King Of California

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00:00:26 [Foot steps running]
00:00:37 [Girl narrating]
00:00:40 I'm a minor.
00:00:41 I'm not responsible
00:00:49 [Alarm sounding]
00:00:51 - Where are you going?
00:00:52 - We gotta stick with the plan.
00:00:54 But these things should be taken
00:00:58 In our case, I've always
00:01:01 - We gotta get out of here.
00:01:04 Oh, God.
00:01:08 [Girl narrating]
00:01:15 [Girl]
00:01:17 Can I have a Number 1?
00:01:20 Actually, can I have
00:01:22 Um, but instead of the Coke
00:01:24 I want a McFlurry
00:01:27 and make sure
00:01:28 And then a Number 1 with mustard, ketchup...
00:01:32 Pickles and lettuce only.
00:01:34 [Girl narrating]
00:01:37 Which was not exactly normal,
00:01:46 Before, when he was home,
00:01:50 because it always felt like
00:02:50 - [Chuckling]
00:02:52 Oh, yeah,
00:02:54 I don't know whether
00:02:56 or heard it on the news.
00:02:59 Naked Chinese men
00:03:03 up and down
00:03:07 at sunrise.
00:03:11 Boat people, you know?
00:03:13 The boat stops outside
00:03:16 they put their clothes
00:03:18 and they swim ashore.
00:03:22 Naked Chinese guys.
00:03:25 Fuckin' amazing.
00:03:30 [Girl narrating]
00:03:33 Jesus Christ.
00:03:35 Don't people go to hospitals
00:03:42 [Men chattering]
00:03:58 [Jack hammer rattling]
00:04:01 It would've been easier
00:04:05 because the way
00:04:06 we would've cleaned up.
00:04:08 But Charlie grew up
00:04:11 he refused to leave.
00:04:13 Even though we were
00:04:20 Before I was born, he had
00:04:23 and managed to avoid
00:04:27 I'm pretty sure my arrival
00:04:39 Once, when things went south
00:04:42 he had to pawn that bass.
00:04:44 He said that everything
00:04:48 And they didn't start going right again
00:04:51 in a pawn shop in Atlanta.
00:04:53 He said things were
00:04:56 all evidence to the contrary.
00:05:05 [Charlie speaking
00:05:11 [Recorded female voice
00:05:15 [Charlie repeating phrase]
00:05:25 Oh, shit!
00:05:26 [Speaking foreign language]
00:05:42 What's going on?
00:05:43 Great things.
00:05:46 [Girl narrating]
00:05:48 on that ol' bipolar
00:05:51 Naked Chinese guys.
00:05:54 [Record static]
00:05:55 ## [Jazz]
00:06:08 [Girl narrating]
00:06:10 with a five-piece jazz combo.
00:06:13 Once, after a club date
00:06:17 Pepper ate so many pancakes
00:06:20 had to unbolt the table
00:06:24 Hey-hey,
00:06:29 Lost some weight.
00:06:31 It's the chemo.
00:06:32 Oh.
00:06:35 Hey, might as well
00:06:37 I'm not playing anymore.
00:06:39 Some other time.
00:06:41 I'm not doing that,
00:06:43 Oh, it's a whole new
00:06:48 - Hello, Miranda.
00:06:51 How are you, sweetie?
00:06:59 What the hell is that?
00:07:01 [Snickers]
00:07:04 You got a job?
00:07:08 Aren't you supposed
00:07:09 No, wait. Wait a minute.
00:07:11 Is this Christmastime?
00:07:15 It's March.
00:07:17 Oh.
00:07:19 Well, then, why aren't
00:07:22 I had to give
00:07:24 I had to make money,
00:07:25 while you were gone
00:07:28 Huh.
00:07:29 I'll be back around 10.
00:07:32 You working at night?
00:07:33 Yeah.
00:07:35 Wait, wait,
00:07:37 I mean, that's not good.
00:07:40 It's not the old McDonald's
00:07:41 It's a new one
00:07:43 Crest Parkway.
00:07:45 Some new neighborhood,
00:07:48 I don't know.
00:07:49 Where the fuck is that?
00:07:52 Hey, can I get a ride
00:07:54 I gotta see a man about a job.
00:07:56 No way.
00:07:58 I got an interview.
00:08:02 Yeah, sure,
00:08:10 You make me laugh.
00:08:14 [Miranda narrating]
00:08:16 Social Services thought
00:08:19 And Child Welfare thought
00:08:22 My father thought
00:08:24 My mother thought
00:08:27 Somewhere, some foster family
00:08:31 Welcome to McDonald's.
00:08:33 By working double shifts
00:08:35 I was able to buy
00:08:39 They didn't know
00:08:41 An unlicensed 15-year-old
00:08:44 as everyone else on Ebay.
00:08:46 It's like the Social Services thing,
00:08:48 nobody sees anybody.
00:08:50 [Engine ignition falters]
00:08:52 I admit, it's a beater...
00:08:54 [engine sputters to life]
00:08:56 ...but a safe beater.
00:08:58 [Tires screeching]
00:09:03 Things were a lot different
00:09:07 Easier.
00:09:09 In some ways,
00:09:12 [Bass string snaps]
00:09:21 [Charlie]
00:09:24 It's none of your
00:09:26 Why don't you try
00:09:48 [Low growling]
00:10:12 [Window creaking]
00:10:14 [Miranda]
00:10:19 Someone from work
00:10:21 in the cosmetics aisle at Target.
00:10:33 You have an interview here?
00:10:39 I'm having a hard time
00:10:51 I thought you said
00:10:53 [Train whistle blaring]
00:11:07 [Miranda]
00:11:15 After Mom left,
00:11:19 with my class projects.
