American Pie 2

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00:00:32 - Sure you don't wanna go to my room?
00:00:35 My roommate's already moved out.
00:00:37 -all right.
00:00:39 - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.
00:00:41 No strings attached, okay?
00:00:44 Yeah, right.
00:00:47 But you see,
00:00:50 we've never even had
00:00:53 - So do you not wanna do this?
00:00:56 Oh, I do. Yeah.
00:01:00 It's just that...
00:01:02 you see, this is actually
00:01:05 Well, not my first.
00:01:08 since my first time.
00:01:11 So, technically,
00:01:13 And I don't--
00:01:16 So if I'm not up to par,
00:01:19 Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.
00:01:22 I mean, girls like a guy
00:01:26 Hey, I'm confident.
00:01:28 Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely,
00:01:33 - Let's get naked.
00:01:38 Seems like just yesterday my dad picked
00:01:42 We popped a couple of beers...
00:01:44 and he said,
00:01:47 And today I get to say
00:01:49 Honey, your speeches
00:01:51 So, try and do what the kids say,
00:01:54 I think I bring new meaning
00:01:58 That's his dormitory up ahead.
00:02:15 Turn over.
00:02:23 - Can't bring alcohol in the dorms.
00:02:26 Thank you, Matt. I'm just here
00:02:30 - Now pin my leg up.
00:02:32 Pin my leg up, like this.
00:02:37 Maybe you can help
00:02:44 Is that the one? No.
00:02:45 There!
00:02:50 Now I remember.
00:02:53 I didn't do this for you.
00:02:56 Thanks, dude.
00:02:59 - Where's my big guy?
00:03:06 -Jesus!
00:03:08 - Dad, get out!
00:03:11 Go, Dad!
00:03:14 -Jeez!
00:03:15 - I'm so sorry.
00:03:18 son, I'm not embarrassed.
00:03:19 I am!
00:03:20 It's a perfectly normal thing
00:03:24 This is human nature--
00:03:26 Son, everybody does it. Your mother
00:03:30 Got your favourite.
00:03:33 Honey, honey, listen.
00:03:36 - Please just go!
00:03:38 Honey--
00:03:43 - Hi, Mama.
00:03:44 Natalie!
00:03:46 I'm Jim's dad.
00:03:47 You must be the parents
00:03:49 I'm sorry I didn't get her name,
00:03:52 because I have not been
00:03:54 Natalie, get dressed!
00:03:56 - Beer?
00:03:59 - Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks?
00:04:20 Hey, fuckface.
00:04:22 - Mornin', dude.
00:04:28 Before you go to Ann Arbor
00:04:31 I wanna show you
00:04:34 See what they are today, dude.
00:04:37 Okay, here we go.
00:04:43 - There's little hearts on her panties!
00:04:46 There's little hearts on her panties!
00:04:48 What the fuck, man?
00:04:51 I'm disappointed in you.
00:04:52 Here it is, the end of our freshman year
00:04:55 One.
00:04:57 You're a disgrace
00:04:59 Look at the Stifmeister.
00:05:02 and I'm not counting the hummer
00:05:05 All right, here's a new idea
00:05:08 You find a girl.
00:05:10 You don't bother counting how many
00:05:13 - You laugh at the people who do count.
00:05:17 I'll get you a spoon
00:05:19 Okay, people, notebooks closed.
00:05:24 Oh, shit!
00:05:27 - Are you kiddin' me?
00:05:34 Yes!
00:05:35 I'm never even gonna think
00:05:38 Hey. How'd you do?
00:05:40 - Fine.
00:05:42 Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer.
00:05:45 - You're gonna have a great time.
00:05:49 - Did that exam blow or what?
00:05:53 - Kev, what's up, man? How are you?
00:05:55 Put your party hat on.
00:05:57 - We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead.
00:06:08 Weird.
00:06:25 The one that got away, huh, son?
00:06:35 Well, evidently you two...
00:06:37 made quite the handsome couple
00:06:42 I didn't see it.
00:06:44 It was brought up
00:06:47 Anyway, my point is...
00:06:50 these little sexual debacles
00:06:53 because you know what?
00:06:54 It happens to the best of us.
00:06:56 In fact...
00:06:58 the first time
00:07:01 got together...
00:07:03 I used a condom.
00:07:04 Well, she referred to it
00:07:11 But I got over it.
00:07:12 Anyway, keep your chin up.
00:07:15 and good things will happen.
00:07:17 Good to have you home, son.
00:07:23 It's good to be home, Dad.
00:07:26 It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's
00:07:29 - Did you get through 'em?
00:07:32 Finch, how are you?
00:07:40 It's Japanese.
00:07:41 It means ''hello.''
00:07:45 - Finch, what happened to Latin?
00:07:49 Changed majors.
00:07:51 Wanted to understand
00:07:53 - You got laid in an art museum?
00:07:56 - And the Guggenheim with Francesca.
00:07:59 And then my social-psych professor
00:08:02 All right, enough.
00:08:04 But I'll tell you,
00:08:08 Stifler's mom.
00:08:11 Stifler's mom is a goddess.
00:08:17 How about some more of Stifmeister's
00:08:20 This thing is like half alcohol.
00:08:25 Mary, would I do that?
00:08:27 - My name's Christy.
00:08:32 Like it matters.
00:08:33 Hey, how you doing?
00:08:35 Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!
00:08:37 Johnny C., how's it going?
00:08:41 Looks like someone
00:08:43 - This'll help.
00:08:45 Missed you too.
00:08:46 All right, everybody
00:08:51 Fellas! How's it going?
00:08:53 The keg's back there
00:08:56 Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler
00:09:01 around!
00:09:03 Think about it.
00:09:06 Okay, Stifler, take your shot.
00:09:09 Come on, man.
00:09:13 All right.
00:09:15 You stupid fuck!
00:09:18 - Are you Steve Stifler?
00:09:21 Thank you for throwing
00:09:23 - No problem.
00:09:26 Well, I put the word out
00:09:30 Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks
00:09:36 - Hey, could I ask you a question?
00:09:38 Is it true that Paul Finch
00:09:44 Sons of bitches.
00:09:46 My mom's a saint!
00:09:49 The joke's on Finch!
00:09:52 Hey, Carlos, Jason.
00:09:54 What's goin' on?
00:09:57 How was Iowa State?
00:09:58 Did you see those fuckers
00:10:02 Back at Stifler's.
00:10:05 One difference.
00:10:08 Some of these girls
00:10:11 I might actually have a chance.
00:10:14 Hey, I remember you.
00:10:18 Do you now?
00:10:19 You're that guy who blew
00:10:24 Splat. ''Oh, wait, Nadia,
00:10:28 - Pathetic.
00:10:30 It's exactly like old times.
