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00:00:40 Do you find me sadistic?
00:00:49 You know, I bet I could fry an egg
00:00:56 if I wanted to.
00:00:59 You know kiddo,
00:01:03 I'd like to believe that you're
00:01:08 to know that there is
00:01:16 Maybe towards those other jokers,
00:01:22 but not you.
00:01:27 You know kiddo, this moment,
00:01:32 this is me at my most masochistic.
00:01:39 Bill, it's your b-
00:04:49 Coming.
00:04:51 - Sarah, I cannot believe you are early!
00:06:10 Come on bitch.
00:06:11 Come on.
00:06:54 Mommy, I'm home.
00:06:55 Hey baby. How was school?
00:06:59 Mommy, what happened
00:07:03 Oh, that good-for-nothing
00:07:07 got his ass into the living room
00:07:10 That's what happened baby.
00:07:11 Barney did this?
00:07:13 Baby, you can't come in here.
00:07:14 There's broken glass everywhere.
00:07:16 You could cut yourself.
00:07:24 This is an old friend of mommy's
00:07:29 Hi honey. I'm ???.
00:07:36 Her name is Nikki.
00:07:38 Nikki, such a pretty name
00:07:45 How old are you Nikki?
00:07:49 Nikki, ??? asked you a question.
00:07:53 I'm four.
00:07:55 Four years old, eh.
00:08:00 You know, I had a little girl once.
00:08:03 She'd be about four now.
00:08:08 Now baby, me and mommy's friend
00:08:13 I want you to go in your room now and
00:08:20 Nikkia. In your room, now.
00:08:37 You want some coffee?
00:08:39 Yeah, sure.
00:08:48 This Pasadena's homemaker's
00:08:51 Her husband is Dr. Lawrence Bell.
00:08:53 But back when we were
00:08:56 her name was Vernita Green.
00:08:58 Her code name was Copperhead.
00:09:01 Mine, Black Mamba.
00:09:03 Can I have a towel?
00:09:05 Yeah.
00:09:10 Thanks.
00:09:11 Still take cream and sugar, right?
00:09:13 Yeah.
00:09:17 I suppose it's a little late
00:09:20 You suppose correctly.
00:09:23 Look bitch,
00:09:24 I need to know if you're going to
00:09:27 You can relax for now.
00:09:30 I'm not going to murder you
00:09:36 You need to be more rational because
00:09:39 It's mercy, compassion, and
00:09:51 I know I fucked you over.
00:09:54 I wish to God I hadn't, but I did.
00:09:58 You have every right to get even.
00:10:03 No. Get even? Even Steven?
00:10:07 I would have to kill you.
00:10:10 Go to Nikkie's room, kill her.
00:10:13 Then wait for your husband the good
00:10:17 That would be even Steven.
00:10:19 That would leave us square.
00:10:21 Look, if I could go back in a
00:10:26 All I can tell you is that
00:10:32 Oh, great. I don't care.
00:10:35 Be that as it may, I know I don't
00:10:40 However, I beseech you for both
00:10:43 Bitch. You can stop right there.
00:10:49 Just because I have no wish to murder you
00:10:51 does not mean that parading her around
00:10:56 You and I have unfinished business.
00:10:59 And not a God damned fucking thing
00:11:07 including getting knocked up,
00:11:08 When do we do this?
00:11:10 It all depends.
00:11:15 Tomorrow?
00:11:18 - How about tonight, bitch?
00:11:22 There a baseball diamond where I coach
00:11:26 We meet there around
00:11:28 dressed all in black,
00:11:32 we'll have us a knife fight.
00:11:36 And now, I have to fix Nikki cereal.
00:11:50 Bill always said you were one of the best ladies
00:11:53 Fuck you bitch.
00:11:55 I know he didn't qualify that shit.
00:11:58 So you can just kiss my
00:12:03 Black Mamba. I should have
00:12:07 Weapon of choice? Hey, if you want to stick
00:12:12 Very funny bitch. Very funny!
00:13:11 It was not my intention
00:13:16 For that I'm sorry.
00:13:20 You can take my word for it.
00:13:24 Your mother had it coming.
00:13:42 When you grow up,
00:13:52 I'll be waiting.
00:15:46 Well, give me the gory details,
00:15:51 It's a God damn massacre, pop.
00:15:54 They wiped out the whole
00:16:00 Give me a figure.
