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Kicking Screaming
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| 00:00:31 |
(Phil) |
| 00:00:33 |
A blank slate. |
| 00:00:35 |
Thinking I was in control |
| 00:00:39 |
And then I met my father. |
| 00:00:43 |
(Buck) |
| 00:00:45 |
(Phil) |
| 00:00:49 |
But in order to |
| 00:00:50 |
I strived to be |
| 00:00:52 |
Oh. Little help, |
| 00:00:54 |
l'm losing vision, |
| 00:00:55 |
You guys here, |
| 00:00:56 |
l gotta let go of this thing. |
| 00:00:59 |
Oh-oh. |
| 00:01:06 |
[yells] |
| 00:01:08 |
[groans] |
| 00:01:09 |
How far was that? |
| 00:01:12 |
Foot and three inches. |
| 00:01:15 |
Hope you boys are ready. |
| 00:01:17 |
There's a-- |
| 00:01:19 |
Runners take your mark. |
| 00:01:24 |
Hold on! Wait! |
| 00:01:25 |
[grunts] |
| 00:01:28 |
[yelling] |
| 00:01:30 |
l got it, right |
| 00:01:32 |
Oh, that hurts! |
| 00:01:34 |
[grunts] |
| 00:01:38 |
[panting] |
| 00:01:41 |
No, no, no, no. |
| 00:01:45 |
Yes, I was quite the athlete. |
| 00:01:48 |
Oh. |
| 00:01:49 |
So much so, |
| 00:01:51 |
of the prettiest girl |
| 00:01:53 |
Oh. Are you all right? |
| 00:01:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:01:55 |
Sorry about that. |
| 00:01:56 |
Yeah, it's no prob. |
| 00:01:57 |
There's a horrible wind. |
| 00:01:59 |
Uh, no, there isn't. |
| 00:02:01 |
There is o-over there. |
| 00:02:03 |
[You're The Inspiration |
| 00:02:04 |
[sighs] |
| 00:02:05 |
" You know our love was |
| 00:02:09 |
Dad? Hey, Dad! |
| 00:02:12 |
(Buck) |
| 00:02:14 |
This is Janice. |
| 00:02:15 |
Hi. |
| 00:02:16 |
[Janice giggles] |
| 00:02:18 |
We're gonna get married. |
| 00:02:20 |
Can l talk to you |
| 00:02:22 |
alone? |
| 00:02:23 |
Yeah. |
| 00:02:25 |
Be right back. |
| 00:02:26 |
(Buck) |
| 00:02:28 |
lt's nice to meet you. |
| 00:02:29 |
She's great-looking. |
| 00:02:32 |
You're getting married? |
| 00:02:34 |
[sighing] |
| 00:02:37 |
lt hasn't been easy for me |
| 00:02:39 |
She didn't die, |
| 00:02:43 |
Um, tomatoes, tomatoes. |
| 00:02:48 |
Baby. |
| 00:02:52 |
One year later, |
| 00:02:54 |
he was right there |
| 00:02:56 |
There he is, |
| 00:02:59 |
7 pounds, 6 ounces. |
| 00:03:00 |
Oh, by the way, |
| 00:03:03 |
Take a gander |
| 00:03:06 |
7 pounds, 7. |
| 00:03:09 |
Just a little bit bigger. |
| 00:03:10 |
[gurgling] |
| 00:03:11 |
[Run Around |
| 00:03:13 |
Welcome to my life. |
| 00:03:15 |
" Is it a sure-fire way |
| 00:03:20 |
" When all it does |
| 00:03:38 |
[engine revving] |
| 00:03:39 |
[tires screeching] |
| 00:03:47 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:03:51 |
Actually, l do. |
| 00:03:54 |
This is cute though, huh? |
| 00:03:57 |
Go hemp! |
| 00:03:59 |
[laughs] |
| 00:04:02 |
[sighing] |
| 00:04:05 |
[children yelling] |
| 00:04:06 |
(Buck) |
| 00:04:10 |
Hey, honey. |
| 00:04:11 |
Where've you been? |
| 00:04:14 |
Oh, l-l-l'm sorry. |
| 00:04:15 |
l--l just... |
| 00:04:16 |
and then l had to park |
| 00:04:20 |
Let's go, Gladiators! |
| 00:04:22 |
(boy) |
| 00:04:23 |
[children yelling] |
| 00:04:24 |
Hey, where's Sam? |
| 00:04:25 |
He's on the bench. |
| 00:04:26 |
(Buck) |
| 00:04:27 |
You're kidding me. |
| 00:04:29 |
Go Bucky! Finish it off! |
| 00:04:32 |
(boy) |
| 00:04:36 |
Yay, Bucky! Bucky! |
| 00:04:37 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:04:38 |
Bucky! |
| 00:04:40 |
(Buck) |
| 00:04:42 |
That's my boy, Bucky! |
| 00:04:46 |
Hey, big guy, how'd it go? |
| 00:04:48 |
lt went great. |
| 00:04:50 |
l'm gonna see what l can do |
| 00:04:54 |
We'll see you |
| 00:04:55 |
(Buck) |
| 00:04:57 |
l'm proud of you. |
| 00:04:59 |
Come on, buddy. |
| 00:05:02 |
Hi, you guys. |
| 00:05:03 |
Oh, Barb. |
| 00:05:05 |
Hey, look who's here. |
| 00:05:09 |
Very funny, Dad. |
| 00:05:11 |
Hey, Buck. |
| 00:05:13 |
l see you got a new case |
| 00:05:15 |
(Buck) |
| 00:05:17 |
Get away from that. |
| 00:05:19 |
(male announcer) |
| 00:05:21 |
an important message |
| 00:05:23 |
Hi, I'm Buck Weston, |
| 00:05:26 |
You can save... |
| 00:05:27 |
big on all kinds of balls. |
| 00:05:29 |
Basketballs, footballs, |
| 00:05:32 |
hockey pucks, baseballs... |
| 00:05:35 |
Those acting lessons |
| 00:05:37 |
Yeah, l got four stores now, |
| 00:05:40 |
in your neck of the woods. |
| 00:05:41 |
You sure you |
| 00:05:43 |
l got a job, Dad. |
| 00:05:44 |
Oh, yeah, what? |
| 00:05:46 |
ln fact, you need to take |
| 00:05:47 |
l take a vitamin every day, |
| 00:05:50 |
Now look, |
| 00:05:52 |
I'm Buck Weston. |
| 00:05:54 |
(all) |
| 00:05:57 |
Pretty good, huh? |
| 00:05:59 |
l think this is |
| 00:06:01 |
lt was pretty good. |
| 00:06:03 |
Gripping. Gripping. |
| 00:06:05 |
[machine humming] |
| 00:06:06 |
Stay away from that, okay? |
| 00:06:07 |
Here we go again. |
| 00:06:10 |
Hey, Ditka! |
| 00:06:11 |
Hey, knock it off, |
| 00:06:13 |
[humming] |
| 00:06:14 |
Hey, do that later, |
| 00:06:16 |
l got company! |
| 00:06:18 |
[humming stops] |
| 00:06:19 |
Doing my lawn. |
| 00:06:20 |
Look, we're trying to have |
| 00:06:23 |
l'm trying to get |
| 00:06:24 |
You're messing up my yard. |
| 00:06:26 |
The world's gotta stop |
| 00:06:28 |
l'm trying to do my lawn! |
| 00:06:30 |
Guys-- |
| 00:06:31 |
Hey, stay out of this. |
| 00:06:33 |
Here, take some of this back, |
| 00:06:36 |
Hey! Knock it off! |
| 00:06:38 |
You're nuts! |
| 00:06:39 |
How do you like that, Ditka? |
| 00:06:40 |
Take it back. |
| 00:06:41 |
Here, you get |
| 00:06:43 |
[humming] |
| 00:06:44 |
We'll settle this later, |
| 00:06:45 |
Yeah, you know |
| 00:06:47 |
Yeah, exactly. |
| 00:06:48 |
l got this for you, too! |
| 00:06:50 |
[gasping] |
| 00:06:51 |
What are you lookin' at? |
| 00:06:52 |
Dad, he hit me. |
| 00:06:55 |
Hey, Dad, what happened |
| 00:06:58 |
That one ate the others. |
| 00:07:02 |
Killer? |
| 00:07:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:07:04 |
l like it. |
| 00:07:05 |
Yeah. |
| 00:07:06 |
You might wanna |
| 00:07:08 |
Let's see what you can do. |
| 00:07:10 |
Hey, Dad, |
| 00:07:11 |
l wanted to |
| 00:07:13 |
Sammy's a good boy. |
| 00:07:14 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:07:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:07:16 |
He hasn't been |
| 00:07:19 |
Stop right there. |
| 00:07:21 |
And l got some |
| 00:07:22 |
He's gonna get |
| 00:07:24 |
Dad, thanks, |
| 00:07:27 |
l traded him |
| 00:07:28 |
[glass shattering] |
| 00:07:29 |
(Buck) |
| 00:07:30 |
[sparking] |
| 00:07:32 |
You traded |
| 00:07:33 |
Well, l didn't actually |
| 00:07:35 |
You know that cost $400? |
| 00:07:37 |
l can't believe it. |
| 00:07:38 |
W-What, you |
| 00:07:41 |
No, l-l'm talking |
| 00:07:43 |
W-Why didn't you |
| 00:07:44 |
He is going to |
| 00:07:46 |
Yeah, for another team! |
| 00:07:47 |
You--You--You care |
| 00:07:50 |
Look, Phil, |
| 00:07:53 |
l'm building men. |
| 00:07:54 |
Okay, yeah. |
| 00:07:55 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:07:56 |
lt's an impressive shot. |
| 00:07:58 |
But, you know, |
| 00:08:00 |
This isn't the big leagues. |
| 00:08:01 |
For those who live |
| 00:08:03 |
between the ages |
| 00:08:05 |
who are free |
| 00:08:07 |
this is the big leagues. |
| 00:08:09 |
But what about Sam? |
| 00:08:11 |
Sam, you saw him |
| 00:08:14 |
At best, |
| 00:08:17 |
Wow! Oh! |
| 00:08:20 |
Oh, Killer! Killer! |
| 00:08:22 |
How did that happen? |
| 00:08:33 |
[sighs] |
| 00:08:38 |
Hey, Sam, |
| 00:08:39 |
Need a little adult time. |
| 00:08:40 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:08:42 |
[door closes] |
| 00:08:44 |
[sighs] |
| 00:08:45 |
Of all the asinine things |
| 00:08:47 |
this is by far |
| 00:08:49 |
l mean, l know he's |
| 00:08:53 |
But this beats them all. |
| 00:08:56 |
l'm--l'm spitting angry! |
| 00:08:59 |
l'm like a tornado of anger, |
| 00:09:03 |
My heart rate is |
| 00:09:06 |
l'm glad it happened, |
| 00:09:08 |
What? |
| 00:09:09 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:09:11 |
Where did my wife go? |
| 00:09:13 |
Are you a robot-woman? |
| 00:09:15 |
l--l am not a robot. |
| 00:09:17 |
Phil, honey, |
| 00:09:19 |
but you have to try to |
| 00:09:22 |
lt was unhealthy |
| 00:09:25 |
Now he'll play |
| 00:09:27 |
[sighs] |
| 00:09:29 |
Okay, look, |
| 00:09:31 |
So, l'll tell him, okay? |
| 00:09:33 |
No, no, no, |
| 00:09:35 |
l need to tell him. |
| 00:09:38 |
[sighs] |
| 00:09:39 |
[grunts] |
| 00:09:40 |
Benchwarmer? |
| 00:09:42 |
[grunts] |
| 00:09:43 |
[hissing] |
| 00:09:45 |
Boy, did that hurt my face. |
| 00:09:47 |
[knocking on door] |
| 00:09:49 |
Sammy? |
| 00:09:50 |
Hey. |
| 00:09:51 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:09:53 |
lnternet dating? |
| 00:09:55 |
Mail-order bride? |
| 00:09:56 |
Just kidding. |
| 00:09:58 |
(Phil) |
| 00:10:02 |
l got you put on a new team. |
| 00:10:04 |
l'm not on the Gladiators |
| 00:10:06 |
No. |
| 00:10:07 |
You're on the Tigers. |
| 00:10:08 |
[snarling] |
| 00:10:09 |
The Tigers? |
| 00:10:11 |
They're in last place. |
| 00:10:13 |
Yeah, but you're gonna get |
| 00:10:16 |
Did Grandpa trade me? |
| 00:10:19 |
No. |
| 00:10:22 |
Yes, wait. |
| 00:10:25 |
This is a good thing. |
| 00:10:26 |
You know, it doesn't seem |
| 00:10:28 |
but it's a good thing. |
| 00:10:29 |
You do not wanna be |
| 00:10:31 |
that's on the other end |
| 00:10:34 |
You do not |
| 00:10:36 |
'Cause l know that kid. |
| 00:10:37 |
You don't wanna be him. |
| 00:10:39 |
Okay. |
| 00:10:40 |
You don't wanna be the kid |
| 00:10:45 |
that his heart's about |
| 00:10:48 |
[panting] |
| 00:10:49 |
You don't wanna |
| 00:10:52 |
what his dad did to him... |
| 00:10:53 |
[gasps] |
| 00:10:54 |
l know that kid. l know. |
| 00:10:56 |
That kid lives right here |
