Kickin It Old Skool
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Justin, are you ready for the talent show? |
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Mom, I pity the fool who ain't |
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Wasn't that... something? |
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A round of applause for Jen. |
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Now we've all- |
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Hey, Jen. |
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Radical. Thanks. |
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Ooh, I got you something. |
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- Oh, my God. You got me- |
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- Y-You don't have it, do you? |
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Psych! |
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Jen! |
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This goober's buying you |
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- Yeah. |
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I got you something too. |
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It was wicked expensive. |
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- I can't accept this. |
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Come here. |
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It's real gold too. |
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So, do I get a thank-you kiss? |
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That's it? |
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Bogus! |
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- What happened with Jen? |
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All you gotta do is |
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Turn that Pound Puppy |
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I don't know, you guys. |
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we only have 36% chance |
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Well, did you factor in |
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- What you talkin' about, Willis? |
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freeze, switch... |
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Are you wack? |
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- I'm not lettin' Kip humiliate me in front of- |
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Ooh! |
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Kip thinks he can |
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I wanted you to have this. |
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- Oh. |
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I feel lucky already. |
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I don't know what you're doin' |
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I don't know- do you wanna come over |
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We have it on Beta- |
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max. |
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Break a leg, Justin. |
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- I'll see you after the show? |
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Hey, Romeo, man, we up next. |
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Hello? McFly? |
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Marty. |
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Marty. Hurry up. |
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- Oh. Oh. |
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Now, two break-dancing crews will have a battle. |
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Please welcome the Funky Fresh Boyz |
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- Let's see what you got, Kip. |
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- Put it on the floor. |
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- And I'm dancin' on it. |
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AppleJack 2012. |
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Prince Def Rock. |
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Chilly Chill. |
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P-P-Popcorn. |
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Rocket Shoe. |
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Funky Fresh Boyz. F.F.B.! |
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Go, Kip! |
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Ooh! |
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Justin, don't do it! |
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- Justin! |
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- Justin? Justin? |
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- Justin. |
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He did the move. |
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Nice play, Shakespeare. |
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Someone call somebody! |
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- All right. Slow down. |
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- Okay. Good. Happy birthday, kid. |
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Jesus. |
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I got 20 years |
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- Here we go. |
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Happy birthday! |
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- Blow out your candles. |
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You do this every year. |
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- Why are you so negative? |
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Oh, my God. Marty. |
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- Yeah? |
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Whoa! |
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Fire, fire, fire! |
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Mr. and Mrs. Schumacher? |
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Hi, Dr. Fry. |
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We have to talk. |
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Justin's been on unpaid life support |
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I just put 16 checks in |
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I understand how difficult it is |
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Shit, I'm still paying |
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But, unfortunately, this hospital |
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So, wait a minute. Are you- |
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Justin hasn't made |
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And the chances of him reviving |
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Maybe it's time... |
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to give your son and yourself... |
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some peace. |
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Does anybody else smell burnt cake? |
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Okay. Could you- |
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Yeah. Thank you. |
