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00:01:30 We are identical twins...
00:01:36 but we are poles apart.
00:01:43 He lags behind
00:01:49 He stammers and...
00:01:57 On his death bed, my father said...
00:02:02 life is a bitch!
00:02:05 And the only way to deal with life,
00:02:10 (Scoundrels)
00:02:20 The path we choose doesn't
00:02:26 what screws us is...
00:02:43 There are two ways to
00:02:45 A shortcut...
00:03:01 Get him!
00:03:04 I took the shortcut...
00:03:11 Big time!
00:03:20 Blue thunder.
00:03:53 My dreams...
00:03:55 My sweet little dreams.
00:04:35 My life...
00:04:38 My booking window.
00:04:43 In reality...
00:04:49 Our gang fixes derbies.
00:04:55 Come on! Come on!
00:05:03 People bet money on the
00:05:06 ...but we bet on losing.
00:05:09 Blue thunder was
00:05:11 This race was fixed.
00:05:14 I had bet my life time earning,
00:05:16 ...on that horse.
00:05:23 But the jockey double crossed us.
00:05:27 I had to pay a heavy
00:05:33 Our booking company lots
00:05:37 The company is run by
00:05:40 This is Mujeeb and that's Shumon.
00:06:07 Mikhail, the third Bengali brother.
00:06:09 - How're you?
00:06:14 My buddy, dearer
00:06:18 A kid at heart but...
00:06:20 a maniac in the head.
00:06:25 Indian National Small Arms System.
00:06:28 In short INSAS.
00:06:30 The heroine of the Kargil war...
00:06:32 purely homebred.
00:06:34 A distant cousin of the AK47.
00:06:36 Weight: 6.37 kgs.
00:06:39 Range: 700 meters.
00:06:41 Feed: 30 round
00:06:45 How many can it kill in one round?
00:06:48 Sir, you'll lose count, but
00:06:53 - Some people change with time...
00:06:55 and how the times change for some.
00:07:02 Arsehole...
00:07:04 money can be quite the devil.
00:07:12 You had to pull the reins here.
00:07:18 Double cross Burgess!
00:07:23 Double cross!
00:07:25 - Shumon! - Yes...
00:07:28 The viewfinder is screwed.
00:07:32 Bro says the viewfinder is off mark.
00:07:34 Not possible, sir.
00:07:35 Big brother never lies!
00:07:43 Please don't do this.
00:07:45 Do what?
00:07:49 You screw us all over...
00:07:52 that's cool, huh?
00:07:55 The sky disappeared and...
00:07:57 my balls vanished from my boxers!
00:08:01 - You know how much we lost?
00:08:06 Charlie, they will kill me.
00:08:08 And we will worship you!
00:08:11 Stop crying, you rascal!
00:08:14 Brother says if he
00:08:16 the bullet will hit
00:08:20 - Not the clock... the lamp.
00:08:24 The lamp!
00:08:28 - Please forgive me!
00:08:31 I'm the one who is screwed here.
00:08:34 Royally screwed!
00:08:36 If I start crying,
00:08:40 I want his name!!
00:08:49 Francis!
00:08:55 Franfif?
00:09:07 You're growing senile day by day.
00:09:10 You've absolutely lost it!
00:09:14 What if I were shot?
00:09:15 My cute little darling...
00:09:19 Stop flashing your pearlies!
00:09:20 He almost crapped in his pants!
00:09:22 Even you would've crapped!
00:09:25 Such a coward!
00:09:27 You really thought
00:09:30 You are shit scared!
00:09:33 What did you say?
00:09:35 Growing senile day by day?
00:09:38 You're absolutely right!
00:09:45 All three are nuts!
00:09:47 Every brother
00:09:50 Just like mine!
00:09:52 Here comes the Love Bee
00:10:08 Whiplash him, Fatak!!
00:10:16 Here comes the Love Bee
00:10:23 Whiplash him, Fatak!!
00:10:26 Here he comes... humming
00:10:33 Whiplash him, Fatak!!
00:10:36 Here comes the Love Bee...
00:10:38 Here he comes... humming
00:10:40 Bumbling through the lanes
00:10:43 Hasn't found anyone
00:10:49 Whiplash him, Fatak!!
00:10:53 He deals off his friends
00:10:55 Look at the dandy,
00:10:59 He deals off his friends
00:11:01 Look at the dandy,
00:11:04 Full of swagger and all
00:11:08 Whiplash him, Fatak!!
00:11:13 Hurl him on the ground
00:11:15 Dare you count on him as a friend
00:11:18 The rogue aimlessly
00:11:23 Dare you count on him as a friend
00:11:27 The rogue aimlessly
00:11:30 This leech will always feed on you
00:11:34 He may go but will return soon
00:11:41 In every defiled droplet of blood
00:11:43 To nibble your life away
00:11:46 Look, look he returns
00:11:48 He returns this
00:11:53 Whiplash him, Fatak!!
00:11:57 Here comes the Love Bee...
00:11:59 Here he comes... humming
00:12:01 Here comes the Love Bee...
00:12:03 Here he comes... humming
00:12:05 Here comes the Love Bee...
00:12:07 Here he comes... humming
00:12:09 Bumbling through the lanes
00:12:11 Hasn't found anyone
00:12:13 Here comes the Love Bee...
00:12:16 Here he comes... humming
00:12:22 This love is not easy
00:12:28 The fear of AIDS hovers around
00:12:34 Wear your oars
00:12:40 This river is made of fire
00:12:49 Be careful, lest your boat capsizes
00:12:52 Be careful, lest the Love Bee stings
00:12:54 Be careful, lest your boat capsizes
00:12:56 Be careful, lest the Love Bee stings
00:12:59 Jeetu, where's Guddu?
00:13:03 Where's Guddu?
00:13:05 Guddu!
00:13:06 We need to talk...
00:13:09 Listen!
00:13:10 Guddu listen to me...
00:13:12 The boat capsized...
00:13:17 Capsized!
00:13:29 - Let's do another test?
00:13:34 This was the third.
00:13:43 When did you go for the other two?
00:13:48 Why didn't you tell me?
00:13:50 - I didn't want to
00:14:04 Now where's your s... s...
00:14:09 Sincerity?
00:14:16 Safety?
00:14:18 - What is it? - Science!
00:14:21 Home science? Huh?
00:14:30 It was right here...
00:14:32 Kama Sutra condoms, a full packet.
