LOL Laughing Out Loud

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00:00:37 -Each fall, it's the same thing.
00:00:40 We are both scared and eager
00:00:43 The brunette, it's Stephane,
00:00:45 The blonde, it's Charlotte,
00:00:47 and me, I'm Lola
00:00:50 So here, we are on slow motion
00:00:53 ...when the most gorgeous girls of the school arrive,
00:00:55 Well okay we're in France so it's not that cool,
00:00:58 Oh! Here's my baby...
00:01:01 The handsome guy there, it's Arthur.
00:01:05 -What's up, tuft ?
00:01:07 -Medhi, he's Stephane's ex
00:01:11 Over there with his chauffeur
00:01:14 He's the son of a minister
00:01:16 And him, with his hands in his pockets
00:01:20 Well, he's also Arthur's best friend.
00:01:23 They missed me so much
00:01:24 -How you doing ?
00:01:27 The 'over-oxidized' blonde there,
00:01:30 Yeah I know, you think she's gorgeous, well that's normal
00:01:33 When I say "everything" I know what I mean
00:01:39 All the others there, they're walk-ons
00:01:44 FRENCH SONG-Je veux seulement l'oublier
00:01:48 Et puis je fume
00:01:54 So, I'm Mr. Gerbère.
00:01:57 your 'natural sciences' teacher
00:02:00 Now, as you all know we say biology.
00:02:03 I'm also your...
00:02:04 ..'head teacher'
00:02:07 So.. Barouin, Luc?
00:02:09 Here!
00:02:10 -Clavel, Stéphane (French name usually for boys) ?
00:02:13 -I'm sorry. Stéphanie ((girl name))
00:02:15 No, Stéphane ((usually for boys)). It's used for both.
00:02:17 for both what ?
00:02:19 For both genders
00:02:22 And do you know the french word for that,
00:02:25 ..Clavel?
00:02:27 Mixted
00:02:28 Your first name is mixted
00:02:33 But it's another subject.
00:02:34 Or for ham and cheese sandwiches
00:02:38 Guys, I swear
00:02:41 Have you seen David Lévy?
00:02:44 It's Provence. It's Weird
00:02:48 dunno, it's weird
00:02:49 I'm so gonna hit on him.
00:02:51 Did you hear me?
00:02:53 what, because of Medhi?
00:02:54 well yeah
00:02:57 It's really fucked up to be
00:03:01 You don't care anymore it's over huh?
00:03:03 Yeah, more or less
00:03:05 -Since when you're jewish ?
00:03:07 -You're crazy!
00:03:10 Hey look at this, there's De Peyrefitte
00:03:14 I downloaded you're new song from Myspace,
00:03:17 well, thanks a lot.
00:03:18 -yeah, it rocks so much
00:03:19 -Didn't she put some weight on a lil' bit ?
00:03:21 She put so much weight on the ass
00:03:22 You see that ? I'm so happy!
00:03:25 So you didn't do so many bad things this summer ?
00:03:26 Well no! You ?
00:03:28 Well I prefer to tell you, I didn't cheat on you, but I...
00:03:31 well I...
00:03:33 I had sex with some girl
00:03:35 oh right, okay that's cool.
00:03:37 Nothing important.
00:03:39 Well it's a good thing that you're telling me this because...
00:03:45 Oh, well it's cool
00:03:47 All right
00:03:47 To give it a try , too.
00:03:49 Well at least I hope it went well ?
00:03:50 Yeah.
00:03:51 -They don't seem to be fighting over there
00:03:55 I swear, guys... unbelievable
00:03:57 Oh yeah ?
00:04:00 It would be silly if you became alone, no ?
00:04:03 Look who's talking...
00:04:06 Go ahead, get outta here!
00:04:08 Lola!
00:04:10 What's wrong with her ?
00:04:11 Looks like he pissed her off
00:04:14 -Let's roll.
00:04:16 I don't know nothin' about girls no more.
00:04:25 Wait a second.
00:04:26 -What are you doing ?
00:04:32 "A L" .
00:04:45 Mum?
00:04:48 -cashmere, sweetie.
00:04:50 At school! ((same word in French))
00:04:52 Oh! Well...
00:04:53 Lola?
00:04:55 -Who do you wanna be?
00:04:58 Oh no I don't wanna play to figurines, it's boring
00:05:01 You're not at your hip-hop lesson?
00:05:03 I have a bit of a bellyache.
00:05:05 So you, you're the fawn
00:05:07 ..and me I'm the walrus and the horse.
00:05:11 What's your name ?
00:05:14 Mum no! Not Bernard!
00:05:17 hey can you make me some place please?
00:05:20 Hou!
00:05:21 Lola, but.. how did you shave?
00:05:23 Mum!
00:05:25 -What "mum"?
00:05:28 It's okay... it's my body!
00:05:29 Well, no! I mean...
00:05:32 You're not gonna
00:05:33 ..become a porn actress!
00:05:35 not at all! But mum...
00:05:37 Mum, what's a porn actress ?
00:05:39 Forget it.
00:05:42 Tell me sweetie, you're not gonna do some awful things
00:05:46 -Come on...
00:05:48 But these, nobody saw them, right ?
00:05:50 You know what, I come in the bath
00:05:52 ..with my family, but if it's a trial...
00:05:57 Huh? what ? And get your stuff all over there please!
00:06:00 Hello?
00:06:16 Shit!
00:06:19 He gotta be shittin' me
00:06:22 Léon!
00:06:26 Shut the fuck up, Léon!
00:06:29 Come on this asshole does it on purpose!
00:06:33 Léon, shut the fuck up!
00:06:34 -You'll see where I put it...
00:06:37 Stop it, Charlotte!
00:06:38 Help!
00:06:39 What's going on?
00:06:41 Dinner's ready!
00:06:43 -Dinner's ready!
00:06:45 Comin'...!
00:06:47 Yeah, I'm comin'!
00:06:49 -Comin'!
00:06:51 ..do I have to repeat it?
00:06:54 Stop it, Théo.
00:06:58 You know what, touch your ass now.
00:07:00 Mum, you see how she talks to me ?
00:07:01 Lola avoid that language would you.
00:07:04 Right now, Voulzy is all I can take.
00:07:07 Are you shitting me ?
00:07:09 Now look who's talking about language!
00:07:22 -TEXT MESSAGE: "Hug ?"
00:07:26 My Love...
00:07:28 My little love...
00:07:30 Mum
00:07:37 Have to go, I got class.
00:07:41 Come on, get up! You're gonna be late!
00:07:43 Sleep, sweetheard.
00:07:45 I'll write you an excuse.
00:07:50 Mum, I'm begging you, I'm late!
00:07:51 Well, you should have woken up earlier.
00:07:54 It's my clothes!
00:07:57 -It's cold!
00:07:58 Tomorow, you take the subway, sweetheart!
00:08:00 No way!
00:08:01 Every day it's the same thing!
00:08:04 It's cool, you see, I figure
00:08:08 tell each other our life,
00:08:12 ..philosphy or...
00:08:14 the beauty of nature...
00:08:16 And in fact not at all...
00:08:30 hello? Earth is calling.
00:08:35 Peekaboo!
00:08:37 There you go.
00:09:19 I figure you have a good reason to be late ?
00:09:21 Well in fact 'mam you're gonna laugh 'cause...
00:09:23 As you see me there, I'm at my best
00:09:26 Well, you see this morning I had a breakfast accident.
00:09:30 ..stuck in the nose.
00:09:32 My mother had to take me to the emergency to...
00:09:36 -And you, I figure it was a Frosties or something ?
00:09:42 -What a face she had!
00:09:47 Well, ciao!
00:09:48 bye
00:09:49 By the way with Arthur did it get better?
00:09:52 So-so
00:09:54 I just wanna tell you that if I was him,
00:09:57 Yeah, but you're not him
00:09:59 Yeah, I know...
00:10:01 You know, it's not because
00:10:04 I know...
00:10:06 And...
00:10:07 You, I adore you. Really.
00:10:10 I adore you too, Maël.
00:10:13 All right then.
00:10:15 We will go on with some factorization
00:10:18 ..by resolving the following equation :..
00:10:21 ..(x 1) (x 3) = 0.
00:10:24 There you go.
00:10:27 Yes
00:10:27 It' not very complicated, you'll see.
00:10:32 Make love to me, like we do at 16
00:10:34 Make love to me...
00:10:37 ..without experience
00:10:39 Make love to me shyly
00:10:44 Like a beautiful evening of adolescence
00:10:49 minus 2!