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Justin? |
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We're gonna unplug you now. |
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No more electricity. |
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And, Justin... |
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just know that your mom and dad |
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It's a shame we gotta do this |
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let's get those papers |
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Come on. |
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- Oh, Marty. |
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But the kid's a vegetable. |
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I know. I'm gonna miss that little turnip. |
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- Honey, my ass. |
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Oh. Strawberry. |
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Hey, we got the '80s flashback |
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with a little tune called "Rockit" |
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What? Where? |
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Huh? PONG. |
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Feet must be asleep. |
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- Justin? |
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Justin! |
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Okay. We're okay. |
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Welcome home, Son! |
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We should have paid for |
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Doctor said he needed it. |
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No, that's just the doctors |
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- Justin's fine. |
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Oh, Justin! |
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Justin. Hey, watch your legs. |
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That's it. Up we go. |
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- You're okay. |
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- Okay. |
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There we go. |
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- Up. That's a boy. |
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Weebles wobble, |
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- That's my boy. Oh. |
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- You should catch him. |
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Oh. There you go. |
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Watch some MTV. |
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MTV? Wicked. |
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We need to gang up |
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Mom! The TV's broken. |
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Supposed to be MTV, |
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It's just a bunch of girls |
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It's good to have him home. |
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Yeah. Okay. Now... |
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give this to him, take out the garbage, |
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What is the use of havin' a kid |
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He just came out of a coma. |
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Yeah. It's always something. |
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First he's in a coma, |
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- Sucks. |
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R2, see what you can do |
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- No, no, no. |
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No, no. |
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Uh, TiVo. |
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Uh, Justin... |
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your mom was saying that the dog |
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And since I've been doin' your chores |
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why don't you give |
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Can I wait until |
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Well, your-your arms and legs |
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Son, you've got to |
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- Mow the lawn, paint the fence. |
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Dad, is this like Mr. Miyagi telling |
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but he's really teaching him karate? |
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- No. |
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- Because you'll get- |
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- What happened to the mall? |
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Business is- it's booming. |
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- What? |
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I gotta go to the bank. |
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Darth Maul? |
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Jar Jar Binks? |
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Who are these gay birds? |
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They're not from Star Wars. |
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Hey. |
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- What do you like to play with? |
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- What's your favorite toy? |
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- Is it like a Chia Pet? |
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Oh! You know what I got at my house? |
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You know what? You should come over sometime. |
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We have potential trouble |
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Or we could play army. I could play the sergeant. |
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You and I can get in a trench together. |
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Or you can get in my foxhole. |
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You and me could play cops and robbers. |
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You could be the robber. I could be like, |
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- No, no. |
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- Don't make me pull out my nightstick. |
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I repeat. We have a happy camper |
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You can come over my house |
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You like those foxholes? |
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It's just so damn cute. |
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I- I don't like- I don't like cute things. |