00:14:34 Forget about it.
00:14:38 I'm a topper in home science.
00:14:41 - Home science?
00:14:44 What do you mean?
00:14:52 I mean...
00:14:54 there's no danger today.
00:14:59 I don't like anything between us.
00:15:09 Nothing!
00:15:11 Glad the damn thing is lost.
00:15:21 Let me take one last look...
00:15:23 - it's got to be here.
00:15:26 - Let it be!
00:15:34 Do you know the distance
00:15:42 You're in New... New...
00:15:44 New Jersey?
00:15:46 - New... - New Zealand?
00:15:49 New Delhi?
00:15:50 New... New...
00:15:53 New Bombay.
00:15:58 Not Bombay... Mumbai.
00:16:04 You love Mumbai?
00:16:45 - Yes, doctor. I'll call you later.
00:16:52 He says it will be done in a day.
00:17:01 I can be back in four hours...
00:17:04 same day.
00:17:11 Fix an appointment for tomorrow?
00:17:16 - Please say something.
00:17:19 I won't be part of this murder.
00:17:23 What do you mean?
00:17:28 Oh my!
00:17:32 Got it!
00:17:35 My single piece.
00:17:41 We'll sail through!
00:17:45 I'm ready to be a mother...
00:17:47 But I'm not ready to
00:17:53 Please understand, my dear!
00:17:56 We don't have enough
00:18:00 How do we support a child?
00:18:03 Things will fall into place.
00:18:06 This is our destiny.
00:18:09 Our destiny is screwed. Big time!
00:18:14 I can't get married right now.
00:18:20 Why not?
00:18:26 All yours.
00:18:29 My life... my plan... my future...
00:18:40 Marriage in 2014...
00:18:43 and honeymoon in 2009!
00:18:46 Bravo Mr Sharma. Bravo!
00:18:49 You wanted it!
00:18:53 And you didn't?
00:18:57 No!
00:19:04 So I must have raped you then!?
00:19:22 And all those promises...
00:19:24 was it the booze?
00:19:26 "Baby! It feels as though
00:19:33 Please, listen...
00:19:36 I'll take up a job.
00:19:43 But I still can't
00:19:48 "I mean... I
00:19:51 You don't want an
00:19:55 What do you want?
00:20:00 I just want to die.
00:20:03 Fine! Go die!
00:20:09 Please Guddu... please...
00:20:13 I can't see you die.
00:20:16 - I am not committing suicide.
00:20:18 I know but if we
00:20:22 you'll be killed for sure.
00:20:25 - Listen... my full name is...
00:20:29 - Sweety Shekhar Bhope.
00:20:33 I'm Sunil "Chopper" Bhope's sister.
00:20:43 Guddu...
00:20:51 Bho... Bho...
00:20:56 pe!
00:21:12 Hail Maharashtra!
00:21:15 - We sent someone to check.
00:21:17 She hasn't been to
00:21:19 Uncle...
00:21:21 - Been bunking!
00:21:23 - Who's the boy?
00:21:27 - Some "Guddu".
00:21:30 - Address? - Navi Mumbai
00:21:34 - Uncle, I want a chocolate...
00:21:37 Miser!
00:21:41 - Get the cars out! - Chief,
00:21:43 We've got that
00:21:49 It's taken us 15
00:21:53 Today is your interview.
00:21:58 Just relax and...
00:22:03 let me handle this.
00:22:05 Trust me on this one.
00:22:10 Look at that...
00:22:13 your blood sugar level
00:22:17 We'll slice the boy and
00:22:21 - Hail Maharashtra!
00:22:35 It's not my fault
00:22:54 The fault is that you lied to me.
00:23:00 Why?
00:23:10 Don't you trust me?
00:23:20 Have some water.
00:23:22 Add some poison as well.
00:23:28 Then you will die.
00:23:30 At least I'll be out of your way.
00:23:35 That's the point!
00:23:41 I'm as good as dead without you!
00:23:48 Then we will float
00:23:51 And your brother can't stop
00:23:59 There's a slight problem though.
00:24:01 Can ghosts have kids?
00:24:05 Idiot!
00:24:18 So... when do we take the plunge?
00:24:23 Today...
00:24:27 now...
00:24:32 Hello... hello...
00:24:37 Can you hear me?
00:24:40 Yes, go ahead.
00:24:43 Yes, it's fixed.
00:24:48 Eight o'clock? Hold on...
00:24:51 Is eight o'clock fine?
00:24:53 - For what? - Our wedding...
00:24:56 - Eii... eight... - Yeah...
00:24:58 Today?
00:25:01 Nope... in 2014!
00:25:05 Yes... eight o'clock sounds good.
00:25:10 When days are dogs...
00:25:15 Once there was some
00:25:19 but not anymore!
00:25:20 And now, my mind is
00:25:26 Franfif!
00:25:31 - I found Franfif...
00:25:35 Awesome!
00:25:37 He is staying right here.
00:25:40 Room 716.
00:25:44 - He fixing a race right now!
00:25:47 Alright, I'll inform
00:25:51 And when I say leave,
00:26:01 - Let's go.
00:26:03 - Come on...
00:26:06 - We leave this way.
00:26:13 But destiny lies that way.
00:26:46 Mr Narang?
00:27:20 Hey... hi...
00:27:24 You know actually, we've
00:27:27 Do you have a master key on you?
00:27:33 Sir...
00:27:37 Please don't kill me.
00:27:41 I love my wife, Lobo Sir...
00:27:45 Lele Sir... please don't kill me.
00:27:48 - From today I'm Tashi's pet...
00:28:10 - Where are you?
00:28:15 Got the guitar?
00:28:27 Come over to the
00:28:31 Cool!
00:28:33 Afghanibhai, is Tashi around?
00:28:37 - Why?
00:28:38 The airline guys are
00:28:42 Hold on...
00:28:44 Tashi...
00:28:47 - the flight purser at the
00:28:53 Go on...
00:29:18 Tashi, he wants to say that...
00:29:21 he is now your pet dog.
00:29:24 But I like bitches!
00:29:28 I have far too many dogs.
00:29:30 Shoo away... shoo...
00:29:34 What the hell!!
00:29:39 - Where are the Africans?
00:29:44 Call them.
00:29:47 Tell them the guitar
00:29:51 Tell them to get
00:30:02 They will pick you up for
00:30:06 The Bengalis are sniffing
00:30:16 Anything you need, will
00:30:20 Don't move out!
