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00:00:24 /And it was announced today that another
00:00:28 /would be called to active duty
00:00:32 /President George Bush
00:00:35 /to stand united on the war in Iraq.
00:00:38 /And the Bush administration is facing
00:00:40 /on troop levels for the war in Iraq.
00:00:50 /No, you are not bothering us.
00:00:54 /- How is it going?
00:00:58 /Oh I do wish we were
00:01:08 /I saw on the news last night
00:01:10 /all the National Guard people over there.
00:01:13 /- Will Noah be extended?
00:01:15 /Oh, I can't believe it.
00:01:21 Well, we can't afford day care.
00:01:24 But if I don't go back to work
00:01:26 we're going to lose
00:01:29 All right you guys, cut it out now. Stop it.
00:01:31 /I would offer to come out there and help.
00:01:35 - No, I know.
00:01:39 /- Maybe your parents.
00:01:44 /- Well, what about Salman?
00:01:50 - What about him?
00:01:53 /and help you for a while. I'm sure the boys
00:01:56 I don't know. I mean, where is he now?
00:02:00 /He is in Nevada.
00:02:03 What is he doing?
00:02:05 Help! Help!
00:02:12 Is he working?
00:02:14 /No. He was fired again.
00:02:20 - Yeah. What was he fired for?
00:02:24 Okay. When you see the red light
00:02:28 You just slide everything through here.
00:02:31 And you have to pull it through
00:02:33 Jesus Christ, can I just get one color copy?
00:02:38 Here, I'll be right back.
00:03:16 - I didn't want this laminated.
00:03:19 This is my resume.
00:03:35 - I don't know.
00:03:38 /I have a number.
00:03:45 /Now, Les, I don't want you to worry.
00:03:50 /Noah will be home in one piece
00:03:54 /I'll call Salman and leave him a message.
00:03:56 /It will all work itself out.
00:04:03 /The Bush administration sends its top guns
00:04:06 /in an effort to reassure all Americans.
00:04:09 /A more emotional debate yesterday in the
00:04:13 /It ended, as expected,
00:04:15 /with passage of
00:04:18 /President Bush got a briefing
00:04:40 - Oh, hi.
00:04:42 - Come in.
00:04:47 - Hi.
00:04:52 - Don't you have luggage?
00:04:56 - I have this.
00:04:59 All my other stuff is in storage.
00:05:06 - Okay. Whatever.
00:05:08 - That is an interesting belt.
00:05:11 Yeah, I made it myself. At work.
00:05:14 You know, it is basically a cardboard belt.
00:05:16 But it is made with plastic.
00:05:22 - It is cool.
00:05:27 - So, that is one of them? That is Cameron?
00:05:31 Oh. Okay.
00:05:33 Hi, Cam. Hi, Lincoln. Hi. Hi, Lincoln.
00:05:37 Hi, Lincoln.
00:05:38 No!
00:05:40 Well, yeah. They are kind of shy.
00:05:43 Dinner!
00:05:46 /Many questions today for
00:05:50 Cameron, take a bite.
00:05:52 No, I don't want to. I won't eat anything!
00:06:01 This is good, water.
00:06:07 So I guess we haven't seen you
00:06:12 Oh. Yeah.
00:06:15 - Yeah.
00:06:18 - You ever talk to Noah about that?
00:06:21 I didn't want to. He was so mad.
00:06:26 The fire department and all.
00:06:32 Oh.
00:06:34 Yeah.
00:06:38 Oh, tomorrow? Okay. All right.
00:06:40 And I will be gone from 8:00 to 5:00.
00:06:45 And that is when the kids have dinner.
00:06:47 Right.
00:06:50 Making dinner for them. Okay.
00:06:53 - And breakfast, and lunch.
00:06:55 - No, of course, I'll do all three.
00:06:58 Yeah, I know. It is feeding them. I know.
00:07:01 I'll show you where everything is tonight.
