Kung Fu Panda

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00:00:35 Legend tells of a legendary warrior...
00:00:39 ...whose kung fu skills
00:00:43 He traveled the land
00:00:57 I see you like to chew.
00:01:03 The warrior said nothing,
00:01:07 Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.
00:01:10 Enough talk. Let's fight!
00:01:12 Shashabooey!
00:01:17 He was so deadly in fact,
00:01:19 that his enemies would go blind from
00:01:22 - My eyes!
00:01:25 - And attractive.
00:01:28 There is no charge for awesomeness.
00:01:31 Or attractiveness.
00:01:34 Kablooey!
00:01:35 It mattered not how many foes he faced.
00:01:38 They were no match for his bodacity!
00:01:53 Never before had a panda
00:01:59 Even the most heroic heroes in China,
00:02:01 the Furious Five,
00:02:04 bowed in respect
00:02:07 We should hang out.
00:02:09 Agreed.
00:02:13 But hanging out would have to wait.
00:02:15 Because when you're facing
00:02:19 there's only one thing
00:02:22 Po! Get up!
00:02:24 You'll be later for work!
00:02:26 What?
00:02:34 Po! Get up!
00:02:51 Po. What are you doing up there?
00:02:55 Nothing.
00:03:00 Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress!
00:03:10 Po! Let's go! You're late for work.
00:03:13 Coming!
00:03:25 Sorry, Dad.
00:03:26 Sorry doesn't make the noodles.
00:03:29 What were you doing up there?
00:03:31 Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.
00:03:34 About what?
00:03:35 What were you dreaming about?
00:03:37 What was I?
00:03:39 I was dreaming about...
00:03:43 ...noodles.
00:03:45 Noodles? You were really
00:03:49 Yeah. What else
00:03:51 Careful! That soup is sharp.
00:03:54 Oh, happy day!
00:03:55 My son, finally having the noodle dream!
00:04:01 You don't know how long I've been
00:04:05 This is a sign, Po.
00:04:07 A sign of what?
00:04:08 You are almost ready to be entrusted
00:04:13 of my Secret Ingredient Soup.
00:04:15 Then you will fulfill your destiny
00:04:21 As I took it over from my father,
00:04:24 ...who won it from a friend in mahjong.
00:04:27 Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.
00:04:30 No, it was the dream.
00:04:32 We are noodle folk.
00:04:36 But, Dad, didn't you ever want
00:04:40 Something besides noodles?
00:04:42 Actually, when I was young and crazy,
00:04:45 I thought about running away
00:04:49 Why didn't you?
00:04:50 Because it was a stupid dream.
00:04:53 Can you imagine me making tofu?
00:04:57 Tofu.
00:04:59 No! We all have our place in this world.
00:05:02 Mine is here, and yours is...
00:05:05 I know, is here.
00:05:06 No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and 12
00:05:09 Service with a smile.
00:05:41 Well done, students...
00:05:45 Tigress, you need more ferocity!
00:05:48 Crane, height. Viper, subtlety.
00:05:51 - Master Shifu.
00:05:53 It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.
00:06:06 Master Oogway, you summoned me?
00:06:16 Why must something be wrong
00:06:21 So, nothing's wrong?
00:06:23 Well, I didn't say that.
00:06:44 You were saying?
00:06:45 I have had a vision.
00:06:48 Tai Lung will return.
00:06:56 That is impossible! He is in prison.
00:06:59 Nothing is impossible.
00:07:02 Zeng!
00:07:03 Fly to Chorh-Gom prison and tell them
00:07:06 to double the guards, double
00:07:09 Tai Lung does not leave that prison!
00:07:11 Yes, Master Shifu!
00:07:15 One often meets his destiny
00:07:20 We must do something! We can't let him
00:07:24 He'll...
00:07:25 Your mind is like this water,
00:07:27 When it is agitated,
00:07:32 But if you allow it to settle...
00:07:34 ...the answer becomes clear.
00:07:40 The Dragon Scroll.
00:07:43 It is time.
00:07:45 But who? Who is worthy to be trusted
00:07:49 To become the Dragon Warrior?
00:07:54 I don't know.
00:07:57 Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.
00:08:00 Watch it!
00:08:01 Sorry. Suck it up!
00:08:04 Sorry. A thousand pardons.
00:08:07 What?
00:08:10 Master Oogway's choosing
00:08:14 Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of
00:08:18 We've waited 1,000 years for this!
00:08:21 This is the greatest day
00:08:26 Po! Where are you going?
00:08:29 To the Jade Palace.
00:08:31 You're forgetting your noodle cart.
00:08:33 The whole valley will be there,
00:08:38 Selling noodles?
