Korolevstvo Krivykh Zerkal Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors

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00:00:04 Second Artists' Association
00:00:11 THE KINGDOM OF CROOKED MIRRORS
00:00:17 Based on the story
00:00:21 Screenplay by Vitaly GUBAREV
00:00:27 Directed by Alexander ROW
00:00:31 Photography by
00:00:35 Production Designers
00:00:39 Music by A. FILIPPENKO
00:00:44 English Subtitles by
00:01:04 Cast
00:01:06 Olia - Olia YUKINA
00:01:12 Grandmother - M. BARYSHEVA
00:01:16 Dneirf - A. STAPRAN
00:01:20 Evals - I. KUZNETSOV
00:01:24 Aunt Lesaew - T. NOSOVA
00:01:28 King Torrap 77 - A. KUBATSKY
00:01:33 Most Important Minister Daot -
00:01:37 Important Minister Etik - A. FAIT
00:01:41 Elitper - L. VERTINSKAYA
00:01:45 Most Important Master of Ceremonies -
00:01:49 Important Master of Ceremonies -
00:01:53 Royal Chef - A. KHVYLIA
00:01:58 Drum Major - V. BRYLEYEV
00:02:02 Tar - V. ALTAISKAYA
00:02:27 A new movie "Abracadabra"
00:02:30 Children under 16 are not admitted.
00:04:27 Grandma!
00:04:36 - What is it?
00:04:39 - You chickenheart.
00:04:42 Oh, my goodness!
00:04:46 What do you mean?
00:04:53 It's me, just like always.
00:04:58 Don't pick your nose.
00:05:02 Big deal!
00:05:04 Those absurd expressions again!
00:05:07 Take a look in the mirror.
00:05:11 I'm not a monster!
00:05:13 - Stop clowning!
00:05:16 We're going to wash up, change
00:05:26 - It's cold!
00:05:29 You're going to freeze the child!
00:05:35 Why are you so late?
00:05:39 I've got my leg chafed.
00:05:47 And why did you yell?
00:05:51 - Which key?
00:05:54 - I don't know.
00:05:58 I'm going to tell your parents about
00:06:02 Me too!
00:06:07 Stop teasing the parrot.
00:06:10 All right, calm down.
00:06:20 - Neither about the apron?
00:06:24 - Honest?
00:06:28 I'm going to the janitor to get
00:06:30 I'm hungry!
00:06:32 We'll have dinner as soon as
00:06:36 I'm thirsty!
00:06:38 And don't touch sweets. I don't
00:06:45 Oh, child, if only you could look
00:06:48 from the outside, with other people's
00:06:56 Oh, grandma, grandma...
00:07:01 I see nothing wrong.
00:07:06 In fact, a very good-looking girl
00:07:11 I'm a girl who's ever cheerful,
00:07:15 I'm a girl who's even beautiful
00:07:19 And people love me, cheerful,
00:07:24 From every side even beautiful,
00:07:28 Be quiet.
00:07:36 Behave yourself.
00:07:38 Whatever I want I'm allowed,
00:07:42 What has been put in the cupboard
00:08:08 For me?
00:08:20 For me!
00:08:25 - I'll tell on you!
00:08:38 Ah, Olia, Olia...
00:08:42 Who is it?
00:08:45 It's me, the mirror.
00:08:49 Mirrors don't talk.
00:08:53 I'm not an ordinary mirror,
00:08:59 Magic? Like in fairy tales?
00:09:03 Yes, a fairy-tale mirror.
00:09:21 - Who are you, girl?
00:09:26 My name is Ailo, and yours is Olia.
00:09:30 How did you guess?
00:09:33 Because if I'm your reflection,
00:09:36 then I must have the same name,
00:09:41 Interesting.
00:09:47 - And where's Barsik?
00:09:51 Barsik!
00:10:37 - Where are we?
00:11:07 There was at Grandma's
00:11:10 - One-two, one-two...
00:11:17 The little gray goat
00:11:22 - One-two, one-two...
00:11:28 The little gray goat
00:11:32 - One-two, one-two...
00:11:37 Granddads!
00:11:38 - What?