00:07:08 - In bed?
00:07:11 No, mommy!
00:07:14 Sorry.
00:07:17 Yeah, so, this is the spare room.
00:07:27 I didn't bring a bed with me.
00:07:32 - This?
00:07:36 Is that the one with vomit in it?
00:07:39 I can't tell.
00:07:40 And there is a lantern up there.
00:07:44 - So, you should take that.
00:07:47 No, that is a camp stove.
00:07:50 I don't think I'll be cooking in there. Will I?
00:07:52 Whatever. It is up to you.
00:07:59 Good night. I love you.
00:08:05 I'm really tired right now.
00:08:09 Do you think you have it?
00:08:12 - I guess so.
00:08:15 Can I leave you a note? I'll leave you a note.
00:08:17 What do I do if something happens
00:08:21 I have a text message, pager thing.
00:08:26 Okay.
00:08:28 You know what? That thing is really
00:08:32 So don't page me. Do not page me.
00:08:35 - Okay.
00:08:38 when you are getting ready for bed.
00:08:40 - Okay.
00:08:44 - No.
00:08:48 But I can wait until morning, I guess.
00:08:52 That is great. Okay. Thanks. That is good.
00:08:54 - Good night.
00:09:47 - Mommy is leaving!
00:09:57 Hello?
00:09:59 Mommy! Mommy!
00:10:01 - Guys...
00:10:12 Mommy!
00:10:17 Mommy, mommy!
00:10:21 Mommy! Mommy!
00:10:26 Mommy!
00:11:17 No more cookies.
00:11:24 - Hi.
00:11:28 I'm babysitting.
00:11:43 So, they had cereal for dinner?
00:11:45 No, no, that was just a snack.
00:11:49 - What did they eat for lunch?
00:11:52 And breakfast?
00:11:58 What did you do all day?
00:12:00 Well, we played in their room
00:12:05 Lincoln, we have to put underpants on
00:12:08 I don't want to be hit on the shoulder.
00:12:11 And then I gave them a bath.
00:12:15 Hey kids. Just stay in the bath tub, all right?
00:12:21 Cameron? Lincoln?
00:12:23 Where are you?
00:12:27 Lincoln? Cameron? Lincoln! Wait a minute.
00:12:29 It is okay. You are okay. Come on.
00:12:30 Cameron? Where are you?
00:12:33 - You are okay. Where is Cameron?
00:12:37 You are not drowned. You are still talking.
00:12:39 No towels. All right, let me get you a towel.
00:12:46 Hey!
00:12:48 And then we went for a walk.
00:12:50 Cameron? Cameron, come here!
00:12:54 Cameron! Cameron, come here!
00:13:05 And maybe we could go over stuff,
00:13:10 Because the note you left was fine.
00:13:13 But I couldn't really find much food
00:13:16 Why didn't you just walk
00:13:19 Oh. Well I didn't know that I could.
00:13:25 I'm not against that.
00:13:28 - What is that?
00:13:31 - When did it come?
00:13:36 - This came today?
00:13:38 This is from Noah. It is a letter from Noah.
00:13:42 But you said not to page...
00:13:51 Yeah, no. Yeah, of course.
00:14:15 Come on, relax.
00:14:18 Let us go!
00:14:25 No, no!
00:15:01 I can't take you both in at once.
00:15:04 You are okay. It is okay. I will be right back.
00:15:06 Calm down, calm down.
00:15:08 Excuse me.
00:15:10 - What are you doing?
00:15:13 What? No, no, no.
00:15:17 All right, whatever.
00:15:19 You would be surprised how many people
00:15:23 And then it is, "Hello! AMBER alert".
00:15:27 Sir, we can't have you tying your child up
00:15:31 They are not his kids.
00:15:36 Please, just untie the child.
00:15:40 Or go over to the Shopway.
00:15:46 Hold this. Cameron! Come back here.