00:10:50 Voilà!
00:10:51 Does everybody understand?
00:10:52 Make love to me, like we do at 16
00:11:00 May I ?
00:11:01 Huh? yeah, sure. Come on in, it's all right.
00:11:06 We continue with another exercise...
00:11:08 What's wrong with the girl, they're turned on or something ?
00:11:10 It's good for you, no ?
00:11:12 -I'm sorry ?
00:11:13 ...(x-2) (x 3)...
00:11:22 "Absolutely fabulous!"
00:11:26 Nespresso
00:11:28 Silence, be quiet!
00:11:29 Please!
00:11:30 I wanna be able to ear a fly...
00:11:39 Well.
00:11:41 The first one who opens his mouth...
00:11:45 I send him straight "directly" to the principal.
00:11:47 I've seen Maël.
00:11:48 Oh yeah ?
00:11:49 I'm warning you
00:11:51 this year...
00:11:53 ..I refuse to be the victim of one of your childish jokes.
00:11:58 What's happening ?
00:12:00 You hear me ?
00:12:03 bye
00:12:04 Bye
00:12:07 hu, sir...
00:12:08 -Yes Charlotte?
00:12:11 ..private lessons at home?
00:12:13 Lessons of?
00:12:14 Of mathematics, sir.
00:12:16 For your mother?
00:12:17 Well no, for me.
00:12:18 Oh Yes! Oh NO...
00:12:20 I don't do..
00:12:22 ..this kinda things.
00:12:25 -oh... No big deal.
00:12:28 bye.
00:12:32 So good-looking!
00:12:33 He was so ambarassed, poor guy!
00:12:36 I'm sure he likes ya.
00:12:38 -Who ?
00:12:40 oo yeah, sure!
00:12:42 and you Lola
00:12:46 Does the math teach likes her?
00:12:48 Don't know
00:12:49 Damn it, Arthur's there!
00:12:51 -I don't give a shit about it!
00:12:52 Yeah, totally
00:12:53 -There she is, De Peyrefitte this bitch.
00:12:57 Damn you're right!
00:12:58 I love your t-shirt, where d'you get it?
00:12:59 And where d'ya get what you got under that shirt of yours ?
00:13:02 What a sense of humor. You went shopping.
00:13:04 Well I gotta say you needed it...
00:13:06 It's rare to find a girl with so much spirit.
00:13:08 -That's right
00:13:11 Can I talk to you for a sec ?
00:13:12 yeah, go ahead.
00:13:13 Cool.
00:13:14 -yeah you're right I'll have your spot.
00:13:18 What do you want ?
00:13:19 I want you to tell me
00:13:20 To tell you what ?
00:13:22 Well your sexual miracles,
00:13:24 Leave me alone...
00:13:26 Medhi, you got a light?
00:13:30 You're a jerk!
00:13:31 Yeah and so classy by the way!
00:13:33 Come on drop it now!
00:13:34 I hope you came at least, 'cause it'd be stupid otherwise.
00:13:37 You're disgusting, go fuck yourself!
00:13:39 The specialist is talking now, that's great
00:13:43 -What's your problem ?
00:13:51 Shitty ambiance
00:13:54 How did I manage to put up with him all year long ?
00:13:56 In fact now, I don't even give a fuck about him.
00:14:00 Of Maël, nonetheless.
00:14:01 Thank God he's there him.
00:14:11 Can I come to your house tonight?
00:14:13 Well no, not yet
00:14:15 Why is that?
00:14:17 Well not every night. Otherwise I don't see the point
00:14:25 Damn!
00:14:34 Crazy thing!
00:14:36 My father is screwing my mother again
00:14:39 It's crazy!
00:14:41 You have to repeat again, sweetie
00:14:44 "the 3 frontages" .
00:14:45 "to the 3 mari..."
00:14:47 "Mari..."
00:14:48 " ...nated frontages"!
00:14:49 So silly! "marinated"!
00:14:52 Don't mock your sister, téo
00:14:55 "3 maritine frontages... which are"
00:14:59 The North Sea, the Medeteranean sea..
00:15:02 ..and the Pacif... Atlantic ocean!
00:15:07 What's wrong ?
00:15:09 Why are you looking at me like that ?
00:15:11 Just looking at you, that's all.
00:15:21 TEXT MESSAGE: "Where R U ?"
00:15:30 Here I am!
00:15:32 Fine.
00:15:34 Lola do you mind if we meet in front of the school?
00:15:38 -Yeah you're right, it's not...
00:15:43 We started at the "Planches" club,
00:15:47 -Seriously?
00:15:49 I understand.
00:15:50 Well I'm exhausted, too!
00:15:52 Damn, look at her lingerie
00:15:55 Yeah, you're right
00:15:56 But I'd like to her ass, you see!
00:15:59 You'd have to stop eating a kilo of Nutella every night.
00:16:01 -no way!
00:16:02 -"No way"!
00:16:04 Check this out Stéphane, hey Charlotte
00:16:07 ..or "Titanic", your underwear?
00:16:09 Stop it, it's my mother! She only buys that.
00:16:11 -Right!
00:16:12 Stop it
00:16:13 I'm thinking my mother she robbed the whole H&M store,
00:16:15 I can give you some if you want
00:16:17 Yeah, that'd be cool
00:16:19 And you Provence, you're instrested?
00:16:20 Na I don't like thongs, honestly I think it's vulgar.
00:16:25 Got it!
00:16:26 Got it!
00:16:28 Damn it, chief...
00:16:29 Move your ass, Goddamn it!
00:16:33 There, you see it that one ?
00:16:35 Clavel, you need help ?
00:16:36 Paul-Henri, don't fall in love with the ball
00:16:42 Watch it, Arthur!
00:16:43 What's wrong with you ?
00:16:45 He's crazy this guy!
00:16:46 -It's Lola, man, she's a girl!
00:16:49 It ain't a box ring here, all right!
00:16:51 It ain't "your" problem anymore!
00:16:52 Yeah, Maël the BIG justice lover!
00:16:54 He's insane!
00:16:56 So pathetic!
00:16:57 YOU are pathetic
00:16:58 Shut up you!
00:18:11 I love him, I love him...
00:18:13 I love him...
00:18:15 I love him, I love him, I love him...
00:18:18 "Think about you"
00:18:26 "Thinking about you"
00:18:28 "I'm thinking about you too"
00:18:34 "If Arthur wasn't my friend..."
00:18:36 "Yes ????"
00:18:41 "lol. Good night"
00:18:43 "Good night too"
00:18:54 Listen Lola, I'm at the police headquaters
00:18:57 ..Because it's like that
00:19:02 Oh shit! Come on now...
00:19:04 Shit! Shit!
00:19:08 Fuckin'...
00:19:10 May I help you?
00:19:12 -Are you a cobbler?
00:19:14 That's too bad.
00:19:14 Yep' that's too bad.
00:19:16 Where you going like this ?
00:19:18 Well I don't know I'm gonna take a cab.
00:19:20 'cause the fucking cops impounded my car!
00:19:22 The station, it's.. it's quite far,
00:19:25 Yeah you're right but...
00:19:26 I'll give you a ride.
00:19:30 That would be great, It's nice of you
00:19:32 Take this.
00:19:34 And you ?
00:19:35 I don't need it.
00:19:37 Be carefull, 'cause they're real..
00:19:38 ..real assholes!
00:19:40 Yeah, I know, I know.
00:19:53 See you later.
00:20:01 Oups!
00:20:04 Voilà
00:20:05 Thanks a lot
00:20:06 You're welcome. Wait a sec... it often gets stuck
00:20:10 There you go, carefull
00:20:13 And I'm sorry I insulted your collegues.
00:20:16 Oh you know I'm used to it.
00:20:20 Was he goodlooking ?
00:20:22 Yeah, but whatever, I'm not gonna screw a cop
00:20:26 For one night!
00:20:28 Na, not my type...
00:20:30 Who, the guy ?
00:20:31 No, the one night stand...
00:20:32 Well, I'm telling you...
00:20:34 If I was divorced,
00:20:39 What'd you do if you were divorced?
00:20:41 Nothing, nothing..
00:20:42 Yes, yes, yes!
00:20:44 I'd get laid by one guy,
00:20:47 -Who's that, "you"?
00:20:49 -..men.
00:20:50 The big assholes congregation!
00:20:52 But you can't do what we do, sweetheart!
00:20:54 And why is that ?