| 00:10:58 |
Mom! |
| 00:10:59 |
[wheezing] |
| 00:11:01 |
Oh. |
| 00:11:02 |
Mom! |
| 00:11:03 |
He doesn't know what to do. |
| 00:11:05 |
Ouch! |
| 00:11:07 |
Phew. |
| 00:11:08 |
Okay? |
| 00:11:11 |
Coach Benson will be |
| 00:11:13 |
l bet you this whole thing |
| 00:11:15 |
a blessing in disguise. |
| 00:11:17 |
Hey, the Tigers |
| 00:11:19 |
but those guys |
| 00:11:21 |
Dad, those |
| 00:11:23 |
They're not even |
| 00:11:24 |
The Tigers are |
| 00:11:26 |
l'm having a baby. |
| 00:11:30 |
No hitting the baby. |
| 00:11:31 |
No, no, don't hit |
| 00:11:33 |
[splashing] |
| 00:11:34 |
Oh, look, |
| 00:11:36 |
Cut it out! |
| 00:11:37 |
Oh, it's gonna come out! |
| 00:11:38 |
Oh. |
| 00:11:41 |
Hi, excuse me. Uh, |
| 00:11:44 |
Yeah, you all know |
| 00:11:45 |
(John) |
| 00:11:46 |
Hey, welcome to the team, |
| 00:11:48 |
Why don't you go |
| 00:11:50 |
Yeah, go ahead. |
| 00:11:53 |
There's a moving truck |
| 00:11:55 |
Did you hear? |
| 00:11:58 |
He cracked. |
| 00:11:59 |
How could he crack? |
| 00:12:02 |
All right, |
| 00:12:04 |
Oh, but we're waiting |
| 00:12:06 |
Well, then one of you |
| 00:12:07 |
Yeah, but l had |
| 00:12:09 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:12:11 |
Find yourself a coach, |
| 00:12:14 |
Yes? |
| 00:12:15 |
Where do l know you from? |
| 00:12:16 |
l've been your neighbor |
| 00:12:18 |
No, that ain't it. |
| 00:12:19 |
No, that's definitely it. |
| 00:12:21 |
l'll figure it out. |
| 00:12:23 |
So, who's gonna coach? |
| 00:12:24 |
We got Mark into soccer, |
| 00:12:27 |
l didn't think l'd be |
| 00:12:29 |
l just got laid off. |
| 00:12:32 |
so it's hard enough |
| 00:12:37 |
So, uh, we forfeit. |
| 00:12:40 |
So, we're forfeiting? |
| 00:12:42 |
No, no, no, no. Uh, |
| 00:12:44 |
you know what, |
| 00:12:46 |
Well, that's swell! |
| 00:12:47 |
Just for one game. |
| 00:12:48 |
Right. lt's game time. |
| 00:12:51 |
Who are we playing? |
| 00:12:52 |
How about |
| 00:12:54 |
Oh, great. |
| 00:12:56 |
(Buck) |
| 00:12:58 |
Let's go, come on. Lift them. |
| 00:13:01 |
[people clapping] |
| 00:13:03 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:13:04 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:13:05 |
Oh, Benson's a no-show. |
| 00:13:08 |
Ooh. You sure |
| 00:13:10 |
(referee) |
| 00:13:11 |
Players take the field. |
| 00:13:13 |
Yeah. All right. |
| 00:13:14 |
Yeah, you too. |
| 00:13:16 |
Oh, he will. |
| 00:13:18 |
[laughs] |
| 00:13:19 |
[whistling] |
| 00:13:22 |
[whistles] |
| 00:13:23 |
Okay. Let's go, guys. |
| 00:13:27 |
Okay, Tigers, uh, |
| 00:13:33 |
We don't have starters, |
| 00:13:35 |
All right. Well, then, |
| 00:13:38 |
Yes. |
| 00:13:40 |
You. |
| 00:13:41 |
Me? |
| 00:13:41 |
No, not you. |
| 00:13:42 |
You, Sam, you, you, you, |
| 00:13:46 |
You guys, hit the field. |
| 00:13:48 |
(man) |
| 00:13:49 |
(Phil) |
| 00:13:51 |
Go get them. |
| 00:13:52 |
(Mark) |
| 00:13:54 |
l'm sorry, |
| 00:13:55 |
We're gonna get killed. |
| 00:13:56 |
Oh, you don't know that |
| 00:13:58 |
Yeah, l do. |
| 00:14:01 |
Charge! |
| 00:14:03 |
[children yelling] |
| 00:14:05 |
(man #1) |
| 00:14:06 |
[screaming] |
| 00:14:07 |
(man #2) |
| 00:14:09 |
[Walkie Talkie Man |
| 00:14:14 |
Yeah! |
| 00:14:15 |
That was fast. |
| 00:14:16 |
" You're walkin' and a talkin' |
| 00:14:18 |
[grunts] |
| 00:14:20 |
Sorry about the fall, Sam. |
| 00:14:21 |
See you at the barbecue. |
| 00:14:23 |
Come on! |
| 00:14:24 |
" When you find it |
| 00:14:25 |
" Gotta code three " |
| 00:14:26 |
[grunts] |
| 00:14:27 |
" My bright red fluro jacket " |
| 00:14:29 |
[grunts] |
| 00:14:30 |
" He's fat and he don't run |
| 00:14:33 |
Great, great, great. |
| 00:14:35 |
You wanna go in? |
| 00:14:36 |
No. l'm fine. |
| 00:14:38 |
You guys? |
| 00:14:40 |
l'm staying. |
| 00:14:41 |
" He's a walkie talkie man " |
| 00:14:42 |
" Well you're walkin' |
| 00:14:43 |
" And a movin' and a groovin' |
| 00:14:46 |
[all yelling] |
| 00:14:47 |
" You gonna wake up |
| 00:14:49 |
" You're looking |
| 00:14:50 |
" There is trouble |
| 00:14:51 |
" Gotta code three |
| 00:14:53 |
" Bring me my bright red |
| 00:14:56 |
[Tigers screaming] |
| 00:14:58 |
That's the game! |
| 00:15:00 |
[people cheering] |
| 00:15:01 |
Poetry in motion, Philly! |
| 00:15:06 |
(Phil) |
| 00:15:09 |
Gather around. |
| 00:15:13 |
[sighs] |
| 00:15:17 |
Powerful kicking. |
| 00:15:22 |
Uh, excuse me. |
| 00:15:25 |
All in all, just, |
| 00:15:29 |
Good--Good group effort. |
| 00:15:30 |
Were you watching |
| 00:15:32 |
Yeah. |
| 00:15:33 |
Really, give yourselves |
| 00:15:36 |
lnspiring speech, Phil. |
| 00:15:41 |
Hey, Patty. |
| 00:15:42 |
Hey, darling. How you doing? |
| 00:15:45 |
Yeah, you said it. Yeah. |
| 00:15:47 |
Tough game today, eh? |
| 00:15:48 |
We did okay. |
| 00:15:50 |
All right, look. |
| 00:15:53 |
be on a winning team, |
| 00:15:55 |
and who cares |
| 00:15:57 |
No. |
| 00:15:58 |
No. No, he's not |
| 00:16:00 |
Not my son. |
| 00:16:05 |
'Cause l'm, uh, |
| 00:16:07 |
Ooh, ouch. |
| 00:16:08 |
''Ouch.'' Why ''ouch''? |
| 00:16:10 |
[laughing] |
| 00:16:11 |
[laughing] |
| 00:16:14 |
You really |
| 00:16:16 |
Yeah. |
| 00:16:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:16:20 |
l'll see you on the field. |
| 00:16:22 |
Okay. Be forewarned, muchacho. |
| 00:16:25 |
You're in the show now. |
| 00:16:27 |
What was that all about? |
| 00:16:28 |
l'm gonna be |
| 00:16:31 |
Really? |
| 00:16:32 |
Cool! |
| 00:16:33 |
Honey, that's great. |
| 00:16:34 |
Why are you so angry? |
| 00:16:35 |
No, this--this isn't angry. |
| 00:16:38 |
Yay. This could be fun. |
| 00:16:40 |
Okay. |
| 00:16:41 |
l got a lot of work to do. |
| 00:16:44 |
Come on. |
| 00:16:50 |
(Phil) |
| 00:16:52 |
(Ann) |
| 00:16:54 |
We didn't get to |
| 00:16:57 |
Hi. |
| 00:16:58 |
Donna Jones. |
| 00:16:59 |
Hi. |
| 00:17:01 |
Okay. This is my son, Sam. |
| 00:17:03 |
Hi. |
| 00:17:04 |
Hi, this is Byong Sun. |
| 00:17:05 |
Hi, Byong Sun. |
| 00:17:07 |
Byong Sun and Sam, |
| 00:17:09 |
Okay. |
| 00:17:10 |
All right. Okay, good. |
| 00:17:12 |
Yeah, Byong Sun's real shy. |
| 00:17:13 |
This book |
| 00:17:15 |
Okay. |
| 00:17:17 |
''My Child is Shy. '' |
| 00:17:19 |
Thank you. |
| 00:17:20 |
Good. |
| 00:17:21 |
l'm sorry, l'm sorry, |
| 00:17:22 |
Byong Sun. |
| 00:17:25 |
Actually, l... |
| 00:17:27 |
l'm sorry, l... |
| 00:17:28 |
Oh, wait, now l see. Wow! |
| 00:17:32 |
[whispering] |
| 00:17:33 |
We're at every game. |
| 00:17:34 |
Not like a lot |
| 00:17:36 |
No, no, no, not like |
| 00:17:38 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:17:39 |
Better! You're better |
| 00:17:42 |
[both chuckling] |
| 00:17:43 |
Oh, so they're better? |
| 00:17:45 |
No, no, l mean-- |
| 00:17:47 |
What do you mean |
| 00:17:49 |
No, l... You're different |
| 00:17:51 |
How are they better? |
| 00:17:52 |
No, look... |
| 00:17:53 |
You're both better different |
| 00:17:56 |
in a different |
| 00:17:59 |
Okay. You know what, |
| 00:18:01 |
A little early to start |
| 00:18:04 |
[children yelling] |
| 00:18:05 |
Okay, guys, |
| 00:18:07 |
[grunts] |
| 00:18:08 |
(Sam) |
| 00:18:09 |
(Hunter) |
| 00:18:12 |
[children whooping] |
| 00:18:13 |
Hold up! |
| 00:18:14 |
(Ambrose) |
| 00:18:15 |
Grab a ball! |
| 00:18:17 |
Here we go. Fan out. |
| 00:18:21 |
Great. Okay, now, |
| 00:18:24 |
l don't know, |
| 00:18:25 |
but, uh, l really got |
| 00:18:28 |
and have a great season. Huh? |
| 00:18:30 |
Now, who's with me? |
| 00:18:32 |
[whoops] |
| 00:18:33 |
lt's electric in the air! |
| 00:18:39 |
Thank you for that show |
| 00:18:41 |
Uh, well, l--l thought |
| 00:18:46 |
introducing yourselves, |
| 00:18:48 |
your--your strengths |
| 00:18:51 |
All right. |
| 00:18:52 |
Start with you. |
| 00:18:54 |
Hey, l'm Hunter. |
| 00:18:55 |
Hey, Hunter. l'm Phil. |
| 00:18:57 |
Hi, Phil. Uh, l-l'll |
| 00:19:02 |
How would that help us? |
| 00:19:04 |
l'd have an extra $5? |
| 00:19:09 |
No, you're not going to |
| 00:19:13 |
Ugh! |
| 00:19:14 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:19:16 |
Did you just eat that? |
| 00:19:17 |
Yeah, l ate it. |
| 00:19:20 |
Now you owe me $5. |
| 00:19:21 |
l didn't agree to pay you $5. |
| 00:19:24 |
Forget it. |
| 00:19:31 |
l'm Byong Sun. |
| 00:19:32 |
(Phil) |
| 00:19:34 |
l am a very kind person. |
| 00:19:36 |
Oh, that's sweet. |
| 00:19:39 |
Anything that relates |
| 00:19:41 |
No, sir. |
| 00:19:42 |
You know, maybe |
| 00:19:44 |
He's big. You--You might |
| 00:19:49 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:19:53 |
Okay, forget that |
| 00:19:54 |
Uh, pass it |
| 00:19:58 |
l'm Mark Avery. |
| 00:19:59 |
You know, l like to keep |
| 00:20:01 |
You dig, cracker? |
| 00:20:02 |
W-What does that mean? |
| 00:20:04 |
l really don't know. |
| 00:20:05 |
l heard it |
| 00:20:08 |
Oh. |
| 00:20:09 |
But, l'm, like, really funny. |
| 00:20:11 |
Great. Okay, yeah. |
| 00:20:13 |
Remember when |
| 00:20:15 |
onto the field |
| 00:20:16 |
Right. Yeah? |
| 00:20:18 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:20:20 |
Man! l got you good! |
| 00:20:22 |
[all laughing] |
| 00:20:26 |
Somebody call the burn unit. |
| 00:20:29 |
How did l get burned? |
| 00:20:31 |
Apparently, |
| 00:20:32 |
Doesn't matter. |
| 00:20:33 |
Uh, you know what? |
| 00:20:35 |
Now, this one, |
| 00:20:36 |
all the great players |
| 00:20:39 |
lt's called ''the snake.'' |
| 00:20:40 |
Player in the back |
| 00:20:42 |
in a weaving fashion |
| 00:20:44 |
and stops 3 feet |
| 00:20:46 |
[children yelling] |
| 00:20:48 |
Hey! |
| 00:20:49 |
[blowing whistle] |
| 00:20:51 |
Okay, that's not the snake. |
| 00:20:53 |
[Holla by Baha Men playing] |
| 00:20:55 |
Uh... |
| 00:20:56 |
