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00:01:58 I love you, Billy.
00:02:03 I love you too, Mommy.
00:02:12 Night-night.
00:02:17 Sleep tight.
00:02:21 Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:02:25 I'll see you in the morning light.
00:02:40 I love you.
00:03:03 They're going to make me an assistant
00:03:07 "You get yourself a Burberry coat.
00:03:10 If you're gonna be Madison Avenue,
00:03:13 Saturday afternoon, I go out,
00:03:16 I go to this place
00:03:19 ...and say, " I want a Burberry coat,
00:03:22 They put it on,
00:03:26 I say, " I'll buy it."
00:03:27 And right then, I start to sweat.
00:03:29 I take my checkbook out, start to
00:03:34 ...because I'm so scared.
00:03:36 - Good night.
00:03:37 - I gotta get home.
00:03:42 Okay, so let me finish.
00:03:43 So I sign it,
00:03:47 Who is this? Danny, right?
00:03:51 - Come on, I gotta tell you something.
00:03:56 Gotta talk to you
00:03:58 I'm putting you in charge
00:04:24 By the end of the year, we'll
00:04:27 If this campaign works out the way
00:04:31 ...they'll offer me a partnership.
00:04:33 That's terrific!
00:04:34 When that happens, I just want you
00:04:40 Wow! Wow! That's terrific.
00:05:01 Joanna.
00:05:04 I'm home.
00:05:09 I forgot my keys. I gotta call
00:05:12 Jo, you're gonna be real proud
00:05:18 - Ted.
00:05:25 You know Jack Edwards in accounting?
00:05:29 Yeah, hi. Ted Kramer.
00:05:31 I gotta get those photos from
00:05:35 - I'm leaving you.
00:05:39 Okay, you too. Thanks a lot.
00:05:43 Did you guys eat?
00:05:45 I'm leaving you.
00:05:49 Here are my keys.
00:05:51 Here's my American Express,
00:05:54 ...my checkbook. I've taken
00:05:58 That's what I had when we got married.
00:06:00 - Is this a joke?
00:06:03 You can pick them both up
00:06:06 - You. You have to pick them up.
00:06:09 I paid the rent, the Con Ed bill,
00:06:13 You really pick your times to...
00:06:19 I'm sorry I was late, but I was
00:06:23 Come on, okay? Can we stop now?
00:06:27 So that's everything.
00:06:34 Enough, enough. All right?
00:06:36 What are you doing?
00:06:38 Where are you going? Just tell me
00:06:42 - It's not you.
00:06:44 It's me. It's my fault.
00:06:46 You married the wrong person.
00:06:48 - I can't hack it.
00:06:51 I can't, I tried.
00:06:53 Joanna, please, just... I'm sorry.
00:06:56 - No, please don't make me go in there.
00:07:02 If you do, I swear, one day...
00:07:04 ...l'll go right out the window.
00:07:07 Come on, now. What about Billy?
00:07:13 I'm not taking him with me.
00:07:17 I'm terrible with him.
00:07:19 I have no patience.
00:07:22 He's better off without me.
00:07:26 Joanna, please.
00:07:33 And I don't love you anymore.
00:07:37 - Where are you going?
00:08:13 Hi, Margaret. This is Ted.
00:08:17 Yeah. Joanna come in?
00:08:20 We had a little fight. I thought
00:08:25 If she comes in, tell her to come up
00:08:30 Don't worry. She didn't take
00:08:35 I got work to do.
00:08:46 It's about time.
00:08:50 Joanna, that's the most insensitive...
00:08:53 - She packed a suitcase?
00:08:57 She tell you where she was going?
00:09:00 - You tell me.
00:09:03 Clearly, you two had many
00:09:06 ...which I haven't been privy to.
00:09:10 ...but I have a major presentation
00:09:13 ...and I gotta get my work done.
00:09:16 You don't realize
00:09:19 Wrong. Me. I got the problem.
00:09:22 ...go out the door and go back to bed.
00:09:25 - The fact is...
00:09:28 ...l've been spitting blood to get
00:09:32 And at five, we got it.
00:09:35 At eight, the vice president tells me
00:09:39 I come through this door
00:09:42 ...one of the five best days
00:09:46 ...and tells me she doesn't want
00:09:54 Can't you understand
00:09:59 She loused up one of the five
00:10:06 You're terrific. Boy, you're...
00:10:09 Thanks very much, really.
00:10:13 Sisterhood.
00:10:14 Thank you for coming
00:10:17 I didn't come to cheer you up.
00:10:19 I'm concerned about Joanna.
00:10:22 Maybe you can be concerned
00:10:26 Joanna and I never had any problems
00:10:31 Oh, I don't believe you.
00:10:33 Just tell me the truth, okay?
00:10:35 Did you set her up to this?
00:10:37 No, I didn't put her up to this.
00:10:39 - Give her a little pep talk?
00:10:42 Joanna and I talk a great deal.
00:10:44 And Joanna is a very unhappy woman.
00:10:46 And it took a lot of courage for her
00:10:51 How much courage does it take
00:12:08 Where's Mommy?
00:12:10 - What?
00:12:12 What time is it?
00:12:15 The little hand's on the 7, the big
00:12:21 Oh, God. Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
00:12:26 - She's supposed to take me to school.
00:12:30 Okay, I'll tell you where she went.
00:12:32 You know when you and your friends
00:12:36 And you want to go and be alone
00:12:39 Sometimes Mommy and Daddy
00:12:42 ...and one of them wants to go
00:12:46 - When is Mommy coming back?
00:12:48 Now we are gonna have breakfast!
00:12:52 - What do you want?
00:12:55 You want French toast, you got it.
00:12:57 Put up a little water for Daddy
00:13:00 We got how many eggs?
00:13:04 We got milk.
00:13:05 We got butter.
00:13:07 We got $5.
00:13:09 I got $5.
00:13:12 Okay, can you be my number one helper?
00:13:16 Watch this. One hand.
00:13:18 Here we go.
00:13:20 Did you know that all
00:13:23 Isn't this terrific?
00:13:26 - You dropped some shell in it.
00:13:29 Makes it crunchier.
00:13:33 Why don't you beat them,
00:13:37 - What time is school?
00:13:39 Gotta get the show on the road.
00:13:44 I got people to see.
00:13:45 And Daddy's gotta bring home
00:13:48 ...and he's gotta cook it.
00:13:50 We're having a good time!
00:13:53 - In the stove.
00:13:58 First, we need a nice fire.
00:14:00 No, you're not doing it right.
00:14:02 Look, you gotta do it fast. See?
00:14:06 So the gucky part dissolves.
00:14:08 Then you take the bread, and we...
00:14:12 We...
