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Keinohrhasen Rabbit Without Ears
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I used to only make |
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And Berlin's pseudo-intellectual, pop |
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Deep down inside, I was very unhappy. |
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Then at this retrospective, |
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"Life Is All You Get" |
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I was sitting in the theater |
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RABBIT WITHOUT EARS |
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I realized |
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And then I said to myself, Jürgen, |
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"To hell with that cool dude and his |
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Jürgen, you spent the last 8 months |
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A wonderful country, great people. |
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I took a few classes |
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He showed me |
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Your appearance |
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Yes. Even if it's hard to believe, |
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about my teeth and my looks. |
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They say you went under the knife |
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of a famous plastic surgeon, |
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I had my teeth |
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Hair implants and some silicone work. |
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Silicone? |
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Where? |
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Butt implants! All the stars do it. |
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Here, check it out! Here! |
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They all have them. J-Lo, everybody. |
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Jürgen, is this all because |
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I don't have a problem with |
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- I understand now what life's about. |
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It may sound superficial, |
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For years I preached to my kids |
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- Appearances count. Values catch up. |
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Jürgen, last question. |
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You had surgery. |
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What would you say if your kids |
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suddenly wanted plastic surgery, too? |
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I mean, you're a role model. |
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They might try to emulate you. |
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If it makes them feel better, why not? |
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It's walls in our heads. |
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Free yourself from them |
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Don't let life pass you by. |
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You're your own captain |
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Yeah. |
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Alright, guys. I gotta go! |
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He used to be so cool. |
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Now he's pumped up with silicone. |
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But everyone here |
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It's fine for boobs, |
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- There's good and bad plastic surgery? |
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Look out! |
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Look out! |
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Children, ear flaps on! |
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It's a crosswalk, you giant asshole! |
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I'd be a blind bat |
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Four-eyes! |
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Where were we? |
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Oh yeah. |
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Boob reductions |
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Boob augmentations, liposuction, |
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getting rid of cellulite, |
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What about penis extensions? |
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You have the ability to ruin |
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Pull over. The minister's lover. |
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- Shopping with our taxes, Mandy? |
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So that's not actually a pram there? |
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It's not mine. |
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When the baby's here, what then? |
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Will you tell us it's your new, |
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Ludo, I've told you before, |
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Oh, so I must be mistaken then. |
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Maybe you've just gotten fat! |
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- Fat? |
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Ludo, you know what? |
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MINISTER'S LOVER PREGNANT |
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There you are. |
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You brought our sweet little Lollo. |
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He behaves so well in restaurants! |
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I told you, Lollo. |
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Your uncle was |
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- Since he forgot your birthday. |
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Shit! Shit! |
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Shit! Shit! |
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Sweet kid. |
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Weren't you in India at the orphanage? |
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I was, and I brought back |
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Is she your latest? |
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If his mouth is open, he's lying. |
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And he's useless in bed, too. |
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- Wasn't my impression. |
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I'm sorry you slept with my brother. |
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- But I want to order. |
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Ludo? |
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How would you like |
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Lots of different kinds? |
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Just one gets so boring. |
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Just water. |
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But not a hysterical, |
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that's never heard |
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A calm, non-stressful one. |
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I'll have the meat platter. |