00:16:01 Nine dead bodies.
00:16:04 We're talking the whole shebang.
00:16:06 Bride, groom, reverend...
00:16:13 Hell, they even shot that old
00:16:17 Appears to me somebody objected to this union
00:16:27 Good green Marie!
00:16:35 What'd I tell you, pop!
00:16:37 Like a God damn Nicaraguan death squad.
00:16:40 Shitcan that language, boy.
00:16:44 Sorry pop.
00:16:47 Well, it's definately
00:16:50 My guesstimate:
00:16:55 Four, maybe five strong.
00:16:58 How can you tell?
00:17:00 Well it's sure a steady hand did this.
00:17:04 It ain't no squirrelly amateur.
00:17:06 This was the work of a salty dog.
00:17:10 You can tell by the
00:17:13 Now, a kill-crazy rampage though it may be,
00:17:16 all the fellers are dead inside the line.
00:17:19 If you was a moron,
00:17:33 Who's the bride?
00:17:35 Don't know.
00:17:37 The name on the marriage certificate
00:17:41 That's a fake.
00:17:43 We've always been calling her
00:17:46 You can tell she's pregnant.
00:17:49 Man had to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamned
00:17:56 Look at her.
00:18:00 Eight-colored hair, big eyes.
00:18:05 She's a blood splattered angel.
00:18:12 - Son number one...
00:18:14 Call Regan.
00:18:17 The cock sucker ain't dead.
00:20:47 I might never have liked you.
00:20:51 Quite in fact, I despise you.
00:20:56 But that shouldn't suggest
00:21:03 Dying in our sleep is a luxury
00:21:09 My gift... to you.
00:21:19 For God's sake!
00:21:24 Hello Bill.
00:21:27 What's her condition?
00:21:29 Comatose.
00:21:31 Where is she?
00:21:33 I'm standing over her right now.
00:21:37 That's my girl.
00:21:40 Elle, you're going to abort the mission.
00:21:45 We owe her better than that.
00:21:46 No, you don't owe her shit!
00:21:48 Will you keep your voice down?
00:21:50 You don't owe her shit.
00:21:51 May I say one thing?
00:21:53 Speak.
00:21:57 Y'all beat the hell out of that
00:22:00 And I put a bullet in her head
00:22:05 Now you saw that yourself with your
00:22:12 We've done a lot of things
00:22:16 And if she ever wakes up,
00:22:21 But one thing we won't do
00:22:25 like a filthy rat and
00:22:31 And the reason we won't do that thing
00:22:39 Don't you agree, Miss Driver?
00:22:43 I guess.
00:22:44 Do you really have to guess?
00:22:48 No, I don't really have to guess.
00:22:54 Come on home, honey.
00:22:57 Affirmative.
00:23:00 I love you very much.
00:23:02 I love you too.
00:23:07 Bye bye.
00:23:19 Thought that was pretty
00:23:24 A word of advise, shit head...
00:23:27 Don't you ever wake up.
00:24:04 At this moment, this is me,
00:24:11 Bill, it's your b-
00:26:13 The price is 75 dollars a fuck, my friend.
00:26:16 You getting you freak on or what?
00:26:18 Oh yeah boy.
00:26:24 Ten, twenty, thirty... yeah.
00:26:27 Now here's the rules.
00:26:28 Rule number one,
00:26:30 The nurse comes in tomorrow and she's got
00:26:34 So no knuckle sandwiches
00:26:36 And by the way, this little cunt's a spitter,
00:26:40 But spit or no, no punching.
00:26:42 Now are we absolutely positively
00:26:44 Yeah.
00:26:45 Good. Rule number two.
00:26:46 No monkey bites or hickeys.
00:26:47 In fact, no leaving no marks of no kind.
00:26:50 After that, it's all good, buddy.
00:26:54 Her plumming down there don't work no more,
00:26:57 Keep the noise down and
00:26:59 I'll be back in twenty.
00:27:03 Oh shit. By the way, not all the times, but sometimes
00:27:10 If she dries, lube up with this
00:27:14 Bon apetit, buddy.
00:27:15 Oh yeah.
00:27:29 God damn. You are the best
00:28:20 Yo, stud, time's up buddy.
00:28:22 Coming in, ready or not.
00:28:24 Hey buddy, did you have
00:28:57 Where's Bill?!