00:14:15 We fold the French toast.
00:14:18 - I think you forgot milk.
00:14:23 When you're having a good time
00:14:26 I just wanted to see
00:14:30 Fun, isn't it? When's the last
00:14:34 I don't like it in pieces.
00:14:36 It tastes the same whether it's in
00:14:40 Besides, French toast
00:14:43 In the best restaurants,
00:14:46 You get more bites that way.
00:14:50 And while that's going,
00:14:53 You having a good time?
00:14:55 I don't remember the last
00:15:00 Daddy's gonna make himself coffee.
00:15:02 - That's too much!
00:15:04 Mommy always makes it too weak.
00:15:09 Can I have some orange juice?
00:15:12 Right. One OJ coming up
00:15:16 Daddy, it's burning!
00:15:19 - What?
00:15:22 Damn it! Goddamn her!
00:15:28 Oh, shit.
00:15:32 Just take it easy.
00:15:36 Just...
00:15:39 Just take it easy.
00:15:46 - What?
00:15:48 - When's Mommy coming back?
00:15:51 - Is she gonna pick me up?
00:15:54 - What if you forget?
00:15:56 - What if you get run over?
00:16:00 - Miss! What grade are you in?
00:16:02 This is Billy Kramer.
00:16:05 Take care of him. I gotta
00:16:08 Taxi!
00:16:12 - Congratulations about Mid-Atlantic.
00:16:16 - Congratulations.
00:16:19 - Great news, Ted.
00:16:22 Morning. 11:00, meeting
00:16:24 - Where's the stuff from the retoucher?
00:16:28 - Did my wife call?
00:16:30 You're gonna have to cancel
00:17:05 She's never gone this far before,
00:17:08 ...l've known
00:17:11 ...she gets very quiet.
00:17:13 Our pattern has been that I've said,
00:17:17 ...and she'll kind of sit on it.
00:17:19 But in the last few weeks,
00:17:22 ...since we've been going crazy
00:17:26 And I just didn't look at the writing
00:17:32 I think this is a way
00:17:36 " I'm as important as your work."
00:17:41 Is there another guy?
00:17:45 I don't think so.
00:17:48 She's got this friend, Margaret,
00:17:51 ...you know, women's lib.
00:17:57 It worked.
00:17:59 I'm going crazy!
00:18:01 Look, not to worry.
00:18:03 She'll be back.
00:18:05 I didn't know it would happen to me!
00:18:08 Don't let it get you down.
00:18:10 I know she'll be back.
00:18:16 - You do have a problem, Ted.
00:18:22 What are you gonna do about Billy?
00:18:25 This just happened last night.
00:18:30 It's none of my business.
00:18:32 Listen, I want to hear your thoughts.
00:18:35 I appreciate you
00:18:39 May sound a little rough, but...
00:18:43 ...I think you ought to send Billy away
00:18:48 You mean, until Joanna comes back?
00:18:51 Suppose Joanna doesn't come back?
00:18:57 Gee, I don't know...
00:18:59 Ted, listen to me.
00:19:01 I just told the boys upstairs you're
00:19:06 You know? A gig like that comes
00:19:11 There's guys here eating their hearts
00:19:15 This is important. Don't blow this.
00:19:19 I gotta depend on you. I gotta count
00:19:23 ...7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
00:19:28 I can't be concerned about you
00:19:32 First, you can count on me
00:19:36 Because I'm not a loser, Jim.
00:19:38 I never let anything at home
00:19:41 You asked me to unload in this office.
00:19:43 When I go outside, I'm on top of it.
00:19:47 I'm a survivor.
00:19:50 You've given me a shot here.
00:19:55 Okay?
00:19:59 Let's have a drink later.
00:20:02 ...blow smoke up Airwick's ass, 11:00.
00:20:05 I'm all right!
00:20:06 You don't worry.
00:20:08 Thank you.
00:20:11 I love you, you bastard.
00:20:18 Daddy?
00:20:21 Daddy?
00:20:25 Yeah, honey, just wait a second.
00:20:29 Let me get this copy done,
00:20:32 What time is it when an elephant
00:20:38 Time to get a new fence.
00:20:44 Honey, please...
00:20:47 Daddy! Daddy!
00:20:49 Goddamn it! Goddamn it!
00:20:50 Get over there and sit
00:20:54 I knew this was gonna happen!
00:20:57 Who told you not to drink
00:21:01 - Sorry.
00:21:03 Told you to keep that juice
00:21:06 Sorry.
00:21:08 Who took you to the park, gave you
00:21:12 - Who bought you an ice cream?
00:21:14 And who promised Daddy that when
00:21:20 - That's ruined. I can't fix that.
00:21:29 It's past your bedtime.
00:21:37 And brush your teeth
00:21:46 - Paper towels. What else?
00:21:49 All right.
00:21:50 No, Mommy buys the kind
00:21:54 - There's no difference.
00:22:01 - Let's go.
00:22:05 All right, come on.
00:22:07 Okay. That's it.
00:22:11 We need some cereal.
00:22:13 Okay, what colour?
00:22:25 Hey, Billy!
00:22:27 Billy! Told you Mommy would write
00:22:31 - When is she coming back?
00:22:36 Okay. Let's read it.
00:22:45 " My dearest, sweet Billy."
00:22:50 That's you.
00:22:54 " Mommy has gone away.
00:22:56 Sometimes in the world...
00:22:59 ...daddies go away...
00:23:01 ...and mommies bring up
00:23:03 But sometimes, a mommy
00:23:06 ...and you have your daddy
00:23:10 I have gone away
00:23:12 ...something interesting to do
00:23:17 Everybody has to, and so do I.
00:23:23 Being your mommy was one thing,
00:23:28 ...and this is what I have to do.
00:23:31 I did not get a chance
00:23:34 ...and that is why
00:23:37 I will always be your mommy...
00:23:41 ...and I will always love you.
00:23:44 I just won't be your mommy
00:23:47 ...but I'll be your mommy
00:23:50 And now I must go
00:23:59 We'll read this another time.
00:24:01 I don't care.
00:25:14 - Good night, Jim.
00:25:16 - Have a drink.
00:25:19 What's the rush? We're having
00:25:23 Can you believe it?
00:25:24 Wish I could, but I'm late.
00:25:27 You know Jerry Hoover, in media?
00:25:30 Tell you something funny.
00:25:31 Gotta go. See you Monday.
00:25:38 Taxi!
00:25:41 Taxi!
00:25:46 - Here, keep the change.
00:26:06 Hi, Mrs. Kline. I'm sorry I'm late.
00:26:09 That's all right, but Billy is upset.
00:26:12 Hey, how's it going, sport?