00:08:42 But, Dad, I was thinking, maybe I...
00:08:44 - Yeah?
00:08:50 ...could also sell the bean buns.
00:08:55 That's my boy!
00:08:57 I told you that dream was a sign.
00:08:59 Yeah. Glad I had it.
00:09:06 - I'm a kung fu warrior!
00:09:09 - There's spots at the top.
00:09:46 Come on. Come on!
00:09:49 Almost there.
00:09:51 What?
00:09:52 No! Oh, no!
00:09:57 - Sorry, Po.
00:10:05 No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.
00:10:14 It is an historic day.
00:10:15 Isn't it, Master Oogway?
00:10:17 Yes, and one I feared
00:10:22 Are your students ready?
00:10:24 Yes, Master Oogway.
00:10:27 Know this, old friend.
00:10:29 Whomever I choose will not only bring
00:10:33 ...but also to you.
00:10:39 Let the tournament begin!
00:10:39 Let the tournament begin!
00:10:55 Yeah.
00:10:58 No, no, wait!
00:11:00 I'm coming! Wait, wait!
00:11:02 Yes!
00:11:06 Hey! Open the door!
00:11:11 Let me in!
00:11:14 Citizens of the Valley of Peace,
00:11:16 it is my great honor
00:11:20 Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!
00:11:24 The Furious Five!
00:11:39 Yeah, the Furious Five!
00:11:42 Warriors, prepare!
00:11:44 Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole.
00:11:46 - Ready for battle!
00:11:50 The Thousand Tongues of Fire.
00:11:54 Look at that.
00:11:55 Hey! Get out of the way!
00:12:30 And finally Master Tigress!
00:12:35 And believe me, citizens,
00:12:40 I know!
00:12:41 Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
00:12:59 I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.
00:13:08 Citizens of the Valley of Peace,
00:13:11 Master Oogway will now choose
00:13:17 Oh, no! No, no, wait!
00:13:20 Yeah.
00:13:38 Po!
00:13:39 What are you doing?!
00:13:41 What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop!
00:13:44 I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!
00:13:49 But I don't understand.
00:13:54 I lied. I don't dream
00:14:00 I love kung fu!
00:14:16 Come on, son. Let's get back to work.
00:14:23 OK.
00:14:31 Come back!
00:14:57 What's going on?
00:14:59 Where?
00:15:03 What are you pointing?
00:15:08 OK. Sorry.
00:15:10 I just wanted to see
00:15:12 How interesting.
00:15:14 Master, are you pointing at me?
00:15:18 - Him.
00:15:22 - You.
00:15:24 The universe has brought us
00:15:30 - What?
00:15:31 - What?!
00:15:43 Stop, wait! Who told you to?
00:15:54 Master Oogway, wait.
00:15:57 That flabby panda can't possibly be
00:16:01 You were about to point at Tigress
00:16:05 That was just an accident!
00:16:06 There are no accidents.
00:16:24 Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.
00:16:27 No. If the panda
00:16:30 then I will have failed you.
00:16:51 Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
00:16:54 ...from Master Shifu.
00:17:01 What?!
00:17:02 "Double the guard?!"
00:17:03 "Extra precautions?!"
00:17:05 "Your prison may not be adequate?!"
00:17:11 You doubt my prison security?!
00:17:14 Absolutely not.
00:17:16 Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.
00:17:19 I'll give you a message
00:17:24 Escape from Chorh-Gom prison
00:17:32 Impressive, isn't it?
00:17:35 It's very impressive.
00:17:37 It's very impressive.
00:17:38 One way in, one way out.
00:17:41 One thousand guards and one prisoner.
00:17:45 Yes, except that prisoner...
00:17:48 ...is Tai Lung.
00:17:54 Take us down.
00:18:01 What are you doing?
00:18:13 Oh, my.
00:18:19 Behold Tai Lung.
00:18:24 I'm just gonna wait right here.
00:18:27 It's nothing to worry about.
00:18:31 Crossbows! At the ready!
00:18:34 Crossbows?
00:18:36 Hey, tough guy, did you hear?
00:18:38 Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
00:18:43 Don't get him mad.
00:18:45 What's he gonna do about it?
00:18:54 Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?
00:18:58 I'm good. I've seen enough.
00:19:00 I'll tell Shifu he
00:19:02 No, he doesn't.
00:19:03 I'll tell him that.
00:19:06 Can we please go now?
00:19:23 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
00:19:26 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
00:19:32 Wait a second!
00:19:39 I think there's been a slight mistake.
00:19:46 The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!
00:19:51 Look at this place.
00:19:54 Master Flying Rhino's armor,
00:20:01 The Sword of Heroes!