00:11:41 Have you seen our Barsiks?
00:11:44 Who are granddads here?
00:11:47 Him.
00:11:49 Oh, him! You're a granddad!
00:11:53 No, it's you!
00:11:58 - We're granddads?
00:12:01 Look over there.
00:12:15 Do we look like granddads?
00:12:17 - You got it?
00:12:22 I'm the Important Master of Ceremonies
00:12:27 And I'm the Most Important
00:12:32 All right, let him
00:12:36 our King Torrap!
00:12:37 Let him reign!
00:12:40 - Torrap?
00:12:45 It's not funny!
00:12:47 You're in the most crooked
00:12:53 Is this the Kingdom
00:12:56 That's right.
00:12:58 And you're on your last legs,
00:13:05 You're wrong.
00:13:12 Third-grade pupils?
00:13:16 That's right.
00:13:18 Well, look in there.
00:13:30 What are you going to say now,
00:13:37 Attention,
00:13:39 are Her Majesty the Dowager Queen
00:13:43 and Their Highnesses
00:14:14 Who let the cats out?
00:14:17 These are our Barsiks!
00:14:20 That's them! Make them into soap!
00:14:30 What an embarrassment!
00:14:33 A scandal!
00:15:44 Where are you going?
00:15:49 We're going to teach you a lesson,
00:15:52 - Dneirf?
00:16:00 Don't dare beating the child!
00:16:03 Police!
00:16:12 Stop it!
00:16:14 You can't beat children!
00:16:23 The Important Minister Etik!
00:16:27 - Etik?
00:16:32 - What's up?
00:16:36 Dneirf refuses to make
00:16:39 - He refuses?
00:16:43 Shake him well!
00:17:05 - Good for him!
00:17:10 Why won't you make crooked mirrors?
00:17:13 Because they're lying!
00:17:15 Shut up!
00:17:16 No, I won't!
00:17:22 In the name of the most royal of kings,
00:17:28 throw Dneirf into the Death Tower!
00:17:39 Let's go to the palace, to the king!
00:17:42 We'll demand that Dneirf be set free!
00:17:47 Let's go.
00:17:59 That's where the king must live.
00:18:19 Look at those giants!
00:18:39 They're probably sick.
00:18:42 My dad calls people like them
00:18:50 - Who?
00:18:55 - Where?
00:18:59 - Why?
00:19:02 You may pass.
00:19:06 Shall we try it too?
00:19:09 Let's do it.
00:19:14 - Who?
00:19:19 - Where?
00:19:21 - Why?
00:19:25 No children under 16 are admitted!
00:19:30 Just like at the movies.
00:19:35 What an appetite King has!
00:19:40 Our king just loves to eat,
00:19:46 All day long they fry the steaks,
00:19:52 Cooking chickens, cooking ham,
00:19:57 Pickles, jam, sweet and sour,
00:20:05 Oh, I wish that first...
00:20:11 our king should burst!
00:20:16 Olia, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty.
00:20:20 Stop it! They're taking
00:20:23 - So what?
00:20:33 - Who?
00:20:38 - Where?
00:20:42 - Why?
00:20:46 You may pass.
00:21:03 - What's that?
00:21:08 The most grown, most ripe!
00:21:14 You yourselves are ripe already,
00:21:25 Where are you going? Enough for today.
00:21:37 Aren't they good!
00:21:40 Those, too.
00:21:44 This will do.
00:21:47 Not bad.
00:21:50 Look at those pheasants!
00:21:54 Baby pheasants.
00:21:57 We're not pheasants!
00:22:00 - Not baby pheasants!
00:22:03 We're girls!
00:22:04 And how have you gotten
00:22:12 We lost our way.
00:22:15 Lost your way?
00:22:17 Do you know what happens to those
00:22:25 We know.
00:22:27 They say it so matter-of-factly
00:22:30 as if I asked them whether
00:22:39 Lesaew!
00:22:40 - Lesaew?
00:22:46 The pheasants!
00:22:48 They haven't been plucked yet?
00:22:51 Nor drawn yet?
00:22:55 Don't.
