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La Zizanie The Spat
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THE SPAT |
| 00:02:27 |
DAUBRAY -LACAZE |
| 00:03:24 |
Bernadette, are you asleep? |
| 00:03:40 |
Did you hear that? |
| 00:03:43 |
A spy. I'm certain. |
| 00:03:50 |
I saw him. |
| 00:03:54 |
Let's go. |
| 00:04:05 |
Go on. |
| 00:04:12 |
Not through there, through there. |
| 00:04:21 |
Oh, it's the cat. |
| 00:04:53 |
Open up. It's me. |
| 00:04:57 |
Open up. Open up. |
| 00:05:01 |
Yes, the idiot. |
| 00:05:07 |
What are you doing there? |
| 00:05:11 |
Better cover yourself. |
| 00:05:14 |
Yes, you, but it was too late. |
| 00:05:21 |
He's a fool. A fool. |
| 00:05:32 |
I don't want it. |
| 00:05:34 |
Doctor's orders. |
| 00:05:35 |
Why? |
| 00:05:39 |
Swallow this. -No. |
| 00:05:55 |
Bernadette... |
| 00:05:58 |
I've been your wife as a girl |
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I admire you and I love you, |
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I can't sleep. |
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One worker, two workers... |
| 00:06:14 |
...three workers, four workers... |
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...five workers... |
| 00:06:25 |
It has to smoke more. |
| 00:06:29 |
Why? |
| 00:06:32 |
The little one. |
| 00:06:47 |
No, no, that one's mine. |
| 00:06:55 |
The neighbours will be happy. |
| 00:06:58 |
I don't care. |
| 00:07:08 |
Leave Arthur in peace. |
| 00:07:11 |
Here. In front of you. |
| 00:07:16 |
The lunch! |
| 00:07:19 |
But there's 12 of them. |
| 00:07:28 |
Where's the fog gun? |
| 00:07:33 |
They'll fire in half an hour. |
| 00:07:37 |
We'll wave a white handkerchief. |
| 00:07:45 |
Come with me. |
| 00:07:51 |
Did you get me the sole and the pollack? |
| 00:07:55 |
What's the recipe called? |
| 00:07:58 |
I don't know that. |
| 00:08:02 |
With cider vinegar and soy. |
| 00:08:06 |
I'm sure that's your husband again. |
| 00:08:16 |
My Japanese buyers. Look. |
| 00:08:25 |
I know this road. |
| 00:08:36 |
I'm here. |
| 00:08:40 |
They're Japanese. |
| 00:08:43 |
Excuse us. We're lost. |
| 00:08:47 |
He's there. |
| 00:08:50 |
Mr. President! Mr. President! |
| 00:08:56 |
Give me your hand. |
| 00:08:59 |
I can't. My suit. |
| 00:09:03 |
Sir! That's not the president. |
| 00:09:07 |
Mr. President, wait. |
| 00:09:12 |
I'm Mr. Daubray-Lacaze. |
| 00:09:16 |
Hichumacho. |
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This is the famous CX22... |
| 00:09:29 |
...for which you made the trip. |
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No pictures. No pictures! |
| 00:09:42 |
No pictures. |
| 00:09:49 |
No pictures. |
| 00:09:53 |
What were you doing? |
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Photo finished. |
| 00:10:13 |
My CX22 cleans up all noxious fumes... |
| 00:10:17 |
...dust, mist, noxious particles... |
| 00:10:21 |
...exhaust fumes... all the pollution... |
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...that we inhale in the cities. |
| 00:10:29 |
It does this within an area of 4 km. |
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Let's give a demonstration. |
| 00:10:56 |
There we are! |
| 00:11:00 |
The president asks where all the fumes go. |
| 00:11:15 |
What's he saying? |
| 00:11:21 |
What's he saying? |
| 00:11:23 |
The president wants to buy. |
| 00:11:29 |
What's that? |
| 00:11:30 |
Windmill with accumulator. |
| 00:11:41 |
I use the accumulator. Breathe. |
| 00:11:57 |
In the morning, you put it in the window. |
| 00:12:01 |
And in the evening, you have electricity |
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To my office! |
