Knucklehead

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00:00:51 I'm sorry.
00:01:04 Todd, you realize you can't win
00:01:09 You're just jealous that I got Dorothy.
00:01:11 Is it that obvious?
00:01:14 Who do you think all those parents
00:01:18 ...the next American idol
00:01:20 You're right, Todd. If only my voice
00:01:24 ...I looked as good as you in a dress,
00:01:30 Listen. You better bring your A-game
00:01:33 ...because I am not going down in flames
00:01:36 Places. Get in front of curtain, please.
00:01:39 So are you excited?
00:01:40 I can barely contain myself.
00:01:42 Oh, come on, Henry.
00:01:45 There's a lot of great families
00:01:49 You know, it wouldn't hurt you
00:01:52 Crawling around
00:01:54 ...and barking like a dog
00:02:01 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:03 I am Sister Francesca.
00:02:05 I'd like to welcome you all,
00:02:07 ...to the St. Thomas school for boys.
00:02:09 So without further ado, we'd like to present
00:02:17 Oh, wait, wait, wait. I just remembered.
00:02:21 There's been a slight change
00:02:25 ...due to a near paralyzing,
00:02:32 ...so the role
00:02:35 ...is now being played by Walter Krunk.
00:02:40 Please, just...
00:02:42 ...bear with us.
00:02:45 On with the show.
00:02:55 Oh, dear, Toto, where are we?
00:02:59 Oh, dear me, Toto,
00:03:01 She killed the witch.
00:03:03 The wicked old witch.
00:03:05 I most certainly did not. Tell them, Toto.
00:03:12 Tell them again, Toto,
00:03:18 Look, up in the sky, it's-- It's--
00:03:22 A giant cloud?
00:03:24 It's a blimp?
00:03:25 No. It's the Good Witch of the North.
00:03:33 Over here, Good Witch of the North.
00:03:36 Under the house.
00:03:38 Hello.
00:03:43 -You okay?
00:03:51 Get out of the way.
00:03:53 Todd, watch out.
00:04:29 That's it. The eye of the tiger, baby,
00:04:32 Now hands up. Hands up, that's it.
00:04:34 Protect the face.
00:04:36 I don't know how you did it,
00:04:38 I camped outside the state pen for weeks
00:04:41 -Yeah? What was he in for?
00:04:47 Lots of parking tickets, all right?
00:04:50 Look, the pro-am championship's around
00:04:54 Once I score that 100 grand...
00:04:56 ...I will finally be able to stop hustling
00:04:59 Oh, yeah?
00:05:02 Sorry, Pop.
00:05:07 All right, hands up.
00:05:08 Well, that's a mighty impressive
00:05:13 Don't worry about Earl, all right?
00:05:15 He's just feeling a little insecure
00:05:19 Well, actually, Eddie,
00:05:23 Now, look, you're already into me
00:05:26 Do you really think double or nothing
00:05:29 My guy's a lock, Earl.
00:05:30 Yeah. In fact, I think you' re afraid
00:05:36 ...is gonna destroy your guy today and
00:05:39 You know, you're absolutely right.
00:05:43 I'm shaking
00:05:47 Redrum.
00:05:54 All right, don't look at him.
00:05:56 Okay, so he's got a little height
00:06:00 That's okay. That's okay.
00:06:03 Stay outside on him, all right?
00:06:04 Watch him. If he gets you in a clinch,
00:06:08 All right, Pop.
00:06:14 I don't understand
00:06:16 I mean, especially with all that he does
00:06:19 I mean, his chores alone
00:06:22 And he stepped up and played
00:06:26 Yes, and that went so well, didn't it?
00:06:29 It's not so much that he ruined
00:06:34 It's just that....
00:06:37 Well, Walter is--
00:06:38 He's a good role model for the boys,
00:06:40 A good role model?
00:06:42 Mary, he is a 35-year-old man...
00:06:44 ...who has never experienced life
00:06:48 Sometimes I think allowing him to stay
00:06:52 I should have forced him out
00:06:55 ...and made him make it on his own.
00:07:02 I don't have the money exactly right now,
00:07:06 The championship's in New Prleans--
00:07:08 -You got till I get back from New Prleans.
00:07:11 If you don't have it, I'm gonna give you
00:07:16 Redrum.
00:07:23 Redrum?
00:07:28 -You want me to hit him?
00:07:33 But when you think about it, Earl, if the
00:07:37 -...hitting him would hinder your chances.
00:07:40 -This is a very valid point.
00:07:43 This isn't open to discussion.
00:07:48 Thank you.
00:07:52 Clock is ticking, Eddie boy.
00:07:58 Eddie...
00:08:00 ...you're my son
00:08:05 I believe we passed that point, Pop.
00:08:07 Yeah, so I'm gonna give you some advice
00:08:11 But in light of the current situation,
00:08:16 I'm all ears.
00:08:18 Pray.
00:08:24 I just don't wanna get stuck here.
00:08:26 What do you mean? It's not so bad.
00:08:28 I mean, look at me. I never got adopted.
00:08:33 No offense, Walter, but that's kind of
00:08:38 You got a lot better off than I did
00:08:43 You try being 6'7", 290 pounds at 13.
00:08:50 It's not exactly cuddling material,
00:08:53 Yeah, I guess.
00:08:57 I just want a chance
00:09:02 You are part of a family, think about it.
00:09:12 Oh, my God, Walter.
00:09:14 Okay, do me a favor, would you?
00:09:16 Keep an eye on this.
00:09:19 -Light a match.
00:09:24 Oh, Walter.
00:09:36 -What--?
00:09:38 Oh, wait, you--
00:09:40 -I just--
00:09:44 -Do you smell something?
00:09:46 No, something else.
00:09:49 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:09:53 -Henry!
00:09:55 Henry!
00:09:58 Oh, no.
00:10:00 -Fire!
00:10:01 Oh, Henry, quick.
00:10:03 Okay. Did anything happen?
00:10:06 That's grease!
00:10:08 Oh, my God. Quick.
00:10:22 See, we just didn't have enough money
00:10:27 ...so, you know, our property insurance
00:10:31 ...and, you know, it's just--
00:10:34 -lt was a gamble.
00:10:36 Okay, just let us know
00:10:39 Yesterday, because
00:10:42 -What?
00:10:46 ...which make it illegal to operate a
00:10:51 We don't need a kitchen. I mean,
00:10:56 -The kids would love that, right?
00:10:58 -Yeah.
00:11:00 There's really nothing I can do.
00:11:01 If you have a problem with this,
00:11:05 You know who my boss is, don't you?
00:11:07 I don't think you wanna mess with him.
00:11:10 Excuse me, Mum.
00:11:14 I understand you have a job to do...
00:11:16 ...but this has been the first
00:11:22 Please, sir,
00:11:35 Okay.
00:11:37 I'm gonna give you 10 days
00:11:40 If you haven't started by then, they're
00:11:45 -Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
00:11:48 And, kid, that is the worst accent
00:11:53 -Gotcha.
00:12:11 Big place. Nice.
00:12:18 This is-- No.
00:12:25 I can do this.
00:12:50 What's up, big guy?
00:12:54 So, you know, long-time listener,
00:13:01 Okay, so, you know, huge fan.
00:13:05 Love your work.
00:13:06 You know, all the planets and trees,
00:13:13 Great stuff.
00:13:15 Doughnut holes.
00:13:22 You probably also know...