00:10:35 - I'm gonna miss you.
00:10:39 I'll call you
00:10:42 Go have fun.
00:10:44 Bye.
00:10:58 I can't believe
00:10:59 Jim, it's not a big deal.
00:11:01 They toyed with my emotions.
00:11:05 - Hello. Hello.
00:11:07 - How are you?
00:11:11 Jessica's here.
00:11:14 With Vicky.
00:11:16 And Vicky got hot!
00:11:20 What's that supposed to mean?
00:11:22 Look at her.
00:11:24 - Yeah, Jim, I see her.
00:11:28 I'll be right back.
00:11:33 - Hey, Vic, how are you?
00:11:35 - I'm okay.
00:11:37 That's good.
00:11:38 - It's good to hear.
00:11:42 Wow.
00:11:43 Well, this is about as comfortable
00:11:46 And I would know.
00:11:49 - I'm gonna get a drink.
00:11:52 - Why is this so weird?
00:11:55 See, I knew it.
00:11:59 You know, and we could
00:12:02 I miss you, Kev.
00:12:07 Whoa.
00:12:09 Friends, right?
00:12:12 Yeah, right. I mean, I know you said
00:12:17 I'm sorry.
00:12:20 an old habit--
00:12:23 Are you sure?
00:12:24 Vic, why wouldn't I wanna
00:12:27 Look, we'll--
00:12:31 - Friends.
00:12:36 - Ozzy, my man!
00:12:39 Shake off your chains of monogamy?
00:12:42 I don't think so, Stifler.
00:12:45 Dumb ass. What happened to
00:12:49 Nova, as in Casanova,
00:12:51 - He was an idiot.
00:12:55 Hey, everyone, listen up!
00:12:58 Nova's back, baby...
00:13:00 and he's taken the lock
00:13:04 Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a softball.
00:13:07 Pull out your bat
00:13:09 Mandy.
00:13:11 This is my friend, Oz.
00:13:16 - Hi, Oz.
00:13:18 Listen. I have a girlfriend.
00:13:21 It was a pleasure meeting you.
00:13:24 Beer out back?
00:13:27 You pussy!
00:13:39 Stifler's mom's room.
00:13:56 How did you do
00:14:16 Tantra.
00:14:23 What the fuck
00:14:25 -Just relax.
00:14:27 -Jesus Christ!
00:14:30 Come back here,
00:14:33 Easy! That's enough.
00:14:35 Okay, guys, we went through this
00:14:38 Finch got a black eye
00:14:40 'Cause he fuckin' bit me!
00:14:42 You touch me, I bite.
00:14:43 - You two relax and shake hands.
00:14:50 I need a drink.
00:14:52 Why is everybody
00:14:55 -Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it.
00:14:58 Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're
00:15:02 - Hey, you are a god.
00:15:04 If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause
00:15:08 - I'm honoured, guys.
00:15:11 You must teach me.
00:15:13 How?
00:15:16 Look what I found, Christy.
00:15:19 What a coincidence.
00:15:24 I've been saving this
00:15:28 for a special girl,
00:15:32 - You're so sweet.
00:15:34 Weird.
00:15:37 - Oh, my God.
00:15:39 - Maybe I should mop that up.
00:15:41 No problem.
00:15:42 Whoa! Whoa, hey.
00:15:44 - Take it slow. Come on.
00:15:47 You know, they warn us
00:15:51 Now, you may be intoxicated.
00:15:55 Oh, yeah.
00:15:57 Are you certain that you wish
00:16:00 Hey, don't count
00:16:03 - I'm just playing by the rules, baby.
00:16:07 That's a pretty good fucking rule.
00:16:13 Dude, the line's too long.
00:16:16 It's gotta happen now.
00:16:25 - Clamp it off.
00:16:28 - How are you?
00:16:32 - How are you?
00:16:34 How 'bout I give you
00:16:37 Go downstairs and get us some beers?
00:16:39 I've got a surprise for you.
00:16:42 I'm ready.
00:16:46 - You want a beer?
00:16:52 Okay, go.
00:16:57 This is kind of kinky,
00:17:05 That's it.
00:17:11 Oh, that's great!
00:17:13 That's great.
00:17:15 How did you get it
00:17:21 I can taste the bubbles.
00:17:26 Actually, I can't.
00:17:32 Much better.
00:17:37 Wait a second.
00:17:38 - Let's go.
00:17:43 Christy?
00:17:47 Oh, fuck!
00:17:52 Yep. Half these got
00:17:56 Gotta break up another one.
00:17:59 - Isn't this the Stifler house?
00:18:02 - What a MILF!
00:18:06 Okay, now...
00:18:08 do these high school kids
00:18:10 because they're at
00:18:12 or are we those weird older guys...
00:18:15 that try to hang out with
00:18:18 No way. We're definitely
00:18:21 Cops! Cops!
00:18:24 Break it up.
00:18:26 Let's go.
00:18:28 Ostreicher, Myers.
00:18:30 Welcome back.
00:18:31 Where's Steve Stifler?
00:18:39 I got peed on.
00:18:43 No, man,
00:18:46 We can't party anywhere any more.
00:18:48 And things are--
00:18:51 - Getting weird?
00:18:54 First summer back from college.
00:18:56 Yep, things are gonna get weirder.
00:18:59 - What are you talkin' about?
00:19:03 lt's just what happens,
00:19:04 Kev, listen.
00:19:08 My friends and I knew that
00:19:11 You remember my first college summer?
00:19:15 We treated every day out there
00:19:18 Hell of a time. We capped it
00:19:21 Best ever.
00:19:23 My advice is do that.
00:19:25 you're gonna see the big picture.
00:19:43 -She's on the phone. It's long-distance.
00:19:46 - Nadia! Nadia!
00:19:48 New York. Hello.
00:19:51 - Here. Wait.
00:19:53 Yes, I am sure to go see
00:19:56 Right. and don't ride
00:19:59 I know they've done wonderful things
00:20:03 - Dad!
00:20:11 - How was college?
00:20:14 Yeah. Yeah, it was--
00:20:17 You have not forgotten
00:20:20 No. I--
00:20:23 - l definitely didn't.
00:20:26 I'm coming to see you
00:20:28 l hope you're ready for me...
00:20:31 because l have not forgotten
00:20:35 - Shit.
00:20:38 No, Finch,
00:20:41 Nadia called me this morning.
00:20:43 She's coming here at the end of
00:20:46 - That's killer.
00:20:50 No, not ''good thing.''
00:20:52 I'll never be able to do it.
00:20:54 Nadia is gonna be expecting
00:20:58 Okay, and all I'm gonna
00:21:03 is rump roast.
00:21:06 Come on.