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Sounded good. |
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Still no news. If he hasn't called |
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What about |
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No way. It's over. For good. |
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- What? Why? |
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- No, tell me. |
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- Fine, then don't. |
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He said he wanted me |
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What? In front of him? |
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- I couldn't do that. |
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You've got a knack |
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I know. |
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But I have stories to tell, |
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But I wouldn't constantly order |
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I know it tastes bad. |
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- Pizzas don't give you orgasms. |
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- True. |
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Pizza won't say it's too young |
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- You don't have to say it was good. |
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"Come! Come! Come!" |
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Quiet up there! |
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Enjoy. |
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Jeez, Ludo. |
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You can't go on like this forever. |
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Why? |
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My job is fun. I've got great friends. |
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I date pretty women. |
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And what about love, |
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The warmth of a family? |
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Seeing your sleeping child |
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You're missing |
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Lollo, come here now! |
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Moritz? Okay, I'm coming. |
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Klitschko is proposing |
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- That soccer player? |
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It never happened before |
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Then get yourself a new guard. |
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It's all cordoned off. |
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Go cry with the other girls. |
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You're so cruel. |
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Being realistic |
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Andreas. |
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- You okay? |
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- We need seats in the restaurant. |
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What are you smiling at? |
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What're we going to do? |
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Has your boss seen the photos |
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of your party |
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What party? |
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Remember? The cute mustached guys. |
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In police uniforms. Were they real? |
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How about free passes |
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The sundeck has |
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Do we look like frustrated wives? |
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And of the gorgeous, see-through |
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What will it be? A massage? |
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A Cleopatra bath? A facial? |
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We have 10 minutes. What's quick? |
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- Wellness means relaxation and not... |
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Excellent. Danielle? |
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Yes. |
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- Hello. |
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May I take you to my room? |
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Glad to. |
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Would you give me |
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Of course I will. |
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Me and a few slutty maids |
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It's our special service for perverts |
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Okay, sorry. It doesn't hurt to ask. |
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- So what's the quickest? |
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One full body depilation! |
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Depilation? Doesn't that hurt? |
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- It depends. |
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If you have hair or not. |
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What's that weird squeaking? |
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It's the sound |
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It's very relaxing. |
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Sure having fun, those dolphins. |
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Dolphins are very social. |
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- Almost human. |
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I think one of them is called Ludo. |
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Ludo! Ludo! |
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- Au revoir! |
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Dear friends, my dear Yvonne... |
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An old Russian proverb says: |
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Even if women were made of glass, |
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That way. Go. |
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And my personal opinion on that: |
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- Come on! |
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When I first saw you at |
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- Ouch! |
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- Looking at me with those blue eyes. |
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It's the perfect shot! |
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- This wax is stuck to the railing. |
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The hell I will. |
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At that moment I knew... |
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...that I had fallen in love |
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Come and take the damn picture! |
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Your soul. |
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Your heart. |
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Ludo, it's glass! It'll break! |
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- Your gracefulness. |
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Panda bear, that's lovely, |
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Watch! |
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Get to the point. |
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Is that cracking? |