00:22:59 I'll do it myself,
00:23:03 And you better rest meanwhile,
00:23:08 A good idea.
00:23:10 I'm going to have a nap
00:23:28 It was a near escape!
00:23:30 Get up, my little pheasants!
00:23:35 We must rescue Dneirf.
00:24:22 It's very difficult to rescue Dneirf.
00:24:25 What are we going to do?
00:24:27 There are only two keys
00:24:31 One hangs over the king's throne.
00:24:36 Take us to the throne.
00:24:38 No one will let us enter
00:24:42 And the second key?
00:24:45 The Most Important Minister Daot
00:24:50 - Daot?
00:24:53 That's right, he looks like a toad.
00:25:02 Now is the time of changing
00:25:07 Which guard?
00:25:50 The most important King's pages!
00:25:54 Jam.
00:25:56 Skimmings! Jam's skimmings.
00:26:15 Olia! Look!
00:26:19 Lots of jam!
00:26:23 What are you doing?
00:26:25 Let's take just one jar.
00:26:29 Follow my example.
00:26:42 Come here!
00:27:03 Watch out, mice! A cat is coming.
00:27:07 Please, sirs, the most important
00:27:12 Jam!
00:27:18 Hurry up, little pheasants!
00:27:29 That's what happens to those
00:27:38 Look what happens to those
00:27:41 Oh, boys!
00:27:43 What are we going to do?
00:27:46 Those greasy, sticky spots
00:27:50 Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:27:55 Take your clothes off!
00:27:59 Jam! Jam!
00:28:03 Have you stripped, my little brats?
00:28:07 That's the way only silly cats
00:28:18 All right, little pheasants, now you
00:28:51 - You remember everything?
00:28:58 You won't get mixed up?
00:29:13 Look, the key!
00:29:24 - You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
00:29:41 - Beat it from here!
00:29:44 We're not midgets!
00:29:46 Change of the Guard of Pages!
00:29:53 Change of the Guard of Pages?
00:29:55 Change of the Guard of Pages!
00:30:07 The key!
00:30:20 Pages!
00:30:23 Pages!
00:30:29 There come the tattletales.
00:30:31 - We're done for!
00:30:34 Naughty boys,
00:30:39 of His Most Royal Majesty?
00:30:42 We don't know.
00:30:45 What do you mean, you don't know?
00:30:50 Pages are supposed to know everything!
00:30:54 And we don't know everything yet.
00:30:57 Yet...
00:31:01 You're probably new here?
00:31:04 Yes, we're new!
00:31:06 Silence!
00:31:26 His cleverest, wisest,
00:31:29 handsomest, chicest Majesty,
00:31:34 King Torrap the Seventy-Seventh!
00:31:40 - Which one?
00:31:53 Where's the Dowager Queen?
00:31:56 Resting after the grand promenade.
00:32:00 - And the Marriageable Princesses?
00:32:04 What is it?
00:32:07 The promenade.
00:32:09 I always said... what?
00:32:13 Fresh air
00:32:18 - He's so stupid!
00:32:23 I invited you, ladies and gentlemen,
00:32:28 To solve a most intricate
00:32:35 One hundred squares have
00:32:39 How many mirrors in all?
00:32:42 - How many mirrors?
00:32:45 The King's menu.
00:32:47 I asked you, how many mirrors?
00:32:51 I feel shy.
00:32:53 How charming!
00:32:56 Turn away!
00:33:00 Arithmetic came hard to me
00:33:05 I guessed so.
00:33:08 I learned to count only up to...
00:33:14 Up to three?
00:33:15 - How much is two plus two?
00:33:19 And five minus one?
00:33:22 Three!
00:33:24 You're thrice the dolt!
00:33:28 You're absolutely right,
00:33:33 How many?
00:33:38 - How many mirrors?
00:33:41 Dunderhead!
00:33:43 - And what do you think?
00:33:47 You too!
00:33:49 Unbelievably stupid.
00:33:54 And what do you think,
00:33:57 We believe, Your Majesty,
00:34:04 Why?
00:34:09 We think
00:34:16 than four hundred and a half
00:34:23 You're fools with a half,
00:34:34 This 77th one is as dumb...