" We got the rhythm, |
| 00:20:59 |
Honey, |
| 00:21:00 |
lt'll get better. |
| 00:21:01 |
No, it's gonna get worse. |
| 00:21:03 |
You need to give it |
| 00:21:04 |
No. l already know. |
| 00:21:06 |
The kids were |
| 00:21:07 |
They weren't |
| 00:21:09 |
They were like |
| 00:21:11 |
And l don't even know |
| 00:21:13 |
but that's--that's what |
| 00:21:15 |
You know why? |
| 00:21:18 |
Okay? l don't know |
| 00:21:20 |
My dad. He's a coach. |
| 00:21:23 |
He's confident, he's smart, |
| 00:21:26 |
witty, dynamic, |
| 00:21:30 |
A monster. |
| 00:21:31 |
And he will win |
| 00:21:33 |
and forceful tactics |
| 00:21:35 |
l'm not like that. |
| 00:21:38 |
ln fact, l don't know |
| 00:21:41 |
Do you? |
| 00:21:46 |
So, Paul, |
| 00:21:47 |
Uh, actually, it's Phil. |
| 00:21:50 |
You mean, it's not Paul? |
| 00:21:51 |
No, it's Phil. |
| 00:21:52 |
What's the difference? |
| 00:21:54 |
Uh, here it is. |
| 00:21:55 |
(Diana) |
| 00:21:56 |
Hold this. |
| 00:21:57 |
[footsteps approaching] |
| 00:21:58 |
Oh, no. No, no, |
| 00:22:02 |
l-l'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka. |
| 00:22:05 |
Here, l'll |
| 00:22:09 |
Anyway, uh, l-l'm coaching |
| 00:22:11 |
And--And l--l didn't know |
| 00:22:14 |
Soccer? |
| 00:22:15 |
Actually, uh, l--l want you |
| 00:22:19 |
Your assistant coach? |
| 00:22:21 |
You really don't know |
| 00:22:23 |
You're right. Silly idea. |
| 00:22:25 |
l just-- l just |
| 00:22:26 |
and you're such |
| 00:22:27 |
My dad's gonna be |
| 00:22:29 |
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, |
| 00:22:32 |
You mean l get to coach |
| 00:22:34 |
Well, yeah. |
| 00:22:35 |
(Diana) |
| 00:22:36 |
Nobody's smokin'! |
| 00:22:38 |
Mike! |
| 00:22:39 |
So, like, it's me and you |
| 00:22:41 |
l mean, |
| 00:22:43 |
Gotcha! |
| 00:22:44 |
No smoking means |
| 00:22:46 |
Okay, come on, Phil. |
| 00:22:47 |
l'll throw this out |
| 00:22:49 |
Uh, l-l'm sorry, Mrs. D.... |
| 00:22:51 |
You should be. |
| 00:22:53 |
lt's a nasty, filthy habit. |
| 00:22:55 |
Hey. |
| 00:22:56 |
You can count me in. |
| 00:22:57 |
Really? |
| 00:22:58 |
Let's bring |
| 00:23:01 |
[people chattering] |
| 00:23:02 |
(boy) |
| 00:23:03 |
lt's just a great group. |
| 00:23:06 |
[blowing whistle] |
| 00:23:08 |
Look who's here. |
| 00:23:10 |
l'll give you a hint. |
| 00:23:12 |
Hall of Fame? |
| 00:23:14 |
Chicago Bears? |
| 00:23:16 |
Sammy Sosa? |
| 00:23:17 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:23:18 |
No, football. |
| 00:23:20 |
Coached the 1986-- |
| 00:23:21 |
'85. |
| 00:23:22 |
Uh, '85 Bears |
| 00:23:25 |
lt's Mike Ditka. |
| 00:23:26 |
[people applauding] |
| 00:23:28 |
Do you know Sammy Sosa? |
| 00:23:29 |
Hey, zip it, kid! |
| 00:23:30 |
l'm a coach that knows |
| 00:23:32 |
l'm gonna push you guys |
| 00:23:36 |
Some of you are |
| 00:23:38 |
lt's true. |
| 00:23:39 |
l know it's a weird thought, |
| 00:23:41 |
l eat quitters for breakfast |
| 00:23:43 |
Delicious. |
| 00:23:44 |
Now this is gonna be |
| 00:23:46 |
you ever attempted |
| 00:23:48 |
You know what |
| 00:23:51 |
When it's over... |
| 00:23:52 |
...you guys are |
| 00:23:54 |
By God, you're |
| 00:23:56 |
All right, everybody up. |
| 00:23:57 |
Come on, hands in. |
| 00:23:58 |
Come on, everybody. |
| 00:24:00 |
Here we go. On three. |
| 00:24:03 |
(all) |
| 00:24:07 |
''Let's have fun?'' |
| 00:24:09 |
l just made it up. |
| 00:24:11 |
On the ground, |
| 00:24:13 |
lf you guys |
| 00:24:14 |
l'd fine you each |
| 00:24:16 |
This calls for some |
| 00:24:18 |
We're gonna make |
| 00:24:20 |
Come on, move it. |
| 00:24:24 |
(Byong Sun) |
| 00:24:26 |
Move it! Move it! |
| 00:24:29 |
(Byong Sun) |
| 00:24:31 |
No candy! |
| 00:24:33 |
Please. Give me it back. |
| 00:24:34 |
No candy. |
| 00:24:39 |
Hey! l got eyes |
| 00:24:42 |
[all groaning] |
| 00:24:44 |
You gotta move it. |
| 00:24:46 |
Come on, move it. Move it. |
| 00:24:48 |
But, coach, how is this |
| 00:24:52 |
lt's not gonna |
| 00:24:53 |
but l'm gonna get |
| 00:24:56 |
Come on, Beyonce, |
| 00:24:59 |
Uh, Coach? Shouldn't we |
| 00:25:01 |
l'm not going to |
| 00:25:04 |
[whistle blowing] |
| 00:25:05 |
Here we go, gang. |
| 00:25:07 |
Let's go get them. |
| 00:25:09 |
(Ditka) |
| 00:25:12 |
You're great. |
| 00:25:13 |
[whistle blows] |
| 00:25:14 |
Hey, Sam. |
| 00:25:15 |
Yeah? |
| 00:25:18 |
What is it, Dad? |
| 00:25:20 |
Good. |
| 00:25:21 |
Ow! |
| 00:25:22 |
What was that for? Jeez! |
| 00:25:25 |
Did you just |
| 00:25:28 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:29 |
[blowing whistle] |
| 00:25:31 |
[people cheering] |
| 00:25:32 |
Stop them! Come on. |
| 00:25:34 |
Stop them! Stop them! |
| 00:25:36 |
Are you following me? |
| 00:25:38 |
[groans] |
| 00:25:39 |
Oh. |
| 00:25:41 |
[groans] |
| 00:25:42 |
Oh. |
| 00:25:44 |
(Sam) |
| 00:25:45 |
[whistle blows] |
| 00:25:46 |
Shake it off, Sam. |
| 00:25:50 |
(Ditka) |
| 00:25:54 |
[whistle blowing] |
| 00:25:55 |
Yeah! Good job, Jack! |
| 00:25:57 |
[children cheering] |
| 00:25:58 |
That's a legitimate goal, |
| 00:26:00 |
That's a real goal. |
| 00:26:01 |
Okay, then, |
| 00:26:02 |
10 more of those |
| 00:26:09 |
Look at me, |
| 00:26:12 |
(referee) |
| 00:26:15 |
You can't catch me |
| 00:26:17 |
Okay. Very funny. |
| 00:26:20 |
All right. You all had |
| 00:26:23 |
Sorry about that. |
| 00:26:24 |
How much do you think |
| 00:26:25 |
l have no idea. |
| 00:26:29 |
Oh. |
| 00:26:31 |
[grunts] |
| 00:26:33 |
[people applauding] |
| 00:26:34 |
[people cheering] |
| 00:26:36 |
(Connor) |
| 00:26:37 |
(all) |
| 00:26:38 |
Shut up you little rats! |
| 00:26:39 |
They're just showing |
| 00:26:41 |
Forget the appreciation. |
| 00:26:43 |
l wanna win a soccer game! |
| 00:26:45 |
Okay. |
| 00:26:46 |
Hey, can l have this? |
| 00:26:48 |
Yeah, go ahead. |
| 00:26:50 |
Uh, good game, everyone. |
| 00:26:52 |
Great effort. |
| 00:26:54 |
We'll just reconvene |
| 00:27:04 |
All right, everyone. |
| 00:27:05 |
Uh, if l could |
| 00:27:07 |
l got a little something |
| 00:27:09 |
to express my--my gratitude |
| 00:27:11 |
and, well, |
| 00:27:13 |
for all the hard work. |
| 00:27:14 |
(woman) |
| 00:27:15 |
So, uh... |
| 00:27:16 |
So what'd you bring, Phil? |
| 00:27:18 |
Finches. |
| 00:27:19 |
Fishes? |
| 00:27:21 |
No! No, no, no. No. |
| 00:27:23 |
l'm holding them. |
| 00:27:24 |
They're tiny birds. |
| 00:27:26 |
Yeah, so everyone, |
| 00:27:30 |
Come on. Come on, guys. |
| 00:27:33 |
You can watch them grow, |
| 00:27:37 |
[birds twittering] |
| 00:27:38 |
We have to keep them? |
| 00:27:39 |
You get to keep them. |
| 00:27:41 |
Why is this fun? |
| 00:27:43 |
(Buck) |
| 00:27:45 |
Highland Heights |
| 00:27:52 |
Every year, |
| 00:27:53 |
for the coaches |
| 00:27:55 |
to tell us a little |
| 00:27:57 |
(man) |
| 00:27:58 |
How about I bring up |
| 00:28:00 |
but is close to me? |
| 00:28:02 |
I love him like a son. |
| 00:28:04 |
(all) |
| 00:28:06 |
Come on, Philly. Come on. |
| 00:28:07 |
Go. Yes. |
| 00:28:10 |
Good guy. Good guy. |
| 00:28:11 |
[man whistling] |
| 00:28:13 |
Good to see you. |
| 00:28:17 |
Thanks, Dad. |
| 00:28:18 |
Uh, thanks, Janice. |
| 00:28:23 |
Hello, uh, |
| 00:28:24 |
I'm, uh, I'm Phil Weston. |
| 00:28:26 |
And you got balls! |
| 00:28:28 |
[audience laughing] |
| 00:28:29 |
He's got vitamins. |
| 00:28:31 |
[audience laughing] |
| 00:28:34 |
That's very funny, Dad. |
| 00:28:36 |
So when I took over |
| 00:28:38 |
l hear he's a woman now. |
| 00:28:40 |
[audience laughing] |
| 00:28:41 |
Ooh. |
| 00:28:42 |
Actually, uh, truth be told, |
| 00:28:45 |
A lot of people |
| 00:28:46 |
[audience laughing] |
| 00:28:49 |
I don't know |
| 00:28:54 |
God, I'm going to be honest, |
| 00:28:57 |
I--I was-- I was |
| 00:29:00 |
my--my assistant coach |
| 00:29:02 |
uh, to kind of... |
| 00:29:04 |
[audience murmuring] |
| 00:29:06 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:29:11 |
[audience cheering] |
| 00:29:12 |
It's Mike Ditka, everyone! |
| 00:29:16 |
Say a few words. |
| 00:29:18 |
Thanks, Paul, |
| 00:29:20 |
and, uh, gonna have |
| 00:29:22 |
Paul's got the Tigers |
| 00:29:23 |
All right! |
| 00:29:25 |
You live long enough, |
| 00:29:26 |
lron Mike and Aluminum Phil |
| 00:29:31 |
[audience laughing] |
| 00:29:32 |
I couldn't really hear you. |
| 00:29:34 |
My Super Bowl ring |
| 00:29:37 |
Ooh. |
| 00:29:39 |
You see it, Dad? |
| 00:29:42 |
Read it and weep. |
| 00:29:44 |
[audience applauding] |
| 00:29:46 |
Ditka is a great coach, |
| 00:29:49 |
Understand? |
| 00:29:50 |
And we are |
| 00:29:52 |
Okay, l understand |
| 00:29:54 |
but with me |
| 00:29:56 |
We are going to win one game |
| 00:29:59 |
Well, we've had |
| 00:30:00 |
but with |
| 00:30:04 |
l think. |
| 00:30:06 |
Remember, |
| 00:30:08 |
But there is an ''l'' |
| 00:30:10 |
There is an ''l'' in win. |
| 00:30:11 |
Hey, wait. |
| 00:30:12 |
Uh, parents, |
| 00:30:13 |
l didn't see you step up |
| 00:30:16 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:17 |
Phil is not |
| 00:30:19 |
l'll give you that, |
| 00:30:21 |
l can defend myself, |
| 00:30:22 |
You think he enjoys losing |
| 00:30:24 |
in front of his own son? |
| 00:30:25 |
You're making it worse. |
| 00:30:27 |
What's with the birds? |
| 00:30:29 |
l've got my hands full |
| 00:30:31 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:30:33 |
The finches were |
| 00:30:34 |
And l wasn't going to |
| 00:30:37 |
A fair amount, in fact. |
| 00:30:39 |
l may have inadvertently |
| 00:30:43 |
You and l, |
| 00:30:44 |
You know, maybe we can coach |
| 00:30:47 |
You really |
| 00:30:48 |
Coach Ditka? |
| 00:30:49 |
Hi. Um, uh, our son, |
| 00:30:54 |
Sure. Yeah, l'd be glad to. |