| 00:12:11 |
Solar oven. |
| 00:12:33 |
He's buying. |
| 00:12:38 |
And that? |
| 00:12:42 |
I was really young. |
| 00:12:45 |
And I made it all. |
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He wants to buy. |
| 00:12:59 |
Mr. President, for how |
| 00:13:05 |
100? |
| 00:13:07 |
300? |
| 00:13:12 |
3000. |
| 00:13:18 |
3000... the contract. |
| 00:13:35 |
Contract. |
| 00:13:38 |
A pen, please. |
| 00:13:55 |
Oso disi doso. |
| 00:14:11 |
Sit down, gentlemen. |
| 00:14:18 |
Mr. President, please sign here. |
| 00:14:29 |
The president will sign... |
| 00:14:32 |
...the contract after lunch. |
| 00:14:45 |
French cuisine's excellent. |
| 00:14:54 |
No, not that. |
| 00:14:58 |
What? |
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But Guillaume, the culinary arts... |
| 00:15:19 |
The shot of calvados |
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Much like hara-kiri is an old |
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Calvados... head back! |
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Attention. |
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Calvados! |
| 00:16:02 |
That hurts. |
| 00:16:06 |
But immediately after... |
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Calvados... heads back! |
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Bottoms up! |
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Calvados... heads back! |
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Bottoms up! |
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And now sign. |
| 00:17:08 |
Calvados! |
| 00:17:16 |
No, now the cheque. |
| 00:17:25 |
No, with this. |
| 00:17:29 |
How much? |
| 00:17:38 |
Zero. |
| 00:17:43 |
Zero. |
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3...4...5...6... |
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And sign, please. |
| 00:18:00 |
Oh, marvellous! |
| 00:18:03 |
Oh, thank you! |
| 00:18:09 |
It's over. Finished. |
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Old French custom. The plane to |
| 00:18:40 |
That's so pretty. |
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What's it called? |
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Ah! 3000! |
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I have to deliver 3000 CX22s in 3 months. |
| 00:18:59 |
It's been signed. |
| 00:19:05 |
We have to expand. |
| 00:19:09 |
There's the land of the Count De Morton. |
| 00:19:13 |
You beat him three times in the elections |
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But she's not dead yet. |
| 00:19:22 |
There's that piece of land. |
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So it depends on the prefect. |
| 00:19:30 |
I'll go see him tomorrow. |
| 00:19:33 |
...for a prefect? |
| 00:19:37 |
It looks sad enough. |
| 00:19:40 |
You should be able to do that by now. |
| 00:19:44 |
Will you be nice to the prefect? |
| 00:19:57 |
Good day, my friends. |
| 00:20:08 |
How is Mr. Daubray-Lacaze? |
| 00:20:12 |
My wife's doing fine as well. |
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I wanted to ask you. Which disease |
| 00:20:19 |
... an injection every morning? |
| 00:20:36 |
There. |
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Perfectly natural manure. |
| 00:21:03 |
Dear friend. |
| 00:21:08 |
You're so nice. |
| 00:21:14 |
Which disease did you come up |
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Oh, Bernadette. |
| 00:21:22 |
Did you see your factory's chimney? |
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I know. Guillaume has |
| 00:21:30 |
So have my members? |
| 00:21:34 |
No. You know that I'm the president |