00:20:56 -Everything's fine kiddos ?
00:20:59 By the way ma, I don't know if you knew, but
00:21:00 Julien has a moto.
00:21:02 -So ?
00:21:05 ..help me not being late
00:21:07 -Seriously, you got a moto ?
00:21:11 I'll take you to Garches Hospital to show you people
00:21:14 Lola, if I ever see you on a moto...
00:21:17 And what are you doing exactly ?
00:21:18 I'm getting some food up in the room
00:21:20 'cause I'm gonna show Julien
00:21:21 That's not cool
00:21:23 -OK!
00:21:25 You too should go to Garshes Hospital, she's right you know
00:21:30 Oh! Come on that's not cool...
00:21:31 We just go upstair to watch some stuff
00:21:33 Yeah
00:21:34 -It's okay, we'll be in peace
00:21:39 -Well educated, my daughter!
00:21:41 -She's very nice, it's the kinda things I appreciate
00:21:44 -This tall kid huging you...
00:21:47 -Dady he can't resist
00:21:51 You're tiresome
00:21:53 The moto?
00:21:54 -Yes, for the moto, for going upstairs
00:22:02 So what do you think ?
00:22:04 Not bat, what is it?
00:22:06 -It's a friend.
00:22:09 Sure! But I'm gonna close the door...
00:22:20 She smokes Lola ?
00:22:22 Are you nuts ?
00:22:23 Wait... No I don't want it...
00:22:26 Did she ever see you smoking ?
00:22:28 I try to avoid it...
00:22:31 Julien,..
00:22:32 ..he's at war, he hates drugs.
00:22:39 I'm gonna do my surfing training course with the UCPA.
00:22:41 That's nice.
00:22:42 And you, what do plan on doing?
00:22:44 I don't know 'cause dad is screwing mum again.
00:22:46 No!
00:22:47 Yep! Maybe it'll change everything.
00:22:49 And you're happy about it ?
00:22:51 I don't believe in their story anymore.
00:22:53 Not very optimistic!
00:22:57 Tell me sth, Julien...
00:22:59 I wanted to ask you a favor...
00:23:01 hmm ?
00:23:06 Can we have sex ?
00:23:11 No, no
00:23:13 You women, you don't get laid
00:23:17 You need feelings...
00:23:20 You don't go to prostitutes
00:23:22 Why, do you ?
00:23:23 No but in general, you can't say that
00:23:26 ..sexuality is the same for men and women
00:23:29 And what's so different ?
00:23:32 I mean, explain it to me!
00:23:35 -Yeah me too
00:23:39 Ah come on it's not like I asked you euthanasia
00:23:41 Even if I wanted to, and that's not the case, I couldn't do it
00:23:45 Why ?
00:23:46 I have too much respect for you
00:23:48 Fuck you guys with your respect
00:23:51 Girls!
00:23:52 When we don't respect you, we're assholes
00:23:55 ..it fuckin bothers you!
00:23:55 -We've known each other for 8 years
00:23:59 Do I walk around and ask
00:24:03 What would you say ?
00:24:05 I'd say 'yes'
00:24:06 -Well I say no
00:24:09 Do it with your boyfriend
00:24:11 -With my boyfriend ?
00:24:14 No I told him I already did it.
00:24:19 Man! Women really are insane!
00:24:23 Na, we ain't insane!
00:24:25 -Damn right she does!
00:24:28 Since she got seperated,
00:24:31 and not even on Meetic.
00:24:32 She fucks whoever she wants
00:24:33 She doesn't get bored with the same
00:24:37 Welcome in the 21e century, sweetheart!
00:24:39 -Well Lucie she's a whore, sorry to tell you!
00:24:42 Having lovers doesn't make a woman a whore.
00:24:45 Whatever, I'm the only man here so...
00:24:49 -Poor you!
00:24:51 Na, just for the kids.
00:24:54 Oh! We saw him with a bitch.
00:24:57 -huh, what ?
00:25:00 -A blonde.
00:25:03 "we don't know"!
00:25:07 ..and his hand on her ass!
00:25:14 What?
00:25:15 Did I do something wrong ?
00:25:16 -Is it a problem for you ?
00:25:19 It's just that... I don't know...
00:25:22 Do you want some pie ?
00:25:26 Sssssh, take off your shoes
00:25:28 They're sleeping
00:25:30 The stairs are making noise
00:25:34 Like a robber in my own house.
00:25:36 Former home
00:25:47 You don't see other women, do you ?
00:25:49 Who ?
00:25:51 You heard me.
00:25:56 You mean, if I sleep with women
00:26:00 You got it!
00:26:02 Are you nuts or something ?
00:26:04 So you see no other women except me ?
00:26:08 But...
00:26:10 I don't know. To me we're..
00:26:12 ..we're together
00:26:16 Crazy!
00:26:27 Wait a sec! Shhh!
00:26:30 Yeah mum. I'm at Arthur's right now
00:26:33 I'm finishing a math lesson
00:26:35 Kiss
00:26:37 Gotta go
00:26:38 Man forget it
00:26:39 I have no choice.
00:26:42 That's the point! Medhi doesn't come
00:26:46 -Don't worry we'll kill it
00:26:48 with guys from Dunkerque or Rennes or something
00:26:50 Music is the only thing they got in life
00:26:52 Me too man, you think I wanna end up
00:26:56 I call you if I can come back.
00:26:59 Drives me fuckin crazy...
00:27:02 -There!
00:27:03 No Shampoo.
00:27:04 What's that ?
00:27:05 Pop folk music
00:27:07 And what's that...
00:27:08 ..folk music ?
00:27:09 What is it ?
00:27:11 -Since when do you hand flyers ?
00:27:16 Oh yeah, you're a pro at that kinda thing
00:27:18 Don't be jalous!
00:27:19 Don't worry about it
00:27:20 Oh no!
00:27:21 'No Shampoo' live!
00:27:23 No Shampoo!
00:27:24 Nobody gets out without a flyer
00:27:26 Principal's order
00:27:28 It's for the festival Emergenza, in the 11th district
00:27:31 Where's that ?
00:27:31 Give it to your friend, or your grand ma'
00:28:22 -You killed it, guys
00:28:26 It's crazy!
00:28:27 I was so excited when all the hands were up
00:28:31 You were so handsome tonight
00:28:33 You're the most beautiful
00:28:37 Maël!
00:28:38 Maël!
00:28:39 Shall we go ?
00:28:42 -It's all right
00:28:48 -Hi
00:28:50 Good evening. Please forgive me. I'm sorry.
00:28:52 Can we know where you were ?
00:28:54 I was with Arthur, I was finishing revising a math test.
00:28:58 -Did it go well ?
00:29:00 And you believe him ?
00:29:04 -You want some soup ?
00:29:10 Dad, I talked to you about a music festival called Emergenza.
00:29:13 And if you're selected you can record an album with real producers.
00:29:18 Thank you very much.
00:29:23 Can you give me the salt, please?
00:29:26 Did you hear what I just said ?
00:29:29 You didn't hear what I just asked ?
00:29:32 Give him the salt
00:29:34 There!
00:29:36 Thank you.
00:29:38 You're welcome
00:29:46 -Come on that's it I know you love me
00:29:47 but stop following me!
00:29:48 Get the fuck out you filthy bitch
00:29:50 -Why do you fuckin treat me like that ?
00:29:54 Stop it I'm so scared
00:29:56 -I'm done with your shit, damn it!
00:29:59 Stop it! Stop it! Goddman you Arthur!
00:30:02 -Come on!
00:30:05 -Stop it, damn it!
00:30:08 What you're talkin' about ?
00:30:09 The Beatles split up because of a woman!
00:30:12 The Beatles ? Bullshit!
00:30:14 Arthur stop it!
00:30:20 I've had enough of him!
00:30:23 Where do you think you are ?
00:30:25 I swear to God, it ain't my fault!
00:30:30 No but...
00:30:31 Don't call my mum please
00:30:34 Call your friend to tell them
00:30:35 your birthay party is cancelled
00:30:37 Please ma' you can't do that to me
00:30:39 Oh yes I can
00:30:41 The bad marks, all right, I can understand
00:30:42 But behavior problems, no!
00:30:45 But Arthur is calling me a whore!
00:30:46 So what ? I let him insult me ?
00:30:48 I say nothing ?
00:30:49 What ? Your Arthur ?
00:30:50 Yes.
00:30:51 And he's not my Arthur anymore.
00:30:52 Why did he insult you ?
00:30:53 I won't give you details it's my life.
