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00:01:08 Hi, and welcome back to
00:01:13 Tonight, I will show you
00:01:16 People think it's a very simple
00:01:18 ...but it's a bit more
00:01:22 As you can see, a very delicate combination
00:01:28 First, we put in some random thoughts.
00:01:33 And then we add a little bit
00:01:40 ...mixed with some memories
00:01:44 That's for two people.
00:01:47 Love, friendships, relationships,
00:01:52 ...together with songs you heard
00:01:55 ...things you saw and also... personal.
00:01:59 Okay. Okay, I think it's one.
00:02:02 There it goes. Yes. Yes.
00:02:05 Okay, we have to run.
00:02:11 I'm talking quietly to not
00:02:15 I'm with my dad.
00:02:17 Yes, Dad. I remember.
00:02:22 It's nice to see him healthy
00:02:26 I almost forgot how he looked.
00:02:28 Handsome, no?
00:02:30 Oh, yeah, oh yeah, we're in a concert.
00:02:33 A Duke Ellington concert.
00:02:37 And the band starts to play.
00:02:41 It's amazing, they got this super swing.
00:02:43 And the Duke enters the stage.
00:02:45 He's radiant, in a glowing white tuxedo.
00:03:06 Dad, this is not Duke Ellington,
00:03:12 This is a dream.
00:03:16 I'm sorry, Dad, but you're dead.
00:03:20 You've lost the battle to cancer.
00:03:22 No, no. I cried so hard.
00:03:26 I could feel my tears forming
00:03:30 In dreams, emotions are overwhelming.
00:06:24 Come in, action two.
00:08:39 Ski?
00:09:55 - English very well.
00:09:57 - Yes, picture one is a duck.
00:10:04 Am I not supposed to design
00:10:06 No, no, I'm afraid not.
00:10:10 Because my mother,
00:10:12 This doesn't look creative at all.
00:10:15 You know,
00:10:18 Can I see?
00:10:19 - Sure.
00:10:29 This is nice.
00:10:31 Yeah, not bad, eh?
00:10:33 I'll tell you what.
00:10:35 Take the portfolio and
00:10:39 The collection is crap anyway.
00:10:41 Welcome in this palace, Stéphane.
00:10:44 Stéphane is a great artist
00:10:47 He'd like to suggest something.
00:10:48 What about the ski weekend?
00:10:52 You see, Stéphane, it's very, very important
00:10:56 Martine.
00:11:02 You should show him your work, okay?
00:11:08 Well, it's still a bit of a work in progress.
00:11:11 I've done 12 paintings for a calendar.
00:11:18 Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
00:11:21 We will be reaching Paris' Charles de Gaulle
00:11:26 Please enjoy the flight,
00:11:28 ...and if you have any questions,
00:11:34 The pilot will never finish the sentence.
00:11:37 Flight 800, on July 17th, 1996...
00:11:42 ...disappears from the sky.
00:11:44 Spraying its 230 passengers
00:11:48 The whole world is in shock.
00:11:53 Quiet morning,
00:11:56 A huge earthquake
00:12:00 Each month has its own
00:12:05 ...engraved in the collective memory.
00:12:08 It's a concept I've been trying to
00:12:12 It's called disasterology.
00:12:14 Stéphane, you are not serious.
00:12:16 Oh, I am very serious.
00:12:18 It's the customer that needs
00:12:21 My customers don't have
00:12:26 They want puppies, trucks,
00:12:30 Come on, Guy, show him his work.
00:12:37 Come on, Stéphane, let's go.
00:12:45 You shave with a cracker?
00:13:05 Oh, you little asshole!
00:13:59 Sorry, no. No, no, no.
00:14:02 No, no, I need a little break.
00:14:06 Guy, just a tiny one.
00:14:19 La pampa is in Argentina, you idiot!
00:14:22 What about Yucatân, Palenque, Kerala?
00:14:47 Get out.
00:15:52 Come in, action two.
00:15:56 Come in, action two.
00:15:59 Come in, action two.
00:16:03 Come in, action two.
00:16:06 Come in, action two.
00:16:10 Come in, action two.
00:16:13 It's 7:30.
00:16:20 Hello?
00:16:24 Are you trying to mock me on the air?
00:16:26 A creative job,
00:16:54 No, Mam... Mama. Mama!
00:17:09 Excuse me for this interruption.
00:17:15 Yeah, that's my father.
00:18:10 P.S. R:
00:18:13 Parallel synchronized randomness.
00:18:20 An interesting brain rarity
00:18:26 Two people walk in opposite directions
00:18:30 ...and then they make the same decision
00:18:35 Then they correct it,
00:18:37 ...and then they correct it
00:18:41 Basically, in a mathematical world...
00:18:43 ...these two little guys will
00:18:46 The brain is the most complex thing
00:18:49 ...and it's right behind the nose.
00:18:53 Fascinating!
00:18:57 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:18:59 Stay calm.
00:19:01 I think that's just that they are
00:20:27 - You are Spanish, no?
00:20:29 - No?
00:20:30 But my mother is French.
00:20:32 Yeah, I just came here because
00:20:40 Okay. You know,
00:20:48 You think I have to go
00:20:49 Because it's not looking that good...
00:21:04 Good stuff for you.
00:21:08 Okay?
00:21:12 - It's strong.
00:21:17 - Yeah, I feel it working already.
