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Kung Fu
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INSPECTOR CHAN |
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SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS |
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Anyone else? |
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Such a beautiful woman... |
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...and you arrest her... |
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...just for spitting? |
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Is there no justice? |
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Is there no law? |
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Commissioner is only your boss... |
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...because he paid his dues |
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And you don't fucking know me? |
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Sorry, I didn't know |
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Ugly coward! |
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What are you looking at? Never seen |
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Who'd be in the film business? |
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It's Sunday, |
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Where's the car? |
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Let's go back inside! |
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Call for help! |
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No need for that, Northerner. |
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While you were messing with the cop, |
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I'll kill all you Axe Gangsters! |
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Stop! You forget the time |
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Brother Sum. |
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Please.... |
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Please spare me. |
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Don't worry. |
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I don't kill women. You can go! |
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Thank you, Big Brother. |
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Cops! Come clean up the mess! |
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THE AXE GANG |
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In a time of social unrest |
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In a time of social unrest |
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...the gangs have moved in |
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The most feared of them all |
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Only in the poorest districts, |
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...can people live in peace. |
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PlG STY ALLEY |
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One, two, three! |
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-That okay, Coolie? |
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TAlLOR |
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NOODLES AND CONGEE |
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My check, please, Donut. |
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-How much? |
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Donut. |
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-It's nothing. |
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I'll ask the wife about |
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Morning, Landlord! |
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Landlord! |
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Jill! How you've grown! |
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Come let me examine you! |
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Good to see you, Landlord! |
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What's so good about it? |
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Don't...! |
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Can you make the skirt slit higher? |
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Sure! |
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Look, a comet! |
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Jane! You naughty girl! |
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Landlord! You're such a scoundrel! |
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Don't go, Jane! Stay and chat! |
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I'm only kidding. Jane! |
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Landlady! |
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Landlady! |
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What happened to the water? |
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Water ain't free! |
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You talk a lot for someone |
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But I'm in the middle of a shampoo. |
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You think that's a problem? |
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From now on, no water on Mondays, |
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Water ration Tuesdays, Thursdays |
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I just love hearing you fools |
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Good morning, Landlady! |
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Just pay your rent, |
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What's so funny? |
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Serves you right you're a coolie! |
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Months overdue and not even |
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You'll be a coolie for life. |
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There you go, handsome! |
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What took you so long |
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I stopped to help an old lady |
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-What are you doing here? |
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Was someone just spying on you, |
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Don't shoot your mouth off |
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She's crazy. |
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Go away! |
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Please can you teach us, sir? |
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No more soccer! |
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-Who wants the cut? |
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T ake a seat. |
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Done! Fifty cents, please. |
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Isn't it great? |
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It's too good! |
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Why'd you make him look so good? |
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Why? |
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Don't get mad, boss. |
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He's boss of the Axe Gang. Don't you |
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Making him look good |
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-I didn't know. |
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But I like you, so just pay me, |
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No way! |
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Steady with the axe, boss. |
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I really care for you. You saw it |
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Why don't you pay up. Not much. |
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Oh, so it's blackmail! |
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Boss! |
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Boss! |