00:20:03 Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself
00:20:08 The Invisible Trident of Destiny!
00:20:12 I've only seen paintings
00:20:22 No!
00:20:25 The legendary Urn
00:20:27 Said to contain the souls
00:20:34 Hello.
00:20:35 Have you finished sight-seeing?
00:20:38 Sorry, I should have come to you first.
00:20:40 My patience is wearing thin.
00:20:42 Well, I mean, it's not like you
00:20:45 - Would you turn around?
00:20:47 How's it going?
00:20:48 How do you get 5,000...
00:20:53 Someone... broke that.
00:20:55 But I'll fix it. Do you have some...
00:20:58 ...glue?
00:21:03 A splinter.
00:21:04 So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?
00:21:07 - I guess so.
00:21:10 You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will
00:21:14 ...you have learned the secret
00:21:19 So, how does this work?
00:21:21 Do you have a ladder,
00:21:26 You think it's that easy?
00:21:30 - to limitless power?
00:21:32 One must first master
00:21:35 And that is impossible
00:21:39 Someone like me?
00:21:40 Yes, look at you!
00:21:45 Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
00:21:47 And this ridiculous belly.
00:21:50 And utter disregard
00:21:54 Now, wait a minute.
00:21:56 Don't stand that close.
00:21:59 Listen, Oogway said I was...
00:22:00 The Wuxi Finger Hold.
00:22:03 Oh, you know this hold?
00:22:06 Developed by Master Wuxi
00:22:09 Then you know what happens
00:22:12 - No, no!
00:22:15 The hardest part is cleaning up
00:22:19 OK, OK, take it easy.
00:22:21 Now listen closely, panda.
00:22:24 Oogway may have picked you,
00:22:27 I promise you, you're going to wish
00:22:32 Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear.
00:22:35 Good.
00:22:37 I can't wait to get started.
00:23:19 - Let's begin.
00:23:21 What?
00:23:24 - Now?
00:23:27 Unless the great Oogway was wrong
00:23:31 Oh, OK, well...
00:23:33 I don't know
00:23:37 Well, if we don't try,
00:23:39 Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find
00:23:43 What level is that?
00:23:44 Well, I'm not a master, but...
00:23:48 ...let's just start at zero. Level zero.
00:23:51 No. There is no such thing
00:23:55 - Maybe I can start with that.
00:23:58 We use that for training children and
00:24:03 But if you insist...
00:24:04 The Furious Five!
00:24:07 You're bigger than your action figures.
00:24:15 Go ahead, panda.
00:24:19 Are they gonna watch, or should I wait
00:24:23 Hit it.
00:24:24 OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate.
00:24:29 So my kung fu might not be
00:24:32 Just hit it.
00:24:34 All right.
00:24:36 What you got? You got nothing,
00:24:40 You picking on my friends?
00:24:43 I'm coming at you with crazy feet.
00:24:45 Come on. I'm a blur.
00:24:48 You've only seen praying mantis.
00:24:50 Or monkey style.
00:24:53 Or I could come at you snickety-snake.
00:24:55 Would you hit it!
00:24:58 All right. All right.
00:25:06 Why don't you try again?
00:25:10 How's that?
00:25:22 That hurts.
00:25:31 This will be easier than I thought.
00:25:33 I'm feeling a little nauseous!
00:25:36 Those are hard!
00:25:42 My tenders.
00:26:12 How did I do?
00:26:13 There is now a level zero.
00:26:17 - There's no words.
00:26:17 - There's no words.
00:26:20 What was Master Oogway thinking?
00:26:22 The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.
00:26:25 He is so mighty!
00:26:27 The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky
00:26:32 When he walks, the very ground shakes!
00:26:36 One would think Master Oogway would
00:26:40 Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
00:26:42 Or even see his toes.
00:27:09 OK.
00:27:19 Great.
00:27:36 Hi. You're up.
00:27:37 I am now.
00:27:39 I was just...
00:27:40 Some day, huh?
00:27:42 That kung fu stuff is hard work, right?
00:27:48 I've had a long
00:27:53 Yeah, I should probably
00:27:57 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
00:27:59 It's just...
00:28:02 You guys were amazing
00:28:05 Outnumbered a thousand to one,
00:28:11 Sorry about that.
00:28:13 Look, you don't belong here.
00:28:18 I know. I know. You're right.
00:28:21 I don't have... I just...
00:28:23 My whole life I dreamed of...
00:28:25 No, I meant you don't belong here.
00:28:31 Property of Crane.
00:28:33 OK. Right, right.
00:28:35 So, you want to get to sleep.
00:28:38 - Yeah.