00:11:21 He did his best, but things
00:11:27 He had his own ideas
00:11:31 When the teachers
00:11:33 he always told them
00:11:35 You think they're
00:11:37 They're going to love it.
00:11:39 - Think so?
00:11:43 You have a good day,
00:11:44 - Okay.
00:11:47 Good, very nice, Ron.
00:11:49 That's fine.
00:11:54 Who are the little people, Miranda?
00:11:57 Those are the bodies
00:12:00 who died of syphilis
00:12:02 infected by the missionaries.
00:12:06 Uh, Miranda,
00:12:09 and wait for me
00:12:11 Go on.
00:12:17 [Woman]
00:12:18 We're not having
00:12:21 We're not hiring now.
00:12:24 Okay, sorry.
00:12:27 [Automated female voice]
00:12:30 - Left turn in two miles.
00:12:35 - Goodbye.
00:12:36 Hey, Miranda. Hi.
00:12:38 Where did you go?
00:12:39 Just, you know,
00:12:41 checking
00:12:42 What about the job?
00:12:45 You know why people
00:12:49 Fear of the unknown.
00:12:51 Nothing in there
00:12:54 Why do you feel like
00:12:56 I mean, so you're not
00:12:58 You just want to go,
00:13:00 explore or something.
00:13:02 That's fine, whatever.
00:13:03 I mean, it would be great
00:13:05 I was barely scraping by
00:13:07 Pull over there.
00:13:08 [Automated female voice]
00:13:10 You know what, no.
00:13:12 Please, just pull in right over there.
00:13:14 No, I'm not letting you
00:13:17 Miranda, I gotta go.
00:13:18 What are you talking about?
00:13:20 - Just tell me what you're doing.
00:13:22 I take these medications.
00:13:27 Yeah. I'm sorry.
00:13:34 Can you back up to the bushes?
00:13:40 [Beeps]
00:13:47 [Automated female voice]
00:14:02 [Man choking, struggling]
00:14:09 [Gasps]
00:14:10 [Guttural cries]
00:14:26 Charlie?
00:14:48 [Scraping, tapping]
00:15:20 [Car ignition faltering]
00:15:27 [Car engine starts]
00:15:39 Ow! Shit!
00:15:42 Charlie? You okay?
00:15:45 I'm fine.
00:15:47 Stop! Stop!
00:15:48 God...
00:15:50 What are you doing?
00:15:53 The stars are
00:15:55 They won't be like this
00:15:59 I can't stop you, can I?
00:16:05 Work your magic.
00:16:17 Oh, yeah, that's it,
00:16:20 from Sirius the Dog Star.
00:16:21 That's my baby!
00:16:35 This is it.
00:16:38 This is what?
00:16:42 What're you doing?
00:16:43 Come on, let's go.
00:16:44 Come on.
00:16:56 Oh, come on.
00:17:00 [Truck horn blaring]
00:17:08 Come on,
00:17:10 Come here.
00:17:23 Just so you know,
00:17:25 in, like, seven hours.
00:17:27 Relax.
00:17:33 Miranda...
00:17:35 meet the Excalibur 1000.
00:17:38 [Machine powers up]
00:17:40 Is that a metal detector?
00:17:42 [High-frequency whine,
00:17:50 [Beeping faster]
00:17:51 Now you hear that?
00:17:53 That's maybe tin foil or nickel.
00:17:56 Nickels and tin foil
00:17:59 We call that the fool's gold
00:18:04 Prospecting?
00:18:05 Yeah.
00:18:07 [Beeping faster]
00:18:08 [Tone changes]
00:18:10 High tone,
00:18:12 Silver is a great conductor.
00:18:22 Must be one
00:18:25 The new ones,
00:18:29 We are well on our way
00:18:32 [Chuckling]
00:18:36 You know, Charlie,
00:18:37 you can plug headphones
00:18:38 so why don't you do that
00:18:41 No, then you wouldn't
00:18:43 when it makes a noise.
00:18:44 - [Sighs]
00:18:48 Huh!
00:18:52 [Dog barking]
00:18:55 [Whispering]
00:18:57 - We have a shovel?
00:18:59 I'm am out of here.
00:19:02 We're not doing
00:19:03 This is public land.
00:19:04 There's gotta be
00:19:06 You are so lame,
00:19:07 I can't believe I raised
00:19:10 Oh, you raised me?
00:19:11 Of course,
00:19:15 is for the best conductor of them all.
00:19:32 [Spits]
00:19:33 [Laughing]
00:19:42 [Crying]
00:19:44 Eureka.
00:19:48 Can we go now?
00:19:50 Don't you want to
00:19:55 Okay.
00:19:57 What is it?
00:20:00 This is a doubloon.
00:20:03 A what?
00:20:05 A doubloon
00:20:14 The diary of Father
00:20:18 1651.
00:20:21 So, I picked up this book
00:20:26 and it got me thinking.
00:20:27 I thought the whole idea
00:20:29 was for you
00:20:31 And I got some other books.
00:20:33 More books, eh?
00:20:36 Along with a gold crucifix
00:20:42 Father Torres' expedition
00:20:47 Now, these doubloons were dated.
00:20:54 This one...
00:20:58 Something...
00:21:01 Let me see.
00:21:06 That's 24 carats.
00:21:14 Records that I obtained from
00:21:18 Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:19 How the hell
00:21:21 from the Spanish Treasury
00:21:23 The internet.
00:21:24 - Perfect.
00:21:26 Here.
00:21:33 [Paper shuffling]
00:21:36 See for yourself.
00:21:38 Father Torres' doubloons
00:21:42 Now, coins minted in 1624
00:21:45 for what we call now,
00:21:48 which Torres lost sooner.