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Now you're dead! |
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Looks like he's waking up! |
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I'm not afraid. |
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You can kill me. |
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But there'll be thousands more of me! |
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You want to play tough? The Axe |
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Whoever wants to die, |
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So you want to fight? |
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Great! We'll go one-on-one. |
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Don't even think about cheating. |
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That old woman with the onion! |
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You look real tough. Want to try me? |
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What do you do? |
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I'm a farmer. |
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Farmers don't fight. Piss off! |
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He's crazy! |
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Calling me names? |
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You're lucky you're a woman. |
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Hey, shorty! Yeah, you! |
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What did I say about cheating? |
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Sit back down! |
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You! The geezer with the glasses. |
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No, not you. I mean.... |
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You! |
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Hey, kid, let's rumble! |
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All right, all right! |
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So no one-on-ones today. |
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You're all such wimps! |
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He blackmailed me. |
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Fat woman, you're |
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Fat woman, my ass! |
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I'm with the Axe Gang! |
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Axe Gang, my ass! |
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Boss! |
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Boss, my ass! |
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-You have to pay our medical bills! |
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-We're on the same side! |
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Think you're so tough? |
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You nitwit! Let's see you call backup! |
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You don't know the backup I have. |
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Don't you go away! Go put |
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Who threw the firecracker? |
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I'm one of you, brother. |
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Mind your own business! |
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It's raining. Go bring in your laundry! |
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Fat woman! |
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You blackmailing me too? I ain't afraid. |
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I.... |
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Did anyone see what happened? |
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Don't! My back's broken! |
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Call for help! |
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Hold on, calm down. You hungry? |
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Keep quiet. |
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No. |
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Who did this? |
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I'll count to three. |
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One... |
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...two.... |
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I did it! |
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Are the goods okay, Brother Sum? |
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Sorry! |
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Look away, kid. |
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Get rid of him! |
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We're the bad guys! |
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We're meant to do the ass-kicking... |
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...not the other way around. |
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And it's all because these morons |
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Don't waste your time, Brother Sum. |
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We'll handle this. |
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You! Take care of it. |
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-Boy, can this guy pick locks. |
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Pick that one too, if you're so good. |
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Come. |
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I'll count to three. |
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Hurry! |
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Ready? Three! |
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That's quick! |
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Brother Sum, we really |
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That's why we did what we did. |
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Ever killed anyone? |
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I've always thought about it. |
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Then go kill someone. |
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I will! |
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Go on! |
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Thank you, Brother Sum. |
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We can always find a use for that type. |
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I told you before, |
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Tougher! |
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Tougher! |
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Act the part. |
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And try to stay awake. |
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It's tiring being tough. |
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Tiring? It's our living! |
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The streets out there are filled |
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You only need the will |
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...to seize the opportunity to win. |
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This is our big chance! |
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We just kill someone, |
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Then it'll be money and women |
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Don't be like those beggars... |
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...with no ambition. |
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Who are you looking at, four-eyes? |
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Get lost! |
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Come here and say that! |
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-You're really gonna kill someone? |
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The four-eyes, the fat woman |
