I talk to you for a minute? |
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Hera. |
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I've played this game before. |
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You don't wanna fight me. |
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You wanna help me. |
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I don't wanna fight you, I want.... |
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Hey, this is like the Jedi mind trick. |
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This is not like the Jedi mind trick. |
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This is not like the Jedi mind trick. |
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Sorry. |
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J'ONN J'ONZZ: |
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We've got to retreat. |
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Why? We're winning. |
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Superwoman's called in the cavalry... |
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...and if it's who I think it is, |
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Don't make us guess. |
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At least three Made Men, |
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-Made Men? |
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I don't have time to explain. |
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Follow me. |
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FLASH: |
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GREEN LANTERN: |
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Heads up. |
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More trouble. |
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Get off my plane. |
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Is that one of us in Owlman's plane? |
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Two of us. Wonder Woman swiped it. |
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Then there may be a way out of this. |
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Stay on top of him. The plane is mine. |
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Where is it? What are you looking for? |
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Chameleon circuit. |
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Found it. What's it do? |
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Lantern, we're cloaked right above you. |
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Hold fire, our ride's here. |
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-Hang on. |
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Ooh! |
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Strafe the skies. |
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Well, that's fried. |
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It doesn't matter, we're still cloaked. |
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WONDER WOMAN: And we've lost them. |
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So, genius, where to now? |
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JOHNNY QUICK: |
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-...I heard, let the blinking side down a bit. |
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First business. |
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We've gotta decide |
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God rest his soul. |
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There's no managerial talent |
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We should dissolve them |
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Right, seems to me you've already helped |
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You had the whole bunch this morning. |
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Made Men need to be associated |
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...if you want some of them. |
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We can horse-trade |
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-What about the turf? |
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We'll divide his action |
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Who died and made you boss? |
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You wanna arm wrestle for it? |
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Knock it off. |
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We'll work out details later. |
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For now, Owlman can keep |
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From what I hear, sounds like |
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Luthor's new Justice League |
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Neither are we. They'll fold. |
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Or we'll fold them. |
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Just like everybody else |
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Which brings us to the topic at hand. |
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Last meeting, five of six family heads |
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Per our vote, I have begun construction |
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Once completed, the QED will give us |
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We spent 37 billion on government bribes |
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No more of that. |