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- Know what they do to bitches |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Justin? |
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Darnell? |
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- What was up with those guys? |
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Of course I like little boys. |
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No, no. Like, they thought |
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- Oh, my God. That's so gnarly. |
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Ew. Ew. |
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- You want some chew? |
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You hit your head real hard, huh? |
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You should come over my house. |
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It's gonna be awesome. |
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Man, I miss you, dog. I miss you. |
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Darnell, that's a bad word. |
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Bitch, it's 2006! |
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After N.W.A. came out, |
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- What-What's N.W.A.? |
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Look, don't worry about it. |
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I'm sorry, Darnell. |
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- I was in a coma. |
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You're a good nigger. |
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You're the best nigger I ever had. |
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Mmm, mmm, mmm! |
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Nigga, get up, get up, get up. |
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Mrs. Schumacher, we can't give you a loan. |
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This bank has already extended itself |
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I don't- I don't think |
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the extent of Justin's |
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They're gigantic. And, um, |
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And, um, |
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- I just- I don't- |
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I gotta pay my parents back. |
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- Whoa. Is this the new mall? |
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It's like Epcot Center. |
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Holy crap! |
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- What's goin' on here? |
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Yellow leather, red leather. |
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Toy boat. Why isn't |
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They're shootin' a TV show. I heard of this. |
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It's like American Idol for dancing. |
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America what? |
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Star Search. It's like Star Search. |
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Okay. Stretch time's over. |
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All right, girls. |
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Boy, they really didn't |
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That's better. |
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Oh- |
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It- It's Ju- |
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Ju-Just- |
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Oh, my God! Justin! Oh, my God! |
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I never thought I'd see you again. |
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I never thought I'd- |
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Oh, my God. |
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I mean, a lot. |
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- A lot, a lot. |
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- Oh, my God. |
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- I know I'm black, but I'm not invisible. |
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- I'm sorry, Darnell. I didn't mean to be rude. |
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I-I'm good. I'm real good. |
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Blue Lagoon! |
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We-We never got to |
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- Betamax. |
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Whoo! Mmm, mmm. |
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- Kip, you remember Justin. |
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- Wait. Did you cut my lawn a few weeks ago? |
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- Clean my pool? |
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You're the jackass that flipped |
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Oh, my God! I thought you were dead! |
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- Kip. |
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Like that. Holy sh- I can't believe it. |
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Hey. Did you show him? |
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- Oh, wrong finger. Look. |
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We're engaged. |
00:22:06 |
You okay? |
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You look like you just |
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Well, it was great |
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Uh, here. |
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Take a flyer. |
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So, do you have |
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or are ya still |
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- Still livin' with- |
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Well, we gotta run. |
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Why don't you say good-bye |
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Use that hand later for something, |
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Let her go, man. |
00:22:42 |
- Was he retarded before the coma? |
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Yeah. |
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But now she's "his-o." |
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No. |
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All I gotta do is dog him |
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No, no, no, no, no, no. |
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Justin. Justin! |
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Oh, God. |
00:23:07 |
Justin, no! No! |
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Justin, you're still weak! |
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- Watch this, hiz-o. |
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Y'all know him? |
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Security. |