00:30:23 But I'll need a wakeup call.
00:30:28 I'll be fast sleep,
00:30:55 How the times have changed...
00:31:27 - You got your gun on you? - Yes.
00:31:33 Go back and give it to him.
00:31:40 Why take a chance?
00:31:42 - Meet me in the parking lot.
00:31:49 I want my money back. One lakh.
00:31:53 - He only has pennies.
00:31:58 Look for his ATM card.
00:32:02 You want to become a bookie,
00:32:07 - I'll get it done in a jiffy.
00:32:12 Let's just give the gun and leave.
00:32:29 Packing the whole hotel in or what?
00:32:43 Help! Room Service!
00:33:45 This way!
00:34:01 Come along!
00:34:02 Shut it!
00:34:15 What was that?
00:34:33 Stop the car!
00:34:47 They're getting away!
00:34:48 Stop them!
00:34:59 Damn! Cops! We are screwed!
00:35:02 Don't freak out!
00:35:03 Steve... pass my shades! My shades!
00:35:09 We'll make it, don't worry.
00:35:17 That was close.
00:35:20 - You knew that guy? - Nope!
00:35:23 Then why did you salute him?
00:35:26 Because he saluted me!
00:35:28 Why would a cop salute you?
00:35:51 What!?
00:35:53 Hey junkies... What the hell?
00:36:04 Sir, seems like it was a major deal.
00:36:07 And it went wrong!
00:36:09 On the floor where we
00:36:12 the security cameras were damaged
00:36:16 What are you doing?
00:36:23 - Did you have prior information?
00:36:27 We were expecting someone but...
00:36:31 did you check the
00:36:33 - No, it's being done.
00:36:52 You want to talk?
00:36:56 Okay... move it!
00:36:59 - Where the hell are you?
00:37:04 There's a problem.
00:37:06 but got stuck in a
00:37:10 - You are still in Panvel?
00:37:13 and the DCP is here as well.
00:37:15 It's difficult to leave.
00:37:18 Like I care!
00:37:21 We fixed the
00:37:24 - I get it but...
00:37:26 please try and understand.
00:37:28 Try telling this to Tashi.
00:37:33 Look, security is tight
00:37:37 What's more important?
00:37:38 Guitar's safety
00:37:40 Fine! Commit a final time!
00:37:44 Problem, safety and all that.
00:37:48 - Eight... - Eight o'clock.
00:37:50 Tomorrow morning?
00:37:52 Why don't you come over here...
00:37:56 and collect it yourself.
00:38:06 OK! But eight means eight, clear?
00:38:11 Loud and clear!
00:38:13 By the way...
00:38:15 - the guitar is safe?
00:38:18 - See you tomorrow. - Tune?
00:39:40 - Where is Sweety?
00:39:45 Tell me or I'll break your head!
00:39:54 He is Charlie's brother.
00:39:57 Charlie who?
00:40:00 That gambler from the train yard!
00:40:10 - Chief, there is
00:40:14 He seems to be a nice guy.
00:40:17 - Works for an NGO besides...
00:40:18 Bad! Give me the bad!
00:40:21 They genuinely love each other!
00:40:25 They're getting married.
00:40:27 - I could stop it if you say so.
00:40:29 But they do look like...
00:40:30 they're made for each other.
00:40:33 I'll get your mom hooked up
00:40:36 - Get me Sweety on the phone!
00:40:40 - As soon as I get there.
00:44:28 Damn it! What's going on!
00:44:33 From the frying pan into the fire...
00:44:35 and back into the frying pan!
00:44:39 Forget it.
00:44:41 Don't even think about it!
00:44:46 Just get away!
00:45:03 Charlie...
00:45:05 The shortcut...
00:45:07 or the shorter fhortcut!
00:45:10 - But...
00:45:13 Don't forget!
00:45:14 The path you choose
00:45:19 what screws you is...
00:45:21 the one you leave behind!
00:45:49 Greetings, everyone.
00:45:52 Please remain seated.
00:45:55 - Sweety dear...
00:46:00 - Where have you been?
00:46:02 Been looking all over for you.
00:46:11 Greetings! I am your brother-in-law.
00:46:23 I consider myself an
00:46:26 But what annoys me is
00:46:30 who shares my food...
00:46:31 shares my wages...
00:46:33 drinks my milk...
00:46:34 saves the butter for his own toast.
00:46:37 How is that fair?
00:46:39 - Now even... - Cut!
00:46:49 Brother...
00:46:51 Why are you doing this to me?
00:46:55 I wanted to make your
00:47:01 Why did you hurt me?
00:47:04 You wanted me to marry
00:47:09 And who is this boy?
00:47:15 - Tell me...
00:47:17 Sanjay...
00:47:19 Sanjay? Give me his full name!
00:47:23 Sanjay Kumar Sharma, son
00:47:26 bows to the 25 crore
00:47:28 Hang on!!
00:47:29 Come again. What is his name?
00:47:33 Sanjay Kumar Sharma.
00:47:35 Sanjay Kumar Sharma?
00:47:36 - Where are you from?
00:47:40 Barabanki.
00:47:41 Barabanki? U.P.
00:47:43 Holy crap!
00:47:46 Give me the phone.
00:47:51 Chief... we are screwed!
00:47:53 He is a bloody migrant, from U. P!
00:48:00 - We've identified the dead bodies.
00:48:01 They belong to the K D Narang gang.
00:48:03 But the boy in the camera footage...
00:48:06 - Don't know how he
00:48:09 Investigations are still on.
00:48:12 This way, Sir...
00:48:13 Play it.
00:48:16 Rewind... slower...
00:48:20 Get him! Closer.
00:49:16 Beat the crap out of him.
00:49:19 Bloody migrant!
00:49:22 Let him go...
00:49:23 I would've killed you right now...
00:49:30 You sons of bitches!
00:49:32 - Leave him... - Sweety get away!
00:49:37 Guddu, get up!
00:49:38 Dare not touch him!
00:49:44 Don't you get it?
00:49:47 Your chief is ready to
00:49:51 I don't want to marry
00:49:56 At least you should've
00:49:59 - I'll speak to chief...
00:50:03 You...
00:50:05 Get the car keys. Move it!
00:50:09 To hell with the polictics...
00:50:12 that builder's son...
00:50:14 To hell with brother!