00:21:23 - So, what's your name?
00:21:25 Stéphane? Stéphanie.
00:21:28 Stéphane, Stéphanie.
00:21:30 Click-clack, catch, match.
00:21:36 - And you? You?
00:21:39 You know,
00:21:42 - You should hear what she makes.
00:21:46 You know, a pretty girl with talent,
00:21:49 Yeah.
00:21:51 And what's your job?
00:21:53 I'm a promotional calendar
00:22:32 That's typical from Sylvain.
00:22:33 He asks you to help and then
00:22:36 I am sorry.
00:22:45 So what does it mean exactly,
00:22:49 Maquettiste. It's...
00:22:56 I don't know. It's really boring, actually.
00:22:58 But I mean, there's one profession
00:23:02 ...which is inventor.
00:23:03 - Inventing what?
00:23:06 I have some glasses...
00:23:09 ...where you can see real life in 3-D.
00:23:12 Isn't life already in 3-D?
00:23:15 No... Yeah, but...
00:23:17 Come on, I mean,
00:23:21 This, for example:
00:23:23 Look, look, look.
00:23:28 - It works, no?
00:23:37 You know Pulfrich, the guy who
00:23:40 He had only one eye.
00:23:42 And that makes him, like, the Beethoven
00:23:48 And what do you girls do?
00:23:51 - No, we're...
00:23:54 We're going to concerts
00:23:58 To sign what?
00:23:59 Oh, she means that we're working
00:24:02 What company?
00:24:04 Aristotle.
00:24:06 Like, as the turtle, no?
00:24:09 No, no, no.
00:24:20 I'm gonna go.
00:24:31 How do you know Sylvain?
00:24:34 - Sylvain?
00:24:36 - From Mexico. Yeah.
00:24:39 He never said anything about it.
00:24:41 No? I don't know why. Bye-bye.
00:24:43 - You want us to drive you back?
00:25:06 To screw. Maybe yes, maybe no.
00:25:12 Maybe rain, maybe snow.
00:25:15 Okay, baby.
00:25:27 It's three times this week
00:25:32 - We're not gonna wait for them?
00:25:47 I can't believe that my mother lied
00:25:52 It's completely unethical to do that
00:25:55 It's the worst job I've ever had
00:26:00 Your predecessor...
00:26:02 He committed suicide
00:26:05 No.
00:26:07 No. I'm joking.
00:26:11 No, he left after two weeks.
00:26:14 Come on, man, just get along with
00:26:21 Do you think Martine is pretty?
00:26:24 Martine? From work?
00:26:25 No, Martin Scorsese. Yeah.
00:26:29 I don't... I don't think about that.
00:26:32 Well, imagine...
00:26:34 ...if she comes and gives you a blowjob
00:26:37 You know, I can arrange this for you.
00:26:39 So getting laid is all that matters?
00:26:43 You see, I'm not a creative person,
00:26:48 I don't feel the need to leave a trace
00:26:53 ...except a fart sometimes.
00:26:56 Sorry. It escaped me. Come on.
00:27:00 You know, the other day, I saw
00:27:03 He was smiling, you know, really happy.
00:27:05 You know what he was thinking of?
00:27:07 His grandchildren?
00:27:09 Not at all.
00:27:12 No, he was thinking about all the dirty
00:27:15 ...he did with the girls
00:27:17 How do you know that?
00:27:21 I know that because...
00:27:24 ...this man was me in the future.
00:27:27 I simply want to be like him
00:27:30 You know, I have this neighbor
00:27:33 ...that is very pretty, actually.
00:27:35 Oh, good reason to stay, my man.
00:27:38 Be careful, you know,
00:27:41 That's the problem, that I think
00:27:44 ...not her friend.
00:27:46 - Yeah.
00:27:50 I never get the one I like, anyways.
00:27:52 Maybe she's a good cook.
00:27:59 - Stéphane? Did you forget something?
00:28:03 No, no. I was just... I was just...
00:28:08 You know, my hand? Because I can...
00:28:11 Are you looking for Zoé?
00:28:14 - She doesn't live here, you know?
00:28:18 How's your dad...? Your hand.
00:28:20 My dad? My dad's still dead.
00:28:23 I'm sorry.
00:28:28 You want Zoé's number?
00:28:30 No. No, I think I'm fine.
00:28:34 - So I guess I'll be on my way now.
00:28:37 Bye.
00:28:43 I'll do my laundry later. Maybe I should
00:28:48 Okay, well, yeah,
00:28:59 Sorry, it's not funny.
00:29:01 I think it's funny.
00:29:03 I mean, it's not funny,
00:29:08 Come in.
00:29:14 It's still chaos.
00:29:19 I'm going to put my bed up there,
00:29:23 How do you call it? A "mezzanine"?
00:29:26 Mezzanine, oui, mezzanine.
00:29:31 Do you make those?
00:29:34 Some I made and others I adopted.
00:29:37 You have to find who.
00:29:41 - You made this one.
00:29:44 What's his name?
00:29:46 His name is...
00:29:49 ...Golden the Pony Boy.
00:29:51 When I found him, he was so sad
00:29:56 - He's never going to leave me now.
00:30:00 I understand that you're the mother...
00:30:02 ...but you also have to think
00:30:04 Yeah, it's possible.
00:30:07 I can't take any chances.