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Don't feed the animal. |
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I mean- I mean, come on. |
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I hate everyone. |
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- What are you doin'? |
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- With Pop Rocks and a soda? |
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Let me have it, Justin. |
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Ahhh. |
00:24:03 |
- Hey. |
00:24:05 |
See? You won't die. |
00:24:07 |
- But Mikey. |
00:24:10 |
You have a better chance |
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Come on, man. |
00:24:18 |
Where's the Rocket Shoe? |
00:24:21 |
Hey, wait. |
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Did you read this? |
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"Get 2 Steppin' Crew Edition. |
00:24:29 |
"Compete for the grand prize |
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with D-Zone Videos and $100,000." |
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Oh, no, no, no, no, |
00:24:41 |
- Hell no, Justin. |
00:24:44 |
We win the contest, |
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we stuff Kip so hard |
00:24:50 |
Darnell, you know what we gotta do? |
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We gotta get the Funky Fresh Boyz |
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Ow! |
00:24:58 |
Didn't I say "hell no"? |
00:25:02 |
Why are you so angry? |
00:25:05 |
- No. |
00:25:07 |
Will you stop sayin' |
00:25:09 |
Venus, Serena, say hi to Justin |
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I didn't know you had kids. |
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- They ain't mine. |
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Why y'all just sittin' here? |
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Cockroach! |
00:25:20 |
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. |
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Relax. Relax. |
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It's not a real roach. |
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It's one of my inventions. |
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- they had those toys called |
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You could grab it, throw it against the wall. |
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- Right. You know how much |
00:25:40 |
- A hundred million dollars. |
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Yes. A hundred million dollars |
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And you think the next |
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The Ghetto Wall-Grabber. |
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Here. Try it. |
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Throw it right up against the wall. |
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comin' down the wall. |
00:26:09 |
Wow, that's cool. That sticks. |
00:26:12 |
Yep. I'll sell a million |
00:26:15 |
So what's stopping you |
00:26:17 |
$10,000 in seed money. |
00:26:21 |
And as you can see, |
00:26:23 |
Every time that stupid girl watch a video, |
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Hmm. $10,000. |
00:26:29 |
Hmm. I wonder where |
00:26:31 |
Uh, Justin. |
00:26:33 |
Uh, Justin. |
00:26:40 |
- Darnell. |
00:26:42 |
You got your hair did. |
00:26:45 |
- You bring the diapers? |
00:26:47 |
- Where? |
00:26:48 |
Is that all you got? |
00:26:52 |
It'd last a long time |
00:26:55 |
- I'm sorry, baby. I didn't have no more money. |
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How come every time |
00:27:01 |
But when you need to buy parts and shit |
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you got more money than 50 Cent? |
00:27:05 |
Like this. |
00:27:07 |
What is this? What? |
00:27:09 |
It's an automatic jean tight-roller. |
00:27:12 |
Ain't nobody tight-rollin' |
00:27:15 |
But, baby, this one's automatic. |
00:27:17 |
I don't care if it's automatic, |
00:27:19 |
I don't give a shit-o-matic. |
00:27:21 |
Ain't nobody tight-rollin' |
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Excuse me, ma'am. |
00:27:28 |
Who the hell are you? |
00:27:31 |
I know a way Darnell could get |
00:27:34 |
- and keep your kids in diapers |
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Damn, baby! |
00:27:41 |
- I can't dance like that no more. |
00:27:44 |
You better bust a move, |
00:27:47 |
Now, I don't want to see your black ass again |
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or a whole lot of diapers. |
00:27:55 |
Oh, hell no. |
00:27:58 |
- What you say, nigga? |
00:28:01 |
Now get to steppin'. |
00:28:03 |
- I'm goin', baby. |
00:28:05 |
- You too. |
00:28:10 |
I ain't playin' with you. |
00:28:12 |
Man, I hope you know |
00:28:14 |
Oh, I know what we're doing. We're getting |
00:28:22 |
- Is this the right place? |
00:28:26 |
What is that? |
00:28:29 |
Is that Hector? |
00:28:37 |
Or some dude that ate Hector. |
00:28:39 |
- Man. |
00:28:45 |
Damn, that nigga big. |
00:28:47 |
You gotta move this car |
00:28:52 |
Mr. Jackson? |
00:28:55 |
Darnell Jackson? |
00:28:58 |
Hector! |
00:29:02 |
And you know who this |
00:29:04 |
No way! Justin! |
00:29:06 |
- Hey, buddy. |
00:29:09 |
You're alive! |
00:29:12 |
Okay, okay, okay. |
00:29:15 |
- Oh, man. |
00:29:18 |
- How long have you been a meter bitch? |
00:29:20 |
Few years. |
00:29:22 |
Rough times out here |
00:29:25 |
818 ain't no joke. |
00:29:28 |
I've been shot at. |
00:29:30 |
- What? |
00:29:33 |
Man, you the meter bitch. |
00:29:36 |
Uh- Hmm. |
00:29:43 |
Oh! I once let David Hasselhoff |
00:29:47 |
You know, he sometimes drives around L.A. |
00:29:51 |
Wow. |
00:29:52 |
Yeah, right? |
00:29:55 |
We're gettin' the Funky Fresh Boyz |
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and we need |
00:30:01 |
- I don't know, guys. |
00:30:05 |
We know you gotta get up in the morning |
00:30:08 |
Just 'cause I'm fat |
00:30:12 |
Check this out. |
00:30:39 |
You know break-dancing burns |
00:30:44 |
Now, if Aki's a quadriplegic, |
00:30:48 |
Sorry, guys. |
00:30:52 |
There is no frickin' way |
00:30:55 |
Wait. Why? Why are you |
00:30:58 |
Like what? All negative? I- |
00:31:01 |
No. Like, um- You- Um- |
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You know. You know. |
00:31:08 |
Come on, bitch. |
00:31:12 |
It's booby traps. |
00:31:14 |
- No, but say "booty twaps" 'cause it's awesome. |
00:31:17 |
Please. |
00:31:22 |
Okay. |
00:31:24 |
Booty twaps. |
00:31:29 |
I love it when you do that! |
00:31:36 |
I love it when you say that! |
00:31:38 |
You look so stupid! |
00:31:44 |
It's funny! Asian guy funny! |
00:31:49 |
I knew it. |
00:31:51 |
I was never your friend. |
00:31:54 |
Your little Ewok, Mogwai, |
00:31:58 |
Wax on, wax off, huh? |
00:32:00 |
Yeah. |
00:32:03 |
You know, I was at that school for a year |
00:32:07 |
Then came a little movie called |
00:32:10 |
The second I saw it, |
00:32:13 |
200 kids begging me to say, |
00:32:17 |
What's happenin', hot stuff?" |
00:32:26 |
"Get in that foxhole, gook!" |
00:32:28 |
Mao! Mao! Mao! |
00:32:31 |
No! |
00:32:33 |
You frickin' round eyes |
00:32:36 |
Round eye? I'm Mexican, ese. |
00:32:40 |
Ten years of taking advantage |
00:32:44 |
