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Killer Movie
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[suspenseful music] |
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# # |
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I believe-- |
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that reality television |
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I-I--you know, |
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producers, directors, |
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we all aspire to |
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And what greater truth |
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Even when it's scripted. |
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[rock music] |
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# # |
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# two flies in my high # |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# two flies in my high # |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# # |
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# two flies in my high # |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# two flies in my high # |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# hide them, hide them |
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# hide them, hide them # |
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# hide them, hide them, |
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# hide them, hide them # |
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# hide them, hide them, |
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# # |
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# two flies in my high # |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# two flies in my high # |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# I don't know |
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# hide them, hide them |
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# hide them, hide them # |
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# # |
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[sizzling] |
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[chatter on police radio] |
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[dogs barking in distance] |
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[wind gusting] |
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[people cheering] |
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[loud thud] |
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[whistle blows] |
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[rock music playing] |
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# # |
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(game announcer) |
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[cheering] |
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There's no doubt |
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that stirs the diggers' drink |
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Yeah! Oh! |
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(Ted) |
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about the diggers possibly |
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To see this town go far, |
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it's the most amazing |
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and we have such |
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We are just so blessed |
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and I know that he |
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really wants us |
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Um, I'm gonna change |
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You're friends |
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Have you spoken to her |
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since her father |
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Um... |
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I don't think I'm supposed |
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Erin, let's wrap this up. |
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I have to go now. |
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I'm telling you there's |
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These people aren't |
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They've got |
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Now if-- |
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make that when they find out |
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there's gonna be |
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(Lee) Hey, Ted. |
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When Blanca gets here, |
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like such a limp dick |
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She'll walk all over you. |
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Ted just couldn't |
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He was just |
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and Lee let him have it, |
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Ugh. |
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Yes, I fired Ted, |
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if that's what |
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I told him he could |
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It gave me a few days |
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This is Margo Moorehead |
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outside the Culver City |
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where it looks like |
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for Blanca Champion. |
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On the heels of her |
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bout with exhaustion |
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come allegations |
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from John Jordan, |
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on the set of hew new movie |
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As expected, |
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against Champion |
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Allegedly Champion found |
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delivered to her trailer |
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That's when sources say |
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to hurl the scolding hot |
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causing second degree burns |
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well, down to his |
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In a statement released |
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Champion swears the beverage |
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which is indeed why she |
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in the first place. |
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This is Margo |
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Hey. |
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Wait, John, where exactly |
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Can you show us again? |
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I, uh, I was |
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that I'd never work again. |
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Oh, stop it, stop it. |
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[clears throat] |
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All right, I'm excited. |
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I'm serious, okay, |
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for a reality show. |
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Now picture this. |
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The high school hockey team |
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winds up with a star forward |
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for the first time |
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and they got a shot |
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Production's running |
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They need |
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and I told them |
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Underdog sports team. |
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I like it. |
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Now get this. |
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The team's called |
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They're from this |
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called White Plains |
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They're gonna-- |
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Oh, wow. |
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Uh, border town kind of |
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Uh, I don't know, Seaton. |
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I think I might freeze |
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Two words, Jake-- |
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My assistant |
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It's like Cabo |
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Ohh. |
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When did you say |
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Okay, look, I know |
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getting cancelled |
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I know, I get it, okay? |
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This will boost |
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And besides, the network |
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this one a favor. |
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And actually, |