00:15:54 Cameron, Cameron? Cameron?
00:16:03 All right, that is enough. Now let us go.
00:16:05 Hey! Hey! What? Stop it. Stop it.
00:16:12 - I hate you!
00:16:15 Now let us go. Come on.
00:16:18 I am going to kill you.
00:16:34 - This is not working.
00:16:37 Mommy, mommy,
00:16:40 That is nice Cameron, but I'm talking
00:16:43 I love you, mommy.
00:16:45 I love you too.
00:16:56 You know, your son there
00:17:00 - Why would you say something like that?
00:17:03 He told me he was going to kill me.
00:17:06 incredibly cold look in his eyes.
00:17:08 Mommy, mommy, I drew you a princess.
00:17:11 This, I mean, this right now.
00:17:13 This is just a spin. This is just a front.
00:17:15 I mean, you don't have any idea what
00:17:17 You know? I mean, he may very well be like
00:17:21 - It is possible.
00:17:24 Okay. That is enough.
00:17:26 Okay, Cameron, dinner is going to be ready
00:17:35 I think you should go back to Nevada.
00:17:40 - I can't.
00:17:43 I don't have any money.
00:17:49 You are thirty-two years old
00:17:53 No.
00:17:56 Even if I did, it is not like I can just get
00:18:00 I don't have any money.
00:18:03 - So you don't have a credit card?
00:18:08 But it's totally...
00:18:14 Yeah.
00:19:22 - Hi, mommy.
00:19:27 - What are you...
00:19:33 - Okay. We were just about to...
00:19:41 Really?
00:19:44 /- Is it a full time job?
00:19:46 /It is with maintenance or something
00:19:49 /I just heard they were hiring
00:19:52 /- Does maintenance mean like trash pickup?
00:19:54 /Well, what are we going to do
00:19:56 /If it is not full time, the boys could be
00:19:59 /- You can help me pay for that now.
00:20:03 /Salman, look just go down there and
00:20:07 /- Okay.
00:20:09 /Thank you.
00:20:10 He likes me.
00:20:12 I don't know why I should be in trouble
00:20:16 So I told her right to her face,
00:20:18 I have been working for seven years.
00:20:21 And I don't. And she knows that.
00:20:24 And he smiled, he looked at me and I just...
00:20:28 So I don't care. I didn't say anything.
00:20:32 That is just the kind of person I am.
00:20:33 Is it my fault the other company's CEO
00:20:36 Or if he thinks I'm cute or smart?
00:20:39 No, it is not. She can't even do her own
00:20:42 She can't even print her handouts
00:20:45 But you know, because she is the manager,
00:20:49 You know, during the meeting he said,
00:20:52 Because it is the same aqua color
00:20:55 And I didn't say anything.
00:20:57 You know, do I say anything?
00:20:59 I just do my work and keep my mouth shut.
00:21:16 - I have a job interview here.
00:21:20 Nobody is getting hired here.
00:21:23 I think so.
00:21:27 Yeah, well the whole building is Blunexion.
00:21:31 - What do you mean, what is left?
00:21:34 before they could get everybody moved in,
00:21:36 And who is working there now?
00:21:39 For one little Internet web site.
00:21:44 Shit.
00:21:47 - Are you Trout?
00:21:49 Trout, the brother of the receptionist, Leslie.
00:21:53 Oh, yeah, brother-in-law.
00:21:57 - Salmon?
00:22:01 You mean, "Salman Rushdie"?
00:22:04 Jesus. Whatever. Just come with me.
00:22:18 Get the door.
00:22:22 Come on. Keep up.
00:22:27 Take a seat.
00:22:31 All right. I am going to be as honest
00:22:37 I cannot get you into the 401 K.
00:22:42 Oh, okay.
00:22:43 They are just barely
00:22:46 I can't even get a haircut because of
00:22:49 I thought this was a maintenance position.