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We're hungry. |
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- Yvonne, I love you. |
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And I want to ask you here and now... |
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- Did you invite him? |
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Little man... |
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I don't remember inviting you. |
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Resume the Ludo Decker hearing. |
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Let's move to the sentencing. |
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Why is she |
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Actually, she's looking at me. |
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How do you know that? |
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She's my ex-wife. |
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Your ex-wife? Shit! Then she's biased. |
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No! We separated on good terms. |
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- Really? Look at her expression. |
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She looked like that at our wedding. |
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Have the gentlemen finished? |
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The court regards the defendant's |
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on the hotel roof |
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The court holds the defendant's |
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The court moves to forego |
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Bingo, I said so! |
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The defendant should be allowed |
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to work on his poor social skills. |
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I sentence him to 8 months of jail. |
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- I'm going to jail! |
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Erika! Come on! |
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Sit your ass down! |
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The sentence will be suspended. |
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Terms will be 300 hours' |
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community service. |
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- In a city day-care center. |
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She can! |
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If the defendant violates probation, |
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the prison sentence will be enforced. |
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DAILY CHECKMATED |
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for gentlemen with kind regards. |
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He screwed you two! |
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And that Jürgen Vogel |
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screwed you two idiots |
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He's laughing at us! |
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Including me! |
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Do you know what I can't stand? |
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- When someone makes fun of us. |
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Things like that happen. |
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Remember Hitler's diary? |
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So? And did we print it? |
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- No. |
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Your naked ass on Klitschko's |
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Let's get it on YouTube, eBay! |
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And to change the subject, |
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They hit me with 300 hours' |
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300 hours for that nonsense? |
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What? |
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You'll have to cut back a little |
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Cut back. |
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And now get out! Okay? |
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you two get me pictures of those |
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Michi Nussbaumer and Daniela Berg. |
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You have decided to tie the knot |
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Michi, why did you wait so long? |
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Well, I asked my sweet pea before, |
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When we were on Karl Moik's show, |
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Michi came to me and said |
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Whaddya say?" |
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Why did you say no, Dani? |
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We were only 12. |
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It was our first TV performance. |
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Michi, there have been strange rumors |
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And others about an affair. |
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They're nonsense. |
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Wouldn't you like to try the meat? |
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The world isn't always rosy |
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And yet our job |
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We don't just sing |
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Our music comes from the heart. |
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- Andi had a problem with Dani and me. |
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- Tell 'em! |
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Well? |
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Shall we take the photo |
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- Fine. |
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- We need to go to the toilet. |
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I'll keep an eye on that. |
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Up the staircase and straight ahead. |
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You want me to hide in the cabinet? |
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Just until something happens. |
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Shall I just stroll out, |
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- Think of something. |
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Are you nuts? |
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And what if they don't fight? |
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I think the sausage has gone to |
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- I can say what I want, stupid cow! |
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- you're screwing that slut. |
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Because she's so stupid! |
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I hate this stupid Bavarian crap! |
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This saccharin bullshit! |
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Then go back to your home town |
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- Pulling Andi into this was low! |
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Andi Borg knows. Karl Moik knows. |
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If he knows, then Carmen does. |
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Who's fault is it? |