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Ah, yes, excuse me. |
| 00:21:40 |
You should tell him to calm down. |
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He just signed a great contract. |
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I think it's great. |
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If you'd want... |
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I'm faithful. |
| 00:21:59 |
And a man like Guillaume needs more than |
| 00:22:03 |
Or surveillance. |
| 00:22:07 |
Careful. It's a carnivore. And venomous. |
| 00:22:16 |
The local elections will |
| 00:22:20 |
I plan to run against your husband. |
| 00:22:24 |
That would be a mistake. |
| 00:22:28 |
I'm on good terms with the majority. |
| 00:22:32 |
Always laws and counter-laws. |
| 00:22:36 |
He is the opposition. |
| 00:22:40 |
Don't worry. I'll be very gentle. |
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I'm sorry. |
| 00:23:03 |
Mr. Prefect is waiting for you, sir. |
| 00:23:08 |
Mr. Prefect. Mr. Daubray-Lacaze. |
| 00:23:12 |
Sir. |
| 00:23:16 |
We'll continue playing while we talk. |
| 00:23:20 |
They touched. It made contact. |
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What brings you here? |
| 00:23:30 |
They ordered 3000 of my CX22s. |
| 00:23:34 |
You know how small my factory is. |
| 00:23:38 |
How? |
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... a piece of land that |
| 00:23:45 |
Rent it out to me. |
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You haven't had any good press, lately. |
| 00:23:52 |
We have to take that into account. |
| 00:23:56 |
It's impossible. |
| 00:23:58 |
Yes. |
| 00:24:00 |
I'm afraid so. |
| 00:24:04 |
Alright. |
| 00:24:17 |
That's a point. Did you see? |
| 00:24:25 |
What are you doing? |
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I'm playing billiards. |
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Both again. |
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Excuse me. |
| 00:25:17 |
Excuse me. |
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Another one. Thank you. |
| 00:26:23 |
Mr. Prefect, about the land... |
| 00:26:27 |
No. |
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No. |
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It's your turn now. |
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The chairman of the bank is waiting. |
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The chairman of the bank is |
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The chairman of the bank. |
| 00:27:10 |
Can I sit down. |
| 00:27:14 |
May I insist... |
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Yes. |
| 00:27:21 |
You know, the board |
| 00:27:26 |
Turn around. |
| 00:27:29 |
All the more reason. |
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Cover your ears. |
| 00:27:40 |
Cover your ears. |
| 00:27:46 |
Better than that. |
| 00:27:59 |
Look. What's that? |
| 00:28:03 |
A cheque. But in which currency? |
| 00:28:07 |
The strongest currency in the world. |
| 00:28:11 |
Come in. |
| 00:28:14 |
My cheque, my cheque! |
| 00:28:25 |
Don't touch it. |
| 00:28:29 |
I forbid you to |
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Back to work! |
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Hands off! |
| 00:28:44 |
Alright, back to work. |
| 00:28:48 |
Go get it. Go get it! |
| 00:29:02 |
I've got it. |
| 00:29:06 |
My cheque! |
| 00:29:16 |
Sign it, please. |
| 00:29:22 |
Bernadette, we have an urgent problem. |
| 00:29:26 |
What is it, my darling? |
| 00:29:29 |
Well, here's the bed. |
| 00:29:33 |
I hired 75 workers today. |
| 00:29:39 |