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But they're good at kung fu. |
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-I can do kung fu! |
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Didn't I tell you I know |
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Hey there, handsome boy. Stop. |
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Amazing! |
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Do you know you have |
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You're so young, but you have |
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and chi flow of a kung-fu genius. |
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If your chi flow can be channeled, |
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Like the old saying: |
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The duty of upholding world peace |
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Sure. |
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This is the scroll of the Buddhist Palm. |
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But as it's fate, |
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BUDDHlST PALM MANUAL |
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-You gave him your life savings? |
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I was saving to study to be |
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...but this was world peace. |
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Let go of the girl! |
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Hey! It's the Buddhist Palm! |
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"The 20-Cent Kung Fu Manual." |
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You must be loaded. |
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Have you killed anyone lately? |
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He's a fool, and she's mute. Losers! |
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I realized then that good guys |
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I want to be the killer! |
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-lce cream! |
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Make mine a vanilla. |
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Chocolate for me! |
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What're you looking at? |
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Look at her run! |
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You're such kung-fu masters, |
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You belong in the circus, not here! |
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Don't say that, Landlady. |
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Everyone has his reasons. |
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We don't want to make trouble. |
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I'm glad you get it. |
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We'll never hear the end of it. |
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Your wife shouldn't be so nasty. |
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You okay? |
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Masters. |
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We have nothing precious |
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...but take this as a token |
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Thanks for saving us! |
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Stop the crying. This isn't a show! |
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-You're so cold-hearted. |
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You may know kung fu, |
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It's no crime to be good at kung fu! |
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Once a fairy, always a fairy. |
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Look at you. What's with |
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Why not a diaper while you're at it. |
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What's wrong with red underwear? |
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Where were you |
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If it weren't for them, we'd be finished. |
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I'll reason with you. |
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You owe me three months' rent. |
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Pay up or pack up! |
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Don't you worry. I'll pay it. |
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Think you're a smartass, |
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What's it to you, tub of lard? |
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Bitch! |
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Calm down, Landlady. |
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This is your fault. |
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-Are you trying to kill us? |
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How could you do that? |
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Shut the hell up! |
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You think you can out-yell me? |
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The fat lady can really sing. |
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Watch this! |
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What happened? |
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What do you mean, |
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-Me? |
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Sorry! You okay? |
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I think you should get closer |
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Okay! |
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-Who's throwing the handles? |
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Where's the third knife? |
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God knows where it went. |
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Could it be the same one? Can't be.... |
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-Don't! |
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What are you trying to say? |
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I just remembered I have |
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Uh-oh. They've seen us! |
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Stay back! |
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Don't panic! Snakes like music. |
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Please, no more bright ideas. |
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Oh, what the hell! |
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Not you again, asshole! |
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Get back to your business! |
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Split up! |
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Split? |
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What're you doing here? |
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Looking for you. Weren't you hurt? |
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I'm fine! |
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How come you always recover so fast? |
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I don't know. |
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-Which hospital did you go to? |
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Maybe it's better that way. |
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Memories can be painful. |
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I never knew you were so deep. |
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All the sadness one can bear... |
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...down the river everywhere. |
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Hey, get out of the way! |
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Move! |