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- At least I have some. |
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Hey! |
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Hey! Are you crazy? |
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Grandpa's favorite bell. |
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Michi, I didn't mean it like that. |
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- Hello, I'm... |
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- Have we met? |
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- Doesn't ring a bell. |
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Think hard. |
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Isn't it sometimes nicer not to call |
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- What are you on about? |
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Are they from our garden? |
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- Did you rip them out? |
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They're for you. |
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- So what do you want? |
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That's you? |
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Come in. |
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- Nice glasses. |
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Could I use the toilet? |
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- Right here. |
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And aim for Snow White! |
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- What are you doing here? |
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With a phone? |
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No. 1 or No. 2? |
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- Who's asking? |
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That way. |
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And aim for Snow White! |
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Come on, think hard. Anna Gotzlowski. |
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- And she's butt-ugly? |
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- You'd never talk to someone like her. |
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What about |
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- You left with the 'Leute' presenter. |
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- The twin hostesses. |
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The Asian weightlifter. I wanted her. |
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No private calls! Time for work! |
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- Remember the meeting with the boss. |
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The hell I will! |
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Don't cry. I'll be there ASAP. |
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I have to brown nose for a while. |
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- A brown hose? |
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What do you mean 'hose'? |
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Good grief! |
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Do you remember now? |
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I can give you a hint: |
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Playing field. |
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Bortshausen. |
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Soccer. |
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Hey, four-eyes! |
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Here it comes. |
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Very funny, Ludo. |
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Laugh it up! |
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- You were Susi's or Bine's friend? |
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But we had a load of fun together. |
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Or you had your fun with me. |
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You played that funny game with me. |
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- 3, 2, 1. |
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- Fire! |
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Yeah! Magnet bingo! Now I remember. |
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Small world! |
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You're little Anna. |
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Stupid idiot! |
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- And I thought we had had sex. |
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We're only good, old friends. Super! |
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- We're not friends. |
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Your parents wouldn't let you drink |
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Hey, four-eyes! |
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Thanks. |
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- Want a tasty Coke? |
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Catch! |
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Thanks. |
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- You asshole! |
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You'll have your fun soon enough. |
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Then he'll have to wait! |
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Ask him about his stupid vacation home |
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- Turn it off. |
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- Right. We need a new jungle gym. |
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I'll put it together, you can help |
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- She has trouble with Snow White. |
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You're sitting on it. |
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Here are the instructions. |
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Just follow the arrows. |
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Unfortunately it's all in Dutch. |
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Are you sure |
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Listen up, jerk. If you refuse, |
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one call to your probation officer |
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Thank you. |
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Same to you, stupid cow. |
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You say pretty funny things. |
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Really? Then you're |
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Maybe we should've given him |
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You can't be serious! |
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But he is kinda sexy. Don't you think? |
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- What's sexy about him? |
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You're drooling. |
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Hello? |
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No way! I don't believe it! |
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Lena-Chantal, that's why |
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You clean up your crap! |
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You clean up after yourself! |
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No phone calls here! |
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- Give it to me now! |
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- Give me your telephone! |
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- Okay, friend... |
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Don't you have a job? |
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- Something to do with a jungle gym? |