00:26:15 I had a little trouble
00:26:19 Sorry. Come on, let's get going.
00:26:22 Thanks for coming, Billy.
00:26:26 - Don't forget your goody bag.
00:26:29 - Bye.
00:26:31 - So, did you have a lot of fun?
00:26:34 - I'm not that late. Only 20 minutes.
00:26:39 All the other mothers were there
00:26:45 Why are you making such a big deal
00:26:51 If you want to be a big boy...
00:26:55 ...you learn that when somebody says
00:26:59 ...you don't hold a grudge
00:27:04 ...a long time afterwards.
00:27:07 Okay, go ahead.
00:27:12 Don't eat with your fingers.
00:27:15 You know better than that.
00:27:19 Use a fork.
00:27:23 Come on, come on.
00:27:27 How was school today?
00:27:29 Same as usual.
00:27:31 I see the Knicks finally won a game.
00:27:33 I don't care.
00:27:35 What do you mean?
00:27:37 - I like Boston.
00:27:41 Because Mommy's from Boston.
00:27:48 Sit up and try to eat. Come on.
00:27:50 Can I be excused?
00:27:53 Too much birthday cake?
00:27:55 Yeah, I guess.
00:32:06 I'm sorry. Excuse me.
00:32:08 Louise, give me a hand.
00:32:09 You're 15 minutes late.
00:32:11 - Mr. O'Connor is very upset.
00:32:14 - Yes. Do you want your mail now?
00:32:18 Remind me to get
00:32:22 Okay, okay.
00:32:23 Sorry I'm late.
00:32:24 And there's a PTA meeting
00:32:31 Right, thanks.
00:32:33 Put the chicken in the refrigerator.
00:32:38 Know who Charley's seeing now?
00:32:40 Who?
00:32:42 A divorced woman with two little girls
00:32:46 - Are you kidding?
00:32:48 How do you know?
00:32:49 I know.
00:32:51 How long has it been since
00:32:54 Year and a half.
00:32:55 That long?
00:32:58 Did I ever tell you how sorry...
00:33:00 ...how sad Joanna and I were
00:33:04 Look at that cute little boy
00:33:08 You think you'll ever
00:33:13 - I mean, to anybody.
00:33:15 Why?
00:33:18 Maybe it's different if you don't
00:33:23 ...even if Charley and I aren't living
00:33:28 ...sleeping with other people, even
00:33:34 ...he's still my husband...
00:33:36 ...and he's still the father of my
00:33:41 That stuff about "till death do you
00:33:45 Let's say Charley finishes
00:33:49 ...he's had it with his flings
00:33:53 What would you do?
00:33:59 I think that if he really loved me...
00:34:04 ...he wouldn't have let me
00:34:16 You still think about him, don't you?
00:34:19 Only all the time.
00:34:29 - Think about Joanna?
00:34:34 Liar.
00:34:38 Some pair, boy.
00:34:41 I don't believe it.
00:34:43 - You missed the closing.
00:34:46 Look, I gotta tell you something.
00:34:50 Ever since your wife left you.
00:34:54 You're not getting any better.
00:34:56 What do you mean?
00:34:57 Look, I can't let your family problems
00:35:02 I got a shop to run.
00:35:04 I regret it, and I promise you
00:35:08 Okay?
00:35:13 Yeah?
00:35:16 Yeah, wait a minute.
00:35:18 - It's for you, pick up 461.
00:35:20 Pick up 461.
00:35:25 Yeah?
00:35:27 Oh, hi, Billy. What's up?
00:35:30 No, one hour of television a day.
00:35:34 No.
00:35:36 I don't care what the other
00:35:41 I can't talk now. I'm busy.
00:35:43 We will talk about it tonight
00:35:47 Double chocolate chip. I remember.
00:35:54 I'm getting very nervous.
00:36:03 Put that down and eat your dinner.
00:36:05 What is this crap?
00:36:08 - It's Salisbury steak.
00:36:10 You had it last week and you loved it.
00:36:13 No, I didn't. I hate the brown
00:36:17 - It's onions and gravy.
00:36:19 You are not.
00:36:22 ...and I said it was my favourite and you
00:36:26 - I did not.
00:36:29 It's regular hamburger.
00:36:31 Take a bite. It's delicious.
00:36:34 What's the matter?
00:36:36 I'm gonna throw up.
00:36:37 - No, you're not.
00:36:39 It is not yucky, Billy. Eat it.
00:36:47 Did you bring the chocolate chip
00:36:52 Yes, I brought the chocolate chip
00:36:55 ...and you can't have it until
00:36:59 Where are you going?
00:37:01 Did you hear me?
00:37:03 You'd better not do that.
00:37:05 You'd better stop right there.
00:37:11 Did you hear me?
00:37:14 Now, you listen to me.
00:37:18 Put that back until you finish
00:37:23 If you take one bite out of that,
00:37:28 Don't you dare.
00:37:31 You hear me? Hold it right there.
00:37:33 You put that ice cream in your mouth
00:37:39 Don't you dare go anywhere
00:37:42 I am not going to say it again.
00:37:49 You're hurting me!
00:37:51 Don't you kick me.
00:37:54 - I hate you!
00:37:57 You are a spoiled little brat!
00:37:59 - I hate you!
00:38:02 - I want my mommy!
00:38:07 I want my mommy!
00:38:14 I want my mommy!
00:38:23 I want my mommy!
00:38:27 Mommy...
00:39:23 Daddy?
00:39:25 Daddy?
00:39:26 - Yeah?
00:39:30 I'm sorry too.
00:39:34 I want you to go to sleep
00:39:39 Daddy?
00:39:41 Now what is it?
00:39:43 Are you going away?
00:39:45 No.
00:39:47 I'm staying here with you.
00:39:51 That's why Mommy left, isn't it?
00:39:56 Is that what you think?
00:39:59 No.
00:40:01 That's not it, Billy.
00:40:05 ...and the reason she left has
00:40:11 I don't know if this will make sense,
00:40:19 I think the reason why Mommy left...
00:40:23 ...was because for a long time...
00:40:25 ...I kept trying to make her be
00:40:31 A certain kind of wife that
00:40:36 And she just wasn't like that.
00:40:40 She just wasn't like that.
00:40:44 I think that she tried for so long
00:40:50 ...and when she couldn't,
00:40:54 But I wasn't listening.
00:40:59 ...just thinking about myself.
00:41:02 And I thought that anytime
00:41:07 But I think underneath
00:41:12 Mommy stayed here longer than she
00:41:19 And the reason why Mommy
00:41:23 ...was because she couldn't stand me.
00:41:26 She didn't leave because of you.
00:41:44 Go to sleep now because
00:41:50 Good night.