00:50:15 I'll talk to him...
00:50:20 Douse the fire!
00:50:25 They're getting away!
00:51:52 Awesome! Killer stuff!
00:51:56 Where did you get it from?
00:51:59 How much do I get?
00:52:00 How much do you want?
00:52:03 Ten!
00:52:05 You got it!
00:52:08 Lakhs!
00:52:12 For one packet?
00:52:16 A hundred packets!
00:52:26 A hundred!
00:52:30 You created a ruckus at
00:52:36 I told you to leave immediately.
00:52:39 Leaving wouldn't have helped.
00:52:42 Opportunity came
00:52:46 Lady luck smiled on me!
00:53:03 A hundred packets of...
00:53:04 cocaine!
00:53:07 - And they belong to?
00:53:10 Us!
00:53:14 What will you do with ten lakhs?
00:53:23 I'll become a bookie.
00:53:27 You bloody scoundrel!
00:53:28 Open your mouth
00:53:33 No...
00:53:37 - With a hundred
00:53:39 - to own the entire racecourse!
00:53:42 And then!
00:53:46 Spain... France...
00:53:50 Psychedelic Trance! Dude!
00:53:54 Come on!
00:53:56 Let's rock!
00:53:58 Shake the booty!
00:54:09 Come, let's wring our hearts
00:54:12 Smash the pot of the night
00:54:14 Come, let's pry out some good luck
00:54:17 Let's break into the vault
00:54:31 Tiny sprouts of leafy cress,
00:54:33 Life is nothing but money's play
00:54:44 Let's have a face-off
00:55:24 Step out Life is a one way
00:55:27 All you get is one chance
00:55:29 Nothing ahead but thin air
00:55:31 And the romance lasts
00:55:50 This is what they say
00:55:53 This is what we hear
00:55:55 Whosoever surges ahead
00:55:57 Never does come back
00:56:00 Come, let's wring tomorrow
00:56:03 Smash the pot of the night
00:56:05 Come, let's pry out some good luck
00:56:08 Tonight, let's break into the vault
00:56:11 Tiny sprouts of leafy cress,
00:56:14 Life is nothing but money's play
00:56:16 Let's have a face-off
00:56:32 Looks like an amateur crook.
00:56:35 The revolver, money,
00:56:41 Is anything missing?
00:56:44 This time lets play such a game
00:56:46 That the ocean walks
00:56:49 Then whether you
00:56:51 The city will stay under our feet
00:56:54 Somewhere the news are grave
00:56:56 Somewhere there are just graves
00:56:59 Hush! Let's not wake up the dead
00:57:03 Come, let's wring our hearts
00:57:06 Smash the pot of the night
00:57:09 Come, let's pry out some good luck
00:57:12 Let's break into the vault
00:57:36 Dhan te nan!
00:57:59 I've got the tickets and passports.
00:58:01 Go and freshen up soon!
00:58:03 I'll get the first-aid box.
00:58:15 - We will miss the flight!
00:58:41 What's wrong?
00:58:46 I almost flunked
00:58:54 What?
00:59:06 We sat on the same bench.
00:59:09 Both of us.
00:59:13 Who both?
00:59:17 Sabiha and I.
00:59:21 Sabiha Laeek Ahmed.
00:59:26 I was in love with her.
00:59:31 She loved hearing s...
00:59:34 stories from me.
00:59:38 Champak, Nandan...
00:59:41 Bela Bahadur... comics.
00:59:47 Then one day I realised...
00:59:49 it wasn't the stories she loved.
00:00:13 Once I caught her...
00:00:14 imitating me.
00:00:19 Gh... gh... gh.
00:00:24 That's when I realised that...
00:00:25 not only do I stammer...
00:00:29 but I'm a duffer too.
00:00:38 Listen...
00:00:39 you can narrate the rest
00:00:43 Just remembered, didn't you?
00:00:46 The stammer?
00:00:51 What happened back
00:00:54 Forgot your cues?
00:01:01 Why pull this farce on me?
00:01:11 How many more lies?
00:01:25 - Every lie had an honest intention...
00:01:44 - We'll miss our flight...
00:01:52 Let's get to know
00:01:58 I'm your wife.
00:02:00 That's a lie!
00:02:03 You are Bhope's sister!
00:02:10 - I'm carrying your child. - Really?
00:02:13 Are you sure it's mine?
00:02:19 I'll kill you!
00:03:20 - Cheater!
00:03:29 You'll die soon!
00:03:33 As if you'll live forever!
00:03:36 - How about I slit your throat?
00:03:40 Do you know the stuff's worth?
00:03:47 Ten crores!
00:03:51 Crores?
00:03:56 The stuff is worth ten crores!?
00:03:58 Yeah man! Ten crores!
00:04:03 At least.
00:04:07 Go on darling...
00:04:10 get the stuff, quick!
00:04:13 I'll set up some deals till then.
00:04:17 Now get going!
00:04:20 Ten!!! Arsehole!
00:04:33 - I'll be back in five.
00:04:43 Hello... big bro...
00:04:51 Staying alive...
00:04:52 Staying alive...
00:05:03 - Stop behaving like the
00:05:08 Please come in Mr Sharma.
00:05:10 - Sorry... we barged in unannounced!
00:05:14 We waited outside for a while...
00:05:18 but we were hungry...
00:05:20 so we came in, hoping to
00:05:25 Nothing beats fresh
00:05:31 Please have a seat.
00:05:44 - To tell you the truth...
00:05:46 we are looking for the groom.
00:05:50 Excuse me?
00:05:53 - Guddu.
00:06:08 How many brothers are you?
00:06:14 Two.
00:06:16 If you were three...
00:06:18 would you parade me naked?
00:06:22 What do you do?
00:06:24 - Builder, chief... Body builder!
00:06:29 Wow Mr Sharma...
00:06:32 I'm impressed!
00:06:36 Do you have a sister?
00:06:41 I have one.
00:06:44 Your brother screwed her.
00:06:46 And now they're getting married.
00:06:50 Weren't you invited?
00:06:53 Doesn't matter now...
00:06:55 neither was I.
00:06:59 Where can we find him?
00:07:03 It's been three years since...
00:07:05 I saw his shitty face.
00:07:08 I swear!
00:07:11 Right now...
00:07:13 I need to take care of
00:07:17 - I'll call you once
00:07:20 - Can I have your fell number?