| 00:30:56 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:30:57 |
How do you spell that? |
| 00:30:58 |
lt's, uh, Byong Sun. |
| 00:31:02 |
l think l got it. |
| 00:31:03 |
Oh, oh, okay, |
| 00:31:04 |
Okay? |
| 00:31:05 |
Bye-bye. |
| 00:31:06 |
Thanks, Phil. |
| 00:31:07 |
Yeah. They're great. |
| 00:31:09 |
Just a wonderful couple. |
| 00:31:10 |
(Phil) |
| 00:31:13 |
Bing Bong? |
| 00:31:15 |
Hey, Philly. |
| 00:31:17 |
Yeah, Dad. |
| 00:31:18 |
Hey, l've been |
| 00:31:20 |
about this Ditka thing. |
| 00:31:23 |
Yeah, well, he's right here. |
| 00:31:24 |
l'm not blind. |
| 00:31:25 |
What, are you trying |
| 00:31:27 |
You go to my mortal enemy |
| 00:31:29 |
That's no way |
| 00:31:30 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:31:31 |
He's right. |
| 00:31:33 |
l hated him |
| 00:31:35 |
Maybe even before that, |
| 00:31:38 |
''Ditka sucks'' on my driveway. |
| 00:31:40 |
What are you |
| 00:31:41 |
You're just doing this |
| 00:31:43 |
l'm glad you figured it out. |
| 00:31:44 |
And l'm getting under |
| 00:31:46 |
lt's gonna get |
| 00:31:48 |
ln your dreams. |
| 00:31:50 |
Ooh. |
| 00:31:51 |
Hey, why don't you take |
| 00:31:54 |
What did you call her? |
| 00:31:55 |
(Phil) |
| 00:31:57 |
l said she's lovely |
| 00:31:58 |
She's the light of my life. |
| 00:32:00 |
l go home when l want. |
| 00:32:01 |
lt's Mike Ditka. He's big. |
| 00:32:03 |
l'll tell you |
| 00:32:05 |
Who's gonna make me? |
| 00:32:06 |
You're acting like-- Oh! |
| 00:32:08 |
l took a punch |
| 00:32:11 |
and l did not go down. |
| 00:32:13 |
Sure, l wobbled a bit, |
| 00:32:15 |
That Ditka has fists |
| 00:32:18 |
Come here. |
| 00:32:22 |
[thumping] |
| 00:32:23 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:24 |
[groans] |
| 00:32:25 |
Yeah, you need to relax. |
| 00:32:27 |
Yeah. |
| 00:32:28 |
You should've |
| 00:32:30 |
Priceless. |
| 00:32:31 |
'Cause that punch |
| 00:32:33 |
that's what |
| 00:32:35 |
Okay, Phil, |
| 00:32:37 |
about your dad |
| 00:32:39 |
l--l... You just need |
| 00:32:43 |
You're right. |
| 00:32:44 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:32:46 |
Yeah, l just get-- |
| 00:32:47 |
[both moaning] |
| 00:32:49 |
[sobbing] |
| 00:32:53 |
l'm in |
| 00:32:56 |
l got punched in the face |
| 00:32:58 |
Honey, come on, |
| 00:33:00 |
Phil? |
| 00:33:01 |
Yeah? |
| 00:33:02 |
l love you. |
| 00:33:03 |
What does that have |
| 00:33:06 |
Okay. l quit. |
| 00:33:09 |
What for? He scares me. |
| 00:33:12 |
Have you ever |
| 00:33:15 |
Or at his hair? |
| 00:33:16 |
Well, he's been coaching |
| 00:33:19 |
Share your feelings |
| 00:33:20 |
You want me |
| 00:33:22 |
with Mike Ditka? |
| 00:33:23 |
Uh. What else can you do? |
| 00:33:25 |
[sighs] |
| 00:33:27 |
Okay. You're right. |
| 00:33:30 |
You're right. |
| 00:33:32 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:33:35 |
Okay? |
| 00:33:36 |
And, Phil... |
| 00:33:37 |
try not to cry |
| 00:33:41 |
[bawling] |
| 00:33:42 |
Hey, hey, get a grip |
| 00:33:45 |
l can't. |
| 00:33:46 |
You better or else |
| 00:33:48 |
Here, drink this coffee. |
| 00:33:50 |
l don't like coffee. |
| 00:33:52 |
Hey, coffee is |
| 00:33:54 |
Everybody drinks it. |
| 00:33:56 |
Even little kids in Mexico |
| 00:33:58 |
Well, l'm not a little kid |
| 00:34:00 |
[sobbing] |
| 00:34:03 |
l took a long hard look |
| 00:34:07 |
What? |
| 00:34:08 |
Nothing. |
| 00:34:10 |
My dad, he's something. |
| 00:34:11 |
l mean, l've never |
| 00:34:14 |
And to top it all off, |
| 00:34:19 |
Ah. Hey! |
| 00:34:20 |
Ow! |
| 00:34:21 |
Knock it off. |
| 00:34:23 |
Why is everyone |
| 00:34:25 |
Drink the coffee. |
| 00:34:27 |
l don't-- l don't like... |
| 00:34:29 |
[sniffing] |
| 00:34:32 |
Um, uh, |
| 00:34:34 |
Yeah. Uh-huh. |
| 00:34:36 |
Picks you up. |
| 00:34:37 |
lt's the lifeblood |
| 00:34:40 |
Oh. |
| 00:34:41 |
Now, you gotta tell me |
| 00:34:43 |
but if you cry, |
| 00:34:45 |
l--l can't do it. |
| 00:34:48 |
You can beat your dad! |
| 00:34:50 |
This coaching business, |
| 00:34:52 |
Phil. |
| 00:34:53 |
Whatever. lt's tough stuff. |
| 00:34:55 |
And when you lose, |
| 00:34:57 |
But listen, |
| 00:34:58 |
and you win, |
| 00:35:00 |
lt's like |
| 00:35:02 |
Really? |
| 00:35:03 |
Except, you saddled me |
| 00:35:05 |
Take me 3 years |
| 00:35:07 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:35:08 |
But l got a good idea. |
| 00:35:10 |
Maybe we take a shortcut, |
| 00:35:13 |
But in order to do that, |
| 00:35:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:35:18 |
(Umberto) |
| 00:35:20 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:35:21 |
Maria, the prosciutto. |
| 00:35:23 |
(Maria) |
| 00:35:24 |
Umberto! |
| 00:35:25 |
Hey, coach. |
| 00:35:26 |
Don't you worry, |
| 00:35:31 |
Hello. |
| 00:35:32 |
Beautiful. Grazie. |
| 00:35:33 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:35:36 |
Right. |
| 00:35:37 |
Are your nephews |
| 00:35:38 |
Uh, si, in the back. |
| 00:35:39 |
Go back and take |
| 00:35:42 |
Really? |
| 00:35:43 |
(Umberto) |
| 00:35:44 |
[both speaking ltalian] |
| 00:35:56 |
[whispering] |
| 00:35:58 |
Oh, they're terrific. |
| 00:35:59 |
Pretty impressive, huh? |
| 00:36:03 |
[both whooping] |
| 00:36:05 |
These kids are the right age, |
| 00:36:09 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:36:11 |
Uh, excuse me, mister. |
| 00:36:14 |
(Umberto) |
| 00:36:14 |
Uh, would--would they be |
| 00:36:17 |
Massimo e Gian Piero? |
| 00:36:19 |
(Phil) |
| 00:36:20 |
No, no, no, |
| 00:36:22 |
They come here |
| 00:36:24 |
They have too much |
| 00:36:26 |
You know, English, meat. |
| 00:36:29 |
So they don't |
| 00:36:30 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:36:33 |
(Phil) |
| 00:36:35 |
Don't look like that to me. |
| 00:36:37 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:36:39 |
They play with American kids, |
| 00:36:41 |
A lot--lot of famous athletes |
| 00:36:44 |
Sammy Sosa. |
| 00:36:45 |
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. |
| 00:36:47 |
Leon Spinks, uh, |
| 00:36:49 |
No. No. |
| 00:36:50 |
Björn Borg, Mark Spitz. |
| 00:36:52 |
Let the kids |
| 00:36:56 |
Okay! Okay! |
| 00:36:58 |
Great. |
| 00:36:59 |
But remember. |
| 00:37:03 |
Yes! |
| 00:37:04 |
l told you. |
| 00:37:06 |
[children chattering] |
| 00:37:07 |
[whistling] |
| 00:37:09 |
Get in here. Come on. |
| 00:37:10 |
(Ditka) |
| 00:37:12 |
l know we're on |
| 00:37:16 |
Umberto. |
| 00:37:21 |
Guys, Gian Piero and Massimo. |
| 00:37:24 |
Now, these boys |
| 00:37:26 |
So they don't |
| 00:37:28 |
We're all gonna |
| 00:37:30 |
They're apprentice butchers. |
| 00:37:33 |
Did the blacksmiths |
| 00:37:35 |
Shut up. |
| 00:37:36 |
l come back, |
| 00:37:39 |
(Phil) |
| 00:37:40 |
[all speaking ltalian] |
| 00:37:44 |
Prima what? |
| 00:37:45 |
Meat first. First! |
| 00:37:47 |
Ah, meat first. |
| 00:37:48 |
Yes, we love meat. |
| 00:37:50 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:37:52 |
You fellows, put these on. |
| 00:37:54 |
Yeah, try them on |
| 00:37:57 |
Take-a-the-field. |
| 00:37:59 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:38:02 |
[whistles] |
| 00:38:04 |
[giggles] |
| 00:38:07 |
[speaking softly |
| 00:38:18 |
(man) |
| 00:38:20 |
[boy grunts] |
| 00:38:21 |
(Gian Piero) |
| 00:38:26 |
(Massimo) |
| 00:38:27 |
[grunts] |
| 00:38:28 |
(woman) |
| 00:38:30 |
Wow! Crazy! |
| 00:38:35 |
[boy grunts] |
| 00:38:37 |
Whoa. |
| 00:38:40 |
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| 00:38:42 |
[people cheering] |
| 00:38:44 |
(Hunter) |
| 00:38:46 |
New game plan. |
| 00:38:49 |
[Zuma Zuma Baca La |
| 00:38:52 |
[people cheering] |
| 00:39:04 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:39:48 |
Come on. Guys, bring it in. |
| 00:39:51 |
[boys chanting] |
| 00:39:52 |
(all) |
| 00:39:55 |
Generals! Generals! Yeah! |
| 00:39:59 |
l just got excited. |
| 00:40:03 |
Pizza at my house. |
| 00:40:04 |
We won, Dad. |
| 00:40:06 |
We broke the Tiger curse. |
| 00:40:07 |
Yes. |
| 00:40:08 |
[children clamoring] |
| 00:40:13 |
(Mark) |
| 00:40:15 |
Guys? Oh. Settle down. |
| 00:40:18 |
Get enough pizza? |
| 00:40:19 |
You definitely had |
| 00:40:22 |
l just-- Ow! That got me |
| 00:40:25 |
Hey, guys, l just wanna say: |
| 00:40:28 |
''Congratulations |
| 00:40:31 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:40:33 |
There's more |
| 00:40:36 |
That's right. You guys, |
| 00:40:38 |
So did Gian Piero and Massimo |
| 00:40:41 |
[all chanting] |
| 00:40:43 |
Right. |
| 00:40:44 |
Got you a gift. |
| 00:40:45 |
Soccer Dan lnstructional DVD. |
| 00:40:48 |
We're gonna keep learning |
| 00:40:50 |
This is where we're really |
| 00:40:52 |
This will take us |
| 00:40:55 |
Watch it. l only watched it |
| 00:40:58 |
This is called ''up and over.'' |
| 00:40:59 |
[all yelling] |
| 00:41:01 |
You can learn things like... |
| 00:41:04 |
Maybe back over here. |
| 00:41:07 |
[whooping] |
| 00:41:10 |
Fakes left, |
| 00:41:13 |
(Barbara) |
| 00:41:15 |
Guys, l said no playing soccer |
| 00:41:18 |
You did. You said it a lot. |
| 00:41:20 |
Who did that? |
| 00:41:21 |
He did. |
| 00:41:22 |
(all) |
| 00:41:23 |
What? Nah! |
| 00:41:25 |
Kill Phil! |
| 00:41:27 |
[children clamoring] |
| 00:41:28 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:31 |
[all yelling] |
| 00:41:34 |
Hey! All right! |
| 00:41:41 |
Goal! |
| 00:41:47 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 00:41:56 |
Why don't our |
| 00:41:57 |
speak any English? |
| 00:41:59 |
Because they're |
| 00:42:00 |
You didn't know English |
| 00:42:01 |
that whole first |
| 00:42:03 |
You had that |
| 00:42:04 |
goo-goo, |
| 00:42:06 |
lt was |
| 00:42:07 |
Dad. |
| 00:42:08 |
You learned. |