Tomorrow, the new machines |
| 00:29:43 |
Another one. Careful. |
| 00:29:47 |
And there's room behind the house. |
| 00:29:51 |
Your vegetable garden. |
| 00:29:53 |
200 square metres. |
| 00:29:56 |
Last autumn, I planted |
| 00:30:00 |
And in February, I'll plant onions. |
| 00:30:05 |
Economic expansion, fine. |
| 00:30:09 |
But the rest, never. |
| 00:30:12 |
Never. |
| 00:30:38 |
Let me through. |
| 00:30:46 |
How many did you hire? |
| 00:30:50 |
Wait. What's 7 + 7? |
| 00:30:55 |
15. |
| 00:30:58 |
Yes, nowadays it is. |
| 00:31:02 |
Why are these machines standing in the rain? |
| 00:31:06 |
We need more room. |
| 00:31:12 |
We'll be 400 square metres short. |
| 00:31:16 |
I'll find something. Follow me. |
| 00:31:20 |
...so, re, do, la, do, mi, la, si... |
| 00:31:24 |
...mi, do, si, la, mi, re, mi. |
| 00:31:35 |
For the time being... |
| 00:31:39 |
...put a little machine here. |
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Go ahead. |
| 00:31:59 |
Start over. |
| 00:32:19 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:32:24 |
I'm working. |
| 00:32:27 |
Who told you to go here. |
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Lift it. |
| 00:32:39 |
You tricked me. |
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Yes, you did. |
| 00:32:45 |
... I never cheated on you in 23 years. |
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It's taking over the house. |
| 00:32:53 |
...3000 CX22s in 3 months. |
| 00:32:57 |
But I need to find room on our property. |
| 00:33:01 |
Put it in the greenhouse. |
| 00:33:05 |
It'll be so quiet. |
| 00:33:29 |
Alright. 1, 2, 3. |
| 00:34:26 |
B flat! |
| 00:34:29 |
Where do we put the machine? |
| 00:34:33 |
Up there? |
| 00:34:37 |
Take it up, guys. |
| 00:34:45 |
That's enough for now. |
| 00:34:49 |
Let's go, let's go. |
| 00:35:05 |
That's it. |
| 00:35:30 |
Darling. |
| 00:35:32 |
I'm going to bed. |
| 00:35:35 |
I had a sandwich. |
| 00:36:26 |
We have to produce. |
| 00:36:30 |
In the night? |
| 00:36:33 |
Around the clock. |
| 00:36:37 |
I'll get undressed. |
| 00:37:00 |
I never saw the boss in pyjamas. |
| 00:37:34 |
Are you asleep, darling? |
| 00:37:44 |
Can't you be a bit less loud? |
| 00:37:48 |
Keep it a bit quiet. |
| 00:37:52 |
Sleep, darling. |
| 00:38:32 |
What's that? |
| 00:38:35 |
Yes, but they go in the ears. |
| 00:39:19 |
What's that? Ah... |
| 00:39:23 |
Did you sleep well? |
| 00:39:28 |
To work! |
| 00:39:31 |
How are things going? -We have a |
| 00:39:34 |
Storage. |
| 00:39:37 |
The CX22. We need a place to store them. |
| 00:39:43 |
That's crazy. |
| 00:39:47 |
I'm going to find room. |
| 00:40:00 |
Close it. |
| 00:40:09 |
Make a hole in the wall. |
| 00:40:14 |
Make a hole in the wall. |
| 00:40:25 |
Put the hose in the hole. |
| 00:40:34 |
Now open it. |
| 00:40:45 |
Oh dear. Poor girl. |
| 00:40:50 |
Sir, they're waiting for you. |
| 00:40:54 |
I don't have time for that. |
| 00:40:58 |
Indeed. Let's go. |
| 00:41:01 |
Madam, 2 ladies to see you. |
| 00:41:05 |
I wouldn't dare. |
| 00:41:13 |
Come in. |
| 00:41:17 |
Did you find it in Paris? |
| 00:41:23 |
That way. |
| 00:41:27 |
What an idea. |
| 00:41:32 |
Sensational. |
| 00:41:34 |
It's for a Japanese order. |
| 00:41:40 |
Straight ahead. |
| 00:41:46 |
We're safe. |
| 00:41:53 |
Guillaume will never touch my greenhouse |
| 00:41:56 |
What a great spot. |
| 00:42:03 |
Do you still get manure from the doctor? |
| 00:42:08 |
You're lucky. 2 years ago it was me. |
| 00:42:16 |
It's kind of a rustic perfume. |
| 00:42:20 |
Smells of petrol. |
| 00:42:24 |
That smell must come |
| 00:42:32 |
My vegetables! |
| 00:42:38 |
Look. Look. |
| 00:42:52 |