00:30:57 -All right, all right, we cancel
00:30:59 ..it's blackmailing
00:31:01 -Yes
00:31:02 -I know
00:31:05 We'll go to the theater instead
00:31:06 Great
00:31:08 All right, you win
00:31:10 Arthur slept with a girl last summer.
00:31:12 I acted like I didn't give a shit
00:31:15 So I told him I did the same.
00:31:17 You did ?
00:31:19 Of course not! That's the only thing you wanna know
00:31:22 No, not only that!
00:31:24 But I wouldn't want you
00:31:27 just out of pique
00:31:28 Out of what ?
00:31:30 Uneducated generation
00:31:32 I'm kiddin
00:31:33 So, is it yes or no ?
00:31:35 For my birthday party
00:31:37 Hmmm...
00:31:38 Please...
00:31:41 Thank you so much mum
00:31:44 Will you lend me your collar ?
00:31:51 Don't you wanna tell me your name ?
00:31:53 No. Anonym. More Exciting...
00:32:12 Am I "in it" now ?
00:32:13 yeahhh
00:32:17 A chicken doesn't disappear just like that!
00:32:33 Léon!
00:32:35 -Did you take the chicken, Léon ?
00:32:39 Léon!
00:32:40 Léon, will you answer me ?
00:32:44 Léon, where is the chicken ?
00:32:48 Do you hear me or what ?
00:32:50 What ?
00:32:51 Did you take the chicken ?
00:32:52 -I didn't do anything I swear!
00:32:54 Stop it, it's not me!
00:32:57 And that, ain't it a chicken ?
00:32:58 I hate lies!
00:33:00 I swear to God!
00:33:01 I hate it!
00:33:02 I swear, it's not me
00:33:07 Fuck! I'm tired of this
00:33:10 Who are you leaving with ?
00:33:12 -With a friend
00:33:14 No, you'll call the children
00:33:18 -Yeah yeah
00:33:20 And order some pizzas
00:33:23 Be carefull, she'll do whatever shes wants
00:33:25 They're heartless, mum.
00:33:27 -Not at all!
00:33:29 -Let's go mum!
00:33:32 -Yes
00:33:33 -All right... bye
00:33:37 -Admit it grand ma', you knew for mum and dad!
00:33:41 -They look like teenagers
00:33:44 Unfortunatly teenagers aren't like that anymore.
00:33:54 Now let's have some vodka!
00:33:57 You want a funnel ?
00:33:59 a what ?
00:34:00 Forget it
00:34:04 There's too much of it!
00:34:05 Don't worry,
00:34:08 Yeah but still..
00:34:11 I'm not sure about this
00:34:12 She'll have the best time of her life, and us too!
00:34:16 Excuse me, mam.
00:34:18 -Yes
00:34:21 -hmmm. Yes a coke please.
00:34:23 -With a lil bit of whisky.
00:34:26 What are you drinking ?
00:34:28 Just water
00:34:30 Very good
00:34:31 She'll be high as a kite, grand ma'
00:34:33 Don't say that
00:34:34 It's all right
00:34:35 -Isn't it dangerous with the meds ?
00:34:38 You sure ?
00:34:39 Of course I am! There!
00:34:41 No, you do it!
00:34:42 You're not funny.
00:34:47 There you go, mam.
00:34:48 Thank you
00:34:55 It is cold enough ?
00:34:56 It's perfect, thank you!
00:35:00 Charlotte!
00:35:01 -How you doin ?
00:35:03 I'm all right.
00:35:05 This t-shirt, is it yours ?
00:35:06 It's my grand ma's but she lend it to me.
00:35:09 Don't fuck with me. Are there many of them out there ?
00:35:12 I can't really ask her she's dead.
00:35:16 Damn!
00:35:17 Don't worry, she didn't suffer
00:35:22 Thank you
00:35:23 You sure you all right ?
00:35:25 yeah yeah
00:35:26 man, there you go, smoke this
00:35:40 You sure she won't wake up ?
00:35:43 Don't worry, not with the dose I gave her.
00:35:45 You have condoms ?
00:35:47 Well no
00:35:48 Oh come on... I didn't expect we'd date again.
00:35:52 Fuckin genius!
00:35:56 Fuck it
00:35:58 You see ?
00:35:59 There you have it your threesome
00:36:01 Fuck you're right
00:36:04 Fuck I'm so drunk
00:36:07 Yeah me too I drunk too much
00:36:09 I really wanna kiss you
00:36:11 -Yeah me too
00:36:13 Let's dance
00:36:49 I'm sorry
00:36:53 I don't know what's happening
00:36:55 Don't worry. We have all the time we want
00:36:57 Come on looks like we're in TV movie or something
00:36:59 Damn right
00:37:04 I don't know, we've know each other for too long
00:37:08 We're too close
00:37:10 -Damn right, especialy these times
00:37:18 A good and a bad news
00:37:21 The good one: mum dumped my dad again
00:37:24 He lied to her about who he was seeing
00:37:26 The bad one is that because of that
00:37:33 And honnestly we aren't done
00:37:35 Lola!
00:37:37 Lola!!
00:37:41 How you doin mum ?
00:37:43 Do we start with the joints or the condoms ?
00:37:45 -It's not my fault
00:37:48 -I'll explain it to you
00:37:49 Explain it to me
00:37:51 Stéphane and Medhi they did it again
00:37:53 They used the whole box of condoms ?
00:37:55 I can take out the trash...
00:37:56 Oh you
00:37:57 thank you
00:37:59 -I'm listenning
00:38:01 -I was there..
00:38:03 Hell no, I promise!
00:38:05 -You shittin' me Lola?
00:38:07 Yes you are
00:38:08 Don't get pissed off for a few joints.
00:38:10 when you smoke some every night in your room
00:38:13 I'm sorry ? But I,
00:38:15 I have my high school degree, my degree in architecture!
00:38:17 When you'll have all that then you'll talk!
00:38:19 If I see you again with that, you move the fuck out!
00:38:21 You go live with your father!
00:38:23 Well that's what you're waiting huh ?
00:38:25 That I move the fuck out, that I go live with dad ?
00:38:27 So you can live the life, like a teenager
00:38:29 Because you're jaelous of me!
00:38:32 Fuck!
00:38:34 You're so fucking bored with your life
00:38:35 ..that you can't even find another man than dad.
00:38:39 You can't even...
00:38:40 ..do that, in 40 years!
00:38:44 So you too, you get high with joints ?
00:38:47 Huh ?
00:38:49 Why is it that you all have
00:38:51 to fuck around with me today ?
00:38:52 That's it!
00:38:55 It's over, no more favors like that.
00:39:07 -What do you want ?
00:39:09 I want us to stop fighting for nothing
00:39:12 Nothing ? You have sex with prostitutes!
00:39:14 I'm tired of all this
00:39:17 You're both the best and the worst thing
00:39:22 -Anne I promise you
00:39:26 And stop lying, all of you!
00:39:28 Shit!
00:39:34 "Hug ?"
00:39:46 "CONFERENCE ON DRUGS. STUDENTS NEEDED"
00:39:49 Be quiet, please.
00:39:52 There are some empty chairs on the first rows
00:40:01 Come on! Hurry up!
00:40:05 So, I introduce you to Mr. François
00:40:08 ... with the police, specialized in narcotics. Shh!
00:40:13 We won't start the conference
00:40:15 ..until we get a complete silence. Thank you.
00:40:19 You're also conerned, Mr Collet.
00:40:22 Is it true that you banged Lola at her party ?
00:40:24 Bullshit man, you're so full of shit!
00:40:25 I knew my best friend coudn't do that to me.
00:40:27 I'm sure now.
00:40:28 So, let's get started.
00:40:30 *-The health minister informs you that...
00:40:33 "DRUG. A DANGER TO THE YOUNG PEOPLE"
00:40:37 Yeah, I know I know
00:40:39 So! here's the brain of a 15 year old boy
00:40:44 ..who doesn't do drugs.
00:40:46 The blue area still has to grow until adult age.
00:40:49 Here, it's in contact with some THC
00:40:53 No way it'll happen to you, you ain't got a brain
00:40:57 You shut the fuck up!
00:40:59 still more dangerous
00:41:01 Damaged areas will stay damaged for life
00:41:05 which you give that in picture
00:41:08 You see that ?
00:41:10 What ?
00:41:11 "What ?" that! the soccer match just right there!
00:41:14 I don't smoke!