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What? |
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Blanca Champion is |
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Blanca Champion? |
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You're joking, right? |
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I never joke |
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when there's a commission |
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Her next movie is with |
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and she's playing |
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who uncovers some |
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I haven't |
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She wants to do |
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You know, be taken |
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And since you and Blanca |
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the network thought |
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Work well together? |
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Seaton, I was |
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on her first movie. |
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I was |
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I doubt |
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Well, she guess what? |
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Now only does |
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she loves, loves, |
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She said this time around |
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Besides, with all |
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she's been getting lately, |
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she could use |
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Seaton, let me |
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You want me to go |
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in a red state |
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with Blanca Champion |
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to fetch people coffee? |
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Wait, Seaton, |
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I'm not that broke. |
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And to be honest with you, |
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And how's it even possible? |
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You know what it's like |
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She draws crowds |
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No, no, no. |
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The townspeople have signed |
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You and Blanca are gonna be |
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Only studio publicity |
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And by the time the world |
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your show will be wrapped. |
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And best of all, |
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Yeah, huh! |
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And besides, |
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might help you |
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Thanks for going |
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Oh, come on, Jake. |
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If my fiancee left me for some |
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I'd jump at the chance |
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Can I bring my dog? |
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Yeah, I thought this would |
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You know, |
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starts going to hell, |
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work really is |
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My name is Nik, |
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on the show, uh, |
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White Plains |
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that people in Middle America |
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(Keir) I know that there's |
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Uh, like, five-year-olds. |
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This is--this is |
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You know, there's-- |
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it's--it's bizarre, |
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that's just |
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They catch their food. |
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They hunt it, |
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(reporter) You've gotta |
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for breaking this team's |
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and turning this team |
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All right, well, |
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You better get home, |
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or your mom's |
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And remember-- |
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I know, I know. |
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Right. |
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Bye, Vance. |
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Bye, kidlet. |
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[door closes] |
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Well, I'm gonna go up |
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I'll see if we can |
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Um, babe, |
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but are you sure |
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I mean, with his |
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I'm okay. |
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Some dads give interviews |
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and some give them |
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[groans] |
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If the way that crew guy |
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is any indicator, |
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you're gonna be |
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[laughs] |
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She's skanky, |
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We have nothing |
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Whoa. |
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You both have |
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Is that the only reason you date me? |
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And the fact it really |
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Come on. |
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Then I can focus |
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Go fix the dish while I turn |
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Okay, Roger that. |
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I can get the lights too. |
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Really. |
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I'll do it. |
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It'll take two minutes. |
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Hurry, please. |
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[laughs] |
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[deep click echoing] |
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[deep click] |
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[deep click] |
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[deep click] |
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Couldn't wait, huh? |
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Very funny, Vance. |
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Come on, you know |
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Vance? |
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[screams] |
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[suspenseful music] |
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# # |
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[screams] |
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[panting] |
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[cell phone beeping] |
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Come on, Vance. |
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Oh. |
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[beeping] |
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[panting] |
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[wind whistling] |
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[heavy suspenseful music] |
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# # |
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[screams] |
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[ATV crashes] |
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The way that girl died |
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in any other town, |
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it would raise |
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And everybody here is just |
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their day-to-day business. |
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Nobody's thinking about it |
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What do I think about the amount |
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Um, I think it's a shame to |
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I'm just kidding, that's-- |
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That's inappropriate, sorry. |