00:28:40 We got big things tomorrow.
00:28:42 All right. You're awesome.
00:28:50 What was that?
00:28:51 I didn't say anything.
00:28:53 OK. All right. Good night.
00:28:55 Sleep well.
00:28:59 That seemed a little awkward.
00:29:03 Master Tigress!
00:29:05 - You don't belong here.
00:29:08 This is your room.
00:29:09 I mean, you don't belong
00:29:13 You're a disgrace to kung fu,
00:29:15 any respect for who we are
00:29:19 you will be gone by morning.
00:29:27 Big fan!
00:29:36 I see you have found the Sacred
00:29:42 Is that what this is? Sorry. I thought
00:29:47 I understand.
00:29:52 Upset? I'm not upset.
00:29:57 So why are you so upset?
00:30:05 I probably sucked more today
00:30:08 In the history of China.
00:30:12 Probably.
00:30:13 And the Five! Man, you should've
00:30:17 Totally.
00:30:18 How is Shifu ever going to turn me
00:30:24 I mean, I'm not like the Five.
00:30:26 I've got no claws, no wings, no venom.
00:30:30 Even Mantis has those... thingies.
00:30:34 Maybe I should just quit
00:30:41 Quit, don't quit.
00:30:43 Noodles, don't noodles.
00:30:47 You are too concerned
00:30:52 There's a saying:
00:30:54 Yesterday is history,
00:30:56 tomorrow is a mystery,
00:30:59 but today is a gift.
00:31:02 That is why it is called the present.
00:31:35 - Oh, no!
00:31:37 To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!
00:31:48 Fire crossbows!
00:31:50 Fire!
00:31:54 Fire!
00:32:03 Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.
00:32:06 - Not going anywhere! Neither is he!
00:32:08 Bring it up!
00:32:12 Wait! Bring it back!
00:32:33 - He's coming this way!
00:33:44 We're dead. So very, very dead.
00:33:48 Not yet we're not. Now!
00:34:38 - Can we run now?
00:35:02 I'm glad Shifu sent you.
00:35:05 I was beginning to think
00:35:08 Fly back there and tell them...
00:35:10 ...the real Dragon Warrior
00:35:26 Good morning, Master!
00:35:29 Panda!
00:35:31 Panda!
00:35:32 Wake up!
00:35:37 He's quit.
00:35:40 What do we do now, with the panda gone?
00:35:45 All we can do is resume our training
00:35:48 the true Dragon Warrior
00:35:53 What are you doing here?!
00:35:55 Hi! Good morning, Master!
00:35:57 I thought I'd warm up a little.
00:36:01 You're stuck.
00:36:02 Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck?
00:36:06 Nah. This is one of my...
00:36:08 - Help him.
00:36:11 Maybe on three. One, two...
00:36:15 ...three.
00:36:18 - Thank you.
00:36:20 - No, really, I appreciate...
00:36:23 You actually thought you could learn
00:36:27 It takes years to develop
00:36:31 And years longer to apply it in combat!
00:36:44 Put that down!
00:36:45 The only souvenirs we collect here are
00:36:50 Yeah! Excellent.
00:36:54 Let's get started.
00:36:57 - Are you ready?
00:37:01 I'm sorry, brother.
00:37:04 That was awesome! Let's go again!
00:37:34 I've been taking it easy on you, panda.
00:37:37 Your next opponent will be me.
00:37:39 All right! Yeah, let's go!
00:37:43 Step forth.
00:37:45 The true path to victory is to find
00:37:49 ...and make him suffer for it.
00:37:51 Oh, yeah!
00:37:52 To take his strength
00:37:56 ...until he finally falls...
00:37:58 ...or quits.
00:37:59 A real warrior never quits.
00:38:02 Don't worry, Master. I will never quit!
00:38:15 If he's smart,
00:38:18 But he will.
00:38:20 He's not going to quit, is he?
00:38:22 He's not going to quit bouncing,
00:38:37 I thought you said acupuncture
00:38:40 Trust me, it will.
00:38:41 It's just not easy finding the right
00:38:45 - Fat?
00:38:47 Sure you were.
00:38:49 Who am I to judge a warrior
00:38:54 I'm over here.
00:38:56 Maybe you should look at this again.
00:38:58 Oh, OK.
00:39:04 Stop it. Stop!
00:39:07 I know Master Shifu is trying
00:39:10 ...but if I didn't know better,
00:39:19 I know he can seem kind of heartless...
00:39:22 ...but he wasn't always like that.
00:39:24 According to legend,
00:39:25 there was once a time when
00:39:30 - No!
00:39:32 But that was before.
00:39:33 Before what?