00:29:03 - Please stop hitting me.
00:29:07 - I don't know who Bill is!
00:29:18 Well, aint you the slice of cutie pie
00:29:21 Jane Doe, huh? Oh, we don't
00:29:24 I'm from Huntsville Texas.
00:29:26 My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
00:29:33 Your name's Buck, right?
00:29:38 And you came here to fuck. Right?
00:32:23 Wiggle your big toe.
00:32:55 As I lay in the back of Buck's truck
00:33:00 Wiggle your big toe.
00:33:02 I could see the faces of
00:33:05 And the dicks responsible.
00:33:10 Members all of the
00:33:17 When fortune smiles on something
00:33:21 it seems proof like no other that
00:33:25 you're doing his will.
00:33:27 At a time when I knew
00:33:29 the first name on my death list,
00:33:31 O-Ren Ishii was the easiest to find.
00:33:35 But of course when one manages the difficult task
00:33:40 one doesn't keep it a secret, does one?
00:33:57 O-Ren Ishii was born on an
00:34:02 The half Japanese, half Chinese American army brat
00:34:08 It was at that age that she witnessed the death of her parents
00:37:26 Mommy!
00:38:34 She swore revenge.
00:38:36 Luckily for her,
00:38:43 At eleven, she got her revenge.
00:40:26 By twenty she was one of the
00:41:16 At twenty-five she did her part
00:41:21 including my unborn daughter,
00:41:23 in a small wedding chapel
00:41:28 But on that day, four years ago,
00:41:35 She should have killed ten.
00:41:38 However, before satisfaction be mine,
00:41:42 First thing first: wiggle your big toe.
00:41:54 Hard part's over.
00:41:56 Now, let's get these
00:42:33 Welcome to Arrow. May I help you?
00:42:35 Okinawa... One way.
00:43:02 Hi.
00:43:10 Welcome.
00:43:14 You English?
00:43:16 Almost... American.
00:43:18 American. Welcome then.
00:43:22 Domo.
00:43:23 My English... very good.
00:43:26 You say domo, very good,
00:43:29 No, oh no. Just a few words
00:43:33 Um, may I sit at the bar?
00:43:35 Oh sure sure, please, sit.
00:43:40 What other words did you learn?
00:43:44 Oh, excuse me.
00:44:02 Shut up, get your ass out here.
00:44:06 Excuse me.
00:44:08 Ahhh what other Japanese... do you know?
00:44:13 Oh, let's see. Arigato.
00:44:16 Arigato... good!
00:44:19 Um I already said domo, right?
00:44:23 Yeah. Oh yea yea yea.
00:44:26 Konijiwa.
00:44:27 Ah ah ah. Konichiwa.
00:44:30 Ko-ni-chi-wa, please repeat.
00:44:31 Konichiwa.
00:44:33 Ah, that's good. Good, good.
00:44:36 You say Japanese words
00:44:38 - Now you're making fun of me.
00:44:40 Serious business.
00:44:46 You say arigato, like we say arigato.
00:44:53 Well thank you. I mean, arigato.
00:44:56 You should learn Japanese.
00:45:02 No kidding. I heard it was kind of hard.
00:45:04 Most of the words, but you
00:45:12 OK OK omachikasama.
00:45:16 Oh my God,
00:45:39 I beg your pardon?
00:45:43 Drink.
00:45:44 Oh yes, um, a bottle of
00:45:48 Warm sake? Very good!
00:46:33 Sorry. Oh, first time in Japan?
00:46:40 Uh huh.
00:46:42 What brings you to Okinawa?
00:46:44 I came to see a man.
00:46:46 Oh yeah. You have a friend
00:46:52 Not quite.
00:46:54 A friend?
00:46:55 I never met him.
00:46:57 Never? Who is he? May I ask?
00:47:03 Hattori Hanzo.
00:47:36 You must have big rats if you
00:47:44 Huge.
00:49:10 May I?
00:49:12 You may.
00:49:16 Wait.
00:49:18 Try the second one down.
00:50:11 You like samurai swords,
00:51:12 Then give me one of these.
00:51:14 These are not for sale.
00:51:17 I didn't say sell me.
00:51:24 Why... should I help you?