00:30:09 Let me see your hand.
00:30:14 You know, it started to smell like a foot.
00:30:19 It's a good sign.
00:30:27 Can you move it?
00:30:30 Yeah. Well, it hurts a little bit,
00:30:35 - I have too big hands.
00:30:38 That means you have a large penis.
00:30:42 I'm sorry, that was a bit inappropriate.
00:30:44 Look, I'll show you a trick.
00:30:47 You have to... You have to do this:
00:30:50 Okay.
00:30:55 It feels so weird. It feels like if it
00:31:00 I know one that you have to...
00:31:03 You have to put your two fingers
00:31:05 ...and then you look into the distance,
00:31:08 - All you can see is a little...
00:31:10 I know it. It's a good one.
00:31:12 Oh, you know it?
00:31:20 I made this boat in fabric.
00:31:22 I have to put it
00:31:27 The boat is looking for its mer,
00:31:31 It sounds like both "mother"
00:31:35 So the forest inside the boat?
00:31:38 That's genius.
00:31:41 No, no, no, the boat is in the forest,
00:31:44 But I need to make the trees, though.
00:31:47 Okay, but you know, the forest
00:31:50 ...that's a really good idea.
00:31:52 I think that maybe
00:31:55 Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll do it.
00:31:59 Okay, so I'll go get my dad's
00:32:01 ...and we can make an animated film
00:32:05 ...looking for its mother.
00:32:07 And the leaves grow and the wind
00:32:10 ...then the boat takes off.
00:32:13 Okay, yeah. Well, we can do it with
00:32:19 You know, like this and they move
00:32:24 Yeah. Yeah, but we have to find
00:32:29 Kind of retarded in a way.
00:32:40 - Cellophane.
00:32:42 Yeah. Yeah, like a Russian
00:32:45 My mother, she collects thousands
00:32:48 ...and also cardboard tubes.
00:32:51 What for?
00:32:53 She used to do this arts and crafts
00:32:56 ...but she never finished them.
00:32:57 I actually can't stand it,
00:33:00 - And look, for the clouds.
00:33:05 Oh, no, no, no. No, try it again.
00:33:09 No, wrong chord, try it again.
00:33:13 I knew it. I knew it!
00:33:16 Each structure has its own resonant
00:33:20 You just have to hit the right chord
00:33:23 Okay, I'll go get the camera
00:33:26 Whoa, whoa, whoa, by the time
00:33:29 And I need to finish the boat, anyway.
00:33:32 You bring the camera next time, okay?
00:33:35 Okay. Well, you tell me when to bring
00:33:41 Well, I'm leaving.
00:33:44 I'll start the forest tomorrow.
00:33:46 All right.
00:33:50 Bye.
00:34:00 - Okay, bye.
00:35:00 No, no, Martine.
00:35:04 I'm sorry, I can't.
00:35:06 It's... It's not you, it's me.
00:35:08 What is it, Stéphanou?
00:35:10 I can't live all my life
00:35:13 - I need to come clean.
00:35:16 Aristurtle? Okay, okay.
00:35:20 Dear Stéphanie:
00:35:21 - "Dear Stéph..." Who is she?
00:35:24 Forget about it, I need to write it
00:35:27 Okay.
00:35:56 By the way, do you have Zoé's
00:36:00 Thanks, Stéphane.
00:36:05 Where are you going now?
00:36:09 Stéphanou?
00:36:36 No, no, no.
00:37:04 "Do you have Zoé's phone number?"
00:37:08 Dear Stéphanie, comma.
00:37:11 I am just your neighbor,
00:37:16 This is the reason why I am writing
00:37:19 ... because I feel really bad inside
00:37:24 It's a mix between...
00:37:25 I don't know if what I feel is a bit
00:37:28 ...or wanting to go to the bathroom.
00:37:31 I am just a new liar in your life.
00:37:35 A new liar that has come
00:37:40 ...and maybe by doing that destroy
00:37:43 I want us to start a new start
00:37:47 A new blank page of friendship.
00:37:51 And if you can embrace that the same
00:37:55 ...that I am feeling it right now,
00:37:58 ...once we go above that threshold
00:38:03 ...and matters that succumb
00:38:06 ...into this little pond
00:38:10 Full stop. The end.
00:39:49 Stéphanie?
00:39:53 Stéphanie?
00:39:58 - Stéphanie.
00:40:23 Stéphanie and Zoé lied to me.
00:40:25 They are not
00:40:28 Aristotle, my ass.
00:40:30 They think I'm stupid, but no.
00:40:32 You guys are gonna
00:40:35 - Stéphane needs you.
00:40:38 - We've gotta find a way of...
00:40:40 Oh, no. To work? No, no, no.
00:40:42 It's only a dream.
00:40:45 - No! Nothing is for real.
00:40:49 - You write!
00:40:51 ...of a chemical flux in my brain,
00:40:54 Do you mean we don't really exist?
00:40:56 Flux?
00:41:59 By the way,
00:43:24 Hello?
00:43:26 Hello?
00:43:27 Stéphane Miroux?
00:43:30 - Stéphanie?
00:43:32 Hey.
00:43:35 Did you finish the boat already?
00:43:39 No, no, of course not.
00:43:41 I still have some stuff to buy.
00:44:00 Optical tricks.
00:44:05 Yeah.
00:44:06 Yeah, I could show you one.