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[pop rock music] |
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# # |
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# I'm dangerous # |
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# dangerous # # |
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[whimpers] |
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There you go, buddy. |
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I missed you. |
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Hey, you must be Jake. |
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I'm Greg, |
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Hey, man. |
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How was your flight? |
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Uh, it was good. |
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It was |
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Always like that |
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Pretty much. |
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You ready to go? |
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(Greg) It's about a six-hour |
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I was surprised there was no |
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Most of the crew arrived |
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It's been pretty intense here |
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Why, what's happened? |
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One of the local girls |
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in an ATV accident. |
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Townfolk pretty much |
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when Ted, |
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tried to get exclusive |
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Wait. |
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Ted, your first director? |
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So I'm-- |
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Dude, those agent types |
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on full disclosure, |
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I generally tell my clients |
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And Jake needed a job, |
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[lights click] |
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Shit. |
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Hello? |
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Is there somebody |
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(radio announcer) |
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on Good Morning White Plains, |
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[horn honking] |
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Hey, dude. |
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[sighs] |
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Hey, man. |
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Jake, this intersection's |
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It's exactly 39 Miles |
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The Mini-mart |
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where we do most |
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[ethereal music] |
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# # |
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(Jake) |
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(Greg) |
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It's about another |
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They're summer homes, mostly. |
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We tried to find |
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but no such luck. |
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Well, the second door |
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your bedroom. |
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You're sharing |
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our executive producer. |
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Did you--did you |
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I think I just |
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Standing out there |
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Dude, you've been up what, |
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We're in the boonies, bro. |
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Oh, by the way. |
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Lee wants to meet you |
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for a production meeting. |
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Uh, okay. |
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Um, so it's just |
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Is he here |
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Yeah, uh, she, |
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She's actually sleeping at one |
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but we're not supposed |
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We could talk |
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Got map and directions. |
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And keys. |
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Peace out, brother. |
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[sighs] |
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Bongo, what did I just |
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get us into? |
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[wind whistling] |
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I--I can't. |
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You're gonna have |
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I can't hear you. |
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Hello? |
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Sit. |
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Oh, piece of crap. |
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You must be Jake. |
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We're totally |
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Jake, I'm Lee Tyson, |
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Thank you |
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Yeah, no problem. |
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Hey, it's too bad your |
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But their loss is our gain. |
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And you get |
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celebrity P.A. |
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Blanca Champion, ooh-- |
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She has got |
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Yeah, mm-hmm. |
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No, I'm sure she'll be, um, |
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Hey, Phoebe, |
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Will you go call |
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see where the rest |
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Sure, I'll be |
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Okay, look. |
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These people think |
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to shoot a reality show |
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about their loser |
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But some girl kills herself |
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probably drunk |
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on moonshine or something. |
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Hey, hi. |
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Someday? |
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Closest Starbucks |
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I don't get it. |
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Thank you! |
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Anyway, |
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Everyone is all bent |
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Except coach Carhartt, |
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About winning |
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Now, did I mention |
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He's a flippin' loon |
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For accidentally killing |
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Carhartt's son |
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Hansen's daughter |
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ends up dead. |
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It's fucking gold. |
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Wow, yeah, |
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that's a lot |
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Uh, you know, Lee, |
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the whole underdog |
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I'm not really such a fan |
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And I am telling you |
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to that high school |
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about these crazy coaches |
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and their |
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Got it? |
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Um, I take my job |
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and i try to do good work |
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But talk to me |
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and you can book me |
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Sorry it took so long, |
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it's totally freezing |