00:51:27 Because my vermin is a
00:51:34 And considering the student,
00:55:46 It was one year after the
00:55:50 the Bill backed his Nippon progeny
00:55:53 in her Shakespearian-in-magnitude
00:55:58 over who would rule vice
00:56:02 When the final sword was sheathed,
00:56:04 it was O-ren Iseii and her powerful posse,
00:56:08 the Crazy 88, that proved the victor.
00:56:13 The pretty lady to O-ren's right,
00:56:16 who's dressed like she's a villain on Startrek,
00:56:18 is O-ren's lawyer,
00:56:22 the half-French-half-Japanese,
00:56:26 Another former protege of Bill's.
00:56:32 The young girl in the school uniform
00:56:36 17-year-old GoGo Yubari.
00:56:39 GoGo may be young,
00:56:43 she makes up for in madness.
00:57:26 See what I mean?
00:57:29 The bold guy in a black suit and
00:57:34 The head general of
00:57:36 the Crazy 88.
00:57:40 And just in case you're wondering
00:57:42 how could a half-breed-Japanese-Chinese-American
00:57:46 become the boss of bosses in Tokyo, Japan,
00:57:51 I'll tell you.
00:57:52 The subject of O-ren's blood and nationality
00:57:58 the night O-Ren assumed power
00:58:03 The man who seems bound and
00:58:06 is Boss Tanaka.
00:58:08 And what Boss Tanaka thinks is...
01:00:24 As your leader,
01:00:25 I encourage you from time to time
01:00:26 and always in a respectful manner,
01:00:28 to question my logic.
01:00:31 If you're unconvinced a particular
01:00:34 tell me so.
01:00:35 But allow me to convince you.
01:00:37 And I promise you right here and now,
01:00:39 no subject will ever be taboo...
01:00:43 except of course the subject
01:00:48 The price you pay for bringing up
01:00:50 either my Chinese or my American
01:00:54 I collect your fuckin head.
01:00:57 Just like this fucker here.
01:01:01 Now if any of you sons of bitches
01:01:06 now's the fucking time.
01:01:10 I didn't think so.
01:01:18 One ticket to Tokyo,please.
01:09:56 O-ren Ishii!
01:11:38 Mickey!
01:13:25 So O-ren, any more
01:13:50 GoGo, I know you feel you
01:13:56 But I beg you... walk away.
01:17:23 Is that what I think it is?
01:17:24 You didn't think that'd
01:17:27 You know, for a second there,
01:17:31 yeah, I kind of did.
01:17:35 Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
01:23:53 THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR
01:23:58 Go home to your mother!
01:25:17 Except you Sofie,
01:25:20 you stay right where you are.
01:26:15 Your instrument is quite impressive.
01:26:25 Okinawa.
01:26:33 This is Hattori Hanzo's steel.
01:29:42 Silly Caucasian girl likes
01:29:49 You may not be able to
01:29:55 but you can at least
01:34:44 Sofie, Sofie, my Sofie...
01:34:50 I'm so sorry.
01:34:55 Please, please forgive my betrayal...
01:34:59 No more of that.
01:35:01 But still, I, I...
01:35:03 But still nothing,
01:35:07 except my aching heart over what she's
01:35:14 I've kept you live for two reasons.
01:35:26 But I am gonna to ask you questions.
01:35:29 And every time you
01:35:33 I'm gonna cut something off.
01:35:37 And I promise you, they will be
01:35:44 Give me your arm!
01:35:48 I want all the information
01:35:54 - what they've been doing and where I can find them.
01:35:58 what would be your guess?
01:36:02 Guessing won't be necessary.
01:36:04 She informed me.
01:36:08 She said I could keep
01:36:12 As I said before,
01:36:14 I've allowed you to keep
01:36:18 And the second reason is,
01:36:21 So you can tell him, in person,
01:36:24 everything that happened here tonight.
01:36:27 I want you to witness
01:36:31 by witnessing your deformed body.
01:36:34 I want you to tell him,
01:36:35 all the information
01:36:38 I want him to know what I know.
01:36:41 I want him to know I want him to know.
01:36:45 And I want them all to know,
01:36:48 they'll all soon be as dead as O-ren.
01:37:37 That woman deserves her revenge.
01:37:46 And we deserve to die.
01:37:53 She must suffer to her last breath.
01:38:09 How did you find me?
01:38:12 I'm the man.
01:38:18 One more thing Sofie...
01:38:22 is she aware,