00:44:14 Now?
00:44:16 Okay.
00:44:19 It'll take me, like,
00:44:25 Maybe... I mean,
00:44:29 - Yeah, okay.
00:44:32 - Okay.
00:45:20 - Hi.
00:45:21 - You were quick.
00:45:24 I brought you this.
00:45:26 So basically, with cards, what we do,
00:45:30 ...it's kind of difficult. The cards
00:45:34 It cannot change.
00:45:36 So if you grab the cards
00:45:39 ...and you name one card
00:45:43 But remember to send it to me, you know,
00:45:46 Send it to me, name it, send, name,
00:45:49 - Okay.
00:45:57 Okay. Yeah, I received it. It's there.
00:46:00 Yup.
00:46:03 - You saw that? Did you see that?
00:46:06 Try another one.
00:46:09 Ace of spades is there.
00:46:14 Yeah.
00:46:30 What are you doing?
00:46:32 - What?
00:46:34 It's punk.
00:46:47 He's Guy. I work with him.
00:46:49 - We work together.
00:46:51 - Guy.
00:46:52 He's punk.
00:46:55 So? What?
00:47:06 Does she always dance like that?
00:47:09 Yes. Always.
00:47:13 Yeah? Is it only when she gets a bit drunk
00:47:19 - Do you mind?
00:47:22 I mean, I can't imagine how anyone would
00:47:28 Hey, I composed this piece of music
00:47:33 You could play it all night.
00:47:36 Try it.
00:47:37 - It's called, "My Dear Neighbors."
00:47:41 - It's sweet.
00:47:45 - Hey.
00:47:48 What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:47:50 What am I doing? You confuse me.
00:47:52 So you like her or you like Zoé?
00:47:54 Man, I'm just talking to her.
00:47:56 We're just friends. Don't you believe
00:48:00 No. She likes you, it's obvious.
00:48:04 I mean, she's great, you know.
00:48:07 ...but she reminds me of my father.
00:48:09 - What?
00:48:17 Hey, we're going now.
00:48:18 Bye-bye, bye-bye.
00:48:20 Bye-bye.
00:48:24 Hey, don't forget
00:48:29 Okay, I won't.
00:48:30 - Okay.
00:48:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good, okay.
00:48:34 Bye.
00:49:07 Stéphanie?
00:49:10 Stéphanie.
00:49:12 Stéph...
00:49:14 You're fired. Guy, you're fired.
00:49:16 You're fired. Do you hear me?
00:49:19 You're dogs. You're like the...
00:49:21 The dogs that bite the hand
00:49:25 Serge, you betrayed me.
00:49:27 Guy, are you betraying me?
00:49:50 Television Educative is back for you
00:49:54 Love after 50.
00:49:56 We have two very special guests
00:49:59 Gérard and Mom.
00:50:01 Gérard, you are a professional magician.
00:50:04 You look old and you live
00:50:07 Why do you think Mom chose you?
00:50:09 Oh, yes, you're funny. Yes.
00:50:25 I wouldn't like to be
00:50:30 But hold on.
00:50:35 Okay, then.
00:51:13 Gérard, you're just a bullshit guru.
00:51:16 Mom, why do you
00:51:19 You think you will learn
00:51:22 My dad was not a guru.
00:51:26 Are you in love, Stéphane?
00:51:33 Stéphane? Stéphane?
00:51:37 No, no. No.
00:51:43 Do you know what REM means?
00:51:46 Rapid Eye Monitronics.
00:52:02 The eyes.
00:52:05 I can control my eyes in my sleep.
00:52:07 No more sleeping slavery.
00:52:18 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:52:21 The moon, yeah.
00:52:26 Scary, huh?
00:52:28 It's very scary, huh?
00:52:31 No gravitation pull.
00:52:42 Earthquake and fire!
00:52:54 Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
00:52:56 Please, give us our...
00:53:00 Tell us what to do.
00:53:02 Just don't make me work
00:53:05 - Okay.
00:53:07 - Master.
00:53:10 - Peace.
00:53:31 - Hallelujah!
00:53:53 - Praise to you and to the new world.
00:53:55 Hey, no, no. Guys, no.
00:53:58 It's getting a bit creepy.
00:53:59 Are we still making calendars?
00:54:01 We are here to serve you.
00:54:03 Basically, I wanna
00:54:05 I know. I will make your novel,
00:54:09 - That will attract her.
00:54:13 Madame Stéphanie Stéphane.
00:54:20 Stéphane Miroux, your novel
00:54:24 By the Way, Do You Have Zoé's Number?
00:54:27 - Yeah.
00:54:29 Painting, sculpturing,
00:54:34 Today, building has began on the
00:54:37 A museum dedicated to your work.
00:54:39 So, Stéphane Miroux,
00:54:43 Well...
00:54:45 Well, I think people empathize
00:54:50 ...because it comes from here.
00:54:52 Oh, you are talking about Stéphanie?
00:54:54 Oh, I don't like to talk
00:54:57 So, Stéphane Miroux,
00:55:01 No.
00:55:02 - A song for her.
00:55:18 If you rescue me
00:55:23 I'll be your friend forever
00:55:27 Let me in your bed
00:55:32 I'll keep you warm in winter
00:55:37 All the kitties are playing
00:55:42 I wish it could happen to me
00:55:46 But if you rescue me
00:55:56 All the cars drive so fast
00:55:58 Stéphane Miroux. Stéphane Miroux.