00:13:24 ...that it's been a long time
00:13:28 A really long time.
00:13:33 And....
00:13:35 Look, I know I've done some
00:13:38 ...and I don't deserve it...
00:13:45 ...but I was just wondering
00:13:49 We are royally screwed.
00:13:52 And by royally, I mean full-on
00:13:56 ...bad skin and crooked teeth screwed.
00:13:59 I'll do anything I can
00:14:01 How? How, Walter?
00:14:03 What? With a bake sale? A car wash?
00:14:05 You think you can raise 25 grand
00:14:12 I'm a knucklehead.
00:14:14 Like a little lightning or something.
00:14:16 A big boom.
00:14:19 Now you know how those boys
00:14:21 ...when they are dragged out of here
00:14:27 I'll think of something.
00:14:28 Well, I tried.
00:14:31 -You damn well better.
00:14:52 Now that's a solid.
00:14:56 Hello there. I'm Eddie Sullivan.
00:14:58 If you're looking to be a three-time
00:15:04 ...or you're just looking to get yourself
00:15:09 --then I'm your guy.
00:15:12 If you're looking for someone
00:15:15 ... then look no further.
00:15:19 Come on, my friend. Come on. All you
00:15:23 Do you want it?
00:15:24 Yes! Attababy, fat boy.
00:15:27 If you're serious about becoming
00:15:31 ...then Eddie Sullivan's
00:15:36 The best. Think about it.
00:15:42 So? All right, what do you think?
00:15:46 I think you're an idiot, Mr. Sullivan.
00:15:48 Okay, you know, that's a little harsh,
00:15:51 All right. Why don't we start over?
00:15:54 See, the thing is, Eddie, that Walter here,
00:15:59 More of a gentle giant, really.
00:16:01 Not a problemo.
00:16:04 ...and by the time we hit New Orleans,
00:16:09 That's not me. No.
00:16:12 See...
00:16:13 ...I think you're just gonna have to find
00:16:21 And what exactly is in this for you,
00:16:24 What's in it for me?
00:16:25 What's--? What's in it for me?
00:16:29 The satisfaction of helping others
00:16:35 And half the purse.
00:16:39 Would you mind if we have
00:16:42 Oh, Sister Francesca, of course I can.
00:16:45 Yeah, take all the time you need.
00:16:47 Take a minute, take two.
00:16:50 -Watch the furniture.
00:16:52 -Out that door.
00:16:53 I'm just gonna grab my computer.
00:16:57 -That'll do.
00:17:01 You are not seriously considering this,
00:17:03 I don't like this guy any more than you do,
00:17:07 -We are out of options.
00:17:09 -Let me ask you something.
00:17:11 What would Jesus do?
00:17:14 Decline graciously.
00:17:15 He sacrificed his life for us.
00:17:21 -No, not really.
00:17:25 Look out there. Just look at those boys.
00:17:29 You should know what it's like
00:17:32 ...being bounced around from
00:17:34 Are you prepared to watch those boys
00:17:38 -No.
00:17:41 How do we know this schmuck
00:17:44 We don't. That's why you're going too.
00:17:46 -What?
00:17:48 You're the one with the most
00:17:51 I can only hope that it's the Lord's hand
00:17:54 Don't make me look like an idiot.
00:18:00 Congratulations, Mr. Sullivan.
00:18:02 -We have a deal.
00:18:04 But mark my words.
00:18:05 Hell hath no fury like a nun scorned.
00:18:09 Okay, got it.
00:18:11 -Think about it.
00:18:22 Watch out for road rage.
00:18:39 -Bye. Mary?
00:18:41 -Call me, okay?
00:18:43 -It's gonna be fine. We got it.
00:18:46 All right, let's go.
00:18:49 -Bye!
00:18:55 All right, you got the rear naked choke.
00:18:57 Put his neck right in your elbow.
00:18:59 Lock at the other elbow,
00:19:01 You squeeze this just right
00:19:04 All right, you wanna connect with blows
00:19:08 -That really hurts.
00:19:11 -I don't know about this.
00:19:13 I've trained dozens of fighters. His size
00:19:17 All right, now, make a face, big boy.
00:19:20 Hi.
00:19:21 Okay, all right.
00:19:23 We'll work on it.
00:19:25 You wanna tell us where we're going?
00:19:27 Please, you can call me Eddie.
00:19:29 I've mapped out every amateur, pro-am,
00:19:33 ...from here to New Orleans.
00:19:35 We'll tape each fight,
00:19:38 Crowd support is
00:19:40 Now, Walter's first match is today
00:19:43 Today?
00:19:46 Yeah, today. Provided he doesn't
00:19:50 That's a mean face.
00:19:52 That's good.
00:19:54 Okay, fellas, come on, get out.
00:19:59 My old pal Vic. You look great.
00:20:05 No, I don't.
00:20:08 -What do you want?
00:20:10 I was hoping to give him a little bit more
00:20:15 Oh, yeah? Well...
00:20:16 ...I'd love to help you there, Earl,
00:20:20 -Oh, yeah? Where is he, in the back?
00:20:23 Well, he's on his way to New Orleans.
00:20:27 What the hell for?
00:20:29 Yeah, I know, but he's got a new guy.
00:20:32 And he's a lot bigger
00:20:36 ...than this particular dirtbag
00:20:40 Really? Well, I'd love to meet him.
00:20:43 Yeah, well, you're not his type.
00:20:46 Well, let me guess, now.
00:20:48 I would bet that they'll be working
00:20:52 ...on their way to New Orleans.
00:20:54 But since I hate guessing,
00:21:05 Not a chance in hell, Earl.
00:21:13 Temple Beth lsrael?
00:21:17 -Here.
00:21:19 On your head.
00:21:21 Well, I got you for 7-to-5
00:21:24 No, 7-to-5, not 6.
00:21:27 Ready when you are, Padre.
00:21:28 Yeah. No, it's Rabbi, you putz,
00:21:32 I got a packed house,
00:21:35 Look up.
00:21:37 Oy gevalt.
00:21:39 Yeah, listen, you change down there.
00:21:43 ...and lay off a couple of bets.
00:21:46 -All right, come on.
00:21:50 -Good luck, Walter.
00:21:53 Let's go, Walter. Come on.
00:22:07 This is barbaric.
00:22:08 And there's no women in there.
00:22:10 -Of course not.
00:22:12 Walter--
00:22:15 Oh, my God.
00:22:18 -Walt, what the hell is this?
00:22:21 There's something you don't see
00:22:23 Yeah, shorts. Like swimming trunks,
00:22:26 -This is all I got.
00:22:29 Walter, Walter, you know what,
00:22:33 Yes, I do.
00:22:36 We gonna argue about underpants
00:22:38 Let's go. Let me see something.
00:22:41 -What are you looking at?
00:22:44 Higher. A little higher.
00:22:46 Higher, higher, higher.
00:22:48 All right, good, go back to the corner.
00:22:51 All right, two feet up. Two feet up.
00:22:53 Okay, we have in this corner...
00:22:56 ...the Monster of Matzah, the Kosher Killer,
00:23:02 ...I give you Sugar Ray Rosenberg!
00:23:13 Hold on. Hold on.
00:23:15 And now we have the challenger
00:23:18 Measuring a monolithic 7 feet tall...
00:23:22 ...and tipping the scales...
00:23:25 ...at no less
00:23:30 I give you the Pantaloonatic.