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There's still |
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I'll keep trying |
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Oh, here. |
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Thank you. |
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[bell dings] |
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Can I help you? |
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What? |
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The townspeople |
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because I've got my crew |
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that aren't just |
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I mean, |
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Do these people even own |
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It's not like |
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for the fucking |
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(female voice) |
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Hello? Hey. |
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Shannon, hey, it's Jake. |
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Hi, Jake. |
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I'm having a bad time |
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It's not |
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I don't have Seaton right now; |
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Yeah, I'm sure he is. |
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Listen, Shannon, I-- |
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This is the first time |
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on my phone |
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Something-- |
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and i really need |
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before I go in |
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Can you have him |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Shit. |
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Oh, over here? |
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Clients love, love, love |
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to bitch about problems |
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You know, |
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You know, |
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You know, I--I--"they're housing |
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I try not |
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By the time I return, |
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they've usually worked |
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I can't believe |
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She has such |
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You're talking |
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Having these people here |
| 00:21:53 |
Are we clear? |
| 00:21:54 |
Yes, ma'am. |
| 00:21:57 |
[breathing heavily] |
| 00:21:59 |
[bell rings] |
| 00:22:02 |
My girls should not be |
| 00:22:04 |
They should be |
| 00:22:06 |
Blanca Champion is coming |
| 00:22:08 |
to do research |
| 00:22:09 |
She's playing |
| 00:22:11 |
who uncovers |
| 00:22:13 |
You know, |
| 00:22:16 |
what I saw |
| 00:22:19 |
Doesn't that sound |
| 00:22:20 |
I mean, this really is |
| 00:22:23 |
[pop music] |
| 00:22:26 |
# # |
| 00:22:31 |
# I wasn't born # |
| 00:22:33 |
# I wasn't born # |
| 00:22:35 |
# I wasn't born to suffer # |
| 00:22:39 |
# I wasn't born # |
| 00:22:42 |
# I wasn't born # |
| 00:22:44 |
# I wasn't born to suffer # # |
| 00:22:46 |
I think we're crew? |
| 00:22:48 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:22:49 |
I'm Keir, |
| 00:22:51 |
Or at least |
| 00:22:53 |
'Cause no one spends |
| 00:22:55 |
on sunglasses |
| 00:22:57 |
So I figured |
| 00:22:59 |
Uh, I--I am. |
| 00:23:00 |
Um, and I got these for free |
| 00:23:04 |
I was, um--I was worried |
| 00:23:06 |
they were a bit |
| 00:23:07 |
No, you pull 'em off well. |
| 00:23:09 |
Finally, a friendly face. |
| 00:23:11 |
Hey, |
| 00:23:13 |
can I talk you into maybe |
| 00:23:16 |
So, did you meet Lee? |
| 00:23:19 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:23:20 |
Yeah, she's quite a lady. |
| 00:23:23 |
And I use |
| 00:23:26 |
Before we go in-- |
| 00:23:28 |
I don't mean |
| 00:23:29 |
but can I |
| 00:23:31 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 00:23:35 |
[bell rings] |
| 00:23:38 |
I'm dying |
| 00:23:41 |
I don't know |
| 00:23:43 |
but it's impossible |
| 00:23:45 |
I've tried the dial-up, |
| 00:23:48 |
only to get knocked off |
| 00:23:50 |
This is |
| 00:23:52 |
Jaynie, right? |
| 00:23:53 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:55 |
This girl's death |
| 00:23:56 |
was just so violent. |
| 00:23:59 |
So you started checking |
| 00:24:02 |
Hoping to find what? |
| 00:24:04 |
I don't know. |
| 00:24:05 |
But let's just say |
| 00:24:06 |
this place has had its share |
| 00:24:11 |
Left behind are Ty Carhartt |
| 00:24:14 |
the surviving twin. |
| 00:24:16 |
Father and son |
| 00:24:17 |
Picking up supplies |
| 00:24:22 |
This is Carhartt, |
| 00:24:24 |
Yep. |
| 00:24:25 |
I mean, this is |
| 00:24:27 |
All of it. |
| 00:24:28 |
But I don't really get |
| 00:24:31 |
with this ATV accident. |
| 00:24:32 |
That's just it. |
| 00:24:34 |
I don't think |
| 00:24:37 |
You two |
| 00:24:39 |
Now. |
| 00:24:44 |
5, 6, here we go. |
| 00:24:46 |
[chanting] |
| 00:24:50 |
Gold Diggers go! |
| 00:24:54 |
I told you, |
| 00:24:57 |
[chanting continues] |
| 00:25:00 |
Vance, you need |
| 00:25:03 |
Carhartt, the hockey coach? |
| 00:25:03 |
(Keir) |
| 00:25:04 |
We're not gonna |
| 00:25:05 |
unless you show |
| 00:25:07 |
Maybe we ought to take |
| 00:25:09 |
Run a few laps. |
| 00:25:10 |
Then you'll play like men |
| 00:25:13 |
I don't want to accuse |
| 00:25:15 |
of having anything to do |
| 00:25:17 |
But I--I have |
| 00:25:20 |
there's some connection there, |
| 00:25:22 |
because it's just bizarre |
| 00:25:25 |
And he creeps me out |
| 00:25:28 |
(Carhartt) Vance, come on, come on. |
| 00:25:30 |
(Keir) He is so hard on |
| 00:25:32 |
He makes him call him "coach," |
| 00:25:34 |
Come on, coach. |
| 00:25:37 |
(Carhartt) |
| 00:25:39 |
Kid's not getting much |
| 00:25:44 |
Is that Luke? |
| 00:25:45 |
Jake! |
| 00:25:47 |
I didn't know |
| 00:25:48 |
Thank God you're here. |
| 00:25:50 |
These people |
| 00:25:51 |
We did a show called, |
| 00:25:52 |
a few years ago. |
| 00:25:54 |
Hey, so, uh, |
| 00:25:55 |
What are you doing on this show? |
| 00:25:57 |
What, come on, man. |
| 00:25:57 |
Anywhere you are |
| 00:25:59 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:26:00 |
Hey, so, uh, |
| 00:26:01 |
Uh, you know, let's, uh-- |
| 00:26:04 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:26:06 |
How's the rest |
| 00:26:07 |
Dude, let me put it |
| 00:26:08 |
Our sound guy's a local hire |
| 00:26:10 |
We should get going, |
| 00:26:12 |
because Lee's |
| 00:26:13 |
And that woman, |
| 00:26:14 |
All right man. Good to see you. |
| 00:26:16 |
Yeah, see you in a bit. |
| 00:26:28 |
What the hell? |
| 00:26:29 |
There he is. |
| 00:26:32 |
All right. |
| 00:26:33 |
Jake. |
| 00:26:35 |
Looks like you |
| 00:26:37 |
This is Daphne, |
| 00:26:39 |
And this is Mike, |
| 00:26:41 |
Hey, man, have we |
| 00:26:44 |
What? |
| 00:26:46 |
(Daphne) |
| 00:26:47 |
Hi. |
| 00:26:48 |
I know it's tres geeky |
| 00:26:50 |
but I love your work. |
| 00:26:51 |
I'm so excited |
| 00:26:52 |
Back On The Ranch |
| 00:26:55 |
Was. |
| 00:26:57 |
I blogged my brains out on |
| 00:26:59 |
Uh, well, thank you. |
| 00:27:01 |
I'm glad you liked it. |
| 00:27:02 |
All right, the only one |
| 00:27:04 |
But he went to Winnipeg |
| 00:27:06 |
She's arriving |
| 00:27:07 |
Isn't that cool? |
| 00:27:09 |
Yeah, that's very cool. |
| 00:27:10 |
Look, I was |
| 00:27:11 |
So if you want |
| 00:27:14 |
cast or crew, |
| 00:27:16 |
(Erin) |
| 00:27:17 |
Is she here yet? |
| 00:27:18 |
Almost. |
| 00:27:19 |
That's Erin, |
| 00:27:21 |
She's very excited |
| 00:27:23 |
Hey, excuse me |
| 00:27:24 |
Um, Luke, can we, uh, |
| 00:27:25 |
for an interview? |
| 00:27:26 |
I want to talk |
| 00:27:28 |
Daphne, can you, um, |
| 00:27:30 |
We gotta get a frame |
| 00:27:31 |
No problem. |
| 00:27:32 |
Right here. |
| 00:27:35 |
[sighs] |
| 00:27:37 |
I wonder |
| 00:27:39 |
She's kind of a tyrant |
| 00:27:43 |
[faint buzzing] |
| 00:27:53 |
[saw buzzing] |
| 00:28:09 |
[saw buzzing] |
| 00:28:17 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 00:28:20 |
# # |
| 00:28:24 |
[screams] |
| 00:28:28 |
# # |
| 00:28:30 |
[saw buzzing] |
| 00:28:32 |
[screaming continues] |
| 00:29:04 |
[beep] |
| 00:29:06 |
Best moment |
| 00:29:09 |
Um-- |
| 00:29:11 |
Okay, yeah, |
| 00:29:13 |
looking at the sidelines |
| 00:29:17 |
and, uh, |
| 00:29:18 |
seeing Jaynie. |
| 00:29:22 |
You know, she was just |
| 00:29:25 |
You know, and-- |
| 00:29:26 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:29:32 |
Whatever happened |
| 00:29:35 |
wasn't an accident, okay? |
| 00:29:37 |
And... |
| 00:29:39 |
I want people |
| 00:29:43 |
Someone-- |
| 00:29:46 |
some monster |
| 00:29:48 |
I don't know who. |
| 00:29:50 |
But, um, I'm gonna |
| 00:29:52 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:29:55 |
I gotta go. |
| 00:30:03 |
Hey. |
| 00:30:06 |
What would you say if I told you |
| 00:30:11 |
from the woods |
| 00:30:14 |
I'd say |
| 00:30:16 |
and, uh, I am buying you a stiff |
| 00:30:20 |
Blanca-- |
| 00:30:21 |
Blanca Champion, wow. |
| 00:30:23 |
Oh, I'm really excited |
| 00:30:25 |
I'd say we have |
| 00:30:27 |
I mean, how many guys |
| 00:30:29 |
carried all 28 pieces |
| 00:30:31 |
She's, uh-- |
| 00:30:35 |
I don't know |
| 00:30:37 |
I held her hand. |
| 00:30:38 |
Well, I blocked her hand. |
| 00:30:40 |
Yeah, she was-- |
| 00:30:43 |
I--it was my fault. |
| 00:30:45 |
But yeah, I mean, |
| 00:30:46 |
I'd say "high maintenance," |
| 00:30:49 |
She's charming, she's funny, |
| 00:30:52 |
You know, she's the master |
| 00:30:54 |
[electronic pop music] |
| 00:30:57 |