00:21:50 Nobody else was around back then,
00:21:53 Now based upon
00:21:55 and the reports of
00:21:57 - Cave system?
00:21:59 So all we gotta do
00:22:01 and it's going to lead us
00:22:05 It's just...
00:22:09 You're serious.
00:22:12 Yeah.
00:22:13 Look, a lot of people
00:22:16 How come nobody ever found
00:22:18 They've tried!
00:22:20 It's been well documented,
00:22:22 I've read all of them.
00:22:23 - I marked chapters for you.
00:22:26 The thing is that nobody realized how special
00:22:28 this Father Torres was.
00:22:30 Nobody ever went and looked
00:22:35 Charlie, these people
00:22:44 [Sighs]
00:22:45 I'm going to go to bed.
00:22:46 - Miranda...
00:22:49 Okay?
00:22:58 [Foot steps]
00:23:01 [Knocking]
00:23:04 [Sighs]
00:23:05 I'm not decent.
00:23:06 Come on, Miranda.
00:23:14 Sometimes I wake up and...
00:23:17 That's why you take
00:23:20 No, it's not that.
00:23:21 What I'm saying is that...
00:23:26 - Oh.
00:23:28 No, l... I'm listening.
00:23:30 - And?
00:23:32 But maybe I haven't
00:23:34 And if I do this,
00:23:38 Exist?
00:23:40 Yeah.
00:23:43 You're shaking.
00:23:46 Read the book.
00:23:48 This is so stupid.
00:23:50 Please?
00:23:55 All right, I'll read it
00:24:01 - [Knocking]
00:24:06 This is for you.
00:24:21 [Miranda narrating]
00:24:24 We want to believe in them.
00:24:27 And when we don't
00:24:29 we still just want
00:24:37 [Bell tolling]
00:24:42 [Man speaking
00:24:49 Hey, Padre!
00:24:51 [Charlie]
00:24:52 Torres was a mathematics scholar in Seville.
00:24:54 [Man screaming]
00:24:56 In fact, it looks like he might've
00:24:58 because certain of his ideas
00:25:01 [Screaming continues]
00:25:06 But that's not
00:25:08 The thing that matters here
00:25:11 to communicating
00:25:15 So then, it dawned
00:25:17 while the other patients
00:25:19 They like that in there?
00:25:20 - They love it.
00:25:22 Anyway, I noticed that some
00:25:25 I read the book again,
00:25:27 So I began to wonder, why would
00:25:31 presumably with a limited
00:25:34 repeat themselves like that?
00:25:35 Senility?
00:25:37 He was writing in code.
00:25:40 Took me a long time,
00:25:46 I gotta go.
00:25:55 [Charlie muttering]
00:26:17 [Charlie]
00:26:20 and found the area he was
00:26:23 to the north of where
00:26:24 It's simple, really.
00:26:46 [Miranda narrating]
00:26:49 when Father Torres'
00:26:51 and half of his party
00:26:53 He thought that Torres
00:26:56 and that we were following
00:27:01 "Journal of Father
00:27:04 "18th of October,
00:27:10 "As we reached the summit and look
00:27:14 "there unfolded before us
00:27:17 "as one ever looked upon.
00:27:19 "We saw a large green meadow
00:27:24 "its north side bounded
00:27:26 "which oak trees
00:27:29 "It was like a grand old park,
00:27:32 "such as we read of
00:27:35 "We passed that night
00:27:37 "whose branches
00:27:39 "as beautifully
00:27:40 "in our finest cathedrals.
00:27:43 "Upon our safe arrival, we offered
00:27:47 "that seemed almost to have
00:27:51 "I bade the smith
00:27:53 "to carve the three crosses
00:27:57 [Beeping]
00:28:01 [Automated female voice]
00:28:05 This is it.
00:28:07 - It might be.
00:28:09 Look how old these trees are.
00:28:14 All right.
00:28:15 So obviously, it's going
00:28:18 I mean, you know,
00:28:21 Uh!
00:28:23 [Golfer]
00:28:26 C-Come here, come here.
00:28:27 - See this?
00:28:29 This is it.
00:28:31 Look at that.
00:28:33 Look! Look!
00:28:34 [Laughing]
00:28:36 I don't know.
00:28:37 It is!
00:28:39 The rock must've moved.
00:28:42 Well, it could be
00:28:49 Wait a minute.
00:28:51 Wait a minute.
00:28:52 I think I see it, right there!
00:28:54 I see it. Look!
00:28:56 That's why I didn't
00:28:58 [Car door closes]
00:28:59 Can I help you?
00:29:02 I think it's time to go.
00:29:03 Why do they always say,
00:29:05 When it's the last thing
00:29:07 Sir?
00:29:08 And they say "sir"
00:29:09 like they want
00:29:10 - It's monstrous.
00:29:12 - Sir!
00:29:13 Are you a member
00:29:16 [Guffawing]
00:29:18 Are you shitting me?
00:29:19 Then I'll have to
00:29:21 - Are you happy?
00:29:23 - Charlie.
00:29:25 Sir.
00:29:27 - Is this man your father?
00:29:29 Just wanted to see
00:29:32 I couldn't tell
00:29:36 A first, I thought
00:29:38 Now they're looking
00:29:42 Must be the foliage.
00:29:44 They are so beautiful.
00:29:50 They're hazel.
00:29:54 Hazel.
00:29:59 Well, I'm so sorry that I
00:30:04 [Scribbling]
00:30:05 But... I'll be on my way.
00:30:14 I can't believe you just gave
00:30:16 I hope she calls me.
00:30:18 Once you get
00:30:20 she'd be something else.