00:21:08 Jim, you've had experience
00:21:10 Ah, yes, you would be
00:21:12 the flute-fetish band geek that made me
00:21:15 Yes, that's great experience.
00:21:17 You just gotta
00:21:21 - Brings it all together.
00:21:23 She just sells her cottage
00:21:28 My romantic life
00:21:30 Take me out to the pasture
00:21:33 Super start to a super summer, fellas.
00:21:39 Guys, I got it.
00:21:42 For what?
00:21:44 We're moving to the lake.
00:21:49 We're gonna be the shit.
00:21:52 Plenty of opportunities
00:21:55 Throw a huge party at the end
00:21:58 Dude, that's a great idea. That way
00:22:01 and we'll be able to prepare
00:22:04 This is it.
00:22:08 Just thought I'd say
00:22:10 Hey, Mr Levenstein.
00:22:14 - All packed up, I see.
00:22:17 Don't worry, okay?
00:22:19 Come on and give
00:22:32 Keep it real, homies.
00:22:34 You too, sir.
00:22:37 All right, let's go.
00:22:39 I've been running
00:22:41 and I don't think the four of us
00:22:44 - Not on summer jobs.
00:22:48 So, I invited someone else.
00:22:53 Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's
00:22:57 Deck the halls!
00:23:00 Wipe my ass and lick my balls!
00:23:02 It's Stifler time, baby!
00:23:18 Stifler, if you're gonna be living
00:23:22 All right, you and Finch
00:23:26 Kevin, Stifler's stench
00:23:29 Finch, fist yourself.
00:23:33 That's right, baby.
00:23:35 Yeah, baby, we're here!
00:24:04 - It's a palace.
00:24:09 Isn't this great?
00:24:12 Are you kidding me?
00:24:29 This just won't do.
00:25:03 Guys.
00:25:07 Check this out.
00:25:20 Will you idiots tell me
00:25:29 Don't touch me
00:25:31 ''Tantric?''
00:25:35 It's a Buddhist discipline.
00:25:36 You learn to channel
00:25:41 When you can do that, you can have sex
00:25:45 And this stuff's for real?
00:25:46 It's been around for centuries.
00:25:49 With tantra you can make
00:25:51 feel like one giant orgasm.
00:25:54 Eventually, you can sustain
00:25:58 - Maybe you can teach me sometime?
00:26:01 - True.
00:26:03 - You can't possibly be that bad.
00:26:06 No way.
00:26:08 I guess there's only one person
00:26:12 Oh, yeah?
00:26:28 Hey, are you here for
00:26:31 Guests go in the amphitheatre.
00:26:33 Do you know where I could find
00:26:35 Guests bring food.
00:26:38 a bear came, and then the bear
00:26:41 which means they shot it in the head
00:26:44 You must know Michele.
00:26:46 One, two, three, four.
00:27:06 That's a lot of flutes.
00:27:12 Good luck. Thanks.
00:27:14 Good job.
00:27:22 Jim. Holy potatoes!
00:27:25 You're really here?
00:27:28 Oh, shoot!
00:27:29 We're not supposed to
00:27:31 'cause this one time, here...
00:27:34 this kid had these cookies--
00:27:36 Let me guess. A bear came.
00:27:39 Cool.
00:27:40 It's like you know
00:27:44 Was that a question?
00:27:46 I don't know. Maybe.
00:27:48 Do you wanna answer it anyway?
00:27:52 I left you like--
00:27:56 Really?
00:27:57 You didn't think I was weird...
00:28:00 because of the way
00:28:02 Weird, no.
00:28:05 Surprising, yes.
00:28:07 I get nasty when I'm horny.
00:28:10 That's kind of why I'm here.
00:28:13 You remember,
00:28:17 Wow.Jeez.
00:28:20 How could I forget?
00:28:22 You sucked. You didn't know
00:28:25 But wasn't it fun even though
00:28:29 - I'm sorry. ''Terrible?''
00:28:34 Sorry.
00:28:35 I could give you
00:28:39 Really?
00:28:42 Shoot. Okay, wait here.
00:28:45 - Yeah.
00:28:47 Cool idea.
00:28:58 What are you doing?
00:29:02 You're all right. Here we go. You know
00:29:06 Everyone's supposed to be in
00:29:09 It's piss-poor to be this late.
00:29:12 You can tell by the tone of my voice
00:29:15 Here they are. Got him home.
00:29:17 Wait a minute.
00:29:21 Yeah, sure.
00:29:22 Petey!
00:29:24 All right. Well, always something
00:29:27 We are just so thrilled to have you.
00:29:31 But we are just so overjoyed...
00:29:33 to have someone
00:29:35 Here you go.
00:29:37 Look at this.
00:29:39 I know it's not yours...
00:29:41 but you are going to make
00:29:43 This is fantastic.
00:29:45 You just own this
00:30:06 What was he doing
00:30:08 Who knows?
00:30:09 I'll tell you something. I'm about
00:30:19 Kids, entertain yourselves.
00:30:22 No, no, no, Petey.
00:30:25 All right, all right.
00:30:30 Folks, he's just a little nervous.
00:30:34 This isn't right.
00:30:35 Just blow on it, kid.
00:30:37 Here we go.
00:30:50 Play! Do something.
00:31:03 Special, my ass.
00:31:05 Come on. Give the little guy
00:31:09 Come on, Petey.
00:31:14 Come on, honey.
00:31:16 Come on, Petey.
00:31:19 What the hell.
00:31:25 All right!
00:31:26 All right, Petey!
00:31:31 Rock and roll!
00:32:14 Thank you!
00:32:18 Thank you, Tall Oaks.
00:32:25 My name is Petey!
00:32:28 Thank you!
00:32:31 And I have gigantic balls!
00:32:50 Not now!
00:32:55 Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:58 - I wanna talk to you!
00:33:01 He is special.
00:33:04 He's my bitch.
00:33:08 Well, Michele has confirmed it.
00:33:10 - I suck.
00:33:14 I gotta get some practice.
00:33:16 Don't worry about it. I mean,
00:33:20 We plop a keg on the deck
00:33:24 It's like a hummingbird feeder.
00:33:27 - You think so?
00:33:30 Guaranteed hotties.
00:33:32 Fellas, nice pad.
00:33:34 Good view, but...
00:33:37 the Sherminator sensors detect
00:33:41 High likelihood of
00:33:45 The girls are coming.
00:33:49 The Sherminator's got a point, Kev.
00:33:52 Since when do you start listening
00:33:56 Since he made me realize
00:34:00 I mean, look around, dude.
00:34:03 All right,
00:34:05 Come on.
00:34:08 Hey, what's up?
00:34:10 You know, we're just trading
00:34:13 who hooked up with who,
00:34:15 So, Vicky?
00:34:17 Well, there was this one guy.