00:56:02 Stéphane Miroux.
00:56:05 Let me into your world
00:56:06 Go now.
00:56:08 I'll keep you warm and amused
00:56:10 All the things we can do in the rain
00:56:14 It's not working because you messed up
00:56:17 You better be here
00:56:20 Okay, I'm exhausted.
00:56:23 Hey.
00:56:25 Stéphanie.
00:56:27 What a coincidence. I almost thought
00:56:30 Would you like to marry me?
00:56:33 Come. Come with me.
00:56:36 Hey, guys? Guys,
00:56:45 One, I don't believe in marriage,
00:56:50 And three, are you out of your mind?
00:56:53 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
00:56:56 You thought what?
00:56:58 I thought that I was here.
00:57:00 And that I was working here,
00:57:04 And then I came here, and then
00:57:08 There were more people there.
00:57:12 Where exactly are you living?
00:57:17 I live... I'm staying
00:57:21 So you're my landlord's son?
00:57:25 Yeah.
00:57:27 Are you sure you're okay, Stéphane?
00:57:29 Yeah, why?
00:57:31 So you were not asking me for real then?
00:57:34 No. To marry you, no.
00:57:38 But...
00:57:41 ...I think I like you.
00:57:44 You mean in a romantic way?
00:57:47 Yeah, if you want to call it like that.
00:57:53 Come on, Stéphane.
00:58:00 Okay.
00:58:02 So now you'll act all weird around me
00:58:05 No. It's not my fault, you know,
00:58:07 You don't have to humiliate me.
00:58:09 Oh, come on, Stéphane.
00:58:16 Stéphane?
00:58:44 Working is the best remedy then.
00:58:46 Keeps your brain busy.
00:58:48 How can you work? Love is too powerful.
00:58:55 Listen. Tell her right away.
00:58:57 If it's from your heart,
00:59:07 She's with somebody, Stéphane?
00:59:17 What? I don't understand you, Guy.
00:59:19 I'm sorry, I don't understand.
00:59:21 I don't understand you either.
00:59:23 I can't understand you when you
00:59:26 It makes me feel schizometric.
00:59:36 Schizophrenic.
00:59:40 - Yeah.
00:59:43 Try to be more on time
00:59:46 No, no, no.
00:59:49 NPC's for film.
00:59:51 CPN goes with CPP.
01:00:04 CPP.
01:00:06 CPP, NPC, CP... I get confused.
01:00:11 You know the...
01:00:13 The goat on the cliff?
01:00:16 - The goat on the cliff?
01:00:18 - It's a sex position.
01:00:21 ...but not every man is
01:00:24 - Oh, yeah?
01:00:25 Like every woman is romantic?
01:00:27 I don't know, but...
01:00:44 I am collecting beautiful objects.
01:00:48 A pair of shoes.
01:00:53 Some glasses.
01:00:57 Telephone.
01:01:00 Typewriter.
01:01:02 They are made from wood and felt.
01:01:04 With apparent stitches.
01:01:07 Their delicate and finished
01:01:10 And they are quiet.
01:01:13 Stéphanie made them, and I will
01:01:16 Stéphanie, do you think I could
01:01:19 Of course, Stéphane. Are you kidding?
01:01:21 There's this amazing blanket.
01:01:23 It's thick, red felt
01:01:27 Wild animals are running on it.
01:01:40 She smiles.
01:01:43 I bend over a rock to try to reach her.
01:01:46 My stomach, compressed, hurts.
01:01:55 Stéphanie?
01:01:59 Can you hold my hand?
01:02:03 I cannot sleep.
01:02:09 She takes it. I fall asleep.
01:02:33 The sea.
01:02:41 And the forest.
01:02:52 You should put more whites in.
01:02:55 You should put more whites.
01:02:57 Yeah?
01:03:06 No, a bit...
01:03:10 - Oh, yeah.
01:03:14 Organization always merges back
01:03:18 Death to organization.
01:03:23 Hey, what's this?
01:03:25 - It's the...
01:03:27 No. That's the one-second time travel
01:03:32 I finished it. For you.
01:03:35 You wanna try it?
01:03:38 What are you going to do
01:03:40 Well, it just adds up.
01:03:42 And life is too precious.
01:03:46 So, basically, you put this here.
01:03:48 - Can you hear me?
01:03:52 Oh, can you... okay.
01:03:54 So...
01:03:56 Just one second.
01:03:58 This is for the past.
01:04:02 So let's try some for the past.
01:04:04 You have to press
01:04:09 Let's try some for the past.
01:04:11 Let's try some for the past.
01:04:13 Hey, it's working.
01:04:15 Amazing scientific breakthrough.
01:04:17 ...scientific breakthrough.
01:04:20 Yeah. No, wait, wait.
01:04:27 Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:31 Hey, what are you...?
01:04:33 Let me just...
01:04:34 Why did you do it twice?
01:04:37 The first time was the future...
01:04:39 ...and the second one
01:04:42 Well, maybe we have different
01:04:45 No, no, no. This is just a machine.
01:04:49 Yeah, okay.
01:04:51 I'm not sure I should accept this gift.
01:04:54 Why do I deserve a present, anyway?
01:04:58 Because for the occasion
01:05:01 Oh, shut up.