# # |
| 00:31:02 |
I can't even begin |
| 00:31:08 |
[electronic pop music] |
| 00:31:11 |
# # |
| 00:31:15 |
# you spin around # |
| 00:31:16 |
# around yeah yeah # |
| 00:31:19 |
# around around # |
| 00:31:21 |
# around around around # |
| 00:31:21 |
# love's a boomerang # |
| 00:31:23 |
# it's a boomerang # |
| 00:31:25 |
# yeah love's a boomerang # |
| 00:31:27 |
# a boom boom boomerang # |
| 00:31:29 |
# a boomerang # |
| 00:31:31 |
# yeah it's a boomerang # |
| 00:31:32 |
# love's a boomerang # |
| 00:31:33 |
# a boom boom boomerang # # |
| 00:31:37 |
Okay, I--I'll be right back. |
| 00:31:39 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:43 |
Hi, Blanca. |
| 00:31:46 |
Hi, Scooby! |
| 00:31:48 |
Hi. |
| 00:31:49 |
Um, |
| 00:31:51 |
What the hell |
| 00:31:53 |
I was told |
| 00:31:54 |
By who? |
| 00:31:56 |
You look like Punky Brewster |
| 00:31:57 |
It's being handled, |
| 00:31:59 |
Handled. |
| 00:32:01 |
Miss Champion, |
| 00:32:04 |
I--I-- |
| 00:32:07 |
Um, you are |
| 00:32:09 |
Do you think |
| 00:32:11 |
Sure, sweetie. |
| 00:32:13 |
Um, I know it's |
| 00:32:15 |
but you two |
| 00:32:16 |
Uh, why were |
| 00:32:18 |
Because she's a cunt. |
| 00:32:20 |
(Jake) |
| 00:32:21 |
Uh, excuse us |
| 00:32:22 |
We're just gonna-- |
| 00:32:23 |
I'm a big fan too. |
| 00:32:26 |
Yeah? |
| 00:32:30 |
Have a little, uh, |
| 00:32:31 |
Okay! |
| 00:32:33 |
You're turning me on. |
| 00:32:34 |
Yeah, please |
| 00:32:37 |
Okay, okay, okay. |
| 00:32:39 |
Hey, buddy. |
| 00:32:41 |
Um, would you mind |
| 00:32:43 |
Hey, sexy. |
| 00:32:45 |
I like the way |
| 00:32:46 |
cup your little ass. |
| 00:32:49 |
It's delicious. |
| 00:32:51 |
[giggles] |
| 00:32:54 |
Blanca. |
| 00:32:55 |
Do you |
| 00:32:57 |
I'm sorry, are we |
| 00:32:59 |
It stinks in here. |
| 00:33:01 |
Yeah, no, I know this isn't, |
| 00:33:04 |
but i hear if we make it |
| 00:33:06 |
on our best behavior, |
| 00:33:08 |
big bonus points |
| 00:33:09 |
Ooh, what's |
| 00:33:11 |
Well, it's probably, uh, |
| 00:33:14 |
In front |
| 00:33:15 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:33:16 |
They're dealing with some |
| 00:33:18 |
A local girl recently |
| 00:33:20 |
so the people |
| 00:33:22 |
All right, whatever. |
| 00:33:26 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:33:29 |
Don't worry, Jake. |
| 00:33:31 |
I remember how nice |
| 00:33:32 |
People don't really |
| 00:33:35 |
And I'm serious about |
| 00:33:38 |
I'm sick of playing |
| 00:33:40 |
I have to nail this. |
| 00:33:41 |
We're cool. |
| 00:33:42 |
All right. |
| 00:33:44 |
Oh, hey, and, um, |
| 00:33:45 |
it's kind of-- |
| 00:33:47 |
So you may want to rethink |
| 00:33:49 |
Fuck off. |
| 00:33:51 |
Jaynie Hansen's death, um-- |
| 00:33:54 |
You know, where I'm from, |
| 00:33:56 |
A broken leg |
| 00:33:59 |
What happened to her, |
| 00:34:00 |
I don't think that |
| 00:34:02 |
Jaynie's dad has always |
| 00:34:06 |
to be honest. |
| 00:34:07 |
[rock music] |
| 00:34:10 |
# everybody loves you that way # |
| 00:34:13 |
# # |
| 00:34:16 |
# everybody loves you that way # |
| 00:34:19 |
# # |
| 00:34:22 |
Where are we even |
| 00:34:23 |
And I can't believe |
| 00:34:25 |
So lame. |
| 00:34:27 |
(Daphne) It's the only |
| 00:34:28 |
Besides, |
| 00:34:30 |
The school let us |
| 00:34:31 |
Look, guys, if this is what |
| 00:34:34 |
then this is the story |
| 00:34:35 |
Everyone we've talked to |
| 00:34:37 |
(Keir) |
| 00:34:39 |
I mean this town's more |
| 00:34:40 |
than anything else. |
| 00:34:41 |
Does anyone know |
| 00:34:42 |
this guy's been |
| 00:34:44 |
Less than a month. |
| 00:34:46 |
I saw a picture of Hansen's |
| 00:34:48 |
Very pretty. |
| 00:34:50 |
Oh, lucky us. |
| 00:34:53 |
(Blanca) |
| 00:34:55 |
here in cat piss, |
| 00:34:56 |
Hey, do I need |
| 00:34:58 |
that I'm on |
| 00:35:00 |
and I don't do overtime? |
| 00:35:01 |
Okay. |
| 00:35:04 |
Nice watch, |
| 00:35:06 |
Hey, dude, why don't you |
| 00:35:07 |
so you don't have |
| 00:35:09 |
I like living in my camper. |
| 00:35:11 |
Whatever, loser. |
| 00:35:13 |
Nik, do you have any idea |
| 00:35:14 |
(Daphne) |
| 00:35:15 |
Should be just |
| 00:35:18 |
# everybody loves you that way # |
| 00:35:21 |
# # |
| 00:35:24 |
# everybody loves you |
| 00:35:26 |
Hansen was |
| 00:35:29 |
but Carhartt testified |
| 00:35:30 |
that he saw Hansen |
| 00:35:32 |
fighting in the school parking |
| 00:35:35 |
That got him sent away, |
| 00:35:37 |
and left |
| 00:35:39 |
which went to Carhartt. |
| 00:35:41 |
Hansen's lawyer found |
| 00:35:43 |
that got him released |
| 00:35:44 |
But, as you can imagine, |
| 00:35:46 |
after ten years |
| 00:35:49 |
still pretty angry. |
| 00:36:17 |
[metallic thuds] |
| 00:36:21 |
[grunts] |
| 00:36:22 |
(Jake) |
| 00:36:26 |
Coach Hansen? |
| 00:36:44 |
Ooh, I guess the pretty wife |
| 00:36:50 |
Hi, um, |
| 00:36:53 |
And, um, we're in town |
| 00:36:55 |
I know |
| 00:36:58 |
Wash my thoroughly |
| 00:36:59 |
from my inequity |
| 00:37:01 |
Against thee, the only, |
| 00:37:02 |
have I sinned and done |
| 00:37:04 |
that which is evil |
| 00:37:06 |
This guy is fucking |
| 00:37:08 |
I'm just gonna |
| 00:37:09 |
right here, okay? |
| 00:37:11 |
[grunts] |
| 00:37:13 |
I didn't invite you here. |
| 00:37:17 |
I said get the hell out! |
| 00:37:19 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:20 |
Okay, okay, okay. |
| 00:37:22 |
All of you. |
| 00:37:23 |
We didn't mean |
| 00:37:24 |
We don't want |
| 00:37:26 |
What about |
| 00:37:27 |
I'm billing production. |
| 00:37:33 |
That reality TV crew |
| 00:37:35 |
following me around, |
| 00:37:37 |
While they were |
| 00:37:38 |
to Jaynie Hansen's |
| 00:37:40 |
I was finding |
| 00:37:42 |
all mangled |
| 00:37:43 |
Now that would have made for |
| 00:37:46 |
I took some footage |
| 00:37:48 |
if you guys |
| 00:37:50 |
[rock music] |
| 00:37:53 |
# # |
| 00:38:10 |
I don't give a fuck |
| 00:38:11 |
Wait a minute, that asshole |
| 00:38:13 |
Yeah, well, |
| 00:38:15 |
while she does |
| 00:38:16 |
So guess |
| 00:38:17 |
She needs to work |
| 00:38:19 |
like a fucking P.A., |
| 00:38:20 |
so this is how it's going |
| 00:38:21 |
As long as she |
| 00:38:23 |
remember this-- |
| 00:38:24 |
I wanna know |
| 00:38:25 |
where she naps, |
| 00:38:27 |
You're gonna write it down |
| 00:38:29 |
Got it? |
| 00:38:30 |
Lee, why don't you |
| 00:38:33 |
She traveled all night. |
| 00:38:34 |
That's just great, Jake. |
| 00:38:35 |
What do you want to do, |
| 00:38:36 |
and change |
| 00:38:40 |
(Lee) |
| 00:38:44 |
All you can think |
| 00:38:45 |
"why can't this girl |
| 00:38:47 |
on some decent conditioner?" |
| 00:38:49 |
Just wash it. |
| 00:38:51 |
I don't get it. |
| 00:38:52 |
Can you explain it? |
| 00:38:54 |
I didn't really know |
| 00:38:56 |
uh, with Lee. |
| 00:38:57 |
She's--she's-- |
| 00:38:58 |
She's a super-bitch, |
| 00:39:00 |
Um, we're all trying |
| 00:39:02 |
because she's our boss. |
| 00:39:04 |
But, um, yeah, |
| 00:39:07 |
Lee doesn't really |
| 00:39:10 |
who isn't Lee. |
| 00:39:14 |
Mister? |
| 00:39:17 |
Hey, what's up, buddy? |
| 00:39:18 |
I heard what Vance |
| 00:39:19 |
He's right. |
| 00:39:21 |
Mike, I think-- |
| 00:39:26 |
Just doing my job, man. |
| 00:39:30 |
It wasn't an accident. |
| 00:39:32 |
Okay, I'm listening. |
| 00:39:35 |
Jaynie used to take me |
| 00:39:36 |
all the time. |
| 00:39:38 |
She knew that place. |
| 00:39:40 |
I heard something |
| 00:39:44 |
But I didn't |
| 00:39:46 |
You know |
| 00:39:48 |
I think you're |
| 00:39:50 |
For telling me that. |
| 00:39:53 |
I'm gonna do |
| 00:39:54 |
Cool? |
| 00:39:56 |
Come on. |
| 00:40:00 |
You know, if-- |
| 00:40:03 |
if you--if you |
| 00:40:06 |
uh, the bed |
| 00:40:08 |
it's a lot more comfortable |
| 00:40:11 |
I'm fine here, fuck face, |
| 00:40:43 |
Lee. |
| 00:40:50 |
Ah, hey, buddy. |
| 00:40:53 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:40:55 |
Yeah, you wanna |
| 00:40:57 |
All right. |
| 00:40:59 |
All right, come on. |
| 00:41:04 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:41:06 |
Oh, Jesus Christ. |
| 00:41:08 |
Don't go digging up shit |
| 00:41:12 |
I'm sorry, what? |
| 00:41:15 |
It's a small town. |
| 00:41:17 |
I don't care to hear |
| 00:41:18 |
none of the shit |
| 00:41:20 |
He's an ex-con. |
| 00:41:21 |
And a murderer. |
| 00:41:23 |
Are we clear? |
| 00:41:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:28 |
We're clear. |
| 00:41:39 |
[sighs] |
| 00:41:42 |
Jesus Christ. |
| 00:41:43 |
[muffled whimper] |
| 00:41:49 |
[whimper repeats] |
| 00:42:01 |
[whimpering grows louder] |
| 00:42:04 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 00:42:07 |
# # |
| 00:42:17 |
[whimpering continues] |
| 00:42:29 |
Oh, wow, uh-- |
| 00:42:30 |
Jesus, sorry. |
| 00:42:31 |
Nice timing, douche bag. |
| 00:42:33 |
Um, we were just gonna go |
| 00:42:36 |
You should totally come. |
| 00:42:38 |
Okay. |
| 00:42:48 |
You're so bad. |
| 00:42:55 |
[electronic pop music] |
| 00:42:58 |
# # |
| 00:43:16 |
I have that extra sense, |
| 00:43:18 |
Like, I can smell blood |
| 00:43:20 |
I knew something |
| 00:43:23 |
Sheriff says she was in there |
| 00:43:26 |
Has anyone |
| 00:43:28 |
Ah, he's down state |
| 00:43:30 |
I tried him on the CB, |
| 00:43:32 |
Who you guys |
| 00:43:34 |
There was a-- |
| 00:43:37 |
Miss Falls, |
| 00:43:39 |
the cheerleading coach. |
| 00:43:42 |
It was her, uh, |
| 00:43:43 |
that finally did her in. |
| 00:43:44 |
She's dead. |
| 00:43:45 |
Decapitated. |
| 00:43:47 |
Heart beatless. |
| 00:43:48 |
I get it. |
| 00:43:51 |
How often do these |
| 00:43:54 |
Now, what's that |
| 00:43:56 |
A wood shop |
| 00:43:59 |
These kind of things |
| 00:44:03 |
It's a part of life. |
| 00:44:05 |
Look, uh, |
| 00:44:07 |
what do you say |
| 00:44:09 |
Let's go |
| 00:44:11 |
I'd say "hell yeah." |
| 00:44:12 |
I'll get our coats. |
| 00:44:13 |
[door slams] |
| 00:44:19 |
(Hansen) No good can |
| 00:44:22 |
You have brought evil |
| 00:44:24 |
The likes of which |
| 00:44:28 |
Mark my words |
| 00:44:32 |
Consider yourselves warned. |
| 00:44:34 |
All of you. |
| 00:44:36 |
Hey! |
| 00:44:37 |
Hey, hey, |
| 00:44:38 |
Come on, man. |
| 00:44:41 |
Jesus. |
| 00:44:44 |
Guess it's safe to say they |
| 00:44:46 |
No, I don't think |
| 00:44:47 |
No, no, no, don't any of you |
| 00:44:49 |
