Kurt blir grusom Kurt Turns Evil

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00:00:53 FOR SALE
00:01:05 My voice was never that deep
00:01:09 My kindergarten teacher Rigmor says
00:01:15 I'm so tired of Rigmor!
00:01:17 Rigmor says
00:01:20 But I'm wonderfuI!
00:01:48 Very funny!
00:01:53 You never laugh at anything funny.
00:01:56 Rigmor says that laughter
00:02:02 You're one twisted kid, Bud.
00:02:11 Good morning, my lovely architect!
00:02:15 I dreamt that I got to
00:02:18 How can you dream about
00:02:22 - Rigmor says...
00:02:25 I agree!
00:02:30 - It's time for a newkindergarten.
00:03:00 - Good morning, my conservative son.
00:03:06 Get thee hence, satanic rocker!
00:03:14 Were it up to me, there'd be more
00:03:36 Rigmor!
00:03:39 - What is important, children?
00:03:51 Morning, Gunnar.
00:03:54 Kurt!
00:03:57 Is it really necessary
00:04:02 Can't we all just get along?
00:04:05 What do you think about cancelling
00:04:11 - What do you mean?
00:04:17 We don't need any more competition.
00:04:22 The race is on, Gunnar!
00:04:25 And I intend to crush everyone,
00:04:29 Alrighty then!
00:05:24 Yes!
00:05:28 You motherfucker!
00:05:30 Is that language necessary?
00:05:34 KURT TURNS EVIL
00:05:39 Pancakes again?
00:05:44 This is forklift-driver food.
00:05:46 Four out of five here
00:05:51 And four out of five here will
00:06:05 Have you had a nice architect day?
00:06:10 - Nothing.
00:06:16 It's a doghouse! No one sees my true
00:06:22 Size doesn't matter.
00:06:31 Sorry!
00:06:40 CarefuI, you Polish idiot!
00:06:46 Hi there!
00:06:48 Dr. Petter.
00:06:51 You practically ruined our house!
00:06:55 Not much of a house.
00:06:59 - Perhaps you aren't doctors?
00:07:04 Here's money for repairs.
00:07:11 You think you can ruin our house
00:07:16 - Yup.
00:07:20 What a charming doghouse!
00:07:26 Architect is such a big word.
00:07:31 I love architects.
00:07:34 - Do you love forklifts?
00:07:39 WonderfuI Copenhagen!
00:07:41 What are you doing?!
00:07:45 - What an exciting, delightfuI man.
00:07:50 - He destroyed our house!
00:07:55 He has a newhouse.
00:08:00 Can we buy a car like Dr. Petter's?
00:08:05 I don't want
00:08:10 We couldn't afford it anyway.
00:08:19 A new car? That's the
00:08:24 - What do you say, Bud?
00:08:37 What was that?
00:09:01 What is he doing over there?
00:09:04 - He's blasting out his newpooI.
00:09:09 - Because I'm drawing it!
00:09:14 He pays well.
00:09:17 "We need the money. "
00:09:36 Dinner is served!
00:09:38 I'm eating at Dr. Petter's tonight.
00:09:45 He's inaugurating his newbarbecue.
00:09:50 Have a steak!
00:09:54 Hi!
00:10:07 I'm riding with Dr. Petter today.
00:10:21 Come on, Kurt!
00:10:34 Dr. Petter's food tastes like shit
00:10:38 Don't talk like that about his food.
00:10:45 Can't we get a private chef?
00:10:51 - What's happening tomorrow?.
00:10:56 Didn't I mention that?
00:10:58 Doctors and architects are coming.
00:11:02 Maybe even the prime minister!
00:11:08 - I'm not going.
00:11:11 I plan on arranging
00:11:17 I may have forgotten to invite you.
00:11:23 - But we don't have a pooI.
00:11:47 Howunfortunate that
00:11:53 - What a bummer!
00:11:58 Doctors and architects...
00:12:01 Fortunately we prefer being here,
00:12:09 - Almost the whole family.