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- No way. Where? |
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I want to see it. |
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- What the hell is this? |
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- No, it's not. It's a disease. |
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Hold on, any half-witted chimp |
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If he knew Dutch, sure. |
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Amazing how guys like you always have |
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Women know everything |
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- I've put together thousands! |
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Stupid ass ass! |
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Pecker! |
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Now you've wrecked it. |
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You really try your hardest. |
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It's a text message. |
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No text messaging either! |
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That didn't hurt. |
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Nice of you to visit. |
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We actually wanted to ask you |
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Now way! He's a trouble maker! |
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- Only when I'm provoked. |
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It's not his fault. |
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It's a bad idea. If something goes |
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- What could happen? |
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- 8. |
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- And he bit off his au-pair's ear. |
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The doctor said in a few years |
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It'd be my death. So, nice seeing you. |
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What'd be your death? |
| 00:33:10 |
Hello, Anna! |
| 00:33:12 |
Remember me? Lilli, Ludo's sister. |
| 00:33:16 |
You always tattled to me. |
| 00:33:19 |
- I didn't tattle. |
| 00:33:22 |
What's the problem here? |
| 00:33:25 |
Ludo won't let Lollo |
| 00:33:28 |
Ludo has no say here. |
| 00:33:31 |
- Welcome to our day-care center. |
| 00:33:36 |
Thanks. |
| 00:33:40 |
And if he does? |
| 00:33:42 |
Then it's your fault. Easy. |
| 00:33:45 |
"Was the happiness of the Bavarian |
| 00:33:50 |
just a big lie? |
| 00:33:54 |
when Michi started flirting with the |
| 00:33:59 |
I'd love to know who cares. |
| 00:34:02 |
I'd say about 12 million readers. |
| 00:34:06 |
Stop gabbing, Set up the chairs. |
| 00:34:09 |
- What's happening? |
| 00:34:13 |
- Bello Bear's Magic Show. |
| 00:34:16 |
You don't know? |
| 00:34:18 |
An ex music teacher |
| 00:34:22 |
A grown-up |
| 00:34:25 |
- Of course he thinks it's uncool. |
| 00:34:29 |
Kids think |
| 00:34:33 |
At least some guys don't |
| 00:34:38 |
When you're done with the chairs, |
| 00:34:43 |
I thought the jerk could do magic. |
| 00:34:46 |
- Good morning. Let's be a bird. |
| 00:34:49 |
A big bird with long wings. |
| 00:34:53 |
An eagle. |
| 00:34:58 |
Now let's be coral in the sea, |
| 00:35:02 |
swaying back and forth. |
| 00:35:06 |
- In the sea. |
| 00:35:08 |
Next time aim for Snow White! |
| 00:35:12 |
What's so difficult |
| 00:35:15 |
And you get these back |
| 00:35:18 |
You said they were a present. |
| 00:35:20 |
Do you want your uncle to get upset? |
| 00:35:23 |
Good morning, sun! |
| 00:35:26 |
Good morning, grass! |
| 00:35:31 |
Good morning, trees! |
| 00:35:34 |
Hey, Madonna! |
| 00:35:38 |
- Always making fun of everything. |
| 00:35:43 |
Good morning, globalization opponents! |
| 00:35:47 |
Good morning, armpit hair! |
| 00:35:50 |
Good morning, Ludo! |
| 00:35:51 |
Good morning, Ludo! |
| 00:35:56 |
- That'll get 'em in the Rütli school. |
| 00:36:01 |
Who cares? |
| 00:36:06 |
There are lots of kids here! |
| 00:36:12 |
Yes! |
| 00:36:15 |
Mucky! |
| 00:36:28 |
There's Mucky! |
| 00:36:34 |
So, who are you? |
| 00:36:37 |
What kind of a funny boy are you? |
| 00:36:41 |
- I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest. |
| 00:36:48 |
I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest! |
| 00:36:52 |
Yes, Mucky |
| 00:36:55 |
Can you say it louder and funnier? |
| 00:37:01 |
I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest! |
| 00:37:11 |
- Get on with it, jerk! |
| 00:37:16 |
Let's sing a magic bear song |
| 00:37:27 |
I'm Bi-Ba-Bello. I come from afar |
| 00:37:32 |
and all the key-kay-kids |
| 00:37:36 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:37:41 |
Yeah, yeah. I'm the magic bear. |
| 00:37:46 |
Alright, my dear Mucky! |
| 00:37:49 |
Now it's time for some magic! |
| 00:37:53 |
Abracadabra! |
| 00:38:05 |
No good? |
| 00:38:08 |
You are really spoiled. |
| 00:38:13 |
Then silly-billy Mucky |
| 00:38:18 |
Get your paws off me, jerk! |
| 00:38:22 |
- Idiot! |
| 00:38:29 |
Do you know how to tie shoes? |
| 00:38:32 |
Of course. Come here. |
| 00:38:36 |
Have a seat. |
| 00:38:39 |
Fine. |
| 00:38:43 |
These don't have laces. |
| 00:38:48 |
But they sure are pretty shoes. New? |
| 00:38:51 |
- No, I've had them for 5 years. |
| 00:38:56 |
You're funny. |
| 00:38:59 |
Say, what's your name? |
| 00:39:02 |
Cheyenne-Blue. |
| 00:39:03 |
Cheyenne-Blue? That's a unique name. |
| 00:39:07 |
My mom's an actress. |
| 00:39:09 |
Actresses aren't allowed |
| 00:39:14 |
I see. And is your dad an actor? |
| 00:39:17 |
No, he's an asshole! |
| 00:39:22 |
And your mom's through with men? |
| 00:39:25 |
My mom says |
| 00:39:30 |
She's got lots of new ones now. |
| 00:39:35 |
- And where from? |
| 00:39:39 |
where she works. |
| 00:39:46 |
Your mom sounds real nice. |
| 00:39:48 |
But they don't get breakfast. |
| 00:39:53 |
That sounds good. |
| 00:40:01 |
Hello. |
| 00:40:02 |
Mommy! |
| 00:40:04 |
Hey, there. |
| 00:40:11 |
- Hi, I'm Nina, Cheyenne-Blue's mom. |
| 00:40:16 |
I've heard a lot about you. |
| 00:40:19 |
My daughter has a crush on you. |
| 00:40:21 |
I can understand why. |
| 00:40:25 |
How nice that mom and daughter agree. |
| 00:40:28 |
And someone as cute as you |
| 00:40:33 |
I believe that society is only worth |
| 00:40:38 |
it shows to its smallest members. |
| 00:40:42 |
You know, I don't usually do |
| 00:40:46 |
but I'd love to have you over |
| 00:40:51 |
Glad to. |
| 00:41:00 |
Where'd you dig up |
| 00:41:04 |
Easy. From his probation officer. |
| 00:41:10 |
Really? In jail? |
| 00:41:16 |
- What? |
| 00:41:19 |
Ouch! Are you crazy? |
| 00:41:21 |
- What was that? |
| 00:41:26 |
- I am working hard here! |
| 00:41:32 |
Lighten up, baby! |
| 00:41:34 |
- Say that again and I'll tell on you. |
| 00:41:39 |
I've had it. |
| 00:41:42 |
Let's see how funny jail is. |
| 00:41:45 |
Go ahead. Say hi for me, too. |
| 00:41:55 |
I am relaxed! If I want to, |
| 00:41:59 |
I'm an animal in bed! |
| 00:42:15 |
And another thing: |
| 00:42:19 |
Have you lost your mind? |
| 00:42:23 |
Jeez, they're kids |
| 00:42:26 |
Anna. |
| 00:42:37 |
If the police |
| 00:42:41 |
- You can't lose what you don't have. |
| 00:42:46 |
- Watch out, four-eyes! |
| 00:42:51 |
I don't even need them to watch TV. |
| 00:43:08 |
Great! It was new. |
| 00:43:10 |
Don't you have any other problems? |
| 00:43:14 |
Stop! Stop! |
| 00:43:22 |
To the hospital. Fast! |
| 00:43:31 |
Shit! I'm out of cash. |
| 00:43:37 |
What's he doing? |
| 00:43:40 |
- Money doesn't grow on trees. |
| 00:43:45 |
Do I look like a charity? |
| 00:43:47 |
- It's an emergency, you bastard! |
| 00:43:51 |
Here's a 20. |
| 00:43:57 |
- Now get driving, jerk! |
| 00:44:15 |
Uncle Ludo. |
| 00:44:18 |
I can't see anything. |
| 00:44:20 |
It hurts so much. |
| 00:44:23 |
Nonsense. |
| 00:44:28 |
Just a mosquito bite. |
| 00:44:52 |
- What are you doing? Keep driving! |
| 00:44:57 |
If you have another bill, |
| 00:45:01 |
Asshole! |
| 00:45:10 |