"Indy, I 'ruv' you" and "robster craws" |
00:32:49 |
Not anymore. |
00:32:51 |
Thanks to thousands |
00:32:56 |
I act like this. |
00:33:02 |
Do you have any extra 2111s? |
00:33:08 |
Hi, Yun. |
00:33:14 |
I'm Jewish. |
00:33:19 |
Damn, Aki. |
00:33:21 |
She didn't even know |
00:33:23 |
Uh, excuse me. Uh, Lucy Liu. |
00:33:25 |
Don't! |
00:33:27 |
Relax. I got you, dog. |
00:33:30 |
Do you have any idea who it was |
00:33:33 |
No. |
00:33:35 |
Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, |
00:33:40 |
Zero percent. |
00:33:43 |
One more question, please. |
00:33:50 |
Two percent. |
00:33:53 |
Mathematically that's |
00:33:55 |
Yes! That's my Aki! |
00:33:58 |
- Homeboys forever? |
00:34:00 |
- Homeboys forever. |
00:34:03 |
- Homeboys forever. |
00:34:05 |
Funky Fresh Boyz! |
00:34:09 |
If that's what you guys |
00:34:11 |
it goes back down to one percent. |
00:34:13 |
- One percent is still good. |
00:34:16 |
- Yeah. |
00:34:18 |
Fuck you, Mr. Ferguson! |
00:34:20 |
I'm kidding. |
00:34:25 |
Oh! |
00:34:26 |
- Geez. |
00:34:29 |
- I'm sorry. I didn't- |
00:34:31 |
- Jen. |
00:34:35 |
What are you doin' here? |
00:34:37 |
What's all this? |
00:34:39 |
Oh. We're getting the Boyz |
00:34:42 |
Cool. |
00:34:44 |
You ever think about updating a bit? |
00:34:46 |
These clothes are pretty old-school. |
00:34:48 |
I only ever went to one school. |
00:34:51 |
And those moves are wack. |
00:34:53 |
What you talkin' about, Jen? |
00:34:55 |
If I went beat boy right here, I'd have a crowd |
00:34:59 |
'Cause everyone would want to see |
00:35:01 |
- Is that a challenge? |
00:35:05 |
Yo, deejay! |
00:35:08 |
I'm deejay? |
00:35:10 |
Give me a beat! |
00:35:12 |
I have beet. |
00:35:13 |
No. Please don't. |
00:35:15 |
Oh. Oh. |
00:35:21 |
God! |
00:35:26 |
What's wrong with that? |
00:35:32 |
Yes. Okay. |
00:35:35 |
Hey! |
00:35:37 |
That's my house! |
00:35:40 |
Hey, that shiny man stole my house! |
00:35:44 |
What the- |
00:35:47 |
Hey, shiny man. |
00:35:50 |
- You break-dance? |
00:35:52 |
Back in the day, |
00:35:55 |
They used to call me |
00:36:00 |
Deejay! |
00:36:02 |
I'm not deejay. |
00:36:22 |
Oh, I feel- |
00:36:34 |
Yo, Hammer pants. |
00:36:37 |
There just comes a time when we heed a certain |
00:36:44 |
Wow. |
00:36:47 |
I missed you. |
00:36:51 |
I should get going. |
00:36:54 |
Yeah. Me too. |
00:36:57 |
Okay? |
00:36:58 |
- Thanks for the advice. |
00:37:01 |
- I'll call you. |
00:37:03 |
Okay, guys. We're gonna need to update |
00:37:07 |
We need to start by updating |
00:37:16 |
- Ain't nobody wearin' parachute pants no more. |
00:37:20 |
Fine. |
00:37:22 |
Let's just go through |
00:37:25 |
- Uh, no. |
00:37:27 |
Come on, man. |
00:37:30 |
Ready? |
00:37:36 |
Oh, man! |
00:37:38 |
What the hell are you doin'? |
00:37:40 |
You're f-in' me up. |
00:37:42 |
Half of you did go left. |
00:37:45 |
- How many halves you got? |
00:37:48 |
Let's just start with something |
00:37:51 |
Let's just start with the robot. |
00:37:53 |
Okay? All right. |
00:37:55 |
Remember, guys. |
00:38:06 |
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. |
00:38:10 |
Come on, man. |
00:38:12 |
You look like C-3PO with R2-D2 |
00:38:16 |
Shut up! They don't do this anymore. |
00:38:19 |
Guys, this is serious. We need to win this contest. |
00:38:22 |
- And we can't let anything stand in our way. |
00:38:26 |
Mom! You're ruining everything. |
00:38:29 |
Justin Allen, what could I possibly |
00:38:32 |
- Oh, oh. |
00:38:34 |
You have a girl on the phone for you. |
00:38:37 |
Shut up! |
00:38:39 |
Shut up! |
00:38:43 |
- Hello. |
00:38:45 |
- Hi, Jen. |
00:38:49 |
Uh, n-Yeah. No. |
00:38:51 |
Oh. Turn it down! |
00:38:54 |
Hi. |
00:38:56 |
You are so lucky you missed out |
00:38:59 |
That and "Whoomp! There It Is." |
00:39:03 |
Listen. Kip's throwing |
00:39:06 |
You should come. |
00:39:08 |
I was in D&D Club. |
00:39:11 |
Oh, it's not that kind of club? |
00:39:30 |
Justin! |
00:39:32 |
I'm so glad you came. |
00:39:35 |
How do you like this place? |
00:39:41 |
Don't worry. |
00:39:45 |
Justin? |
00:39:48 |
- You're having a seizure. |
00:39:51 |
- Don't swallow it. |
00:39:54 |
- He's krumping. |
00:39:56 |
Get a real wallet! |
00:39:59 |
Waterproof. Jealous? |
00:40:04 |
Hey. The crapper's |
00:40:06 |
- Yeah. You can't miss it. It says "W"- |
00:40:09 |
What? Hey! |
00:40:11 |
Say, isn't it past your bedtime? |
00:40:14 |
No. Mom said I could |
00:40:17 |
Whoa! Holy smokes, Jen. |
00:40:20 |
- Yeah. |
00:40:23 |
- No. I rode my bike. |
00:40:26 |
That's pretty cool. I had a bike. Do you have, |
00:40:29 |
Or how about the baseball cards |
00:40:34 |
- Kip, stop it. |
00:40:37 |
- I got mags. |
00:40:40 |
Hey, Andrew McCarthy. |
00:40:42 |
Hey. Why don't you go to the bar |
00:40:45 |
Well, do they have fruit punch? |
00:40:48 |
The fruitiest. |
00:40:52 |
- Sounds good. |
00:40:54 |
Here's lookin' at you, kid. |
00:41:01 |
You're a jerk. |
00:41:03 |
Hey. |
00:41:09 |
- Frontsies. |
00:41:15 |
Frontsies. |
00:41:18 |
No. |
00:41:20 |
Backsies. |
00:41:34 |
- You havin' some fun yet? |
00:41:37 |
There's nothin' to do. |
00:41:39 |
Shut up. All right. Look around you. |
00:41:43 |
I'm gonna have a birthday party |
00:41:46 |
You wanna have fun? |
00:41:48 |
Learn to dance like the brother. |
00:41:52 |
Taste some of this. |
00:41:54 |
Gives you wings, buddy. |
00:41:59 |
Whoa. |
00:42:03 |
Mmm. |
00:42:17 |
Justin. Justin. |
00:42:20 |
Justin. |
00:42:22 |
- Come on, baby. Justin. |
00:42:26 |
What are you doin' here? |
00:42:28 |
Mackin' hos. |
00:42:31 |
- You mack hos? |
00:42:36 |
You ain't never seen |
00:42:38 |
Dang. |
00:42:40 |
- Whoo! |
00:42:45 |
Justin. |
00:42:48 |
Jen. |
00:42:51 |
Justin, should I call you a cab? |
00:42:53 |
Don't call me a cab. |
00:42:57 |
I missed you so much, |
00:43:00 |
Yes, I'm a jerk. |
00:43:09 |
Justin, we're gonna go. |
00:43:12 |
You suck. |
00:43:15 |
I gotta go home. |
00:43:22 |
Somebody's in here. |
00:43:25 |
Okay. Okay! |
00:43:27 |
All right then. |
00:43:29 |
Justin, your father and I are not happy |
00:43:34 |
Coming in at all hours. And you cannot |
00:43:37 |
It's like you're a 12-year-old |
00:43:41 |
Yeah. And you have seriously |
00:43:44 |
We know you have started |
00:43:47 |
And, frankly, we have |
00:43:49 |
without worrying about you cracking |
00:43:53 |
I'm not doing head spins. |
00:43:56 |
- I just need more time. |
00:43:59 |
Oh, my God! |
00:44:03 |
- Jesus Christ! |
00:44:05 |
Okay, honey. We went |
00:44:09 |
And he, um- he gave us some medicine |
00:44:14 |
And it's called Ritalin. |
00:44:18 |
Oh, God, no. Skin. |
00:44:20 |
You'd rather me take drugs |
00:44:23 |
What is wrong with you people? |
00:44:25 |
Just leave me alone! |
00:44:33 |
- I think I'm gonna take a couple of these. |
00:44:38 |
I know what the next big fad is. |
00:44:39 |
- You remember the Rubik's Cube? |
00:44:42 |
- You remember it, right? |
00:44:45 |
Okay. I came up with |
00:44:48 |
Except I put in a little culture. |
00:44:55 |
Now presenting... |
00:45:00 |
I'll sell a million |
00:45:06 |
Jewish star, a money sign, |
00:45:11 |
Dude, you put a dick |
00:45:20 |
- Give me that. |
00:45:22 |
It's a circumcised penis. |
00:45:25 |
The only other real Jewish thing |
00:45:31 |
Hey, Justin. So what are |
00:45:35 |
Aki, do the robot. |
00:45:38 |
How you used to. |
00:45:50 |
Stop. |
00:45:53 |
Stop. |
00:45:55 |
Stop! |
00:45:59 |
Aki, it's time |
00:46:01 |