00:12:17 That guy's mouth
00:12:22 What?
00:12:26 Maybe just a little.
00:12:30 Are you enjoying the party, Bud?
00:12:33 Rigmor says having fun...
00:12:36 ...is overrated.
00:12:42 - I understand if you want to go.
00:12:47 Go ahead, Bud.
00:13:11 Lobster?
00:13:16 Hope you're having fun,
00:13:21 Look, there's the prime minister!
00:13:24 I knowher, you don't.
00:13:26 Hi, prime minister!
00:13:30 Thank you. I'm nice and popular,
00:13:35 No shrimp during the campaign!
00:13:41 WonderfuI Copenhagen!
00:13:46 I hear you're a forklift driver.
00:13:50 I love driving my forklift.
00:13:54 - But it isn't very important.
00:13:58 It can't be as important
00:14:02 - Like what?
00:14:06 I make sure people stay healthy.
00:14:12 That would be bad.
00:14:16 - Do you have a pager?
00:14:21 Kurt doesn't knowwhat a pager is!
00:14:28 A pager is something
00:14:32 When it beeps, we rush
00:14:38 - I don't have a pager.
00:14:55 I am a doctor, and I am...
00:15:01 I just love doctors! Dr. Petter
00:15:07 I talked to the prime minister!
00:15:13 Dr. Petter
00:15:17 Isn't it wonderfuI?
00:15:20 I don't think you should talk
00:15:25 You should talk about me.
00:15:33 You are most fond of me, right,
00:15:37 And you think driving forklifts
00:16:09 Cheers!
00:16:12 The forklift race
00:16:18 I think I'll pass this year.
00:16:24 See you later, guys!
00:16:38 Hey, be carefuI!
00:17:19 Oh-la-la!
00:17:23 Are you a... doctor?
00:17:25 Sure.
00:17:27 Sleeping under water
00:17:31 I know. But we sailors are always
00:17:38 We spend our nights awake,
00:17:43 Well, don't drink too much,
00:17:48 Wait! In my family,
00:17:53 - we give them
00:17:57 - What is your most prized possession?
00:18:02 But if I find something nice,
00:18:15 Time to upgrade
00:18:18 The only thing that needs upgrading
00:18:36 Is there a doctor here?
00:18:40 We need a doctor!
00:18:43 Is there a doctor here?
00:18:59 Is there a doctor here?
00:19:06 Did you say doctor?
00:19:12 Thank goodness!
00:19:17 - You aren't a doctor.
00:19:20 - Then I'm a doctor too.
00:19:24 Rigmor has taught us first aid.
00:19:30 Please, doctor!
00:19:34 - Are you a doctor?
00:19:37 - Me too.
00:19:41 Then help her!
00:19:46 Let's see...
00:19:49 - Where does it hurt?
00:19:52 In your butt. Let me see...
00:19:58 -42.
00:20:01 - No.
00:20:05 - No.
00:20:08 Or a better doctor?
00:20:23 A miracle!
00:20:28 Allowme to buy you
00:20:32 WonderfuI Copenhagen!
00:20:35 Hello, doctor!
00:20:38 - Let's get a job at the hospitaI.
00:20:43 - Is Rigmor here right now?.
00:20:47 Exactly! And I say
00:20:51 I'm a doctor, and I need a phone!
00:20:58 - Gunnar speaking.
00:21:05 You can't quit. You've always been
00:21:10 I need a more important job now.
00:21:14 - You're important to me.
00:21:18 You've never
00:21:22 That's your problem!
00:21:33 Hello?
00:21:41 Bud's a doctor
00:22:03 - Here's the doctor's office.
00:22:09 Here's the chief
00:22:13 And here's the super mega
00:22:21 Damned piece-of-junk machine!
00:22:30 - Are you the super mega chief?
00:22:37 We are two doctors
00:22:43 - We are thumbtack specialists.
00:22:56 Interesting.
00:23:02 - I think I left mine at home.
00:23:07 He's been in surgery all night.