01:05:03 You're sweet.
01:05:06 So you think I'm only pretty.
01:05:08 Like, I'm pretty and stupid.
01:05:10 - Well, no, maybe you shouldn't have this.
01:05:16 Okay, let's go back to work.
01:05:17 The ocean's drying.
01:05:22 - What...?
01:05:23 You have one thing.
01:05:25 - Do you have something to say?
01:05:29 Focus and concentration.
01:05:32 Distraction is an obstruction
01:05:35 Distraction is an obstruction
01:05:39 Distraction is an obstruction
01:06:05 - Oh, look.
01:06:07 Skiers.
01:06:13 Oh, look, look!
01:06:17 A lake what?
01:06:21 - Weird. That's really weird.
01:06:25 - Yeah, be gentle.
01:06:29 No, no. Don't rush.
01:06:32 - The goat on the cliff, remember?
01:06:36 What's the goat on the cliff?
01:06:38 It's a little children's story.
01:06:40 It's, it's silly, don't listen to that.
01:06:43 Don't listen. Don't listen.
01:06:53 - On the cliff.
01:06:55 Martine, the goat on the cliff.
01:06:58 Serge.
01:07:28 - I'll go first.
01:07:29 - I don't know how to ski.
01:07:31 - I don't wanna go.
01:09:08 Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:10 It's not gonna hurt.
01:09:20 Okay.
01:09:22 Okay, good.
01:09:27 - Good.
01:09:30 No, no, no.
01:09:32 Why don't we,
01:09:34 ...when you walk
01:09:36 ...and you discover the pony, yeah?
01:09:39 - Yeah. Okay.
01:09:40 Okay. So come, come, come.
01:09:43 You must be... okay. Yeah, there.
01:09:47 - Oh, wait.
01:09:49 So basically you're just
01:09:52 ...and you discover
01:09:55 ...and you feel very excited, and...
01:09:58 Ready? And action.
01:10:01 Damn it, Stéphane,
01:10:04 - Why did you do that?
01:10:08 What are you doing?
01:10:10 No, you should be ecstatic about me.
01:10:12 You should be, like,
01:10:16 Of course, my handsome.
01:10:18 No, don't play with me.
01:10:21 - How do you know?
01:10:23 Why are you trying
01:10:26 Hope? Maybe you should try.
01:10:29 Try.
01:10:30 Well, next time I'll see you,
01:10:33 - Is that what you're asking me?
01:10:35 - Really?
01:10:37 I should just
01:10:40 Yeah.
01:10:42 Okay.
01:10:44 - Yeah.
01:10:59 What are you doing?
01:11:01 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:11:03 Can you pretend that I,
01:11:06 - I was just leaving, right now.
01:11:09 - You broke into my place?
01:11:11 - What are you looking for?
01:11:13 That's creepy. No, this way.
01:11:17 - Good night.
01:11:37 - Hello?
01:11:40 Are you okay?
01:11:43 I love my pony.
01:11:45 I can't believe you did that.
01:11:48 How did you do it?
01:11:53 I'm sorry about what I said.
01:11:55 I didn't mean one word.
01:11:57 - No...
01:11:59 No, I'm a creep.
01:12:00 Just like you said.
01:12:02 Listen, Stéphane.
01:12:07 It's not attractive for a girl
01:12:10 I know, it sucks.
01:12:13 You know I named
01:12:17 No, come on. Come on.
01:12:20 It's not true. You had him
01:12:23 No, no, it is true.
01:12:25 I improvised his name when
01:12:29 He didn't have a name.
01:12:31 Now, tell me how you did it.
01:12:33 Golden is galloping for real.
01:12:35 It's unreal.
01:12:39 Well...
01:12:41 It's just an application
01:12:47 Random control.
01:12:48 Each leg has one engine...
01:12:50 ...and it moves backwards
01:12:52 ...the movement on the other leg.
01:12:57 But in a simplified version.
01:13:01 And it doesn't reproduce.
01:13:06 I'm glad we live
01:13:11 Will you...
01:13:13 Would you marry me when we're 70?
01:13:17 You've got nothing to lose.
01:13:24 Okay.
01:13:26 Would you mind...
01:13:29 ...keep on talking to me
01:13:32 Because I always thought
01:13:36 I feel that I'm falling down
01:13:40 You know that you could never see
01:13:44 Because the image of the traveler
01:13:47 ... would slow down till it would remain
01:13:52 The state he was
01:13:54 Only it's getting redder.
01:13:57 The traveler gets crushed into spaghetti.
01:14:02 I don't wanna be a spaghetti,
01:14:05 No, you won't be a spaghetti.
01:14:07 I don't wanna be a spaghetti.
01:14:08 Stéphane?
01:14:12 - Are you here?
01:14:15 It worked! I'm not a spaghetti!
01:14:18 Tell me, tell me. Describe all you can see.
01:14:22 I feel some grass under my feet.
01:14:24 And it's a bit windy.
01:14:26 And cold. And damp.
01:14:29 And there's forest all around me.
01:14:33 And I can see Golden the Pony Boy.
01:14:37 And I can hear some water.
01:14:42 Oh, here it is. The river.
01:14:44 Is the water made of millions
01:14:48 No, it's real water.
01:14:50 Oh, look. I just found the time machine.
01:14:53 The time machine is here.
01:15:01 And it works.