00:23:33 Yes. That's right.
00:23:35 Shut up. Oh, shut up. Shut up.
00:23:39 -Nice head ring. You look great.
00:23:41 All right, listen, guys.
00:23:43 There are no rules
00:23:47 Nothing below the kishkis,
00:23:50 And behind the neck, that's not
00:23:54 Shake hands and when the bell rings,
00:24:03 Relax.
00:24:06 Eddie, are you sure about this?
00:24:10 That guy hates Christmas.
00:24:12 -How can anybody hate Christmas?
00:24:16 -Walter, move around.
00:24:21 -Lift your head.
00:24:22 Move your arms, wave. Something.
00:24:26 -This is something.
00:24:29 Pick your head up.
00:24:31 Come on, fight. Do something.
00:24:33 Move around. Move it.
00:24:35 -lt hurts, Eddie.
00:24:42 Look, he's getting tired.
00:24:52 Do something, pal.
00:24:53 Hit somebody. Hit anybody.
00:25:00 Hey, stay there, Walter.
00:25:02 I thought he said no hitting
00:25:05 Stand up.
00:25:07 -Yeah, baby.
00:25:10 Walter won.
00:25:11 -Yes.
00:25:14 We have a winner.
00:25:19 Use your arms. Fight!
00:25:25 Look, all things considered,
00:25:29 -Really?
00:25:30 Sorry.
00:25:32 I mean, look, you know,
00:25:36 Well, a lot. A lot of polishing.
00:25:38 But, you know, at the end of the day,
00:25:42 It's hot in here. Come on.
00:25:47 Not to mention that that's gotta be
00:25:50 ...a fight ended that way,
00:25:53 That's gotta be worth at least a million hits
00:26:12 We have to make sure
00:26:16 Yeah?
00:26:19 I have absolutely no idea at all.
00:26:22 I'm making all of this crap up
00:26:25 Kind of like improvisation?
00:26:30 Well, first thing we do is have a little chat
00:26:40 -How's your head, man?
00:26:45 It's better than
00:26:47 Oh, like my back.
00:26:49 Like the back of my legs.
00:26:53 It's riding that doggone bus.
00:26:58 Time for bed.
00:27:02 Oh, that is wrong. It's wrong.
00:27:04 Are you--?
00:27:11 I'm okay. I'm okay.
00:27:13 Oh, it works.
00:27:19 Well, I was just, you know,
00:27:23 Thought maybe you guys would
00:27:27 ...but like on separate side of the bed.
00:27:29 -You know....
00:27:31 I wanted to talk to you if I could.
00:27:35 Alone and in private.
00:27:38 -Okay. Good night.
00:27:47 Well, hello there, Eddie.
00:27:50 Hello there, Earl.
00:27:52 Well, okay, Eddie boy.
00:27:56 ...that you go nowhere near
00:28:02 Mary, I know you haven't really liked
00:28:06 And I can't say
00:28:09 Bit of an understatement.
00:28:13 Terrible idea. Really. I don't know
00:28:16 -Just let me--
00:28:19 Just let me--
00:28:22 Look at this from my eyes, okay?
00:28:25 Okay. I'm sorry. What?
00:28:27 I'm out on the road
00:28:31 I'm doing something important.
00:28:34 To me, I have a chance
00:28:38 First of all, Walter...
00:28:41 ...this wasn't all your fault.
00:28:43 Mary, come on.
00:28:44 Everything's my fault,
00:28:47 But this, this gave me a chance to be
00:28:55 Probably never will be.
00:28:58 But it's a chance.
00:29:02 For what?
00:29:06 To be the hero.
00:29:12 I mean, not even in the same zip code
00:29:16 You know, Eddie boy, there are so many
00:29:21 ...that I'm just now actually starting
00:29:31 Now, that's improvisation.
00:29:37 All right, very important issue. What image
00:29:41 I think the underpants thing
00:29:43 Oh, finally, something we agree on.
00:29:45 When we hit the next town,
00:29:49 -The engine's smoking.
00:29:51 The engine is smoking.
00:29:54 What do you mean
00:30:03 Pull to the side. Ph, God.
00:30:10 Slow down!
00:30:36 Everybody okay?
00:30:38 -Do you smell gas?
00:31:01 Hey, that was some real
00:31:04 Oh, just FYl, gas on the right,
00:31:07 Screw you.
00:31:09 Real nice language
00:31:12 Church lady?
00:31:14 I don't know. I figured you're
00:31:18 No, I work at the orphanage, okay?
00:31:20 -Okay.
00:31:22 -You're an idiot.
00:31:25 Sister Francesca has been really good
00:31:28 To all of us. She's a fine woman.
00:31:30 Real peach.
00:31:32 Two hundred dollars,
00:31:34 ad Milton said we've gotta be there
00:31:37 Mad Milton? Really?
00:31:38 Yeah, really. He's the promoter.
00:31:40 And we have no way of getting there
00:31:43 But somehow you think that a car
00:31:47 ...even though we're standing next
00:31:50 -No offense, Walter.
00:31:52 I can be brutal on a car suspension.
00:31:54 -I bet you can. You have a better idea?
00:32:05 That worked.
00:32:07 You need a ride?
00:32:14 -Thank you for picking us up.
00:32:19 You know, I'll tell you God's honest truth,
00:32:23 Driving mile after mile after...
00:32:27 ...mile.
00:32:29 There's nobody to talk to...
00:32:32 ...or share your innermost feelings with.
00:32:41 Thattaboy. That's what I'm talking about.
00:32:45 So...
00:32:47 ...what are you hauling?
00:32:49 What are you hauling back here?
00:32:50 I'm in the import-export business.
00:32:53 Mostly in toward imports,
00:33:09 That's-- That's interesting.
00:33:11 Any idea what he just said?
00:33:14 That you remind him of his nephew
00:33:20 ...and, you know,
00:33:23 ...give him a hug.
00:33:27 Okay. That's a little awkward, but yeah.
00:33:32 You know, anything to make this go
00:33:40 Yup.
00:33:42 Twenty-eight and three-quarter hours'
00:33:48 -Did we just hit something?
00:33:50 Sometimes you don't tie your load down,
00:33:56 So you said you've been driving
00:34:00 You must be exhausted, right?
00:34:03 Oh, no.
00:34:05 You know, one time I drove all the way
00:34:08 ...without so much as stopping
00:34:12 Oh, hell, that reminds me too.
00:34:14 There we go. Mind knocking the lid off that
00:34:17 Yeah. Ain't that a little dangerous,
00:34:20 Yeah, there you go.
00:34:22 -Oh, that's pee. That's pee!
00:34:25 Yeah, well,
00:34:28 Either your Spanish sucks
00:34:31 -Oh, you're not as dumb as I thought.
00:34:34 -You've been nothing but cold to me.
00:34:37 And that big guy up front,
00:34:40 If anything happens, Sister Francesca
00:34:44 You know what,
00:34:46 All right, all right, no mas.
00:34:49 Can you move, Wilbur?
00:34:53 All ashore that's going ashore.
00:34:57 Get back in the dang truck!
00:35:00 Oh, boy.
00:35:04 -Back in the truck. Back in the truck.
00:35:09 This way. Run.
00:35:11 Move it.
00:35:17 Milton?
00:35:21 -Hello?
00:35:25 I got a business to run here.
00:35:27 -Mad Milton, this is my fighter, Walter.
00:35:32 What's with the skirt?