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I still don't see why they would give up |
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Because if they don't, we'll do this. |
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The device's Heisenberg |
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...allows us to tap into a limitless pool |
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Which leaves the governments |
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Bow down to us or die. |
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ROSE: |
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...is we don't have to be afraid |
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REPORTER: If that's true, |
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Come on, my father's the president. |
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Isn't it irresponsible of you |
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...in direct contradiction |
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I love my father, but we disagree about this, |
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If we leave the Syndicate be, |
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-We don't have the power to fight them. |
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Might doesn't make right. |
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It may seem that way, |
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...it's the other way around. |
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We are always stronger |
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LEX: |
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I love what you've done with the place. |
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LEX: It's not mine. |
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I'm sorry, Harley. |
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The Jester's never coming back. |
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We should consider ourselves lucky |
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We're not here to hide, Luthor. |
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Then by all means, let's get started. |
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And call me Lex. |
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These are the big guns, |
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I should say, five families. |
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Ultraman is the boss of bosses, |
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Where do all those |
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LEX: |
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...have thousands |
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They reward their most trusted lieutenants |
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They're called Made Men. |
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Cute. How many? |
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LEX: |
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Perhaps 50, total. |
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We'll conduct a series of attacks, |
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The six of us |
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...one after the other. |
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-That's a waste of time. |
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We're going to hit multiple targets |
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We'd be hopelessly outnumbered. |
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-When my Justice League fought them-- |
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We aren't your Justice League. |
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-What's the call? |
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Diana and GL. He's with me. |
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That's insane. |
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-Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack. |
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Well, you do. |
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You're supposed to call first. |
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What's the point of having your keys |
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Still Looking for the quantum trigger? |
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Yes, but in the meantime, I've been working |
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We can use it to travel |
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It's based on Luthor's design. |
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I've made some improvements. |
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Do you realize |
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The philosophical implications |
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Philosophy. |
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There's an infinite number of Earths |
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We wouldn't have to share our cut |
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That's certainly one way to go. |
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Whoa! |
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-Right, then. Abandon ship if you can. |
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-I got her. |
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She's mine. |
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Ultraman, I know you can hear me. |