00:41:17 No
00:41:18 Sometimes, more rarely
00:41:20 ..apparition of a mental disease called schyzophrenia.
00:41:25 Shit! you see that, drugs...
00:41:28 You can talk, with your meds
00:41:30 -You have a light ?
00:41:32 -What ?
00:41:34 Goddamn it! Fuck!
00:41:37 Why you running ?
00:41:39 I don't wanna bump into someone
00:41:41 -Who ?
00:41:42 Hi
00:41:43 -I didn't see you. How you doin ?
00:41:46 -It was interesting
00:41:48 Yes
00:41:49 I don't know if it'll change anything
00:41:51 It's a good thing to talk about it.
00:41:52 Hello.
00:41:53 Ah hello!
00:41:54 Hello
00:41:55 It was great
00:41:56 Thanks
00:41:58 Your heel, is it better ?
00:42:00 Oh the heel ? Yes it's fine
00:42:03 Well, I leave you two
00:42:05 Ciao
00:42:07 Two times randomly, that's a lot!
00:42:10 They know each other ?
00:42:11 I don't know
00:42:12 How about we have a drink ?
00:42:14 uhh...
00:42:15 It's not a question.
00:42:17 We'll have a drink.
00:42:18 All right. But...
00:42:20 This cop will cuff your mother to the bed
00:42:22 Yeah, whatever
00:42:25 Check this out
00:42:26 THe sticky note is sticking to Maël
00:42:28 What a bitch!
00:42:28 She doesn't leave him alone
00:42:30 Let's go to a café
00:42:32 OK
00:42:33 -So it's like that huh ?
00:42:35 I'm gonna hang out with friends...
00:42:37 Lola, I introduce you to...
00:42:39 Lucas.
00:42:40 Lola, my daughter. No way, you go home.
00:42:43 But everybody's going
00:42:44 No it's like that and
00:42:46 Grand ma can't stay
00:42:48 So you go babysit the kids
00:42:51 Okay. Fuck...
00:42:52 I'm sorry ?
00:42:53 No, nothing. See you later then.
00:42:58 So is it okay ?
00:43:00 -I thought it wasn't a question!
00:43:02 "Oh yeah right"!
00:43:03 Maël?
00:43:25 So was it good ?
00:43:26 Well listen yes it was very good
00:43:28 You're disgusting!
00:43:29 Was it good ?
00:43:30 What are you talking about ?
00:43:32 Oh come one!
00:43:33 At least take responsability when you do that....
00:43:34 What's wrong ?
00:43:36 What did you say to her ?
00:43:37 Nothing, we're chating.
00:43:39 Your girlfriend doesn't have any sense of humor.
00:43:40 You ain't got nothing better to do ?
00:43:49 What happened in those toilets stays in these toilets, got it ?
00:43:54 I get out. You wait 5 minutes
00:43:57 Yeah, well... I guess it's clear.
00:44:03 Lola!
00:44:04 Leave me alone
00:44:05 What is this ?
00:44:05 Leave me alone
00:44:06 Everybody knows that this slut sucks in the toillets.
00:44:09 What ?
00:44:10 At least there's one girl who knows that
00:44:17 Impressive!
00:44:19 I think that settles it.
00:44:20 I think so yeah!
00:44:31 Fuck!
00:44:34 Lola?
00:44:39 Lola!
00:44:47 Lola...
00:44:51 Sweetheart?
00:44:55 Are you okay?
00:44:57 I'm fine
00:44:58 Come and eat.
00:45:01 I'm not hungry.
00:45:03 You're not gonna get anorexic, are you ?
00:45:06 You don't get anorexic just like that
00:45:09 I've seen it on a TV show, it comes quickly.
00:45:13 Don't worry
00:45:16 It's not that
00:45:18 You'll see.
00:45:23 It's not such a big deal.
00:45:30 And I bend over you
00:45:33 A drop of dew on your lips
00:45:38 A beam on your fingers
00:45:42 I can read in your dreams
00:45:45 And you think like I do
00:45:50 An exile, an exile
00:45:54 Far, far away from here
00:45:58 Oh my muse
00:46:10 In the toillets with De Peyrefitte
00:46:12 But when ?
00:46:13 At the anti-drugs conference
00:46:15 Charlotte?
00:46:17 -And you're sure it was them ?
00:46:20 There he is!
00:46:27 I so wanna kill Maël
00:46:29 I so wanna get out
00:46:32 And as a bad news never comes alone
00:46:43 "French : A real tourist would have at least
00:46:48 I took some
00:46:52 And this one, you see it ?
00:47:10 You didn't get the congratulations
00:47:11 Yeah but I had encouragements
00:47:14 That's my point, it's not as good as before
00:47:16 yes mum
00:47:18 Can you explain me this 112 in French ?
00:47:21 Woooo... Really, they're so messed up these teachers
00:47:24 Yeah, sure
00:47:26 5 in maths, 6 in French
00:47:30 2 in physics!
00:47:31 Are you kidding me ?
00:47:33 No mum I don't. I just can't get interested
00:47:37 .. and in the activity of cells
00:47:39 The only thing I'm thinking about,
00:47:42 the only thing that hurts
00:47:43 ..is Maël
00:47:46 How am I gonna hurt them
00:47:50 How am I gonna do that?
00:47:53 Second trimester
00:48:01 So who's the asshole we wanna get jaelous ?
00:48:03 the guy with his retard
00:48:06 He sure looks like a retard
00:48:07 And her ?!
00:48:09 They're looking at us!
00:48:12 Who's that guy over there ?
00:48:14 It's Julien.
00:48:17 No, absoluty not
00:48:21 You comin' ? We're gonna buy some cigars
00:48:24 Motos, it's so out of fashion
00:48:26 Not only the moto is out of fashion
00:48:33 I can't believe it
00:48:35 Fuck...
00:49:08 Come see your girlfriend instead of playin' poker.
00:49:12 I just wanna know if you come to sleep over at my home tonight
00:49:18 All right. I leave you the keys under the doormat.
00:49:21 "Your house 19pm ?"
00:49:23 Mehdi pisses me off, I swear to God.
00:49:25 We should have seen each other yesterday.
00:49:27 I'm still waiting!
00:49:28 He's an assholes, forget it.
00:49:31 Yeah, act like you don't see me!
00:49:34 Potatoes.
00:49:34 Two potatoes
00:49:36 If he comes to talk to me, I blow him off.
00:49:38 What, mum ?
00:49:39 No I don't know where your grey cashmere is!
00:49:42 No I'm not wearing it!
00:49:44 My mother she drives me nuts
00:49:47 Will it be all ?
00:49:48 A toffee sundae, please.
00:49:52 Isn't Paul-Henri so ugly?
00:49:55 Damn right!
00:49:57 Oh yeah he is!
00:49:59 Isn't he disgusting ?
00:50:00 Revolting!
00:50:01 You're overstatin it
00:50:03 Could you date him ?
00:50:05 Oh no, no way!
00:50:06 Stop looking at them they'll think we're interested in them
00:50:10 We're interested in them.
00:50:12 A lil bit you gotta admit.
00:50:12 Don't you think they obsessed with us ?
00:50:15 Last time I played poker I had a three ases!
00:50:18 And this guy he had a fifth!
00:50:19 I got fucked up!
00:50:20 Calm down with the poker
00:50:22 I only got a pair of converse to bet
00:50:24 Why don't you bet your hair ?
00:50:28 It's bad to play poker
00:50:29 And it's bad to eat like a pig
00:50:31 You're disgusting
00:50:32 Maël, show what you got
00:50:33 What ?
00:50:34 The founder of "ni pates ni sushis" (neither pastas nor sushis)
00:50:36 Oh damn!
00:50:37 Not her...
00:50:38 Lola, check this out!
00:50:42 Hi boys, how you doin'
00:50:43 Fine, you ?
00:50:45 He's comin'
00:50:46 Who ?
00:50:47 My ass!
00:50:49 How you doin ?
00:50:52 Can we hang out tonight ?
00:50:53 -Sure
00:50:55 Well yeah
00:50:56 See you then
00:50:57 Later
00:50:59 No comment.
00:51:00 The sticky note won't let him go!
00:51:03 What a bitch!
00:51:04 And my mother again
00:51:07 What mum ?
00:51:07 Lola, have you seen your cupboard ?
00:51:09 What a shithole!
00:51:10 If I don't find my clothes, no more messenger!
00:51:13 Shit!
00:51:21 -"One night, we were so fucking bored so
00:51:24 "I thought only a whore
00:51:27 "..but Charlotte said that they were the whores,..