00:39:35 Before Tai Lung.
00:39:37 We're not really supposed
00:39:39 Well, if he's going to stay here,
00:39:42 Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung.
00:39:44 He was a student. The first ever to
00:39:50 And then he turned bad,
00:39:54 He wasn't just a student.
00:40:01 Shifu found him as a cub...
00:40:05 ...and he raised him as his son.
00:40:10 And when the boy showed
00:40:14 ...Shifu trained him.
00:40:17 He believed in him. He told him
00:40:23 It was never enough for Tai Lung.
00:40:27 He wanted the Dragon Scroll.
00:40:29 But Oogway saw darkness
00:40:33 Outraged, Tai Lung
00:40:40 He tried to take the scroll by force.
00:40:42 And Shifu had to destroy
00:40:48 But how could he?
00:41:04 Shifu loved Tai Lung
00:41:16 Or since.
00:41:26 And now he has a chance
00:41:29 To train the true Dragon Warrior.
00:41:31 And he's stuck with you.
00:41:34 A big fat panda
00:41:39 That is it!
00:41:40 Wait! My fault!
00:41:46 And may have also stopped his heart.
00:41:52 Inner peace.
00:41:55 Inner peace.
00:42:00 Inner...
00:42:03 Inner peace.
00:42:08 Would whoever is making
00:42:16 Inner...
00:42:22 Oh, Zeng.
00:42:24 Excellent.
00:42:25 I could use some good news right now.
00:42:35 Master! Master!
00:42:37 I have... It's...
00:42:42 Shifu.
00:42:44 There is just news.
00:42:47 Master, your vision.
00:42:51 Tai Lung has broken out of prison.
00:42:56 That is bad news...
00:42:59 ...if you do not believe
00:43:03 The panda? Master,
00:43:08 He wasn't meant to be here!
00:43:11 There are no accidents.
00:43:15 Yes, I know. You've said that already.
00:43:18 - Twice.
00:43:22 Thrice.
00:43:23 My old friend,
00:43:25 the panda will never fulfill
00:43:30 until you let go
00:43:33 Illusion?
00:43:35 Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.
00:43:38 I cannot make it blossom
00:43:41 nor make it bear fruit
00:43:44 But there are things we can control.
00:43:48 I can control when the fruit will fall.
00:43:52 And I can control...
00:43:55 ...where to plant the seed.
00:43:57 That is no illusion, Master.
00:44:01 Yes.
00:44:03 But no matter what you do
00:44:05 that seed will grow to be a peach tree.
00:44:08 You may wish for an apple or an orange,
00:44:13 But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
00:44:17 Maybe it can.
00:44:20 If you are willing to guide it.
00:44:23 To nurture it.
00:44:25 To believe in it.
00:44:26 But how? How?
00:44:29 I need your help, Master.
00:44:31 No, you just need to believe.
00:44:35 Promise me, Shifu.
00:44:38 Promise me you will believe.
00:44:41 I will try.
00:44:45 Good.
00:44:49 My time has come.
00:44:53 You must continue
00:44:58 What are you? Wait!
00:45:01 Master!
00:45:04 You can't leave me!
00:45:09 You must believe.
00:45:12 Master!
00:45:44 Yeah, so I'm like,
00:45:47 you may be the scariest bandit
00:45:50 ...but you're a lousy tipper."
00:45:52 Really? So how did you
00:45:56 I mean, I didn't actually say that...
00:45:59 ...but I thought it...
00:46:00 ...in my mind.
00:46:02 If he could read my mind,
00:46:06 Order up! Hope you like it.
00:46:10 - This is really good!
00:46:13 Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup.
00:46:18 What do you mean? This is amazing!
00:46:20 - You're a really good cook.
00:46:23 Tigress, you've got to try this.
00:46:25 It is said that the Dragon Warrior
00:46:29 on nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf
00:46:35 I guess my body doesn't know
00:46:39 I'm gonna need a lot more
00:46:48 - What?
00:46:54 Never be the Dragon Warrior unless you
00:46:59 What is that noise you're making?
00:47:03 Work hard, panda, and maybe someday...
00:47:06 ...you will have ears like mine.
00:47:09 That's good.
00:47:11 Ears. It's not working for you?
00:47:15 It's Shifu!
00:47:16 Of course it's Shifu.
00:47:21 Master Shifu!
00:47:26 You think this is funny?
00:47:27 Tai Lung has escaped
00:47:30 - What?
00:47:33 and you are the only one
00:47:39 And I was saying
00:47:41 I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung.
00:47:44 What? You're serious? And I have to?
00:47:48 Master Oogway will stop him,
00:47:52 Oogway cannot!