- You always meet again. Wait and see. |
| 00:45:14 |
Fag! |
| 00:45:30 |
We need a doctor! |
| 00:45:32 |
And I need the health card |
| 00:45:36 |
Can't you see the dart in his head? |
| 00:45:38 |
- His name! |
| 00:45:41 |
Not in that tone. |
| 00:45:42 |
Can you pay the processing fee? |
| 00:45:45 |
Get your fat ass moving |
| 00:45:48 |
Or I'll sue you all |
| 00:45:55 |
The dart is lodged in the skull, |
| 00:45:58 |
but hasn't penetrated the bone. |
| 00:46:01 |
The skull lining is intact. |
| 00:46:05 |
Now I'll pull out the dart. |
| 00:46:08 |
It'll hurt a little, |
| 00:46:10 |
but Indians are brave. |
| 00:46:13 |
It'll just sting a little. |
| 00:46:17 |
Just don't look at it. |
| 00:46:20 |
Look at me. |
| 00:46:23 |
Lollo! Look me in the eye. Tell me, |
| 00:46:25 |
what's that bunny you like called? |
| 00:46:29 |
- Felix. |
| 00:46:33 |
- And what does he have on his back? |
| 00:46:36 |
Exactly. |
| 00:46:39 |
That was it. |
| 00:46:41 |
We'll clean it up a bit, |
| 00:46:46 |
What? |
| 00:47:07 |
Mom! |
| 00:47:10 |
- I didn't even cry. |
| 00:47:12 |
A real champion. |
| 00:47:14 |
That's real important when you have |
| 00:47:19 |
Why not leave them in the sandbox |
| 00:47:23 |
If you keep your eye on the kids |
| 00:47:28 |
Then lock me in the bathroom. |
| 00:47:30 |
- With your head down the toilet! |
| 00:47:35 |
- Nice to meet you. |
| 00:47:37 |
It's okay. We're here almost weekly. |
| 00:47:42 |
- We both messed up. |
| 00:47:46 |
You mess everything up. |
| 00:47:48 |
And so it's all your fault |
| 00:47:59 |
What are you gaping at? |
| 00:48:07 |
- Get undressed. |
| 00:48:10 |
Didn't you want to blow |
| 00:48:15 |
- Okay. |
| 00:48:18 |
- Get undressed. |
| 00:48:21 |
You'll see soon enough. |
| 00:48:24 |
It will be a very big one. |
| 00:48:34 |
- Pervert! |
| 00:48:40 |
Hi. I just wanted to say |
| 00:48:45 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:48:50 |
And because I might have been |
| 00:48:53 |
- Is this an apology? |
| 00:48:56 |
A manner of speaking? |
| 00:48:59 |
- "Dear Ludo..." |
| 00:49:02 |
"I may have |
| 00:49:07 |
- "I wasn't always fair..." |
| 00:49:10 |
Nonsense. |
| 00:49:12 |
"You did great with Lollo today." |
| 00:49:15 |
"This shone a light |
| 00:49:19 |
- "We should've paid better attention." |
| 00:49:24 |
"Furthermore I'm sorry for giving you |
| 00:49:30 |
"I shall submit the German ones |
| 00:49:33 |
- Did you type it or write it by hand? |
| 00:49:39 |
Does this make everything |
| 00:49:43 |
Is everything alright, you jerk? |
| 00:49:46 |
- Whose baton is the biggest? |
| 00:49:50 |
Who's shouting? |
| 00:49:53 |
- I'm watching a Jackie Chan film. |
| 00:49:59 |
- There, it's over. |
| 00:50:04 |
- What're you doing tomorrow? |
| 00:50:08 |
- Maybe we could have fish and chips. |
| 00:50:14 |
I love fish. |
| 00:50:17 |
You love fish? |
| 00:50:20 |
Hello? |
| 00:50:29 |
I opened his present. A trip to |
| 00:50:34 |
I figure |
| 00:50:37 |
He drives me to the airport. |
| 00:50:41 |
"How will I manage without you?" |
| 00:50:43 |
I jokingly say, |
| 00:50:47 |
I'm at the airport. |
| 00:50:50 |
I take a taxi home. |
| 00:50:54 |
He's screwing my best friend. |
| 00:50:57 |
- I couldn't believe it. |
| 00:51:00 |
It gets worse. |
| 00:51:03 |
I never understood |
| 00:51:08 |
I put up with it because I loved him. |
| 00:51:15 |
- And then? |
| 00:51:20 |
We talked it over, nearly made up, |
| 00:51:24 |
And then he went to her and the baby. |
| 00:51:28 |
I did everything for him. |
| 00:51:32 |
And he was just a jerk. |
| 00:51:41 |
No relationship can work |
| 00:51:45 |
Either the one on top dumps the fool, |
| 00:51:50 |
Or the fool realizes that he's a fool, |
| 00:51:53 |
that he's selling himself short |
| 00:51:57 |
Look at it like this, |
| 00:52:00 |
Men are jerks and make you unhappy. |
| 00:52:06 |
No man in the world can make you happy |
| 00:52:09 |
You have to make yourself happy. |
| 00:52:12 |
It's totally selfish |
| 00:52:16 |
expecting someone else |
| 00:52:19 |
And anyway it's normal to be unhappy. |
| 00:52:22 |
I don't run around every day saying, |
| 00:52:26 |
Why does everyone expect |
| 00:52:29 |
Sounds nice, but what do you know |
| 00:52:33 |
You only want sex. |
| 00:52:35 |
Think I've never had a relationship? |
| 00:52:39 |
It's so difficult to find |
| 00:52:43 |
and doesn't expect me |
| 00:52:44 |
And blame me for it when they're not. |
| 00:52:49 |
- So when's your book coming out? |
| 00:52:54 |
"Ludo Decker, |
| 00:52:58 |
Together Alone." |
| 00:53:02 |
Is it in the library? |
| 00:53:04 |
It's on eBay. |
| 00:53:08 |
You can't accept responsibility. |
| 00:53:11 |
Why not? It's fun. |
| 00:53:12 |
What about the girls you sleep with? |
| 00:53:17 |
I really think so. |
| 00:53:19 |
They should be grateful they can |
| 00:53:23 |
- You think they're in love with me? |
| 00:53:27 |
Not mine. My women know |
| 00:53:33 |
The boundaries are discussed |
| 00:53:36 |
Ludo, you can discuss all you want, |
| 00:53:40 |
Maybe I sleep with a guy and nothing |
| 00:53:45 |
If it was good, |
| 00:53:48 |
At some point I think, |
| 00:53:52 |
By the fifth time women are in love. |
| 00:53:56 |
Really? |
| 00:53:57 |
No matter what you've discussed, |
| 00:54:01 |
to act like an ass and |
| 00:54:05 |
Responsibility? I only have it |
| 00:54:09 |
If I say from the start, "Let's have |
| 00:54:14 |
Then I'm not an ass. |
| 00:54:19 |
- Then no more sex for you. |
| 00:54:22 |
You don't get it! They're just acting. |
| 00:54:26 |
Listen. You say: |
| 00:54:29 |
She says: Let's just have some fun, |
| 00:54:34 |
He doesn't know I'm the best thing |
| 00:54:39 |
You stick to the original agreement, |
| 00:54:42 |
she's been going down another street |
| 00:54:48 |
So either I have sex and I am an ass, |
| 00:54:52 |
or I'm not an ass and |
| 00:54:56 |
Yes. |
| 00:54:58 |
Then I'd rather be an ass. |
| 00:55:01 |
I thought so. |
| 00:55:12 |
Let's be serious. |
| 00:55:15 |
That's why she's working |
| 00:55:19 |
- My dad's a renter. |
| 00:55:23 |
No, a renter! |
| 00:55:27 |
I'm proof she doesn't know |
| 00:55:30 |
I'm a woman. |
| 00:55:33 |
Right? |
| 00:55:36 |
I'm telling you, |
| 00:55:38 |
some women only want sex. |
| 00:55:42 |
- Maybe they're pretending. |
| 00:55:47 |
- Ludo, relax. |
| 00:55:49 |
You're too tense. |
| 00:55:53 |
I'm a woman and I only want sex. |
| 00:55:56 |
Dirty, |
| 00:55:58 |
quick, |
| 00:56:00 |
hard. |
| 00:56:02 |
And the best thing is: no ties. |
| 00:56:06 |
And on top of it: |
| 00:56:10 |
I turn into a pizza afterward. |
| 00:56:13 |
Holy cow. |
| 00:56:43 |
What's up? |
| 00:56:49 |
Did I do something wrong? |
| 00:57:03 |
I think you better go. |
| 00:57:09 |
Is that good? |
| 00:57:57 |
It's Ludo! |
| 00:58:17 |
Come in. |
| 00:58:21 |
- Where's Anna? |
| 00:58:26 |
- Has sex ever put you to sleep? |
| 00:58:29 |
With my ex. It was better that way. |
| 00:59:01 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:59:05 |
What's that? |
| 00:59:08 |
It is ugly, huh? It's Miriam's. |
| 00:59:13 |
I'm drinking Ouzo. What're you doing? |
| 00:59:16 |
Ludo just screwed a woman to sleep. |
| 00:59:20 |
- Really? No way! |
| 00:59:23 |
- She fell asleep while fucking? |
| 00:59:25 |
Not directly. |
| 00:59:30 |
- Way cool. |
| 00:59:34 |
Like when animals play dead |
| 00:59:41 |
Did you dig or pick? |
| 00:59:45 |
I have to explain something to you |
| 00:59:49 |
There are 3 types, |
| 00:59:52 |
the diggers and the pickers. |
| 00:59:55 |
The ones who do nothing |
| 00:59:58 |
But they aren't. |
| 01:00:02 |
Then fall straight asleep. |
| 01:00:05 |
Their advantage |
| 01:00:08 |
Then there's the digger. |
| 01:00:10 |
He's like |
| 01:00:13 |
digging for the best buy. |
| 01:00:17 |
but annoying because he watches you |
| 01:00:21 |
And he expects praise. Like this: |
| 01:00:26 |
Am I good? Should I keep going? |
| 01:00:31 |
And the last one is the picker. |
| 01:00:35 |
Because he's the only one of them |
| 01:00:40 |
He gets going |
| 01:00:42 |
He picks at it like a madman. |
| 01:00:46 |
Do men think |
| 01:00:49 |
Or what? |
| 01:00:51 |
If she tilts her pelvis toward you, |
| 01:00:56 |