00:07:26 What's he saying?
00:07:29 Which number?
00:07:31 Fell.
00:07:33 Mobile.
00:07:38 Do you lisp?
00:07:43 Not really... I pronounce S as F...
00:07:46 If not as F, will
00:07:53 - What about your brother?
00:07:56 Does he lisp as well?
00:08:01 He stammers.
00:08:06 - One lisps and...
00:08:08 - the other stammers!
00:08:30 - Where is he?
00:08:33 - He is inside. But
00:08:35 This way.
00:08:41 I'm tired of repeating myself.
00:08:45 You can't keep me here,
00:08:47 - This is against the law.
00:08:50 - We'll take it from here.
00:08:54 Didn't you hear him?
00:08:56 Get moving. Now!
00:09:03 The law does not p... p...
00:09:06 permit this?
00:09:08 So you're the lawmaker now?
00:09:10 There has been a misunders...
00:09:16 Here... have a seat.
00:09:18 Sit down!
00:09:25 I... I...
00:09:26 I'm not who you th... th...
00:09:29 think I am.
00:09:32 And who is that?
00:09:34 I'm not Ch... Ch... Ch...
00:09:36 Chimpanzee!
00:09:39 That's what we are!
00:09:41 - Where's the guitar?
00:09:46 What gui... gui...
00:09:52 This is going to take all night!
00:09:57 Why don't you sing something?
00:09:59 Sing?
00:10:03 - What? - A song!
00:10:09 Can't get it started.
00:10:12 - Water might have
00:10:16 Have you ever met him?
00:10:19 - No. - Good for you.
00:10:22 He brings misfortune!
00:10:24 There could be no worse omen...
00:10:26 than to see his shitty face.
00:10:29 You mentioned him and
00:10:37 What's going on here?
00:10:39 I'm out in the rain cracking deals...
00:10:40 and you're chilling in here!
00:10:44 Mikhail, I'll be out
00:10:47 Hold on...
00:10:52 - Something smells fishy!
00:10:57 Hey you...
00:11:01 - Are you giving my
00:11:06 Chief, hold on to your pants!
00:11:09 The third brother is here!
00:11:15 You don't get it,
00:11:18 - Chief... who? - Chief Bhope!
00:11:19 - You should leave. - So?
00:11:24 I'm Chief Tope!
00:11:26 Chief Tope, Chief Bhope,
00:11:29 Chief Bhope Chief Tope...
00:11:31 Bhope Tope Chief Tope Bhope Chief...
00:11:32 Bhope Tope Boom!
00:11:36 - The stuff has been sold.
00:11:38 - So kindly leave.
00:11:40 Or I'll pluck out your
00:11:43 and pawn them at the
00:11:46 - You still don't get it!
00:11:51 - He gets everything!
00:11:54 - Chief Tope, this way...
00:11:57 You're a great man.
00:12:00 I bow down to...
00:12:02 the dude of this century!
00:12:04 Why don't you have a seat,
00:12:07 A burger... quick!
00:12:11 We are two brothers...
00:12:17 Identical twins...
00:12:22 thus we look the same.
00:12:29 Brother...
00:12:32 you are great!
00:12:34 - Doesn't stammer while singing.
00:12:38 - Go on...
00:12:41 Listen, he...
00:12:45 Keep singing.
00:12:52 He's an arsehole...
00:12:56 A bloody scoundrel...
00:13:03 He does the deed...
00:13:05 And I pay the price...
00:13:07 Always been so.
00:13:13 If each of your fingers...
00:13:17 is worth a crore...
00:13:20 Then five fingers...
00:13:23 would be worth how much more?
00:13:26 - How much?
00:13:29 Five...
00:13:35 Ten...
00:13:36 With your ten excuses
00:13:40 Arsehole!
00:13:42 Kiddo!!
00:13:50 There is powder worth
00:13:52 If we don't get it back,
00:13:56 And so are you!
00:13:58 That's my br... br... brother...
00:14:01 Cha... Charlie's ph... ph... photo.
00:14:05 I'm Gu... Guddu.
00:14:11 - Here's your burger!
00:14:16 What deal were you talking about?
00:14:19 - None of your business!
00:14:22 - Alright...
00:14:23 - at least tell me its worth.
00:14:27 I haven't plucked your stuff yet.
00:14:29 How can I sell it?
00:14:33 Will this chilli do?
00:14:36 Or should I pluck the real one out?
00:14:39 - The phone is working now.
00:14:42 Mikhail... wait outside...
00:14:44 Why are you winking at me?
00:14:46 Why should I leave?
00:14:48 They should be the ones leaving.
00:14:50 It's time you and
00:14:54 Circus troupe?
00:14:55 Or I may have to stuff the chilli.
00:14:59 - As in? - You know what we do...
00:15:02 when a horse refuses to run?
00:15:06 We stuff the chilli up the horse!
00:15:09 How it takes off then...
00:15:11 Tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok.
00:15:14 Later on...
00:15:17 to catch up with it...
00:15:19 - the jockey sticks
00:15:22 Zip zap zip zap zip zap.
00:15:35 - Our way of dealing with...
00:15:37 laggards is a little different.
00:15:45 We don't try to make them run.
00:15:51 We just blow them off.
00:16:34 Mikhail...
00:16:37 Call him! Your cell...
00:16:42 Call now!
00:16:46 I know he's inside,
00:16:49 - It's not allowed. The
00:16:51 Why not? What's his crime?
00:16:54 We'll drop him home
00:16:55 I'll report this to the media!
00:16:58 - Remember the
00:17:01 - The Police Commissioner
00:17:04 I'll make sure you lose your job!
00:17:07 Go and do as you wish!
00:17:09 I'm not going anywhere!
00:17:13 Arrest me as well.
00:17:16 - Patil! Send
00:17:19 - Fine, we'll arrest you as well.
00:17:22 My husband is in there, let me go...
00:17:25 - Stop her! - Guddu... Guddu...
00:17:29 - I swear I don't have it.
00:17:31 - Where is it?
00:17:33 - Don't you understand?
00:17:35 - What is this ruckus?
00:17:37 Prateek, what's going on?
00:17:39 She forced her way in.
00:17:42 I beg you to let him go.
00:17:46 - She is his wife... - Whose wife?
00:17:49 - Please leave my foot.
00:17:51 - He is innocent. - Okay...
00:17:53 - Sir, please... - Alright!