00:47:54 Not anymore.
00:47:56 Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
00:47:59 - The panda?
00:48:01 Master, let us stop Tai Lung.
00:48:05 No! It is not your destiny
00:48:08 It is his!
00:48:10 Where'd he go?
00:48:18 You cannot leave!
00:48:22 Watch me.
00:48:26 Come on.
00:48:27 How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung?
00:48:31 You will beat him
00:48:35 You don't believe that.
00:48:38 From the beginning,
00:48:41 Yes! I was.
00:48:44 But now I ask you to trust in your
00:48:50 You're not my master.
00:48:54 Then why didn't you quit?! You knew
00:48:58 Yeah, I stayed.
00:49:00 I stayed because every time
00:49:04 or said I smelled, it hurt,
00:49:08 than it did every day
00:49:13 I stayed because I thought,
00:49:17 ...could make me... not me...
00:49:20 ...it was you.
00:49:22 The greatest kung fu teacher
00:49:25 But I can change you!
00:49:27 I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!
00:49:30 Come on. Tai Lung is
00:49:34 Even if it takes him a hundred years
00:49:38 ...gonna change this
00:49:44 How?
00:49:47 How?
00:49:51 - How?!
00:50:01 I don't know.
00:50:10 That's what I thought.
00:50:50 This is what you trained me for.
00:51:00 Tigress!
00:51:05 Don't try and stop me.
00:51:10 We're not trying to stop you.
00:51:11 What?
00:51:12 We're coming with you!
00:52:27 What? I eat when I'm upset, OK?
00:52:32 No need to explain.
00:52:33 I thought you might be Monkey. He hides
00:52:59 Don't tell Monkey.
00:53:00 - Look at you.
00:53:04 No, I mean, how did you get up there?
00:53:07 I don't know. I guess that...
00:53:10 I don't know. I was getting a cookie.
00:53:12 Yet you are ten feet off the ground.
00:53:15 And you have done a perfect spilt.
00:53:17 No, this? This is just...
00:53:21 ...an accident.
00:53:27 There are no accidents.
00:53:30 Come with me.
00:53:39 I know you're trying to be
00:53:42 ...but could you at least
00:53:55 You dragged me...
00:53:58 ...all the way out here...
00:53:59 ...for a bath?
00:54:04 Panda...
00:54:06 ...we do not wash our pits
00:54:11 The Pool of...
00:54:12 This is where Oogway
00:54:14 ...of harmony and focus.
00:54:17 This is the birthplace...
00:54:19 ...of kung fu.
00:54:34 Do you want to learn kung fu?
00:54:37 Yeah!
00:54:38 Then I am your master!
00:54:41 OK!
00:54:44 Don't cry.
00:54:45 OK.
00:54:53 When you focus on kung fu,
00:54:55 when you concentrate...
00:54:57 ...you stink.
00:54:58 Perhaps that is my fault.
00:55:00 I cannot train you the way
00:55:04 I now see that the way
00:55:07 ...is with this.
00:55:08 Oh, great, 'cause I am hungry.
00:55:12 Good.
00:55:13 When you have been trained, you may eat.
00:55:17 Let us begin.
00:56:29 After you, panda.
00:56:30 Just like that?
00:56:32 No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike?
00:56:36 I vowed to train you, and you
00:56:46 Enjoy.
00:56:49 Hey!
00:56:51 I said you are free to eat.
00:56:55 Hey!
00:57:03 You are free to eat.
00:57:05 - Am I?!
00:58:33 I'm not hungry.
00:58:38 Master.
00:59:10 Cut it!
00:59:28 Where's the Dragon Warrior?
00:59:30 How do you know
00:59:33 You think I'm a fool?
00:59:35 I know you're not the Dragon Warrior.
00:59:39 I heard how he fell out
00:59:43 That he's a warrior unlike
00:59:47 - Po?
00:59:53 Finally, a worthy opponent.
00:59:56 Our battle will be legendary!
01:00:18 We've got this. Help her.
01:00:45 Monkey!
01:00:46 Go!
01:00:48 What was I thinking?!
01:00:59 Mantis!
01:01:06 Now!
01:01:53 Shifu taught you well.
01:01:58 But he didn't teach you everything.
01:02:04 You have done well, panda.
01:02:06 Done well? Done well?
01:02:10 I've done awesome!
01:02:13 The mark of a true hero is humility.
01:02:16 But, yes, you have done...
01:02:19 ...awesome.
01:02:28 Guys? Guys?! They're dead!
01:02:31 No, they're breathing. They're asleep?
01:02:35 We were no match for his nerve attach.
01:02:37 He's gotten stronger.