00:22:51 Look this is the last favor
00:22:54 Now if Lyle wants to come down here
00:22:58 I am legally required to post this job
00:23:02 And accept resumes from minorities
00:23:06 Now, I will hire you.
00:23:10 That's it. You got it?
00:23:15 What the hell you doing, Kathleen?
00:23:19 If you must know, Ken told me to
00:23:23 - How much they paying you, dude?
00:23:26 I'm just trying to bring some revenue
00:23:29 with the projections
00:23:33 You know what, Kathleen?
00:23:37 You get off my back!
00:23:38 So help me God,
00:23:40 - Just get out of here!
00:23:44 - Okay.
00:23:46 Good one, Kathleen.
00:23:56 All right. Fuck!
00:24:00 Are you ready to get started?
00:24:03 But what is the job?
00:24:06 All you have to do
00:24:11 It is eight... It is six dollars an hour.
00:24:14 And if you get someone to lease
00:24:18 I'll give you a hundred dollar bonus.
00:24:21 Okay. Now, get up and come here.
00:24:24 I have to work every other day.
00:24:27 - Is that all right?
00:24:29 We just need to establish a street presence
00:24:32 - Do you suffocate?
00:24:34 In small spaces. Do you asphyxiate?
00:24:37 Are you...
00:24:42 - No.
00:24:46 The head is really heavy
00:24:48 - Wait. I'm going to wear this?
00:24:51 Look, we had a shitload of luck with this
00:24:55 It is not like you have to dance around.
00:24:59 Now get your foot in there, okay? Come on.
00:25:02 - I have to get my other shoe off.
00:25:05 - Okay, other foot. That is it.
00:25:09 Oh this thing is going to be hot.
00:25:23 Come on!
00:25:41 Let us go, Kabluey!
00:25:45 Come on, you can do it.
00:25:49 Listen to me clap. Hear that?
00:25:54 Let us go. One, two, three, four. Hey.
00:26:00 - Where are we going?
00:26:02 You have to be out
00:26:05 - Okay.
00:26:07 have to put you in the front of the car.
00:26:12 - Is that your dog?
00:26:14 We will get to know each other on the drive.
00:26:17 - Okay. You okay?
00:26:19 All right, here we go.
00:26:22 Don't give any flyers to assholes
00:26:25 I don't want to be up all fricking night
00:26:29 Okay, here we go.
00:26:52 This is good. This is fine.
00:27:00 - Okay, got the door.
00:27:02 I have you, come on. It is real simple.
00:27:08 Here we go. Here we go.
00:27:13 - we will move you further out tomorrow.
00:27:16 Okay. Wait, you don't want to forget these.
00:27:19 if you don't have these. Here you go.
00:27:22 - Okay, but...
00:27:27 - Here, just hang on to them.
00:27:29 Oh, for Christ sake!
00:27:32 There you go. There you go.
00:27:36 Okay. Now if you need me...
00:27:40 - Well, if you need me, just call me.
00:27:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:51 - You need a ride back at the end of the day?
00:27:54 All right, I'll come back and get you. Jesus.
00:28:30 Bastards!
00:28:32 You Blunexion assholes!
00:28:35 You steal my practice! You ruined my life!
00:28:40 How could you do this to me?
00:28:44 Asshole!
00:29:08 Flyer. Flyer.
00:29:27 Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:29:31 Help!
00:29:41 What the hell is that?
00:29:45 What is that?
00:29:55 - What is up buddy, what are you doing?
00:29:58 Are you guys interested in
00:30:00 You are renting parts of this field
00:30:03 Oh, no. No, no, it is...
00:30:06 It is a building down the road. I mean,
00:30:10 God damn, this is trippy.
00:30:13 It is back over there,
00:30:16 Hey, you hot in there, man?
00:30:19 - Yes.
00:30:21 Oh sure. That would be great. Thanks.
00:30:23 Jay, give me one of those brews.