00:30:21 - [Laughs]
00:30:26 [Miranda]
00:30:28 What are you going to do
00:30:30 Wouldn't we have to give it
00:30:32 [Charlie, over phone]
00:30:34 I know a lot of people who want
00:30:37 but you're missing the point.
00:30:39 [Miranda]
00:30:40 [Charlie]
00:30:42 [Miranda]
00:30:45 [Charlie]
00:30:51 [No audible dialogue]
00:31:26 [Miranda narrating]
00:31:27 sure that they're going
00:31:30 I've always thought
00:31:32 Ten more minutes, Randy.
00:31:34 [Sotto voce]
00:31:36 At least Charlie had a plan.
00:31:40 I mean, who doesn't
00:31:44 ## [Hip hop]
00:32:00 Still, maybe I shouldn't
00:32:35 "From the journal
00:32:38 "November 21st, 1624.
00:32:41 "The natives appear to be
00:32:44 "stupid race of people,
00:32:46 "and in most respects
00:32:49 "in other newly-discovered countries.
00:32:52 "There was no sign
00:32:55 "until one of the soldiers
00:32:57 "was inspired to the act
00:32:59 "the object being
00:33:02 "An action
00:33:04 "as the females are uniformly
00:33:08 "Considerable uproar ensued
00:33:10 to retreat inland,
00:33:17 After they carved
00:33:19 Father Torres' expedition
00:33:21 the Santa Clarita River.
00:33:23 The thing was there wasn't
00:33:27 It had been dammed
00:33:30 But Charlie thought
00:33:32 would lead us to where
00:33:35 He said I can look it up
00:33:42 What do I say?
00:33:47 You don't have to say anything.
00:33:49 We've got every right
00:33:52 Thanks for the tip!
00:34:00 You got a 302 in there?
00:34:01 What?
00:34:03 Does that have a 302 in it?
00:34:05 What?
00:34:06 The backhoe.
00:34:07 Oh, that.
00:34:10 It's a power plant,
00:34:13 It sure is.
00:34:17 [Backhoe shuts off]
00:34:19 [Charlie]
00:34:21 Ah! Jesus Christ!
00:34:23 Pottery shards!
00:34:25 Will you excuse me?
00:34:28 Right on.
00:34:34 Broken water jugs,
00:34:35 exactly the same kind
00:34:37 And look, it's even got
00:34:40 Okay, well, shouldn't
00:34:42 like an archeologist
00:34:43 What, have them
00:34:45 No, they can do that...
00:34:47 - Radio carbon dating, yeah.
00:34:48 [Spits]
00:34:49 That's been discredited
00:34:51 "In questions of science
00:34:55 is not worth the humble reasoning
00:34:58 Galileo!
00:35:01 Miranda, just feel this.
00:35:04 Put that in your hands.
00:35:07 Feel how old that is.
00:35:14 [Miranda narrating]
00:35:15 the original riverbed,
00:35:18 where Father Torres
00:35:19 had been forced
00:35:23 But there was one obstacle.
00:35:34 49.2 degrees north.
00:35:37 This is the way.
00:35:39 Hi. Uh, do you have
00:35:41 Oh, we're just browsing.
00:35:50 What I need you to do...
00:35:52 I want you to take
00:35:58 Please?
00:36:20 Don't touch that!
00:36:22 Don't...
00:36:24 I'm so close.
00:36:26 - Excuse me, sir.
00:36:28 Pardon me, but I didn't know
00:36:30 These? You guys
00:36:33 Yeah, we sure do.
00:36:35 - It's working out fine. It's fine.
00:36:38 All right, well...
00:36:50 Okay.
00:36:52 All right.
00:36:53 I'll just get this...
00:36:56 - Okay.
00:36:58 Can you hold this, please?
00:37:02 [Muttering]
00:37:04 This over here.
00:37:05 24 degrees.
00:37:08 And that's it.
00:37:17 X marks the spot.
00:37:21 This is so wild.
00:37:23 Doubloons from
00:37:25 lost more than
00:37:27 and they're buried
00:37:30 Well, I guess you know
00:37:33 It's only 6 feet down.
00:37:36 Only 6 feet?
00:37:38 M-Maybe 7.
00:37:39 It'll take two
00:37:42 maybe fours hours
00:37:43 Are you nuts?
00:37:46 I'm sorry, but can we be realistic here?
00:37:49 I'm being realistic.
00:37:50 - I'll lay it out.
00:37:53 No way.
00:37:54 - You did your best.
00:37:56 I'm not going to be beaten
00:37:59 No, sir!
00:38:01 Hey, take it easy.
00:38:03 [Growls, sighs]
00:38:56 [Miranda narrating]
00:38:59 a job held by adult women
00:39:03 Which you don't
00:39:05 so they get paid pretty well.
00:39:07 [Man]
00:39:09 [Miranda narrating]
00:39:11 She had to be.
00:39:13 Her hands were the only income
00:39:16 - [Yelling]
00:39:22 [Miranda narrating]
00:39:27 Things were a lot more
00:39:32 Like an adventure.
00:39:36 But the supply of toys dwindled.
00:39:41 We managed, though.
00:39:55 I don't know why anybody would
00:40:01 It's not as if it's so hard
00:40:06 the old-fashioned way.
00:40:10 [Men speaking foreign language]
00:40:24 [Door slams]
00:40:26 [Woman laughing]
00:40:40 Ooh!
00:40:51 [Record stops]
00:40:57 Morning.
00:40:59 You...
00:41:02 Uh, Miranda?
00:41:19 What happened to my car?
00:41:20 Miranda...
00:41:21 Did you wreck it?
00:41:24 I couldn't pay the rental
00:41:26 No way.