00:41:52 - Sleep tight.
00:41:54 See you in the morning light.
00:41:57 - Daddy?
00:42:00 I love you.
00:42:04 I love you too.
00:42:24 - Ladies and gentlemen...
00:42:31 ...welcome to our Halloween Pageant.
00:42:34 ...welcome to our Halloween Pageant.
00:42:37 - With gruesome goblins.
00:42:41 And ghostly ghosts.
00:42:43 And wicked witches and spooky spooks.
00:43:01 Tom, you and I both know
00:43:05 Look, it doesn't make any difference.
00:43:09 I don't care. Tell them if they
00:43:13 All right, bye-bye.
00:43:15 Hello, Kramer.
00:43:17 Can you check the copy
00:43:19 I think it's okay.
00:43:32 Yes.
00:43:35 Yes, what?
00:43:39 I'll have dinner with you.
00:43:47 Thank you.
00:43:49 You're welcome.
00:44:15 Oh, shit!
00:44:16 - I gotta go.
00:44:18 I gotta go.
00:44:19 - Want me to call a cab?
00:44:23 - Where you going?
00:44:24 That's a closet.
00:44:27 Yeah, you're right.
00:44:29 These morons are violating the FTC
00:44:36 Hi.
00:44:39 - What's your name?
00:44:42 Who?
00:44:43 I'm a friend, uh, business associate
00:44:49 Oh, Jesus.
00:44:51 - Do you like fried chicken?
00:44:55 So do I.
00:44:59 Well, it's really...
00:45:03 It's nice seeing you and...
00:45:05 - Bye.
00:45:10 Kramer, I just met your son.
00:45:13 Come on, you're never going to do
00:45:18 All right, come on. Thattaboy.
00:45:23 Okay? How's it feel?
00:45:25 Good.
00:45:26 Keep it going, keep it going!
00:45:30 Don't stop! Billy, keep your
00:45:35 Oh, that's terrific.
00:45:37 - Good!
00:45:46 Don't go too far!
00:45:52 - Yeah?
00:45:56 So Tom got so mad, he jumped in
00:46:00 ...and he pushed over the table.
00:46:03 Yeah?
00:46:04 - Then...
00:46:06 Then what happened?
00:46:07 The big dog kept chasing him,
00:46:12 - With all the stuff coming down?
00:46:14 Then what happened?
00:46:15 I don't want to be late for school.
00:46:18 Here's your homework. Give me a kiss.
00:46:22 - Hi, Tommy.
00:46:31 Taxi!
00:46:35 Hi.
00:46:45 Your babysitter answers,
00:46:50 Tell me where you were.
00:46:51 Well...
00:46:54 ...my French professor finally
00:46:57 - When?
00:47:00 You had a date.
00:47:01 I knew you were keeping
00:47:03 - I thought he was a pretty neat guy.
00:47:07 - So we go to dinner.
00:47:09 I find out he's married.
00:47:11 He's deep in analysis.
00:47:15 - He's telling me his life story...
00:47:18 ...and all I can think of
00:47:20 ...is that I'm paying a babysitter
00:47:24 ...to listen to his problems.
00:47:26 Daddy! Daddy, look!
00:47:29 - Take that out of your hand.
00:47:32 Did you hear me?
00:47:39 Hold it, hold it!
00:47:44 It hurts, Daddy.
00:47:48 - Daddy, hurry.
00:47:56 - I can't see, Daddy.
00:47:59 Watch it!
00:48:03 Daddy, please hurry.
00:48:05 - We're almost there.
00:48:08 Let me see.
00:48:20 How did this happen?
00:48:21 He fell off the jungle gym.
00:48:24 He had a plane in his hand.
00:48:26 I'm just about through.
00:48:27 - Don't hurt him.
00:48:29 Mr. Kramer, can I talk to you outside?
00:48:32 Yeah. Can she come in?
00:48:34 Margaret, come in.
00:48:36 - Stay, Daddy.
00:48:38 - Daddy, stay.
00:48:41 It's all right, darling.
00:48:42 I'm just talking to the doctor.
00:48:45 He'll be right back.
00:48:46 I'm right here.
00:48:49 Will he lose his eye?
00:48:50 No, but I have to take some stitches.
00:48:54 How many?
00:48:56 - About 10.
00:48:57 Don't worry. There won't be
00:49:01 This will take about 15 minutes,
00:49:04 I want to be in there with him.
00:49:06 - You don't need to be in there.
00:49:09 If you're gonna do something,
00:49:13 Good boy. You're really brave.
00:49:26 That was a big one.
00:49:34 Stop it.
00:49:42 Okay, we're almost done now.
00:50:29 How is he?
00:50:30 He's okay. He's sleeping.
00:50:34 It's okay. I can do that.
00:50:38 Ted, I'm so sorry.
00:50:41 I don't know what happened.
00:50:43 One minute he was there and the
00:50:48 Come on, Margaret.
00:50:50 Now listen, I want
00:50:54 It's a big favour.
00:50:57 If something happened to me...
00:51:00 ...but if a building fell on me...
00:51:03 ...would you consider
00:51:11 I want you to know that I put
00:51:15 ...and I...
00:51:17 ...can't think of anybody else
00:51:21 I know you'd be okay
00:51:25 ...you're a good mother.
00:51:33 You're a lousy dishwasher.
00:51:37 - All right?
00:51:48 You're all right.
00:52:04 Louise, you want to get that?
00:52:09 Louise, it's ringing...
00:52:13 Yes, who is this?
00:52:19 Joanna.
00:00:22 - Hi.
00:00:23 You look great.
00:00:27 - How's your...?
00:00:29 - I'm sorry.
00:00:32 Fine. Vice president of nothing.
00:00:35 No, really, it's great.
00:00:36 - Would you like a drink?
00:00:39 - White wine.
00:00:41 - How's Billy?
00:00:43 He had a little accident in a
00:00:47 It was scary.
00:00:50 He has a little scar,
00:00:53 I've been worrying
00:00:55 Don't do that. You can't even
00:01:02 I sit in the coffee shop across
00:01:07 He got so big.
00:01:08 You've been watching him?
00:01:10 I've been in New York for
00:01:12 I didn't know that.
00:01:14 Anyway...
00:01:16 That's why I wanted
00:01:20 Last time you saw me,
00:01:25 - Shaky?
00:01:27 Yeah, I was.
00:01:29 I was.
00:01:31 Well, you look lovely now.
00:01:36 - What?
00:01:38 Go ahead.
00:01:44 All my life I've felt like...
00:01:46 ...somebody's wife or mother
00:01:50 Even when we were together
00:01:54 That's why I had to go away.
00:01:56 In California, I think I found myself.