00:51:30 "..and that life was too short to be fuckin bored
00:51:47 Leave me alone
00:51:51 Why are you doing this ?
00:51:59 "Don't tell me that men
00:52:03 "A woman with lovers
00:52:07 What a fool I am.
00:52:10 What a goddamn fool I am!
00:52:12 Unbelievable
00:52:17 Shit!
00:52:20 Yeah, hello ?
00:52:22 Yeah, I'm fine
00:52:24 I was just leaving. Okay!
00:52:26 In two minutes. All right, see you then.
00:52:33 -Djamel and Vincent, is that right ?
00:52:37 Go straight to the Orfèvres
00:52:40 He's been waiting for this all morning.
00:52:43 Sorry I'm late
00:52:45 Doesn't matter. How you doin' ?
00:52:46 Fine
00:52:47 Well ?
00:52:50 What is it ?
00:52:51 Nothing
00:52:52 -What would you like ?
00:52:58 He'll think it's me who makes you cry
00:53:02 What's the matter ?
00:53:04 No no, nothing.
00:53:24 It's only human to have looked in this diary!
00:53:27 -You're not gonna feel guilty ?
00:53:31 When I let them do what they want
00:53:33 When I yell, it's worse
00:53:36 I got the feeling of being a cop.
00:53:38 It sucks, doesn't it ?
00:53:39 yeah...
00:53:41 No but I don't how to say...
00:53:45 We've been fighting all our life
00:53:46 ..to have the same rights as you do,..
00:53:49 ..and have the same sexuality.
00:53:51 -You, you said that ?
00:53:53 Absolutly
00:53:56 Whatever..
00:54:00 ..goes live her life as a freed women,
00:54:03 you don't agree anymore.
00:54:04 I swear
00:54:07 You don't have to think anything.
00:54:10 She sleeps with some boys, she does drugs...
00:54:13 She tried to have sex with a boy
00:54:17 No big deal.
00:54:19 Look who's talking
00:54:20 I know how to make the difference between
00:54:24 ..and on who checks where the limits are.
00:54:26 As long as it keeps hapening with people
00:54:31 You're telling me this to cheer me up ?
00:54:35 I think that you think too much.
00:54:39 TEXT MESSAGE: "I'm leaving now, be there soon, Maël"
00:54:42 Dad, check out my cartwheel
00:54:45 Beautiful, sweetheart
00:54:48 You wanna go out, have diner, both of us
00:54:51 Like old times?
00:54:53 Oh yes!
00:54:54 No no no forget it no
00:54:57 Tomorow you got school
00:54:59 and your mother will drive me nuts
00:55:00 -Go back to your homework
00:55:02 -Go. No.
00:55:06 Tonight I can't
00:55:07 Oh !
00:55:08 Can you sign this ?
00:55:10 I need both your signatures
00:55:11 What's that ?
00:55:12 A parental approval for a trip to England.
00:55:18 Thanks
00:55:25 -Where you going ?
00:55:28 -Are you shitting me ?
00:55:31 That rings a bell ?
00:55:33 You think I don't know what that is ?
00:55:35 Listen to me! All we needed is a drug addict in our home
00:55:39 Next year, it's boarding school!
00:55:41 Waiting for that moment, no more music,
00:55:44 What are you doing ?
00:55:45 What the hell ?
00:55:46 Stop it, goddamn it!
00:55:48 I could have broken it on your head!
00:55:50 Freak!
00:55:52 And that, it's confiscated
00:55:54 You happy ? congrats!
00:55:56 Fuck!
00:56:19 Thanks for listening to me
00:56:22 It's part of my job mam!
00:56:24 No, it's very nice of you!
00:56:25 It's not nice
00:56:30 It's interested
00:56:31 -Oh yeah ?
00:56:53 What are you doing here ?
00:56:55 Alain. Lucas.
00:56:57 the father of my kids
00:56:59 Lola forgot some books
00:57:03 Ok then...
00:57:05 I leave you two...
00:57:07 Yeah
00:57:17 -You okay ?
00:57:21 I'll let you feel guilty alone.
00:57:23 yeah
00:57:26 I'm sorry
00:57:40 Maël's voicemail.
00:57:43 Hey it's me Lola, you remember ?
00:57:48 I've been standing here for an hour
00:58:04 Good evening sir.
00:58:05 Good evening Etienne. Thank you.
00:58:09 It's my son!
00:58:11 We can follow them if you want.
00:58:13 Yeah if it's okay with you.
00:58:16 I don't mind.
00:58:24 Do I go pick him up ?
00:58:26 No, I don't wanna cause a scene.
00:58:29 But it's unreal! 2 am. in the middle of the week.
00:58:33 What are the parents doing ?
00:58:34 Like you, sir.
00:58:36 And what is that ?
00:58:38 Thinking their children are sleeping.
00:58:59 You think my daughter is a lesbian ?
00:59:02 Hum.
00:59:05 "Hum" yes or "hum" no?
00:59:08 Hum.
00:59:10 Can you stop with your 'hum' and give
00:59:14 Is it more chocking if she sleeps with
00:59:20 You know what, I prefer you 'hum'
00:59:23 -You see ?
00:59:26 Hey, how you doing ?
00:59:31 You wanted...
00:59:32 ..to talk to me?
00:59:33 We have to talk about Lola.
00:59:35 Hum
00:59:37 You're not gonna do that too?
00:59:39 Do what ?
00:59:40 My shrink always does some 'hum'
00:59:43 Yeah, and you told her that you're
00:59:48 First, I'm not screwing anybody
00:59:50 Oh yeah that's right
00:59:53 Us, men, we fuck bitches but you women
00:59:57 you make love with some extraordinary men.
01:00:00 Stop it!
01:00:02 For you.
01:00:05 I'm chating with 'Madam I give lessons'
01:00:08 who causes a scene because she thinks
01:00:13 You sure you wanna take this path ?
01:00:16 Yeah, because you own me some explanation
01:00:21 I own you explanation
01:00:23 I remind you that we're divorced
01:00:26 Yeah when you feel like it
01:00:31 Well!
01:00:34 Lola does drugs
01:00:35 What ?
01:00:36 Joints, not yet some...
01:00:41 If you didn't leave your shit all over the house...
01:00:44 I remind you that you are her model on Earth.
01:00:47 If she follows you on the sex...
01:00:53 You're an asshole, you know that ?
01:00:55 It's amazing how big of an asshole you are.
01:00:58 Wait a sec, wait
01:01:00 I'm not an asshole, I'm just jealous
01:01:02 I came to talk to you about Lola.
01:01:04 We should get her to a private school.
01:01:07 When you feel like talking, call me.
01:01:21 Hello ? Lola, I have to tell you
01:01:24 I got nothing to say
01:01:25 I really had some troubles
01:01:27 I'm sick of all your lies
01:01:30 Are you kidding me ?
01:01:32 Come on give me a break
01:01:34 No I don't give you a break
01:01:35 What's with all the yelling ?
01:01:37 I'm tired of all this mess!
01:01:40 Okay so I don't dine ?
01:01:42 After diner!
01:01:44 And you stop it!
01:01:46 I'm sick of your bad behavior!
01:01:48 Me too I have a bad behavior ?
01:01:53 Mrs Delgado, please.
01:01:55 No, first I'll see the girl alone.
01:02:09 He! I don't wanna go to another school!
01:02:12 It's all I have, my friends!
01:02:14 You still has a familly!
01:02:17 Oh yeah I forgot, a familly who
01:02:21 I don't give a fuck about having a familly
01:02:26 No doubt, she's her father's daughter.
01:02:28 Yeah let's say that
01:02:34 -Sweetheart ?
01:02:41 No, nothing
01:02:45 Look at this bitch
01:02:48 She acts like she won the match.
01:02:51 Pisses me off
01:02:52 It's not who Maël would chose
01:02:54 It's who every man would chose
01:02:56 She's ridiculous. You seen her shoes ?
01:02:59 -So lame!
01:03:02 We should stop lookin at them 'cause otherwise...
01:03:05 He's gonna imagine I'm interested in him
01:03:07 Right
01:03:10 Stop it!
01:03:11 Stop it
01:03:14 Be quiet!
01:03:21 Who wrote that ?
01:03:23 Mehdi
01:03:23 I'm sure
01:03:25 So disgusting
01:03:31 Keep quiet
01:03:32 You understood ? Not a noise.
01:03:43 "Tamaget au baconnet" ?