00:23:13 I can't offer you a job
00:23:18 - Fine.
00:23:20 Sorry for the interruption.
00:23:23 Maybe you should try...
00:23:30 Marvelous! We need more doctors
00:23:37 That diploma
00:23:42 - Exactly.
00:23:45 He looks like a youngster.
00:23:48 He may not be old,
00:23:52 - Are you capable?
00:23:57 - Rigmor says...
00:23:59 - She's another doctor.
00:24:03 - The job is yours!
00:24:06 That goes without saying.
00:24:08 Without a pager, we doctors
00:24:31 And nowwe're doctors!
00:24:36 Patlentfor Dr. Kurt.
00:24:39 The hard part is treating patients.
00:24:51 How are you feeling today?
00:24:54 - I'm feeling great.
00:24:58 - My stomach hurts.
00:25:03 - I don't see any damage.
00:25:09 We can't see
00:25:13 How could we be able to see
00:25:45 - But what about my stomach pain?
00:25:53 Get well soon!
00:25:56 - We handled that well.
00:26:00 Then he'll come back.
00:26:05 All we need is some practice.
00:26:14 - Are you going to help her?
00:26:18 - ReaI doctors don't worry about that.
00:26:23 - Aren't you reaI doctors?
00:26:28 Doctor humor is quite speciaI.
00:26:33 - Have you eaten spoiled shrimp?
00:26:41 Help me, doctor!
00:26:47 I think I can help you.
00:26:56 There and there.
00:27:02 - Thank you.
00:27:20 - I'll say! That woman looked cured.
00:27:26 I should hope so. I need help
00:27:33 - An operation?
00:27:38 - The two of us?
00:27:42 Not at all. No problem.
00:27:46 Eager as kids.
00:27:57 ScalpeI.
00:28:03 - See? Howhard can it be?
00:28:12 Dinner!
00:28:21 - What is it with you?
00:28:27 I need to calculate the angle
00:28:33 Would you be proud
00:28:38 "Kill all the doctors,
00:28:43 Does this mean
00:28:47 You bet!
00:28:51 - And the worst disease you've seen?
00:28:55 Has anyone been uglier than Helena?
00:29:01 My hair!
00:29:04 What's going on?
00:29:06 They're just happy because
00:29:11 - You aren't a doctor!
00:29:14 I have a pager.
00:29:16 It's illegaI
00:29:21 You could go to jaiI! It takes
00:29:26 - What will Dr. Petter say?
00:29:30 Rigmor says time is relative.
00:29:36 - So you aren't a doctor?
00:29:43 One can be whatever one wants!
00:29:48 And I'm sure Rigmor does too.
00:29:51 Starting tomorrow
00:29:56 I promise.
00:29:58 WonderfuI, wonderfuI Copenhagen!
00:30:15 I notice that you placed that lung
00:30:22 Rumor has it you aren't doctors.
00:30:28 Says who?
00:30:32 Impersonating a doctor
00:30:37 You could almost call it... mean.
00:30:40 Mean? Rigmor says
00:30:48 Are you doctors, or not?
00:30:58 A scandaI!
00:31:01 A scandaI!
00:31:17 A scandaI!
00:31:31 False doctors are loose
00:31:53 We're almost out of here!
00:31:57 FC Rosenborg!
00:31:59 Stop them!
00:32:02 Your career as phony doctors is over!
00:32:35 Ow.
00:32:37 My foot!
00:32:40 Freeze!
00:32:43 Help!
00:32:46 Help!
00:33:03 PLASTIC SURGERY
00:33:25 Hey! Wait!
00:33:39 That back of yours...
00:33:46 CarefuI!
00:33:51 I have a bad back.
00:34:04 I hereby declare,
00:34:10 - the newwing
00:34:16 ...open.
00:34:31 Hooray!
00:34:34 A scandaI!
00:34:39 - My back!
00:34:41 A scandaI!
00:34:45 Thank you.
00:34:47 - They pretended to be doctors.
00:34:52 - Aren't you Dr. Petter's neighbor?