00:30:28 - Dude.
00:30:31 Here, hold out your hands.
00:30:33 Here, hold on. There you go.
00:30:36 - Can you feel that?
00:30:38 - Good luck, man.
00:30:40 - Good luck, bro.
00:30:46 Bye. Thanks for the beer.
00:33:36 So, how was it?
00:33:39 What are they having you do?
00:34:40 Hey!
00:34:43 What the hell are you doing?
00:34:46 - How do you know it was him?
00:34:48 Who else would it be?
00:34:54 Oh, and you should have seen today.
00:34:58 But he can't make a move, because
00:35:01 And everybody would know.
00:35:04 So I just went up to him,
00:35:08 Just like that. Totally casual.
00:35:12 Oh, he will call. He will. I know he will.
00:35:17 He is such a catch.
00:35:35 So, it's like you live nearby.
00:35:36 And you could, like, get in your car
00:35:39 And you have some office space.
00:35:47 Office space for rent.
00:35:58 Are you alive?
00:36:27 What do we do?
00:36:46 You are going to be okay.
00:36:47 We can't call your mom. No, you are okay.
00:37:25 You know, it is not like he can ask me out
00:37:29 Which he does. Trust me.
00:37:32 Kind of greenish, are you okay?
00:37:42 Listen, can I ask you a question?
00:37:45 Are you a clown?
00:37:49 What? What do you mean? No.
00:37:53 But do you do children's parties?
00:37:58 I don't know.
00:38:00 Well, as you can see,
00:38:08 They will only let me drive them home
00:38:20 Anyway, we are having a party
00:38:25 So, I was wondering if you are available?
00:38:30 - Yeah. But I don't...
00:38:32 - Oh, I mean...
00:38:34 It's not that I... No, you don't have to.
00:38:36 $100. Final offer, okay?
00:38:42 You know what, let me get you my card.
00:38:55 Actually can you put it in my hand?
00:38:59 Oh, really? Okay.
00:39:10 - Thanks.
00:39:15 - In fact call me, either way, will you?
00:39:21 - Hey, sorry do you know what time it is?
00:39:26 Really? Because my ride
00:39:28 - Talk to you soon.
00:40:15 Hello? Hello!
00:40:19 Hello?
00:40:27 Great.
00:40:31 Hello?
00:42:37 - What was that?
00:42:48 Hello?
00:43:13 /Coalition forces there
00:43:16 /We are going now to APN's Leslie Newton
00:43:19 /who has covered this story in Baghdad.
00:43:20 /And Leslie, could you describe
00:43:24 /for these two men
00:43:27 /About eight thousand American forces,
00:43:32 /are involved in this huge effort
00:43:36 /to try and find the men from there, about
00:43:42 I am going to kill you.
00:43:52 /And now, Leslie, we are told
00:43:56 /Which leaves us with many questions.
00:43:58 /Some of which you may be
00:44:00 /And some of which you may not.
00:44:03 /How were they treated? Were they tortured?
00:44:06 /What condition were they in
00:44:08 /Where are the bodies now? And have
00:44:20 - I want ice cream!
00:44:25 No I haven't!
00:44:34 Whoa.
00:44:45 Would you like to try
00:44:51 Would you like to try
00:44:54 Yeah!
00:44:58 Listen, will you run in there and get some
00:45:04 Okay. What are you guys going to do?
00:45:07 - We are going to get our faces painted.
00:45:12 - Yeah.
00:45:15 and meet you back right there
00:45:18 I'll be right back.
00:45:24 All right, come on you guys, let us go.
00:45:27 All right, don't step in it.
00:45:30 Sandwich... Sandwich... Sandwich bags.
00:45:34 Oh, excuse me. Could you reach
00:45:42 Yes. Here you go.
00:45:48 Thank you very much.
00:46:01 Hi.
00:46:08 That will be $8.09.