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Bring your arrogant ass out here |
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Not Looking for the hired help, Olsen. |
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He ain't here. |
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If you want an appointment, |
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Clear our airspace. |
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Make me. |
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I can do that. |
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You take care of Ultraman's pal. |
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I'd rather not have to hurt you, Jimmy. |
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You sure you want to do this? |
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If it's going to mean anything |
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Get your hands off my boy. |
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You've got problems of your own. |
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Getting cocky, Lex? |
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You think you can come |
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Ooh! |
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Did you forget who I am? |
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I'm here |
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Anybody whoever stood in my way |
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Everybody. |
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I brought you a present. |
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[WEAKLY] |
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The only thing that can hurt you. |
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But I-- |
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Destroyed the last piece on Earth? |
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True. But I've been visiting other Earths. |
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You are so gonna regret this. |
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Got a message for you, big man. |
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When you do wrong... |
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...there are more and more of us |
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United States Secret Service. |
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The president would like a word with you. |
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WILSON: |
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-What do you think you're doing? |
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We're taking it to the bad guys, sir. |
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Well, you should be very proud. |
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Have you given the slightest thought |
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Don't talk to me like a child. |
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I was fighting this battle long before |
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...decided to roll over for the Syndicate. |
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We didn't roll over. |
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We've worked to achieve |
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It's the only way the American people |
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Forgive me, Mr. President, |
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Be that as it may, |
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You did what? |
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You wanna watch your tone? |
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I'm sorry, Mr. President. |
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I Just don't understand |
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You clearly don't understand |
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Do you think anybody would testify |
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Do you think if anybody were willing, |
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-We can. |
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Are you going to protect |
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Are you going to stay here |
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Obviously not. |
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But we can stop them right now. |
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Kill them? |
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No. We don't do that. |
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WILSON: |
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Why don't you go home |
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Why don't you grow a backbone. |
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Not now, Rose. |
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Then when, Dad? We've got a chance. |
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That's a fantasy. |
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We can't fight these guys |
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ROSE: |
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You were a war hero. |
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J'ONN J'ONZZ: |
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Men who have seen battle... |
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...are often among those |
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-How did you know what I was thinking? |