00:02:00 I got myself a job.
00:02:02 I got myself a therapist,
00:02:06 And I feel better about myself
00:02:10 I learned a lot about myself.
00:02:14 Such as?
00:02:17 No, really, I'd really like to
00:02:27 I've learned
00:02:32 And that I'm capable of taking
00:02:35 What do you mean?
00:02:39 I want my son.
00:02:41 You can't have him.
00:02:43 Don't get defensive. Don't bully me.
00:02:45 I'm not getting defensive.
00:02:47 Who walked out 15 months ago?
00:02:49 I don't care. I'm still his mother.
00:02:52 From 3000 miles away.
00:02:53 Because you sent post cards gives
00:02:56 I never stopped wanting him.
00:02:59 What makes you sure he wants you?
00:03:01 What makes you sure he doesn't?
00:03:04 We're gonna sit here and
00:03:07 - It's like old times.
00:03:09 Don't tell me what I can or cannot do.
00:03:13 - Don't talk to me that way.
00:03:16 Do what you have to.
00:03:19 I'm sorry about this.
00:03:21 Do what you have to do.
00:03:30 I don't know the legal jargon for it,
00:03:34 I don't mean to tell you your job,
00:03:39 There's no such thing as an open-and-
00:03:44 I'll bet your ex-wife
00:03:47 ...who's advised her to move back
00:03:51 The burden is on us to prove
00:03:55 That means I'll have to play rough.
00:03:59 ...you can bet they will too.
00:04:02 Yes.
00:04:04 And it's going to cost you $15,000.
00:04:08 That's if we win.
00:04:10 If we go to appeal,
00:04:14 I understand.
00:04:17 Now, how old is the child again?
00:04:19 My son is 7.
00:04:21 - That's tough.
00:04:23 In cases involving a child that young,
00:04:27 She signed over custody.
00:04:29 I'm not saying we don't have a shot,
00:04:32 Do me a favour, will you?
00:04:35 There's something I find useful
00:04:38 I sit down and I write out all
00:04:42 Write them and look at them.
00:04:45 - I want you to do that, okay?
00:04:48 And after that...
00:04:49 ...if you're really certain
00:04:53 ...then we'll go in there
00:05:16 I love you, Billy. I know you're
00:05:20 I love you with all my heart.
00:05:40 Ted, you got a lunch?
00:05:42 Hi, Jim. I don't know. I was trying
00:05:47 Good. I'll pick you up at 1:00.
00:05:51 Okay, you got it.
00:05:53 So the other morning,
00:05:56 ...getting Billy ready for school.
00:05:59 I'm just in my underwear
00:06:03 He comes in and pats me.
00:06:05 And he says, " Daddy, you've really
00:06:09 He looks up at me and he says,
00:06:16 He was so cute. You know?
00:06:18 You know, kids.
00:06:19 It's delicious, want a taste?
00:06:21 - I'm full.
00:06:23 Listen, Ted...
00:06:25 ...I had a call from a friend
00:06:31 The Mid-Atlantic people have
00:06:35 Why?
00:06:36 They're not happy
00:06:40 I think you should have them over
00:06:45 I got Norman working on it.
00:06:47 Norman?
00:06:51 You taking me off the account?
00:06:56 You don't like me anymore?
00:06:57 It's not quite that simple.
00:07:02 I think we're gonna have to
00:07:09 You're firing me?
00:07:12 Yeah, I'm letting you go, yes.
00:07:18 Why?
00:07:19 Now, look, Ted, this is
00:07:23 I've been getting a lot of pressure
00:07:27 There wasn't anything I could do.
00:07:29 I think it's better this way.
00:07:32 If I took your stripes...
00:07:33 ...if I put you on a schlock account,
00:07:38 This way it's a clean break.
00:07:41 You know my wife is fighting
00:07:44 You know that we're going to court?
00:07:47 Do you know what my chances are
00:07:51 I understand that you're upset...
00:07:53 I don't want to beg, but I'm
00:07:58 I'm asking you.
00:07:59 You're an extremely bright guy.
00:08:03 You're gonna land on your feet.
00:08:07 Teddy, look.
00:08:10 I know you may be short on cash.
00:08:13 No big hurry about paying this back.
00:08:16 Shame on you.
00:09:10 Daddy, the phone's ringing.
00:09:13 - Mr. Kramer?
00:09:15 - Hold on for Mr. Shaunessy.
00:09:17 John. What's happening?
00:09:19 They set the court date.
00:09:23 I gotta tell you something.
00:09:30 Yeah, I'm still here.
00:09:33 We don't have a hope of winning
00:09:38 Yeah, listen, you tell that...
00:09:41 You tell that party and you tell
00:09:44 ...that I want a delay.
00:09:46 Sorry, it's really too late.
00:09:48 - Fine. I'll have a job in 24 hours.
00:09:51 I'll have a job in 24 hours.
00:10:22 This is the worst time
00:10:25 It's the holidays. We'll have
00:10:29 - March, at the latest.
00:10:32 Mr. Kramer, it's December 22.
00:10:35 If you could just look
00:10:42 I'll take anything.
00:10:47 There might be something
00:10:51 What is it?
00:10:53 Something in the art department.
00:10:55 You'd go back on the board.
00:10:56 It's really a step down,
00:11:00 You'll be happier if you wait.
00:11:02 Call them up, make an appointment
00:11:06 It's the Friday before Christmas.
00:11:08 It's still a workday.
00:11:09 Nobody's gonna want to...
00:11:11 Either you call them or I do.
00:11:13 If I call them up, you don't get
00:11:17 My, we are a hotshot, aren't we?
00:11:21 Yes, we are.
00:11:29 - Good afternoon.
00:11:33 I did all of the copy on that one.
00:11:38 That was the most successful
00:11:41 I did the idea, the layout
00:11:46 Mr. Kramer, I must say,
00:11:50 I'd like to get back to you.
00:11:52 Is there someone I should see
00:11:56 Mr. Spencer, our creative director.
00:11:58 Why don't you let me see him now?
00:12:01 He's leaving on vacation. I'll set
00:12:06 - I think...
00:12:08 I'd like to see him before he leaves.
00:12:12 - Mr. Kramer, I don't...
00:12:18 Wait here.
00:12:50 Mr. Kramer, Mr. Spencer.
00:12:52 - How do you do?
00:12:57 You do understand that the salary is
00:13:02 Yes, I understand.
00:13:04 Why are you interested in a position
00:13:08 I need the job.
00:13:10 Let me think. I'll let Jack know
00:13:14 This is a one-day offer.
00:13:16 You saw my book,
00:13:19 You're gonna have to let me know today,
00:13:24 If you want me,
00:13:33 Could we talk privately for a moment?