00:41:27 So, your car
00:41:30 But we're almost there,
00:41:32 We are so close.
00:41:34 Jesus Christ.
00:41:38 I'm sorry, l...
00:41:41 I'm really sorry.
00:41:44 You never do.
00:41:45 Well, I'll get it back.
00:41:47 - How are you going to do that?
00:41:49 But I will.
00:41:50 Well, I guess I'd better
00:41:52 since I'm going
00:41:54 Can't you get a friend
00:41:56 I don't have any friends.
00:41:59 What about that skinny one
00:42:02 Carrots-and-Mountain Dew-Julia?
00:42:04 Right, Julia,
00:42:05 She had an eating disorder.
00:42:06 She went to the hospital
00:42:09 Oh.
00:42:11 Well, in that case, maybe I can
00:42:13 I'm sure he hasn't
00:42:15 It wasn't that the car
00:42:17 - I'm sure the car...
00:42:19 I loved that car.
00:42:21 I know you did.
00:42:22 No, you didn't
00:42:24 Why? Because you never listen.
00:42:26 All right, I'm an asshole.
00:42:29 Not to the extent that
00:42:32 You make fun of everything
00:42:35 No, I'm proud of you working.
00:42:37 Don't... Yeah, right.
00:42:38 You know, I'm the one
00:42:40 No, it's wild.
00:42:43 You don't take anything seriously, do you?
00:42:46 You think the world
00:42:49 - Look at the world.
00:42:51 But unlike you,
00:42:54 I just...
00:42:57 You're a really smart guy.
00:42:58 How can you keep
00:43:02 What do you mean?
00:43:04 The treasure is just like
00:43:08 Just like the tour boat
00:43:10 just like the Mexican
00:43:13 just like your marriage.
00:43:15 How come you can't
00:43:17 Everybody else can.
00:43:21 There's something
00:00:07 ## [Mariachi]
00:00:10 I can't believe
00:00:13 [Woman over P.A.]
00:00:14 [Electronic feedback]
00:00:16 And now, I give you
00:00:21 Let's give them a hand.
00:00:36 [Children giggling]
00:00:53 [Child laughing]
00:01:26 [Chattering,
00:01:43 [Woman]
00:01:48 # Is just floating all away #
00:01:52 # My dreams #
00:01:55 # Take to the road #
00:01:58 # As I try to stay afloat #
00:02:03 # In this flood #
00:02:05 # And this flood of dreams #
00:02:11 Welcome to McDonald's.
00:02:13 # When you were mine #
00:02:15 # The sky was so high #
00:02:18 # The forests were green #
00:02:22 # And the stars were bright #
00:02:27 # Now I've got the road #
00:02:30 # Leading me off
00:02:36 Have a good day, sweetie
00:02:37 - Okay.
00:02:40 # Oh, my home #
00:02:45 # Is floating all away #
00:02:49 # My dreams #
00:03:20 ## ["Hail to the Chief"]
00:03:55 [Miranda narrating]
00:03:59 Charlie swore
00:04:04 He swore he'd pawn
00:04:06 before he'd pawn that bass.
00:04:10 [Snoring]
00:04:43 - [Whispering] Charlie.
00:04:46 - Charlie.
00:05:04 Have you eaten anything?
00:05:06 Uh...
00:05:09 No.
00:05:10 - I'll go make something.
00:05:15 Why don't you sit down?
00:05:21 Used to look out here,
00:05:24 maybe two lights.
00:05:27 Your mom, she used to complain
00:05:32 in the middle of nowhere.
00:05:38 It's still the middle of nowhere.
00:05:39 There's just a lot more people in it now.
00:05:50 You didn't have to sell
00:05:54 You just have to know
00:05:58 Dad, don't.
00:06:03 I told you,
00:06:10 That's not what
00:06:24 Um, excuse me.
00:06:26 - Hi.
00:06:28 Would you like to try
00:06:33 [Charlie]
00:06:36 [Miranda]
00:06:37 claim to be alarmed
00:06:40 [Charlie]
00:06:43 [Miranda]
00:06:44 [Charlie]
00:06:45 We'll make a good scofflaw
00:07:04 [Miranda]
00:07:09 Everyone says I could be looking at a raise
00:07:10 within six months,
00:07:12 [Charlie]
00:07:14 Tell me about
00:07:16 [Miranda]
00:07:18 They only work in the daytime.
00:07:19 Come on, come on!
00:07:21 [Miranda]
00:07:23 And the other one
00:07:26 Security guards
00:07:28 but the manager,
00:07:31 who has the great
00:07:33 It opens every single door.
00:07:36 He calls it the "God" key.
00:07:37 [Man]
00:07:39 [Miranda]
00:07:41 Kelly and I sometimes head
00:07:45 We have a little barbecue,
00:07:47 Nah, you play volleyball.
00:07:49 I just listen to Jimmy Buffet
00:07:52 I'm a total parrothead.
00:07:55 Do you like the beach,
00:07:58 I can't even remember
00:08:00 I bet you'd look great
00:08:02 [Charlie]
00:08:04 [Miranda]
00:08:06 Did you...
00:08:08 Did you get sort of
00:08:11 from these people?
00:08:14 - Kind of.
00:08:16 That's because they're swingers.
00:08:18 What?
00:08:21 Do I gotta draw you
00:08:23 What are you
00:08:25 - You don't know, do you?
00:08:27 So nice that you don't
00:08:31 Swingers, um...
00:08:34 Well, they're, you know,
00:08:37 to spice up their life
00:08:42 Oh!
00:08:43 Oh, my God.
00:08:45 They were talking
00:08:48 Oh, God,
00:08:51 What am I going to do?
00:08:53 Why? Wh-What's the matter?