He's a drunk. |
| 00:44:50 |
He's jealous 'cause he wants |
| 00:44:52 |
He'll get over it. |
| 00:44:53 |
You think so? |
| 00:44:55 |
We just need to get our show |
| 00:44:57 |
Now, wrap it up, |
| 00:45:00 |
I guess now isn't |
| 00:45:02 |
they found Miss Fall's body |
| 00:45:04 |
at the school? |
| 00:45:05 |
There was another accident. |
| 00:45:07 |
You know what, |
| 00:45:09 |
is screechy old men |
| 00:45:10 |
and perverts. |
| 00:45:15 |
Let's get |
| 00:45:23 |
Crazy shit, dude. |
| 00:45:25 |
Man, I've done a lot of shows |
| 00:45:27 |
like Your Town: Seattle. |
| 00:45:28 |
They didn't want us there. |
| 00:45:30 |
you'd think they don't |
| 00:45:32 |
I mean, they just want to, |
| 00:45:34 |
and, you know, |
| 00:45:37 |
And the ex-coach, |
| 00:45:39 |
from the Scooby-Doo cartoons. |
| 00:45:40 |
Weird. |
| 00:45:42 |
Honestly, |
| 00:45:43 |
is where the fuck |
| 00:45:45 |
when that chalupa |
| 00:45:46 |
in the wood shop. |
| 00:45:48 |
Probably asking some |
| 00:45:50 |
about the thrill |
| 00:45:51 |
I don't know |
| 00:45:53 |
women using heavy industrial |
| 00:45:56 |
So I don't know |
| 00:45:58 |
But in my book, uh, |
| 00:46:41 |
(radio announcer) |
| 00:46:43 |
Blanca Champion has gotten |
| 00:46:45 |
(Phoebe) |
| 00:46:47 |
where the damn |
| 00:46:48 |
It never arrived. |
| 00:46:50 |
(Lee) |
| 00:46:51 |
I can't call the network |
| 00:46:53 |
$30,000 worth |
| 00:46:56 |
It is not okay |
| 00:46:58 |
I did not sign on |
| 00:47:00 |
and whatnot. |
| 00:47:01 |
And why can't you just give the |
| 00:47:04 |
It's a totally better show. |
| 00:47:06 |
Because no one wants |
| 00:47:10 |
about some wittle |
| 00:47:11 |
They'd much rather |
| 00:47:13 |
about a bloodthirsty convict |
| 00:47:16 |
That is why. |
| 00:47:18 |
Can I ask you something? |
| 00:47:20 |
Did you seduce me |
| 00:47:22 |
it would keep me quiet? |
| 00:47:24 |
Because that was |
| 00:47:26 |
Well, I think that |
| 00:47:27 |
you're gonna keep quiet. |
| 00:47:28 |
You know why? |
| 00:47:29 |
If you don't, |
| 00:47:31 |
I will cancel |
| 00:47:32 |
I will drive you out |
| 00:47:34 |
and I will |
| 00:47:35 |
You wouldn't |
| 00:47:38 |
You can try me. |
| 00:47:39 |
Now we can continue |
| 00:47:42 |
The choice |
| 00:47:43 |
You're a real coose. |
| 00:47:45 |
And an awful boss. |
| 00:48:16 |
As long as these guys |
| 00:48:18 |
and keep focused |
| 00:48:20 |
there's not gonna be |
| 00:48:22 |
Look, I only got two hours |
| 00:48:24 |
I got things to do. |
| 00:48:30 |
Come on. |
| 00:48:31 |
Hey, is the, uh-- |
| 00:48:34 |
is the coach mic'd? |
| 00:48:35 |
I'm having trouble |
| 00:48:36 |
No, he's not mic'd. |
| 00:48:38 |
We left his out at the crazy |
| 00:48:40 |
Well, we gotta have |
| 00:48:41 |
before the playoff games. |
| 00:48:42 |
Well then I suggest |
| 00:48:44 |
out there |
| 00:48:45 |
Okay. |
| 00:48:46 |
I'm sending you. |
| 00:48:49 |
Except is there |
| 00:48:51 |
Can wire a P.A. system? |
| 00:48:53 |
Anybody else here |
| 00:48:54 |
It'll take me |
| 00:48:56 |
So that's a perfect |
| 00:48:57 |
for you to go |
| 00:48:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:01 |
But, hey, |
| 00:49:02 |
Um, let's cut out |
| 00:49:06 |
'Cause it's really |
| 00:49:09 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:11 |
Sorry, boss. |
| 00:49:17 |
Mother fucker. |
| 00:49:19 |
Nik. |
| 00:49:21 |
A production assistant |
| 00:49:23 |
on a show like this, um-- |
| 00:49:24 |
you're basically like |
| 00:49:27 |
Well, does this suck ass? |
| 00:49:31 |
Mm-hmm! |
| 00:49:33 |
Am I getting paid |
| 00:49:36 |
No fucking way. |
| 00:49:42 |
Hmm. |
| 00:49:45 |
Coach? |
| 00:49:49 |
Hey, um-- |
| 00:49:51 |
I'm really sorry |
| 00:49:53 |
but, uh, we need to get |
| 00:49:55 |
from earlier today. |
| 00:49:57 |
I thought... |
| 00:49:58 |
you might have |
| 00:50:01 |
Hello? |
| 00:50:07 |
[sighs] |
| 00:50:09 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:50:11 |
Look, uh, coach, |
| 00:50:14 |
really wanted |
| 00:50:16 |
uh, about earlier today. |
| 00:50:25 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:50:28 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:50:30 |
What the fuck is-- |
| 00:50:33 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 00:50:36 |
# # |
| 00:50:45 |
Blanca's hitting |
| 00:50:47 |
uh, in the school, |
| 00:50:48 |
and taking them away |
| 00:50:49 |
from the little |
| 00:50:51 |
These days, |
| 00:50:54 |
that Erin cares |
| 00:50:57 |
Uh, I believe |
| 00:50:59 |
A "cocaine-fueled |
| 00:51:02 |
Also, she needs |
| 00:51:04 |
that I'm overweight. |
| 00:51:06 |
I thought someone |
| 00:51:08 |
that my name was Ella. |
| 00:51:09 |
Turns out, |
| 00:51:11 |
"Ella" is short |
| 00:51:14 |
(female voice) Tonight's student |
| 00:51:16 |
starring Blanca Champion, |
| 00:51:18 |
has been canceled |
| 00:51:21 |
I need |
| 00:51:22 |
Excuse me! |
| 00:51:25 |
Get your hands |
| 00:51:26 |
I weigh 110 pounds. |
| 00:51:30 |
[snorts] |
| 00:51:32 |
I have tried to be as nice |
| 00:51:33 |
That's over. |
| 00:51:34 |
I'm giving you |
| 00:51:36 |
stay away from Vance, |
| 00:51:39 |
to go to your cabin, |
| 00:51:40 |
and have them hog tie you |
| 00:51:42 |
Capiche? |
| 00:51:45 |
You know what? |
| 00:51:46 |
Screw this! |
| 00:51:49 |
This fucking |
| 00:51:50 |
110 pounds my ass! |
| 00:51:52 |
[door slams] |
| 00:51:54 |
Listen up, |
| 00:51:55 |
I don't give a shit |
| 00:51:56 |
This is important. |
| 00:51:58 |
It is the first time |
| 00:51:59 |
since I've been out here. |
| 00:52:00 |
You tell Seaton |
| 00:52:02 |
if he still wants me |
| 00:52:03 |
he will get me |
| 00:52:04 |
out of here, okay? |
| 00:52:06 |
Do you hear me? |
| 00:52:08 |
Can you hear me now? |
| 00:52:10 |
Fuckity-fuck fuck fuck! |
| 00:52:12 |
[sighs] |
| 00:52:20 |
Thanks a lot, man. |
| 00:52:21 |
All right, when's desperate |
| 00:52:23 |
I feel like an idiot. |
| 00:52:26 |
All right, we got |
| 00:52:27 |
Is Nik back |
| 00:52:28 |
He's not, and if-- |
| 00:52:30 |
And Lee said if he doesn't |
| 00:52:32 |
he's fired. |
| 00:52:33 |
Whoa, that's |
| 00:52:35 |
And where's Mike? |
| 00:52:36 |
Mike! |
| 00:52:37 |
I'm right here. |
| 00:52:40 |
All right, good. |
| 00:52:41 |
Let's get ready |
| 00:52:44 |
[cheers] |
| 00:52:49 |
[hard rock music] |
| 00:52:53 |
[grunts] |
| 00:52:54 |
# wrap me up in velvet # |
| 00:52:57 |
# velvet baby # |
| 00:53:00 |
# I wanna live forever # # |
| 00:53:01 |
(announcer) |
| 00:53:03 |
has been nothing |
| 00:53:04 |
short of a phenomenon. |
| 00:53:09 |
Shot. |
| 00:53:11 |
Goal! |
| 00:53:12 |
[cheers] |
| 00:53:15 |
The state championship |
| 00:53:17 |
for the Gold Diggers. |
| 00:53:26 |
Any sign of Nik? |
| 00:53:28 |
God, that's so weird. |
| 00:53:29 |
Oh, hey, coach. |
| 00:53:31 |
Great game tonight. |
| 00:53:33 |
Hey, listen. |
| 00:53:34 |
Favors aren't really |
| 00:53:36 |
[laughs] |
| 00:53:37 |
Hey, look, I--I noticed |
| 00:53:39 |
upstairs in the gym. |
| 00:53:40 |
Would you mind if I grabbed |
| 00:53:42 |
You know, |
| 00:53:44 |
More people should make |
| 00:53:47 |
We're clearing out, so... |
| 00:53:49 |
just make sure to lock |
| 00:53:51 |
Thank you, sir. |
| 00:53:55 |
Oh, hey, excuse me, |
| 00:53:57 |
do you think that I might |
| 00:53:59 |
for a few minutes so that |
| 00:54:03 |
Is it hard being |
| 00:54:08 |
Uh, no. |
| 00:54:09 |
No, I actually |
| 00:54:11 |
Loser. |
| 00:54:36 |
(Luke) |
| 00:54:42 |
Go ahead, Luke. |
| 00:54:43 |
Was the Tahoe ever |
| 00:54:45 |
as a cast car? |
| 00:54:46 |
Not that I know of. |
| 00:54:47 |
Phoebe handled |
| 00:54:49 |
It's just I found |
| 00:54:51 |
rigged in the back seat, |
| 00:54:53 |
lipstick cameras |
| 00:54:54 |
And this is |
| 00:54:56 |
I didn't know this show had |
| 00:54:59 |
I didn't think so either. |
| 00:55:01 |
I'll ask. |
| 00:55:02 |
Copy that. |
| 00:55:15 |
[faint heavy metal music] |
| 00:55:18 |
# # |
| 00:55:31 |
Hello? |
| 00:55:35 |
Oh, what the hell, man? |
| 00:55:42 |
Hello? |
| 00:55:56 |
[beeping] |
| 00:56:16 |
[heavy thud] |
| 00:56:22 |
[shower squeaks] |
| 00:56:40 |
[sighs] |
| 00:56:45 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:56:49 |
Whoa. |
| 00:56:50 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:56:52 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 00:56:55 |
# # |
| 00:56:57 |
Ow! |
| 00:57:00 |
# # |
| 00:57:19 |
[panting] |
| 00:57:38 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 00:57:41 |
# # |
| 00:57:47 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 00:57:48 |
[breathing rapidly] |
| 00:57:50 |
[bones crack] |
| 00:57:55 |
[screams] |
| 00:57:56 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 00:58:00 |
Oh! |
| 00:58:03 |
[grunts] |
| 00:58:05 |
[panting] |
| 00:58:08 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 00:58:11 |
# # |
| 00:58:15 |
Cops here are actually |
| 00:58:17 |
pretty laid back |
| 00:58:19 |
about actually, um, |
| 00:58:22 |
working. |
| 00:58:23 |
The cops in White Plains |
| 00:58:25 |
the cops you see |
| 00:58:26 |
I mean, they like |
| 00:58:28 |
but they're not really |
| 00:58:30 |
answering the phone |
| 00:58:33 |
Try the local bar. |
| 00:58:34 |
It seems to be |
| 00:58:36 |
(woman) |
| 00:58:43 |
Have a lovely day. |
| 00:58:46 |
What'd she say? |
| 00:58:50 |
Hey, I meant to ask, |
| 00:58:52 |
pre-rig the cars with cameras |
| 00:58:55 |
Can we please not talk |
| 00:58:57 |
I need a break from this show |
| 00:59:00 |
And, um, mm, |
| 00:59:05 |
Hey, any sign |
| 00:59:07 |
Nope, I thought |
| 00:59:14 |
Yeah? |
| 00:59:19 |
Hello? |
| 00:59:20 |
Hey, sugarpuss! |
| 00:59:22 |
Hi, see me standing here |
| 00:59:24 |
No? |
| 00:59:26 |
Hi! |
| 00:59:28 |
Hello, how are you? |
| 00:59:29 |
Any of you lovely ladies |
| 00:59:32 |
Mm, I'd like a shot. |
| 00:59:35 |
That a girl. |
| 00:59:36 |
Looks like Miss Champion |
| 00:59:38 |
found herself |
| 00:59:39 |
[Phoebe gulps] |
| 00:59:41 |
Okay, to the super-star |
| 00:59:44 |
Well, to the super-hot |
| 00:59:46 |
[glass clinks] |
| 00:59:48 |
Okay, I've been called worse. |
| 00:59:51 |
Mm. |
| 00:59:54 |
So, um, |
| 00:59:57 |
I heard you were kind of close |
| 01:00:00 |
Sorry, the cheerleaders |
| 01:00:01 |
and the microphone |
| 01:00:03 |
Which is something |
| 01:00:05 |
next time I bag |