| 00:42:12 |
What's that haunting aroma? |
| 00:42:14 |
(Sam) |
| 00:42:22 |
Hello. |
| 00:42:23 |
Hi, uh, |
| 00:42:26 |
This is my son, |
| 00:42:28 |
and l--l'm brand new |
| 00:42:29 |
So l don't want too much. |
| 00:42:30 |
Okay. |
| 00:42:32 |
Can you take |
| 00:42:35 |
and mix it with half of |
| 00:42:38 |
Or is that-- is that |
| 00:42:41 |
to ask for? |
| 00:42:43 |
Half-Caff? |
| 00:42:44 |
Right. |
| 00:42:46 |
Half-Caff. |
| 00:42:47 |
We're--We're gonna have |
| 00:42:49 |
We're gonna have |
| 00:42:51 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:52 |
And, a Half-Caff. |
| 00:42:54 |
That's me. |
| 00:42:55 |
[screams] |
| 00:42:56 |
Mother of Pearl! |
| 00:42:58 |
[exclaims] |
| 00:42:59 |
That was hot. |
| 00:43:00 |
Should have |
| 00:43:02 |
Yeah. l know, |
| 00:43:05 |
Another Half-Caff. |
| 00:43:06 |
Another Half-Caff. |
| 00:43:07 |
[Saturday Morning |
| 00:43:09 |
[laughs] |
| 00:43:11 |
Whoa. |
| 00:43:12 |
(Gian Piero) |
| 00:43:14 |
Head. |
| 00:43:16 |
" Saturday morning " |
| 00:43:17 |
Okay. Go. |
| 00:43:19 |
" Who's going to play |
| 00:43:22 |
" Six in the morning, baby " |
| 00:43:23 |
OK. |
| 00:43:25 |
OK. |
| 00:43:26 |
" I got a long long day |
| 00:43:28 |
(all) |
| 00:43:30 |
Tap. Pull. |
| 00:43:33 |
Okay? |
| 00:43:34 |
Tap and pull? |
| 00:43:35 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:37 |
[grunts] |
| 00:43:38 |
" Saturday morning |
| 00:43:40 |
[grunts] |
| 00:43:42 |
[grunts] |
| 00:43:44 |
Mama mia. |
| 00:43:45 |
You're a real duffer, |
| 00:43:49 |
" To lose your inhibition |
| 00:43:51 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:43:53 |
(all) |
| 00:43:57 |
How do you say |
| 00:43:59 |
Pizza. Pizza. |
| 00:44:01 |
How do you |
| 00:44:03 |
Spaghetti. |
| 00:44:05 |
ltalian is easy. |
| 00:44:07 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:09 |
Hello. |
| 00:44:10 |
Where're you |
| 00:44:11 |
Australia. |
| 00:44:13 |
Oh, that's |
| 00:44:14 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:15 |
You still waiting |
| 00:44:16 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:17 |
Make sure you get |
| 00:44:20 |
Thanks for the tip. |
| 00:44:21 |
lt's something you |
| 00:44:22 |
[screams] |
| 00:44:24 |
" Let's get it started " |
| 00:44:26 |
Would you look at |
| 00:44:28 |
" Let's get it started " |
| 00:44:31 |
Oh, God, l'm |
| 00:44:34 |
(all) |
| 00:44:36 |
" Lose control, |
| 00:44:38 |
Okay, Bucky, |
| 00:44:40 |
You should have |
| 00:44:41 |
They just score and |
| 00:44:43 |
and score and score |
| 00:44:44 |
lt was all too much, |
| 00:44:46 |
and l'm like, l got, |
| 00:44:48 |
You should get some |
| 00:44:50 |
lt's like ba-boom! |
| 00:44:52 |
Are--Are you guys |
| 00:44:55 |
No. |
| 00:44:56 |
" Let's get it started, ha " |
| 00:44:58 |
" Let's get it |
| 00:45:00 |
" Let's get it |
| 00:45:02 |
" Let's get it |
| 00:45:05 |
French Roast. |
| 00:45:06 |
Right. |
| 00:45:10 |
Guatemalan with |
| 00:45:11 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:45:16 |
Aw. |
| 00:45:17 |
That's--That's |
| 00:45:19 |
That's my Russian vodka! |
| 00:45:21 |
[boys cheering] |
| 00:45:23 |
Jack! |
| 00:45:24 |
No! Mom! |
| 00:45:25 |
UV index |
| 00:45:26 |
l'm in the middle |
| 00:45:28 |
l know. But your skin's |
| 00:45:29 |
Mom, come on. |
| 00:45:30 |
Okay, go! |
| 00:45:32 |
Keep passing |
| 00:45:34 |
" Get it started, |
| 00:45:37 |
[all whooping] |
| 00:45:38 |
" Let's get it started, ha " |
| 00:45:40 |
" Let's get it started |
| 00:45:43 |
(boys) |
| 00:45:44 |
" Spaghetti, marinara, |
| 00:45:48 |
Don't forget |
| 00:45:58 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:45:59 |
Hey! Here we go! |
| 00:46:01 |
Hey. |
| 00:46:05 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:46:06 |
l'll go change |
| 00:46:08 |
Hurry up. |
| 00:46:13 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:46:19 |
[sizzling] |
| 00:46:20 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:23 |
Hey, Philly. |
| 00:46:24 |
[sighs] |
| 00:46:25 |
Smells good. |
| 00:46:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:27 |
They're |
| 00:46:28 |
No, l mean the air. |
| 00:46:29 |
What? |
| 00:46:30 |
Smells fresh. |
| 00:46:32 |
What do you |
| 00:46:33 |
Beautiful day. |
| 00:46:34 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:35 |
Couldn't ask for |
| 00:46:37 |
l'm feeling |
| 00:46:42 |
Tigers have won |
| 00:46:43 |
The ltalians and Ditka |
| 00:46:46 |
We're 500. |
| 00:46:47 |
Yeah, |
| 00:46:49 |
Look, Dad, |
| 00:46:50 |
we're gonna make |
| 00:46:52 |
You what? |
| 00:46:53 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:55 |
You're serious? |
| 00:46:56 |
Yeah, you bet l'm serious. |
| 00:46:58 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:47:03 |
Looks like somebody needs |
| 00:47:05 |
What is the law, Phil? |
| 00:47:07 |
Stop it, Dad. |
| 00:47:08 |
The law says: |
| 00:47:09 |
''You shall never beat |
| 00:47:11 |
Just serve. |
| 00:47:12 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:15 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:47:17 |
[groans] |
| 00:47:20 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:47:22 |
Oh, foul, foul, foul! |
| 00:47:25 |
You a little klutzy? |
| 00:47:26 |
All right. |
| 00:47:28 |
Okay, |
| 00:47:31 |
Pooh! Boom! |
| 00:47:32 |
[groaning] |
| 00:47:36 |
Sorry. |
| 00:47:38 |
You wanna quit now? |
| 00:47:39 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:47:42 |
[grunts] |
| 00:47:45 |
Oh! |
| 00:47:47 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:47:52 |
Olé! |
| 00:47:54 |
[groaning] |
| 00:47:58 |
[laughing] |
| 00:48:01 |
You okay? |
| 00:48:02 |
Serve it. |
| 00:48:07 |
[groaning] |
| 00:48:11 |
Phil? Honey? |
| 00:48:14 |
Don't talk to me, |
| 00:48:17 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:48:23 |
Come on. |
| 00:48:31 |
Somebody should be |
| 00:48:35 |
Ooh. Who's your trainer? |
| 00:48:36 |
Stop talking and serve! |
| 00:48:38 |
Maniac. |
| 00:48:49 |
Now, l bury you. |
| 00:48:51 |
Bury you! |
| 00:48:53 |
Bury you! |
| 00:48:54 |
Bury you! |
| 00:48:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:00 |
l'll see you inside. |
| 00:49:01 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:02 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:49:12 |
That's the best |
| 00:49:14 |
Yeah, it didn't grind |
| 00:49:18 |
Ow. |
| 00:49:19 |
You made |
| 00:49:24 |
Hey, l--l almost had you. |
| 00:49:29 |
What do you call that again, |
| 00:49:31 |
Oh, yeah, yeah, losing. |
| 00:49:44 |
l'll tell you, Dad. |
| 00:49:46 |
The Tigers are |
| 00:49:48 |
That ain't |
| 00:49:49 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:49:51 |
Never. |
| 00:49:55 |
You wanna make a bet? |
| 00:49:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:57 |
Yeah? |
| 00:49:58 |
Fine. Okay. |
| 00:50:01 |
l beat you, |
| 00:50:02 |
and you sell that break-even |
| 00:50:06 |
And you're gonna |
| 00:50:08 |
No. No, l'm not |
| 00:50:10 |
Uh? Oh. |
| 00:50:11 |
[imitating |
| 00:50:15 |
Okay, okay, |
| 00:50:18 |
Okay. But if l win... |
| 00:50:20 |
What? |
| 00:50:22 |
l get the Pelé ball. |
| 00:50:25 |
Do what? |
| 00:50:26 |
lf l beat you |
| 00:50:28 |
Pelé ball. |
| 00:50:35 |
(commentator) |
| 00:50:37 |
A little high |
| 00:50:41 |
l got it! l got it! |
| 00:50:42 |
No. l got it. |
| 00:50:43 |
[people clapping] |
| 00:50:45 |
Yeah! |
| 00:50:46 |
Dad? |
| 00:50:48 |
What? |
| 00:50:49 |
Can l have the ball? |
| 00:50:50 |
For what? |
| 00:50:52 |
You get |
| 00:50:54 |
lf l beat you in the finals, |
| 00:50:59 |
For the day. |
| 00:51:00 |
Forever. |
| 00:51:01 |
No way, Jose. |
| 00:51:04 |
[imitating chicken clucking] |
| 00:51:06 |
[all laughing] |
| 00:51:10 |
All right. All right. |
| 00:51:12 |
Yeah? |
| 00:51:13 |
We got ourselves a bet, |
| 00:51:14 |
All right. |
| 00:51:16 |
Good. |
| 00:51:17 |
Good. |
| 00:51:19 |
See you tomorrow. |
| 00:51:20 |
Okay. Good. |
| 00:51:27 |
Yeah, l think we're gonna |
| 00:51:31 |
Ooh. |
| 00:51:32 |
Not a chance. |
| 00:51:34 |
Line 'em up. |
| 00:51:41 |
Your wife told me about |
| 00:51:42 |
the bet you made |
| 00:51:44 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:51:45 |
l think maybe |
| 00:51:46 |
you're getting |
| 00:51:48 |
We played the easy |
| 00:51:49 |
We gotta win |
| 00:51:51 |
just to make |
| 00:51:52 |
So maybe you should-- |
| 00:51:53 |
Maybe you should |
| 00:51:55 |
and less |
| 00:51:56 |
What? |
| 00:51:57 |
There's a lot of |
| 00:51:59 |
Slothfulness? |
| 00:52:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:01 |
Let's go, Tigers. |
| 00:52:04 |
Bring it in, guys. |
| 00:52:05 |
Let's go. |
| 00:52:07 |
Grab some bench. |
| 00:52:08 |
Look how much time it takes |
| 00:52:10 |
Take a seat. |
| 00:52:13 |
Okay, guys. |
| 00:52:15 |
l had you come |
| 00:52:17 |
so we could talk |
| 00:52:21 |
lt's come |
| 00:52:23 |
that lately, |
| 00:52:25 |
a general, |
| 00:52:27 |
for our game plan. |
| 00:52:30 |
Ambrose. |
| 00:52:31 |
Yeah? |
| 00:52:32 |
l saw a bunch of |
| 00:52:34 |
What was going |
| 00:52:36 |
l was breaking |
| 00:52:37 |
because of my love |
| 00:52:39 |
Liar! |
| 00:52:40 |
Jack. |
| 00:52:42 |
Who are you supposed |
| 00:52:44 |
The ltalians. |
| 00:52:45 |
Right. Alex, when? |
| 00:52:46 |
When l come in |
| 00:52:47 |
The instant you come |
| 00:52:49 |
That's our strategy. |
| 00:52:50 |
lt's one of the many plays |
| 00:52:52 |
lt's the only play |
| 00:52:54 |
How many sarcastic pills |
| 00:52:56 |
Coach, |
| 00:52:57 |
''But, Coach...'' |
| 00:52:58 |
[mocking] |
| 00:53:03 |
You gotta |
| 00:53:04 |
He started it. |
| 00:53:07 |
l seem to remember |
| 00:53:09 |