01:02:39 Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?
01:02:42 He's too fast!
01:02:44 Sorry, Po.
01:02:47 I thought we could stop him.
01:02:49 He could have killed you.
01:02:51 Why didn't he?
01:02:52 So you could come back and strike fear
01:02:56 It might. I mean, a little.
01:03:01 I'm pretty scared.
01:03:02 You can defeat him, panda!
01:03:04 Are you kidding? If they can't?!
01:03:07 They're five masters. I'm just one me.
01:03:10 But you will have
01:03:18 You really believe I'm ready?
01:03:21 You are...
01:03:23 ...Po.
01:04:13 Behold the Dragon Scroll.
01:04:17 It is yours.
01:04:19 Wait. What happens when I read it?
01:04:22 Legend says you will be able
01:04:26 Really? That's cool.
01:04:28 Yes. And see light in the deepest cave.
01:04:31 You will feel the universe
01:04:34 Can I punch through walls?
01:04:36 - Do a quadruple back flip?
01:04:38 - Will I?
01:04:40 - Focus.
01:04:41 Read it, Po, and fulfill your destiny.
01:04:44 Read it and become...
01:04:47 ...the Dragon Warrior.
01:04:55 It's impossible to open.
01:04:58 OK. Come on, baby. Come on now.
01:05:03 Thank you.
01:05:05 I probably loosened it up
01:05:09 OK, here goes.
01:05:22 - It's blank.
01:05:24 - Here, look.
01:05:33 Blank. I don't...
01:05:36 I don't understand.
01:05:40 OK. So, like...
01:05:42 ...Oogway was
01:05:46 No. Oogway was wiser than us all.
01:05:48 Oh, come on! Face it,
01:05:52 Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
01:05:58 But who will stop Tai Lung?
01:05:59 He'll destroy everything and everyone.
01:06:02 No.
01:06:04 Evacuate the valley. You must protect
01:06:10 - What about you, Master?
01:06:12 - What?
01:06:15 for everyone to escape.
01:06:16 But, Shifu, he'll kill you.
01:06:19 Then I will finally have paid
01:06:23 Listen to me, all of you.
01:06:25 It is time for you to continue
01:06:28 I am very proud
01:06:52 We've got to get them out safely.
01:06:55 Come, little one. Let's find your mama.
01:06:57 Viper, gather the southern farmers.
01:07:01 Crane, light the way.
01:07:21 Look, it's the Dragon Warrior.
01:07:33 Hey, Dad.
01:07:35 Po!
01:07:42 Good to have you back, son.
01:07:47 Good to be back.
01:07:49 Let's go, Po.
01:07:53 So for our next shop,
01:07:56 ...the future of noodles
01:08:00 ...no longer slices.
01:08:02 Also, I was thinking, maybe this time
01:08:05 we'll have a kitchen
01:08:10 You like that?
01:08:17 Po, I'm sorry if things didn't work out.
01:08:22 It just wasn't meant to be.
01:08:28 Po, forget everything else.
01:08:31 Your destiny still awaits.
01:08:33 We are noodle folk.
01:08:38 I don't know, Dad.
01:08:40 Honestly, sometimes
01:08:48 Po...
01:08:49 ...I think it's time I told you
01:08:53 ...a long time ago.
01:08:55 OK.
01:08:59 The secret ingredient
01:09:05 Come here. The secret ingredient is...
01:09:10 ...nothing.
01:09:13 You heard me. Nothing!
01:09:15 There is no secret ingredient!
01:09:18 Wait, wait.
01:09:21 You don't add some kind of special
01:09:24 Don't have to. To make something
01:09:39 There is no secret ingredient.
01:10:04 I have come home, Master.
01:10:07 This is no longer your home.
01:10:10 Oh, yes. You have a new favorite.
01:10:14 So where is this Po?
01:10:19 Did I scare him off?
01:10:20 This battle is between you and me.
01:10:24 So, that is how it's going to be.
01:10:27 That is how it must be.
01:10:43 I rotted in jail for 20 years
01:10:48 Obeying your master is not weakness!
01:10:50 You knew I was the Dragon Warrior.
01:10:53 You always knew.
01:10:56 But when Oogway said otherwise,
01:11:02 What did you do?!
01:11:07 Nothing!
01:11:08 You were not meant to be the Dragon
01:11:11 Not your fault?!
01:11:13 Who filled my head with dreams?!
01:11:15 Who drove me to train
01:11:17 Who denied me my destiny?!
01:11:29 It was never my decision to make!
01:11:37 It is now.
01:11:44 Give me the scroll!
01:11:48 I would rather die.
01:12:39 All I ever did, I did to make you proud!