00:08:54 - They invited me to a barbecue.
00:08:57 You were the one that told me
00:09:00 so that I can get to know
00:09:02 But I didn't mean that
00:09:04 I didn't know that
00:09:05 It's cool, all right?
00:09:08 Y-You just...
00:09:10 I told them that I would,
00:09:11 I thought I could maybe
00:09:13 The God key.
00:09:15 - Yeah.
00:09:17 No, no. We...
00:09:19 I think I can take care of myself, Charlie;
00:09:22 You know, sometimes
00:09:26 Okay, I can take care
00:09:28 Thank you. I mean, you're what,
00:09:31 I'll be 17 in 3 weeks.
00:09:35 You're gonna be 17?
00:09:39 You are so young.
00:09:41 But, you know,
00:09:42 Sometimes you're very, um...
00:09:43 - Precocious?
00:09:45 Now, I forbid you
00:09:48 You hear me?
00:09:49 Okay, I won't.
00:09:50 Are you going
00:09:52 Okay. God.
00:10:04 [No audible dialogue]
00:10:13 # See the curtains
00:10:16 # In the evening
00:10:21 # A little light shining
00:10:24 # Lets me know
00:10:30 # Summer breeze
00:10:35 # Blowing through
00:10:40 [Doug]
00:10:43 Half price on all seafood.
00:10:46 Have some before
00:10:50 It's a virgin,
00:10:52 Berry flavored.
00:10:56 Miranda, did you bring
00:10:57 No. Why?
00:11:00 You don't have
00:11:02 Hot tub.
00:11:04 [Chuckling]
00:11:05 - Huh. Um...
00:11:09 We need some more chairs!
00:11:10 Okay, Leonid.
00:11:13 Excuse me, ladies.
00:11:15 Hey, so do you want to go
00:11:18 I've got a major selection.
00:11:19 Huh?
00:11:21 I mean, we look
00:11:23 Uh, I think I'm...
00:11:25 I'm sorry, I think I'm going
00:11:28 Are you sure?
00:11:30 Lt'd be really nice.
00:11:31 That water's, like,
00:11:34 It's pineapple...
00:11:38 # Summer breeze
00:11:43 # Blowing through
00:11:53 Actually, I changed my mind.
00:11:55 It does, doesn't it?
00:12:02 So, I'm guessing
00:12:06 What?
00:12:08 [Gasps]
00:12:11 [Humming]
00:12:14 - A thong?
00:12:17 - Look at this.
00:12:19 All right.
00:12:21 - I got it!
00:12:29 - Parrots?
00:12:31 Check it out.
00:12:33 No? Okay.
00:12:38 [Expels breath]
00:12:40 Okay, I hope you dig this.
00:12:44 - Dude!
00:12:46 Check it out.
00:12:49 Oh, hey, it's all right.
00:12:53 Are you sure
00:12:55 [Sniffs]
00:12:57 Oh, boy.
00:13:04 You know, um,
00:13:07 - [puking]
00:13:08 - Oh, okay.
00:13:11 [Men speaking foreign language]
00:13:15 ## [Jazz]
00:13:22 [Pepper laughing]
00:13:26 [Coughing]
00:13:32 - Hi.
00:13:34 - What's happening?
00:13:38 So, um... look
00:13:44 One with your own name on it.
00:13:47 Good. Great.
00:13:49 No.
00:13:51 Come on, your credit rating is great.
00:13:52 No, Charlie. No.
00:13:55 You all right?
00:13:57 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:59 So, Pepper here,
00:14:01 for an alarm service
00:14:05 Was that before or after
00:14:07 Before.
00:14:09 And Pepper, he knows
00:14:18 Wait, Charlie,
00:14:19 What did he tell you?
00:14:21 [Chuckling]
00:14:41 [Loud clatter]
00:14:44 [Men shouting]
00:14:54 - [Gasps]
00:14:59 [Banging]
00:15:05 Charlie?
00:15:08 [Police radio chatter]
00:15:09 Charlie!
00:15:12 [Flustered utterances]
00:15:15 Is this what I think it is?
00:15:18 Charlie, what did you do?
00:15:22 Uh, I got behind
00:15:24 - I didn't even know there was a second.
00:15:25 There's a third
00:15:27 a second to pay
00:15:28 - How'd you get this?
00:15:31 They're taking everything.
00:15:35 Miranda, did you go
00:15:40 L... It was a barbecue.
00:15:43 [Knocking]
00:15:46 Are you sure nothing happened?
00:15:50 Something happened, didn't it?
00:15:52 The swingers, they
00:15:55 Goddamnit!
00:15:57 I'm supposed to be
00:15:59 And here I am, throwing you
00:16:01 You didn't.
00:16:03 Just tell me.
00:16:05 When you went
00:16:06 what was the reason
00:16:08 for why we needed
00:16:09 Home improvement.
00:16:11 Okay.
00:16:13 What about the second time?
00:16:16 Swimming pool.
00:16:18 Ah.
00:16:19 You know,
00:16:21 When is the timing ever good
00:16:23 for getting kicked out
00:16:27 Think about it.
00:16:29 Yeah.
00:16:31 It's the Chinese thing.
00:16:35 Catastrophe
00:16:41 [Man]
00:16:42 It's time for you to go.
00:16:46 [Miranda]
00:16:48 "November 30, 1624.
00:16:51 "When the savages
00:16:54 "that was when the company
00:16:57 "Evidently,
00:16:59 "around the entrance
00:17:00 "awaiting such time
00:17:02 "might overwhelm good sense
00:17:04 "and force us
00:17:10 "Ofttimes perforce,
00:17:13 "to use their muskets,
00:17:15 firing over
00:17:19 I'm getting
00:17:24 [Whispering]
00:17:31 [Alarm sounding]
00:17:34 - Where are you going?