00:18:08 - Yes, Charlie is with me.
00:18:13 - She's my sister.
00:18:15 Treat her with respect!
00:18:24 Put Shinde on the line...
00:19:06 Shinde...
00:19:07 Prateek...
00:19:09 Go and prepare the Nagpal
00:19:11 - But Sir... - Get going!
00:19:22 We are in a war like situation.
00:19:27 That too, it's a biological war.
00:19:31 And your brother is
00:19:34 The cocaine belongs to the
00:19:37 and he has stolen that.
00:19:40 So sad, isn't it?
00:19:43 Mr Sharma, by this time
00:19:50 - Mumbai police! Everyone out!
00:19:52 - This way please.
00:19:53 Please alight the train.
00:19:55 Ma'am, you too... soon.
00:19:57 - Out... everyone.
00:20:00 - Please cooperate with us.
00:20:10 This is for you.
00:20:12 Now you'll be free
00:20:15 Please have a seat.
00:20:22 Finally!
00:20:29 Please eat something!
00:20:32 You haven't eaten a thing.
00:20:40 Don't vent your anger
00:20:48 You wouldn't even look at me.
00:20:53 Do you remember?
00:20:55 - If I didn't pretend to stammer...
00:20:56 - you wouldn't have spoken to me.
00:21:01 - Stuck in your own shell...
00:21:03 - aloof from the rest of the world.
00:21:19 I left everything behind for you.
00:21:22 And all those things you said to me!
00:21:28 Please forgive me.
00:21:35 If it weren't for you...
00:21:37 I wouldn't have gone
00:21:43 See...
00:21:46 I don't get stuck on S anymore.
00:21:52 I agree I'm a psy... psy...
00:21:57 Psycho!
00:22:00 No, a psycho's husband!
00:22:11 Move it... clear it...
00:22:38 Damn it! Answer the phone!
00:22:42 - Where are you?
00:22:43 - We talked about five people,
00:22:48 So shoot one down...
00:22:50 - Behind you.
00:23:01 The exchange will
00:23:05 - at the next stop.
00:23:07 - Where's Charlie? - Charlie...
00:23:35 Don't do this.
00:23:37 - Killing me won't help you.
00:23:42 - I'll give you one
00:23:50 One and half.
00:23:55 Two... two and half...
00:23:58 You lisping jerk!
00:24:01 Had you told me
00:24:06 I could've let you go.
00:24:08 Now you can screw yourself.
00:24:15 If you ever talk to
00:24:17 I'll kill myself. I swear!
00:24:22 Never again!
00:24:26 I swear on our little girl.
00:24:30 Not a girl, a boy!
00:24:33 - Girl... - Boy...
00:24:36 - A girl! - No, a boy!
00:24:38 Rise and shine...
00:24:42 - Are we there already? - Yes,
00:24:44 - Come on. - What's the problem?
00:25:00 - Five crores... five!
00:25:09 Brother...
00:25:11 - Six crores!
00:25:15 I'll be damned!
00:25:32 - If anybody tries to
00:25:39 - Put the gun down.
00:25:42 - Save me. - Leave my sister!
00:25:47 - I'll kill you!
00:25:49 - Stop the train.
00:25:52 - Do as I say. - I won't spare you!
00:25:56 Pull the bloody chain!
00:26:32 - Where is it?
00:26:35 - Where have you hidden the guitar?
00:26:36 - Spit it out!
00:27:39 - We are stuck at Panvel
00:27:44 - It's been pouring here.
00:27:46 - I'm not lying, Afghanibhai.
00:27:49 - All the roads are blocked!
00:27:53 - Tell me when!
00:27:57 It could take hours.
00:28:01 - We haven't slept at all.
00:28:03 Shall I sing a lullaby?
00:28:05 Tell me, should I?
00:28:08 Tell him to call on
00:28:12 - Listen carefully...
00:28:13 - call as soon as you reach Mumbai.
00:28:32 - One...
00:28:36 - two...
00:28:41 Three... four... five... six...
00:28:46 seven... eight... nine... ten!
00:28:52 Shoot! Go on shoot!!
00:28:58 Can't do it, can you?
00:29:01 Our lives are trapped
00:29:04 Once you lay your hands on it...
00:29:07 you'll shoot me without blinking!
00:29:13 Lower your gun and...
00:29:16 call your boss.
00:29:20 Now!
00:29:26 - You want to talk to
00:29:33 The car is stuck,
00:29:34 "Call the boss!"
00:29:39 - Come back now... little more.
00:29:43 Move forward now.
00:29:46 - Accelerate... - Tell me when.
00:29:48 Put it in reverse now.
00:29:49 - Keep going.
00:29:58 - What happened?
00:30:00 You're shot! How did this happen?
00:30:06 - The car skidded...
00:30:12 - I'm sorry...
00:30:14 Let's get you up... please...
00:30:18 try getting up...
00:30:23 No!
00:30:31 - Take grandma inside...
00:30:40 - and Sweety as well.
00:30:45 No, I won't.
00:30:52 I'll sit right here...
00:30:57 with my husband.
00:31:00 - Shameless fool!
00:31:03 Putting me through this hell.
00:31:07 - What are you staring at?
00:31:12 Is this your culture?
00:31:15 - To lure innocent
00:31:22 - When did you arrive here?
00:31:26 - Here in Bombay? - Mumbai!
00:31:32 I was born here.
00:31:35 But father arrived in B...
00:31:39 Bombay in 1984.
00:31:41 Mumbai!
00:31:45 It was called Bombay back then.
00:31:53 - Bastard! It was Mumbai
00:31:58 - You bloody migrants...
00:32:01 are chewing the city
00:32:05 The city is bursting
00:32:07 and you people swarm
00:32:10 To rob our share of the pie.
00:32:13 My father used to say that...
00:32:15 we are like sugar added to milk.
00:32:21 - If we leave,
00:32:28 will turn bland.
00:32:30 - How thoughtful!
00:32:33 What do we do with him?
00:32:36 Listen...
00:32:40 - I understand your
00:32:45 I got a vibe in the train.
00:32:47 But if my sister
00:32:51 I'll be crucified!
00:32:54 My grave will be dug.
00:32:58 Not only will
00:33:01 but my election fund as well.
00:33:04 The builder is paying me to
00:33:09 Five crores!
00:33:11 Can you imagine how much that is?
00:33:17 There is powder worth
00:33:24 How much?