If she tilts her pelvis away, |
| 01:01:01 |
And the main thing is |
| 01:01:09 |
If men knew that, |
| 01:01:12 |
Ludo knows now. |
| 01:01:13 |
- That doesn't help us. |
| 01:01:17 |
The hell I will. |
| 01:01:19 |
Knowing this... |
| 01:01:22 |
I can rule the world! |
| 01:01:45 |
Done! |
| 01:01:56 |
- That's nice! |
| 01:01:59 |
- Still looks nice. |
| 01:02:03 |
- Okay, then it's handicapped. |
| 01:02:08 |
We can sacrifice it tomorrow. |
| 01:02:11 |
- To the gods. |
| 01:02:21 |
What's that? |
| 01:02:25 |
That's a sweet little Easter bunny. |
| 01:02:28 |
But it's upside-down. |
| 01:02:32 |
- It has no ears! |
| 01:02:36 |
But it's still upside-down. |
| 01:02:39 |
If a kid makes it, then it's sweet. |
| 01:02:42 |
- lf an adult does, you complain. |
| 01:02:46 |
- And that one doesn't have any. |
| 01:02:50 |
a RabbitWithoutEars. |
| 01:02:56 |
It doesn't need ears. |
| 01:03:00 |
It hears with its... nose. |
| 01:03:03 |
It can hear with its nose? |
| 01:03:07 |
So this RabbitWithoutEars |
| 01:03:09 |
looks like a pot-bellied pig, right? |
| 01:03:12 |
No! Pot-bellied pigs |
| 01:03:16 |
It's a very, very sweet |
| 01:03:21 |
Ludo's just jealous. |
| 01:03:46 |
RabbitWithoutEars... |
| 01:04:00 |
Good night, Seal. |
| 01:04:16 |
Oh shit! |
| 01:04:30 |
Any better? |
| 01:04:46 |
Ludo has pigtails like a girl! |
| 01:04:49 |
He looks silly! |
| 01:04:53 |
Ludo has pigtails like a girl! |
| 01:04:57 |
- Why isn't Anna taking care of us? |
| 01:05:01 |
- What's a date? |
| 01:05:06 |
Very funny! |
| 01:05:10 |
I'm bored. |
| 01:05:12 |
Me too. Indians are dumb. |
| 01:05:14 |
You're dumb. |
| 01:05:19 |
Now everyone, shut up, all right? |
| 01:05:23 |
- Otherwise I won't tell my story. |
| 01:05:26 |
I can't tell you that. |
| 01:05:29 |
- It's a surprise story. |
| 01:05:34 |
You have to be quiet. |
| 01:05:38 |
They run around at night |
| 01:05:44 |
No way. |
| 01:05:47 |
Hear that? |
| 01:05:51 |
I think that was one. |
| 01:05:56 |
So you're not really a real doctor? |
| 01:05:58 |
I am. I just don't have the title. |
| 01:06:03 |
- Getting that is a breeze. |
| 01:06:08 |
A general practitioner |
| 01:06:13 |
So I can go to you |
| 01:06:16 |
- I'd refer you to an ENT center. |
| 01:06:19 |
An ear-nose-throat center. |
| 01:06:25 |
I could send Miriam to you |
| 01:06:29 |
I'd refer her |
| 01:06:38 |
But you can prescribe |
| 01:06:39 |
some wild party pills, can't you? |
| 01:06:42 |
In theory, but only neurologists |
| 01:06:48 |
But you write the referral. |
| 01:06:53 |
Yes. |
| 01:06:57 |
- How about a joke? |
| 01:06:59 |
What did the wife say when she was |
| 01:07:04 |
- I don't know. |
| 01:07:12 |
- Do you get it? |
| 01:07:16 |
Misogynistic. |
| 01:07:18 |
Sorry. |
| 01:07:34 |
You're doing super! |
| 01:07:37 |
- Will we have to fight the coyotes? |
| 01:07:42 |
But I tell you, |
| 01:07:45 |
to come here, |
| 01:07:49 |
Hopefully they'll come soon. |
| 01:07:54 |
There was one. |
| 01:07:56 |
- Cheyenne-Blue, did you see it? |
| 01:07:59 |
- What did it look like? |
| 01:08:02 |
- It had a brown hat on? |
| 01:08:07 |
Change of guard! |
| 01:08:14 |
Know what I think is the worst? |
| 01:08:17 |
When they say the boundaries are set |
| 01:08:23 |
No ties. When I hear that... |
| 01:08:27 |
Just admit it! |
| 01:08:29 |
You all know |
| 01:08:33 |
And so we send |
| 01:08:37 |
But know what I truly think |
| 01:08:42 |
No, but you can tell me next time. |
| 01:08:46 |
That way we'll have something |
| 01:08:48 |
to look forward to. Alright. |
| 01:08:53 |
I have to get up early. Bye. |
| 01:09:05 |
Should I come up for a coffee? |
| 01:09:16 |
Are you still awake? |
| 01:09:19 |
- I'm standing at the door. |
| 01:09:23 |
Sure. |
| 01:09:36 |
Nice place. |
| 01:09:46 |
What? |
| 01:09:49 |
- I twisted my foot. |
| 01:09:53 |
Stupid shoe. |
| 01:09:57 |
How was your date? |
| 01:10:00 |
- We had a nice chat. |
| 01:10:04 |
No, more like an exchange of opinions. |
| 01:10:07 |
What kind of opinions? |
| 01:10:09 |
Oh, this and that. |
| 01:10:13 |
- How men are asses sometimes. |
| 01:10:19 |
That was mine. I didn't find out his, |
| 01:10:25 |
Maybe you shouldn't exchange |
| 01:10:29 |
I feel so stupid and dumped. |
| 01:10:35 |
Yeah, you're even wearing a dress. |
| 01:10:38 |
And slutty high heels. |
| 01:10:43 |
I spent an hour in the bathroom, |
| 01:10:48 |
went to a beautician, had all my hair |
| 01:10:53 |
For 80 euros! |
| 01:10:56 |
Everywhere? |
| 01:10:58 |
Everywhere. |
| 01:11:04 |
Everywhere? |
| 01:11:05 |
Everywhere. It hurt so bad! |
| 01:11:09 |
And I was cold all evening. |
| 01:11:17 |
You've got nothing on? |
| 01:11:22 |
- I'll get a bladder infection. |
| 01:11:26 |
Jeez, Ludo! |
| 01:11:30 |
Focus! |
| 01:11:33 |
G-strings are underwear, too! |
| 01:11:38 |
Nothing on? Wow. |
| 01:12:46 |
I don't believe it! |
| 01:13:45 |
- The door sticks. |
| 01:13:50 |
You want a coffee? |
| 01:13:53 |
Yes. |
| 01:13:58 |
I see it like this. We drank a little. |
| 01:14:00 |
We find one another nice. |
| 01:14:03 |
We landed in bed. It can happen. |
| 01:14:06 |
I agree. |
| 01:14:10 |
But it won't happen again. |
| 01:14:12 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:15 |
So everything's fine now. |
| 01:14:20 |
I thought you'd be a dud in bed. |
| 01:14:23 |
Funny, I thought that about you. |
| 01:14:26 |
I was a competitive gymnast. |
| 01:14:33 |
It was nice. |
| 01:14:36 |
It was okay. |
| 01:17:01 |
For you. |
| 01:17:05 |
How nice. Did you make it for me? |
| 01:17:10 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:17:13 |
They're really going to miss you. |
| 01:17:15 |
I'm going to miss them. |
| 01:17:20 |
- Cheyenne-Blue wanted you to stay. |
| 01:17:26 |
I know it sounds funny, but why not? |
| 01:17:30 |
- I'd love to but I've got a job. |
| 01:17:36 |
- But I'll visit. Okay? |
| 01:17:40 |
I could have another go |
| 01:17:44 |
Then you'd better not come back. |
| 01:17:47 |
I think I'll miss you too. |
| 01:17:49 |
Because you won't have someone |
| 01:17:54 |
For an ugly bunny-maker, |
| 01:17:57 |
You know nothing about art. |
| 01:17:59 |
It was special |
| 01:18:03 |
Ludo, can we get going? |
| 01:18:09 |
I think I'll miss you a bit, too. |
| 01:18:14 |
Bye. |
| 01:18:19 |
Hey, My hat! |
| 01:18:21 |
- Bye. |
| 01:19:28 |
Ludo, you said... |
| 01:19:33 |
you thought |
| 01:19:37 |
That's good. |
| 01:19:41 |
That's good. That's good, because... |
| 01:19:45 |
I think I miss you more. |
| 01:19:53 |
I know you think |
| 01:19:56 |
but it's become more for me. |
| 01:20:02 |
Although we only slept together once, |
| 01:20:08 |
I'll say it straight out: |
| 01:20:15 |
Don't panic. It's not your fault. |
| 01:20:19 |
It's not your fault |
| 01:20:22 |
Well, maybe a little. |
| 01:20:26 |
No good. Leave that out. |
| 01:20:29 |
It's not your responsibility at all. |
| 01:20:33 |
Anna, you couldn't convince someone |
| 01:20:39 |
I couldn't? |
| 01:20:41 |
I don't know. Reconsider it. |
| 01:20:44 |
Or shorten it up. |
| 01:20:49 |
To the point. |
| 01:20:53 |
Then it'd be good! |
| 01:21:10 |
- Where are you taking me? |
| 01:21:15 |
If I'd known it was so far, |
| 01:21:20 |
Quit complaining. |
| 01:21:24 |
Yes, it is. What do you think? |
| 01:21:32 |
- Smells a little fishy. |
| 01:21:36 |
It was a joke. It's really great. |
| 01:21:40 |
- What's so special? I'm all ears. |
| 01:21:48 |
Ludo, they say... |
| 01:21:55 |
A gull crapped on my shoulder! |
| 01:21:58 |
- What a mess! I don't believe it. |
| 01:22:03 |
it's impossible for men and women |
| 01:22:07 |
We prove them wrong. |
| 01:22:10 |
Although... |
| 01:22:12 |
Well, I don't know either. |
| 01:22:15 |
Let me get to the point. |
| 01:22:19 |
Although we've... |
| 01:22:22 |
...and not three or four times. |
| 01:22:28 |
Ludo, let me say it straight out... |
| 01:22:33 |
And lots. |
| 01:22:36 |
It's really loud here. |
| 01:22:40 |
What did you say? |
| 01:22:45 |
Yes... What? Now? |
| 01:22:52 |
Okay, I'm coming. |
| 01:22:54 |
I gotta go. |
| 01:22:59 |
It was really nice here. Bye. |
| 01:23:07 |
How about doing dinner next Wednesday? |
| 01:23:10 |
Wednesday is super. I can come. |
| 01:23:13 |
- Super. |
| 01:23:15 |