00:17:36 We gotta stick
00:17:38 - Come on!
00:17:40 Oh, God! Oh, God!
00:17:43 It's over here!
00:17:47 [Clang]
00:17:57 Up here!
00:18:15 Where's my glasses?
00:18:18 On your head!
00:18:26 [System dialing]
00:18:28 It's done.
00:18:31 [Pepper]
00:18:32 [Miranda]
00:18:34 [Police sirens blaring]
00:18:38 [Alarm sounding]
00:18:40 Right here!
00:19:01 That ought to do it.
00:19:03 Where are you going?
00:19:04 Outside, remember?
00:19:16 L...
00:19:18 What are you doing?
00:19:27 You really sure
00:19:30 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:32 Pepper, he fixed
00:19:36 so it would read
00:19:38 - And if that's the case we don't...
00:19:40 [Alarm stops]
00:19:42 [Police radio chatter]
00:19:50 [Man]
00:19:51 Smell anything?
00:19:54 Yeah, I found it.
00:19:56 Propane bottles leaked.
00:19:58 [Canisters clanging]
00:20:05 Perfect.
00:20:11 [Whispering]
00:20:13 I think we should
00:20:28 Breaking and entering
00:20:31 taste... different.
00:20:34 Makes it taste,
00:20:46 In those days they would've
00:21:30 It's got to be here
00:21:38 [Sniffing]
00:21:41 - [Charlie grunting]
00:21:42 What?
00:21:48 Ammonia.
00:21:50 They must've cleaned
00:21:51 They cleaned your X off.
00:21:54 That does it, then.
00:21:57 Oh, no, I-I know
00:21:59 No, it's...
00:22:04 - Here?
00:22:06 No, it's... it's...
00:22:11 It's here.
00:22:12 Charlie.
00:22:14 Miranda, we're going
00:22:16 Are you sure?
00:22:18 [Sighs]
00:22:20 [Chuckling]
00:22:26 You got the walkie talkie?
00:22:28 Yeah.
00:22:29 Pepper, is it all clear?
00:22:32 Yeah.
00:23:20 Come in, Charlie.
00:23:21 Charlie, come in.
00:23:24 [Jackhammer rattling
00:23:33 [Hammering stops]
00:23:37 [Police radio chatter]
00:23:38 Evening, sir.
00:23:40 What seems to be
00:23:42 Motorcycle's not working?
00:23:45 We hit rebar.
00:23:47 Well, I think
00:23:54 [Muted buzzing]
00:23:55 There's the throttle
00:23:57 I know. I know.
00:24:06 [Buzzing stops]
00:24:10 Hey, let me try.
00:24:13 [Engine starts]
00:24:16 Hey!
00:24:26 [Siren chirps]
00:24:31 [Metal clangs]
00:24:41 [Siren chirps]
00:24:54 [Beep]
00:25:15 [Beep]
00:25:26 Miranda.
00:25:28 Hey.
00:25:33 [Siren chirps]
00:25:36 [Siren chirps]
00:25:38 [Siren chirps]
00:25:40 Don't step on that.
00:25:48 [Thud]
00:25:51 Hello.
00:26:02 [Hollow thump]
00:26:22 - Ugh!
00:26:24 What is that smell?
00:26:26 - Ugh.
00:26:30 No, the sewer's all the way
00:26:33 under pet care.
00:26:39 Current is stronger
00:26:43 That looks a lot
00:26:48 It's the underground river.
00:26:51 Just like the journal
00:26:57 Where are you going?
00:26:59 [Officer, P.A.]
00:27:01 Come on, sir,
00:27:16 [Miranda]
00:27:22 - Come in, Pepper.
00:27:27 Charlie?
00:27:28 This store is great.
00:27:31 What are you doing?
00:27:33 That should
00:27:35 The journal says the passageway's
00:27:40 That's Spanish for "yards".
00:27:42 So it should be
00:27:44 People get killed all the time
00:27:47 I need you to hold
00:27:49 Stop! You're jumping
00:27:52 This is not sewage, okay?
00:27:56 I noticed before
00:27:58 it's warmer than
00:28:01 And this brown color indicates
00:28:05 There's no reasoning with you.
00:28:06 You have an answer
00:28:08 That really bothers you.
00:28:10 I was hoping that I wasn't
00:28:12 - What?
00:28:14 [Muffled]
00:28:18 There's no gold, okay?
00:28:19 There's no treasure.
00:28:21 You're about to jump
00:28:23 This whole thing
00:28:36 Sir, put your arms
00:28:40 Sir... put your arms
00:28:43 like Jesus on the cross.
00:28:45 Straight out.
00:28:56 Pepper.
00:29:00 I need some help in here.
00:29:03 - Pepper, are you there?
00:29:06 Pepper, the button's
00:29:09 Pepper, push the button
00:29:13 Ventura 105 to all units,
00:29:16 We believe we've got
00:29:18 inside the Costco.
00:29:20 Any available unit
00:29:23 [Pepper]
00:29:25 # Here are you #
00:29:26 # Here am I #
00:29:28 # No moon in view #
00:29:30 # No star on high #
00:29:33 # But it's a lovely
00:29:37 # Let's pretend
00:29:39 Pepper, where are you?
00:29:41 # Nights like this
00:29:44 # Regardless of the moon above #
00:29:48 # The time and place
00:29:53 - # Let's pretend that there's a moon #
00:29:55 [Bubbling]
00:30:05 Pepper, please come in.
00:30:07 Where are you, Pepper?