00:34:57 No, it isn't! You can't go around
00:35:04 - And neither can your son.
00:35:10 Being a forklift driver
00:35:14 Although not as important
00:35:20 - Or policeman.
00:35:22 - We said doctor!
00:35:25 - Then prime minister should be too.
00:35:29 - Prime minister...
00:35:32 FC Rosenborg!
00:35:37 - I just wanted to feeI important.
00:35:42 You deserve a spanking
00:35:45 WonderfuI Copenhagen, yes!
00:35:49 You just wait.
00:35:57 FOR SALE
00:36:11 - What about breakfast?
00:36:15 SCANDAL!
00:36:20 - You promised not to play doctor!
00:36:26 - I just wanted you to be proud of me.
00:36:32 Once last year,
00:36:36 What a huge fine!
00:36:38 Did you get a fine, too?
00:36:42 - We're ruined!
00:36:44 Won't we be able to afford food?
00:36:54 - Watch my hair!
00:36:58 You're a forklift driver.
00:37:03 - But I told Gunnar I quit.
00:37:15 - Good to see you again!
00:37:19 - What is that?
00:37:25 Ta-ta!
00:37:38 It's a... diamond!
00:37:41 WonderfuI Copenhagen!
00:37:43 Rigmor says that diamonds suck.
00:37:48 Have you lost your mind?
00:38:08 - Are you a goldsmith?
00:38:14 - Are you a goldsmith?
00:38:19 Amazing. Awesome.
00:38:23 - Well? Is it a good diamond?
00:38:30 I would love to buy it.
00:38:40 Your diamond is worth...
00:38:44 60 million kroner.
00:38:48 Million?!
00:38:53 - That sounds fine.
00:39:00 By the way,
00:39:04 - Are you independently wealthy?
00:39:08 Then I think you should be carefuI.
00:39:11 It isn't easy
00:39:16 You can easily become... eviI.
00:39:20 Thanks for the tip, but relax.
00:39:36 FC Rosenborg!
00:39:39 - Nowwhat?
00:39:43 - I'm giving you a fine.
00:39:50 Doesn't she have better things to do
00:39:57 There! I don't have time
00:40:01 You can't call policemen stupid!
00:40:08 Is that all? In that case
00:40:13 a crown idiot and a butt-bugger.
00:40:17 Your fine just grewto 1600 kroner!
00:40:24 What?!
00:40:26 You are eviI! You just
00:40:32 Watch out, or I'll buy
00:40:36 - and put you
00:40:45 My mustache...
00:40:58 My word, have you gotten rich?
00:41:01 There must be millions here!
00:41:03 - Around 60, actually.
00:41:07 - Gosh!
00:41:11 - A car like Dr. Petter's.
00:41:17 Helena can go to Satan concerts,
00:41:22 Just like Dr. Petter!
00:41:25 If I hear Dr. Petter's name
00:41:29 - I'll high-pressure hose you
00:41:34 Can we at least get a new car,
00:41:42 - We're keeping the forklift.
00:41:46 We don't need the forklift
00:41:51 Actually, I'm the one who's rich.
00:41:57 None of you get anything!
00:42:06 I'll give Bud
00:42:15 From now on, Bud and I
00:42:19 - What do you want to do, Bud?
00:42:26 No, Bud, I'm not talking
00:42:31 I'm talking about reaI, totaI fun.
00:42:36 THE WORLDS BIGGESTSTORE
00:42:41 THE WORLDS BIGGESTRACETRACK
00:42:50 THE WORLDS BIGGEST
00:43:02 - I want that!
00:43:05 Forklifts are for wimps!
00:43:29 Hello.
00:43:44 Fun, fun, fun!
00:44:01 - You're ruining the track!
00:44:05 I'll give you 200 kroner
00:44:10 It's a deaI!
00:45:14 Kurt, it's for you!
00:45:28 You have a visitor.
00:45:32 FC Rosenborg! Are you the one
00:45:37 - Why is my racetrack illegaI?