Look at my tomatoes! |
| 00:43:03 |
My lettuce... |
| 00:43:06 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:43:13 |
Article 212 man and wife will be |
| 00:43:19 |
They provide their children with an |
| 00:43:23 |
Gentlemen, all 3 of you... |
| 00:43:26 |
...do you take these ladies as |
| 00:43:30 |
...will you vote for me? |
| 00:43:36 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:39 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:42 |
Ladies, do you take these |
| 00:43:47 |
...will you vote for me? |
| 00:43:49 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:58 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:01 |
I declare you men and wives. |
| 00:44:05 |
Gentlemen, look after |
| 00:44:09 |
Never betray their trust. |
| 00:44:13 |
...delicate, fragile. |
| 00:44:17 |
...is a little secret garden. |
| 00:44:25 |
Bravo! |
| 00:44:28 |
My vegetable garden. |
| 00:44:31 |
A leak. And I'm sure |
| 00:44:35 |
How can you think that? |
| 00:44:39 |
In 23 years, I've |
| 00:44:43 |
And all this on our wedding anniversary. |
| 00:44:47 |
Exactly what I was |
| 00:44:51 |
Tonight we'll be together. |
| 00:44:55 |
Champagne, caviar, Mozart. |
| 00:45:18 |
23 years of marriage. |
| 00:45:22 |
What did you say? |
| 00:45:26 |
Do you remember |
| 00:45:30 |
The first time we met! |
| 00:45:35 |
The lagoon. -What? |
| 00:45:39 |
The silence. -What? |
| 00:45:42 |
Ah the silence. The silence. |
| 00:45:48 |
You were jealous of the gondolier. |
| 00:45:51 |
The gondolier. |
| 00:45:55 |
Ah, the gondolier. |
| 00:46:01 |
Our first fight at St. Mark's Square. |
| 00:46:05 |
St. Mark's Square. |
| 00:46:11 |
Why didn't they do this somewhere else? |
| 00:46:15 |
...their anniversary at home. |
| 00:47:02 |
Happy? |
| 00:47:05 |
No. Operate that lever |
| 00:47:13 |
Use the fork with your left hand. |
| 00:47:52 |
This can't be true. |
| 00:48:41 |
A wish. You must |
| 00:48:46 |
Leave everything and move to |
| 00:48:51 |
...sheep, wool and you. |
| 00:48:59 |
And you? Tell me. |
| 00:49:03 |
Another place, |
| 00:49:08 |
No, no. It's only a wish. |
| 00:49:28 |
There's something small I have to do. |
| 00:49:32 |
5 minutes. Excuse me. 5 minutes. |
| 00:49:35 |
Get lost. |
| 00:49:45 |
Open the red pipe |
| 00:49:49 |
Open the blue pipe |
| 00:49:52 |
Then pull this one here |
| 00:49:57 |
The blue ones are cold? |
| 00:50:31 |
My wife. -What? |
| 00:50:35 |
Ah yes, she went to sleep |
| 00:50:48 |
Where's my wife? |
| 00:50:52 |
She told me to. |
| 00:51:03 |
Kick the door in. My darling! |
| 00:51:10 |
Bernadette! Bernadette! |
| 00:51:20 |
Bernadette, my love, my dear. |
| 00:51:25 |
Lift that. |
| 00:51:29 |
Wake up, darling, wake up. |
| 00:51:34 |
Slap her. |
| 00:51:36 |
It's an order. |
| 00:51:45 |
My darling. |
| 00:51:49 |
Why is it... |
| 00:51:50 |
What did you say? |
| 00:51:53 |
It's his fault. He connected |
| 00:52:01 |
My tropical plants. |
| 00:52:09 |
Arthur! Arthur! |
| 00:52:13 |
I'm going. |
| 00:52:17 |
Bernadette... |
| 00:52:22 |
I'll buy you a huge |
| 00:52:26 |
Try to understand. |
| 00:52:30 |
I do love you. |
| 00:52:35 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:52:38 |
You deserve a divorce. |
| 00:52:46 |
Bernadette, you're not |
| 00:52:48 |
And why not? |
| 00:52:50 |
You only care about profit. |
| 00:52:59 |
That's a sign. I'm going. |
| 00:53:01 |
Where to? |
| 00:53:06 |
I'm taking Arthur. |
| 00:53:09 |
Arthur. Now he's been boiled. |
| 00:53:13 |
You killed him. |
| 00:53:17 |
I froze him but |
| 00:53:21 |
Adieu! |
| 00:53:34 |
Make yourself at home. |
| 00:53:39 |
My wife's in it. Drive. |
| 00:53:43 |
Please, just drive. |
| 00:53:47 |