00:33:26 Five whopping crores!
00:33:30 If I give you ten...
00:33:33 will you sell her to me?
00:33:41 Ten crores!
00:33:45 - I can take it all if I want.
00:33:48 - But all I want is ten lakhs.
00:33:54 What is your name?
00:33:57 Anything you want to call me!
00:33:59 Do you know who I am?
00:34:02 No... but I know
00:34:07 - You don't have a choice.
00:34:12 I'll dig you out from your grave.
00:34:18 - Have mercy! You can have it all!
00:34:25 Shut the crap!
00:34:43 Useless dolts!
00:34:45 you guys start jerking off!
00:34:50 Tell me!
00:34:51 Chief, we were...
00:34:53 "Chief", "chief"...stop barking!
00:34:58 Grandma has given the nod!
00:35:03 Brother-in-law, can you believe it?
00:35:07 It wasn't easy getting her around.
00:35:09 She can be quite fickle...
00:35:11 so we've got to act quickly!
00:35:14 Go get the guitar!
00:35:15 - We'll take care of the wedding.
00:35:17 Start the arrangements right away...
00:35:18 contact the caterer...
00:35:22 and go tell grandma to make sweets.
00:35:25 We're having a feast tonight.
00:35:28 Why haven't you left?
00:35:30 You should get going...
00:35:38 What about the election now?
00:35:41 What about it?
00:35:43 I'll join the party
00:35:46 Brother-in-law...
00:35:49 politics is a business.
00:35:54 Power and family.
00:36:10 Done digging my grave?
00:36:11 Reporting from inside the coffin.
00:36:15 You got your ten lakhs.
00:36:21 - Deal. Take down the address.
00:36:24 I've sent the address and plan.
00:36:27 With whom?
00:36:28 - Police.
00:36:31 Should be on their way.
00:37:05 Look at that! Chief Tope...
00:37:09 sleeping like a baby!
00:37:16 Let's find the guitar.
00:38:16 - Daddy...
00:38:30 - Found the guitar?
00:38:34 Beware! The lisper is
00:38:39 - They'll come around sniffing.
00:38:43 As soon as you find the stuff...
00:38:45 - shoot him off. - Sure.
00:38:51 What if we don't find it?
00:38:52 Then get your mom
00:38:55 - Why drag my poor mom into this?
00:38:58 - Hail Maharashtra!
00:39:00 - Hail Maharashtra!
00:39:03 - What are you doing here?
00:39:05 Listening.
00:39:07 Listening to what?
00:39:14 How about a chocolate?
00:39:16 No, I want a car!
00:39:20 My my! A car?
00:39:26 Keep this!
00:39:27 This won't even get me a bicycle.
00:39:36 Is this good enough?
00:39:39 - Remember, you heard nothing!
00:39:41 Now scram!
00:39:57 You shitface!
00:40:00 - You aren't dead yet?
00:40:07 - Now what do you want?
00:40:10 The police let you go?
00:40:14 Disappointed to see me alive?
00:40:19 Arsehole!
00:40:22 You almost sacrificed me
00:40:38 We got married last night.
00:40:44 Now you want a wedding gift?
00:40:50 I need a loan.
00:40:53 Did the sun rise
00:40:58 Will my filthy money be...
00:41:02 good for you?
00:41:09 I don't want money...
00:41:12 I want the guitar case.
00:41:17 Come again?
00:41:27 I'll gouge your eyes out,
00:41:30 Sweety's life depends on it.
00:41:32 How sweet!
00:41:34 - She's pregnant.
00:41:36 I'm not responsible.
00:41:39 I will repay every penny.
00:41:43 Wasn't I d... dead for you?
00:41:48 Arsehole!
00:41:49 Remember, what you
00:41:52 "I don't want to see your f...
00:41:56 Stop blaming yourself!
00:42:03 Bury the ghosts of the past.
00:42:07 Forgive yourself.
00:42:13 Whose ghosts?
00:42:15 Forgive myself for what?
00:42:17 Even if you got the money on time...
00:42:20 dad would've killed himself.
00:42:23 Neither of us are
00:42:30 But we are
00:42:43 Let me go or it'll be too late.
00:42:54 - Guddu!
00:43:45 Life is offering you
00:43:50 Don't walk away
00:43:54 I swear I'll shoot.
00:44:28 There was a time...
00:44:31 when we were inseparable.
00:44:38 - Daddy...
00:44:46 We were so happy.
00:44:50 He was both a mother
00:44:55 He was our hero.
00:44:58 A thief, he wasn't.
00:45:01 What made him steal the watch...
00:45:03 and for whom...
00:45:05 was beyond our understanding.
00:45:17 - Five thousand, nothing less.
00:45:20 - I've spoken with
00:45:22 - We'll let your father go.
00:45:28 They've asked for five,
00:45:33 - How? - Scholarship...
00:45:36 - Where is it?
00:45:38 - The watch tower? - Yes.
00:45:39 Stay with father,
00:46:21 By the time I
00:46:24 father had committed suicide.
00:46:34 And with his death...
00:46:38 we were brothers no more.
00:46:43 Open your mouth... ha ha ha!
00:46:49 - Daddy...
00:47:38 This is the voicemail
00:47:40 Leave a message after the beep.
00:47:42 Hail Maharashtra, Hail India!
00:47:45 Mr Charlie... This
00:47:47 We've arranged for your ten lakhs.
00:47:49 Sir, where do we meet?
00:47:53 Sir, please call back when free.
00:48:04 Now can you call for a doctor?
00:48:08 - He'll bleed to death. - Kiddo...
00:48:13 - Try again. - Sir?
00:48:16 - Call!
00:48:23 And if he doesn't answer...
00:48:26 shoot yourself!
00:48:44 - Kiddo...
00:48:45 - We're screwed! For real!
00:48:50 - Enough is enough!
00:48:53 If you want you can call me,
00:48:56 I'll be in India somewhere.
00:48:59 Tashi has everything under control.
00:49:03 He is messing with us.
00:49:08 Cajetan, if you walk through
00:49:14 This is the voicemail
00:49:16 Leave a message after the beep.
00:49:18 Hail Maharashtra, Hail India!
00:49:27 Please...
00:49:48 I have given my blood
00:50:05 - Forgive me, brother.
00:50:13 - Now do I get another chance?
00:50:31 - The department suspects
00:50:33 are working for the underworld.