00:34:40 as an ox.
00:34:43 You believe so?
00:34:45 I'm sure.
00:34:51 I'm as mute as a fish.
00:34:55 I got to go.
00:34:57 I'm not keeping you.
00:35:04 Anyway! One hundred squares
00:35:09 How many mirrors in all?
00:35:13 How many mirrors?
00:35:18 Come on, speak up!
00:35:23 As many as you wish.
00:35:25 - Ten thousand!
00:35:29 I did.
00:35:31 You?
00:35:33 It's correct!
00:35:34 I swear by the beauty of my reflection,
00:35:38 It's not complicated.
00:35:41 You didn't have enough time
00:35:45 I didn't add up,
00:35:49 What do you mean? Just multiplied?
00:35:53 What's your name,
00:35:55 Olia.
00:35:58 Kolia!
00:36:01 - And what is your name, page?
00:36:04 Don't shout!
00:36:07 Ailok!
00:36:09 - What name is that?
00:36:12 - Ailok is Kolia read backwards.
00:36:21 So you're backward?
00:36:25 Yes, we're twins.
00:36:28 Listen all!
00:36:30 I appoint Kolia
00:36:32 the Most Scientific Mathematician
00:36:38 and Ailok his Most Scientific
00:36:47 I won't keep you any longer,
00:36:50 Masters of Ceremonies!
00:36:54 Away! Shoo!
00:37:04 Pages!
00:37:18 Tramps!
00:37:24 Pages, I want to let you into
00:37:28 our important state secret.
00:37:42 The beautiful Elipter!
00:37:44 What would you like?
00:37:49 I'm listening.
00:37:52 I must let you into
00:37:57 It's interesting.
00:38:12 His Majesty Torrap 77
00:38:18 Even babies know that secret.
00:38:21 It's time to replace the king.
00:38:25 By whom?
00:38:28 By a new king.
00:38:34 Or, perhaps, by a queen.
00:38:39 I agree.
00:38:57 Don't trust my father.
00:39:02 He himself aspires after the crown,
00:39:09 He likes sodas, doesn't he?
00:39:13 Yes, he does.
00:39:16 - Poison?
00:39:25 My Queen!
00:39:28 I agree to everything.
00:39:35 You look like very nice boys.
00:39:37 But you must be terrible liars
00:39:41 Can you keep a secret?
00:39:44 Swear before the only straight
00:39:52 These are arithmetic test problems.
00:39:56 My courtiers are all fools.
00:40:01 I want to glorify and immortalize
00:40:04 If I can count all the mirrors
00:40:10 my descendants will always
00:40:16 - Proud of who?
00:40:19 Would you agree to participate
00:40:23 We would,
00:40:29 How dare you to make conditions
00:40:34 Your Majesty!
00:40:38 It's a teeny-weeny condition.
00:40:40 Speak up.
00:40:42 A mirror-maker, Dneirf,
00:40:46 We ask you to pardon him.
00:40:49 I can't pardon criminals.
00:40:51 - He's not a criminal!
00:40:54 Can't pardon him.
00:40:58 - Then postpone the execution.
00:41:02 Will you agree then to be
00:41:08 Yes!
00:41:10 Hold it.
00:41:12 Yes, no, yes, no...
00:41:15 No!
00:41:17 I agree!
00:41:22 The mirror-maker Dneirf's execution
00:41:46 The mirror-maker Dneirf's execution
00:42:19 Your Majesty!
00:42:21 - To pick one's nose...
00:42:25 Everything is proper for a king.
00:42:30 Why was the mirror-maker Dneirf's
00:42:34 Such was my wish.
00:42:38 - What?
00:42:42 - Your royal wish?
00:42:45 How dare you?
00:42:47 Get out of here!
00:42:50 Your Majesty, have you forgotten
00:42:56 To become the queen, your great
00:43:04 But your grandfather took the crown
00:43:07 and confined his deposed mother
00:43:16 Your father executed your grandfather
00:43:21 only to sit on the throne
00:43:26 Just seventy-seven days.