00:13:36 Yes, sir.
00:14:23 Mr. Kramer, you got yourself a job.
00:14:28 Really?
00:14:31 - Is he kidding?
00:14:34 Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:14:55 Merry Christmas.
00:15:10 Come on.
00:15:16 - What do you think?
00:15:18 - I told you.
00:15:21 It's Saturday, so very few people
00:15:26 Okay, push " up."
00:15:31 Push the top button.
00:15:33 Go ahead, jump.
00:15:38 - Look at that!
00:15:40 You didn't know you were so high.
00:15:41 What building is that?
00:15:44 That's the Chrysler.
00:15:46 You proud of me?
00:15:48 How'd you get this job?
00:15:50 I told them I wanted it.
00:15:53 It says " Kramer."
00:15:54 Kramer. Who's that?
00:15:57 - That's us.
00:15:59 You want to see?
00:16:02 Wow!
00:16:05 - This is neat.
00:16:08 Careful, careful.
00:16:10 - I'm okay.
00:16:11 What's that building?
00:16:13 That's the U.N. building.
00:16:16 Look across there. You see that?
00:16:18 That's Queens.
00:16:21 - Know what that is?
00:16:23 - Brooklyn.
00:16:26 That's right,
00:16:31 Is this really your desk?
00:16:36 Are you gonna get remarried?
00:16:38 I hadn't thought about it.
00:16:40 Are you gonna marry Phyllis?
00:16:43 No, we're just good friends.
00:16:49 Are you and Mom ever
00:16:52 No, Mommy and me will never
00:16:55 I bet if she saw this,
00:17:01 You're a con artist. We made a deal.
00:17:04 You take a bath every night...
00:17:07 ...and you wash that filthy hair
00:17:10 - Right?
00:17:11 Okay.
00:17:13 Promise, or you're not going.
00:17:14 Did I have to
00:17:17 I don't care what you had
00:17:22 Did l, Dad? Did I?
00:17:27 Are you listening?
00:17:29 We'll talk about it tonight
00:17:32 Come here, give me a kiss.
00:17:34 - What?
00:17:43 He says, "There's the unicorn."
00:17:45 And he goes underneath there,
00:17:48 " Crumbs, what's happening?
00:17:51 The air supply has stopped.
00:17:52 Thundering typhoons,
00:17:55 " Resting. It's tiring work,
00:17:58 What's the air supply?
00:18:00 When you got two tanks on your back
00:18:03 ...you can drown,
00:18:06 Ted, John Shaunessy.
00:18:07 Hi, what's up?
00:18:08 I got a call from your wife's lawyer.
00:18:13 - She wants what?
00:18:16 She's within her legal rights.
00:18:18 - How do I know she won't kidnap him?
00:18:22 ...suing if she's gonna kidnap him.
00:18:25 Wait. I'm not so sure
00:18:29 - What do you mean?
00:18:32 A psychiatrist.
00:18:33 Did you see her talk to walls?
00:18:35 I'm just saying, you know.
00:18:37 I'm just saying you don't
00:18:39 Have Billy at the boat pond
00:18:43 - Do I have to?
00:18:46 Thanks very much.
00:18:49 Daddy, will you come on
00:18:53 Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
00:18:59 What happens if the guy drowns?
00:19:03 When you die, there's bubbles
00:19:07 Where did I leave off?
00:19:08 You left off right there.
00:19:11 "Thundering typhoons..."
00:19:16 It's got an obstacle course and stuff.
00:19:18 - The cars go really fast.
00:19:20 It's really neat.
00:19:22 It's neat.
00:19:24 - Come here, I want you to look...
00:19:42 I'll have him back by 6.
00:19:45 You got so handsome.
00:20:43 Remember, we talked about it,
00:20:48 Just tell the truth and it'll be
00:20:54 - She's here.
00:20:57 Whatever you do, try not to become
00:21:01 You'll hear things that may upset you.
00:21:05 Persons having business with the
00:21:09 ...special term part five,
00:21:13 This court is now in session.
00:21:35 - Is the petitioner's attorney ready?
00:21:38 I would like to call Joanna Kramer.
00:21:41 Motherhood, going for the throat.
00:21:43 You swear to tell the truth
00:21:46 I do.
00:21:53 Now, Mrs. Kramer, would you tell
00:21:58 Eight years.
00:21:59 And would you describe those years
00:22:03 The first two, yes.
00:22:05 But after that it became
00:22:10 Mrs. Kramer, did you hold a job
00:22:14 Yes, I did.
00:22:18 ...I worked in the art department of
00:22:24 Did you continue to work
00:22:28 No. I did not.
00:22:30 Did you wish to?
00:22:32 Yes, but every time I talked to Ted...
00:22:37 To my ex-husband about it,
00:22:42 He refused to discuss it
00:22:47 He said that I
00:22:50 ...that would pay enough
00:22:53 Tell me, are you employed
00:22:56 I'm a sportswear designer
00:22:59 And what is your present salary?
00:23:01 I make $31,000 a year.
00:23:04 Mrs. Kramer, do you love your child?
00:23:09 Yes, I do, very much.
00:23:12 And yet you chose to leave him.
00:23:15 Yes.
00:23:23 During the last five years
00:23:28 ...I was becoming more
00:23:31 More and more troubled.
00:23:33 And I really needed
00:23:37 ...but when I turned to Ted, he just...
00:23:41 ...wasn't there for me.
00:23:44 So we became more isolated
00:23:47 ...more and more separate.
00:23:50 He was very involved in his career.
00:23:53 And because of his attitude
00:23:58 ...and his inability
00:24:02 ...I had come to have
00:24:06 I was scared and I was very unhappy.
00:24:09 In my mind I had no choice
00:24:14 At the time I left, I felt that
00:24:19 ...and that my son would be
00:24:24 And it was only after I got
00:24:28 ...after getting into therapy,
00:24:35 And just because I needed some kind
00:24:40 ...other than my child,
00:24:44 I would like to submit in evidence
00:24:48 ...Dr. Eleanor Freedman.
00:24:50 Objection, Your Honour.
00:24:51 The report is irrelevant
00:24:55 Overruled.
00:24:58 Can you tell the court why
00:25:03 Because he's my child...
00:25:06 ...and because I love him.
00:25:10 I know I left my son.
00:25:13 I know that
00:25:19 Believe me, I have to live with that
00:25:24 But in order to leave him...
00:25:26 ...I had to believe it was
00:25:32 ...and that it was
00:25:34 I was incapable of functioning
00:25:37 And I didn't know...
00:25:39 ...what the alternative was...