01:03:44 (doesn't mean anything in French,)
01:03:46 yeah yeah
01:03:49 I'm warning you
01:03:51 The next one who talks...
01:03:54 ..the trip to England, you understand me ?
01:03:59 No London!
01:04:14 Hello
01:04:16 Charlotte, how you doing ?
01:04:18 Very well
01:04:19 Doing some shoping ?
01:04:21 Well yeah
01:04:22 Very well
01:04:23 You live around here ?
01:04:25 Yes, as you can see
01:04:26 You too I figure
01:04:28 Funny huh ?
01:04:30 What's that ?
01:04:31 Come on!
01:04:32 The probability for us to bump into each other
01:04:35 ..is what... ?
01:04:37 You could reckon it
01:04:38 There you are!
01:04:41 No, I forgot about it.
01:04:43 Mr Messier...
01:04:44 .. my maths teacher
01:04:45 Hello
01:04:47 I'm sorry
01:04:48 ..for the lessons at home
01:04:51 Lessons for Charlotte ?
01:04:53 No no
01:04:56 Quite ambarassing having memory issues
01:05:00 Come on, let's go!
01:05:01 Mam.
01:05:02 I hope they're not all like him
01:05:05 He was alone so he's single
01:05:08 Why do you care ?
01:05:10 You're not gonna fuck him ?
01:05:12 How can you be so sure ?
01:05:15 Gotta go
01:05:16 My unknown person is doin some weird things
01:05:18 Who is he ?
01:05:20 Don't know
01:05:22 Don't know him
01:05:23 You're insane
01:05:24 Fucking insane
01:05:28 He's fuckin insane
01:05:29 Big breaking news
01:05:31 What's that ?
01:05:32 Guess who doesn't go to England
01:05:33 Maël?
01:05:34 Better
01:05:35 Who ?
01:05:35 *-De Peyrefitte. Appendicitis
01:05:37 -you're kidding
01:05:39 -And God exists
01:05:41 Ciao.
01:05:46 Easy with the meds mum
01:05:49 That's for bellyaches.
01:05:53 I will
01:05:55 I write it down, "bellyache"
01:05:57 It's okay mum I have a brain
01:05:58 Good for you baby. Good for you.
01:06:02 I'll finish packing
01:06:05 Okay
01:06:11 Thank you
01:06:13 What's that ?
01:06:15 It belongs to Lola
01:06:17 You exchange your underwear ?
01:06:19 No but she slept over once, and huh...
01:06:23 And that ? and that ?
01:06:24 She forgot it
01:06:25 oh yeah ? and that's Lola's too ?
01:06:27 Are you kidding me ?
01:06:31 I never want to see you
01:06:34 Plus, you're a liar.
01:06:44 you're not taking many books
01:06:47 Well no, I'm going there essentialy
01:06:51 You'll be carefull right ?
01:06:52 Sure!
01:06:53 Why are you telling me this like that ?
01:06:55 No because...
01:06:59 No, not that one!
01:07:01 Mum, please!
01:07:02 No way!
01:07:03 I don't have any hot clothes
01:07:04 You got so many
01:07:06 it's itchy! Yours' soft
01:07:08 High-end cashmere, you bet!
01:07:10 please! England is cold
01:07:12 And English people...
01:07:13 ..they're real cheap on heating
01:07:15 Lola will get a pneumonia
01:07:22 I can't believe you! All right take it
01:07:25 Thanks
01:07:50 Get out
01:07:53 Come on...
01:07:58 Stop it!
01:08:04 Come on now
01:08:16 Need a special device to see the colors or sth ?
01:08:19 What a shitty weather!
01:08:20 Check this out, a garden gnome!
01:08:22 They sure look like winners
01:08:25 ..but suicide attempts
01:08:29 I'm gonna ask to see their
01:08:32 criminal record
01:08:33 The old one, with the odd chick
01:08:37 Doesn't change too much
01:08:52 Damn!
01:08:58 She freaks me out
01:09:01 A little tolerance
01:09:02 Dont' say that
01:09:03 You don't have monopoly of discrimination
01:09:06 'More like the MPV of anxiety'
01:09:10 She's dribbling on me!
01:09:13 Ouch! Damn man can't believe it
01:09:16 Sorry
01:09:34 No thank you
01:09:36 You think they're Al Quaida members ?
01:09:39 Stop it!
01:09:40 I'd love to be taken hostage
01:10:00 And is there a plug for the cellphone ?
01:10:15 I had a nice trip
01:10:16 Okay. Welcome to the feaks' home!
01:10:19 I call you again when we have an adaptator
01:10:21 They don't have one
01:10:24 My family is very weird mum, very weird
01:10:28 Yeah, I'll explain it to you
01:10:30 And how you doing ? Is everything all right ?
01:10:34 Okay, call whenever you want
01:10:36 -Kiss, my love
01:10:39 I love you Lola.
01:10:41 Shit! I forgot to give her an adaptator.
01:10:45 -I'm late.
01:10:48 You go brush you teeth and then go to bed.
01:10:51 Come on let's go, it's late already
01:10:56 So you like him ?
01:10:59 Who ?
01:10:59 Navarro.
01:11:01 I asked you not to call him that
01:11:04 I never thought about it
01:11:06 You should have my love.
01:11:09 It's high time for you to start over
01:11:10 I hate that expression.
01:11:15 That's the truth
01:11:17 -Kiss
01:11:21 It's a suprise
01:11:22 You should wear a scarf
01:11:24 I'm not 14!
01:11:25 They look like Mum and Lola
01:11:27 See you later
01:11:29 What about your teeth ?
01:11:30 -Done!
01:11:33 Yeah
01:11:35 For Lady Di they would
01:11:38 Damn right! I'm so cold
01:11:40 I have to tell you sth
01:11:42 What's that ?
01:11:43 It wasn't Maël and De Perrefyte who
01:11:45 I know, Maël to me in the bus
01:11:48 Oh yeah ?
01:11:50 And you, how do you know?
01:11:52 Well, it was me
01:11:54 It was you ?
01:11:55 Hmm
01:11:56 It was you ?
01:11:59 With Paul-Henri.
01:12:01 You fucked things up
01:12:04 With Paul-Henri, nonetheless
01:12:07 Shit!
01:12:08 I'm sorry
01:12:11 I am sorry for you
01:13:49 What do you do again ?
01:13:51 I'm a cop
01:13:54 oh ?
01:13:56 narcotics
01:13:58 You're a narc ? really ?
01:14:00 I'm used to it, don't worry.
01:14:02 No no..
01:14:04 It's all right
01:14:05 Breathe
01:14:06 You seem more anxious suddently
01:14:07 No no, but it's..
01:14:10 And is it a good job ?
01:14:13 What a coward
01:14:18 No big deal you know
01:14:21 -hum ?
01:14:22 -What ?
01:14:23 That he was a...
01:14:24 What did you think I was...
01:14:26 I don't know really...
01:14:28 No seriously you don't look like..
01:14:30 ..a cop
01:14:48 I fell like I'm in a movie
01:14:50 Shhh!
01:14:51 Don't make any noise
01:15:29 You're a genius
01:15:30 Move
01:16:16 Thanks man, you're the best
01:16:18 Go fuck yourself!
01:16:19 All right
01:16:27 It's weird here
01:16:28 The decoration is so weird
01:16:29 yeah
01:16:32 They're nice
01:16:33 Sure they are
01:16:35 -You think she believed us ?
01:16:38 "She's deaf and mute"
01:16:42 Can I ask you a favor ?
01:16:44 Could you keep my guitar, back in Paris ?
01:16:48 You the only one I trust
01:16:50 No problem
01:16:57 Why does it always go bad in Paris
01:17:00 I don't know, Everything's complicated in Paris
01:17:11 -Maël ?
01:17:13 I have to tell you sth
01:17:15 What is it ?
01:17:16 Well...
01:17:19 It's the first time
01:17:30 It's the first time...
01:17:32 .. that I make love to another man than my husband
01:17:38 shhh...
01:18:20 I hope it won't be that cold in Paris
01:18:48 I'll have to tell Charlotte
01:18:50 ..that love with man we love
01:18:54 maybe not better,especially when
01:18:58 but it feels so great
01:19:02 I don't how one survives to that
01:19:05 no, honestly I don't know
01:19:08 THIRD TRIMESTER
01:19:11 -They're here
01:19:12 yeah
01:19:13 If he kisses you on the lips, he takes repsonsability
01:19:17 -Hi
01:19:19 -How you doing ?