00:43:29 And you, if I'm not mistaken,
00:43:36 What a coincidence.
00:43:41 Remember?
00:43:46 And your mother became
00:43:58 Your elder brother succeeded him
00:44:02 But he wouldn't listen to
00:44:08 Remember what happened to him?
00:44:13 I'll refresh your memory.
00:44:19 fell down the precipice.
00:44:24 After that you got the crown!
00:44:27 But crowning you,
00:44:31 you won't forget
00:44:36 What do you want me to do?
00:44:38 Never pronounce the words:
00:44:45 You have to follow our wishes,
00:44:48 the wishes of the richest people
00:44:56 What do you mean, "uhu"?
00:44:58 Everything is "uhu"!
00:45:04 I "uhu" to everything!
00:45:06 That's better.
00:45:16 Go!
00:45:22 Stop! Stop them!
00:45:24 The mirror-makers started making this.
00:45:27 - Straight mirrors?
00:45:30 And at a time like this you postpone
00:45:37 Execute him! Immediately!
00:45:39 The key!
00:45:40 Take this symbol of
00:45:44 Where is it?
00:45:51 That's them! The pages!
00:46:24 - The key!
00:46:28 Give him the key, quick!
00:46:30 I think I've lost the key.
00:46:34 - You lose everything!
00:46:37 - We're the King's pages!
00:46:39 Are you playing statues?
00:46:42 Olia, it's not my fault.
00:46:46 Let's go to Daot, quick!
00:46:50 I'm thirsty!
00:46:55 Stop it!
00:46:58 Go!
00:47:11 The King's pages,
00:47:15 How did you get here?
00:47:18 We're going to Daot.
00:47:20 To Daot?
00:47:23 What for?
00:47:30 Come to my place.
00:47:33 I'm hungry!
00:47:38 Peaches!
00:47:42 - Let's drop by.
00:47:44 We can't be delayed, miss!
00:47:49 Ice-cream, cakes, sodas!
00:47:54 - Sodas!..
00:47:59 All right, but just for one moment.
00:48:02 I won't keep you long.
00:48:42 You're getting old.
00:48:46 Getting clumsy.
00:48:49 My dear Evals!
00:48:51 What are you doing?
00:48:53 - What do you mean?
00:48:58 You mean, because I hit the servant?
00:49:01 You were brought up in a very strange
00:49:06 Tar, treat His Majesty's pages
00:49:13 - Tar?
00:49:15 - Why are you whispering?
00:49:21 Come on in,
00:49:33 What do those nasty boys want from
00:49:38 There must be some secret.
00:49:42 I must inform my father immediately.
00:49:57 The key!
00:49:59 I'm the King's Important Minister!
00:50:00 The key!
00:50:02 Have you seen the King's pages here?
00:50:04 The key!
00:50:24 Listen carefully.
00:50:30 You got it?
00:50:34 Hurry up!
00:50:40 Ice-cream! Soda!
00:51:01 It's an emergency!
00:51:06 What happened?
00:51:12 My daughter has managed to lure
00:51:17 That's my girl!
00:51:44 - Someone has arrived.
00:51:47 - We'd better look.
00:51:55 Come on, let's run!
00:52:01 Where are they?
00:52:03 Good girl, Elitper.
00:52:05 - Elipter?
00:52:12 You look so dirty!
00:52:14 Just like you!
00:52:21 Those rascals have stolen the key
00:52:26 They looked suspicious to me, too,
00:52:44 - We must jump.
00:52:48 It's too narrow, and we've eaten
00:52:56 - There they are!
00:53:08 Why were you in your way to Daot?
00:53:11 To pay him a visit!
00:53:15 - I won't tell you the truth!
00:53:20 Let me go!
00:53:22 Throw this urchin
00:53:25 Let go!
00:53:32 You trash!
00:53:36 You'll come to your senses
00:53:45 I must go to Daot at once!
00:53:48 Have them bring my carriage.
00:53:50 The royal carriage.
00:53:55 Royal?
00:54:01 Isn't it somewhat premature?
00:54:03 I'll accompany you,
00:54:12 Give the orders.
00:54:22 Etik the First!