00:46:13 I don't have any money with me.
00:46:15 Can I just run outside,
00:46:19 You want to just take it?
00:46:21 What? No.
00:46:22 It is okay, our inventory system
00:46:27 - No.
00:46:32 Not that bruised. Pretty tasty.
00:46:35 No. I'll just... My sister-in-law...
00:46:39 And where do you think you are going?
00:46:44 Oh, you think that is funny?
00:46:46 Okay then, why don't you take second shift
00:46:49 What? Oh, come on Frank. No!
00:46:53 Hey, I need some money for the stuff.
00:46:57 It is in my purse, behind me.
00:47:01 Wait.
00:47:14 Here.
00:47:16 Okay. Thanks. I'll be right back.
00:47:42 God damn. Well, what in the hell
00:47:49 - Hey, Kathleen?
00:47:51 Oh, it is you. What do you want?
00:47:54 Are you working today?
00:47:58 I'll tell you what, just go out anyway.
00:48:01 Do you know anything about electricity?
00:48:03 Actually, I'm not working today.
00:48:04 I just wanted to know
00:48:07 Borrow the what?
00:48:12 Sorry!
00:48:15 Jesus Christ, relax, bitch.
00:48:17 Now what did you say?
00:48:19 The suit. I want to borrow it, briefly.
00:48:24 - For what?
00:48:26 And this woman will pay me to be there
00:48:29 You are not going to get jizz on it, are you?
00:48:31 What? Oh, no.
00:48:33 Is this one of those plushy things?
00:48:36 I mean, unless you want to pay
00:48:39 No, it is just a kid's birthday party.
00:48:43 I could use the money. And I just thought
00:48:50 - Just bring it back in one piece.
00:48:54 - And clean... Bring it back clean.
00:48:58 Clean.
00:49:02 Shit.
00:49:14 Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize
00:49:19 Oh. Hello.
00:49:23 - Are you working here?
00:49:28 - What are you doing?
00:49:32 Just like John Wayne Gacy.
00:49:34 No, I'm just getting paid
00:49:38 Look, can you do my zipper
00:49:42 I can't get in and out of this thing by myself.
00:49:49 All right everybody, I have a big surprise.
00:49:52 Are you ready? Ready? Here we go.
00:50:09 Yay!
00:50:11 Come on, let us take this outside.
00:51:52 And my dad, he is on a boat
00:51:55 And there are tanks.
00:51:57 He can do stuff,
00:52:05 Hey! A pony!
00:52:26 I heard about the accident.
00:52:28 No, I didn't invite them.
00:52:30 Apparently, the neighbors
00:52:32 No, it is a lovely party, really.
00:52:34 I just have to get ahold of my locations.
00:52:38 Great work.
00:52:41 Here, have a piece of cake.
00:52:46 Boo-freaking-hoo, I feel so sorry for you
00:52:50 and your company went under.
00:52:51 I mean, I'm just not that sympathetic to him.
00:52:54 I'm good. I'm better. I have been running.
00:52:59 Like twenty five miles a day.
00:53:02 Believe me, I heard it firsthand.
00:53:04 Well, you know, I know it for a fact.
00:53:06 He has been gone forever,
00:53:09 That poor guy.
00:53:12 Well, it was supposed to be
00:53:15 But you know,
00:53:17 I saw that graph in "USA Today".
00:53:19 - Oh yeah.
00:53:21 Do you think he has any idea?
00:53:25 Tell me, tell me...
00:53:28 What I heard was that they have probably
00:53:33 Even before he left.
00:53:34 Liz says she is going to leave him for Brad,
00:53:39 If she was smart she would leave him
00:53:42 - Iraq.
00:53:43 - And they have two kids, right?
00:53:45 - Oh, Rita! Hi! How are you?
00:53:48 She just turned to him and said,
00:53:51 I just don't enjoy myself anymore,
00:53:54 I can't even answer the phone.