01:15:09 Stéphane, are you asleep?
01:15:14 Stéphanie, you know my mom, Christine.
01:15:16 Two months later
01:15:21 Yeah, I cannot talk French
01:15:24 ...I feel that my moustache grows
01:15:27 Stéphanie.
01:16:36 I...
01:16:40 I wanna dedicate this
01:16:43 okay, thank you, Mr. Miroux.
01:16:45 Without them, without them,
01:17:37 I'm sorry. Are you upset?
01:18:11 This girl is at once all the women
01:18:15 She's so beautiful and generous
01:18:19 Because she's dumping me.
01:18:22 She's dumping me because
01:18:25 And I am a drug dealer
01:18:29 The police are going to get me now.
01:18:32 This is all my fault.
01:19:33 He is my opposite.
01:19:36 She feels safe around him.
01:19:40 She's in love with him.
01:20:09 Things will turn out the way you want.
01:20:14 If you could just stop doubting
01:20:18 Call me home. Next door.
01:21:44 It's not fair.
01:21:46 She changed exactly the second
01:21:49 It's like a big bang.
01:21:52 ...and then the next nano instant:
01:21:55 Huge. Infinite.
01:21:59 I wish I could travel back to the time
01:22:02 You should have asked me.
01:22:05 Shut up, Guy. I thought she was lonely,
01:22:09 But no. She doesn't need me at all.
01:22:13 You know, I don't know
01:22:15 But maybe she has a pattern.
01:22:17 She doesn't wanna get hurt,
01:22:21 And by hurting people, she thinks
01:22:25 I don't know. I love her
01:22:29 You know? She makes things
01:22:33 It's as if her synapses
01:22:38 Like this. In this way.
01:22:41 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:44 Man, I wish I could talk to my dad.
01:22:49 I miss my father. I cannot talk
01:23:17 You know, you can't let things
01:23:21 A man has to take matters
01:23:23 This TV is brainwashing my weekends.
01:23:27 I should be...
01:23:39 I'm sorry, I wasn't sure I was awake.
01:23:42 Awake? I will awake you for sure
01:23:47 Here, help me,
01:24:12 It floats, yeah.
01:24:30 Stéphane?
01:24:34 Stéphane. Wait.
01:24:37 Do you feel better?
01:24:39 I'm going to work.
01:24:41 I just want to know if you're okay.
01:24:43 Yeah, I'm super-fine. Thanks.
01:24:46 So I get it. So you don't want
01:24:49 No, I don't wanna be your friend anymore.
01:24:53 Do I have to nail it on your door?
01:24:57 No, you... You can't.
01:25:01 - It's not something people can decide.
01:25:04 People have an argument and then
01:25:07 Okay, then let's have a date or something
01:25:11 - If that's what you want.
01:25:13 You'll want me as a friend. You'll have
01:25:17 By the way, where's the boat?
01:25:20 Where's everything? Let's face it.
01:25:23 Like the mezzanine and everything else?
01:25:25 That's not true.
01:25:29 I'll show you.
01:25:30 You're manipulating me or...
01:25:36 Look, here it is.
01:25:39 Here, here it is. Zoé's number.
01:25:42 That's what you want.
01:25:45 Screw her.
01:25:49 "By the way, do you have Zoé's number?"
01:25:53 How did you get that?
01:25:55 Wait, wait. Wait, I'm sorry.
01:26:04 No, no, no. Stop crying.
01:26:06 Stop crying.
01:26:13 I'm sorry.
01:26:17 I'm sorry.
01:26:21 - Guy, Guy.
01:26:23 Did you see the red on?
01:26:26 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:26:27 Something amazing happened
01:26:30 - Come on, shut up, now.
01:26:32 Stop bullshitting. I'm sick
01:26:34 - I'm doing your work. Know why?
01:26:37 Because you're virtually fired,
01:26:39 And mother or not mother
01:26:48 Okay, you don't know
01:26:51 Nobody has a clue what happens...
01:26:52 ...and everybody has an opinion.
01:26:55 I wrote her a letter in my dream
01:27:00 And she read it. I don't know how,
01:27:03 And she just recited it to me just now.
01:27:06 Word by word. She knows it.
01:27:07 And you know why?
01:27:10 ...are creating this loop
01:27:12 It's not as if our brains are communicating
01:27:16 It's as if we were evolving
01:27:19 It's called PSR.
01:27:22 It's incredibly rare. It's as if
01:27:25 - And we're falling to, into the...
01:27:30 - She will drive you crazy, believe me.
01:27:35 In 20 minutes at the Bar de l'Oreille.
01:27:37 Minutes at the Bar de l'Oreille.
01:27:41 It's my travel, time travel machine.
01:27:45 You just walk in, Pouchet didn't
01:27:48 Oh, come on. Guy, Guy, come on!
01:28:38 You will never date her, okay?
01:28:41 - She will drive you crazy.
01:28:44 I refuse to believe only friendship
01:28:47 There are signs that can't be mistaken.
01:28:49 Can't be mistaken. Look, look.
01:28:53 She kisses me at less than
01:28:57 It is a sign, the most evident,
01:29:01 Where should she kiss to her friendly
01:29:04 No, halfway between the ear and the lips.
01:29:09 Besides, if I don't move my head back,
01:29:13 Why did you move away
01:29:15 Maybe I tried to kiss her, who cares?