and find your inner Roboto. |
00:46:04 |
- Domo. |
00:46:06 |
- Domo. |
00:46:07 |
But I can't show you the way. |
00:46:12 |
But he can. |
00:46:19 |
Justin, this is ridiculous. |
00:46:21 |
Shoot, we ain't losin' a hundred grand |
00:46:25 |
Before I punch you in the head |
00:46:37 |
What in the hell is that? |
00:46:39 |
This is robo-retarded. |
00:46:43 |
Listen, guys. |
00:46:47 |
or forgotten what we love... |
00:46:50 |
or even been in a coma. |
00:46:53 |
But starting today, right now... |
00:46:57 |
we remember who we are. |
00:47:00 |
'Cause we are the Funky Fresh Boyz. |
00:48:32 |
Jen, we're gonna be late. |
00:48:40 |
This is not happening. |
00:48:45 |
All right. |
00:48:48 |
I need you to tell me |
00:48:52 |
about the female anatomy. |
00:49:00 |
I think it's time I introduced you |
00:49:05 |
the Internet. |
00:49:09 |
And that covers about, oh, |
00:49:13 |
Huh? Huh? |
00:49:17 |
Justin. Justin. |
00:49:22 |
By the power of Grayskull. |
00:49:25 |
Bodies aren't supposed to- |
00:49:27 |
Midget. Cheese Whiz. |
00:49:31 |
That's not how you play Twister. |
00:49:34 |
Ooh, I didn't see that one yet. |
00:49:36 |
- No, no, no. |
00:49:37 |
- No, no, no. |
00:49:39 |
Calm down, nigga. |
00:49:41 |
Okay. Now, what we need to do |
00:49:46 |
Okay? 'Cause |
00:49:48 |
Damn. She got a nice ass. |
00:49:50 |
Click it. |
00:50:06 |
You guys are Cole's crew, right? |
00:50:12 |
Which one of you is Cole? |
00:50:25 |
- You're Cole? |
00:50:28 |
A contest I'd like to see you win. |
00:50:30 |
- Don't worry. |
00:50:35 |
I'm worried that four |
00:50:39 |
are gonna stir up a bunch of goodwill |
00:50:41 |
and get their wack wrinkly asses |
00:50:46 |
I can't let that happen. |
00:50:50 |
That's where you four come in. |
00:50:52 |
Now listen to me very carefully, |
00:50:58 |
and most important of all... |
00:51:00 |
that you beat the Funky Fresh Boyz. |
00:51:03 |
No problem. |
00:51:05 |
Only we'll do more |
00:51:08 |
We'll make sure |
00:51:15 |
Yeah. I don't think that sounds |
00:51:18 |
- Yeah, huh. |
00:51:25 |
All right. |
00:51:32 |
Excuse me one second, girls. |
00:52:16 |
Yes. |
00:52:18 |
Yes. |
00:52:22 |
Uh-oh. |
00:52:31 |
- Hi, Justin. |
00:52:35 |
Hi. Yo. |
00:52:37 |
Uh- I-D-Do you work right here? |
00:52:40 |
I'd love to go to dinner with you. |
00:52:43 |
But right now I have to |
00:52:48 |
- And, Darnell- |
00:52:52 |
- You ought to be ashamed of yourself. |
00:52:59 |
Darnell? You're here? |
00:53:51 |
Bye. |
00:53:56 |
Yes! |
00:00:02 |
I don't know why |
00:00:04 |
Because there's more of you |
00:00:07 |
Now here, put this on. |
00:00:11 |
Justin, you just rang the doorbell. |
00:00:15 |
Make your move. |
00:00:18 |
- Hi, Justin. |
00:00:20 |
- Justin, how do I look? |
00:00:24 |
Justin, do I look nice? |
00:00:26 |
Do you think that maybe I look nice? |
00:00:30 |
You gotta make me feel pretty. |
00:00:34 |
You know what |
00:00:36 |
You think I'm stupid? |
00:00:39 |
You don't tell me nothing. |
00:00:42 |
You think I'm a whore? |
00:00:44 |
- I- |
00:00:47 |
Do you? What's my name? |
00:00:50 |
- Who's your father? |
00:00:53 |
- Oh! Oh, oh! |
00:00:55 |
That's what adults do |
00:00:57 |
They get naked and ask each other |
00:01:00 |
- Shave! |
00:01:02 |
This is clearly not workin'. |
00:01:05 |
Okay, what we need to do is, |
00:01:15 |
What? It's muscle. |
00:01:19 |
Just not toned. |
00:01:21 |
Okay. All right. |
00:01:23 |
Now, Justin, here's what |
00:01:25 |
You see that? |
00:01:27 |
I need you to slowly- |
00:01:31 |
slowly make your move |
00:01:34 |
- You get it. Do it. |
00:01:36 |
- That's it. |
00:01:38 |
- Yeah. Now go slow. Slow. |
00:01:41 |
- You don't want to hurt her. |
00:01:43 |
No, no, no, no. |
00:01:46 |
Straight up like that. |
00:01:48 |
- You just squeeze it. |
00:01:51 |
You have to play it |
00:01:53 |
tiny violin. |
00:01:59 |
Ow! |
00:02:01 |
Yeah! You know, it's not a twist off. |
00:02:04 |
- You knead it. |
00:02:07 |
- You don't know. |
00:02:10 |
Now work it on your own. |
00:02:14 |
Lean in on her. |
00:02:17 |
Lean in on her. Lean in on her. |
00:02:20 |
Now blow on 'em. Blow on 'em. |
00:02:23 |
- Yeah, work it. And lick your lips. |
00:02:25 |
You're a monster. |
00:02:27 |
- Come on now. Make your move. |
00:02:29 |
- Dude. All right! |
00:02:33 |
Stop! |
00:02:35 |
I am a man, all right? |
00:02:39 |
- All right. |
00:02:43 |
How was that? |
00:02:45 |
Oh, you're like |
00:02:48 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
00:02:50 |
You were kneadin'- |
00:02:52 |
Justin! |
00:02:54 |
Okay, now go take a shower. |
00:02:57 |
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. |
00:03:00 |
Damn. He's never gonna get laid. |
00:03:03 |
- He gonna die a virgin. |
00:03:06 |
My man just needs a little something |
00:03:10 |
Put him in the zone. |
00:03:12 |
If only there was something really awesome |
00:03:17 |
Or drive. |
00:03:24 |
- So where are we goin'? |
00:03:49 |
Justin. |
00:03:53 |
Uh- |
00:03:55 |
A young loner on a crusade to champion |
00:03:58 |
the powerless, the helpless... |
00:04:01 |
in a world of criminals |
00:04:03 |
- Whoa. |
00:04:06 |
Well, you two, he's all yours. |
00:04:13 |
Justin, remember... |
00:04:16 |
91 octane or above. |
00:04:18 |
He's getting a little old. |
00:04:22 |
Oh, and, Justin... |
00:04:24 |
like a little violin. |
00:04:27 |
Thanks, David Hasselhoff. |
00:04:41 |
Looks like they forgot my burger. |
00:04:44 |
Oh, that's too bad. |
00:04:46 |
Robble, robble. |
00:04:49 |
I'm sorry. |
00:04:51 |
I said, that's too bad |
00:04:54 |
Stinks, you know. |
00:04:57 |
Robble, robble, robble. |
00:05:03 |
Robble, robble, robble. |
00:05:05 |
Give it back! |
00:05:07 |
Hey, give me back my burg- |
00:05:10 |
Robble, robble, robble, robble. |
00:05:12 |
- Ro- Ro- Robble. |
00:05:17 |
Why are you marrying Kip? |
00:05:20 |
Excuse me while I go |
00:05:25 |
He's a total homo- |
00:05:28 |
jerk-wad. |
00:05:30 |
He doesn't care |
00:05:33 |
he's mean and he- he dresses like someone |
00:05:40 |
Kip's not so bad. |
00:05:43 |
We lost touch for a while and met up |
00:05:48 |
I missed everything. |
00:05:51 |
- Don't say that. |
00:05:53 |
Gremlins 2, Ghostbusters II. |
00:05:56 |
I just found out they made jeans |
00:05:59 |
which is awesome. |
00:06:01 |
But I missed that too. |
00:06:04 |
Stupid coma. |
00:06:07 |
It's not all bad. |
00:06:11 |
hair-metal power ballads, prom. |
00:06:15 |
- Bleh. |
00:06:18 |
No. They make it sound all nice |
00:06:24 |
They forget to tell you |
00:06:27 |
in your white dress. |
00:06:30 |
I wish I could have |
00:06:33 |
I would have bought you |
00:06:35 |
for your wrist that matched |
00:06:40 |
And then the deejay would have played |
00:06:52 |
Sounds like here's your chance. |
00:07:00 |
You know, now that |
00:07:03 |
your hands go here. |
00:07:43 |
Justin, we can't. |
00:07:45 |
Wait. |
00:08:00 |
I can't believe you kept this. |
00:08:03 |
I was in a coma. |
00:08:08 |
But I would have never |
00:08:10 |
This is the most important toy |
00:08:30 |
It's a good thing David |
00:08:35 |
Justin, could you please not- |
00:08:58 |
I'll never... |
00:09:00 |
play video games again. |
00:09:22 |
Let me just shut that off. |
00:09:27 |
Oh, my God. |
00:09:29 |
Oh, my God. |
00:09:31 |
Oh, my God. I'm engaged. |
00:09:34 |
Seriously, what am I doing? |
00:09:36 |
Oh, my God. |
00:09:38 |
Justin, I'm so sorry. |
00:09:40 |
- I'm sorry, Justin! |