01:12:42 Tell me how proud you are, Shifu!
01:12:46 Tell me!
01:12:48 Tell me!
01:13:00 I have...
01:13:04 From the first moment, I've been...
01:13:08 ...proud of you.
01:13:10 And it was my pride...
01:13:12 ...that blinded me.
01:13:15 I loved you too much
01:13:19 ...what I...
01:13:21 ...was turning you into.
01:13:24 I'm...
01:13:26 I'm sorry.
01:13:36 I don't want your apology.
01:13:39 I want my scroll!
01:13:42 What?!
01:13:45 Where is it?!
01:13:47 Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll
01:13:53 You will never see
01:13:56 Never.
01:13:58 Never.
01:14:06 Stairs.
01:14:10 Who are you?
01:14:12 Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior.
01:14:20 You?
01:14:22 Him? He's a panda.
01:14:24 You're a panda. What are
01:14:28 Don't tempt me.
01:14:30 No. I'm gonna use this.
01:14:34 You want it? Come and get it.
01:14:37 Finally!
01:15:05 That scroll is mine!
01:16:00 Lightning!
01:16:36 The scroll has given him power!
01:16:39 No!
01:17:17 Finally! Oh, yes.
01:17:21 The power of the Dragon Scroll is mine!
01:17:30 It's nothing!
01:17:34 It's OK. I didn't get it
01:17:37 What?
01:17:40 There is no secret ingredient.
01:17:45 It's just you.
01:17:56 Stop it!
01:17:57 I'm gonna pee.
01:18:01 Don't.
01:18:02 Don't! Don't!
01:19:11 You...
01:19:13 ...can't defeat me.
01:19:20 You...
01:19:22 ...you're just a big...
01:19:24 ...fat...
01:19:26 ...panda!
01:19:28 I'm not a big fat panda.
01:19:31 I'm the big fat panda.
01:19:36 The Wuxi Finger Hold!
01:19:37 Oh, you know this hold?
01:19:39 You're bluffing. You're bluffing.
01:19:43 Nope.
01:19:44 I figured it out. Skadoosh.
01:20:07 Look!
01:20:09 The Dragon Warrior.
01:20:39 That's my boy! That big lovely
01:20:46 Yes!
01:20:48 Thanks, Dad.
01:20:59 Hey, guys.
01:21:05 Master.
01:21:07 Master.
01:21:11 Master?
01:21:13 Master Shifu!
01:21:27 Master!
01:21:29 Shifu, are you OK?!
01:21:33 Po.
01:21:35 You're alive.
01:21:37 Or we're both dead.
01:21:38 No, Master, I didn't die.
01:21:42 You did?
01:21:47 Wow. It is as Oogway foretold.
01:21:53 You are the Dragon Warrior.
01:21:57 You have brought peace...
01:22:00 ...to this valley...
01:22:03 ...and...
01:22:05 ...and to me.
01:22:07 Thank you.
01:22:10 Thank you, Po.
01:22:13 Thank you. Thank you.
01:22:21 No! Master! No, no, no,
01:22:26 I'm not dying, you idiot!
01:22:29 Dragon Warrior...
01:22:32 ...I am simply at peace. Finally.
01:22:40 So, I should stop talking?
01:22:44 If you can.
01:23:03 Want to get something to eat?
01:23:08 Yeah.
01:23:15 Everybody is kung fu fighting
01:23:19 Your mind becomes fast as lightning
01:23:23 Although the future
01:23:28 It's the book of your life
01:23:34 Everybody is kung fu fighting
01:23:39 Your mind becomes fast as lightning
01:23:43 Although the future
01:23:48 It's the book of your life
01:23:52 You are a natural
01:23:55 Why is that so hard to see?
01:23:57 Maybe it's just because
01:24:01 The journey's a lonely one
01:24:05 But sometimes you've got to go
01:24:09 Everybody is kung fu fighting
01:24:14 Your mind becomes fast as lightning
01:24:18 Although the future
01:24:22 It's the book of your life
01:24:27 You're a diamond in the rough
01:24:32 You could be a work of art
01:24:36 Now what would it take to break?
01:24:40 Not only do you have to fight
01:24:44 'Cause everybody is kung fu fighting
01:24:49 Your mind becomes fast as lightning
01:24:53 Although the future
01:24:57 It's the book of your life
01:25:02 You're a diamond in the rough
01:25:07 You could be a work of art
01:25:11 Now what would it take to break?
01:25:15 Not only do you have to fight
01:25:19 'Cause everybody is kung fu fighting
01:25:24 Your mind becomes fast as lightning
01:25:28 Although the future is a
01:25:32 It's the book of your life