00:35:34 It's his mother, Mary.
00:35:36 -Oh, nice to meet you, Milton.
00:35:40 Sweet cheeks? Really?
00:35:43 Listen, this is a firm 200, right?
00:35:45 Minus the vig
00:35:47 Hey, I paid you back.
00:35:49 Hey, you know the deal.
00:35:51 Now get your fighter ready.
00:35:55 -Six o'clock, I got it.
00:35:57 Thanks.
00:35:59 All right, sit down.
00:36:05 No, no, no.
00:36:07 Been there, done that.
00:36:10 Am I hallucinating?
00:36:12 It's like Lord ofthe Flies out there.
00:36:14 Would you relax?
00:36:16 Keep him company.
00:36:19 -Relax.
00:36:27 What's up, Jim? What's up, yo?
00:36:29 Let me be your manager. Call me.
00:36:32 All right, everybody, calm it down...
00:36:34 ...because we have the final fight
00:36:37 But once it is over, I do not need anyone
00:36:43 I don't need no trash in my yard.
00:36:45 Especially you, fat boy Dennis, okay?
00:36:48 Get your fat butt up and clean up
00:36:52 All right, Walter.
00:36:53 It's time to get your head in the game.
00:36:57 This guy you're gonna fight...
00:36:58 ...he's a bad man.
00:37:00 What do you mean, a bad man?
00:37:02 What the hell is going on back here?
00:37:05 My dad's home early. You're in trouble.
00:37:07 He's mean to women and children
00:37:12 I don't want this going on
00:37:16 Get out of there right now.
00:37:17 You all need to have a little respect here.
00:37:20 Now, the world is looking for a hero...
00:37:23 ...to step in and put an end
00:37:26 You can be that hero, Walter.
00:37:29 -I can be that hero?
00:37:32 You can be the hero.
00:37:34 I want y'all out of here now.
00:37:36 You got 10 seconds to get out of my yard
00:37:40 Ten, nine....
00:37:41 He might be yelling,
00:37:44 I don't care if he's foaming
00:37:48 You destroy this guy
00:37:52 Now what's it gonna be?
00:37:56 Are you gonna let this monster win?
00:38:00 No!
00:38:21 Your reign of terror is over.
00:38:25 -Yeah!
00:38:30 This is all my fault.
00:38:31 It's not your fault.
00:38:34 They were just sending a message,
00:38:36 That message is
00:38:40 Hey, could I get a little privacy here,
00:38:44 Look. Pop, look, I know
00:38:48 I can be back by tomorrow morning.
00:38:50 I'll keep the gym open, you know,
00:38:54 No, no, no.
00:38:55 Eddie, no.
00:38:56 Now, you listen to me, son.
00:38:59 There is only one way out of this.
00:39:03 You got to enter
00:39:06 ...and you got to win it.
00:39:08 You avenge me, son.
00:39:11 You avenge me.
00:39:13 Is everything okay, Mr. Sullivan?
00:39:17 Guys. Guys.
00:39:20 -Are you sure, Pop?
00:39:23 Pop?
00:39:26 Are you ready for your sponge bath?
00:39:43 Dear Henry,
00:39:46 Learning a lot.
00:39:48 Met some really interesting Jews.
00:39:51 Mostly nice.
00:39:52 Passed through Louisville
00:39:55 ...and the birthplace of the cheeseburger.
00:39:59 The countryside is beautiful.
00:40:02 We got a firsthand look at it
00:40:05 More on that later.
00:40:07 Move it, fatty. So, what I was saying,
00:40:10 Hang in there, buddy, and tell all the kids
00:40:15 Your pal, Walter.
00:40:21 -ls everything okay?
00:40:23 What about with us, Eddie?
00:40:27 We don't have any money,
00:40:29 How about you try to focus
00:40:32 Okay. Where--? What are you doing?
00:40:35 Unless you have a plan, make yourself
00:40:38 What?
00:40:40 Well, hello, love.
00:40:41 See? Making friends already.
00:40:43 Not for me. And certainly not for Walter.
00:40:46 Come on, baby. See, he just wants
00:40:50 Oh, yeah.
00:40:54 I can't believe you know someone
00:40:57 People who live in glass houses,
00:40:59 -I have no idea what that means, Mary.
00:41:03 I make the decisions from now on.
00:41:05 You got it.
00:41:11 Oh, my God.
00:41:13 -Sapphire.
00:41:17 Mary.
00:41:18 Oh, my God, Mary.
00:41:22 You get on in here. You get on in.
00:41:25 Come on, they're girls, they're loud.
00:41:32 Oh, come in.
00:41:39 Well, you know what, it is a good thing
00:41:43 ...just to hold that roof up.
00:41:45 How do you two guys
00:41:48 Oh, we used to be dancers.
00:41:49 Dance teachers.
00:41:53 We used to, you know, like--
00:41:56 -Oh, it was a tap-dancing routine.
00:41:59 Ballet.
00:42:01 Listen, Tina, we actually need to--
00:42:05 We need to, like, get a job.
00:42:07 You know, we gotta make some money
00:42:10 So like anything at all.
00:42:12 Y'all can come to the fair tomorrow.
00:42:15 Oh, that's great. That's perfect.
00:42:18 Let's all just put a break on that
00:42:22 Yeah, Tins.
00:42:24 Walter here is a fighter, all right?
00:42:26 And I'm his manager, okay?
00:42:28 We're not looking to be
00:42:31 ...or circus freaks or anything like that.
00:42:33 Well, first of all,
00:42:36 ...but Walter is clearly not a fighter.
00:42:38 What are you talking about?
00:42:41 -I can fight.
00:42:45 A fighter, huh?
00:42:47 Yeah, I'm a fighter.
00:42:50 -Yeah, I mean--
00:42:53 You know, I beat up....
00:42:56 I beat up this kid's dad.
00:42:57 Well, I'm sure he was a bad dad.
00:43:00 -Yeah.
00:43:02 Yes. No. Bad.
00:43:05 Yeah. Yes, he was.
00:43:16 I know. I got it. I got it.
00:43:19 I saw something at the carnival.
00:43:22 And it said, "Come one, come all,
00:43:25 And there's like a 500-dollar prize.
00:43:27 Okay. All right.
00:43:31 -Yeah.
00:43:33 I'm liking it!
00:43:35 Okay, Walter, so this is called
00:43:40 Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:43:41 Oh, jeez.
00:43:43 Okay, okay.
00:43:44 So kicking may not be
00:43:47 We'll just have to play to your strengths.
00:43:50 I can pick up a Volkswagen.
00:43:52 Okay, okay.
00:44:00 -Okay.
00:44:01 I've only seen a few episodes
00:44:04 ...but I do consider myself
00:44:08 Without further ado, I introduce to you
00:44:15 -All right.
00:44:17 Come on, baby.
00:44:20 Come on.
00:44:23 -Papa likes.
00:44:25 -That's awesome. Look at the goatee.
00:44:28 -All the hair's gone.
00:44:30 You are such a good artist.
00:44:33 Walter, you look so scary.
00:44:35 All right, buddy.
00:44:38 -War face?
00:44:40 Come on, now. Have it.
00:44:49 Oh, my God.
00:44:52 Okay, well, we're making progress.
00:44:58 Oh, my God.
00:45:01 -It's good, but it's very poppy.
00:45:05 I made a special one for you.
00:45:08 -You want a funnel cake?