00:45:47 You can't build racetracks
00:45:51 Not to mention, you're blocking
00:45:59 - Fine, give me a ticket.
00:46:05 - I'll pay, you remove the track.
00:46:11 The prime minister has decided that.
00:46:23 - You again?
00:46:26 I can pay you.
00:46:29 You have to do as I say. In the big
00:46:36 If I were prime minister,
00:46:41 Well I am the prime minister!
00:46:47 - Get his track out of my house!
00:46:53 That's more important.
00:46:58 - Don't bother the prime minister!
00:47:04 Likewise.
00:47:12 - I want to be prime minister too.
00:47:17 - You have to be elected.
00:47:21 Get people to vote for you.
00:47:24 But you don't stand a chance.
00:47:31 - I'm nice and popular too.
00:47:42 Let's see...
00:47:48 If I ran for prime minister,
00:47:54 - I don't know.
00:47:57 - I don't knowwhere you stand.
00:48:03 - I'm for everything that's good.
00:48:29 - Here his family helps out.
00:48:34 Forget Helena.
00:48:39 - May I take a picture?
00:48:44 Please move. I only want
00:48:50 Forget it, Bud. I'm the one
00:48:57 But I'm sure you'll be
00:49:01 I doubt it.
00:49:04 Ladles and gentlemen,
00:49:10 Unemployment, improved roads,
00:49:17 Everyone should be happy,
00:49:23 Kurt is the best!
00:49:28 - What about elderly care?
00:49:35 Elderly care! Elderly care!
00:49:40 Elderly care!
00:49:42 Elderly care!
00:49:45 And now our second candldate,
00:49:54 You can't vote for her.
00:50:00 - You tripped her!
00:50:06 - That was a cheap trick.
00:50:09 You have a choice: Vote for me,
00:50:16 or vote for Kurt, who is mean.
00:50:19 I'm not mean!
00:50:25 You smell like farts!
00:50:29 Kurt is best.
00:50:37 Where are you going?
00:50:41 No discussion!
00:50:45 You'd think a prime minister could
00:50:52 - What if you lose?
00:50:57 You should probably be
00:51:01 Of course I'm going to be
00:51:05 Bud?
00:51:10 Quiet, here it comes!
00:51:12 Let's see
00:51:25 Didn't you vote for me?
00:51:28 It appears as If our buxom frlend
00:51:35 No, no, no!
00:51:38 Not everyone can be prime minister.
00:51:43 But apparently that isn't
00:51:54 You're the biggest loser
00:51:59 Must be tough living next to
00:52:11 I'll showyou!
00:52:23 Police? No, I'm not calling
00:52:28 Kurt has turned eviI!
00:52:52 Is there a carpenter here?
00:53:16 I am wltnesslng some strong scenes
00:53:21 Kurt Is evll!
00:53:23 Maybe I should have voted for him.
00:53:26 I don't condone anarchistic behavior.
00:53:30 - Neither does Rigmor.
00:53:35 I can hear you talk. This is lovely!
00:53:59 My back!
00:54:22 I am pleased, but not surprised,
00:54:30 I am much more important
00:55:04 FC Rosenborg forever!
00:55:07 - Gotcha!
00:55:12 - Did you really do all this?
00:55:17 You are neither nice nor popular.
00:55:22 Right!
00:55:28 No!
00:55:33 Help me!
00:55:50 Nowyou can think about
00:55:54 Hey, you.
00:55:57 - What are you in for?
00:56:01 Really?
00:56:06 I put thumbtacks on random chairs.
00:56:09 - I tried to crush Parliament.
00:56:14 - Nope.
00:56:43 KURTIS EVIL
00:56:55 Kurt, you are accused of being eviI.
00:56:59 What do you have to say?
00:57:02 I regret it bitterly
00:57:07 - I wasn't myself.
00:57:12 I wanted to be like Dr. Petter
00:57:16 But no one thought I was important,
00:57:24 Has that never happened to you?
00:57:26 - Yes, actually.