| 01:00:07 |
Yeah, I guess, um-- |
| 01:00:09 |
I guess you can say |
| 01:00:11 |
the best year of my life |
| 01:00:13 |
you know, a blink. |
| 01:00:15 |
I'm really sorry. |
| 01:00:17 |
You know, |
| 01:00:19 |
My dad died |
| 01:00:22 |
and i thought I would |
| 01:00:26 |
I mean, it doesn't |
| 01:00:28 |
but it gets easier. |
| 01:00:32 |
Promise? |
| 01:00:34 |
Yeah. |
| 01:00:38 |
Isn't he |
| 01:00:39 |
Is it still illegal |
| 01:00:41 |
if it's a boy? |
| 01:00:42 |
I heard she slept |
| 01:00:44 |
And then |
| 01:00:46 |
treated him like garbage, |
| 01:00:48 |
until finally, |
| 01:00:49 |
See, that's how |
| 01:00:50 |
What, you saying |
| 01:00:52 |
Well, I think the press |
| 01:00:54 |
as the bad girl. |
| 01:00:55 |
And I think sometimes |
| 01:00:56 |
she feels obligated |
| 01:00:57 |
to those expectations. |
| 01:01:01 |
Oh, Phoebe, |
| 01:01:02 |
to Tara Reid in 60 seconds. |
| 01:01:06 |
Let's just say |
| 01:01:08 |
firsts and lasts, |
| 01:01:09 |
and whatnot. |
| 01:01:16 |
I hate to be a buzz kill, |
| 01:01:17 |
but, uh, |
| 01:01:19 |
All right, |
| 01:01:21 |
and just be careful, please. |
| 01:01:22 |
Okay. |
| 01:01:28 |
I--I love-- |
| 01:01:33 |
well, here's the thing: |
| 01:01:35 |
I like to smoke |
| 01:01:36 |
and, uh, |
| 01:01:38 |
a little bit paranoid. |
| 01:01:39 |
So, uh, |
| 01:01:41 |
the place is kind of |
| 01:01:43 |
I'm ready for it |
| 01:01:45 |
This town gives me |
| 01:01:47 |
[soft pop music] |
| 01:01:50 |
# # |
| 01:01:52 |
Hello? |
| 01:01:53 |
(woman) |
| 01:01:55 |
[laughs] |
| 01:01:56 |
Oh, my God, |
| 01:01:57 |
to believe this. |
| 01:01:59 |
I haven't had reception |
| 01:02:01 |
It's so good |
| 01:02:03 |
Finally, I've been |
| 01:02:05 |
I was starting |
| 01:02:06 |
How's it going? |
| 01:02:07 |
(Daphne) |
| 01:02:09 |
and a Palm Springs weekend |
| 01:02:10 |
like you wouldn't believe. |
| 01:02:12 |
Kathy? |
| 01:02:15 |
[cell phone beeps] |
| 01:02:16 |
Oh, damn it. |
| 01:02:19 |
[sighs] |
| 01:02:21 |
[soft pop music] |
| 01:02:22 |
# to be the hero # |
| 01:02:24 |
# but I know what it's like # |
| 01:02:26 |
# to be loved by you # |
| 01:02:28 |
# # |
| 01:02:50 |
Greg, are you okay? |
| 01:02:53 |
You been out here long? |
| 01:02:56 |
Freeze to death. |
| 01:02:59 |
Greg? |
| 01:03:04 |
You stoned again? |
| 01:03:06 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:03:10 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:03:13 |
[screaming] |
| 01:03:14 |
# # |
| 01:03:18 |
[screaming] |
| 01:03:21 |
No, no! |
| 01:03:22 |
No, I promise! |
| 01:03:25 |
Please, please, |
| 01:03:28 |
No, no, no! |
| 01:03:31 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:03:32 |
Please, please, please! |
| 01:03:36 |
[screams] |
| 01:03:40 |
[wind whistling] |
| 01:03:52 |
What do you mean, |
| 01:03:53 |
(Blanca) |
| 01:03:54 |
when I woke up. |
| 01:03:55 |
I thought maybe |
| 01:03:56 |
With who, Blanca? |
| 01:03:57 |
We watched |
| 01:03:58 |
I can't believe |
| 01:04:00 |
when you saw that. |
| 01:04:01 |
You know what, I thought |
| 01:04:03 |
I caught her checking |
| 01:04:05 |
All right, both of you |
| 01:04:06 |
I told you as soon |
| 01:04:08 |
(Vance) |
| 01:04:09 |
to be on the ice |
| 01:04:10 |
or you won't be |
| 01:04:13 |
Sorry. |
| 01:04:16 |
Where is the rest |
| 01:04:17 |
You know what, Lee, |
| 01:04:18 |
I'd like to know |
| 01:04:20 |
Something's really wrong here. |
| 01:04:21 |
I don't feel so good. |
| 01:04:23 |
Oh, Phoebe, |
| 01:04:25 |
Fuck you, Lee. |
| 01:04:27 |
What again? |
| 01:04:28 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:04:32 |
Jake, you've got about |
| 01:04:33 |
We don't have a show |
| 01:04:34 |
Well, what do you |
| 01:04:36 |
Three quarters of my crew |
| 01:04:37 |
Like I told the last guy, |
| 01:04:39 |
you're the director, |
| 01:04:41 |
Sure thing, bitch. |
| 01:04:43 |
I'm sorry, |
| 01:04:44 |
You know what, Lee? |
| 01:04:46 |
I'm beginning |
| 01:04:48 |
the first director |
| 01:04:50 |
Keir, can you mix audio? |
| 01:04:51 |
I can try. |
| 01:04:53 |
Okay, Blanca, I'm going to need |
| 01:04:55 |
(Blanca) |
| 01:04:57 |
I'm so gonna fucking kill |
| 01:05:02 |
You know what? |
| 01:05:04 |
You do not |
| 01:05:07 |
In front |
| 01:05:08 |
You finish out the day. |
| 01:05:10 |
After that, |
| 01:05:11 |
That's fine, Lee. |
| 01:05:12 |
You know, I've worked with some |
| 01:05:14 |
in my career, but you |
| 01:05:16 |
And you know what else? |
| 01:05:18 |
Nice job sleeping |
| 01:05:19 |
It's very classy. |
| 01:05:21 |
Hey, by the way, |
| 01:05:22 |
too bad your fiancee |
| 01:05:24 |
I could have banged her |
| 01:05:25 |
before she moved on |
| 01:05:26 |
You try getting |
| 01:05:28 |
You're finished. |
| 01:05:37 |
[sighs] |
| 01:05:48 |
We need to comb |
| 01:05:51 |
and find |
| 01:05:52 |
You can't hide monitors |
| 01:05:55 |
You are the one |
| 01:05:56 |
This isn't Bewitched, Lee. |
| 01:05:58 |
I can't just wiggle my nose, |
| 01:06:01 |
and whatnot. |
| 01:06:02 |
Just try to keep |
| 01:06:04 |
if you can. |
| 01:06:06 |
I'm gonna go get |
| 01:06:08 |
One of those morons |
| 01:06:14 |
Go. |
| 01:06:26 |
[sighs] |
| 01:06:27 |
Gotcha. |
| 01:07:15 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:07:24 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:07:29 |
[recording plays] |
| 01:07:33 |
Because no one wants |
| 01:07:34 |
about some wittle |
| 01:07:36 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:07:37 |
Am I being punked? |
| 01:07:39 |
I thought they |
| 01:07:41 |
Ashton! |
| 01:07:43 |
[screaming on recording] |
| 01:07:47 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:07:50 |
[moaning] |
| 01:07:52 |
[gasps] |
| 01:07:57 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:08:00 |
[wheezes and gasps] |
| 01:08:04 |
# # |
| 01:08:09 |
Ah! |
| 01:08:12 |
[chains rattling] |
| 01:08:16 |
[grunts] |
| 01:08:21 |
[wheezes] |
| 01:08:40 |
We just wanna go |
| 01:08:42 |
that a bunch |
| 01:08:44 |
are missing. |
| 01:08:46 |
Um, and Lee wants us |
| 01:08:48 |
But as soon |
| 01:08:50 |
we're gonna go find them. |
| 01:08:53 |
(Carhartt) |
| 01:08:54 |
I didn't appreciate him |
| 01:08:56 |
and the lights on |
| 01:08:58 |
I am shocked |
| 01:09:00 |
at you people's |
| 01:09:02 |
No good deed goes unpunished, |
| 01:09:03 |
Sorry, coach. |
| 01:09:05 |
Ah. |
| 01:09:06 |
The bus leaves |
| 01:09:07 |
at 5:30 A.M. |
| 01:09:09 |
It waits for no one. |
| 01:09:13 |
Vance, come on. |
| 01:09:17 |
Blanca, help Keir grab |
| 01:09:21 |
Why? |
| 01:09:22 |
Could you just help us |
| 01:09:25 |
Jeez, bitch. |
| 01:09:28 |
And they say |
| 01:09:30 |
Phoebe, should we |
| 01:09:33 |
Oh, I gotta get the releases |
| 01:09:35 |
And stop by |
| 01:09:37 |
I'll meet you guys back |
| 01:09:39 |
All right. |
| 01:09:47 |
[ethereal music] |
| 01:09:50 |
# # |
| 01:09:54 |
(Jake) |
| 01:09:56 |
(Blanca) |
| 01:09:57 |
Hello? |
| 01:10:02 |
Oh, phone's dead. |
| 01:10:04 |
Doesn't look like Luke |
| 01:10:05 |
(Keir) |
| 01:10:07 |
'cause Daphne's bed |
| 01:10:08 |
It doesn't make any sense. |
| 01:10:10 |
[gags] |
| 01:10:12 |
[muffled scream] |
| 01:10:13 |
Fucking shit! |
| 01:10:15 |
[whimpers] |
| 01:10:17 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:10:18 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:10:20 |
Don't touch it! |
| 01:10:21 |
Is that Mike's watch? |
| 01:10:23 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:10:24 |
It's the fucking microphone |
| 01:10:25 |
that we lost at the cabin. |
| 01:10:26 |
He must have went back |
| 01:10:27 |
Ew. |
| 01:10:30 |
Oh, my God, |
| 01:10:31 |
must have cut his hand off! |
| 01:10:32 |
We gotta call the cops! |
| 01:10:34 |
Okay, guys, guys, guys. |
| 01:10:35 |
Check your phones. |
| 01:10:36 |
Do you have any signal? |
| 01:10:37 |
Keir, check your phone. |
| 01:10:39 |
Blanca. |
| 01:10:40 |
No signal, nothing. |
| 01:10:42 |
[gasps] |
| 01:10:47 |
What is this? |
| 01:10:52 |
What is that freaky mask? |
| 01:10:54 |
(Blanca) |
| 01:10:56 |
Somebody is out there |
| 01:10:57 |
to chops people's |
| 01:11:00 |
[screaming on video] |
| 01:11:02 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:11:09 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:11:11 |
That's Daphne. |
| 01:11:12 |
What? |
| 01:11:13 |
(Jake) |
| 01:11:15 |
That's out |
| 01:11:17 |
We gotta get out there. |
| 01:11:19 |
[lock rattles] |
| 01:11:21 |
[glass shatters] |
| 01:11:25 |
Guys, we gotta go. |
| 01:11:26 |
She could still |
| 01:11:28 |
Come on! |
| 01:11:30 |
I can't even begin |
| 01:11:31 |
[dog barks] |
| 01:11:38 |
Hey, why are we |
| 01:11:40 |
Okay, listen, I'm gonna go |
| 01:11:42 |
I need you guys |
| 01:11:43 |
and try to get in touch |
| 01:11:45 |
I saw an old CB radio |
| 01:11:48 |
Tell them to meet me |
| 01:11:51 |
by Hansen's cabin. |
| 01:11:52 |
O--okay, so you're just gonna |
| 01:11:54 |
Look, we gotta get back |
| 01:11:57 |
I hate to break this |
| 01:11:58 |
But that girl |
| 01:11:59 |
And what if |
| 01:12:00 |
What if Nik and Luke |
| 01:12:03 |
How are we even |
| 01:12:05 |
Here, take these. |
| 01:12:07 |
Jake, I'm going |
| 01:12:08 |
Wait, wait, wait, I'm not going |
| 01:12:10 |
Well--all right, fine. |
| 01:12:13 |
Well, both |
| 01:12:15 |
Well, Blanca, |
| 01:12:16 |
Ugh! |
| 01:12:17 |
Fine, fine, I'll-- |
| 01:12:19 |
But I'm taking your dog |
| 01:12:21 |
We are gonna come back for you. |
| 01:12:22 |
Just go find that CB radio, |
| 01:12:24 |
And hey, hey. |
| 01:12:26 |
[sighs] |
| 01:12:50 |
[ethereal music] |
| 01:12:53 |
# # |
| 01:13:04 |
Hello? |
| 01:13:06 |
You guys got any laxatives? |
| 01:13:10 |
I haven't shit for weeks. |
| 01:13:15 |
Hello? |
| 01:13:50 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:13:53 |
# # |
| 01:13:57 |
Son of a bitch. |
| 01:13:59 |
[screams] |
| 01:14:01 |
[panting] |
| 01:14:03 |
# # |
| 01:14:07 |
[phone dialing] |
| 01:14:10 |
(operator) |
| 01:14:12 |
Please hang up |
| 01:14:14 |
# # |
| 01:14:18 |
[doorbell rings] |
| 01:14:25 |
[sobbing] |
| 01:14:29 |
Anyone here? |
| 01:14:30 |
[gasps] |
| 01:14:31 |
Coach? |
| 01:14:32 |
Who's back there? |
| 01:14:36 |
Is that you, Phoebe? |
| 01:14:38 |
Is that thing still up there? |
| 01:14:40 |
Mask? |
| 01:14:46 |
We've gotta get |
| 01:14:48 |
Run, run! |
| 01:14:49 |