00:09:43 |
- Kip! |
00:09:48 |
Justin. Justin! |
00:09:56 |
Justin. Justin! Relax. |
00:09:58 |
- Tell me now. What happened? |
00:10:00 |
We kissed on the face. |
00:10:03 |
And then she- she- |
00:10:06 |
And then she cried and ran away. |
00:10:09 |
What base is that? |
00:10:11 |
Nigga, that ain't a base. |
00:10:14 |
- Justin, you just can't- |
00:10:23 |
Hey, Jen! |
00:10:25 |
Aki, Hector. |
00:10:28 |
Wow. You two are like a bad buddy cop movie |
00:10:35 |
What are you, Detective Rice |
00:10:42 |
Could you guys give this |
00:10:46 |
We're not stayin'? |
00:10:47 |
Justin will be back in a second. |
00:10:50 |
Yeah! |
00:10:57 |
Hey, Jen! |
00:10:59 |
Hey, Jen! Hey. |
00:11:02 |
Isn't this place cool? |
00:11:04 |
Hey. Oh, I won this |
00:11:09 |
Hmm. Garfield. |
00:11:11 |
Yeah. Twenty-one tickets. |
00:11:14 |
Let's play Whaca Taco. |
00:11:18 |
Oh! Oh! |
00:11:20 |
Sorry. |
00:11:24 |
Hey. Number nine. |
00:11:28 |
Is that number 10... |
00:11:30 |
for ya, fatty? |
00:11:37 |
- Justin, we need to talk. |
00:11:39 |
But you gotta talk |
00:11:44 |
I wanted to buy you something |
00:11:47 |
since we're both going steady. |
00:11:49 |
- But since I didn't get my allowance this week- |
00:12:00 |
But last night. |
00:12:05 |
Last night was a mistake. |
00:12:10 |
I'm with Kip. |
00:12:14 |
We're getting married. |
00:12:16 |
We have stability, |
00:12:19 |
I can't just give up on that because of |
00:12:23 |
I don't get it. |
00:12:26 |
I don't expect you to get it. |
00:12:28 |
It's complicated. |
00:12:32 |
You're still just a kid. |
00:12:43 |
May I see the Garfield eraser |
00:13:04 |
Calm down. |
00:13:11 |
Try not to hate me. |
00:13:13 |
I hate you more |
00:13:16 |
I thought Garfield hated lasagna. |
00:13:18 |
Garfield loves lasagna! |
00:13:22 |
I wish they would've |
00:13:39 |
Work it, Hector! |
00:13:42 |
Work it, Hector! |
00:13:45 |
Oh. Yo, man! |
00:13:47 |
Oh, uh-oh. What you got? |
00:13:51 |
Go, Coma! Go, Coma! |
00:13:53 |
Go, Coma! Go, Coma! |
00:13:57 |
You can dance in a video game... |
00:13:59 |
but can you dance on the street? |
00:14:01 |
Ooh. |
00:14:05 |
- I'm leaving. |
00:14:08 |
That sounds like a challenge. |
00:14:11 |
Oh, it's definitely |
00:14:13 |
You and me in the parking lot, |
00:14:18 |
You had mono? |
00:14:20 |
Well, I was in a coma. |
00:14:24 |
Justin, you don't have to do this. |
00:14:26 |
Oh, thanks for caring. Not! |
00:14:29 |
Get to steppin', Jen. |
00:14:34 |
Bye, Jen. |
00:14:36 |
Hmph! |
00:15:35 |
- What's up? |
00:15:37 |
Yeah, that's right. |
00:15:49 |
That's right, son. |
00:16:03 |
Hmph! |
00:16:09 |
- Ah, no, no, no! |
00:16:11 |
That's good. That's good. |
00:16:17 |
Watch this. |
00:16:23 |
One song. |
00:16:26 |
A'ight? |
00:16:31 |
Say it, don't spray it. |
00:16:38 |
- Yeah, man. Yeah. |
00:16:41 |
Yeah, what you got? |
00:16:56 |
This shrimp ain't nothin'. |
00:17:00 |
Oh, yeah. That old trick? |
00:17:06 |
He's great. |
00:17:13 |
What am I doin' here? |
00:17:21 |
Wake up! Wake up! |
00:17:30 |
You just got served, son! |
00:17:51 |
Damn! What the hell |
00:17:54 |
I fixed it so it looks like my life. |
00:17:57 |
Like a big piece of doody. |
00:18:00 |
- Doesn't it look like doody? |
00:18:03 |
- We don't want to talk about no doody cake. |
00:18:06 |
My life is like |
00:18:10 |
that was put in |
00:18:12 |
and then thawed out in a hurry. |
00:18:16 |
And now they're both big... |
00:18:19 |
squished soggy pieces of... shit! |
00:18:23 |
- Justin! |
00:18:27 |
- What are you doing? |
00:18:29 |
Chill, Justin! |
00:18:33 |
Justin! What the hell are you doin'? |
00:18:37 |
Chill, Justin! This is already |
00:18:40 |
Yeah, your analogy |
00:18:45 |
We're a bunch of losers. |
00:18:47 |
We're a bunch of 30-year-old men... |
00:18:50 |
pretending to be 13 years old |
00:18:54 |
Hey, guys... |
00:18:56 |
that's a great way to redeem |
00:19:00 |
- Let's enter a dance contest. |
00:19:03 |
I was in a coma! |
00:19:06 |
I feel like a retard. |
00:19:09 |
Uh, Justin, |
00:19:11 |
Retarded? |
00:19:13 |
Who's retarded? |
00:19:19 |
It's not nice to say "retarded." |
00:19:26 |
Bye, Orko. |
00:19:34 |
Bye, Jokey Smurf. |
00:19:42 |
Bye, Micro Machines made by Galoob. |
00:20:21 |
What in the hell... |
00:20:25 |
have we gotten ourselves into? |
00:20:33 |
Hey. Watch where |
00:20:40 |
What? What? |
00:20:42 |
- Huh! |
00:20:45 |
What-What about them? |
00:20:49 |
Thing's starting soon. |
00:20:53 |
- Justin's not coming. |
00:20:56 |
Who needs him? |
00:20:58 |
Uh, guys, we do. |
00:21:01 |
Crew must have four members. |
00:21:05 |
That was fast. |
00:21:07 |
Hey, man, hold on. |
00:21:11 |
Look, all we need |
00:21:14 |
Technically, we need just one more person |
00:21:20 |
Okay. And the fourth |
00:21:22 |
- Name? |
00:21:26 |
A.K.A. Big Jennifer Garner... |
00:21:29 |
A.K.A. Tim Russert- |
00:21:31 |
- Okay. |
00:21:35 |
A.K.A. Cream of Wheat, |
00:21:39 |
A.K.A. Carl-Carl-Carl- |
00:21:43 |
Carl-Carl-Carl! |
00:21:44 |
Carl. Okay. Thanks. |
00:21:47 |
Yeah, way to go. |
00:21:51 |
Funky Fresh Boyz! |
00:22:03 |
Yeah! |
00:22:06 |
This is Get 2 Steppin'! |
00:22:08 |
Kip Unger! |
00:22:11 |
Yeah! |
00:22:14 |
Come on, people! |
00:22:17 |
Kip! Kip! Kip! Kip! Kip! |
00:22:20 |
- Come on. Let me hear ya! |
00:22:22 |
Kip! Kip! Kip! |
00:22:25 |
Yeah! |
00:22:27 |
You're watchin' Get 2 Steppin'. |
00:22:30 |
- Just Kip, Kip- |
00:22:33 |
Kippin' it real, you betcha. |
00:22:36 |
give it up for D.J. Tanner! |
00:22:41 |
All day, baby. |
00:22:48 |
Today, the best dance crews |
00:22:51 |
will compete on this stage |
00:22:53 |
When they're done, |
00:22:56 |
- So, if you like somethin', make some noise. |
00:23:02 |
All right, let's hit off our first battle |
00:23:05 |
Iced Cole Krew versus the Misfitz. |
00:23:12 |
Are you ready? |
00:23:16 |
Misfitz! |
00:23:19 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:23:24 |
One, two, three, you're up! |
00:24:44 |
I think we're out |
00:24:46 |
Come on, man. Don't talk like that. |
00:25:05 |
Let's hear it, y'all! |
00:25:11 |
Get to steppin'. |
00:25:15 |
All right. |
00:25:17 |
give it up for Wack Attack |
00:25:22 |
Okay! Yeah! |
00:25:26 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:25:28 |
Are you ready, Funky Fresh Boyz? |
00:25:59 |
What's up? Bring it. |
00:26:24 |
Yeah! |
00:26:26 |
You're goin' down'! You're goin' down, low fry. |
00:26:40 |
Ew! |
00:26:43 |
Ew! |
00:26:45 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:26:48 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:26:51 |
- Hey, sweetie! |
00:26:53 |
- You suck! |
00:26:55 |
Yeah! I don't know. |
00:27:01 |
- Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. |
00:27:06 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:27:25 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:27:36 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:27:54 |
Ah, check me out. |
00:28:03 |
Wow! |
00:28:07 |
All right. |
00:28:09 |
Next up, Iced Cole Krew |
00:28:16 |
Whoo! |
00:29:24 |
Yeah! |
00:29:30 |
Oh! |
00:29:33 |
All right. Next up, |
00:29:37 |
against the Krump Kings. |
00:29:41 |
Funky Fresh Boyz. |
00:29:43 |
Get to steppin'! |
00:29:45 |
Yeah! |
00:30:16 |
Whoo! |
00:30:48 |
- You suck! |
00:30:59 |
Hey, they got medication for that now. |
00:31:18 |
Yeah! That's right! |
00:31:22 |
We got some. We got some. |
00:31:26 |
Whoa! |
00:31:40 |
- Yeah! |
00:31:47 |
- So, what do you think, boss? |