00:50:51 What can Life do
00:50:54 Now that I have fallen into its lot
00:50:58 With my incessant complaints
00:51:02 Day in and day out
00:51:08 My desires are mean
00:51:18 Mean are my dreams too
00:51:28 A little rapport I had
00:51:35 That monsieur too
00:51:42 What can Life do
00:51:45 Now that I have fallen into its lot
00:51:48 With my incessant complaints
00:51:52 Day in and day out
00:52:01 Sweety, have you lost it!
00:52:04 - Guddu must be on his way back...
00:52:06 put the gun down.
00:52:08 You're a swine!
00:52:11 I know what you told
00:52:18 You're misunderstanding me. I swear!
00:52:22 Go on...
00:52:23 go get her!
00:52:29 - We'll be able to hear each other.
00:52:32 Don't do anything,
00:52:36 Remember...
00:52:38 we have to catch Bhope red handed.
00:52:40 - Wear this.
00:52:44 - I'll kill you... - Me?
00:52:48 - Go ahead!
00:52:51 You were this little
00:52:55 - Just like a small kitten.
00:53:00 Shoot me and then you can leave.
00:53:03 - Let's see what you've got.
00:53:14 - Guddu... - Now go... go on...
00:53:20 So...
00:53:22 - should I blow up his skull?
00:53:26 - Lower the gun!
00:53:39 Sunil Shekhar Bhope.
00:53:44 Bhope...
00:53:50 Afghani, stay with the Africans.
00:53:54 Grandpa! Where is Bhope?
00:53:57 He's in the courtyard. Screwed...
00:54:03 Lower the gun... please!
00:54:05 Why don't you tell
00:54:08 - Let me be. - He's saying...
00:54:09 G... gun... lower the gun.
00:54:11 Hand over the guitar, quickly!
00:54:14 - The stuff... - Screw the stuff!
00:54:16 Talk some sense into her!
00:54:19 Lower the g... gun...
00:54:21 I'm absolutely fine.
00:54:23 - Bhope...
00:54:30 You'll shoot me?
00:54:41 You actually shot me?
00:54:44 How dare you?
00:54:51 Get lost!
00:54:52 Get lost!
00:54:57 - Chief... here...
00:55:01 - chief...
00:55:14 - Relax, Bhope... take it easy.
00:55:20 Who the hell are you?
00:55:24 Even we've got guns.
00:55:26 Big ones!
00:55:28 - But who wants a war?
00:55:31 I'm not America.
00:55:32 This is Maharashtra!
00:55:37 - Who the hell are you?
00:55:40 Tashi, the Great!
00:55:56 I don't believe this! You're alive.
00:56:01 You guys...
00:56:03 - move the guitar. Move it!
00:56:13 - Tashi! A tiger in a mousetrap!
00:56:16 - Call headquarters for
00:56:20 Headquarter come in,
00:56:25 - Team One is moving in.
00:56:29 - Guddu, we're coming in,
00:56:32 - It's going to be okay.
00:56:45 Granted you have the stuff.
00:56:48 How do you plan to
00:56:53 - Ultimately the
00:56:58 How much for your charity fund?
00:57:13 Ten crores! Cash!
00:57:18 In Dollars or Euros?
00:57:25 - You freaking dirty rat!
00:57:28 - This is the Anti-Narcotics
00:57:32 - Surrender your guns!
00:57:34 - This is the Anti-Narcotics
00:57:36 - Surrender your guns!
00:57:37 - Don't move or I'll shoot!
00:57:40 I'll kill your spy.
00:57:43 - If he is hurt,
00:57:46 - Surrender yourselves!
00:57:48 - You have no option.
00:57:57 There is an option.
00:57:59 Hey Pele... Tell him your plan!
00:58:07 - I'm Lele, not Pele! - Whatever!
00:58:11 Tell the Inspector, he gets 33%.
00:58:17 Prateek... it's me Inspector Lele.
00:58:20 What you doing up there? Come down.
00:58:22 The stuff is worth ten crores.
00:58:24 3,33,33,333.33... all ours!
00:58:27 - All yours! - And there's
00:58:29 - Come down.
00:58:31 Hold your fire.
00:58:38 - What the hell is this?
00:58:41 Tashi, he is right!
00:58:43 Shut the hell up... shut up!
00:58:45 Last and final, 60, 20, 20.
00:58:49 - Or you can shoot! - Shoot?
00:58:53 - Go on shoot!
00:58:55 Shoot and I'll burn the stuff!
00:58:57 Hold your fire!
00:59:01 Charlie boy... great job!
00:59:03 Fourth partner!
00:59:05 - 25% each!
00:59:08 - Now come down.
00:59:11 Hey... knucklehead!
00:59:13 I didn't risk it all for the money.
00:59:16 I did it for this stupid Romeo!
00:59:21 He doesn't know this
00:59:23 and how rotten you dogs really are!
00:59:26 Let him go!
00:59:27 - Her as well.
00:59:32 Take your Juliet along and run!
00:59:34 And you?
00:59:35 You'll kill me with all your love!
00:59:41 - Get moving!
00:59:43 At least for the baby's sake.
00:59:45 - Guddu, move it!
00:59:48 - Come down with the guitar!
00:59:54 Drop your gun!
01:00:53 This path that you bargained for
01:00:57 Will stay deserted
01:01:07 The noose of life
01:01:11 Does never snap
01:01:37 Who walk the edge of swords
01:01:41 will unfailingly get hurt
01:01:47 The noose snared around your neck
01:01:50 only tightens, does not snap
01:01:55 The color of blood
01:01:57 However sanguine
01:01:58 Fails to color life
01:02:09 The noose of life
01:02:12 Does never snap
01:02:46 - Hail Maharashtra!
01:02:58 The sliver of time
01:03:08 Life is offering you
01:03:10 Don't walk away
01:03:13 My past sneaks into the future
01:03:17 and robs it off all hope
01:03:28 Rivers of blood never
01:04:16 - I told you, didn't I?
01:04:22 If you bet against me,
01:04:26 Now tell me...
01:04:28 whom do they look like?
01:04:33 How sweet!
01:04:45 One diamond adorns her finger...
01:04:49 while she is a gem herself!
01:04:51 Sophia is her name and...
01:04:55 she doesn't pronounce S as F!
01:05:25 I don't even have clothes to wear.
01:05:30 It's alright, I prefer