Hurry. |
| 00:53:50 |
I get worked up when I want. |
| 00:53:53 |
My wife left half a year ago. |
| 00:54:00 |
If I were you, I'd check |
| 00:54:04 |
My wife in a hotel? |
| 00:54:08 |
Slow down. Slow down. |
| 00:54:17 |
Hey, buddy. |
| 00:54:18 |
There's only one solution. |
| 00:54:24 |
My wife's room. |
| 00:54:31 |
Where's the master key? |
| 00:54:45 |
You look like the mayor. |
| 00:54:49 |
Let me sleep! |
| 00:54:54 |
Bernadette! Bernadette! |
| 00:55:12 |
Bernadette! |
| 00:55:19 |
Long live France! |
| 00:55:51 |
Curious, are we? |
| 00:56:05 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:56:09 |
Change partners. |
| 00:56:14 |
Guess what I ate. |
| 00:56:18 |
Slag? |
| 00:56:28 |
And now the 6th competitor |
| 00:57:04 |
It's Daubray-Lacaze. |
| 00:57:07 |
I work for him. |
| 00:57:09 |
Yes. |
| 00:57:14 |
Aren't you on sick leave? |
| 00:57:17 |
But how do you know? |
| 00:57:20 |
Do you all know who this was? |
| 00:57:38 |
I recognise this wrist. |
| 00:57:44 |
It's me. I left my husband. |
| 00:57:48 |
And neither is my husband. |
| 00:57:51 |
With me, life is paradise. |
| 00:57:54 |
Nothing's ever impossible. |
| 00:57:57 |
Change partners. |
| 00:58:03 |
Change. |
| 00:58:09 |
If that's my wife... |
| 00:58:14 |
Allow me, madam. |
| 00:58:21 |
Guillaume! |
| 00:58:41 |
Oh, Guillaume. |
| 00:58:45 |
Wait. Assaulting a magistrate |
| 00:58:49 |
And my wife's |
| 00:58:51 |
That one's yours. |
| 00:58:53 |
At your orders. |
| 00:59:01 |
Is there a doctor in the house? |
| 00:59:06 |
There's no more doctor |
| 00:59:19 |
At your orders, mayor. |
| 00:59:21 |
Arrest him. |
| 00:59:31 |
What has he done to you? |
| 00:59:36 |
Shall we go? |
| 00:59:38 |
You don't want to sleep here. |
| 00:59:43 |
I'll make a phone call |
| 00:59:47 |
I don't trust you anymore. |
| 00:59:48 |
Get the room the way it was. |
| 00:59:56 |
There. |
| 00:59:59 |
Are we going? |
| 01:00:02 |
A last drink? |
| 01:00:09 |
Gentlemen, a last dance. |
| 01:01:26 |
Do you feel alright? |
| 01:01:30 |
Are you happy? |
| 01:01:37 |
One worker. |
| 01:01:42 |
Three workers. |
| 01:01:55 |
At 7 sharp, we start. |
| 01:02:53 |
What's that? |
| 01:02:54 |
Nothing, nothing. |
| 01:02:57 |
Now I'm gone forever. |
| 01:03:35 |
The key to my room, please. |
| 01:03:40 |
I don't understand. |
| 01:03:43 |
Your room was given to somebody else. |
| 01:03:47 |
Bad luck for me. |
| 01:03:50 |
Why did you do that? |
| 01:03:54 |
He said no room for Mrs. Daubray-Lacaze. |
| 01:04:01 |
He'll get angry. |
| 01:04:04 |
The slightest noise at night |
| 01:04:15 |
Mr. Director, you have to |
| 01:04:17 |
No, I couldn't... |
| 01:04:21 |
Again? It was the end of |
| 01:04:25 |
And next month, it will be |
| 01:04:28 |
I just couldn't... |
| 01:04:31 |
Mr. Saussereau. |
| 01:04:45 |
Thank you, Mr. Director. |
| 01:05:06 |
Mr. Dutreix. |
| 01:05:59 |
Mr. Director. |
| 01:06:03 |
20% extra for tonight. |
| 01:06:08 |
That's impossible. The workers |
| 01:06:11 |
And we're polluting the city. |
| 01:06:14 |
Get lost. |
| 01:06:17 |
Mr. Director. A phone call. |
| 01:06:22 |
Who? |
| 01:06:36 |
Hello? |
| 01:06:39 |
Everything's fine. |
| 01:06:41 |
If anybody asks, I'm |
| 01:06:43 |
The Lion d'Or? |
| 01:06:47 |
No, but you'll see me |
| 01:07:03 |
Why didn't you set the |
| 01:07:05 |
Breaking news: Madame is |
| 01:07:08 |
Give her a plate |
| 01:07:13 |
The first round of the elections |
| 01:07:16 |
My program consists of 3 points. |
| 01:07:18 |
First point: enough jobs. |
| 01:07:20 |
Second point: enough jobs. |
| 01:07:26 |
Since I'm the only candidate... |
| 01:07:28 |
...I'll be re-elected. |
| 01:07:33 |
Am I interrupting? |