00:45:11 Thank you.
00:45:12 All right, let's go, Romeo.
00:45:15 -Hi, Mary.
00:45:16 -Come on. Come on.
00:45:19 Here we go. Duck. Tree.
00:45:23 You got a crush.
00:45:28 Hey, man,
00:45:30 Word of advice, man.
00:45:33 You mind not talking to my fighter
00:45:36 Bob and weave, Tiny.
00:45:38 -Bob and weave.
00:45:40 This is a good crowd.
00:45:44 Give me that. That stuff will rot your--
00:45:46 Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
00:45:48 We have an exciting new challenger for
00:45:57 Let's give a warm welcome for today's
00:46:00 Hey, listen, Mr. Small Town Comedian,
00:46:05 -Walter.
00:46:07 Now, without further ado, let's bring on
00:46:15 All right, you're gonna do great, okay?
00:46:17 Dave! Dave! Dave!
00:46:19 Dave! Dave! Dave!
00:46:23 Give me that.
00:46:24 All right, we got it.
00:46:29 Oh, my God.
00:46:32 What?
00:46:34 It's....
00:46:41 -Knuckle Dave's a bear?
00:46:43 Stay in there. Don't panic.
00:46:44 Stay in there? What are you talking about?
00:46:47 Eddie, it's a bear.
00:46:53 Oh, God. Run, run, run. Circles, circles.
00:46:56 Okay. What did that guy say?
00:46:59 You bob and weave.
00:47:00 Or shuck and jive.
00:47:03 I think this bear's angry.
00:47:08 Eddie, there's a bear on me.
00:47:12 Oh, my God, I can't look.
00:47:15 Eddie.
00:47:20 Dave! Dave! Dave!
00:47:23 -Funnel cake.
00:47:25 Funnel cake, Eddie, give the bear
00:47:31 Walter!
00:47:33 Walter, bear on my back.
00:47:36 Walter, bear on that--
00:47:39 He's touching me. He's touching me.
00:47:42 Squeeze. That's it. Squeeze.
00:47:45 That's his bear sleeper hold.
00:47:47 -Just go to sleep.
00:47:50 That's it. Good night. We won!
00:47:53 That's my boy.
00:47:55 You're a champion!
00:47:57 -You can have the funnel cake now.
00:48:01 Hey, you know what, he's okay.
00:48:05 -It's gonna be all right, baby boy.
00:48:07 Y'all are a bunch of animals.
00:48:09 You're animals. Y'all are just animals.
00:48:11 All right, bob and leave. Bob and leave.
00:48:14 -Thank you. Thank you.
00:48:21 What do you think you're doing in here?
00:48:25 You know the rules. No one is allowed
00:48:28 But then again, you don't play by the rules,
00:48:32 I was watching Walter.
00:48:37 Show me.
00:48:53 -Oh, my Lord in heaven.
00:48:59 Yeah, baby!
00:49:08 I can't believe you're happy
00:49:11 Walter? The bear almost ate me.
00:49:13 Well, there's no accounting
00:49:15 Okay, you gotta be kidding me.
00:49:20 What?
00:49:21 It says "all you can eat."
00:49:23 Yeah, not "you can eat it all."
00:49:26 I can't have you getting sick
00:49:28 I've got a cast-iron stomach.
00:49:32 Big man, big appetite. I like that.
00:49:39 Hey, is there any way y'all could
00:49:44 -Oh, yeah, well, definitely.
00:49:49 Suppose.
00:50:29 What?
00:50:31 Pardon me.
00:50:39 I'm sorry. Please, excuse me.
00:50:42 I gotta--
00:50:48 No, no, no.
00:50:50 Come on.
00:50:52 All right.
00:50:56 Help!
00:50:57 I'm sorry.
00:50:58 -Let me out.
00:51:00 Mama, I just wanted to say I love you.
00:51:03 Can you--? Keep pushing.
00:51:09 Good God almighty!
00:51:11 A courtesy flush, please.
00:51:15 How can you not flush? You better be glad
00:51:19 Walter.
00:51:20 -I'm sorry, please, forgive me.
00:51:24 Please forgive me.
00:51:34 My dogs! My dogs are on that bus!
00:51:45 Come on, come on.
00:51:46 Hurry.
00:51:49 Hey, now, if this doesn't work...
00:51:51 ...we may need the Jaws of Life, okay?
00:51:53 -Okay.
00:51:55 All right, boys, once more.
00:51:56 Heave!
00:52:00 Yeah!
00:52:01 -That's great.
00:52:02 -Yeah!
00:52:14 So maybe not so much
00:52:20 Yeah, I can live with that.
00:52:31 This knucklehead just choked out
00:52:36 Yeah. Do you have a plan B?
00:52:55 I am sorry to keep you waiting,
00:52:57 Wilkins. Bob and Jennifer Wilkins.
00:53:00 -And you?
00:53:02 ...Fredrick Rumsfeld lll.
00:53:04 What's up, Sister?
00:53:06 Yes.
00:53:08 And you are all here because--?
00:53:11 You see, Sister, my lovely wife and l
00:53:16 ...and we've been trying to have kids
00:53:21 ...but I think that the good Lord
00:53:26 Isn't that right, honey?
00:53:29 Honey?
00:53:30 We believe the children are the future.
00:53:33 We wanna teach them--
00:53:35 You're gonna have to excuse my wife.
00:53:37 You see, she's barren, fouled.
00:53:40 I'll tell you the truth,
00:53:43 -The Lord works in mysterious ways.
00:53:48 Look what I found.
00:53:52 I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:53:54 I'm afraid we don't have any children
00:53:57 Would be appropriate for you
00:53:59 Are you telling me
00:54:02 ...needs a home,
00:54:06 ...and somehow I'm not good enough?
00:54:08 In a nutshell, yes.
00:54:10 Now, there is clearly something off
00:54:15 I'm real sorry to hear that...
00:54:16 ...because I've got everything
00:54:20 Money, home, pool,
00:54:26 ...HBO.
00:54:29 A dream come true for some nice kid.
00:54:31 And you continue to make my argument
00:54:36 ...despite the Whitney Houston lyrics.
00:54:39 Madam...
00:54:41 ...posse...
00:54:43 ...show yourselves out.
00:54:44 The door is right over there.
00:54:57 Yup.
00:54:59 Things just keep getting
00:55:01 Well, they certainly can't get any worse.
00:55:04 I'm going inside.
00:55:07 -Hi.
00:55:41 -Hey, sweet thing.
00:55:44 Hey, do you know a rental car place
00:55:47 Maybe 15, 20 miles up the road.
00:55:56 -Come here.
00:55:57 Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, back off.
00:55:59 Back off!
00:56:02 Why don't you go inside
00:56:05 How about we both go in, I buy you
00:56:12 -Are you okay?
00:56:16 Get him, man.
00:56:19 That's it. That's what I'm talking about.
00:56:25 -Let go.
00:56:27 Speaking of numbnuts.
00:56:39 Hey, Godzilla.
00:56:54 I'm sorry.
00:56:56 No, no, no.
00:56:57 -Are you okay?
00:57:00 Am I okay?
00:57:02 Am I okay?
00:57:03 Yeah, I'm okay!
00:57:06 I am fantastic!
00:57:08 You are a killer.
00:57:09 Look at you. I told you,
00:57:12 I'm going back inside,
00:57:15 This, right here, this is what lnternet hits
00:57:19 -I did good. Did you see that?