00:34:21 You know, there was
00:34:24 three.
00:34:25 Look at you.
00:34:29 All right, Oz. Now that Kevin
00:34:31 You haven't had the slightest bit
00:34:34 Don't you fuckin' say no.
00:34:38 Even if I did...
00:34:40 it wouldn't be anything more
00:34:43 Very uninteresting.
00:34:46 How about you, Jessica? How many chicks
00:34:49 Gee, wouldn't you like to know.
00:34:52 Fuck yeah, I would.
00:34:56 Come on, Ozzy.
00:34:57 Yeah, man. Ball.
00:34:59 - Hey, Vic, you wanna play?
00:35:08 Where are the fuckin' females?
00:35:10 Jim, can't you leave your shirt on?
00:35:15 Dude, give him a break.
00:35:18 Ozzy, go deep.
00:35:20 - Yeah, bro. You playing?
00:35:25 No, keep going.
00:35:27 - What are you doin'?
00:35:37 Are you okay?
00:35:40 - You okay?
00:35:50 Amazing.
00:35:54 The Force is strong
00:35:58 Whoa.
00:36:00 The Sherminator detects serious heat
00:36:04 Preparing to deploy beer.
00:36:09 Dude, let me give you a valuable
00:36:13 Drop the whole
00:36:14 Please repeat previous statement.
00:36:16 Look, I know your last name
00:36:19 And that rhymes
00:36:22 which was a big hit movie
00:36:24 But you can't tell me
00:36:28 System overload.
00:36:34 Freak.
00:36:37 Vic, hey, you guys are leaving?
00:36:40 You know, we barely had a chance
00:36:44 - What are you doing this weekend?
00:36:47 - Cool. Let's hang out.
00:36:49 - Bye, Kev.
00:36:55 No, no, that's all wrong.
00:36:58 Thank you.
00:37:01 - So what does he mean, ''meet up''?
00:37:04 grab lunch, whatever.
00:37:05 I told you, we're just friends now.
00:37:09 - I'm sure he understands quite well.
00:37:12 Oh, no, sir. These are all
00:37:18 Sure. Well, we're friends.
00:37:20 But it's not like I see her
00:37:23 I don't see her with a boyfriend.
00:37:28 Hey, Vicky only slept with
00:37:31 I mean, that like makes me 50%%
00:37:35 You dipshit.
00:37:37 She didn't sleep with one guy.
00:37:41 What?
00:37:42 When a girl tells you
00:37:44 multiply it by three
00:37:46 Didn't you fuckers
00:37:52 He did not sleep with three girls,
00:37:55 aren't gonna dance in here
00:37:57 between the afros
00:38:00 It's not gonna happen.
00:38:01 - Kevin did not sleep with three girls.
00:38:06 It's not a lie. It's an adjustment.
00:38:08 - The rule of what?
00:38:10 If a guy tells you how many girls he's
00:38:13 Take that number and divide it by three.
00:38:16 So, if Kevin's saying it's been three
00:38:20 - None?
00:38:23 It's an exact science,
00:38:27 Ozzy, I'm happy for you.
00:38:28 At least you've seen a nice bod
00:38:31 Keep your fantasies to yourself.
00:38:33 Dude, use your fuckin' brain.
00:38:35 ''I'm the American college chick.
00:38:39 Your European cultural shit
00:38:42 Hot Spanish guy.
00:38:45 Love your ding-dong.''
00:38:47 I'm tellin' you, right now there
00:38:51 - Knock it off.
00:39:12 Oh, my God!
00:39:16 Guys, check it out.
00:39:19 Lesbians.
00:39:21 Lesbians live here.
00:39:23 You know,
00:39:25 that it is possible for women
00:39:29 Friends can hold hands.
00:39:31 Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear
00:39:34 - Go jerk off.
00:39:37 Tantra teaches you to hold
00:39:40 in anticipation
00:39:42 to release it upon the world.
00:39:45 I'm filling up to the brim.
00:39:47 That's fucking disgusting!
00:39:58 Hey, Heather. You're in!
00:40:01 How's the studying going?
00:40:03 I'd hardly call it studying.
00:40:05 I've been going
00:40:07 hanging out
00:40:09 going with Pierre
00:40:11 - Who's Pierre?
00:40:14 He's got a girlfriend back in France, so
00:40:17 That sounds cool.
00:40:18 Yeah, I've overheard them
00:40:23 And, well, it made me think.
00:40:26 Hey, Oz, l'm reaching under my shirt
00:40:32 Oz, come on. It's phone sex.
00:40:35 Okay.
00:40:39 I'm going over to my bed.
00:40:43 and l'm lying down.
00:40:45 And I'm slowly...
00:40:48 reaching downstairs.
00:40:51 Grab it.
00:40:54 Listen, Heather,
00:40:57 If we can't be with each other,
00:41:01 - Right?
00:41:03 Okay, here we go.
00:41:08 And I'm rubbing it
00:41:10 And it feels so good.
00:41:12 - Yeah, me too.
00:41:15 I got--
00:41:16 Call waiting.
00:41:19 Shit. Hello?
00:41:23 Wrong number.
00:41:25 Hey. Hello. Wrong number.
00:41:29 All right, look, man. I got
00:41:32 and I'm trying to have sex
00:41:36 Good for you, man.
00:41:42 Sorry about that.
00:41:44 I think you were
00:41:47 Oh, yeah.
00:41:49 Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it
00:41:54 Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself.
00:41:58 Heather, baby.
00:42:01 Why don't you tell me my dick
00:42:03 Stifler, get off!
00:42:04 I am getting off just listening
00:42:08 - Keep going.
00:42:10 Yeah, all right.
00:42:13 - I love you.
00:42:16 - Nice talking with you, Steven.
00:42:21 Repressed.
00:42:32 Check it out.
00:42:33 Potential lesbians
00:42:43 All right.
00:42:45 I need confirmation.
00:42:48 Stifler. Hey, man,
00:42:50 Go get him.
00:42:52 You ass.
00:42:59 Shit, dude!
00:43:04 Big blue rubber dicks
00:43:08 - The people demand rubber dicks!
00:43:09 Dildo, dildo, dildo!
00:43:14 - What are you doing?
00:43:18 - Where'd you get this?
00:43:21 Shit! Guys, they're back.
00:43:25 Stall 'em!
00:43:28 Come on. Come on!
00:43:29 - Come on. Come on.
00:43:32 Danielle, Amber, hi.
00:43:35 Just needed the paper, huh?
00:43:40 - Which room?
00:43:43 - I'm in a lesbian stronghold.
00:43:46 - Why you asking me so many questions?
00:43:49 - Maybe.
00:43:52 Happy painting, boys.
00:43:56 You gotta get out of there.
00:43:58 Oh, shit, balls!