who was very |
| 00:53:11 |
And that same little boy |
| 00:53:14 |
l'm doing this |
| 00:53:16 |
So that |
| 00:53:18 |
Right? Fun. Okay. |
| 00:53:20 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:22 |
Hey, |
| 00:53:23 |
Wh-Wh-Where've |
| 00:53:25 |
Uh, |
| 00:53:27 |
Wait, where's Gian |
| 00:53:29 |
We were supposed |
| 00:53:30 |
Hey, what's going on? |
| 00:53:33 |
[speaking in ltalian] |
| 00:53:36 |
[all gasp] |
| 00:53:38 |
Huh? |
| 00:53:39 |
l can't afford to |
| 00:53:42 |
Meat is now. |
| 00:53:44 |
all day to get |
| 00:53:46 |
lt's a big, big order. |
| 00:53:48 |
No, no, no. l... Believe me, |
| 00:53:51 |
Sure. |
| 00:53:52 |
l've only heard it about |
| 00:53:54 |
l can't talk to you. |
| 00:53:57 |
(Phil) |
| 00:53:59 |
''the meat comes first.'' |
| 00:54:00 |
" Happy birthday |
| 00:54:01 |
Quiet please! |
| 00:54:03 |
Shut up! |
| 00:54:04 |
You're not |
| 00:54:06 |
You know, at a certain point, |
| 00:54:08 |
these kids just |
| 00:54:10 |
They don't care |
| 00:54:11 |
Uh, do l have to say that? |
| 00:54:14 |
some kind of |
| 00:54:16 |
What are you saying, eh? |
| 00:54:18 |
What? Hello? Umberto? |
| 00:54:21 |
Umberto? |
| 00:54:25 |
All right, guys. |
| 00:54:26 |
We got 25 minutes |
| 00:54:29 |
Let's get to it. |
| 00:54:31 |
[saw whirring] |
| 00:54:32 |
(Phil) |
| 00:54:35 |
Whoa! |
| 00:54:39 |
[horn blaring] |
| 00:54:43 |
[all yelling] |
| 00:54:56 |
[gasps] |
| 00:55:14 |
We made it. |
| 00:55:17 |
Hey, Stew. |
| 00:55:18 |
Hey. |
| 00:55:21 |
Uh. Listen. One of-- One of my |
| 00:55:23 |
So, we forfeit. |
| 00:55:26 |
You hear that, Vultures, |
| 00:55:29 |
[whistle blowing] |
| 00:55:30 |
Hurry, run quickly! |
| 00:55:32 |
Run! Run to the car! Run! |
| 00:55:33 |
Don't look back! Run! |
| 00:55:36 |
We won! |
| 00:55:37 |
We won. |
| 00:55:38 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:55:40 |
Two, four, six, eight, |
| 00:55:43 |
Vultures. Vultures. |
| 00:55:45 |
Yeah! |
| 00:55:46 |
Good job, guys. |
| 00:55:52 |
Phil, it's freezing out here. |
| 00:55:55 |
lt's not Phil. |
| 00:55:57 |
And it's not |
| 00:55:58 |
Then why did you |
| 00:56:01 |
Because fire is |
| 00:56:04 |
And that's what we are, |
| 00:56:08 |
The Hopi lndians |
| 00:56:10 |
[speaking gibberish] |
| 00:56:14 |
Coach, what are we |
| 00:56:16 |
We're bonding. |
| 00:56:20 |
Surviving the elements, |
| 00:56:23 |
Coach, did you order |
| 00:56:26 |
ln due time, Connor. |
| 00:56:29 |
However, |
| 00:56:31 |
if the pizzas don't arrive, |
| 00:56:34 |
l've already |
| 00:56:35 |
that we will eat Byong Sun. |
| 00:56:40 |
All right. |
| 00:56:41 |
But he does look delicious, |
| 00:56:44 |
if we had to eat someone? |
| 00:56:45 |
Dad, you're |
| 00:56:47 |
l know, |
| 00:56:50 |
What? |
| 00:56:51 |
You know, howl like a wolf. |
| 00:56:53 |
[howling] |
| 00:56:59 |
(woman) |
| 00:57:00 |
You shut up in there! |
| 00:57:02 |
Come on, everyone. |
| 00:57:04 |
[howling] |
| 00:57:06 |
[all howling] |
| 00:57:13 |
[barking] |
| 00:57:14 |
[all screaming] |
| 00:57:17 |
[dogs barking] |
| 00:57:24 |
(woman) |
| 00:57:26 |
The lrish Cream |
| 00:57:28 |
What's that? |
| 00:57:29 |
Uh, it's cream |
| 00:57:31 |
Hurry up and order. |
| 00:57:34 |
Excuse me. Thank you. |
| 00:57:38 |
How about a smoothie? |
| 00:57:40 |
Smoothie's a juice drink. |
| 00:57:43 |
Buddy, relax. |
| 00:57:44 |
No, you relax. |
| 00:57:45 |
l'm a regular here. |
| 00:57:47 |
l beg your pardon. |
| 00:57:48 |
Do you have scones? |
| 00:57:50 |
Tall, non fat, |
| 00:57:52 |
Sir, you're at |
| 00:57:53 |
l recognize that! |
| 00:57:54 |
Cut it out or |
| 00:57:55 |
You can't |
| 00:57:56 |
You know, |
| 00:57:58 |
l'm a frequent |
| 00:58:00 |
l'm part of the club. |
| 00:58:01 |
Do you have a card? |
| 00:58:03 |
No, l don't |
| 00:58:04 |
Does anyone here |
| 00:58:05 |
We don't have |
| 00:58:07 |
[screams] |
| 00:58:08 |
Zip it there, |
| 00:58:09 |
Are we doing this? |
| 00:58:11 |
Yeah. Wanna go? |
| 00:58:13 |
Great. |
| 00:58:14 |
Let's do it. Come on. |
| 00:58:15 |
You're hurting me! |
| 00:58:18 |
What is wrong |
| 00:58:20 |
l thought |
| 00:58:21 |
My name is Andy! |
| 00:58:22 |
Your name is Liar, |
| 00:58:24 |
You know what the odds are |
| 00:58:26 |
l will never come |
| 00:58:27 |
There's a good |
| 00:58:28 |
That's a chance |
| 00:58:30 |
Okay, if that's how |
| 00:58:31 |
Okay. |
| 00:58:33 |
Good. |
| 00:58:36 |
Get the door! Get the-- |
| 00:58:38 |
[indistinct chattering] |
| 00:58:42 |
Fine! |
| 00:58:43 |
[whistling] |
| 00:58:44 |
Tigers, bring it in. |
| 00:58:47 |
Let's go, guys. |
| 00:58:48 |
[whistle blowing] |
| 00:58:58 |
All right, Tigers. |
| 00:59:00 |
Let's get ready |
| 00:59:01 |
l don't wanna see |
| 00:59:04 |
We win this, |
| 00:59:05 |
lf we get a big lead, |
| 00:59:08 |
We gotta pummel them |
| 00:59:10 |
Dominate and hammer them. |
| 00:59:12 |
l want you to play dirty, |
| 00:59:13 |
if you have to, |
| 00:59:15 |
Byong Sun, stay low, okay? |
| 00:59:18 |
That's easy for you. |
| 00:59:20 |
Just chop block them |
| 00:59:22 |
That'll work well. |
| 00:59:23 |
Ambrose, you're big. |
| 00:59:24 |
Don't be afraid |
| 00:59:26 |
lf you break |
| 00:59:27 |
that's a good thing. |
| 00:59:29 |
Otherwise, |
| 00:59:32 |
You hear me? |
| 00:59:33 |
Hey, Phil. |
| 00:59:34 |
l--l--l don't think that's |
| 00:59:36 |
You can't talk about |
| 00:59:39 |
You don't think? |
| 00:59:41 |
You don't-- you don't think? |
| 00:59:43 |
l don't think you |
| 00:59:45 |
when l'm talking |
| 00:59:46 |
You're my assistant, okay? |
| 00:59:48 |
You're supposed to |
| 00:59:49 |
and go get me juice boxes |
| 00:59:51 |
Now go get me |
| 00:59:53 |
You know who |
| 00:59:54 |
l'm talking to |
| 00:59:55 |
You're crazy! |
| 00:59:57 |
l'm not crazy. |
| 00:59:58 |
Why don't you |
| 01:00:00 |
No, you go to hell! |
| 01:00:01 |
why don't you |
| 01:00:03 |
l'm no juice box boy, |
| 01:00:05 |
Yes, you are! |
| 01:00:07 |
Yes, you are! |
| 01:00:08 |
Yes, you are! |
| 01:00:09 |
You're like your old man! |
| 01:00:10 |
l'm not like |
| 01:00:11 |
lf it weren't for these kids |
| 01:00:13 |
l can take a punch! |
| 01:00:14 |
l'm out of here. |
| 01:00:15 |
l'll see you, |
| 01:00:17 |
Mr. Big Time Coach. |
| 01:00:19 |
l'm not like my old man! |
| 01:00:21 |
compassionate human being, |
| 01:00:23 |
with a heart |
| 01:00:26 |
We'll see you later, |
| 01:00:27 |
Everyone wave goodbye |
| 01:00:30 |
Literally wave. Do it! |
| 01:00:32 |
Parents, too! |
| 01:00:34 |
[tires screeching] |
| 01:00:36 |
Okay. Guys... |
| 01:00:40 |
l only want |
| 01:00:41 |
(Phil) |
| 01:00:43 |
l said, ''Who's a winner?'' |
| 01:00:45 |
(boys) |
| 01:00:46 |
Everyone's |
| 01:00:47 |
(all) |
| 01:00:48 |
Okay. |
| 01:00:50 |
Who are we? |
| 01:00:51 |
(all) |
| 01:00:52 |
What? |
| 01:00:53 |
(all) |
| 01:00:54 |
All right. Let's break |
| 01:00:57 |
One, two, three. |
| 01:01:00 |
Hit the field. Let's go. |
| 01:01:01 |
Your dad's a trip, |
| 01:01:03 |
(Phil) |
| 01:01:05 |
Huh. |
| 01:01:06 |
Pick up that |
| 01:01:08 |
Tuck in your shirt! |
| 01:01:10 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:01:12 |
ln fact, |
| 01:01:15 |
Go and run a lap! |
| 01:01:17 |
[watch ticking] |
| 01:01:19 |
(Phil) |
| 01:01:24 |
Faster! |
| 01:01:25 |
(Phil) |
| 01:01:29 |
Whoa! |
| 01:01:30 |
Let's go! |
| 01:01:32 |
(woman) |
| 01:01:33 |
He's right there. |
| 01:01:35 |
Good. Good. |
| 01:01:36 |
[groans] |
| 01:01:39 |
[whistling] |
| 01:01:41 |
[speaking ltalian] |
| 01:01:47 |
[grunts] |
| 01:01:48 |
[all exclaiming] |
| 01:01:52 |
Yes! Hey, you just were served |
| 01:01:55 |
How does that feel? |
| 01:01:56 |
(referee) |
| 01:01:57 |
Off the field, Tarzan. |
| 01:02:03 |
l'm off. |
| 01:02:07 |
[all chattering] |
| 01:02:12 |
[grunts] |
| 01:02:16 |
Defense! Come on! |
| 01:02:18 |
You guys know |
| 01:02:22 |
Dad? |
| 01:02:23 |
Dad? Dad? |
| 01:02:25 |
Not now, Sam. |
| 01:02:26 |
Can you put me in? |
| 01:02:27 |
Later. Later. |
| 01:02:29 |
Come on! |
| 01:02:33 |
You look good. |
| 01:02:39 |
Think you can mark him? |
| 01:02:41 |
Yeah, l could take him. |
| 01:02:42 |
J.J., Zack, everybody |
| 01:02:45 |
Four on one, |
| 01:02:47 |
We have to-- We really have |
| 01:02:49 |
(boy) |
| 01:02:53 |
Yeah! |
| 01:02:54 |
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| 01:02:57 |
Yeah! All right! |
| 01:03:02 |
Hey! Hey! Hey! |
| 01:03:04 |
Did you just push |
| 01:03:05 |
He fell down! |
| 01:03:08 |
(Phil) |
| 01:03:10 |
Play it up. |
| 01:03:11 |
Back and forth! |
| 01:03:17 |
[Massimo and Gian Piero |
| 01:03:19 |
Victory! We're in the finals! |
| 01:03:22 |
We're in the finals! |
| 01:03:26 |
Losers! Losers! |
| 01:03:29 |
Losers. |
| 01:03:32 |
We won, Byong Sun! |
| 01:03:34 |
(Donna) |
| 01:03:36 |
Stop it! |
| 01:03:37 |
Everyone should |
| 01:03:39 |
Pass him around. |
| 01:03:40 |
(Donna) |
| 01:03:41 |
Pass him around! |
| 01:03:43 |
[all shouting] |
| 01:03:44 |
Honey! |
| 01:03:46 |
(Forest) |
| 01:03:49 |
(Barbara) |
| 01:03:51 |
Get the rope! |
| 01:03:52 |
What in the world |
| 01:03:54 |
l don't know. |
| 01:03:57 |
l'm never drinking |
| 01:03:59 |
[explosion] |
| 01:04:03 |
Wow! |
| 01:04:05 |
Wow! Wow! Wow! |
| 01:04:07 |
What a day! |
| 01:04:10 |
Wh-What is with the coffee? |
| 01:04:12 |
Every home in Europe has |
| 01:04:14 |
ln fact, every room. |
| 01:04:16 |
Okay, |
| 01:04:17 |
You gotta stop. |
| 01:04:20 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:04:21 |
You called a group of |
| 01:04:23 |
l did not. |
| 01:04:25 |
You screamed it |
| 01:04:26 |
Everyone heard you. |
| 01:04:27 |
What do you want me |
| 01:04:29 |
'Cause that would |
| 01:04:31 |
And at least, give me that. |