Just calm down. |
| 01:14:50 |
Just a sec-- |
| 01:14:55 |
Get in the car. |
| 01:14:57 |
Get in the car, |
| 01:14:58 |
Get in! |
| 01:15:02 |
This better not be |
| 01:15:03 |
for this television show. |
| 01:15:05 |
There was a guy in there |
| 01:15:08 |
And he tried to kill me. |
| 01:15:09 |
Kill you? |
| 01:15:10 |
You're talking |
| 01:15:11 |
like some kind of crazy-- |
| 01:15:13 |
[screams] |
| 01:15:14 |
[gasping] |
| 01:15:17 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:15:20 |
# # |
| 01:15:35 |
[beeps and static] |
| 01:15:36 |
Hello? |
| 01:15:38 |
Hello, is anybody there? |
| 01:15:40 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:15:43 |
# # |
| 01:15:55 |
[screams] |
| 01:15:58 |
Anyone? |
| 01:16:00 |
This is an emergency. |
| 01:16:02 |
Anyone? |
| 01:16:04 |
[dog barks] |
| 01:16:06 |
Bongo. |
| 01:16:07 |
What are you barking at? |
| 01:16:13 |
[wheezing] |
| 01:16:19 |
[grunting] |
| 01:16:21 |
[faint grunting] |
| 01:16:45 |
Daphne! |
| 01:16:52 |
Daphne! |
| 01:17:00 |
What the fuck is that? |
| 01:17:03 |
What? |
| 01:17:18 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:17:24 |
Okay, let's get out of here. |
| 01:17:28 |
[metallic snap] |
| 01:17:29 |
Ow! |
| 01:17:35 |
Keir, we're not gonna |
| 01:17:38 |
Bongo! |
| 01:17:39 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:17:40 |
God! |
| 01:17:47 |
Bongo! |
| 01:17:52 |
Look, I'm gonna go. |
| 01:17:53 |
I'm gonna get help. |
| 01:17:56 |
I'll be right back, okay? |
| 01:17:57 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:17:58 |
Okay. |
| 01:18:02 |
Fuck! |
| 01:18:06 |
[panting] |
| 01:18:26 |
Holy shit! |
| 01:18:31 |
(Connor) |
| 01:18:34 |
What are you-- |
| 01:18:35 |
What are you doing down here? |
| 01:18:37 |
How long have you been |
| 01:18:39 |
I snuck in when |
| 01:18:42 |
And then it came in. |
| 01:18:44 |
What do you mean "it came in." |
| 01:18:45 |
It who? |
| 01:18:46 |
He's been watching you |
| 01:18:49 |
He's been watching that. |
| 01:18:50 |
[computer whirring] |
| 01:18:56 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:19:07 |
[hard rock music] |
| 01:19:13 |
[grunts] |
| 01:19:16 |
[saw buzzing] |
| 01:19:18 |
[screams] |
| 01:19:23 |
You saw him do this to her? |
| 01:19:30 |
Okay, we're gonna go. |
| 01:19:31 |
I'm gonna get us out of here. |
| 01:19:32 |
This way's the quickest. |
| 01:19:41 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:19:44 |
# # |
| 01:19:46 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:19:54 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:19:56 |
[breathes heavily] |
| 01:20:02 |
All right. |
| 01:20:16 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:20:18 |
Listen to me. |
| 01:20:20 |
I'm going to get |
| 01:20:22 |
I have to get |
| 01:20:23 |
I promise I'll come |
| 01:20:32 |
[alarm beeping] |
| 01:20:33 |
Shit! |
| 01:20:37 |
Little boy, come here! |
| 01:20:40 |
Blanca! |
| 01:20:41 |
Listen to me, |
| 01:20:43 |
Listen, I need you to run. |
| 01:20:44 |
Just start running |
| 01:20:45 |
until you find somebody |
| 01:20:47 |
And tell them we need help. |
| 01:20:49 |
Tell them that-- |
| 01:20:50 |
are at coach Hansen's cabin |
| 01:20:52 |
I promise I will find you. |
| 01:20:55 |
Go! |
| 01:21:46 |
Blanca? |
| 01:21:54 |
Blanca? |
| 01:21:58 |
[dog barking] |
| 01:22:01 |
[dog whimpers] |
| 01:22:14 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:22:17 |
# # |
| 01:22:18 |
[doorknob clicking] |
| 01:22:20 |
# # |
| 01:22:32 |
[suspenseful music continues] |
| 01:22:36 |
[metallic clank] |
| 01:22:51 |
[growls] |
| 01:22:55 |
Who the fuck are you? |
| 01:23:00 |
[hollow thud] |
| 01:23:06 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:23:08 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:23:13 |
[breathes heavily] |
| 01:23:17 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:23:20 |
[screaming] |
| 01:23:23 |
Get off of me! |
| 01:23:25 |
Who are you? |
| 01:23:28 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:23:29 |
[gasps] |
| 01:23:32 |
Look, I can explain. |
| 01:23:34 |
[screams] |
| 01:23:35 |
And--and--and-- |
| 01:23:36 |
If you'd just listen to me. |
| 01:23:38 |
If you'll just listen to me. |
| 01:23:39 |
You'll love me |
| 01:23:41 |
Don't you realize that |
| 01:23:43 |
For you? |
| 01:23:44 |
If those other people |
| 01:23:46 |
they would have stopped it. |
| 01:23:47 |
I'm the only one |
| 01:23:50 |
Did you care about |
| 01:23:52 |
They were gonna tell. |
| 01:23:53 |
That girl |
| 01:23:55 |
They found my room. |
| 01:23:57 |
I already started. |
| 01:23:59 |
[Blanca whimpering] |
| 01:24:03 |
Get your fucking hands |
| 01:24:09 |
[gasps] |
| 01:24:19 |
I went through |
| 01:24:21 |
to make this |
| 01:24:22 |
You're gonna watch it with me. |
| 01:24:24 |
I've already seen it. |
| 01:24:27 |
You said you wanted |
| 01:24:29 |
to be taken seriously |
| 01:24:30 |
And I gave you |
| 01:24:32 |
Because, believe me, |
| 01:24:34 |
take you seriously now, |
| 01:24:36 |
because you should see your face. |
| 01:24:37 |
You look really fucking scared. |
| 01:24:41 |
[gunshot] |
| 01:24:44 |
[gunshot] |
| 01:24:47 |
[gunshot] |
| 01:24:51 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:24:54 |
[cries] |
| 01:25:11 |
It's okay. |
| 01:25:13 |
It's okay. |
| 01:25:16 |
It's okay. |
| 01:25:24 |
It's okay. |
| 01:25:57 |
Hey. |
| 01:25:58 |
Hey. |
| 01:25:59 |
How you feeling? |
| 01:26:01 |
Oh, this has pretty much |
| 01:26:03 |
I've ever had. |
| 01:26:04 |
How's your leg? |
| 01:26:07 |
Uh, it hurts. |
| 01:26:08 |
But, uh, |
| 01:26:09 |
Vance and Connor found me. |
| 01:26:11 |
Got Blanca to thank for that. |
| 01:26:15 |
How is she holding up? |
| 01:26:16 |
Uh, as well as could be expected. |
| 01:26:19 |
God, imagine what the press |
| 01:26:20 |
is gonna do with this thing? |
| 01:26:22 |
And what about Mike? |
| 01:26:24 |
Mike's description matches |
| 01:26:26 |
of a recently escaped |
| 01:26:29 |
So who knows what to believe? |
| 01:26:34 |
Is it worth it? |
| 01:26:37 |
What? |
| 01:26:41 |
Being so famous? |
| 01:26:48 |
I'll get back to you |
| 01:26:51 |
(reporter) |
| 01:26:53 |
a grisly series |
| 01:26:55 |
all in an effort to impress |
| 01:26:57 |
Blanca Champion. |
| 01:26:58 |
Champion's involvement with, |
| 01:27:01 |
a reality |
| 01:27:02 |
[bongo barks] |
| 01:27:07 |
Hold on a second. |
| 01:27:12 |
[suspenseful music] |
| 01:27:15 |
# # |
| 01:27:35 |
Wait, what is that? |
| 01:27:38 |
It's a bullet-proof vest. |
| 01:27:50 |
[suspenseful musical swell] |
| 01:27:52 |
# # |
| 01:28:03 |
[heavy breathing] |
| 01:28:04 |
# # |
| 01:28:06 |
What do I think of what actually |
| 01:28:09 |
My God, I thought |
| 01:28:11 |
It was--it was |
| 01:28:15 |
And on the other hand, |
| 01:28:16 |
it was some |
| 01:28:17 |
You know? |
| 01:28:19 |
But what are you gonna do? |
| 01:28:23 |
We did send flowers. |
| 01:28:26 |
Not just Blanca. |
| 01:28:28 |
We sent them to families |
| 01:28:30 |
You know, I always knew |
| 01:28:33 |
I mean, it doesn't take |
| 01:28:36 |
to hook a microphone |
| 01:28:39 |
I was trying |
| 01:28:40 |
but there's a limit. |
| 01:28:43 |
Mike, I don't quite |
| 01:28:45 |
he's so obsessed |
| 01:28:46 |
to be completely |
| 01:28:48 |
Um, but no, |
| 01:28:50 |
listen, uh, I think he should |
| 01:28:53 |
I think that |
| 01:28:54 |
I think that would |
| 01:28:56 |
I think that would have |
| 01:28:57 |
gotten the point across. |
| 01:28:58 |
If you're asking me, |
| 01:29:02 |
But it was love. |
| 01:29:03 |
After the killing spree, |
| 01:29:06 |
offered me a spot |
| 01:29:09 |
I also received an offer |
| 01:29:13 |
But my agent Seaton thought |
| 01:29:15 |
just embarrassing. |
| 01:29:17 |
Seaton thinks |
| 01:29:19 |
I'd like people to know |
| 01:29:21 |
Blanca threw that |
| 01:29:23 |
was because she caught |
| 01:29:25 |
to record our |
| 01:29:28 |
She wasn't too happy |
| 01:29:29 |
Uh, from what |
| 01:29:31 |
Mike escaped |
| 01:29:33 |
by swiping some |
| 01:29:34 |
once taken, uh, |
| 01:29:36 |
diminish your vital signs |
| 01:29:38 |
they're almost |
| 01:29:40 |
And, um, I guess he used |
| 01:29:43 |
And he had, like, |
| 01:29:45 |
I mean this guys is-- |
| 01:29:47 |
seriously knew what he was |
| 01:29:50 |
Pshh--went right over my head. |
| 01:29:54 |
Mike, the sound guy, |
| 01:29:58 |
Do I think Blanca was surprised, |
| 01:30:01 |
I think she |
| 01:30:03 |
Yeah, absolutely. |
| 01:30:04 |
I wasn't. |
| 01:30:05 |
God, I--I saw the d--dailies, |
| 01:30:07 |
I mean, she hit it |
| 01:30:11 |
And thank God that, uh, |
| 01:30:13 |
left the security |
| 01:30:15 |
because the--that Emmy |
| 01:30:17 |
I mean, I'm getting |
| 01:30:19 |
for her to do |
| 01:30:20 |
Vance, uh, |
| 01:30:23 |
I'm really glad, |
| 01:30:25 |
for some reason, |
| 01:30:27 |
bottle opener/bear trap opener |
| 01:30:31 |
Uh, I've been opening |
| 01:30:34 |
So it really wasn't |
| 01:30:36 |
Did I--did I get |
| 01:30:39 |
about finding the hand |
| 01:30:41 |
Well, I was, uh, |
| 01:30:43 |
but I was getting |
| 01:30:45 |
and Hillary Clinton |
| 01:30:47 |
had taken over |
| 01:30:49 |
So I was out |
| 01:30:50 |
And it's just ear-splitting |
| 01:30:52 |
I don't know how |
| 01:30:53 |
Affiliated, uh, |
| 01:30:56 |
TO Direct, uh, |
| 01:30:59 |
which, we all know, |
| 01:31:02 |
What's next for me |
| 01:31:03 |
I'm actually playing |
| 01:31:05 |
in the film version |
| 01:31:08 |
It was Blanca's idea. |
| 01:31:09 |
And my lawyer's. |
| 01:31:11 |
I'm fairly certain |
| 01:31:14 |
I'm beginning |
| 01:31:16 |
wasn't such |
| 01:31:18 |
Uh, when Jake asked me to, uh, |
| 01:31:21 |
go to coach Hansen's house |
| 01:31:23 |
I think-- |
| 01:31:24 |
My first reaction was I think |
| 01:31:26 |
I threw up a little |
| 01:31:28 |
Okay, can we wrap |
| 01:31:29 |
'Cause I gotta take |
| 01:31:30 |
to the Daisy Awards tonight, |
| 01:31:32 |
a client waiting, so-- |
| 01:31:34 |
# so wrap me up in velvet # |
| 01:31:37 |
# velvet baby # |
| 01:31:40 |
# I wanna live forever # |
| 01:31:44 |
# I want to be immortalized # |
| 01:31:49 |
# velvet baby # |
| 01:31:52 |
# # |
| 01:32:00 |
# and he's trying hard |
| 01:32:03 |
# the little bits # |
| 01:32:06 |
# of immortality # # |
| 01:32:08 |
# # |
| 01:32:16 |
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