| 01:07:38 |
I'm running against you. |
| 01:07:43 |
You shouldn't think this |
| 01:07:49 |
Why so formal? |
| 01:07:57 |
Did you make a list? |
| 01:07:59 |
Certainly. 27 signatures, |
| 01:08:02 |
27 against me? |
| 01:08:06 |
Here they are. |
| 01:08:14 |
Classy people. |
| 01:08:18 |
Clearly. |
| 01:08:23 |
Look who's here. |
| 01:08:27 |
Which formalities are required? |
| 01:08:32 |
Form XTK712. |
| 01:08:37 |
I can't find it. |
| 01:08:41 |
Here it is. |
| 01:08:46 |
Not you. |
| 01:08:54 |
Name and first name? |
| 01:09:00 |
Nationality? |
| 01:09:03 |
Married? |
| 01:09:07 |
Your age? |
| 01:09:12 |
17 years younger |
| 01:09:15 |
No. |
| 01:09:19 |
Political party? |
| 01:09:22 |
Leeks and daisies. |
| 01:09:25 |
Quite different |
| 01:09:30 |
Profession? |
| 01:09:34 |
And unemployed because of |
| 01:09:38 |
Profession of the husband? |
| 01:09:50 |
Sign here. |
| 01:09:54 |
Bernadette... |
| 01:09:58 |
End of session. |
| 01:10:04 |
Picture. |
| 01:10:08 |
Picture. |
| 01:10:10 |
That's enough. |
| 01:10:15 |
I need 40,000 of them for tomorrow. |
| 01:10:19 |
Let me introduce you to |
| 01:10:23 |
How are you? |
| 01:10:26 |
My station is interested |
| 01:10:29 |
Mrs. Daubray-Lacaze and you. |
| 01:10:33 |
It should be forbidden. |
| 01:10:38 |
...between you and your wife |
| 01:10:40 |
No. |
| 01:10:41 |
1 million viewers. |
| 01:10:45 |
But only with me. |
| 01:10:47 |
A debate with yourself? |
| 01:10:50 |
And your wife? |
| 01:10:57 |
A bit livelier. |
| 01:11:01 |
It should smell of lavender |
| 01:11:04 |
Beehives in the sun. |
| 01:11:11 |
Now the sheep's |
| 01:11:18 |
Did he refuse? |
| 01:11:22 |
Alone? A debate? |
| 01:11:26 |
Nothing to say but |
| 01:11:30 |
Machine 20. Talk to |
| 01:11:34 |
Next. |
| 01:11:37 |
I've come for the job ad. |
| 01:11:42 |
Fill this in. |
| 01:11:43 |
The salary's minimum wage. |
| 01:11:47 |
Great. I'll take it. |
| 01:11:48 |
Good. |
| 01:12:30 |
What's wrong, Léontine? |
| 01:12:35 |
It's your cholesterol. |
| 01:12:38 |
Don't mention my wife. |
| 01:12:45 |
Hello, darling. |
| 01:12:46 |
What's gotten into you? |
| 01:13:16 |
Tell him to go faster. |
| 01:13:18 |
Tell him clearly. Yell at him. |
| 01:13:25 |
Do you work for the competition? |
| 01:13:29 |
Let me show you. |
| 01:13:33 |
This is completely crazy... |
| 01:13:38 |
Understood? |
| 01:13:42 |
Is that you? |
| 01:13:49 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:13:53 |
Why? |
| 01:14:00 |
Bribing a candidate's |
| 01:14:04 |
I'll throw you out then. |
| 01:14:07 |
Why? |
| 01:14:10 |
Already? |
| 01:14:11 |
Go to work you. |
| 01:14:15 |
Don't talk to my employee |
| 01:14:19 |
Get lost. |
| 01:14:23 |
I'll give you an easier |
| 01:14:27 |
Go to machine 12. |
| 01:14:32 |
Is it going too fast? |
| 01:14:35 |
Would you like some tea? |
| 01:14:39 |
All the others? |
| 01:14:44 |
Léontine, tea for everybody. |
| 01:14:46 |
Everybody here. |
| 01:14:55 |
How many sugars? |
| 01:15:02 |
You're not here for the money. |
| 01:15:06 |
Do you want to sabotage |
| 01:15:08 |
Do you think people would |
| 01:15:10 |
Why then? |
| 01:15:14 |
She burnt herself. |
| 01:15:17 |
I'm alright. |
| 01:15:20 |
Why then? |
| 01:15:39 |
Are you having lunch |
| 01:15:41 |
They're my buddies. |
| 01:15:46 |
Why are you here? |
| 01:15:49 |
I refused. |
| 01:15:52 |
So you wouldn't mind a strike? |
| 01:15:56 |
You wouldn't do that, |
| 01:15:57 |
I'm your wife. |
| 01:15:59 |
You wouldn't dare. |
| 01:16:01 |
I have a few things to tell you |
| 01:16:06 |
You have nothing to say. |
| 01:16:08 |
Then I go back to the hotel. |
| 01:16:23 |
I have faith in you. |
| 01:16:27 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:16:29 |