00:31:50 |
It'll be a huge hit |
00:31:53 |
How about a huge, |
00:31:55 |
- What the hell does that mean? |
00:31:59 |
How did Cole's crew |
00:32:02 |
Shh. |
00:32:06 |
- God! |
00:32:08 |
Why'd I do it? |
00:32:10 |
Because I'm not about to |
00:32:13 |
ruin what I've worked so hard for. |
00:32:14 |
- At least that man-child knows who he is. |
00:32:18 |
So, what, you two are gonna run off to magical |
00:32:21 |
On what, your teaching salary? |
00:32:23 |
His- His winnings from dance contests? |
00:32:30 |
What are you doin' to me, girl? |
00:32:33 |
Look, when times get tough... |
00:32:37 |
you just gotta look at your hand... |
00:32:39 |
see how nice this ring is... |
00:32:42 |
and remember what you stand to lose |
00:32:45 |
What I stand to lose? |
00:32:48 |
- Gag me with a big ego and a little di- |
00:32:53 |
You're a jerk-wad. |
00:32:55 |
Yeah, well, have fun babysitting. |
00:32:59 |
You know, Justin might be |
00:33:02 |
but he's got more balls |
00:33:05 |
What, like three? |
00:33:07 |
Kip, bust a move. |
00:33:21 |
Oh, hell no. |
00:33:23 |
You and your boyfriend |
00:33:26 |
and stick it right up your snutzy. |
00:33:28 |
- Snutzy? |
00:33:31 |
Terrified to ask what my snutzy is. |
00:33:33 |
I'll tell ya. |
00:33:35 |
And he's not my boyfriend. |
00:33:37 |
He's probably gonna have security |
00:33:49 |
What do you guys need? |
00:33:51 |
It's not what. |
00:34:03 |
- Why are you smashing Legos? |
00:34:07 |
They teach you |
00:34:10 |
and you can make anything you want. |
00:34:12 |
But you can't really |
00:34:16 |
You just get old, boring and fat. |
00:34:24 |
How did you find me? |
00:34:29 |
It's the only bar in town with a B.M.X. bike |
00:34:35 |
Justin, I'm sorry I ran out |
00:34:39 |
I'm sorry it's because of Kip. |
00:34:41 |
But if you let |
00:34:43 |
I let 'em down |
00:34:46 |
Winning a break-dancing contest |
00:34:49 |
You have to work to make money, |
00:34:53 |
Like, in an office. |
00:34:56 |
Like, doin' office things. |
00:34:59 |
Like, making copies... |
00:35:01 |
and... not of your butt. |
00:35:04 |
Justin... |
00:35:06 |
maybe it is a kid's dream. |
00:35:09 |
But I love you because you're a kid. |
00:35:13 |
Everyone I know only cares about |
00:35:18 |
Except for you. |
00:35:23 |
And that's the most |
00:35:29 |
And your friends... |
00:35:31 |
the ones who never give up on you... |
00:35:34 |
they need you. |
00:35:40 |
Almost as much as I do. |
00:35:44 |
You want another one of these? |
00:35:46 |
Can I have a Shirley Temple? |
00:35:55 |
To go. |
00:36:01 |
- It's the final battle. |
00:36:11 |
And here it goes. |
00:36:13 |
Iced Cole Krew... |
00:36:16 |
versus- and I don't know how |
00:36:19 |
- but the Funky Fresh Boyz. |
00:36:23 |
All right! Let's go! |
00:36:33 |
Well, if it isn't Larry, Curly and Homo. |
00:36:38 |
The final battle begins |
00:36:42 |
Wait! |
00:36:45 |
Wait! |
00:36:48 |
- Justin. |
00:36:50 |
Well, look what the '80s |
00:36:53 |
Kip, hold up. Um, we're gonna need |
00:36:56 |
Oh, sorry. Rules is rules. Uh, you gotta dance |
00:36:59 |
- Let him dance! |
00:37:03 |
Yeah! Let him dance! |
00:37:05 |
Let him dance! |
00:37:09 |
Let him dance! Let him dance! |
00:37:12 |
Let him dance! |
00:37:15 |
Let him dance! |
00:37:18 |
- Let him dance! |
00:37:20 |
Let him dance! |
00:37:23 |
Okay. All right. |
00:37:26 |
All right! |
00:37:29 |
All right. Awesome. |
00:37:32 |
But it's actually up to Cole. |
00:37:34 |
Cole. |
00:37:36 |
What's up, Chicken Little? |
00:37:40 |
All right. |
00:37:42 |
We can't risk it. |
00:37:44 |
Just trust me, all right? |
00:37:50 |
Let him dance, yo. |
00:37:53 |
Go show 'em, Justin. |
00:37:55 |
Yes. |
00:38:06 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
00:38:09 |
Yeah! |
00:38:11 |
I knew you were gonna make it! |
00:38:14 |
Come here! |
00:38:18 |
Huddle up, guys. |
00:38:21 |
rap was all about food |
00:38:24 |
Now times have changed. |
00:38:27 |
- puttin' wheels on your cars and slappin' women. |
00:38:31 |
But this stuff can still be fun. |
00:38:34 |
So, let's- |
00:38:38 |
Okay, I got one thing to say. |
00:38:40 |
Daniel-san, |
00:38:45 |
- karate never here. |
00:38:47 |
- I'm sorry. I was aiming for your belt. |
00:38:51 |
Ancient crane technique- |
00:38:55 |
Ay! |
00:38:59 |
- What the hell does that mean? |
00:39:02 |
This is the first step |
00:39:06 |
whatever the hell we want. |
00:39:09 |
- Homeboys forever. |
00:39:12 |
- Homeboys forever. |
00:39:15 |
Funky Fresh Boyz! F.F.B.! |
00:39:17 |
Yeah! |
00:39:19 |
Iced Cole Krew, get to steppin'! |
00:39:22 |
Mom, how'd you find me? |
00:39:24 |
But they need me. |
00:39:26 |
Justin, come on! |
00:39:35 |
- Mom, this is important! |
00:39:37 |
this break-dancing thing has caused |
00:39:40 |
It's time to grow up, Son. |
00:39:42 |
You want me to be a grown-up |
00:39:45 |
That's fine. |
00:39:48 |
- But being a grown-up means |
00:39:52 |
The world don't move |
00:39:57 |
What might be right for you |
00:40:01 |
- Justin! Come on, man! |
00:40:06 |
They'll have theirs... |
00:40:09 |
you'll have yours... |
00:40:11 |
and I'll have mine. |
00:40:14 |
And together we'll be fine. |
00:40:19 |
It takes different strokes. |
00:40:22 |
Different strokes? |
00:40:24 |
Different strokes to move the world. |
00:40:27 |
You tear it up, Son. |
00:40:29 |
You have a good time, have fun, |
00:40:34 |
All right. |
00:40:37 |
go show those player-haters |
00:40:39 |
Thank you! |
00:40:41 |
Let's jam! |
00:40:44 |
Gonna bust a move. |
00:41:16 |
Prince Def Rock! |
00:41:18 |
- Chilly Chill. |
00:41:21 |
Rocket Shoe. |
00:41:25 |
Funky Fresh Boyz! F.F.B.! |
00:42:08 |
Yeah. |
00:42:16 |
Whoo! |
00:42:23 |
Whoo! |
00:42:43 |
Whoo! |
00:43:05 |
Watch how it's done, |
00:43:12 |
I can do this. |
00:43:18 |
Okay, well, maybe I can't. |
00:43:26 |
I gotta do the move. |
00:43:30 |
What you got? |
00:43:43 |
No, not again, Justin! |
00:43:52 |
Oh, my God! Justin! |
00:43:54 |
Justin! No! |
00:44:10 |
All right! |
00:44:20 |
All right. For |
00:44:23 |
and a one-year contract |
00:44:27 |
Iced Cole Krew! |
00:44:33 |
They were so good. |
00:44:41 |
Or the Funky Fresh- |
00:44:53 |
My baby! |
00:44:55 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
00:45:01 |
No! |
00:45:06 |
Funky Fart Phonies! |
00:45:12 |
Oh, don't cry, Kip. |
00:45:16 |
You all right, dude? |
00:45:27 |
He ruins... everything! |
00:45:30 |
What? |
00:45:32 |
He gives the girl I like |
00:45:37 |
And I gotta wait 17 more years |
00:45:45 |
This is bullshit! |
00:45:47 |
Me and you, Justin! |
00:45:49 |
Last dance-off. |
00:45:54 |
Man. Look at me, man. |
00:46:04 |
Freakin' geek! |
00:46:09 |
- Kip. Kip! |
00:46:11 |
- Baby, calm down. |
00:46:14 |
Kipper. |
00:46:16 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
00:46:19 |
His pasty white ass is not gonna be |
00:46:24 |
Oh. |
00:46:26 |
Thanks, Bill. |
00:46:29 |
He's gonna be on my network. |
00:46:38 |
You're firing me? |
00:46:40 |
Kip? Kippin' it real? |
00:46:44 |
What, are you freakin' retarded? |
00:46:46 |
It's not nice to say retarded. |
00:46:51 |
Hee-hee. |
00:46:58 |
Did we win? |
00:47:01 |
The worms in my brain say we win. |
00:47:06 |
Get down with my bad- |
00:47:11 |
Oh! Keep it real, Kip! |
00:47:20 |
Girls. |
00:47:25 |
We did it, baby! We did it! |
00:47:28 |
- Yeah, yeah, show me the money! |
00:47:31 |
Yeah! |
00:47:36 |
Yeah! |
00:47:40 |
Funky Fresh! Funky Fresh! Funky Fresh! |