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I didn't mean to read your mind. |
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There's a saying on my world: |
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''The only thing necessary for the triumph |
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It's easy for someone like you |
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But most of us aren't bulletproof. |
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Sir, I stand up to guys more powerful |
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You can do the same. |
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That simple, huh? |
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I'm sorry, Mr. President, |
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Not when we finally have a chance |
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-Aren't you supposed to be helping? |
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I'm improving the ambiance. |
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In a way, that's what I'm planning to do. |
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After all, what good is a bomb |
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You never had any intention of using |
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You're going to use it to kill everybody. |
| 00:37:00 |
What if I am? |
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Just tell me. Why? |
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Why not? |
| 00:37:07 |
I'm serious. |
| 00:37:08 |
I'm a murdering psychopath. |
| 00:37:11 |
I do find it attractive. |
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But you never make a move |
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Why would you want to destroy |
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Because it's the only action one could take |
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You Lost me there. |
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Every decision we make is meaningless... |
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...because somewhere, on a parallel Earth, |
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We're nothing. |
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Less than nothing. |
| 00:37:38 |
How can you say that? |
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We're rich. We're conquerors. |
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And here we're poor. We're slaves. |
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And here, our parents never met, |
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Here, the world ended in nuclear war. |
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Here, no fish was ever brave enough |
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...and humans never evolved. |
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And so on, ad infinitum. |
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So even if you destroy the world, |
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What difference would it make? |
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Somewhere in the multiverse, |
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Every Earth is a variation of this one, |
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And once I destroy it, |
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I take it back. |
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Don't get in my way. |
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To the contrary. |
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I'm in. |
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I thought I might find you here. |
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-I'm not talking to you. |
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You're going to have to stop speaking out |
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You know, when I was a little girl, |
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What's happened to you? |
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Maybe we both grew up. |
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ULTRAMAN: |
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They drive us crazy, but we'd still |
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What do you want? |
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Saw your daughter on the news |
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-She's got a mouth on her. |
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We both know better than that. |
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You get your little girl under control, |
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Remember what happened |
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If you come near my daughter, |
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You hear me? |
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ULTRAMAN: |
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-Great equalizer, huh? |
| 00:39:52 |
Well, Let me tell you something, |
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My boys are working up a bomb |
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Nice place. |
| 00:40:00 |
I think I'm gonna like it here. |
| 00:40:10 |
I'm getting bored again. |
| 00:40:13 |
Still Looking. But I found something else. |
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Luthor took the quantum trigger |
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Would you be a dear... |