00:57:21 -Yeah!
00:57:54 I'm telling you, Walter,
00:57:56 -Think so?
00:58:00 Thanks, man.
00:58:01 Why did you stop fighting?
00:58:04 Oh, you know, I just--
00:58:08 ...that forced me into
00:58:13 What kind of injury?
00:58:16 You know. You know, just--
00:58:19 It was a hard hit that caused me
00:58:26 Was it to the face?
00:58:28 Like a damaged retina, brain damage?
00:58:31 -That sounds about right.
00:58:33 ...it wasn't. It was a just a little--
00:58:38 -A little lower.
00:58:40 So it's like a ruptured spleen--?
00:58:42 Do we have to talk about this?
00:58:52 Testicular trauma.
00:58:53 Yeah, right. From an unlucky kick
00:59:00 No, go ahead. Yeah, no, laugh it up.
00:59:02 I guess my hemorrhaged testicle's
00:59:05 No, no, no.
00:59:07 It's just a little bit-- Just like nutty.
00:59:14 -All right.
00:59:16 Look, Eddie...
00:59:19 ...we're just busting your balls a little.
00:59:22 Okay, aren't we comedians now.
00:59:29 Dude, dude, check it out.
00:59:32 -That's gotta be him. Let's go.
00:59:34 -Come on.
00:59:36 -That's totally him.
00:59:38 Hey, hey. Aren't you the guy
00:59:43 -Damn, it is him.
00:59:46 -Oh, my Lord--
00:59:48 All right, let's break it up.
00:59:51 -Come on, tell your story walking.
00:59:54 I mean, I know a lot of guys at our frat...
00:59:57 ...who would pay to say they went
01:00:01 -ls that right?
01:00:02 Let me introduce myself. Eddie Sullivan,
01:00:05 I represent the bear basher.
01:00:07 -You got cash?
01:00:08 Start stretching. Where is this frat?
01:00:11 -Unbelievable.
01:01:04 Okay, get in the stance, okay?
01:01:07 Good. Okay? Then you get in the stand.
01:01:10 -Then you spin and kick.
01:01:15 I'm so sorry.
01:01:24 Got her.
01:01:31 All right, I want you to just
01:01:42 -Try to stretch me out.
01:01:50 Yeah, that's something. That's good.
01:01:52 Mary. Mary!
01:01:57 Oh, Walter.
01:02:23 Hey.
01:02:24 Hey.
01:02:27 I....
01:02:29 -I just never got a chance to say thank you.
01:02:34 For rescuing me at the gas station.
01:02:37 Me? No, I was trying to save them
01:02:52 -I'm sorry, I just--
01:02:55 I don't know.
01:02:57 No, no, it's-- That's okay.
01:03:00 Hey, do you think we can pretend
01:03:05 -...so I don't obsess over being so stupid?
01:03:09 Great.
01:03:14 -Good night.
01:03:15 Okay.
01:03:18 -You want--?
01:03:20 -That would be great.
01:03:21 -Yeah.
01:03:23 -Sorry.
01:03:34 Seriously?
01:03:36 I'm learning.
01:03:38 You certainly are, Walter.
01:03:41 You certainly are.
01:03:43 Night, Eddie.
01:03:44 Good night, big man.
01:04:00 -You'd look pretty in that dress.
01:04:06 Do you think Tina would like it?
01:04:09 You got a crush on Tina.
01:04:11 -No.
01:04:12 -No.
01:04:14 -All set. We got adjoining rooms. Yup.
01:04:22 Oh, my gosh.
01:04:25 Should we be staying in a place like this?
01:04:28 Nonsense. Look, every win up
01:04:33 If we're gonna be champions,
01:04:35 -Whatever you say, Ed.
01:04:37 All right, you get settled,
01:04:40 -I'll be back in a bit.
01:04:43 This place is awesome.
01:04:47 You have a TV in your bathroom.
01:04:54 You should live it up.
01:04:57 Because after tomorrow's fight,
01:04:59 ...we're still going back
01:05:02 This is the real world, Mary.
01:05:05 -That's right, buddy.
01:05:07 That's right, this is the real world.
01:05:09 How about a little pre-fight celebration?
01:05:12 New Prleans style.
01:05:14 And we are gonna have
01:05:17 -Check that out.
01:05:19 Yeah, they had one of those
01:05:27 Eddie that's--
01:05:29 Man, this is awesome.
01:05:30 -I'm gonna put this on.
01:05:32 I'll be back.
01:05:35 All right.
01:05:36 That was really nice.
01:05:38 You know.
01:05:40 You didn't have to do this. It's awesome.
01:05:42 Mary, love you. Eddie, love you too.
01:05:44 Love you. He loves me.
01:05:47 That's for you.
01:05:50 That's nice.
01:05:58 Thank you.
01:06:00 Take your time.
01:06:12 I'll catch you inside!
01:06:35 Breathe, folks,
01:06:38 ...out on the town, no big deal.
01:06:46 This way, my friend.
01:06:51 They don't look that real to me.
01:06:53 Don't do that. What are you doing?
01:06:56 -I'm not interested.
01:06:58 Sit down. It's like poker, Walter.
01:07:00 Okay? Listen to me, once they know
01:07:04 -That's why you never ever stare.
01:07:08 Oh, my God.
01:07:29 Yeah, good advice, Eddie.
01:07:34 Please. You look incredible.
01:07:36 Oh, thanks.
01:07:38 I don't know. Been a long time
01:07:41 Well, you should make a point
01:07:46 I know who you are. I know.
01:07:49 You're that big guy
01:07:53 Yes.
01:07:54 Actually, it's more of an exhibition
01:08:01 -Yeah, I'm the guy that beats people up.
01:08:04 -So you wanna dance?
01:08:07 -Oh, come on.
01:08:09 -Come on. Show them your moves.
01:08:13 -Howdy. I'm Jiggles.
01:08:17 See, now that's a nickname.
01:08:18 Jiggles, I would like
01:08:21 -...and the lady will have--
01:08:23 A water and a Cadillac margarita.
01:08:28 -Coming right up.
01:08:32 That's a name.
01:08:34 -All right, let's dance.
01:08:35 Just because I put this dress on doesn't
01:08:40 Okay, so let me just get this straight.
01:08:43 You don't dance and you don't drink.
01:08:47 Nothing? We're not--
01:08:50 I'm just gonna have to go kick it
01:08:55 Hello, people. The kid's in the house.
01:09:04 Here we go.
01:09:07 You know, your boyfriend's cute.
01:09:10 Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
01:09:13 Lucky me, then.
01:09:59 You know, Mary, I'm glad you came out
01:10:14 Jiggles, Jiggles, Jiggles.
01:10:18 Why don't you take a walk?
01:10:19 Don't talk to me like that.
01:10:21 -Can we all--?
01:10:22 You have just messed
01:10:25 Oh, really?
01:10:38 Yeah, come on.
01:10:40 -Ladies, I'm flattered, but you don't have--
01:10:46 Really?
01:10:47 Bring it.
01:10:49 Now, who's the church lady?
01:10:51 What?
01:10:53 What?
01:11:00 Spinning heel kick. I taught her that.
01:11:02 That was--
01:11:04 Walter, a little help, please.
01:11:06 Yup. Thank you.
01:11:08 Thank you. Okay, let's go.
01:11:10 Bye, Jiggles. Stay in touch.
01:11:14 I mean, I just don't know what got into me.