00:44:04 - Very original, Steven.
00:44:21 I can wear that
00:44:23 I love that one.
00:44:25 Help me zip, please.
00:44:30 - Did I show you my cute pink shoes?
00:44:34 They're getting naked.
00:44:39 - Cute.
00:44:48 Shit. She's de-pantsing.
00:44:50 Oh, man.
00:44:52 Wait. They can't hear us inside?
00:44:56 No, man.
00:44:59 This girl is so hot.
00:45:06 Two possible lesbians
00:45:08 Lesbians?
00:45:11 Did you say lesbians?
00:45:13 Hot lesbians!
00:45:18 - Don't touch me.
00:45:29 That better not have been
00:45:34 This is not gonna fit.
00:45:36 - Too big.
00:45:42 Johnny West is missing.
00:45:45 Maybe you kicked it
00:45:49 Okay, let me look.
00:45:51 Wait. Didn't you have it
00:45:53 Maybe.
00:45:58 Guys, get the hell
00:46:03 Come on!
00:46:04 - It's clear!
00:46:12 They're coming back.
00:46:19 I'm just so glad I found him.
00:46:22 I know.
00:46:26 Guys, we got nothin'
00:46:29 I just remembered, I got that dildo
00:46:35 Holy shit!
00:46:38 Oh, my God!
00:46:39 You could have asked me
00:46:43 Stop it.
00:46:46 - What the hell was that?
00:46:53 - No 9 11 .
00:46:55 - My God, it's the painting kids.
00:46:58 Okay, no, no, no.
00:47:00 - Look. Stifler did break in here.
00:47:04 But we just followed him in
00:47:08 I just wanted proof that you chicks
00:47:15 You wanna mess with 'em?
00:47:18 Yeah, it'll be fun.
00:47:19 Let's do it.
00:47:23 You guys like that?
00:47:32 Ozzy, stand by for confirmation.
00:47:37 That's a big 10-4
00:47:41 Sounds like your little friends
00:47:47 You won't be needing this.
00:47:51 Who wants me to touch Amber?
00:47:54 l do, l do.
00:47:56 - Who the hell is that?
00:47:58 This is John... Smith.
00:48:02 I'm turning off my radio now.
00:48:06 Okay.
00:48:10 Ass, baby.
00:48:17 That's nice.
00:48:21 I know.
00:48:26 Excuse me?
00:48:27 Yeah, I like that.
00:48:30 I got some painting
00:48:33 Jim, hold on.
00:48:36 - What?
00:48:38 And I would love
00:48:40 Bravo!
00:48:46 One finger on the cheek.
00:48:49 We want...
00:48:51 palm grasping.
00:48:54 That's too much.
00:48:56 You don't touch,
00:48:58 - Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it.
00:49:02 -Jesus Christ.
00:49:08 I'm touching his ass.
00:49:11 Red Leader,
00:49:13 l'm touching his ass.
00:49:16 Mommy!
00:49:18 You can go.
00:49:19 That really wasn't bad.
00:49:21 - I wanna go home.
00:49:25 Never mind.
00:49:28 Danielle is feeling my breasts.
00:49:33 No way, dude!
00:49:35 Her breasts are so luscious.
00:49:37 What a wonderful Christmas gift
00:49:39 My nipples are so hard.
00:49:42 I think I can fix these.
00:49:50 Sweet Jesus.
00:49:54 Your turn.
00:49:56 Oh, yeah!
00:49:58 No, no, no.
00:50:01 Him.
00:50:06 Kiss.
00:50:08 Dude, no.
00:50:10 - Wait. What?
00:50:13 We want more.
00:50:16 - You're gonna love it.
00:50:22 Okay, dude.
00:50:26 One, two...
00:50:29 three.
00:50:32 - That doesn't even count.
00:50:34 - That's how you kiss your mother.
00:50:36 Make it real.
00:50:39 we'll do anything you want.
00:50:42 Anything?
00:50:43 Anything.
00:50:47 - You better like it.
00:50:50 I wouldn't lie.
00:50:59 That is what I'm talking about.
00:51:01 Kev, you can look.
00:51:08 That's it.
00:51:10 Where's your tongue?
00:51:17 Good boys.
00:51:18 - Very good.
00:51:21 What? I wasn't trying!
00:51:23 That's not fair!
00:51:25 I wasn't trying there!
00:51:27 No judgment.
00:51:29 Wait a second.
00:51:31 - Fuck no!
00:51:35 - I kissed Jim!
00:51:38 - Ladies.
00:51:41 As you were.
00:51:44 - Here we go.
00:52:00 Them girls sound like the two
00:52:03 - Honey, come on. Food's ready.
00:52:15 I can't believe this.
00:52:20 - Oh, God.
00:52:23 Hello.
00:52:41 Okay, I think that's enough now.
00:52:43 - I want more.
00:52:48 We're gonna get more physical
00:52:54 - Hand jobs.
00:52:58 Hand jobs.
00:53:01 You do him.
00:53:05 I'm sorry?
00:53:06 - You go.
00:53:13 Don't be a wimp.
00:53:18 Okay. It's okay.
00:53:20 I know what I have to do.
00:53:23 I need to keep this party goin'.
00:53:26 I'm takin' one for the team.
00:53:29 Mother of God!
00:53:31 Come on, you pussies!
00:53:33 - I am not touching that.
00:53:35 Why can't you guys
00:53:38 I was the one doin'
00:53:44 And now for our devoted listeners,
00:53:50 Let me try that dildo.
00:53:55 Now, wait just a minute.
00:53:56 Stifler wanted to give
00:53:59 No. Stifler wanted one from us.
00:54:03 What? Bullshit.
00:54:05 He did.
00:54:07 Very horrible.
00:54:08 You guys, you wanna
00:54:11 Just watching the game, Kev.
00:54:13 I just wanna
00:54:16 We just did something together.
00:54:20 Ho, ho, ho.
00:54:23 Now, just so there's no confusion...
00:54:26 Santa Porn has just brought us
00:54:30 Here you go.
00:54:32 All right. Here.
00:54:34 And the Stifmeister's provided us
00:54:37 Whack away, Jim.
00:54:39 Does this stuff really
00:54:41 - Oh, yeah!
00:54:49 Stifmeister's palace of love--
00:54:51 straight love.
00:54:54 Oh, hey.
00:54:57 - How about you?
00:54:59 Silence.
00:55:00 I didn't really think you were gonna be
00:55:02 Yeah, you're more than welcome
00:55:04 Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks.
00:55:07 Okay, bye.
00:55:09 Stifler, was that--
00:55:14 She's coming.
00:55:20 Stifler's mom is coming here.
00:55:25 Efforts must be doubled.
00:55:28 ''Efforts must be doubled.''