| 01:04:33 |
You just lied, just a-- |
| 01:04:34 |
Just a second ago! |
| 01:04:35 |
About the cone thing! |
| 01:04:37 |
Okay, you got me |
| 01:04:39 |
That's one lie, |
| 01:04:41 |
We're in the finals. |
| 01:04:42 |
Am l the only one |
| 01:04:44 |
Where's Sam? |
| 01:04:45 |
Well, Sam's up in his room. |
| 01:04:47 |
Very upset. Very depressed. |
| 01:04:49 |
Depressed? We won. |
| 01:04:50 |
You didn't play him, |
| 01:04:52 |
l warned you about, |
| 01:04:55 |
That is patently untrue. |
| 01:04:56 |
And as far as Sam not playing |
| 01:04:58 |
What? |
| 01:04:59 |
He needs to speak up, okay? |
| 01:05:02 |
l can't talk to |
| 01:05:04 |
l don't even |
| 01:05:05 |
You're not human, |
| 01:05:07 |
You're like some |
| 01:05:08 |
An animal? |
| 01:05:09 |
Yes, like a wild animal. |
| 01:05:11 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:05:12 |
l'm going. |
| 01:05:14 |
Coffee will make |
| 01:05:30 |
" The eye of the tiger |
| 01:05:32 |
(Phil) |
| 01:05:34 |
Game's about to start. |
| 01:05:36 |
Where's Sammy? |
| 01:05:38 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 01:05:41 |
You know what, |
| 01:05:44 |
What are you? |
| 01:05:46 |
What's this, |
| 01:05:48 |
No. |
| 01:05:50 |
Good. Good. |
| 01:05:52 |
Some of the cool stuff |
| 01:05:54 |
And you think this |
| 01:05:57 |
We'll see. |
| 01:06:02 |
Okay, good luck, Son. |
| 01:06:04 |
[chuckles] |
| 01:06:12 |
Bring it in. Let's go. |
| 01:06:15 |
Coach, um, where's Sam? |
| 01:06:17 |
Because l don't |
| 01:06:18 |
He'll be here. |
| 01:06:20 |
[whispering] |
| 01:06:24 |
Now l don't think it needs |
| 01:06:27 |
how important |
| 01:06:29 |
[whispering] |
| 01:06:31 |
Why are you whispering? |
| 01:06:33 |
For dramatic effect! |
| 01:06:35 |
Who are those |
| 01:06:36 |
(boys) |
| 01:06:37 |
They look like |
| 01:06:39 |
What do you say? |
| 01:06:40 |
Afraid of 'em? |
| 01:06:41 |
(boys) |
| 01:06:42 |
Okay. |
| 01:06:43 |
You step on this field, |
| 01:06:45 |
l mean, l'm not gonna be |
| 01:06:48 |
you know, punching a hole |
| 01:06:50 |
or crying myself to sleep |
| 01:06:55 |
Okay? That's not gonna be me. |
| 01:06:57 |
'Cause l'm fine. |
| 01:06:58 |
l got my vitamin store |
| 01:06:59 |
l'm gonna be just great. |
| 01:07:01 |
Let me hear you say |
| 01:07:03 |
We can do this! |
| 01:07:04 |
Again. |
| 01:07:05 |
One more time. |
| 01:07:08 |
You either win |
| 01:07:09 |
and go on to greatness, |
| 01:07:13 |
And probably face a series of |
| 01:07:16 |
for the rest of your lives. |
| 01:07:18 |
Bring it in, guys. |
| 01:07:19 |
[whispering] |
| 01:07:21 |
Tigers on three. Whisper. |
| 01:07:23 |
One, two, three. |
| 01:07:25 |
[all whispering] |
| 01:07:26 |
One, two, three, Gladiators! |
| 01:07:29 |
(Jim) |
| 01:07:31 |
and welcome to the HHSO |
| 01:07:34 |
I'll be giving |
| 01:07:36 |
blow-by-blow of |
| 01:07:37 |
the game of the year. |
| 01:07:38 |
Look alive! |
| 01:07:40 |
Tigers versus the Gladiators. |
| 01:07:42 |
Gladiators with the ball. |
| 01:07:44 |
Immediately |
| 01:07:45 |
Go! |
| 01:07:47 |
Defense! |
| 01:07:49 |
He kicks it high. |
| 01:07:52 |
Shot! Goal! |
| 01:07:53 |
Yeah! |
| 01:07:55 |
[singing] |
| 01:08:01 |
Are you ready for this? |
| 01:08:03 |
The Gladiators with |
| 01:08:06 |
Shot! It's off the mark. |
| 01:08:09 |
Give it up, Dad! |
| 01:08:10 |
lt's a long game, sonny! |
| 01:08:13 |
Hey, grab the pebble |
| 01:08:16 |
What? |
| 01:08:18 |
Hey! |
| 01:08:20 |
What's up, |
| 01:08:22 |
Bring it on. |
| 01:08:24 |
You can have |
| 01:08:26 |
l could eat a box of cookies |
| 01:08:29 |
What? Can you do that? No. |
| 01:08:30 |
'Cause you're |
| 01:08:32 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:08:35 |
[blowing whistle] |
| 01:08:36 |
Get him, Logan. |
| 01:08:37 |
Ow! He's got my ear. |
| 01:08:38 |
He's got my ear! |
| 01:08:43 |
He's like a jackal from hell! |
| 01:08:47 |
(Jim) |
| 01:08:49 |
And they pass it of |
| 01:08:52 |
Pass it off! Pass it! |
| 01:08:53 |
Do it! Shoot it, |
| 01:08:56 |
No! No, no. |
| 01:08:57 |
[grunts] |
| 01:08:58 |
(Jim) |
| 01:08:59 |
Stolen away and |
| 01:09:03 |
Gladiators moving the ball. |
| 01:09:04 |
Hunter, catch up! |
| 01:09:06 |
They find Bucky Weston |
| 01:09:08 |
He shoots! Score! |
| 01:09:10 |
Yes! |
| 01:09:11 |
Gladiators tie the game. |
| 01:09:12 |
Byong Sun! |
| 01:09:16 |
What was that? |
| 01:09:17 |
l thought |
| 01:09:19 |
You thought? |
| 01:09:20 |
How many times do |
| 01:09:21 |
You can take as many shots |
| 01:09:24 |
But never ever |
| 01:09:26 |
Especially not |
| 01:09:28 |
Okay, |
| 01:09:29 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:09:31 |
Take a seat. |
| 01:09:33 |
(Ann) |
| 01:09:34 |
You ease up on that |
| 01:09:37 |
[referee whistling] |
| 01:09:39 |
(Jim) |
| 01:09:43 |
[referee whistles] |
| 01:09:45 |
Come on! That? |
| 01:09:47 |
Good call, ref! |
| 01:09:48 |
That's a bad call! |
| 01:09:49 |
All right, coaches! |
| 01:09:50 |
Coaches here, now! |
| 01:09:53 |
God! That's a bad call, |
| 01:09:55 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
| 01:09:56 |
That's a bad call! |
| 01:09:57 |
Hey! Hey, |
| 01:09:58 |
Let me ask you a question. |
| 01:09:59 |
Let me ask a question. |
| 01:10:00 |
How much you pay him |
| 01:10:02 |
You are one wisecrack away |
| 01:10:04 |
from being thrown |
| 01:10:05 |
l don't want to |
| 01:10:07 |
Can't a guy just be |
| 01:10:09 |
You can be |
| 01:10:10 |
That's all l want to do. |
| 01:10:11 |
...at a respectable level. |
| 01:10:12 |
l just wanna have fun. |
| 01:10:14 |
Now, go to |
| 01:10:16 |
And keep your |
| 01:10:20 |
Wow! What was |
| 01:10:21 |
Here's all l heard. |
| 01:10:23 |
The ref said.... |
| 01:10:24 |
[sputtering] |
| 01:10:25 |
Then my Dad said... |
| 01:10:26 |
[sputtering] |
| 01:10:27 |
Then the ref said.... |
| 01:10:28 |
[sputtering] |
| 01:10:29 |
Any more questions? |
| 01:10:31 |
Hit the road. Move it. |
| 01:10:33 |
[referee whistling] |
| 01:10:34 |
[boys cheering] |
| 01:10:36 |
(Jim) |
| 01:10:38 |
trying to pass it |
| 01:10:40 |
Come on! |
| 01:10:42 |
But Buck Weston |
| 01:10:44 |
Go! |
| 01:10:45 |
[chuckles] |
| 01:10:47 |
(Phil) |
| 01:10:50 |
What did l just say? |
| 01:10:53 |
Bucky with another open shot. |
| 01:10:56 |
Yes! |
| 01:10:57 |
Gladiators take the lead. |
| 01:10:59 |
Was anyone listening? |
| 01:11:00 |
The Italians have effectively |
| 01:11:02 |
Great. |
| 01:11:03 |
(Janice) |
| 01:11:05 |
[whistle blowing] |
| 01:11:06 |
That's the half. |
| 01:11:11 |
Honey, wh-where have you been? |
| 01:11:13 |
l called you twice. |
| 01:11:15 |
What? Why isn't Sam |
| 01:11:17 |
So, how's it going? |
| 01:11:18 |
lt took me all morning |
| 01:11:20 |
And the only reason he is here |
| 01:11:23 |
What, he doesn't |
| 01:11:24 |
He would love to |
| 01:11:26 |
but you've turned |
| 01:11:28 |
Sound familiar? |
| 01:11:30 |
Look, l just wanted |
| 01:11:31 |
to get to |
| 01:11:35 |
Well, you're here, Phil. |
| 01:11:40 |
l'm not crying. |
| 01:11:43 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:11:46 |
lf you play the second half |
| 01:11:49 |
l'm gonna trade the whole team |
| 01:11:52 |
Can l go in now? |
| 01:11:54 |
(Buck) |
| 01:11:56 |
It's the championship game, |
| 01:11:57 |
Don't bother me, okay? |
| 01:11:58 |
l didn't play |
| 01:12:00 |
l promise you, |
| 01:12:03 |
You want to be Gladiators? |
| 01:12:04 |
(boys) |
| 01:12:05 |
Let's say, |
| 01:12:06 |
(boys) |
| 01:12:07 |
Say it again! |
| 01:12:09 |
Okay, go out |
| 01:12:13 |
You doing okay? |
| 01:12:17 |
Hey, guys. |
| 01:12:20 |
Sam, you think |
| 01:12:22 |
l guess. |
| 01:12:23 |
Honey, do you mind? |
| 01:12:25 |
Sure. |
| 01:12:30 |
So, l just |
| 01:12:34 |
You know, |
| 01:12:36 |
how they mess up, right? |
| 01:12:38 |
But the truth is |
| 01:12:40 |
sometimes |
| 01:12:42 |
but we don't have anyone to |
| 01:12:46 |
l screwed up, Sam. |
| 01:12:47 |
You think? |
| 01:12:49 |
l just got caught up |
| 01:12:53 |
l really lost my way, |
| 01:12:59 |
l apologize. |
| 01:13:01 |
l just wanna ask |
| 01:13:03 |
find it in your heart |
| 01:13:05 |
and you give me |
| 01:13:07 |
l'd like to |
| 01:13:11 |
Okay. |
| 01:13:13 |
You accept |
| 01:13:14 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:17 |
Thanks, buddy. |
| 01:13:19 |
All right. You're |
| 01:13:21 |
(Sam) |
| 01:13:22 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:24 |
You're not worried |
| 01:13:26 |
No, l'm worried |
| 01:13:28 |
l brought |
| 01:13:30 |
So, go suit up. |
| 01:13:31 |
All right. |
| 01:13:32 |
Okay? |
| 01:13:36 |
Good job. |
| 01:13:37 |
Thanks. |
| 01:13:38 |
Now, give me |
| 01:13:40 |
Oh. |
| 01:13:41 |
Horrible. |
| 01:13:42 |
Okay. |
| 01:13:43 |
(Phil) |
| 01:13:44 |
Everyone take a seat, |
| 01:13:47 |
l have something important |
| 01:13:51 |
[sighs] |
| 01:13:52 |
l just want you guys to know |
| 01:13:55 |
l--l--l--l completely blew it. |
| 01:14:00 |
And we should've just been |
| 01:14:02 |
and honestly, |
| 01:14:05 |
And l owe you, |
| 01:14:08 |
l am very, very, |
| 01:14:12 |
very, very sorry. |
| 01:14:15 |
With a capital ''S'' |
| 01:14:20 |
You know what l mean. |
| 01:14:21 |
You--You guys are great kids. |
| 01:14:23 |
with--with--with your own |
| 01:14:25 |
and l should've |
| 01:14:28 |
lnstead, l wasn't, |
| 01:14:30 |
and l didn't |
| 01:14:32 |
That's not true, |
| 01:14:33 |
(all) |
| 01:14:35 |
He's a lousy coach. |
| 01:14:36 |
He didn't teach me anything. |
| 01:14:37 |
(Byong Sun) |
| 01:14:38 |
He taught us exactly how |
| 01:14:42 |
Actually, Sam's right. |
| 01:14:44 |
That's exactly what l did. |
| 01:14:47 |
We just need to |
| 01:14:49 |
and you guys |
| 01:14:50 |