01:11:18 Yeah, I know. It was just like
01:11:23 -I'm so humiliated.
01:11:26 Look, it's good
01:11:28 There's a difference between letting loose
01:11:32 But you nailed that spinning heel kick.
01:11:34 -I did, didn't l?
01:11:36 -You were like, "Take that, Jiggles."
01:11:38 -You're a good teacher.
01:11:46 You know, I'm not...
01:11:49 ...who you think I am.
01:11:52 Who is?
01:11:53 I used to be a dancer.
01:11:56 I mean, you know...
01:11:58 ...a kind of dancer.
01:12:02 We're not talking ballroom, are we?
01:12:07 No.
01:12:09 Nope, nope, nope.
01:12:13 I was going down a really dark path...
01:12:17 ...when Sister Francesca helped me
01:12:21 ...without Walter and her.
01:12:28 Look, you don't have to do this.
01:12:30 You know, I mean, we've all done things
01:12:34 That's life. No one's perfect.
01:12:37 The way I see it, if the good you've done
01:12:42 ...then you've done all right.
01:12:47 Okay.
01:12:49 So you think we could like forget
01:12:54 ...so that I don't have to obsess over
01:12:58 I think we could do that.
01:13:06 Thanks.
01:13:07 Sure.
01:13:11 Okay. All right, then.
01:13:15 God, my head hurts.
01:13:35 Hey, big man.
01:13:38 -Tina?
01:13:40 Tina! Oh, my-- Tina, here. Sit.
01:13:45 -I just--
01:13:47 Thank you. You know, I know that--
01:13:49 I know that it's your big day tomorrow
01:13:53 ...and, you know, lend my support.
01:13:55 You drove all the way here
01:13:58 Yeah.
01:14:00 Wow, that's so nice.
01:14:01 -I got you something.
01:14:03 -Yeah.
01:14:05 Is that what l--?
01:14:07 -Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:11 They're-- They're trunks.
01:14:14 -It's a bear.
01:14:15 Yeah.
01:14:17 That is cool.
01:14:19 Well, you know,
01:14:23 -Thank you.
01:14:32 You wouldn't believe
01:14:35 -Mary, Mary.
01:14:36 You call me when it's over, Mary dear.
01:14:38 Sister, we can't seem to find
01:14:41 You know Henry. He loves to hide.
01:14:44 But we've looked
01:14:46 Well, I suggest you look everywhere
01:14:53 -Registration form.
01:14:55 Yeah. Edward Sullivan, SSM.
01:14:58 Sullivan Sports Management.
01:15:01 -...Mr. Walter Krunk.
01:15:03 -Registration.
01:15:06 Sir, you seem to me to be a man
01:15:10 ...instinct and acumen. I mean, why else
01:15:13 -Here's what I propose--
01:15:15 ...I don't care who the hell you are.
01:15:17 If you didn't preregister,
01:15:21 -Please. Can you just let him--?
01:15:24 Come on, man.
01:15:26 Registration form.
01:15:28 Has anyone here seen that video
01:15:32 ...who saves the little guy
01:15:35 Yeah.
01:15:37 Okay. And you remember the one...
01:15:39 ...where, like, the little kid's
01:15:43 ...and he beats him up?
01:15:45 -Yeah!
01:15:47 That big guy is right here.
01:15:52 Look, look, look.
01:15:54 -Recognize.
01:15:56 Find somewhere to put your stuff.
01:15:59 I thought so. Thank you very much.
01:16:01 A lot of integrity.
01:16:02 Thank you.
01:16:03 Let's do this.
01:16:07 -What are you doing?
01:16:10 So I was just trying to--
01:16:11 -Here, here, here. Put it up here.
01:16:14 Nice. That's perfect.
01:16:17 Thank you.
01:16:18 Stop it. You don't have to thank me
01:16:21 But because of you-- I mean...
01:16:24 ...you gave me this chance.
01:16:27 Thanks, man.
01:16:37 Yeah. Sure.
01:16:40 -I love you, man.
01:16:43 That was sweet. I can't breathe.
01:16:46 I love you too.
01:16:47 It's a man clinch. It's Muay Thai Po.
01:16:52 Anyway. Good fight.
01:16:54 Come on! Yeah!
01:16:57 Come on! Come on! Yeah!
01:17:08 Come on! Let's see you get energized.
01:17:16 All right. All right!
01:17:19 Ladies and gentlemen...
01:17:21 ...welcome to the 30th Annual...
01:17:23 ...New Prleans Pro-Am
01:17:27 Yeah!
01:17:29 Come on!
01:17:31 That's what I'm talking about!
01:17:33 Yeah!
01:17:37 All right. All right.
01:17:38 The winner of the final round walks away
01:17:46 Come on!
01:17:55 All right. Here we go, Walt.
01:17:58 You got this guy.
01:18:00 All right. Get in there.
01:18:01 Guy looks like he knows
01:18:04 Just keep moving. Keep moving.
01:18:08 All right. You got this guy.
01:18:12 Kick him, Walt. Kick him. Kick him.
01:18:16 Yeah, baby. Yeah!
01:18:20 -You won it!
01:18:23 You won!
01:18:24 You won! Yeah!
01:18:29 All right. All right.
01:18:39 He's all upper-body strength.
01:18:43 Keep moving around the ring.
01:18:45 Okay. He's gonna get a good punch.
01:18:47 Okay, so he's very good.
01:18:52 All right. All right.
01:18:55 Don't worry.
01:18:58 He's just trying to show off.
01:19:00 All right. Shuck and jive. Shuck and jive.
01:19:05 That's it. Rear naked choke.
01:19:08 Stay there. Hold him right there.
01:19:14 Yeah, baby, you won!
01:19:30 Sir, I'm sorry. I think that's my seat
01:19:38 -I'm worried about Walter.
01:19:45 Oh, my God.
01:19:53 Yeah!
01:20:05 Hands up! Hit him! All right.
01:20:07 Punch him. Do something.
01:20:51 All right, pal. Relax.
01:20:54 That's it. Hold his foot.
01:21:01 Yeah! That's it! Now throw him down.
01:21:04 Oh, my God.
01:21:10 Walter! Walter! Walter!
01:21:13 Walter! Walter! Walter!
01:21:18 You did good, Walt.
01:21:24 Walter! Walter! Walter!
01:21:32 Pop, hey. What are you doing here?
01:21:36 You think I'd miss the main event?
01:21:39 -Here, come here. Have a seat.
01:21:43 Oh, God. How's your leg?
01:21:46 It's fine. Listen.
01:21:47 Earl's not gonna be too happy
01:21:50 Yeah, I know. That's why I gotta ask you
01:21:55 I'll take it under consideration.
01:21:57 Thank you.
01:22:00 All right.
01:22:02 This is all the money we made
01:22:05 It's 4 grand. I don't know,
01:22:09 ...can you make sure
01:22:13 You're not growing a conscience on me,
01:22:17 I don't know. I don't know.
01:22:21 ...I think I'm getting to be more like you
01:22:24 -Hey.
01:22:41 -lsn't this the ladies' room?
01:22:46 Then why are you in here?
01:22:49 How well do you know Eddie Sullivan?
01:22:53 What do you want?
01:22:54 Did he ever tell you the real reason
01:22:58 Yeah. Because of his....
01:22:59 That's very cute. But the real reason is
01:23:06 ...for taking a dive in the title fight.