00:25:42 ...so I thought it was not best
00:25:45 However, I have since
00:25:49 ...and I have worked very, very hard
00:25:56 I don't think I should be
00:26:01 I don't think my little boy
00:26:04 Billy's only 7 years old.
00:26:07 He needs me.
00:26:10 I'm not saying he doesn't
00:26:14 ...but I really believe
00:26:18 I was his mommy
00:26:24 ...and Ted took over that role
00:26:32 But I don't know how anybody
00:26:35 ...that I have less of a stake
00:26:40 ...than Mr. Kramer does.
00:26:45 I'm his mother.
00:26:49 I'm his mother.
00:26:56 Thank you, Mrs. Kramer.
00:26:58 I have no further questions.
00:27:02 Now then, Mrs. Kramer...
00:27:05 ...you say that you were married
00:27:12 In all that time did your husband ever
00:27:18 No.
00:27:20 Did he ever strike or physically
00:27:26 Would you describe your husband
00:27:31 A heavy drinker?
00:27:33 Was he unfaithful?
00:27:42 Did he ever fail
00:27:48 I can certainly see why you left him.
00:27:51 Objection.
00:27:54 How long do you plan to live
00:27:58 Permanently.
00:28:01 How many boyfriends have you had,
00:28:04 Objection on grounds of vagueness.
00:28:07 I'll allow it.
00:28:12 I don't recall.
00:28:14 More than three, less than 33,
00:28:16 - Objection.
00:28:18 The witness will answer, please.
00:28:22 Somewhere in between.
00:28:24 Do you have a lover now?
00:28:30 Your Honour, I would request a direct
00:28:34 Does she have a lover?
00:28:36 I'll allow that.
00:28:41 Yes, I'm seeing someone now.
00:28:44 Is that... permanent?
00:28:48 I don't know.
00:28:50 We don't know
00:28:52 ...if you plan to live in New York,
00:28:57 ...since you've never done anything
00:29:02 Objection. I request the counsel be
00:29:06 Sustained.
00:29:08 I'll put it another way, counsellor.
00:29:11 What was the longest personal
00:29:15 ...outside of parents or girlfriends?
00:29:20 I suppose that would be my child.
00:29:22 Whom you've seen twice in a year.
00:29:25 Mrs. Kramer, your ex-husband...
00:29:29 ...wasn't he the longest
00:29:36 Would you speak up?
00:29:40 Yes.
00:29:41 How long was that?
00:29:45 We were married a year
00:29:49 ...and seven years after.
00:29:50 So you were a failure at the most
00:29:54 - Objection.
00:29:56 The witness's opinion on this
00:30:00 I was not a failure.
00:30:02 What do you call it, a success?
00:30:06 I consider it less my failure
00:30:09 Congratulations.
00:30:11 You've just rewritten matrimonial law.
00:30:15 Objection!
00:30:17 Your Honour, I would like to ask
00:30:21 ...and respectability
00:30:24 Were you a failure at the one most
00:30:31 - It did not succeed.
00:30:36 Were you a failure at the one most
00:30:41 Were you?!
00:30:48 No.
00:30:55 Is that a yes, Mrs. Kramer?
00:31:04 No further questions.
00:31:10 - Did you have to be so rough?
00:31:13 Daddy?
00:31:15 Daddy.
00:31:17 - Yeah?
00:31:20 The same things you do.
00:31:22 Did you watch The Brady Bunch?
00:31:25 No, we didn't have any television.
00:31:28 You didn't?
00:31:30 We listened to the radio.
00:31:32 What else didn't you have?
00:31:34 We didn't have lots of things.
00:31:36 - Like?
00:31:39 What kind?
00:31:43 Come here.
00:31:46 We didn't have diet soda.
00:31:47 We had egg creams, which was
00:31:50 ...seltzer water and a bit of
00:31:53 ...and you drank it
00:31:56 We didn't have the Mets,
00:31:58 We had the Polo Grounds
00:32:02 Boy, those were the days.
00:32:04 We didn't have the Volkswagens...
00:32:06 ...but we had all those different cars
00:32:10 We didn't have Burger King
00:32:13 We had automats where you put a
00:32:17 ...a piece of pie or a sandwich
00:32:21 We didn't have graffiti,
00:32:25 Mr. Kramer is a very devoted father.
00:32:27 He spends a great deal of time
00:32:30 He reads to Billy a lot.
00:32:32 They play together,
00:32:37 He's a wonderful father.
00:32:39 Thank you.
00:32:42 Mrs. Phelps, how long
00:32:45 About six years, ever since she and
00:32:49 How often did you see
00:32:54 I haven't seen them together now for
00:32:58 ...back then I saw them two or
00:33:01 My oldest daughter and Billy
00:33:04 Can you describe the relationship
00:33:09 It was good.
00:33:10 Joanna was a very good mother.
00:33:12 Both Ted and Joanna are very...
00:33:14 Did Mrs. Kramer discuss her
00:33:18 Yes.
00:33:20 Can you tell the court
00:33:25 Joanna wasn't happy for many reasons...
00:33:27 Did you ever hear her say Mr. Kramer
00:33:36 Would you answer the question?
00:33:39 - I didn't hear you.
00:33:42 Did you ever encourage
00:33:45 No, I did not.
00:33:49 Several days before she left,
00:33:53 " If you're in this much pain,
00:33:59 - I didn't think Joanna...
00:34:02 " If you're in this much pain,
00:34:06 - Yes, but she was my friend...
00:34:11 Mrs. Phelps, you may step down.
00:34:13 Joanna, things are not the same now.
00:34:16 Ted is not the same man.
00:34:18 - You don't know how hard he's tried...
00:34:21 They're beautiful together.
00:34:23 The witness is asked to step down.
00:34:25 If you could see them together...
00:34:27 ...maybe you wouldn't be here now.
00:34:29 Mrs. Phelps, that will be all!
00:34:37 I'm sorry.
00:34:41 When you were talking...
00:34:43 When my ex-wife was talking about how
00:34:48 ...most of what she said
00:34:51 There's a lot I didn't understand.
00:34:54 There's a lot
00:34:57 ...just like there's a lot you wish
00:35:00 Some things, once they're done,
00:35:05 My wife...
00:35:07 My ex-wife says she loves Billy
00:35:13 But I don't think
00:35:16 If I understand it correctly...
00:35:19 ...what means the most here is
00:35:23 What's best for Billy.
00:35:27 My wife used to say to me:
00:35:29 "Why can't a woman have
00:35:33 I think you're right.
00:35:34 And maybe I've learned that much.
00:35:37 By the same token, I'd like to know...
00:35:40 ...what law says a woman is a better
00:35:45 I've had time to think about
00:35:49 It has to do with constancy.