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I'll slap you to kingdom come! |
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Look at those four-eyes |
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What morons! |
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Don't blame me for making you leave. |
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We'll let Buddha decide... |
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...whether you stay... |
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...or go. |
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HORRlFlCALLY BAD FATE |
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Have some tea. |
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We're grateful for |
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We understand the problem. |
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...Iron Fist from the Hung School |
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Those guys at Pig Sty are really good. |
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Their warrior days are long over... |
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...but they're still top fighters. |
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This job is a great challenge for us. |
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Now, that's professionalism. |
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Number One Killers. Expensive, yes, |
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No! |
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Number one is the Beast, |
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He was so dedicated to kung fu, |
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I heard he's now in an asylum. |
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So you're the top killers now. |
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Strictly speaking, |
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A song that wrenches the heart |
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Great poem, isn't it? |
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We'll be saying goodbye soon. |
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Who knows when we'll see |
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We're three of a kind. |
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Let's take this opportunity |
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No. We still have a lot to pack. |
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You're right. |
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Twelve Kicks of the T am School! |
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Iron Fist: powerful yet delicate. |
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Hexagon Staff, with its |
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Till we meet again! |
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More lipstick! |
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Stay there, or I'll break you in half. |
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Sorry, we're closed. |
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You can make a suit in no time. |
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We're moving. |
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This is good material! |
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You know your stuff. |
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This has high artistic value. |
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How high? |
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At least a few stories.... |
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Insulting the Axe Gang! |
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Let's kill them all and make |
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Don't block my view! |
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What's going on? |
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Good! |
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Don't block my view! |
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Damn! I told those nitwits to leave, |
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-Really? |
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What the hell is this fighting? |
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Sorry, sorry. It's nothing! |
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You know what time it is? |
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Hey, fatso, eat shit and die! |
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Die? In this racket? |
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Sorry, sorry! |
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Get out of my way! |
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Hang in there, T ailor. |
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Be quiet! |
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Give us a break! Why push us so far? |
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It's the Lion's Roar! |
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I thought that was a myth. |
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Who knew the Lion's Roar |
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That's the last we'll see of them. |
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It's bad, Brother Sum. |
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Start the car! |
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Boss! |
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Keep it down! Have you no manners? |
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Get lost. People are trying to sleep. |
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They have to work tomorrow. |
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Scumbags! |
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I can't hang on much longer. |
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But having seen |
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...I can now die in peace. |
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Don't say that. |
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We're ordinary folks. |
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Ordinary's a blessing. |
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Don't call us masters. |
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But you're such great fighters! |
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If only you'd helped earlier, |
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Like Donut said, |
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Years ago... |
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...we saw our only son killed in a fight. |
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Revenge can be devastating. |
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Do you understand? |
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Why don't you train us |
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...and we'll avenge them! |
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Becoming a top fighter takes time. |
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Unless you're a natural-born |
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And they're one in a million. |
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It's obvious I'm the one! |
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Don't think so. |
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Everyone! We swore |
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But we broke that promise today. |
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For your own safety, please all leave! |
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In great power lies great responsibility. |
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There's no escaping from it. |
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Donut, you're hurt bad. |
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Rest now. |
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We can't understand |