00:53:59 - I need a drink.
00:54:05 What do I do?
00:54:42 Nice seeing you guys. Bye-bye, buddy.
00:54:49 - I wonder where their mother is?
00:54:54 Are you going to drive them home?
00:54:57 Please. I'm sure John will, eventually.
00:55:00 You think I can call them a cab?
00:55:02 - Is that inappropriate?
00:55:07 - You are so bad.
00:55:11 I mean seriously. Don't they have a nanny
00:55:15 Oh yeah, but have you seen him?
00:55:19 I can't handle it.
00:55:21 You have to hire good help.
00:55:23 - It is all about good help.
00:55:33 Damn it.
00:56:31 - Hi.
00:56:35 Come in.
00:56:49 You were inside there?
00:56:52 Yes.
00:56:55 That thing was you?
00:57:03 - Okay now, are you guys ready to go home?
00:57:10 Oh, hi. I'm here to pick up
00:57:14 - And you are?
00:57:17 Right. Well, I don't know where they are.
00:57:20 - Oh, here they are now.
00:57:22 - Coincidence.
00:57:25 - So I just stuffed it under the seat.
00:57:28 Okay. So, thanks. That is all. Thank you.
00:57:31 Oh. And also, Barbara,
00:57:34 She thinks that you have gained
00:57:37 But I think that, that is just because
00:57:40 Who says that Jane is sleeping
00:57:43 And you don't know about it. Okay, thanks.
00:57:46 What?
00:57:57 - Hi, Leslie.
00:57:59 Oh... Oh, the party is over.
00:58:02 I know, I'm sorry. How are you? Hi.
00:58:08 - Hi, Leslie. How are you?
00:58:13 So, I just came to get the kids.
00:58:16 Oh, no, no. They are gone.
00:58:18 - That Salamander...
00:58:20 Whatever his name is.
00:58:23 I thought you knew.
00:58:24 I thought you knew.
00:58:25 No, I did. I did. I just wasn't sure.
00:58:27 All right. Well do you want to stay
00:58:33 I have to get going.
00:58:35 But thanks anyway.
00:58:37 - Say hi to Harold for me, Beth, okay?
00:58:39 - Bye, Betty. Thanks a lot.
00:58:41 - Okay. Bye.
00:58:46 Okay. The fire engine light is on.
00:58:49 And let us see,
00:58:52 The teeth are mostly brushed.
00:58:54 And your story book is right here.
00:58:56 I'm not going to read it.
00:58:58 I think that is it. So we are ready for bed.
00:59:08 What are you doing? What is going on?
00:59:12 - We have a question.
00:59:17 Can you fly?
00:59:22 No.
00:59:23 Well, can you shoot lasers out of your eyes?
00:59:25 What? No.
00:59:26 Melt him. Melt him with your eyes.
00:59:29 Hey, hey. Hey. No.
00:59:32 I'm not a bad guy.
00:59:36 I'm for good. I'm a good guy.
00:59:40 You are here to protect us?
00:59:45 Yes.
00:59:46 And mom?
00:59:49 Yes. For now.
00:59:57 Here, read us our story.
01:00:05 Okay.
01:00:13 - No, you.
01:00:15 Hello? Salman? Hello?
01:00:21 Oh, there they are. Okay.
01:00:22 - Peppie tonight?
01:00:28 I got to the party a little late
01:00:30 And they were gone.
01:00:32 - No, I got them.
01:00:35 - Yeah.
01:00:39 - Okay, here you go.
01:00:41 I'm going to go to bed.
01:00:42 Do you have their book? The story book?
01:00:45 Yeah. We did that.
01:00:48 Okay, okay. Good night. Good night.
01:00:51 - You.
01:00:54 And this goes right here.
01:00:57 Okay. Now, which night light?
01:01:02 Anubis, Egyptian jackal god,
01:01:06 - Melted football shape.