00:55:32 Absolutely.
00:55:41 Jenny, where'd you put
00:55:43 - I think I shoved it in your box.
00:55:45 Bad man.
00:55:53 Jim, what are you
00:55:55 Well, I thought
00:55:57 You can't just
00:56:00 Loo, l need your help.
00:56:04 Nadia's coming back
00:56:08 I don't wanna be this awkward...
00:56:10 bumbling, nervous guy with her.
00:56:13 I don't wanna seem
00:56:14 Well, I know that feeling.
00:56:17 Spend your life playing
00:56:19 it doesn't exactly give you
00:56:23 - I think you're pretty cool.
00:56:30 Michele, why did you
00:56:34 I didn't ditch you.
00:56:38 Our date was over.
00:56:40 I mean, did you want some...
00:56:42 funky, weird,
00:56:46 It's not like I wanted you to pretend
00:56:50 Why would I pretend that?
00:56:52 Guys do that.
00:56:55 Yeah, well,
00:56:59 I know.
00:57:01 Okay, I'm gonna help you.
00:57:04 Really?
00:57:06 Yeah, I feel bad
00:57:09 even though you kind of did.
00:57:16 Let's just get started.
00:57:19 - Now, I'm a hot girl.
00:57:21 - Okay, what do you wanna do?
00:57:24 No, you dingbat.
00:57:26 You don't just go
00:57:29 You gotta preheat the oven
00:57:36 Kiss me, here.
00:57:43 Good. Okay, now...
00:57:45 the collarbone-- kiss.
00:57:51 Good, Jim.
00:57:54 You're making me wet.
00:57:55 Holy shit. Really?
00:57:57 No, I was just saying that
00:58:00 Of course.
00:58:22 Does direction matter,
00:58:26 Okay, Jim,
00:58:29 Your main problem is
00:58:34 Do I seem uptight
00:58:37 The biggest pointer
00:58:40 you have to feel comfortable
00:58:45 Stand up.
00:58:47 Stand up.
00:58:49 - Now, this is a fucked-up situation.
00:58:53 - We're skipping a few chapters.
00:58:55 This is good. This is good.
00:59:01 - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell.
00:59:04 You've got to control yourself
00:59:08 I haven't even touched you yet,
00:59:11 I'm sorry.
00:59:14 Right, right.
00:59:17 - Chairs.
00:59:22 Mastodons.
00:59:26 Cleaning my bathroom.
00:59:29 Dung beetles.
00:59:31 Okay. Now, don't freak out.
00:59:33 I'm gonna do something
00:59:36 Oh, that's cold!
00:59:39 I just shoved a trumpet in your ass.
00:59:42 Okay, I think you've just
00:59:55 Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then.
01:00:04 Pointer-- less tongue.
01:00:24 - What is it? A guest book?
01:00:27 ''Best thing was the blow-out
01:00:30 - There he is.
01:00:32 August '93.''
01:00:35 Yeah, his cottage was
01:00:37 Guys, this is what
01:00:40 - Something we'll always remember.
01:00:43 Absolutely.
01:00:46 - You go fish.
01:00:53 Gin.
01:01:43 What the fuck?
01:02:22 ''Dear Jim.
01:02:25 Chicago is beautiful,
01:02:29 I'm counting the days.
01:02:35 Well, I wish
01:03:04 - Have you been dirty?
01:03:09 Do you want me to clean you?
01:03:11 ''Apply a few drops
01:03:15 All right.
01:03:21 I that a loofah,
01:03:24 What the hell.
01:03:44 Shit.
01:03:50 God!
01:03:52 I been missin' out.
01:04:12 Oh, shit!
01:04:19 Shit!
01:04:26 - Everybody okay?
01:04:29 I'm fine.
01:04:31 Shut the fuck up or I'll break down
01:04:33 No, don't come in here. I'm fine.
01:04:37 - You sure?
01:04:39 - 'Night.
01:04:54 Oh, shit!
01:05:20 - Poison control.
01:05:26 Yeah, I kind of...
01:05:29 Super Glued myself...
01:05:30 to myself.
01:05:34 No, no!
01:05:36 Don't send an ambulance.
01:05:38 Look, is there anything, you know,
01:05:45 Paint thinner.
01:06:41 Shit.
01:06:49 Don't move!
01:06:51 Hands where we can see 'em!
01:06:54 Both hands!
01:06:58 I can't! I can't!
01:07:00 I'm glued!
01:07:03 Sorry.
01:07:04 Relax your hands.
01:07:07 I'll take it from here, okay?
01:07:10 Don't worry, Jimbo.
01:07:12 Jim, this happens
01:07:19 Left foot first.
01:07:22 - Watch your head.
01:07:27 Excuse me, sir.
01:07:30 Fuck, no!
01:07:32 Okay, sir, you're just gonna have
01:07:42 This summer's
01:07:59 Mucilage is dangerous territory...
01:08:02 and I would think
01:08:07 would have a warning
01:08:11 I thought it was a lubricant.
01:08:15 I was trying to use lubricant.
01:08:24 Son, couldn't you have left
01:08:28 Excuse me?
01:08:30 Well, that kind of material
01:08:33 Oh, well, we're sorry.
01:08:38 But, you see,
01:08:41 because he's having
01:08:44 Thanks, Dad.
01:08:45 Your opinion of his taste
01:08:48 is not a priority, lady.
01:08:52 It's at the bottom
01:08:57 Thank you. Okay?
01:08:59 My son...
01:09:01 is sitting here right now...
01:09:03 with his hand
01:09:07 But that doesn't mean
01:09:09 Because you don't have a penis!
01:09:11 - Or maybe you do!
01:09:13 Sorry. I'm sorry.
01:09:15 You know, it just bugs me
01:09:20 You know, they speak.
01:09:28 - How you doin', son?
01:09:34 Boy, that doesn't look
01:09:36 Good job, Doctor.
01:09:38 The swelling should subside
01:09:42 Eight or nine--
01:09:45 Beach party's in a week.
01:09:51 Doctor, my son has
01:09:55 and there's a young lady coming...
01:09:57 that he's been waiting to--
01:10:01 he's been waiting to get with.
01:10:03 I'd tell your son to keep
01:10:06 Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be
01:10:10 But if his pants...
01:10:13 decide to come off
01:10:15 could he have
01:10:20 penis?
01:10:21 Okay.
01:10:26 This should shave
01:10:28 Oh, good.
01:10:30 Thank you, Doctor.
01:10:32 Jim...
01:10:35 that's good news.
01:10:38 This has been a good-news day, son.
01:10:41 Little chilly out there.
01:10:45 Well, here we are.
01:10:48 You know, Jim...