01:19:21 -Fine
01:19:22 Why didn't you kiss me ?
01:19:26 -No no
01:19:30 It's not that I don't love you
01:19:31 but it's hard to show it
01:19:33 You understand ?
01:19:34 Yes.
01:19:38 For real ?
01:19:41 No.
01:19:50 -Hey
01:19:52 Fine
01:19:54 So! You didn't tell me
01:19:57 tell you what ?
01:19:58 Well, England!
01:19:59 Oh! It went very well
01:20:01 What did you do ?
01:20:03 We visited... Nothing special really
01:20:06 And you ?
01:20:07 me ?
01:20:08 What did you do ?
01:20:10 Nothing... nothing
01:20:13 all right
01:20:16 I do what's worse to do, betraye secrets!
01:20:19 It's hard to live with it
01:20:21 Tell her!
01:20:23 What ?
01:20:24 Everything
01:20:25 That you found her diary, that you read everything
01:20:29 No way, she'll never forgive me!
01:20:31 hmmm
01:20:39 take it, take it!
01:20:46 Hey!
01:20:49 -Hello, mam
01:20:51 -see ya
01:20:55 You saw how you said hello to her ?
01:20:57 What do you mean ?
01:20:58 Cold as ice like "hello".
01:21:01 I'm not thrilled that you hang out with this girl
01:21:04 She's my best friend.
01:21:06 I hand out with whoever I want to!
01:21:07 It's my life!
01:21:08 I'm sorry ?
01:21:09 It's my life
01:21:12 You're my daughter, and you're not
01:21:16 ..that I don't accept, you feel me ?
01:21:18 And what might that be ?
01:21:19 That you're screwing up your life!
01:21:21 Not at all!
01:21:22 You smoke joints, you get drunk,
01:21:25 and you're not screwing up your life ???
01:21:27 Bullshit! Where'd you get that from ?
01:21:29 I know everything, Lola!
01:21:31 What ?
01:21:31 And stop acting like I'm a fool!
01:21:35 -You're so lame to say that
01:21:39 You what ?
01:21:40 I didn't do it on purpose
01:21:41 Stop it! I's hidden!
01:21:44 At least, we know what we're talking about
01:21:46 You don't need to know about my life.
01:21:50 Don't try to be part of it
01:21:51 Fuck I'm tired of this
01:21:54 You're really a bitch!
01:21:57 You could write this one down on your diary!
01:22:03 -Lola!
01:22:05 Lola!
01:22:06 Lola!
01:22:10 Not enough men around here
01:22:12 What about me ?
01:22:14 Oh sweetheart...
01:22:16 Open up right now
01:22:18 It's my room
01:22:19 Even that you can't respect
01:22:21 We need to talk
01:22:23 Never again
01:22:24 Go fuck yourself!
01:22:26 You have no idea what you'll get when...
01:22:29 I don't even tell you
01:22:32 Where you going ?
01:22:33 You dreamnt about this. Is it a problem ?
01:22:35 Not a problem at all!
01:22:37 I can even take you there
01:22:40 No need for that!
01:22:50 Where R U ?
01:22:54 At my father's...
01:22:58 I add garlic to the sauce
01:23:00 hmmm No
01:23:00 Huh... yes I add garlic to the sauce
01:23:03 I got into a fight with my mother!
01:23:13 And still your mother ain't like mine!
01:23:18 Charlotte!
01:23:24 Dinner's ready!
01:23:26 yes, I'm comin'
01:23:33 Ready for a "tongue lesson" ??
01:23:35 So the image of the triangle J.F.K
01:23:37 ..by the translation of vector I.D
01:23:40 ..is the triangle E.F.J..
01:23:42 ..or E.A.F.?
01:23:44 I'm sorry ?
01:23:46 You know what a vector is ?
01:23:49 Yeah! a dvd 'vector'
01:23:51 -OK
01:24:18 and where are you going ?
01:24:19 hum... Well...
01:24:23 With your shoes ?
01:24:25 Well some people read magazines
01:24:29 Stop it!
01:24:30 You see this door ?
01:24:32 Brand new technology!
01:24:34 -The same museums use
01:24:37 You get close to it, the laser detects
01:24:40 trying to get out and the alarm turns on
01:24:42 And.. you're punished
01:24:44 I didn't want to get out,
01:24:47 Be careful!
01:24:50 Calm down, François!
01:24:53 -Understood ?
01:24:54 -Yes, who ?
01:24:57 You goin to sleep my love ?
01:24:59 See you tomorow
01:25:00 Good night
01:25:02 Come to bed
01:25:03 Why don't you say "my love" to me too ?
01:25:07 You'll see that by many aspects
01:25:11 ..shares many similarities with human.
01:25:13 For once we agree on sth..
01:25:16 -Mrs Clavel,
01:25:20 The valve
01:25:22 It's the most important part of the heart
01:25:27 What's a valve ?
01:25:29 Mr. Reynal?
01:25:30 Isn't it like a vulva ?
01:25:33 Epic
01:25:34 ..Mr. Reynal. Epic.
01:25:37 Take your scalpel
01:25:40 ..and frank way.
01:25:42 No way I'm touching that
01:25:44 Let's get started
01:25:45 Hmmm...
01:25:48 Damn I like doing this
01:25:49 Freak!
01:25:51 It's disgusting.
01:25:53 ..did we kill for this class ?
01:25:55 What's Greenpeace doing ?
01:25:57 The same thing they do for all
01:25:59 ..this make-up only a whore would wear.
01:26:02 Stop saying women
01:26:03 ..are whores
01:26:05 Honestly
01:26:06 Thanks
01:26:07 Straigh from the heart
01:26:09 How we doing over there ?
01:26:11 A rabbit foot!
01:26:13 That's harsh sir!
01:26:14 no it's not!
01:26:17 You're not happy ? you can leave
01:26:19 We were right to get the fuck out
01:26:21 -"I don't touch pork" . You killed me
01:26:24 Fuck you guys, with your religions
01:26:27 Serial killer!
01:26:28 Give me a break!
01:26:29 oh no
01:26:31 Oh no, fuck!
01:26:33 Before I even get here, you can all
01:26:36 I don't have it
01:26:38 We'll save some time
01:26:40 -What do we do ?
01:26:43 -It's because of her
01:26:46 No more subway and the fresh air of Paris.
01:26:49 I don't wanna go to boarding school
01:26:53 I'm fuckin with you but
01:26:58 Don't worry, I won't go
01:27:00 Crying time!
01:27:03 ..on the balcony
01:27:04 But for you and Lola, really
01:27:08 You knew?
01:27:09 well...
01:27:10 You don't give a shit ?
01:27:12 I'm pleased.
01:27:16 thanks dude
01:27:17 Still don't abuse it,
01:27:21 Vanilla, I love it, but caramel not so much
01:27:24 hmm. It's the contrary for me
01:27:27 I prefer caramel
01:27:32 It's complicated huh ?
01:27:34 Yeah, complicated
01:28:31 It's mum, I miss you sweetheart!
01:28:47 And I'm so sorry I read your diary...
01:28:53 baby...
01:28:55 For the Emerganza festival
01:28:59 I didn't find it
01:29:01 Buy a map of the subway and fuckin eat it
01:29:04 My father won't let me go out
01:29:07 -I thought you dealt with that
01:29:10 That's too bad
01:29:11 The same for me
01:29:12 Same shit for me
01:29:14 We won't have to cancel ?!
01:29:17 I have a plan
01:29:19 For real ?
01:29:20 I think I can pull it off
01:29:22 Lola!!
01:29:23 My Lou!
01:29:25 -I missed you!
01:29:27 I'm so happy to see you!
01:29:30 -My baby my baby
01:29:32 -I missed you
01:29:34 Lola's here
01:29:37 -Let me see you
01:29:39 -I don't like it when you're not there
01:29:43 -My little love
01:29:47 It feels so good
01:29:48 Mum ?
01:29:49 Can I ask you sth ?
01:29:51 Already ?
01:29:53 You're the best mum we ask that.
01:29:55 Who's that "we" ?
01:29:57 -Well...
01:29:59 Hello
01:29:59 -Hello
01:30:02 Hello
01:30:10 He's not alone I can see..
01:30:19 Maël?
01:30:31 What an idiot!
01:30:58 10 bucks
01:31:32 -Maël!
01:32:05 Thanks a lot.
01:32:07 To someone who I really love...
01:34:18 Mum ?
01:34:24 Inspired by a true story...