01:29:18 The point is that she will torture,
01:29:23 She simply doesn't care about me.
01:29:24 No, this is not true. She cares a lot.
01:29:28 She feels sorry for me.
01:29:31 Exactly. My feeling has reached
01:29:34 ... and I can't seduce anyone
01:29:42 You believe you can seduce her with
01:29:46 They all ended up in the trash,
01:29:50 - No.
01:29:52 Stéphanie never came.
01:29:56 - It's too late. Stéphanie moved on.
01:29:58 - Stéphanie moved on. Moved on.
01:30:01 Will never change her mind.
01:30:03 Girls never change their mind
01:30:12 Open the door. I know you are there.
01:30:15 Open the door.
01:30:17 You forgot about me.
01:30:22 Stop playing with me.
01:30:30 I never want to see you again.
01:31:44 Say it.
01:31:47 Say it, you have to say it.
01:31:50 - Listen to me. Listen to me, say it.
01:31:53 - Say it.
01:31:56 - It won't happen. You have to say it.
01:32:01 - Go on, say it.
01:32:03 Just... okay. Right there.
01:32:07 - Will you marry me?
01:33:08 I've changed my mind.
01:33:43 - Hey, Stéphane.
01:33:44 What's going on?
01:33:47 Nothing's going on. I'm just leaving.
01:33:50 Yeah, I know.
01:33:53 Are you still upset with me?
01:33:56 Well, let's just say that
01:34:00 Yeah.
01:34:02 You're not gonna let me in?
01:34:04 Install a toilet paper dispenser
01:34:07 ...their dirty Sanchez here
01:34:09 Oh, shut up.
01:34:12 How is your head?
01:34:14 It's okay.
01:34:16 It's not normal, though.
01:34:18 Oh, well, of course it's not.
01:34:20 - It's never going to be.
01:34:25 I'm glad I made it
01:34:28 Don't be glad.
01:34:30 Be sad.
01:34:33 Your English is very good.
01:34:35 What about your French?
01:34:36 No, I can't speak French with you.
01:34:40 The only thing I can say is:
01:34:47 Oh, damn it, Stéphane.
01:34:49 What if someone catches fire?
01:34:55 We've got to help him. Quick.
01:35:06 Go, go, go!
01:35:18 Anarchy in the cellophane!
01:35:26 You've been crying?
01:35:29 I like it when you cry
01:35:35 I actually don't like it when you cry.
01:35:38 I find it horrible.
01:35:40 Especially when it's not for me.
01:35:43 Will you cry a little when I'm dead?
01:35:45 I hate people that pretend that they want
01:35:49 ...you know, and everyone is having
01:35:53 ...and nobody gives a shit
01:35:55 That's horrible. That's bullshit.
01:35:58 It's like, "Hey, sleep with my girlfriend
01:36:03 You know? Well, my problem is that
01:36:06 And I'm not dead.
01:36:13 Look. Put your finger here.
01:36:16 Touch here.
01:36:18 At the back of the ear and the glasses.
01:36:21 It feels like the glasses were
01:36:25 Oh, true. That's weird.
01:36:28 - I always liked that.
01:36:32 It's like if you were touching
01:36:37 I don't have a penis.
01:36:38 You have a left hand.
01:36:42 Why do you always have to be a pig?
01:36:48 I'm teasing you.
01:36:53 Will you fix your teeth one day?
01:36:58 - You're mean.
01:37:03 I mean, it's gonna be 40 years
01:37:05 And I might as well take care
01:37:08 Well, actually, you know?
01:37:10 Don't do anything.
01:37:12 Maybe no teeth is good
01:37:16 Okay. I think you should leave now.
01:37:20 You gonna be late.
01:37:22 You know, sometimes I wear my jeans
01:37:25 ...until they're really bad. And it
01:37:29 - What do you want me to say to that?
01:37:32 So how is your boyfriend?
01:37:34 You have a new boyfriend?
01:37:37 A new boyfriend with long hair...
01:37:38 ...and goes bungee jumping and surfing.
01:37:41 Does he take you surfing?
01:37:43 Invite me, I'll go with you.
01:37:45 I mean, if you want me to.
01:37:48 I don't have a boyfriend.
01:37:50 And you have a serious problem
01:37:53 You could sleep with the entire planet
01:37:58 - Please, I'd like you to go now.
01:38:01 I like your boobs. They are very friendly
01:38:04 I'll appreciate if, one day,
01:38:07 - Not much to see. Now, go.
01:38:09 You finished the mezzanine.
01:38:11 I thought you were never gonna finish it.
01:38:13 Like the boat and everything else.
01:38:16 Is it solid?
01:38:19 Can it hold a boy? A couple?
01:38:22 What are you doing...? Get out.
01:38:25 - Get out of here.
01:38:26 - Get out or I'll call your mother.
01:38:29 Not my mother.
01:38:31 - You're gonna miss your plane.
01:38:35 Why do you do this to me?
01:38:38 What have I done to you?
01:38:40 Tell me what do you want me to do?
01:38:44 I don't know.
01:38:47 Maybe touch my hair or something?
01:38:49 I can't do that.
01:38:53 Why me?
01:38:54 Because everyone else is boring.
01:38:57 And because you're different.
01:39:01 You don't like me, Stéphanie.
01:40:07 Stéphane?