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...pop over to the universe next door |
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COMPUTER VOICE: |
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Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert. |
| 00:40:53 |
It's here. Spread out and find it. |
| 00:41:15 |
You're on my property. Stand down. |
| 00:41:19 |
You're in over your head. |
| 00:41:20 |
Back off before I come over there |
| 00:41:27 |
Insect. |
| 00:42:04 |
Stay down. You're outnumbered. |
| 00:42:07 |
Count again. |
| 00:42:18 |
You guys are in trouble. |
| 00:42:22 |
Take them. |
| 00:42:32 |
Careful, Aquaman. |
| 00:42:37 |
That remains to be seen. |
| 00:43:25 |
Okay, this is gonna be tougher |
| 00:43:39 |
Wanna hear a secret? |
| 00:45:05 |
You've got possibilities, little man. |
| 00:45:12 |
But, sadly, |
| 00:45:17 |
Let's go. |
| 00:45:34 |
-Take this to Owlman. |
| 00:45:37 |
What about him? |
| 00:45:40 |
Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something. |
| 00:45:44 |
ROSE: We're all here for the same reason. |
| 00:45:48 |
Tired of living in fear. |
| 00:45:50 |
Tired of our elected officials |
| 00:45:55 |
It doesn't have to be that way. |
| 00:45:58 |
Joining me today are elected officials |
| 00:46:01 |
Judges, prosecutors, police officers... |
| 00:46:04 |
...and brave people |
| 00:46:09 |
Together we can win. Together we-- |
| 00:46:13 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:46:28 |
No. Stay away from me. |
| 00:46:52 |
How Long have you been watching me? |
| 00:46:54 |
My apologies for the deception. |
| 00:46:58 |
With your permission, |
| 00:47:01 |
...until the immediate crisis has passed. |
| 00:47:04 |
That would be Just fine. |
| 00:47:17 |
Nice moves. |
| 00:47:24 |
Whatever will I do with you? |
| 00:47:29 |
I could use this to send you away. |
| 00:47:32 |
Perhaps to here... |
| 00:47:33 |
...an Earth where humanity has mutated |
| 00:47:39 |
No. You might like that. |
| 00:47:41 |
Oh. Here's a good one. |
| 00:47:43 |
A cold, uninhabited Earth, |
| 00:47:48 |
...if you don't freeze first. |
| 00:47:51 |
Or it might be fun to keep you as a pet. |
| 00:47:55 |
Here. Let me do that. |
| 00:48:01 |
-Your call. |
| 00:48:03 |
You're not my type. |
| 00:48:08 |
That's going to cost you a rib. |
| 00:48:13 |
Aah! Ow! |
| 00:48:18 |
I like my lovers to make a little noise. |
| 00:48:21 |
What else can I break? |
| 00:48:27 |
You think you can hide from me |
| 00:48:37 |
BATMAN: |
| 00:48:42 |
It's anesthetic gas. |
| 00:48:58 |
Batman to Justice League. |
| 00:49:08 |
Aah. |
| 00:49:13 |
You sure that will hold her? |
| 00:49:16 |
-What did you hide on my satellite? |
| 00:49:23 |
What was so valuable |
| 00:49:25 |
...would cross dimensions to get it? |
| 00:49:27 |
-Did you keep it from her? |
| 00:49:30 |
Whatever it was. |
| 00:49:32 |
It's the quantum trigger, |
| 00:49:35 |
Without it, we could fight them, |
| 00:49:38 |
Why didn't you Just destroy it? |
| 00:49:40 |
It's pure energy. It can't be destroyed. |
| 00:49:43 |
Okay. They've got it. |
| 00:49:44 |
What's the worst-case scenario? |
| 00:49:46 |
LEX: They could use it to set off an explosion |
| 00:49:54 |
You think too small. |
| 00:50:02 |
Where's Superwoman? |
| 00:50:03 |
Probably Just blowing us off. |
| 00:50:06 |
We're not waiting anymore. |
| 00:50:08 |
People aren't as intimidated |
| 00:50:11 |
I should go down for a Jog |
| 00:50:14 |
Even regular law enforcement's |
| 00:50:17 |
Archer got himself arrested. |
| 00:50:18 |
Public opinion wouldn't be an issue |
| 00:50:21 |
The QED is nearly complete. |
| 00:50:24 |
I have agents out |
| 00:50:28 |
Sorry, sorry to come in |
| 00:50:30 |
...but Superwoman said |
| 00:50:42 |
You don't have to wear that disguise. |
| 00:50:45 |
I thought it would make you |
| 00:50:47 |
Just the opposite. |
| 00:50:54 |
That's better. |
| 00:50:56 |
-Are you really from Mars? |
| 00:50:59 |
And can all Martians read minds? |
| 00:51:02 |
Could. I am the Last survivor. |
| 00:51:07 |
I apologize for reading your mind before. |
| 00:51:09 |
It is considered extremely impolite to do so |
| 00:51:12 |
I didn't mind. |
| 00:51:17 |
We are attuned. |
| 00:51:21 |
Our minds are in sync to a degree |
| 00:51:25 |
I never imagined I'd meet a human |
| 00:51:29 |
I feel it, attuned. |
| 00:51:33 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:51:35 |
Trying to kiss you. |
| 00:51:37 |
On Earth, it's a way of sharing affection. |
| 00:51:42 |
This is how we do it on Mars. |
| 00:51:52 |
Know me. |
| 00:52:40 |
That was.... Wow. |
| 00:52:43 |
Now we know each other. |
| 00:52:49 |
All the battles the Justice League |
| 00:52:52 |
You think you can beat |
| 00:52:54 |
If we could find them, I have little doubt. |
| 00:52:56 |
I could find out where their base is. |
| 00:53:28 |
You wanna give us a hand here? |
| 00:53:30 |
Final calculations. Very delicate. |
| 00:53:47 |
FLASH: |
| 00:53:48 |
That wasn't funny the first 15 times |
| 00:53:51 |
Enjoy yourselves while you can. |
| 00:53:53 |
-My friends are going to tear you apart. |
| 00:53:57 |
We couldn't take the chance she'd escape |
| 00:54:01 |
When I get loose, |
| 00:54:05 |
Doesn't mean we have to listen to her, |
| 00:54:14 |
How are we supposed to get in again? |
| 00:54:16 |
Multi-frequency band, |
| 00:54:19 |
Some of us don't speak Star Trek. |
| 00:54:21 |
Think of it |
| 00:54:30 |
Come on, then. |
| 00:54:34 |
JOHNNY QUICK: |
| 00:54:37 |
The hangar doors Just opened. |
| 00:54:48 |
Is it Just me, |
| 00:55:15 |
We were Just about to come |
| 00:55:17 |
The QED is armed now. |
| 00:55:20 |
ULTRAMAN: |
| 00:55:23 |
Everybody does what we say, or else. |
| 00:55:25 |
You're bluffing. |
| 00:55:27 |