00:30:59 [Muffled cry]
00:31:06 [Grunts]
00:31:16 ## [Woman singing
00:31:37 Uh!
00:31:40 [Miranda]
00:31:46 "Final entry.
00:31:48 "We were trapped in a cavern
00:31:50 "with their
00:31:52 "A cavern sometimes used
00:31:56 "which these lost people
00:31:59 Miranda.
00:32:01 [Miranda]
00:32:02 and wish to leave this land
00:32:05 I found it! L...
00:32:10 Miranda.
00:32:14 [Police radio chatter]
00:32:20 [Foot steps squeaking]
00:32:23 Come on, my little
00:33:02 [Breathes deeply]
00:33:13 You smell awful.
00:33:20 I found it.
00:33:23 Didn't get all of it.
00:33:25 Still a lot more
00:33:28 I gotta go back.
00:33:30 Huh?
00:33:35 Do you believe me?
00:33:42 [Police sirens approaching]
00:33:46 [Police radio chatter]
00:33:58 What are you going to do?
00:33:59 You're staying right there.
00:34:01 What about you?
00:34:05 You know, when I was
00:34:07 I used read a lot
00:34:09 about these great men.
00:34:11 The thing was that their dads...
00:34:14 - They were screw-ups.
00:34:16 Then, I started to see
00:34:19 I've been trying
00:34:22 But then I realized
00:34:25 the groundwork for you.
00:34:30 You know, to do something...
00:34:32 great or whatever.
00:34:37 But your dad
00:34:41 Well, it was just a theory.
00:34:43 [Police sirens approaching]
00:34:47 What are we going to do?
00:34:51 Wait. Wait, wait.
00:34:52 This is very important.
00:34:56 Don't lose it.
00:34:59 Wait, where are you going?
00:35:00 Just tell them that
00:35:02 - What?
00:35:04 Charlie.
00:35:05 Charlie, come on.
00:35:08 I don't think...
00:35:11 that I've thanked you, ever,
00:35:21 Thank you.
00:35:24 Thank you.
00:35:33 Wait. Charlie.
00:35:36 Charlie!
00:35:37 And don't let them push you around.
00:35:42 Charlie, come on, please.
00:35:45 Charlie!
00:35:47 Charlie.
00:35:48 [Sobbing]
00:35:49 Charlie, wait, wait!
00:35:54 Dad!
00:36:22 [Rattling]
00:36:58 Hey, you!
00:37:01 [Shouting]
00:37:07 [Splash]
00:37:09 Follow me!
00:37:19 [Crying]
00:37:23 Shit!
00:37:30 [Police sirens blaring]
00:38:06 [Miranda narrating]
00:38:08 but they never did
00:38:22 One of the cops asked me
00:38:24 why Charlie jumped back
00:38:27 I told him it was where
00:38:31 It was where he wanted
00:38:34 The cop looked at me
00:38:36 and stopped asking me questions.
00:38:48 What I didn't tell them
00:38:53 I probably would've
00:40:16 [Bubbling]
00:41:07 [Miranda narrating]
00:41:11 It's not named after
00:41:15 Nope.
00:41:17 Someone made the name up.
00:41:19 A writer.
00:41:21 He just pulled it
00:41:24 in the 16th century in Spain.
00:41:28 He made up this place where
00:41:33 and beautiful, fierce women who
00:41:38 and he called it "California."
00:41:42 It's true.
00:41:44 It was a bestseller back then.
00:41:47 - Oh, yeah!
00:41:55 [Miranda narrating]
00:41:58 He said I could look it up
00:42:04 But I didn't need to.
00:42:06 [Men speaking foreign language]
00:42:18 [Speaking foreign language]
00:42:22 Excuse me?
00:42:24 Beautiful place.
00:42:29 Oh.
00:42:34 Yeah.
00:42:36 [Laughs]
00:42:37 [Speaking foreign language]
00:42:47 Welcome.
00:43:05 [Ignition falters]
00:43:08 [Engine starts]
00:43:11 # I'd like to rest
00:43:15 # On a bed
00:43:20 # I'd like to lay
00:43:24 # On a bed
00:43:28 # I'd love to feel
00:43:33 # And tell me why
00:43:37 # Yes, I'd give my life
00:43:41 # On a bed
00:44:03 # I'd like to dream
00:44:08 # On a bed
00:44:12 # Jump up from my starbed
00:44:16 # Underneath
00:44:21 # They hang like grapes
00:44:25 # And warm the lover's glass
00:44:29 # So, I'd give this world
00:44:33 # A dream with you #
00:44:34 # On our bed
00:44:39 ## [alt country]
00:44:56 # I'd love to feel
00:45:00 # And tell me why
00:45:04 # Yes, I'd give my life
00:45:09 # On a bed
00:45:31 ## [folk]
00:45:44 # Oh... #
00:45:45 # How can I stand aside #
00:45:51 # And watch all these
00:45:56 # Out of this world
00:46:02 # My heart is on fire #
00:46:05 # And I'm getting
00:46:13 # Though the dream #
00:46:17 # Is slipping
00:46:22 # They're not mine to hold #
00:46:26 # This flood of dreams #
00:46:29 # Is taking control #
00:46:38 # When you were mine #
00:46:41 # The sky was so high #
00:46:44 # The forests were green #
00:46:47 # And the stars were bright #
00:46:52 # Now I've got the road #
00:46:55 # Leading me off #
00:46:58 # Gravity dissolves #
00:47:04 # Oh, my home
00:47:13 # My dreams take to the road #
00:47:19 # As I try to stay afloat
00:47:25 # In this flood of dreams #
00:47:31 # Oh... #
00:47:34 # In this flood #
00:47:39 # Oh... #
00:47:51 ## [folk fiddle]