the opposite of |
| 01:14:52 |
Does that make sense? |
| 01:14:54 |
What have l-- What have l |
| 01:14:55 |
Always play the ltalians. |
| 01:14:57 |
Okay. There you go. |
| 01:14:59 |
Gian Piero, Massimo, |
| 01:15:00 |
we'll get some |
| 01:15:01 |
Give you guys a rest? |
| 01:15:03 |
Rest? |
| 01:15:04 |
Okay. Grazie. |
| 01:15:05 |
Thanks. |
| 01:15:06 |
Wh-What else |
| 01:15:08 |
Break people's clavicles. |
| 01:15:09 |
Chop block. |
| 01:15:10 |
Tattoos are cool! |
| 01:15:12 |
Don't remember that one. |
| 01:15:14 |
Coffee is the lifeblood |
| 01:15:15 |
that fuels |
| 01:15:17 |
Right. Hold on. |
| 01:15:24 |
[all cheering] |
| 01:15:25 |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! |
| 01:15:30 |
(Mark) |
| 01:15:33 |
[all cheering] |
| 01:15:37 |
All right. What else? |
| 01:15:39 |
The most important |
| 01:15:42 |
No. No, no, no, no. |
| 01:15:44 |
is--is having fun and |
| 01:15:48 |
So, let's get out there |
| 01:15:50 |
the opposite of |
| 01:15:52 |
Sound like a plan? |
| 01:15:55 |
Bring it in. Here we go. |
| 01:15:57 |
Yes. |
| 01:15:59 |
(Phil) |
| 01:16:00 |
(boys) |
| 01:16:02 |
Take the field. |
| 01:16:06 |
(Jim) |
| 01:16:08 |
sitting on the bench? |
| 01:16:10 |
Odd move by |
| 01:16:13 |
Stop them, guys! |
| 01:16:16 |
Goal, and the Tiger |
| 01:16:19 |
Oh, my-- |
| 01:16:20 |
(Buck) |
| 01:16:21 |
That's the intensity |
| 01:16:25 |
The Tiger goalie looks okay. |
| 01:16:27 |
Hey, ref? lnjury? |
| 01:16:29 |
Coach Weston is |
| 01:16:30 |
Time out. |
| 01:16:31 |
Can l borrow your glasses? |
| 01:16:33 |
Would you mind? |
| 01:16:34 |
l appreciate that. |
| 01:16:36 |
You look like |
| 01:16:37 |
Thank you. |
| 01:16:39 |
(Phil) |
| 01:16:40 |
Yeah, l'm all right. |
| 01:16:41 |
Just want to do a |
| 01:16:44 |
ls that better |
| 01:16:45 |
Worse. |
| 01:16:46 |
Better or worse? |
| 01:16:47 |
Worse. |
| 01:16:49 |
Better or worse? |
| 01:16:51 |
Better! |
| 01:16:52 |
Okay. Put those on. |
| 01:16:53 |
Okay. All right. |
| 01:16:55 |
Thanks. |
| 01:16:58 |
He's okay. |
| 01:17:03 |
(Jim) |
| 01:17:05 |
The Gladiators still |
| 01:17:08 |
Wow. An amazing save |
| 01:17:11 |
Yes! |
| 01:17:12 |
He stopped that goal. |
| 01:17:19 |
Tigers with the ball. |
| 01:17:20 |
Mark! Mark! |
| 01:17:22 |
On the neck! |
| 01:17:23 |
Yes! |
| 01:17:24 |
Mark Avery kicks the ball up, |
| 01:17:26 |
catches it on |
| 01:17:28 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:29 |
The rest of the Tigers are |
| 01:17:31 |
Break through. |
| 01:17:33 |
Knock those clowns down. |
| 01:17:37 |
Mark Avery leads the league |
| 01:17:38 |
in the least amount of |
| 01:17:42 |
Hey, keeper. |
| 01:17:47 |
Ew! |
| 01:17:54 |
Mmm. |
| 00:00:01 |
Ambrose with |
| 00:00:07 |
[referee whistling] |
| 00:00:09 |
Yeah! |
| 00:00:10 |
[boys cheering] |
| 00:00:13 |
Yes! |
| 00:00:14 |
Hunter, l'd give you a kiss |
| 00:00:18 |
Yeah! Can you smell it? |
| 00:00:19 |
Yeah! All right, Mark! |
| 00:00:20 |
lt's the smell |
| 00:00:22 |
l love you, Dad! |
| 00:00:24 |
See if you love me |
| 00:00:26 |
Let's go, guys. Stay focused. |
| 00:00:27 |
Every time you say |
| 00:00:29 |
it makes me love you more! |
| 00:00:31 |
l can't-- l can't |
| 00:00:37 |
(Jim) |
| 00:00:41 |
And he kicks |
| 00:00:44 |
Get over there! |
| 00:00:46 |
Jack takes |
| 00:00:51 |
Whoa! It's a little bit high. |
| 00:00:54 |
Wait a second, |
| 00:00:57 |
It's like they're forming |
| 00:01:02 |
Did everyone see that? |
| 00:01:04 |
[whooping] |
| 00:01:07 |
A header by Byong Sun from |
| 00:01:10 |
Way to go, Bing Bong! |
| 00:01:11 |
That's not legal. |
| 00:01:13 |
Great hustle. |
| 00:01:15 |
You're back in. |
| 00:01:16 |
But remember, |
| 00:01:18 |
Okay. |
| 00:01:19 |
Right? Team. |
| 00:01:21 |
Okay, guys. |
| 00:01:23 |
(Jim) |
| 00:01:24 |
And Massimo steals the ball. |
| 00:01:31 |
Less than |
| 00:01:33 |
The Gladiators are |
| 00:01:37 |
And the ball goes |
| 00:01:41 |
Watch it! lt's a trap! |
| 00:01:44 |
(Barbara) |
| 00:01:49 |
You're gonna have to |
| 00:01:53 |
Here's something |
| 00:02:18 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:02:19 |
Goal! |
| 00:02:23 |
[referee whistling] |
| 00:02:26 |
And you can |
| 00:02:29 |
[blowing whistle] |
| 00:02:30 |
That's the game! |
| 00:02:31 |
Tigers win! Tigers win! |
| 00:02:36 |
(Phil) |
| 00:02:39 |
(Tom) |
| 00:02:41 |
[whooping] |
| 00:02:44 |
(Ann) |
| 00:02:48 |
(Phil) |
| 00:02:52 |
Where did you learn |
| 00:02:54 |
l practiced every time |
| 00:03:01 |
(boys) |
| 00:03:03 |
[boys chanting] |
| 00:03:08 |
Great game, Bucky. |
| 00:03:09 |
A hell of a game, bro. |
| 00:03:11 |
l guess we really |
| 00:03:12 |
Thank you. |
| 00:03:13 |
And l'm serious. |
| 00:03:14 |
l don't give |
| 00:03:16 |
This is from the heart. |
| 00:03:17 |
l'm not blowing |
| 00:03:18 |
l think you mean |
| 00:03:20 |
No. Dude, |
| 00:03:21 |
You got it. |
| 00:03:22 |
l'll see you later. |
| 00:03:23 |
See you at the barbecue. |
| 00:03:25 |
[all cheering] |
| 00:03:29 |
Good job. |
| 00:03:30 |
Sorry, Grandpa. |
| 00:03:31 |
What, are you kiddin' me? |
| 00:03:33 |
lf anyone's gonna beat me, |
| 00:03:36 |
Great goal, Samson. |
| 00:03:38 |
So, you're not mad? |
| 00:03:39 |
The only thing |
| 00:03:41 |
is that l let you get away |
| 00:03:44 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:03:45 |
l'll never be mad at you. |
| 00:03:51 |
(Phil) |
| 00:03:53 |
That one's dead. |
| 00:03:54 |
This one needs |
| 00:03:56 |
Looks good to me. |
| 00:03:57 |
You'll learn. |
| 00:03:58 |
[machine humming] |
| 00:03:59 |
Hey, Ditka! |
| 00:04:01 |
Would you knock it off? |
| 00:04:02 |
Dad, relax. |
| 00:04:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:04 |
l'll talk to him. |
| 00:04:07 |
Hey, Buck. |
| 00:04:09 |
Remember when we beat you |
| 00:04:11 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:12 |
Remember when, uh, when |
| 00:04:15 |
Whoa! |
| 00:04:17 |
[gasping] |
| 00:04:20 |
Okay, Buck. |
| 00:04:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:23 |
How do you want |
| 00:04:24 |
Well done. Thanks, Buck. |
| 00:04:25 |
Okay. You got it. |
| 00:04:27 |
Hey, coach! |
| 00:04:30 |
Yeah? |
| 00:04:32 |
Hey. |
| 00:04:34 |
Hey. |
| 00:04:35 |
Um, l don't know if you heard, |
| 00:04:38 |
Yeah, l heard. |
| 00:04:39 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:40 |
Look, l just wanna say |
| 00:04:43 |
Hey, let me |
| 00:04:44 |
You were |
| 00:04:46 |
Yes, l was. |
| 00:04:48 |
Yeah, but l see you |
| 00:04:50 |
And man, |
| 00:04:51 |
you did one great job |
| 00:04:54 |
Thank you. lt means a lot. |
| 00:04:57 |
So, can l count on |
| 00:04:59 |
No. |
| 00:05:01 |
Okay. But you and l, |
| 00:05:04 |
We're good. |
| 00:05:05 |
Good. |
| 00:05:06 |
How about you |
| 00:05:08 |
Better. Yeah. |
| 00:05:09 |
Listen. l mean no disrespect |
| 00:05:13 |
But my job in life is |
| 00:05:14 |
to make your dad's life |
| 00:05:17 |
Hey, do what you gotta do. |
| 00:05:18 |
l gotta do it. |
| 00:05:20 |
l'm about to make |
| 00:05:22 |
You wanna come |
| 00:05:23 |
Yeah, l'd love to |
| 00:05:24 |
all these leaves over in |
| 00:05:27 |
Right. |
| 00:05:35 |
We had a bet. |
| 00:05:37 |
Good job. |
| 00:05:38 |
Yes. |
| 00:05:43 |
l don't say this enough |
| 00:05:46 |
but you really stepped up. |
| 00:05:47 |
l'm proud of you, Son. |
| 00:05:49 |
l appreciate that. |
| 00:05:52 |
The real Pelé ball. |
| 00:05:53 |
Yep. |
| 00:05:54 |
l'm actually |
| 00:05:55 |
Take good care of it. |
| 00:05:56 |
That means an awful |
| 00:06:00 |
lt does, |
| 00:06:01 |
Yeah. |
| 00:06:05 |
Here. |
| 00:06:06 |
What? |
| 00:06:07 |
You keep it. |
| 00:06:09 |
No. You won fair and square. |
| 00:06:12 |
No. |
| 00:06:13 |
You beat me, Philly. |
| 00:06:14 |
Well, the Tigers |
| 00:06:16 |
l mean l had a good time |
| 00:06:18 |
l'm not gonna lie, |
| 00:06:20 |
but i-i-it's not |
| 00:06:21 |
l thought it was. |
| 00:06:23 |
About--About |
| 00:06:25 |
you know, the--the ball |
| 00:06:27 |
about the distance |
| 00:06:30 |
lt's a soccer ball. |
| 00:06:31 |
No, no, no, Dad. |
| 00:06:32 |
l-l-lt's not |
| 00:06:34 |
lt was never |
| 00:06:36 |
l don't want the ball. |
| 00:06:38 |
Then what do you want? |
| 00:06:41 |
(announcer) |
| 00:06:44 |
Hi, I'm Buck Weston. |
| 00:06:45 |
King of sporting goods. |
| 00:06:47 |
And to make my stores |
| 00:06:49 |
I've teamed up with my son. |
| 00:06:52 |
Hello, |
| 00:06:55 |
And I'm |
| 00:06:57 |
(Buck) |
| 00:06:59 |
at Buck and |
| 00:07:02 |
At prices so low, |
| 00:07:06 |
Don't worry, |
| 00:07:07 |
We've got |
| 00:07:13 |
See? |
| 00:07:14 |
I do see, |
| 00:07:16 |
Now in five |
| 00:07:19 |
I'm Buck Weston. |
| 00:07:20 |
And I'm |
| 00:07:22 |
(both) |
| 00:07:24 |
And vitamins. |
| 00:07:26 |
But mainly, balls. |
| 00:07:29 |
(all) |
| 00:07:31 |
These guys |
| 00:07:33 |
let alone a Super Bowl. |
| 00:07:35 |
(Diana) |
| 00:07:36 |
Nobody's smokin'. |
| 00:07:37 |
Besides, |
| 00:07:39 |
and l can do what l want. |
| 00:07:41 |
Got you! |
| 00:07:42 |
Okay, honey. |
| 00:07:43 |
[We Can Work It Out |
| 00:07:45 |
" Try to see things my way " |
| 00:07:47 |
" Do I have to keep on talking |
| 00:07:52 |
" While you see it your way " |
| 00:07:54 |
" Run the risk of knowing that |
| 00:07:57 |
" We can work it out " |
| 00:08:00 |
" We can work it out " |
| 00:08:03 |
" Think of what |
| 00:08:05 |
" You can get it wrong " |
| 00:08:06 |
" And still think |
| 00:08:09 |
" Think of what I'm saying " |
| 00:08:11 |
" We can work it out |
| 00:08:14 |
" Or say good night " |
| 00:08:15 |
" We can work it out " |
| 00:08:18 |
" We can work it out " |
| 00:08:35 |
" Work it out |
| 00:08:37 |
" Work it out |