01:10:50 I think we should keep your mother
01:10:53 I think the whole glue thing
01:10:57 I don't know how I get myself
01:11:04 But thanks for understanding.
01:11:06 You've been really cool.
01:11:08 I mean, between this and...
01:11:10 you know--
01:11:14 You know, you may be
01:11:18 or Jimbodinny to these guys
01:11:21 I want you to know
01:11:24 who still remember where
01:11:29 We're awful proud of you, son.
01:11:32 Thanks, Dad.
01:11:35 Don't forget your penis cream.
01:11:56 That was it.
01:11:58 Right there.
01:12:02 The fiicus, the water--
01:12:06 One more stimulant,
01:12:10 Finch, stay the fuck
01:12:14 That's a jizz-free fiicus.
01:12:18 There he is. Morning, Jimbo.
01:12:22 Oh, very colourful.
01:12:28 You're the only guy I know
01:12:35 Casa de Stifler.
01:12:41 You're here now?
01:12:44 You know, if you want to
01:12:47 Okay, then.
01:12:52 - Hey, Stifler, was that--
01:12:58 She's here.
01:13:01 My lady has arrived.
01:13:06 - I gotta prepare.
01:13:09 - Great. Stifler's mom is here?
01:13:15 Not unless Stifler's mom
01:13:17 Moped?
01:13:22 Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.
01:13:25 - That's Stifler's little brother.
01:13:29 Pussy, man.
01:13:31 Take a number.
01:13:33 Gentlemen, why all the noise?
01:13:36 - What is that?
01:13:39 - Are you wearing a dress?
01:13:44 Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
01:13:46 - That's your brother?
01:13:51 My lady's not coming.
01:13:55 So my entire stockpile
01:14:00 and I look ridiculous!
01:14:03 Excuse me.
01:14:10 - That didn't look too good.
01:14:12 - Let's go find your room.
01:14:20 I can't believe
01:14:22 That only took, what, six weeks?
01:14:25 So, are you alone too?
01:14:28 - Yep.
01:14:31 I'm all alone.
01:14:34 Guess what I had in mind?
01:14:40 Hey, Marco,
01:14:43 - What the hell's going on over there?
01:14:47 It's just my flatmates.
01:14:49 I guess this is kind of
01:14:51 - Yeah, I guess so.
01:14:53 - I can't wait.
01:14:55 Bye-bye.
01:15:01 - Surprise!
01:15:04 You're here? You're here.
01:15:07 Jim, I got so tired
01:15:09 But you're-- you're early.
01:15:12 Okay.
01:15:15 - I will leave.
01:15:18 No.
01:15:21 Don't leave.
01:15:27 It's just,
01:15:30 I mean, the party won't be
01:15:36 I can stay here until then?
01:15:38 Yeah.
01:15:41 I'm gonna be right back.
01:15:43 - Okay.
01:15:46 who's in my room.
01:15:50 all right, I’ve got a plan.
01:15:52 Okay.
01:15:55 and you say...
01:15:56 ''Hello, this is Michele,
01:15:59 And obviously, Nadia won't
01:16:02 And then we break up
01:16:06 And you're all healed
01:16:09 - You're evil.
01:16:12 I'm like Cupid.
01:16:14 And I know how
01:16:16 This is gonna be fun.
01:16:18 I'm sorry I didn't
01:16:20 but we just started seeing
01:16:25 But I'd really love it
01:16:28 I think you should stay
01:16:31 Good for you, Jim.
01:16:35 That's great--
01:16:38 She just loves my nipples.
01:18:10 - Oh, my God.
01:18:13 No.
01:18:14 I'm fine.
01:18:16 I might have to
01:18:22 What's the big deal
01:18:25 I mean, okay...
01:18:26 so she's 50,000 times hotter
01:18:30 but come on, it's just sex.
01:18:33 Oh, no.
01:18:34 You saw the thing on the Internet.
01:18:37 Did it look like I might have had...
01:18:39 a slight interest in Nadia then?
01:18:43 Add another year to that.
01:18:45 Okay.
01:18:47 Hey, why don't you bring Nadia
01:18:51 It'll be a cool date.
01:18:53 We'll see how things go.
01:19:00 Michele, you have been great.
01:19:04 Thank you.
01:19:06 Anytime.
01:19:14 Come on.
01:19:19 You ready to break up?
01:19:21 You big, stupid dummy!
01:19:23 Theatre is so cool!
01:19:25 I don't care if you are the best lay
01:19:29 - I hate your guts anyway.
01:19:32 And I don't care if you did give me
01:19:37 because you smell really bad.
01:19:41 I smell really bad!
01:19:43 Because we've been having
01:19:46 and I haven't showered,
01:19:51 So, don't you go being all
01:19:55 because I am now impervious...
01:19:58 to your unrelenting machismo
01:20:02 And that includes fucking me
01:20:13 We had something special.
01:20:55 Vicki. Hey.
01:20:57 I'm so glad you came.
01:21:00 Can I help you?
01:21:03 - Kevin.
01:21:04 That's my date.
01:21:21 You saved them all.
01:21:23 How sweet.
01:21:25 You don't think I'm a dork?
01:21:30 Whatever you are, Jim,
01:21:36 Kevin left.
01:21:38 Kevin left?
01:21:41 Just wandered down the beach.
01:21:46 You okay, Kev?
01:21:51 Wanna tell us what's up?
01:21:55 Wanna feel Finch's ass?
01:22:00 No, I went to say hi to Vicky...
01:22:04 and she was there with a date.
01:22:06 You hooked up with three girls
01:22:09 Rule of three, Oz.
01:22:17 I guess I was living in the past--
01:22:20 and be with Vicky,
01:22:22 You remember
01:22:25 You know, we made
01:22:28 I guess I never took it.
01:22:33 My brother said that by the end
01:22:36 And I see it.
01:22:38 No matter what, times change
01:22:42 The problem is,
01:22:45 You know, Kevin,
01:22:47 I've been obsessed
01:22:50 I can't have a real future with...
01:22:52 other than a very kinky,
01:22:57 I got to find a new goddess.
01:23:01 It's gonna take patience,
01:23:04 - You kinda get used to it, though, huh?
01:23:11 Look, Kev, different does not
01:23:15 As a matter of fact,
01:23:18 Or am I gonna have to drag your ass
01:23:22 I'll walk.
01:23:39 You know,
01:23:43 - Oh, you're sweet.
01:23:47 - Oh. Thanks.
01:23:50 - Wanna fuck?
01:23:53 Come on, baby.
01:23:56 - I think you better--
01:23:59 Wow. You know,
01:24:02 Come here, dude.
01:24:06 You're ruining my mojo.
01:24:09 It takes years to develop
01:24:11 Come on, man!
01:24:15 - Hey, Pop Tart.
01:24:16 Excuse him. Come here.