You'll make that old |
| 01:16:33 |
I know what to do. |
| 01:16:36 |
Would you like to |
| 01:16:51 |
Attention. Start of live |
| 01:16:55 |
Your collar. Collar. |
| 01:17:03 |
There we go. My program consists of |
| 01:17:07 |
Second: enough jobs. |
| 01:17:11 |
Is it my turn? It's about |
| 01:17:15 |
...and the quality of life. |
| 01:17:19 |
First of all, enough jobs. |
| 01:17:22 |
Thirdly, enough jobs. |
| 01:17:24 |
Stop that. |
| 01:17:26 |
...all about more jobs, but we can't |
| 01:17:34 |
We need a new kind of growth. |
| 01:17:37 |
You talk like a woman |
| 01:17:40 |
You're a tyrant and a despot. |
| 01:17:42 |
My program consists |
| 01:17:44 |
Can nobody shut him up? |
| 01:17:47 |
You destroyed our house. |
| 01:17:50 |
You destroyed my winter garden. |
| 01:17:53 |
You broke my dreams |
| 01:17:57 |
Stop that. |
| 01:18:02 |
Your books. |
| 01:18:04 |
The real ones. |
| 01:18:11 |
My program consists of 3 points. |
| 01:18:15 |
Secondly, enough jobs. |
| 01:18:25 |
Here. Examine it all. |
| 01:18:33 |
Don't touch it. |
| 01:18:40 |
The program starts. |
| 01:18:50 |
Guillaume Daubray |
| 01:18:54 |
Bernadette Lacaze |
| 01:19:01 |
One picture, please, mayor. |
| 01:19:54 |
Mrs. Daubray, née Lacaze, |
| 01:19:59 |
Mr. Daubray... has voted. |
| 01:20:03 |
Bernadette, Bernadette, Bernadette... |
| 01:20:08 |
Bernadette, I couldn't help myself. |
| 01:20:14 |
And I voted for you. |
| 01:20:18 |
Then our votes |
| 01:20:22 |
It's looking very good. |
| 01:20:25 |
If you look at the percentages... |
| 01:20:54 |
We're coming first. |
| 01:21:02 |
Good news. |
| 01:21:08 |
Silence. We're coming first. |
| 01:21:27 |
We're ruined. |
| 01:21:30 |
We're ruined and so are you. |
| 01:21:34 |
It bounced? |
| 01:21:37 |
Your Japanese are broke. |
| 01:21:41 |
My machines. |
| 01:21:52 |
This is impossible. |
| 01:22:01 |
Prefect, the elections... |
| 01:22:15 |
A cookie? A cookie? |
| 01:22:25 |
Victory! |
| 01:22:30 |
Let's drink to our |
| 01:22:35 |
Mrs. Lacaze! |
| 01:22:38 |
Hello, yes? The result. |
| 01:22:42 |
It's your wife. |
| 01:22:45 |
My vote. |
| 01:22:49 |
No. Shall we close? |
| 01:22:53 |
Yes, it's over. |
| 01:22:59 |
We'll give them |
| 01:23:23 |
To the boiler. |
| 01:23:28 |
I won't be the mayor. |
| 01:23:32 |
I don't understand. |
| 01:23:33 |
I didn't do it to be mayor, |
| 01:23:37 |
Can I take your place? |
| 01:23:47 |
Your husband is blowing |
| 01:24:13 |
Guillaume! Guillaume! |
| 01:24:25 |
Bernadette! |
| 01:24:52 |
Bernadette, my love. |
| 01:24:55 |
Get me out. I'm boiling. |
| 01:25:00 |
I'm starting to boil. |
| 01:25:04 |
Which condition? |
| 01:25:06 |
...move to the province |
| 01:25:09 |
Never. |
| 01:25:12 |
Darling, come back. |
| 01:25:17 |
Do you accept? |
| 01:25:21 |
Yes, darling. |
| 01:25:31 |
I was going to |
| 01:26:59 |
Guillaume. |
| 01:27:03 |
Guillaume. |
| 01:27:13 |
Wait, this is an idea |
| 01:27:17 |
Look. |
| 01:27:21 |
Send in a sheep. |
| 01:27:25 |
Make this go round. |
| 01:27:33 |
...and the wool |
| 01:27:37 |
Up there it knits. |
| 01:27:39 |
And there... the sweater. |
| 01:27:49 |
Look. Isn't that beautiful? |
| 01:27:53 |
How beautiful you look. |
| 01:27:58 |
And it gets even better. |
| 01:28:01 |
I painted the sheep. |
| 01:28:07 |
In there. Careful. |
| 01:28:12 |
The wool falls out here... |
| 01:28:20 |
...a sweater in two colours. |
| 01:28:23 |
I sell these, make a fortune |
| 01:28:28 |
And then? |
| 01:28:31 |
No. |
| 01:28:33 |
No. |
| 01:28:35 |
No, |
| 01:28:37 |
No. |
| 01:28:39 |
No. |
| 01:28:41 |
No. |
| 01:28:44 |
No. |
| 01:28:47 |
No. |
| 01:28:51 |
No. |
| 01:28:53 |
NEIN! |