As Long as the bomb's here, |
| 00:55:30 |
Maybe you should surrender. |
| 00:55:33 |
And now the odds are 6-to-3. |
| 00:55:35 |
SUPERWOMAN: Count again. |
| 00:55:38 |
Look who I found in the hangar. |
| 00:57:33 |
Submit. |
| 00:57:52 |
Bugger. |
| 00:59:35 |
No. |
| 00:59:44 |
-What Just happened? |
| 00:59:47 |
If he detonates it, he'll destroy all reality. |
| 00:59:51 |
-I'm not liking the sound of that. |
| 00:59:54 |
Owlman's Just taking the bomb |
| 00:59:56 |
Don't try and con me. |
| 01:00:00 |
LEX: |
| 01:00:02 |
-It's over. |
| 01:00:04 |
How many coordinates |
| 01:00:07 |
The Last dozen or so, but-- |
| 01:00:08 |
That's more than enough. |
| 01:00:22 |
Owlman's way ahead of us. |
| 01:00:25 |
Unless.... |
| 01:00:27 |
Someone vibrating at the right speed |
| 01:00:30 |
...on Owlman's carrier wave |
| 01:00:33 |
But he'd have to be fast. |
| 01:00:35 |
-I'm your man. |
| 01:00:38 |
-What? |
| 01:00:40 |
You can't possibly reach the speed |
| 01:00:43 |
-But I can. |
| 01:00:45 |
-I-- |
| 01:00:46 |
He's talking about my world. |
| 01:00:49 |
-It could be dangerous-- |
| 01:00:52 |
Of course it's dangerous. |
| 01:00:54 |
All right, when you reach the proper speed, |
| 01:01:10 |
LEX: You have to hold that speed precisely. |
| 01:01:19 |
Faster. |
| 01:01:21 |
Faster. |
| 01:01:55 |
Hold that speed. |
| 01:02:09 |
I'm next. |
| 01:02:10 |
You don't have a transit device. |
| 01:02:36 |
OWLMAN: |
| 01:02:39 |
Before there was thought, |
| 01:02:42 |
One Earth, with a single history. |
| 01:02:44 |
But with the coming of man |
| 01:02:48 |
...and with that illusion came chaos. |
| 01:02:51 |
With every choice we make, |
| 01:02:56 |
History branches in two, creating one Earth |
| 01:03:00 |
...and a second where we didn't. |
| 01:03:03 |
That's the secret of the universe, |
| 01:03:05 |
Billions of people |
| 01:03:08 |
...creating infinite Earths. |
| 01:03:11 |
Some so similar to each other |
| 01:03:13 |
...searching for any distinction, |
| 01:03:17 |
...they defy comprehension. |
| 01:03:18 |
And all of the branches originate here. |
| 01:03:21 |
Every version of reality balances |
| 01:03:28 |
It seems so different |
| 01:03:30 |
I can't imagine what series of decisions |
| 01:03:35 |
But I know this: |
| 01:03:37 |
The source of the cataclysm |
| 01:03:41 |
Man. |
| 01:03:42 |
You can't be sure of that. |
| 01:03:44 |
-Anything-- |
| 01:03:46 |
Man is a cancer. |
| 01:03:47 |
And I've chosen to cut out the disease. |
| 01:03:50 |
You're talking about killing-- |
| 01:03:51 |
Everyone who ever lived. |
| 01:03:56 |
I choose to make |
| 01:04:04 |
You're insane. |
| 01:04:05 |
Does it really matter? |
| 01:04:07 |
There are alternate versions of me |
| 01:04:32 |
OWLMAN: From what I gather, |
| 01:04:35 |
Everything about you tells the tale. |
| 01:04:37 |
Your attitude, your costume, |
| 01:04:41 |
...they all scream of outrage, |
| 01:04:46 |
What terrible wrong was done |
| 01:04:53 |
It doesn't really matter. |
| 01:04:55 |
Nothing matters. |
| 01:04:57 |
What are you planning to do, |
| 01:05:01 |
Actually.... |
| 01:05:07 |
I thought I'd beat you to death. |
| 01:05:39 |
You should have sent your flying man. |
| 01:05:42 |
With his strength, |
| 01:05:44 |
But you don't trust anyone else |
| 01:05:49 |
Hah. I feel the same way. |
| 01:05:51 |
If we're really alike, |
| 01:05:56 |
You must have been a good man, once. |
| 01:05:59 |
No. Not good. |
| 01:06:02 |
Never good. After all, I'm only human. |
| 01:06:25 |
-Uhn! |
| 01:06:28 |
I'm going to kill you now, |
| 01:06:36 |
There is a difference |
| 01:06:45 |
We both looked into the abyss... |
| 01:06:50 |
...but when it Looked back at us... |
| 01:06:53 |
...you blinked. |
| 01:07:22 |
It doesn't matter. |
| 01:07:54 |
Are you all right? |
| 01:07:56 |
Johnny, I'm back. Stop vibrating. |
| 01:07:59 |
Stop. |
| 01:08:05 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:08:20 |
Did we save the world, then? |
| 01:08:23 |
We did. |
| 01:08:25 |
And all that rubbish about me |
| 01:08:31 |
You knew this was gonna happen. |
| 01:08:38 |
Good one, mate. |
| 01:08:53 |
That's real sad, ain't it? |
| 01:08:57 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 01:08:58 |
We almost Lost everything. |
| 01:09:00 |
That was then. |
| 01:09:01 |
Now you're a bunch of wanna be cops |
| 01:09:05 |
Going to take you in. |
| 01:09:06 |
Two things: You ain't got the authority |
| 01:09:14 |
We're more than tough enough. |
| 01:09:16 |
Brought the cavalry? |
| 01:09:18 |
I brought the Marines. |
| 01:09:36 |
The president was displeased |
| 01:09:40 |
There are nuclear weapons in the shuttle. |
| 01:09:43 |
I brought enough for everybody. |
| 01:10:05 |
WILSON: There's no way to thank you. |
| 01:10:09 |
I've already ordered the national guard |
| 01:10:13 |
We're rounding up the bad guys |
| 01:10:19 |
I don't want you to go. |
| 01:10:21 |
I don't want to go either, |
| 01:10:25 |
You could. |
| 01:10:29 |
Excuse me, J'onn, |
| 01:10:33 |
-What? |
| 01:10:36 |
If you love her, stay. |
| 01:10:45 |
I've already Lost one home. |
| 01:10:47 |
I made a promise to protect my new one. |
| 01:10:52 |
Then this is how we say goodbye. |
| 01:11:02 |
Maybe there's another one like her |
| 01:11:05 |
With my luck, she'll be evil. |
| 01:11:28 |
Ah. It's good to be back home. |
| 01:11:31 |
-Ow! |
| 01:11:33 |
FLASH: |
| 01:11:35 |
Spolls of war. I like it. |
| 01:11:37 |
What do you need a plane for, anyway? |
| 01:11:40 |
You drive a car. |
| 01:11:42 |
That is so not the point. |
| 01:11:44 |
I owe you an apology about this mission. |
| 01:11:48 |
We were both right. |
| 01:11:50 |
Still, more help around here |
| 01:11:53 |
I'm glad you agree. |
| 01:11:55 |
I've been thinking |