- I really have to go. |
| 01:23:24 |
Wednesday. |
| 01:24:34 |
God! |
| 01:24:37 |
Keep going, keep going! |
| 01:25:46 |
Hold on a minute. |
| 01:25:51 |
- What did I do? |
| 01:25:56 |
We had a date? Shit! I totally forgot! |
| 01:26:01 |
Yeah, I noticed. |
| 01:26:06 |
I didn't fuck her! Honestly! |
| 01:26:09 |
Hey, I'm really sorry |
| 01:26:13 |
But it had nothing to do |
| 01:26:18 |
Is 'idiot' written on my forehead? |
| 01:26:22 |
- I don't see anything. |
| 01:26:26 |
I had sex with a woman. So? |
| 01:26:33 |
There are no words for you. |
| 01:26:36 |
- I don't want to see you again. |
| 01:26:40 |
We're good friends. Nothing more. |
| 01:26:45 |
You barge into my apartment |
| 01:26:52 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:26:55 |
I didn't mean it like that. |
| 01:26:58 |
You're really special to me. Really! |
| 01:27:03 |
You're like a... |
| 01:27:08 |
a sister to me. |
| 01:27:14 |
It's alright, Ludo. Never mind. |
| 01:27:18 |
I gotta go. |
| 01:27:35 |
Asshole. |
| 01:28:30 |
Anna, open up! |
| 01:28:33 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:28:36 |
I'm truly sorry. |
| 01:28:41 |
- I know you're behind the door. |
| 01:28:46 |
I like you. |
| 01:28:50 |
Anna, please open up. |
| 01:28:54 |
Just go away! |
| 01:28:56 |
Open up! |
| 01:29:42 |
But you don't have to sue us, do you? |
| 01:29:46 |
I can see it now: "Nussbaumer and Berg |
| 01:29:49 |
make up under the Christmas tree." |
| 01:29:52 |
- Christmas is a long way off. |
| 01:29:55 |
Until then, |
| 01:29:58 |
Psychologists. |
| 01:30:01 |
Talking it over with the slut. |
| 01:30:04 |
Manuela? Over my dead body! |
| 01:30:06 |
Okay, then. Marriage counseling. |
| 01:30:10 |
Husband's psychological background. |
| 01:30:14 |
Where we discover |
| 01:30:17 |
Vacation in the Caribbean, |
| 01:30:21 |
It's important to show everyone |
| 01:30:24 |
that Michi loves his Dani. |
| 01:30:26 |
A dumb question, but what about |
| 01:30:30 |
- Dani having my baby? |
| 01:30:33 |
- Have you lost your mind? |
| 01:30:37 |
No way! No baby, no kisses |
| 01:30:41 |
We've been hit with financial losses |
| 01:30:50 |
Do you two specialists know |
| 01:30:54 |
We're talking millions here! Millions! |
| 01:30:57 |
That's about how many idiot-hormones |
| 01:31:01 |
That's it! Red card! |
| 01:31:03 |
Better yet, red carpet! |
| 01:31:07 |
Barbara! Barbara! |
| 01:31:09 |
Super. Great outfit, I tell you! |
| 01:31:13 |
Do something wild with your arms! |
| 01:31:17 |
- Bend over. |
| 01:31:19 |
Bend over! |
| 01:31:21 |
Damn, she's got no taste! |
| 01:31:24 |
Hey, bend over! |
| 01:31:29 |
She's still not answering? |
| 01:31:50 |
Can I have a seat? |
| 01:32:08 |
Thanks. |
| 01:32:11 |
- It's used. |
| 01:32:32 |
Want some, too? |
| 01:32:42 |
It's actually for the ducks. |
| 01:32:45 |
Tastes good. |
| 01:32:55 |
Why so sad? |
| 01:33:03 |
Can I treat you to an ice cream? |
| 01:33:07 |
Vanilla? |
| 01:33:09 |
Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate. |
| 01:33:25 |
- Want to play? |
| 01:33:38 |
- Hey, is Anna here? |
| 01:33:42 |
Really? |
| 01:33:44 |
What's up? How are you? |
| 01:33:47 |
Fine. Great. |
| 01:33:53 |
- Can you tell her I said hi? |
| 01:34:01 |
I better get going. |
| 01:34:10 |
- Take care. |
| 01:34:14 |
- Are you going? |
| 01:34:18 |
Hey, Ludo. My hat! |
| 01:34:21 |
- Bye. |
| 01:35:06 |
Jürgen. Jürgen, look over here. |
| 01:35:12 |
I love you. Wonderful! |
| 01:35:17 |
Where'd you get the jacket? |
| 01:35:22 |
Watch it! |
| 01:35:23 |
What's wrong with it? |
| 01:35:27 |
Nothing. |
| 01:35:29 |
It's actually quite pretty. |
| 01:35:32 |
The kitties. |
| 01:35:33 |
You see! |
| 01:35:37 |
Thanks, Jürgen. |
| 01:36:15 |
"Superstar Jürgen Vogel's date |
| 01:36:18 |
is prettiest woman of the evening, |
| 01:36:21 |
29, day-care worker. |
| 01:36:24 |
She stole the show with her beauty |
| 01:36:28 |
blowing away all celebrities |
| 01:36:34 |
You wore your cat jacket? |
| 01:36:40 |
He must really love you. |
| 01:36:43 |
We're good for each other right now. |
| 01:36:46 |
It has nothing to do with love. |
| 01:36:49 |
I'm not talking about Jürgen. |
| 01:36:53 |
It's too late for that. |
| 01:36:56 |
Who handed out the brains to you? |
| 01:36:58 |
Jürgen's skinny four-eyes |
| 01:37:02 |
- As prettiest woman of the evening? |
| 01:37:05 |
You think? I don't think so! I thought |
| 01:37:10 |
- Maybe it's a question of taste. |
| 01:37:13 |
No, you don't think here anymore, |
| 01:37:19 |
Get your crap and buzz off! |
| 01:37:22 |
- Okay, I'm gone in 5 minutes. |
| 01:37:25 |
Know what? You can see |
| 01:37:31 |
What an ass! What now? |
| 01:38:00 |
Well? |
| 01:38:02 |
- Where is everyone? |
| 01:38:08 |
Oh. |
| 01:38:10 |
You look pretty shitty. |
| 01:38:13 |
I'm not doing too well. |
| 01:38:16 |
- What you wrote about Anna was sweet. |
| 01:38:22 |
My editor thought it was mediocre. |
| 01:38:27 |
- I think she liked it, too. |
| 01:38:33 |
Great. |
| 01:38:37 |
You coming along? |
| 01:38:39 |
- Where? |
| 01:38:45 |
Come on! |
| 01:38:47 |
Come. |
| 01:38:57 |
- To the Renaissance Theater. Coming? |
| 01:39:03 |
Oh, how wonderful. |
| 01:39:11 |
I'm a little scatterbrained. |
| 01:39:43 |
- Are you going in? |
| 01:39:46 |
- But Ludo needs... |
| 01:39:51 |
Okay. |
| 01:39:56 |
Well? |
| 01:40:10 |
Yeah. |
| 01:40:16 |
So, let's get going. |
| 01:40:46 |
- What are you doing here? |
| 01:40:49 |
- Now? |
| 01:40:51 |
It's not the right moment. |
| 01:41:08 |
What's so important? |
| 01:41:12 |
- Are you two an item? |
| 01:41:18 |
I like him. He's a nice guy. |
| 01:41:24 |
He told me how he made a fool of you. |
| 01:41:28 |
Yeah... |
| 01:41:34 |
- Ludo, I have to go back in. |
| 01:41:38 |
- I miss you too, sometimes. |
| 01:41:44 |
But you and I are friends, okay? |
| 01:42:05 |
Come on now. |
| 01:42:09 |
Do I look like a Porsche? |
| 01:42:27 |
Where's the damn bear tail? |
| 01:42:30 |
What do I know? Not my responsibility. |
| 01:42:34 |
We're almost on, Uwe! |
| 01:42:36 |
There it is! |
| 01:42:41 |
Come on now! |
| 01:42:52 |
Autographs after the show. |
| 01:42:55 |
What are you gaping at? |
| 01:43:00 |
Mucky, Mucky! |
| 01:43:23 |
Hello, my dear children! |
| 01:43:29 |
Hello, Anna! |
| 01:43:31 |
You can't get rid of me anymore. |
| 01:43:34 |
I'll wait in front |
| 01:43:37 |
Get off the stage! |
| 01:43:57 |
You can't throw me out! |
| 01:43:59 |
He's cool. |
| 01:44:41 |
I love you, Anna! |
| 01:44:48 |
And lots! |
| 01:44:53 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 01:44:59 |
Wake up! |
| 01:45:01 |
You've slept long enough, |
| 01:45:08 |
I love you! |
| 01:45:15 |
Who are you? |
| 01:45:18 |
I'm with Universal Music. |
| 01:45:23 |
You'll be big... |
| 01:45:28 |
One million... What do you say? |
| 01:45:32 |
I'm sorry. Not interested. |
| 01:45:36 |
- Two million. |
| 01:45:40 |
I've got other plans. |
| 01:45:42 |
What, if I may ask? |
| 01:45:47 |
Don't laugh, |
| 01:45:57 |
Let me get this straight. You want to |
| 01:46:03 |
Yes. |
| 01:46:06 |
That's me. I can't change myself. |
| 01:46:12 |
- I know who could use some help. |
| 01:46:18 |
When could I start? |
| 01:46:21 |
Immediately. |
| 01:46:23 |
Hello! To Christian-Gärtner-Strasse. |
| 01:46:30 |
That asshole is back there! |
| 01:46:33 |
"You always meet twice in life." |
| 01:46:36 |
Come on. |
| 01:46:42 |
- Hello there. |
| 01:46:45 |
How much |
| 01:46:47 |
Around 25 euros. |
| 01:46:50 |
I'll give you 50, |
| 01:46:54 |
And the little lady gets to watch. |
| 01:46:57 |
Do I look like a queer? |
| 01:47:01 |
The nerve! |
| 01:47:05 |
- I won't ask. |
| 01:47:09 |
- Christian-Gärtner Strasse? How much? |
| 01:47:13 |
Okay, I'll give you 50. |
| 01:47:16 |
and 25 if you blow me |
| 01:47:21 |
And the little lady gets to watch. |
| 01:47:25 |
Hey, get lost! |
| 01:47:29 |
- It was just a thought. |
| 01:47:32 |
To Christian-Gärtner Strasse? |
| 01:48:00 |
- 50 euros. |
| 01:48:04 |
Okay, I'll give you 100. |
| 01:48:07 |
But you have to drive by your buddies |
| 01:48:11 |
happily waving, |
| 01:48:13 |
and smiling |
| 01:48:17 |
Let's go! |
| 01:55:52 |
Subtitles |
| 01:55:55 |
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