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Donut! |
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I know you, four-eyes! |
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You seem prejudiced against |
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That's right. |
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Gold frames are perfect for clerks. |
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I think I look good. |
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Help me! |
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"Help me! Help me!" |
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The Dragon Style? The Tiger Style? |
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Come down here, and I'll smash |
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You know I'd do it, right? |
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Swear to it! |
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Swear! |
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Have you no respect? Where were you |
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You sound like a wimp! |
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We always get beat! |
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No killing, no arson, |
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...all because of you! |
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You're a numb-nut! |
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Follow me! |
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It's a stickup! Where's the money? |
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Where's the money? |
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What're you looking at? I'm serious! |
| 00:08:45 |
I kill people for less! |
| 00:09:07 |
The money's in here. |
| 00:09:45 |
Let go of the girl! |
| 00:09:59 |
He's a fool, and she's mute. Losers! |
| 00:10:48 |
Go away! You're dragging me down! |
| 00:10:52 |
Go home and raise pigs. |
| 00:11:02 |
Go, before I kill you. |
| 00:11:52 |
You! Whatsyourname! |
| 00:12:05 |
Take this and get some new clothes. |
| 00:12:08 |
-For real? |
| 00:12:19 |
Brother Sum! |
| 00:12:20 |
One look at you, and I knew |
| 00:12:25 |
Right! |
| 00:12:26 |
You just needed your chance. |
| 00:12:29 |
Damn right! |
| 00:12:30 |
We've an assignment for you. |
| 00:12:32 |
Anything, Brother Sum! |
| 00:12:52 |
"Research on abnormal people." |
| 00:12:56 |
A mental asylum. |
| 00:13:03 |
Soldiers! |
| 00:13:04 |
Boy Scouts! |
| 00:13:06 |
Tanks! |
| 00:13:08 |
No worries. |
| 00:13:10 |
When the Boy Scouts change shifts, |
| 00:13:13 |
Follow the arrows on the map. |
| 00:13:18 |
...and get the man inside there out. |
| 00:13:28 |
What about you guys? |
| 00:13:30 |
We're your lookouts. |
| 00:13:43 |
Five minutes. Hurry! |
| 00:15:59 |
The world's top killer |
| 00:16:05 |
It's only a title. |
| 00:16:08 |
Cut the bullshit. We want two people |
| 00:16:12 |
Name my what? |
| 00:16:16 |
I've killed so many trying to find |
| 00:16:21 |
So far, I've never found one. |
| 00:16:25 |
That's why I stayed inside. |
| 00:16:27 |
Had I met my match, |
| 00:16:32 |
If you find me a worthy opponent... |
| 00:16:34 |
...I'll do it for free. No charge! |
| 00:16:39 |
Do you have someone? |
| 00:16:40 |
Yes. Brilliant fighters who are |
| 00:16:45 |
But first, will you show us |
| 00:16:48 |
Not that we don't trust you. |
| 00:16:51 |
You numskulls aren't worthy! |
| 00:17:00 |
He doesn't look the part. |
| 00:17:03 |
The slippers are a little crappy. |
| 00:17:08 |
You sure you got the right guy? |
| 00:17:10 |
Absolutely. I swear I did |
| 00:17:15 |
Please show us some moves, |
| 00:17:19 |
You dumb or what? |
| 00:17:21 |
You know what this is, old man? |
| 00:17:24 |
Ever seen a fist this big? |
| 00:17:26 |
Don't force me to fight. |
| 00:17:30 |
Really? Try me, then. |
| 00:17:35 |
Is he okay? |
| 00:17:43 |
So you say you can fight? |
| 00:17:47 |
Harder! |
| 00:17:49 |
Harder! |
| 00:17:54 |
Harder! |
| 00:17:58 |
You hit like that and call yourself |
| 00:18:06 |
A foreign gun! |
| 00:18:33 |
In the world of kung fu, |
| 00:18:43 |
The Beast is the best of them all. |
| 00:18:46 |
The Axe Gang extends its respect! |
| 00:19:31 |
The real masters, |
| 00:19:35 |
Only the world's top killer... |
| 00:19:40 |
...has such an aura. |
| 00:19:43 |
Likewise. |
| 00:19:44 |
Could you two be the fated lovers...? |
| 00:19:47 |
Paris... |
| 00:19:48 |
...and Helen of Troy! |
| 00:19:50 |
A pleasure, indeed. |
| 00:19:52 |
We're here to deal |
| 00:19:56 |
...and only the Axe Gang. |
| 00:20:00 |
You should've killed me before. |
| 00:20:03 |
Now you're committing suicide. |
| 00:20:08 |
You're living on borrowed time. |
| 00:20:11 |
You can't escape your fate! |
| 00:20:15 |
What's this? A funeral bell? |
| 00:20:18 |
With the Beast here, |
| 00:20:22 |
So you're on their side? |
| 00:20:24 |
Don't get me wrong. |
| 00:20:26 |
I only want to kill you... |
| 00:20:30 |
...or be killed by you. |
| 00:20:36 |
What do you think? |
| 00:20:38 |
The good cannot coexist with the bad. |
| 00:20:44 |
So be it. Let's do it. |
| 00:20:48 |
Okay. |
| 00:20:51 |
Let's do it! |
| 00:21:12 |
Piece of cake. I can handle this. |
| 00:21:24 |
Good try, but a little off target. |
| 00:22:46 |
The Lion's Roar? |
| 00:25:29 |
Wait! |
| 00:25:31 |
I didn't know the Lion's Roar |
| 00:25:36 |
What a blow! |
| 00:26:08 |
-Looks like they're not up to it! |
| 00:26:12 |
You do it! |
| 00:26:13 |
-I'm gonna puke! I need to see a doctor! |
| 00:26:20 |
You! Come over here. |
| 00:26:23 |
-Hit him! |
| 00:26:30 |
-The head! |
| 00:26:32 |
-Hit him on the head! |
| 00:26:33 |
-Here's your chance. |
| 00:26:35 |
-Hit him! |
| 00:26:37 |
-Hit the shit out of him! |
| 00:26:38 |
-Hit him! |
| 00:26:40 |
Beat the shit out of him! |
| 00:26:44 |
What're you doing? |
| 00:26:45 |
You want me to hit him |
| 00:26:49 |
You're making me very confused! |
| 00:27:19 |
Wow, that's a big fist! |
| 00:27:54 |
Why did you hit me? |
| 00:28:25 |
Where are they? |
| 00:28:28 |
How could you let them escape? |
| 00:28:37 |
No one gets away from me! |
| 00:28:54 |
Why did he save us? |
| 00:28:57 |
Young people make mistakes. |
| 00:29:00 |
But at least he finally made good. |
| 00:29:04 |
Look at him! Beaten to a pulp. |
| 00:29:11 |
Do you have any last requests? |
| 00:29:33 |
Hey, wait! |
| 00:29:37 |
Why don't you write in Chinese? |
| 00:30:37 |
There's no one here! |
| 00:30:44 |
CHlNESE MEDlClNE |
| 00:31:00 |
It's a miracle he lasted this long. |
| 00:31:04 |
The herbs should help him. |
| 00:31:06 |
Herbal medicine can only partly help. |
| 00:31:11 |
All his bones and tendons are broken. |
| 00:31:15 |
It's amazing he's recovering so fast. |
| 00:31:19 |
It can't be possible.... |
| 00:31:21 |
Unless he's.... |
| 00:32:00 |
What's that smell? |
| 00:32:36 |
You mustn't smoke while you're hurt. |
| 00:32:39 |
Let me handle this. |
| 00:32:55 |
This makes no sense. |
| 00:33:08 |
Who knew the Beast could clear |
| 00:33:13 |
...and thus unleash |
| 00:33:15 |
We should've guessed. |
| 00:33:20 |
He is the one! |
| 00:33:33 |
Is this for real? |
| 00:33:35 |
You're still alive, you turncoat? |
| 00:33:38 |
Kill him, men! |
| 00:34:35 |
What kind of move is that? |
| 00:34:37 |
Kids' stuff! |
| 00:35:08 |
If our son were alive, |
| 00:35:11 |
If he studies hard, he could grow up |
| 00:35:17 |
A stuntman, more likely! |
| 00:36:23 |
Not bad. Let's go. |
| 00:37:08 |
I can even stop bullets-- |
| 00:38:20 |
What? The T oad Style |
| 00:38:24 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:40:20 |
Remember the Palm move |
| 00:40:24 |
That's the long lost Buddhist Palm. |
| 00:41:12 |
I surrender! |
| 00:42:15 |
What kind of move was that? |
| 00:42:18 |
If you want to learn, I'll teach you. |
| 00:42:32 |
Master! |
| 00:43:47 |
Hey! T ell him not to put snot |
| 00:43:51 |
You two, put your pants on! |
| 00:43:54 |
No licking if you're not buying! |
| 00:45:03 |
Kid, you have the bone structure |
| 00:45:08 |
World peace is in your hands. |
| 00:45:12 |
Because it's fate, I'll let you |
| 00:45:14 |
Wait! |
| 00:45:16 |
You want more...? |