01:24:20 Go out in the driveway.
01:24:23 All right.
01:24:34 Gentlemen,
01:24:41 Guys, if you'll excuse me,
01:24:44 Good luck.
01:24:49 So what was this year like for you?
01:24:51 Did you miss high school?
01:24:53 Well, no.
01:24:55 When you travel as much as I do,
01:25:00 But I have great memories.
01:25:06 - Wow, can we go in there?
01:25:12 Yes.
01:25:14 Yes, we can.
01:25:16 How romantic.
01:25:20 Jim, come on.
01:25:37 It's beautiful!
01:25:41 Cool!
01:25:45 Jim, I have told you
01:25:49 What are yours?
01:25:56 You.
01:25:57 You have not changed.
01:26:04 Jim, relax.
01:26:07 We are just, how do you say,
01:26:12 Actually,
01:26:14 What do you mean?
01:26:16 Well, this one time
01:26:25 Holy shit!
01:26:28 What? Tell me.
01:26:31 Well, this one time at band camp...
01:26:36 I got stuck playing this trombone.
01:26:38 And I can't play anything at all.
01:26:41 And everyone thought
01:26:43 but I didn't know what to think,
01:26:45 and I didn't know
01:26:48 It was so funny!
01:26:51 - I gotta go.
01:26:56 Please don't take this
01:26:58 but you're--
01:27:01 you're everything
01:27:04 And as much as I may really...
01:27:07 really regret
01:27:12 there's somebody else
01:27:14 You want the band geek?
01:27:17 Nadia...
01:27:19 I am a band geek.
01:27:22 I just never joined the band.
01:27:29 You go get your geek.
01:27:33 Someday I will find mine.
01:27:53 Hey. Kevin Myers.
01:27:56 Hi.
01:27:58 It's okay, man.
01:28:01 - Can you give us a sec?
01:28:05 Look, you don't have to do this.
01:28:07 Maybe I was being selfish...
01:28:10 in wanting to be your friend.
01:28:13 Maybe it's just not gonna work.
01:28:16 I would much rather have you as a friend
01:28:32 Party on!
01:28:39 - From the lighthouse all the way--
01:28:49 What are you doing here?
01:28:51 I was gonna pick you up
01:28:53 I took an earlier flight,
01:28:55 - Yeah, you did.
01:28:59 We'll get used to it.
01:29:02 Come on. I wanna hear all about it.
01:29:06 Steve, this cop-watch
01:29:08 Hello?
01:29:11 Man, this sucks.
01:29:14 Who is it out there?
01:29:19 It's the Stifmeister, baby.
01:29:21 I that so?
01:29:27 Life's a bitch, isn't it?
01:29:32 It's all right.
01:29:35 I'm used to girls ignoring me.
01:29:37 Or making fun of me.
01:29:39 ''Come on, Sherman.
01:29:43 Like the movie.
01:29:46 I get it, okay?
01:29:50 Maybe I am a geek.
01:29:51 Whatever.
01:29:56 Yes! Yes, you are!
01:30:01 All right.
01:30:04 I am the Sherminator.
01:30:08 A sophisticated sex robot
01:30:11 to change the future
01:30:15 I am lucky lady?
01:30:17 That's right, Nadia.
01:30:19 You've been targeted
01:30:21 Come with me
01:30:27 Help!
01:30:32 - Fuck me, geek!
01:30:35 No fuckin' way!
01:30:43 - Forget it.
01:31:01 Cheers, bud.
01:31:08 Hey, Steve, look what I found.
01:31:11 - Dude, don't touch the shirt.
01:31:16 - Hi.
01:31:18 Brilliant.
01:31:22 Good luck trying to break
01:31:24 - Lesbians?
01:31:33 - What?
01:31:39 Oh, man.
01:31:42 I will do anything-- anything--
01:31:46 Okay? I'll grab
01:31:50 I'll caress it, even.
01:31:53 Oh, yeah.
01:31:55 It's true. I'll kiss everybody here.
01:32:00 Because I am comfortable
01:32:04 Oh, yeah.
01:32:07 At least have a drink
01:32:11 - All right.
01:32:15 All right.
01:32:19 You truly are a Stifmeister.
01:32:21 - Welcome back to the party.
01:32:25 - Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
01:32:28 One time at this party,
01:32:33 Thank you. Thank you.
01:32:35 Our next soloist
01:33:06 Petey?
01:33:12 This kid is killing me.
01:33:16 - You suck, retard.
01:33:19 I'm a very special boy.
01:33:37 How's this
01:33:50 Come on, guys.
01:34:21 That untalented bastard.
01:35:03 - Good for them.
01:35:08 - Wanna dance?
01:35:11 We'll be back.
01:35:56 You know, there's only one word
01:35:59 - Bitchin'.
01:36:03 Am I gonna have a hangover?
01:36:12 Later.
01:36:14 - Good-bye.
01:36:16 - Let's go to our page.
01:36:19 This party was crazy!
01:36:22 - You drank him under the table.
01:37:02 - Best summer ever, huh, fellas?
01:37:05 - Sorry things didn't work out for you.
01:37:09 I have all the time in the world.
01:37:12 So, are we gonna
01:37:14 - Hell, yeah, we are.
01:37:16 Well, we're gonna try.
01:37:28 - That's a sweet car.
01:37:37 - Stifler's mom.
01:37:39 How did you know I was here?
01:37:41 I called a couple of weeks ago.
01:37:43 Didn't Steven tell you that
01:37:46 I guess it slipped his mind.
01:37:50 What's your name?
01:37:54 Jeanine.
01:37:58 Okay, well...
01:38:00 I've been thinking, and,
01:38:03 There's a whole world out there.
01:38:07 -Just can't be.
01:38:12 Good.
01:38:17 - You want to get it on?
01:38:24 See you guys later.
01:38:26 Where are you goin', man?
01:38:28 Give me, like, three days.
01:38:34 Wait, was that who I think--
01:38:36 - No.
01:38:38 - I think it was.
01:38:44 Who the hell was that?
01:38:46 That was--
01:38:47 That was-- Someone was lost.
01:38:49 - Lookin' for the lake.
01:38:53 What a dumb ass.
01:39:01 Incredible.
01:39:05 What are you worried about?
01:39:07 Everything in. Let's go.
01:39:10 Yeah, I do.
01:39:13 - I have a girlfriend now.
01:39:15 - She's my girlfriend.
01:39:18 Let's go! Let's go!
01:39:20 - Where's Shitbreak?
01:39:21 - Took the bus.
01:39:23 Wait a second.
01:39:25 Who the fuck was in that car?
01:39:34 Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
01:39:37 Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine.
01:39:40 Call me Stifler's mom.
01:39:44 Oh, Stifler's mom!
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