00:57:29 I'll give you a choice:
00:57:32 Go back to jaiI,
00:57:37 - I'll pay the fine.
00:57:42 39,800,000, 39,900,000...
00:57:48 And 40,000,000.
00:57:51 Now go home
00:57:55 You betcha!
00:58:05 Hi.
00:58:08 I've been thinking. I don't think
00:58:14 You aren't still eviI, are you?
00:58:19 Aren't you coming in?
00:58:21 No, a loser like me deserves
00:58:30 Hey, is Kurt up there?
00:58:34 - What?
00:58:39 - I'm never coming down again!
00:58:45 Nope!
00:58:48 How about
00:58:53 - With a promotion!
00:59:00 Goodbye!
00:59:02 But what about the forklift race?
00:59:13 Howlong
00:59:17 Forever.
00:59:18 When he comes down, tell him
00:59:23 He has more important things
00:59:26 Don't be rude!
00:59:30 Maybe I don't want
00:59:35 I hate architects!
01:00:02 Hi, Bud!
01:00:10 Ready, set...
01:00:41 Anne-Lise!
01:00:45 - What?
01:00:51 I need my forklift!
01:00:56 Oh, no you don't!
01:01:00 - This is more important!
01:01:07 - Code 449, kindergarten collapse.
01:01:11 Not so fast!
01:01:20 - Let me on!
01:01:25 Let go!
01:01:28 Do as the doctor says!
01:01:33 Everyone does as the doctor says!
01:01:36 Turn!
01:01:40 Stop!
01:01:42 You stop!
01:01:46 FC Rosenborg!
01:01:53 - Thank God you're here!
01:01:56 Not you!
01:02:01 Let the doctor through!
01:02:06 Yes, they are in here.
01:02:08 Help us!
01:02:13 - Do something!
01:02:22 - This calls for a doctor.
01:02:26 - Doctor! Doctor!
01:02:38 Don't you...
01:02:41 Watch the mustache!
01:02:53 We're all going to die!
01:02:55 Focus on your inner self.
01:03:15 Look!
01:03:25 Your children are safe
01:03:35 Bud!
01:03:37 Hello?
01:03:40 No!
01:03:54 But what about Rigmor?
01:04:02 Fine!
01:04:05 Get your filthy paws off of me!
01:04:38 I hear laughter
01:04:42 Bud!
01:04:47 Kurt, you're the best!
01:04:52 Hooray for Kurt!
01:04:58 You've never been cheered like that.
01:05:03 - You haven't been cheered like that.
01:05:10 Huge breasts, by the way.
01:05:12 He's my dad. And I can hear
01:05:17 WonderfuI Copenha...
01:05:20 Did you see dad on that forklift?
01:05:26 Mind my hair!
01:05:30 I promise that we will build
01:05:36 So that nothing like this
01:05:40 Thank you, Kurt!
01:05:50 KURTIS THE BEST
01:06:13 Sorry.
01:06:15 Never mind.
01:06:19 I understand.
01:06:24 Ain't that the truth.
01:06:27 Is this enough to...
01:06:32 I have a better idea.
01:06:45 KINDERGARTEN
01:06:49 Nice throw.
01:06:57 Please watch your language, boys!
01:07:13 Hey, Mr. Forklift Driving Man
01:07:22 You're the boss
01:07:46 Look what's coming
01:07:51 The Prince of Darkness
01:07:57 Tipping over big loads
01:08:02 He refuses to crawl
01:08:08 He's a forklift driving man!
01:08:13 Forklift driving man!
01:08:39 The hour of revenge
01:08:44 Definitely not smart
01:08:50 Run for cover
01:08:55 If you aren't dead yet
01:09:00 Lawless, mysterious and raw
01:09:06 A brave and bloodthirsty brute
01:09:17 He's a forklift driving man!
01:09:22 A forklift driving man!
01:09:45 Kurt is eviI!
01:10:07 He is a...
01:10:10 Forklift driving man!
01:10:14 He is a forklift driving man!
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