01:23:09 You see, Eddie doesn't care about you
01:23:14 The only thing Eddie cares about
01:23:17 And if I know him, and I do...
01:23:18 ...I'll bet you he's out there right now
01:23:26 So...
01:23:29 ...if you really wanna help
01:23:32 ...give me a call.
01:23:35 Anytime.
01:23:46 Excuse me.
01:23:48 Told you we'd make it to the finals.
01:23:50 -Where's our money?
01:23:51 The money we've made on this trip.
01:23:54 Yeah. It-- It's not here. But I got it.
01:23:57 -He was right.
01:23:59 You took a dive.
01:24:01 -Who told you that?
01:24:04 -It's not that simple.
01:24:07 You're taking advantage
01:24:09 ...but worst of all, a bunch of kids!
01:24:11 All right. Just listen to me for a second.
01:24:13 Yeah, I've done some things
01:24:15 ...but that doesn't mean
01:24:18 Do you think I would be that heartless?
01:24:20 Well, l-- Yes. I do.
01:24:22 We've got big trouble.
01:24:23 That man in the ring with Walter
01:24:26 He left this in my mailbox.
01:24:28 This is the guy I just-- I just saw him.
01:24:32 -lf anything happens to--
01:24:34 You and the other sisters nun up.
01:24:37 Search every inch of this space
01:24:39 Mary and I are gonna work
01:24:42 Memphis Earl's not going anywhere
01:24:45 -All right. Nuns, break.
01:24:49 I'll tell Walter what's going on.
01:24:51 -Oh, my God.
01:24:55 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:25:04 Come on! Yeah!
01:25:07 Yeah!
01:25:09 Now making his way to the ring...
01:25:11 ...fighting out of institutions
01:25:14 ...weighing in at 380 pounds...
01:25:17 ...we have Redrum!
01:25:23 Come on.
01:25:29 Come on, Redrum.
01:25:31 Here he comes.
01:25:33 Get your hands off me!
01:25:42 And his challenger,
01:25:46 ...tipping the scales at 450 pounds.
01:25:50 Wow, that's a big boy.
01:25:52 We have the bear basher himself...
01:25:55 ...Walter Krunk!
01:25:57 He's here! The bear basher!
01:26:00 Come on! Show him some love!
01:26:02 Show him some love!
01:26:04 Come on. Come get some Redrum. Yeah.
01:26:13 I'm so proud of you.
01:26:15 Be careful.
01:26:18 Redrum, girl. Come on.
01:26:33 Oh, hello.
01:26:35 All right, ladies, nothing to see here.
01:26:40 Let's not just do this,
01:26:51 Come on and get some, baby.
01:27:03 You got this guy, Walter.
01:27:05 Just stay on your feet.
01:27:08 Walter! Walter! Walter!
01:27:10 Keep your hands up.
01:27:12 Let's do this.
01:27:14 Walt, let's go, baby. Hang in there.
01:27:21 That's it. That's it.
01:27:25 Come on, get him!
01:27:28 Yeah!
01:27:29 Come on, Walt. Yeah!
01:27:34 You're going down, Redrum!
01:27:36 Punch to the face.
01:27:37 Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
01:27:41 Yeah. Just keep that up.
01:27:44 That's my boy!
01:27:46 -Do you see him? Do you see Henry?
01:27:57 Let's go, let's go! Yeah!
01:28:06 -Come in here.
01:28:08 All right. It's gonna be okay.
01:28:10 -What's going on with Henry?
01:28:13 The best way to help Henry
01:28:16 So keep it going. Stay in it.
01:28:19 Yeah!
01:28:24 You got it. Come on now.
01:28:28 Get up, Walt. Push him off!
01:28:32 Nice, Walter. Get up! Get up!
01:28:34 All right.
01:28:36 Come on, Walt. Come on. You got this.
01:28:43 -Walt, turn into it!
01:28:45 -He's tapping.
01:28:46 -He's not tapping.
01:28:49 -I heard him tap, ref.
01:28:56 Turn into it. That's it.
01:29:00 Hey, Baby Huey! I got your boy here!
01:29:06 -Walter!
01:29:10 Oh, yeah.
01:29:12 Again. Oh, yeah.
01:29:16 -Walter! Stay down, Walter!
01:29:19 -Get up, buddy!
01:29:24 Don't get up! Don't get up! Stay down!
01:29:27 -Walter!
01:29:30 Get up, Walter. Get up!
01:29:32 Just stay down.
01:29:34 Smart man would've stayed down.
01:29:41 Walter!
01:29:43 I'm just a knucklehead!
01:29:46 Yeah, baby! That's it!
01:29:51 Yes!
01:29:52 Yeah, baby, yeah!
01:29:55 You got him.
01:30:00 Yeah! That's it!
01:30:02 Lock it up.
01:30:04 Squeeze, baby. Squeeze!
01:30:06 Hold on. Squeeze.
01:30:09 No, no, no. Don't do it.
01:30:13 Don't you--
01:30:14 -Don't you tap out on me.
01:30:23 Everybody, quiet, please!
01:30:27 We're here for Earl Shoemacher,
01:30:34 Come on, sister. Get out of my way.
01:30:36 What, you got a nun posse here?
01:30:38 Oh, no, don't tase me, Sister.
01:30:44 I see you have this well in hand.
01:30:48 --a.k.a. Hector Francois Gonzales,
01:30:54 Oh, what the hell, is he here?
01:30:56 -Thank you very much.
01:31:00 They got him.
01:31:01 Yeah! Champion! That's right! Walter.
01:31:07 Who's the hero now?
01:31:09 You are. Walter Krunk!
01:31:13 Give me that. The big money.
01:31:18 Earl Shoemacher, you're under arrest...
01:31:20 ...for kidnapping
01:31:24 I can't-- I can't feel my tongue.
01:31:27 -Excuse me?
01:31:29 -I can't feel my tongue.
01:31:31 Bye, Memphis Earl.
01:31:34 Henry, come here.
01:31:39 Does anyone have an enormous pen?
01:31:41 So I can sign every cent of this
01:31:44 Not to mention the money we made
01:31:47 Did we avenge him? I think so.
01:31:49 -Son.
01:31:50 You should know,
01:31:53 What are you talking about?
01:31:55 -I bet it all.
01:31:59 I'm a gambling junkie, kid.
01:32:02 But listen,
01:32:07 My bookie laid 20-to-1 on Walter.
01:32:10 -What?
01:32:14 That's awesome, Pop.
01:32:20 Hello, Sister. I knew you'd warm up to me.
01:32:24 This is all going to you
01:32:26 -You serious?
01:32:28 -Oh, my gosh.
01:32:31 Look, you're right. I used to be a loser.
01:32:35 But since I met you, I don't know,
01:32:39 Anyway, what I'm trying
01:32:53 Thank you, thank you.
01:32:55 Eddie's in trouble!
01:33:07 -Hey.
01:33:10 Oh, my goodness. I'm almost done.
01:33:13 I'm so excited for you
01:33:16 I bet it is.
01:33:21 -I gotta take care of something.
01:33:24 -See you.
01:33:39 Hey, buddy.
01:33:41 -It's not fair.
01:33:44 That you're my best friend
01:33:50 Come on, scoot a little bit.
01:33:55 Well...
01:33:57 ...what if I told you your best friend
01:34:01 -Really?
01:34:06 I wouldn't leave you, man.
01:34:07 -I love you.