00:35:52 ...listening to him...
00:35:54 ...or pretending to listen
00:35:57 It has to do with love,
00:36:00 I don't know where it says a woman
00:36:04 ...that a man has any less
00:36:08 Billy has a home with me.
00:36:11 It's not perfect.
00:36:14 Sometimes I don't have enough patience
00:36:20 But I'm there.
00:36:23 We eat breakfast and he talks to me,
00:36:27 At night we have dinner together and
00:36:33 And we built a life together
00:36:44 If you destroy that...
00:36:47 ...it may be irreparable.
00:36:57 Joanna, don't do that, please.
00:37:02 - Don't do it twice to him.
00:37:06 No further questions.
00:37:09 How long have you
00:37:12 Ever since I graduated high school.
00:37:15 College, I mean.
00:37:19 Would you say you've achieved a
00:37:23 Yes, I have a good reputation.
00:37:25 When you worked at Roth, Kane
00:37:29 Around $33,000 dollars a year
00:37:31 Now you work at Norman, Craig
00:37:34 - Yes.
00:37:37 It's almost 29,000.
00:37:39 Could you be more specific?
00:37:42 I make $28,200.
00:37:45 28,200.
00:37:47 You're the only person who's working
00:37:52 Objection. Your Honour, I ask that
00:37:57 Sustained.
00:37:58 Is it true you were fired
00:38:01 - I was let go.
00:38:06 There was a difference
00:38:09 Is it true your agency lost a major
00:38:14 Objection!
00:38:15 I'm trying to establish
00:38:18 He cannot hold a job.
00:38:20 I'll allow it, Mr. Shaunessy.
00:38:23 It's not unusual in advertising
00:38:26 ...to change his mind
00:38:29 Was it true you walked out on a
00:38:33 ...saying that you had an appointment
00:38:37 My son was sitting next to a kid
00:38:40 - Yes or no?
00:38:43 Last spring, did you miss a deadline
00:38:47 ...causing your company a
00:38:50 ...and considerable
00:38:52 On that day I had to go home
00:38:55 Did you or did you not
00:38:58 - My son was sick.
00:39:01 I'm trying to answer the question.
00:39:05 - Yes or no?
00:39:07 He's lying there sweating!
00:39:10 Mr. Kramer, I urge you to stop
00:39:21 I missed the deadline.
00:39:23 - Do you have a violent temper?
00:39:26 - Objection.
00:39:29 - Do you consider yourself a fit parent?
00:39:32 Is it true your child nearly lost
00:39:35 - Objection.
00:39:37 Answer the question.
00:39:39 He was in the playground,
00:39:41 And fell and nearly lost an eye
00:39:44 He fell and cut himself.
00:39:46 Is it true you told your ex-wife...
00:39:48 ...you were responsible for the
00:39:52 Did you tell her:
00:39:53 "When it happened I felt guilty.
00:39:57 - Objection!
00:40:36 Ted?
00:40:39 Ted?
00:40:45 I'm sorry. I mentioned the accident
00:40:50 ...and I never thought he would
00:40:55 Believe me.
00:40:57 I never would have mentioned it if
00:41:02 I'm sorry.
00:41:04 I'm...
00:41:17 Ted.
00:41:18 - Hi.
00:41:20 Heard anything yet?
00:41:22 Any day. My lawyer says
00:41:25 - Guess what.
00:41:27 Charley and I are talking about
00:41:30 Really?
00:41:33 No, I called him.
00:41:34 How come?
00:41:36 I don't know. I got to thinking
00:41:40 And...
00:41:42 I don't think it'll work out,
00:41:45 That's terrific.
00:41:49 I don't know.
00:42:02 - Hi.
00:42:07 I lost.
00:42:09 I can't tell you how sorry I am.
00:42:21 What happened?
00:42:23 The judge went for motherhood
00:42:28 "Ordered and decreed that the
00:42:32 ...effective Monday,
00:42:35 ...that the respondent pay for the
00:42:40 The father shall have the
00:42:43 Every other weekend, one night a
00:42:47 ...and one half of the child's
00:42:50 - That's it.
00:42:52 I can't guarantee anything.
00:42:54 I'll take my chances.
00:42:56 - It'll cost you.
00:42:59 Look, Ted, I have to
00:43:03 This time it'll be Billy that pays.
00:43:06 I'll have to put him on the stand.
00:43:08 I can't do that.
00:43:10 No, I don't want to do that.
00:43:15 Thanks very much for your time.
00:43:34 Ted? It's me.
00:43:42 Ted?
00:43:44 I just heard.
00:43:46 Please go away.
00:43:49 Are you okay?
00:43:52 I just have to be by myself
00:44:03 I don't understand.
00:44:05 The problem is your mom and I
00:44:08 So that's why we decided to go see
00:44:12 ...and we let him decide because
00:44:16 We talked to him for a few days
00:44:20 You know what?
00:44:23 He thought it'd be terrific
00:44:26 I'm lucky because I get to have
00:44:30 And twice a month
00:44:35 Where's my bed gonna be?
00:44:38 Mommy's figured that all out. You
00:44:44 - Where will all my toys be?
00:44:47 We're gonna take
00:44:49 If you play your cards right,
00:44:53 Who's gonna read me
00:44:56 Mommy will.
00:44:58 You're not gonna kiss me
00:45:01 No, I won't be able to do that.
00:45:03 But, you know, I get to visit.
00:45:09 It's gonna be okay. Really.
00:45:12 If I don't like it, can I come home?
00:45:15 What do you mean?
00:45:17 You'll have a great time with Mommy.
00:45:19 Really. She loves you so much.
00:45:22 Dad?
00:45:24 Don't forget, once, if you can
00:45:34 We're gonna be okay.
00:45:41 Let's go get some ice cream.
00:47:23 Come on, let's get
00:47:28 Let's get a little hustle now, okay?
00:47:30 Come on, set the table.
00:47:40 Come on.
00:47:53 Are you ready?
00:48:13 Yes?
00:48:14 It's Joanna.
00:48:17 Can you come down here
00:48:27 Hi.
00:48:29 What's up?
00:48:35 Tell me. What?
00:48:38 I woke up this morning.
00:48:43 Kept thinking about Billy...
00:48:46 ...and I was thinking about
00:48:49 ...with his little clouds
00:48:52 ...and I thought I should have
00:48:58 ...then he would think that
00:49:05 I came here to take my son home.
00:49:13 And I realized he already is home.
00:49:21 I love him very much.
00:49:29 I'm not gonna take him with me.
00:49:40 Can I go up and talk to him?
00:49:44 Yeah.
00:49:53 Why don't you go upstairs
00:50:08 How do I look?
00:50:11 Terrific.