01:01:19 Yeah so, they are asleep now.
01:01:23 And you know I have Wednesday off.
01:01:26 I could take them to the zoo. On Wednesday.
01:01:29 I think they would like that.
01:01:33 When are you leaving?
01:01:37 What do you mean?
01:01:39 Well, you must have enough money
01:01:44 But Noah doesn't get home
01:01:46 And?
01:01:50 Well, I thought you said
01:01:54 I think I can probably manage it now.
01:02:09 Well, I don't mind staying.
01:02:11 It is up to you, I guess.
01:02:46 Her? That whore can piss off!
01:02:51 Feeding me all that bullshit every day.
01:02:53 Oh yeah, she is going to sleep with him.
01:02:57 And who is going to have to
01:02:59 That bitch. I'm really tired of her
01:03:05 Why would I care? I don't know her.
01:03:08 She just yaps all the time
01:03:13 And about how great this guy is.
01:03:15 Anyway, what is going on with you?
01:03:19 Did you get that thing burnt off your head?
01:04:24 Oh, wow. What is this?
01:04:28 Hey.
01:04:30 Hi. Are you selling fireworks or something?
01:04:35 - Berries?
01:04:39 We are renting out office space.
01:04:46 Oh. I see.
01:04:54 - Come on. Let us go.
01:05:01 Yeah. A shit-load of good he does us.
01:05:05 Well, very nice to meet you.
01:05:07 What the hell is that?
01:05:10 Jesus, those flyers don't grow on trees.
01:05:16 So anyway, have a nice day.
01:07:12 Hey!
01:07:25 Hey, what is going on?
01:07:34 I will be right back.
01:07:54 Hi.
01:07:57 I'm ready.
01:08:13 Say cheese, assholes!
01:08:18 Come here, you!
01:08:24 Stop it!
01:08:27 Stop it!
01:08:33 Ha! I didn't feel that at all!
01:08:47 Stop it!
01:08:52 Whoa! You! You get away from her!
01:09:10 You paged me?
01:09:13 Leslie, call the police.
01:09:17 By cheese! And that blue thing
01:09:29 Look at these Polaroids.
01:09:31 He is sleeping with her.
01:09:32 They were about... Look at this photo.
01:09:35 Right before we got here.
01:09:37 He is having an affair with both of you.
01:09:39 He is a bad guy.
01:09:42 What are you doing?
01:09:50 He is sleeping with her too.
01:09:52 He is sleeping with both of you.
01:09:54 You can't leave Noah.
01:09:58 You stay the hell away from her!
01:10:13 What is going on here?
01:10:58 No.
01:12:53 - I love your brother.
01:12:56 - I wasn't in love with...
01:13:00 - Okay. I wasn't going to leave Noah.
01:13:10 I wasn't expecting this.
01:13:13 That Noah would just go away.
01:13:17 Abstractly, I knew it could happen.
01:13:21 That I would be this war bride.
01:13:25 I mean, and then he was just gone.
01:13:35 And Brad... And I just...
01:13:40 A year and a half is a really long time.
01:13:50 - Mommy.
01:13:52 - The lizard is gone.
01:14:04 I love your brother. I do. I do.
01:14:09 - Yeah, I know.
01:14:12 I believe you.
01:14:20 Cameron, what did we say
01:14:25 - It is my fault. I gave it to him.
01:14:29 - Do you want me take it away?
01:14:33 - Okay. Sorry.
01:15:46 Is that too tight? Okay.
01:15:52 Okay. Go get your coats on.
01:15:56 Hey, guys cut it out!
01:15:58 Cameron, help your brother up
01:16:05 And?
01:16:07 Sorry, friends forever.
01:16:13 Let go. Stop hugging me.
01:16:54 I thought we were going to pick him up?
01:17:03 It is okay.
01:17:52 Okay, go on. It is okay. That is your dad.
01:17:56 It is okay. Go on.