00:54:27 The King!
00:54:49 Where's Olia?
00:54:58 Where are you, Olia dear?
00:55:08 She's dead!
00:55:16 Hello!
00:55:22 Why don't you say something?
00:55:27 Are you guarding those barrels
00:55:31 Don't get the idea that I want
00:55:38 I like only sodas.
00:55:43 Please, say something,
00:55:47 because I'm getting very scared.
00:55:52 Why do you keep silent?
00:55:58 Is it empty?
00:56:09 Empty.
00:56:27 Open up!
01:00:19 She's alive!
01:01:07 The key!
01:01:42 Uncle Evals!
01:01:47 Does it hurt very much?
01:01:49 Don't you beat your servants?
01:01:52 We have never had and will never have
01:01:54 What country do you come from?
01:01:56 From the best country.
01:02:00 And where's your sister?
01:02:03 - We're boys.
01:02:06 Have you been told
01:02:10 I guessed it.
01:02:11 Are you going to tell anyone?
01:02:14 No.
01:02:16 Honest?
01:02:18 Honest.
01:02:31 What do you need my key for,
01:02:36 You see,
01:02:39 the King's key has disappeared.
01:02:42 Disappeared?
01:02:45 So, I'm the only possessor
01:02:48 of the symbol of royal power?
01:03:00 We need a new king!
01:03:02 I agree, we really need
01:03:35 Anybody there?
01:03:38 No, nobody.
01:03:42 I had no doubt
01:03:46 Certainly, my dear Etik.
01:03:48 Well, to our success.
01:03:51 To success and trust.
01:03:55 To trust.
01:04:05 Give me the key, then.
01:04:07 No, I won't.
01:04:13 Yes, you will!
01:04:15 No, I won't.
01:04:16 Yes, you will!
01:04:18 No, I won't!
01:04:19 You will, fat toad!
01:04:32 A mouse!
01:04:38 The key!
01:04:44 The key!
01:04:49 Hurry up!
01:06:52 Uncle Evals!
01:07:34 Hurry! Hurry!
01:07:40 Stop!
01:07:42 Make way, father!
01:07:47 Out of my way, you scrawny carrion
01:07:50 Toad!
01:09:52 The key!
01:09:55 The key!
01:09:58 The key!
01:09:59 Hurry up!
01:10:01 Just a sec.
01:10:06 How absent-minded you are!
01:10:09 By the way, I'm just
01:10:14 You may pass!
01:10:42 Dneirf!
01:10:45 - You're free, Friend!
01:10:48 We're your friends.
01:10:52 Ailo. Olia. Friends!
01:11:14 The key!
01:11:15 In the name of the King!
01:11:24 What is it?
01:11:26 When our scout group's on march,
01:11:29 For we must always stay in touch
01:11:32 Like early morning sun at dawn,
01:11:39 In the air it proudly soars on
01:11:47 And our hearts beat up with pep,
01:11:51 More lively getting our step,
01:11:54 Like early morning sun at dawn,
01:12:01 In the air it proudly soars on
01:12:09 Shut up!
01:12:14 And should at you some hardship nag,
01:12:18 You just remember our flag,
01:12:21 Like early morning sun at dawn,
01:12:25 Alight it's over your head.
01:12:29 In the air it proudly soars on
01:12:33 And beckons us ahead!
01:12:46 So much for my reigning!
01:13:20 Aunt Lesaew!
01:13:27 My dear little pheasants!
01:13:39 Now I'm going to tell on you,
01:13:44 Don't! Don't!
01:13:46 All right, I won't be a tattletale.
01:13:55 Grandma is here!
01:13:58 What happened?
01:14:03 Thank you, Grandma.
01:14:05 My precious one!
01:14:07 It's just like in a fairy tale!
01:14:13 Ailo, look, it's like in a fairy tale!
01:14:16 Granny, dear!
01:14:19 It must be really a fairy tale.
01:14:21 Forgive me for losing things.
01:14:23 What's wrong, honey?
01:14:29 I just looked at myself
01:14:33 Oh, my sweet baby!
01:14:34 And you, friends, did you try to look
01:14:47 The End